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Speaker 3: Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Alex morning, and good morning the freshly Moved
Speaker 1: in Rio.
Speaker 4: Thank you, good morning.
Speaker 1: How is the move over the weekends? I mean we're
Speaker 1: we move next week. It is moving? Is stressful?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 4: Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 6: The Thursday night packing up all our stuff for Friday's
Speaker 6: big move was probably the most stressful. Friday though the
Speaker 6: move went pretty well. We talked about On Friday. I
Speaker 6: had some gay removalists come. They were a gay removalist company,
Speaker 6: and you know what, they did an incredible job.
Speaker 1: They were so so many guys were their rios. So
Speaker 1: what you got is it a two to three man operation?
Speaker 1: How does it work?
Speaker 5: Because I still haven't hired a removal company yet, I'm
Speaker 5: in the market.
Speaker 6: Yes, hey, two men, that's all we needed and a
Speaker 6: V They were very friendly. They were very they're very
Speaker 6: fast walkers. Gay men are probably the fastest walkers known
Speaker 6: to men.
Speaker 5: What let's put that to the test.
Speaker 1: I'd go up against any gay guy and I reckon
Speaker 1: I could beat them over one hundred.
Speaker 6: No, no, no, no, because they've got that hip movement,
Speaker 6: that hip straight I.
Speaker 1: Think I don't think you're happing gay causes. I think
Speaker 1: you're setting it back about thirty years. They've got that
Speaker 1: hip movement. That's how gays used to look on old
Speaker 1: sitcoms where they come sasheing in Hell.
Speaker 5: I've just moved in next door.
Speaker 1: My name's Gay Terry. I'm a hairdresser.
Speaker 5: My partner works on the airlines.
Speaker 1: Is it Tronie Donny.
Speaker 6: If you ever get overtaken on the street on the footpath,
Speaker 6: I bet you it's a gay man.
Speaker 4: Zoom right past you.
Speaker 1: Sore already going in early with extreme opinions this week.
Speaker 6: Naturally, that lends themselves to being great removalists.
Speaker 7: No breakages, no, no breakages, very friendly, very few.
Speaker 6: They helped us as we're unpacking, like, oh, that might
Speaker 6: look nice there, that'll go there.
Speaker 4: I love that.
Speaker 5: That's a great idea.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: They had some tips about the feng shway in where
Speaker 6: we should put the mirror and that kind of thing,
Speaker 6: which we didn't know about.
Speaker 5: So sorry, but where were you going to put the mirror?
Speaker 6: Actually had the mirror right in the hallway on the
Speaker 6: side and.
Speaker 1: What they say, put it above the bed. See that
Speaker 1: hip action in full flood right that way.
Speaker 5: It looks like there's four people in this bed.
Speaker 6: So glad to come back from that and.
Speaker 5: Don't feel the knee too. You know, I'm worried about
Speaker 5: where this could go.
Speaker 6: They were lovely Queer move their cord. Can't recommend them.
Speaker 5: You've given them a review?
Speaker 4: No, I haven't yet, but those online.
Speaker 5: Reviews really matted to businesses that make a big difference.
Speaker 4: Yeah, No, they were brilliant. They called Queer Move.
Speaker 6: I think they're based in the North, but they do
Speaker 6: all over Melbourne and they were just they made it.
Speaker 1: And also you call them there there within a couple
Speaker 1: of seconds because of course that hit movement movement and
Speaker 1: they're quicker than cheatas.
Speaker 3: The Christian o'connall show podcast.
Speaker 5: Now on Friday show.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, I mean we must have had to rub
Speaker 1: his tummy about eighteen times old Daytime TV Alex Karen,
Speaker 1: you would have thought he was he was turning thirteen.
Speaker 1: It was Alex's birthday Friday, and didn't we have to
Speaker 1: know about it? He told us face to face on Thursday.
Speaker 1: He emailed us all I'm not making any of this up.
Speaker 1: He emailed us all Thursday night in a chain email, saying,
Speaker 1: tomorrow's my birthday. Your wife, Bonnie, I've just found out,
Speaker 1: texted Rio.
Speaker 4: Yes, just to make sure she says she's loving just.
Speaker 1: This means And obviously once poor little Alex, everyone forgot.
Speaker 1: And so next year, let's make a point to just
Speaker 1: ignore it, to see what happens. That can happen, That
Speaker 1: can happen now it's going to happen next year. I
Speaker 1: just want to be there to see what happens as
Speaker 1: we aggressively ignore it. Text of the Bonnie Bank going
Speaker 1: is it one off thing time? Alex?
Speaker 5: How was it in all systs?
Speaker 1: Mate?
Speaker 5: What did you do? What did you do? Did kids
Speaker 5: spoil you?
Speaker 1: They did?
Speaker 8: I didn't actually done that, by the way, texted rehabit anyway, How.
Speaker 5: Did you get old of his number? And make sure
Speaker 5: you got to read it back to me? Please?
Speaker 1: It was a wonderful, wonderful day.
Speaker 8: I had the best cake I think I have ever
Speaker 8: had in my life. It came from South Melbourne Market.
Speaker 8: It was this multi layered, most incredible mudcake. It had
Speaker 8: like tin tans on the top. It had like chocolate
Speaker 8: coated almonds. It was just this monstrosity of a cake
Speaker 8: and it was so unbelievably good.
Speaker 5: Oh, they sound so decadent. A proper cake. It great
Speaker 5: word decadent.
Speaker 1: And it was birthday cake should be definitely.
Speaker 5: And so and you know what.
Speaker 8: One of the highlights was we were going to do
Speaker 8: lunch Bonnie and I and we're going to go to
Speaker 8: this Vietnamese place in Albert Park. And she was like,
Speaker 8: I can't come, I'm too snowed under with work. I
Speaker 8: was like, you know what, I'm just going to go
Speaker 8: by myself. So I sat there on the street, on
Speaker 8: the street, on the street.
Speaker 5: But it was kind of lovely.
Speaker 4: I was on my own.
Speaker 5: I could enjoy my meal.
Speaker 8: There were no interruptions, which is a rare thing for parents.
Speaker 1: Anyone else seen this is a sad scene. Signed a
Speaker 1: little tiny, because we in these places always tiny one corridor,
Speaker 1: aren't They just sat there going And you definitely texted
Speaker 1: all everyone at work say I'm here at this restaurant
Speaker 1: and one between one and.
Speaker 5: Four, and no one responded. Is it a table for
Speaker 5: all your friends?
Speaker 1: And tables for one to stand out in the street.
Speaker 1: And it was one of those places that doesn't serve wine.
Speaker 1: I was hoping to get a glass, do.
Speaker 5: You know what, I just have a solo actually to
Speaker 5: go with that.
Speaker 1: Fun the birthday far but it.
Speaker 4: Was lovely and then the kids.
Speaker 8: I picked the kids up from school and we had
Speaker 8: a of the a dinner at a local pub, and
Speaker 8: just to be around family. It's been a big year
Speaker 8: for us. It started started out well, very interesting start
Speaker 8: of the year, and it's it's ending.
Speaker 1: Quite a way being fucked.
Speaker 5: Yes, I hope if I ever get fired, they go
Speaker 5: how interesting? I try to be positive.
Speaker 1: It's interesting. We're going to pay the mortgage now and
Speaker 1: put the kiss through university.
Speaker 5: This is a conundrum.
Speaker 8: This is we're going to pick up our lives and
Speaker 8: move them south to Melbourne. But look, it's ending a
Speaker 8: lot better than it's started. As all I'll say so,
Speaker 8: it was just a wonderful time for family and and
Speaker 8: and that's that's what it's all about. Just have them
Speaker 8: around me on my special day forty five.
Speaker 5: Getting on, how do you how did you feel been
Speaker 5: in the mid forties? Interesting?
Speaker 1: I'll say that again.
Speaker 5: Interesting they don't.
Speaker 1: They're not as fun anymore, I'll be honest.
Speaker 8: Well they are, but they sort of get a bit.
Speaker 8: I guess I don't know dated that this of like, oh,
Speaker 8: I know the birthday, but I'm.
Speaker 1: Riding on these flipping birthdays.
Speaker 8: But I'm right in the mid forties now, like right
Speaker 8: in there, forty five. And we went to a rippon
Speaker 8: Lay estate on Saturday. That's nice, which was really lovely.
Speaker 8: But I thought, geez, we're getting old, don't we are
Speaker 8: we we were the younger.
Speaker 1: Day starts changing. Suddenly you feel DNA. He starts opening up.
Speaker 1: That's been activated. Now in your mid forties, where you
Speaker 1: suddenly appreciate a stately home. Suddenly Downton Abbey is mild poorn.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, is Lord Cranley going to get those
Speaker 1: breeches off. We're just wandering around. This is state admiring
Speaker 1: the architecture.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're officially middle aged.
