Speaker 1: This is is just.
Speaker 2: Understood to buy a couple of mitches.
Speaker 1: Hello, you release yourself for the rude shocks of young adulthood.
Speaker 1: I don't want to bore everyone and show you my
Speaker 1: europe videos. It's a bit late for that.
Speaker 2: No is Mitch, Julie and Mitchell.
Speaker 1: Kous Hello you Hello. You gotta to shake it up
Speaker 1: and jump in first.
Speaker 2: Well, that's what I have to what's your role? What
Speaker 2: do I have to do? What do you mean be
Speaker 2: citty call the whole episode. I'm gonna swap rowls.
Speaker 1: I'm not taking on the role of Mitch. Cherry Danksterus
Speaker 1: did it very hard, big shoes to Phil. Isn't it
Speaker 1: interesting that we never discussed who's going to say hello
Speaker 1: you first? It just kind of happened that way.
Speaker 2: Now I feel I vividly remember having a conversation about it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because you signed the show off and I opened the show,
Speaker 2: I think we've discussed her.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, my apologies. I've just stolen your role.
Speaker 2: That's right. For all the people that think this show
Speaker 2: is in shambles and we don't plan, we actually have
Speaker 2: many a conversation about the show.
Speaker 1: I can't recall them, but I'm sure we do. We
Speaker 1: actually do, I'm sure we do. We've had planning meetings.
Speaker 2: Remember when we used to like actually sit down and plan,
Speaker 2: like we had brunches and would brainstorm.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's been a while since we've done one of those.
Speaker 2: I think it's good because listen, do you really think
Speaker 2: by the end of her tenure and Tracy Grimshaw was
Speaker 2: going to every meeting for a current affair? No, I
Speaker 2: think she was.
Speaker 1: No. Yeah, I remember she said in an interview when
Speaker 1: she left a current affair they were like, oh, did
Speaker 1: you ever pull your weight? And you know, wouldn't have it
Speaker 1: said that, Mitchell, you know what I mean. Heavily criticized
Speaker 1: for the fluctuation by the mass media and market and Michellechury.
Speaker 1: What is it with parents that just judge with female
Speaker 1: news presenters costumes, not even costumes, clothes, they're not costumes.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to name who. But over Christmas, I
Speaker 1: was at home and we were watching TV and someone
Speaker 1: came on TV and my dad he was talking as
Speaker 1: if he was chiming in on a conversation that hadn't
Speaker 1: taken place. He just goes, hm, yeah, yeah, she has
Speaker 1: always been heavy, hasn't she Oh, my, don'true. Who was it?
Speaker 1: I'm not telling you?
Speaker 2: Can I say it because I think I know? And
Speaker 2: then you bleep it out if it's right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, okay, bleep that out please. Okay it wasn't her,
Speaker 1: But you're getting warmer. Yeah, my dad, my dad, that
Speaker 1: person redacted that I just said was on TV and
Speaker 1: Dad went, God, she's fat for a TV host. That's
Speaker 1: not even true, not even true. Oh god, parents are dreadful,
Speaker 1: they really are. Anyway, Sorry, we're not the Tracy Grimshaw.
Speaker 1: What are we.
Speaker 2: We're like the Carl Stefanovich, Like we're resting on our laurels.
Speaker 1: Well, what I was going to say was Tracy was
Speaker 1: quite hands on, because she said in an interview that
Speaker 1: she did have a lot of say over the show,
Speaker 1: and the one thing she banned was like brass stories.
Speaker 1: I think she's like, I'm so over it.
Speaker 2: You're kidding.
Speaker 1: They kept doing like miracle bras stories. You know the
Speaker 1: ar Bra, Yeah, the wonder Bra. No, it's literally called
Speaker 1: the arbor. Oh, it's like the competitor to the one
Speaker 1: it's supposed to be. Like when you take it off,
Speaker 1: you just want to say, oh god, that's good. Branding.
Speaker 2: I don't even have tits, and I want.
Speaker 1: To who actually says, ah idiots with tits? Please let
Speaker 1: me know? Is that a thingdiots? Idiot's nice? I reckon.
Speaker 1: If I had a bra, i'd take it off and
Speaker 1: be like totally. It wouldn't be like a you need brah.
Speaker 2: I take my bundies off. Some I actually make noise.
Speaker 2: I'm going to try and replicate it. I'd be like, like, it's.
Speaker 1: That, okay, how do you spell that? If you're going
Speaker 1: to do your own range of bundies O G R
Speaker 1: O A U g H by cheery, what would yours be?
Speaker 1: I don't know what noise I make when I get
Speaker 1: my money off. No, when you take your hair tie out,
Speaker 1: that's that's the Mitchell Coombs of it all. I reckon.
Speaker 1: It's the same noise.
Speaker 2: It's like a that seems like you're upset with it,
Speaker 2: like well, it's.
Speaker 1: Almost like, oh, it's a relief. Sometimes if the hair
Speaker 1: is up for too long, I get a fucking headache.
Speaker 2: Do it again. I'm gonna close my eyes.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll actually take my hair out. I've got an
Speaker 1: in a ponytail.
Speaker 2: Like you sounds stressed, I am perpetually get it out
Speaker 2: like there is a spider and that no.
Speaker 1: Speaking of stress, our third Wheel Prize keeper Jenner is
Speaker 1: not here.
Speaker 2: She's not Can you fucking believe it? And we said
Speaker 2: only what two three weeks ago?
Speaker 1: Literally the most recent episode, I've got a transcript. Can
Speaker 1: I read you a direct quote?
Speaker 2: And it's like you're a stenographer, Yeah, go for it.
Speaker 1: I want there those people that type in court, oh
Speaker 1: right right, yeah, we with that weird keyboard that has
Speaker 1: six numbers, a six buttons somehow and they're like, yes,
Speaker 1: i'm documentary. Oh yeah, well this is what you said. Yeah. Literally,
Speaker 1: in our most recent episode one you said, Mitch and
Speaker 1: I were talking, we're very impressed with your availability this season.
Speaker 1: I said, you've done like ten episodes without wagging. You
Speaker 1: can understand our shock though, because itstorically you've not been dedicated.
Speaker 1: And this is what Jenna said, Yes exactly, but you
Speaker 1: know it's a new year, it's a new me.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: Bullshit. We gassed her up too much and now she's
Speaker 1: gotten complacent.
Speaker 2: She's not here, same year, same old cow. No, she's
Speaker 2: busy working. She was at the Sydney Royal Ease to
Speaker 2: Show press day and try and come between her and
Speaker 2: this Didney wrote leads to show totally. I called her
Speaker 2: and said, hey, can you let me in because we're
Speaker 2: in the old station. I don't have a buzz ashes,
Speaker 2: I'm on the dodge ems. I'll talk to you later, Jenner.
Speaker 1: That's just like her thing the Eastern Show. You know,
Speaker 1: people have things like I've got a good friend who
Speaker 1: you know, Janez. You would have met him at Martgraph. Yeah,
Speaker 1: his thing is Disney. Multiple times? Have I shown you
Speaker 1: his your collection?
Speaker 2: I don't think I want to see it?
Speaker 1: No, no you do. It's actually impressive.
Speaker 2: He's e or collection.
Speaker 1: Yes, I don't know. I think's his favorite character. I'm
Speaker 1: not sure why. He actually kind of has an e
Speaker 1: or energy about him. What miserable? No no, no, no no,
Speaker 1: he's depressed as fun. Not enough people are talking about
Speaker 1: EON's welfare.
Speaker 2: O Eel's sleepy and beloved.
Speaker 1: He here's the photo, that's the collection. Oh oh that
Speaker 1: really is right? So that's his thing. He loves Disney.
Speaker 1: Jane sing is the Easter Show and nothing and no
Speaker 1: one can come between it.
Speaker 2: What's your thing?
Speaker 1: I don't think I have a thing, which is a
Speaker 1: bit sad.
Speaker 2: I agree I was talking to someone, They're like talking
Speaker 2: about branding or marketing. They're like, who is Mitch Jury?
Speaker 2: And I actually couldn't really work it out.
Speaker 1: I just don't have any Like I've had obsessions over
Speaker 1: the years and hyperfixations, but none of them have like stuck.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: You know what we should do. We should talk to
Speaker 2: about idiots and tidiots and ask, when you think of us,
Speaker 2: what are our pillars?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm one of the other people's things. What
Speaker 1: are you? Unapologetically obset?
