Speaker 1: Around Australia and my Heart Radio Pree Hockey and Laura Bird.
Speaker 2: Your mom say you died, tell your dog two friends
Speaker 2: and shared a lot because.
Speaker 3: The studs, Yes, it does right around Australia. Brannan Hockley,
Speaker 3: Laura Burg Good morning, ladies.
Speaker 4: Good morning.
Speaker 5: I feel like I'm in preschool. You know they're like
Speaker 5: morning students. You're like morning mister Cheery. Do you know what.
Speaker 6: I'm very glad that you made it today, Mitch, because
Speaker 6: we got a text message from you only fifteen minutes
Speaker 6: ago to say that you weren't sure you're going to make.
Speaker 4: It on time.
Speaker 3: I know I was parked.
Speaker 4: In I hate that in your apartment, like.
Speaker 3: You know, living like in the Inner West, and I
Speaker 3: have like a lane way behind my house that we
Speaker 3: parked sometimes and it was raining, so I parked in
Speaker 3: there and someone a Prius parked right behind.
Speaker 5: Me, and a Prius of all cold cars.
Speaker 3: And the only way out was to reverse, so I
Speaker 3: was stuck. But the problem means we've only been there
Speaker 3: a couple of months, so I had to do I
Speaker 3: didn't know who owned the Prius, so I had to doorknock.
Speaker 4: Eight houses did you find Did you find the culprit.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, fatim. In the end, they were the eighth house.
Speaker 3: Of course they were.
Speaker 6: What do you say to well, of course it's going
Speaker 6: to be the last house you knocked on, because why
Speaker 6: would you.
Speaker 3: Keep knocking up the House one.
Speaker 2: I was to let you guys know that the press
Speaker 2: foured down past down.
Speaker 5: They blocked me in today, House number one.
Speaker 3: I was so polite, like a school girl. House number two.
Speaker 3: Bit rooted them by house. But I'm here and I'm sweaty.
Speaker 6: You know what, You're not sweaty, you're glistening, You're literally
Speaker 6: and you look beautiful, and I'm so glad you're here
Speaker 6: because we don't know how to control that thing in
Speaker 6: front of you.
Speaker 3: You guys would be so loud, so much job you
Speaker 3: try to press one of these buttons, so loud.
Speaker 5: Laura and I were actually having a panic attack. I
Speaker 5: was like, Laura, Misch isn't going to make it. There
Speaker 5: are way too many buttons for my life.
Speaker 6: I don't even We're just gonna have to play music
Speaker 6: for the entire show. We have big brothers. Tully smile. Now,
Speaker 6: if you've been watching a bit of me brother over
Speaker 6: the last couple of days, they've got some of the
Speaker 6: old contestants coming in, and Tully Smythe is one of them.
Speaker 2: We also, well, we're going to get political today, but
Speaker 2: not the kind of politics you think.
Speaker 5: Let me just say that much.
Speaker 6: Well, I was going to say that we were staging
Speaker 6: an intervention with you, but look, there's a lot coming
Speaker 6: up on today's show.
Speaker 3: Put it that way to talk class of water. We
Speaker 3: have something we need to bring up with.
Speaker 6: You, I said, strap yourself, gus a big show, The
Speaker 6: Life Uncut Radio Show with Brit Hockey and Laura Burn.
Speaker 3: Your morning, IRP. I don't know if you heard the
Speaker 3: news this week, but the famed iPod was discontinued. Apple
Speaker 3: have killed off a blood favorite.
Speaker 6: I feel like this is such like the iPod is
Speaker 6: core to so many people's childhood memories.
Speaker 2: Twenty one years, twenty first birthday, how brutal.
Speaker 5: Don't just drink well, most people celebrate the twenty first.
Speaker 2: You think they've come out with a new, flashy model,
Speaker 2: but they've they've killed the iPod And I have really
Speaker 2: fond memories. Actually, actually no, I don't have that many
Speaker 2: fond memories. I used to have the iPod shuffle, you know,
Speaker 2: the one I didn't even.
Speaker 5: Have a screen. It looks like it was the size
Speaker 5: of like a twenty cent queen. And I never knew
Speaker 5: what you were going to get. You just have to
Speaker 5: be like, well, I want R and B, but now
Speaker 5: I'm going to have tech.
Speaker 6: Or you would spend fifteen minutes trying to shuffle through
Speaker 6: to find the one. So there's like one thousand songs
Speaker 6: on the area, and you'd just keep on going into it.
Speaker 1: Then you missed it.
Speaker 4: You had to keep on going try and find it.
Speaker 7: Lucky.
Speaker 3: Did anyone have the iPod Classic? And I was so
Speaker 3: thought I was so cool because you could watch movies
Speaker 3: on it, but the screen was the size that have
Speaker 3: a thumb.
