1 00:00:00,360 --> 00:00:04,080 Speaker 1: Well mate, well I thought I let you do it. 2 00:00:04,320 --> 00:00:06,040 Speaker 2: You always do it, you do. 3 00:00:06,600 --> 00:00:08,080 Speaker 1: So we're going to the podcast because. 4 00:00:07,920 --> 00:00:10,800 Speaker 3: Usually we're talking about pretty debaucherous things in here post 5 00:00:10,840 --> 00:00:13,000 Speaker 3: show and then you have to cure us, like, boys, 6 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:14,239 Speaker 3: we're being recorded here. 7 00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:15,480 Speaker 1: We are welcome, welcome. 8 00:00:16,480 --> 00:00:18,440 Speaker 3: We actually weren't talking about anything to bacherous. We were 9 00:00:18,480 --> 00:00:21,000 Speaker 3: talking about quite genuinely a story that we are going 10 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:22,720 Speaker 3: to be playing for you guys in the podcast about 11 00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:24,880 Speaker 3: two kids and what they did with some texts in 12 00:00:24,920 --> 00:00:25,400 Speaker 3: a toilet. 13 00:00:25,480 --> 00:00:29,000 Speaker 4: Yeah, and then that blew my mind. That blew my mind. 14 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:32,640 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I love that. The principal called as well, 15 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:34,920 Speaker 2: like the principal of the school cards to tell it 16 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:36,600 Speaker 2: because it obviously went up to the top. 17 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:38,280 Speaker 3: Bra because if I'm the teacher there, I'm like, I 18 00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:39,640 Speaker 3: feel uncomfortable. 19 00:00:39,200 --> 00:00:41,680 Speaker 2: Of course to go to the top, Brass. Yeah, you 20 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:44,559 Speaker 2: got two like you got, well, two kids in a. 21 00:00:44,520 --> 00:00:47,920 Speaker 1: Toilet, a bunch of texters. 22 00:00:47,440 --> 00:00:52,720 Speaker 2: Coloring in that with rainbow colored textures to do. No, 23 00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:54,360 Speaker 2: you wouldn't what to be. The first thing you do 24 00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:55,920 Speaker 2: is you get the that's a principal offense. 25 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:56,920 Speaker 1: It's a tough call to make. 26 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:58,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, straight to the top. But you knew, Gee, you 27 00:00:58,560 --> 00:00:59,959 Speaker 2: knew you were in trouble with you in the principals off. 28 00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:01,520 Speaker 2: That is, that's big trouble. 29 00:01:02,280 --> 00:01:04,160 Speaker 4: I got caught stealing here. 30 00:01:04,600 --> 00:01:07,480 Speaker 2: I also discovered something relatively sick about you when you 31 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:07,920 Speaker 2: were a kid. 32 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:09,360 Speaker 3: We'll get to that in a second. I got caught 33 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:11,839 Speaker 3: stealing chocolate. It was Easter and everyone's getting their truckies 34 00:01:11,880 --> 00:01:14,600 Speaker 3: from the easter stalls. Probably one day I said, can't 35 00:01:14,600 --> 00:01:16,600 Speaker 3: of the toilet. I just stole everyone's. 36 00:01:16,280 --> 00:01:17,919 Speaker 1: Chocolate out of their bad Oh my god. 37 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:19,679 Speaker 3: Right, and I didn't even robin hood it. I was 38 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:20,720 Speaker 3: just keeping it for myself. 39 00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:24,280 Speaker 2: Were assumed as much. Yeah, we didn't go down to 40 00:01:24,319 --> 00:01:25,800 Speaker 2: the preps and that dish it out. 41 00:01:25,880 --> 00:01:28,960 Speaker 4: The milk bars are on me. No, I was shocking. 42 00:01:28,959 --> 00:01:31,280 Speaker 3: I would have been. I was older than eleven. I 43 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:32,560 Speaker 3: reckon ten or eleven. 44 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:33,800 Speaker 2: You stole everyone's chocolate. 45 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:36,479 Speaker 4: I thought. I thought I was going to get away 46 00:01:36,520 --> 00:01:36,600 Speaker 4: with it. 47 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:38,200 Speaker 3: I was like, there's no way they'll know it was me, 48 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:40,120 Speaker 3: because I was a pretty good student, actually been a 49 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:43,440 Speaker 3: kid apart from what Will's referring to, which is I 50 00:01:43,480 --> 00:01:45,960 Speaker 3: was running a racket much earlier in my schooling career 51 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:48,160 Speaker 3: where I got down the back of the oval and say, 52 00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:50,120 Speaker 3: I'll show your mind if you show me yours. 53 00:01:52,440 --> 00:01:54,480 Speaker 5: I was starting to learn a lot about Woody Why 54 00:01:54,520 --> 00:01:57,720 Speaker 5: he is the way? Can I ask when you stole 55 00:01:57,760 --> 00:02:00,800 Speaker 5: the Chruckys because I'm interested here because I've something similar. 56 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:04,160 Speaker 5: When you're that age and younger, you think you're always 57 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:06,600 Speaker 5: going to get away with it. You realize looking back 58 00:02:06,640 --> 00:02:09,760 Speaker 5: that when you're in primary school you're actually one of 59 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:12,680 Speaker 5: the dumbest people criminals in the world. Like I stole 60 00:02:12,720 --> 00:02:14,600 Speaker 5: some chewing gum. I thought it was a good idea 61 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:18,680 Speaker 5: as a kid, and then hid the leftover chewing gum 62 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:21,079 Speaker 5: in my jock draw. Think would never look there. 63 00:02:21,080 --> 00:02:22,639 Speaker 4: Who washes the job? 64 00:02:22,919 --> 00:02:24,520 Speaker 1: Who washes the draw? 65 00:02:25,360 --> 00:02:27,520 Speaker 2: Why do we always hide jock draw? 66 00:02:27,560 --> 00:02:28,320 Speaker 4: Think it's be a shame. 67 00:02:28,480 --> 00:02:29,800 Speaker 3: No, I will want to go through my job, so 68 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:31,760 Speaker 3: this is where I'll put my Contraverty. 69 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:34,680 Speaker 2: Literally puts your jocks in. 70 00:02:35,160 --> 00:02:38,320 Speaker 4: Washes the jocks not looking to say. 71 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:40,640 Speaker 3: In films people still go for the job draw, like 72 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:44,200 Speaker 3: you know, when someone's looking a film or they always. 73 00:02:43,880 --> 00:02:49,320 Speaker 2: Go to the dock draage engaging in your socks always 74 00:02:49,320 --> 00:02:55,480 Speaker 2: do that. Yeah, they're always hiding their socks. Seems weird. Engaging. Yeah, 75 00:02:56,200 --> 00:02:58,679 Speaker 2: in the sock draw sock draw man. 76 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:00,960 Speaker 3: Maybe because it's so Maybe it's at the point now 77 00:03:00,960 --> 00:03:04,040 Speaker 3: where it's so obvious that the person surely they haven't 78 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:05,920 Speaker 3: put I won't even bother looking. 79 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:08,359 Speaker 1: Maybe where did you hide the chokys? 80 00:03:08,720 --> 00:03:11,919 Speaker 3: I actually think I sauntered back into class tucking into 81 00:03:11,960 --> 00:03:15,040 Speaker 3: a bit of choky, and in my mind, I was 82 00:03:15,120 --> 00:03:18,400 Speaker 3: like hiding plane sight, so like make it look like 83 00:03:18,440 --> 00:03:20,839 Speaker 3: I've obviously bought this. Otherwise, why would I saunter into 84 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:23,919 Speaker 3: the room And then someone figured it out pretty quickly? 85 00:03:25,639 --> 00:03:28,160 Speaker 2: With stealing food, You've done a real thing with it. 86 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:31,240 Speaker 2: It's shocking, it's amazing. We're on set recently. We were 87 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:34,440 Speaker 2: from a Ninja Warrior. What he would go and check 88 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:37,360 Speaker 2: Jim Curry's room, Yeah, to see if he could eat 89 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:37,920 Speaker 2: his chicken? 90 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:41,640 Speaker 1: Could you stole flow Rider's chicken as well? Both of you? 91 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:43,240 Speaker 1: But it sounded like he was the master. 92 00:03:43,760 --> 00:03:45,800 Speaker 3: I took the I took the cheese platter from the 93 00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:48,080 Speaker 3: Execs couple of the Channel Unexecs game and watched a 94 00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:50,680 Speaker 3: Ninja war I heard rumors that they were tucking into 95 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:55,240 Speaker 3: a cheese platter. Stole all that I also took. There's 96 00:03:55,240 --> 00:03:57,560 Speaker 3: a few celebrities, the celebrity guests that come and they 97 00:03:57,600 --> 00:03:59,120 Speaker 3: do Ninja. That's a little bit of a HOOKSI for 98 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:01,400 Speaker 3: Ninja Warrior. Great part about Ninja Wori coming up. Some 99 00:04:01,440 --> 00:04:02,120 Speaker 3: celebrity is going. 100 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:02,440 Speaker 4: To try it. 101 00:04:02,480 --> 00:04:04,960 Speaker 3: But I stole their food too, because they don't realize. 102 00:04:05,080 --> 00:04:06,680 Speaker 3: They didn't realize what they were going to be said 103 00:04:06,960 --> 00:04:09,440 Speaker 3: realized they got food, and I was like, they don't know. 104 00:04:10,160 --> 00:04:12,400 Speaker 3: Then he's the worst person to steal it as well 105 00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:13,720 Speaker 3: because he can't eat half of. 106 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:21,240 Speaker 2: This stuff, removes all the dairy or the glutens. I 107 00:04:21,279 --> 00:04:25,480 Speaker 2: just left with like this carcass. 108 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:28,039 Speaker 4: Some dried kale. 109 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:37,560 Speaker 6: The Will and Woody podcast. 110 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:45,359 Speaker 3: A kindergarten teacher has revealed to her TikTok audience the 111 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:48,360 Speaker 3: phone call that she dreads making the most to parents. 112 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:52,360 Speaker 3: And I'm gonna be honest, I was pretty pumped when 113 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:54,320 Speaker 3: I clicked on this story because I was like, what's 114 00:04:54,320 --> 00:04:54,800 Speaker 3: it going to be? 115 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:55,960 Speaker 2: Like the worst. 116 00:04:55,640 --> 00:04:58,360 Speaker 3: Phone call that can be made to a parent, And 117 00:04:58,760 --> 00:05:01,480 Speaker 3: her answer was telling them that the kid has a 118 00:05:01,560 --> 00:05:02,360 Speaker 3: high temperature. 119 00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:07,400 Speaker 2: Oh oh God, just spare me viscerally. That's why I 120 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:09,839 Speaker 2: don't click on the links, mate, you just get the 121 00:05:09,880 --> 00:05:13,120 Speaker 2: producers to summarize the article phone click on the link. 122 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:15,560 Speaker 2: That is that is a mugs game, mate, furious, what 123 00:05:15,640 --> 00:05:16,600 Speaker 2: would you you get? 124 00:05:16,680 --> 00:05:16,920 Speaker 7: Little? 