Speaker 2: That's a great segment. Why don't we in a couple
Speaker 2: of weeks get people on and all we know is
Speaker 2: their first name, and you go, Hi, I'm Paula. My
Speaker 2: thing is and we just unpack it and that's it's
Speaker 2: like a what's your thing?
Speaker 1: Yeah, just come on and talk about something that you're obsessed with.
Speaker 2: When I was in primary school, my thing was SpongeBob SquarePants.
Speaker 2: I was one of those kids that was obnoxiously obsessed.
Speaker 2: I had like a coloring in book and then in
Speaker 2: the last page it was a certificate and it said,
Speaker 2: I hereby declar you the number one SpongeBob SquarePants fan
Speaker 2: in the world. It was a book I got it big.
Speaker 1: You have to print that yourself.
Speaker 2: I got it. I made my mum eliminated it at
Speaker 2: the office job, and I took it to school and
Speaker 2: I was so proud of being the SpongeBob SquarePants number
Speaker 2: one fan. But another kid had it because it was
Speaker 2: from a book.
Speaker 1: Ah that just kind of through that little slip in there. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was so upset. I was like, but I have this?
Speaker 2: How can he?
Speaker 1: I don't really understand how purchasing things from a chain worked,
Speaker 1: like everyone could buy it. Was it like a golden ticket? Yeah,
Speaker 1: like only some books had that certificate it was.
Speaker 2: It had a perforated edge, you know, like you just
Speaker 2: ripped it out like it had that.
Speaker 1: Like a sealed section. Yeah, it did. Interesting.
Speaker 2: I know it was signed by SpongeBob and missed a
Speaker 2: crabby Patty.
Speaker 1: It was a whole thing. Anyway, it's your first time
Speaker 1: listening well, and I don't know how to tell you.
Speaker 2: It's also underwater, like how they've written doesn't make sense.
Speaker 2: We start every episode with it, Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. Mitch does
Speaker 2: not know mine. I do not know Mitchell's.
Speaker 1: What's yours about? This week, Can you give it a
Speaker 1: little relationship? Okay?
Speaker 2: People are so interested in the DMS, and I thought, well,
Speaker 2: I actually have questions and concerns.
Speaker 1: Okay, like mine's about not family drama, but it's family related.
Speaker 2: Really, last time I spoke about my relationship was grim.
Speaker 2: Last time you spoke about your family, your dad was
Speaker 2: calling a fat bitch.
Speaker 1: That's true. Do you want me to tell you who
Speaker 1: it was? By the way, Yeah, leap it out?
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: Isn't that so rude? So rude?
Speaker 2: And it's not wrong? Now I'm joking. I'm joking.
Speaker 1: He's wrong really for saying that.
Speaker 2: Oh for saying it? Yeah, but I mean factually, I
Speaker 2: think she saw his mpic. Okay, I'll go first. Why not?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Do you not know how to launch a relationship in
Speaker 2: twenty twenty four?
Speaker 1: Not in twenty twenty four? I did it in twenty
Speaker 1: twenty three.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: See, well, I feel like you'd be able to. I
Speaker 2: can't remember what you did, and I want to hear
Speaker 2: what you did with Sean. But the last time I
Speaker 2: launched a relationship was twenty eighteen. Like a hard launch,
Speaker 2: soft launch was different.
Speaker 1: Would you say that you've already done the soft launch
Speaker 1: with this person that you're exclusive with, but no one
Speaker 1: knows his name.
Speaker 2: Well, I can name him. I'm happy to name him.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, Well this is how you do it.
Speaker 2: I guess I was going to say this, Should this
Speaker 2: just be the announcement? Why not?
Speaker 1: Well? I feel bad. I should have been more prepared
Speaker 1: because how I announced Sean was you had the fucking
Speaker 1: bow and arrow cupid sound effects, and you made a
Speaker 1: big song and dance about it.
Speaker 2: We can hold it for another but.
Speaker 1: Still officially has a boyfriend there?
Speaker 2: Well, I officially do. Now it's all official.
Speaker 1: Well, okay, are you allowed to say his name? His name,
Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, Ah, here we go. He brought his
Speaker 1: own bells and whistles his name, everybody.
Speaker 2: Mystery man no longer The gorgeous. The beautiful is six foot, blonde,
Speaker 2: brown hazerlight. There's a weird freckle on his eye. It's
Speaker 2: actually quite a deer, and he's beautiful. His name is Stephen.
Speaker 1: Brand new information for me. I had no idea.
Speaker 2: How do you know his name?
Speaker 1: I've known his name for ageous, You've been the first
Speaker 1: to know. There was a period of time when you
Speaker 1: sort of started seeing him that I didn't bother to
Speaker 1: commit his name to memory because I'm like, is it
Speaker 1: going to be like a side character in friends that
Speaker 1: you don't need to get to know yet? But then
Speaker 1: once you've been around for a while, I was like,
Speaker 1: I know you've told me a million times, but what's
Speaker 1: his fucking name? Again?
Speaker 2: Well, like, just to be transparent, adore him. He's beautiful,
Speaker 2: He's so gorgeous and so cute. He's such a sweetheart.
Speaker 1: You've met him, yea, yeah, yeah, he we were like
Speaker 1: we realized he brought it up with me.
Speaker 2: He's like, we've been dating for like seven eight months?
Speaker 1: Fuck have you? Yeah? And I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: So as in like when you first met each other.
Speaker 2: Yeah, first we weren't. No, so it's been like what
Speaker 2: three four months, like dating dating, but we were talking
Speaker 2: for a while, you know, when I was doing my
Speaker 2: thing anyway. Yeah, it's exciting, isn't it.
Speaker 1: Well it looks like you do know how to launch
Speaker 1: a relationship. You did it.
Speaker 2: I guess, well, I guess I did it. But my
Speaker 2: question is like, for God's sake, like I would put
Speaker 2: up a photo. I was in Orange on the weekend,
Speaker 2: which is Oh my god, so near you.
Speaker 1: I know, I couldn't believe it. I texted you. I
Speaker 1: was like, I need to hear your thoughts on Orange
Speaker 1: because that was the big day out in bogan Gate.
Speaker 1: It's an hour and a half away. It's got the JJ's,
Speaker 1: it's got the movie cinemas. Oh it with the fucking
Speaker 1: teenager's dream day trip to Orange, Mitchell.
Speaker 2: Orange was beautiful.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 2: That's whet Stephen is at the moment. So I went
Speaker 2: up to Orange to see Him's living there at the moment.
Speaker 2: It's dreadful, but I wanted to think.
Speaker 1: That's dreadful again.
Speaker 2: The thing to me because he's on his own. You no,
Speaker 2: it doesn't have anyone.
Speaker 1: So I went to visit him and we'll talk about
Speaker 1: Orange and parks and the dish of it all later.
Speaker 1: But I was putting photos up, and anytime I put
Speaker 1: a photo up, like I put a photo up of
Speaker 1: like a bird that flew.
Speaker 2: Into a window and he happened to be in the reflection.
Speaker 1: I didn't notice the bird in the window. I thought
Speaker 1: you were posting a video of your reflection.
Speaker 2: No, a bird flew into a window.
Speaker 1: Because I saw that, and I was like, what is
Speaker 1: he trying to show it?
Speaker 2: Oh, a bird it flew into the window and everyone
Speaker 2: was like, soft launch, soft launch, hard launch. I'm like, no,
Speaker 2: that bird launch got quite a hard that's a hard launch.
Speaker 1: I've got a break and beak for Funk's sake. And
Speaker 1: oh that's actually they're talking about him. But you can't
Speaker 1: do anything that having to be something. And I didn't
Speaker 1: want to do a hard launch. Like we've got gorgeous photos.
Speaker 1: I think I sent you a photo of us together.
Speaker 2: It's like, I don't know. I don't want a hard launch, and.
Speaker 1: If you don't want to, this is my hard launch.
Speaker 3: There.
Speaker 2: It's odd. You see people and like the Chris Olsen's
Speaker 2: of it all on TikTok and he hard launched his
Speaker 2: boyfriend on TikTok, right, and then yeah, because he had
Speaker 2: that big public relationship was.
Speaker 1: The one that he was passing on the harbor bridges.
Speaker 1: That are you're talking about. That's his new boyfriend. But
Speaker 1: they broke up after like six months. Okay, but he
Speaker 1: went so hard and I'm like, I don't want to
Speaker 1: do that.
