WEBVTT - #221: Koala Cake

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<v Speaker 1>This is.

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<v Speaker 2>Just bostood by a couple of mitches. Hello, you delease

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<v Speaker 2>yourself for the rude shocks of young adulthood. How dare

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<v Speaker 2>you leak our company secrets? That's like the newest hiary

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<v Speaker 2>at KFC walking out with a megaphone and going a

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<v Speaker 2>Reghana sta. He is Mitch, Julie and Mitchell coos.

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<v Speaker 1>I like you. I like you.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh now, we're not going to stop down on it.

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<v Speaker 2>I stop down on what that happy birthday?

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you?

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<v Speaker 2>You don't get to because that's just why, because it's

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<v Speaker 2>too much. You got the flowers last week. I think

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<v Speaker 2>it's a lot.

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<v Speaker 3>Flowers aren't a present bread, they were a garnish.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, here it is.

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<v Speaker 3>Jenna gets what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 2>Give you no happy birthday? You know we have to

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<v Speaker 2>celebrate it again.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but at the time of record, it is my

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<v Speaker 3>actual birthday today, so I'm milking it. I'm milking it. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, happy birthday twenty eight.

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<v Speaker 3>I know, which means it's been ten years since my

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<v Speaker 3>eighteenth my first alcoholic drink, and certainly not the last name.

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<v Speaker 1>I know that. You always say that a birthday isn't

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<v Speaker 1>a birthday without a cake.

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<v Speaker 3>I've always said that.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you ever fucking said I've known you for a

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<v Speaker 2>decade and it's.

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<v Speaker 3>So gorgeous the Jenna, remember that I've said.

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<v Speaker 2>That any things you paid for it kidio, are youre welcome.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have access to the kiddio and I never have,

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<v Speaker 1>so I used my own money both.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh well, thank you, Jenna. Oh look at that.

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<v Speaker 2>I found it online and I text Jenna and I

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<v Speaker 2>said he would love this.

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<v Speaker 3>Got involved in all was I mean, since we're being honest, Mitchell,

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<v Speaker 3>you're making a big deal about having given me flowers.

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<v Speaker 3>But then he texted me and asked me to reimburse

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<v Speaker 3>him from the kineo. I had to transfer him from

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<v Speaker 3>my presence and.

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<v Speaker 2>Then I said it reimbursed me it was eighty five,

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<v Speaker 2>and then I checked the receipt it was actually seventy nine.

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<v Speaker 2>I've actually made money.

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<v Speaker 3>He's made money off my perpose.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, you don't have to reimburse me for this.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a coals kwan because it's from fucking Coal's Jenner.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I'm surprised for how expensive these are inflation.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, I'm not fussy, and Jenna's right. I remember one

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<v Speaker 3>year I think it might have been my twenty first

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<v Speaker 3>I went to bed on my actual birthday and I

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<v Speaker 3>was like, something feels wrong, something feels off. And then

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<v Speaker 3>I realized I didn't ever.

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<v Speaker 2>Birth, hadn't had a cake.

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<v Speaker 3>And that's why I make such a point of bringing cake.

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<v Speaker 3>And I don't care if you're on a fucking diet,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm bringing cake.

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<v Speaker 2>One year, my sister Becky did a prank cake where

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<v Speaker 2>she baked it. She like dipped a balloon in white

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<v Speaker 2>chocolate and then popped the balloon and didn't pop the

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<v Speaker 2>blue and the bloom was insight so that I cut

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<v Speaker 2>the cake and it popped and everyone laughed and I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, good prank. Where's the secondary cake? There wasn't one.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh I would have cried.

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<v Speaker 2>So not only was I pranked, which I hate, I

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<v Speaker 2>also didn't have a cake on my birthday.

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<v Speaker 3>But what was surrounding the balloon?

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<v Speaker 2>White chocolate?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, well, you got some white chocolate atah, but you

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<v Speaker 3>don't see that it's a balloon and I thought it

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<v Speaker 3>was a round cake doesn't counted the cake.

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<v Speaker 2>That's exactly what I felt. I was very upset.

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<v Speaker 3>Even like a smash cake that's made of candy doesn't

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<v Speaker 3>count as a birthday cake.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I I don't think count as a

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<v Speaker 2>birthday cake. And sorry toddlers, but Donut King cakes donuts

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<v Speaker 2>in a pyramid.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you remember when Donut King used to create the donuts?

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<v Speaker 1>But they were in the number for my birthday? I

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<v Speaker 1>remember I had that. I remember that one of the

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<v Speaker 1>best cakes I've had.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't I can do a good fucking donut. Oh that's

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<v Speaker 2>the koal.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you so much for this, Jenner. That's very sweet.

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<v Speaker 2>Now you're welcome. I said, I can't find it. I

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<v Speaker 2>want will you go to that nearest Coals. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>care if you've got to go to a Coals Express,

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<v Speaker 2>Like what's a Coals Express?

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<v Speaker 3>And of course you don't drive, mate, I don't care

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<v Speaker 3>if it's a seven to eleven muffin. If it's a

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<v Speaker 3>birthday cake, it still counts.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, now, Jenner, we have plates, but we don't have

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<v Speaker 2>a knife.

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<v Speaker 4>There's a knife there.

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<v Speaker 3>Jenna always has one on here.

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<v Speaker 2>This TELEPROPMT because everything here scripted.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to steal this. You know how I stole

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<v Speaker 3>a knife from the kids office and then I accidentally

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<v Speaker 3>gave it back when I got your cake. Jenna, Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>because I left it in the box. Yes, I realized

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<v Speaker 3>what I'm missing most is not its function as a knife,

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<v Speaker 3>but as a letter opener. I missed it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's actually still here.

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<v Speaker 3>It's blunt though, Mitchell, I use my sharpener. It's better

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<v Speaker 3>off now than it was when I fucking got it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's got chop written on it, like it's clearly like

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<v Speaker 2>a Kmarte knife. It's got chop with an exclamation point.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's been used so much here by the underpaid

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<v Speaker 2>staff that the sea has been you know, rubbed off.

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<v Speaker 2>It just says hop.

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<v Speaker 4>I think it's the ones you know, you get for

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<v Speaker 4>free for having Cole's points.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, it's a Stone collaboration with master Share.

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<v Speaker 3>We might have to eat this off the cloud because

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<v Speaker 3>there's fucking sprinkles going every week, No is there. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>it's got blue sprinkles on this little Kohala face and

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<v Speaker 3>they're going everywhere. Oh no, I'm stressed. It's so cute

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<v Speaker 3>and you know they'll make a big deal if we

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<v Speaker 3>mess up with studio.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, oh God, say the email one person only

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<v Speaker 2>it's personal vendetta or something something. What are you doing

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<v Speaker 2>tonight because we're all seeing you tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 3>Night.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean me and Janey are going You're doing a

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<v Speaker 2>birthday thing?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I was debating. I'm like, my birthday is a Thursday.

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<v Speaker 3>Do I do something on the Thursday night or the

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<v Speaker 3>Friday night? Because everyone might have planned on Friday. But honestly,

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<v Speaker 3>Thursday nights have become the new Friday night. Most people

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<v Speaker 3>work from home on a Friday, so people tend to

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<v Speaker 3>get on a Thursday. Really, yeah, I've noticed that, Like

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<v Speaker 3>if have you been in the Sydney CBD on a

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<v Speaker 3>Thursday night and I'm on air, I've never let the

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<v Speaker 3>true I'm always working. Sorry for rubbing it in, that's

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<v Speaker 3>all right. Well I often go to the Sydney CBD

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<v Speaker 3>of a night when I'm driving fucking Jenna home. That's

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<v Speaker 3>trying to do in the podcast. Oh my god, it's

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<v Speaker 3>hacked with all these people in their bloody work business

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<v Speaker 3>suits getting munted.

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<v Speaker 2>God I missed Thursday night shopping, Like is it still

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<v Speaker 2>a thing? Because I actill ever took part.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I did every week, but I did as a child,

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<v Speaker 1>like after school we would go there, yeah and spend

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<v Speaker 1>time there.

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<v Speaker 3>So it was late night shopping right ye till nine?

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<v Speaker 3>Would the post office stay open late because that's.

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<v Speaker 2>All you really, essential services wouldn't stay open.

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<v Speaker 3>Well that's fucking stupid.

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<v Speaker 4>I know you know you could go to Valley Girl

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<v Speaker 4>and stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>So well, super all the big hitters boy listen, welcome

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<v Speaker 2>to Is it just me? Every show we start the

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<v Speaker 2>same with, and is it just me? Something we've noticed,

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<v Speaker 2>something we hate or appreciate. Mitch does not know mine.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know mitches. We used to hear on the show.

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<v Speaker 2>If you knew celebrate birthdays in a big fashion, we'd

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<v Speaker 2>get celeb guests, they'd big cash, prizes, prizes, it'd be

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<v Speaker 2>a whole big bonanza. But we don't anymore because it's

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<v Speaker 2>just too much pressure on who me. Ah, well, what

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<v Speaker 2>did you do for my birthday that year? Because I

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<v Speaker 2>got you to the big year? Remember we both did one.

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<v Speaker 3>Really, I made a montage of all of our gorgeous

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<v Speaker 3>listeners wishing you happy birthday. Oh yeah, I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>got your now X to send in a birthday message

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<v Speaker 3>and I hit it in the sound effect. You didn't

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<v Speaker 3>know what was coming, so you hit play and you

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<v Speaker 3>cried because it was gorgeous. Yeah, I can't rememb brought

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<v Speaker 3>else so I did.

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<v Speaker 2>There was other ship well, listen, I've got a montage

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<v Speaker 2>to play him. We've had our listeners. It's a bigger

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<v Speaker 2>but this is a listening you didn't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I remember that time you actually played the montage I

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<v Speaker 3>made you and said I made this because it was

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<v Speaker 3>saying happy birthday, Mitch, and it still applied to me.

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<v Speaker 3>That for me, but then it was like, I hope

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<v Speaker 3>you and your boyfriend Hayde and have a good day,

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<v Speaker 3>and told you that's my montage.

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<v Speaker 2>I do have a message from the listeners. Uh, this

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<v Speaker 2>is beautifulness is poignant, so they want to have you

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<v Speaker 2>with Mitchell poignant.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought you said pointnant. I think if it's trying

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<v Speaker 3>to say pertinent and poignant at the same time.

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<v Speaker 2>Poignant poignant. My dad says, it's so annoying. I can't

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<v Speaker 2>think of it. Hold on, I did a recall story.

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<v Speaker 2>It'll come to me. It'll come to me, he always

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<v Speaker 2>says it. That's so annoying.

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<v Speaker 3>You're going to play a thing from listeners.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the audio of the listeners in.

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<v Speaker 3>Thanks, thank you. What was the name that sent that?

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<v Speaker 3>In Fanny Fanny General will send you a take back

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<v Speaker 3>your birthday.

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<v Speaker 2>And jenn Is coming out. I'll think of what my

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<v Speaker 2>dad says. But yeah, and is it just me? Something

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<v Speaker 2>we've noticed? Hatter appreciate, mich doesn't know Mine, I don't know, Mitches.

