Speaker 1: This is.
Speaker 2: Just bostood by a couple of mitches. Hello, you delease
Speaker 2: yourself for the rude shocks of young adulthood. How dare
Speaker 2: you leak our company secrets? That's like the newest hiary
Speaker 2: at KFC walking out with a megaphone and going a
Speaker 2: Reghana sta. He is Mitch, Julie and Mitchell coos.
Speaker 1: I like you. I like you.
Speaker 2: Oh now, we're not going to stop down on it.
Speaker 2: I stop down on what that happy birthday?
Speaker 3: Thank you?
Speaker 2: You don't get to because that's just why, because it's
Speaker 2: too much. You got the flowers last week. I think
Speaker 2: it's a lot.
Speaker 3: Flowers aren't a present bread, they were a garnish.
Speaker 2: Oh god, here it is.
Speaker 3: Jenna gets what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Give you no happy birthday? You know we have to
Speaker 2: celebrate it again.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but at the time of record, it is my
Speaker 3: actual birthday today, so I'm milking it. I'm milking it. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, happy birthday twenty eight.
Speaker 3: I know, which means it's been ten years since my
Speaker 3: eighteenth my first alcoholic drink, and certainly not the last name.
Speaker 1: I know that. You always say that a birthday isn't
Speaker 1: a birthday without a cake.
Speaker 3: I've always said that.
Speaker 2: Have you ever fucking said I've known you for a
Speaker 2: decade and it's.
Speaker 3: So gorgeous the Jenna, remember that I've said.
Speaker 2: That any things you paid for it kidio, are youre welcome.
Speaker 1: I don't have access to the kiddio and I never have,
Speaker 1: so I used my own money both.
Speaker 3: Oh well, thank you, Jenna. Oh look at that.
Speaker 2: I found it online and I text Jenna and I
Speaker 2: said he would love this.
Speaker 3: Got involved in all was I mean, since we're being honest, Mitchell,
Speaker 3: you're making a big deal about having given me flowers.
Speaker 3: But then he texted me and asked me to reimburse
Speaker 3: him from the kineo. I had to transfer him from
Speaker 3: my presence and.
Speaker 2: Then I said it reimbursed me it was eighty five,
Speaker 2: and then I checked the receipt it was actually seventy nine.
Speaker 2: I've actually made money.
Speaker 3: He's made money off my perpose.
Speaker 4: Well, you don't have to reimburse me for this.
Speaker 2: It's a coals kwan because it's from fucking Coal's Jenner.
Speaker 4: No, I'm surprised for how expensive these are inflation.
Speaker 3: Hey, I'm not fussy, and Jenna's right. I remember one
Speaker 3: year I think it might have been my twenty first
Speaker 3: I went to bed on my actual birthday and I
Speaker 3: was like, something feels wrong, something feels off. And then
Speaker 3: I realized I didn't ever.
Speaker 2: Birth, hadn't had a cake.
Speaker 3: And that's why I make such a point of bringing cake.
Speaker 3: And I don't care if you're on a fucking diet,
Speaker 3: I'm bringing cake.
Speaker 2: One year, my sister Becky did a prank cake where
Speaker 2: she baked it. She like dipped a balloon in white
Speaker 2: chocolate and then popped the balloon and didn't pop the
Speaker 2: blue and the bloom was insight so that I cut
Speaker 2: the cake and it popped and everyone laughed and I
Speaker 2: was like, good prank. Where's the secondary cake? There wasn't one.
Speaker 4: Oh I would have cried.
Speaker 2: So not only was I pranked, which I hate, I
Speaker 2: also didn't have a cake on my birthday.
Speaker 3: But what was surrounding the balloon?
Speaker 2: White chocolate?
Speaker 3: Oh, well, you got some white chocolate atah, but you
Speaker 3: don't see that it's a balloon and I thought it
Speaker 3: was a round cake doesn't counted the cake.
Speaker 2: That's exactly what I felt. I was very upset.
Speaker 3: Even like a smash cake that's made of candy doesn't
Speaker 3: count as a birthday cake.
Speaker 2: You know what I I don't think count as a
Speaker 2: birthday cake. And sorry toddlers, but Donut King cakes donuts
Speaker 2: in a pyramid.
Speaker 1: Do you remember when Donut King used to create the donuts?
Speaker 1: But they were in the number for my birthday? I
Speaker 1: remember I had that. I remember that one of the
Speaker 1: best cakes I've had.
Speaker 2: Don't I can do a good fucking donut. Oh that's
Speaker 2: the koal.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much for this, Jenner. That's very sweet.
Speaker 2: Now you're welcome. I said, I can't find it. I
Speaker 2: want will you go to that nearest Coals. I don't
Speaker 2: care if you've got to go to a Coals Express,
Speaker 2: Like what's a Coals Express?
Speaker 3: And of course you don't drive, mate, I don't care
Speaker 3: if it's a seven to eleven muffin. If it's a
Speaker 3: birthday cake, it still counts.
Speaker 2: Yes, now, Jenner, we have plates, but we don't have
Speaker 2: a knife.
Speaker 4: There's a knife there.
Speaker 3: Jenna always has one on here.
Speaker 2: This TELEPROPMT because everything here scripted.
Speaker 3: I want to steal this. You know how I stole
Speaker 3: a knife from the kids office and then I accidentally
Speaker 3: gave it back when I got your cake. Jenna, Yes,
Speaker 3: because I left it in the box. Yes, I realized
Speaker 3: what I'm missing most is not its function as a knife,
Speaker 3: but as a letter opener. I missed it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's actually still here.
Speaker 3: It's blunt though, Mitchell, I use my sharpener. It's better
Speaker 3: off now than it was when I fucking got it.
Speaker 2: It's got chop written on it, like it's clearly like
Speaker 2: a Kmarte knife. It's got chop with an exclamation point.
Speaker 2: But it's been used so much here by the underpaid
Speaker 2: staff that the sea has been you know, rubbed off.
Speaker 2: It just says hop.
Speaker 4: I think it's the ones you know, you get for
Speaker 4: free for having Cole's points.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's a Stone collaboration with master Share.
Speaker 3: We might have to eat this off the cloud because
Speaker 3: there's fucking sprinkles going every week, No is there. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's got blue sprinkles on this little Kohala face and
Speaker 3: they're going everywhere. Oh no, I'm stressed. It's so cute
Speaker 3: and you know they'll make a big deal if we
Speaker 3: mess up with studio.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh God, say the email one person only
Speaker 2: it's personal vendetta or something something. What are you doing
Speaker 2: tonight because we're all seeing you tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Night.
Speaker 2: I mean me and Janey are going You're doing a
Speaker 2: birthday thing?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was debating. I'm like, my birthday is a Thursday.
Speaker 3: Do I do something on the Thursday night or the
Speaker 3: Friday night? Because everyone might have planned on Friday. But honestly,
Speaker 3: Thursday nights have become the new Friday night. Most people
Speaker 3: work from home on a Friday, so people tend to
Speaker 3: get on a Thursday. Really, yeah, I've noticed that, Like
Speaker 3: if have you been in the Sydney CBD on a
Speaker 3: Thursday night and I'm on air, I've never let the
Speaker 3: true I'm always working. Sorry for rubbing it in, that's
Speaker 3: all right. Well I often go to the Sydney CBD
Speaker 3: of a night when I'm driving fucking Jenna home. That's
Speaker 3: trying to do in the podcast. Oh my god, it's
Speaker 3: hacked with all these people in their bloody work business
Speaker 3: suits getting munted.
Speaker 2: God I missed Thursday night shopping, Like is it still
Speaker 2: a thing? Because I actill ever took part.
Speaker 1: Oh, I did every week, but I did as a child,
Speaker 1: like after school we would go there, yeah and spend
Speaker 1: time there.
Speaker 3: So it was late night shopping right ye till nine?
Speaker 3: Would the post office stay open late because that's.
Speaker 2: All you really, essential services wouldn't stay open.
Speaker 3: Well that's fucking stupid.
Speaker 4: I know you know you could go to Valley Girl
Speaker 4: and stuff.
Speaker 2: So well, super all the big hitters boy listen, welcome
Speaker 2: to Is it just me? Every show we start the
Speaker 2: same with, and is it just me? Something we've noticed,
Speaker 2: something we hate or appreciate. Mitch does not know mine.
Speaker 2: I don't know mitches. We used to hear on the show.