Speaker 6: But when you have nothing else to compare it to
Speaker 6: at the time, it was brilliant. Do you know when
Speaker 6: we were on The Bachelor, now this is going back
Speaker 6: six years ago, you weren't allowed to take any technology
Speaker 6: in with you, Like there's no iPhones, there's no cameras,
Speaker 6: like nothing that connects you to the outside world. But
Speaker 6: the only thing we were allowed to take in with
Speaker 6: us was an iPod shuffle And so I had it
Speaker 6: loaded to the nines with Taylor Swift and Taylor Swift
Speaker 6: and ed Sheeran sad and I yes, and I cried
Speaker 6: myself to sleep listening.
Speaker 4: To my iPod shuffle. I had it tucked underneath my
Speaker 4: pillow at nighttime. So this music that you've got playing.
Speaker 3: Is a backing track.
Speaker 8: Very fitting.
Speaker 5: I have a confession to make. This is an exclusive.
Speaker 4: I don't think this is an exclusive Daily Mail game.
Speaker 4: Pen's ready.
Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever told anyone this, and I
Speaker 2: feel like this is a confessional. Lais said, you can't
Speaker 2: take anything into into the mansion, but I took in.
Speaker 2: We were allowed, actually, Laura, sorry, we were allowed an iPod,
Speaker 2: but the one up we didn't have to have a shuffle.
Speaker 5: We could have a screen. Wow, Yes, so we could
Speaker 5: read what we were listening to.
Speaker 4: You really went up in the world.
Speaker 2: Do you know what I did? I smuggled in. They
Speaker 2: did these iPods. I don't know what range it was,
Speaker 2: but they did these iPods that had a camera, a
Speaker 2: tiny camera touch I don't know no, because it had buttons,
Speaker 2: but it had a camera built in.
Speaker 5: I smuggled this in el scandal. I was so bad
Speaker 5: ass in that house.
Speaker 2: I took and I used to take photos and videos
Speaker 2: and but I only told two people, cass and Sophie.
Speaker 5: They're the only two people I told.
Speaker 2: We we took photos together in the house. We've got selfies,
Speaker 2: We've got adventures.
Speaker 4: In the bush.
Speaker 5: We escaped the mansion one day.
Speaker 4: They were staying in a house in Glenory. We were
Speaker 4: you have no idea.
Speaker 2: We were on the back of a whole reserve and
Speaker 2: we escaped into the bush and found a hidden tire
Speaker 2: swing and we used.
Speaker 5: To go and you know what happened.
Speaker 6: And also it just shows how insulent your world becomes,
Speaker 6: because when you think it's that exciting that you found
Speaker 6: a tire sleeping, you know that nothing is really giving.
Speaker 2: One day, so I was always the first person up
Speaker 2: in the mansion. I was outside and I used to
Speaker 2: get in the mornings because I was like, everyone's asleep
Speaker 2: except for the ol packers.
Speaker 5: I used to go out take selfies with our packers.
Speaker 5: I used to take.
Speaker 2: I used to take video footage of the house from
Speaker 2: my own memories. Later maybe the thought one day I said.
Speaker 3: Do you still have the iPod? What happened?
Speaker 7: What happened?
Speaker 2: I would still have it somewhere. But then one day
Speaker 2: I get called in like it's the principal's office. I
Speaker 2: get called in by someone and someone that works there
Speaker 2: saw me.
Speaker 5: They saw me taking selfies with our.
Speaker 3: And you're just.
Speaker 4: Trying to show the outpacker which song you were listening to.
Speaker 4: Bro Bro, That's what I said.
Speaker 2: So they pulled me into the bedroom and they were like, oh,
Speaker 2: I'm real living this strawma now.
Speaker 5: They were like, we saw you. You've got a camera
Speaker 5: and I was like, excuse me.
Speaker 2: They were like, well, we saw you down in the
Speaker 2: bush and it looked like your hand was out. We
Speaker 2: could see that you're taking selfies. I was like, I
Speaker 2: would never do such a thing. I was just dancing
Speaker 2: the packers.
Speaker 6: I am surprised that they didn't find that, because when
Speaker 6: I went into the batch house, they did a big
Speaker 6: sweep of everyone's luggage and they took anything that looked
Speaker 6: a bit suspicious. And I remember one girl having a
Speaker 6: vibrator stolen. So if she got a vibrator taken, I'm
Speaker 6: surprised you got in there.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I had some good hiding spots.
Speaker 3: We'll Ripeter the iPod. Will miss you, iPod, We miss
Speaker 3: your iPods.
Speaker 9: Pull you in twenty two Your Saturday Morning Rid Hockley
Speaker 9: and Laura Ben Big.
Speaker 3: Brother this year, everyone's talking about it. You've got your fans,
Speaker 3: you got your favorites. The favors are back. One of
Speaker 3: them returning are this coming week is Tully from the
Speaker 3: original twenty thirteen season. She joins us now a morning Tully, Hello, Tully,
Speaker 3: Good morning woman.
Speaker 5: Illo Crazy going back into the makes the question specific. No,
Speaker 5: it's been okay, Tully.
Speaker 2: It's been nine years, has it since your first Big
Speaker 2: Brother appearance? Did you ever think you were going to
Speaker 2: go back in and do another Big Brother?