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<v Speaker 3>Mine is about my birthday. So I made as I'll

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<v Speaker 3>kick things off.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, would you like to go first?

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<v Speaker 3>Sure?

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<v Speaker 2>It is Mine's mine is Miney's about the weather, That's

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<v Speaker 2>all I'm going to say.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't wait for that steak around idiots weather?

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<v Speaker 2>And what is the astrology?

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<v Speaker 1>Too? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Go for a Mitchell? Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 3>Does something seem like a great idea when you're drunk most.

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<v Speaker 2>Most things, Yeah, that's the point of drinking, right, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>But I come up with some real cooked ideas when

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<v Speaker 3>I'm drunk, and at the time I really stand by them.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, yeah, that's a great idea.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know, what have you done?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, because today's my actual birthday. Last night Sean called

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<v Speaker 3>me and said, I'm really really stressed about my present view.

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<v Speaker 3>I said, why, what's wrong? And he goes, well, it's

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<v Speaker 3>something you said a few months ago that you wanted.

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<v Speaker 3>And I was like, well, then how can you go wrong?

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<v Speaker 3>Go for it, get it, and he goes, yeah, but

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<v Speaker 3>we were drunk at the time, and I went, oh, no, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>this could be anything. Yeah, what the fuck did I say?

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<v Speaker 3>And he goes, well, I can't tell you what it

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<v Speaker 3>was because that would spoil it. But I'm just having

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<v Speaker 3>doubts about whether you actually want it or if that

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<v Speaker 3>was a drunk thought.

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<v Speaker 2>And your drunk self, you're very slippy may Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you just talk a lot when you're drunk.

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<v Speaker 3>Nah that I used to be like that. I think

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<v Speaker 3>I've learned to read the room a bit better. I've

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<v Speaker 3>got more to call.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not negative, it's just you. You do get chatting.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I'm not saying it's you. I like drunk.

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<v Speaker 3>I used to run my mouth a lot when I

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<v Speaker 3>was younger.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what was it? Tell us?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, this morning he called me for my actual birthday

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<v Speaker 3>and did the usual Hi, happy birthday, bah, and he goes,

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<v Speaker 3>listen the thing. I was on the fence about that gear.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't end up getting it, but I've got something

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<v Speaker 3>else on the way. I okay, cool, Well now that

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<v Speaker 3>now that you're not getting it, can you tell me

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<v Speaker 3>what you were going to get me?

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<v Speaker 1>Here?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you want to know what my grand idea when

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<v Speaker 3>I was drunk was or singing lessons. He made the

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<v Speaker 3>right hang on, not just singing lessons together.

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<v Speaker 2>Couple singing lets singing I actually think that's really quite sweet. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>where did this come from from within? Because this is

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<v Speaker 2>deeply shit.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>But apparently he was going to book them, and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 3>thank fuck, you did everything. There's just no way I

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<v Speaker 3>would have gone and done that. That sounds horrible. You

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<v Speaker 3>couldn't pay me to go to a couple singing lesson?

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<v Speaker 2>Do they even exist? Or you use it a pipe

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<v Speaker 2>dream that you could do it?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, apparently he was looking into it last night and

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<v Speaker 3>I might leave it. At the last minute, he had

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<v Speaker 3>his finger holding over the mouth, ready to book, and

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<v Speaker 3>then he goes, I just don't know if.

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<v Speaker 2>You actually want I need to google a couple singing

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<v Speaker 2>less Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 3>But you know what, that's not the first time my

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<v Speaker 3>drunk self has had that thought. Do you remember a

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<v Speaker 3>few years ago there was that guy I was dating.

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<v Speaker 3>We were together for like three months or so, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>and on our first date, I said, so, what do

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<v Speaker 3>you do for work? And he goes, I'm a singing teacher.

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<v Speaker 3>And by the way, you emailed me on New Year's

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<v Speaker 3>Day once inquiring about singing listen, And I remember I

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<v Speaker 3>was in Vegas with a friend and we were obviously

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<v Speaker 3>a bit munted, and it was like midnight New Year's Eve,

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<v Speaker 3>American time, and we were like New Year's resolutions. Let's

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<v Speaker 3>both pick something and we both have to do it.

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<v Speaker 3>She picked boxing, and once again my drunk self thought

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<v Speaker 3>singing lessons with a good idea. So I sent this

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<v Speaker 3>fucking drunken inquiry to a guy I ended up dating.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, and he goes, yeah, you never followed

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<v Speaker 2>up on that. Do you ever? Did he ever make

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<v Speaker 2>you sing? If you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, he would try to. Like he goes, oh, I

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<v Speaker 3>think we should work on that. I should give you

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<v Speaker 3>singing lessons. I want to discover your voice. I had

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<v Speaker 3>a voice, and I'm telling you to piss off, but

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<v Speaker 3>you're listening. We're not doing singing lessons.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to shoot your hopes down. But you,

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<v Speaker 2>I think, would have a terrible singing voice.

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<v Speaker 3>Well that's why you go to lessons, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course? But like belting, I don't know if you

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<v Speaker 2>I've heard your belt.

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<v Speaker 3>We said we wouldn't talk about that.

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<v Speaker 2>It's sorry hearing me belt? I think you could do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Is this something that you want to explore? Should we

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<v Speaker 2>bring back the hobby hunt?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, let's do singing the podcast, Like we

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<v Speaker 3>should record me singing prior to a lesson. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 3>then I'll obviously go to one and then see if

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<v Speaker 3>I improve.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, if you're going to do it, I'm going to

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<v Speaker 2>do it. Yeah, because I've got the baritone, you've got

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<v Speaker 2>the tenor. Like I, I can go low. I'm more

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<v Speaker 2>an al sobrano are you? Because I think I don't know?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh sorry, okay, I'd be a tenor. You'd be an alto.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess I actually don't know. I won't know until

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<v Speaker 3>I go to lessons.

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<v Speaker 2>That could be a good idea.

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<v Speaker 3>I reckon the thought process behind this. Every time I'm drunk,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm obviously singing at a party whatever, and I think

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<v Speaker 3>to myself, my voice is beautiful. Yeah, with the right

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<v Speaker 3>amount of training. Oh could be a stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what happens when Mitch gets drunk. He makes

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<v Speaker 2>us all sit in his living room and watch old

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<v Speaker 2>music videos. So you must watch.

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<v Speaker 3>No one's there against their will. It's always like put

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<v Speaker 3>this on next.

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<v Speaker 2>It's actually the best, the best in the world. It's

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<v Speaker 2>very fine. Maybe that's where you get the confidence from.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know, but I'm open to doing it as

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<v Speaker 3>a hobby hunt.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, well, TBC on my hobby hunt singing this is.

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<v Speaker 3>I said, I'm I'm keen. Oh you're kids at TVC

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<v Speaker 3>or no.

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<v Speaker 2>TBC is in Like we have to talk off the cloud.

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<v Speaker 2>If you want to do it, we can do it.

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<v Speaker 2>But can we get them in here?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh? God?

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<v Speaker 2>Really well, it just makes things easier if I call

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<v Speaker 2>my ex. Yeah, oh my god, now that that's good.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh I don't think so, Oh my god, you on

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<v Speaker 3>talking terms?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Why don't think I ever met this one? Did?

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<v Speaker 3>I know? Nothing bad like, no bad blood. But we

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<v Speaker 3>don't need to speak. No, Like I ran into him

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<v Speaker 3>in the street not too long ago, and we were civil.

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<v Speaker 3>We said hello, that sort of thing. But no, we

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<v Speaker 3>don't text or anything.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, well maybe that could be a nice little reunion.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that could be cute.

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<v Speaker 3>There's got to be others singing teachers out there, but

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<v Speaker 3>we want to queer friendly singing teacher. You know, I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know if they'd be homophobic, they're singing teachers. I say, there,

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<v Speaker 3>I tell the would be gay as fun.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah right, they go hand in hand. All right, let's

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<v Speaker 2>do it. I'm down, really yeah, I'm down.

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<v Speaker 3>He lock it and we're doing another hobby hunt listens. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>can't wait.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll put it on the business of course, is it

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<v Speaker 2>just me? The rude shocks of young adults? Food? Now?

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<v Speaker 3>Coming up a Wednesday, it won't be my birthday, but

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<v Speaker 3>I suppose we could call it a birthday week, couldn't we.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd actually argue that we don't even say it anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>Thursday to Thursday, seven day, that's my birthday week. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>Wednesday will.

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<v Speaker 2>Count as well.

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<v Speaker 4>I think he deserves it.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, she can have it?

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<v Speaker 3>Sure, Yeah, well have Episode two twenty two is out

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<v Speaker 3>on Wednesday. That's kind of a special number, isn't there.

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<v Speaker 2>As you get astrotash on, there's surely some astrology in

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<v Speaker 2>there too.

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<v Speaker 3>But coming up in that episode, one of my main

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<v Speaker 3>pop girls has let me down. And I'm not talking

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<v Speaker 3>about Katie Perry.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh god, I was gonna say Katie, I love that,

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<v Speaker 4>that's who springs to.

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<v Speaker 2>My Katie's let the world down. It'd be so first

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<v Speaker 2>thought if you said Katie people world let her down. No,

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's terrible. It's pretty bad. She worked with

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<v Speaker 2>a sex abusers read the room because.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what woman's world. It is a horrible song.

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<v Speaker 3>But I've realized, as I hate that, I give myself

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<v Speaker 3>permission to enjoy horrible things. It's a terrible song, and

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<v Speaker 3>yet I like it.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I like it, and I think it sounds fine

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<v Speaker 2>and it's it's a great dance song. But I think

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<v Speaker 2>she needed more from her comeback, absolutely, and I can

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<v Speaker 2>see in her eyes that I think she's feeling a

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<v Speaker 2>bit stressed. Have you seen interviews impressed with Katie like

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<v Speaker 2>she Apparently she's failing in the she's not doing well. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>So another pop girly, Yes, that's okay. Interesting. Also, I

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<v Speaker 2>have a task for Jenna coming up.

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<v Speaker 3>Annual task.

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<v Speaker 2>You've got one in your contract per year, and I

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<v Speaker 2>have a challenge for you, actually your rise to the

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<v Speaker 2>occasion because I've been working over time as as Mitchell,

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<v Speaker 2>and I just think you need to pull your weight,

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<v Speaker 2>says you. I got that cake for you, Mitchell, and

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<v Speaker 2>Jet is now claiming she got I got the Shall

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<v Speaker 2>we do my issue just me?

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<v Speaker 3>Actually, before we do that, can I just take this

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<v Speaker 3>time to address something. This is not an all staff meeting.

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<v Speaker 3>It's an all team meeting. Oh wow, and the idiot. Wow,

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<v Speaker 3>we need to address something. Yeah, we do our merch.