Speaker 2: It's so much. It's such a big thing, and like,
Speaker 2: I think my last relationship was so public I'm like,
Speaker 2: maybe I'm in my private error, but.
Speaker 1: Your breakup announcement was great for ratings, so hard launch
Speaker 1: every person you ever go on a date with.
Speaker 2: That's how I know I'm in the right business position
Speaker 2: with you, because that's it's just me.
Speaker 1: You should follow these idiots online search a couple of
Speaker 1: mitches now coming up in episode one nine six, which
Speaker 1: is out this Wednesday. Yeah, I'm doing it. I'm fucking
Speaker 1: doing it. What the segment we spoke about ages ago?
Speaker 1: D No, not Yeah, I would like to do that though.
Speaker 1: That's absolutely happening. Yeah, but we spoke about it ages ago,
Speaker 1: and frankly, I wasn't fond of your attitude towards it.
Speaker 1: But I'm backing myself.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, you were not talking about the.
Speaker 1: Top five by Yep. I'm supportive in all your creative endeavors.
Speaker 1: And I guess you sat through the best door bells
Speaker 1: I did, and the best car horns, and I love
Speaker 1: those secondents car horns.
Speaker 2: The only issue is and I support you and I
Speaker 2: support my correct However, they all sound the same, Mitchell.
Speaker 2: A bike bell is a bike bell. They do not
Speaker 2: change bike to bike.
Speaker 1: Well, that's where you're wrong. I'm going to prove you
Speaker 1: completely wrong. This is stupid. Just you wait, give me
Speaker 1: a fucking chance for juck.
Speaker 2: Oh sure, but wait, so what do you mean? Have
Speaker 2: you found them online? Or are these idiots?
Speaker 1: No? These are people that actually sent their bike bells
Speaker 1: to me, our idiot. How many people ride bikes? Quite
Speaker 1: a few. As it turns out, I didn't realize our
Speaker 1: idiots enough for a top five. Put it that way, right, Okay?
Speaker 2: Now is my fans included in the top five?
Speaker 1: Well, I didn't put her in the running, but I
Speaker 1: did bring it to so you can hear it. The
Speaker 1: bike not the bike I wouldn't fit in the fucking boot.
Speaker 2: Well, listen, we can't hook and tease every good episode,
Speaker 2: so Wednesday will just be You'll be able to hear it.
Speaker 2: That's that's all I'm going to commit to.
Speaker 1: Thanks for that. By the way, speaking about idiots, I
Speaker 1: need to fucking tell you last weekend I was in
Speaker 1: Newcastle for my comedy shows here in Newcastle Fringe and
Speaker 1: I ran into so many idiots. Oh really, yes, it
Speaker 1: was so gorgeous. People were coming up saying hello you.
Speaker 1: People were saying hi, I'm an idiot, which never fails.
Speaker 1: To make me laugh. It's a hilarious way to introduce yourself. Hello,
Speaker 1: I'm an idiot.
Speaker 2: It's hilarious. It was gorgeous, but we designed it.
Speaker 1: There were a few idiots that you would remember. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: there were so many. I got one that I don't know.
Speaker 1: No one told me so, I don't think. So. I
Speaker 1: got to meet Laney. Remember she's the one that bought
Speaker 1: my pot that I made in our pottery class. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, yes, she was there. I met Mitch, who
Speaker 1: bought our ukulele.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, he's gorgeous right hand.
Speaker 1: Yes, he's got loan lone clothing.
Speaker 2: He lone clothing.
Speaker 1: Co I met Hailey rotated to her on the phone
Speaker 1: about seedless fruit to the circus idiots at the time.
Speaker 2: I think we spent more time on the circus than
Speaker 2: when you do on the free We did.
Speaker 1: There were kids in the back and her partner was there. Embarrassingly,
Speaker 1: I also met Hailey's partner, Brit, and I went and
Speaker 1: interacted with them during the show and it was really
Speaker 1: dark up the back and I said, oh, so, Haley,
Speaker 1: did you drag him along with you? And they were like, ah,
Speaker 1: BRIT's a girl. Whoops. Oh, I was like, it's dark. Sorry.
Speaker 1: You'd think someone like me, who gets mistaken for the
Speaker 1: opposite gender all the fucking time, would have a bit
Speaker 1: more patience. I spend a little bit more time.
Speaker 2: How did they take it?
Speaker 1: Oh? They were fine, but sorry again, if you're listening, Britt.
Speaker 1: And also, how adorable is this? I met a woman
Speaker 1: named Kelly who bought a present for me. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: guess what it was. It was a replacement Unicorn money
Speaker 1: box get Out?
Speaker 2: Do you have it?
Speaker 1: I don't have it with me. You can't be trusted
Speaker 1: because you broke the last one I was given during
Speaker 1: our secret sand episode.
Speaker 2: It was an accident.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it was smashed and she felt so bad
Speaker 1: to me and she fished it out of the garage.
Speaker 1: I think she said it used to belong to her daughter.
Speaker 2: Oh that's isn't That's so sweet? I was like, that's
Speaker 2: so special. I teared up. Is it the same one?
Speaker 1: Exactly the same?
Speaker 2: What are the odds?
Speaker 1: I know, right, what are the odds? So thank you, Kelly.
Speaker 1: If you're listening, that made my day.
Speaker 2: Thanks Kelly for ruining his house. That they're hideous. It
Speaker 2: is an ugly ornament.
Speaker 1: It is nice. I think I love it.
Speaker 2: Well, I met a bunch of idiots in Orange. I
Speaker 2: don't remember their names. Really, you're good at that.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I had someone message me and went, hi, I saw
Speaker 2: you walking down Main Street, Orange but didn't want to
Speaker 2: come up to you.
Speaker 1: I'm an idiot. That's interesting that you get that too,
Speaker 1: because I get those messages a lot saying oh, I
Speaker 1: was too scared to approach you, and I thought, maybe
Speaker 1: that's my bitch face, but you look approachable.
Speaker 2: I was with I can say his name now, Steve Evans,
Speaker 2: and maybe she was like, I want to keep the
Speaker 2: mystery alive. She didn't want to see him.
Speaker 1: He was sprung.
Speaker 2: I had another one at a clothing shop. They worked
Speaker 2: at a clothing shop, and she messaged you after and
Speaker 2: was like was that you? And I was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: she'd come back. I didn't have the time.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. The Newcastle gigs definitely the rowdiest
Speaker 1: fucking crowd have ever had in Newcastle. Yeah. I got
Speaker 1: the impression that a lot of the people in the
Speaker 1: audience were mums who would organized babysitters. It was their
Speaker 1: first night out in noir and they were fucking going
Speaker 1: hard making it count. Yeah. I can imagine to the
Speaker 1: point where some of them were a bit disruptive, like
Speaker 1: I love the audience interaction stuff, as you know. But
Speaker 1: some of them I was like, shut up, I keep
Speaker 1: losing my weight. There was someone godlover. She was having
Speaker 1: a great night. She stood up in the front row,
Speaker 1: lifted a skirt and flashed a box at me. Oh gorgeous,
Speaker 1: but absolutely no reason. How was it? I looked away
Speaker 1: pretty quick. I couldn't tell you. I couldn't describe it
Speaker 1: in detail. And then that same woman got a photo
Speaker 1: with me after the show and grabbed my crotch twice.
Speaker 1: I was like, maybe nope, nope, just sweating her away
Speaker 1: from my dick.
Speaker 2: No need to come to the next show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a bit of a there's a line, isn't
Speaker 1: there When it's crossed.
Speaker 2: It's definitely crossed.
Speaker 1: It's the first time ever that someone's been kicked out
Speaker 1: of the venue at one of my comedy shows. Really
Speaker 1: got kicked out, not her, one of the other shows.
Speaker 1: There was someone who was so written off that they
Speaker 1: kicked her out after the show. Thankfully she got to
Speaker 1: see streaming during the show, not screaming, but as the
Speaker 1: night went on, she got a little bit more slurry.
Speaker 1: So by the end of the comedy show, when she
Speaker 1: started interacting, someone screams out, don't do drugs kids.
Speaker 2: Oh that's where she.
Speaker 1: Started getting more and more slurry. I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: she's gone hard. Fuck me.
Speaker 2: Well, they sound like they were good gear.
Speaker 1: No, they were really fun. I loved her good.
Speaker 2: I love our idiots are very supportive, aren't they.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they really are. They're very thank you everyone that
Speaker 1: came along. I'm potentially doing well. I don't know if
Speaker 1: I'm supposed to say potentially doing dubbo soon. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: That's near parks An Orange, right.
