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Speaker 1: This is the Will and Woody.

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Speaker 2: Podcast, joined by Nate Valvo. Right now, now, this is

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Speaker 2: some of the worst time in the world.

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Speaker 3: Obviously a comedian, sanate comedian.

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Speaker 2: You've been dying for a fully fledged run at the

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Speaker 2: Melbourne Comedy Festival.

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Speaker 3: Haven't ever been able to perform for a very long time?

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Speaker 3: You get I'm not laughing, Yes you are.

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Speaker 4: I heard it.

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Speaker 5: I heard the giggle.

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Speaker 3: You get COVID.

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Speaker 4: It's actually it's punishment because I have how arrogant I was.

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Speaker 4: I didn't get it, one of those people, the swagger

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Speaker 4: in my step two and a half years of no cove.

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Speaker 4: I was like, and you know what, I judged you

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Speaker 4: if you got it. I was like, well, you're an idiot,

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Speaker 4: You're not as good as me.

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Speaker 6: And there we go.

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Speaker 1: Do you know who the copra was, Nathan or the night?

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Speaker 1: The night where you got it?

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Speaker 4: Look, I don't know if you've ever been to any

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Speaker 4: of my shows, but I open mouth kissed hundreds of

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Speaker 4: people every It's a very personal way of saying thank

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Speaker 4: you for coming to both doors. I actually line everyone

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Speaker 4: up on the way out, and it's just because I'm

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Speaker 4: half Italian and what we do. I don't know who knows.

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Speaker 7: It's pretty far.

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Speaker 4: I'm sure everyone's listening to your show right now, people

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Speaker 4: that have had it. You try and do a little

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Speaker 4: little CSI COVID on your little week you're trying to

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Speaker 4: you try and figure out who it was. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 4: you know who knows. But still good, We're all good

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Speaker 4: to go down.

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Speaker 1: Your boyfriend has your boyfriend?

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Speaker 8: He did not?

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Speaker 4: He has so far, so good. We did that. We

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Speaker 4: pulled the lever of the pretending we've had a domestic

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Speaker 4: argument and we hate each other, so we've just been

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Speaker 4: at a different ends of the house, separate bed droops and.

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Speaker 3: Has been Has it been damaging?

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Speaker 2: Have you been tempted to sneak out for a conjugal

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Speaker 2: visit or something like that?

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Speaker 3: Mask To be.

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Speaker 4: Fair, we've been separated all week and it's the happiest

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Speaker 4: I've ever seen in eight years. So I don't know

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Speaker 4: what that says.

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Speaker 1: Do you send pictures to each other?

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Speaker 9: Sorry too personal question, but if you're in different rooms, yeah,

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Speaker 9: intimacy with the some nudes being sent.

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Speaker 4: This is why I don't send nudes because back in

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Speaker 4: the day, when I used to travel a lot, we

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Speaker 4: were we would do to the WhatsApp communication You know,

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Speaker 4: you don't want to clog up your phone memory. So

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Speaker 4: then parents and aunties and uncles come along and start

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Speaker 4: all these family WhatsApp groups, which.

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Speaker 10: Happened to a lot of us.

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Speaker 4: A couple of years ago. And so now when I

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Speaker 4: open my WhatsApp, if I make a millimeter of a mistake,

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Speaker 4: that pick is going to a family WhatsApp group message

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Speaker 4: resisting people in it. Yeah, so we've stopped out of safety.

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Speaker 1: That's smart. That's why I sent neudes to my dematologist once.

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Speaker 1: I think you appreciated, I mean.

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Speaker 4: Did he give you Did he say well we can

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Speaker 4: fix that.

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Speaker 9: No, he just managed to spot a mole on my appendage,

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Speaker 9: which means he pinched and zerns, which.

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Speaker 11: I've heard.

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Speaker 4: I've heard that about you.

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Speaker 3: Really it's getting around, is it?

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Speaker 2: We've got more with Nath right up next, Nith Valvo

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Speaker 2: who joins us on the phone. Right now, Now, Naith,

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Speaker 2: I've heard in your show is a big bit about

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Speaker 2: or you wanted to be a film star, and then

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Speaker 2: the closest you get to it is a bit.

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Speaker 3: Part on a soap show. Can you explain that to Well?

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Speaker 4: The words you're looking for is inspiration and I am

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Speaker 4: an inspiration for millions of people across the world, and

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Speaker 4: basically the show. You will leave very enlightened when you

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Speaker 4: come to my show because I speak it out. The

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Speaker 4: secret to happiness. Who doesn't want to be happy?

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 4: The secret to happiness, my friends, is to lower your expectation.

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Speaker 4: So do I want to be a movie star?

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Speaker 6: Yes?

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Speaker 4: Am I one?

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Speaker 7: No?

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Speaker 4: Did I play unconscious hospital patient once on an episode

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Speaker 4: of Neighbors? Yes? Your expectations?

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Speaker 9: Did you ever find out your character's backstory? You know

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Speaker 9: why he was unconscious?

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Speaker 3: Name?

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Speaker 4: When you're a background artist is what we call it.

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Speaker 4: If you have an arts degree, you don't know who

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Speaker 4: you're going to be to the day you arrive on

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Speaker 4: the sets to drive out to the influenced Nunna Wadding

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Speaker 4: set here in Melbourne, and your Melbourne listeners will know

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Speaker 4: Wobby's world, our past, Wobby's world. And the director lined

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Speaker 4: you up and they just like cast you there.

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Speaker 3: On the all the sport so it's like, you know,

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Speaker 3: isn't it so sorry?

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Speaker 9: He got one look at you and goes perfect unconscious

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Speaker 9: hospital that looks so sick?

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Speaker 4: He said, can you lie down and close your eyes

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Speaker 4: for a minute? And I said, anything for the part. No,

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Speaker 4: I'm kidding, So I didn't know to the day I

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Speaker 4: got to and I got to do a scene. By

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Speaker 4: the way, this toad dish Rebecca.

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Speaker 3: Wow, the one?

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Speaker 4: And I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, did nithe

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Speaker 4: track down the footage of this scene from ten years ago?

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Speaker 4: While you'll have to come and see my show to

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Speaker 4: find out.

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Speaker 1: Wow?