Speaker 8: I want too. I've always been very vocal that I
Speaker 8: would go back if I was asked, And so the
Speaker 8: minute they caught and said would you go back, produces
Speaker 8: actually were like, look, you're obviously gonna need some time
Speaker 8: to think about it, and based off what went out
Speaker 8: last time, and I said, nah, slight me up, why
Speaker 8: not screw it, Let's do it.
Speaker 2: You like, let me just think about it. Yep, I'm
Speaker 2: good to go. My schedule is clear.
Speaker 6: Well, so last time you were very controversial. There was
Speaker 6: a cheating scandal that went on, There was a lot
Speaker 6: that went down in the house.
Speaker 4: Were you going back in this season as a redemption story.
Speaker 6: Were you hoping to kind of like right the wrongs
Speaker 6: of the past, or were you wanting to get in
Speaker 6: there and shake things up again?
Speaker 8: No? No, I wanted my redemption art. God damn it.
Speaker 4: I wanted to go.
Speaker 8: Back on my own two feet as an older, wiser,
Speaker 8: more mature, more grounded thirty four year old and play
Speaker 8: my own game and play it properly this time. That
Speaker 8: was what I wanted to do. So there was quite
Speaker 8: a large six foot two, blue eyed spanner thrown in
Speaker 8: the work bit.
Speaker 5: It was a handsome spanner, wasn't it.
Speaker 8: I mean aged world, I mean I think.
Speaker 4: He's a pretty handsome spanner.
Speaker 6: And for everyone who's listening with the age, we're talking
Speaker 6: about Drew now, Drew is and Drew was in the
Speaker 6: house with Tully back in twenty thirteen, and he's back
Speaker 6: in the house as well.
Speaker 4: What does that feel like?
Speaker 6: Was that something that you were nervous about or were
Speaker 6: you quite excited to see him again?
Speaker 8: No, all, I have a beautiful I have a beautiful
Speaker 8: partner of a year who is just amazing and ten
Speaker 8: times a person and the boyfriend that he ever.
Speaker 4: Was, Wow much take that through.
Speaker 8: Honestly, he's fine. He knows that I've set it through
Speaker 8: his face. He always said he dific got back. He's
Speaker 8: said it publicly multiple times, he said it privately. He's
Speaker 8: always shied away from the show. I thinks he's a
Speaker 8: bit too cool and basically said that no amount of
Speaker 8: money in the world would make him do it again.
Speaker 8: So I was expecting some of the other familiar faces
Speaker 8: like Tim and Reggie, but I would have put my
Speaker 8: life on the fact that he would have said absolutely
Speaker 8: not when they asked him. So it was honestly a
Speaker 8: shock to me.
Speaker 2: Does this make you think and you just said it,
Speaker 2: You just said, he's like all the money in the
Speaker 2: world wouldn't make it. Does this make you think that
Speaker 2: A he got paid a bomb to go back in.
Speaker 8: And look, I've thought about that. But we all chatted,
Speaker 8: and I know how much like my manager hustled hard,
Speaker 8: like this isn't like I'm a celebrity, Get me out
Speaker 8: of here. Where We're going in for a fee, but
Speaker 8: then trying to win money for a charity. We're still
Speaker 8: viable to win a quarter of a million dollars. So
Speaker 8: because of that, we got paid very little, only a
Speaker 8: scoge more than the newbies. So I actually think it
Speaker 8: was more a case that we here in Melbourne, we
Speaker 8: were still in lockdown. We've been in lockdown up to
Speaker 8: lockdown for like two plus years. He got some hospitality,
Speaker 8: so he hadn't been working, He hadn't been doing anything really,
Speaker 8: and I think that the offer came at just the
Speaker 8: right time. He was single. He probably thought, hmm, you know,
Speaker 8: it went well for me last time. The ladies loved me.
Speaker 8: Maybe I can do it again. And so I think
Speaker 8: that's why he went back. He's quite vain, and I
Speaker 8: think maybe he thought he could take it home. Wow,
Speaker 8: and he will maybe he will.
Speaker 6: I was gonna ask you, was there any worry about
Speaker 6: history repeating itself? But with that little recollection of your
Speaker 6: thoughts of Drew, I'm gonna say no, this is.
Speaker 8: A thing like these goddap promos have me looking like
Speaker 8: I'm pining after the guy said less. I wanted him out.
Speaker 8: I wish he was never there in the first place. Like, oh, truly,
Speaker 8: I've moved on. It's been nineties. I've got a lovely
Speaker 8: boyfriend who is just the best. But we've been friends.
Speaker 8: We've been friends for a long time now. Drew's had
Speaker 8: a lot of long term, serious relationships. So we've been
Speaker 8: friends for years in saying that, and you're gonna have
Speaker 8: to him in to see how it goes down. But
Speaker 8: I don't think there is any better therapy than moving
Speaker 8: in with your ex boyfriend, Like any little thing you
Speaker 8: thought you just you know, maybe you know when you
Speaker 8: think about a next relationship and you get those like
Speaker 8: goggles on whit like everything was rosy and everything was great.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, any cozy, rosy memory I had of him
Speaker 8: was completely abolished by living with him, Like I was like,
Speaker 8: you are a moody, broody nacessit. No, he's great.
