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Speaker 1: My Heart podcasts here, more Gold one on one point

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Speaker 1: seven podcasts.

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Speaker 2: Playlists, and listen live on the free iHeart app.

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Speaker 3: Everybody, it's time for a man is cutting room.

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Speaker 4: Everybody, it's time for a man's got It's the cuttin room.

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Speaker 2: On the cutting room floor today.

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Speaker 4: We're gotting a sip of my cup of sites.

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Speaker 2: Okay, have a sup of mich I mean we rage

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Speaker 2: in here.

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Speaker 1: It smells like an old people's home the second we

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Speaker 1: come off here because we make a cup of soup.

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Speaker 2: I don't think tomato is supposed to be that iridescent.

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Speaker 1: It's my favorite cup of soup flavor. Now they've got

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Speaker 1: fancy ones, they've got broccoli and ricotta and sandwich shoes.

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Speaker 4: The basic Tomato is.

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Speaker 2: The basic, the basic.

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Speaker 3: We have a book coming out of the end of

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Speaker 3: the year documenting OWT twenty years on the radio.

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Speaker 2: It's got pictures in it. It's got pictures in It's

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Speaker 2: got stories of you and me.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 1: It's got stuff we've done on Air's got transcripts of

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Speaker 1: our various fights.

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Speaker 2: Before I did this breakfast radio lark.

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Speaker 3: I wanted to get into breakfast radio, but management of

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Speaker 3: various radio stations only really employ TV stars or stand

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Speaker 3: up comedians.

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Speaker 4: So she was still on the radio.

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Speaker 2: I was on the radio.

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Speaker 3: We worked at Triple M together, you and I not together. Well,

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Speaker 3: I worked in a different shift. I worked in the

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Speaker 3: daytime shift, which is where you back Aroun's Triple M,

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Speaker 3: nickelback triple plays.

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Speaker 4: And they wouldn't get a cup of soup there.

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Speaker 3: And then you talk about how great the breakfast show

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Speaker 3: or did you hear the breakfast show this morning, Wendy

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Speaker 3: and the crew. I'm not touching that anyway. I got

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Speaker 3: tired of doing that, and I really wanted to do

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Speaker 3: what I'm doing now, And a lot of people suggested,

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Speaker 3: you know, you've got to be a comedian. And one

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Speaker 3: day I was having a beer with Mick malloy and

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Speaker 3: we're talking about stand up comedy, and he said to me,

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Speaker 3: I said, I could never do stand up comedy. I

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Speaker 3: think it's it's so hard. I ton't know how you

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Speaker 3: guys do it. He said, what you've just been doing

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Speaker 3: now is we're standing on the table. You've pretty much

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Speaker 3: been doing stand up comedy. You said some funny stories,

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Speaker 3: but people know you. So what you got to do

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Speaker 3: is when you do stand up comedy. You've got to

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Speaker 3: make it so you're relatable and everyone likes your material,

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Speaker 3: and then you can become pretty funny.

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Speaker 2: Pre funny something we've spoken about before.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, when you're working with somebody and everyone laughs at

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Speaker 1: them before they've said a word, because people assume that

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Speaker 1: what they're about to say is funny. You can say

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Speaker 1: the best line of your life, but they'll just tell

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Speaker 1: the time and everyone will laugh at that.

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Speaker 3: Billy Connelly classic example. He just gives information and people

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Speaker 3: think it's the funniest thing in the world. So I

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Speaker 3: went and did a stand up comedy the open mic night.

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Speaker 4: How terrifying. I would never do stand up comedy on.

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Speaker 3: A Tuesday, and Mick said to me, he cheered me up,

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Speaker 3: fed me beers and told me to go and do it.

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Speaker 2: Then he didn't show up on the not you to

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Speaker 2: give me support.

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Speaker 3: But it became so addictive because you're right your bit,

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Speaker 3: your five minute bit, and the open mic. It's so

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Speaker 3: fraught because you put your name down at seven o'clock

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Speaker 3: at night and then they announced the list tonight's list.

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Speaker 4: So you're not always on.

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Speaker 2: It took me two months to get to actually get up.