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Speaker 5: What?

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Speaker 9: But we're just saying, I mean, the toad fish, you

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Speaker 9: just brought him up. There would he be someone who's

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Speaker 9: an inspiration to you? Given the heights?

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Speaker 4: Who isn't a toad fish and inspiration for But when

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Speaker 4: you hear those rumors about when people are background artists

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Speaker 4: you get told that you're not allowed to speak to

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Speaker 4: the actors. It's really true. Like you arrive on the

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Speaker 4: set and you're told you're not allowed to speak to them.

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Speaker 4: You've got to go and eat from a different table. Wow,

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Speaker 4: it's all like that. But then you get there and

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Speaker 4: they're like the nicest people ever, and all they want

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Speaker 4: to do is chat.

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Speaker 1: That's lovely. I'm a chin wag with Harold?

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Speaker 11: Why not?

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Speaker 1: Well, n this might excite you, mate, So definitely a.

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Speaker 3: Chin wag with Harold. I mean, there's a few of

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Speaker 3: them well wagging with Harold.

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Speaker 9: This might this might excite you, mate. We did know

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Speaker 9: that you were a huge fan of the Toadfish. We

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Speaker 9: knew that you had a background part on Neighbors and

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Speaker 9: we actually have a voice message from the man himself,

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Speaker 9: Ryan Maloney, the Toadfish, Rebeccy here it is made no way.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, we got it, mate, get a naked Ryan

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Speaker 7: Maloney's totally from Neighbors here. I heard you talk about

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Speaker 7: that infamous scene. Let's rocket you into stardom. Make I'm

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Speaker 7: glad that one of us remembers it's but I'm sure

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Speaker 7: it was good buddy. Hopefully you know you can't catch

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Speaker 7: COVID again, which is great, and you won't end up,

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Speaker 7: you know.

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Speaker 6: Back in hospital.

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Speaker 4: Better luck for the rest of you, tour buddy.

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Speaker 1: How about that no way that it was legit?

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Speaker 4: Don't want of you pretending to be total no.

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Speaker 3: Man.

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Speaker 4: This is this has hit me, This has hit me

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Speaker 4: in the heart a good way.

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Speaker 1: I can hear it, I can hear it.

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Speaker 3: I can hear that.

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Speaker 4: I haven't seen or touched the human being in ten days.

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Speaker 4: This is good stuff, is good stuff.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he was planning on coming on, but then when

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Speaker 2: he found out you were just an extra.

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Speaker 3: He was like, I'll do.

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Speaker 4: I mean, hey tofish. If you're listening, I can give

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Speaker 4: you free tickets to my show. I don't know how

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Speaker 4: much they pay you on neighbors, but I'll give you

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Speaker 4: a comp I'll put you on the door.

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Speaker 1: Right, we'll pass it on.

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Speaker 3: I think he's going to show.

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Speaker 8: Mate.

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Speaker 3: Thanks so much for joining us, Nate.

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Speaker 4: Thank you. That was beautiful.

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Speaker 3: Always always a pleasure.

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Speaker 1: Mate passing. Now it's Will and Woody.

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Speaker 9: I want to ask a question to everyone, and number

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Speaker 9: is thirteen one oh sixty five. I am looking for

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Speaker 9: the most random person who has been in your birthing suite.

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Speaker 9: We got Karen here on thirteen one oh sixty five. Karen,

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Speaker 9: who was in your birthing suite?

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Speaker 12: It was my boss's husband who I had never met before.

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Speaker 1: How how did they happen? Karen?

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Speaker 13: We're at a Christmas party and when my water broke

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Speaker 13: and he was the only sober person who could dry,

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Speaker 13: so he had to drive me to the hospital. And

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Speaker 13: because it was so quick, he was the only one there.

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Speaker 3: That's amazing.

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Speaker 2: Is thirty nine weeks pregnant at the moment, and we

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Speaker 2: went to a wedding recently and.

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Speaker 3: We had to have that chat. Who's who at the wedding?

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Speaker 3: Do we know that's not it?

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Speaker 2: That's just not a two pot squeeler that's actually going

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Speaker 2: to be able it because the wedding, I mean everyone's

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Speaker 2: getting on the source. Yeah, there's not another pregnant person

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Speaker 2: there who's going to drive us?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 7: Right?

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Speaker 1: And did you decide who the person was?

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Speaker 7: No?

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Speaker 3: No, roll the dice. In the end, we had someone

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Speaker 3: in mind, but I saw them put down their third champagne. Jeez,

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Speaker 3: there goes out right.

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Speaker 7: Or to the.

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Speaker 3: Hospital for that matter. Yeah, I know that would have

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Speaker 1: Let's go to carry.

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Speaker 2: We've got to think about it though, because it could

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Speaker 9: Yeah, no, absolutely, Well let's go to carry here, Cara,

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Speaker 9: random person you're birth in?

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Speaker 1: Sweet? Who was it?

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Speaker 12: The local fisherman's girlfriend?

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Speaker 1: Last? How did that happen?

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Speaker 12: I grew up in a very small town down the

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Speaker 12: Ballerine Peninsula and what's the.

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Speaker 3: Tower called on the Bellerine down there? We're talking baring

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Speaker 3: heads or something. Oh gorgeous, lovely spot, lovely spot.

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Speaker 12: It is beautiful, and so everyone knows everyone.

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Speaker 3: And the local fisherman one fisherman down there.

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Speaker 12: There's many, yeah, but everyone should have got wind that

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Speaker 12: I was in labor, and one by one just started

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Speaker 12: turning up.

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Speaker 3: The fisherman rocked Jesus beautiful.

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Speaker 12: The midwife. I said to her, why is this for

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Speaker 12: many my birthing suite? And she said, oh, isn't she

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Speaker 12: your auntie? And I said no, no, she's not. So yeah,

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Speaker 12: they ended up being about eight people there.

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Speaker 9: You could do something like that for yours will, wouldn't

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Speaker 9: thought invite our listeners.

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Speaker 3: Let's go to a lease. It's called on Thurday and

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Speaker 3: one I sixty five get a lease.

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Speaker 8: Hello, So for me, and I was very specific to

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Speaker 9: He made up having a baby totally, that is, and

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Speaker 9: But then come on, no, no, Brooklyn, Brooklyn, my god man, Brooklyn.

