WEBVTT - #195: Knocked Up 0:00:00.880 --> 0:00:03.120 This is is just. 0:00:04.760 --> 0:00:06.680 Understood to buy a couple of mitches. 0:00:06.960 --> 0:00:12.959 Hello, you release yourself for the rude shocks of young adulthood. 0:00:13.119 --> 0:00:14.960 I don't want to bore everyone and show you my 0:00:15.080 --> 0:00:19.040 europe videos. It's a bit late for that. 0:00:19.360 --> 0:00:23.119 No is Mitch, Julie and Mitchell. 0:00:22.880 --> 0:00:26.720 Kous Hello you Hello. You gotta to shake it up 0:00:26.720 --> 0:00:27.320 and jump in first. 0:00:27.360 --> 0:00:28.680 Well, that's what I have to what's your role? What 0:00:28.680 --> 0:00:30.000 do I have to do? What do you mean be 0:00:30.080 --> 0:00:32.360 citty call the whole episode. I'm gonna swap rowls. 0:00:32.640 --> 0:00:34.800 I'm not taking on the role of Mitch. Cherry Danksterus 0:00:35.000 --> 0:00:37.839 did it very hard, big shoes to Phil. Isn't it 0:00:37.880 --> 0:00:40.080 interesting that we never discussed who's going to say hello 0:00:40.200 --> 0:00:42.000 you first? It just kind of happened that way. 0:00:42.240 --> 0:00:45.599 Now I feel I vividly remember having a conversation about it. Yeah, 0:00:45.640 --> 0:00:48.200 because you signed the show off and I opened the show, 0:00:48.200 --> 0:00:49.280 I think we've discussed her. 0:00:49.560 --> 0:00:51.919 Okay, well, my apologies. I've just stolen your role. 0:00:52.000 --> 0:00:53.640 That's right. For all the people that think this show 0:00:53.680 --> 0:00:55.760 is in shambles and we don't plan, we actually have 0:00:55.880 --> 0:00:58.160 many a conversation about the show. 0:00:58.280 --> 0:01:00.400 I can't recall them, but I'm sure we do. We 0:01:00.440 --> 0:01:02.920 actually do, I'm sure we do. We've had planning meetings. 0:01:02.920 --> 0:01:04.759 Remember when we used to like actually sit down and plan, 0:01:04.920 --> 0:01:07.240 like we had brunches and would brainstorm. 0:01:07.560 --> 0:01:09.280 Yeah, it's been a while since we've done one of those. 0:01:09.400 --> 0:01:11.920 I think it's good because listen, do you really think 0:01:12.200 --> 0:01:14.200 by the end of her tenure and Tracy Grimshaw was 0:01:14.240 --> 0:01:16.600 going to every meeting for a current affair? No, I 0:01:16.640 --> 0:01:17.240 think she was. 0:01:17.400 --> 0:01:20.880 No. Yeah, I remember she said in an interview when 0:01:20.920 --> 0:01:23.399 she left a current affair they were like, oh, did 0:01:23.400 --> 0:01:25.600 you ever pull your weight? And you know, wouldn't have it 0:01:25.600 --> 0:01:28.759 said that, Mitchell, you know what I mean. Heavily criticized 0:01:28.760 --> 0:01:33.520 for the fluctuation by the mass media and market and Michellechury. 0:01:35.120 --> 0:01:37.840 What is it with parents that just judge with female 0:01:37.880 --> 0:01:41.600 news presenters costumes, not even costumes, clothes, they're not costumes. 0:01:41.640 --> 0:01:45.000 I'm not going to name who. But over Christmas, I 0:01:45.040 --> 0:01:48.440 was at home and we were watching TV and someone 0:01:48.920 --> 0:01:52.320 came on TV and my dad he was talking as 0:01:52.320 --> 0:01:55.160 if he was chiming in on a conversation that hadn't 0:01:55.200 --> 0:01:59.520 taken place. He just goes, hm, yeah, yeah, she has 0:01:59.560 --> 0:02:04.280 always been heavy, hasn't she Oh, my, don'true. Who was it? 0:02:04.360 --> 0:02:05.360 I'm not telling you? 0:02:05.440 --> 0:02:06.880 Can I say it because I think I know? And 0:02:06.920 --> 0:02:08.160 then you bleep it out if it's right. 0:02:08.280 --> 0:02:12.760 Yeah, no, okay, bleep that out please. Okay it wasn't her, 0:02:12.880 --> 0:02:16.200 But you're getting warmer. Yeah, my dad, my dad, that 0:02:16.880 --> 0:02:19.400 person redacted that I just said was on TV and 0:02:19.480 --> 0:02:22.799 Dad went, God, she's fat for a TV host. That's 0:02:22.840 --> 0:02:26.360 not even true, not even true. Oh god, parents are dreadful, 0:02:26.400 --> 0:02:28.639 they really are. Anyway, Sorry, we're not the Tracy Grimshaw. 0:02:28.680 --> 0:02:29.040 What are we. 0:02:29.040 --> 0:02:31.519 We're like the Carl Stefanovich, Like we're resting on our laurels. 0:02:31.639 --> 0:02:33.239 Well, what I was going to say was Tracy was 0:02:33.320 --> 0:02:35.760 quite hands on, because she said in an interview that 0:02:36.160 --> 0:02:38.000 she did have a lot of say over the show, 0:02:38.040 --> 0:02:40.360 and the one thing she banned was like brass stories. 0:02:40.360 --> 0:02:41.880 I think she's like, I'm so over it. 0:02:41.960 --> 0:02:42.480 You're kidding. 0:02:42.520 --> 0:02:44.840 They kept doing like miracle bras stories. You know the 0:02:45.000 --> 0:02:48.000 ar Bra, Yeah, the wonder Bra. No, it's literally called 0:02:48.000 --> 0:02:49.640 the arbor. Oh, it's like the competitor to the one 0:02:49.720 --> 0:02:51.160 it's supposed to be. Like when you take it off, 0:02:51.160 --> 0:02:54.760 you just want to say, oh god, that's good. Branding. 0:02:54.760 --> 0:02:56.000 I don't even have tits, and I want. 0:02:55.840 --> 0:03:00.280 To who actually says, ah idiots with tits? Please let 0:03:00.280 --> 0:03:03.040 me know? Is that a thingdiots? Idiot's nice? I reckon. 0:03:03.040 --> 0:03:04.600 If I had a bra, i'd take it off and 0:03:04.600 --> 0:03:08.120 be like totally. It wouldn't be like a you need brah. 0:03:08.639 --> 0:03:11.160 I take my bundies off. Some I actually make noise. 0:03:11.200 --> 0:03:14.480 I'm going to try and replicate it. I'd be like, like, it's. 0:03:14.280 --> 0:03:16.960 That, okay, how do you spell that? If you're going 0:03:17.000 --> 0:03:20.919 to do your own range of bundies O G R 0:03:21.000 --> 0:03:24.440 O A U g H by cheery, what would yours be? 0:03:25.639 --> 0:03:27.120 I don't know what noise I make when I get 0:03:27.120 --> 0:03:29.280 my money off. No, when you take your hair tie out, 0:03:29.400 --> 0:03:31.280 that's that's the Mitchell Coombs of it all. I reckon. 0:03:31.360 --> 0:03:32.200 It's the same noise. 0:03:32.240 --> 0:03:35.080 It's like a that seems like you're upset with it, 0:03:35.440 --> 0:03:36.160 like well, it's. 0:03:36.080 --> 0:03:38.640 Almost like, oh, it's a relief. Sometimes if the hair 0:03:38.680 --> 0:03:40.360 is up for too long, I get a fucking headache. 0:03:40.360 --> 0:03:41.840 Do it again. I'm gonna close my eyes. 0:03:41.960 --> 0:03:43.600 Okay, I'll actually take my hair out. I've got an 0:03:43.600 --> 0:03:44.240 in a ponytail. 0:03:44.720 --> 0:03:52.040 Like you sounds stressed, I am perpetually get it out 0:03:52.080 --> 0:03:53.080 like there is a spider and that no. 0:03:53.920 --> 0:03:58.240 Speaking of stress, our third Wheel Prize keeper Jenner is 0:03:58.360 --> 0:03:58.920 not here. 0:03:59.600 --> 0:04:02.320 She's not Can you fucking believe it? And we said 0:04:02.440 --> 0:04:04.080 only what two three weeks ago? 0:04:04.320 --> 0:04:07.600 Literally the most recent episode, I've got a transcript. Can 0:04:07.600 --> 0:04:08.920 I read you a direct quote? 0:04:09.040 --> 0:04:11.040 And it's like you're a stenographer, Yeah, go for it. 0:04:11.120 --> 0:04:14.119 I want there those people that type in court, oh 0:04:14.240 --> 0:04:16.640 right right, yeah, we with that weird keyboard that has 0:04:16.720 --> 0:04:19.599 six numbers, a six buttons somehow and they're like, yes, 0:04:19.800 --> 0:04:23.640 i'm documentary. Oh yeah, well this is what you said. Yeah. Literally, 0:04:24.160 --> 0:04:27.880 in our most recent episode one you said, Mitch and 0:04:27.880 --> 0:04:31.600 I were talking, we're very impressed with your availability this season. 0:04:32.320 --> 0:04:36.000 I said, you've done like ten episodes without wagging. You 0:04:36.040 --> 0:04:40.080 can understand our shock though, because itstorically you've not been dedicated. 0:04:40.120 --> 0:04:44.479 And this is what Jenna said, Yes exactly, but you 0:04:44.560 --> 0:04:46.760 know it's a new year, it's a new me. 0:04:47.160 --> 0:04:47.640 Wow. 0:04:47.920 --> 0:04:50.760 Bullshit. We gassed her up too much and now she's 0:04:50.760 --> 0:04:51.480 gotten complacent. 0:04:51.520 --> 0:04:55.560 She's not here, same year, same old cow. No, she's 0:04:55.600 --> 0:04:57.400 busy working. She was at the Sydney Royal Ease to 0:04:57.440 --> 0:04:59.800 Show press day and try and come between her and 0:04:59.839 --> 0:05:01.960 this Didney wrote leads to show totally. I called her 0:05:01.960 --> 0:05:03.600 and said, hey, can you let me in because we're 0:05:03.600 --> 0:05:05.320 in the old station. I don't have a buzz ashes, 0:05:05.400 --> 0:05:08.600 I'm on the dodge ems. I'll talk to you later, Jenner. 0:05:08.960 --> 0:05:12.160 That's just like her thing the Eastern Show. You know, 0:05:12.279 --> 0:05:14.880 people have things like I've got a good friend who 0:05:15.279 --> 0:05:17.280 you know, Janez. You would have met him at Martgraph. Yeah, 0:05:17.320 --> 0:05:21.719 his thing is Disney. Multiple times? Have I shown you 0:05:21.760 --> 0:05:22.680 his your collection? 0:05:22.839 --> 0:05:23.919 I don't think I want to see it? 0:05:24.000 --> 0:05:25.640 No, no you do. It's actually impressive. 0:05:25.680 --> 0:05:26.680 He's e or collection. 0:05:26.839 --> 0:05:29.360 Yes, I don't know. I think's his favorite character. I'm 0:05:29.400 --> 0:05:31.040 not sure why. He actually kind of has an e 0:05:31.160 --> 0:05:34.800 or energy about him. What miserable? No no, no, no no, 0:05:34.960 --> 0:05:37.400 he's depressed as fun. Not enough people are talking about 0:05:37.400 --> 0:05:38.200 EON's welfare. 0:05:38.279 --> 0:05:40.480 O Eel's sleepy and beloved. 0:05:40.640 --> 0:05:43.400 He here's the photo, that's the collection. Oh oh that 0:05:43.440 --> 0:05:47.160 really is right? So that's his thing. He loves Disney. 0:05:47.360 --> 0:05:49.640 Jane sing is the Easter Show and nothing and no 0:05:49.680 --> 0:05:50.599 one can come between it. 0:05:50.720 --> 0:05:51.560 What's your thing? 0:05:52.200 --> 0:05:53.760 I don't think I have a thing, which is a 0:05:53.760 --> 0:05:54.200 bit sad. 0:05:54.320 --> 0:05:56.240 I agree I was talking to someone, They're like talking 0:05:56.240 --> 0:05:58.800 about branding or marketing. They're like, who is Mitch Jury? 0:05:59.000 --> 0:06:00.520 And I actually couldn't really work it out. 0:06:00.880 --> 0:06:03.520 I just don't have any Like I've had obsessions over 0:06:03.520 --> 0:06:07.159 the years and hyperfixations, but none of them have like stuck. 0:06:07.760 --> 0:06:08.080 You know. 0:06:08.200 --> 0:06:09.880 You know what we should do. We should talk to 0:06:09.880 --> 0:06:13.680 about idiots and tidiots and ask, when you think of us, 0:06:13.680 --> 0:06:15.960 what are our pillars? 0:06:16.320 --> 0:06:18.680 Yeah, but I'm one of the other people's things. What 0:06:18.720 --> 0:06:20.720 are you? Unapologetically obset? 0:06:21.080 --> 0:06:22.640 That's a great segment. Why don't we in a couple 0:06:22.680 --> 0:06:24.640 of weeks get people on and all we know is 0:06:24.680 --> 0:06:27.560 their first name, and you go, Hi, I'm Paula. My 0:06:27.720 --> 0:06:31.080 thing is and we just unpack it and that's it's 0:06:31.080 --> 0:06:32.560 like a what's your thing? 