Speaker 4: Well, Tali, we cannot wait to see you entering the house.
Speaker 7: I mean.
Speaker 4: It's coming. And yeah, good luck with the whole wild
Speaker 4: ride that is big brother.
Speaker 8: Thank you so much, guys, with you.
Speaker 4: I'm going to need it.
Speaker 3: Thanks Tally. We'll talk soon, see Tally.
Speaker 1: Thanks guys. Bye. This is the life on cart Radio
Speaker 1: Show and Laura Ben.
Speaker 3: We know the election is in full swing and elections
Speaker 3: can be a shitty time.
Speaker 5: That'll make sense, It'll be pretty stinky.
Speaker 4: Ah, this is a good punt.
Speaker 6: There's many things that we could talk about about the election,
Speaker 6: but one thing that has come up in the news.
Speaker 6: It happened last Saturday, reported on in the Age, and
Speaker 6: that is maybe I'll just read it for you. It
Speaker 6: was a busload of journalists on the Liberals campaign media
Speaker 6: bus in Perth on last Saturday had to be offloaded
Speaker 6: en mass after a bathroom incident made the vehicle temporarily uninhabitable.
Speaker 6: Well like a spillach, Well, I think it was a toilet, bathroom,
Speaker 6: a thing that might have gone to So basically, an
Speaker 6: entire bus load of journalists were offloaded because somebody did
Speaker 6: an abominable poop.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, surely ran.
Speaker 6: But also I want to know who is the person
Speaker 6: that that decides that the smell is so bad that
Speaker 6: a bus is inhabitable.
Speaker 2: Maybe they didn't think that the pool was the smell.
Speaker 2: Maybe they thought there was a malfunction burning. Yeah, something's
Speaker 2: burning under the bus, and they thought there'd be an explosion.
Speaker 3: It's a really bad poo chemical It can get chemically.
Speaker 5: It depends what you've eaten that day.
Speaker 6: Maybe there is a poss and that's crawled into the
Speaker 6: engine and we need to get everybody off to see
Speaker 6: what has happened there. It does go on to say
Speaker 6: that with a stern warning from the bus driver about
Speaker 6: what the bathroom could be used for in quotation.
Speaker 4: Marks number ones only.
Speaker 6: Did you imagine getting on a bus and the bus
Speaker 6: driver stands up like when you get onto an aeroplane
Speaker 6: and they're like, you know, here are the exits.
Speaker 4: The airbags will fall from the ceiling.
Speaker 6: He says, Now this is a bus, here is the exit,
Speaker 6: and no number twos on this bus.
Speaker 2: That's standard standard European bus travel. You get on the bus,
Speaker 2: they say no number two. So I can't do a
Speaker 2: poo on the bar.
Speaker 3: Have you lost ever? You can't poo on the bus.
Speaker 3: It's unspoken rule.
Speaker 5: Now I did. Anyone that says you can't poo on
Speaker 5: a bus has not had to live a parasite from
Speaker 5: the Amazon jungle. Let me tell you that for free.
Speaker 4: Do you know what I'm really glad I was.
Speaker 3: Never on that.
Speaker 9: Bar Fred Hockley and Laura Ben getting saucy for your
Speaker 9: Saturday morning on.
Speaker 1: A Life on Cut radio show.
Speaker 4: You know what we want to talk about?
Speaker 6: Paris Hilton recently, in an interview, has talked about she's
Speaker 6: got these two little chiu hours, beautiful little.
Speaker 3: She's famous for her dogs. She's had two hours her
Speaker 3: whole career.
Speaker 6: And she treats them like they're her children. She carries
Speaker 6: them around in a little ham I mean, I was
Speaker 6: gonna say she carries them around in a handbag like
Speaker 6: her children. I am yet to carry my kids around
Speaker 6: in a handbag, but they definitely get treated as though
Speaker 6: they are elite puppies. Now she's come out and said
Speaker 6: that they don't like eating dog food at all. So
Speaker 6: she usually just gets uber eats for her dogs, and
Speaker 6: she'll get them hamburgers or fresh meat or chicken or steak.
Speaker 6: And she only feeds her dogs fresh human food.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's ridiculous.
Speaker 5: I sort of get that.
Speaker 2: Like, for example, Delilah, my puppy, she's pretty fussy, Like
Speaker 2: it's pretty hard for her.
Speaker 5: I have I have tried so many foods for her.
Speaker 6: Delilah will eat your shoes. She will eat literal pooh
Speaker 6: off your shoes. And you're gonna tell me that she's
Speaker 6: fussy with.
Speaker 5: Dog She doesn't eat dog food, No, she won't.
Speaker 4: Do you know what? That leads us into our next part.