Speaker 1: Would you appreciate when you actually look up for your
Speaker 1: phone and you start looking at sort of columns and
Speaker 1: the way a woman's a woman. You start looking up
Speaker 1: for a woman and the way that she's arranged, And
Speaker 1: I say to myself, how interesting.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 5: It's the first day of winter in the Motherland.
Speaker 1: But I'm looking at the weather today and I don't
Speaker 1: know whether I'm in England Australia.
Speaker 4: Top of fifteen. Come on, what summer here?
Speaker 1: Summer horder Melbourne? Come on, Patsy, what's the forecast for
Speaker 1: this week? Mate?
Speaker 5: Is it like this?
Speaker 9: We are going to get sun. In fact, we're going
Speaker 9: to get a top of twenty eight on Wednesday. It'll
Speaker 9: be short lived and we go back to grosscars. So
Speaker 9: we just get one day, just one day of spring.
Speaker 1: Wow, let's use it, YC team. Let's just show outside
Speaker 1: used to get really hot and obviously in England that
Speaker 1: was like pushing up nineteen degrees and twenty degrees. We
Speaker 1: were allowed to go and do the lesson outside.
Speaker 9: Yeah, we used to do that in the summer. It's
Speaker 9: too hot, no air conditioning, everyone under the tree?
Speaker 1: Well yeah yeah no please, we'd be going please there,
Speaker 1: it's too hot in here, and he'd be like tapping
Speaker 1: the thermometer the mercury, going okay, it is almost twenty one,
Speaker 1: and then we go tearing out to go and sit
Speaker 1: under a tree and have some boring lesson. There you
Speaker 1: gained again something, So Alex AFLW Grand Final you were there,
Speaker 1: Oh Mack, you were watching it.
Speaker 5: Awesome grand Final.
Speaker 8: Unbelievable, the first team to go back to back in
Speaker 8: the competition's history. Isn't it was an incredible game. My
Speaker 8: heart is full. And the reason I say that is
Speaker 8: because where these women have come from, how hard they've
Speaker 8: had to work to get their names and this game
Speaker 8: up in lights for the aflw and just talking to
Speaker 8: some of the veterans, like w Lee, the only woman
Speaker 8: in the Australian Football Hall of Fame, what she's had
Speaker 8: to go through, one of the real pioneers, and just
Speaker 8: the smile on her face. She was beaming because she
Speaker 8: was just looking out onto this ground, seeing what this
Speaker 8: game has become, seeing how popular it is now.
Speaker 1: It was all sold out, wasn't it.
Speaker 8: It was sold out twelve and a half thousand people
Speaker 8: at Icon Park and the rain stayed away, which was
Speaker 8: really lovely, and the feeling was just so much respect
Speaker 8: and pride and joy and happiness. And I love that
Speaker 8: my girls they watched it all at home on TV.
Speaker 8: I love that my girls now normalize going and playing
Speaker 8: at the highest level in any sport and many sports
Speaker 8: like you got cricket, AFL football with the Matilda's as well,
Speaker 8: so really really great weekend and a really fantastic night
Speaker 8: for the for the mighty North Melbourn Kangaroos.
Speaker 5: I'm talking about streaks and sport right there. I'm beaten
Speaker 5: in two seasons.
Speaker 8: Yeah, twenty seven games straight.
Speaker 1: It's incredible, unbelievable.
Speaker 8: They was looking a bit shaky against the demons and
Speaker 8: the prelim last weekend, but they came through so really
Speaker 8: really good effort. It's it's not easy doing that.
Speaker 5: So they beat the d's. I'm imagine it was the
Speaker 5: men's team.
Speaker 4: Well they probably could have beaten.
Speaker 1: They were to have a word with the d's.
Speaker 8: You know, it was funny. My daughter orders, she goes, daddy,
Speaker 8: why do the king? Why do the kangaroos women always
Speaker 8: win but the boys don't?
Speaker 1: Where'd you even begin with that one?
Speaker 5: That's like a ted talk? Yeah, and it's a great question.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I saw pictures of Clarko in the crowds. Obviously he
Speaker 1: was trying to work out way and meets the ones
Speaker 1: in the middle, moved all forward on all good intel.
Speaker 1: This how interesting now, Caitlin, I know you were watching
Speaker 1: as well.
Speaker 5: Did you enjoy the game? Just some friends around?
Speaker 9: Yes, I had all the girls around.
Speaker 11: We always have a party for the afl W Grand
Speaker 11: Finnel great. Yeah, and so we had six of our
Speaker 11: girlfriends over. We had some chicken euros.
Speaker 1: Chardi party or too early for the Chardi still with
Speaker 1: the weather, you're not migrated to shady yet.
Speaker 11: Well, we actually we had our Christmas party on the
Speaker 11: Friday night and I had a few too many there,
Speaker 11: surprised me.
Speaker 1: I mean I took that as rest. One of my
Speaker 1: daughters actually once said to me, Caitlin likes to drink
Speaker 1: a lot. I do love, she said, just based on
Speaker 1: her Instagram account, there's not a photo right with you,
Speaker 1: not an empty glass holding a bottle.
Speaker 11: Actually, I only noticed that the last post I put
Speaker 11: on my Instagram.
Speaker 9: Every single photo I had.
Speaker 11: Had a wine in my hand, and.
Speaker 5: It's like his an Instagram account for a wine influencer.
Speaker 9: I would love to be so happy to.
Speaker 1: Be a wine influencer, an official one. It'd be just
Speaker 1: nice to make it official.
Speaker 11: So yes, I actually still did have some chiras on
Speaker 11: Saturday night and had all the girls around, and we
Speaker 11: were chatting around the table because we had some hot
Speaker 11: chips there, and they said you cannot have hot chips
Speaker 11: without sauce, and I said still no, absolutely you can.
Speaker 4: No, I agree with you. Sauce it makes them more
Speaker 4: soggy and sloppy.
Speaker 5: Anywhoy, No, no, the sauce is the star.
Speaker 11: This was the biggest discussion we had all night. It
Speaker 11: went I swear to God for an hour.
Speaker 1: I claimed that must have been.
Speaker 4: If you couple, then I missed that party. Wow, yeah,
Speaker 4: the debate party.
Speaker 1: Round the table. They're watching that grand phone as well.
Speaker 1: That's what i'nger who watches it round table? Unless you're
Speaker 1: on Fox Sports, like doing the panel of you at
Speaker 1: half time? Hey gows, why don't we take it up
Speaker 1: a not Let's move the kitchen table in front of
Speaker 1: the young TV.
Speaker 5: Imagine that we're.
Speaker 1: On Fox Sports for first, let's getting some hard talk.
Speaker 1: Can we get into a hard talk about chips, hot chips,
Speaker 1: sauce or they're just boring without the sauce?
Speaker 11: No, no, no, But when you have KC chips on
Speaker 11: McDonald's chips, do you have it with sauce?
Speaker 4: Question?
Speaker 3: Rex, Yeah, I do.
Speaker 1: When I have Maca's chips, I'll always make sure I
Speaker 1: get the little thing that's an open yes otherwise, so
Speaker 1: we'll just trying to saltin songs.
Speaker 4: No, it's this simplicity of the salt. That's all you need.
Speaker 5: You're sort of ruining it where you isn't a sauce.
Speaker 9: Oil is and that's what it's cooked.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we all know that well known condiment where
Speaker 1: we go in wrestaurants.
Speaker 5: Excuse me, can you with some oil just if you've
Speaker 5: got any w D fourty in the kitchen?
Speaker 1: But my chips, I know I couldn't anything worse. The
Speaker 1: sauce is the start. When you are brown sauce, red sauce, Yes.
Speaker 9: The best absolutely not not required.
Speaker 1: No, because the way that everyone you know has its
Speaker 1: hot chips is you you grab a hand from that
Speaker 1: pincer movements the universe way. No one doesn't do it
Speaker 1: like that, and then you you dunk it into the
Speaker 1: ketchup and so then as you're shoveling in your piehole,
Speaker 1: the first thing the mouth meets and gets excited by
Speaker 1: is that, oh is the Tommy sauce is a ketchup
Speaker 1: lead with power of the ketchup. And then you go, yeah, chips,
Speaker 1: you can come on in.
Speaker 8: Well, you know what we are leaving out though the
Speaker 8: power of chicken salt.
Speaker 1: That's a good point that it's I never had it
Speaker 1: before until I moved here. It's not a thing in
Speaker 1: the UK. Yeah, it's essential when you cover to here
Speaker 1: it stamps some chicken salt. Yeah, where do you stand
Speaker 1: on the sauce debate, Alex, I.
Speaker 4: Can go without.
Speaker 8: I don't mind if I've got chicken sauce.
Speaker 1: I'm happy.
Speaker 4: It's a classy man, sophisticated.
Speaker 5: As you shout out. Friday is a simple man.