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<v Speaker 3>There's been an issue. If you were yet to buy

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<v Speaker 3>our merch, don't let this deter you because the issue

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<v Speaker 3>has been sorted. But if you already have gotten your

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<v Speaker 3>hands on some of our merch, listen up because this

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<v Speaker 3>might apply to you, especially the hoodies and the jumpers.

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<v Speaker 3>So fuck me. Every time we do merch, something goes wrong,

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<v Speaker 3>doesn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, listen, this isn't that our best work. But it

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't our fault.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it wasn't. Normally, when we do merch, we get

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<v Speaker 3>samples before it goes on sale so that we can

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<v Speaker 3>get our eyes on it be like, yep, we like

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<v Speaker 3>it cool. This time around, we were told, oh, it's

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<v Speaker 3>going to be as color, which is like a good

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<v Speaker 3>fucking brand, great basics, and everyone was excited. We were like,

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<v Speaker 3>fuck it. Put it on sale. A couple of weeks ago.

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<v Speaker 3>Mitch Jenner and I received our merch very late. We

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<v Speaker 3>looked at it and said, what, for the love of

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<v Speaker 3>God is that?

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<v Speaker 4>What the heck?

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<v Speaker 3>The printing quality on the jumpers and the hoodies, it

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<v Speaker 3>was just shocking, especially my beautiful ears to our inspired design.

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<v Speaker 3>It has what like five or six photos of us,

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<v Speaker 3>and it's so poor quality that you can't even see

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<v Speaker 3>our eyes. It looks like someone's run it through the

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<v Speaker 3>dryer for four days straight and it's melted. The print

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<v Speaker 3>it was just such shit quality. Even the clothes itself

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<v Speaker 3>really thin sit material, and we were like, this is

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<v Speaker 3>not what we agreed no, And so we spoke to

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<v Speaker 3>our merch team, and to be honest, they were as

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<v Speaker 3>shocked as arsked. They were like, what what the fuck?

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<v Speaker 3>That's what was meant to happen, was meant to be

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<v Speaker 3>the good stuff, a color. So apparently the printer went roke,

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<v Speaker 3>went a bit stingy on you aall and sent you

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<v Speaker 3>cheap shitty garments. The T shirts, all that stuff.

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<v Speaker 4>Absolutely fine, perfect.

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<v Speaker 3>It's only the hoodies and the jumpers, which makes no

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<v Speaker 3>sense because the T shirt's a cheap and yet the

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<v Speaker 3>print looks beautiful. And then the more expensive hoodies and

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<v Speaker 3>stuff they turned out really shit. And so it's been sorted.

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<v Speaker 3>If you buy a hoodie or jumper henceforth, it'll be

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<v Speaker 3>gorgeous quality, the print will be beautiful, no problems, However,

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<v Speaker 3>if you've already received one, just letting you know, you

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<v Speaker 3>are allowed to jump on our website a couple of

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<v Speaker 3>miches dot com dowt of you go to the contact

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<v Speaker 3>us section and you can arrange an exchange. Correct, We

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<v Speaker 3>made sure that was an option. I was like, what

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<v Speaker 3>about all the people that already have their hands on

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<v Speaker 3>this bullshit, disgusting quality merch.

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<v Speaker 2>We wanted to make sure that it was all fair,

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<v Speaker 2>so you can do it, and we want you to

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<v Speaker 2>be happy with the merch you buy, because you're supporting

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<v Speaker 2>us at the end of the day, and you know,

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<v Speaker 2>it's quite a cute.

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<v Speaker 3>We've had not one complaint from the people that have

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<v Speaker 3>received this horrible quality merch so far, so obviously they

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<v Speaker 3>don't mind. They're happy with it. But we're here to

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<v Speaker 3>tell you that you deserve better. You deserve better, so

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<v Speaker 3>jump on and exchange it. If you've got one already

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<v Speaker 3>and it looks a bit horrible.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean I got mine and it just was I

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<v Speaker 2>couldn't even make out who it was.

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<v Speaker 3>No, yeah, it was that bad. I might post in

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<v Speaker 3>a group because we seem to celebrate all of our

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<v Speaker 3>merch fuck ups. Remember the typo on our very first jumper.

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<v Speaker 3>Rang I don't remember a bit of blinds that said Billy's.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, but that made it a rare piece.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, discounted it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we saw the Misspelt Merche home Water that was.

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<v Speaker 2>Very on brand.

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<v Speaker 3>But this one, I'm not as entertained by this we were,

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<v Speaker 3>but I'm as well posting in the group. I'll show

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<v Speaker 3>you the difference in quality. It's just so bad, really enough.

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<v Speaker 2>Jenna's Mona Lisa Amona Jenna was a great quality.

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<v Speaker 4>Or you're out, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, no, that's an

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<v Speaker 4>amazing poster.

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<v Speaker 3>Absolutely, there's actually no issues with anything else, like the posters,

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<v Speaker 3>the carps, the fucking shirts, long sleeve, short sleeve, what

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<v Speaker 3>have you. They're all fine. It's only the ironically more

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<v Speaker 3>expensive yeah jumpers and hoodies. But it's all been sorted. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>make sure you'd get an exchange if you got one

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<v Speaker 3>of the ship ones. We apologize.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh we're sorry idiots if you bought it and thought, god,

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<v Speaker 2>this isn't really like them, it's not. We did not

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<v Speaker 2>know that that was happening, and we adore you and

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<v Speaker 2>love the support. And you can refund on the website

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<v Speaker 2>if you want, and if you buy merch from this

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<v Speaker 2>point on the best quality.

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<v Speaker 3>There is not refund, exchange exchange, no refund. You bet

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<v Speaker 3>your Arthur went full Mitchell Combs on those people. I

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<v Speaker 3>had been thought it idiots.

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<v Speaker 2>It's been terrifying. I would be shocking Birthday week as well.

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<v Speaker 2>It's been very busy. All right, shall we do my agym?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes? Please? Okay, it's with it, go Bradley.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it chic to wear a winter coat in winter

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<v Speaker 2>on holidays but cringe to wear a winter coat in

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<v Speaker 2>winter at home, wait, in the house, anywhere anywhere? Define

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<v Speaker 2>winter coat, long trench, trench coat, thick wool buttons. I'm talking, inspector, gadget.

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<v Speaker 2>We're talking like full detective. It's creaty to me. This

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<v Speaker 2>is just me talking. I don't want frustrating against anyone.

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<v Speaker 2>But there's nothing hotter than being in Europe or being

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<v Speaker 2>on holiday in America, orever you're holidaying in winter wearing

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<v Speaker 2>a beautiful sheet coats New York and Christmas. Give me

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<v Speaker 2>a cigarette. I don't even but I want to sit

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<v Speaker 2>there in a trench coat with a glass of wine

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<v Speaker 2>and just admire the city I'm in. But then when

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<v Speaker 2>I wear the same coat. Here in Australia in winter,

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like an imposta. I feel frumpy. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know where to put my hands.

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<v Speaker 3>You may tag Sean next time, because he wears all

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<v Speaker 3>that ship all day every day.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like Sean suits it.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I think it's cringe.

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<v Speaker 3>Wear Sean, where are you going?

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<v Speaker 2>Why are you wearing a coat? You're at home. Coats

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<v Speaker 2>are for travel, Coats are for leisure. You want to

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<v Speaker 2>be mysterious.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want to catch your death out there. It's

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<v Speaker 3>been fucking chilly, bitter winter in Sydney, by.

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<v Speaker 2>Bitter pafa belly paa. But get a sweater like the

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<v Speaker 2>rest of us, for God's.

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<v Speaker 3>Sake, I actually do. I am quite fond of my pafa.

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<v Speaker 4>But I am too, I love my paffa.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't not wear coats because I think they're cringe.

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<v Speaker 3>It's because they don't suit me, like the long ass trenches.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not a tall person. It looks like I'm playing

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<v Speaker 3>dress ups dad's clothes.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, see, I wore one around Europe and I

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<v Speaker 2>look back at those photos and I think, who is

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<v Speaker 2>that man? He's mysterious, he fucks, he's fun that he's

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<v Speaker 2>well feed look at the money. It was from H

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<v Speaker 2>and M. It was thirty pounds on sale. But I've

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<v Speaker 2>tried to wear that here in winter and I look

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<v Speaker 2>at myself and I just look like an idiot. Who

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<v Speaker 2>is that fool wearing a coat? Like you're at home, mate,

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<v Speaker 2>you're at work, cans?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you going to many formal ish occasions?

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe that's it. Maybe I just haven't worked out a

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<v Speaker 2>way to incorporate my coat into my lifestyle because.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't feel the need to because everywhere I go

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<v Speaker 3>it's very casual. I can get away with the hoodie.

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<v Speaker 2>What if I wear it's your birthday dinner tomorrow and

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<v Speaker 2>you tell me if it looks right, I'm gonna wear

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<v Speaker 2>my I'm gonna wear it an outfit I wore exactly

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<v Speaker 2>to Europe, and I'm just gonna see how it works.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's a gorgeous venue. You're holding it out so

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<v Speaker 2>the transcur.

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<v Speaker 3>Out of place. I'm going to the local bolow. It's

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<v Speaker 3>so daggy and tragic, and that's why I love it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's my point, Mitchell. You're walking around the streets of Rome.

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<v Speaker 2>It's going to be all these.

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<v Speaker 3>Mums in cigarette stained trackings and you're there fucking dress

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<v Speaker 3>for a dawn service.

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<v Speaker 2>You and Sean See you get my points. You get

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<v Speaker 2>my point. It doesn't make sense in this country where

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<v Speaker 2>you live. Don't wear your trench coats here in Australia.

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<v Speaker 2>It's cringe to me. I'm sorry, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you like me where you run a bit hot?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, some people probably need them for just actual warm.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'm the opposite. I run very cold.

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<v Speaker 2>True, So well, I'm not shaming. They're skinny. Good for

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<v Speaker 2>fucking you. I'm a porky boy. I need to have

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<v Speaker 2>a jacket. You're hidden it. But yeah, you're true. I

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<v Speaker 2>run hot pre menopause at twenty eight. Jenna. I feel

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<v Speaker 2>like you're one of those cringe people that can wear

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<v Speaker 2>a coat in life at home.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I do.

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<v Speaker 3>Look at her right now, she's practically shivering her tits off.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm really cold.

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<v Speaker 2>See, I'd never be caught dead in that outfit. But

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<v Speaker 2>that's got nothing to do with the cringe of the

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<v Speaker 2>trench coat.

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<v Speaker 3>Have I ever seen you in shorts? Jenna? I don't

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<v Speaker 3>think I have, no I have.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember when you played for the Kiss netball team?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, yeah, really I saw Jenner.

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<v Speaker 3>And shorts she's what you're doing watching the kiss nipball

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<v Speaker 3>team having a we won, we won.