0:06:33.120 --> 0:06:35.520 Yeah, just come on and talk about something that you're obsessed with. 0:06:35.800 --> 0:06:38.320 When I was in primary school, my thing was SpongeBob SquarePants. 0:06:38.320 --> 0:06:40.839 I was one of those kids that was obnoxiously obsessed. 0:06:40.839 --> 0:06:42.440 I had like a coloring in book and then in 0:06:42.440 --> 0:06:45.120 the last page it was a certificate and it said, 0:06:45.160 --> 0:06:47.760 I hereby declar you the number one SpongeBob SquarePants fan 0:06:47.800 --> 0:06:49.360 in the world. It was a book I got it big. 0:06:49.600 --> 0:06:50.520 You have to print that yourself. 0:06:50.560 --> 0:06:52.120 I got it. I made my mum eliminated it at 0:06:52.160 --> 0:06:54.400 the office job, and I took it to school and 0:06:54.440 --> 0:06:56.640 I was so proud of being the SpongeBob SquarePants number 0:06:56.640 --> 0:06:58.279 one fan. But another kid had it because it was 0:06:58.279 --> 0:06:58.839 from a book. 0:06:59.080 --> 0:07:01.479 Ah that just kind of through that little slip in there. Yeah. 0:07:01.480 --> 0:07:03.280 I was so upset. I was like, but I have this? 0:07:03.320 --> 0:07:03.800 How can he? 0:07:03.839 --> 0:07:07.159 I don't really understand how purchasing things from a chain worked, 0:07:07.160 --> 0:07:10.080 like everyone could buy it. Was it like a golden ticket? Yeah, 0:07:10.120 --> 0:07:12.720 like only some books had that certificate it was. 0:07:12.840 --> 0:07:15.040 It had a perforated edge, you know, like you just 0:07:15.120 --> 0:07:16.400 ripped it out like it had that. 0:07:17.280 --> 0:07:20.160 Like a sealed section. Yeah, it did. Interesting. 0:07:20.160 --> 0:07:22.160 I know it was signed by SpongeBob and missed a 0:07:22.280 --> 0:07:22.920 crabby Patty. 0:07:22.960 --> 0:07:25.480 It was a whole thing. Anyway, it's your first time 0:07:25.520 --> 0:07:28.320 listening well, and I don't know how to tell you. 0:07:29.120 --> 0:07:31.880 It's also underwater, like how they've written doesn't make sense. 0:07:32.200 --> 0:07:33.680 We start every episode with it, Is it just me? 0:07:33.760 --> 0:07:36.160 Something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. Mitch does 0:07:36.280 --> 0:07:39.520 not know mine. I do not know Mitchell's. 0:07:39.120 --> 0:07:40.800 What's yours about? This week, Can you give it a 0:07:40.840 --> 0:07:43.120 little relationship? Okay? 0:07:44.080 --> 0:07:46.680 People are so interested in the DMS, and I thought, well, 0:07:46.840 --> 0:07:49.200 I actually have questions and concerns. 0:07:49.560 --> 0:07:54.239 Okay, like mine's about not family drama, but it's family related. 0:07:54.520 --> 0:07:58.560 Really, last time I spoke about my relationship was grim. 0:07:58.800 --> 0:08:00.920 Last time you spoke about your family, your dad was 0:08:00.920 --> 0:08:03.040 calling a fat bitch. 0:08:03.480 --> 0:08:05.360 That's true. Do you want me to tell you who 0:08:05.360 --> 0:08:06.840 it was? By the way, Yeah, leap it out? 0:08:08.400 --> 0:08:08.640 I know. 0:08:08.800 --> 0:08:11.040 Isn't that so rude? So rude? 0:08:11.120 --> 0:08:13.680 And it's not wrong? Now I'm joking. I'm joking. 0:08:13.800 --> 0:08:16.880 He's wrong really for saying that. 0:08:16.760 --> 0:08:19.560 Oh for saying it? Yeah, but I mean factually, I 0:08:19.600 --> 0:08:23.640 think she saw his mpic. Okay, I'll go first. Why not? 0:08:24.080 --> 0:08:24.240 Yeah? 0:08:24.360 --> 0:08:24.800 Right? 0:08:27.000 --> 0:08:28.280 Is it just me? 0:08:30.240 --> 0:08:32.160 Do you not know how to launch a relationship in 0:08:32.160 --> 0:08:32.920 twenty twenty four? 0:08:34.360 --> 0:08:36.040 Not in twenty twenty four? I did it in twenty 0:08:36.040 --> 0:08:36.480 twenty three. 0:08:36.559 --> 0:08:36.719 Yeah. 0:08:36.800 --> 0:08:38.360 See, well, I feel like you'd be able to. I 0:08:38.400 --> 0:08:40.320 can't remember what you did, and I want to hear 0:08:40.360 --> 0:08:42.079 what you did with Sean. But the last time I 0:08:42.160 --> 0:08:45.400 launched a relationship was twenty eighteen. Like a hard launch, 0:08:45.440 --> 0:08:47.200 soft launch was different. 0:08:47.800 --> 0:08:50.120 Would you say that you've already done the soft launch 0:08:50.160 --> 0:08:52.400 with this person that you're exclusive with, but no one 0:08:52.440 --> 0:08:53.000 knows his name. 0:08:53.200 --> 0:08:55.000 Well, I can name him. I'm happy to name him. 0:08:55.120 --> 0:08:56.439 Oh okay, Well this is how you do it. 0:08:56.520 --> 0:08:58.360 I guess I was going to say this, Should this 0:08:58.520 --> 0:08:59.880 just be the announcement? Why not? 0:09:00.400 --> 0:09:02.480 Well? I feel bad. I should have been more prepared 0:09:02.520 --> 0:09:05.480 because how I announced Sean was you had the fucking 0:09:05.520 --> 0:09:08.120 bow and arrow cupid sound effects, and you made a 0:09:08.120 --> 0:09:09.920 big song and dance about it. 0:09:10.400 --> 0:09:11.560 We can hold it for another but. 0:09:11.640 --> 0:09:13.160 Still officially has a boyfriend there? 0:09:14.200 --> 0:09:15.840 Well, I officially do. Now it's all official. 0:09:16.280 --> 0:09:20.240 Well, okay, are you allowed to say his name? His name, 0:09:20.360 --> 0:09:23.080 ladies and gentlemen, Ah, here we go. He brought his 0:09:23.080 --> 0:09:25.400 own bells and whistles his name, everybody. 0:09:25.080 --> 0:09:30.440 Mystery man no longer The gorgeous. The beautiful is six foot, blonde, 0:09:31.679 --> 0:09:33.800 brown hazerlight. There's a weird freckle on his eye. It's 0:09:33.800 --> 0:09:37.160 actually quite a deer, and he's beautiful. His name is Stephen. 0:09:39.160 --> 0:09:41.439 Brand new information for me. I had no idea. 0:09:41.480 --> 0:09:42.480 How do you know his name? 0:09:42.720 --> 0:09:45.000 I've known his name for ageous, You've been the first 0:09:45.040 --> 0:09:46.880 to know. There was a period of time when you 0:09:47.000 --> 0:09:49.000 sort of started seeing him that I didn't bother to 0:09:49.000 --> 0:09:50.640 commit his name to memory because I'm like, is it 0:09:50.720 --> 0:09:52.560 going to be like a side character in friends that 0:09:52.600 --> 0:09:54.240 you don't need to get to know yet? But then 0:09:54.240 --> 0:09:55.640 once you've been around for a while, I was like, 0:09:56.600 --> 0:09:58.319 I know you've told me a million times, but what's 0:09:58.320 --> 0:09:59.199 his fucking name? Again? 0:09:59.240 --> 0:10:01.720 Well, like, just to be transparent, adore him. He's beautiful, 0:10:01.760 --> 0:10:04.200 He's so gorgeous and so cute. He's such a sweetheart. 0:10:04.240 --> 0:10:07.240 You've met him, yea, yeah, yeah, he we were like 0:10:07.360 --> 0:10:08.800 we realized he brought it up with me. 0:10:08.800 --> 0:10:10.640 He's like, we've been dating for like seven eight months? 0:10:11.040 --> 0:10:13.760 Fuck have you? Yeah? And I was like, oh my god, 0:10:14.360 --> 0:10:16.559 So as in like when you first met each other. 0:10:16.760 --> 0:10:19.320 Yeah, first we weren't. No, so it's been like what 0:10:19.520 --> 0:10:22.680 three four months, like dating dating, but we were talking 0:10:22.679 --> 0:10:24.719 for a while, you know, when I was doing my 0:10:24.800 --> 0:10:27.920 thing anyway. Yeah, it's exciting, isn't it. 0:10:28.679 --> 0:10:30.439 Well it looks like you do know how to launch 0:10:30.440 --> 0:10:31.480 a relationship. You did it. 0:10:31.480 --> 0:10:32.599 I guess, well, I guess I did it. But my 0:10:32.720 --> 0:10:34.960 question is like, for God's sake, like I would put 0:10:35.040 --> 0:10:36.640 up a photo. I was in Orange on the weekend, 0:10:36.640 --> 0:10:38.360 which is Oh my god, so near you. 0:10:38.480 --> 0:10:40.880 I know, I couldn't believe it. I texted you. I 0:10:40.880 --> 0:10:42.480 was like, I need to hear your thoughts on Orange 0:10:42.559 --> 0:10:45.319 because that was the big day out in bogan Gate. 0:10:45.520 --> 0:10:47.559 It's an hour and a half away. It's got the JJ's, 0:10:47.600 --> 0:10:49.640 it's got the movie cinemas. Oh it with the fucking 0:10:49.640 --> 0:10:51.600 teenager's dream day trip to Orange, Mitchell. 0:10:51.640 --> 0:10:52.760 Orange was beautiful. 0:10:52.880 --> 0:10:53.360 I love it. 0:10:53.360 --> 0:10:54.880 That's whet Stephen is at the moment. So I went 0:10:54.960 --> 0:10:56.640 up to Orange to see Him's living there at the moment. 0:10:56.679 --> 0:10:58.800 It's dreadful, but I wanted to think. 0:10:58.679 --> 0:10:59.680 That's dreadful again. 0:11:00.200 --> 0:11:02.360 The thing to me because he's on his own. You no, 0:11:02.400 --> 0:11:03.120 it doesn't have anyone. 0:11:03.240 --> 0:11:05.360 So I went to visit him and we'll talk about 0:11:05.360 --> 0:11:07.000 Orange and parks and the dish of it all later. 0:11:07.280 --> 0:11:10.520 But I was putting photos up, and anytime I put 0:11:10.520 --> 0:11:11.880 a photo up, like I put a photo up of 0:11:12.080 --> 0:11:12.959 like a bird that flew. 0:11:12.760 --> 0:11:14.559 Into a window and he happened to be in the reflection. 0:11:14.880 --> 0:11:17.920 I didn't notice the bird in the window. I thought 0:11:17.920 --> 0:11:19.680 you were posting a video of your reflection. 0:11:19.920 --> 0:11:21.840 No, a bird flew into a window. 0:11:22.000 --> 0:11:23.160 Because I saw that, and I was like, what is 0:11:23.200 --> 0:11:23.839 he trying to show it? 0:11:24.000 --> 0:11:26.640 Oh, a bird it flew into the window and everyone 0:11:26.760 --> 0:11:29.280 was like, soft launch, soft launch, hard launch. I'm like, no, 0:11:29.320 --> 0:11:31.959 that bird launch got quite a hard that's a hard launch. 0:11:32.000 --> 0:11:34.319 I've got a break and beak for Funk's sake. And 0:11:34.520 --> 0:11:37.520 oh that's actually they're talking about him. But you can't 0:11:37.559 --> 0:11:39.680 do anything that having to be something. And I didn't 0:11:39.679 --> 0:11:41.880 want to do a hard launch. Like we've got gorgeous photos. 0:11:41.920 --> 0:11:43.839 I think I sent you a photo of us together. 0:11:43.920 --> 0:11:47.000 It's like, I don't know. I don't want a hard launch, and. 0:11:47.240 --> 0:11:49.040 If you don't want to, this is my hard launch. 0:11:49.200 --> 0:11:49.320 There. 0:11:50.240 --> 0:11:52.760 It's odd. You see people and like the Chris Olsen's 0:11:52.760 --> 0:11:54.560 of it all on TikTok and he hard launched his 0:11:54.600 --> 0:11:57.880 boyfriend on TikTok, right, and then yeah, because he had 0:11:57.880 --> 0:12:00.200 that big public relationship was. 0:12:00.200 --> 0:12:01.720 The one that he was passing on the harbor bridges. 0:12:01.800 --> 0:12:03.880 That are you're talking about. That's his new boyfriend. But 0:12:03.960 --> 0:12:06.840 they broke up after like six months. Okay, but he 0:12:06.920 --> 0:12:08.800 went so hard and I'm like, I don't want to 0:12:08.840 --> 0:12:09.120 do that. 0:12:09.160 --> 0:12:11.800 It's so much. It's such a big thing, and like, 0:12:11.920 --> 0:12:14.760 I think my last relationship was so public I'm like, 0:12:14.760 --> 0:12:17.719 maybe I'm in my private error, but. 0:12:18.080 --> 0:12:22.600 Your breakup announcement was great for ratings, so hard launch 0:12:22.640 --> 0:12:24.240 every person you ever go on a date with. 0:12:24.400 --> 0:12:26.800 That's how I know I'm in the right business position 0:12:26.840 --> 0:12:29.880 with you, because that's it's just me. 0:12:32.120 --> 0:12:35.440 You should follow these idiots online search a couple of 0:12:35.520 --> 0:12:39.000 mitches now coming up in episode one nine six, which 0:12:39.000 --> 0:12:42.920 is out this Wednesday. Yeah, I'm doing it. I'm fucking 0:12:43.240 --> 0:12:46.280 doing it. What the segment we spoke about ages ago? 0:12:46.880 --> 0:12:49.560 D No, not Yeah, I would like to do that though. 0:12:49.600 --> 0:12:52.960 That's absolutely happening. Yeah, but we spoke about it ages ago, 0:12:53.000 --> 0:12:55.400 and frankly, I wasn't fond of your attitude towards it. 0:12:55.480 --> 0:12:56.720 But I'm backing myself. 0:12:56.840 --> 0:12:59.080 Oh no, no, you were not talking about the. 0:12:59.000 --> 0:13:05.000 Top five by Yep. I'm supportive in all your creative endeavors. 0:13:05.160 --> 0:13:08.439 And I guess you sat through the best door bells 0:13:08.640 --> 0:13:10.679 I did, and the best car horns, and I love 0:13:10.760 --> 0:13:12.240 those secondents car horns. 0:13:12.520 --> 0:13:14.360 The only issue is and I support you and I 0:13:14.400 --> 0:13:20.319 support my correct However, they all sound the same, Mitchell. 0:13:20.360 --> 0:13:21.880 A bike bell is a bike bell. They do not 0:13:22.000 --> 0:13:22.800 change bike to bike. 0:13:23.080 --> 0:13:26.360 Well, that's where you're wrong. I'm going to prove you 0:13:26.440 --> 0:13:31.280 completely wrong. This is stupid. Just you wait, give me 0:13:31.320 --> 0:13:32.760 a fucking chance for juck. 0:13:32.840 --> 0:13:35.240 Oh sure, but wait, so what do you mean? Have 0:13:35.280 --> 0:13:37.280 you found them online? Or are these idiots? 0:13:37.360 --> 0:13:39.880 No? These are people that actually sent their bike bells 0:13:39.880 --> 0:13:42.800 to me, our idiot. How many people ride bikes? Quite 0:13:42.840 --> 0:13:44.680 a few. As it turns out, I didn't realize our 0:13:44.720 --> 0:13:47.360 idiots enough for a top five. Put it that way, right, Okay? 0:13:47.800 --> 0:13:49.560 Now is my fans included in the top five? 0:13:49.760 --> 0:13:51.680 Well, I didn't put her in the running, but I 0:13:51.720 --> 0:13:53.160 did bring it to so you can hear it. The 0:13:53.200 --> 0:13:55.959 bike not the bike I wouldn't fit in the fucking boot. 0:13:56.400 --> 0:13:58.720 Well, listen, we can't hook and tease every good episode, 0:13:58.760 --> 0:14:01.000 so Wednesday will just be You'll be able to hear it. 0:14:01.080 --> 0:14:02.440 That's that's all I'm going to commit to. 0:14:02.720 --> 0:14:06.720 Thanks for that. By the way, speaking about idiots, I 0:14:06.800 --> 0:14:09.640 need to fucking tell you last weekend I was in 0:14:09.679 --> 0:14:12.840 Newcastle for my comedy shows here in Newcastle Fringe and 0:14:12.880 --> 0:14:16.360 I ran into so many idiots. Oh really, yes, it 0:14:16.400 --> 0:14:19.320 was so gorgeous. People were coming up saying hello you. 0:14:19.440 --> 0:14:22.600 People were saying hi, I'm an idiot, which never fails. 0:14:22.640 --> 0:14:25.160 To make me laugh. It's a hilarious way to introduce yourself. Hello, 0:14:25.400 --> 0:14:25.960 I'm an idiot. 0:14:26.000 --> 0:14:28.280 It's hilarious. It was gorgeous, but we designed it. 0:14:28.640 --> 0:14:31.760 There were a few idiots that you would remember. Oh yeah, 0:14:31.760 --> 0:14:34.720 there were so many. I got one that I don't know. 0:14:34.840 --> 0:14:37.760 No one told me so, I don't think. So. I 0:14:37.800 --> 0:14:40.480 got to meet Laney. Remember she's the one that bought 0:14:40.480 --> 0:14:42.640 my pot that I made in our pottery class. Oh 0:14:42.640 --> 0:14:45.640 my god, yes, she was there. I met Mitch, who 0:14:45.640 --> 0:14:46.440 bought our ukulele. 0:14:47.320 --> 0:14:48.600 Oh my god, he's gorgeous right hand. 0:14:48.760 --> 0:14:50.920 Yes, he's got loan lone clothing. 0:14:50.960 --> 0:14:51.760 He lone clothing. 0:14:51.760 --> 0:14:55.360 Co I met Hailey rotated to her on the phone 0:14:55.360 --> 0:14:59.920 about seedless fruit to the circus idiots at the time. 0:15:00.080 --> 0:15:01.600 I think we spent more time on the circus than 0:15:01.600 --> 0:15:02.600 when you do on the free We did. 0:15:02.680 --> 0:15:06.160 There were kids in the back and her partner was there. Embarrassingly, 0:15:06.560 --> 0:15:11.120 I also met Hailey's partner, Brit, and I went and 0:15:11.280 --> 0:15:13.160 interacted with them during the show and it was really 0:15:13.240 --> 0:15:17.400 dark up the back and I said, oh, so, Haley, 0:15:17.600 --> 0:15:20.200 did you drag him along with you? And they were like, ah, 0:15:20.400 --> 0:15:25.760 BRIT's a girl. Whoops. Oh, I was like, it's dark. Sorry. 0:15:26.960 --> 0:15:29.320 You'd think someone like me, who gets mistaken for the 0:15:29.360 --> 0:15:31.560 opposite gender all the fucking time, would have a bit 0:15:31.640 --> 0:15:33.800 more patience. I spend a little bit more time. 0:15:33.880 --> 0:15:34.560 How did they take it? 0:15:35.120 --> 0:15:37.720 Oh? They were fine, but sorry again, if you're listening, Britt. 0:15:38.040 --> 0:15:41.880 And also, how adorable is this? I met a woman 0:15:41.960 --> 0:15:45.960 named Kelly who bought a present for me. Oh my god, 0:15:46.080 --> 0:15:50.640 guess what it was. It was a replacement Unicorn money 0:15:50.640 --> 0:15:51.320 box get Out? 0:15:51.320 --> 0:15:51.760 Do you have it? 0:15:51.960 --> 0:15:55.160 I don't have it with me. You can't be trusted 0:15:55.240 --> 0:15:57.520 because you broke the last one I was given during 0:15:57.520 --> 0:15:58.760 our secret sand episode. 0:15:58.800 --> 0:15:59.800 It was an accident. 0:16:00.320 --> 0:16:02.160 Yeah, and it was smashed and she felt so bad 0:16:02.200 --> 0:16:04.440 to me and she fished it out of the garage. 0:16:04.480 --> 0:16:06.240 I think she said it used to belong to her daughter. 0:16:06.360 --> 0:16:08.640 Oh that's isn't That's so sweet? I was like, that's 0:16:08.640 --> 0:16:10.880 so special. I teared up. Is it the same one? 0:16:11.360 --> 0:16:12.240 Exactly the same? 0:16:12.280 --> 0:16:12.920 What are the odds? 0:16:13.040 --> 0:16:15.120 I know, right, what are the odds? So thank you, Kelly. 0:16:15.120 --> 0:16:16.120 If you're listening, that made my day. 0:16:16.200 --> 0:16:18.480 Thanks Kelly for ruining his house. That they're hideous. It 0:16:18.560 --> 0:16:19.600 is an ugly ornament. 0:16:19.760 --> 0:16:21.360 It is nice. I think I love it. 0:16:21.480 --> 0:16:22.840 Well, I met a bunch of idiots in Orange. I 0:16:22.880 --> 0:16:24.360 don't remember their names. Really, you're good at that. 0:16:24.480 --> 0:16:24.840 Yeah. 0:16:24.880 --> 0:16:27.200 I had someone message me and went, hi, I saw 0:16:27.240 --> 0:16:29.600 you walking down Main Street, Orange but didn't want to 0:16:29.800 --> 0:16:30.400 come up to you. 0:16:30.720 --> 0:16:33.160 I'm an idiot. That's interesting that you get that too, 0:16:33.160 --> 0:16:36.200 because I get those messages a lot saying oh, I 0:16:36.280 --> 0:16:37.960 was too scared to approach you, and I thought, maybe 0:16:37.960 --> 0:16:39.920 that's my bitch face, but you look approachable. 0:16:40.600 --> 0:16:43.240 I was with I can say his name now, Steve Evans, 0:16:43.280 --> 0:16:44.520 and maybe she was like, I want to keep the 0:16:44.560 --> 0:16:46.000 mystery alive. She didn't want to see him. 0:16:46.040 --> 0:16:46.600 He was sprung. 0:16:46.840 --> 0:16:48.520 I had another one at a clothing shop. They worked 0:16:48.520 --> 0:16:50.320 at a clothing shop, and she messaged you after and 0:16:50.440 --> 0:16:52.480 was like was that you? And I was like, yeah, 0:16:52.520 --> 0:16:54.040 she'd come back. I didn't have the time. 0:16:54.360 --> 0:16:57.800 I'll tell you what. The Newcastle gigs definitely the rowdiest 0:16:57.800 --> 0:17:01.240 fucking crowd have ever had in Newcastle. Yeah. I got 0:17:01.280 --> 0:17:03.640 the impression that a lot of the people in the 0:17:03.680 --> 0:17:07.160 audience were mums who would organized babysitters. It was their 0:17:07.200 --> 0:17:10.040 first night out in noir and they were fucking going 0:17:10.119 --> 0:17:12.240 hard making it count. Yeah. I can imagine to the 0:17:12.280 --> 0:17:14.879 point where some of them were a bit disruptive, like 0:17:14.920 --> 0:17:18.080 I love the audience interaction stuff, as you know. But 0:17:18.160 --> 0:17:20.439 some of them I was like, shut up, I keep 0:17:20.520 --> 0:17:23.960 losing my weight. There was someone godlover. She was having 0:17:23.960 --> 0:17:26.120 a great night. She stood up in the front row, 0:17:26.280 --> 0:17:28.880 lifted a skirt and flashed a box at me. Oh gorgeous, 0:17:29.000 --> 0:17:31.840 but absolutely no reason. How was it? I looked away 0:17:31.840 --> 0:17:33.879 pretty quick. I couldn't tell you. I couldn't describe it 0:17:33.880 --> 0:17:36.080 in detail. And then that same woman got a photo 0:17:36.080 --> 0:17:38.240 with me after the show and grabbed my crotch twice. 0:17:38.720 --> 0:17:40.880 I was like, maybe nope, nope, just sweating her away 0:17:40.960 --> 0:17:41.520 from my dick. 0:17:41.680 --> 0:17:42.800 No need to come to the next show. 0:17:43.040 --> 0:17:45.640 Yeah, there's a bit of a there's a line, isn't 0:17:45.680 --> 0:17:46.480 there When it's crossed. 0:17:46.520 --> 0:17:47.520 It's definitely crossed. 0:17:47.600 --> 0:17:50.280 It's the first time ever that someone's been kicked out 0:17:50.320 --> 0:17:52.920 of the venue at one of my comedy shows. Really 0:17:52.920 --> 0:17:54.840 got kicked out, not her, one of the other shows. 0:17:54.840 --> 0:17:56.760 There was someone who was so written off that they 0:17:56.800 --> 0:17:58.639 kicked her out after the show. Thankfully she got to 0:17:58.680 --> 0:18:01.720 see streaming during the show, not screaming, but as the 0:18:01.840 --> 0:18:04.600 night went on, she got a little bit more slurry. 0:18:04.800 --> 0:18:06.879 So by the end of the comedy show, when she 0:18:06.880 --> 0:18:09.760 started interacting, someone screams out, don't do drugs kids. 0:18:09.840 --> 0:18:10.560 Oh that's where she. 0:18:10.560 --> 0:18:12.600 Started getting more and more slurry. I was like, okay, 0:18:12.720 --> 0:18:13.680 she's gone hard. Fuck me. 0:18:13.760 --> 0:18:15.080 Well, they sound like they were good gear. 0:18:15.240 --> 0:18:16.800 No, they were really fun. I loved her good. 0:18:16.920 --> 0:18:18.840 I love our idiots are very supportive, aren't they. 0:18:18.920 --> 0:18:20.960 Yeah, they really are. They're very thank you everyone that 0:18:21.000 --> 0:18:23.760 came along. I'm potentially doing well. I don't know if 0:18:23.760 --> 0:18:28.040 I'm supposed to say potentially doing dubbo soon. Oh my god. 0:18:29.960 --> 0:18:32.879 That's near parks An Orange, right. 0:18:32.760 --> 0:18:35.520 Like up not really near Orange, but it's the same 0:18:35.600 --> 0:18:37.800 Central West region, right, Okay. Yeah. 0:18:37.920 --> 0:18:39.880 When I was there, I went to this coffee shop 0:18:39.880 --> 0:18:42.000 and she was like, best coffee in the Inner West. 0:18:42.280 --> 0:18:43.320 Was it too fat ladies? 0:18:43.320 --> 0:18:43.960 It was too good. 0:18:44.560 --> 0:18:46.040 They're the best. Two fat ladies. 0:18:46.080 --> 0:18:48.359 And Stephen. When I bought cowboy boots, you didn't buy them. 0:18:48.359 --> 0:18:50.720 There were glitzy cowboy boots. We walked in and the 0:18:50.760 --> 0:18:53.280 ladies like were like, you have cowboy boots like Jeff 0:18:53.320 --> 0:18:55.760 glitter on them, And she went, honey, come with me. 0:18:56.240 --> 0:18:57.879 And then as we were walking she went, you know, 0:18:57.920 --> 0:18:59.720 seventy years ago, I came to this town one game 0:18:59.760 --> 0:19:02.760 men lesbians. You could tell the lesbians lesbians o very butch. 0:19:02.920 --> 0:19:04.399 But that man no one knew. 0:19:04.560 --> 0:19:04.880 I did. 0:19:04.960 --> 0:19:07.120 I saw him run on the AFL field I could tell, 0:19:07.359 --> 0:19:09.280 so I know exactly what shoes you'll like. But she 0:19:09.320 --> 0:19:10.520 was a fag hag from way back. 0:19:10.600 --> 0:19:14.000 I love her. It was really sweet. Literally, cowboy boots. 0:19:14.040 --> 0:19:16.240 He's really committing to being in the country, isn't he. 0:19:16.280 --> 0:19:18.240 Totally Yeah. I don't even known a pair of those, 0:19:18.240 --> 0:19:18.920 and I'm a country boy. 0:19:18.960 --> 0:19:21.240 And he's there for six weeks. By the time I 0:19:21.320 --> 0:19:23.760 get ordered in from I don't know Paris fashion. Now 0:19:24.040 --> 0:19:27.200 he'll be back in Sydney anyway. Should we do your resard? 0:19:27.240 --> 0:19:27.439 Just you? 0:19:27.520 --> 0:19:27.919 It's just me? 0:19:28.240 --> 0:19:30.240 Oh my age, of course, let's get into it. 0:19:32.000 --> 0:19:33.199 Is it just me? 0:19:35.280 --> 0:19:38.760 Do you reckon? I should disown my brother Mark Coombs, 0:19:38.960 --> 0:19:41.960 Mark fucking Cubs the best plumber in the in the 0:19:41.960 --> 0:19:44.359 Central West, builder builder, and he's not in the Central 0:19:44.359 --> 0:19:46.240 West of the Newcastles, best. 0:19:46.080 --> 0:19:48.960 Past plumber in the country, best plumber. 0:19:48.600 --> 0:19:50.920 In the Central West. Don't google him. You won't find 0:19:50.960 --> 0:19:52.920 plumbers by the name of Combs in the Central West. Okay, 0:19:52.920 --> 0:19:55.040 sorry my fault. Yeah, what has he done? 0:19:55.960 --> 0:19:56.120 Well? 0:19:56.160 --> 0:19:58.120 You know how I went home for Mums sixty a 0:19:58.119 --> 0:20:02.240 a couple of weekends ago. Yes, he pulled the cruelest 0:20:02.280 --> 0:20:05.840 stunt on me. Oh and I just don't know how 0:20:05.840 --> 0:20:07.520 to feel about our relationship. 0:20:07.080 --> 0:20:09.240 Going you like a prank though normally your famous it. 0:20:09.200 --> 0:20:11.639 Wasn't a plank, I would say, but he did me 0:20:11.720 --> 0:20:16.440 fucking dirty. Okay, So I got home. I surprised mum. 0:20:16.560 --> 0:20:19.000 She didn't know it's coming home for a birthday. And 0:20:19.040 --> 0:20:22.040 then after a while Mark goes, oh, Mitch, do you 0:20:22.080 --> 0:20:24.439 want to wine? And he pulls out this bottle of 0:20:24.480 --> 0:20:28.520 white wine and I said, nah, no, we're right. I'm 0:20:28.520 --> 0:20:32.159 not the biggest fan of that blanc. And Mark says, oh, 0:20:32.200 --> 0:20:35.480 so you don't like this stuff, why don't you check 0:20:35.560 --> 0:20:39.040 the label? And this is what he handed me. Ready 0:20:39.320 --> 0:20:42.840 here to read the label nice trends. 0:20:42.840 --> 0:20:44.560 It's a glass bottle on the side in case his 0:20:44.640 --> 0:20:49.280 brown brothers Australia drink up with drink up when knocked up. 0:20:49.320 --> 0:20:51.320 Baby Coombs arriving September twenty four. 0:20:51.960 --> 0:20:56.399 Oh my god, they're pregnant. They are. Oh my little brother, 0:20:56.600 --> 0:20:57.679 it's going to have a daughter. 0:21:00.200 --> 0:21:01.160 This is what they gave you. 0:21:01.280 --> 0:21:01.640 They did. 0:21:01.760 --> 0:21:05.080 I'm surprised it's still unsealed, unopened. You're gonna drink it. 0:21:05.480 --> 0:21:09.840 I'll never drink it. This is precisely the problem. It's 0:21:09.880 --> 0:21:17.080 not save blanc, it's worse. What is it, fucking moscado. 0:21:19.320 --> 0:21:23.000 No niece of mine will be raised by parents who 0:21:23.040 --> 0:21:24.880 buy moscado on purpose. 0:21:25.000 --> 0:21:25.680 That's a sin. 0:21:26.040 --> 0:21:28.359 Yuck. Maybe that's a clue to the name. If it's 0:21:28.359 --> 0:21:31.920 a little baby, it'll be bab muscado, mescado coops. Well, 0:21:32.000 --> 0:21:33.560 if it was a boy, he wanted to call it 0:21:33.600 --> 0:21:36.359 two wei's. Oh my god, Mark, if you're listening, do 0:21:36.440 --> 0:21:40.280 not do that. Can you believe that he's twenty fucking five. 0:21:40.320 --> 0:21:41.440 It's already having verry. 0:21:41.320 --> 0:21:43.520 Other straight people do it, Mitchell. They're doing it so early. 0:21:43.520 --> 0:21:43.960 It's all they have. 0:21:44.160 --> 0:21:46.640 Really, Oh my god, I'm so happy for him. What's 0:21:46.680 --> 0:21:50.120 his partner's name, Sasha? Sasha, very exciting. Congrats Sasha and Mark. 0:21:50.600 --> 0:21:53.240 I didn't even notice the sneaky bit that she wasn't 0:21:53.280 --> 0:21:56.480 drinking over Christmas. I remember offering her a wine and 0:21:56.520 --> 0:21:58.159 she was like, no, I'm not I didn't even think 0:21:58.200 --> 0:21:58.560 about it. 0:21:58.600 --> 0:22:00.600 Well, do you know what this means. Not trying to hijack, 0:22:01.200 --> 0:22:05.280 but Rebecca, my elder sister is also expecting, and she's 0:22:05.320 --> 0:22:09.000 expecting in July. Really we're going to be uncles in 0:22:09.040 --> 0:22:09.720 the same year. 0:22:10.000 --> 0:22:10.800 I'm already uncle. 0:22:10.840 --> 0:22:14.240 But yeah, oh fuck yea true. Well it's my first unclehood. 0:22:15.119 --> 0:22:17.440 Oh my god, both our siblings are having babies, dish. 0:22:17.600 --> 0:22:22.000 I know. Well, my sister obviously already has three kids. Yeah, 0:22:22.040 --> 0:22:25.360 and now the my brother's having kids. I'm like, bloody hell. 0:22:25.440 --> 0:22:27.480 So what does that mean for you? You have to be 0:22:27.520 --> 0:22:29.760 an uncle to be a godfather and then not ask yet? 0:22:30.119 --> 0:22:32.119 Oh well, I'm an uncle obviously just by default. 0:22:32.280 --> 0:22:33.080 Ye are you already? 0:22:33.160 --> 0:22:35.159 I don't think not. Sissy didn't do the god parent thing. 0:22:35.160 --> 0:22:39.600 I don't imagine I would have been clearly Mark's godmother 0:22:39.720 --> 0:22:43.200 fucked up, didn't teach him anything about premarital sex. 0:22:43.400 --> 0:22:46.040 No, of course, in the eye of the Lord, this 0:22:46.080 --> 0:22:46.320 is a. 0:22:46.280 --> 0:22:48.359 Really cute gift. Is this a nice way to do it? 0:22:48.440 --> 0:22:51.639 But Moscato, yeah, they should know you better. You're an 0:22:51.720 --> 0:22:57.320 Ricado boy anything, You're chardon first, Rose and Rand do 0:22:57.359 --> 0:23:00.560 they not watch the oven? But also we absolutely shouted 0:23:00.600 --> 0:23:03.120 all over my surprise, didn't he I'm like, surprise, Mom, 0:23:03.160 --> 0:23:04.919 I'm home. She's like, who gives a fuck, I'm going 0:23:04.960 --> 0:23:07.399 to be a grandma again. Jane already know about the baby, 0:23:08.800 --> 0:23:11.040 and she kept saying Mark, why did you give Mitchell 0:23:11.080 --> 0:23:14.040 a wine? Which I thought was weird. She kept hinting like, 0:23:14.080 --> 0:23:19.160 do it now? Do it now? Knew wine? I felt 0:23:19.160 --> 0:23:21.679 a bit bad, actually, because when he handed that to me, 0:23:21.800 --> 0:23:24.119 I just kind of froze. I didn't know how to react. 0:23:24.760 --> 0:23:26.320 I didn't even say congratulations. 0:23:26.440 --> 0:23:29.159 You were emotional not I don't know. 0:23:29.119 --> 0:23:32.040 How to describe it. Can we have a mini group 0:23:32.119 --> 0:23:35.719 therapy really quickly? It wasn't emotional or anything like that, 0:23:35.960 --> 0:23:39.000 but I think I was overthinking. I spiraled a little 0:23:39.000 --> 0:23:42.760 bit in that moment because I was like, oh, so 0:23:43.000 --> 0:23:46.200 this is where we're at? Is it is this where 0:23:46.200 --> 0:23:49.160 I'm supposed to be giving mom and dad grandkids? Because 0:23:49.160 --> 0:23:52.879 I don't fucking know if that'll ever happen with Frankly, So, yeah, like, 0:23:52.920 --> 0:23:56.200 do you remember you'd understand this? I believe do you 0:23:56.280 --> 0:23:59.600 remember before you came out as gay, Like when you 0:23:59.640 --> 0:24:01.560 were really really young, you were none the wise that 0:24:01.560 --> 0:24:04.000 you didn't know you were gay, and you imagined what 0:24:04.040 --> 0:24:07.639 your future would look like, Yeah, the default is what 0:24:07.760 --> 0:24:09.680 comes to mind. You just imagine a wife and kids 0:24:09.680 --> 0:24:14.400 and whatever. Yeah, and then obviously when you're going through 0:24:14.400 --> 0:24:16.480 the coming out process, you kind of have to let 0:24:16.520 --> 0:24:20.520 go of that future that you'd imagined, almost grieve it 0:24:20.640 --> 0:24:23.160 in a way. But it's for the best. Obviously you're 0:24:23.200 --> 0:24:25.200 living your truth. That's a good thing. Blah blah blah 0:24:25.200 --> 0:24:28.200 blah blah. Yeah, and so yeah, when I was like, fuck, 0:24:28.240 --> 0:24:30.480 now I'm the only sibling without kids, I was a 0:24:30.480 --> 0:24:33.000 little bit like, shit, that's is this where we're at now? 0:24:33.000 --> 0:24:35.520 Because it's not just my siblings. My fucking best friend 0:24:35.560 --> 0:24:38.560 from Uni you Sally, She's pregnant also do in July, 0:24:38.800 --> 0:24:41.280 best friend from high school already has two kids. Shawan's 0:24:41.320 --> 0:24:43.600 brother and his wife are having a baby, And I'm like, fuck, 0:24:44.320 --> 0:24:46.280 it's just so abstract to me at this point, the 0:24:46.320 --> 0:24:47.160 idea of children. 0:24:47.320 --> 0:24:49.800 Totally I agree. But then I also I've been through 0:24:49.840 --> 0:24:52.000 that exact same feeling, like my whole life, Like I've 0:24:52.040 --> 0:24:54.840 got cousins that have kids, Becky's pregnant, my sister. But 0:24:54.960 --> 0:24:56.879 I kind of like that, you know, we're marching to 0:24:56.920 --> 0:24:59.320 the beat of our own drummer, Like we just we 0:24:59.359 --> 0:25:01.600 live a different life. That's not our life. I don't 0:25:01.920 --> 0:25:05.000 I don't miss the idea of that anymore. I'm excited 0:25:05.000 --> 0:25:06.639 that I'm on my own path. 0:25:06.840 --> 0:25:09.640 No, I'm there now, I'm there now, I've gone through 0:25:09.640 --> 0:25:11.920 the motion. I thought about it rationally, but I don't 0:25:11.920 --> 0:25:14.280 know why. In that moment when I got the bottle 0:25:14.320 --> 0:25:18.000 of wine, lit a bit like oh oh fuck, especially 0:25:18.000 --> 0:25:21.080 because I saw how excited Mum and Dad were about 0:25:21.440 --> 0:25:23.160 the announcement. I was kind of like, I just don't 0:25:23.200 --> 0:25:25.320 know if this is something I'm going to experience with 0:25:25.359 --> 0:25:25.840 them totally. 