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Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell's show podcast.

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Speaker 1: I when I came into the work sun right in

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Speaker 1: this building that we work in in Richmond, there's some

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Speaker 1: building work going on at the moment, and I saw

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Speaker 1: that the lights were on. I thought, they can't be

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Speaker 1: any trades in there. Now it's you know, it's ten

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Speaker 1: to six. I looked in the window and there were

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Speaker 1: two guys. Now only were they at work, they were

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Speaker 1: both in shorts. I was stunned and impressed.

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Speaker 2: Right, yesterday, did I hear?

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 2: Coldest day Melbourne in five years.

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Speaker 3: Matt's freezing yesterday, like chill to the bone stuff yesterday.

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Speaker 1: So they knew yesterday's probably gonna be another cold day

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Speaker 1: again today. But they still stuck with the shorts.

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Speaker 3: And they don't wear those like they don't wear three

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Speaker 3: quarter pans Like these are real.

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Speaker 2: Like wham, George Michael.

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Speaker 1: They're real high up on the hemline, a testicle could

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Speaker 1: pop out.

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Speaker 2: Oh you can see one of the golden eggs. But

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Speaker 2: they are like they're physical jobs, so they're probably.

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Speaker 3: Still five degrees. It must be like an ego thing, right,

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Speaker 3: so it can't be like a bile.

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Speaker 2: One of the guys get this.

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Speaker 1: One of the guys had gloves, so he's obviously feeding

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Speaker 1: the colds that put gloves on for the legs sixpence.

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Speaker 2: Feeling it.

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Speaker 1: The hands aren't the problems, those knees and the hamstrings.

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Speaker 3: And it's everywhere.

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Speaker 2: I've seen it a lot as well.

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Speaker 3: It's a real trady like badge of honor. And I

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Speaker 3: don't understand it, like you're allowed to wear pants.

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Speaker 2: I think it's an ego thing for trades.

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Speaker 1: So I want to know who else this morning, right

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Speaker 1: now is in shorts nine four one four one oh

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Speaker 1: four three. And the other question is why it's head

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Speaker 1: of cold out there today.

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Speaker 2: Pretty cold Christian Connell Show podcast, In.

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Speaker 1: This very cold weather this morning, who are still in shorts?

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Speaker 1: I was stunned, incredulous this morning seeing two trades at

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Speaker 1: work wearing shorts yesterday colder stain five years. Who else

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Speaker 1: is still rocking their shorts today at work? Nine four

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Speaker 1: one four one oh four three? And why Christian tim

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Speaker 1: in packing him in shorts? The old meat and vege

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Speaker 1: gets too warm in pants. Never ever message me about

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Speaker 1: that again.

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Speaker 2: They get too cold in shorts too, familiars. While you

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Speaker 2: get some shorts, it is none of my business.

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Speaker 1: All this radio shows about the temperature of people's genitals.

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Speaker 1: I thought we'd made that crystal pea on the show

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Speaker 1: by now. Maybe put something up online or some advertising

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Speaker 1: or some billboards about this.

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Speaker 2: That is foul. Christian.

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Speaker 1: If you're a chippy like me that gets through the

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Speaker 1: entire year in shorts, it definitely asserts dominance over the

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Speaker 1: other weaker tradees. I don't even own work pounds, just

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Speaker 1: three pairs of shorts.

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Speaker 2: Legs.

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Speaker 3: Should we start wearing shorts?

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Speaker 2: I couldn't imagine Christian in shorts.

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Speaker 1: This is too cold right now. I'm wearing shorts. I

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Speaker 1: do every day except when I'm feeling a bit crook.

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Speaker 1: Can't really explain why. I just prefer them, and Christian.

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Speaker 1: I'm also wearing gloves, like one of those trades you saw.

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Speaker 1: That's a bit that makes me laugh. It's the little

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Speaker 1: days of gloves. If you're so tough, Yeah, gloves, Christian.

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Speaker 1: I own one pair of pants for weddings and or funerals.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Steve, not asserting dominance at the funeral, No.

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Speaker 1: No, no, it takes a day off there from dominance. Christian,

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Speaker 1: my scaffolder. I wear shorts every day. Not only does

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Speaker 1: it help you climatize. I never heard of phrase out that,

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Speaker 1: but also contains my plumber's crack again not my business, contains.

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Speaker 2: My plumbers crack.

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Speaker 1: And if I wear because he continues, contains my plumbers

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Speaker 1: crack remix crack crack, crack, crack, plummers crack. If I

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Speaker 1: wear pants, they're constantly punning down and my crackers revealed.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, Christian had rather cold legs than a cold crack.

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Speaker 2: WHI motto for life. I mean that is wisdom there,

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Speaker 2: rather cold legs than a cold crack.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's find out who else is in shorts

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Speaker 1: right now when it is head of cold out there

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Speaker 1: this morning. Good morning too, Good morning to Mitch, morning,

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Speaker 1: Christian morning cut, Hey mate, how are you?