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<v Speaker 2>They put photos up and I saw Gennie she's got

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<v Speaker 2>pins on her anyway, just I just I will try

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<v Speaker 2>my best to wear a winter coat, but I just

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<v Speaker 2>can't do it. It's the same way that, like what

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<v Speaker 2>happens in travel, like what happens on you do, you

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<v Speaker 2>act different when you're traveling. I feel I do it too.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a different person when I'm traveling. My mindset. I

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<v Speaker 2>have a wallet. I don't hold an every day life

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<v Speaker 2>when I travel. I've got a wallet. I'll eat whatever

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<v Speaker 2>I want when I'm traveling, but when I'm at home,

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<v Speaker 2>you've got to watch things because you're living your life.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think anyone's paying that much attention to you,

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<v Speaker 3>to be honest, if you wore a coat, no one

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<v Speaker 3>would second guess it.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's coming from within, is what you're saying.

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<v Speaker 3>Probably, But if you don't want to wear a coat,

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<v Speaker 3>then don't bloody wear a coat.

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<v Speaker 2>Knife the bowler. I'm gonna wear a coat, yeah, you

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<v Speaker 2>have to, and a monocle. I do have one, though

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<v Speaker 2>done as I had to keep it because you've got

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<v Speaker 2>a squid just one eye the whole time. However, invented

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<v Speaker 2>the monocle is just be on the fly, dumbest piece

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<v Speaker 2>of accessory.

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<v Speaker 3>Out make a very respectable Monopoly man. Now that I

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<v Speaker 3>think of it, I wanted to be your next Halloween costume.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, mister Monopoly doesn't have a monacle. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's a it's a it's a Mendela effect.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, I sing that, but he does. And it's

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<v Speaker 3>one about Pikachu not having a lightning bolt at a

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<v Speaker 3>certain point or something Mendela effects. Jenna, can you google

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<v Speaker 3>that the peaka.

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<v Speaker 4>If you want mit chest laptop, he can laptop.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not sharing my laptop.

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<v Speaker 2>You've tweet I meant to bring your happiest of birthdays.

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<v Speaker 2>This is nice from Kerrianne Kennelly to gorgeous Mitchell Coombs.

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<v Speaker 4>So nice.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, oh, she's just tweeted again. Tag it. Well, that's

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<v Speaker 2>just that's carry Anna to a t.

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<v Speaker 4>Got something on your mind up at a couple of

0:24:46.840 --> 0:24:50.600
<v Speaker 4>Mitchell's on Instagram to get yourself on the show.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, let's do what is it? Just you now?

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<v Speaker 1>This is.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh dear, oh no, what, oh my god? What I

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<v Speaker 2>forgot to get one today.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, for God's sake, Actually, I forgot you have one job.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't. I knew it was coming to and I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't even think.

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<v Speaker 3>You want to just cold call someone off?

0:25:10.280 --> 0:25:11.560
<v Speaker 2>I can just get someone from the A r N

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<v Speaker 2>staff room.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I could get someone getting one of our fucking

0:25:15.840 --> 0:25:16.520
<v Speaker 3>tope bags.

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<v Speaker 2>No, No, they don't need to get it. What do

0:25:18.560 --> 0:25:19.960
<v Speaker 2>you mean cold call someone.

0:25:19.920 --> 0:25:22.199
<v Speaker 3>As in we're not warning them. I'll go through our

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<v Speaker 3>text message.

0:25:23.280 --> 0:25:24.440
<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, that's a good idea.

0:25:24.600 --> 0:25:26.440
<v Speaker 2>There's no mouse to this computer anymore.

0:25:26.760 --> 0:25:28.720
<v Speaker 3>Here you go, I can't dial it.

0:25:29.080 --> 0:25:31.240
<v Speaker 2>I'll just call them, ma, just go, just get the

0:25:31.359 --> 0:25:32.920
<v Speaker 2>mouse out.

0:25:33.640 --> 0:25:35.399
<v Speaker 3>You really got to start from scratch with them.

0:25:35.440 --> 0:25:37.520
<v Speaker 4>Sometimes there's no mouse.

0:25:37.680 --> 0:25:39.240
<v Speaker 3>Go to the other side of the desk where it is.

0:25:39.400 --> 0:25:41.000
<v Speaker 2>It doesn't work. They're not connected him.

0:25:41.119 --> 0:25:43.240
<v Speaker 3>Yes it is. If you press F one, it switches

0:25:43.280 --> 0:25:46.480
<v Speaker 3>to the first screen. There you go, But then that

0:25:46.560 --> 0:25:48.119
<v Speaker 3>doesn't just swing the screen around.

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<v Speaker 2>Fucking hate this, all right, what's the moment number?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh and by the way, they've not given they're not

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<v Speaker 3>given their name or anything.

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<v Speaker 2>They answer.

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<v Speaker 3>It was this the last person that texted us on

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<v Speaker 3>the hotline.

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<v Speaker 5>Hello Naomi speaking, Hi.

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<v Speaker 2>Naomi, It's Mitch Mitch Jenna from the hit podcast?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 5>How are you good? Thank you?

0:26:13.440 --> 0:26:13.840
<v Speaker 6>How are you?

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<v Speaker 3>Spot Darland? But Mitchell fucking Cherry forgot to organize? And

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<v Speaker 3>is it just me called? That's what I was like, Well,

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<v Speaker 3>we're just going to call the last person that texted us.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you ready to go?

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<v Speaker 5>I am ready?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey?

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<v Speaker 3>Whereabouts in the world are you?

0:26:28.520 --> 0:26:29.800
<v Speaker 5>I mean, kill Si Victoria?

0:26:30.800 --> 0:26:32.840
<v Speaker 2>I didn't catch that kill Sith kill Sich.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it's like Eastern Suburbs, Croydon.

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<v Speaker 3>Lovely and what have we interrupted? You're doing?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm making a bed?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? How long have you listened to the show since I.

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<v Speaker 5>First heard your ad when you were doing the who

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<v Speaker 5>was that old radio guy you interviewed?

0:26:52.280 --> 0:26:52.520
<v Speaker 2>John?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, I heard it come through and it was a

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<v Speaker 5>suggestion from Spotify and I've been listening to it intent.

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<v Speaker 3>God loves Spotify. I didn't know they pushed that one

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<v Speaker 3>out for it.

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<v Speaker 5>They did, like long time ago.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks Spotify. All right, well let's get you on. We

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<v Speaker 2>don't know what your resard is you is so if

0:27:08.119 --> 0:27:10.600
<v Speaker 2>this is in any form of fensive or derogatory, is

0:27:10.640 --> 0:27:12.600
<v Speaker 2>it just me proprietary limited distance ourselves?

0:27:12.640 --> 0:27:14.920
<v Speaker 3>I know what it is I've read the text. I back,

0:27:15.000 --> 0:27:16.239
<v Speaker 3>he let's go no name.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it just me.

0:27:21.840 --> 0:27:27.240
<v Speaker 5>To people who hang masks from their windscreens virtue signaling

0:27:27.440 --> 0:27:29.199
<v Speaker 5>just annoy you.

0:27:30.240 --> 0:27:33.680
<v Speaker 2>As in like COVID masks, right, yes, yes, I've not

0:27:33.840 --> 0:27:35.840
<v Speaker 2>seen this from the like revision mirror.

0:27:36.640 --> 0:27:39.160
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yeah, in their cars, the disposable ones that are

0:27:39.200 --> 0:27:41.399
<v Speaker 5>meant to go in the binning when you've finished you thing.

0:27:41.640 --> 0:27:43.080
<v Speaker 2>Oh why are people doing this?

0:27:44.440 --> 0:27:47.520
<v Speaker 5>I think some people, like maybe my neighbor, like to

0:27:48.000 --> 0:27:51.600
<v Speaker 5>let people know that they're working with people in that

0:27:51.800 --> 0:27:53.400
<v Speaker 5>kind of facility.

0:27:53.080 --> 0:27:55.080
<v Speaker 3>Or so it's like a baby on board sign.

0:27:56.040 --> 0:27:58.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, old people in my life? Is that what

0:27:58.880 --> 0:28:03.480
<v Speaker 2>I'm saying? Immuno compromise Maybe, like maybe people don't know

0:28:03.640 --> 0:28:04.040
<v Speaker 2>it near me.

0:28:04.320 --> 0:28:04.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:28:04.800 --> 0:28:11.600
<v Speaker 2>But also you're so right, Kathy, You're so true. It's

0:28:11.680 --> 0:28:15.680
<v Speaker 2>also like, dude, they expire after one use. They're disposable

0:28:15.760 --> 0:28:16.359
<v Speaker 2>for a reason.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, Like we know you work, you know, you're what

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<v Speaker 5>do they call it, like a front line frontline worker. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>so you've caught me on the hop. So I'm all

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<v Speaker 5>nervous because I'm talking.

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<v Speaker 1>To you guys.

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<v Speaker 3>Fine, I know that this was a thing that they

0:28:30.080 --> 0:28:33.919
<v Speaker 3>hang masks COVID masks to signify something and what's your

0:28:34.000 --> 0:28:34.920
<v Speaker 3>beef with it? Exactly?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I know you're not a nurse because I am.

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<v Speaker 3>And then your neighbor in particular.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I've noticed it with a few ring in frontline workers.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you don't know, the neighbor might be immuno compromise.

0:28:53.080 --> 0:28:55.120
<v Speaker 3>Why did you pop over right now and ask them

0:28:55.240 --> 0:28:56.000
<v Speaker 3>what's wrong with you?

0:28:56.160 --> 0:28:59.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Why don't you coffee their mouth live on the podcast?

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<v Speaker 2>That'd be funny, you know what. It reminds me of

0:29:02.480 --> 0:29:05.080
<v Speaker 2>those my family stickers that were on the back of

0:29:05.120 --> 0:29:07.760
<v Speaker 2>every hondity in the country. My mum had them too.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course it's totally doesn't Then saw a sixty minutes

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<v Speaker 2>expose where it was like family young family killed and

0:29:14.920 --> 0:29:16.640
<v Speaker 2>the murderer knew how many to kill because it was

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<v Speaker 2>on the back of her goddamn CRV. So mum ripped

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<v Speaker 2>those things off.

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<v Speaker 4>Did your mom have one for?

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<v Speaker 3>The dog?

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<v Speaker 2>Had one for? I know? And also the mum with

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<v Speaker 2>bub It's like you.

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<v Speaker 3>Baby on board, baby on board?

0:29:29.560 --> 0:29:31.360
<v Speaker 2>It's like, do we want to tell people if there's

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<v Speaker 2>a baby on the board? The creeps would be like

0:29:33.000 --> 0:29:33.719
<v Speaker 2>health allow that car.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I always question the purpose of a baby on board?

0:29:37.600 --> 0:29:40.720
<v Speaker 3>Sign that need to make someone think I was going

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<v Speaker 3>to rear end you, but no I won't.

0:29:42.840 --> 0:29:46.360
<v Speaker 4>It's when if they're in an accident, trapped.

0:29:47.480 --> 0:29:49.880
<v Speaker 3>We had this conversation before. I feel like Jenna's shut

0:29:49.920 --> 0:29:50.520
<v Speaker 3>me down before.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I tell the paramedic when you called them

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<v Speaker 2>like there's a baby on board. I don't think the

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<v Speaker 2>paramedics are looking.