Speaker 2: If you knew celebrate birthdays in a big fashion, we'd
Speaker 2: get celeb guests, they'd big cash, prizes, prizes, it'd be
Speaker 2: a whole big bonanza. But we don't anymore because it's
Speaker 2: just too much pressure on who me. Ah, well, what
Speaker 2: did you do for my birthday that year? Because I
Speaker 2: got you to the big year? Remember we both did one.
Speaker 3: Really, I made a montage of all of our gorgeous
Speaker 3: listeners wishing you happy birthday. Oh yeah, I was like,
Speaker 3: got your now X to send in a birthday message
Speaker 3: and I hit it in the sound effect. You didn't
Speaker 3: know what was coming, so you hit play and you
Speaker 3: cried because it was gorgeous. Yeah, I can't rememb brought
Speaker 3: else so I did.
Speaker 2: There was other ship well, listen, I've got a montage
Speaker 2: to play him. We've had our listeners. It's a bigger
Speaker 2: but this is a listening you didn't know.
Speaker 3: I remember that time you actually played the montage I
Speaker 3: made you and said I made this because it was
Speaker 3: saying happy birthday, Mitch, and it still applied to me.
Speaker 3: That for me, but then it was like, I hope
Speaker 3: you and your boyfriend Hayde and have a good day,
Speaker 3: and told you that's my montage.
Speaker 2: I do have a message from the listeners. Uh, this
Speaker 2: is beautifulness is poignant, so they want to have you
Speaker 2: with Mitchell poignant.
Speaker 3: I thought you said pointnant. I think if it's trying
Speaker 3: to say pertinent and poignant at the same time.
Speaker 2: Poignant poignant. My dad says, it's so annoying. I can't
Speaker 2: think of it. Hold on, I did a recall story.
Speaker 2: It'll come to me. It'll come to me, he always
Speaker 2: says it. That's so annoying.
Speaker 3: You're going to play a thing from listeners.
Speaker 2: This is the audio of the listeners in.
Speaker 3: Thanks, thank you. What was the name that sent that?
Speaker 3: In Fanny Fanny General will send you a take back
Speaker 3: your birthday.
Speaker 2: And jenn Is coming out. I'll think of what my
Speaker 2: dad says. But yeah, and is it just me? Something
Speaker 2: we've noticed? Hatter appreciate, mich doesn't know Mine, I don't know, Mitches.
Speaker 3: Mine is about my birthday. So I made as I'll
Speaker 3: kick things off.
Speaker 2: Oh, would you like to go first?
Speaker 3: Sure?
Speaker 2: It is Mine's mine is Miney's about the weather, That's
Speaker 2: all I'm going to say.
Speaker 3: I can't wait for that steak around idiots weather?
Speaker 2: And what is the astrology?
Speaker 1: Too? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Go for a Mitchell? Is it just me?
Speaker 3: Does something seem like a great idea when you're drunk most.
Speaker 2: Most things, Yeah, that's the point of drinking, right, Yeah.
Speaker 3: But I come up with some real cooked ideas when
Speaker 3: I'm drunk, and at the time I really stand by them.
Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, that's a great idea.
Speaker 4: I don't know, what have you done?
Speaker 3: Well, because today's my actual birthday. Last night Sean called
Speaker 3: me and said, I'm really really stressed about my present view.
Speaker 3: I said, why, what's wrong? And he goes, well, it's
Speaker 3: something you said a few months ago that you wanted.
Speaker 3: And I was like, well, then how can you go wrong?
Speaker 3: Go for it, get it, and he goes, yeah, but
Speaker 3: we were drunk at the time, and I went, oh, no, oh,
Speaker 3: this could be anything. Yeah, what the fuck did I say?
Speaker 3: And he goes, well, I can't tell you what it
Speaker 3: was because that would spoil it. But I'm just having
Speaker 3: doubts about whether you actually want it or if that
Speaker 3: was a drunk thought.
Speaker 2: And your drunk self, you're very slippy may Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: you just talk a lot when you're drunk.
Speaker 3: Nah that I used to be like that. I think
Speaker 3: I've learned to read the room a bit better. I've
Speaker 3: got more to call.
Speaker 2: It's not negative, it's just you. You do get chatting.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm not saying it's you. I like drunk.
Speaker 3: I used to run my mouth a lot when I
Speaker 3: was younger.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what was it? Tell us?
Speaker 3: Well, this morning he called me for my actual birthday
Speaker 3: and did the usual Hi, happy birthday, bah, and he goes,
Speaker 3: listen the thing. I was on the fence about that gear.
Speaker 3: I didn't end up getting it, but I've got something
Speaker 3: else on the way. I okay, cool, Well now that
Speaker 3: now that you're not getting it, can you tell me
Speaker 3: what you were going to get me?
Speaker 1: Here?
Speaker 3: Do you want to know what my grand idea when
Speaker 3: I was drunk was or singing lessons. He made the
Speaker 3: right hang on, not just singing lessons together.
Speaker 2: Couple singing lets singing I actually think that's really quite sweet. Now,
Speaker 2: where did this come from from within? Because this is
Speaker 2: deeply shit.
Speaker 1: Don't know.
Speaker 3: But apparently he was going to book them, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: thank fuck, you did everything. There's just no way I
Speaker 3: would have gone and done that. That sounds horrible. You
Speaker 3: couldn't pay me to go to a couple singing lesson?
Speaker 2: Do they even exist? Or you use it a pipe
Speaker 2: dream that you could do it?
Speaker 3: Well, apparently he was looking into it last night and
Speaker 3: I might leave it. At the last minute, he had
Speaker 3: his finger holding over the mouth, ready to book, and
Speaker 3: then he goes, I just don't know if.
Speaker 2: You actually want I need to google a couple singing
Speaker 2: less Oh my god.
Speaker 3: But you know what, that's not the first time my
Speaker 3: drunk self has had that thought. Do you remember a
Speaker 3: few years ago there was that guy I was dating.
Speaker 3: We were together for like three months or so, Yeah,
Speaker 3: and on our first date, I said, so, what do
Speaker 3: you do for work? And he goes, I'm a singing teacher.
Speaker 3: And by the way, you emailed me on New Year's
Speaker 3: Day once inquiring about singing listen, And I remember I
Speaker 3: was in Vegas with a friend and we were obviously
Speaker 3: a bit munted, and it was like midnight New Year's Eve,
Speaker 3: American time, and we were like New Year's resolutions. Let's
Speaker 3: both pick something and we both have to do it.
Speaker 3: She picked boxing, and once again my drunk self thought
Speaker 3: singing lessons with a good idea. So I sent this
Speaker 3: fucking drunken inquiry to a guy I ended up dating.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, and he goes, yeah, you never followed
Speaker 2: up on that. Do you ever? Did he ever make
Speaker 2: you sing? If you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Oh, he would try to. Like he goes, oh, I
Speaker 3: think we should work on that. I should give you
Speaker 3: singing lessons. I want to discover your voice. I had
Speaker 3: a voice, and I'm telling you to piss off, but
Speaker 3: you're listening. We're not doing singing lessons.
Speaker 2: I don't want to shoot your hopes down. But you,
Speaker 2: I think, would have a terrible singing voice.
Speaker 3: Well that's why you go to lessons, isn't it.
Speaker 2: Of course? But like belting, I don't know if you
Speaker 2: I've heard your belt.
Speaker 3: We said we wouldn't talk about that.
Speaker 2: It's sorry hearing me belt? I think you could do it.
Speaker 2: Is this something that you want to explore? Should we
Speaker 2: bring back the hobby hunt?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, let's do singing the podcast, Like we
Speaker 3: should record me singing prior to a lesson. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: then I'll obviously go to one and then see if
Speaker 3: I improve.
Speaker 2: Well, if you're going to do it, I'm going to
Speaker 2: do it. Yeah, because I've got the baritone, you've got
Speaker 2: the tenor. Like I, I can go low. I'm more
Speaker 2: an al sobrano are you? Because I think I don't know?
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, okay, I'd be a tenor. You'd be an alto.
Speaker 3: I guess I actually don't know. I won't know until
Speaker 3: I go to lessons.
Speaker 2: That could be a good idea.
Speaker 3: I reckon the thought process behind this. Every time I'm drunk,
Speaker 3: I'm obviously singing at a party whatever, and I think
Speaker 3: to myself, my voice is beautiful. Yeah, with the right
Speaker 3: amount of training. Oh could be a stuff.