0:25:25.880 --> 0:25:27.879 But you know what, your siblings can't give your parents 0:25:27.960 --> 0:25:30.800 the smile of glee when they get up on stage 0:25:30.840 --> 0:25:32.960 to do a stand up show like you give your parents. No, 0:25:33.040 --> 0:25:35.439 it's true, you give your parents something different. Yeah, I 0:25:35.480 --> 0:25:38.160 know you're offering so much more, you know, not more, 0:25:38.320 --> 0:25:40.840 just different. Well, I'm not sure you've got a blue tick. 0:25:40.880 --> 0:25:42.040 Your sister or brother do not. 0:25:43.280 --> 0:25:45.040 I don't know if that's something that Mum and Dad 0:25:45.040 --> 0:25:47.600 are going to look back on their deathbed and think 0:25:47.600 --> 0:25:49.800 about the proudest moments of they're laughing and Dad. 0:25:49.640 --> 0:25:51.639 I'm giving you a blue tick. I'm glad so I 0:25:51.680 --> 0:25:52.119 paid for it. 0:25:52.119 --> 0:25:52.600 We've meta. 0:25:53.160 --> 0:25:55.400 No, I know what you mean, you know. I often 0:25:55.440 --> 0:25:57.280 think back to the Sean Zepp's interview, which if you 0:25:57.280 --> 0:25:59.040 haven't listened to that episode, if you're queer and you 0:25:59.080 --> 0:26:00.960 haven't listened to that ever on our podcast one of 0:26:01.000 --> 0:26:03.359 the best, like he was a great interview. He's got 0:26:03.359 --> 0:26:06.680 two children via Saragate. He said it costs him something 0:26:06.720 --> 0:26:09.000 like two hundred thousand US dollars to have I don't 0:26:09.000 --> 0:26:11.200 remember that a lot of money, and I often think 0:26:11.240 --> 0:26:13.520 back to that. I'm like, Ay, we have to battle 0:26:13.560 --> 0:26:15.639 out in the housing crisis, for God's snake, we have 0:26:15.640 --> 0:26:17.359 to try and to save up to buy a house 0:26:17.400 --> 0:26:19.040 to live so you don't have to rent our whole 0:26:19.040 --> 0:26:22.200 lives and being dead and too if you want kids, 0:26:22.240 --> 0:26:23.520 it's going to cost us an arm and a leg 0:26:23.560 --> 0:26:25.560 like that gives me anxiety, fear more. 0:26:25.440 --> 0:26:27.320 Hoops to jump through. Isn't there a lot more? I 0:26:27.359 --> 0:26:30.720 can't just get knocked up. No, clearly shown's shooting blanks, 0:26:30.760 --> 0:26:32.520 because if he was, and I would be knocked up already. 0:26:32.520 --> 0:26:33.639 I was going to say, you should go on your 0:26:33.680 --> 0:26:35.240 back with your legs up for half an hour. Apparently 0:26:35.240 --> 0:26:37.480 that really helps bake it in no, but would you 0:26:37.560 --> 0:26:40.159 change being gay if you can? Of course another word. 0:26:40.200 --> 0:26:41.600 I love it. I can't think of it anything worse. 0:26:41.680 --> 0:26:43.680 I know they're not being gay. I can think of 0:26:43.720 --> 0:26:46.760 a couple of things, like what probably like a blunt, 0:26:46.800 --> 0:26:47.680 forcedtrawn on of the head. 0:26:48.320 --> 0:26:50.840 I'd take that any day of the week. I'd take 0:26:50.840 --> 0:26:51.640 that any day of the week. 0:26:51.680 --> 0:26:52.680 Oh, that's exciting news. 0:26:52.800 --> 0:26:55.000 No, it is exciting news. I feel bad that in 0:26:55.040 --> 0:26:56.760 the moment I wasn't as excited as I should have been. 0:26:56.760 --> 0:26:57.440 But it's very real. 0:26:57.520 --> 0:26:58.000 No, it's good. 0:26:58.080 --> 0:26:59.639 It's good. Do you ensharean want kids if you had 0:26:59.640 --> 0:27:00.000 the converse. 0:27:00.800 --> 0:27:03.719 No, we've not had the conversation in terms of us together. 0:27:04.320 --> 0:27:07.000 He's made it very clear that he wants kids. I 0:27:07.000 --> 0:27:09.560 haven't really thought about it because again, it's so abstract 0:27:09.600 --> 0:27:11.520 at this point in my life. I don't even fucking 0:27:11.560 --> 0:27:14.600 live together. No. Hey, that's why I was like, fuck you, Mark. 0:27:14.640 --> 0:27:17.320 You've overtaken me in terms of milestones. You own property, 0:27:17.640 --> 0:27:19.160 and now you're having a fucking child. 0:27:19.320 --> 0:27:22.600 And he's very handsome. Wow, No, he is beautiful. 0:27:22.640 --> 0:27:23.760 I'll have a growth spurt one day. 0:27:24.119 --> 0:27:25.560 Mark is just very attractive. 0:27:25.840 --> 0:27:29.199 You reckon? Oh yeah, okay, interesting I'll let him know. 0:27:29.359 --> 0:27:30.919 He's I was gonna say he's married, but he's not 0:27:30.960 --> 0:27:35.720 as a sinner. He's he's got a baby, shawn in 0:27:35.800 --> 0:27:39.000 you the baby. My question is would you move in together? 0:27:39.280 --> 0:27:40.480 I guess you'd have to do it first. Would you 0:27:40.560 --> 0:27:42.480 move in together when you're rent in your. 0:27:42.480 --> 0:27:43.840 He's literally moving in with me in August. 0:27:43.880 --> 0:27:44.480 Oh, I didn't know that. 0:27:44.760 --> 0:27:47.360 Yeah, when did that happen? Are you just a girl? 0:27:47.480 --> 0:27:48.160 I didn't know this. 0:27:48.440 --> 0:27:51.280 I didn't know. It's something I had to announce. It's 0:27:51.280 --> 0:27:53.560 moving in with me in August. My lease is up 0:27:53.560 --> 0:27:55.199 in November, and we'll figure out what to do from there. 0:27:55.200 --> 0:27:57.399 I guess your place is lovely. I'd like to stay 0:27:57.440 --> 0:27:59.320 in my stuff, but well, that's a later problem. You 0:27:59.359 --> 0:28:01.560 can get it. See what I'm I'm still I'm nowhere 0:28:01.640 --> 0:28:05.280 near thinking about having children. I'm just like, how do 0:28:05.359 --> 0:28:07.000 I be close to my pilate studio? 0:28:07.200 --> 0:28:07.400 Yeah? 0:28:07.480 --> 0:28:09.919 Right, that's a priority. Yeah, but the mitchell can all 0:28:09.920 --> 0:28:11.280 come crashing down. Look at me. I thought I was 0:28:11.280 --> 0:28:12.600 going to get married and have kids in the next 0:28:12.600 --> 0:28:13.159 two years. 0:28:13.280 --> 0:28:18.040 And then it implos, well that's really inspiring, thanks to well, no, 0:28:18.119 --> 0:28:21.000 it's true. Casting a shadow of doubt in my relationship. 0:28:21.000 --> 0:28:22.840 I'm not known at it, but like I'm just saying, 0:28:23.000 --> 0:28:25.439 things can change at the drop of a hat, you know. Yeah, No, 0:28:25.800 --> 0:28:28.040 fertility is a bitch. Being able to have kids is 0:28:28.240 --> 0:28:30.679 very hard. Like it's such a struggle, not even for 0:28:30.720 --> 0:28:33.159 gays others evidently it is, but even for a lot 0:28:33.160 --> 0:28:36.480 of heterosexual people, being able to conceive is a struggle. 0:28:36.520 --> 0:28:39.560 I didn't even realize. But this is a gay podcast. 0:28:39.560 --> 0:28:40.520 It's about the gay struggle. 0:28:40.600 --> 0:28:41.120 Yeah, exactly. 0:28:41.160 --> 0:28:42.240 Australia, there's a podcast for. 0:28:42.160 --> 0:28:44.360 You guys if you're straight and you've got having struggles. 0:28:44.480 --> 0:28:46.560 So your sister is having a baby, right, she struggled 0:28:46.560 --> 0:28:49.600 for a long time. Yeah, she struggled for ages conceiving 0:28:49.760 --> 0:28:51.480 And how did you feel when she announced that? 0:28:51.960 --> 0:28:54.080 Oh I cried my eyes out. Yeah, And she had 0:28:54.120 --> 0:28:56.560 issues and she was very public. She had a miscarriage 0:28:56.840 --> 0:28:59.600 at it was in quite a while, like she had 0:28:59.640 --> 0:29:01.680 a couple on it and she lost it and that 0:29:01.800 --> 0:29:04.400 like was the first baby in the family and that 0:29:04.480 --> 0:29:06.880 gutted all of us same time as the breakup too. 0:29:06.880 --> 0:29:09.880 It was like a rough couple of months that was awful. 0:29:09.920 --> 0:29:12.680 And then she got diagnosed with MS and then now 0:29:12.720 --> 0:29:15.400 she's pregnant again and it's past the twelve weeks since 0:29:15.520 --> 0:29:18.040 it's joyous. Oh, it's like the best thing that ever happened. 0:29:18.080 --> 0:29:18.640 It's really nice. 0:29:18.720 --> 0:29:20.840 Yeah, it'll be interesting to see how you feel when 0:29:20.840 --> 0:29:22.880 the other sister has a baby too, because once you're 0:29:22.920 --> 0:29:26.800 out numbered. I remember feeling the same way when Mark 0:29:26.880 --> 0:29:28.920 started dating Sasha, because I was like, well, now I'm 0:29:28.920 --> 0:29:29.959 the only single sibling. 0:29:29.960 --> 0:29:32.240 Fuck, I've been left behind here. Yeah, but also the 0:29:32.280 --> 0:29:32.920 younger sibling. 0:29:33.560 --> 0:29:36.840 Yeah, maybe I know. I'm like, slow down, dog fuck, 0:29:36.920 --> 0:29:38.200 there's no rush? Was it? 0:29:38.240 --> 0:29:38.560 Doggie? 0:29:38.640 --> 0:29:38.840 Was her? 0:29:39.040 --> 0:29:40.040 Huh? 0:29:40.200 --> 0:29:40.440 Dog? 0:29:41.640 --> 0:29:44.000 I thought you said, doggy, slow down doggie? I thought, no, 0:29:44.120 --> 0:29:45.880 you slow down with a doggie? I thought, maybe that's what. 0:29:46.080 --> 0:29:47.520 Why would I say that to my brother? Don't know, 0:29:48.720 --> 0:29:49.000 haven't you? 0:29:49.040 --> 0:29:51.880 No, I haven't I need any porn. I'm off porn. 0:29:51.880 --> 0:29:53.680 That Iver told you my new thing. No, I don't 0:29:53.680 --> 0:29:54.440 watch any porn. 0:29:54.840 --> 0:29:56.080 Okay, bad for the brain? 0:29:56.160 --> 0:29:57.640 I saw a TikTok, so I went off it. 0:29:57.880 --> 0:29:58.920 Why how's it bad for the brain? 0:29:59.200 --> 0:30:02.440 Just why you to want unrealistic, ridiculous things? 0:30:02.480 --> 0:30:03.840 And oh, yeah, I know what you mean. 0:30:03.880 --> 0:30:06.520 I can't just to be like making that your sexual satisfactions, like, 0:30:06.600 --> 0:30:08.280 especially when you've got a partner, it's like you're fine, 0:30:08.440 --> 0:30:10.680 you know, so awful and aggressive and. 0:30:11.120 --> 0:30:13.360 Yeah, I don't really watch anything like that. To that 0:30:13.480 --> 0:30:15.760 VR porn you showed me on the podcast was harrowing. 0:30:15.840 --> 0:30:17.880 I haven't touched that thing since I can't look at 0:30:17.880 --> 0:30:18.360 it the same way. 0:30:18.480 --> 0:30:21.600 Yeah, maybe for the best. Yeah, anyway, Mark and Sash 0:30:21.640 --> 0:30:23.880 if you're listening, sorry, I forgot to say congratulations in 0:30:23.960 --> 0:30:27.080 the moment because I was in my own head. But congratulations. 0:30:27.120 --> 0:30:28.960 Shall we just call them quickly and do a quickre 0:30:29.040 --> 0:30:32.280 congratulations on the show? Oh okay, hang on, I'll call him, 0:30:32.600 --> 0:30:34.440 give him a call. I'll just do it on my phone. 0:30:34.440 --> 0:30:37.120 I can't be bothered together here. I'll just confirmed Mark 0:30:37.160 --> 0:30:47.600 and Sharon, wasn't Sasha, Sasha, he's on the work sign 0:30:47.680 --> 0:31:00.600 I reckon, Hello, Hi, congrats? I hung up. I agree. 