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Speaker 1: In honor of the Platinum Jubilee. We have an Englishman. Hey,

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Speaker 1: did you hear about the englishman in here?

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Speaker 2: Did you hear about that thing? The ingenious new what's

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Speaker 2: it called? What's the expression for it? I found it

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Speaker 2: on the news and if you've been on Twitter this morning,

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Speaker 2: you might have been greeted with the post proclaiming happy.

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Speaker 3: Platty jubes.

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Speaker 2: Everything. Yeah, this is the enginery of the British public,

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Speaker 2: the British archa, the nickname everything, calling it the platta jubes.

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Speaker 3: Isn't that brilliant?

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Speaker 4: Get some commemorative jubes.

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Speaker 2: It take. I can't tell if it's I can't tell

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Speaker 2: if it's disrespectful that I don't Yeah, it's a bit

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Speaker 2: if you've.

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Speaker 3: Been knocking about that longing.

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Speaker 1: Really, isn't it? I mean, just you can say platinum Jubilee.

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Speaker 3: I want to just the one. I want to hear

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Speaker 3: say it.

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Speaker 2: She does it in the if she does it in

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Speaker 2: her speech at Christmas, you.

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Speaker 5: All for coming out to the pubes.

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Speaker 3: Makes a hashtag easier if it's an abbreviation cheer.

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Speaker 5: Brooch for the old platty jubes regards queasy easy the

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Speaker 5: best vibe, It's vibe.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's brilliant, but it's admixed.

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Speaker 4: I think some people think that it's disrespectful.

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Speaker 2: It sounds too anatomical to me. You reckon, Yeah, doesn't

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Speaker 2: it sound? It sounds like body parts done it the

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Speaker 2: Queen's platty tubes.

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Speaker 3: You don't want, you don't need that. But some people,

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Speaker 3: some people have called it a cringe and a crime.

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Speaker 4: Cringe, but I don't.

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Speaker 1: Think it's a crime at least I see you guys

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Speaker 1: doing it. We're usually the ones that shorten everything.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, if you look at it will be

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Speaker 3: trending though, it'll be everywhere. Yeah it is. Well, apparently

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Speaker 3: that's what happened.

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Speaker 2: It went, It went big on Twitter, and some people

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Speaker 2: only became interested one person. I wasn't interested at all

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Speaker 2: until it's been renamed the Plata Tubes.

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Speaker 3: Now I'm all over it. Stick the union jack on

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Speaker 3: my forehead, thank you.

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Speaker 1: The p jube So that's that's the worse.

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Speaker 3: It's more body part that. Yeah, that sounds like a

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Speaker 3: disordered and that's a neurologist thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you've

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Speaker 3: got I'm afraid you've got the p jubes.

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Speaker 2: That's gonna hurt looking at your sample, but there's a

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Speaker 2: dube in that that appears to Philip A.

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Speaker 3: Couple of dubes there, sir, Did you see the queen

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Speaker 3: on the balcony?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 3: I didn't. I miss I miss all of that stuff?

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Speaker 3: Was it? I didn't even know when it was? Has

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Speaker 3: it been recent?

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Speaker 4: Don't worry. It started I think night and it will

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Speaker 4: continue through until the end of the weekend. I believe

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Speaker 4: in what when's w a j that's Monday?

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Speaker 3: That's Monday.

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Speaker 2: I like that, like that's coincided nicely. So they get

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Speaker 2: that out of the way, and then w goes yeah,

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Speaker 2: but never mind.

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Speaker 4: That it's we've got yeah w a oh yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 3: What what platty wad?

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Speaker 2: Somebody said, uh they go and Jubilee being called the

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Speaker 2: plata dubes might be the worst thing to have ever

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Speaker 2: happened in my lifetime. And yeahs and yet I've started

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Speaker 2: whispering it to myself.

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Speaker 3: Who are these people?

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Speaker 2: Isn't it?

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Speaker 3: Did you do get stuff stuck in your head like that?

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Speaker 3: You can't get rid of it? The platy tubes has

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Speaker 3: been one of them for me.

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Speaker 4: It's going to be for me all weekend.

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Speaker 1: See it reported on which will be many times I'm

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Speaker 1: going to hear it in my head.

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Speaker 2: Mildred when because we moved into the the flats again.

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Speaker 2: Now she had a kettle. She likes all that smeg stuff. Yes,

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Speaker 2: you has tastes, yeah, yeah, yes, yes, that's quite yes

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Speaker 2: quite try usually got matching coffee tables, haven't you.

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Speaker 4: That's right, we have too, Yes, people have.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're very Yes, she's into all midd.

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Speaker 4: With Mildred.

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Speaker 3: Kildred.

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Speaker 2: She's got all that meg stuff. And she bought the

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Speaker 2: kettle at one point and it turned up and it said,

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Speaker 2: sme what. Yeah, No, I don't think it was a

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Speaker 2: knockof I think it was a mistake. She got to

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Speaker 2: be the people she sent it back, and no, I

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Speaker 2: know it's her biggest regret. Yes, but every time I

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Speaker 2: make a cup of tea on that, it's like, that's

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Speaker 2: what I whispered to me, which has become like it's

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Speaker 2: like a habit.

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Speaker 3: Now it's like Pavlov's dog. Do you think someone that

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Speaker 3: s make was trying to abbreviate it to be cool

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Speaker 3: and they got it wrong, because it's still the same way.

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Speaker 4: She didn't keep it.

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Speaker 6: I know.

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Speaker 4: I love to know what it's worth.

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Speaker 3: I know, yeah, yeah, the new Gaff in June, where

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Speaker 3: it belong.