Speaker 2: You know what happens when Mitch gets drunk. He makes
Speaker 2: us all sit in his living room and watch old
Speaker 2: music videos. So you must watch.
Speaker 3: No one's there against their will. It's always like put
Speaker 3: this on next.
Speaker 2: It's actually the best, the best in the world. It's
Speaker 2: very fine. Maybe that's where you get the confidence from.
Speaker 3: I don't know, but I'm open to doing it as
Speaker 3: a hobby hunt.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, TBC on my hobby hunt singing this is.
Speaker 3: I said, I'm I'm keen. Oh you're kids at TVC
Speaker 3: or no.
Speaker 2: TBC is in Like we have to talk off the cloud.
Speaker 2: If you want to do it, we can do it.
Speaker 2: But can we get them in here?
Speaker 3: Oh? God?
Speaker 2: Really well, it just makes things easier if I call
Speaker 2: my ex. Yeah, oh my god, now that that's good.
Speaker 3: Oh I don't think so, Oh my god, you on
Speaker 3: talking terms?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Why don't think I ever met this one? Did?
Speaker 3: I know? Nothing bad like, no bad blood. But we
Speaker 3: don't need to speak. No, Like I ran into him
Speaker 3: in the street not too long ago, and we were civil.
Speaker 3: We said hello, that sort of thing. But no, we
Speaker 3: don't text or anything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, well maybe that could be a nice little reunion.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that could be cute.
Speaker 3: There's got to be others singing teachers out there, but
Speaker 3: we want to queer friendly singing teacher. You know, I
Speaker 3: don't know if they'd be homophobic, they're singing teachers. I say, there,
Speaker 3: I tell the would be gay as fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, they go hand in hand. All right, let's
Speaker 2: do it. I'm down, really yeah, I'm down.
Speaker 3: He lock it and we're doing another hobby hunt listens. Yeah,
Speaker 3: can't wait.
Speaker 2: We'll put it on the business of course, is it
Speaker 2: just me? The rude shocks of young adults? Food? Now?
Speaker 3: Coming up a Wednesday, it won't be my birthday, but
Speaker 3: I suppose we could call it a birthday week, couldn't we.
Speaker 2: I'd actually argue that we don't even say it anymore.
Speaker 3: Thursday to Thursday, seven day, that's my birthday week. Yeah,
Speaker 3: Wednesday will.
Speaker 2: Count as well.
Speaker 4: I think he deserves it.
Speaker 2: Okay, she can have it?
Speaker 3: Sure, Yeah, well have Episode two twenty two is out
Speaker 3: on Wednesday. That's kind of a special number, isn't there.
Speaker 2: As you get astrotash on, there's surely some astrology in
Speaker 2: there too.
Speaker 3: But coming up in that episode, one of my main
Speaker 3: pop girls has let me down. And I'm not talking
Speaker 3: about Katie Perry.
Speaker 4: Oh god, I was gonna say Katie, I love that,
Speaker 4: that's who springs to.
Speaker 2: My Katie's let the world down. It'd be so first
Speaker 2: thought if you said Katie people world let her down. No,
Speaker 2: I think it's terrible. It's pretty bad. She worked with
Speaker 2: a sex abusers read the room because.
Speaker 3: You know what woman's world. It is a horrible song.
Speaker 3: But I've realized, as I hate that, I give myself
Speaker 3: permission to enjoy horrible things. It's a terrible song, and
Speaker 3: yet I like it.
Speaker 2: No, I like it, and I think it sounds fine
Speaker 2: and it's it's a great dance song. But I think
Speaker 2: she needed more from her comeback, absolutely, and I can
Speaker 2: see in her eyes that I think she's feeling a
Speaker 2: bit stressed. Have you seen interviews impressed with Katie like
Speaker 2: she Apparently she's failing in the she's not doing well. Okay,
Speaker 2: So another pop girly, Yes, that's okay. Interesting. Also, I
Speaker 2: have a task for Jenna coming up.
Speaker 3: Annual task.
Speaker 2: You've got one in your contract per year, and I
Speaker 2: have a challenge for you, actually your rise to the
Speaker 2: occasion because I've been working over time as as Mitchell,
Speaker 2: and I just think you need to pull your weight,
Speaker 2: says you. I got that cake for you, Mitchell, and
Speaker 2: Jet is now claiming she got I got the Shall
Speaker 2: we do my issue just me?
Speaker 3: Actually, before we do that, can I just take this
Speaker 3: time to address something. This is not an all staff meeting.
Speaker 3: It's an all team meeting. Oh wow, and the idiot. Wow,
Speaker 3: we need to address something. Yeah, we do our merch.
Speaker 3: There's been an issue. If you were yet to buy
Speaker 3: our merch, don't let this deter you because the issue
Speaker 3: has been sorted. But if you already have gotten your
Speaker 3: hands on some of our merch, listen up because this
Speaker 3: might apply to you, especially the hoodies and the jumpers.
Speaker 3: So fuck me. Every time we do merch, something goes wrong,
Speaker 3: doesn't it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, listen, this isn't that our best work. But it
Speaker 2: wasn't our fault.
Speaker 3: No, it wasn't. Normally, when we do merch, we get
Speaker 3: samples before it goes on sale so that we can
Speaker 3: get our eyes on it be like, yep, we like
Speaker 3: it cool. This time around, we were told, oh, it's
Speaker 3: going to be as color, which is like a good
Speaker 3: fucking brand, great basics, and everyone was excited. We were like,
Speaker 3: fuck it. Put it on sale. A couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 3: Mitch Jenner and I received our merch very late. We
Speaker 3: looked at it and said, what, for the love of
Speaker 3: God is that?
Speaker 4: What the heck?
Speaker 3: The printing quality on the jumpers and the hoodies, it
Speaker 3: was just shocking, especially my beautiful ears to our inspired design.
Speaker 3: It has what like five or six photos of us,
Speaker 3: and it's so poor quality that you can't even see
Speaker 3: our eyes. It looks like someone's run it through the
Speaker 3: dryer for four days straight and it's melted. The print
Speaker 3: it was just such shit quality. Even the clothes itself
Speaker 3: really thin sit material, and we were like, this is
Speaker 3: not what we agreed no, And so we spoke to
Speaker 3: our merch team, and to be honest, they were as
Speaker 3: shocked as arsked. They were like, what what the fuck?
Speaker 3: That's what was meant to happen, was meant to be
Speaker 3: the good stuff, a color. So apparently the printer went roke,
Speaker 3: went a bit stingy on you aall and sent you
Speaker 3: cheap shitty garments. The T shirts, all that stuff.
Speaker 4: Absolutely fine, perfect.
Speaker 3: It's only the hoodies and the jumpers, which makes no
Speaker 3: sense because the T shirt's a cheap and yet the
Speaker 3: print looks beautiful. And then the more expensive hoodies and
Speaker 3: stuff they turned out really shit. And so it's been sorted.
Speaker 3: If you buy a hoodie or jumper henceforth, it'll be
Speaker 3: gorgeous quality, the print will be beautiful, no problems, However,
Speaker 3: if you've already received one, just letting you know, you
Speaker 3: are allowed to jump on our website a couple of
Speaker 3: miches dot com dowt of you go to the contact
Speaker 3: us section and you can arrange an exchange. Correct, We
Speaker 3: made sure that was an option. I was like, what
Speaker 3: about all the people that already have their hands on
Speaker 3: this bullshit, disgusting quality merch.
Speaker 2: We wanted to make sure that it was all fair,
Speaker 2: so you can do it, and we want you to
Speaker 2: be happy with the merch you buy, because you're supporting
Speaker 2: us at the end of the day, and you know,
Speaker 2: it's quite a cute.
Speaker 3: We've had not one complaint from the people that have
Speaker 3: received this horrible quality merch so far, so obviously they
Speaker 3: don't mind. They're happy with it. But we're here to
Speaker 3: tell you that you deserve better. You deserve better, so
Speaker 3: jump on and exchange it. If you've got one already
Speaker 3: and it looks a bit horrible.
Speaker 2: I mean I got mine and it just was I
Speaker 2: couldn't even make out who it was.
Speaker 3: No, yeah, it was that bad. I might post in
Speaker 3: a group because we seem to celebrate all of our
Speaker 3: merch fuck ups. Remember the typo on our very first jumper.