0:31:01.120 --> 0:31:03.720 I didn't get to say anything. Yeah, he's a man. 0:31:03.760 --> 0:31:07.120 A few words, he'll appreciate me not fucking about fair enough? 0:31:08.440 --> 0:31:13.200 Is it just me? That's enough of these two? 0:31:13.400 --> 0:31:15.560 Look now, let's hear and is. 0:31:15.520 --> 0:31:16.200 It just you? 0:31:16.960 --> 0:31:19.160 All right? Let's jump in now. If you want to 0:31:19.160 --> 0:31:21.520 be on the show, you can dms A couple of 0:31:21.520 --> 0:31:23.200 mitches on Instagram, that's right. 0:31:23.720 --> 0:31:25.840 Or if you've gotten is it just me of your own? 0:31:25.920 --> 0:31:30.080 You can text this number. I'll thought till nine A 0:31:31.320 --> 0:31:41.200 zero two. I thought till nine on it. 0:31:42.440 --> 0:31:45.280 Yes, Is it just me Mondays or is it just Mondays? 0:31:45.560 --> 0:31:45.760 Well? 0:31:45.800 --> 0:31:48.000 Either works. Is it just me Monday? It's the fucking 0:31:48.280 --> 0:31:50.520 back to back? Is it just me marathon? It really is? 0:31:50.600 --> 0:31:51.800 Now we want to hear from our idiots. 0:31:51.840 --> 0:31:54.040 It's like animation domination on a Saturday morning. Back in 0:31:54.040 --> 0:31:55.840 the day, when you'd get Family Guy in the Simpsons 0:31:55.840 --> 0:31:57.440 back to Back, Oh fuck day with the days, and 0:31:57.480 --> 0:32:00.640 they do. Sometimes they do Futurama I love, but then 0:32:00.680 --> 0:32:03.360 they put in American Dad and it would really fuck me. 0:32:03.600 --> 0:32:06.320 I know, I hated that. Did you know that they 0:32:06.360 --> 0:32:09.959 don't do the Simpsons Saturday Marathon thing every Saturday? Like 0:32:10.000 --> 0:32:12.640 one time when I had foxtels, Sean came over and 0:32:12.680 --> 0:32:14.440 I was like, let's put on Fox Date just that 0:32:14.600 --> 0:32:17.720 the old day Simpson's Family Guy. We put it on 0:32:17.760 --> 0:32:19.240 and it wasn't there, and he goes, no, I'm pretty 0:32:19.240 --> 0:32:21.080 sure they only do that during school holidays. 0:32:21.320 --> 0:32:21.920 Well that makes sense. 0:32:22.000 --> 0:32:24.240 I was like, what in my mind, I just believe 0:32:24.320 --> 0:32:26.800 that the rich kids who could fall pay TV were 0:32:26.800 --> 0:32:28.000 doing that every weekend. 0:32:28.280 --> 0:32:30.800 I was so jealous they'd have Buffy the vampire Slater on. 0:32:31.040 --> 0:32:31.400 Fuck that. 0:32:32.280 --> 0:32:34.880 All right, let's make a call. We're going to Croydon 0:32:34.920 --> 0:32:36.160 in Melbourne today, George. 0:32:36.800 --> 0:32:38.680 Who we call? They're talking to Emma. Emma. 0:32:38.920 --> 0:32:43.040 She's a big old indy. She lives in Creud and 0:32:43.200 --> 0:32:47.360 of course she is. She better not be busy. 0:32:50.440 --> 0:32:51.960 WT fuck Emma, what are you doing? 0:32:55.560 --> 0:32:55.960 Hello? 0:32:56.480 --> 0:32:59.880 Hello? Was that Emma? Hi? Hi darling? 0:33:00.040 --> 0:33:01.400 How are It's? Mitch and Mitch. 0:33:01.640 --> 0:33:02.960 I'm good. How are you? 0:33:02.960 --> 0:33:06.440 We're good the beach that is generous. Sick Believe it's 0:33:06.480 --> 0:33:08.720 not sick. She just bailed on the show. 0:33:09.360 --> 0:33:13.040 Oh that's so sad, blackass. You're honor every third wheel 0:33:13.160 --> 0:33:13.880 in this moment. 0:33:13.920 --> 0:33:15.400 Emma, that's amazing. 0:33:15.560 --> 0:33:18.000 What are you up to right now? Not much. 0:33:18.040 --> 0:33:20.440 I just got back from like going out for lunch 0:33:20.480 --> 0:33:21.520 and now I'm just at home. 0:33:22.760 --> 0:33:26.920 What do you have for lunch? Tell us in great detail. 0:33:25.880 --> 0:33:29.480 In great detail. It was just like Italian place, and 0:33:29.920 --> 0:33:30.560 I had like a. 0:33:31.840 --> 0:33:35.880 Yeah, I'm just joke, teazy. How long have you been 0:33:35.920 --> 0:33:36.400 an idiot? 0:33:36.520 --> 0:33:36.840 Emma? 0:33:37.680 --> 0:33:39.640 Oh? Like literally like two years now? 0:33:39.800 --> 0:33:41.840 Think fuck yeah, whe'd you find it? 0:33:43.400 --> 0:33:46.400 I think it was through trash Ali. I hate to say, 0:33:46.520 --> 0:33:46.800 what do. 0:33:46.760 --> 0:33:47.840 You mean you hate to stay? 0:33:48.160 --> 0:33:50.440 I'm with you, I'm with you. I think I'd rather 0:33:50.440 --> 0:33:54.480 listen to your Italian meal than talk about that joking. 0:33:54.480 --> 0:33:57.520 I'm joking. Hey, well you've got Is it just me? 0:33:57.560 --> 0:33:59.560 Of your own rite? And is it just you? 0:33:59.640 --> 0:34:02.080 Yes? All right, we'll Bradley will count you in and 0:34:02.120 --> 0:34:06.400 then hit it's with it, go brad Is it just. 0:34:09.400 --> 0:34:11.800 Did it take you a second too long to notice 0:34:11.840 --> 0:34:14.520 the Easter eggs in the new artwork for the podcast? 0:34:15.960 --> 0:34:17.960 Oh right? Fuck here, I was thinking you were talking 0:34:18.000 --> 0:34:20.279 about literal Easter eggs. Yes, if. 0:34:21.800 --> 0:34:26.000 There is a red children under there is a crunchy egg. 0:34:26.239 --> 0:34:28.560 So why do people call it Easter eggs? What do 0:34:28.600 --> 0:34:29.760 they mean? Like a clue? 0:34:30.080 --> 0:34:32.720 That's a good question, Like a clue, like. 0:34:32.719 --> 0:34:34.960 An Easter egg. It's a it's a it's actually I 0:34:35.000 --> 0:34:37.120 do know this. It's a gaming terminology in Easter egg 0:34:37.120 --> 0:34:39.080 because I believe the first Easter Egg was an Easter egg. 0:34:39.160 --> 0:34:43.279 So it's a hidden item in a game for the 0:34:43.320 --> 0:34:45.680 players to find. I believe in Minecraft or something, the 0:34:45.760 --> 0:34:47.960 very first Easter Egg was an actual Easter bunnygg like. 0:34:47.880 --> 0:34:48.760 A hidden surprise. 0:34:48.920 --> 0:34:51.480 Correct. Yeah, I think I might be wrong, but I 0:34:51.520 --> 0:34:53.120 think they call it an Easter eggs, So. 0:34:53.120 --> 0:34:55.520 What Easter egg of ours are you referring to? There 0:34:56.080 --> 0:34:57.839 could be gas lighting, as she might not know. 0:34:59.480 --> 0:35:02.680 The one that I like noticed was the Mona Lisa 0:35:02.719 --> 0:35:04.920 in the background, and at first I was like, oh, 0:35:04.920 --> 0:35:07.040 that's nice, like that's kind of random, and then I 0:35:07.239 --> 0:35:09.919 zoomed in and I was like, is that Jeneral? And 0:35:11.400 --> 0:35:14.399 I literally like googled the real Mona Lisa just to 0:35:14.440 --> 0:35:16.600 double check. I wasn't like losing my mind and I'm like, no, 0:35:16.719 --> 0:35:20.000 that is Jenneral. And then I later found out it 0:35:20.040 --> 0:35:21.600 was like a music video reference. 0:35:21.800 --> 0:35:25.840 Yeah, yeah, so I'm Beyonce Mitch's jay Z and she's 0:35:25.880 --> 0:35:28.439 the Mona Jenna. Yeah beautiful, And I'm so glad you've 0:35:28.440 --> 0:35:30.360 told me that it took you a while to realize 0:35:30.360 --> 0:35:32.840 it's Jenna, because that's actually what I wanted. When I 0:35:32.880 --> 0:35:35.280 spoke to Sam, who was editing the artwork, I said, 0:35:35.440 --> 0:35:37.400 can you try and make it so subtle that it 0:35:37.440 --> 0:35:38.400 takes people a while? 0:35:38.600 --> 0:35:38.839 Yes? 0:35:39.440 --> 0:35:40.080 Funny, Mitchell. 0:35:40.120 --> 0:35:42.239 That's why I was like, is that Jennal or someone else? Like, 0:35:42.280 --> 0:35:42.640 who else? 0:35:42.960 --> 0:35:46.080 It's Jenna, And you can imagine us trying to explain 0:35:46.280 --> 0:35:48.560 what we're trying to achieve to the photographer being like said, 0:35:48.640 --> 0:35:52.319 Jenna just sit there with a really emotionless face. There's 0:35:52.400 --> 0:35:55.239 just no expression, and the photographer's kind of like, do 0:35:55.320 --> 0:35:57.160 you want to smile? Do you want a nice one? 0:35:57.480 --> 0:35:59.680 That was very stressful for us to try to get 0:35:59.680 --> 0:36:01.600 the mess. He was amazing though. 0:36:01.640 --> 0:36:02.080 You love him. 0:36:02.200 --> 0:36:05.400 Also, you've been there, but I was just at the 0:36:05.480 --> 0:36:09.319 Mona Lisa in December or January, and it's like, bang on. 0:36:09.520 --> 0:36:11.960 If you look at the artwork, there's the railing, there's 0:36:12.000 --> 0:36:13.439 the the wallpapers the same. 0:36:13.480 --> 0:36:15.200 I couldn't believe how good of a job sand did. 0:36:15.680 --> 0:36:18.520 The contracept you've diaphram, Sam, we love it. Who suit 0:36:18.600 --> 0:36:19.160 you like better? 0:36:21.280 --> 0:36:21.920 Oh? 0:36:22.160 --> 0:36:23.040 Pink or blue? 0:36:23.239 --> 0:36:24.880 I don't know. They're both really nice. 0:36:24.920 --> 0:36:27.040 They're both very similar. Actually they're not the same cut. 0:36:27.160 --> 0:36:28.680 I don't know if this is an Easter egg, but 0:36:29.440 --> 0:36:32.080 it's a secret. I suppose if Mitch Cherry were to 0:36:32.120 --> 0:36:34.480 do with Fox News twelve in that suit, you would 0:36:34.520 --> 0:36:36.799 see that there were fucking bulldog clips holding it back 0:36:36.880 --> 0:36:39.000 because he did not buy a new suit for the occasion. 0:36:39.080 --> 0:36:40.920 It was one from when he was forty Quilos heavy. 0:36:40.719 --> 0:36:43.320 Eye reduced for use recycle. 0:36:43.520 --> 0:36:46.400 Like like, I offered to buy him a new one 0:36:46.400 --> 0:36:48.640 because I fucking shouted myself on the video that pink 0:36:48.680 --> 0:36:49.239 suit you did. 0:36:49.320 --> 0:36:51.080 We said, well, that's by ourselves. 0:36:51.400 --> 0:36:53.000 Want a new one. You're like, oh, I've got one 0:36:53.040 --> 0:36:55.120 that should work. It's blue, and I said, perfect, it's 0:36:55.120 --> 0:36:57.160 a blue suit. Anyway. We didn't factor ring that we 0:36:57.320 --> 0:36:58.279 need to bulldog clip it on. 0:36:58.600 --> 0:37:00.560 No, it wasn't even one from my days. It was 0:37:00.560 --> 0:37:03.000 from like maybe eight weeks ago. But I've lost more since. 0:37:03.080 --> 0:37:04.080 Yea, too stupid. 0:37:04.719 --> 0:37:07.160 It was done, and you like it. I think it's 0:37:07.160 --> 0:37:08.320 a nice new era, Emma. 0:37:08.760 --> 0:37:10.799 Yeah, it looks it looks so professional. 0:37:11.280 --> 0:37:12.320 Thanks, I'm very impressed. 0:37:12.320 --> 0:37:14.760 Thanks professional. Well, thank you for noticing the eggs. 0:37:14.760 --> 0:37:15.480 Well, obviously you are. 0:37:17.080 --> 0:37:20.279 We lost your there, We lost you there? Are you there? 0:37:20.920 --> 0:37:21.200 Hello? 0:37:21.440 --> 0:37:21.640 Yeah? 0:37:21.840 --> 0:37:23.920 You're still saying how professional we are as our audio 0:37:23.920 --> 0:37:24.560 equipment does. 0:37:25.360 --> 0:37:25.400 No. 0:37:25.560 --> 0:37:27.879 I think that's a running out of credit or something. Yeah. 0:37:27.920 --> 0:37:30.200 Yeah, call up Dodo or Angry John and get some credit. 0:37:30.280 --> 0:37:33.200 Anyway, Emma, while you can still hear us, Jenna will 0:37:33.239 --> 0:37:35.480 still be doing the price keeping stuff so she'll send 0:37:35.480 --> 0:37:37.239 you a little something to say, thank you for coming 0:37:37.280 --> 0:37:39.960 on the podcast today, love your darl and thank you 0:37:40.000 --> 0:37:42.279 for listening to this podcast. Thank you for listening to 0:37:42.320 --> 0:37:46.080 trash ally I'll say it. Of course that's good. 0:37:46.160 --> 0:37:48.480 It needed to listen, so it's nice to listen. Clearly 0:37:48.480 --> 0:37:50.280 not enough, just canceled by Spotify. 