Speaker 1: Like up not really near Orange, but it's the same
Speaker 1: Central West region, right, Okay. Yeah.
Speaker 2: When I was there, I went to this coffee shop
Speaker 2: and she was like, best coffee in the Inner West.
Speaker 1: Was it too fat ladies?
Speaker 2: It was too good.
Speaker 1: They're the best. Two fat ladies.
Speaker 2: And Stephen. When I bought cowboy boots, you didn't buy them.
Speaker 2: There were glitzy cowboy boots. We walked in and the
Speaker 2: ladies like were like, you have cowboy boots like Jeff
Speaker 2: glitter on them, And she went, honey, come with me.
Speaker 2: And then as we were walking she went, you know,
Speaker 2: seventy years ago, I came to this town one game
Speaker 2: men lesbians. You could tell the lesbians lesbians o very butch.
Speaker 2: But that man no one knew.
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 2: I saw him run on the AFL field I could tell,
Speaker 2: so I know exactly what shoes you'll like. But she
Speaker 2: was a fag hag from way back.
Speaker 1: I love her. It was really sweet. Literally, cowboy boots.
Speaker 1: He's really committing to being in the country, isn't he.
Speaker 1: Totally Yeah. I don't even known a pair of those,
Speaker 1: and I'm a country boy.
Speaker 2: And he's there for six weeks. By the time I
Speaker 2: get ordered in from I don't know Paris fashion. Now
Speaker 2: he'll be back in Sydney anyway. Should we do your resard?
Speaker 3: Just you?
Speaker 2: It's just me?
Speaker 1: Oh my age, of course, let's get into it.
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Do you reckon? I should disown my brother Mark Coombs,
Speaker 1: Mark fucking Cubs the best plumber in the in the
Speaker 1: Central West, builder builder, and he's not in the Central
Speaker 1: West of the Newcastles, best.
Speaker 2: Past plumber in the country, best plumber.
Speaker 1: In the Central West. Don't google him. You won't find
Speaker 1: plumbers by the name of Combs in the Central West. Okay,
Speaker 1: sorry my fault. Yeah, what has he done?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 1: You know how I went home for Mums sixty a
Speaker 1: a couple of weekends ago. Yes, he pulled the cruelest
Speaker 1: stunt on me. Oh and I just don't know how
Speaker 1: to feel about our relationship.
Speaker 2: Going you like a prank though normally your famous it.
Speaker 1: Wasn't a plank, I would say, but he did me
Speaker 1: fucking dirty. Okay, So I got home. I surprised mum.
Speaker 1: She didn't know it's coming home for a birthday. And
Speaker 1: then after a while Mark goes, oh, Mitch, do you
Speaker 1: want to wine? And he pulls out this bottle of
Speaker 1: white wine and I said, nah, no, we're right. I'm
Speaker 1: not the biggest fan of that blanc. And Mark says, oh,
Speaker 1: so you don't like this stuff, why don't you check
Speaker 1: the label? And this is what he handed me. Ready
Speaker 1: here to read the label nice trends.
Speaker 2: It's a glass bottle on the side in case his
Speaker 2: brown brothers Australia drink up with drink up when knocked up.
Speaker 2: Baby Coombs arriving September twenty four.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, they're pregnant. They are. Oh my little brother,
Speaker 1: it's going to have a daughter.
Speaker 2: This is what they gave you.
Speaker 1: They did.
Speaker 2: I'm surprised it's still unsealed, unopened. You're gonna drink it.
Speaker 1: I'll never drink it. This is precisely the problem. It's
Speaker 1: not save blanc, it's worse. What is it, fucking moscado.
Speaker 1: No niece of mine will be raised by parents who
Speaker 1: buy moscado on purpose.
Speaker 2: That's a sin.
Speaker 1: Yuck. Maybe that's a clue to the name. If it's
Speaker 1: a little baby, it'll be bab muscado, mescado coops. Well,
Speaker 1: if it was a boy, he wanted to call it
Speaker 1: two wei's. Oh my god, Mark, if you're listening, do
Speaker 1: not do that. Can you believe that he's twenty fucking five.
Speaker 1: It's already having verry.
Speaker 2: Other straight people do it, Mitchell. They're doing it so early.
Speaker 2: It's all they have.
Speaker 1: Really, Oh my god, I'm so happy for him. What's
Speaker 1: his partner's name, Sasha? Sasha, very exciting. Congrats Sasha and Mark.
Speaker 1: I didn't even notice the sneaky bit that she wasn't
Speaker 1: drinking over Christmas. I remember offering her a wine and
Speaker 1: she was like, no, I'm not I didn't even think
Speaker 1: about it.
Speaker 2: Well, do you know what this means. Not trying to hijack,
Speaker 2: but Rebecca, my elder sister is also expecting, and she's
Speaker 2: expecting in July. Really we're going to be uncles in
Speaker 2: the same year.
Speaker 1: I'm already uncle.
Speaker 2: But yeah, oh fuck yea true. Well it's my first unclehood.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, both our siblings are having babies, dish.
Speaker 1: I know. Well, my sister obviously already has three kids. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and now the my brother's having kids. I'm like, bloody hell.
Speaker 2: So what does that mean for you? You have to be
Speaker 2: an uncle to be a godfather and then not ask yet?
Speaker 1: Oh well, I'm an uncle obviously just by default.
Speaker 2: Ye are you already?
Speaker 1: I don't think not. Sissy didn't do the god parent thing.
Speaker 1: I don't imagine I would have been clearly Mark's godmother
Speaker 1: fucked up, didn't teach him anything about premarital sex.
Speaker 2: No, of course, in the eye of the Lord, this
Speaker 2: is a.
Speaker 1: Really cute gift. Is this a nice way to do it?
Speaker 1: But Moscato, yeah, they should know you better. You're an
Speaker 1: Ricado boy anything, You're chardon first, Rose and Rand do
Speaker 1: they not watch the oven? But also we absolutely shouted
Speaker 1: all over my surprise, didn't he I'm like, surprise, Mom,
Speaker 1: I'm home. She's like, who gives a fuck, I'm going
Speaker 1: to be a grandma again. Jane already know about the baby,
Speaker 1: and she kept saying Mark, why did you give Mitchell
Speaker 1: a wine? Which I thought was weird. She kept hinting like,
Speaker 1: do it now? Do it now? Knew wine? I felt
Speaker 1: a bit bad, actually, because when he handed that to me,
Speaker 1: I just kind of froze. I didn't know how to react.
Speaker 1: I didn't even say congratulations.
Speaker 2: You were emotional not I don't know.
Speaker 1: How to describe it. Can we have a mini group
Speaker 1: therapy really quickly? It wasn't emotional or anything like that,
Speaker 1: but I think I was overthinking. I spiraled a little
Speaker 1: bit in that moment because I was like, oh, so
Speaker 1: this is where we're at? Is it is this where
Speaker 1: I'm supposed to be giving mom and dad grandkids? Because
Speaker 1: I don't fucking know if that'll ever happen with Frankly, So, yeah, like,
Speaker 1: do you remember you'd understand this? I believe do you
Speaker 1: remember before you came out as gay, Like when you
Speaker 1: were really really young, you were none the wise that
Speaker 1: you didn't know you were gay, and you imagined what
Speaker 1: your future would look like, Yeah, the default is what
Speaker 1: comes to mind. You just imagine a wife and kids
Speaker 1: and whatever. Yeah, and then obviously when you're going through
Speaker 1: the coming out process, you kind of have to let
Speaker 1: go of that future that you'd imagined, almost grieve it
Speaker 1: in a way. But it's for the best. Obviously you're
Speaker 1: living your truth. That's a good thing. Blah blah blah
Speaker 1: blah blah. Yeah, and so yeah, when I was like, fuck,
Speaker 1: now I'm the only sibling without kids, I was a
Speaker 1: little bit like, shit, that's is this where we're at now?
Speaker 1: Because it's not just my siblings. My fucking best friend
Speaker 1: from Uni you Sally, She's pregnant also do in July,
Speaker 1: best friend from high school already has two kids. Shawan's
Speaker 1: brother and his wife are having a baby, And I'm like, fuck,
Speaker 1: it's just so abstract to me at this point, the
Speaker 1: idea of children.