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Speaker 2: Good morning? Mitch and Mitch. You're in shorts right now,

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Speaker 2: in shorts right now? And then is that all year round, Mitch?

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Speaker 2: Because it is cold this week?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, no, you're not wrong, it's very cold, like I

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Speaker 4: wear shorts all year round and hardly ever wear pants

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Speaker 4: like outside of work.

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Speaker 1: And why is that, Mitch. It's just the thing that

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Speaker 1: you've always done and you don't really think about it. It's

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Speaker 1: just what you wear to work.

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Speaker 4: It's just what I wear to work. But also the

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Speaker 4: bottom half of me just doesn't get cold. We're the

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Speaker 4: top half.

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Speaker 2: What a gift.

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Speaker 1: And so don't you feel the cold like yesterday? Did

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Speaker 1: you feel the cold? You know, if you're in shorts,

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Speaker 1: you feel the draft.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you definitely feel it. I was important to

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Speaker 4: year today and my hands were almost purple. My hands

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Speaker 4: were cold, but my legs were completely fine.

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Speaker 2: Wow. What a look for the point for the ports.

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Speaker 2: All those posh people down.

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Speaker 1: There, The purple handed man is on the loose browling around.

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Speaker 2: I love it.

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Speaker 1: Mitch, have a nice weekend. I'll send you one of

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Speaker 1: our show beanies. Oh stick it on your knees, all right, Mitch,

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Speaker 1: have a nice weekend. Let's go to Jack here. Good

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Speaker 1: morning Jack. Nice to speak to a Jack who's up

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Speaker 1: and around in live.

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Speaker 5: Good morning boys.

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Speaker 2: Is it the golf cross right now? Good morning Jack?

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Speaker 2: Good morning Jack. You're in shorts, mate?

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Speaker 5: Of course I am always standing outside in my source

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Speaker 5: at the moment. O.

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Speaker 2: God, I'm in.

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Speaker 1: Awe of that. And what do you do with your trade?

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Speaker 1: Are you working outdoors all down the site?

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Speaker 5: I'm so luckily I get to spend most of the

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Speaker 5: time in warm headed officers.

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Speaker 4: M.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what are you selling?

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Speaker 1: Unless you're selling shorts or budgie smugglers, you've got to

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Speaker 1: pant up surely to sell people stuff.

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Speaker 5: I get bullied by my customers frequently. I have always

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Speaker 5: ten people by day they ask me how I'm in shorts.

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Speaker 2: You might want to listen to that feedback. I mean,

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Speaker 2: they're they're all saying something.

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Speaker 1: It's quite a sort of quite a ground swell of

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Speaker 1: like Panta what you can ask what do you sell?

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Speaker 2: Jack?

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Speaker 5: I sell caravan parts to manufacturers.

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Speaker 2: I feel that's appropriate outfit. Actually, yeah, you don't like

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Speaker 2: you just come off the countervan park. You're dressed in

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Speaker 2: an outfit.

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Speaker 5: It's a summer outfit.

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Speaker 2: All right, I'll send you one of our show beanies. Jack,

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Speaker 2: have a great weekend.

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Speaker 5: Thank you very much.

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Speaker 1: Caleb. Good morning, Caleb. Okay, Caleb, you in your shorts.

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Speaker 5: Yes, I'll wear those nice skin tight real.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, right.

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Speaker 3: Up.

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Speaker 2: It's more like a mini skirt.

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Speaker 5: They're always riding up. If I have to bring them back,

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Speaker 5: there's more like rags at the moment.

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Speaker 2: Look for the guys on the site, get this basic instinct,

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Speaker 2: like you Christian, Yeah, and and this is all year round.

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Speaker 5: This is you don't Yeah, I've got leg day tonight.

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Speaker 5: So it's really proud of them. Actually, so I always

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Speaker 5: like to show him up.

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Speaker 2: This is what I think it is.

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Speaker 1: I think a lot of trades I've got to be

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Speaker 1: have got amazing thighs, even as even as a happily

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Speaker 1: married man. I can't help it's not looking at the time.

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Speaker 1: You know, you shouldn't go blind, but sometimes you'll see

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Speaker 1: a nice, shapely, thick thie on the man.

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Speaker 2: You can't help yourself. You're doing at least two leg

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Speaker 2: days a week.

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Speaker 3: That's why we're pants in the office, because I'm worried

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Speaker 3: you're just going to be steering at.

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Speaker 1: Judge them, I judge those little spinde legs. Caleb, send

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Speaker 1: me a photo.

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Speaker 2: I send you, I send you, I send you one

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Speaker 2: of our beanie hats.

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Speaker 5: Thank you very much. I do have a flannel on though.

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Speaker 2: Today doesn't matter. All right, We've got the news coming

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Speaker 2: up next. It's enough. Caleb. The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast