WEBVTT - MINI: Black Eye

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to them, Christian not conn Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>How did you get a black eye? That's where I

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<v Speaker 2>want to hear this morning after my mum slipped off

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<v Speaker 2>the weekend. The few glass of rose. Here, I on

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<v Speaker 2>a garden gnome. What have verny British accident to happen

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<v Speaker 2>as well? Sick garden nome? I think you all think

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<v Speaker 2>that every busher person's home guard and those garden nomes

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<v Speaker 2>and that so a Midsummer murders ninety four one four

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<v Speaker 2>one oh four three. Robin, good morning.

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<v Speaker 3>Good morning, Christian. How are you?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm good, Robin, So tell us how did you get

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<v Speaker 2>your black eye?

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<v Speaker 3>I got my black eye walking my dog?

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<v Speaker 2>Byy What happened?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I've got a golden lab, so every everyone and

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<v Speaker 3>every animal she meets is her friend and a potential playmate.

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<v Speaker 2>The beautiful dogs. I love labs.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, she is. She's so friendly, A bit too

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<v Speaker 3>friendly in this case, because I was walking her on

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<v Speaker 3>my left side and unbeknownst to me, on the other

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<v Speaker 3>the road. I was literally only like one hundred meters

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<v Speaker 3>from home, and on the other side of the road

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<v Speaker 3>there was a dog standing there and my dog decided

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<v Speaker 3>it was time to play. So she just decides to

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<v Speaker 3>run in front of me, and she's on the lead.

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<v Speaker 3>Of course, she just decides to run in front of me,

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<v Speaker 3>and I didn't realize, and my legs got and I

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<v Speaker 3>was hanging on to her with both hands so that

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<v Speaker 3>she wouldn't cross the road, and my legs got caught

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<v Speaker 3>up in the lead, and then I went and went

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<v Speaker 3>crash off my forehead, not one, not one, but two

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<v Speaker 3>black eyes.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh God, that's a nightmare. What it looks it was?

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<v Speaker 3>It was. I literally it's wondering did knock me out?

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<v Speaker 3>Because I literally had to just sit there on the

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<v Speaker 3>pavement for a couple of minutes before I could actually

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<v Speaker 3>stand up again.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow, that is it was.

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<v Speaker 3>It was a doozy and I had a swollen nose

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<v Speaker 3>and everything that I recognized me.

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<v Speaker 2>Your nose puffs up and everything, get everything.

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<v Speaker 5>I know.

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<v Speaker 3>It was a real doozy.

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<v Speaker 2>And then you tell people, right, oh yeah yeah, the

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<v Speaker 2>dog people go yeah, Robin, thank you very much. She called,

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<v Speaker 2>have a good.

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<v Speaker 3>Day, worry you too much?

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<v Speaker 4>Ash?

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<v Speaker 2>Good morning, Ash? What happened? How do you get the

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<v Speaker 2>black eye?

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<v Speaker 6>A long story short, I had COVID and I didn't

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<v Speaker 6>want to waste my time being stuck at home, so

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<v Speaker 6>I thought i'd paint the side of the house. Issue is,

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<v Speaker 6>we're currently building a deck down that side of the

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<v Speaker 6>house and it's all just joyce and bearers, so it's

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<v Speaker 6>quite the tripping hazard. I was a bit dizzy and

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<v Speaker 6>I just didn't leave my foot high enough and my

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<v Speaker 6>body intermented on my cheek on one of the joys.

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<v Speaker 6>My cheek, and I'll be quite a black art.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know what? You know? I had COVID and

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<v Speaker 2>I tell you what, there was no paint in the

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<v Speaker 2>side of the house. I don't think it's part of

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<v Speaker 2>the sort of recovery program issue by well stained ors

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<v Speaker 2>isolate and you paint your houses. Nothing asen there any

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<v Speaker 2>of that. Sorry, the phone playing up there, Jeremy's on

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<v Speaker 2>the line, Jessu by Christian. Good morning Jeremy, And how

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<v Speaker 2>did you get your black eye?

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<v Speaker 7>Mate playing kicked the kick Well, I was out the

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<v Speaker 7>back kipping the foot and had to sit on My

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<v Speaker 7>mate went up to the hangar and closed line the

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<v Speaker 7>clothes line.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, oh crooky, you're lucky you didn't get real

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<v Speaker 2>real damage.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh. I had fourteen stitchers, seven on the inside the

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<v Speaker 7>sould for one and seven on your hair tie.

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<v Speaker 2>More stitches than the sharing. Did you get the most morning?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you get the mark?

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<v Speaker 7>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>I could well do.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian Connor Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>My mum actually gave usself a black art the weekend,

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<v Speaker 2>tripped over and hit her eye on a garden gnome.