125 00:05:16,960 --> 00:05:19,240 Speaker 2: You get lurid by the headline don't. 126 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:19,760 Speaker 1: You blow it in? 127 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:23,440 Speaker 3: And I took a nibble and furious for taking a nibble. 128 00:05:24,160 --> 00:05:26,719 Speaker 3: It has spawned an idea, will so we know the 129 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:31,119 Speaker 3: teacher thinks that the worst temperature is a high temperature. Mate, 130 00:05:31,360 --> 00:05:33,800 Speaker 3: surely there are worse examples. 131 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:35,520 Speaker 2: I had a kid in my year. You know when 132 00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:38,719 Speaker 2: you used to have my four year old kindergarten? This 133 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:41,960 Speaker 2: is you know when you used to have like pet chickens. 134 00:05:42,240 --> 00:05:45,080 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Well I. 135 00:05:45,080 --> 00:05:47,200 Speaker 3: Used to come into class into yeah. 136 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:49,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, we used to have it in an incubator. 137 00:05:49,880 --> 00:05:50,719 Speaker 3: They lived there. 138 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:52,640 Speaker 2: Yeah, we had him in an incubator. Do you didn't 139 00:05:52,640 --> 00:05:52,840 Speaker 2: have that. 140 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:53,760 Speaker 4: No, we couldn't be trusted. 141 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:54,120 Speaker 2: We had him. 142 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:55,960 Speaker 4: Well, we had special days. 143 00:05:56,000 --> 00:06:00,599 Speaker 2: Well, a kid called David, let's not go there, killed 144 00:06:00,640 --> 00:06:05,240 Speaker 2: a chicken accidentally. Accidentally. I just squeezed it too tight. 145 00:06:05,640 --> 00:06:08,960 Speaker 2: Imagine again that call from you from the kindergarten. 146 00:06:08,520 --> 00:06:10,479 Speaker 3: To the parents, your son, David's just killed a chicken. 147 00:06:10,560 --> 00:06:14,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, we've had a bad case of popcorn chicken on 148 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:15,680 Speaker 2: the rug down here. It's not call it that he 149 00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:16,599 Speaker 2: squeezed it too tight. 150 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:19,400 Speaker 3: Oh, that's a shocking phone called to receive. 151 00:06:19,520 --> 00:06:21,520 Speaker 2: Certainly worse than a temperature. I was just on the 152 00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:24,440 Speaker 2: top of my head. There was some shocking calls that 153 00:06:24,520 --> 00:06:25,680 Speaker 2: parents have received out there. 154 00:06:25,720 --> 00:06:27,880 Speaker 3: My parents received a phone call. This is when I 155 00:06:27,960 --> 00:06:30,080 Speaker 3: was in and I apologize for this. I was obviously 156 00:06:30,200 --> 00:06:32,920 Speaker 3: young and immature, but I was in year one, I think, 157 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:35,080 Speaker 3: so that means I'm seven. 158 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:36,640 Speaker 2: Six or seven six or seven. Give me the band 159 00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:38,520 Speaker 2: of the day's six mate, you could be even me five. 160 00:06:38,320 --> 00:06:38,760 Speaker 6: And a half. 161 00:06:39,040 --> 00:06:40,679 Speaker 4: Yeah, sure I was. You know, I was well developed 162 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:44,920 Speaker 4: for my age. Anyway, It's neither here nor there. 163 00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:47,599 Speaker 3: But my parents were given a phone call from the 164 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:51,000 Speaker 3: teachers saying that your son, so me, I was running 165 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:53,880 Speaker 3: a bit of a racket where I was inviting people 166 00:06:53,920 --> 00:06:55,640 Speaker 3: down to the back of the ovals, and I was 167 00:06:55,680 --> 00:06:57,600 Speaker 3: running a bit of a I'll show your mind if 168 00:06:57,640 --> 00:07:02,440 Speaker 3: you show me yours. Right, So, as a parent, you're 169 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:04,200 Speaker 3: getting that phone call, and you. 170 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:09,240 Speaker 8: Can see if you can see Captain's face right now, 171 00:07:09,920 --> 00:07:10,760 Speaker 8: balls nearly. 172 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:15,240 Speaker 3: I'm sick and I was an adult. 173 00:07:14,520 --> 00:07:17,080 Speaker 2: I'm sick. 174 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:23,840 Speaker 8: Fine, it's not fine at all, no, world, is that fine? 175 00:07:23,880 --> 00:07:26,680 Speaker 8: You're taking kids down to the back over for a show, 176 00:07:27,960 --> 00:07:31,120 Speaker 8: show your setup about you school? 177 00:07:31,280 --> 00:07:32,520 Speaker 2: Were you expelled? Now? 178 00:07:32,560 --> 00:07:33,280 Speaker 4: I wasn't expelled. 179 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:34,960 Speaker 2: Why that was? 180 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:35,280 Speaker 9: That was? 181 00:07:35,480 --> 00:07:36,920 Speaker 3: I think they would have worried. They were more worried 182 00:07:36,920 --> 00:07:38,120 Speaker 3: about me, because it wasn't. 183 00:07:37,880 --> 00:07:39,200 Speaker 2: Like naughty worried about you. 184 00:07:39,320 --> 00:07:41,560 Speaker 4: It was like, but they had to go worried about 185 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:42,239 Speaker 4: little Johnny. 186 00:07:42,320 --> 00:07:44,600 Speaker 2: For the parents after Mad's class and you're like, mate, 187 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:46,800 Speaker 2: you want to see you want to see some real 188 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:49,800 Speaker 2: long division come down, come next to the buck of 189 00:07:49,880 --> 00:07:50,280 Speaker 2: the mess. 190 00:07:50,680 --> 00:07:51,240 Speaker 4: You can imagine. 191 00:07:51,280 --> 00:07:53,200 Speaker 3: For my parents though, they were like because the teachers 192 00:07:53,200 --> 00:07:54,400 Speaker 3: obviously go, why was he doing this? 193 00:07:54,560 --> 00:07:56,400 Speaker 4: And as a parent, you going, we didn't teach. 194 00:07:56,280 --> 00:07:58,600 Speaker 3: Him that we're not doing that. 195 00:07:58,640 --> 00:08:00,240 Speaker 2: I'd love to have the cheat here, the chat between 196 00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:02,880 Speaker 2: your mum and dad at that stage though, Steven. 197 00:08:03,840 --> 00:08:07,520 Speaker 4: You been doing a bit of what's going on. 198 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:10,760 Speaker 2: You there'd be a lot of being good pointing going on. 199 00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:14,000 Speaker 3: So look, thirteen one oh six five is our number, 200 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:16,800 Speaker 3: thirteen one oh sixty five, get involved to your parents, 201 00:08:17,360 --> 00:08:20,960 Speaker 3: what's the worst phone call you've received from the school? 202 00:08:21,080 --> 00:08:23,720 Speaker 3: Something your kid's doing, or if you were the kids 203 00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:25,600 Speaker 3: and there was a phone call that went to your parents. 204 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:27,680 Speaker 3: We would love to hear them as well. 205 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:30,440 Speaker 2: Thirty one and six five is a phone number love 206 00:08:30,480 --> 00:08:32,520 Speaker 2: to hear from. It certainly won't be temperature to you 207 00:08:32,559 --> 00:08:35,120 Speaker 2: that much. Talking about the worst call that you have 208 00:08:35,320 --> 00:08:39,320 Speaker 2: ever received from the school, the play group, the play school, 209 00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:41,800 Speaker 2: whatever it is, give us a call on thirty one 210 00:08:41,800 --> 00:08:42,400 Speaker 2: O six five. 211 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:43,560 Speaker 4: Yeah, we got Julie here. 212 00:08:43,720 --> 00:08:46,520 Speaker 3: Now, Julie, you're you're the principal of a school, so 213 00:08:46,559 --> 00:08:48,440 Speaker 3: I assume you were the one making a phone call. 214 00:08:49,960 --> 00:08:52,240 Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm a preschool director. So I once had a 215 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:57,080 Speaker 10: call to children's two little boys mums because they decided 216 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:59,480 Speaker 10: to hide in the bathroom and color in each other's 217 00:08:59,480 --> 00:09:07,800 Speaker 10: penisit like completely coloring like we with multi colored with. 218 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:11,760 Speaker 2: Textures, and they went for the rainbow dick? Did they like? 219 00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:15,400 Speaker 10: They was completely rainbow? There was there was no room 220 00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:18,560 Speaker 10: for anything else and it wasn't coming off, And I couldn't, 221 00:09:18,679 --> 00:09:20,960 Speaker 10: you know, say that was a conversation because I don't 222 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:23,160 Speaker 10: know how long it took to get off afterwards? 223 00:09:23,720 --> 00:09:26,199 Speaker 2: How did you find out jelly? Like do they walk 224 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:28,360 Speaker 2: in and brandishing. 225 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:30,160 Speaker 6: It or you well know, there were the two little 226 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:32,160 Speaker 6: boys that you always had to. You know, there's always 227 00:09:32,240 --> 00:09:35,480 Speaker 6: a few kids in the class that they've been very quiet, 228 00:09:35,679 --> 00:09:39,160 Speaker 6: and we had been doing coloring in and I stuck 229 00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:40,920 Speaker 6: them in the bathroom to see what was going on. 230 00:09:40,960 --> 00:09:42,720 Speaker 6: And they'd hidden in the shower. 231 00:09:43,520 --> 00:09:45,559 Speaker 10: They each of his pants down and they were going 232 00:09:45,640 --> 00:09:50,040 Speaker 10: to the gold and they wanted to show everybody. 233 00:09:51,920 --> 00:09:54,120 Speaker 2: So what words are you using with their parents? They're 234 00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:54,640 Speaker 2: like what? 235 00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:54,840 Speaker 7: What? 236 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:55,080 Speaker 9: Like? 237 00:09:55,160 --> 00:10:00,320 Speaker 10: How did you how did your delicate words? But I 238 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:02,640 Speaker 10: just didn't want them to go home. And then, you know, 239 00:10:02,679 --> 00:10:05,520 Speaker 10: because obviously with issues like this and child protection and 240 00:10:05,520 --> 00:10:10,640 Speaker 10: stuff like that, and say, you know who initiated the 241 00:10:10,679 --> 00:10:13,560 Speaker 10: boys thought they were absolutely hilarious. 242 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:14,719 Speaker 4: Because I mean, I think it's hilarious. I'm gonna be 243 00:10:14,760 --> 00:10:16,760 Speaker 4: honest with you, Julie. I think it's great. 244 00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:18,400 Speaker 2: Ah, that is amazing. 245 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:19,520 Speaker 4: Let's go to Chris. 