Speaker 2: Totally I agree. But then I also I've been through
Speaker 2: that exact same feeling, like my whole life, Like I've
Speaker 2: got cousins that have kids, Becky's pregnant, my sister. But
Speaker 2: I kind of like that, you know, we're marching to
Speaker 2: the beat of our own drummer, Like we just we
Speaker 2: live a different life. That's not our life. I don't
Speaker 2: I don't miss the idea of that anymore. I'm excited
Speaker 2: that I'm on my own path.
Speaker 1: No, I'm there now, I'm there now, I've gone through
Speaker 1: the motion. I thought about it rationally, but I don't
Speaker 1: know why. In that moment when I got the bottle
Speaker 1: of wine, lit a bit like oh oh fuck, especially
Speaker 1: because I saw how excited Mum and Dad were about
Speaker 1: the announcement. I was kind of like, I just don't
Speaker 1: know if this is something I'm going to experience with
Speaker 1: them totally.
Speaker 2: But you know what, your siblings can't give your parents
Speaker 2: the smile of glee when they get up on stage
Speaker 2: to do a stand up show like you give your parents. No,
Speaker 2: it's true, you give your parents something different. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: know you're offering so much more, you know, not more,
Speaker 2: just different. Well, I'm not sure you've got a blue tick.
Speaker 2: Your sister or brother do not.
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's something that Mum and Dad
Speaker 1: are going to look back on their deathbed and think
Speaker 1: about the proudest moments of they're laughing and Dad.
Speaker 2: I'm giving you a blue tick. I'm glad so I
Speaker 2: paid for it.
Speaker 1: We've meta.
Speaker 2: No, I know what you mean, you know. I often
Speaker 2: think back to the Sean Zepp's interview, which if you
Speaker 2: haven't listened to that episode, if you're queer and you
Speaker 2: haven't listened to that ever on our podcast one of
Speaker 2: the best, like he was a great interview. He's got
Speaker 2: two children via Saragate. He said it costs him something
Speaker 2: like two hundred thousand US dollars to have I don't
Speaker 2: remember that a lot of money, and I often think
Speaker 2: back to that. I'm like, Ay, we have to battle
Speaker 2: out in the housing crisis, for God's snake, we have
Speaker 2: to try and to save up to buy a house
Speaker 2: to live so you don't have to rent our whole
Speaker 2: lives and being dead and too if you want kids,
Speaker 2: it's going to cost us an arm and a leg
Speaker 2: like that gives me anxiety, fear more.
Speaker 1: Hoops to jump through. Isn't there a lot more? I
Speaker 1: can't just get knocked up. No, clearly shown's shooting blanks,
Speaker 1: because if he was, and I would be knocked up already.
Speaker 2: I was going to say, you should go on your
Speaker 2: back with your legs up for half an hour. Apparently
Speaker 2: that really helps bake it in no, but would you
Speaker 2: change being gay if you can? Of course another word.
Speaker 1: I love it. I can't think of it anything worse.
Speaker 2: I know they're not being gay. I can think of
Speaker 2: a couple of things, like what probably like a blunt,
Speaker 2: forcedtrawn on of the head.
Speaker 1: I'd take that any day of the week. I'd take
Speaker 1: that any day of the week.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's exciting news.
Speaker 1: No, it is exciting news. I feel bad that in
Speaker 1: the moment I wasn't as excited as I should have been.
Speaker 2: But it's very real.
Speaker 1: No, it's good.
Speaker 2: It's good. Do you ensharean want kids if you had
Speaker 2: the converse.
Speaker 1: No, we've not had the conversation in terms of us together.
Speaker 1: He's made it very clear that he wants kids. I
Speaker 1: haven't really thought about it because again, it's so abstract
Speaker 1: at this point in my life. I don't even fucking
Speaker 1: live together. No. Hey, that's why I was like, fuck you, Mark.
Speaker 1: You've overtaken me in terms of milestones. You own property,
Speaker 1: and now you're having a fucking child.
Speaker 2: And he's very handsome. Wow, No, he is beautiful.
Speaker 1: I'll have a growth spurt one day.
Speaker 2: Mark is just very attractive.
Speaker 1: You reckon? Oh yeah, okay, interesting I'll let him know.
Speaker 2: He's I was gonna say he's married, but he's not
Speaker 2: as a sinner. He's he's got a baby, shawn in
Speaker 2: you the baby. My question is would you move in together?
Speaker 2: I guess you'd have to do it first. Would you
Speaker 2: move in together when you're rent in your.
Speaker 1: He's literally moving in with me in August.
Speaker 2: Oh, I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, when did that happen? Are you just a girl?
Speaker 2: I didn't know this.
Speaker 1: I didn't know. It's something I had to announce. It's
Speaker 1: moving in with me in August. My lease is up
Speaker 1: in November, and we'll figure out what to do from there.
Speaker 1: I guess your place is lovely. I'd like to stay
Speaker 1: in my stuff, but well, that's a later problem. You
Speaker 1: can get it. See what I'm I'm still I'm nowhere
Speaker 1: near thinking about having children. I'm just like, how do
Speaker 1: I be close to my pilate studio?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Right, that's a priority. Yeah, but the mitchell can all
Speaker 2: come crashing down. Look at me. I thought I was
Speaker 2: going to get married and have kids in the next
Speaker 2: two years.
Speaker 1: And then it implos, well that's really inspiring, thanks to well, no,
Speaker 1: it's true. Casting a shadow of doubt in my relationship.
Speaker 1: I'm not known at it, but like I'm just saying,
Speaker 1: things can change at the drop of a hat, you know. Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: fertility is a bitch. Being able to have kids is
Speaker 1: very hard. Like it's such a struggle, not even for
Speaker 1: gays others evidently it is, but even for a lot
Speaker 1: of heterosexual people, being able to conceive is a struggle.
Speaker 2: I didn't even realize. But this is a gay podcast.
Speaker 2: It's about the gay struggle.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: Australia, there's a podcast for.
Speaker 1: You guys if you're straight and you've got having struggles.
Speaker 1: So your sister is having a baby, right, she struggled
Speaker 1: for a long time. Yeah, she struggled for ages conceiving
Speaker 1: And how did you feel when she announced that?
Speaker 2: Oh I cried my eyes out. Yeah, And she had
Speaker 2: issues and she was very public. She had a miscarriage
Speaker 2: at it was in quite a while, like she had
Speaker 2: a couple on it and she lost it and that
Speaker 2: like was the first baby in the family and that
Speaker 2: gutted all of us same time as the breakup too.
Speaker 2: It was like a rough couple of months that was awful.
Speaker 2: And then she got diagnosed with MS and then now
Speaker 2: she's pregnant again and it's past the twelve weeks since
Speaker 2: it's joyous. Oh, it's like the best thing that ever happened.
Speaker 2: It's really nice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it'll be interesting to see how you feel when
Speaker 1: the other sister has a baby too, because once you're
Speaker 1: out numbered. I remember feeling the same way when Mark
Speaker 1: started dating Sasha, because I was like, well, now I'm
Speaker 1: the only single sibling.
Speaker 2: Fuck, I've been left behind here. Yeah, but also the
Speaker 2: younger sibling.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe I know. I'm like, slow down, dog fuck,
Speaker 1: there's no rush? Was it?
Speaker 2: Doggie?
Speaker 3: Was her?
Speaker 2: Huh?
Speaker 1: Dog?
Speaker 2: I thought you said, doggy, slow down doggie? I thought, no,
Speaker 2: you slow down with a doggie? I thought, maybe that's what.
Speaker 1: Why would I say that to my brother? Don't know,
Speaker 1: haven't you?
Speaker 2: No, I haven't I need any porn. I'm off porn.
Speaker 2: That Iver told you my new thing. No, I don't
Speaker 2: watch any porn.
Speaker 1: Okay, bad for the brain?
Speaker 2: I saw a TikTok, so I went off it.
Speaker 1: Why how's it bad for the brain?
Speaker 2: Just why you to want unrealistic, ridiculous things?
Speaker 1: And oh, yeah, I know what you mean.
Speaker 2: I can't just to be like making that your sexual satisfactions, like,
Speaker 2: especially when you've got a partner, it's like you're fine,
Speaker 2: you know, so awful and aggressive and.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't really watch anything like that. To that
Speaker 1: VR porn you showed me on the podcast was harrowing.
Speaker 2: I haven't touched that thing since I can't look at
Speaker 2: it the same way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe for the best. Yeah, anyway, Mark and Sash
Speaker 1: if you're listening, sorry, I forgot to say congratulations in
Speaker 1: the moment because I was in my own head. But congratulations.
