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Speaker 1: Yeah, man of cotton room. Don't a man with common

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Speaker 1: room on the.

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Speaker 2: Cutting room floor today.

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Speaker 3: You know, many of us would like to be remembered

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Speaker 3: in history. Not all of us want eternity. But would

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Speaker 3: you like to be remembered centuries from now? Yeah, well,

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Speaker 3: let's talk about Roland. He is his Rolind Lafatier rulandus lafatier,

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Speaker 3: Roland la perdur. There they were, he went by all

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Speaker 3: those names.

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Speaker 2: That's French for young.

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Speaker 3: He was a medieval man who lived in the twelfth

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Speaker 3: century of England.

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Speaker 2: He was revered.

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Speaker 3: He was given a manner in Suffolk, thirty acres of

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Speaker 3: land in return for his services as a jester for

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Speaker 3: King Henry the Second. But his main job was to

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Speaker 3: be a flatialist, a flute player. No I first read

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Speaker 3: that as a flutist, but it's a flatialist, a flatialist,

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Speaker 3: a fara. He was the court farta. That exactly that noise.

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Speaker 3: So he is known as Roland the farta. So that's

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Speaker 3: what I means, remembered now from the twelfth century. How

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Speaker 3: your name will live on forever? Oh, you do one

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Speaker 3: lousy far roll every year. But he was so good

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Speaker 3: at it that he got rewarded with that house and

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Speaker 3: with the land he entertained the king. So every year

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Speaker 3: he was obliged to perform one jump, one whistle, and

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Speaker 3: one fart for the King's court at Christmas.

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Speaker 2: When did you do it all at once?

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Speaker 3: What is it? A jump, a whistle and a fart.

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Speaker 3: It's almost impossible for me not to. I've had two children,

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Speaker 3: and I like a high fiber diet.

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Speaker 2: He would had half of Sydney by now, of what

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Speaker 2: you ain't half.

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Speaker 3: But you know what, we all think that how it

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Speaker 3: awful it is to laugh at farts? Do you know?

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Speaker 3: One of the oldest jokes ever recorded, over four thousand

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Speaker 3: years ago was a fart joke in ancient Suma like Samaria.

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Speaker 3: There's a tablet onto which has chiseled the words something

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Speaker 3: which has never occurred since time immemorial. A young woman

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Speaker 3: did not fart on her husband's lap. I don't quite

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Speaker 3: get the joke, do you. She's saying she did or

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Speaker 3: she didn't. Let's read it again, something which has never occurred. Yep,

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Speaker 3: a young woman did not fart, meaning she did or

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Speaker 3: didn't know.

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Speaker 2: She didn't, because women don't do.

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Speaker 3: That, don't they? Until now? Apparently There are jokes from

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Speaker 3: the ancient Romans with their graffiti, to the Edo period

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Speaker 3: of the Japanese who made art scrolled scrolls called fart

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Speaker 3: battles Fight the evergreen toilet humor has stood the test

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Speaker 3: of time. So if anyone's going, oh, look at Jones

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Speaker 3: in a manner being so juvenile, go back to the history, treet,

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Speaker 3: go back to the anal history. Look at your anals,

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Speaker 3: Look at your anals.

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Speaker 2: See what you're doing here.

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Speaker 3: I know I'm going to get free land from the royal.

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Speaker 2: You'll get a little area called Cambra. Yeah, that's what

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Speaker 2: I'll get, just for your services to farting and providing. Kay,

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Speaker 2: thank you and that sentence now.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, thank you. That's it for today. Yeah yeah yeah,

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Speaker 1: yea on my blow no more.

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Speaker 2: I'm Jones and a man that's cutting room for