Speaker 8: I'm taking you this long to realize that.
Speaker 3: The Christian o'connal show podcast.
Speaker 1: On hot chips, I just presume it's sauce. Producer Caitlin
Speaker 1: is saying, no sauce. The sauce is the dish. The
Speaker 1: sauce is the staff Christian out of the pulp fiction debate.
Speaker 1: Mayonnaise and hot chipsy and mayonnaise is great on hot chips.
Speaker 1: Even butter sauce on chips. In my time in the
Speaker 1: UK is chips and curry sauce. It's the best. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I miss that. If anyone knows we can get hold
Speaker 1: of that in Melbourne. Please, salt of vinegar with hand
Speaker 1: cut chips is all you need. No sauce. That's obviously
Speaker 1: someone who's in prison right now. Also, hand cut chips
Speaker 1: is cutting your chips robots. Hey, I taking over the
Speaker 1: jobs and the guys that cut the chips and the
Speaker 1: factory and cut them.
Speaker 5: Christian, if it needs sauce, it's to taste good.
Speaker 1: It's not very nice. No, come on, who is Lauren?
Speaker 1: Chips and vinegar? And if I'm a plate, you've got
Speaker 1: to use a fork. That's some Lauren. And where you well,
Speaker 1: well you've got forks there now really opening up there
Speaker 1: that silicon value. You've got.
Speaker 5: Sauce.
Speaker 1: If it's there, I'll have it. It's not a requirement.
Speaker 1: Strong words from Nathan Gravy. On the other hand, Christian, Yes,
Speaker 1: and you know, I mean thinking about launching. You know,
Speaker 1: you've got all these sort of high energy drinks. I'll
Speaker 1: be thinking about launching my own one. But it's more
Speaker 1: of a low energy one. And basically we'd just be gravy.
Speaker 1: You can drink it throughout the day if you're just
Speaker 1: filling a bit too frantic just to ease off with
Speaker 1: the energy and a caffeination, it's just a kind of grave.
Speaker 4: If you're really full and stodgy and.
Speaker 1: With it, yeah, that's it, and you fire up about
Speaker 1: three in the our to me. Yeah, yeah, you just
Speaker 1: want to doze off at your desk. Dear mister o Connor, Please,
Speaker 1: we don't meet for manatees. It can be in debate.
Speaker 1: Hot poternito chips. Must have source, some sort of source
Speaker 1: is an absolute requirement. Happy Monday, kinme regards Aaron. All right,
Speaker 1: time now for the Monday game, which is I give
Speaker 1: the team a word, first person to sing me back
Speaker 1: a song with that word in it. Are you ready? Players,
Speaker 1: let's do it? Let's ready? Player one?
Speaker 4: Yep?
Speaker 5: Ready, Player two? Ready?
Speaker 1: Player three?
Speaker 5: Yes, you've never done this before? Was checked. I was
Speaker 5: actually impressed.
Speaker 10: I love the pating you she was.
Speaker 4: Player one thought.
Speaker 1: And an old heard a gap and he went for
Speaker 1: number two. Rio you snooze, you lose. You have made
Speaker 1: on my gravy juice of you. It's not a breakfast thing.
Speaker 5: That's the brutal world at breakfast radio.
Speaker 1: You got to claim it. Ye, seize the fl that's
Speaker 1: the pat story comes out next year. All right, Player one,
Speaker 1: two and three already, yes, yes, okay, I give you
Speaker 1: the word.
Speaker 5: You sing the song back to me?
Speaker 12: Home three Home Malabama.
Speaker 1: Pot Keys is on it today. Well donklocky, Uh Soul.
Speaker 4: I don't want another pretty face.
Speaker 6: I don't want just any what oh if you put
Speaker 6: it in me way, if you play the song while
Speaker 6: I'm singing, I'm not going to sound good.
Speaker 1: But now it's better actually, because actually the game isn't
Speaker 1: you singing? Can we get to the actual song to better?
Speaker 5: I thought that someone might go with Hey, Soul's sister.
Speaker 4: Train Max Boks twenty. Well, my mister mister on the radio.
Speaker 1: Who's that creed? He always sounds like you're trying to
Speaker 1: force out a poo locked up.
Speaker 9: Needs I need you tonight?
Speaker 5: What it sounded like a season ending of Stranger Things.
Speaker 4: In excess?
Speaker 5: Oh my y, it was like it was a karaoke
Speaker 5: Penny Wise, Patsy Wise, I need you to.
Speaker 9: Watching you shine, Shining, shining?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 1: How it sounds like we've stuck between two radio stations.
Speaker 4: Hell was that song?
Speaker 1: Well? No, there was Rhianna. Yeah, you haven't got that
Speaker 1: one from ANX. I'm not sure what Patsy was doing.
Speaker 4: I know it was huge.
Speaker 9: We've been through down this road before.
Speaker 5: Yes, sorry, pats Yes, yeah, you're right, you're right. It's
Speaker 5: a well known song. Yes, and other word that Patsy
Speaker 5: just shut me down.
Speaker 1: There.
Speaker 5: We've been through this. We've been down this road before.
Speaker 4: Beat.
Speaker 1: Danced.
Speaker 10: I want to get in heat somewhere.
Speaker 1: Now it's forty five, a little bit slower with some
Speaker 1: of these clips now peaked. Turdy didn't he hot keys
Speaker 1: up all night. Were crying into his pillow is Oscopias
Speaker 1: Street pillow.
Speaker 5: Very upset. He slipped on the third place, Heaven.
Speaker 9: Heaven must be there. Oh, it's just got to be there.
Speaker 1: I thought you would have gone with I mean belly
Speaker 1: a day. This place doesn't crank out. Heaven is a
Speaker 1: place on earth. Heaven is a song on Gold you
Speaker 1: will hear every five hours banger, lock you on hot keys,
Speaker 1: and none of went for that one. He's f one fan.
Speaker 1: He's always tired on a Monday. If you notice hockeys star.
Speaker 4: Twinkle twin Banger, I'm played on Gold enough.
Speaker 1: Maybe at nighttime this station four mums and dance just
Speaker 1: from like it's seven to eight, should go for nursery.
Speaker 4: Run bangers.
Speaker 1: Would be huge Mums and dance, sing and all over Australia.
Speaker 5: True, this much is spanned out. They used to call
Speaker 5: these slowies.
Speaker 1: It sounds like a no no slowies were that moment
Speaker 1: of school disco where it's your chance to dance. It's
Speaker 1: somebody special, Yeah, it's some of the and the d
Speaker 1: J would go, it's normally one of the teachers. I
Speaker 1: think it's our biology teacher somehow appropriate would go and
Speaker 1: now three slow songs back to back, and then women
Speaker 1: and young young women and young men would all sort
Speaker 1: of go that a canyon would open up. The biggest
Speaker 1: gap in the world was that canyon. All the all
Speaker 1: the boys would be on one side of the sports hall,
Speaker 1: the girls on the other one, crossing that bridge, crossing
Speaker 1: that void. Those were the that's the hero's journey. The
Speaker 1: hero's really walking over there to either be rejected or
Speaker 1: to get a dance. That's the stuff of life there, guys.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: All right, I'll be honest. There's my idea. This was
Speaker 5: a mistake.
Speaker 1: This is not firing up anyone, even though I was
Speaker 1: starting to just zone out from my own radio show.
Speaker 5: This is not a morning song.
Speaker 1: If you if you just tuned in, you either think
Speaker 1: horror you've actually listened to smooth, or someone's died and
Speaker 1: hopees and prayers are with the family. Now here's Spandau
Speaker 1: Ballet and true. You know what we need after seven
Speaker 1: o'clock news. We need a Monday banger. Okay, we need
Speaker 1: we need b Emmy, we need big Monday energy. Text
Speaker 1: in right now. We've got to balance that out. Okay,
Speaker 1: we've got to cleanse the show. We've got to clear
Speaker 1: out the system. I need a big banger to come
Speaker 1: hard out of the seven o'clock after the news, the
Speaker 1: sport because it loves a bit with those two and
Speaker 1: then I got a rerun it back up. So text
Speaker 1: in now, big Monday song four seven five, three, one
Speaker 1: oh four three.
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Speaker 1: We're doing this after seven o'clock, but I just need
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Speaker 1: your friend, our friend, Santa's Bogan brother Barry Klaus should
Speaker 1: be there, Barry. Hello, Hello, Well you're down you're down
Speaker 1: a mine shaft or something, or down a lift. Good
Speaker 1: a Christian, I can the Saturnye kind of working, kind
Speaker 1: of working. And it's been a year.
Speaker 10: It's been way too long, Christian.
Speaker 6: We've been working our bloody butts off over here at
Speaker 6: the grotto.
Speaker 10: We've got time for you though.
Speaker 6: We're having a smokeo and I got plenty of great stuff.