246 00:10:19,559 --> 00:10:23,720 Speaker 3: Now, Chris, this was your son in kindergarten and you 247 00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:24,760 Speaker 3: got a phone call. 248 00:10:25,679 --> 00:10:27,360 Speaker 11: It was actually kindergarten, a new one. 249 00:10:27,520 --> 00:10:28,760 Speaker 10: So kindergarten, he. 250 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:30,960 Speaker 11: Mooned his friends in the playground. 251 00:10:30,960 --> 00:10:32,400 Speaker 10: It's not too bad, would you deal with that one? 252 00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:32,760 Speaker 6: Yes? 253 00:10:33,280 --> 00:10:35,000 Speaker 10: In year one, I get a call. 254 00:10:34,880 --> 00:10:37,960 Speaker 11: From the principal in his Catholic scripture class. 255 00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:40,200 Speaker 10: He was a bit bored, so he stood up and 256 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:42,160 Speaker 10: he mooned the Catholic scripture teacher. 257 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:47,760 Speaker 2: Oh mercy, yes, so quickly talking to the principle, I 258 00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:49,080 Speaker 2: asked he if what was hereditary? 259 00:10:49,559 --> 00:10:52,160 Speaker 11: And she was mortified. What does his father do that? 260 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:52,960 Speaker 11: And I said nobody. 261 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:53,600 Speaker 7: His mum's been. 262 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:56,200 Speaker 9: Busted a few times laughing at. 263 00:10:56,120 --> 00:10:58,160 Speaker 4: Us parting the Brown Sea. 264 00:10:58,160 --> 00:11:01,960 Speaker 3: If you don't much biblical reference, let's go to Rebecca here. 265 00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:04,720 Speaker 1: You had to, I had to. 266 00:11:04,760 --> 00:11:05,400 Speaker 4: I was forced. 267 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:09,480 Speaker 3: Rebecca. You've got a call from kindy. I'm good, I'm 268 00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:10,200 Speaker 3: going to enjoy this. 269 00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:14,000 Speaker 12: Yes, yes, my son's now eight. It was about four 270 00:11:14,080 --> 00:11:17,760 Speaker 12: years ago and I got a phone call from the 271 00:11:17,840 --> 00:11:21,040 Speaker 12: kinder that he had gotten himself stuck in you know, 272 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:23,200 Speaker 12: the wooden plate ovens. 273 00:11:23,240 --> 00:11:25,680 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, right, so he. 274 00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:27,880 Speaker 12: Had climbing but he couldn't get out because his head 275 00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:28,480 Speaker 12: was too big. 276 00:11:29,640 --> 00:11:33,959 Speaker 3: You sure this isn't will podcast? 277 00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:39,640 Speaker 2: Harley Brain's in the city. He's back on the road. 278 00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:45,160 Speaker 4: He's a professional of this book. Before he's requested his phone, 279 00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:52,600 Speaker 4: that's not my phone. It's a great start. 280 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:55,880 Speaker 13: And I'm glad you're here, would he because we have 281 00:11:55,960 --> 00:12:01,200 Speaker 13: something to talk about on your phone's show? 282 00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:05,600 Speaker 2: Yes, relentless like this show. Yes, right, so you're doing 283 00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:07,400 Speaker 2: the whole You're doing the whole country. You're just in Adelaide, 284 00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:09,280 Speaker 2: so you missed it from your Adelaide, but you're doing Cambric, 285 00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:12,560 Speaker 2: Gold Coast, Melbourne, Perth, Sydney, Brisbane. And I know last 286 00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:14,480 Speaker 2: time we spoke to you, and I know this has 287 00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:16,520 Speaker 2: been a bit of an inspiration for the show. Your 288 00:12:16,640 --> 00:12:20,439 Speaker 2: your car, your Land Cruiser, Yes, got stolen. 289 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:24,880 Speaker 13: Yeah, I've already gone on a family trip. We'd chosen 290 00:12:24,920 --> 00:12:27,640 Speaker 13: to drive a drive from the People's Republic of Country 291 00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:29,480 Speaker 13: Victoria all. 292 00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:32,920 Speaker 4: The way up to the mother country of Queensland. Yes. 293 00:12:33,160 --> 00:12:35,920 Speaker 13: And then once we got across the border, which just 294 00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:38,719 Speaker 13: had a concrete block across the road with a handwritten 295 00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:42,160 Speaker 13: sign that just said for access to Queensland call this number, 296 00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:46,079 Speaker 13: I'm like, Queensland hasn't changed. Good blowcandsers, just go yeah, 297 00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:46,800 Speaker 13: here you going. 298 00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:48,920 Speaker 4: I almost cried. I was like, I'm I'm nearly home. 299 00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:51,200 Speaker 4: And then got into Queensland. 300 00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:53,080 Speaker 13: And the moment I got into Queensland, got a phone 301 00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:55,640 Speaker 13: call from my friend saying because it was her house 302 00:12:55,679 --> 00:12:58,520 Speaker 13: I was staying here in Dalsford, said the house has 303 00:12:58,559 --> 00:13:01,080 Speaker 13: been broken into and they've Taken You, which is a 304 00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:04,880 Speaker 13: nineteen seventy eight toy, the land Cruse FJ forty and 305 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:07,920 Speaker 13: very close to my heart because I don't know a 306 00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:11,120 Speaker 13: lot about cars, but I wanted to drive one of 307 00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:13,199 Speaker 13: my matchbox cars when I was a child. And when 308 00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:16,880 Speaker 13: you grow up and you have extra money, that's the 309 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:18,679 Speaker 13: way I look at it. My wife goes bills, but 310 00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:22,040 Speaker 13: you know, yeah, extra money, you buy one. And then 311 00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:26,280 Speaker 13: some reprobates from Ballarat nicked it. Yes, So what was 312 00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:26,560 Speaker 13: the story? 313 00:13:26,559 --> 00:13:28,360 Speaker 3: Because we actually we saw it was blowing up on 314 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:31,160 Speaker 3: social media. Yes, any people were posting about it. Have 315 00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:33,040 Speaker 3: you seen fi owner? Have you seen the truck? It 316 00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:35,199 Speaker 3: was really I'm sure you were touched that so many 317 00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:38,400 Speaker 3: comedians and people you know were reposting it. We were 318 00:13:38,440 --> 00:13:40,240 Speaker 3: on air and we were like, if anyone's seen Harley 319 00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:42,480 Speaker 3: Breen's truck, give. 320 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:42,839 Speaker 4: Us a goal. 321 00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:45,240 Speaker 2: Actually the whole bit gomes half an hour of gears. 322 00:13:45,679 --> 00:13:48,440 Speaker 13: It was like, it's the most supportive I've ever been 323 00:13:48,559 --> 00:13:51,720 Speaker 13: on anything I've put on social media, more than people 324 00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:54,880 Speaker 13: coming to see my shows, more more than sharing stuff. 325 00:13:55,440 --> 00:13:57,959 Speaker 13: I got shared by every land Cruiser club in the country. 326 00:13:58,559 --> 00:13:59,640 Speaker 13: I get a message from. 327 00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:02,400 Speaker 2: A go many of them when you say there must 328 00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:02,959 Speaker 2: be three. 329 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:07,400 Speaker 13: Quite a few, probably ten too many, you know what 330 00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:11,600 Speaker 13: I mean? You have one land cruise. But there's factional, 331 00:14:11,640 --> 00:14:14,360 Speaker 13: it's very it's very fascional. There's a lot of splitters 332 00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:17,000 Speaker 13: when the land cruiser community. But I got a message 333 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,080 Speaker 13: from a guy in the pilbra over in w A 334 00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:21,560 Speaker 13: And this was like a day after I posted. It 335 00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:24,240 Speaker 13: goes I've seen your car. I'm like, oh, yeah, absolutely 336 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:26,880 Speaker 13: haven't mate. There is no way that forty two year 337 00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:30,040 Speaker 13: old car drove across the null board and the person 338 00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:32,480 Speaker 13: who drove it survived like it overheats in. 339 00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:33,840 Speaker 4: An hour drive, you know what I mean? 340 00:14:33,880 --> 00:14:35,640 Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, yeah, they would have to be loaded to 341 00:14:35,720 --> 00:14:38,320 Speaker 13: drive that car. It cost like five thousand dollars in fuel. 342 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,280 Speaker 2: Oh because he's just guzzlers. 343 00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:44,040 Speaker 4: Yeah, hear it gurgling out. It's like a movie. So 344 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:45,520 Speaker 4: you get that. So you get that. 345 00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:48,200 Speaker 3: Lead which you think is a bumstier because there's no 346 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:48,840 Speaker 3: way I can get over it. 347 00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:50,440 Speaker 13: No, it can't be there. And then I got I 348 00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:52,240 Speaker 13: got a couple of other messages. Then I got a 349 00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:54,720 Speaker 13: photo sent saying hey, I've seen your car and it 350 00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:57,120 Speaker 13: was parked in a backstreet in Ballarat, it's all getting 351 00:14:57,200 --> 00:15:00,320 Speaker 13: very exciting. Yeah, and and the police are that we're 352 00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:03,160 Speaker 13: pretty sure we know who's taking your car. It's a 353 00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:06,360 Speaker 13: ship family from Ballarat. All that narrows it. 354 00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:10,600 Speaker 4: Down the best of luck with that extensive door knot right, So. 355 00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:15,080 Speaker 2: I feel like that cops. So then they go like, oh, 356 00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:16,720 Speaker 2: we've got a pretty good idea, did it? 357 00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:18,720 Speaker 4: And You're like, well, can you just tell me go 358 00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:22,440 Speaker 4: and get it there? Yeah, exactly, that's not how it works. Well, 359 00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:23,840 Speaker 4: can you tell me where it is because I'll go 360 00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:25,200 Speaker 4: get it. I've got a spare key. 361 00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:29,280 Speaker 13: So then like I started posting that that we're getting 362 00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:32,960 Speaker 13: closer to it, and then the degenerates that took it 363 00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:36,320 Speaker 13: got a bit nervy so they sent me a ransom 364 00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:40,520 Speaker 13: note yet lost. Yeah, mate, it's very exciting. Now I'm 365 00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:42,240 Speaker 13: now going to try and find it. You know, a 366 00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:43,120 Speaker 13: more professionals. 