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<v Speaker 1>Christ Yeah, welcome friends to The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Showtime.

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<v Speaker 3>She hasn't got a weed wacker.

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<v Speaker 4>Judd appetite, appetite.

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<v Speaker 5>I needed to have a non flippant.

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<v Speaker 1>Chronk The Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four point three,

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<v Speaker 1>soe and seventy eight.

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<v Speaker 5>What a time to be alive.

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<v Speaker 6>Guys, We're all gonna remember where we were, and we

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<v Speaker 6>found out Larry Emda is the very best of the

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<v Speaker 6>best of the best of the best in TV land.

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<v Speaker 6>Stand aside Hamish Blake and Andy Lee, stand aside Sampang,

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<v Speaker 6>there's in New King and it is Larry.

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<v Speaker 4>How much do we read into these rumors that since

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<v Speaker 4>Channel seven took over the hosting of the loads, it's

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<v Speaker 4>only been Channel seven the last.

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<v Speaker 6>Two years it has been a Channel seven person winning

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<v Speaker 6>it on the Channel seven TV show.

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<v Speaker 5>But Larry Mda deserves that.

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<v Speaker 6>Good guy always, and I think he mainly got it

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<v Speaker 6>for I'm pretty sure he hosted a show in the nineties.

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<v Speaker 6>Maybe you remember this, Patsy The World's Worst Drivers.

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<v Speaker 4>I thought you were going to say price is right,

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<v Speaker 4>and the.

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<v Speaker 5>Price is right.

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<v Speaker 6>I noticed that Channel seven kept showing a lot of

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<v Speaker 6>the old prices right because he's been serving TV.

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<v Speaker 3>Forty years and you know what he really how old

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<v Speaker 3>is he?

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<v Speaker 5>Fifties?

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<v Speaker 3>Sixties?

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<v Speaker 5>And the Google their pets now.

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<v Speaker 4>Fifty nine years old?

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<v Speaker 5>He yeah, fifty nine. He looks fresh.

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<v Speaker 3>He was reading national news at nineteen or something, but he.

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<v Speaker 6>Was surely you can't have a boy presenting like you know.

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<v Speaker 6>My daughters then just turned twenty. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 6>turn on the US to see her breaking very bad.

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<v Speaker 6>The world is ending. Can someone charge my phone for me?

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<v Speaker 6>It needs to be charged. My phone's broken and I've

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<v Speaker 6>lost my air pods.

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<v Speaker 3>But big in radio before TV.

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<v Speaker 5>Like and is it?

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<v Speaker 6>You hope that soon and soon you can get out

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<v Speaker 6>tread on our heads and it goes this show rage

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<v Speaker 6>against the menopause and then out of this place. Next

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<v Speaker 6>up logies. We thought that acros speech was something I

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<v Speaker 6>do deserve this. You wait till she gets a LOGI wow.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, No, he's a lovely guy, Larry, and well deserved,

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<v Speaker 3>I say.

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<v Speaker 6>And Patsy, can we just check in? How is Chris

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<v Speaker 6>the Werribee love God Week two the recovery?

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<v Speaker 3>How's he going with his miniscus After the miniscus it's

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<v Speaker 3>one of those he actually said at the weakad he lamented,

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<v Speaker 3>I actually think I should have had a total near

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<v Speaker 3>replacement at least.

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<v Speaker 6>Reckon should have had a total body replacement, maybe a

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<v Speaker 6>head replacement Old Walk Disney.

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<v Speaker 4>Or face off John Devol just becoming human altogether.

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<v Speaker 3>It's such an unusual spot, like because it's right at

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<v Speaker 3>the back of the knee, which is why the league

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<v Speaker 3>has to be straight up out. But showering is quite

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<v Speaker 3>quite an effort because he has to he has to

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<v Speaker 3>keep the legs straight. Cannot put any weight on it

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<v Speaker 3>at this point.

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<v Speaker 5>A nightmare.

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<v Speaker 6>So I mean the waterproof wheelchairs. Basically it's like a

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<v Speaker 6>car wash for the body.

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<v Speaker 4>Actually give in to the car.

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<v Speaker 3>That would be perfect. But I actually think I might

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<v Speaker 3>need a shower chair because it's it's really quite dangerous

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<v Speaker 3>because he has to pump on one foot with the

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<v Speaker 3>other leg out straight into the shower. We don't have

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<v Speaker 3>a walk through shower.

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<v Speaker 6>It's got a little You can make a suggestion if

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<v Speaker 6>you've got the thank you have, you got the hose

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<v Speaker 6>that shower, get microphone out of the microphone stands.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes we have, thankfully you know.

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<v Speaker 5>You practice a future acre speech in there.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm not surprised. I've got this for the second year running.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm the Larry m There of radio.

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<v Speaker 3>Now we do have that.

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<v Speaker 5>Why don't you.

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<v Speaker 6>Walk him in when it's dry, I do, and then

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<v Speaker 6>turn the shower once he's in a seated position and

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<v Speaker 6>then use that as if you were cleaning a door.

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<v Speaker 5>I do.

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<v Speaker 3>But it's hard because so the frame and all like his.

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<v Speaker 5>RoboCop like it's the metallic man.

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<v Speaker 3>No, but the frame has to go in and all

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<v Speaker 3>because he has to like, because it's so hard just

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<v Speaker 3>standing on one leg and quite dangerous on a wet floor.

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<v Speaker 5>You don't have him doing that, for sure, Crystal.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I do eat a bath chair jacket looks

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<v Speaker 3>like in a Veyo home, and.

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<v Speaker 6>I think we had to take an intervention and get

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<v Speaker 6>drive for an hour and a half. Got that mankey

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<v Speaker 6>old Westgate to deliver a wheelchair.

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<v Speaker 3>You No, I think he might need his nurse.

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<v Speaker 5>Rat wouldn't give him one, please.

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<v Speaker 3>But even that's precarious because even if he's got a chair,

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<v Speaker 3>the leg still has to be straight. So what do

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<v Speaker 3>I do with the leg then, because.

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<v Speaker 5>It has to kind of a footstool a waterproof.

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<v Speaker 3>But then I can't close the shower door, so water

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<v Speaker 3>is going to get everywhere. Maybe I'll just wheel him

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<v Speaker 3>out the back in the wheelchair.

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<v Speaker 5>He needs to be sharing everything or something.

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<v Speaker 3>Comba patient I do every other day he gets spongebar,

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, wow, scratchet and then every.

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<v Speaker 5>Seconds in the hospital longer.

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<v Speaker 6>Not just that, it's I can think in life, it's

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<v Speaker 6>how it's given, isn't it. You can imagine how how

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<v Speaker 6>joyful bats must be about.

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<v Speaker 5>Squeegy of down. You know that person of the lights.

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<v Speaker 4>He's in the steel wall of the kitchen seat.

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<v Speaker 6>Scrub daddy heart each bum parts.

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<v Speaker 5>Chris's coming in, It's coming in. Let me clear up

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<v Speaker 5>the tag nuts.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, you're shocking both of you.