0:37:50.400 --> 0:37:51.719 Wow. Thanks. 0:37:51.760 --> 0:37:55.920 I I enjoy your weekend, are you? I said weekend? 0:37:55.960 --> 0:37:57.440 It's not even anywhere near the weekend. 0:37:58.080 --> 0:37:58.680 It's Monday. 0:37:58.760 --> 0:38:01.640 It's Monday. She was such a cutie. 0:38:01.800 --> 0:38:03.520 Did I tell you that? I got a comment on 0:38:03.520 --> 0:38:08.439 my Instagram from that photoshoots saying, babe, you really need 0:38:08.600 --> 0:38:11.040 I saw to color match your skin better. Your ears, 0:38:11.120 --> 0:38:13.279 face and neck are completely different colors. And I'm like, 0:38:14.719 --> 0:38:17.640 am I blind because I can't see what she's talking about. Sorry, 0:38:17.680 --> 0:38:19.319 can I clarify when I say I saw that, I 0:38:19.320 --> 0:38:22.600 saw the comment. I did not see it. I tried it. 0:38:23.040 --> 0:38:24.759 I was looking closely too, and I was also like, 0:38:24.800 --> 0:38:26.919 how the fuck does one alter the color of their ear. 0:38:27.040 --> 0:38:28.440 I'm looking at it now. I think they were just 0:38:28.440 --> 0:38:29.320 being a bit of a bitch. 0:38:29.600 --> 0:38:32.040 Well, she did say, oh, not being rude, love you. 0:38:32.080 --> 0:38:33.520 I say this in a loving way. Blah blah blah, 0:38:33.520 --> 0:38:36.520 bah blah. But yeah, I don't see what she's seeing 0:38:36.560 --> 0:38:36.799 at all. 0:38:37.160 --> 0:38:39.759 I've got the only thing I can have got up 0:38:39.760 --> 0:38:42.600 in front of me is potentially both our chests are 0:38:42.600 --> 0:38:43.880 a different color to our faces. 0:38:44.040 --> 0:38:46.439 I tried so hard to put extra layers of fake 0:38:46.520 --> 0:38:47.960 tan on the chest, but I don't know why. It 0:38:48.000 --> 0:38:48.799 just doesn't take there. 0:38:49.400 --> 0:38:51.840 Mine looks match a little match. Em I needed a 0:38:51.840 --> 0:38:52.319 bit of work. 0:38:53.000 --> 0:38:55.359 This is so self absorbed. But just sitting here looking 0:38:55.400 --> 0:38:57.360 at photos of ourselves on the podcast. 0:38:56.920 --> 0:38:59.920 My wallpaper on my phone. Look up, all right, let's go. 0:39:00.640 --> 0:39:03.040 Sure, let's get out of him. Thanks for listening, idiots. 0:39:03.040 --> 0:39:04.920 You can leave us a five star review. It really 0:39:05.000 --> 0:39:07.120 helps us in the algorithm. If you just tap five stars. 0:39:07.120 --> 0:39:08.719 If you haven't, it takes two seconds. You can do 0:39:08.719 --> 0:39:10.560 it on Spotify as well. Write one if you want 0:39:10.560 --> 0:39:13.000 on Apple. We got a really cute one the other day. 0:39:13.040 --> 0:39:13.640 Can we read it? 0:39:13.719 --> 0:39:15.120 We used to read them out every episode. 0:39:15.320 --> 0:39:17.120 I know, I actually forgot that they were a thing. 0:39:17.160 --> 0:39:19.200 We encourage people to leave reviews every week, and then 0:39:19.239 --> 0:39:22.560 I was like I should actually read them, should you? Okay? 0:39:22.560 --> 0:39:26.600 This is from Ozzie Luise Lovely My hairdresser introduced me 0:39:26.680 --> 0:39:28.800 to this podcast on my last visit. 0:39:29.000 --> 0:39:29.600 Uh huh. 0:39:29.719 --> 0:39:31.759 She said that she went to see Midelcoomb's life. I 0:39:31.840 --> 0:39:35.319 said who. She immediately got her phone out and showed 0:39:35.320 --> 0:39:37.680 me the Facebook groups and the podcast. I can't get enough. 0:39:37.760 --> 0:39:39.520 Can't wait to go to bed and listen to the podcast. 0:39:39.640 --> 0:39:40.640 I laugh, I cry. 0:39:41.239 --> 0:39:43.840 I just love it. These guys are perfect together, the 0:39:43.840 --> 0:39:46.000 way they bounce off each other, and Jenner is the bonus. 0:39:46.000 --> 0:39:47.719 I'm only up to episode thirty, so I have a 0:39:47.760 --> 0:39:49.680 long way to go. Brilliant. Well, I hope you're still listening. 0:39:49.800 --> 0:39:52.960 Ozzy Luise, Ozzi Luise, and whoever the fuck your hairdresser 0:39:53.080 --> 0:39:55.480 is tell her that. I said thanks, I'd killed and 0:39:55.560 --> 0:39:56.440 know where Louise is from? 0:39:56.480 --> 0:39:57.240 The what country? 0:39:57.320 --> 0:39:59.200 Good old word of mouth still works, huh, doesn't it? Ever? 0:39:59.200 --> 0:40:01.239 I wonder for hair dress is yours your cousin Tina, 0:40:01.320 --> 0:40:02.080 whatever his name is? 0:40:02.800 --> 0:40:06.520 Huh, who's your hairdresser? Ah, Francesco, There's no fucking way 0:40:06.560 --> 0:40:08.440 he listens. He's so shit with technology. 0:40:08.520 --> 0:40:11.640 Oh okay, missing. He was the real Kate Middleton before Cape. 0:40:11.880 --> 0:40:12.759 He was for me. 0:40:13.160 --> 0:40:15.160 All right, we love you, Thanks for listening. Idiots, will 0:40:15.160 --> 0:40:16.040 see you on Wednesday. 0:40:16.160 --> 0:40:20.719 Catch soon, idiots, Baby is it just me? A podcast 0:40:20.800 --> 0:40:22.200 by a couple of mitches. 0:40:22.440 --> 0:40:25.520 Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast. 0:40:39.719 --> 0:40:42.160 Welcome to Ady, Debrief our secret second. On the end, 0:40:42.760 --> 0:40:44.560 we pretend the show's done, but it's not. We talk 0:40:44.600 --> 0:40:46.759 shit here, aren't gets a couple of people with eighty 0:40:46.800 --> 0:40:47.880 eh to d having a debrief. 0:40:47.880 --> 0:40:49.680 Now, let me talk to you and debrief to you. 0:40:49.760 --> 0:40:53.320 Mitchell about Orange in the Inner West, New South Wales. 0:40:53.760 --> 0:40:54.480 It's gorgeous. 0:40:54.680 --> 0:40:58.200 I love it. It's really it's beautiful. I went berry picking. 0:40:58.400 --> 0:40:59.640 I picked fresh berry. 0:40:59.719 --> 0:41:01.160 Fuck. That's the most orange thing. 0:41:01.080 --> 0:41:02.200 Ever showing Mitchell photo. 0:41:02.320 --> 0:41:03.320 Did you go in autumn? 0:41:03.360 --> 0:41:05.239 It's fucking gold us even in the winter in the 0:41:05.480 --> 0:41:09.840 with like a town chapel nice. Yeah, although we go 0:41:09.920 --> 0:41:11.719 out or anything, Yeah, we did. We went to a 0:41:11.760 --> 0:41:14.520 bar on the main street of Orange called Hey Rosie. 0:41:14.719 --> 0:41:15.759 Oh I've never even heard of that one. 0:41:15.800 --> 0:41:17.240 Then there's one that sounds like a slur. 0:41:20.560 --> 0:41:22.319 That's his hotel Orange, but everyone calls it the home. 0:41:23.080 --> 0:41:24.239 Went to the Cannobolist as well. 0:41:25.640 --> 0:41:26.799 Are you doing a pub crawl or something? 0:41:26.840 --> 0:41:28.399 When we went we went there was ever three nights 0:41:28.400 --> 0:41:30.960 went to we had the pizza. It somewhere. We went 0:41:31.040 --> 0:41:35.440 to a beautiful place I don't remember for breakfast. All 0:41:35.480 --> 0:41:37.760 recommendations from idiots. I've got to say thing, the idiots 0:41:37.800 --> 0:41:39.960 that listened to the show that sent me recommendations. 0:41:40.000 --> 0:41:41.160 We've had so many Orange idiots. 0:41:41.560 --> 0:41:44.560 We have a lot of Orange idiots. Yeah. I loved it, 0:41:44.600 --> 0:41:46.120 And you know what I like. I think I've come 0:41:46.160 --> 0:41:48.480 to learn that I love the cold. 0:41:48.040 --> 0:41:50.560 And I love the rain, like I can't wait. 0:41:50.920 --> 0:41:52.520 It was drizzly and it was cold and like you're 0:41:52.520 --> 0:41:54.920 cuddly and you're wearing sweaters and like you know when 0:41:54.960 --> 0:41:56.879 you're in a new relationship. It's all that loved up. 0:41:56.920 --> 0:41:58.680 It was just like everything I needed. It was a 0:41:58.680 --> 0:42:00.960 beautiful weekend away. And I saw a sign that said 0:42:01.000 --> 0:42:01.760 Parks Forbes. 0:42:02.200 --> 0:42:04.600 Yeah, there you go on the Mitchell Highway. I believe 0:42:04.640 --> 0:42:05.840 it is on the Mitchell Highway. 0:42:05.960 --> 0:42:07.040 And I said that to Steve, and I'm what do 0:42:07.040 --> 0:42:08.000 you think give you on this highway? 0:42:08.040 --> 0:42:08.279 Is that what? 0:42:09.520 --> 0:42:12.000 Self obsessed? But yeah, it was a little on that 0:42:12.080 --> 0:42:14.160 round about the left turn to Parks and Forbes. 0:42:14.360 --> 0:42:17.399 That's my hood, Yeah, my oldhood, I should say. Yeah, well, 0:42:17.600 --> 0:42:22.040 so how far is Bogan Gate from Orange? Like an hour, 0:42:22.200 --> 0:42:23.040 hour and a half. 0:42:23.400 --> 0:42:25.839 Nothing at all. Yeah, I think I'm making one more 0:42:25.840 --> 0:42:28.360 trip there before he comes home. So maybe our message 0:42:28.400 --> 0:42:31.240 would Jane come meet me at like Orange and Orange? 0:42:31.280 --> 0:42:34.160 Yeah, I mean, I'm sure if you asked it nicely. 0:42:34.280 --> 0:42:36.080 But would you do the same for her if she 0:42:36.160 --> 0:42:38.719 went to Orange and said, Mitch, meet me. It's the 0:42:38.760 --> 0:42:42.160 halfway point, well, no more than halfway to be honest. 0:42:42.239 --> 0:42:44.319 Yeah, if she came to Sydney and meet up with her. 0:42:44.440 --> 0:42:45.959 Last time I met up with Jane, it was a hoot. 0:42:46.080 --> 0:42:46.840 She threatened to kill I. 0:42:46.840 --> 0:42:48.520 We'll go and see if she see if she jumps 0:42:48.520 --> 0:42:48.879 at the offer. 0:42:48.960 --> 0:42:51.759 Maybe message how did her Apple Watch go or her 0:42:51.760 --> 0:42:53.759 Samsung Galaxy Watch? Because you messaged me. 0:42:53.840 --> 0:42:56.879 I jumped the gun because my sister didn't come home 0:42:56.880 --> 0:42:59.080 for the birthday, so we decided we'd all give it 0:42:59.080 --> 0:43:00.719 to her on eas stuff. We haven't given it to 0:43:00.719 --> 0:43:02.640 her yet, so I hope she hasn't fucking listened. 0:43:02.440 --> 0:43:03.279 You mentioned on the show. 0:43:03.360 --> 0:43:04.960 I did, and I told her I do not listen 0:43:04.960 --> 0:43:07.480 to the most recent episode please, because I said, we've 0:43:07.480 --> 0:43:09.560 got a smart watch, but we haven't given it to me. 0:43:09.840 --> 0:43:11.440 If someone told me not to listen to an episode 0:43:11.440 --> 0:43:13.480 because there was an it was the reveal of a gift. 0:43:13.520 --> 0:43:14.600 I'd listened to that episode. 0:43:14.600 --> 0:43:16.239 I mean, she's stopped enough hints. She probably knows what 0:43:16.280 --> 0:43:17.000 she's getting. 0:43:16.840 --> 0:43:18.560 Totally and sixtieth, it's a big birthday. 0:43:18.560 --> 0:43:19.840 What did I get my mom? Oh? We took it 0:43:19.880 --> 0:43:21.919 a fucking Hawaii? Oh for fox sake? 0:43:22.200 --> 0:43:23.000 Now, but it's what she wants. 0:43:23.040 --> 0:43:24.480 Wait, she all over my presence. 0:43:24.480 --> 0:43:26.319 If she wanted a Galaxy Watch, we would have gotten 0:43:26.360 --> 0:43:31.000 a Galaxy Watch, but she wanted Hawaii. It was worse anyway. Anyway, 0:43:31.480 --> 0:43:32.319 doesn't it go in to that? 0:43:32.880 --> 0:43:34.520 Can I admit something to you that happened at the 0:43:34.560 --> 0:43:38.000 Newcastle Shows that it's not even funny. I'm so embarrassed 0:43:38.040 --> 0:43:41.680 about it. So you know, I said that I misgendered someone. 