Speaker 3: There's a reason we bring this up, Britty Hackley, what do.
Speaker 4: We think it's time to talk about your obsession with.
Speaker 3: Delilah staging a staging intervention.
Speaker 4: Pretty Hockley, I would like to only speak.
Speaker 3: When spoken to during the intervention.
Speaker 5: Please, Oh my god, this is so intense.
Speaker 4: What is Delilah's favorite food?
Speaker 2: Well, it depends on what no, the week it is
Speaker 2: she she doesn't mind like a good cut of like
Speaker 2: tea bone steak, and.
Speaker 4: How do you cook said t bone steak?
Speaker 5: Or she likes some fresh beans.
Speaker 2: I usually I feel like I'm betting, really Attackedish I
Speaker 2: air fry her food.
Speaker 5: I air fry Delilah's food.
Speaker 3: And is it true that you requested fry for your dog?
Speaker 2: No, no, same air fry because she she doesn't eat
Speaker 2: dog food.
Speaker 5: She only is human food.
Speaker 3: So it's fine to share it because you also eat
Speaker 3: the same food.
Speaker 5: Yeah she.
Speaker 6: Is it true that when Delilah stayed with a pet
Speaker 6: sitter that you asked the pet sitter to air fry
Speaker 6: all of Delilah's food and also asked her to air
Speaker 6: fry fresh salmon, human grade salmon for the dogs.
Speaker 2: I feel so attacked. Look, okay, mine and technicality here.
Speaker 2: Yes this is true. Yes, but before everyone comes to me,
Speaker 2: not that this makes a difference. But the pet sitter
Speaker 2: was produced a key show love like this is a
Speaker 2: major detail. She loves Delilah and I paid for all
Speaker 2: the food. I didn't ask her to go pay for it.
Speaker 2: But do you want to know something funny, This is
Speaker 2: so funny you're bringing this up right now. Look at
Speaker 2: what I ordered last night on milk Run.
Speaker 3: So she's admitting it last night. Yeah, Laura, she's sending
Speaker 3: you this evidence.
Speaker 6: Do you know what Brittany's emergency purchase was on milk Run?
Speaker 6: She ordered five hundred grams of beef min and also
Speaker 6: five hundred grams of Bennet Street cookie dog.
Speaker 4: This was my last night's older.
Speaker 5: It was an emergency I got. I had the better. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I had the cookie dough and I cooked her up
Speaker 5: some mints. She likes it. She loves it.
Speaker 2: I sent me cook it. She doesn't like it cooked
Speaker 2: all the way through. And then for the tea, I
Speaker 2: mixed some dry food in so she has both.
Speaker 5: But her skin, her coat is very shiny.
Speaker 6: And she's also from the eastern suburbs of Sydney, so
Speaker 6: that's what she expects.
Speaker 5: I had nothing else to spend my money, and I
Speaker 5: have no one else to love. Guys, let me love it.
Speaker 3: I just wanted to tell you because we love you.
Speaker 4: Oh dear. I think it's gone too far, but clearly
Speaker 4: not far enough.
Speaker 5: No regret.
Speaker 9: The Life Uncut Radio and Laura Burn.
Speaker 3: Flash up week flash on she was at the fashion
Speaker 3: Week this week.
Speaker 6: I was at the fashion week this week. I went
Speaker 6: to one single show on Monday. Britt came with me,
Speaker 6: so did Maddie Ja.
Speaker 3: Guys looked great as per Instagram.
Speaker 6: We got we were wearing an all black matching ensembles,
Speaker 6: and we kind of looked like we belong in the
Speaker 6: Adams family.
Speaker 5: But we were going We all turned up and look
Speaker 5: like we're going to a funeral. Not fashion is dead.
Speaker 3: Did you see that three sixty video of you all
Speaker 3: looked like you're at the red carpet?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, we had a pretty great tie on that thing.
Speaker 6: You know what, though, So fashion Week it's a weird
Speaker 6: one because on Instagram it looks like looks very high brow.
Speaker 6: Everyone's so polished, and everyone goes there and gets their
Speaker 6: Instagram influence of photos, and it's underground.
Speaker 3: It's like in these concrete bunkers.
Speaker 2: Underground, and well it's not underground, but it's just it's
Speaker 2: in the Diustria urban cool girl vibe to it right,
Speaker 2: it's a very cool event, and not when we're invited.
Speaker 5: We are not cool enough to be a turn in us.
Speaker 6: So we went and after the show, the show goes
Speaker 6: about seven minutes, and afterwards, you there's this like bar
Speaker 6: set up there where you can go and you get
Speaker 6: a few drinks and get a cheese board and everything.
Speaker 6: And we went there to get a few drinks. I
Speaker 6: had a wristband, which meant that we were supposed to
Speaker 6: get a few free drinks.
Speaker 5: It's late at night, mind you. Let's just put the
Speaker 5: time of the day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was about nine, and it was the two
Speaker 3: you and your partner Mat d J.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, third wheliness per yeah yeah.