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Speaker 11: Okay, So long story short. I hit a rough patch.

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Speaker 2: What is going on?

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Speaker 3: Wow?

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Speaker 1: So he was family Christmas? How is it?

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Speaker 5: Well?

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Speaker 16: I don't I don't.

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Speaker 11: I don't speak to my mom at all.

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Speaker 8: Obviously, she defended what she did and saw nothing wrong

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Speaker 11: So I was like, well, you don't just have a play.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she saw nothing, Brooklyn. How did you find out?

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Speaker 3: How did you find out?

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Speaker 11: Pretty much? My my little brother screwed up and he

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Speaker 2: Oh, oh my god, Brooklyn.

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Speaker 3: I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 11: Sorry, it's a good thing. The trash took itself out

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Speaker 3: Oh said, took itself out?

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Speaker 4: Good?

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Speaker 3: Is that?

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Speaker 7: Wow?

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Speaker 3: Brooklyn?

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Speaker 2: Hey Brooklyn, you're gonna have Brooklyn, what you have yourself?

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Speaker 2: A spinal E's pillow, mate, There you go, that's for you.

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Speaker 3: They're very good.

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Speaker 8: Thank you so much.

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Speaker 1: Staff, Brooklyn.

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Speaker 3: No correlation between beds and pillows.

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Speaker 9: There but absolutely not check the woman. Woody back the

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Speaker 9: This is a true story out of the Netherlands, Will,

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Speaker 9: the home country of your beautiful partner Sem. A four

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Speaker 9: a cheeky joy ride.

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Speaker 1: That yeah, so and god it going. I didn't think

451
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Speaker 1: four year olds could do this. Like he palls in.

452
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Speaker 1: It's a manual car.

453
00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:05,120
Speaker 9: Wow, gets the car going, crashes into two parks cars

454
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Speaker 9: feet reach the pedals.

455
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Speaker 1: I don't know.

456
00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:11,479
Speaker 3: A manual must be a big foy. You've got a clutch,

457
00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:12,520
Speaker 3: must be a big voy.

458
00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:16,080
Speaker 1: Could be a big boy. Sure he's four, Yeah, I'm

459
00:22:16,119 --> 00:22:16,800
Speaker 1: reading this right now.

460
00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:17,080
Speaker 3: Four.

461
00:22:17,119 --> 00:22:19,960
Speaker 9: So he crashes into two parked cars, so he's steering

462
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Speaker 9: is a bit off. And then he was found alone

463
00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:25,080
Speaker 9: by a bystander, just walking around in his pjs in

464
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Speaker 9: bare feet on Saturday.

465
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Speaker 3: Oh so he crashed the car and then bailed.

466
00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:30,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, so he's done what do they call that? Hit

467
00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:31,000
Speaker 1: and run?

468
00:22:31,119 --> 00:22:32,440
Speaker 9: Yeah, so he's done a bit of a hit and

469
00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:35,680
Speaker 9: run and then eventually police got called and they have

470
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Speaker 9: actually described him as the next Max Verschnapen.

471
00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:41,080
Speaker 1: Who is of course an F one champion.

472
00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:45,000
Speaker 9: It comes down to this and at this moment the

473
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Speaker 9: championship can.

474
00:22:46,359 --> 00:22:48,960
Speaker 1: Only be one by one and it's coming touch.

475
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Speaker 9: It's twenty twenty one Max Fastappen for the first time ever.

476
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:58,960
Speaker 9: It's probably unnecessary audio, but that is Max the Schnappen

477
00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:00,160
Speaker 9: of the Formula Race.

478
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:02,760
Speaker 3: Great race. That audio is never unnecessary.

479
00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:05,359
Speaker 1: Thank you will thank you. Now I should mention no

480
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:06,160
Speaker 1: one got hurt in this story.

481
00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:08,320
Speaker 9: Four year old is actually okay, he's just stacked into

482
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Speaker 9: two parked cars.

483
00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:11,040
Speaker 1: But honest question for you, I'm not.

484
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:13,400
Speaker 2: Sure if Max Verstappan would take kindly to the fact

485
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Speaker 2: that a four year old who crashed into two.

486
00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:19,400
Speaker 3: Part cars is being an alloguised to him.

487
00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:20,679
Speaker 1: No, I think so, get this.

488
00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:22,640
Speaker 9: No, they called him Max for Stappen when they took

489
00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:25,200
Speaker 9: him to the car to see, like I was actually

490
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Speaker 9: the childhood drove it.

491
00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:27,720
Speaker 3: Get this like a test?

492
00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:29,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, they were like, show us what you did.

493
00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:31,560
Speaker 9: The four year old jumps in the car, turns the ignition,

494
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Speaker 9: puts the foot in the clutch and goes to take

495
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Speaker 9: off and they were like, we have never seen a

496
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Speaker 9: four year old so accomplished around wow a car before.

497
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Speaker 1: But serious question for you.

498
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Speaker 3: He would have loved that. Yeah, it would have been like,

499
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Speaker 3: did you do it? Mate?

500
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Speaker 17: Yeah? It?

501
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:46,080
Speaker 3: Can you prove it?

502
00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:46,440
Speaker 9: Yeah?

503
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Speaker 7: I can.

504
00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:50,600
Speaker 1: Unbelievable. Serious question for you. You're about to have a baby.

505
00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:54,800
Speaker 9: Are you worried about your child stealing your keys and

506
00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:55,840
Speaker 9: going for a joy ride?

507
00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:57,240
Speaker 1: Not at all?

508
00:23:57,359 --> 00:23:59,840
Speaker 3: No, how old is they got until? How old?

509
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:02,919
Speaker 1: So for this kid's four and doing it?

510
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:04,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, nah, I wouldn't have thought so. Well.

511
00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:07,440
Speaker 2: No, well, no, I'm scared of lots of things, but

512
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:09,040
Speaker 2: that's pretty low down the list right now.

513
00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:11,399
Speaker 9: Well, I'm hearing about this a bit, and I wouldn't

514
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:13,200
Speaker 9: mind hearing from people on thirteen one oh six.

515
00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:15,719
Speaker 3: For hearing about four year old stealing cars.