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<v Speaker 2>Christian Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 6>That is a very rare moon. You won't see one

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<v Speaker 6>light this again until twenty thirty seven. It's a super

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<v Speaker 6>rare blue moon.

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<v Speaker 4>It's too foggy out there.

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<v Speaker 6>I know it's a real piece super out there today?

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<v Speaker 6>Is that someone that other shuduck Holmes thing I can't

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<v Speaker 6>think of. A horse drawn carriages come at me with

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<v Speaker 6>Shirlock and Watson on the case.

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<v Speaker 4>Just how luck we get the rarest mood I've never

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<v Speaker 4>heard of? And now we kind of even say it.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, heartbreak in Now what else you found out about

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<v Speaker 6>the logis you put me on some sort of conspiracy.

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<v Speaker 5>Chase, Larry have it.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't mind episodes.

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<v Speaker 6>You have to do the chase like three thousand a year.

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<v Speaker 6>The poor guy he's held against as Will didn't.

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<v Speaker 4>Even watch the logis. I would have loved for my

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<v Speaker 4>friend Andy later to have won it.

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<v Speaker 5>Did you vote?

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't In the end, Oh, well, so you would

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<v Speaker 4>have loved it so much.

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<v Speaker 6>She didn't vote. He accused us even to get close

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<v Speaker 6>to Andy. You even had a dinner with him, didn't you?

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<v Speaker 6>On Friday night?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, well, Judas, Judas.

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<v Speaker 4>I also saw in Sydney our old friend Eliza. She

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<v Speaker 4>used to work on the Hamish and Andy show.

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<v Speaker 5>She was with her once. She would like to go

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<v Speaker 5>and move to Andy Lee's plants.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, Friday, she helped us lift it on through the

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<v Speaker 4>back of my youth.

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<v Speaker 6>She was I'm good at PA, but I didn't know

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<v Speaker 6>they can do like nursery duties with the potted plants.

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<v Speaker 4>She was on last season of the Block with her

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<v Speaker 4>sister living. Yes, they came second on the Block and

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<v Speaker 4>she was invited to the logis Channel nine said yep,

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<v Speaker 4>you'll be there that the Block is nominated. So she

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<v Speaker 4>booked her flight up to Sydney, she bought a dress,

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<v Speaker 4>and then last week General Miryan said, nah, we're not

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<v Speaker 4>going to take any of the reality contestants after all,

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<v Speaker 4>so pulled the p So she was just up in

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<v Speaker 4>Sydney floating around because she had this, she'd booked the tickets.

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<v Speaker 5>That's a massive show. People love that.

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<v Speaker 4>Did the block wind you know, Patty anything?

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<v Speaker 5>Sure? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 6>In the news reader travel the logs in the lead

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<v Speaker 6>news story today, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Believe travel guards one.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I believe isn't like a new sort of authority.

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<v Speaker 5>I believe. I saw there's a situation in America right now.

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<v Speaker 3>They got up on the stage, so they were pipped

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<v Speaker 3>honestly some of the people they have there and then

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<v Speaker 3>they don't have people who were actually in shows, like

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<v Speaker 3>you know, it's a bit of here, there and everywhere.

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<v Speaker 4>Who do you say there that you didn't think she'd

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<v Speaker 4>be there?

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<v Speaker 3>Not going to point anyone out in particular, Jack, you're

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<v Speaker 3>not taking So did.

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<v Speaker 6>You actually watch the logis? I always wondered who watches

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<v Speaker 6>it too?

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<v Speaker 3>I love it. I love the fashion love the red carpet.

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<v Speaker 5>You know they probably shows still that show biz feel

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<v Speaker 5>of it.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, I had to see Annie carry on the carpet.

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<v Speaker 3>She looked gorgeous.

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<v Speaker 5>Wow, I can't.

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<v Speaker 6>That feels like an old fashioned kind of by gone

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<v Speaker 6>ere yes dying out AI awards.

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<v Speaker 5>That's what will be.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 6>It's the Christian O'Connell's show. Come on into Karen, listen

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<v Speaker 6>to the show. Today's it's been thinking about the situation

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<v Speaker 6>that Patsy has at home with her husband and where

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<v Speaker 6>we love God had knee surgery a week and a

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<v Speaker 6>half ago.

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<v Speaker 5>Showering is problematic.

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<v Speaker 6>The knee that's been operated on needs to be extended

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<v Speaker 6>out in front of him, and.

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<v Speaker 5>Showering is tough. And you've got a shower door, yes, correct?

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<v Speaker 5>Have I got the set up right? Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>You have with a lip so it's not a walk

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<v Speaker 3>in shower unfortunately.

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<v Speaker 6>Onning, guys, I'm talking morning guys. I'm listening to you

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<v Speaker 6>guys this morning, nineteenth eight, twenty twenty.

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<v Speaker 5>I've never seen that from any of you. Are you

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<v Speaker 5>from the International Space Station? Captain? I'm aware what the

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<v Speaker 5>day is.

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<v Speaker 6>This isn't from the future. Is it twenty thirty two

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<v Speaker 6>from Brisbane at Games listen to you guys this morning.

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<v Speaker 6>Thank you for always dating what morning that is? Perhaps

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<v Speaker 6>you're talking about her husband shower trouble. Have solved the problem.

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<v Speaker 6>As I work in health and with equipment, you need

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<v Speaker 6>to get a shower stall as not a big as

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<v Speaker 6>not as big as a shower chair. Play shower stool,

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<v Speaker 6>flush up against the shower all for the patient's backcrest.

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<v Speaker 6>Have a small plastic rubbish bin upside down for the

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<v Speaker 6>patient to rest the leg on.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, great idea. We've actually got an old mixing bowl

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<v Speaker 3>that is massive, like a massive.

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<v Speaker 5>Hell yeah, what's your going on there, missus Miggins?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh now walking at those ans at biscuits that we

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<v Speaker 6>have before that, I'm still breaking down in my digestive

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<v Speaker 6>tracks six years later.

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<v Speaker 3>It's one of those big metal ones and we pop

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<v Speaker 3>it upside like a.

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<v Speaker 6>Big old sort of dinner lady one or an honor

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<v Speaker 6>like a cauldron like witches would have, not a cauldron

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<v Speaker 6>like we don't ever use our outside voice to refer

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<v Speaker 6>to her like that at the Cauldron of News.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, we are using that because there's nothing else like Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>we didn't know what else to use, but I might

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<v Speaker 3>have to get a shower stool.

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<v Speaker 5>Now, I mean he's got a barstool.

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<v Speaker 3>No, that was his suggestion. Let's get at.

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<v Speaker 6>Doing a session and on sunset strip many students in tonight.

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<v Speaker 4>So if he's not sitting down, what's he using the

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<v Speaker 4>big salad ball for? Or are you trying to seat him?

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<v Speaker 3>He's got the frame, he's got the Zimmer frame. No,

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<v Speaker 3>he's got the Zimmer frame up against the tiles, and

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<v Speaker 3>so he's sort of kind of backs in cleans on that, Chris.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean he's struggling enough without hearing whole shower nudity,

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<v Speaker 6>struggling in with a walker being soaked.

