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Speaker 1: This is jemnation with this is what's going on. I

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Speaker 1: don't know if you're going to be happy after hearing

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Speaker 1: all this. Brendan, Well, we've decided, haven't we, that we're

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Speaker 1: going to do this incredible bonding exercise where we're going

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Speaker 1: to take a leaf out of Megan Fox and Machine

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Speaker 1: Gun Kelly's Way to Live book, Yes, and drink each

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Speaker 1: other's blood. They say they are so connected that this

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Speaker 1: is a way for them to forge their friendship. Well,

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Speaker 1: they're our friendship. Theirs was a well, it's a different relationship.

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Speaker 2: But I just feel that you're one of those people.

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Speaker 2: When you were a kid, remember you said to your mom, Jennifer,

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Speaker 2: you want to dye your hair, and your mom said, no,

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Speaker 2: you're not doing it. You're not doing it. And then

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Speaker 2: you said, okay, why don't you dye your hair? And

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Speaker 2: then you went do you think I should? Yeah? And

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Speaker 2: I see this with your son, your son Jack is

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Speaker 2: exactly the same. So my my mistake was when you

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Speaker 2: first proposed this on Monday, said yeah, let's do it,

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Speaker 2: and then we wouldn't be doing it.

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Speaker 1: We'd be doing it.

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Speaker 2: Now we've got hr involved, we've got a Milli the

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Speaker 2: top dog here.

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Speaker 1: He's arranging for a doctor to give us permission and

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Speaker 1: to take our blood.

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Speaker 2: And extra work that we're going to do after the show.

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Speaker 1: Let's just explain why it's a good thing to do.

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Speaker 1: Is it's a blank sheet that comes with that. The

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Speaker 1: thing is it'll be extraordinary bonding experience for us.

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Speaker 2: And why not a bridge climb or something.

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Speaker 1: No, we don't want to do that. But it's only

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Speaker 1: going to be a couple of droplets, it's not drinking

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Speaker 1: a giant goblet of it. But there is a vampire

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Speaker 1: Association in New Orleans headed by Belfuzzar a Shanterson.

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Speaker 2: He was destined to be a vampire and he wasn't.

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Speaker 1: He has advised Megan and machine Gun as to how

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Speaker 1: to do this. So let's read what his tips are

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Speaker 1: for amateur blood drinkers, which is what we are. Blood

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Speaker 1: can carry various diseases between us.

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Speaker 2: Are there professional blood drinking let me get.

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Speaker 1: There the vampires can. I just give the information because

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Speaker 1: I think it's important. Blood can carry a various diseases,

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Speaker 1: so it's imperative to do regular blood testing. That's what

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Speaker 1: we're going to do, Brandon. We're having our blood checked

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Speaker 1: to ensure illnesses don't spread from one individual to another.

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Speaker 1: He often spends around six months getting to know a

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Speaker 1: blood donor before drinking their blood, to make sure the

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Speaker 1: blood is clean. We've known each other for what twenty years?

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Speaker 1: Longer than that twenty five years? The true og of

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Speaker 1: the vampire community, Father Sebastian. He's been in the ritual

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Speaker 1: blood consumption game since nineteen ninety two. These are his

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Speaker 1: words of wisdom that he gave to the couple Megan

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Speaker 1: and machine Gun. Someone's blood should only be drawn by

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Speaker 1: a medical professional before another drinks it. So machine Gun

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Speaker 1: Kelly's willingness to cut his chest with a broken shard

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Speaker 1: of glass isn't a safe.

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Speaker 2: Method, I would imagine.

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Speaker 1: No, He does issue this warming warning. Father Sebastian says

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Speaker 1: that humans are unable to digest blood the way other

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Speaker 1: animal species do. Swallowing large amounts of it at once

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Speaker 1: can cause upset stomach and vomiting. Furthermore, while ingesting small

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Speaker 1: amounts is safe if the blo is clear of diseases,

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Speaker 1: it's toxic to drink a lot of it because it's

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Speaker 1: rich in iron could lead to hemochromatosis.

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Speaker 2: Actually, I think I've got hemochromatosis already.

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Speaker 1: Have you been drinking blood with somebody else?

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Speaker 2: Now you tell me no, I got this. Some iron

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Speaker 2: deficiency are something I did a blood test recently.

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Speaker 1: The thing is, we will only be ingesting tiny droplets.

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Speaker 2: More chromatosiosis, and we will dilute it in water.

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Speaker 1: We're not going to be chugglugging a goblet of blood.

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Speaker 1: You won't be getting a milk pustache made of blood.

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Speaker 2: I've already thought. I thought this through, and I've got

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Speaker 2: one of the top auditors in the vampire business to

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Speaker 2: make sure that we don't have any more than the

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Speaker 2: prescribed amount of blood.

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Speaker 1: One, two, three, four. See. If the count can't sort

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Speaker 1: it out, who can. Tomorrow you and I, okay, thank you,

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Speaker 1: that's too many droplets. Tomorrow, you and I are going

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Speaker 1: to talk to the doctor on air, and he's going

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Speaker 1: to talk us through what we need to know.

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Speaker 2: Wear my good underpants, my coughin