516
00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:18,080
Speaker 9: This is popping up in the news more than I

517
00:24:18,119 --> 00:24:21,000
Speaker 9: would ever imagine. Really, well, maybe not four year olds,

518
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:24,919
Speaker 9: but kids, yeah, stealing their parents' cars and going for

519
00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:25,760
Speaker 9: little joy rides.

520
00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:28,520
Speaker 1: Wow, I think it's happening more than we think.

521
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:32,160
Speaker 3: How many stories have you seen about kids stealing cars?

522
00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:35,280
Speaker 9: Half a dozen? No you haven't, No, half a dozen

523
00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:38,240
Speaker 9: all around the world, you know. I find these obscure stories, mate,

524
00:24:38,359 --> 00:24:39,200
Speaker 9: and I actually.

525
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,199
Speaker 3: There where were the kids stealing cars stories?

526
00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:46,400
Speaker 1: Tehran? Tehran was one five. That's just one example.

527
00:24:47,119 --> 00:24:50,879
Speaker 9: The pest a lot of piesch then there is verning

528
00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:53,600
Speaker 9: one O six five that's the number. I think it's

529
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:55,280
Speaker 9: happening in Australia as well. I think it's happening in

530
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Speaker 9: the community. Has your kid stolen your car and gone

531
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:04,480
Speaker 9: for a joy ride?

532
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:05,120
Speaker 2: Don't?

533
00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:06,919
Speaker 1: And I don't have before, like, I'll take it up

534
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:07,600
Speaker 1: to ten.

535
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:10,000
Speaker 2: Take anything, mate, Let's realize that I'm not going to

536
00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:10,600
Speaker 2: take anything.

537
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:12,560
Speaker 3: This is a story because it's an anomaly.

538
00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:13,720
Speaker 1: No take it.

539
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:17,040
Speaker 3: You take any year. Tell me there's someone else has

540
00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:17,399
Speaker 3: done this.

541
00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:18,840
Speaker 1: I think it could be common.

542
00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:21,679
Speaker 3: All right, Well we're gonna find out out next. Is

543
00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:25,840
Speaker 3: it strictly limited? Tehran? Put a page in the Netherlands?

544
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:29,040
Speaker 3: What do your kids actually take your car for a

545
00:25:29,119 --> 00:25:29,800
Speaker 3: joy ride?

546
00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:33,720
Speaker 9: Are the kids out there stealing your car and taking

547
00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:45,479
Speaker 9: it for a joy ride? That's pretty good story at

548
00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:50,200
Speaker 9: KINDI I imagine, Yeah, you're rolling there and stole mum's

549
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:54,359
Speaker 9: car last night and.

550
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:57,440
Speaker 1: Let's go to mad I should say, wow, we're don't.

551
00:25:57,640 --> 00:25:59,680
Speaker 9: Yeah, there's a four year old boy in the Netherlands

552
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:02,040
Speaker 9: stole his mum's car and took it for a joy ride.

553
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:04,639
Speaker 1: Manual car as well. That's a four year old doing it.

554
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:06,480
Speaker 9: And this is a bit of a public service announcement,

555
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:08,159
Speaker 9: like do we need to be locking up the keys,

556
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:09,880
Speaker 9: you know because kids?

557
00:26:10,119 --> 00:26:11,120
Speaker 3: Well, I see.

558
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:13,520
Speaker 2: You've lied about the fact that you've read it somewhere

559
00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:14,840
Speaker 2: else half dozen times.

560
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:17,680
Speaker 9: You haven't, mate, in the last twelve months, I would

561
00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:19,920
Speaker 9: have read about a kid going for a joy riding

562
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:20,280
Speaker 9: their parents.

563
00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:22,240
Speaker 2: You need you need to find me one more story

564
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:23,560
Speaker 2: about that before this ends.

565
00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:24,960
Speaker 1: Well, I've got to focus on the calls.

566
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:27,560
Speaker 3: I'll take the calls if you like. You get googling

567
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:28,000
Speaker 3: over there.

568
00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:32,080
Speaker 1: Two person jobs, madam.

569
00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:31,840
Speaker 3: Thirty six five?

570
00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:34,720
Speaker 8: Hey boys, how are you?

571
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:35,240
Speaker 1: We're good?

572
00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:35,600
Speaker 3: Mate?

573
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:37,920
Speaker 1: Did you steal your parents' car?

574
00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:40,320
Speaker 9: It was actually my brother and I.

575
00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:42,160
Speaker 10: So he was eight and I was six.

576
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:43,440
Speaker 4: I was about twelve years ago.

577
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:46,440
Speaker 10: Now we're both home from school because we were sick.

578
00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:50,840
Speaker 8: Yeah, and mum fell asleep and the obviously fell asleep

579
00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:51,200
Speaker 8: in the lands.

580
00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:52,920
Speaker 16: We like, let's go for a drive.

581
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:55,880
Speaker 12: Right over for a drive, yeah, driving around our area.

582
00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:58,360
Speaker 7: And then my father was coming home from his first.

583
00:26:58,280 --> 00:27:01,200
Speaker 4: Job and brother was driving brother Tudor the horn, but

584
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:02,040
Speaker 4: both waits on him.

585
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:04,359
Speaker 3: You was.

586
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:07,120
Speaker 2: You waved at him?

587
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:10,440
Speaker 3: Yep, Oh my god. He would have crashed the car

588
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:11,880
Speaker 3: himself when he saw you.

589
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:17,159
Speaker 4: Oh look, I didn't really realize at first, even Tudor

590
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:17,919
Speaker 4: and waves back.

591
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:23,359
Speaker 2: On us and hang on, amazing, amazing eight and six though,

592
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:25,160
Speaker 2: would I'll have you know, no four year olds there?

593
00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:26,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean six.

594
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:27,919
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's young. It's no four year old.

595
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:31,560
Speaker 1: That's got to Liz, Liz. This was when your son

596
00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:32,480
Speaker 1: was ten.

597
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:37,040
Speaker 17: I believe it was about ten, and it was raining,

598
00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:40,080
Speaker 17: so he decided to take my husband's car, his pride

599
00:27:40,119 --> 00:27:42,600
Speaker 17: and joy out of the garage, drove them to book,

600
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:46,000
Speaker 17: drove the car back, passed it perfectly.