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<v Speaker 2>We've now raided the hand of Marbera sound effects. So

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<v Speaker 2>whatever story you've got about how you gave yourself a

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<v Speaker 2>black eye, I've got five different options that would choose

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<v Speaker 2>that I think is appropriate for whatever your story is.

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<v Speaker 2>All right? Who we got here? Young Christopher's on the line,

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<v Speaker 2>junior listener? Hello Christopher?

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<v Speaker 4>Hi? When I was six or seven?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, a couple of years ago. And how old are

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<v Speaker 2>you now? Christopher?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm ten?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay? And uh and you're getting ready for school?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>And mom and dad make you listen to the show?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you choose to listen to us?

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<v Speaker 4>When I first heard it, I really enjoyed it. So

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<v Speaker 4>now whenever we go to school we listen to it.

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<v Speaker 2>That was off cold a bit on us, but it's

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<v Speaker 2>good to know that we're all good. Me and you?

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<v Speaker 2>All right? So carry on? Couplees you about six or seven?

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<v Speaker 2>And what happened.

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<v Speaker 4>I saw a kid jump down close to the piano

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<v Speaker 4>and walk off in school, in the drama class or

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<v Speaker 4>my old school. Ye, and I said, hmm, I want

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<v Speaker 4>to do that. So I was going to jump down,

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<v Speaker 4>but I tripped on the curtains, so my head went forward,

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<v Speaker 4>and but my body stayed the same and I hit

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<v Speaker 4>my forehead on the piano.

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<v Speaker 6>School.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, that would have really hurt. Did you

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<v Speaker 2>see story.

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<v Speaker 4>I got a big hematoma and.

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<v Speaker 6>I got two black eyes. I looked like a zombie.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, a little zombie zombie. Christopher, God, bet that hurt, right.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. And then the funny The funny part is I

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<v Speaker 4>was I had to pick my sister up from.

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<v Speaker 2>School the school drop the car from.

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<v Speaker 4>Year five we went to the same school and said, oh,

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<v Speaker 4>I got a hematoma. And then one of the year

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<v Speaker 4>five says, what does that mean?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, good, good question. It's a very big word, isn't

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<v Speaker 2>it hematoma?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>And even the year five teacher was impressed.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, I bet that teacher didn't even know what

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<v Speaker 2>a hematoma was. No, you do, Oh they did that.

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<v Speaker 2>That's good. Yeah. And Christopher, is Thursday a good day

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<v Speaker 2>at school for you? What do you what do you

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<v Speaker 2>look forward to on a Thursday? What have you got?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm well, it's casual closed day today.

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<v Speaker 2>I always used to think there's a lot of pressure

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<v Speaker 2>with that, aren't they to get your best outfit?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I go where are you going with jeans? T shirt?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm wearing a I'm wearing a Golden State Warriors T shirt?

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<v Speaker 4>And uh, this gets the global leaders like vote on

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<v Speaker 4>a fundraiser to do so you bring money and I'm

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<v Speaker 4>a global leader, so but I missed one of them meetings.

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<v Speaker 2>You are kicking goals in life. You're nine years of age.

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<v Speaker 2>You're a global leader. Your adult life is going to

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<v Speaker 2>be an anti climax, no heats, no more global. You've

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<v Speaker 2>conquered the world at nine global.

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<v Speaker 4>It's it's not a very big deal. We just done.

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<v Speaker 2>You're so modest.

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<v Speaker 4>We just say, oh, which fundraiser would anybody like to do?

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<v Speaker 4>And we vote on it and that's basically it.

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<v Speaker 2>You sound like a very kind hearted young man. I

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<v Speaker 2>hoe you raise some good money today.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right. You have a good day. Hey, Christophy, you

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<v Speaker 2>call the show whenever you want, got it, got it all?

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<v Speaker 2>Good bye bye now, Danny, good morning.

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<v Speaker 5>Good morning, calling from Tasmonia. I've got a great little story.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello about where about Santasi.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm in northern Tasmona. I've been long system I.

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<v Speaker 2>Haven't been there. I've been to Hobart and I really

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<v Speaker 2>want to go up there, especially beautiful. I love tasman

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<v Speaker 2>It's stunning.

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<v Speaker 5>The wineries are amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>You've got me. I'm leaving in and out. How did

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<v Speaker 2>you get that?

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<v Speaker 7>Sorry? Was that?

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<v Speaker 2>How do you get your black eye?

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<v Speaker 1>So?

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<v Speaker 5>I had a retail meinswear store, and the regular customer

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<v Speaker 5>came in and I'm served this actuluente China, And I said,

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<v Speaker 5>what happened to mate? And he said, well, on the weekend,

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<v Speaker 5>I went fishing, and he said, a bit of trout fishing,

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<v Speaker 5>and you know those ball sinkers that are on the

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<v Speaker 5>end of your fishing line. You know, the whole obviously,

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<v Speaker 5>the whole debating. He got a snag on a rock

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<v Speaker 5>and then he said, I just yanked it really hard

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<v Speaker 5>and flew back and it actually went in between the

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<v Speaker 5>bridge of his nose and the back of his eye.