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<v Speaker 3>And he has to rest his foot and you're.

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<v Speaker 5>In a wet suit with an aquilong are you?

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<v Speaker 3>But I'm getting drenched as well?

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<v Speaker 5>Must be stagy.

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<v Speaker 3>It's crazy. It looks like in a VEO care home.

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<v Speaker 6>So he needs a stool, needs a stool. Now, have

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<v Speaker 6>we got any here at the station or can we

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<v Speaker 6>get him a bar stool?

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<v Speaker 5>Get it to him?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you serious? Have you seen my chair in the

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<v Speaker 3>newsroom it's ripped. I doubt we'd even have a stool here.

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<v Speaker 4>You need a special ty shell.

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<v Speaker 3>Slip you know with big, big nasty.

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<v Speaker 5>Could you get one of those that came out because

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<v Speaker 5>they do that kind of plastic that you don't.

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<v Speaker 3>Then it's so much jump on the website and have

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<v Speaker 3>a look.

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<v Speaker 4>You can't sit on that lawn chair one.

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<v Speaker 6>They have that strange hole in the middle. It's some

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<v Speaker 6>kind of glory situation.

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<v Speaker 2>I just said glory the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 6>Good Morning Christian, my husband. They're the same operation as

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<v Speaker 6>Patsy's husband Crystal where We Love God. We actually did

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<v Speaker 6>use a plastic outdoor chair. It works a treat. I'm

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<v Speaker 6>just worried if it's if it's one that's all plastic,

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<v Speaker 6>it's the one with the slats, because anything wet can

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<v Speaker 6>slip through and suddenly be slatted, and then you've got

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<v Speaker 6>attraction problem.

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<v Speaker 5>Past Chris is age.

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<v Speaker 4>All of a sudden you come out of sackage.

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<v Speaker 6>It's it's low and getting nearer the ground. Every year

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<v Speaker 6>they go to me, if you're a man who hit

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<v Speaker 6>one hundred, you must be dragging it around with you

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<v Speaker 6>on the floor. It's like a cable connected to mother Earth, and.

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<v Speaker 4>Then all of a sudden you pulling the chair around

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<v Speaker 4>the house.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, yeah, yeah, Christian, Poor Chris, yep, exactly. I have

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<v Speaker 6>one of those medical shower stools used once and sanitized

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<v Speaker 6>in brackets at home in the garage after I broke

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<v Speaker 6>my broke my foot and had surgery. Chris is welcome

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<v Speaker 6>to it. Are you anywhere near Patterson Lakes?

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<v Speaker 5>Pats? No, not really, Well, you won't have that morning.

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<v Speaker 5>That's the end of that cold case.

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<v Speaker 4>Literally side else She's not making.

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<v Speaker 6>Next door to you, patsy Okay, I'm trying free after

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<v Speaker 6>episode nine hundred, raised against give up.

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<v Speaker 3>Plenty of time after nine maybe you can pop out

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<v Speaker 3>and get to Chris.

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<v Speaker 5>Don't opted out.

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<v Speaker 3>I have time.

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<v Speaker 5>What about this? Are you near a Bunnings?

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<v Speaker 3>Of course I am. Everyone's near a bunny.

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<v Speaker 6>Shower stores at Bunnings, do they? Sean has just come

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<v Speaker 6>to the aide.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to go today. Thank you, Sean. That is brilliant.

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<v Speaker 3>She ain't going to day no, I am, of course

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<v Speaker 3>I am. I will on the way I'm from doing everything.

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<v Speaker 6>Yesterday, I was tasked with two things by my wife,

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<v Speaker 6>which is a very rare unusual day if I'm being

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<v Speaker 6>tasked with anything of something menial duties around the house.

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<v Speaker 6>And by I mean real menial stuff around the house.

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<v Speaker 6>It's round us to do any kind of research for

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<v Speaker 6>a New Year. My wife and I we're going to Thailand.

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<v Speaker 6>We're going to spend three nights. Yeah, we've been a

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<v Speaker 6>couple of times and yearly years ago, before we had kids,

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<v Speaker 6>we went to Bangkok and we had to stay basically

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<v Speaker 6>didn't have a lot of money. We had to stay

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<v Speaker 6>in a really really ropierrea. So I said, one year,

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<v Speaker 6>let's go back to Bangkok and do it. Probably, so

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<v Speaker 6>we're going for New Year, seen the New Year Bangkok.

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<v Speaker 6>Then we're going to go traveling. Sarah said, could you

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<v Speaker 6>do some research to find out where to be good

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<v Speaker 6>to see the New Year's fireworks in a Bangkok? Apparently

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<v Speaker 6>they're fame for it and didn't want to go. Well,

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<v Speaker 6>we've used to live in London. They're also well known

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<v Speaker 6>for the fireworks. Sydney's Well, I mean everywhere has fireworks

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<v Speaker 6>in New Year. Plus, I don't want to go. We're

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<v Speaker 6>really that age now where staying out to see a fireworks?

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<v Speaker 6>Will we even be awake by midnight at our range

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<v Speaker 6>or will we just fall in the seapon? A causul

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<v Speaker 6>so Anyway, I looked into you know, we need a

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<v Speaker 6>global currency, okay, because obviously every current country you don't

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<v Speaker 6>know whether you're getting ripped off.

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<v Speaker 5>So suddenly I'm looking at this. It's a buffet with

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<v Speaker 5>a view, and I'm like, oh, we love a buffet,

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<v Speaker 5>you know the buffet. Wow.

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<v Speaker 6>Wait, and then I see it's it's thousands of tay

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<v Speaker 6>bart and I'm like, well, I don't know, is that good?

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<v Speaker 6>So I was looking at this thing for New Year's

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<v Speaker 6>Eve right in Bangkok, and it was this is spare

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<v Speaker 6>in mind. This is a buffet. Now, we love a buffet.

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<v Speaker 6>Langham does the best buffet in Melbourne, right, But it's a.

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<v Speaker 5>Buffet, okay.

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<v Speaker 6>And then I see you get a one complimentary glass

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<v Speaker 6>of champagne on arrival.

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<v Speaker 5>That's it.

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<v Speaker 6>Well this must be maybe it's on bucks or something,

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<v Speaker 6>maybe even undred and twenty. I don't know, but it's

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<v Speaker 6>new zeve. I can step to that. I do the

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<v Speaker 6>currency converted, not once, not twice, but three times, because

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<v Speaker 6>that guy they can't can't one thousand dollars Australian dollars

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<v Speaker 6>for a buffet one glass of shit, one one glass

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<v Speaker 6>of complimentary champagne on arrival.

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<v Speaker 4>Is it because it's got a great view of the fireworks.

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<v Speaker 5>And then I looked again. It said free flowing, so thought,

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<v Speaker 5>oh that's match.

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<v Speaker 6>So it's like unlimited drinks, but even that, and then

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<v Speaker 6>saw no, no, it was free flowing mineral water. Next years,

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<v Speaker 6>he looks like, at these look half empty. Let me

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<v Speaker 6>go and get some more agua minral for you guys.