367 00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:45,840 Speaker 3: When we got a song, when we go to a song, 368 00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:47,280 Speaker 3: let's go to a song and you can get the 369 00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:49,200 Speaker 3: ransom note, because I really want to hear this thing. 370 00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:52,440 Speaker 2: This is the ransom note for your land cruiser from 371 00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:54,160 Speaker 2: a degenerate family of Ballarat. 372 00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:58,080 Speaker 4: That's correct, that you heard that correctly, everybody. 373 00:15:57,600 --> 00:16:00,000 Speaker 2: Harley Breen's in the studio. You can go and see 374 00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:01,880 Speaker 2: the brand new show is touring it all over the country. 375 00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:04,680 Speaker 2: It's called Relentless harleybrend dot com. Donor you if you're 376 00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:06,680 Speaker 2: just joining us, And now this is something I'm sure 377 00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:08,200 Speaker 2: you go into you more in your showy. Yeah, you 378 00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:10,040 Speaker 2: had your land Cruises on ninety to seventy four, your 379 00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:13,080 Speaker 2: favorite car Everdence stolen from you and then a family 380 00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:16,760 Speaker 2: in Ballarat are holding it ransom from you and they send. 381 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:18,440 Speaker 13: You Well, that was alleged at the stage. I think 382 00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:21,920 Speaker 13: we should say allege rather than like signal out a 383 00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:24,760 Speaker 13: whole family. Let's just say it's one bad apple in 384 00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:27,760 Speaker 13: the you know. And as a father of three children. Yeah, 385 00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:30,000 Speaker 13: but for the grace of God, go I all right, 386 00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:33,040 Speaker 13: you know one of my three is definitely stealing something. 387 00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:38,000 Speaker 13: Yeah yeah, yeah. His name is Walter and it's a 388 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:42,040 Speaker 13: Germanic name that means warlord. So coming yeah sure, if 389 00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:45,600 Speaker 13: you're listening in the car, Walter, I love you. So 390 00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:48,520 Speaker 13: this is the this is the letter than that I received. 391 00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:52,240 Speaker 13: And I think as a result of how many people 392 00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:54,720 Speaker 13: were sharing this post, it. 393 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:57,080 Speaker 2: Was obviously a massive social media campaign trying to get 394 00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:59,040 Speaker 2: his car back to you, and he writes you this. 395 00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:00,680 Speaker 13: Because I was in Sue would so I was going 396 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,360 Speaker 13: to get the money. But it's not really about that 397 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:03,280 Speaker 13: when you can't when. 398 00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:03,640 Speaker 2: It comes to. 399 00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:06,360 Speaker 4: Yeah, seventy eight. 400 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:09,680 Speaker 2: Sorry, it's very specifics. 401 00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:11,120 Speaker 4: The last of the rounded anyway, whatever doesn't. 402 00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:16,240 Speaker 13: This is the ransom. This ain't a scam, This ain't 403 00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:19,080 Speaker 13: a joke. I know where your car is. If you 404 00:17:19,119 --> 00:17:21,800 Speaker 13: agree to follow these terms and conditions, you will get 405 00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:24,439 Speaker 13: it back today in one piece. If I feel that 406 00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:27,800 Speaker 13: you don't apply or you don't respond within two hours, 407 00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:31,520 Speaker 13: it will be getting burnt where it is. So obviously 408 00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:34,920 Speaker 13: I fired back immediately and replied, I said, oh hey there, 409 00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:43,439 Speaker 13: did you mean comply because you wrote apply. I'm just 410 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:45,480 Speaker 13: a bit confused. Do you want me to apply for 411 00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:47,080 Speaker 13: the job of getting my car back? 412 00:17:48,119 --> 00:17:48,359 Speaker 7: Jeez? 413 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:53,840 Speaker 4: The police were right. You are a ship family. It's 414 00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:56,280 Speaker 4: amazing how confident insurance will make you. 415 00:17:56,440 --> 00:17:57,000 Speaker 1: I can do it. 416 00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:02,960 Speaker 4: But it's a good it's a good hawk. If I 417 00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:03,600 Speaker 4: actually get. 418 00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:06,360 Speaker 3: About, we've got us. 419 00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:07,199 Speaker 7: I love that. 420 00:18:08,119 --> 00:18:09,919 Speaker 2: Unbelievable all right, So if you want to go and 421 00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:13,360 Speaker 2: see Harley, the show is called Relentless Harleybreen dot com 422 00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:15,880 Speaker 2: dot au he's touring all over the country yet to come. 423 00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:18,640 Speaker 2: Gold Coast, Melbourne, Sydney, not doing Perth. 424 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:22,080 Speaker 13: Can't be too, can't love you Western Australia. We will 425 00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:24,840 Speaker 13: get there this year. Won't be for that festival. Come 426 00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:27,680 Speaker 13: later on in the year and you can hear stories 427 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:30,760 Speaker 13: about my children, which includes one of them stepping on 428 00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:32,600 Speaker 13: a rake and putting three holes through his foot. 429 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:33,440 Speaker 7: Lockdown. 430 00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:36,199 Speaker 3: So that was fun? Does that like smack backs you 431 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:37,240 Speaker 3: in the head like sicho but. 432 00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:39,120 Speaker 2: Through? 433 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:42,640 Speaker 4: It turns out that's the real slapstick? 434 00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:43,000 Speaker 1: Did you? 435 00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:43,119 Speaker 5: So? 436 00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:43,359 Speaker 2: Did you? 437 00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:43,720 Speaker 14: Sorry? 438 00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:45,960 Speaker 4: I was too much about the gory details. 439 00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:48,280 Speaker 3: But I imagine if your foot goes through a rake, 440 00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:49,280 Speaker 3: you should leave the rake in. 441 00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:51,320 Speaker 4: That's what I've learned from. 442 00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:53,320 Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, you should, absolutely, and now you're just known 443 00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:56,440 Speaker 13: as rake foot from now on. But I've gone, I've 444 00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:58,080 Speaker 13: got a parent, so I picked him up and the 445 00:18:58,119 --> 00:19:00,240 Speaker 13: rake fell out, So that can't be blank one. 446 00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:01,840 Speaker 4: It just fell out for you. 447 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,640 Speaker 2: Lockdown, you lockdown? Parented three kids? 448 00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:08,600 Speaker 13: Yes, well let's look to throw around parented too. 449 00:19:09,359 --> 00:19:11,399 Speaker 3: Can you talk us through the pool party that you 450 00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:12,600 Speaker 3: hosted for one of your kids. 451 00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:15,560 Speaker 4: I did have a pool party at my house. You've 452 00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:18,680 Speaker 4: been you've been stalking me. Yeah, we had a pool Paddy. 453 00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:20,360 Speaker 13: We invited everyone to a pool party and I loved 454 00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:22,720 Speaker 13: the looking on the faces as all the parents entered 455 00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:26,400 Speaker 13: our backyard at the time, which was a completely concrete backyard. 456 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:31,360 Speaker 13: Three twenty dollars blow up pools in the backyard. There's 457 00:19:31,359 --> 00:19:34,480 Speaker 13: nothing better than combining toddlers, water and concrete. 458 00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:39,840 Speaker 4: It's fun for everybody. I can go wrong, just actually 459 00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:40,199 Speaker 4: clear the. 460 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:47,479 Speaker 2: Out, Harley reads during Rolandless see them all over the country, 461 00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:49,320 Speaker 2: Harleybreen dot com dot you mate, It's always a. 462 00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:51,160 Speaker 4: Pleasure to see you. Love to see you boys. 463 00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:52,480 Speaker 2: Great to see you back on the road. As we'll 464 00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:54,879 Speaker 2: make congratulations making it throw to all the comedians out 465 00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:56,480 Speaker 2: there's buddy. Great to see all them out there. Go 466 00:19:56,520 --> 00:19:58,920 Speaker 2: and support them, guys, they're back doing what they do best. 467 00:19:58,960 --> 00:19:59,640 Speaker 2: Go and have a laugh. 