Speaker 9: No.
Speaker 6: We're used to having brit As like our little third
Speaker 6: person that comes to a little child. And so we
Speaker 6: went up to the bar to order some drinks and
Speaker 6: some food and they'd stop food service. They'd stop food
Speaker 6: service quite a while earlier, like before the first show.
Speaker 6: And Matt, who's with me, Like Matt is the person
Speaker 6: who gets so angry and if he doesn't eat when
Speaker 6: he needs to eat.
Speaker 4: All help breaks loose.
Speaker 6: So Matt asked him if they had any food left
Speaker 6: and they said to purchase and they said no, they
Speaker 6: were all done.
Speaker 4: The food service was finished for the night.
Speaker 6: But on the side of the bar was this box,
Speaker 6: like a cheeseboard box that have been sitting there. And
Speaker 6: Matt was like, oh, what about that cheeseboard box? And
Speaker 6: the woman at the bar turns around and she says, oh, sorry,
Speaker 6: that was actually ordered by somebody else, like at six
Speaker 6: pm or five pm, but they didn't come and collect it.
Speaker 6: I mean, like, you can't really have it. I also
Speaker 6: wouldn't recommend eating it. And Matt was like, oh, but
Speaker 6: can I have it? And she was like, well, you can,
Speaker 6: but it's been sitting out there for six hours. And
Speaker 6: he was like, so I can eat this and she's
Speaker 6: like yes, but I'm telling you it's been there for
Speaker 6: six What does Matt do in front of everyone, opens
Speaker 6: it up, start serving himself some bits of cold dead
Speaker 6: bree eating it.
Speaker 5: I think you're missing a crucial bit of information here.
Speaker 5: I don't know if you witnessed this.
Speaker 2: Matt didn't open that box fresh. That box had been
Speaker 2: opened and people had already eaten some of the cheese.
Speaker 4: This was what was left over for.
Speaker 6: The bree I thought that it was a box of
Speaker 6: someone's cheese that hadn't been collected, so you know, somebody
Speaker 6: box of someone's cheese.
Speaker 5: That was like, I've had enough.
Speaker 4: I can't finish the box.
Speaker 2: And Matt was like, well I am here, not all
Speaker 2: heroes where capes.
Speaker 4: I will finish his cheese.
Speaker 6: Boll Not only did he stand at the bar and
Speaker 6: eat some of the cheese, he then picked the box
Speaker 6: up and brought it over to the table and we
Speaker 6: all ate some.
Speaker 3: Well, did tell you we paid for it? Go hey, girls, show.
Speaker 4: No, we saw. We were there for the whole thing.
Speaker 2: We witnessed the theft. And then I, of course, I
Speaker 2: was very hungry too. I was fading away, so I
Speaker 2: started to eat some cheese. Now Laura is having a
Speaker 2: dig at both Matt and I can't believe you guys
Speaker 2: are eating that. How embarrassing. People are looking at us.
Speaker 2: Matt and I look at each other. We're like, we
Speaker 2: give it ten minutes. That's what we said. Ten minutes later,
Speaker 2: I was like, all right, I'll have the cheese, so
Speaker 2: we ate it.
Speaker 6: I waited until no what he could be could even
Speaker 6: think that maybe it wasn't our cheese, So anyone passing
Speaker 6: by was like, oh, they definitely bought our cheese, and
Speaker 6: then then I helped myself to it. But the thing
Speaker 6: that was so embarrassing was this all happened and then
Speaker 6: we found out that the waitress who was serving us
Speaker 6: was actually somebody who was a dedicated Life on Cut listener, and.
Speaker 4: Now she knows that where it's scabby three to oh
Speaker 4: that stole cheese?
Speaker 3: How did you find out? How did you? How did
Speaker 3: you work that out?
Speaker 4: She sent us a message. So here it is.
Speaker 6: Slid saw you scabs at the fashion She slid into
Speaker 6: the DMS at Life on Cut podcasts and she wrote this.
Speaker 6: We do a segment on the podcast which is called
Speaker 6: Confessionals where people writeing and they they tell us their.
Speaker 5: Secrets, they resolve their sin.
Speaker 4: Showed this confessional.
Speaker 6: I was working at Australian Fashion Week twenty twenty two
Speaker 6: and I saw Maddie, j Britt and Laura tuck into
Speaker 6: some hours old cheese ps.
Speaker 4: They were also huge tippers. Oh we're not We didn't
Speaker 4: tip anything.
Speaker 5: I don't think you're supposed to here in this country.
Speaker 5: Did we tip for the old food?
Speaker 4: How embarrassing?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 3: I mean like you just checked to your broach. You're
Speaker 3: there right? It was fashion work. Why do you have
Speaker 3: a boot?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm proud to say that I don't waste food.
Speaker 2: Let's just say that.
Speaker 4: No, it was fashion wee, no one else was eating there.
Speaker 3: Let's be real true.