Speaker 1: Shall we just call them quickly and do a quickre
Speaker 1: congratulations on the show? Oh okay, hang on, I'll call him,
Speaker 1: give him a call. I'll just do it on my phone.
Speaker 1: I can't be bothered together here. I'll just confirmed Mark
Speaker 1: and Sharon, wasn't Sasha, Sasha, he's on the work sign
Speaker 1: I reckon, Hello, Hi, congrats? I hung up. I agree.
Speaker 1: I didn't get to say anything. Yeah, he's a man.
Speaker 1: A few words, he'll appreciate me not fucking about fair enough?
Speaker 1: Is it just me? That's enough of these two?
Speaker 2: Look now, let's hear and is.
Speaker 1: It just you?
Speaker 2: All right? Let's jump in now. If you want to
Speaker 2: be on the show, you can dms A couple of
Speaker 2: mitches on Instagram, that's right.
Speaker 1: Or if you've gotten is it just me of your own?
Speaker 1: You can text this number. I'll thought till nine A
Speaker 1: zero two. I thought till nine on it.
Speaker 2: Yes, Is it just me Mondays or is it just Mondays?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 1: Either works. Is it just me Monday? It's the fucking
Speaker 1: back to back? Is it just me marathon? It really is?
Speaker 1: Now we want to hear from our idiots.
Speaker 2: It's like animation domination on a Saturday morning. Back in
Speaker 2: the day, when you'd get Family Guy in the Simpsons
Speaker 2: back to Back, Oh fuck day with the days, and
Speaker 2: they do. Sometimes they do Futurama I love, but then
Speaker 2: they put in American Dad and it would really fuck me.
Speaker 1: I know, I hated that. Did you know that they
Speaker 1: don't do the Simpsons Saturday Marathon thing every Saturday? Like
Speaker 1: one time when I had foxtels, Sean came over and
Speaker 1: I was like, let's put on Fox Date just that
Speaker 1: the old day Simpson's Family Guy. We put it on
Speaker 1: and it wasn't there, and he goes, no, I'm pretty
Speaker 1: sure they only do that during school holidays.
Speaker 2: Well that makes sense.
Speaker 1: I was like, what in my mind, I just believe
Speaker 1: that the rich kids who could fall pay TV were
Speaker 1: doing that every weekend.
Speaker 2: I was so jealous they'd have Buffy the vampire Slater on.
Speaker 1: Fuck that.
Speaker 2: All right, let's make a call. We're going to Croydon
Speaker 2: in Melbourne today, George.
Speaker 1: Who we call? They're talking to Emma. Emma.
Speaker 2: She's a big old indy. She lives in Creud and
Speaker 2: of course she is. She better not be busy.
Speaker 1: WT fuck Emma, what are you doing?
Speaker 3: Hello?
Speaker 1: Hello? Was that Emma? Hi? Hi darling?
Speaker 2: How are It's? Mitch and Mitch.
Speaker 3: I'm good. How are you?
Speaker 2: We're good the beach that is generous. Sick Believe it's
Speaker 2: not sick. She just bailed on the show.
Speaker 1: Oh that's so sad, blackass. You're honor every third wheel
Speaker 1: in this moment.
Speaker 3: Emma, that's amazing.
Speaker 1: What are you up to right now? Not much.
Speaker 3: I just got back from like going out for lunch
Speaker 3: and now I'm just at home.
Speaker 2: What do you have for lunch? Tell us in great detail.
Speaker 3: In great detail. It was just like Italian place, and
Speaker 3: I had like a.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just joke, teazy. How long have you been
Speaker 2: an idiot?
Speaker 1: Emma?
Speaker 3: Oh? Like literally like two years now?
Speaker 1: Think fuck yeah, whe'd you find it?
Speaker 3: I think it was through trash Ali. I hate to say,
Speaker 3: what do.
Speaker 1: You mean you hate to stay?
Speaker 2: I'm with you, I'm with you. I think I'd rather
Speaker 2: listen to your Italian meal than talk about that joking.
Speaker 2: I'm joking. Hey, well you've got Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Of your own rite? And is it just you?
Speaker 1: Yes? All right, we'll Bradley will count you in and
Speaker 1: then hit it's with it, go brad Is it just.
Speaker 3: Did it take you a second too long to notice
Speaker 3: the Easter eggs in the new artwork for the podcast?
Speaker 1: Oh right? Fuck here, I was thinking you were talking
Speaker 1: about literal Easter eggs. Yes, if.
Speaker 2: There is a red children under there is a crunchy egg.
Speaker 1: So why do people call it Easter eggs? What do
Speaker 1: they mean? Like a clue?
Speaker 3: That's a good question, Like a clue, like.
Speaker 2: An Easter egg. It's a it's a it's actually I
Speaker 2: do know this. It's a gaming terminology in Easter egg
Speaker 2: because I believe the first Easter Egg was an Easter egg.
Speaker 2: So it's a hidden item in a game for the
Speaker 2: players to find. I believe in Minecraft or something, the
Speaker 2: very first Easter Egg was an actual Easter bunnygg like.
Speaker 1: A hidden surprise.
Speaker 2: Correct. Yeah, I think I might be wrong, but I
Speaker 2: think they call it an Easter eggs, So.
Speaker 1: What Easter egg of ours are you referring to? There
Speaker 1: could be gas lighting, as she might not know.
Speaker 3: The one that I like noticed was the Mona Lisa
Speaker 3: in the background, and at first I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: that's nice, like that's kind of random, and then I
Speaker 3: zoomed in and I was like, is that Jeneral? And
Speaker 3: I literally like googled the real Mona Lisa just to
Speaker 3: double check. I wasn't like losing my mind and I'm like, no,
Speaker 3: that is Jenneral. And then I later found out it
Speaker 3: was like a music video reference.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so I'm Beyonce Mitch's jay Z and she's
Speaker 1: the Mona Jenna. Yeah beautiful, And I'm so glad you've
Speaker 1: told me that it took you a while to realize
Speaker 1: it's Jenna, because that's actually what I wanted. When I
Speaker 1: spoke to Sam, who was editing the artwork, I said,
Speaker 1: can you try and make it so subtle that it
Speaker 1: takes people a while?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: Funny, Mitchell.
Speaker 3: That's why I was like, is that Jennal or someone else? Like,
Speaker 3: who else?
Speaker 1: It's Jenna, And you can imagine us trying to explain
Speaker 1: what we're trying to achieve to the photographer being like said,
Speaker 1: Jenna just sit there with a really emotionless face. There's
Speaker 1: just no expression, and the photographer's kind of like, do
Speaker 1: you want to smile? Do you want a nice one?
Speaker 2: That was very stressful for us to try to get
Speaker 2: the mess. He was amazing though.
Speaker 1: You love him.
Speaker 2: Also, you've been there, but I was just at the
Speaker 2: Mona Lisa in December or January, and it's like, bang on.
Speaker 2: If you look at the artwork, there's the railing, there's
Speaker 2: the the wallpapers the same.
Speaker 1: I couldn't believe how good of a job sand did.
Speaker 2: The contracept you've diaphram, Sam, we love it. Who suit
Speaker 2: you like better?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Pink or blue?
Speaker 3: I don't know. They're both really nice.
Speaker 2: They're both very similar. Actually they're not the same cut.
Speaker 1: I don't know if this is an Easter egg, but
Speaker 1: it's a secret. I suppose if Mitch Cherry were to
Speaker 1: do with Fox News twelve in that suit, you would
Speaker 1: see that there were fucking bulldog clips holding it back
Speaker 1: because he did not buy a new suit for the occasion.
Speaker 1: It was one from when he was forty Quilos heavy.
Speaker 3: Eye reduced for use recycle.
Speaker 1: Like like, I offered to buy him a new one
Speaker 1: because I fucking shouted myself on the video that pink
Speaker 1: suit you did.
Speaker 2: We said, well, that's by ourselves.
Speaker 1: Want a new one. You're like, oh, I've got one
Speaker 1: that should work. It's blue, and I said, perfect, it's
Speaker 1: a blue suit. Anyway. We didn't factor ring that we
Speaker 1: need to bulldog clip it on.
Speaker 2: No, it wasn't even one from my days. It was
Speaker 2: from like maybe eight weeks ago. But I've lost more since.
Speaker 1: Yea, too stupid.
Speaker 2: It was done, and you like it. I think it's
Speaker 2: a nice new era, Emma.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it looks it looks so professional.
Speaker 1: Thanks, I'm very impressed.