468 00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:04,160 Speaker 3: Well and Woodie, I just can't believe this story is true. 469 00:20:04,359 --> 00:20:07,240 Speaker 3: So Scott Morrison is copying a lot of heat today 470 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,879 Speaker 3: because he has announced and this is great, by the way, 471 00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:16,399 Speaker 3: He's announced a women's network which is a volunteer Thank you, 472 00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:20,040 Speaker 3: Queen Bee. It's a volunteer based organization. Among several others 473 00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:22,760 Speaker 3: credited as part of its Equal Opportunity initiative to work 474 00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:26,160 Speaker 3: towards a vision of more inclusive and diverse workplace. 475 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:27,920 Speaker 2: So you didn't tell you read that at all? I did. 476 00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:29,680 Speaker 3: I read it completely off the page there. 477 00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:31,600 Speaker 4: Now, I think that's a great What. 478 00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:37,400 Speaker 2: Does that mean? They are election dollars? He's going like, right, 479 00:20:38,119 --> 00:20:39,679 Speaker 2: how do I get myself out of the fate that 480 00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:42,560 Speaker 2: I've had at least two or three shocking things that 481 00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:44,679 Speaker 2: have happened while I've been in charge in government. I know, 482 00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:46,080 Speaker 2: I'll make a women's network. 483 00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:48,760 Speaker 3: Okay, Well, maybe it is a bit hollow, and maybe 484 00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:51,480 Speaker 3: he's just going for the election whatever. But if there 485 00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:53,400 Speaker 3: is good intention behind it, you know, it's a good 486 00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:56,040 Speaker 3: step that he's making. But what's a bad step is 487 00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:59,080 Speaker 3: when you make the logo of that network, quite seriously, 488 00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:02,560 Speaker 3: a Twigg and bees, like, if you if you haven't, 489 00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:06,080 Speaker 3: if you haven't seen this thing, quite seriously, it looks 490 00:21:06,119 --> 00:21:07,000 Speaker 3: like a giant dick. 491 00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:09,400 Speaker 13: Yeah, take a look out a starboard. 492 00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:24,040 Speaker 3: Oh my god, it looks like a huge. 493 00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:22,440 Speaker 4: We have reports of playing object. It has a long, 494 00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:24,720 Speaker 4: smooth shack complete. 495 00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:29,360 Speaker 3: Well, okay, so probably probably had enough there, But I mean, 496 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:32,960 Speaker 3: this is comical and the latest is they have taken 497 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:36,720 Speaker 3: it down so it copped so much criticism, the fact 498 00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:41,320 Speaker 3: that the plant and Meatball's logo has copped so much 499 00:21:41,359 --> 00:21:44,000 Speaker 3: criticism that they have taken it down. 500 00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:45,960 Speaker 4: But here's the thing, will thank God. 501 00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:50,920 Speaker 3: I believe that only a man could make a mistake 502 00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:53,679 Speaker 3: like this. I am one hundred percent sure that the 503 00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:57,720 Speaker 3: person behind this, if it's not Scott Morrison, is another bloke. 504 00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:03,760 Speaker 3: Blokes make epic mistakes like this. I wanted to say cockup. 505 00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:05,280 Speaker 3: I wanted to say cock up, but you know I 506 00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:05,960 Speaker 3: thought it was wrong. 507 00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:06,760 Speaker 4: And here I am. 508 00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:09,760 Speaker 3: I've said it twice now, but thirteen one O six ' 509 00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:10,879 Speaker 3: five is our number. 510 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,960 Speaker 4: Yes, let's just torch men here. 511 00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:15,320 Speaker 3: Is there a mistake that a bloke has made in 512 00:22:15,359 --> 00:22:18,920 Speaker 3: your life that only a man could make? 513 00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:19,600 Speaker 2: Yes? 514 00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:23,919 Speaker 3: To give another political one. Apparently Bill Clinton lost the 515 00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:26,520 Speaker 3: nuclear codes for like months. 516 00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:30,040 Speaker 4: You're joking if a female president was there, it never 517 00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:32,639 Speaker 4: would have happened. I'll give you one away from politics. 518 00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:34,560 Speaker 4: This is a story about me. 519 00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:39,000 Speaker 3: I once to get a good deal, booked an erotic 520 00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:43,040 Speaker 3: hotel in Japan for me in a former partner. Only 521 00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:45,720 Speaker 3: a man would chase a deal like that and end 522 00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:48,720 Speaker 3: up booking a sex I stell so thirteen one six 523 00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:51,320 Speaker 3: five is our number. If you're a woman out there 524 00:22:51,359 --> 00:22:53,040 Speaker 3: torture bloke, or if you're a bloke and you want 525 00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:55,359 Speaker 3: to put your hand up. Has there been a huge 526 00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:56,919 Speaker 3: mistake that you can put your hand up and go? 527 00:22:57,760 --> 00:22:59,680 Speaker 3: Only a man could have made this mistake. 528 00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:01,960 Speaker 2: I'd love to hear from you guys. Right up next 529 00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:03,240 Speaker 2: thirty one and six five. 530 00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:07,800 Speaker 15: It's Will that's the more in just a bit the 531 00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:09,199 Speaker 15: Will and Woody podcast. 532 00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:11,960 Speaker 2: What's a mistake that only a man could make? 533 00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:17,040 Speaker 3: Because a perfect example of this is designing a logo 534 00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:20,440 Speaker 3: for a women's network and making that logo a dead 535 00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:22,720 Speaker 3: ringer for a meet and two vege. 536 00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:24,600 Speaker 4: It's the perfect doodle. 537 00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:28,560 Speaker 3: It's the perfect it's perfect, well, I mean not perfect 538 00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:31,320 Speaker 3: in you know, stereotypical terms, but that that is a doodle. 539 00:23:31,359 --> 00:23:33,400 Speaker 3: You can't look at that and not see doodle. There 540 00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:35,399 Speaker 3: is even a little pubon top there, Yeah, there is, 541 00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:38,639 Speaker 3: as if it's a it's a funny joke, but this 542 00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:42,760 Speaker 3: is its real anyway. It has been been removed as 543 00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:46,640 Speaker 3: it's been removed because of widespread criticism, but. 544 00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:48,520 Speaker 2: The women's network going ahead. 545 00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:49,440 Speaker 4: I think it is. 546 00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:52,320 Speaker 3: Yes, the Women's Network is going to go ahead, which, 547 00:23:52,359 --> 00:23:54,600 Speaker 3: by the way, is looking it's like an organization to 548 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:59,000 Speaker 3: look for equality, et cetera in the workplace for women. 549 00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:01,080 Speaker 4: But they're getting a new logo. 550 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:04,720 Speaker 2: Their spearhead will no longer be very good. 551 00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:06,480 Speaker 4: Spear nice pun. 552 00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:08,960 Speaker 2: All right, we've got to ash a safe pun as well, 553 00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:09,760 Speaker 2: like clean. 554 00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:12,040 Speaker 3: You know, are you having to go with me there 555 00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:15,000 Speaker 3: that I haven't been cleaned to this point? 556 00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:18,359 Speaker 2: No, I think you could have been cleaner. I think spearhead, 557 00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:20,359 Speaker 2: you know it's phallic. I mean everyone gets it, you 558 00:24:20,359 --> 00:24:22,159 Speaker 2: know what a spear represents. 559 00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:22,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, that was good. 560 00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:25,080 Speaker 2: You've been a little I think eggplant and meat balls 561 00:24:25,119 --> 00:24:25,480 Speaker 2: was a bit. 562 00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:26,160 Speaker 1: On the nose of mind. 563 00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:27,720 Speaker 4: They might go down in the polls. 564 00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:29,920 Speaker 2: Ash on. 565 00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:36,280 Speaker 3: Ash, you got a nice hello, You've got a story 566 00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:39,040 Speaker 3: about your boyfriend that only a man, a mistake that only. 567 00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:39,600 Speaker 4: A man could make. 568 00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:45,440 Speaker 11: Yes, my plin, I thought he would do a nice 569 00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:47,480 Speaker 11: thing for me while I was upstairs resting, when I 570 00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:51,199 Speaker 11: had COVID and do the washing, and all of my 571 00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:55,560 Speaker 11: clothes came out. They are gray and bright orange because 572 00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:57,280 Speaker 11: he mixed all of the colors all together. 573 00:24:57,680 --> 00:24:58,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's classic. 574 00:24:58,840 --> 00:24:59,560 Speaker 2: I've been peeking for that. 575 00:24:59,600 --> 00:24:59,879 Speaker 14: Before. 576 00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:00,800 Speaker 4: That's a classic one. 577 00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:07,840 Speaker 2: I once shrunk my female roommates jumper, very expensive jumper 578 00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:10,280 Speaker 2: that she just bought from an Italian store. 