601
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:48,200
Speaker 15: And I didn't know until about a couple of years back.

602
00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:50,680
Speaker 3: Oh my god.

603
00:27:51,119 --> 00:27:53,800
Speaker 1: Kidding, Are you sure it was only once? He was sure?

604
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:54,879
Speaker 1: It wasn't doing it all the time.

605
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:58,959
Speaker 5: He did it once before, but he at that stage

606
00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:02,440
Speaker 5: he was only too and Joan must had put him

607
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:05,359
Speaker 5: in the car, so he didn't steal it. But he

608
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:08,320
Speaker 5: was in the car and it wasn't automatic, and he

609
00:28:08,359 --> 00:28:10,880
Speaker 5: was playing with a steering wheel as on the driveway.

610
00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:13,800
Speaker 5: My husband's watching the car, and he took the break off,

611
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:17,000
Speaker 5: the handbrake off, and the car actually went down the

612
00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:18,760
Speaker 5: drive Wow, that's.

613
00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:22,720
Speaker 1: Too well a two year old driving cars extramely?

614
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:26,400
Speaker 2: Really the handbreak off, he was it rolled down the driveway.

615
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:31,480
Speaker 1: The police will tell you, let's go to Remy.

616
00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:33,000
Speaker 2: I think we wanted to put it like a bit

617
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:35,680
Speaker 2: of a whole caveat on all of this. We don't

618
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:37,240
Speaker 2: condone driving your parents car.

619
00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:39,840
Speaker 1: Kis absolutely no. I'm sorry if I gave off that

620
00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:43,120
Speaker 1: tone that I was impressed, Well you did, I'm sorry

621
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:43,600
Speaker 1: you did.

622
00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:45,560
Speaker 2: I'm not gona the words hell of a story it

623
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:46,920
Speaker 2: KINDI came out of your mouth.

624
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:50,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was bad. That was bad behavior. Let's go

625
00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:51,280
Speaker 1: to Remy here.

626
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:56,040
Speaker 3: We just don't get a Remy. Get a Remy. How

627
00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:57,920
Speaker 3: are you so to right?

628
00:28:57,960 --> 00:28:58,360
Speaker 5: How are you?

629
00:28:58,600 --> 00:28:59,840
Speaker 7: Yeah?

630
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:02,320
Speaker 16: Well, I was about eleven years old and I thought

631
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:04,560
Speaker 16: i'd take my stepdad's bride and joy XL six hour

632
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:07,600
Speaker 16: drive going over to a mate, said hello on the

633
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:10,520
Speaker 16: way home. Must have hit a nail next morning the tide.

634
00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:14,600
Speaker 16: The only way that my parents found out it was

635
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:16,400
Speaker 16: because the title was like my mum got the blame

636
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:17,320
Speaker 16: for it, taking it out the.

637
00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:19,680
Speaker 3: Tape before hid Oh, she got the blame.

638
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:22,800
Speaker 16: She caught the blame. And then when I was eight,

639
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:24,360
Speaker 16: we had a drink at the pub and he pissed

640
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:24,960
Speaker 16: himself laughing.

641
00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:30,280
Speaker 3: Doug work.

642
00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:32,760
Speaker 9: I mean, now, will I know you said before that

643
00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:35,200
Speaker 9: you don't think this is happening. Get this true story.

644
00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:40,080
Speaker 9: The Milwaukee juvenile system is a crisis level crisis with

645
00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:42,080
Speaker 9: children stealing their parents' cars.

646
00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:47,560
Speaker 3: What what does it even mean?

647
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:49,520
Speaker 1: I don't know. I haven't read the story yet.

648
00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:52,640
Speaker 2: It's a crisis in Milwaukings.

649
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:59,160
Speaker 9: Yep, they're not walking in milwak Jesus, Jesus.

650
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:07,240
Speaker 2: Let's talk about Netflix because for the first time, for

651
00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:12,760
Speaker 2: the first time, Netflix is losing customers. Two hundred thousand

652
00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:15,080
Speaker 2: customers in the first quarter they lost this year.

653
00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:18,240
Speaker 1: And interestingly, that's because they're so good.

654
00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:19,360
Speaker 3: They're super saturated.

655
00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:23,480
Speaker 9: They've run out of people to subscribe because everyone's got Netflix.

656
00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:26,400
Speaker 1: So it's hard to have growth when everyone's already got it.

657
00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:29,560
Speaker 9: And that's why the way that they're hoping to get

658
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:33,800
Speaker 9: growth back is to crack down on people sharing passwords.

659
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:34,880
Speaker 3: And write all that jazz.

660
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:36,920
Speaker 1: Right, It's pretty amazing to get to the point where

661
00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:37,240
Speaker 1: it's like.

662
00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:40,719
Speaker 3: We're so good, you've all got it some one else. Well,

663
00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:43,800
Speaker 3: not everyone's got it. There are still those cheating dogs.

664
00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:47,120
Speaker 9: It's true that you use you wouldn't have your own

665
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:50,080
Speaker 9: Netflix again, Yes, I do under the name Stephen.

666
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:53,680
Speaker 1: If you're listening Netflix, I do.

667
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:57,120
Speaker 3: It's quite a big fee. It's quite a big whack

668
00:30:57,200 --> 00:31:00,880
Speaker 3: if you're using for the fine.

669
00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:01,680
Speaker 1: Is it really.

670
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:03,240
Speaker 5: Around?

671
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:06,560
Speaker 3: I think it is. I think it's a few hundred bucks.

672
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:07,400
Speaker 3: Isn't it all?

673
00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:07,640
Speaker 1: Right?

674
00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:11,240
Speaker 2: Yous getting nods from outside anyway, they'll never prove it,

675
00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:11,760
Speaker 2: don't never know.

676
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:14,760
Speaker 3: All right, So let's talk a little bit about this

677
00:31:14,760 --> 00:31:15,320
Speaker 3: because you.

678
00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:17,480
Speaker 2: Think because you and I having a spot of breakfast

679
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Speaker 2: today by Lake Burmaguey, Like where am i Burly Griffin

680
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:24,640
Speaker 2: Griffin in Canberra?

681
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:25,479
Speaker 1: A wharf there.