Speaker 3: Rang I don't remember a bit of blinds that said Billy's.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but that made it a rare piece.
Speaker 4: Yes, discounted it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we saw the Misspelt Merche home Water that was.
Speaker 2: Very on brand.
Speaker 3: But this one, I'm not as entertained by this we were,
Speaker 3: but I'm as well posting in the group. I'll show
Speaker 3: you the difference in quality. It's just so bad, really enough.
Speaker 2: Jenna's Mona Lisa Amona Jenna was a great quality.
Speaker 4: Or you're out, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, no, that's an
Speaker 4: amazing poster.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, there's actually no issues with anything else, like the posters,
Speaker 3: the carps, the fucking shirts, long sleeve, short sleeve, what
Speaker 3: have you. They're all fine. It's only the ironically more
Speaker 3: expensive yeah jumpers and hoodies. But it's all been sorted. Yeah,
Speaker 3: make sure you'd get an exchange if you got one
Speaker 3: of the ship ones. We apologize.
Speaker 2: Oh we're sorry idiots if you bought it and thought, god,
Speaker 2: this isn't really like them, it's not. We did not
Speaker 2: know that that was happening, and we adore you and
Speaker 2: love the support. And you can refund on the website
Speaker 2: if you want, and if you buy merch from this
Speaker 2: point on the best quality.
Speaker 3: There is not refund, exchange exchange, no refund. You bet
Speaker 3: your Arthur went full Mitchell Combs on those people. I
Speaker 3: had been thought it idiots.
Speaker 2: It's been terrifying. I would be shocking Birthday week as well.
Speaker 2: It's been very busy. All right, shall we do my agym?
Speaker 3: Yes? Please? Okay, it's with it, go Bradley.
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Is it chic to wear a winter coat in winter
Speaker 2: on holidays but cringe to wear a winter coat in
Speaker 2: winter at home, wait, in the house, anywhere anywhere? Define
Speaker 2: winter coat, long trench, trench coat, thick wool buttons. I'm talking, inspector, gadget.
Speaker 2: We're talking like full detective. It's creaty to me. This
Speaker 2: is just me talking. I don't want frustrating against anyone.
Speaker 2: But there's nothing hotter than being in Europe or being
Speaker 2: on holiday in America, orever you're holidaying in winter wearing
Speaker 2: a beautiful sheet coats New York and Christmas. Give me
Speaker 2: a cigarette. I don't even but I want to sit
Speaker 2: there in a trench coat with a glass of wine
Speaker 2: and just admire the city I'm in. But then when
Speaker 2: I wear the same coat. Here in Australia in winter,
Speaker 2: I feel like an imposta. I feel frumpy. I don't
Speaker 2: know where to put my hands.
Speaker 3: You may tag Sean next time, because he wears all
Speaker 3: that ship all day every day.
Speaker 4: I feel like Sean suits it.
Speaker 2: No, I think it's cringe.
Speaker 3: Wear Sean, where are you going?
Speaker 2: Why are you wearing a coat? You're at home. Coats
Speaker 2: are for travel, Coats are for leisure. You want to
Speaker 2: be mysterious.
Speaker 3: I don't want to catch your death out there. It's
Speaker 3: been fucking chilly, bitter winter in Sydney, by.
Speaker 2: Bitter pafa belly paa. But get a sweater like the
Speaker 2: rest of us, for God's.
Speaker 3: Sake, I actually do. I am quite fond of my pafa.
Speaker 4: But I am too, I love my paffa.
Speaker 3: I don't not wear coats because I think they're cringe.
Speaker 3: It's because they don't suit me, like the long ass trenches.
Speaker 3: I'm not a tall person. It looks like I'm playing
Speaker 3: dress ups dad's clothes.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, see, I wore one around Europe and I
Speaker 2: look back at those photos and I think, who is
Speaker 2: that man? He's mysterious, he fucks, he's fun that he's
Speaker 2: well feed look at the money. It was from H
Speaker 2: and M. It was thirty pounds on sale. But I've
Speaker 2: tried to wear that here in winter and I look
Speaker 2: at myself and I just look like an idiot. Who
Speaker 2: is that fool wearing a coat? Like you're at home, mate,
Speaker 2: you're at work, cans?
Speaker 3: Are you going to many formal ish occasions?
Speaker 2: Maybe that's it. Maybe I just haven't worked out a
Speaker 2: way to incorporate my coat into my lifestyle because.
Speaker 3: I don't feel the need to because everywhere I go
Speaker 3: it's very casual. I can get away with the hoodie.
Speaker 2: What if I wear it's your birthday dinner tomorrow and
Speaker 2: you tell me if it looks right, I'm gonna wear
Speaker 2: my I'm gonna wear it an outfit I wore exactly
Speaker 2: to Europe, and I'm just gonna see how it works.
Speaker 2: And it's a gorgeous venue. You're holding it out so
Speaker 2: the transcur.
Speaker 3: Out of place. I'm going to the local bolow. It's
Speaker 3: so daggy and tragic, and that's why I love it.
Speaker 2: That's my point, Mitchell. You're walking around the streets of Rome.
Speaker 2: It's going to be all these.
Speaker 3: Mums in cigarette stained trackings and you're there fucking dress
Speaker 3: for a dawn service.
Speaker 2: You and Sean See you get my points. You get
Speaker 2: my point. It doesn't make sense in this country where
Speaker 2: you live. Don't wear your trench coats here in Australia.
Speaker 2: It's cringe to me. I'm sorry, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Are you like me where you run a bit hot?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, some people probably need them for just actual warm.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm the opposite. I run very cold.
Speaker 2: True, So well, I'm not shaming. They're skinny. Good for
Speaker 2: fucking you. I'm a porky boy. I need to have
Speaker 2: a jacket. You're hidden it. But yeah, you're true. I
Speaker 2: run hot pre menopause at twenty eight. Jenna. I feel
Speaker 2: like you're one of those cringe people that can wear
Speaker 2: a coat in life at home.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do.
Speaker 3: Look at her right now, she's practically shivering her tits off.
Speaker 4: I'm really cold.
Speaker 2: See, I'd never be caught dead in that outfit. But
Speaker 2: that's got nothing to do with the cringe of the
Speaker 2: trench coat.
Speaker 3: Have I ever seen you in shorts? Jenna? I don't
Speaker 3: think I have, no I have.
Speaker 2: Remember when you played for the Kiss netball team?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, really I saw Jenner.
Speaker 3: And shorts she's what you're doing watching the kiss nipball
Speaker 3: team having a we won, we won.
Speaker 2: They put photos up and I saw Gennie she's got
Speaker 2: pins on her anyway, just I just I will try
Speaker 2: my best to wear a winter coat, but I just
Speaker 2: can't do it. It's the same way that, like what
Speaker 2: happens in travel, like what happens on you do, you
Speaker 2: act different when you're traveling. I feel I do it too.
Speaker 2: I'm a different person when I'm traveling. My mindset. I
Speaker 2: have a wallet. I don't hold an every day life
Speaker 2: when I travel. I've got a wallet. I'll eat whatever
Speaker 2: I want when I'm traveling, but when I'm at home,
Speaker 2: you've got to watch things because you're living your life.
Speaker 3: I don't think anyone's paying that much attention to you,
Speaker 3: to be honest, if you wore a coat, no one
Speaker 3: would second guess it.
Speaker 2: So it's coming from within, is what you're saying.
Speaker 3: Probably, But if you don't want to wear a coat,
Speaker 3: then don't bloody wear a coat.
Speaker 2: Knife the bowler. I'm gonna wear a coat, yeah, you
Speaker 2: have to, and a monocle. I do have one, though
Speaker 2: done as I had to keep it because you've got
Speaker 2: a squid just one eye the whole time. However, invented
Speaker 2: the monocle is just be on the fly, dumbest piece
Speaker 2: of accessory.
Speaker 3: Out make a very respectable Monopoly man. Now that I
Speaker 3: think of it, I wanted to be your next Halloween costume.
Speaker 2: You know, mister Monopoly doesn't have a monacle. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: it's a it's a it's a Mendela effect.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I sing that, but he does. And it's
Speaker 3: one about Pikachu not having a lightning bolt at a
Speaker 3: certain point or something Mendela effects. Jenna, can you google
Speaker 3: that the peaka.
Speaker 4: If you want mit chest laptop, he can laptop.
Speaker 3: I'm not sharing my laptop.