Speaker 6: Ask every week on Life on Cut on the podcast,
Speaker 6: so we do an episode called Ask Uncut and is
Speaker 6: where you guys write in your deep, dark and burning
Speaker 6: questions and we have a cracker to play for you today.
Speaker 7: Hey, girls, I have a bit of a dilemma for
Speaker 7: you both. So I'm getting married in five months. Yeah,
Speaker 7: but I invited my boss to the wedding more out
Speaker 7: of a respect kind of obligation type of thing. I
Speaker 7: worked with her for two years, but we weren't necessarily close,
Speaker 7: Like we wouldn't really hang out at outside of work.
Speaker 7: But obviously I would see her every day in the office.
Speaker 7: She actually just left the company. Now I'm wondering if
Speaker 7: it's too late to uninvite her to my wedding or not.
Speaker 7: I don't think I'm really going to see her much now,
Speaker 7: So is it too late?
Speaker 6: Oh what an awkward email that is to say?
Speaker 2: Or is the one getting married here? What would you
Speaker 2: uninvite someone Laura, if it depends like you hadn't connected
Speaker 2: with them in a while or chat it or I.
Speaker 6: Think it depends on how far down the path you are, Like,
Speaker 6: is the wedding in two weeks time? Or is it
Speaker 6: in two years time? Like when is the wedding? Maybe
Speaker 6: if the wedding is very soon, it's just too late
Speaker 6: and you have.
Speaker 4: To just kind of wear it.
Speaker 6: But if the wedding is like not for sort of
Speaker 6: six months or eight months or whatever it is, you
Speaker 6: could probably even send an email and be like, oh
Speaker 6: the plans have changed, I'll send you an update.
Speaker 4: And then never send the updates.
Speaker 3: I'd probably just.
Speaker 5: Say you broke up.
Speaker 2: Just say the wedding is off, don't I'm not hopefully
Speaker 2: you have no like connecting friends.
Speaker 5: I will find out.
Speaker 6: I'm pretty sure the boss probably follows her on Instagram.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna say that that's a terrible, terrible life.
Speaker 1: La.
Speaker 3: Do you feel pressure to invite bosses to your wedding?
Speaker 3: Your upcoming wedding?
Speaker 4: I mean, I don't.
Speaker 3: She's I'm going to invite you guys.
Speaker 5: Where close as it gets to a boss.
Speaker 6: It is tricky, isn't it. I think, like I'm I
Speaker 6: find there's a really hard one. I think if you've
Speaker 6: already invited them just to save yourself the awkwardness, that
Speaker 6: you kind of have to go through with it. But
Speaker 6: if the wedding is not for quite a while, or
Speaker 6: you could potentially lean into COVID, like if it's been
Speaker 6: rescheduled a couple of times and some of the details
Speaker 6: are still ambiguous, then I think maybe you can pull
Speaker 6: the pin. But if it's too far gone unfortunately, just
Speaker 6: put them at the back in a photo that you're
Speaker 6: never going to see and forget about that.
Speaker 3: Of the gift. Think of the gift.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, say really uncomfortable.
Speaker 5: I'm like, this is my worst nightmare.
Speaker 6: You know how most people send out invitations and they
Speaker 6: say your presence is all the presents that we need.
Speaker 6: And it's like you can send her invite and say
Speaker 6: please bring gift. Yes, at least then you get something
Speaker 6: out of it. Anyway, if you have a question that
Speaker 6: you want to write in to the DMS, if you
Speaker 6: want to be on next week's ask on Cut, have
Speaker 6: us answer and give you some terrible advice slide.
Speaker 5: I don't even know what advice we gave that. I'll
Speaker 5: be like, you go to the wedding or you don't.
Speaker 6: I think the advice there is like, I think it's
Speaker 6: a bit far gone. I think she has to go
Speaker 6: to the wedding to get the gift, unless you can
Speaker 6: come up with a good enough excuse she's coming to
Speaker 6: your wedding.
Speaker 5: Just say it's a wishing well with a minimum spend.
Speaker 9: Fred Hockley and Laura Ben getting saucy for your Saturday
Speaker 9: Morning on a.
Speaker 1: Life on Cut radio shows.
Speaker 3: It's something that it's right at the end of the show,
Speaker 3: it's been.
Speaker 6: At Mitch has been telling us about a big swinging
Speaker 6: secret he wants to share with us.
Speaker 3: Don't it's been a long show. It's been a big
Speaker 3: What a big show, isn't it?
Speaker 2: Big big show, big, big round, solid show, circular, SYD cylindrical, cylindrical, Yeah,
Speaker 2: a big shape show.
Speaker 3: Be respectful. There is a video that's going viral on
Speaker 3: Twitter right now. The actor Jesse Wesley Williams. They call
Speaker 3: him Jesse Williams. He's an American actor. He was in
Speaker 3: a great anatomy, played doctor Jackson. He's got beautiful blue eyes.
Speaker 5: He is straight fire.
Speaker 4: He is such an attractive man.