Speaker 1: To give away now, a lot of listeners. Last year
Speaker 1: we're worried that it was stolen stuff. This is all
Speaker 1: the git. You've got the warranties, you know. Obviously you're
Speaker 1: working at Rob's main warehouse, which is uh we didn't
Speaker 1: think they's through a bit for some reason, is now
Speaker 1: relocated to the North Pole.
Speaker 6: Well that's just cost savings for you, Christian, you.
Speaker 10: Know what's life.
Speaker 1: Well that's because in s won't be beaten on price.
Speaker 1: How do they make those savings? They outsourced that house
Speaker 1: the North Pole.
Speaker 10: Sheep lavor out of here at them and.
Speaker 1: Then they get the elves to drive over, don't they
Speaker 1: the old ice road truckers.
Speaker 10: Yes, exactly exactly. You got it. You've got our business
Speaker 10: model down pack.
Speaker 6: But yes, no stolen goods or genuine higher fridges, wine fridges,
Speaker 6: white goods ready to go.
Speaker 1: Great, And what are we giving away after seven o'clot
Speaker 1: this morning?
Speaker 5: What have you got off the racks?
Speaker 3: What have you got?
Speaker 6: This one is a big teammate higher six hundred and
Speaker 6: one liters black quad door fridge value up to three thousand,
Speaker 6: four hundred Aussie dollars.
Speaker 1: Wow, were yeah, because as concerned you were going to
Speaker 1: go back to Tye Bark.
Speaker 5: We had a few problems last time, didn't we.
Speaker 6: Yes, the conversion rate is actually better, so.
Speaker 10: We're doing it all in Aussie dollars.
Speaker 1: This is good any mate, Thank you very much? Barring greens.
Speaker 5: Did I hear right? The satellite just cut out there?
Speaker 5: Did you say it had two doors?
Speaker 10: Christian? Double that war doors?
Speaker 1: Four doors?
Speaker 6: You got quady top left, top, right, bottom, bottom right?
Speaker 7: God?
Speaker 1: What is this a game show? All right? This is amazing?
Speaker 1: Wow wee? So what you've got double doors for the freezer?
Speaker 6: Yes, you've got two freezer doors, so you could have
Speaker 6: one for say, snacks, frozen pizzas, ritzoles, et cetera. Are
Speaker 6: the ones your vodka?
Speaker 1: You're right, you're right, you're right, you're solving problems here
Speaker 1: actually because often I don't know when to put my vodka,
Speaker 1: which I've never dropped from, and I'm or my my
Speaker 1: frozen wristles.
Speaker 10: You got to keep him separate.
Speaker 1: That's why you're right, You're right, you're right. Come for
Speaker 1: the coody, but stay for the wristoles. I always say,
Speaker 1: all right, we're giving it way in five minutes time
Speaker 1: you finish off that Smoco Barry.
Speaker 5: Clause and we're hook back up in five there, mate.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast, all.
Speaker 1: Right, every single day this week and next week as well.
Speaker 1: We're into last ten shows of the year, ten shows
Speaker 1: of Christmas, and every single show over the next two
Speaker 1: weeks thanks to ens and higher, huge big prices. As
Speaker 1: every morning we go live via satellite three D technology
Speaker 1: to the North Pole and our friend there now working
Speaker 1: for Robert Eanes Barry Klaus, Let's play his song.
Speaker 7: Fair Recourses come in a town. Fair recourses come.
Speaker 6: In to test making a list of struppers with gifts
Speaker 6: like washers.
Speaker 7: And dries and a bloody beef fridge. Fair reclauses come
Speaker 7: in a town. Stop it at the pub of the Crown.
Speaker 7: Barry Courses coming to tes.
Speaker 1: The satellite which starts in the last year. You don't
Speaker 1: need a lot of those in radio production these days.
Speaker 1: The old classic, good old belch. All right, the satellite
Speaker 1: is in position. We can go live to the North
Speaker 1: Pole there where Barry yours is Santa's Bogan brother. Barry,
Speaker 1: you there.
Speaker 10: Get a cover? How are how good? That song? That's
Speaker 10: a bloody ripper.
Speaker 5: That is a great one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And so how was your weekend?
Speaker 10: What were you up to or had a bit of
Speaker 10: a big one?
Speaker 6: We had the Ears Christmas party over the weekend, so
Speaker 6: you know, Rob puts on a hell of a bash.
Speaker 1: So, yeah, he goes hard, doesn't he goes? Certainly, those
Speaker 1: those white teeth don't look so white anymore.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 1: Sheer has lips, they called him, don't they.
Speaker 6: That's his nickname around the office.
Speaker 1: And he puts a wig on, doesn't he?
Speaker 10: Yes, he does.
Speaker 5: He does that big old mullet wig on and gives
Speaker 5: it the big one. Yeah.
Speaker 10: Yeah, he comes with warrick capital as he still he goes.
Speaker 1: And what do we get now? This fridge? Tell us
Speaker 1: about it again, the big fridge that we're giving away today, Barry.
Speaker 6: Oh, this is a beauty Christian. It's the higher six
Speaker 6: hundred and one Leader black cord Or fridge that's valued
Speaker 6: up to three thousand.
Speaker 10: Three hundred and ninety nine buccaroos.
Speaker 1: Wow, we four doors to quaddy and six hundred and
Speaker 1: one liters.
Speaker 6: Yeah, six hundred and one. Last year we were into
Speaker 6: the five hundreds. This year we boosted it up six hundred.
Speaker 5: Well we've really gone higher.
Speaker 10: Oh, very very good.
Speaker 5: Thank you. And you've got this fridge, haven't you.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I've got this one at home. It is a
Speaker 10: ripper obviously, it's more.
Speaker 6: Of a sort of an entertaining fridge. I've got big
Speaker 6: on the old vegetables.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So no veggies, no so, no lebonese cucumbers.
Speaker 6: No, no cucumbers, no capsics, no stone fruits.
Speaker 1: That's in there, you know, because there's a six hundred
Speaker 1: and one liter.
Speaker 5: What's in there?
Speaker 6: There's so much based Top left, I've got four x's.
Speaker 6: Bottom right, I've got so top right, I've got bundy rum.
Speaker 6: And then obviously, like I said before, bottom left, freezer,
Speaker 6: rissolesure right. And then when i've got you know, a
Speaker 6: special someone coming over.
Speaker 10: I've got some vodka cold. They love it when it's cold.
Speaker 10: D over some ice, a bit of a tonic line.
Speaker 1: What oh wow?
Speaker 5: We like chanting to Gordon Ramsey of the Fridge World.
Speaker 1: Okay, chef's case, all right, so Corning, now give me
Speaker 1: the quady. Why do you need a beautiful big you
Speaker 1: want to upgrade? Maybe we've only got a two door
Speaker 1: or sadly like me, a three door. Imagine a new
Speaker 1: you for twenty six with a four door fridge. That's right,
Speaker 1: A quad life is calling you. Score lines are open now.
Speaker 1: The quady line is open now. Thirteen fifty five twenty two. Barry,
Speaker 1: you are going to stay there?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 10: I got fifteen more minutes for you.
Speaker 1: Okay, then what you're doing?
Speaker 10: I gotta get back to work.
Speaker 5: Oh of course he cracks that whipped in the old rock.
Speaker 10: He does, he does, He's back on it.
Speaker 1: Yes, So he's not flashing those teeth like that. They're
Speaker 1: more like Snarley, aren't they? Go with it? You elves.
Speaker 3: I've heard him the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: So many calls on Friday. I didn't know so many
Speaker 1: of you have been extras. So if you've been an
Speaker 1: extra in anything, please share your story with us.
Speaker 5: Four seven five three one oh four three right now.
Speaker 1: Then in the last ten shows of the year, Big
Speaker 1: Price is thanks to Ians and higher. I'll grade to
Speaker 1: your kitchen, Batham and Launchry before the festive season. Welcome
Speaker 1: to the ten Days of ian esmus Let's play the
Speaker 1: anthem fare.
Speaker 7: Reclauses come in at down Fair. Recauses come in to.
Speaker 6: Test making a list of truckers with gifts.
Speaker 7: Like washers and rise at a bloody beeg fridge. Reclauses
Speaker 7: come in at tesn stop it at the pub on
Speaker 7: the Crown.
Speaker 4: Barry Coaus is coming.
Speaker 1: To test.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 1: The satellite is stall links up high in the sky.
Speaker 1: The Starling kids ready ill or Musk is supervising it all.
Speaker 1: Barry Clause are you there? The North Pole then made
Speaker 1: how the hell are you? I'm still good Christian? How
Speaker 1: did Santa's brother Barry can Ossie accent well Shane in Sydney. Actually,
Speaker 1: Barry and are working on a screenplay right now. We
Speaker 1: are in talks with Marvel about the whole Barry Class
Speaker 1: multi first so hopefully on your screens next year. It's
Speaker 1: going to be big year for the show next year.