Speaker 2: Thanks professional. Well, thank you for noticing the eggs.
Speaker 3: Well, obviously you are.
Speaker 1: We lost your there, We lost you there? Are you there?
Speaker 3: Hello?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You're still saying how professional we are as our audio
Speaker 2: equipment does.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: I think that's a running out of credit or something. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, call up Dodo or Angry John and get some credit.
Speaker 1: Anyway, Emma, while you can still hear us, Jenna will
Speaker 1: still be doing the price keeping stuff so she'll send
Speaker 1: you a little something to say, thank you for coming
Speaker 1: on the podcast today, love your darl and thank you
Speaker 1: for listening to this podcast. Thank you for listening to
Speaker 1: trash ally I'll say it. Of course that's good.
Speaker 2: It needed to listen, so it's nice to listen. Clearly
Speaker 2: not enough, just canceled by Spotify.
Speaker 1: Wow. Thanks.
Speaker 2: I I enjoy your weekend, are you? I said weekend?
Speaker 2: It's not even anywhere near the weekend.
Speaker 1: It's Monday.
Speaker 2: It's Monday. She was such a cutie.
Speaker 1: Did I tell you that? I got a comment on
Speaker 1: my Instagram from that photoshoots saying, babe, you really need
Speaker 1: I saw to color match your skin better. Your ears,
Speaker 1: face and neck are completely different colors. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: am I blind because I can't see what she's talking about. Sorry,
Speaker 1: can I clarify when I say I saw that, I
Speaker 1: saw the comment. I did not see it. I tried it.
Speaker 1: I was looking closely too, and I was also like,
Speaker 1: how the fuck does one alter the color of their ear.
Speaker 2: I'm looking at it now. I think they were just
Speaker 2: being a bit of a bitch.
Speaker 1: Well, she did say, oh, not being rude, love you.
Speaker 1: I say this in a loving way. Blah blah blah,
Speaker 1: bah blah. But yeah, I don't see what she's seeing
Speaker 1: at all.
Speaker 2: I've got the only thing I can have got up
Speaker 2: in front of me is potentially both our chests are
Speaker 2: a different color to our faces.
Speaker 1: I tried so hard to put extra layers of fake
Speaker 1: tan on the chest, but I don't know why. It
Speaker 1: just doesn't take there.
Speaker 2: Mine looks match a little match. Em I needed a
Speaker 2: bit of work.
Speaker 1: This is so self absorbed. But just sitting here looking
Speaker 1: at photos of ourselves on the podcast.
Speaker 2: My wallpaper on my phone. Look up, all right, let's go.
Speaker 1: Sure, let's get out of him. Thanks for listening, idiots.
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Speaker 1: This is from Ozzie Luise Lovely My hairdresser introduced me
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Speaker 2: Uh huh.
Speaker 1: She said that she went to see Midelcoomb's life. I
Speaker 1: said who. She immediately got her phone out and showed
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Speaker 1: Can't wait to go to bed and listen to the podcast.
Speaker 2: I laugh, I cry.
Speaker 1: I just love it. These guys are perfect together, the
Speaker 1: way they bounce off each other, and Jenner is the bonus.
Speaker 1: I'm only up to episode thirty, so I have a
Speaker 1: long way to go. Brilliant. Well, I hope you're still listening.
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Speaker 2: The what country?
Speaker 1: Good old word of mouth still works, huh, doesn't it? Ever?
Speaker 2: I wonder for hair dress is yours your cousin Tina,
Speaker 2: whatever his name is?
Speaker 1: Huh, who's your hairdresser? Ah, Francesco, There's no fucking way
Speaker 1: he listens. He's so shit with technology.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, missing. He was the real Kate Middleton before Cape.
Speaker 1: He was for me.
Speaker 2: All right, we love you, Thanks for listening. Idiots, will
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Speaker 1: by a couple of mitches.
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Speaker 1: Welcome to Ady, Debrief our secret second. On the end,
Speaker 1: we pretend the show's done, but it's not. We talk
Speaker 1: shit here, aren't gets a couple of people with eighty
Speaker 1: eh to d having a debrief.
Speaker 2: Now, let me talk to you and debrief to you.
Speaker 2: Mitchell about Orange in the Inner West, New South Wales.
Speaker 1: It's gorgeous.
Speaker 2: I love it. It's really it's beautiful. I went berry picking.
Speaker 2: I picked fresh berry.
Speaker 1: Fuck. That's the most orange thing.
Speaker 2: Ever showing Mitchell photo.
Speaker 1: Did you go in autumn?
Speaker 2: It's fucking gold us even in the winter in the
Speaker 2: with like a town chapel nice. Yeah, although we go
Speaker 2: out or anything, Yeah, we did. We went to a
Speaker 2: bar on the main street of Orange called Hey Rosie.
Speaker 1: Oh I've never even heard of that one.
Speaker 2: Then there's one that sounds like a slur.
Speaker 1: That's his hotel Orange, but everyone calls it the home.
Speaker 2: Went to the Cannobolist as well.
Speaker 1: Are you doing a pub crawl or something?
Speaker 2: When we went we went there was ever three nights
Speaker 2: went to we had the pizza. It somewhere. We went
Speaker 2: to a beautiful place I don't remember for breakfast. All
Speaker 2: recommendations from idiots. I've got to say thing, the idiots
Speaker 2: that listened to the show that sent me recommendations.
Speaker 1: We've had so many Orange idiots.
Speaker 2: We have a lot of Orange idiots. Yeah. I loved it,
Speaker 2: And you know what I like. I think I've come
Speaker 2: to learn that I love the cold.
Speaker 1: And I love the rain, like I can't wait.
Speaker 2: It was drizzly and it was cold and like you're
Speaker 2: cuddly and you're wearing sweaters and like you know when
Speaker 2: you're in a new relationship. It's all that loved up.
Speaker 2: It was just like everything I needed. It was a
Speaker 2: beautiful weekend away. And I saw a sign that said
Speaker 2: Parks Forbes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go on the Mitchell Highway. I believe
Speaker 1: it is on the Mitchell Highway.
Speaker 2: And I said that to Steve, and I'm what do
Speaker 2: you think give you on this highway?
Speaker 1: Is that what?
Speaker 2: Self obsessed? But yeah, it was a little on that
Speaker 2: round about the left turn to Parks and Forbes.
Speaker 1: That's my hood, Yeah, my oldhood, I should say. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: so how far is Bogan Gate from Orange? Like an hour,
Speaker 1: hour and a half.
Speaker 2: Nothing at all. Yeah, I think I'm making one more
Speaker 2: trip there before he comes home. So maybe our message
Speaker 2: would Jane come meet me at like Orange and Orange?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I'm sure if you asked it nicely.
Speaker 1: But would you do the same for her if she
Speaker 1: went to Orange and said, Mitch, meet me. It's the
Speaker 1: halfway point, well, no more than halfway to be honest.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if she came to Sydney and meet up with her.
Speaker 2: Last time I met up with Jane, it was a hoot.
Speaker 2: She threatened to kill I.
Speaker 1: We'll go and see if she see if she jumps
Speaker 1: at the offer.
Speaker 2: Maybe message how did her Apple Watch go or her
Speaker 2: Samsung Galaxy Watch? Because you messaged me.
Speaker 1: I jumped the gun because my sister didn't come home
Speaker 1: for the birthday, so we decided we'd all give it
Speaker 1: to her on eas stuff. We haven't given it to
Speaker 1: her yet, so I hope she hasn't fucking listened.
Speaker 2: You mentioned on the show.
Speaker 1: I did, and I told her I do not listen
Speaker 1: to the most recent episode please, because I said, we've
Speaker 1: got a smart watch, but we haven't given it to me.
Speaker 2: If someone told me not to listen to an episode
Speaker 2: because there was an it was the reveal of a gift.
Speaker 2: I'd listened to that episode.
Speaker 1: I mean, she's stopped enough hints. She probably knows what
Speaker 1: she's getting.
Speaker 2: Totally and sixtieth, it's a big birthday.
Speaker 1: What did I get my mom? Oh? We took it
Speaker 1: a fucking Hawaii? Oh for fox sake?
Speaker 2: Now, but it's what she wants.
Speaker 1: Wait, she all over my presence.
Speaker 2: If she wanted a Galaxy Watch, we would have gotten
Speaker 2: a Galaxy Watch, but she wanted Hawaii. It was worse anyway. Anyway,
Speaker 2: doesn't it go in to that?