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Speaker 4: And did you have to sit there and watch other people,

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Speaker 4: and you couldn't just.

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Speaker 3: Leave bugger off, because then they would say, you know,

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Speaker 3: because I did that once and they said, well, that's

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Speaker 3: just set your cause back by another three weeks.

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Speaker 2: So and then just one one night, I was just

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Speaker 3: So I'm just sitting there watching all the other guys,

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Speaker 3: was there, Brendan and j.

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Speaker 1: And were your jokes still relevant? Were they so tiiny

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Speaker 1: that you thought, oh, three weeks ago, this would have

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Speaker 4: Now it's terrible.

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Speaker 3: Well, I had a joke that I opened the show with,

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Speaker 3: and it was I get up there on stage and

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Speaker 3: it was my and it's become known as and I

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Speaker 3: don't want to wreck the joke right now, but I

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Speaker 2: Tell you the joke.

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Speaker 4: Tell the joke and then we'll tell the I get

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Speaker 3: The stage and I say, you know, Hi, I don't

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Speaker 3: know why I'm here tonight because I had a very

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Speaker 3: disturbing day. I was walking in the National Park and

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Speaker 3: I came across a skull, and it freaked me out, naturally,

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Speaker 3: so I rang the authorities. They asked me where I was.

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Speaker 3: I told them and they said, okay, well, don't do anything,

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Speaker 2: We're on our way and right here.

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Speaker 3: So well, while I'm there, I looked at this skull

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Speaker 3: and all these thoughts went through my head.

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Speaker 2: You know, who was this person, how did they get here?

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Speaker 2: What did they do? Why did they have antlers?

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Speaker 4: Oooh yeah?

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Speaker 2: And everyone would laugh at that. So one day I'm

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Speaker 2: doing a breakfast radio show with a Mandequilla. I don't

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Speaker 2: have you ever heard of it?

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Speaker 4: You should see her stand up. It's quite incredible.

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Speaker 3: So they found some human remains out at Kernel, which

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Speaker 3: is not anything strange. I think half of Sydney's buried

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Speaker 3: out of Colonel during the eighties and the Underworld Wars.

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Speaker 4: I think your stand up is out there too talking

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Speaker 3: So I thought it's that perfect opportunity to bring out

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Speaker 3: my dear skull material. And I said, you know, I've

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Speaker 3: found a skull once, and.

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Speaker 4: You naturally curious, like we're.

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Speaker 2: On a game show.

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Speaker 3: And I've said this to many people. I've done this

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Speaker 3: joke a few times, and no one has ever asked,

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Speaker 3: what sort of skull. No, I didn't say that, so

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Speaker 3: I no, I said, so I found a skull once,

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Speaker 3: and you just went, suman skull.

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Speaker 4: Well, it's a natural question.

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Speaker 2: It's you.

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Speaker 3: It's like you're on the game show Sherman Skull for

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Speaker 3: twenty dollars Tony.

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Speaker 1: But your nostrils just flared from here to breakfast and

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Speaker 1: you said, no, it was a dear skull.

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Speaker 4: It's twenty past six.

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Speaker 2: And here's some nickel.

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Speaker 4: You were furious, and I said, and you said, why

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Speaker 4: do you reckon? I said wreck what?

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Speaker 1: I didn't know it was a joke. You said you'd

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Speaker 1: found a scar set well, a human skull. That's traumatic. Why, well,

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: And even to this day, that was twenty years ago.

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Speaker 1: To this day, if one of us goes to preempt

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Speaker 1: something someone else is doing, he say, don't human skull

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Speaker 1: me become the phrase forgo the thing, don't human skull me.

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Speaker 1: I still don't understand what I did wrong with your

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Speaker 1: telling of that story. You should have held up a

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Speaker 1: flag saying I'm telling a joke.

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Speaker 3: I should have gone with the story about the wife

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Speaker 3: trying to spice up the man marriage with their crutchlessies that.

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Speaker 4: What did dear undies.

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Speaker 3: Have?

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Speaker 4: Human skulled you you have, but I liked it. Okay,

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Speaker 4: that's it for today.

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Speaker 2: Come back to more Chorgi Hammond couldn't