Speaker 10: I thought they had a very strict NDA on that
Speaker 10: Christian I've.
Speaker 1: Said too much. I've set too much. Lucky I didn't
Speaker 1: mention the musical. Oh I said too much as well.
Speaker 1: But Kate Sobrano is going to be Barry Claus's girlfriend.
Speaker 1: But anyway, we're still a lots of sort of a
Speaker 1: lot of irons and fire at the moment, Barry, what
Speaker 1: are we giving away this morning?
Speaker 6: We've got a beautiful higher six hundred and one leader
Speaker 6: black cord door fridge valued up to three three hundred
Speaker 6: and ninety nine bucks.
Speaker 1: Has he got two adjustable temperature areas within the fridge
Speaker 1: and freezer?
Speaker 10: You better does.
Speaker 6: It's even got purer ice touched by fridge air or
Speaker 6: odors absolute ice technology.
Speaker 1: Now the fridge I've got the moment is just single
Speaker 1: zone air.
Speaker 5: What's this? Baby?
Speaker 1: God?
Speaker 6: You must be living in nineteen sixty five, Christian, Yeah,
Speaker 6: I must be.
Speaker 10: This says multi zone air.
Speaker 6: Watch here so it evenly circulates cool air to every
Speaker 6: corner of a fridge top left, top right, bottom left,
Speaker 6: bottom right.
Speaker 1: And next you'll be telling me it's got filtered water
Speaker 1: and ice, both available through the door.
Speaker 10: Yes, yeah, you don't even have to open the door.
Speaker 10: You just go to the fridge. Bang, water, bang, ice easy.
Speaker 1: Wow, wait, this is huge. All right, let's let's give
Speaker 1: this baby away. First up, let's go to Christian. Good morning, Christian,
Speaker 1: Welcome to the show. Good morning Christian. Good morning, Barry.
Speaker 10: Clause, Good morning Christian.
Speaker 12: I was really really excited to hear all of the
Speaker 12: amazing features this fridge has. Let me tell you about
Speaker 12: my fridge currently, it's fifty liter Ancho Eski. What my
Speaker 12: bagle decided wet. My partner and I moved into our
Speaker 12: new rental over the weekend.
Speaker 1: My ble 's the cord.
Speaker 12: What the fridge, oh no, is now defrosted? And what
Speaker 12: we could salvage we got from Kmart, the lovely people.
Speaker 3: That came out.
Speaker 12: We were able to purchase a little Ancho fifty leader
Speaker 12: cooler for one hundred and twenty dollars. That is what's
Speaker 12: keeping my fridge my stuff cool this morning.
Speaker 1: That is a nightment of that naughty little beagle.
Speaker 12: Yes, Luna is well, yes, well she got to eat
Speaker 12: some of the dew frosted meat.
Speaker 5: That's why she did. It was the big plan. And
Speaker 5: I know you're a dog. Love what you've got on
Speaker 5: rock Villers, haven't you, Barry?
Speaker 10: Yeah, I got six pitbulls actually, oh yeah.
Speaker 1: They're all and they're all called Pittball, aren't they after
Speaker 1: mister Worldwide?
Speaker 5: Yeah, your favorite artist.
Speaker 10: Yeah, they love little board caps on as well.
Speaker 1: And oh great, mister White, they'll come running. It's a
Speaker 1: lovely ship, all right. Christians staying there, it might be you.
Speaker 1: Let's got to Sean now, who is in need of
Speaker 1: an upgrade to his fridge. Sean, good morning, how are we?
Speaker 1: We're good?
Speaker 5: You're live to the North Pole as well with Barry claws.
Speaker 13: Yeah, yes, good morning barring hope. It's nice and cold
Speaker 13: up there, keeping everything crisp because my fridge just doesn't.
Speaker 10: Oh what happens to your fridge? Sewn?
Speaker 13: Oh look god, mine's not from the North Pole. Mind.
Speaker 13: Actually must be from Ireland, because what actually happens is
Speaker 13: nothing freezes in the freezer and everything freezes in my crystal.
Speaker 10: Oh no that's not enough, Sean.
Speaker 13: Yeah, in my biker it's just room temperature.
Speaker 4: I no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 1: We cannot have this. And you've got a family there.
Speaker 1: You need a decent fridge over Christmas if you've got
Speaker 1: a family, Yes.
Speaker 13: Yes, I've got my wife and I've got my youngest
Speaker 13: son with us twenty odd years old. Eating is out
Speaker 13: of house and home, so the size of the fridge
Speaker 13: is very crucial. We definitely I make rissoles all week,
Speaker 13: every week, come home.
Speaker 5: And they're all gone.
Speaker 1: Rissole Life Friends, Rissole Life, Sean, you are the winner.
Speaker 13: Our beautiful sensational guys. You've made my made my year.
Speaker 1: Listen. I really hope that isn't true. And actually twenty
Speaker 1: twenty five has given you more, but the emotions are
Speaker 1: higher right now. Absolutely, thank you, second one and yes
Speaker 1: you've won six hundred and one liter quad door fridge.
Speaker 1: Happy Christmas.
Speaker 13: Yes, thank you, thank you. It used to be a chef,
Speaker 13: so it'll be put to great great good news.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, but you do a mean Rissole Sean. You're
Speaker 1: the family of a lovely Christmas. Congratulations mate, Thank you crew,
Speaker 1: all the best for Christmas as well. Didn't fancy playing
Speaker 1: any of the winners music under that Marry and Bats,
Speaker 1: Sorry about that, Bart Barry. What are we giving away tomorrow?
Speaker 10: What are we giving away tomorrow? That is a brilliant
Speaker 10: question with you, But you just told me that I've got.
Speaker 1: So you had a piece of paper in front of you, Parry,
Speaker 1: I'm I mean obviously got one of our team. Caten's
Speaker 1: at the North part with you right now. She flew
Speaker 1: out there last night.
Speaker 6: They've gone the environmentally safe option with the double sided
Speaker 6: paper and it always gets me.
Speaker 10: But we do have a higher ten kular gram dark front.
Speaker 6: Load washing machine valued up to one and ninety nine
Speaker 6: Aussie dollars.
Speaker 10: Christian call it what it is.
Speaker 1: It's a two Q.
Speaker 10: It's a two k.
Speaker 1: That's right, go once, going twice going tomorrow morning as
Speaker 1: once more this show takes you higher.
Speaker 5: It was three one oh thanks to.
Speaker 10: Barry.
Speaker 1: I can't afford any more with the starlink. Muskie's rates
Speaker 1: are very high. We catch up with you tomorrow morning.
Speaker 10: It's tomorrow, old mate.
Speaker 1: See say hi to all the pitbulls.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's that for the next two weeks.
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell show go on podcast.
Speaker 1: So last week, I mean the team woman over the
Speaker 1: Sydney and we filmed a TV advert that's going to
Speaker 1: be on next year in January when the show goes national.
Speaker 5: So we're going into.
Speaker 1: Sydney, Brisbane, Adelaide, Perth and we can't wait. Happens January
Speaker 1: the nineteenth, and there were a lot of extras at
Speaker 1: times it was like a sort of zombie movie, like
Speaker 1: an episode of The Walking Dead, And I was actually,
Speaker 1: what kind of vibe we're going for? You know, because
Speaker 1: sometimes you have the TV on, don't you You drift
Speaker 1: off when the adverts are on, suddenly going to see
Speaker 1: us slot and on one of myth like is this
Speaker 1: an Australia Is this an Australian version of the Walking Debt? However,
Speaker 1: when they see that Australian's love banner, I did not
Speaker 1: know about the banner in that script.
Speaker 4: That was a low budget banner.
Speaker 1: You don't say people work really hard.
Speaker 5: One of the extras got fired, did you know that?
Speaker 1: Because he didn't have a strong enough risks to hold
Speaker 1: that cheap ass banner up.
Speaker 5: That that old guy that was his only I think
Speaker 5: it was his only acting gig of the year. He
Speaker 5: got booted off.
Speaker 1: One of the directors with stronger, younger wrists to do
Speaker 1: the important work of holding a banner. I'm like, couldn't
Speaker 1: they just type this out in post production the name
Speaker 1: of the show in all of the details. We need
Speaker 1: a banner. Anyway, So we were working a lot of extras.
Speaker 1: So on Friday we had so many stories we ran
Speaker 1: out of time? Have you ever been an extra? Thirteen
Speaker 1: fifty five twenty two we spoke to Glenda was an
Speaker 1: extra in Nightmares and Dreamscapes two of You, and that
Speaker 1: she got stuck in Lifted with a great actor William Hurt.
Speaker 1: You might see him in broadcast News and loads of
Speaker 1: other movies. Michelle was an extra in Jenny Craig commercial.