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<v Speaker 2>The Christian Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>Let's get into this week's the Golden Year.

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<v Speaker 6>If it become a show, we pick a year, we

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<v Speaker 6>go back to it, we talk about what happened that year.

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<v Speaker 6>Today it's nineteen ninety five, and then we get into

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<v Speaker 6>a one second winner, Jack and Patsy.

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<v Speaker 5>You guys playing.

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<v Speaker 6>Along as well, trying to guess the songs from just

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<v Speaker 6>a short one second clip nineteen ninety five. In a thumbnail, Jar, Patsy,

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<v Speaker 6>that means a thumb. Now that means not too much.

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<v Speaker 6>Nineteen ninety five, What were you up to?

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<v Speaker 3>I was Audry's age. I'm getting a bit emotional. I

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<v Speaker 3>was already his age.

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<v Speaker 5>I was thirteen nineteen ninety five.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh ninety five. I thought we were doing eighty.

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<v Speaker 5>Five university year older than me.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I was thinking eighty five. Yeah, no, I'd come

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<v Speaker 3>to Melbourne for my first job in metro radio.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, and once again we're never far away from the

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<v Speaker 6>great origin story of.

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<v Speaker 5>Radio all right.

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<v Speaker 6>Nineteen ninety five, in smaller news, eBay and Amazon both launched.

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<v Speaker 6>Amazon started as a bookstore in Jeff Bezos's garage. It's

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<v Speaker 6>an incredible story. I know when he got divorced a

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<v Speaker 6>couple of years ago. His wife was a big part

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<v Speaker 6>in him setting it all up as well. And I

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<v Speaker 6>think she got twenty five percent of their stock because

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<v Speaker 6>he sold obviously a lot of it where to become

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<v Speaker 6>a billionaire. And she got thirty eight billion.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, pretty good.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean, what is Australia make a year? What is

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<v Speaker 6>this country make a year? I mean, I don't know

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<v Speaker 6>how much it makes, but thirty eight billion. Adelaide back

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<v Speaker 6>in ninety five was hosting the Australian Grand Prix for

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<v Speaker 6>the last time because then Melbourne took it on.

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<v Speaker 5>O J. Simpson huge news story. O J.

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<v Speaker 6>Simpson was found not guilty in the Trial of the Century.

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<v Speaker 6>In movies, this great movie came out. Toy story in

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<v Speaker 6>the first one.

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<v Speaker 5>You got friend in Me, You Got.

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<v Speaker 6>Briend Tom Hanks had a great year in ninety five,

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<v Speaker 6>so he was in this with Tim Allen.

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<v Speaker 5>Danie also did Apollo thirteen. I have you've seen that?

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<v Speaker 6>Jack great movie, Tom Hanks, Kevin Macon, Bill Paxton, and

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<v Speaker 6>Ed Harris. I also love another movie that came out

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<v Speaker 6>this year, which sadly has got forty percent on Rotten Tomato.

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<v Speaker 6>But people are idiots. This is one hundred percent. Were

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<v Speaker 6>talking about the green Billy Madison.

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<v Speaker 2>All back to school, smiling, already back to school.

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<v Speaker 5>To prove to dad that I'm not a fool. I

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<v Speaker 5>got my lunch packed up, my boots tight tight, I hohle.

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<v Speaker 6>Fight, don't get in a fight.

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<v Speaker 1>Ah, back to school, Back to school.

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<v Speaker 5>See, we're all spining.

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<v Speaker 4>Forty percent is actually quite high for an Adam Sadler movie.

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<v Speaker 4>Critics always have it out for Adam, said, check any

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<v Speaker 4>of these.

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<v Speaker 6>I got a bad snobbers. There's snobbery arounds the Sam Man.

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<v Speaker 6>All right, let's get into one second winner, So one

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<v Speaker 6>second clips of big songs from nineteen ninety five.

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<v Speaker 5>Jackie you ready, I'm ready? Pats are you ready?

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<v Speaker 4>You bet?

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<v Speaker 3>Gangster's Paradise coolio.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow waits fired?

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<v Speaker 5>Good tune? All right, who's this from ninety five. They

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<v Speaker 5>were huge in ninety five?

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<v Speaker 4>Is that oasis?

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<v Speaker 6>Yes?

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<v Speaker 5>What's the story?

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<v Speaker 6>If you had I'll give you a clue, if you

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<v Speaker 6>had a bowl of soup, you might something else. We

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<v Speaker 6>weren't like something else with it, a spoon.

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<v Speaker 4>A ladle, some bread in a.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, just give him me it, roll with it.

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<v Speaker 5>I'll try some soup. And you probably get this one

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<v Speaker 5>because it's a bit closer to home and therefore easier.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, wow, wow too on the international stuff. But

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<v Speaker 5>the bang obvious I think this is nineteen ninety five

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<v Speaker 5>because it sounds like it's eighty five. All right? Who's this?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>And that's where that's all?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes? Would he what he?

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<v Speaker 3>Should?

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<v Speaker 1>She?

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<v Speaker 5>Should? She? Are they?

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<v Speaker 1>You?

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<v Speaker 6>No?

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<v Speaker 7>My?

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<v Speaker 5>This sluggish going today? Is it?

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<v Speaker 6>Ye?

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<v Speaker 5>All right? Who's this from ninety five? Yeah? It was?

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<v Speaker 3>What was the name of them? It's not Shakespeare's sister, No,

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<v Speaker 3>Merrill Bainbridge.

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<v Speaker 5>Who's this chicle? This stuff?

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<v Speaker 4>That is shaggy? Mister bombastic?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, rejud all right, So I wish one of these?

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<v Speaker 5>Do you want to hear next? We're playing one of them.

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<v Speaker 6>There's not a lot of good ones there, I mean, really,

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<v Speaker 6>you couldn't find any bigger songs from nineteen ninety five

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<v Speaker 6>and who the head is Mel Bainbridge?

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<v Speaker 5>She sounds like an English poet.

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<v Speaker 3>It was huge.

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<v Speaker 6>Now reading will be Meryll Bainbridge from her poem in

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<v Speaker 6>the Ground.

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<v Speaker 5>Time to go, Let's do that, Let's play that next.

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<v Speaker 5>We can perass we can.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>Guys, Exciting Times. We met him Friday.

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<v Speaker 6>He's come back to see everyone today. Who am I

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<v Speaker 6>talking about? Petty cash Man? Who is Petty cash Man?

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<v Speaker 6>Where the hell were you Friday? Let me walk you

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<v Speaker 6>back to Friday, my friends, cash Man is back on

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<v Speaker 6>this radio station. And over the last couple of years,

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<v Speaker 6>cash Man has been giving away a lot of money.

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<v Speaker 6>You know, sometimes you catch up with an old friend

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<v Speaker 6>and something's changed. My god, they look a little bit older,

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<v Speaker 6>not quite got the flash car they used to have.

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<v Speaker 6>Cash Man came back last week. He's had a tough

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<v Speaker 6>couple of years and some stocks and shares haven't really

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<v Speaker 6>come through, and he ain't given away barrelos of cash anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>If you need cash in a flesh, have we got

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<v Speaker 2>the Cape Crusader for you?