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<v Speaker 5>I went actually in behind his eye. I know.

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<v Speaker 4>It was terrible.

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<v Speaker 5>Anyway, he said, because he was by himself, he didn't

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<v Speaker 5>want to pull it out because he didn't know what

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<v Speaker 5>damage he was going.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like something about Mary.

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<v Speaker 4>Isn't it is? It is?

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<v Speaker 5>So he had to drive to the emergency ward with

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<v Speaker 5>the fishing lines and the rod in his hand.

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<v Speaker 2>Story, how was he driving like that?

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<v Speaker 3>I know it was.

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<v Speaker 5>I just could not. I could not believe.

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<v Speaker 6>I actually didn't believe it.

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<v Speaker 5>But he showed me where he went into the emergency

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<v Speaker 5>Vegon and I didn't do any damage. It was amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so lucky Danny.

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<v Speaker 5>You can imagine me now, Christian, when I go fishing on.

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<v Speaker 2>Danny. Great story. Thank you very much for giving us

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<v Speaker 2>a call.

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<v Speaker 4>No worries.

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<v Speaker 1>So Christian Connell's show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Some amazing stories about how you gave yourself or how

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<v Speaker 2>you got a black eye this morning. Jenny Hello, Jenny hey, Christian,

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<v Speaker 2>thank you very much for waiting the other side of

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<v Speaker 2>the news. So desperately want to hear your story. So

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<v Speaker 2>how did you get your black eye?

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<v Speaker 8>So many years ago in the eighties, we were camping

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<v Speaker 8>up the coast one summer and we stopped a roadside

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<v Speaker 8>camp place near the highway. So very young, having a

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<v Speaker 8>great time, drinks flowing freely, and something hit me in

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<v Speaker 8>the eye, didn't think too.

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<v Speaker 5>Much of it.

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<v Speaker 8>Woke up the next morning in the tent, but I

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<v Speaker 8>was all swollen, bruised, black cass and I found out

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<v Speaker 8>a few days later in my so finally meet it

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<v Speaker 8>that some of the guys were throwing eggs at the

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<v Speaker 8>passing trucks. I'm in the weirs of the morning and

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<v Speaker 8>one of the eggsplanded in my eye. The trips I

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<v Speaker 8>wore sunglasses too hard.

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<v Speaker 5>My black eye.

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<v Speaker 8>Moment, but with a very good camping.

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<v Speaker 2>Trip response like I so someone threw an egg at you?

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<v Speaker 8>Yes, and could have possibly bring my sister one of

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<v Speaker 8>my friends.

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<v Speaker 2>With a friendly fire. Jenny, thank you very much you called.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know what I love hearing stories about things

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<v Speaker 2>that get thrown at people. I don't know what it is,

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<v Speaker 2>It's just a funny idea. Is this someone throwing someone

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<v Speaker 2>in the eye. Let's now actually use Jenny's story what

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<v Speaker 2>got thrown at you? I remember about fifteen years ago

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<v Speaker 2>the radio station i'd worked for, they asked me to

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<v Speaker 2>come on host their sales awards. Do right, and it

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<v Speaker 2>was like up in Scotland. So I was flowing up

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<v Speaker 2>there and they said, hey, listen, really go for it,

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<v Speaker 2>really take the mickey out the managers, because then their

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<v Speaker 2>teammates would love that. So telling me that's like red

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<v Speaker 2>rag to ball, So I like, okay, I'll really unload

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<v Speaker 2>on the anyway doing this god awful gig. I'm really

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<v Speaker 2>it's not going very well. They're just like talking amongst themselves.

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<v Speaker 2>They've been drinking all day and you're just in this

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<v Speaker 2>this room with them. There's no stage or anything. And

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<v Speaker 2>one of the one of the ladies there, one of

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<v Speaker 2>the team leaders, she literally had some strange suit on

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<v Speaker 2>and it looked like she was just come straight from

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<v Speaker 2>a production of Bugsy Malone. So I was mentioned that

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<v Speaker 2>isn't a great hot bugsy MALONEA tonight all of her

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<v Speaker 2>teammates go. She looks at them. They're sat around tables

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<v Speaker 2>where they've been eating, and they've got like desserted on them.

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<v Speaker 2>She picks up a cake. I'm not joking about it.

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<v Speaker 2>You would have loved it. She picks up, comes at me,

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<v Speaker 2>throws the gut out at me because she's like hammered

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<v Speaker 2>right heckle by cake.

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