Speaker 1: I forgot about that. Darren one instantly Call of the Week.
Speaker 1: What a Alaraican he should be in a Hall of Fame.
Speaker 1: Was an extra in a VB commercial. It was next
Speaker 1: to a model with a banner. Tell the banners win.
Speaker 1: Punching above you weight so good? Or as a k
Speaker 1: put it here, punching below your weight. I've never heard
Speaker 1: that phrase, mate, punching below your weight?
Speaker 4: What's that?
Speaker 1: Whatever it is, it's the topic of tomorrow's phone in punching.
Speaker 1: What's punching below.
Speaker 5: That mean?
Speaker 1: Does that mean you were some moo moo someone who's
Speaker 1: not good looking?
Speaker 5: Is that my wife?
Speaker 1: She introduces me, christ punching way below my life. I
Speaker 1: just realized now what that means. Happy Christmas kid, Eric Christian.
Speaker 1: About twenty years ago, I was an extra in Charlotte's
Speaker 1: Web they filmed here in Melbourne in an extended sequence
Speaker 1: at a fairground. I was eleven years old and all
Speaker 1: the food popcorn, candy, apples, corn dogs, was completely real.
Speaker 5: They paid me one thousand dollars to take two weeks
Speaker 5: off school.
Speaker 1: I mean you would have done it for free, two
Speaker 1: weeks out of school to pick out at a carnival.
Speaker 1: Best job I ever had? Let's do that as a
Speaker 1: finding topic this week. Best job you ever had?
Speaker 5: Josie.
Speaker 1: I was an extra in Neighbors for many years. I
Speaker 1: walked by, I was in the cafe, I went to weddings,
Speaker 1: I was in the parking lots of different scenes Neighbors,
Speaker 1: and then I got too old and they stopped.
Speaker 5: Wow that show is that is showbiz? Poor old man.
Speaker 1: He couldn't pick up that banner. You're done, Grundad, get
Speaker 1: out now. Lockie, who is our audio architect on the show,
Speaker 1: has been an extra, Locky, what were you an extra?
Speaker 5: What were you doing?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 14: Speaking of our best jobs I've ever had, apart from this.
Speaker 1: One, well saved, well saved a bunch of below your
Speaker 1: weight while you're getting this job.
Speaker 14: No, I got to in twenty twelve. I did have
Speaker 14: to look up the film because it was we didn't
Speaker 14: really know where it was, but we got six hundred
Speaker 14: bucks for the day to pretty much go down the
Speaker 14: water slide.
Speaker 1: That sounds a bit shifty. What you what you can't
Speaker 1: remember the movie?
Speaker 4: Mental?
Speaker 14: We're looking up now, Mental?
Speaker 1: Mental. There you go, Tony Collette, Oh, Tony collect Well
Speaker 1: you're going down the side with Tony Collett.
Speaker 14: No, she wasn't there on the day, but we got
Speaker 14: to do that thing that every lifeguard hates, is to
Speaker 14: back the water up. And so you wait, you build
Speaker 14: a build and build to make it more dramatic. And yeah,
Speaker 14: for six hundred bucks, we just wished down the slot.
Speaker 14: Great gig, Yeah, great geek and for about two seconds
Speaker 14: of screen time.
Speaker 1: All right, give us a call now then lines are
Speaker 1: open now thirteen fifty five twenty two at any moment
Speaker 1: on the show where we when we hear a great story,
Speaker 1: there's one thousand dollars up for grabs for our instant
Speaker 1: caller of the week.
Speaker 5: We'll take your stories next.
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell show Go On podcast.
Speaker 5: Have you ever been an extra?
Speaker 1: If you have, we'd have to hear your stories. Chris
Speaker 1: Man extra in far Lap. Oh he's done. Some animal
Speaker 1: handling work in country practice. Obviously, if there's an animal scene,
Speaker 1: man is who you call? Chris Mann, Alexandra. Not many
Speaker 1: recognize my efforts. My hands were used to hold whoppers
Speaker 1: in TV commercials.
Speaker 5: Oh wow, Chris, I'm.
Speaker 1: Blessed with small, soft hands and short fingers, enabling the
Speaker 1: burger sizes to appear bigger.
Speaker 5: For marketing. Wow, Alexandra, that's so funny.
Speaker 6: You always say, Christian that you think you have beautiful
Speaker 6: hands and that you would make a great hand model.
Speaker 1: I think it would actually, Yeah, I still believe that
Speaker 1: that's hopefully ahead for me in my next few years.
Speaker 1: First and national show, but then the big thing. Wished
Speaker 1: to be an Australia's premiere next big hand model, Christian.
Speaker 1: I wasn't an extra, but it was a co star
Speaker 1: in a TV advert for my father in law's business.
Speaker 1: It was for Optivizer, an alternative to the big neck
Speaker 1: bucket for dogs you got smaller ones. It feels like
Speaker 1: a sort of a Cramer.
Speaker 5: I do in.
Speaker 1: Nathan.
Speaker 5: That's great, all right, stay some cools here?
Speaker 1: Who we got here?
Speaker 5: Christine? Welcome to the show.
Speaker 2: Hey Christian, how are you going?
Speaker 5: I'm good? I hope you had a lovely weekend. So
Speaker 5: tell us about your extra work.
Speaker 1: Ah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was an extra in a show called Lebrier.
Speaker 2: It was filmed a few years ago here in Melbourne
Speaker 2: and so exciting. You know, four days running up and
Speaker 2: down this street doing about fifteen k's and running screaming
Speaker 2: in between part cars, like like, you know, we were
Speaker 2: scared because we were told where the sinkhole was. And
Speaker 2: then when the trailer came out, I was telling everyone, go, oh,
Speaker 2: you're going to watch a show. It's going to be
Speaker 2: really cool. You're go into a sinkhole and you're going
Speaker 2: to another dimension. And the shorts were actually on this
Speaker 2: sink hole that we were running from. So I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'm sure I'm going to be in the opening scenes.
Speaker 2: And they killed me off. You got cut yep, I
Speaker 2: was in in the sinkhole and you don't even see me.
Speaker 2: All you can see is the back of the person
Speaker 2: that I was running back.
Speaker 1: What sinkhole tonight.
Speaker 6: Exactly?
Speaker 1: I feel like we need to just cut in that
Speaker 1: scene that's still there somewhere and entry and chuck chuck
Speaker 1: it into three seconds randomly of our TV advert for
Speaker 1: the show.
Speaker 5: Wait did that woman just fall down? A sin whether
Speaker 5: they film this in Sydney.
Speaker 4: In two dimensional radio show.
Speaker 1: Do you mean when we go into Adelaide. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: can be a little bit strange at locals there. Christine,
Speaker 1: great story, very well told. You have a lovely week.
Speaker 1: Thank you, and we are in December. We may not
Speaker 1: speak again before Christmas. Have a happy Christmas.
Speaker 2: You two very Christmas guys.
Speaker 1: Is it two hourly starts? Say?
Speaker 4: That's so weird.
Speaker 1: I came halfway through it and I was like, I
Speaker 1: think you're going too soon. Maybe next week.
Speaker 6: Because they said a person and where you have to
Speaker 6: say Merry Christmas to every caller for the next.
Speaker 5: Two I'm going to circle back down the eighth and
Speaker 5: next Monday I'll start with them.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, that was just a little test of waters
Speaker 1: and it felt weird, all right, Josh, good morning, Josh morning.
Speaker 5: Christian Team.
Speaker 1: How are you? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Are really good? Josh, So you've been an extra Yes.
Speaker 1: I had been a number of times that. One of
Speaker 1: the most probably enjoyable one was in Jack Irish in
Speaker 1: season three where Old A Detectives.
Speaker 5: Oh cool, it's a good show. It was there, great
Speaker 5: show and did you did you have lines?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 1: No, I was just meant to be in the background.
Speaker 1: Mute detective, a witness.
Speaker 5: I suppose Jack irish and go we should fire that
Speaker 5: guy just says nothing, lazy detective.
Speaker 1: That's right. Typical is this here for admin? He's just
Speaker 1: a more of a note taker really, you know, he's
Speaker 1: on the WhatsApp group. He just sort of just puts
Speaker 1: his findings.
Speaker 5: Up there.
Speaker 4: With a gun.
Speaker 1: A great listener, the listening detective exactly. So you're soon
Speaker 1: that you were also in Fisk as well. That's right, Yes,
Speaker 1: great show that is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that was that was probably the first, the
Speaker 2: first one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was really fun, really fun.
Speaker 3: Big guy, a lot of fun.
Speaker 5: And Josh, thank you very much for giving us a call.
Speaker 5: Worries have a great time, guys, thank you very Christmas.