Speaker 3: Yes, he's forty years old. One hundred and five centimeters
Speaker 3: six foot one. It's just for all the details, I
Speaker 3: want you to picture this one.
Speaker 4: Sorry. What's his star sign?
Speaker 3: Is the one thing I don't have? But his favorite
Speaker 3: color is purple. Anyway. He's currently starring in the Broadway
Speaker 3: play Take Me Out, alongside a Jesse Tayler Ferguson from
Speaker 3: Modern Family. So it's a really big deal. Now. You know,
Speaker 3: when you go to the theater, right, you get your
Speaker 3: phone's taken off your you turn them on sil and
Speaker 3: you put them away. It's not theaterretic it to take
Speaker 3: your phones.
Speaker 4: Out in film in the moment.
Speaker 3: However, there is a nude scene in this play where
Speaker 3: Jesse stands underneath a shower like a prop shower and
Speaker 3: he actually gets wet. Is butt naked?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 5: And can other people got?
Speaker 3: Someone front row has secretly whipped their phone out because
Speaker 3: they were gobsmacked, almost literally by what they saw in
Speaker 3: front of them. People are very impressed by his endowment's packaging.
Speaker 5: Wow, see proper full frontal noodle.
Speaker 6: We haven't seen the photo or the video of his
Speaker 6: swinging shalong.
Speaker 3: So please look to the sixty inch TV that is
Speaker 3: behind me. I'm going to get it up on the screen.
Speaker 3: I'm going to press play and just enjoy the photo
Speaker 3: of Jesse Williams. This is the footage.
Speaker 9: Oh my.
Speaker 4: Too much?
Speaker 5: No, not enough?
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, it has to be a prosthetic.
Speaker 5: Did he just slap?
Speaker 3: It slapped?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 6: What Mixterury has just put free TV is a very big,
Speaker 6: very muscular man who looks like he's shaved his entire
Speaker 6: genital area and it's a swinging That man is definitely
Speaker 6: not I'm hoping he's not.
Speaker 4: A grower and he's already a shower.
Speaker 3: Put it that way.
Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, what play is this? That's why I
Speaker 5: know are they still tickets?
Speaker 3: It's because take me out, get this, get this. Tickets
Speaker 3: have completely sold the house since this went viral online.
Speaker 3: But he's come out and say because we're not objectifying.
Speaker 6: Well, I was going to say, I have a question, like,
Speaker 6: I mean, is this is this against being disseminated?
Speaker 4: Against his wheel? Like you know, we eliminated? Was that
Speaker 4: the word when people distributed? Distributed?
Speaker 3: That works works? Yeah? Yeah, it's a word. It's a word. Listen,
Speaker 3: she's flabbing by what she's just seen. The words have
Speaker 3: been taken from her mouth Jesse's come out and said
Speaker 3: that it's a body. Once you see it, you realize whatever,
Speaker 3: it's just a body. He kind of likes it. He does.
Speaker 3: Just get over it.
Speaker 4: I mean, if you look like that had been too
Speaker 4: upset around this internet.
Speaker 5: It's not just a body, Jesse. This is an exceptional special.
Speaker 3: He loves it. He's very he's happy, and there's memes online.
Speaker 3: People are of course joking clubs.
Speaker 5: He probably leaked in himself right out there.
Speaker 4: Oh god, I hope he doesn't slip that too many
Speaker 4: places anyway.
Speaker 3: Moral of the story, girls, if you want more listeners,
Speaker 3: we're gonna get boobs.
Speaker 5: Out, all right, We're going to do start Mitchy.
Speaker 7: All right.
Speaker 4: Well, guys, on that note, it's been a bloody great show.
Speaker 3: Been a big show.
Speaker 6: It's been a big throbbing show. Too far anyway, never
Speaker 6: far enough.
Speaker 3: What's on the Life One Cup podcast this week?
Speaker 1: Yeah, guys, tune in.
Speaker 2: You heard a snippet earlier we had Jess map We
Speaker 2: had a snippet of Jess Malboy. She is on the
Speaker 2: podcast this Tuesday, Tuesday morning, bright and early. It will
Speaker 2: be in your podcast feed. And we talked to her
Speaker 2: about a whole bunch of stuff.
Speaker 6: And we have loved doing this show. I love my
Speaker 6: Saturday mornings with you, Mitch.
Speaker 3: It's good fun.
Speaker 5: I reckon you really love it so much because you
Speaker 5: get to eat two pies before.
Speaker 4: Eleven and I get away from my children for two hours.
Speaker 3: Jesse Williams on a big screen. What a tree, guys,
Speaker 3: I see it.
Speaker 2: Don't forget to tell your mum, to your dad, tell you,
Speaker 2: dont tell your friends and shared a love because wello lolah, Mitch,
Speaker 2: you have.
Speaker 5: To a fast on.
Speaker 4: We'll be back next week, said okay.
Speaker 9: Can you sending you the live on Cut Radio show
Speaker 9: with Freed Hockley and Laura Ben.
Speaker 1: Hear it in the catch up podcast on iHeartRadio