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<v Speaker 5>They'd probably guess from the car seat.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, exactly right.

0:29:58.120 --> 0:29:59.600
<v Speaker 3>What if it's beneath rubble?

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<v Speaker 2>They Yeah, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>I deal with the other end.

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<v Speaker 2>So what do you deal with?

0:30:05.440 --> 0:30:06.400
<v Speaker 5>Just emergency stuff?

0:30:06.520 --> 0:30:11.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Naomi, No, that's what you're doing, the lord's work.

0:30:11.680 --> 0:30:14.200
<v Speaker 2>Sorry to interrupt your busy work, David, Jenny didn't plan

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<v Speaker 2>the call.

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<v Speaker 3>He would be the organizing my cake, wasn't he?

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<v Speaker 2>So he rewrite history gener it works. People believe it,

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<v Speaker 2>and they believe me becase I'm a man.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you, thanks so much for dropping everything for it.

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<v Speaker 2>Jen.

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<v Speaker 3>I will send you one of out tote bags and

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<v Speaker 3>make sure you hit her up.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I will do. Thank you so much, and thanks

0:30:33.400 --> 0:30:39.000
<v Speaker 5>for putting up with my nervousness to Oh, thank you.

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<v Speaker 5>I just love listening to you guys.

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<v Speaker 2>I just keep going.

0:30:41.200 --> 0:30:42.640
<v Speaker 5>You're just all so brilliant.

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<v Speaker 2>Well we're not. Actually today we're announcing we're canceling the show.

0:30:47.040 --> 0:30:47.680
<v Speaker 3>No we're not. We're not.

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<v Speaker 2>What would you do if we canceled, to be honest, like,

0:30:49.600 --> 0:30:50.640
<v Speaker 2>would you just be so hurt?

0:30:51.800 --> 0:30:53.040
<v Speaker 5>I think they take it personally.

0:30:53.200 --> 0:30:54.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think people would.

0:30:55.280 --> 0:30:57.520
<v Speaker 5>I did when you when they're all right, hey one.

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<v Speaker 3>Just canceled, you would trash bag too.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>I just love it. I just absolutely love it. It's

0:31:05.000 --> 0:31:07.720
<v Speaker 5>so nice to hear it. Yeah, intelligent people.

0:31:07.920 --> 0:31:08.480
<v Speaker 3>Just have it.

0:31:09.120 --> 0:31:09.920
<v Speaker 2>That's nice.

0:31:10.280 --> 0:31:14.760
<v Speaker 3>What podcasts are you listening to? What's the hearing alternative?

0:31:14.760 --> 0:31:16.840
<v Speaker 3>I should have gone to Specsavers, should have gone.

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<v Speaker 2>To Fred Hollis. He's the eyes looks Fraser. I think

0:31:22.600 --> 0:31:25.920
<v Speaker 2>she's a spokesperson for it. Maybe Charlie t or some

0:31:26.000 --> 0:31:27.360
<v Speaker 2>ship any love.

0:31:27.280 --> 0:31:29.760
<v Speaker 5>You very much, have your Miami love you guys.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks, I want a sweetheart.

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<v Speaker 3>Now listen. If you want to come on the show

0:31:35.200 --> 0:31:36.920
<v Speaker 3>with then is it just me? It could happen at

0:31:36.920 --> 0:31:39.560
<v Speaker 3>any moment. You're putting yourself on the line. We could

0:31:39.560 --> 0:31:40.959
<v Speaker 3>just ring you at the drop of a hat. All

0:31:40.960 --> 0:31:43.000
<v Speaker 3>you've got to do is messages. A couple of mitches

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<v Speaker 3>or send us a text.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the number.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh far till nine A Joes zero two.

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<v Speaker 1>Nine.

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<v Speaker 2>That is us Mitchell Birthday episode complete, Happy Birthday, Thank you,

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<v Speaker 2>and we'll see tomorrow night. Personally, obviously you're not invited

0:32:08.160 --> 0:32:12.920
<v Speaker 2>idiots media only, but the photo war will be there.

0:32:15.680 --> 0:32:18.920
<v Speaker 3>Sewan called the Bowling and tried to reserve a table.

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<v Speaker 3>They're like, nah, just rock up early. They refused to

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<v Speaker 3>put out a reserve sight did they even have reserve?

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<v Speaker 3>Now I have to walk down there at fucking three

0:32:25.240 --> 0:32:27.840
<v Speaker 3>pm or something. Just wait for everyone's bag the table.

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<v Speaker 2>What time does it start?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know. I'm just kind of winging it here.

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<v Speaker 3>It's only a twenty eighth.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm getting my botox at two pm, so I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>to be really red raw.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, you'll have the little scabs.

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<v Speaker 2>I will.

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<v Speaker 5>That will.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be shocked.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll notice because they'll be looking at your gorgeous kate.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I thought you're gonna say, my gorgeous, youthful boyfriend

0:32:47.600 --> 0:32:50.240
<v Speaker 2>teaching for that. Yeah, Stephen's coming, okay, good, yeah, bless

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<v Speaker 2>Stephen got your gift?

0:32:52.520 --> 0:32:54.680
<v Speaker 3>Did he loves to buy your gift? Huh?

0:32:55.000 --> 0:32:56.440
<v Speaker 2>He brought you a gift before I even knew you.

0:32:56.880 --> 0:32:58.320
<v Speaker 2>Remember I brought you a wax koala.

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<v Speaker 3>In fact, every time I've seen him, his gift for

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<v Speaker 3>me something I really should fucking return to fame, his

0:33:02.200 --> 0:33:03.200
<v Speaker 3>love languages, gifts.

0:33:03.320 --> 0:33:04.800
<v Speaker 4>He's never gifted me anything.

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<v Speaker 2>He hasn't. Nobody really hates you. It's really we're going

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<v Speaker 2>to get angel on.

0:33:09.880 --> 0:33:11.800
<v Speaker 3>But he still sees three your sheet one hundred percent.

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<v Speaker 2>He's very intuitive, very smart. He had an atar, which

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<v Speaker 2>is he for the international listeners, like the end of

0:33:16.640 --> 0:33:19.320
<v Speaker 2>year scoring system in New South Wales like ninety eight.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I didn't know the scores had come out this year.

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<v Speaker 3>Yet it's very good.

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<v Speaker 2>At two birthday I was a good still tag sharp

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<v Speaker 2>as ever at twenty eight everybunday. All right, let's go.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll see you all in a week.

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<v Speaker 3>Good a couple of days, actually, Yanks, we'll catch you

0:33:35.280 --> 0:33:36.920
<v Speaker 3>on Wednesday. Idiots, thanks for listening.

0:33:36.680 --> 0:33:39.040
<v Speaker 5>By that is it just me?

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<v Speaker 4>A podcast by a couple of miches.

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<v Speaker 3>Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast. A welcome

0:34:03.800 --> 0:34:06.400
<v Speaker 3>to add brief our secret segment on the end. We

0:34:06.480 --> 0:34:07.480
<v Speaker 3>pretend the show's.

0:34:07.200 --> 0:34:11.799
<v Speaker 2>Done, but it is not. I've made a mistake. Why Well,

0:34:11.840 --> 0:34:14.160
<v Speaker 2>because I didn't organize her. Is it just you caller?

0:34:14.600 --> 0:34:17.359
<v Speaker 2>I text my producer Grace and said, think of anidym now,

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<v Speaker 2>and she sent.

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<v Speaker 3>She thought that you were asking her to produce you. Yeah,

0:34:24.360 --> 0:34:26.200
<v Speaker 3>she said, a list of talking points?

0:34:26.320 --> 0:34:29.359
<v Speaker 2>Is how good my producer is. I'll be interviewing someone

0:34:29.400 --> 0:34:30.960
<v Speaker 2>and I'll message and be like, look what was their

0:34:31.000 --> 0:34:32.800
<v Speaker 2>last album? So she'll then research and send it to

0:34:32.840 --> 0:34:33.200
<v Speaker 2>me on the fly.

0:34:33.400 --> 0:34:35.839
<v Speaker 3>She's very I hope that that's not how you speak

0:34:35.880 --> 0:34:36.480
<v Speaker 3>to her normally.

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<v Speaker 2>Think of now? No, because it hit me. Fuck, I

0:34:39.040 --> 0:34:40.960
<v Speaker 2>haven't done it. I haven't got a caller. I forgot today.

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<v Speaker 2>So I text her and said, just like, think of

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<v Speaker 2>one and then so I have to get her into think.

0:34:46.239 --> 0:34:49.160
<v Speaker 3>My solution was much better. Just call someone that's already

0:34:49.239 --> 0:34:49.759
<v Speaker 3>texted us.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah a fact. No, but she's I wanted to come

0:34:52.760 --> 0:34:54.200
<v Speaker 2>in and do one of these because I said to

0:34:54.280 --> 0:34:57.120
<v Speaker 2>her she could. Okay, of course, so she's she's coming

0:34:57.160 --> 0:34:59.040
<v Speaker 2>at some point. So just be prepared for a surprise

0:34:59.080 --> 0:35:03.120
<v Speaker 2>birthday guest. It's not a surprise, mate, Just be prepared

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<v Speaker 2>for a birthday guest.

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<v Speaker 1>Right.

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<v Speaker 3>Cool?

0:35:04.640 --> 0:35:06.160
<v Speaker 2>She sent me options that is gorgeous?

0:35:06.400 --> 0:35:06.960
<v Speaker 4>Really nice?

0:35:06.960 --> 0:35:08.680
<v Speaker 3>Are you not telling it's because you're going to run

0:35:08.719 --> 0:35:09.440
<v Speaker 3>them at sunset.

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<v Speaker 2>They're actually very good.

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<v Speaker 3>Come Grace, God producer, Grace, take a seat here. I

0:35:17.080 --> 0:35:19.160
<v Speaker 3>can't believe you sent him a list of visits just

0:35:19.280 --> 0:35:20.960
<v Speaker 3>me and he spoke to you like that. Think of

0:35:21.000 --> 0:35:23.200
<v Speaker 3>it a jym, Now he did.

0:35:23.480 --> 0:35:26.120
<v Speaker 2>Grace produces my many radio shows. She's also a good

0:35:26.120 --> 0:35:28.839
<v Speaker 2>personal friend than She looks great today as well.

0:35:28.880 --> 0:35:31.040
<v Speaker 6>In Red Well, we had a thing with important people,

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<v Speaker 6>so I wanted.

0:35:31.480 --> 0:35:33.439
<v Speaker 2>To look like That's why I didn't get the caller

0:35:33.520 --> 0:35:35.840
<v Speaker 2>because we had to. We had to schmooze like clients

0:35:35.880 --> 0:35:37.719
<v Speaker 2>that sell within the radio station, so I had to

0:35:37.800 --> 0:35:39.759
<v Speaker 2>like go and talk to people, and in fact I

0:35:39.880 --> 0:35:42.200
<v Speaker 2>was schmoozing about radio and they brought up the podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh did they?

0:35:43.480 --> 0:35:43.640
<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

0:35:43.680 --> 0:35:45.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, remember we did. You may have heard these idiots,

0:35:45.400 --> 0:35:47.360
<v Speaker 2>but we did a diserono ad about the Liqueur.

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<v Speaker 3>I think they're still running now.

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<v Speaker 2>The armond Emmeretto sours. Yes, Like I just want to say,

0:35:51.600 --> 0:35:53.640
<v Speaker 2>we are diso so happy. They love the arm and

0:35:53.680 --> 0:35:55.279
<v Speaker 2>Liqueur like they loved working with you guys.

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<v Speaker 3>Fuck yeah, first time I've ever been paid to drink

0:35:57.960 --> 0:35:59.759
<v Speaker 3>on the job. Did the r sound?

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<v Speaker 2>Grace and I had a bunch of finger sandwiches. Today

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<v Speaker 2>we did.

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<v Speaker 6>I actually had a bunch of the Mani kisheshunch we

0:36:05.640 --> 0:36:07.480
<v Speaker 6>should save them for night because we're un till ten pm.

0:36:07.560 --> 0:36:08.440
<v Speaker 4>There's heaps around there.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll be eating that.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought that was a birthday spread for me.

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<v Speaker 2>It was grace. Why don't you these gyms things? You've

0:36:16.480 --> 0:36:17.359
<v Speaker 2>had thoughts for a while?

0:36:18.400 --> 0:36:20.239
<v Speaker 6>Well, you asked me and then you said can you

0:36:20.280 --> 0:36:22.120
<v Speaker 6>think of one? And then didn't reply, So I just

0:36:22.560 --> 0:36:24.480
<v Speaker 6>wrote mostly a stream of consciousness.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well what are that? Is that?

0:36:26.480 --> 0:36:28.560
<v Speaker 3>Really? How many ices you can pump out of the drop.

0:36:28.440 --> 0:36:32.480
<v Speaker 2>Of my hat? Three four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,

0:36:32.560 --> 0:36:33.759
<v Speaker 2>ten eleven gems? Wow?

0:36:34.120 --> 0:36:36.520
<v Speaker 3>Holy fuck? Too many? Did I go too hard?

0:36:37.000 --> 0:36:37.879
<v Speaker 2>Maybe? Ten too many?

0:36:39.000 --> 0:36:41.080
<v Speaker 3>I bet he's going to use them though?

0:36:41.280 --> 0:36:43.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well, why don't you do a couple of your favorite?

0:36:43.200 --> 0:36:44.960
<v Speaker 2>Because I feel like you will just do one all

0:36:45.040 --> 0:36:46.839
<v Speaker 2>your favorite or we can burn through them. We call

0:36:46.880 --> 0:36:49.560
<v Speaker 2>them gems on the fly when they're really quick fleeting thoughts.

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<v Speaker 3>Is it just me? Or should print hang on? Has

0:36:53.000 --> 0:36:53.840
<v Speaker 3>Bradley clocked.

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<v Speaker 2>Off for the day?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

0:36:54.239 --> 0:36:55.200
<v Speaker 2>Sorry? Sorry? Sorry?

0:36:55.239 --> 0:36:55.479
<v Speaker 3>Sorry?

0:36:56.920 --> 0:36:58.040
<v Speaker 2>Is it just me?

0:37:00.600 --> 0:37:00.920
<v Speaker 3>Should?

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<v Speaker 6>Printers have evolved far more technologically at this point in time,

0:37:04.200 --> 0:37:06.320
<v Speaker 6>because they are the worst piece of technology.

0:37:06.360 --> 0:37:08.320
<v Speaker 3>If it breaks, it's gone for the whole day. I

0:37:08.360 --> 0:37:10.440
<v Speaker 3>don't know how to fix it. There's too many drawers.

0:37:10.880 --> 0:37:13.680
<v Speaker 2>I don't know where paper goes still using.

0:37:13.719 --> 0:37:16.080
<v Speaker 4>Also, they have three D printers, so why can't they

0:37:16.120 --> 0:37:16.600
<v Speaker 4>fix these.

0:37:19.600 --> 0:37:21.839
<v Speaker 6>I'm yet to see one work, and I don't think

0:37:21.920 --> 0:37:23.320
<v Speaker 6>even if I saw it, i'd believe it.

0:37:23.480 --> 0:37:25.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And also, people that are so proud of their

0:37:26.000 --> 0:37:28.320
<v Speaker 2>three D printed items they hand them to you and

0:37:28.360 --> 0:37:32.359
<v Speaker 2>they're always really shit. They're just so brittle and they're

0:37:32.400 --> 0:37:34.320
<v Speaker 2>never perfect, and it's kind of like, this is a

0:37:34.600 --> 0:37:36.640
<v Speaker 2>chaur that I printed, and it's kind of got like

0:37:36.719 --> 0:37:38.920
<v Speaker 2>little fraying bits of plastic that you got to pick off,

0:37:39.040 --> 0:37:39.719
<v Speaker 2>like it's grow.

0:37:39.840 --> 0:37:42.240
<v Speaker 3>What about that that lamp that one of our listeners

0:37:42.680 --> 0:37:44.600
<v Speaker 3>printed for us and I couldn't wrap my head around it.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh, you printed, that was cute.

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<v Speaker 6>Actually, I got given a little like three D printed

0:37:50.000 --> 0:37:53.200
<v Speaker 6>photo as an engagement gift, which is beautiful in theory,

0:37:53.560 --> 0:37:55.680
<v Speaker 6>but in practice it's like, you know, if you look

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<v Speaker 6>at a photo of yourself and it's in like reverse,

0:38:00.120 --> 0:38:02.040
<v Speaker 6>it looks like the colors are all inverted, so your

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<v Speaker 6>teeth are.

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<v Speaker 3>Likely press the button on your phone.

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<v Speaker 6>And it's nice if you hold it up to a lamp,

0:38:08.760 --> 0:38:10.800
<v Speaker 6>But how often are you holding up this little plastic

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<v Speaker 6>bit to a lamp?

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<v Speaker 1>So?

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<v Speaker 3>True?

0:38:12.520 --> 0:38:12.759
<v Speaker 4>True?

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<v Speaker 2>And what's more just burn through?

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry?

0:38:16.400 --> 0:38:16.920
<v Speaker 2>Is it just me?

0:38:17.760 --> 0:38:17.800
<v Speaker 1>Or?

0:38:18.160 --> 0:38:21.440
<v Speaker 6>Should utensils have more than one purpose? Melon ballers are fucked?

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<v Speaker 2>What a fucked melon ballers conversation?

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<v Speaker 6>Morning? I think that if you're going to have a

0:38:27.760 --> 0:38:30.120
<v Speaker 6>utensil in a drawer, like it needs to have more

0:38:30.160 --> 0:38:33.720
<v Speaker 6>than one purpose? Was I get that my bawling melons?

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 3>Like, I just I can't around it? Will you can

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<v Speaker 3>use that? It's an ice cream?

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<v Speaker 4>Scooper?

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<v Speaker 2>Someone?

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<v Speaker 6>Morning?

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<v Speaker 2>And I said, then what else.

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<v Speaker 3>Exactly that's about it? Really nothing?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just me?

0:38:47.480 --> 0:38:49.360
<v Speaker 6>Or do you hate wedding merch? I don't want to

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<v Speaker 6>be a cooler with your name on it?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I agree.

0:38:52.360 --> 0:38:52.560
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:38:52.880 --> 0:38:54.719
<v Speaker 2>When my sister got married, they said will you be

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<v Speaker 2>in the grooms You'll be a groomsman And it was

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<v Speaker 2>a case of a custom case of beer, like in

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<v Speaker 2>the written on the beer drink drink drink, Yeah, and

0:39:04.320 --> 0:39:05.520
<v Speaker 2>I would rather be a bridesmaid.

0:39:06.080 --> 0:39:08.239
<v Speaker 3>You don't drink, not really barely.

0:39:09.760 --> 0:39:11.040
<v Speaker 2>When was the last time you saw me drink?

0:39:11.280 --> 0:39:13.640
<v Speaker 3>I mean literally last week. I can't remember which episode.

0:39:13.640 --> 0:39:15.040
<v Speaker 3>You were saying you need to invite me in more things,

0:39:15.040 --> 0:39:16.960
<v Speaker 3>and then my social da I drink again? And now

0:39:17.360 --> 0:39:19.799
<v Speaker 3>I drink? Have you been lying to Grace?

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<v Speaker 2>I barely drink maybe two drinks, yeah, I don't go

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<v Speaker 2>over two or three or one cocktail yeah, or a

0:39:28.120 --> 0:39:30.879
<v Speaker 2>wine you know. Yeah, So I guess, Okay, I do drink.

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<v Speaker 2>You do, but I'm smart about it.

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<v Speaker 1>You know.

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<v Speaker 6>I actually had this conversation with my wife this morning.

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<v Speaker 6>We're talking about there's a couple of work events we've

0:39:37.760 --> 0:39:39.839
<v Speaker 6>got coming up, and I was like, I think I'm

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<v Speaker 6>going to follow Mitch's lead in terms of having drinks. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>because like I always get a bit excited.

0:39:45.000 --> 0:39:46.680
<v Speaker 3>And then I'm like, yeah, they're three.

0:39:46.960 --> 0:39:47.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:39:47.840 --> 0:39:50.000
<v Speaker 6>I'm like, well, you know, cost of living, I need

0:39:50.040 --> 0:39:50.800
<v Speaker 6>to make the most of this.

0:39:51.080 --> 0:39:51.279
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:39:51.719 --> 0:39:53.920
<v Speaker 3>But you're smart, and I think I need to follow you.

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<v Speaker 2>Think you was so nice to be complimented on this

0:39:55.560 --> 0:39:59.279
<v Speaker 2>show and not stupid. Nothing else that's really it. It's

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<v Speaker 2>mostly stupid.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just me?

0:40:01.760 --> 0:40:03.479
<v Speaker 3>Or is white collar crime kind of okay?

0:40:03.719 --> 0:40:05.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. We spoke about this on the show.

0:40:05.760 --> 0:40:09.000
<v Speaker 3>Actually, what's white color crime? You know?

0:40:09.360 --> 0:40:14.840
<v Speaker 2>It's like financial fraud, like tax evasion and embezzment of money.

0:40:15.280 --> 0:40:17.600
<v Speaker 2>Why are fraud? It's kind of like you're smart.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like when I hear those stories, I'm like,

0:40:20.680 --> 0:40:21.400
<v Speaker 4>you deserve.

0:40:22.719 --> 0:40:25.520
<v Speaker 6>Yes, insider trading, like everything else.

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<v Speaker 2>Is who you know?

0:40:26.000 --> 0:40:26.319
<v Speaker 1>Why not.

0:40:28.480 --> 0:40:30.120
<v Speaker 4>Trading? It sounds kind of fun.

0:40:30.239 --> 0:40:31.319
<v Speaker 3>It's a victimless crime.

0:40:31.440 --> 0:40:34.960
<v Speaker 2>But also we all insider trade that it just called gossip.

0:40:35.000 --> 0:40:38.160
<v Speaker 3>I mean we do, right, I think it's a bit different. Well,

0:40:38.160 --> 0:40:38.440
<v Speaker 3>there's the.

0:40:38.520 --> 0:40:41.080
<v Speaker 2>Money involved, and I guess there is. What am I

0:40:41.120 --> 0:40:41.560
<v Speaker 2>talking about?

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<v Speaker 3>It's a fantastic question.

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<v Speaker 2>Has been great.

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<v Speaker 3>Is it just me?

0:40:47.280 --> 0:40:49.000
<v Speaker 6>Or do you have no desire to go to space?

0:40:49.320 --> 0:40:51.399
<v Speaker 6>Even if I was offered an all expenses paid trip

0:40:51.480 --> 0:40:53.959
<v Speaker 6>to space, I'd prefer to go to Thailand or something.

0:40:54.800 --> 0:40:56.320
<v Speaker 3>It depends how long it takes to get there for

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<v Speaker 3>the long haul.

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<v Speaker 2>Fuck that. I think you'd rather space of a barley, though?

0:40:59.760 --> 0:41:00.960
<v Speaker 2>Can I speak for you confidently?

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe it depends It depends on how long the flight is.

0:41:04.560 --> 0:41:06.560
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but there's nothing to do in space. We just

0:41:06.600 --> 0:41:07.360
<v Speaker 4>look out the window.

0:41:08.560 --> 0:41:11.719
<v Speaker 6>And also like it's probably so vast and so big

0:41:11.880 --> 0:41:14.000
<v Speaker 6>and so black, like you wouldn't see anything.

0:41:14.120 --> 0:41:16.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but I think the no gravity thing does excite me.

0:41:16.520 --> 0:41:19.360
<v Speaker 3>I would mind having a glance at Earth from Afar

0:41:19.520 --> 0:41:22.000
<v Speaker 3>and then I'd be like, take me home and give

0:41:22.000 --> 0:41:23.560
<v Speaker 3>a fuck about mercury and whatnot.

0:41:23.320 --> 0:41:24.320
<v Speaker 4>On YouTube exactly.

0:41:24.960 --> 0:41:28.640
<v Speaker 6>I agree, zero gravity exists on Earth. Yeah's train astronauts,

0:41:29.160 --> 0:41:29.680
<v Speaker 6>they can do it.

0:41:29.840 --> 0:41:33.480
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Hobby Hunt, we're going for a flight singing in space.

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<v Speaker 2>Grace, thank you so much. That is incredible.

0:41:36.239 --> 0:41:38.680
<v Speaker 3>Means you know what's going to happen. Now you're going

0:41:38.719 --> 0:41:40.440
<v Speaker 3>to forget which ones to you. Then you're going to

0:41:40.480 --> 0:41:41.239
<v Speaker 3>read from her list.

0:41:43.160 --> 0:41:45.359
<v Speaker 2>She didn't do all of them. So okay, here's the thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Over the next month, I'm going to incorporate one gem

0:41:48.120 --> 0:41:49.879
<v Speaker 2>that is Grace's and you need to try and pick

0:41:49.920 --> 0:41:51.800
<v Speaker 2>if it's the Grace gym. That's a challenge.

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<v Speaker 3>Thanks great, Okay, I reckon I could pick it? Well,

0:41:54.400 --> 0:41:55.239
<v Speaker 3>will there give me it?

0:41:55.280 --> 0:41:59.200
<v Speaker 2>Give me a month? Will Isn't she the best? I'm

0:41:59.239 --> 0:42:01.600
<v Speaker 2>so lucky. She's very good. And to say first to

0:42:01.640 --> 0:42:02.760
<v Speaker 2>my notes ladies and gentlemen.

0:42:03.880 --> 0:42:06.000
<v Speaker 3>So by Jenna, I don't know have Mitch updated you,

0:42:06.080 --> 0:42:08.719
<v Speaker 3>but we've lost a team member here is it just me? HQ.

0:42:09.080 --> 0:42:13.719
<v Speaker 2>Yeah what hoops thyroid cancer. That's not funny. Oh sorry,

0:42:13.880 --> 0:42:16.880
<v Speaker 2>I don't mean you're such a good actor, but.

0:42:18.840 --> 0:42:20.200
<v Speaker 3>About throd cancer.

0:42:20.239 --> 0:42:22.279
<v Speaker 4>Oh my god. I just to record podcast with him

0:42:22.560 --> 0:42:23.200
<v Speaker 4>four weeks ago.

0:42:24.640 --> 0:42:26.759
<v Speaker 2>No, no one, he was hiding it from you, a wig.

0:42:27.600 --> 0:42:30.759
<v Speaker 3>No one's dead, but someone's handed in their resignation.

0:42:31.120 --> 0:42:33.600
<v Speaker 2>Who is Oscar? After the way I spoke to him allegedly.

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<v Speaker 3>No I moderated callum what yeah, yeah, he's quit. Why

0:42:38.880 --> 0:42:40.120
<v Speaker 3>he doesn't want to moderate anymore?

0:42:40.200 --> 0:42:40.520
<v Speaker 1>He did?

0:42:40.880 --> 0:42:41.799
<v Speaker 3>He said it's too busy.

0:42:41.920 --> 0:42:44.320
<v Speaker 2>Well, to be fair, we inspired his interest in radio.

0:42:44.520 --> 0:42:45.719
<v Speaker 2>He's now working in radio.

0:42:45.880 --> 0:42:46.640
<v Speaker 4>He's doing very soon.

0:42:46.920 --> 0:42:48.440
<v Speaker 3>I said, like, I've got three jobs. I don't have

0:42:48.480 --> 0:42:50.560
<v Speaker 3>time for this anymore. And I was like, fuck, of course,

0:42:50.600 --> 0:42:52.279
<v Speaker 3>I didn't know that it was taking up that much

0:42:52.320 --> 0:42:54.319
<v Speaker 3>time at all. If it's too much, the guy, that's

0:42:54.360 --> 0:42:54.800
<v Speaker 3>so funny.

0:42:55.320 --> 0:42:56.719
<v Speaker 2>You know, we all have five jobs and do it,

0:42:56.760 --> 0:42:57.279
<v Speaker 2>but it's all good.

0:42:58.360 --> 0:43:00.279
<v Speaker 3>But yeah, I was like, you know, that's so fine.

0:43:00.320 --> 0:43:02.560
<v Speaker 3>I actually kind of forgot that we still had moderators.

0:43:02.680 --> 0:43:04.520
<v Speaker 3>Remember the moderator games from like twenty twenty.

0:43:04.840 --> 0:43:06.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we need to bring them back, but clearly where.

0:43:06.719 --> 0:43:07.080
<v Speaker 3>We need now.

0:43:07.160 --> 0:43:08.880
<v Speaker 4>He was another girl who got it with Steph.

0:43:09.040 --> 0:43:10.640
<v Speaker 2>She still moderates. I think, yeah.

0:43:11.080 --> 0:43:13.560
<v Speaker 3>I did a check him with her recently, saying just checking,

0:43:13.600 --> 0:43:16.319
<v Speaker 3>are you still fine to keep doing this job? She's like, yeah,

0:43:16.320 --> 0:43:16.600
<v Speaker 3>I'd love to.

0:43:16.640 --> 0:43:16.919
<v Speaker 2>Of course.

0:43:16.960 --> 0:43:19.880
<v Speaker 3>I love being a moderator. Okay, And god, I'm just

0:43:19.920 --> 0:43:21.759
<v Speaker 3>an awful employer. I didn't even think to check him

0:43:21.760 --> 0:43:24.279
<v Speaker 3>with Callum this whole time. It's been bloody working like

0:43:24.320 --> 0:43:26.759
<v Speaker 3>a dog trying to moderate and do his actual job.

0:43:26.880 --> 0:43:28.640
<v Speaker 2>Well, no, because he like we talked to him, We've

0:43:28.640 --> 0:43:30.720
<v Speaker 2>met him, he's been on the show. He's a sweetheart.

0:43:30.719 --> 0:43:32.759
<v Speaker 2>We love him. So we talked to him often, actually so,

0:43:33.040 --> 0:43:34.960
<v Speaker 2>but I did not even check to see if he

0:43:35.040 --> 0:43:35.400
<v Speaker 2>was all right.

0:43:35.680 --> 0:43:37.320
<v Speaker 3>Oh well, now we have a vacancy.

0:43:37.440 --> 0:43:39.799
<v Speaker 2>Maybe we should bring back the moderator games. Oh my god,

0:43:39.960 --> 0:43:41.719
<v Speaker 2>I think we bring back the Moderator Games. For those

0:43:41.719 --> 0:43:44.040
<v Speaker 2>who don't know what they are, is we held our

0:43:44.160 --> 0:43:46.120
<v Speaker 2>version of the Olympic Games.

0:43:46.680 --> 0:43:47.920
<v Speaker 3>I thought it was more Hunger Games.

0:43:48.360 --> 0:43:50.799
<v Speaker 2>Jason, Well, no, I'm just trying not to say Olympic Game.

0:43:51.040 --> 0:43:56.080
<v Speaker 2>But what about l Olympics Olympics? Remember last week we said, yeah,

0:43:56.239 --> 0:43:58.240
<v Speaker 2>l she's got a limp.

0:44:00.600 --> 0:44:02.320
<v Speaker 3>Olympics. You just post the photo of her in a

0:44:02.360 --> 0:44:04.680
<v Speaker 3>moonboot Olympics.

0:44:04.760 --> 0:44:08.120
<v Speaker 2>L on crutches, l from stranger things on crutches. That's

0:44:08.120 --> 0:44:10.719
<v Speaker 2>how we get around it. We do the moderator games,

0:44:10.719 --> 0:44:12.919
<v Speaker 2>which is basically, yeah, like the Hunger game. So so okay,

0:44:13.000 --> 0:44:14.279
<v Speaker 2>let's do an open casting now.

0:44:14.640 --> 0:44:17.680
<v Speaker 3>It was such a fucking stupid concept because they were competing.

0:44:18.320 --> 0:44:20.960
<v Speaker 3>We have to eliminate people from the games. They were

0:44:21.000 --> 0:44:22.560
<v Speaker 3>competing for an unpaid task.

0:44:23.000 --> 0:44:25.600
<v Speaker 2>I actually think that's a bit unethical, a bit.

0:44:26.120 --> 0:44:27.680
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay, here's the thing, and I love how he

0:44:27.760 --> 0:44:29.600
<v Speaker 3>felt that he had to resign and ask permission to

0:44:29.600 --> 0:44:31.320
<v Speaker 3>stop doing it. I was like, yeah, it's fine.

0:44:32.000 --> 0:44:33.960
<v Speaker 2>What a moderator is. We have a Facebook group.

0:44:34.000 --> 0:44:34.120
<v Speaker 3>Now.