Speaker 1: I think he was holding on for it. Now he's
Speaker 1: hanging out going it's a bit ruding it the other
Speaker 1: guy who've got one nothing, I'm going to speak to
Speaker 1: him full Christmas.
Speaker 2: Kate, Morning Morning Team.
Speaker 15: How are you.
Speaker 5: We're very good, Happy Christmas. Kate.
Speaker 1: Yes, I don't know what I've do it over the place, guys.
Speaker 5: Alrighty Kate, tell us about Kate the extra yeap.
Speaker 15: So I was doing work experience for the small country
Speaker 15: town TV station, and that day we're filming an ad
Speaker 15: for online. Not online, No, we're talking early two thousand
Speaker 15: and so a phone dating ad.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I remember that.
Speaker 15: Yes, yeah, the model never turned up, so they thought, oh,
Speaker 15: we'll just recruit the work experienced girl. And yeah, they
Speaker 15: didn't pay me either.
Speaker 1: So that's.
Speaker 5: Your mum and dad weren't happy with that. I'm speaking
Speaker 5: as a dad.
Speaker 4: Give us some money.
Speaker 1: Well, no, I'm not pemping my kids out. That's not
Speaker 1: the issue here. Real of cash. I think I'm going
Speaker 1: around this or you know, the network's going You got
Speaker 1: any dodgy ads that my kids can do? Bring back?
Speaker 5: Phone dating?
Speaker 1: You remember that?
Speaker 4: So would you would you like hook up with another
Speaker 4: stranger on the phone?
Speaker 5: Yeah, and they lot of chat.
Speaker 1: You what youth? This is before only fans, it was
Speaker 1: called only phone. Oh okay, that's a funny one. Kate,
Speaker 1: thank you very much for giving us a call. Thank you, Bye,
Speaker 1: Happy Christmas.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Time for the penultimate It's got This year has been
Speaker 1: the quickest year of my life. Everyone else think the
Speaker 1: twenty twenty five has just been ridiculously quick. Yeah, crazy
Speaker 1: flown by come with her in December. Yeah, crazy, don't
Speaker 1: feel like it's quite it's quite sort of ready for Christmas.
Speaker 5: Patsy Is she's started that in September. Action. All right,
Speaker 5: it's time for from this week's Mishard lyrics.
Speaker 1: It's just another Mishardman day, Christian O'Connell's Misshard Lyrics. Every
Speaker 1: Monday on the Christian o'connells Show, we play back all
Speaker 1: your misheard lyrics.
Speaker 5: We love doing this.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much, so faithful that keep this going
Speaker 1: every single day, even over the weekend. Some hot new
Speaker 1: ones that are in today's one. I came through. I
Speaker 1: loved getting all the emails. Thank you very much. As always,
Speaker 1: when you miss here a lyric, Christian at Christian O'Connell
Speaker 1: dot com dot au. So the way this works if
Speaker 1: your new listen to the show also playing the back.
Speaker 1: If we agree with what you think you're miss hearing,
Speaker 1: you'll hear this. If we don't hear it, you'll hear this.
Speaker 1: And for the really brilliant ones, come on into the
Speaker 1: Hall of Fame now. Last week we had two Hall
Speaker 1: of Famous great ones. Adrian gave us this great one
Speaker 1: from Nick Kershaw of the song wouldn't it be good?
Speaker 1: Wouldn't it be good? To beat the Russians? Matty Cox
Speaker 1: had this from Mike Posner. I drive a sports card
Speaker 1: just to pooh.
Speaker 4: Id you have a sports card just to pool?
Speaker 1: You have to wonder why those guys do that. You
Speaker 1: know what they're making up for so you can get
Speaker 1: to the toilet. Quicker.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Well, if you gotta go, you gotta go. Lambo's
Speaker 5: gonna get you there.
Speaker 1: Quicker. All right, let's get some brand new ones. This
Speaker 1: came in over the weekend and it caught my eye.
Speaker 1: I love this one, this one Simon the Pearl Jam
Speaker 1: classic Jeremy of course, the original line Jeremy's spoken, or
Speaker 1: is it Jeremy's bogan? Simon's email came in here today
Speaker 1: and I fired up the song that kept re whiting
Speaker 1: and playing it once more. Jeremy's bogan. That's a hall
Speaker 1: of fame? Come on in?
Speaker 5: Is that the first misheard involving the word bogan?
Speaker 4: Great question?
Speaker 1: I think I think it is, Yeah, breaking new ground.
Speaker 1: Riley's been listening to one D and the song what
Speaker 1: a feeling? The original line, but you've got stars they're
Speaker 1: in your eyes now I'm afraid Riley said quite a
Speaker 1: bit of a rude word here, and so if there
Speaker 1: are very young people on the school run right now,
Speaker 1: maybe turn the radio down for this one. Suddenly there
Speaker 1: are mums and dads trying to reach for the volunt
Speaker 1: control and the kids are going done up, done it
Speaker 1: up right, he's hearing. But you've got stars, they're in
Speaker 1: your ass. As always, I'm just a messenger here and
Speaker 1: let's hit it again. You've got stars, they're in your ass.
Speaker 1: What a compliment to say to somebody as well? Uh,
Speaker 1: Chrissy Pollard's but listening to Michael Jackson, bads, you're throwing
Speaker 1: stones to hide your hands.
Speaker 5: That line doesn't even make any sense as it is.
Speaker 5: I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: It's a revelation to me. You're throwing stones to hide
Speaker 1: your hands? Or is it you're throwing spoons at your
Speaker 1: new Yes, that might be one of my favorite statu
Speaker 1: ones of the year. This is the image someone throwing
Speaker 1: spoons at their nan. Once more, you're throwing spoons at
Speaker 1: your nan. Hall of Famer for Chrissy Pollards. Now, what
Speaker 1: a great name listener has Allison Beer. Oh, Now, I
Speaker 1: think this week we should do try and form a
Speaker 1: menu of listener's surnames that you find on a menu.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you why. I got an email from a
Speaker 1: listener of the Weekend about some nonsense that won't be
Speaker 1: going on it anyway. His name Pete fries Now it
Speaker 1: was a judge Bennet was actually obviously Pete de Friese,
Speaker 1: but it was f r I E.
Speaker 5: S fries is his surname.
Speaker 1: Okay, So names that you find surnames you'd find on
Speaker 1: a because obviously Alison Beer that's on the drink section.
Speaker 1: Alison Beer. A bear quite go cold Chisel loves me
Speaker 1: like a sister loves I'm gonna ruin this song for people.
Speaker 1: Forget about Three Legged Goat loves me like a sea
Speaker 1: slugs slug. He just lets that you hang on a
Speaker 1: long time. He doesn't quite get to end it with
Speaker 1: the g once More loves me like a sea slug.
Speaker 1: What do we think?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yes, And McKay has been listening to Justin Bieber's Sorry.
Speaker 1: You know I try, but I don't do too well
Speaker 1: with apologies.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 4: This song is called sorry, so yeah too bad.
Speaker 5: You know I tried, but I don't do too well
Speaker 5: with a pile of cheese.
Speaker 3: Apology.
Speaker 1: I always thought Beams was lactose intolerance. That is a
Speaker 1: great one, Mikayla.
Speaker 5: You know, I try, I try, but I don't do
Speaker 5: well with a pie of cheese.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 1: It's a better song, better song, all right, then, Mikayla,
Speaker 1: come on in Hall of Famer. Those are outstanding. Thank
Speaker 1: you very much to everyone who keeps us going as always.
Speaker 1: The email addresses Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: So Patsy over the weekend. I know it was a
Speaker 1: big weekend for your family. Your daughter Ordie was in
Speaker 1: this production of Xanadu and killed at that beautiful theater there.
Speaker 9: Oh my god, it was so good. The kids were
Speaker 9: on roller skates and the head outfits. It was so
Speaker 9: so good. They did a fantastic job.
Speaker 5: So this wasn't a school production. This was a another organization.
Speaker 9: Yeah, it's Stage School Australia. So they're like a theater
Speaker 9: sort of school that the kids do outside of school
Speaker 9: and it is just brilliant. They have little little tiny
Speaker 9: kids right up to like eighteen nineteen year olds.
Speaker 1: And my daughters did this in the UK, and they're
Speaker 1: not particularly sporting gifted.
Speaker 9: And it's relate.
Speaker 1: And they but what they found through is it it
Speaker 1: was another way for them to get in a team
Speaker 1: and sport isn't the only way to do that. And
Speaker 1: they made so many great friends that Camorage where you
Speaker 1: getting through the nerves of it all. And the productions,
Speaker 1: I'm not just saying this as a proud dad. They
Speaker 1: were like their high end.
Speaker 9: Oh this was phenomenal, so good you.
Speaker 5: Pay money for it, wouldn't you to see that the
Speaker 5: kids worked so hard you can't believe it.