579 00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:11,200 Speaker 4: Had that go down? 580 00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:15,120 Speaker 2: I shrunk it down to like an infant size. Yeah yeah, yeah, 581 00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:16,320 Speaker 2: it wasn't thrilled. 582 00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:17,600 Speaker 4: No, but she wasn't. 583 00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:18,560 Speaker 3: Let's go to Brent. 584 00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:22,040 Speaker 2: Washing is hard, though, Sorry, can I say I'm washing 585 00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:22,440 Speaker 2: quite hard? 586 00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:24,639 Speaker 4: I love washing. I'm the king of washing. 587 00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:27,040 Speaker 2: It's got a Brent. Were really moved on? Yes, that's 588 00:25:27,119 --> 00:25:31,199 Speaker 2: totally fair enough. We're just arguing, Hi, Brendan, you know, 589 00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:35,080 Speaker 2: moves on that we're talking about something that only a 590 00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:36,280 Speaker 2: man could have stuffed up. 591 00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:39,600 Speaker 9: Yeah, it actually happened to me today at work. I 592 00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:43,479 Speaker 9: work with two female co workers and there's a certain 593 00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:48,119 Speaker 9: like tool that we use with our male work and unfortunately, 594 00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:50,679 Speaker 9: one of the female co workers thought that she misplaced 595 00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:53,040 Speaker 9: it and didn't know where it went. It wasn't until 596 00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:55,800 Speaker 9: she was leaving later that day for school pickup I 597 00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:57,320 Speaker 9: realized I had it in my pocket all day. 598 00:25:57,680 --> 00:26:01,520 Speaker 4: Ah, yeah, that's a killer. I once I was traveling 599 00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:01,720 Speaker 4: with a. 600 00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:03,920 Speaker 2: Guy and he's on head. Another big one for yeah. 601 00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:04,280 Speaker 4: Classic. 602 00:26:04,359 --> 00:26:06,520 Speaker 3: Some places when you go overseas, you just you get 603 00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:07,800 Speaker 3: given a card at the start of the night. You 604 00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:10,520 Speaker 3: pay for drinks with the card. Anyway, he lost his card. 605 00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:13,320 Speaker 3: Huge issues all night about, you know, trying to get 606 00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:15,560 Speaker 3: out of this place because you said he lost his card. Anyway, 607 00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:17,120 Speaker 3: the next morning he woke up and he bent over 608 00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:18,920 Speaker 3: to pick up his socks and I was like, mate, 609 00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:21,040 Speaker 3: what is on your jocks there? 610 00:26:21,119 --> 00:26:21,879 Speaker 1: What's in your jogs? 611 00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:24,120 Speaker 3: Anyway, his card was in his jogs, and he thought 612 00:26:24,119 --> 00:26:26,960 Speaker 3: it was a good idea to save some money by 613 00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:28,159 Speaker 3: putting it between his checks. 614 00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:34,439 Speaker 4: Let's go here. Yeah, boys, you made a mistake, mate. 615 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:38,200 Speaker 16: Yeah, I made an old man mistake. Back in twenty sixteen, mate, Yeah, 616 00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:40,640 Speaker 16: I wanted to go to Thailand and she took care 617 00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:42,520 Speaker 16: of all the bookings and everything, and she told me 618 00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:44,840 Speaker 16: just to do one job, just to book a hotel 619 00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:47,359 Speaker 16: or new thing. So we booked it and the tailand 620 00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:48,600 Speaker 16: got to the hotel. 621 00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:49,960 Speaker 7: Wait did you go check in? 622 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,880 Speaker 16: And then they said that I booked him for the year. 623 00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:56,360 Speaker 4: After I got a mate who has done that as well. 624 00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:59,679 Speaker 3: Thanks classic, I've booked a flight like that. 625 00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:04,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, I sixty five a mistake only a man could make. 626 00:27:04,359 --> 00:27:06,520 Speaker 14: Nat Hey, how are you going? 627 00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:07,040 Speaker 2: Mate? 628 00:27:08,119 --> 00:27:10,560 Speaker 14: So my eggs partner. I was working back late and 629 00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:12,520 Speaker 14: he's like, can I help out with dinner while you're working. 630 00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:14,560 Speaker 14: I'm like, yeah, they'd be really good. I'm making chicken 631 00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:16,439 Speaker 14: fitz Al. I said, what you need to do is 632 00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:20,199 Speaker 14: you need to coat the chicken in eggs and bread crumbs. 633 00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:24,080 Speaker 14: He's like, yep, no dramas called fifteen twenty minutes later, 634 00:27:24,119 --> 00:27:26,800 Speaker 14: he's like it's not sticking. Like it's just not sticking. 635 00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:29,439 Speaker 14: I'm like, how is it not sticking? And I'm like, 636 00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:30,800 Speaker 14: what did you do? It's like, well, I done what 637 00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:33,159 Speaker 14: you said. I mixed their eggs and bread crumbs together 638 00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:36,160 Speaker 14: and I'm trying to stick it to the chicken. And 639 00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:38,439 Speaker 14: I was like, that's not what you do. You do 640 00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:42,400 Speaker 14: the eggs and the bread crumbs. And I feel only 641 00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:45,879 Speaker 14: a man would next the bread, bread crumbs and the 642 00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:46,600 Speaker 14: chickens together. 643 00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:49,560 Speaker 4: I've done you done that before. This is actually news 644 00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:52,320 Speaker 4: to me. Error I didn't realize. 645 00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:54,600 Speaker 2: The crumbs and make a bit of a paste, That's 646 00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:56,840 Speaker 2: what I thought. And you can sort of smear the 647 00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:59,840 Speaker 2: lot you and I was sitting in that's like on one minute, 648 00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:03,280 Speaker 2: I look making eyes what I think you're missing? Our 649 00:28:03,359 --> 00:28:09,720 Speaker 2: mates and breadcrumb schmere'. That's just tactful. Yeah right, that's mate. 650 00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:11,240 Speaker 2: You've married a genius. 651 00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:14,000 Speaker 8: You've also won yourself a double pastor gone seat dog 652 00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:19,159 Speaker 8: nat Congratulations. 653 00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:20,080 Speaker 2: Thursday, No worries. Also, I mean, just be grateful. He's 654 00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:22,280 Speaker 2: making the buddy schnitzels at the end of the day. 655 00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:22,679 Speaker 4: Exactly right. 656 00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:26,119 Speaker 3: Well, And I genuinely think that retirement would be one 657 00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:28,639 Speaker 3: of the hardest things to go through. You hold a 658 00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:31,320 Speaker 3: lot of value to the job that you do and 659 00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:34,439 Speaker 3: then to give that away very suddenly and enter a 660 00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:37,160 Speaker 3: new world of not having anything be very difficult. 661 00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:38,560 Speaker 2: And I couldn't agree more. 662 00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:41,640 Speaker 3: NFL superstar, Like, this guy is the best ever Tom 663 00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:43,360 Speaker 3: Brady if you haven't heard of him, like, he's just 664 00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:46,040 Speaker 3: he's the goat. He is the greatest ever. He retired 665 00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:49,880 Speaker 3: forty days ago. He has come out of retirement today. 666 00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:53,400 Speaker 3: Obviously couldn't crack it. He couldn't handle it. 667 00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:56,880 Speaker 2: He could his family couldn't handle him. Let's be honest. 668 00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:58,000 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, he's home. 669 00:28:58,040 --> 00:29:03,000 Speaker 2: All the he made to Giselle bunchin Yeah, got three kids. 670 00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:08,080 Speaker 2: Three kids. Imagine when a man retires, the first month 671 00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:10,840 Speaker 2: of him around the house must just be hell. Well, 672 00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:13,000 Speaker 2: what are they doing? What are they doing with themselves? 673 00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:15,720 Speaker 4: A great man to ask that question, it's my dad? 674 00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:19,760 Speaker 7: Who I mean? 675 00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:24,040 Speaker 3: I think Will as far as a role model to 676 00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:26,800 Speaker 3: retirement guys, I think you are the man data. 677 00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:29,280 Speaker 4: I think you've You've taken to it incredibly well. 678 00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:31,760 Speaker 3: But Will's question before he seems to think that Tom 679 00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:34,400 Speaker 3: Brady's family hated him being around all the time. 680 00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:37,920 Speaker 4: How do you think mum enjoyed having you around twenty 681 00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:38,440 Speaker 4: four to seven? 682 00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:45,760 Speaker 7: I think she just loves it, making ability, making the 683 00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:47,920 Speaker 7: meals during the cleaning it. 684 00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:49,240 Speaker 2: What about the incident? 