0:44:34.239 --> 0:44:36.399
<v Speaker 2>I've had people this week message me and go, how

0:44:36.440 --> 0:44:37.880
<v Speaker 2>the fuck did I not know that you had a

0:44:37.880 --> 0:44:39.680
<v Speaker 2>Facebook group? Because I love it. I get so much

0:44:39.719 --> 0:44:42.360
<v Speaker 2>more extra info and it's so engaging. Yeah, our idiots

0:44:42.400 --> 0:44:42.800
<v Speaker 2>are amazing.

0:44:42.880 --> 0:44:45.399
<v Speaker 3>And how are they not in the loop about the group?

0:44:45.560 --> 0:44:47.080
<v Speaker 2>They didn't know? I don't know, I don't know we

0:44:47.200 --> 0:44:47.680
<v Speaker 2>have a Facebook.

0:44:47.719 --> 0:44:48.359
<v Speaker 3>Do they not listen?

0:44:48.800 --> 0:44:51.640
<v Speaker 2>Idiot? Go and join in a good way.

0:44:51.760 --> 0:44:55.000
<v Speaker 3>Our idiots or dumb fuck idiots in the derogatory sense,

0:44:55.080 --> 0:44:55.520
<v Speaker 3>dumb fuck.

0:44:55.719 --> 0:44:59.120
<v Speaker 2>Okay, so enduring idiots E n D. You are a

0:44:59.320 --> 0:45:01.280
<v Speaker 2>NT to spell it because it's not actually.

0:45:01.040 --> 0:45:02.879
<v Speaker 3>A real worm, as we've discovered. But there's a link

0:45:02.920 --> 0:45:04.799
<v Speaker 3>in the show notes anyway. Yeah, so just where if

0:45:04.840 --> 0:45:06.840
<v Speaker 3>you're listening on click info show notes, tap it, go

0:45:07.040 --> 0:45:10.279
<v Speaker 3>join it. Moderators are people that volunteer their time. I

0:45:10.320 --> 0:45:11.880
<v Speaker 3>mean there's not really much time. You just have to

0:45:11.920 --> 0:45:14.279
<v Speaker 3>approve posts that go in if there's something that goes

0:45:14.320 --> 0:45:16.399
<v Speaker 3>in there again, the requests to join as a member,

0:45:16.440 --> 0:45:19.560
<v Speaker 3>you can approve or decline, but I don't. There's not

0:45:19.840 --> 0:45:21.920
<v Speaker 3>any salacious ship being written in the group, so it's

0:45:21.960 --> 0:45:23.920
<v Speaker 3>really not a hard job. In fact, I moderate half

0:45:23.960 --> 0:45:25.680
<v Speaker 3>the time. If I'm the first to seven navigation of

0:45:25.760 --> 0:45:27.680
<v Speaker 3>the web, as do we all do it, it's not

0:45:27.760 --> 0:45:29.759
<v Speaker 3>a hard job. This isn't me throwing shade at Calum.

0:45:29.800 --> 0:45:31.200
<v Speaker 3>If he wants to bow out, that's fine. He's had

0:45:31.239 --> 0:45:33.239
<v Speaker 3>a good fucking three year stint in the row.

0:45:34.160 --> 0:45:37.280
<v Speaker 2>Can I just suggest can we send cal a tote

0:45:37.320 --> 0:45:40.560
<v Speaker 2>bag just to say thank you? Oh we better Jenna, Yeah,

0:45:40.560 --> 0:45:41.919
<v Speaker 2>of course, one of the limited ones.

0:45:42.280 --> 0:45:46.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't have access to the non limited Okay, great, yeah, yeah,

0:45:46.480 --> 0:45:47.120
<v Speaker 1>the scabby one.

0:45:47.120 --> 0:45:49.160
<v Speaker 2>I mean, there were a tissue until Mitchell got involved.

0:45:51.040 --> 0:45:52.880
<v Speaker 2>Is this a tote bag? It was a fucking napkin.

0:45:53.239 --> 0:45:55.720
<v Speaker 3>But if it was one of those little velvet jewelry purses,

0:45:56.480 --> 0:45:57.600
<v Speaker 3>we thought it was a tote bag.

0:45:58.760 --> 0:46:01.600
<v Speaker 2>Oh that funny. Yeah, And you moderate the group, you

0:46:01.640 --> 0:46:02.880
<v Speaker 2>get to be involved, you get to talk to us.

0:46:02.920 --> 0:46:04.840
<v Speaker 2>It's very fun. If you would like to apply for

0:46:04.920 --> 0:46:07.360
<v Speaker 2>our moderator role, the moderator games will be back. However,

0:46:07.560 --> 0:46:10.600
<v Speaker 2>they won't be as ruthless. We're more ethical now. We

0:46:10.680 --> 0:46:12.120
<v Speaker 2>have to think of a mechanic, but we will bring

0:46:12.200 --> 0:46:12.520
<v Speaker 2>them back.

0:46:12.840 --> 0:46:16.160
<v Speaker 3>When you say we this is your baby, Jenna, this

0:46:16.360 --> 0:46:16.720
<v Speaker 3>is yours?

0:46:16.840 --> 0:46:20.040
<v Speaker 2>Well, what if we did the moderator games but we

0:46:20.200 --> 0:46:21.440
<v Speaker 2>killed the people that didn't get it?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm quite sorry that.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's it.

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<v Speaker 3>You're feeling all right today, you're saying some weirds.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh am, I it's going to be a fourteen hour

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<v Speaker 2>day for me everyone and I had a thirteen hour

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<v Speaker 2>day yesterday.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, it's really but it's not in your job,

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<v Speaker 1>not about you today. It's Mitchell Krimsbuff.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been told, yeah, I've been told.

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<v Speaker 3>With the mister phobes mind ever had a sliver of

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<v Speaker 3>my kohala cake.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, please have it?

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<v Speaker 3>How am I going to eat it?

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<v Speaker 2>Jenna, there's no forks, or she wouldn't know's I bought it.

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<v Speaker 1>She did not buy it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and that's right. And Jenna is meant to get

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<v Speaker 3>a call.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember I was in the mid Yeah, that's where

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<v Speaker 2>she went wrong. I said, Jenna, I'm free antick this week,

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<v Speaker 2>as I am every week. Can you get a caller?

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<v Speaker 2>But she heard koala?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>I thought you made a koala.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? Can I have a slither too?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>What flavor?

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<v Speaker 3>Just beware of sprinkles. They're fucking going everywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you slice it on your birthday? Well it would

0:47:16.160 --> 0:47:19.759
<v Speaker 2>just be easier than twisting it across one too. Sure,

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<v Speaker 2>we'll piece off the iHeartRadio.

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<v Speaker 3>I need to fork or something.

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<v Speaker 2>Just hoose your hands.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm a lady.

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<v Speaker 4>Would you like me to go and get some forks?

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<v Speaker 3>Just worried about these fucking sprinkles.

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<v Speaker 4>The vacuum can come.

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<v Speaker 3>You say that, but then we're going to get a

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<v Speaker 3>fucking email tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 2>Why did you give me the biggest fucking slice. I

0:47:36.920 --> 0:47:38.439
<v Speaker 2>feel like that was pointed that was for her.

0:47:38.360 --> 0:47:42.960
<v Speaker 3>And this is the biggest Oh, it looks fucking dense.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, So, Jenna, why don't you tell the story

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<v Speaker 2>that I told you about how I found it?

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<v Speaker 4>No, I let you.

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<v Speaker 3>This is the most elaborate gasline Jenner ever. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 3>it smells lovely. Okay, I'll keep talking while you eat

0:47:54.920 --> 0:47:58.800
<v Speaker 3>my cake. Sureep, listen to the crunch of those sprinkles.

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<v Speaker 3>Like so, it's a double a vanilla sponge filled with

0:48:01.560 --> 0:48:04.440
<v Speaker 3>jam top with sprinkles and edible decorations. I'm having one

0:48:04.480 --> 0:48:04.959
<v Speaker 3>of his these.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, oh, look at that jam.

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<v Speaker 3>That doesn't look edible. Imagine that wasn't the edible decoration

0:48:12.160 --> 0:48:14.399
<v Speaker 3>and I just bite into it. Does that look edible

0:48:14.440 --> 0:48:15.799
<v Speaker 3>to you? Feel?

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on you mind that chocolate?

0:48:19.640 --> 0:48:23.520
<v Speaker 3>Oh that's the yummy? Could you stop chewing to the

0:48:23.520 --> 0:48:29.520
<v Speaker 3>point over this? Sorry anyway? Yeah, very happy with this.

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<v Speaker 3>Love it.

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<v Speaker 2>So what did Jean end up getting you?

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<v Speaker 3>I haven't seen him yet. Oh he got me like

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<v Speaker 3>a temporary little gift because there's a big thing on

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<v Speaker 3>the way. Don't be faul Sean. If you're listening, stop

0:48:45.320 --> 0:48:48.920
<v Speaker 3>because we're talking about your anniversary present again. I told

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<v Speaker 3>you that I got him the doctor who chest set

0:48:51.680 --> 0:48:55.000
<v Speaker 3>Well it turned out and it wasn't a chest set.

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<v Speaker 3>It was just the bits. What do you mean, just

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<v Speaker 3>the like players, you know, they the pawn And I

0:49:02.760 --> 0:49:04.680
<v Speaker 3>was like, I can't give this to him enough. I

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<v Speaker 3>had to order a fucking chess board to go with it,

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<v Speaker 3>and that's going to take another three weeks.

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<v Speaker 2>It's it's going to be two months late.

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<v Speaker 5>I know.

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<v Speaker 3>That's why I can't make him feel bad because he's

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<v Speaker 3>apparently ordered something for my birthday that's going to be late.

0:49:16.320 --> 0:49:18.319
<v Speaker 3>And I was like, well, it might even still beat

0:49:18.320 --> 0:49:21.040
<v Speaker 3>your anniversity present. I can't give him just the doctor

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<v Speaker 3>who themed chess pieces, No you can't.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like giving him a tennis ball but no racket, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you totally, and chopping board, no knife. And he's like,

0:49:28.680 --> 0:49:31.520
<v Speaker 2>what the fuck do we do with this monopoly? No cash? Well,

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<v Speaker 2>I was away for Steven's but just.

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<v Speaker 3>Give him dip but nothing to dip in it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because you're so right. Chips would be fine because

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<v Speaker 2>you can just step the chips, but keep I mean

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<v Speaker 2>you can't. What are you to do with all these

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<v Speaker 2>chess pieces? About a ball? Oh? So he gets it,

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<v Speaker 2>he's fine. That cake was delicious, to be.

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<v Speaker 4>Honest, really good.

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<v Speaker 3>It's actually really fucking good.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, we probably should end it on that notement. Sure,

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<v Speaker 2>let's go enjoy this cake and piece. Yeah we better.

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<v Speaker 3>We hope this podcast made you feel at least two

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<v Speaker 3>percent better today. It's all just two percent so good.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll catch you on Wednesday for the remains of my birthday.

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<v Speaker 2>Week, canal Yeah, of course I think you should. You

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<v Speaker 2>deserve it. Oh thanks, that's fine. Leave us a five

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