682
00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:27,680
Speaker 2: It's called the bean and the table if you want

683
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:30,120
Speaker 2: to pop in is going to carry on. So so

684
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:32,720
Speaker 2: we're sitting by Lake Burley Griffin and we're talking about

685
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:37,080
Speaker 2: these these these Netflix drops and subscribers. And you said

686
00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:40,960
Speaker 2: to me, you proffered, you said, will I think the

687
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,840
Speaker 2: reason they're losing it because they haven't got any good

688
00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:43,800
Speaker 2: reality shows on there?

689
00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:47,440
Speaker 9: Oh no, I didn't use those words exactly, that's exactly

690
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:48,080
Speaker 9: what you said.

691
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:50,680
Speaker 3: Billy Griffin is my witness mate.

692
00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:55,080
Speaker 2: You said you said, you said they've got no good

693
00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:57,520
Speaker 2: reality shows on there, and you said, if I had

694
00:31:57,720 --> 00:31:59,920
Speaker 2: you know, you know, five seconds in charge of NETF,

695
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:02,840
Speaker 2: I've put some good reality shows on. There'sive because we

696
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:04,880
Speaker 2: know the guy who's in charge of Netflix Australia, Chris

697
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:08,000
Speaker 2: Oliver Taylor, lovely guy. Yeah, he's in charge of Netflix.

698
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:08,800
Speaker 1: Give us a cool Chris.

699
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:10,000
Speaker 3: I've got some ideas.

700
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:12,040
Speaker 1: I don't have an audience with Chris.

701
00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:13,680
Speaker 3: Or try and get Chris on the show.

702
00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:15,520
Speaker 1: Get him on the show.

703
00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:16,120
Speaker 3: I'm working on that.

704
00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:17,480
Speaker 2: I'd love to get Chris on the show. But in

705
00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:22,000
Speaker 2: the meantime, I love to hear your reality pictures. Show

706
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:22,960
Speaker 2: pictures for Netflix.

707
00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:28,520
Speaker 9: Can you receive them though, like a contributory like Brainstormer.

708
00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:29,920
Speaker 1: I don't want you to be sitting.

709
00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:31,760
Speaker 3: So cryptic.

710
00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:35,600
Speaker 1: I want you to get around me. And absolutely that's

711
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:37,520
Speaker 1: not the role I play because they're Lucy's there. You know,

712
00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:39,240
Speaker 1: they're ideas in my brain.

713
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:41,120
Speaker 2: I know how your pictures work, mate. I asked you

714
00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:43,600
Speaker 2: for pictures for Megan Markle's new podcast. We all remember

715
00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:44,040
Speaker 2: how that went.

716
00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:49,080
Speaker 9: Kidnapping the Corky strip snooker, Rinse the Prince. It's just

717
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:57,640
Speaker 9: Harry Print calling Prince William every week. Markle's bait and tackle, that's.

718
00:32:57,440 --> 00:32:57,800
Speaker 1: A good one.

719
00:32:58,120 --> 00:33:00,280
Speaker 2: Markal's baton tackle wasn't bad year until you told me

720
00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:02,120
Speaker 2: that it was. It was actually her fishing.

721
00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:08,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, Megan Markle just going all she just records, doesn't

722
00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:10,040
Speaker 1: even talk. You hear the line going right?

723
00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:11,800
Speaker 3: Alright, enough, all right?

724
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:17,640
Speaker 2: So one song, one song, three winning three winning reality

725
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:18,479
Speaker 2: shows on Netflix.

726
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:19,760
Speaker 3: Next from you, We'll do it.

727
00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:22,000
Speaker 2: Chris Oliver Taylor, if you listenk give his called firm

728
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:23,920
Speaker 2: one six five ys in charge of the Flix. I'd

729
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,360
Speaker 2: love to have him on woods. You said to me

730
00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:30,000
Speaker 2: today on the shores of like Burley Griffin. You said, well,

731
00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:33,360
Speaker 2: the reason Netflix are losing so many customers. And look

732
00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:36,080
Speaker 2: again the reported loss of two hundred thousand customers in

733
00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:38,960
Speaker 2: the first quarter at the uit close.

734
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:40,640
Speaker 3: Of US markets on Tuesday. But he's counting.

735
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:43,800
Speaker 2: They said that they're losing numbers, and you're right, it

736
00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:48,040
Speaker 2: is because they have everybody's already subscribed. They've super saturated

737
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:49,959
Speaker 2: the market. I got so popular when you think, when

738
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:51,840
Speaker 2: you think about the list of subscriptions you've got for

739
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:55,080
Speaker 2: most people number ones Netflix, like everyone's got that, yeah, right.

740
00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:57,520
Speaker 2: And then from there, you know, you said, you said honey,

741
00:33:57,560 --> 00:33:59,480
Speaker 2: you said kid, you said pet, you said mate, they

742
00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:02,600
Speaker 2: haven't got good reality shows on Netflix, and you said

743
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:07,080
Speaker 2: to me you could come up with quite quickly, very

744
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:08,640
Speaker 2: good reality television.

745
00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:10,799
Speaker 3: And I've asked for three in the song and you've

746
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:13,520
Speaker 3: written six. I don't know if we've got time for six.

747
00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:16,040
Speaker 1: Okay, a couple of honorable mentions? Can I do a

748
00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:17,400
Speaker 1: couple of honorable mentions?

749
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:20,759
Speaker 9: As how long they Well, you just cut me off

750
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:22,840
Speaker 9: if you're off it, all right, you're in control of this.

751
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:24,719
Speaker 1: But you know, maybe you could. I want to hear

752
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:26,200
Speaker 1: more if you're liking it.

753
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:31,000
Speaker 9: So first, one cat on Moran, so effectively, I put

754
00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:32,640
Speaker 9: my cat on a cat of Moran and see if

755
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:33,560
Speaker 9: you can get to New Zealand.

756
00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:37,080
Speaker 1: That's, by the way, this is an honorable mention. It

757
00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:38,080
Speaker 1: didn't map my top three.

758
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:39,719
Speaker 3: Who's driving on?

759
00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:40,319
Speaker 7: Who?

760
00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:43,640
Speaker 3: I get it? The cat? Who's driving the the cat.