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<v Speaker 5>Cold one or four point three? Cash Man? Cashman so

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<v Speaker 5>let me take you through. When he was giving some

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<v Speaker 5>away last week, there was this that Maja down dave

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<v Speaker 5>another fifty for you. Fifty bucks.

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<v Speaker 6>There used to be thousands and thousand sounds as now

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<v Speaker 6>it's fifty bucks.

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<v Speaker 5>Another winner. Oh cash calashtake fifty for you.

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<v Speaker 6>You can see what's happening here, So we have our own.

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<v Speaker 6>If that's the way it's going, we can help you

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<v Speaker 6>out now with Petty cash.

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<v Speaker 7>Man, his supersuits from Anko, his cash. My bill's a

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<v Speaker 7>key real, he's the penny pinching gold coin hoarning receipt

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<v Speaker 7>requiring petty cash Man.

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<v Speaker 6>All right, Petty cash Man is back. On Friday, he

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<v Speaker 6>had seventy one dollars. Seventy We asked you to call

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<v Speaker 6>him what he wants some of the money for, not

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<v Speaker 6>all of it, okay. Eric Lamb bought a three dollar

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<v Speaker 6>fifty screwdriver for work and can we bothered to do

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<v Speaker 6>the paperwork for the reimbursement cash man.

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<v Speaker 5>Petty cash Man was there for him.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh sorry, mate, I was just calculating how much we

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<v Speaker 4>still got under sind Heye asked for ten dollars for

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<v Speaker 4>double A batteries. She was passionately anti trackpad needed it

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<v Speaker 4>for her computer mouse. We gave it five dollars because

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<v Speaker 4>we thought ten dollars to double as sounded a bit steep.

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<v Speaker 6>Liz needed four dollars fifty for our sausage roll for lunch.

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<v Speaker 6>She got the four dollars fifty and also had some

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<v Speaker 6>sauce with it. Liz, thank you very much for the

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<v Speaker 6>photo you sent. Thanks to Petty cash Man. She had

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<v Speaker 6>a great lunch.

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<v Speaker 4>Damien didn't send a photo of his daughter's Zinger meal,

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<v Speaker 4>but she worked hard at school all week and he

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<v Speaker 4>wanted fourteen dollars ninety five for a Zinger box meal.

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<v Speaker 6>Glen for the meat Raffle on Friday night, the dandod

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<v Speaker 6>On Work Club got five five raffle tickets that were

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<v Speaker 6>one dollars each. Actually, we need to hear from Markelen today.

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<v Speaker 6>Did he have the winning meat dark prize on him?

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<v Speaker 6>Who has also got money from petty cash Man on Friday.

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<v Speaker 4>Sarah was the last person to clean up from cash

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<v Speaker 4>Man twelve dollars for a large popcorin popcorn this weekend

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<v Speaker 4>at Heintz.

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<v Speaker 6>All right, so we did have seventy one dollars seventy

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<v Speaker 6>sorry Petty cash Man hand how much is left to

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<v Speaker 6>give away? Right now?

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<v Speaker 4>There is still twenty five dollars and seventy five cents

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<v Speaker 4>left in the kiddy.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, what do you want some of the petty cash Man?

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<v Speaker 2>Four?

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<v Speaker 6>Give us a call now nine four one four one

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<v Speaker 6>oh four three lines are open. Now, what do you

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<v Speaker 6>want some small amount of money for from petty cash Man?

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<v Speaker 6>Nine four one four one oh four to three cash man.

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<v Speaker 6>Great to see you back today.

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<v Speaker 7>It's many money Monday.

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<v Speaker 6>He's back nine four four one oh four to three.

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<v Speaker 6>Lines are open now, four Petty cash Man.

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<v Speaker 2>The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

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<v Speaker 6>I know sometimes you might get the misapprehension that I'm

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<v Speaker 6>not a real man's man, but I need you to

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<v Speaker 6>know the weekend I was working with some top soil

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<v Speaker 6>and I've got a little bit of mud left under

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<v Speaker 6>my nails. Actually, that's kind of guy has got a

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<v Speaker 6>problem with the lemon tree in the guard At the moment,

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<v Speaker 6>I got some new top, so that should be fine.

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<v Speaker 4>Callous is on the hands from the shovel not.

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<v Speaker 5>Quite yet, no, but they are rough. Can they not

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<v Speaker 5>have a smoother handle? Please?

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<v Speaker 6>Buddings, You know I could like that nice sort of

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<v Speaker 6>quilted toilet roll. Can they have a nice have velvet

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<v Speaker 6>handle for it? Does it have to be that if

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<v Speaker 6>you know what you used to sort of that sharp

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<v Speaker 6>would like that in that handle on that I worry

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<v Speaker 6>about splinters.

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<v Speaker 5>When I used to shovel as well.

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<v Speaker 4>Where you need gloves.

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<v Speaker 5>Actually doony gloves?

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<v Speaker 6>That is peak middle aging, isn't it when you've actually

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<v Speaker 6>got gardening gloves or gloves to use around the house.

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<v Speaker 5>All right, So Petty cash Man is here.

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<v Speaker 7>His super suits from Anko, his cash. My bills are Keyarrio.

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<v Speaker 7>He's the penny pinching gold coin horning proceed requiring petty

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<v Speaker 7>cash Man.

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<v Speaker 6>All right, Petty cash Man has twenty five dollars and

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<v Speaker 6>seventy five cents.

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<v Speaker 5>What would you like some of it for? Cash Man

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<v Speaker 5>is ready? Hi there, How can petty cash Man help

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<v Speaker 5>you today? On the line?

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<v Speaker 6>Right now, Petty cash Man, we have young Jimmy. Good morning, Jimmy,

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<v Speaker 6>Good morning, Christian.

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<v Speaker 5>How's your weekend?

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<v Speaker 2>Jimmy good Thanks.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, what was the highlight of the weekend? What was

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<v Speaker 5>the best thing you did?

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<v Speaker 8>Not much because I got home from school camp on Friday, so.

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<v Speaker 5>You're pretty tired. Yeah, how was school camp?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 8>It was good. We did lost of that. It was

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<v Speaker 8>three nights and four days.

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<v Speaker 5>Wow, we did you miss Mum or Dad? Or was

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<v Speaker 5>it good? Fun to get away?

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<v Speaker 7>Ah?

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<v Speaker 8>Fun to get away?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah yeah, all right, so young Jimmy, then you need

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<v Speaker 6>us in cash Monday morning.

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<v Speaker 5>How much do you need, Jimmy, Ah, five dollars for

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<v Speaker 5>a bouncy.

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<v Speaker 8>Ball at Rebel?

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<v Speaker 5>What do you need the bouncy ball for?