685 00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:51,320 Speaker 7: Where were you all these years? 686 00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:52,560 Speaker 4: Such a lie? 687 00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:56,960 Speaker 2: What about the incident? When you try to you tried 688 00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:02,680 Speaker 2: to convert the spare room into the man but you 689 00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:05,320 Speaker 2: you weren't granted a whole room. You were only granted 690 00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:08,280 Speaker 2: a corner of the room, which was since known as 691 00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:09,400 Speaker 2: the van Ol Cove. 692 00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:17,240 Speaker 7: Yeah, I'll play a long game there, Will, I didn't. 693 00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:21,160 Speaker 7: I lost the first battle for them into the man Cave, 694 00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:26,000 Speaker 7: but that turned it into the man cave. So it's all. 695 00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:29,440 Speaker 4: It's extending, it is growing. 696 00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:32,960 Speaker 2: What what the alcove? Because what was the alcove? To 697 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:33,360 Speaker 2: begin with? 698 00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:35,600 Speaker 3: The alcove was an I ked share the dad bought 699 00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:39,040 Speaker 3: and Dad and Dad from memory you So it was 700 00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:40,760 Speaker 3: a flat pack and you took I think it took 701 00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:45,000 Speaker 3: two months for you to build, is that right? Yes, 702 00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:49,120 Speaker 3: I'd spend about five minutes a day on it. Eventually 703 00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:50,880 Speaker 3: had that done and then there was just a picture 704 00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:53,520 Speaker 3: of you Will You're on the front cover. You're on 705 00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:55,560 Speaker 3: the front cover of the Chemist Warehouse magazine. 706 00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:58,640 Speaker 2: My wellness, that was in the man olcove you're in. 707 00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:00,880 Speaker 4: That was the painting behind the picture behind. 708 00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:05,719 Speaker 2: Dad had that framed right. 709 00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:05,320 Speaker 4: And then Dad, is it right? 710 00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:08,800 Speaker 3: There was just an old transistor radio where you tune 711 00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:10,280 Speaker 3: into the boys from fort till six. 712 00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:15,720 Speaker 7: I wanted a sound. I wanted to missus Whitelaw granted meet. 713 00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:15,920 Speaker 9: With this. 714 00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:22,520 Speaker 7: All. 715 00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:26,600 Speaker 2: Look, we've got more retirement tips from the doyen of retirement. 716 00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:28,920 Speaker 2: That is Wood. He his dad, and we're going to 717 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:31,040 Speaker 2: do them right next to a song. We'll come back 718 00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:33,600 Speaker 2: on the other side. Don't go anywhere Woods. Right now, 719 00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:35,719 Speaker 2: we are talking about the fact that Tom Brady has 720 00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:38,520 Speaker 2: announced that he is returning to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, 721 00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:40,960 Speaker 2: the greatest of all time. He's the goat out of 722 00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:44,600 Speaker 2: retirement after forty days obviously didn't know how to retire. 723 00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:47,840 Speaker 4: He couldn't hack it. He couldn't hack it, couldn't. 724 00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:51,160 Speaker 3: But one man who can hack it is my father. 725 00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:53,720 Speaker 3: He took to retirement like an elephant, Texas and peanuts 726 00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:59,120 Speaker 3: and he joins us on the phone right now, Hello, Dad, 727 00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:02,200 Speaker 3: it's very well. 728 00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:07,320 Speaker 2: You're just double checking. I know normally you take the 729 00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:09,920 Speaker 2: calls in the man alcove, but you currently in the cove. 730 00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:11,760 Speaker 7: I'm in the man coat. 731 00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:15,880 Speaker 2: It's a cave now, so it's the I'm gonna have 732 00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:18,040 Speaker 2: to see a photo of the cave to admit that 733 00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:19,800 Speaker 2: it has extended beyond the alcove. 734 00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:24,800 Speaker 7: I'll send one to you to me and send me. 735 00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:26,560 Speaker 2: Something on Facebook the other day as well, Steve. 736 00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:29,040 Speaker 7: You know, I can't remember. 737 00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:30,880 Speaker 2: You sent me the other night and I was like, 738 00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:32,880 Speaker 2: if you send me mate. 739 00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:35,200 Speaker 3: He does some late night Facebook and then every now 740 00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:37,400 Speaker 3: and then you get a very rogue video or something. 741 00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:40,440 Speaker 2: I was like, what the hell is this message? 742 00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:44,200 Speaker 7: I think I did too, Yeah, yeah, do you remember 743 00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:47,760 Speaker 7: what it was? No idea, I'll get it up. 744 00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:52,040 Speaker 2: Actually he sent me he sent me seven fifty in 745 00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:56,120 Speaker 2: the morning. Oh wow, up early and he sent me 746 00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:58,840 Speaker 2: early up. But he sent me a post and just 747 00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:01,640 Speaker 2: said it's a group. It's a Facebook group that is 748 00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:04,840 Speaker 2: listening at linked me to called the Lost History of Melbourne. 749 00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:11,800 Speaker 4: Retired Life. I told you retired life and suits me 750 00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:12,600 Speaker 4: finds things to do. 751 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:16,600 Speaker 7: Now you find now? 752 00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:16,920 Speaker 1: Dad? 753 00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:20,000 Speaker 3: Yeah, I did text you today just I wanted you 754 00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:23,520 Speaker 3: to teach Australia the best way to retire. So have 755 00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:27,320 Speaker 3: you come up with some tips to make it easier 756 00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:28,960 Speaker 3: for you to transition into retirement? 757 00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:30,400 Speaker 7: Absolutely? 758 00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:34,120 Speaker 4: You got three or five or six? How many of 759 00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:34,360 Speaker 4: you got? 760 00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:38,200 Speaker 7: Got six? Amazing retirement? 761 00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:40,280 Speaker 4: Okay, amazing? Well, fire away. 762 00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:51,400 Speaker 7: From wrong, okay, okay. Number one, Avoid mixing with busy, 763 00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:53,960 Speaker 7: high flying, high achieving. 764 00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:56,760 Speaker 4: People, right, okay, okay. 765 00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:00,920 Speaker 7: You know, to have conversation and they're talking about all 766 00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:02,560 Speaker 7: the things they've done. Then they turn to you and 767 00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:07,280 Speaker 7: they say you know, and you say, I checked the 768 00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:10,719 Speaker 7: letterbop and I went to the freepermarket, and then the 769 00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:14,200 Speaker 7: conversation just comes to abrupt end. Then people walk away, 770 00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:17,000 Speaker 7: and so you've got to avoid mixing with those sort 771 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:17,400 Speaker 7: of people. 772 00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:20,439 Speaker 3: So cut out anyone successful. I'm offended that you haven't 773 00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:24,359 Speaker 3: cut me out. You clearly don't think I'm successful. Let's 774 00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:25,200 Speaker 3: go on to Tip. 775 00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:29,360 Speaker 7: Two, don't check your super balance more than twice a 776 00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:30,400 Speaker 7: year depressing. 777 00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:32,480 Speaker 4: Yep, that's good. Yep. 778 00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:36,479 Speaker 2: Three, Sorry, before you go, what was the super gone 779 00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:40,600 Speaker 2: towards Steve to this point? What's it gone towards? What's 780 00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:42,600 Speaker 2: where's the super being invested to this point? 781 00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:46,200 Speaker 7: We weren't going to details, but it doesn't seem to 782 00:34:46,239 --> 00:34:49,480 Speaker 7: go up. It usually goes down. Well, super in the 783 00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:52,399 Speaker 7: six months or so. I won't put details, and you're 784 00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:53,160 Speaker 7: not spending it on me. 785 00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:59,360 Speaker 2: You know, if you're your life. 786 00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:01,040 Speaker 7: Savings in the hands of a company and they're inventing 787 00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:04,560 Speaker 7: the money and you can watch your balance go down 788 00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:08,240 Speaker 7: if you wish, or you can not tune in. 789 00:35:08,239 --> 00:35:09,560 Speaker 3: So I'm going to have to carry you over the 790 00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:14,280 Speaker 3: last few years of your life. That's good news. 791 00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:16,280 Speaker 7: Inherited, You're inherited. 