761
00:34:44,239 --> 00:34:46,799
Speaker 1: I put my cat, I reckon, you can do it? Okay.

762
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:50,840
Speaker 9: Another honorable mention pitbull v pitbull. So picture this pitbull

763
00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:55,040
Speaker 9: on stage in one of those dogs. Okay, So those

764
00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:56,759
Speaker 9: are my honorable mentions are the good ones.

765
00:34:56,840 --> 00:35:01,040
Speaker 1: These are the good ones. Andre shaggacy guy dresses up

766
00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:02,360
Speaker 1: as Andre Angassy.

767
00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:04,080
Speaker 9: Walks up to people in public and flirts with them.

768
00:35:04,239 --> 00:35:09,680
Speaker 9: Has Andre still got it? Andre's Jay?

769
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:10,800
Speaker 18: Do you?

770
00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:14,399
Speaker 1: You don't mind that? You don't mind that, you don't

771
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:14,719
Speaker 1: mind that?

772
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:18,520
Speaker 9: Okay, here's another one home and host you know the same, Sorry,

773
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:19,160
Speaker 9: go back.

774
00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:19,239
Speaker 17: To and.

775
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:22,480
Speaker 3: What it does it is the aim for him to

776
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:23,040
Speaker 3: shag them.

777
00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:25,320
Speaker 1: Well, you get to that end, and then Andrea's in

778
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:28,840
Speaker 1: a van watching and then it's not me.

779
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:37,919
Speaker 3: Runs in, It's not Stiffy Graf. Has my partner still

780
00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:38,239
Speaker 3: got us?

781
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:41,239
Speaker 1: And when he gets rejected Stiffy's business?

782
00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:47,680
Speaker 3: You old bold bastard having a laugh. Yeah, he's in

783
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:50,279
Speaker 3: the van. She's having a great time. Okay, Okay, that's

784
00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:53,240
Speaker 3: quite like that. Hard to get him on board, I imagine.

785
00:35:53,239 --> 00:35:54,640
Speaker 3: I think he's a bit of a recluse, isn't he

786
00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:58,080
Speaker 3: a bit of coin? I don't think you could throw

787
00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:03,560
Speaker 3: any amount. He's not a midleast a film player. Mate.

788
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:06,080
Speaker 2: You can't throw them a half a million bucket expecsion

789
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:08,160
Speaker 2: to live across the country to film Andre shaggers here.

790
00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:09,799
Speaker 1: I know his ex manager. I'll go to him. I'll

791
00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:12,200
Speaker 1: go to him, right, I know his ex manager, right,

792
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:12,919
Speaker 1: the body.

793
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:16,040
Speaker 2: I think, let's not go into the logistics because we're

794
00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:16,719
Speaker 2: getting bogged down.

795
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:18,680
Speaker 9: Okay, fair enough, Okay, but that's that's pretty good. I'm

796
00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:20,440
Speaker 9: pretty happy with the response there. Okay, you know the

797
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:22,640
Speaker 9: saying home and Hosed? Yes, Okay.

798
00:36:22,719 --> 00:36:23,800
Speaker 1: The TV show is simply this.

799
00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:26,879
Speaker 9: Someone just walks into the front door and they get

800
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:30,320
Speaker 9: hosed by a fire brigade strength hose and it's just

801
00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:31,839
Speaker 9: that montaged.

802
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:39,120
Speaker 1: I mean you watch it, Home and Hosed, Okay, okay's pretty.

803
00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:41,959
Speaker 2: Sorry they get they get hosed up against their front

804
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:42,799
Speaker 2: door in the face.

805
00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:45,920
Speaker 3: They're quite damaging those hoses like that. Okay.

806
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:47,440
Speaker 1: Partner signs are waiver.

807
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:52,719
Speaker 3: Honey, yeah, no, I get it. Stevean grafts in the van.

808
00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:53,759
Speaker 3: She haven't hurt, I get it.

809
00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:59,719
Speaker 9: Yeah, next one, okay. Very similar to Andre Shaggasy. This

810
00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:02,000
Speaker 9: it doesn't involve a big celebrity getting on board, which

811
00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:02,359
Speaker 9: is a win.

812
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:05,839
Speaker 1: Okay. Here it is escort red handed. I dress up

813
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:07,120
Speaker 1: as a very sexy escort and.

814
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:11,160
Speaker 9: I make advances on taking men or women their partner

815
00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:12,000
Speaker 9: in the van.

816
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:13,000
Speaker 1: Watching the.

817
00:37:14,719 --> 00:37:17,759
Speaker 9: Essentially well, I could do it DeAndre get him on

818
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:24,439
Speaker 9: for a guest appearance. I'm playing whatever, But I flirt

819
00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:25,600
Speaker 9: with people their partners in.

820
00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:27,440
Speaker 1: The van and they go to sell Gee, are they

821
00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:29,320
Speaker 1: going to make it mover? Are they going to be ret?

822
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:32,440
Speaker 1: And then if they are partner comes We've got you

823
00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:33,560
Speaker 1: by that show cheaters.

824
00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:36,800
Speaker 3: Wow, that's wild. Yeah, the real tone shift.

825
00:37:37,239 --> 00:37:40,440
Speaker 1: Good show though, yeah, not bad? You want any one more?

826
00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:45,160
Speaker 3: Six five?

827
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:48,879
Speaker 2: Have you got a story involving food that you're embarrassed about?

828
00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:53,040
Speaker 3: Its food? Shami tea so can't stop?

829
00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:02,680
Speaker 1: You're on the dmzim story now?

830
00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:03,719
Speaker 16: Ah?

831
00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:04,520
Speaker 3: No, hold it?

832
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:07,640
Speaker 2: I mean it sets me off. That story a good

833
00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:10,080
Speaker 2: friend of ours fictionately known as Vin.

834
00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:11,560
Speaker 3: We'll get to that though.

835
00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:14,399
Speaker 2: Thirty one O six ' five. If it's final least pillow,

836
00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:16,480
Speaker 2: I should say up for grabs right now.

837
00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:19,440
Speaker 1: I might have to send it to Vin. Let's go here.

838
00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:22,480
Speaker 9: Thirty six five, Amy, you had a bit of a

839
00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:24,240
Speaker 9: food shame story in New Zealand.