Speaker 9: Marveling at the costumes, like there was hundreds of kids
Speaker 9: and they all just looked phenomenal and just the beams
Speaker 9: on their faces. It just brings you so much joy
Speaker 9: to watch a child on stage or whether it's on
Speaker 9: the field with sports, when they've found their thing and
Speaker 9: it's just brilliant. But you know, she's at that age
Speaker 9: now where she's getting a bit funny. So they have
Speaker 9: like the red carpet and I was told, very very firmly,
Speaker 9: you get one photo, mom, one photo. So normally she'd
Speaker 9: let me be there for four or one photo. Get
Speaker 9: it right, because you get one, so you know, and
Speaker 9: it's like no kissing before, you know, good luck, nothing
Speaker 9: like that. It's like you're a bit of an embarrassment.
Speaker 1: I got some flowers once to sort of present to
Speaker 1: one of my daughters before the show, and I didn't
Speaker 1: get to hand it to them.
Speaker 5: It was just like this, this look and just look.
Speaker 1: I was met with and eyes.
Speaker 4: And that's what it was like.
Speaker 9: In the weekend, Chris had a beautiful, big bunch of
Speaker 9: pink roses for her. She came out and I said, oh,
Speaker 9: Daddy's got some roses for Oh yeah, not now, Dad,
Speaker 9: just exhausted.
Speaker 5: They just don't want you to make it weird. You know,
Speaker 5: I'm still making it weird. It was like the other
Speaker 5: day I hadn't seen my daughters.
Speaker 1: In a week and I was giving big hugs and
Speaker 1: I'm like, Okay, they don't make it weird. I'm sorry
Speaker 1: that my unconditional love is weird.
Speaker 4: That breaks a little bit more each time.
Speaker 1: I would have killed rog like that for my dad.
Speaker 1: Why do you think I get up at four am
Speaker 1: still looking for that validation taking out on the world.
Speaker 1: And so what was all his character in it was.
Speaker 5: She's anna do Yeah, she was zenad.
Speaker 9: She was in the ensemble as Zenad and it was
Speaker 9: just it was just so fantastic. So they did elos
Speaker 9: am Alive and they did Zena Do and it.
Speaker 1: Was just it was what fun And when you went
Speaker 1: how to film it all those things when they have
Speaker 1: someone doing, they have to pay like one hundred and
Speaker 1: twenty dollars to get.
Speaker 5: A copy of it with thumb drive.
Speaker 9: Even the photos like everything's you know, top price. No,
Speaker 9: you can't take photos or video anymore.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but there's always a certain type of person. I
Speaker 1: won't name where they're from in the world, but they
Speaker 1: do have a nationality. There's always a certain type of
Speaker 1: parent turns up with that flipping great iPad.
Speaker 5: I don't know what it's an iPad.
Speaker 9: But she she reckons she could hear me singing back
Speaker 9: in like we're in ro poor kids. So I could
Speaker 9: hear you singing, Oh God, that's my mum.
Speaker 3: Let her in.
Speaker 1: We even told like, don't sit.
Speaker 5: In the front row, second or third row. I might
Speaker 5: be able to see you, God forbid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, looking proud, looking.
Speaker 9: Proud, protocols real, I tell you it's yeah, it's.
Speaker 5: But you must have you and Christmas have felt so
Speaker 5: proud afterwards.
Speaker 9: I bad I felt really happy because to see her happy,
Speaker 9: that's all you want is for your kid to be happy,
Speaker 9: regardless of what their vocation is. So to see her
Speaker 9: like that, it's Yeah, it's beautiful. I think it's great.
Speaker 5: Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 5: Of all Singers have got thick glasses.
Speaker 1: Proclaimers are on that Mount Rushmarant there on a Buddy Holly,
Speaker 1: like real thick, real, you know heavy.
Speaker 5: You've got those proper old Joe nineties. You know those
Speaker 5: big thick ones. Rio. Do you not think you need
Speaker 5: to upgrade?
Speaker 1: Because honestly, the way you sort of squint of that laptop,
Speaker 1: we either need to get you a prescription laptop specs savors.
Speaker 1: Why don't you do laptop a prescription on a laptop screen? Yeah,
Speaker 1: like a plus two point two that's what I need.
Speaker 4: I need you a big like sixty five inch screen
Speaker 4: or something like that for my life.
Speaker 1: No, you need to get that great big one. Do
Speaker 1: you ever see my laptop? It ways like eight kilos.
Speaker 1: It's an extra large one just so I can type
Speaker 1: on it. All right, let's do today's time waster, all right,
Speaker 1: Today's time waster. It is supposed to be the first
Speaker 1: day of summer, first summer today, first of December. We're
Speaker 1: looking for your summer movies, the best in show. We've
Speaker 1: got a double pass to go to Village Cinema's Gold
Speaker 1: Class loads of great movies out the moment for the
Speaker 1: best in show today with your summer movies. You can
Speaker 1: text in your ones four seven five three one oh
Speaker 1: four three kontiki.
Speaker 4: Air very good, Silver plas.
Speaker 1: Life Guardians of the Galaxy Gold. Actually know I meant
Speaker 1: lifeguards the Galaxy.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 4: Love guardians is funny of word though.
Speaker 5: Would you call them a life guardian?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 4: But that's why it's funny.
Speaker 5: I feel like I want to have some British ones
Speaker 5: I'd call life guardians.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, life guardian.
Speaker 5: My roses run out. It's sat in the top of
Speaker 5: the glass as well.
Speaker 1: Actually, if you don't mind, my wife.
Speaker 5: And I life guardians. Dude, where's my caravan?
Speaker 4: Silver?
Speaker 1: Oh no, he loved getting in the summers.
Speaker 5: Now get the caravan out, Fire up that caravan. That's
Speaker 5: what you all say.
Speaker 1: Put a shrimp on the barbie, then you go, yeah,
Speaker 1: let's go and get in that caravan once with about
Speaker 1: these shrimps.
Speaker 5: Now, For some of us, the summer means getting the zyrtect.
Speaker 1: Doesn't it.
Speaker 5: You know we're talking Saturday night, Hey fever.
Speaker 4: Gold, I had it. I don't know if you're over
Speaker 4: the weekend. I was straggling.
Speaker 1: Oh my yeah, yeah, don't even get me. That breaks
Speaker 1: sponsor by xotek l La sand.
Speaker 5: To dance. You've got sand. I'm you're a realm Jackson
Speaker 5: and we're going back back.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I never have it. It's free tan
Speaker 1: by me. Okay, rio, let's what have you got, my
Speaker 1: young friend?
Speaker 5: What have you got? Summer movies?
Speaker 4: Slip slop, slappy feet.
Speaker 5: Oh that's very good. Gold.
Speaker 4: I am Tan.
Speaker 5: I stole that from me.
Speaker 4: Bikini to the Future.
Speaker 5: Silver and King Thong Kong Gold, very good.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 1: Today we're confud Summer a movie. It is supposed to
Speaker 1: be the start of summer, but it looks like the
Speaker 1: next two day it's going to be shabby weather than
Speaker 1: a brief bit of the sun on Wednesday. Anyway. Best
Speaker 1: in show Today's Summer a movie Gold Class Double Pass
Speaker 1: at Village Cinemas. Some good movies at the moment. Patsy
Speaker 1: absolutely loved Wicked for Good. Also, Glen Pound's big new movie,
Speaker 1: The Running Man is out as well. All right, Rio,
Speaker 1: are you ready to mark?
Speaker 4: I'm ready?
Speaker 5: All right? Summer movies.
Speaker 1: Oh, I just remembered it's the Ashes of Back Thursday.
Speaker 1: I just had I just had a candor alert and
Speaker 1: get ready to be disappointed Thursday. And you can tell
Speaker 1: what about sitting front of the TV all weekend? It
Speaker 1: probably all over by that John Wicket. I think it's
Speaker 1: that's also what I just saw that phrase Wicked PTSD
Speaker 1: three sun beds outside Ebbing, Missouri. Ronz coming out all
Speaker 1: the law. One's Christian, it's Indiana Jones of the Grass Crusades.
Speaker 5: I go very good. Justin the Wizard of Moss. You
Speaker 5: know all the little modis. That's some Michelle Barley and me.
Speaker 4: Oh gold, that's very good.
Speaker 5: Danny.
Speaker 1: The fault in our swimsuits Bronze Honey, No, no, we're
Speaker 1: not doing that Daylight saving Private Ryan. Yes, silver plus
Speaker 1: Pims of the Caribbean from Jenny Silver Plus, Johanny Reeve
Speaker 1: stars and Speedo's Godla.
Speaker 5: Just the image.
Speaker 1: It's powerful. Rio.
Speaker 5: Who's Today's got.
Speaker 4: To be one?
Speaker 7: Wow?
Speaker 1: Done, James. We're back tomorrow. Have a great day, enjoy
Speaker 1: the rain.
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