Speaker 2: You've tweet I meant to bring your happiest of birthdays.
Speaker 2: This is nice from Kerrianne Kennelly to gorgeous Mitchell Coombs.
Speaker 4: So nice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, she's just tweeted again. Tag it. Well, that's
Speaker 2: just that's carry Anna to a t.
Speaker 4: Got something on your mind up at a couple of
Speaker 4: Mitchell's on Instagram to get yourself on the show.
Speaker 2: All right, let's do what is it? Just you now?
Speaker 1: This is.
Speaker 2: Oh dear, oh no, what, oh my god? What I
Speaker 2: forgot to get one today.
Speaker 3: Oh, for God's sake, Actually, I forgot you have one job.
Speaker 2: I didn't. I knew it was coming to and I
Speaker 2: didn't even think.
Speaker 3: You want to just cold call someone off?
Speaker 2: I can just get someone from the A r N
Speaker 2: staff room.
Speaker 3: No, I could get someone getting one of our fucking
Speaker 3: tope bags.
Speaker 2: No, No, they don't need to get it. What do
Speaker 2: you mean cold call someone.
Speaker 3: As in we're not warning them. I'll go through our
Speaker 3: text message.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's a good idea.
Speaker 2: There's no mouse to this computer anymore.
Speaker 3: Here you go, I can't dial it.
Speaker 2: I'll just call them, ma, just go, just get the
Speaker 2: mouse out.
Speaker 3: You really got to start from scratch with them.
Speaker 4: Sometimes there's no mouse.
Speaker 3: Go to the other side of the desk where it is.
Speaker 2: It doesn't work. They're not connected him.
Speaker 3: Yes it is. If you press F one, it switches
Speaker 3: to the first screen. There you go, But then that
Speaker 3: doesn't just swing the screen around.
Speaker 2: Fucking hate this, all right, what's the moment number?
Speaker 3: Oh and by the way, they've not given they're not
Speaker 3: given their name or anything.
Speaker 2: They answer.
Speaker 3: It was this the last person that texted us on
Speaker 3: the hotline.
Speaker 5: Hello Naomi speaking, Hi.
Speaker 2: Naomi, It's Mitch Mitch Jenna from the hit podcast?
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 5: How are you good? Thank you?
Speaker 6: How are you?
Speaker 3: Spot Darland? But Mitchell fucking Cherry forgot to organize? And
Speaker 3: is it just me called? That's what I was like, Well,
Speaker 3: we're just going to call the last person that texted us.
Speaker 3: Are you ready to go?
Speaker 5: I am ready?
Speaker 1: Hey?
Speaker 3: Whereabouts in the world are you?
Speaker 5: I mean, kill Si Victoria?
Speaker 2: I didn't catch that kill Sith kill Sich.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like Eastern Suburbs, Croydon.
Speaker 3: Lovely and what have we interrupted? You're doing?
Speaker 5: I'm making a bed?
Speaker 2: Yeah? How long have you listened to the show since I.
Speaker 5: First heard your ad when you were doing the who
Speaker 5: was that old radio guy you interviewed?
Speaker 2: John?
Speaker 5: Yes, I heard it come through and it was a
Speaker 5: suggestion from Spotify and I've been listening to it intent.
Speaker 3: God loves Spotify. I didn't know they pushed that one
Speaker 3: out for it.
Speaker 5: They did, like long time ago.
Speaker 2: Thanks Spotify. All right, well let's get you on. We
Speaker 2: don't know what your resard is you is so if
Speaker 2: this is in any form of fensive or derogatory, is
Speaker 2: it just me proprietary limited distance ourselves?
Speaker 3: I know what it is I've read the text. I back,
Speaker 3: he let's go no name.
Speaker 2: Is it just me.
Speaker 5: To people who hang masks from their windscreens virtue signaling
Speaker 5: just annoy you.
Speaker 2: As in like COVID masks, right, yes, yes, I've not
Speaker 2: seen this from the like revision mirror.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, in their cars, the disposable ones that are
Speaker 5: meant to go in the binning when you've finished you thing.
Speaker 2: Oh why are people doing this?
Speaker 5: I think some people, like maybe my neighbor, like to
Speaker 5: let people know that they're working with people in that
Speaker 5: kind of facility.
Speaker 3: Or so it's like a baby on board sign.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, old people in my life? Is that what
Speaker 2: I'm saying? Immuno compromise Maybe, like maybe people don't know
Speaker 2: it near me.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But also you're so right, Kathy, You're so true. It's
Speaker 2: also like, dude, they expire after one use. They're disposable
Speaker 2: for a reason.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Like we know you work, you know, you're what
Speaker 5: do they call it, like a front line frontline worker. Yeah,
Speaker 5: so you've caught me on the hop. So I'm all
Speaker 5: nervous because I'm talking.
Speaker 1: To you guys.
Speaker 3: Fine, I know that this was a thing that they
Speaker 3: hang masks COVID masks to signify something and what's your
Speaker 3: beef with it? Exactly?
Speaker 5: Well, I know you're not a nurse because I am.
Speaker 3: And then your neighbor in particular.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've noticed it with a few ring in frontline workers.
Speaker 3: Well, you don't know, the neighbor might be immuno compromise.
Speaker 3: Why did you pop over right now and ask them
Speaker 3: what's wrong with you?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Why don't you coffee their mouth live on the podcast?
Speaker 2: That'd be funny, you know what. It reminds me of
Speaker 2: those my family stickers that were on the back of
Speaker 2: every hondity in the country. My mum had them too.
Speaker 2: Of course it's totally doesn't Then saw a sixty minutes
Speaker 2: expose where it was like family young family killed and
Speaker 2: the murderer knew how many to kill because it was
Speaker 2: on the back of her goddamn CRV. So mum ripped
Speaker 2: those things off.
Speaker 4: Did your mom have one for?
Speaker 3: The dog?
Speaker 2: Had one for? I know? And also the mum with
Speaker 2: bub It's like you.
Speaker 3: Baby on board, baby on board?
Speaker 2: It's like, do we want to tell people if there's
Speaker 2: a baby on the board? The creeps would be like
Speaker 2: health allow that car.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I always question the purpose of a baby on board?
Speaker 3: Sign that need to make someone think I was going
Speaker 3: to rear end you, but no I won't.
Speaker 4: It's when if they're in an accident, trapped.
Speaker 3: We had this conversation before. I feel like Jenna's shut
Speaker 3: me down before.
Speaker 2: I think I tell the paramedic when you called them
Speaker 2: like there's a baby on board. I don't think the
Speaker 2: paramedics are looking.
Speaker 5: They'd probably guess from the car seat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly right.
Speaker 3: What if it's beneath rubble?
Speaker 2: They Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 5: I deal with the other end.
Speaker 2: So what do you deal with?
Speaker 5: Just emergency stuff?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Naomi, No, that's what you're doing, the lord's work.
Speaker 2: Sorry to interrupt your busy work, David, Jenny didn't plan
Speaker 2: the call.
Speaker 3: He would be the organizing my cake, wasn't he?
Speaker 2: So he rewrite history gener it works. People believe it,
Speaker 2: and they believe me becase I'm a man.
Speaker 3: Thank you, thanks so much for dropping everything for it.
Speaker 2: Jen.
Speaker 3: I will send you one of out tote bags and
Speaker 3: make sure you hit her up.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I will do. Thank you so much, and thanks
Speaker 5: for putting up with my nervousness to Oh, thank you.
Speaker 5: I just love listening to you guys.
Speaker 2: I just keep going.
Speaker 5: You're just all so brilliant.
Speaker 2: Well we're not. Actually today we're announcing we're canceling the show.
Speaker 3: No we're not. We're not.
Speaker 2: What would you do if we canceled, to be honest, like,
Speaker 2: would you just be so hurt?
Speaker 5: I think they take it personally.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think people would.
Speaker 5: I did when you when they're all right, hey one.
Speaker 3: Just canceled, you would trash bag too.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I just love it. I just absolutely love it. It's
Speaker 5: so nice to hear it. Yeah, intelligent people.
Speaker 3: Just have it.
Speaker 2: That's nice.
Speaker 3: What podcasts are you listening to? What's the hearing alternative?
Speaker 3: I should have gone to Specsavers, should have gone.
Speaker 2: To Fred Hollis. He's the eyes looks Fraser. I think
Speaker 2: she's a spokesperson for it. Maybe Charlie t or some
Speaker 2: ship any love.