792 00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:17,879 Speaker 4: What's Tip three? 793 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:25,239 Speaker 7: Point three? Get rid of bathroom scales, extra leiser activity, 794 00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:27,640 Speaker 7: you know, lying around, it's in front of a computer, 795 00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:31,399 Speaker 7: puts on the bounds and I suggest to get rid 796 00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:39,120 Speaker 7: of those. Point four he's to get holidays in Italy. Boys, 797 00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:42,399 Speaker 7: you've got to get helidays Italy instead by yourself an 798 00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:45,240 Speaker 7: old sea at five hundred and pretend that you're in Italy. 799 00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:49,160 Speaker 3: But isn't it true, Dad, that that car has since 800 00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:51,239 Speaker 3: broken down or has some issues and you're no longer 801 00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:51,799 Speaker 3: driving that. 802 00:35:51,760 --> 00:36:01,600 Speaker 7: One point time, Yes, yes, yes, it's true. Zero point five. 803 00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:05,960 Speaker 7: Put away the Michelan Star Restaurant Guide and get a 804 00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:07,680 Speaker 7: copy of Cheap Beats in Melbourne. 805 00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:11,399 Speaker 4: A nicee. Very good, very good. 806 00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:16,080 Speaker 2: This is just to his course the undred retirement. This 807 00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:18,799 Speaker 2: is just money. The first one is don't let used 808 00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:20,920 Speaker 2: to balancing. One is don't do a trip to Italy. 809 00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:23,520 Speaker 2: The next one is don't go to expensive restaurants. This 810 00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:24,040 Speaker 2: is your. 811 00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:27,239 Speaker 4: Watch. 812 00:36:27,239 --> 00:36:29,879 Speaker 7: A funny point, Wait for point, I went a drum wrap. 813 00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:33,120 Speaker 4: Yeah, here we go. Final point in surviving retirement. 814 00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:38,400 Speaker 7: The final one, train yourself to turn right instead of 815 00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:42,279 Speaker 7: left when boarding a plane. 816 00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:52,719 Speaker 2: It's gone class in the first class left. 817 00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:56,920 Speaker 7: You to go and stand up comedy. 818 00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:59,919 Speaker 2: Another money saving tip to fence. 819 00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:03,640 Speaker 3: Pretty much, just find ways to avoid the fact that 820 00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:05,719 Speaker 3: you put on weight and be a tight ass. 821 00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:07,080 Speaker 4: That's how you survive retirement. 822 00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:10,000 Speaker 7: Yeah, basically beautiful. 823 00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:24,120 Speaker 15: Again this is the Will and Woody podcast, so just 824 00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:24,759 Speaker 15: joining us. 825 00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:27,520 Speaker 2: Yesterday Woods and I revealed that we had a bowl 826 00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:30,120 Speaker 2: off at his twelfth birthday party. It was a dead rubber, 827 00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:33,239 Speaker 2: dead rubber, dead heat. It was a dead heat. 828 00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:36,520 Speaker 3: I couldn't We drew ruined my birthday. 829 00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:41,440 Speaker 2: Yes, yes, that and the fact that I vomited on 830 00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:44,480 Speaker 2: myself from the corntrip home because I had too many lillies. 831 00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:44,399 Speaker 16: Yeah. 832 00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:47,680 Speaker 2: Anyway, we had a dead We had a dead heat 833 00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:50,200 Speaker 2: in the bowl off that we had. Now, we had 834 00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:52,120 Speaker 2: a few beers the other night we brought this up. 835 00:37:52,239 --> 00:37:54,560 Speaker 2: We both still think we're the better bowler, and then 836 00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:57,000 Speaker 2: we agreed that we want to have another bowl off, 837 00:37:57,560 --> 00:38:00,920 Speaker 2: the steaks being the most valuable things in our life, 838 00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:04,560 Speaker 2: each valuable thing in our life associated to a pin 839 00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:07,839 Speaker 2: at the end of the bowling. Ali. So we've had 840 00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:11,600 Speaker 2: this ball off and it's been sponsored Zone Bowling. They've 841 00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:13,400 Speaker 2: got around us, You and I knocked down to his 842 00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:16,160 Speaker 2: own bowling. They set it up for us. And the 843 00:38:16,239 --> 00:38:19,120 Speaker 2: thing is here, guys, keep in mind, whoever loses has 844 00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:21,560 Speaker 2: to give up one of their prized possessions. It's all 845 00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:24,759 Speaker 2: thanks to Zone Bowling. Let's roll at Zone Balling. Here 846 00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:29,680 Speaker 2: is the first bowl of the bowl off at. 847 00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:30,800 Speaker 4: My twelve birthday party. 848 00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:33,480 Speaker 3: Will and I had a tie at ten pin bowling today. 849 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:34,600 Speaker 4: The rematch. 850 00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:37,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right, but this time there's a lot more 851 00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:40,120 Speaker 2: at stake, So we've edited his own bowling for the 852 00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:41,120 Speaker 2: Ultimate ball Off. 853 00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:42,120 Speaker 4: Given that it's. 854 00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:45,160 Speaker 2: Been twenty years in the making. We're actually both putting 855 00:38:45,239 --> 00:38:49,279 Speaker 2: up some of our most prize possessions because that's how 856 00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:52,879 Speaker 2: much we both think that we can win. Whatever's left 857 00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:55,440 Speaker 2: standing is going to have to go to the other person. 858 00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:57,759 Speaker 2: And you've done the layout here, it's like what's on light? 859 00:38:57,960 --> 00:38:58,480 Speaker 9: Yeah? 860 00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:01,400 Speaker 4: All right, so is the record player? That's got to 861 00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:01,919 Speaker 4: be out there? 862 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:04,880 Speaker 2: Dog toy can go to god, you can have that. 863 00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:06,200 Speaker 4: On the surfboard. 864 00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:06,920 Speaker 7: Oh here we go. 865 00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:10,960 Speaker 3: Only one bowl, yeah, one on every pin that's left 866 00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:13,440 Speaker 3: standing with your price possessions on it, I'll get to keep. 867 00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:16,040 Speaker 3: But I'm going to choose one thing but still standing. 868 00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:20,799 Speaker 2: Geez to just give away? Yeah right, this is no 869 00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:21,279 Speaker 2: warm up. 870 00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:22,040 Speaker 1: This is it. 871 00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:24,400 Speaker 4: That's fine, that's fine. Just don't let them get in 872 00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:28,040 Speaker 4: your head. Get the up, baby, come on, there's the 873 00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:28,440 Speaker 4: time of it. 874 00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:29,520 Speaker 5: Here. 875 00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:36,640 Speaker 4: You got the ball. Okay, all right, not a bad bowl. 876 00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:37,879 Speaker 4: So what have I got? 877 00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:39,240 Speaker 7: Record player? 878 00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:41,480 Speaker 2: Photo with sam ArKade fire record. 879 00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:44,080 Speaker 4: I will take the record player, thank you very much. 880 00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:46,760 Speaker 3: That is a decision, biglass decision. 881 00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:51,040 Speaker 14: Yeah. 882 00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:55,120 Speaker 3: So The good news for everyone listening, by the way, 883 00:39:55,719 --> 00:39:58,200 Speaker 3: is we have got Will's record player to give away, 884 00:39:59,239 --> 00:40:02,879 Speaker 3: so we'll take this off off air. But thirteen one 885 00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:05,319 Speaker 3: O sixty five give us a call if you want 886 00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:09,080 Speaker 3: a record player. It's been in the Great DJ's living room. 887 00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:11,719 Speaker 3: You've you've spun a couple of bangers on there. 888 00:40:11,719 --> 00:40:13,880 Speaker 2: I imagine let's start talking about audio equipment. 889 00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:14,920 Speaker 1: You know what you're talking about. 890 00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:20,200 Speaker 3: You want the great Man's record play. International DJ, give 891 00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:22,680 Speaker 3: us a call. Thirteen one I six five, don't. 892 00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:24,360 Speaker 2: Call you guys have got no respect. 893 00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:26,399 Speaker 4: They are calling God. 894 00:40:27,239 --> 00:40:30,480 Speaker 3: Yes now eye bowl tomorrow, but I'm pretty confident of 895 00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:31,440 Speaker 3: getting a strike. 896 00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:32,680 Speaker 9: So disgusting. 897 00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:37,560 Speaker 2: Thanks to zone bowling. Let's roll at zone bowling. We're 898 00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:39,439 Speaker 2: going to get out of here. Thanks for joining us, 899 00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:42,000 Speaker 2: part from all you flogs who are calling out for 900 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:46,759 Speaker 2: a player. Oh well, it's not fair. We'll be back 901 00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:48,080 Speaker 2: tomorrow from four. Goodbye,