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<v Speaker 8>I played four square at school with my friends, but

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<v Speaker 8>my friends went down, Miss Alley Wayne, we lost it.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh no, I would have ruined your weekend.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, Well listen, Petty cash Man's got a heart. He's

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<v Speaker 5>going to give you the money with a warning and

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<v Speaker 5>a life lesson. But yes, you can have you can

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<v Speaker 5>have that bouncy ball. Jimmy, thank you. That's all right. Maybe,

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<v Speaker 5>thank you cash Man. It's not mine. Thank you, Petty

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<v Speaker 5>cash Man.

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<v Speaker 8>Thank you, Patty Cashman.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, he says quickly on the microphone. He's he says this.

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<v Speaker 5>You're welcome, Jimmy, thank you. Wow, never ever done that before?

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<v Speaker 6>Extraordinary times the bouncy ball did it to the great man?

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<v Speaker 6>All right, Jimmy, enjoy the bouncing ball?

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<v Speaker 9>Thank you?

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<v Speaker 6>Did I just say that Jimmy enjoy the bouncing ball.

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<v Speaker 6>All that's going on in the Melbourne radio watch right now?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I did, Bridget, Good morning.

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<v Speaker 8>Good morning, petty cash man.

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<v Speaker 5>Don't spend it all A well, no, no, that one

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<v Speaker 5>I just played.

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<v Speaker 7>I don't mean to alarm you, but my funds are

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<v Speaker 7>getting awfully low.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, what are they now? After Jimmy's cleaned us out?

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<v Speaker 4>We have twenty dollars and seventy five cents. How much

0:28:14.400 --> 0:28:15.159
<v Speaker 4>you after, Bridget?

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<v Speaker 6>I'll like three dollars please.

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<v Speaker 5>Becaan, what are you going for? What are you after?

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<v Speaker 2>My fourteen year old son eight gym sins every day

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<v Speaker 2>at school a dollar at dim Sims, so I need

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<v Speaker 2>to give him three today please.

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<v Speaker 5>Yum yum yum, Bridget, the jim Sims.

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<v Speaker 6>Are on me.

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<v Speaker 5>Wow. Wait, this is exciting.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm going to need to borrow the company card, Christian

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<v Speaker 7>because I am officially broke.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, no, we've got some money there, seventeen dollars. Come

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<v Speaker 6>on now, easy, Felicity, good morning.

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<v Speaker 3>Good morning.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm bigging guess man.

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<v Speaker 9>My boss has given me the flu and I needed

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<v Speaker 9>Offy's start my week.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, So where do you normally go to get your coffee.

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<v Speaker 5>How much is it a five dollars fifty?

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<v Speaker 10>But I'll play the fifty cents so and don't do this.

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<v Speaker 5>The community is too much peace split the privates with

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<v Speaker 5>petty caps.

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<v Speaker 6>We're asking listeners for fifty cents, game over, don't asking

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<v Speaker 6>for five bucks.

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<v Speaker 4>No, we got to pay the whole there's no to

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<v Speaker 4>be made out of. We bought Felicity almost of our

0:29:28.400 --> 0:29:29.000
<v Speaker 4>own customer.

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<v Speaker 5>No, no, no, Penny cash Man would not want that.

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<v Speaker 5>Penny cash Man, what do you say?

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<v Speaker 7>You can spend that fifty cents however you like.

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<v Speaker 4>Felicity will pay for the whole fee.

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<v Speaker 6>You are five dollars fifty winner, thankscas Man.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 6>Jubilant scenes today with PCM as he's now known as

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<v Speaker 6>Jackie By.

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<v Speaker 5>How much have we got there?

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<v Speaker 4>Twelve dollars twenty five cents?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, it's got to go.

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<v Speaker 2>Next, Chris, you know O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 6>Hey, petty cash Man, I think we should go splurge

0:30:04.160 --> 0:30:06.400
<v Speaker 6>out and get Christians some gloves for his delicate hands.

0:30:06.720 --> 0:30:07.800
<v Speaker 5>Listen, these aren't delicates.

0:30:07.800 --> 0:30:10.120
<v Speaker 6>These are the hands of a surgeon, because the surgical

0:30:10.160 --> 0:30:14.040
<v Speaker 6>precision that I ride this desk and control the radio show.

0:30:14.480 --> 0:30:19.240
<v Speaker 6>You can't have callous mankey trady hands. Suddenly they're like

0:30:19.360 --> 0:30:23.840
<v Speaker 6>splurging over the faders. It's a very fine, precise art.

0:30:24.160 --> 0:30:28.240
<v Speaker 6>Surgeons do use gloves, though, Get me some gloves then, please,

0:30:28.240 --> 0:30:31.560
<v Speaker 6>because those wooden handles on the shovels have got a splinter.

0:30:31.240 --> 0:30:33.680
<v Speaker 5>Over the weekend, I opened up our first aid kit.

0:30:33.760 --> 0:30:35.600
<v Speaker 5>Did you know has a splinter removal thing in that?

0:30:36.480 --> 0:30:37.600
<v Speaker 4>What if a little pair of tays?

0:30:37.720 --> 0:30:40.120
<v Speaker 6>It's no, it's a tiny little sort of needle in

0:30:40.200 --> 0:30:42.760
<v Speaker 6>a plastic sort of case and you can pluck away

0:30:42.840 --> 0:30:44.560
<v Speaker 6>and to get the to prize it out.

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<v Speaker 5>They are over all things spins. Isn't the second ancient

0:30:47.040 --> 0:30:49.200
<v Speaker 5>thing you can't stall? That exists? All right? So petty

0:30:49.240 --> 0:30:51.000
<v Speaker 5>cashman is here, Jack? How much he got left?

0:30:51.120 --> 0:30:53.200
<v Speaker 4>He's got twelve dollars and twenty five cents?

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<v Speaker 7>Wow, wee who's first on the scene at the vending machine?

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<v Speaker 7>Who will give you five bucks for your bear on

0:31:00.600 --> 0:31:00.960
<v Speaker 7>the bus?

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<v Speaker 6>Why?

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<v Speaker 7>It's petty cash man.

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<v Speaker 6>It's not cash man, it's petty cash man. These are

0:31:09.400 --> 0:31:13.920
<v Speaker 6>the times we live in, my friends, austere times. Because

0:31:13.960 --> 0:31:16.320
<v Speaker 6>you were in Sydney down the line hockey comes in before.

0:31:16.240 --> 0:31:18.080
<v Speaker 5>She goes what does au Steer mean, how do you

0:31:18.200 --> 0:31:21.920
<v Speaker 5>say on today's show? He's still learning words. It's lovely,

0:31:22.680 --> 0:31:22.960
<v Speaker 5>all right?

0:31:23.040 --> 0:31:24.680
<v Speaker 4>Did you overuse it then during the morning.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, Trish is on the line. Good morning, Trish.

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<v Speaker 10>Fish, Good morning Christian.

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<v Speaker 9>How are you going?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm good? Now, what do you need the money for, Trish?

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<v Speaker 9>Oh, petty cashman, petty cashman, help me please. I need

0:31:36.120 --> 0:31:39.400
<v Speaker 9>a dollar fifty for a stamp. I've canceled some insurance

0:31:39.480 --> 0:31:42.240
<v Speaker 9>policies and they want two separate letters in two separate

0:31:42.320 --> 0:31:45.280
<v Speaker 9>envelopes to the same address. So I really desperately need

0:31:45.360 --> 0:31:46.760
<v Speaker 9>dollar fifty to post the other link.