Speaker 5: You very much, have your Miami love you guys.
Speaker 2: Thanks, I want a sweetheart.
Speaker 3: Now listen. If you want to come on the show
Speaker 3: with then is it just me? It could happen at
Speaker 3: any moment. You're putting yourself on the line. We could
Speaker 3: just ring you at the drop of a hat. All
Speaker 3: you've got to do is messages. A couple of mitches
Speaker 3: or send us a text.
Speaker 2: This is the number.
Speaker 3: Oh far till nine A Joes zero two.
Speaker 1: Nine.
Speaker 2: That is us Mitchell Birthday episode complete, Happy Birthday, Thank you,
Speaker 2: and we'll see tomorrow night. Personally, obviously you're not invited
Speaker 2: idiots media only, but the photo war will be there.
Speaker 3: Sewan called the Bowling and tried to reserve a table.
Speaker 3: They're like, nah, just rock up early. They refused to
Speaker 3: put out a reserve sight did they even have reserve?
Speaker 3: Now I have to walk down there at fucking three
Speaker 3: pm or something. Just wait for everyone's bag the table.
Speaker 2: What time does it start?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I'm just kind of winging it here.
Speaker 3: It's only a twenty eighth.
Speaker 2: I'm getting my botox at two pm, so I'm going
Speaker 2: to be really red raw.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you'll have the little scabs.
Speaker 2: I will.
Speaker 5: That will.
Speaker 2: I'll be shocked.
Speaker 3: I'll notice because they'll be looking at your gorgeous kate.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I thought you're gonna say, my gorgeous, youthful boyfriend
Speaker 2: teaching for that. Yeah, Stephen's coming, okay, good, yeah, bless
Speaker 2: Stephen got your gift?
Speaker 3: Did he loves to buy your gift? Huh?
Speaker 2: He brought you a gift before I even knew you.
Speaker 2: Remember I brought you a wax koala.
Speaker 3: In fact, every time I've seen him, his gift for
Speaker 3: me something I really should fucking return to fame, his
Speaker 3: love languages, gifts.
Speaker 4: He's never gifted me anything.
Speaker 2: He hasn't. Nobody really hates you. It's really we're going
Speaker 2: to get angel on.
Speaker 3: But he still sees three your sheet one hundred percent.
Speaker 2: He's very intuitive, very smart. He had an atar, which
Speaker 2: is he for the international listeners, like the end of
Speaker 2: year scoring system in New South Wales like ninety eight.
Speaker 3: Oh, I didn't know the scores had come out this year.
Speaker 3: Yet it's very good.
Speaker 2: At two birthday I was a good still tag sharp
Speaker 2: as ever at twenty eight everybunday. All right, let's go.
Speaker 2: We'll see you all in a week.
Speaker 3: Good a couple of days, actually, Yanks, we'll catch you
Speaker 3: on Wednesday. Idiots, thanks for listening.
Speaker 5: By that is it just me?
Speaker 4: A podcast by a couple of miches.
Speaker 3: Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast. A welcome
Speaker 3: to add brief our secret segment on the end. We
Speaker 3: pretend the show's.
Speaker 2: Done, but it is not. I've made a mistake. Why Well,
Speaker 2: because I didn't organize her. Is it just you caller?
Speaker 2: I text my producer Grace and said, think of anidym now,
Speaker 2: and she sent.
Speaker 3: She thought that you were asking her to produce you. Yeah,
Speaker 3: she said, a list of talking points?
Speaker 2: Is how good my producer is. I'll be interviewing someone
Speaker 2: and I'll message and be like, look what was their
Speaker 2: last album? So she'll then research and send it to
Speaker 2: me on the fly.
Speaker 3: She's very I hope that that's not how you speak
Speaker 3: to her normally.
Speaker 2: Think of now? No, because it hit me. Fuck, I
Speaker 2: haven't done it. I haven't got a caller. I forgot today.
Speaker 2: So I text her and said, just like, think of
Speaker 2: one and then so I have to get her into think.
Speaker 3: My solution was much better. Just call someone that's already
Speaker 3: texted us.
Speaker 2: Yeah a fact. No, but she's I wanted to come
Speaker 2: in and do one of these because I said to
Speaker 2: her she could. Okay, of course, so she's she's coming
Speaker 2: at some point. So just be prepared for a surprise
Speaker 2: birthday guest. It's not a surprise, mate, Just be prepared
Speaker 2: for a birthday guest.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 3: Cool?
Speaker 2: She sent me options that is gorgeous?
Speaker 4: Really nice?
Speaker 3: Are you not telling it's because you're going to run
Speaker 3: them at sunset.
Speaker 2: They're actually very good.
Speaker 3: Come Grace, God producer, Grace, take a seat here. I
Speaker 3: can't believe you sent him a list of visits just
Speaker 3: me and he spoke to you like that. Think of
Speaker 3: it a jym, Now he did.
Speaker 2: Grace produces my many radio shows. She's also a good
Speaker 2: personal friend than She looks great today as well.
Speaker 6: In Red Well, we had a thing with important people,
Speaker 6: so I wanted.
Speaker 2: To look like That's why I didn't get the caller
Speaker 2: because we had to. We had to schmooze like clients
Speaker 2: that sell within the radio station, so I had to
Speaker 2: like go and talk to people, and in fact I
Speaker 2: was schmoozing about radio and they brought up the podcast.
Speaker 2: Oh did they?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, remember we did. You may have heard these idiots,
Speaker 2: but we did a diserono ad about the Liqueur.
Speaker 3: I think they're still running now.
Speaker 2: The armond Emmeretto sours. Yes, Like I just want to say,
Speaker 2: we are diso so happy. They love the arm and
Speaker 2: Liqueur like they loved working with you guys.
Speaker 3: Fuck yeah, first time I've ever been paid to drink
Speaker 3: on the job. Did the r sound?
Speaker 2: Grace and I had a bunch of finger sandwiches. Today
Speaker 2: we did.
Speaker 6: I actually had a bunch of the Mani kisheshunch we
Speaker 6: should save them for night because we're un till ten pm.
Speaker 4: There's heaps around there.
Speaker 2: We'll be eating that.
Speaker 3: I thought that was a birthday spread for me.
Speaker 2: It was grace. Why don't you these gyms things? You've
Speaker 2: had thoughts for a while?
Speaker 6: Well, you asked me and then you said can you
Speaker 6: think of one? And then didn't reply, So I just
Speaker 6: wrote mostly a stream of consciousness.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well what are that? Is that?
Speaker 3: Really? How many ices you can pump out of the drop.
Speaker 2: Of my hat? Three four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,
Speaker 2: ten eleven gems? Wow?
Speaker 3: Holy fuck? Too many? Did I go too hard?
Speaker 2: Maybe? Ten too many?
Speaker 3: I bet he's going to use them though?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, why don't you do a couple of your favorite?
Speaker 2: Because I feel like you will just do one all
Speaker 2: your favorite or we can burn through them. We call
Speaker 2: them gems on the fly when they're really quick fleeting thoughts.
Speaker 3: Is it just me? Or should print hang on? Has
Speaker 3: Bradley clocked.
Speaker 2: Off for the day?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Sorry? Sorry? Sorry?
Speaker 3: Sorry?
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: Should?
Speaker 6: Printers have evolved far more technologically at this point in time,
Speaker 6: because they are the worst piece of technology.
Speaker 3: If it breaks, it's gone for the whole day. I
Speaker 3: don't know how to fix it. There's too many drawers.
Speaker 2: I don't know where paper goes still using.
Speaker 4: Also, they have three D printers, so why can't they
Speaker 4: fix these.
Speaker 6: I'm yet to see one work, and I don't think
Speaker 6: even if I saw it, i'd believe it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And also, people that are so proud of their
Speaker 2: three D printed items they hand them to you and
Speaker 2: they're always really shit. They're just so brittle and they're
Speaker 2: never perfect, and it's kind of like, this is a
Speaker 2: chaur that I printed, and it's kind of got like
Speaker 2: little fraying bits of plastic that you got to pick off,
Speaker 2: like it's grow.
Speaker 3: What about that that lamp that one of our listeners
Speaker 3: printed for us and I couldn't wrap my head around it.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, you printed, that was cute.