Speaker 1: Can I admit something to you that happened at the
Speaker 1: Newcastle Shows that it's not even funny. I'm so embarrassed
Speaker 1: about it. So you know, I said that I misgendered someone.
Speaker 1: I thought that Hayley's partner was a man, and I said, oh,
Speaker 1: did you drag him along to their face, even though
Speaker 1: Britt is clearly woman. Yep. There was one moment where
Speaker 1: I interacted with someone at one of the shows. Asked
Speaker 1: them their name. They told me, and their voice was
Speaker 1: a bit slurred, and so I assumed, Oh, someone's had
Speaker 1: a few drinks already. I love it, you're already drunk,
Speaker 1: and the friends that they were with sort of looked
Speaker 1: at me like, what do you call this? The cutthroat thing? Like, yeah, cutthroat.
Speaker 1: And then after a bit more back and forth, it
Speaker 1: became clear to me that they were not drunk, and
Speaker 1: that wasn't the reason that their speech wasn't the clearest,
Speaker 1: And god, didn't I feel like a fucking would follow that?
Speaker 1: Oh my god. It was like Madonna's moment on stage.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, when she's telling someone to get up and
Speaker 1: dance when they're in a wheelchair.
Speaker 2: Mitchell, she was in a stadium. You were how many
Speaker 2: pa many rows was in this theater? Could you see
Speaker 2: them by the eye?
Speaker 1: Excuse me? Why aren't you on my side here? I
Speaker 1: was mortified. I started with you enough, and I was
Speaker 1: really hoping that they were going to stick around after
Speaker 1: the show so I could apologize, but they didn't. So
Speaker 1: if you happen to be listening right now, I'm very sorry.
Speaker 1: I shouldn't have said when I said it was wrong.
Speaker 1: I hope I didn't cause any embarras. It takes a
Speaker 1: big man for you, because I was fucking mortified with myself.
Speaker 2: Two bloody faux pas in one show, Mitchell, it's not
Speaker 2: like you.
Speaker 1: You're normally very on it more than the same show.
Speaker 1: I don't think. Oh but yeah, oh right, you did
Speaker 1: two shows. It would have been enough to throw me
Speaker 1: if I did it. I did three shows far round. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was my first time ever doing two shows in
Speaker 1: one night.
Speaker 2: How did you go? Am youre telling me you're doing that?
Speaker 2: You've never done it before.
Speaker 1: I had a six pm and then a nine pm
Speaker 1: and I coped just fine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what did you do in between the two shows?
Speaker 1: That's when I was doing the meat and greet stuff
Speaker 1: getting photos, and then I had like maybe half an
Speaker 1: hour to prepare for the next show, and I was
Speaker 1: worried that I was gonna do my usual and like
Speaker 1: have one too many Roise's and then accidentally write myself
Speaker 1: off and then have to get back on fucking stage.
Speaker 1: I was fine, Yeah, I just got the non alcoholic
Speaker 1: rose and then the only drink I had between the
Speaker 1: shows was an espresso martini.
Speaker 2: Oh, which is a perfect drink.
Speaker 1: I say, Oh, it was absolutely perfect.
Speaker 2: Wait, so what show is better six pm or nine pm?
Speaker 1: Depends why you look at it. Yeah, nine pm was
Speaker 1: more rowdy, and so I mean people in the audience
Speaker 1: might not have noticed, but because there were so many
Speaker 1: fucking people interrupting me. Even though I encouraged the audience interaction,
Speaker 1: I was like, Jesus Christ, give them an inch. There
Speaker 1: were so many people interrupting me that I kept losing
Speaker 1: my way and I did it all out of order
Speaker 1: by accident because they kept throwing me. And Oscar, because
Speaker 1: he's seen the show so many times, he knew that
Speaker 1: I was doing it in the wrong order. I'm hoping
Speaker 1: that people there wouldn't have noticed because it was a
Speaker 1: smooth recovery for me. I'm a coroach, no doubt. Oscar
Speaker 1: was like, no, you did a good job getting back
Speaker 1: on track. Took it wasn't the right track, but you
Speaker 1: got back.
Speaker 2: You're on it.
Speaker 1: So I ended up doing it all out of order,
Speaker 1: but it was It was probably fine, I'm sure, but
Speaker 1: I was a bit like, ah, fuck.
Speaker 2: Those things when you do on live stuff like the
Speaker 2: audience don't know. They don't know what the original unless
Speaker 2: they've seen the show a hundred times.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no one they had seen it gone oh good.
Speaker 2: So what are your next shows?
Speaker 1: I don't know yet. There's a few TBC potentially, Darwin
Speaker 1: potentially dubboah potentially sitting in Melbourne again. It could be
Speaker 1: great because there's a bunch of people that didn't see
Speaker 1: Water Off a Duck's Clit in Sydney and Melbourne last year,
Speaker 1: so I'm bringing it back. But also it's changed a
Speaker 1: lot since then.
Speaker 2: Is it the same name?
Speaker 1: Yeap, water Off a Duck's Clit steel, But because I
Speaker 1: started in Sydney and Melbourne last year, a lot of
Speaker 1: things have changed along the way. So it's the new
Speaker 1: and improved deluxe addition or water off a duck Clit
Speaker 1: straight into it's.
Speaker 2: A Duck's pit.
Speaker 1: I was thinking that my next show should be another
Speaker 1: idiom with a body part inserted.
Speaker 2: You income, you lose come?
Speaker 1: What about like barking up the wrong Ah? Yes, that's
Speaker 1: very vulgar, you guys product. I think I could put
Speaker 1: the sea word in the title. I might not get
Speaker 1: away with that. The balls in your no use crying
Speaker 1: over fucked milk?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, the apple doesn't fall far from a car.
Speaker 1: That's shocking. That is so bad. Oh, there's got to
Speaker 1: be more.
Speaker 2: Hang on like the apple of my eye, the apple
Speaker 2: of my A lot of apple related ones with me?
Speaker 1: What about fuck on? The bandwagon, just like insert at
Speaker 1: you know, like jump on the bandwagon. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's yeah, that's an idiom.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to google it.
Speaker 1: By the skin of my dick, that's good.
Speaker 2: I like that.
Speaker 1: No skin off my flap?
Speaker 2: Oh, no skin off my flaps, that's good.
Speaker 1: What is it meant to be? Skin on my teeth?
Speaker 1: Give you just a gross mental image.
Speaker 2: By the skin of my teeth, there's no skin on
Speaker 2: the teeth. I think that must be the joke.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what they're getting at all.
Speaker 2: Right, Look, shall we go? We can't keep brainstorming.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we may as well. I think you should. Really,
Speaker 1: we'll see if Jane's back on Wednesday potentially. If not,
Speaker 1: we will be here always, always, yep, steadfast.
Speaker 2: You know, neither of us have had a siki for
Speaker 2: a while.
Speaker 1: You're right, I've never had a siky on holiday. And
Speaker 1: then I forced you to take it off. No, that
Speaker 1: wasn't a sick either. That was a holiday. Oh you're
Speaker 1: on holiday, you're in and I still made an appearance.
Speaker 1: You did make an appearance at least one of the
Speaker 1: first ten minutes, so I can say that I've never
Speaker 1: been absent. I could have tapped out, but you know
Speaker 1: I could have. Yeah, a lot of people thought that
Speaker 1: Sean and I broke up on that New Zealand trip
Speaker 1: because remember I said to you, I'll explain why I've
Speaker 1: done a sudden getaway overseas. It will require a group
Speaker 1: therapy segment.
Speaker 2: Yeah, everyone thought it was.
Speaker 1: Everyone thought that's it was going to be a breakup.
Speaker 1: And that's why when overseas, because I was so broken hearted.
Speaker 1: That's not what I meant. I just meant that our
Speaker 1: therapist was encouraging me to do more playful things. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the whole silly goose era. And that's why when my
Speaker 1: friend said let's go overseas, I was like, yeah, funk,
Speaker 1: let's go for it. That's what I meant that I
Speaker 1: figured out later that's how the roomor started.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course you started it yourself.
Speaker 1: Didn't mean to. Yeah, we're not We've not broken up.
Speaker 1: I'm pregnant.
Speaker 2: In fact, congrats his Muscado.
Speaker 1: Anyway, we hope this podcast made you feel at least
Speaker 1: two percent better today.
Speaker 2: That's all so we do, so we do. Thanks for listening, idiots.
Speaker 2: We'll see you very soon.
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