0:43:41.680 --> 0:43:44.000 I thought that Hayley's partner was a man, and I said, oh, 0:43:44.000 --> 0:43:46.080 did you drag him along to their face, even though 0:43:46.120 --> 0:43:50.879 Britt is clearly woman. Yep. There was one moment where 0:43:50.920 --> 0:43:55.120 I interacted with someone at one of the shows. Asked 0:43:55.120 --> 0:43:59.120 them their name. They told me, and their voice was 0:43:59.160 --> 0:44:02.480 a bit slurred, and so I assumed, Oh, someone's had 0:44:02.520 --> 0:44:05.000 a few drinks already. I love it, you're already drunk, 0:44:06.080 --> 0:44:08.600 and the friends that they were with sort of looked 0:44:08.600 --> 0:44:14.320 at me like, what do you call this? The cutthroat thing? Like, yeah, cutthroat. 0:44:13.440 --> 0:44:18.160 And then after a bit more back and forth, it 0:44:18.160 --> 0:44:21.200 became clear to me that they were not drunk, and 0:44:21.239 --> 0:44:24.920 that wasn't the reason that their speech wasn't the clearest, 0:44:25.680 --> 0:44:28.440 And god, didn't I feel like a fucking would follow that? 0:44:29.000 --> 0:44:32.040 Oh my god. It was like Madonna's moment on stage. 0:44:32.040 --> 0:44:34.040 Oh yeah, when she's telling someone to get up and 0:44:34.080 --> 0:44:35.239 dance when they're in a wheelchair. 0:44:35.960 --> 0:44:37.600 Mitchell, she was in a stadium. You were how many 0:44:37.600 --> 0:44:40.000 pa many rows was in this theater? Could you see 0:44:40.040 --> 0:44:40.920 them by the eye? 0:44:42.400 --> 0:44:45.480 Excuse me? Why aren't you on my side here? I 0:44:45.520 --> 0:44:47.600 was mortified. I started with you enough, and I was 0:44:47.680 --> 0:44:50.400 really hoping that they were going to stick around after 0:44:50.400 --> 0:44:52.440 the show so I could apologize, but they didn't. So 0:44:53.040 --> 0:44:56.560 if you happen to be listening right now, I'm very sorry. 0:44:56.800 --> 0:44:58.319 I shouldn't have said when I said it was wrong. 0:44:58.360 --> 0:45:00.520 I hope I didn't cause any embarras. It takes a 0:45:00.520 --> 0:45:04.240 big man for you, because I was fucking mortified with myself. 0:45:05.000 --> 0:45:07.759 Two bloody faux pas in one show, Mitchell, it's not 0:45:07.840 --> 0:45:08.160 like you. 0:45:08.160 --> 0:45:10.000 You're normally very on it more than the same show. 0:45:10.040 --> 0:45:12.279 I don't think. Oh but yeah, oh right, you did 0:45:12.280 --> 0:45:13.640 two shows. It would have been enough to throw me 0:45:13.640 --> 0:45:17.040 if I did it. I did three shows far round. Yeah, 0:45:17.320 --> 0:45:19.120 that was my first time ever doing two shows in 0:45:19.160 --> 0:45:19.560 one night. 0:45:19.760 --> 0:45:21.440 How did you go? Am youre telling me you're doing that? 0:45:21.480 --> 0:45:22.200 You've never done it before. 0:45:22.200 --> 0:45:24.120 I had a six pm and then a nine pm 0:45:24.680 --> 0:45:26.120 and I coped just fine. 0:45:26.200 --> 0:45:27.840 Yeah, what did you do in between the two shows? 0:45:28.480 --> 0:45:30.120 That's when I was doing the meat and greet stuff 0:45:30.120 --> 0:45:32.600 getting photos, and then I had like maybe half an 0:45:32.640 --> 0:45:36.200 hour to prepare for the next show, and I was 0:45:36.280 --> 0:45:39.239 worried that I was gonna do my usual and like 0:45:39.360 --> 0:45:41.680 have one too many Roise's and then accidentally write myself 0:45:41.719 --> 0:45:43.400 off and then have to get back on fucking stage. 0:45:43.800 --> 0:45:46.160 I was fine, Yeah, I just got the non alcoholic 0:45:46.280 --> 0:45:49.000 rose and then the only drink I had between the 0:45:49.040 --> 0:45:51.640 shows was an espresso martini. 0:45:51.680 --> 0:45:52.680 Oh, which is a perfect drink. 0:45:52.719 --> 0:45:54.840 I say, Oh, it was absolutely perfect. 0:45:54.920 --> 0:45:58.399 Wait, so what show is better six pm or nine pm? 0:45:58.960 --> 0:46:00.920 Depends why you look at it. Yeah, nine pm was 0:46:00.960 --> 0:46:04.920 more rowdy, and so I mean people in the audience 0:46:05.000 --> 0:46:07.240 might not have noticed, but because there were so many 0:46:07.360 --> 0:46:12.400 fucking people interrupting me. Even though I encouraged the audience interaction, 0:46:12.480 --> 0:46:15.040 I was like, Jesus Christ, give them an inch. There 0:46:15.080 --> 0:46:17.000 were so many people interrupting me that I kept losing 0:46:17.000 --> 0:46:20.360 my way and I did it all out of order 0:46:20.920 --> 0:46:24.720 by accident because they kept throwing me. And Oscar, because 0:46:24.760 --> 0:46:26.719 he's seen the show so many times, he knew that 0:46:26.760 --> 0:46:28.600 I was doing it in the wrong order. I'm hoping 0:46:28.640 --> 0:46:30.920 that people there wouldn't have noticed because it was a 0:46:30.920 --> 0:46:33.320 smooth recovery for me. I'm a coroach, no doubt. Oscar 0:46:33.400 --> 0:46:35.480 was like, no, you did a good job getting back 0:46:35.520 --> 0:46:38.239 on track. Took it wasn't the right track, but you 0:46:38.360 --> 0:46:39.040 got back. 0:46:39.239 --> 0:46:39.799 You're on it. 0:46:40.040 --> 0:46:41.440 So I ended up doing it all out of order, 0:46:41.440 --> 0:46:43.319 but it was It was probably fine, I'm sure, but 0:46:43.360 --> 0:46:44.840 I was a bit like, ah, fuck. 0:46:44.960 --> 0:46:47.000 Those things when you do on live stuff like the 0:46:47.040 --> 0:46:48.760 audience don't know. They don't know what the original unless 0:46:48.760 --> 0:46:49.919 they've seen the show a hundred times. 0:46:50.040 --> 0:46:52.120 Yeah, no one they had seen it gone oh good. 0:46:52.200 --> 0:46:53.320 So what are your next shows? 0:46:54.040 --> 0:46:56.760 I don't know yet. There's a few TBC potentially, Darwin 0:46:56.840 --> 0:47:00.320 potentially dubboah potentially sitting in Melbourne again. It could be 0:47:00.360 --> 0:47:03.160 great because there's a bunch of people that didn't see 0:47:03.480 --> 0:47:05.719 Water Off a Duck's Clit in Sydney and Melbourne last year, 0:47:06.880 --> 0:47:09.239 so I'm bringing it back. But also it's changed a 0:47:09.280 --> 0:47:09.920 lot since then. 0:47:10.200 --> 0:47:10.960 Is it the same name? 0:47:11.239 --> 0:47:13.799 Yeap, water Off a Duck's Clit steel, But because I 0:47:13.840 --> 0:47:17.040 started in Sydney and Melbourne last year, a lot of 0:47:17.080 --> 0:47:19.879 things have changed along the way. So it's the new 0:47:19.880 --> 0:47:22.879 and improved deluxe addition or water off a duck Clit 0:47:22.960 --> 0:47:23.800 straight into it's. 0:47:23.840 --> 0:47:24.839 A Duck's pit. 0:47:25.200 --> 0:47:27.240 I was thinking that my next show should be another 0:47:27.480 --> 0:47:31.440 idiom with a body part inserted. 0:47:32.520 --> 0:47:33.680 You income, you lose come? 0:47:35.360 --> 0:47:40.719 What about like barking up the wrong Ah? Yes, that's 0:47:40.880 --> 0:47:43.439 very vulgar, you guys product. I think I could put 0:47:43.440 --> 0:47:45.719 the sea word in the title. I might not get 0:47:45.719 --> 0:47:52.560 away with that. The balls in your no use crying 0:47:52.600 --> 0:47:53.680 over fucked milk? 0:47:53.800 --> 0:47:58.640 Oh my god, the apple doesn't fall far from a car. 0:48:00.760 --> 0:48:05.239 That's shocking. That is so bad. Oh, there's got to 0:48:05.280 --> 0:48:05.480 be more. 0:48:05.520 --> 0:48:07.120 Hang on like the apple of my eye, the apple 0:48:07.160 --> 0:48:10.080 of my A lot of apple related ones with me? 0:48:11.320 --> 0:48:15.280 What about fuck on? The bandwagon, just like insert at 0:48:15.640 --> 0:48:17.319 you know, like jump on the bandwagon. Oh yeah, yeah, 0:48:17.360 --> 0:48:18.920 that's yeah, that's an idiom. 0:48:19.480 --> 0:48:20.320 I'm trying to google it. 0:48:20.440 --> 0:48:24.719 By the skin of my dick, that's good. 0:48:25.400 --> 0:48:26.040 I like that. 0:48:26.520 --> 0:48:27.840 No skin off my flap? 0:48:28.360 --> 0:48:30.960 Oh, no skin off my flaps, that's good. 0:48:32.200 --> 0:48:33.520 What is it meant to be? Skin on my teeth? 0:48:33.600 --> 0:48:35.200 Give you just a gross mental image. 0:48:35.760 --> 0:48:37.160 By the skin of my teeth, there's no skin on 0:48:37.160 --> 0:48:38.479 the teeth. I think that must be the joke. 0:48:38.960 --> 0:48:40.560 Yeah, that's what they're getting at all. 0:48:40.640 --> 0:48:43.000 Right, Look, shall we go? We can't keep brainstorming. 0:48:43.520 --> 0:48:45.600 Oh yeah, we may as well. I think you should. Really, 0:48:46.080 --> 0:48:48.920 we'll see if Jane's back on Wednesday potentially. If not, 0:48:49.719 --> 0:48:52.719 we will be here always, always, yep, steadfast. 0:48:53.040 --> 0:48:54.480 You know, neither of us have had a siki for 0:48:54.480 --> 0:48:54.880 a while. 0:48:55.120 --> 0:48:57.400 You're right, I've never had a siky on holiday. And 0:48:57.400 --> 0:48:59.200 then I forced you to take it off. No, that 0:48:59.280 --> 0:49:01.000 wasn't a sick either. That was a holiday. Oh you're 0:49:01.040 --> 0:49:03.880 on holiday, you're in and I still made an appearance. 0:49:03.920 --> 0:49:05.400 You did make an appearance at least one of the 0:49:05.440 --> 0:49:07.359 first ten minutes, so I can say that I've never 0:49:07.360 --> 0:49:10.040 been absent. I could have tapped out, but you know 0:49:10.160 --> 0:49:13.600 I could have. Yeah, a lot of people thought that 0:49:13.920 --> 0:49:16.239 Sean and I broke up on that New Zealand trip 0:49:16.280 --> 0:49:20.480 because remember I said to you, I'll explain why I've 0:49:20.520 --> 0:49:24.879 done a sudden getaway overseas. It will require a group 0:49:25.000 --> 0:49:25.800 therapy segment. 0:49:25.920 --> 0:49:26.920 Yeah, everyone thought it was. 0:49:26.960 --> 0:49:28.680 Everyone thought that's it was going to be a breakup. 0:49:28.680 --> 0:49:31.000 And that's why when overseas, because I was so broken hearted. 0:49:31.280 --> 0:49:33.200 That's not what I meant. I just meant that our 0:49:33.239 --> 0:49:36.080 therapist was encouraging me to do more playful things. Yeah, 0:49:36.120 --> 0:49:38.319 the whole silly goose era. And that's why when my 0:49:38.320 --> 0:49:40.040 friend said let's go overseas, I was like, yeah, funk, 0:49:40.719 --> 0:49:43.120 let's go for it. That's what I meant that I 0:49:43.200 --> 0:49:44.760 figured out later that's how the roomor started. 0:49:44.840 --> 0:49:46.480 Yeah, of course you started it yourself. 0:49:46.680 --> 0:49:48.880 Didn't mean to. Yeah, we're not We've not broken up. 0:49:48.920 --> 0:49:49.440 I'm pregnant. 0:49:49.480 --> 0:49:51.800 In fact, congrats his Muscado. 0:49:52.120 --> 0:49:54.160 Anyway, we hope this podcast made you feel at least 0:49:54.239 --> 0:49:55.200 two percent better today. 0:49:55.280 --> 0:49:58.080 That's all so we do, so we do. Thanks for listening, idiots. 0:49:58.080 --> 0:49:58.839 We'll see you very soon. 0:49:58.960 --> 0:50:03.239 Love you, bye, bub Is it just me? A podcast 0:50:03.280 --> 0:50:06.400 by A couple of meters. Make sure you've hit follow 0:50:06.760 --> 0:50:10.359 on your podcast app