Speaker 6: Actually, I got given a little like three D printed
Speaker 6: photo as an engagement gift, which is beautiful in theory,
Speaker 6: but in practice it's like, you know, if you look
Speaker 6: at a photo of yourself and it's in like reverse,
Speaker 6: it looks like the colors are all inverted, so your
Speaker 6: teeth are.
Speaker 3: Likely press the button on your phone.
Speaker 6: And it's nice if you hold it up to a lamp,
Speaker 6: But how often are you holding up this little plastic
Speaker 6: bit to a lamp?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 3: True?
Speaker 4: True?
Speaker 2: And what's more just burn through?
Speaker 3: Sorry?
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Or?
Speaker 6: Should utensils have more than one purpose? Melon ballers are fucked?
Speaker 2: What a fucked melon ballers conversation?
Speaker 6: Morning? I think that if you're going to have a
Speaker 6: utensil in a drawer, like it needs to have more
Speaker 6: than one purpose? Was I get that my bawling melons?
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Like, I just I can't around it? Will you can
Speaker 3: use that? It's an ice cream?
Speaker 4: Scooper?
Speaker 2: Someone?
Speaker 6: Morning?
Speaker 2: And I said, then what else.
Speaker 3: Exactly that's about it? Really nothing?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 6: Or do you hate wedding merch? I don't want to
Speaker 6: be a cooler with your name on it?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I agree.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: When my sister got married, they said will you be
Speaker 2: in the grooms You'll be a groomsman And it was
Speaker 2: a case of a custom case of beer, like in
Speaker 2: the written on the beer drink drink drink, Yeah, and
Speaker 2: I would rather be a bridesmaid.
Speaker 3: You don't drink, not really barely.
Speaker 2: When was the last time you saw me drink?
Speaker 3: I mean literally last week. I can't remember which episode.
Speaker 3: You were saying you need to invite me in more things,
Speaker 3: and then my social da I drink again? And now
Speaker 3: I drink? Have you been lying to Grace?
Speaker 2: I barely drink maybe two drinks, yeah, I don't go
Speaker 2: over two or three or one cocktail yeah, or a
Speaker 2: wine you know. Yeah, So I guess, Okay, I do drink.
Speaker 2: You do, but I'm smart about it.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 6: I actually had this conversation with my wife this morning.
Speaker 6: We're talking about there's a couple of work events we've
Speaker 6: got coming up, and I was like, I think I'm
Speaker 6: going to follow Mitch's lead in terms of having drinks. Yeah,
Speaker 6: because like I always get a bit excited.
Speaker 3: And then I'm like, yeah, they're three.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I'm like, well, you know, cost of living, I need
Speaker 6: to make the most of this.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: But you're smart, and I think I need to follow you.
Speaker 2: Think you was so nice to be complimented on this
Speaker 2: show and not stupid. Nothing else that's really it. It's
Speaker 2: mostly stupid.
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: Or is white collar crime kind of okay?
Speaker 2: Oh my god. We spoke about this on the show.
Speaker 3: Actually, what's white color crime? You know?
Speaker 2: It's like financial fraud, like tax evasion and embezzment of money.
Speaker 2: Why are fraud? It's kind of like you're smart.
Speaker 4: I feel like when I hear those stories, I'm like,
Speaker 4: you deserve.
Speaker 6: Yes, insider trading, like everything else.
Speaker 2: Is who you know?
Speaker 1: Why not.
Speaker 4: Trading? It sounds kind of fun.
Speaker 3: It's a victimless crime.
Speaker 2: But also we all insider trade that it just called gossip.
Speaker 3: I mean we do, right, I think it's a bit different. Well,
Speaker 3: there's the.
Speaker 2: Money involved, and I guess there is. What am I
Speaker 2: talking about?
Speaker 3: It's a fantastic question.
Speaker 2: Has been great.
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 6: Or do you have no desire to go to space?
Speaker 6: Even if I was offered an all expenses paid trip
Speaker 6: to space, I'd prefer to go to Thailand or something.
Speaker 3: It depends how long it takes to get there for
Speaker 3: the long haul.
Speaker 2: Fuck that. I think you'd rather space of a barley, though?
Speaker 2: Can I speak for you confidently?
Speaker 3: Maybe it depends It depends on how long the flight is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but there's nothing to do in space. We just
Speaker 4: look out the window.
Speaker 6: And also like it's probably so vast and so big
Speaker 6: and so black, like you wouldn't see anything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I think the no gravity thing does excite me.
Speaker 3: I would mind having a glance at Earth from Afar
Speaker 3: and then I'd be like, take me home and give
Speaker 3: a fuck about mercury and whatnot.
Speaker 4: On YouTube exactly.
Speaker 6: I agree, zero gravity exists on Earth. Yeah's train astronauts,
Speaker 6: they can do it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Hobby Hunt, we're going for a flight singing in space.
Speaker 2: Grace, thank you so much. That is incredible.
Speaker 3: Means you know what's going to happen. Now you're going
Speaker 3: to forget which ones to you. Then you're going to
Speaker 3: read from her list.
Speaker 2: She didn't do all of them. So okay, here's the thing.
Speaker 2: Over the next month, I'm going to incorporate one gem
Speaker 2: that is Grace's and you need to try and pick
Speaker 2: if it's the Grace gym. That's a challenge.
Speaker 3: Thanks great, Okay, I reckon I could pick it? Well,
Speaker 3: will there give me it?
Speaker 2: Give me a month? Will Isn't she the best? I'm
Speaker 2: so lucky. She's very good. And to say first to
Speaker 2: my notes ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 3: So by Jenna, I don't know have Mitch updated you,
Speaker 3: but we've lost a team member here is it just me? HQ.
Speaker 2: Yeah what hoops thyroid cancer. That's not funny. Oh sorry,
Speaker 2: I don't mean you're such a good actor, but.
Speaker 3: About throd cancer.
Speaker 4: Oh my god. I just to record podcast with him
Speaker 4: four weeks ago.
Speaker 2: No, no one, he was hiding it from you, a wig.
Speaker 3: No one's dead, but someone's handed in their resignation.
Speaker 2: Who is Oscar? After the way I spoke to him allegedly.
Speaker 3: No I moderated callum what yeah, yeah, he's quit. Why
Speaker 3: he doesn't want to moderate anymore?
Speaker 1: He did?
Speaker 3: He said it's too busy.
Speaker 2: Well, to be fair, we inspired his interest in radio.
Speaker 2: He's now working in radio.
Speaker 4: He's doing very soon.
Speaker 3: I said, like, I've got three jobs. I don't have
Speaker 3: time for this anymore. And I was like, fuck, of course,
Speaker 3: I didn't know that it was taking up that much
Speaker 3: time at all. If it's too much, the guy, that's
Speaker 3: so funny.
Speaker 2: You know, we all have five jobs and do it,
Speaker 2: but it's all good.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I was like, you know, that's so fine.
Speaker 3: I actually kind of forgot that we still had moderators.
Speaker 3: Remember the moderator games from like twenty twenty.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we need to bring them back, but clearly where.
Speaker 3: We need now.
Speaker 4: He was another girl who got it with Steph.
Speaker 2: She still moderates. I think, yeah.
Speaker 3: I did a check him with her recently, saying just checking,
Speaker 3: are you still fine to keep doing this job? She's like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'd love to.
Speaker 2: Of course.
Speaker 3: I love being a moderator. Okay, And god, I'm just
Speaker 3: an awful employer. I didn't even think to check him
Speaker 3: with Callum this whole time. It's been bloody working like
Speaker 3: a dog trying to moderate and do his actual job.
Speaker 2: Well, no, because he like we talked to him, We've
Speaker 2: met him, he's been on the show. He's a sweetheart.
Speaker 2: We love him. So we talked to him often, actually so,
Speaker 2: but I did not even check to see if he
Speaker 2: was all right.
Speaker 3: Oh well, now we have a vacancy.
Speaker 2: Maybe we should bring back the moderator games. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: I think we bring back the Moderator Games. For those
Speaker 2: who don't know what they are, is we held our
Speaker 2: version of the Olympic Games.
Speaker 3: I thought it was more Hunger Games.
Speaker 2: Jason, Well, no, I'm just trying not to say Olympic Game.
Speaker 2: But what about l Olympics Olympics? Remember last week we said, yeah,
Speaker 2: l she's got a limp.
Speaker 3: Olympics. You just post the photo of her in a
Speaker 3: moonboot Olympics.
