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Speaker 1: Jump Mission with Jones and Amanda.

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Speaker 2: So Liam's home from university. UNI holidays so exciting, and

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Speaker 2: he was going to come home. We came home Friday.

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Speaker 2: But you remember when I came into work on Friday,

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Speaker 2: I went, oh, no, he'd sent me a photo after

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Speaker 2: I'd gone to bed the night before of his massive

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Speaker 2: swollen ankle playing netball. So this is a big, physical

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Speaker 2: rugby player who has now injured himself playing netball. And

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Speaker 2: I thought, oh, and he said this may delay me

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Speaker 2: getting home. Oh no, I'm so excited about it coming home.

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Speaker 2: But he decided to get the train anyway. So he

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Speaker 2: got the train and I said, I'll pick you up

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Speaker 2: at Central. Oh it was in Wallara at the time,

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Speaker 2: so I said, I'll come pick you up. Every woman

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Speaker 2: knows that you judge many of your trips by your

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Speaker 2: urine level. Let's say how much you need to go

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Speaker 2: to the loo. So when I left Wallara, I thought,

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Speaker 2: I kind of need to go to the Loup, but

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Speaker 2: it should be okay. I'm just going to go down

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Speaker 2: to Central, pick him up and we'll go home. Well,

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Speaker 2: by the time I got to Central, I was harried

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Speaker 2: because I got lost a couple of times. Ye my

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Speaker 2: bladder was getting more and more full. And I finally

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Speaker 2: found where I had to get to pick him up.

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Speaker 2: He gets in the car, happy to see him, but

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Speaker 2: the traffic from there to get home, it was as

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Speaker 2: if they knew my bladder was full. Every single car

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Speaker 2: tried to push into the lane. I was driving like

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Speaker 2: a mad woman, changing lanes because I kept getting forced

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Speaker 2: out of where I was. Cars would stop in front

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Speaker 2: of me as if they were conspiring against me.

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Speaker 1: You didn't think of when you pulled up at the station,

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Speaker 1: because there's a little spot there. He could have stayed

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Speaker 1: in the car and you could have just walked into

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Speaker 1: the train station toilet, which is right there.

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Speaker 2: No, I didn't think of that.

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Speaker 1: I just thought, oh it was a really good toilet

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Speaker 1: as well.

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Speaker 2: I thought I just need to get home. So poor Liam.

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Speaker 2: I haven't seen him for some time, and he gets in.

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Speaker 2: All I'm doing is I'm going to put my pants.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to put my pants. He's used to it,

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Speaker 2: and I said to him, you know what next car

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Speaker 2: I get is going to have a toilet in. It

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Speaker 2: sounds like a country song, My next girl have.

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Speaker 1: A doorilet, You get a winner vat.

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Speaker 2: But then you know what I came up with. What

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Speaker 2: if the car had like a strip on the inside.

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Speaker 2: You know how you've got your petrol gauge. What if

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Speaker 2: there was a strip on the outside of the car

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Speaker 2: so other people could see how full your bladder was

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Speaker 2: and they'd know, give this woman an easy journey home

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Speaker 2: her bladder's full. Or a yellow flashing light. I've decided

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Speaker 2: that could go on the roof of your car. So

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Speaker 2: if I was having a day where I wasn't desperate

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Speaker 2: to get somewhere, and I saw another woman with a

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Speaker 2: yellow flashing light, I'd say, Okay, come through, Come through.

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Speaker 2: There'd be a code that people would know yellow flashing light,

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Speaker 2: let them through.

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Speaker 1: What's either that? Or the home ice cream Man?

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Speaker 2: What do you mean?

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Speaker 1: Well, that's what the home ice cream man has. He

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Speaker 1: has a yellow flashing light, home ice cream, Home ice cream?

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Speaker 2: What's home ice cream?

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Speaker 1: It comes around to lives your ice cream.

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Speaker 2: I've never heard of such a thing. Where do you live?

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Speaker 1: What do you mean there's a guy that comes around.

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Speaker 2: You're not talking about mister Whippy.

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Speaker 1: No, the home ice cream Man.

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Speaker 2: Never heard of him.

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Speaker 1: He's got a truck with a yellow flashing light and

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Speaker 1: he delivers ice cream.

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Speaker 2: What sort of ice cream do you mean? Like mister

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Speaker 2: Whippy ice Cream.

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Speaker 1: Can buy whatever you want for the home ice cream.

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Speaker 2: Man, I'm not going to do it.

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Speaker 1: I never get anything from him, but I always see him.

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Speaker 1: He's got a little bell as well. It sounds I

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Speaker 1: bring out your deb.

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Speaker 2: Well, I'll tell you what. I would force that company

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Speaker 2: to use a different color. Yeah, brown light means something different.

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Speaker 1: Damn you know you're lemonade. If you're on your own,

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Speaker 1: this is your invention. Hi, miss Keller, how are you

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Speaker 1: and what's your invention?

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Speaker 2: I have a yellow flashing light yep that you put

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Speaker 2: on the roof off you car to indicate you have

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Speaker 2: a full bladder and need an easy journey home. You

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Speaker 2: are Ideas Man with Jos and Amanda