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Speaker 4: This is true, has a tub.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Oh I've missed it as well because I was living

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Speaker 2: in a one bedroom flat and it only had a shower,

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Speaker 2: and I didn't realize how much I would miss having

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Speaker 2: a bath. In fact, there was a stage there for

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Speaker 2: a little while where I would have occasionally go to

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Speaker 2: an old tael.

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Speaker 4: Just to get just to have a bath. I understand.

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Speaker 3: I've done that.

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Speaker 4: I've got a bath at my place and I love

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Speaker 4: a bar.

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Speaker 3: Oh, come for a bath. It's lovely, it's luxurious to

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Speaker 3: be home.

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Speaker 2: It just it just well, it feels weird because when

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Speaker 2: I didn't have a bath, people were going, you can

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Speaker 2: have a bath at our house and I was like, no,

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Speaker 2: that's weird.

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Speaker 3: Turn up for a bath.

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Speaker 4: I don't feel quite right.

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Speaker 3: You like a bath there?

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Speaker 4: I love it?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I love it.

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Speaker 4: Full of bits.

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Speaker 3: A lot of people don't like full of bits sorry,

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Speaker 3: like like bubble.

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Speaker 1: About and that's stuff that's you know, relaxing green stuff.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I love that. Yeah, it's got to be. You've

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Speaker 3: got that green stuff. People don't. You could do a

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Speaker 3: bit of that. It's wrong with that if you were

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Speaker 3: for a bath John's. If you were a bath, if

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Speaker 3: you went to a b of Johnny's, right you gave

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Speaker 3: me the key, would you scrub it like a superscrubber

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Speaker 3: before you leave it?

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Speaker 4: Yes? But I'll tell you what, when you fill it

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Speaker 4: with the bits, you don't have to scrub as much.

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Speaker 3: Take it right? Well, I haven't that. I haven't that

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Speaker 3: much experience. It is nice, though.

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Speaker 2: I don't like those people that don't like them, do

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Speaker 2: you know what I mean? They go people, people go, oh,

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Speaker 2: you can't be having a bath. You just you sit

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Speaker 2: there in your own filth?

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Speaker 4: Are you doing?

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Speaker 2: If that is the case, what were you doing before

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Speaker 2: you got in the bath? Sitting on the milk that's

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Speaker 2: on you, you're sitting on the couch with it.

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Speaker 3: And how much filth are you accumulating?

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Speaker 6: Do you think that you're sitting in film in a

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Speaker 6: filth kingdom? All of a twist, wouldn't Yeah, water goes

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Speaker 6: dark gray.

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Speaker 3: Enjoyed me. I was tired.

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Speaker 2: I got all my difficult day. Things were going wrong

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Speaker 2: at work. The stencil machine nearly caught fire, and well

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Speaker 2: there was this st like we started smelling like a

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Speaker 2: burning smell, and we had to stop for a bit.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, now we need to get a new stensil machine.

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Speaker 2: And they're not They're not readily available anywhere as it happened,

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Speaker 2: so by the end of the day, I was defeated.

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Speaker 2: I was like, I'm having a bath, and Mildred was like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: go on, go in there and have a bath. She

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Speaker 2: got me little candles and everything. She gave me a

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Speaker 2: bath bomb, which is not as terroristic as it sounds.

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Speaker 2: It's just really it's just bobbles.

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Speaker 3: I didn't know what it was.

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Speaker 2: I didn't know what this dissolved anyway. I did that,

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Speaker 2: and I mean, I don't. I don't have the proper

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Speaker 2: day spark ear.

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Speaker 3: I couldn't.

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Speaker 2: I had no cucumba to put on me. I used

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Speaker 2: a couple of slices of cherry that would do just

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Speaker 2: anything in circular. I think it still works. I was

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Speaker 2: on there, I had my candles, I was sort of

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Speaker 2: it was very happy there. I must have been in

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Speaker 2: there an hour and a half.

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Speaker 3: I loved it.

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Speaker 2: But a weird thing happened because I get out right.

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Speaker 2: It nearly burnt myself getting out because I forgot that

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Speaker 2: it was like like a row of the little tea

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Speaker 2: candle things.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you know.

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Speaker 2: I mean it's very it was very fancy, proper getting

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Speaker 2: in touch with me, in effeminine with it.

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Speaker 3: I was like, this is moving all the candles and

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Speaker 3: stuff like that.

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Speaker 2: After I finished, and then I'm out on the couch

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Speaker 2: there for a couple of hours, We're watching TV. I

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Speaker 2: had a couple of tea and stuff like that. I

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Speaker 2: looked at me and I thought I had like a

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Speaker 2: massive blister and it was candle wack. Like I freaked

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Speaker 2: out for a minute from where I put my finger

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Speaker 2: in a candle moving it and I thought I ended

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Speaker 2: up with a blister on my candle wax.

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Speaker 4: I can't get past the picture of you with.

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Speaker 3: So yeah, oh yeah, you got to do it all proper.

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Speaker 2: And then I thought, did it because if you don't,

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Speaker 2: if you don't take a picture of your legs in

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Speaker 2: the Instagram with a self care hashtag did it really

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Speaker 2: happen that night?

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Speaker 4: On that night?

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Speaker 3: If you're interested in yeah, bring you on radar.

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Speaker 2: We'll get a yeah, we'll start a little service. We'll

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Speaker 2: get all the gear, get your chirpsed up if you want, yeah, whatever,

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Speaker 2: cold acute bring them around for just bring the board,

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Speaker 2: slap them on your face.

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Speaker 3: You can enjoy some luxury