Speaker 2: L on crutches, l from stranger things on crutches. That's
Speaker 2: how we get around it. We do the moderator games,
Speaker 2: which is basically, yeah, like the Hunger game. So so okay,
Speaker 2: let's do an open casting now.
Speaker 3: It was such a fucking stupid concept because they were competing.
Speaker 3: We have to eliminate people from the games. They were
Speaker 3: competing for an unpaid task.
Speaker 2: I actually think that's a bit unethical, a bit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, here's the thing, and I love how he
Speaker 3: felt that he had to resign and ask permission to
Speaker 3: stop doing it. I was like, yeah, it's fine.
Speaker 2: What a moderator is. We have a Facebook group.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 2: I've had people this week message me and go, how
Speaker 2: the fuck did I not know that you had a
Speaker 2: Facebook group? Because I love it. I get so much
Speaker 2: more extra info and it's so engaging. Yeah, our idiots
Speaker 2: are amazing.
Speaker 3: And how are they not in the loop about the group?
Speaker 2: They didn't know? I don't know, I don't know we
Speaker 2: have a Facebook.
Speaker 3: Do they not listen?
Speaker 2: Idiot? Go and join in a good way.
Speaker 3: Our idiots or dumb fuck idiots in the derogatory sense,
Speaker 3: dumb fuck.
Speaker 2: Okay, so enduring idiots E n D. You are a
Speaker 2: NT to spell it because it's not actually.
Speaker 3: A real worm, as we've discovered. But there's a link
Speaker 3: in the show notes anyway. Yeah, so just where if
Speaker 3: you're listening on click info show notes, tap it, go
Speaker 3: join it. Moderators are people that volunteer their time. I
Speaker 3: mean there's not really much time. You just have to
Speaker 3: approve posts that go in if there's something that goes
Speaker 3: in there again, the requests to join as a member,
Speaker 3: you can approve or decline, but I don't. There's not
Speaker 3: any salacious ship being written in the group, so it's
Speaker 3: really not a hard job. In fact, I moderate half
Speaker 3: the time. If I'm the first to seven navigation of
Speaker 3: the web, as do we all do it, it's not
Speaker 3: a hard job. This isn't me throwing shade at Calum.
Speaker 3: If he wants to bow out, that's fine. He's had
Speaker 3: a good fucking three year stint in the row.
Speaker 2: Can I just suggest can we send cal a tote
Speaker 2: bag just to say thank you? Oh we better Jenna, Yeah,
Speaker 2: of course, one of the limited ones.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't have access to the non limited Okay, great, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: the scabby one.
Speaker 2: I mean, there were a tissue until Mitchell got involved.
Speaker 2: Is this a tote bag? It was a fucking napkin.
Speaker 3: But if it was one of those little velvet jewelry purses,
Speaker 3: we thought it was a tote bag.
Speaker 2: Oh that funny. Yeah, And you moderate the group, you
Speaker 2: get to be involved, you get to talk to us.
Speaker 2: It's very fun. If you would like to apply for
Speaker 2: our moderator role, the moderator games will be back. However,
Speaker 2: they won't be as ruthless. We're more ethical now. We
Speaker 2: have to think of a mechanic, but we will bring
Speaker 2: them back.
Speaker 3: When you say we this is your baby, Jenna, this
Speaker 3: is yours?
Speaker 2: Well, what if we did the moderator games but we
Speaker 2: killed the people that didn't get it?
Speaker 4: I'm quite sorry that.
Speaker 2: I think that's it.
Speaker 3: You're feeling all right today, you're saying some weirds.
Speaker 2: Oh am, I it's going to be a fourteen hour
Speaker 2: day for me everyone and I had a thirteen hour
Speaker 2: day yesterday.
Speaker 1: So yeah, it's really but it's not in your job,
Speaker 1: not about you today. It's Mitchell Krimsbuff.
Speaker 2: I've been told, yeah, I've been told.
Speaker 3: With the mister phobes mind ever had a sliver of
Speaker 3: my kohala cake.
Speaker 4: Oh, please have it?
Speaker 3: How am I going to eat it?
Speaker 2: Jenna, there's no forks, or she wouldn't know's I bought it.
Speaker 1: She did not buy it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's right. And Jenna is meant to get
Speaker 3: a call.
Speaker 2: I remember I was in the mid Yeah, that's where
Speaker 2: she went wrong. I said, Jenna, I'm free antick this week,
Speaker 2: as I am every week. Can you get a caller?
Speaker 2: But she heard koala?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I thought you made a koala.
Speaker 2: Oh? Can I have a slither too?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What flavor?
Speaker 3: Just beware of sprinkles. They're fucking going everywhere.
Speaker 2: Can you slice it on your birthday? Well it would
Speaker 2: just be easier than twisting it across one too. Sure,
Speaker 2: we'll piece off the iHeartRadio.
Speaker 3: I need to fork or something.
Speaker 2: Just hoose your hands.
Speaker 3: I'm a lady.
Speaker 4: Would you like me to go and get some forks?
Speaker 3: Just worried about these fucking sprinkles.
Speaker 4: The vacuum can come.
Speaker 3: You say that, but then we're going to get a
Speaker 3: fucking email tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Why did you give me the biggest fucking slice. I
Speaker 2: feel like that was pointed that was for her.
Speaker 3: And this is the biggest Oh, it looks fucking dense.
Speaker 2: All right, So, Jenna, why don't you tell the story
Speaker 2: that I told you about how I found it?
Speaker 4: No, I let you.
Speaker 3: This is the most elaborate gasline Jenner ever. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: it smells lovely. Okay, I'll keep talking while you eat
Speaker 3: my cake. Sureep, listen to the crunch of those sprinkles.
Speaker 3: Like so, it's a double a vanilla sponge filled with
Speaker 3: jam top with sprinkles and edible decorations. I'm having one
Speaker 3: of his these.
Speaker 2: Wow, oh, look at that jam.
Speaker 3: That doesn't look edible. Imagine that wasn't the edible decoration
Speaker 3: and I just bite into it. Does that look edible
Speaker 3: to you? Feel?
Speaker 2: Hold on you mind that chocolate?
Speaker 3: Oh that's the yummy? Could you stop chewing to the
Speaker 3: point over this? Sorry anyway? Yeah, very happy with this.
Speaker 3: Love it.
Speaker 2: So what did Jean end up getting you?
Speaker 3: I haven't seen him yet. Oh he got me like
Speaker 3: a temporary little gift because there's a big thing on
Speaker 3: the way. Don't be faul Sean. If you're listening, stop
Speaker 3: because we're talking about your anniversary present again. I told
Speaker 3: you that I got him the doctor who chest set
Speaker 3: Well it turned out and it wasn't a chest set.
Speaker 3: It was just the bits. What do you mean, just
Speaker 3: the like players, you know, they the pawn And I
Speaker 3: was like, I can't give this to him enough. I
Speaker 3: had to order a fucking chess board to go with it,
Speaker 3: and that's going to take another three weeks.
Speaker 2: It's it's going to be two months late.
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 3: That's why I can't make him feel bad because he's
Speaker 3: apparently ordered something for my birthday that's going to be late.
Speaker 3: And I was like, well, it might even still beat
Speaker 3: your anniversity present. I can't give him just the doctor
Speaker 3: who themed chess pieces, No you can't.
Speaker 2: It's like giving him a tennis ball but no racket, yeah,
Speaker 2: you totally, and chopping board, no knife. And he's like,
Speaker 2: what the fuck do we do with this monopoly? No cash? Well,
Speaker 2: I was away for Steven's but just.
Speaker 3: Give him dip but nothing to dip in it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because you're so right. Chips would be fine because
Speaker 2: you can just step the chips, but keep I mean
Speaker 2: you can't. What are you to do with all these
Speaker 2: chess pieces? About a ball? Oh? So he gets it,
Speaker 2: he's fine. That cake was delicious, to be.
Speaker 4: Honest, really good.
Speaker 3: It's actually really fucking good.
Speaker 2: Well, we probably should end it on that notement. Sure,
Speaker 2: let's go enjoy this cake and piece. Yeah we better.
Speaker 3: We hope this podcast made you feel at least two
Speaker 3: percent better today. It's all just two percent so good.
Speaker 3: We'll catch you on Wednesday for the remains of my birthday.
Speaker 2: Week, canal Yeah, of course I think you should. You
Speaker 2: deserve it. Oh thanks, that's fine. Leave us a five
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