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<v Speaker 5>Icy, Now I need just creep up a stamp as

0:31:48.720 --> 0:31:49.200
<v Speaker 5>a dollar.

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<v Speaker 9>Fifty and dollar fifty disgusting.

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<v Speaker 4>I remember when they were forty five cents.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh look at the times, are now dollar fifty for stamps?

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<v Speaker 9>Please please place cash man help a girl out on

0:32:01.800 --> 0:32:02.480
<v Speaker 9>the Monday morning.

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<v Speaker 5>Your money's in the mail, Trish. I was gonna, hey,

0:32:08.480 --> 0:32:10.640
<v Speaker 5>wait a minute, mister postman, but yeah, do that one

0:32:10.680 --> 0:32:11.000
<v Speaker 5>as well.

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<v Speaker 11>It's the song Hey, hey, wait a minute, what mister postman.

0:32:19.560 --> 0:32:25.200
<v Speaker 11>Mister postman, Yeah, hey, mister posts man.

0:32:26.720 --> 0:32:27.000
<v Speaker 5>Again.

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<v Speaker 6>It's better I think very less words. Friday too much,

0:32:31.760 --> 0:32:34.040
<v Speaker 6>your cashman. Now, let's put them back in his box.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm going to need to borrow the company card, Christian

0:32:40.200 --> 0:32:43.080
<v Speaker 7>because I am officially bro No, yeah.

0:32:42.960 --> 0:32:44.840
<v Speaker 5>You're not, but yes you can have there. You gonna

0:32:44.840 --> 0:32:45.480
<v Speaker 5>have your stamp.

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<v Speaker 6>By the way, I don't know whether it's medical assurance.

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<v Speaker 6>She was counseling, I've got medical insurance. How to go

0:32:50.200 --> 0:32:52.480
<v Speaker 6>for a physio last year and I went to paint.

0:32:52.480 --> 0:32:55.080
<v Speaker 6>You know often they go, oh, and your medical insurance,

0:32:55.120 --> 0:32:58.400
<v Speaker 6>provided there's there's taken off forty dollars, only twenty five

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<v Speaker 6>you'd have to make.

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<v Speaker 5>They'd hovered fifty cents of it. You're kidding, petty cash man.

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<v Speaker 6>They are also in oste times my friends. Now we've

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<v Speaker 6>got a young Alfie on the line is twelve.

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<v Speaker 5>Good morning Alfie, Hi high.

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<v Speaker 8>Petty cash man. My father's day stoles coming up soon.

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<v Speaker 8>I need five dollars to buy my dad's a stubby

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<v Speaker 8>holder and a barbecue kit.

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<v Speaker 5>Can I please have it?

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<v Speaker 2>Please?

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<v Speaker 8>Petty cash man, tell you what you get?

0:33:33.040 --> 0:33:33.920
<v Speaker 5>Its valley for money.

0:33:33.960 --> 0:33:37.480
<v Speaker 4>They're doing stubby holders at the school Father's day store.

0:33:38.360 --> 0:33:44.600
<v Speaker 6>School Gosh, stubby holders at the Father's day store for kids.

0:33:45.160 --> 0:33:48.200
<v Speaker 6>They got bort A Whiskey's there discounsel as well. Everything

0:33:48.320 --> 0:33:51.320
<v Speaker 6>for the old man, haven't they. That's an interesting school

0:33:53.280 --> 0:33:55.760
<v Speaker 6>I made at school today, Mummy A stubby holder.

0:33:56.520 --> 0:34:01.680
<v Speaker 5>Dad's outol. We brewed our own today. Money. We're doing

0:34:01.760 --> 0:34:05.840
<v Speaker 5>moon Shane, moon Shane. We're making in the yard. Petty

0:34:05.880 --> 0:34:07.040
<v Speaker 5>cash Man, what do you say?

0:34:07.280 --> 0:34:10.440
<v Speaker 7>Well, daddy, you'll be very happy with that stubby holder.

0:34:10.520 --> 0:34:12.200
<v Speaker 4>Alfie, it's on me.

0:34:12.760 --> 0:34:17.759
<v Speaker 5>Petty Cashman said yes, Alfie, thank you, Petty cash Man.

0:34:18.560 --> 0:34:20.360
<v Speaker 4>That's okay, Alfie, have.

0:34:20.400 --> 0:34:22.319
<v Speaker 5>A good day, Alfie, thank you very much. Just got

0:34:22.360 --> 0:34:24.680
<v Speaker 5>to Lianne. Now, chack. How much money has petty Cashman

0:34:24.760 --> 0:34:25.160
<v Speaker 5>got left?

0:34:25.239 --> 0:34:26.840
<v Speaker 4>Five dollars and seventy five cents.

0:34:27.600 --> 0:34:30.319
<v Speaker 7>I don't mean to alarm you, but my funds are

0:34:30.400 --> 0:34:31.719
<v Speaker 7>getting awfully low.

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<v Speaker 10>Wow, Leanne, Hi, Hi, petty cash Man. Oh please today please?

0:34:38.120 --> 0:34:41.200
<v Speaker 10>Can I have four holes fifty for my daughter's pie?

0:34:41.920 --> 0:34:44.080
<v Speaker 10>I drive all the way to Mornington from black Rock.

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<v Speaker 5>Blamey, Why do you obviously a pretty good piet?

0:34:47.560 --> 0:34:52.040
<v Speaker 10>Oh yeah, she's sillyet And this place is amazing, the

0:34:52.120 --> 0:34:56.839
<v Speaker 10>good food cafe, all gluten free, absolutely beautiful.

0:34:57.200 --> 0:34:57.399
<v Speaker 5>Wow.

0:34:58.239 --> 0:35:01.040
<v Speaker 10>I need fifty because a long way the guy for

0:35:01.080 --> 0:35:03.160
<v Speaker 10>a pie, great mom.

0:35:03.960 --> 0:35:09.360
<v Speaker 5>Happy pie day. How much should we got? Can we do?

0:35:09.440 --> 0:35:12.560
<v Speaker 5>Can we get two pies? One? Fully? God?

0:35:12.920 --> 0:35:16.800
<v Speaker 4>We should give her an extra dollar thirty five for

0:35:16.960 --> 0:35:18.640
<v Speaker 4>maybe petrol money to get down there.

0:35:19.719 --> 0:35:23.080
<v Speaker 10>Put in I'll get a Leamington for it, because they're

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<v Speaker 10>to die for.

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<v Speaker 6>How much?

0:35:26.760 --> 0:35:29.719
<v Speaker 5>This is the end times? How much? Just the Lammington.

0:35:30.120 --> 0:35:33.360
<v Speaker 10>Leamington's are four seventy beautiful?

0:35:33.760 --> 0:35:37.080
<v Speaker 7>Maybe you could get some tomato sauce with that extra dollar,

0:35:37.200 --> 0:35:42.080
<v Speaker 7>three or four packets?