840
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:28,759
Speaker 10: I agree. I didn't bother with the name, but I

841
00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:31,279
Speaker 10: just pulled my chair straight up to the dessert bar

842
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:35,239
Speaker 10: and sat at the dessert bar and worked my way

843
00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:35,600
Speaker 10: through it.

844
00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:38,640
Speaker 9: Hang on, hang on, So you're at a buffet and

845
00:38:38,719 --> 00:38:42,040
Speaker 9: you just put your table rather than working back and forth.

846
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:44,280
Speaker 1: You just put your chair at the dessert buffet table

847
00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:48,160
Speaker 1: and just talk it out. Extraordinary.

848
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:52,040
Speaker 4: Anyone say anything, though, Like you come there for a

849
00:38:52,239 --> 00:38:52,960
Speaker 4: work function.

850
00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:57,719
Speaker 10: So I used to work in Trouble and they send

851
00:38:57,800 --> 00:39:02,720
Speaker 10: us over to New Zealand on an educational and basically

852
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:05,560
Speaker 10: we just had the restaurant to ourselves because it was

853
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:07,480
Speaker 10: a quiet light that they booked us in foro So

854
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:10,719
Speaker 10: it was only me and my work colleagues there anyway, Yeah.

855
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:18,279
Speaker 1: Is convenient. Let's go to Kayla here, Kayla Hawaii. This

856
00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:21,120
Speaker 1: is a bit of a overseas edition and thood shame

857
00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:22,520
Speaker 1: in Hawaii.

858
00:39:23,239 --> 00:39:25,520
Speaker 18: Yes, So in Hawaii they have I don't know if

859
00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:27,520
Speaker 18: you've heard of the brand called Hagen Days. It's a

860
00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:28,200
Speaker 18: brand of ice.

861
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:30,920
Speaker 3: I don't think I was going to say, I think

862
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:34,640
Speaker 3: hagand that's all right, that's right.

863
00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:39,400
Speaker 2: We also thought it was tappaned before, so preaching to

864
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:41,680
Speaker 2: the choir here, have you got someone on your team anyway? Yeah,

865
00:39:41,719 --> 00:39:44,600
Speaker 2: Hagan Dance, Hagen Dashgan Days, whatever it is.

866
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:45,080
Speaker 3: Where were you?

867
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:50,520
Speaker 18: You're in Hawaiian walking around the fam down this great flavor.

868
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:53,160
Speaker 18: I don't know the name of some caramel flavor. When

869
00:39:53,239 --> 00:39:56,440
Speaker 18: nim got three scoops, like went away, walked around and

870
00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:59,680
Speaker 18: it was so good. And then I was like I

871
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:03,200
Speaker 18: more so, I think that and I came back and

872
00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:05,759
Speaker 18: then like I asked for another. It was like three

873
00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:08,440
Speaker 18: or four skips and then the lady was just like

874
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:12,080
Speaker 18: all right, all good, went off for a walk. Then

875
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:15,279
Speaker 18: I want more, so I went and the lady just

876
00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:17,920
Speaker 18: looked at me and I was like, please don't judge me.

877
00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:20,280
Speaker 12: And yeah, I went back a fourth time.

878
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:22,520
Speaker 3: Four serves four.

879
00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:24,719
Speaker 1: Going back before and three Scope says.

880
00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:27,560
Speaker 3: John Ports is strong, bloody col Kayla.

881
00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:30,840
Speaker 1: I still think, by the way, deja food is a

882
00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:31,279
Speaker 1: good bit.

883
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:33,800
Speaker 9: But you go to a restaurant, order for eat it,

884
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:37,120
Speaker 9: go back and do exactly the same thing again and

885
00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:38,720
Speaker 9: see if you can make the way to a waitress

886
00:40:38,719 --> 00:40:40,839
Speaker 9: think you had they're having dja food deja vu?

887
00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:42,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I like it, mane, I like it. Good

888
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:45,319
Speaker 2: bit is we just finished the reality show pitching bit,

889
00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:48,960
Speaker 2: but I like it. Adrian Adrian.

890
00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:51,680
Speaker 6: So we went to a seafred restaurant in the city.

891
00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:54,839
Speaker 6: They have a mixed seafred bag. They're about two killers each.

892
00:40:55,719 --> 00:40:57,320
Speaker 6: Me and my cousin ordered three.

893
00:40:57,239 --> 00:41:01,759
Speaker 1: Each six six kilo's age yep.

894
00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:04,480
Speaker 6: And then at the end we weren't just quite satisfied,

895
00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:06,440
Speaker 6: so we went and got icebreak just to stop it off.

896
00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:11,680
Speaker 9: Well, hate me real quick story about some dim Sims

897
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:13,719
Speaker 9: in the snow. Now this is a true story, not

898
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:15,120
Speaker 9: one word of a lie. I went to the pub

899
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:18,000
Speaker 9: with a man on a mountain in the snow, Okay.

900
00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:20,360
Speaker 9: On the way home, he picked up six dim Sims

901
00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:21,319
Speaker 9: and I was like, I.

902
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:27,680
Speaker 1: Was extraordinary six Simms on the way home with had dinner.

903
00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:29,000
Speaker 3: Buddy, I'm already impressed.

904
00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:36,480
Speaker 9: Anyway, ordering six tim Sims and I said, you had

905
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:41,080
Speaker 9: to walk up the mountain. He had to walk up

906
00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:42,319
Speaker 9: the man and I was saying to him, you won't

907
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:43,480
Speaker 9: get through that six anyway.

908
00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:46,840
Speaker 1: He did. Then we undress, We got down to our

909
00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:49,120
Speaker 1: box of shorts. We get into the bed where settle.

910
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:49,839
Speaker 1: The lights are off.

911
00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:53,200
Speaker 9: Anyway, in the corner of my eye, I see you

912
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:56,279
Speaker 9: guys sit up like a vampire boss straight up and

913
00:41:57,040 --> 00:41:57,560
Speaker 9: I need.

914
00:41:57,520 --> 00:42:01,200
Speaker 1: More closes back on and get six.

915
00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:07,320
Speaker 3: More go down the mountain in the snow. In the snow,

916
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:08,680
Speaker 3: remember