0:35:42.440 --> 0:35:48.080
<v Speaker 5>Come on, I'll have to check the money box. What

0:35:48.239 --> 0:35:54.359
<v Speaker 5>a shock we have more money? You get the lemon

0:35:54.440 --> 0:35:55.760
<v Speaker 5>che against the pie?

0:35:56.520 --> 0:35:59.399
<v Speaker 10>Beautiful, beautiful, Thank you very much.

0:35:59.520 --> 0:36:02.920
<v Speaker 5>Kesh Man, all right, he's back worth the drive? Thank you?

0:36:04.120 --> 0:36:09.359
<v Speaker 5>What's the show for now?

0:36:09.440 --> 0:36:13.040
<v Speaker 6>Patty Cashman is back Friday. I can't see any production

0:36:13.239 --> 0:36:13.719
<v Speaker 6>doing now.

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<v Speaker 7>Friday means Petty cash.

0:36:18.200 --> 0:36:23.640
<v Speaker 4>Man day, So be there or b square you should

0:36:23.640 --> 0:36:24.319
<v Speaker 4>go on? Who's lying?

0:36:25.160 --> 0:36:25.960
<v Speaker 5>Thank God you're here.

0:36:26.960 --> 0:36:29.640
<v Speaker 2>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 6>Tell us the story of what happened to you this

0:36:31.120 --> 0:36:35.239
<v Speaker 6>weekend in six words textaman oh four seven five O

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<v Speaker 6>three one O four three.

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<v Speaker 5>Send Christian the test.

0:36:43.200 --> 0:36:45.520
<v Speaker 6>Using six words or less.

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<v Speaker 7>Tell them bunch your weekcad did you hike on go

0:36:53.280 --> 0:36:54.040
<v Speaker 7>to judge to.

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<v Speaker 6>Confess someone's coming in already this morning? Santo gon in

0:37:02.400 --> 0:37:08.320
<v Speaker 6>Santo your six word weekend? Kids need me in the knackers, acony,

0:37:08.680 --> 0:37:13.480
<v Speaker 6>acony will drop any man mick like me. Was out

0:37:13.520 --> 0:37:17.120
<v Speaker 6>working the land with his hands. I concreted the second

0:37:17.239 --> 0:37:17.840
<v Speaker 6>gate posts.

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<v Speaker 5>Well done.

0:37:19.120 --> 0:37:21.640
<v Speaker 6>That sounds like really proper hard work. Jackie boy, what's

0:37:21.680 --> 0:37:22.640
<v Speaker 6>your six word weekend?

0:37:22.680 --> 0:37:23.200
<v Speaker 5>What's happened?

0:37:23.360 --> 0:37:26.360
<v Speaker 4>My child always wants to be naked at the moment.

0:37:26.440 --> 0:37:31.200
<v Speaker 5>Was in that face running out the house.

0:37:31.280 --> 0:37:33.600
<v Speaker 6>They just think this is how it's meant to be,

0:37:34.000 --> 0:37:36.320
<v Speaker 6>and you almost feel like you're boring telling them, Sandy,

0:37:36.360 --> 0:37:37.479
<v Speaker 6>you've got to wear clothes out.

0:37:37.560 --> 0:37:40.319
<v Speaker 4>Wear clothes out there. Yeah, we changed to the pull

0:37:40.400 --> 0:37:42.799
<v Speaker 4>up nappies and this over the last week.

0:37:42.960 --> 0:37:45.880
<v Speaker 5>And don't you running around off that. It's like a

0:37:45.920 --> 0:37:46.920
<v Speaker 5>little Japanese sumo.

0:37:47.600 --> 0:37:50.200
<v Speaker 4>He's learned how to take him off and now he

0:37:50.400 --> 0:37:52.680
<v Speaker 4>always wants to be naked. He was free to them,

0:37:52.680 --> 0:37:55.440
<v Speaker 4>I guess, says the phrase often, but though like, no,

0:37:55.520 --> 0:37:57.360
<v Speaker 4>I don't want clothes, I want to be naked. I

0:37:57.560 --> 0:38:00.600
<v Speaker 4>want to be naked, same as him. Delight once he

0:38:00.680 --> 0:38:04.560
<v Speaker 4>got that logo, so pretty much now all the time

0:38:04.600 --> 0:38:07.239
<v Speaker 4>he spends at home, he's running around naked because we

0:38:07.360 --> 0:38:09.799
<v Speaker 4>can't stop him. But this struggle is then taking him

0:38:09.840 --> 0:38:12.120
<v Speaker 4>anywhere outside of the house, teaching him that we have

0:38:12.280 --> 0:38:14.880
<v Speaker 4>to in society unfortunately, have to be clothed.

0:38:15.160 --> 0:38:16.840
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, and you're going to find that. You'll be around it.

0:38:16.960 --> 0:38:18.960
<v Speaker 6>We had this where sometimes you'll be around at people's

0:38:19.000 --> 0:38:21.319
<v Speaker 6>houses who had kids, and then you can hear them

0:38:21.360 --> 0:38:23.520
<v Speaker 6>like mucking around and suddenly go and chicken them and

0:38:23.960 --> 0:38:27.279
<v Speaker 6>your alsos are naked. There's a situation once when one

0:38:27.320 --> 0:38:29.320
<v Speaker 6>of my girls, when she was very young, was naked

0:38:29.360 --> 0:38:32.600
<v Speaker 6>with my boss's son. They were just like paying in

0:38:32.640 --> 0:38:35.040
<v Speaker 6>a kitchen together and I was like, ah, what did

0:38:35.120 --> 0:38:35.440
<v Speaker 6>we do?

0:38:36.840 --> 0:38:40.480
<v Speaker 4>It is infectious because now Gordy's always getting naked.

0:38:40.360 --> 0:38:42.880
<v Speaker 5>You should get naked too. So he's naked with him.

0:38:43.040 --> 0:38:45.760
<v Speaker 4>His cousin is a year older than him, was around

0:38:45.800 --> 0:38:48.520
<v Speaker 4>over the weekend and because Gordy wants to get naked,

0:38:48.680 --> 0:38:50.480
<v Speaker 4>Leroy wants to get naked as well. And then they're

0:38:50.520 --> 0:38:53.240
<v Speaker 4>running around in circles around the house. We're both naked,

0:38:53.360 --> 0:38:54.280
<v Speaker 4>we're both naked.

0:38:54.400 --> 0:38:56.200
<v Speaker 5>You need to join them get naked.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 6>All the six word weekends coming in great reunion with

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<v Speaker 6>friends in Sydney.

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<v Speaker 5>There's some Adam listened to us in camera. Good morning

0:39:09.800 --> 0:39:13.800
<v Speaker 5>Adam crashed into a parked car. Oops. I hope you

0:39:13.840 --> 0:39:17.759
<v Speaker 5>didn't say that to them. Oops. How do you do that?

0:39:18.000 --> 0:39:26.040
<v Speaker 5>Rand had the crunchiest potato cake ever. That's Tara it.

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<v Speaker 5>Do you like them?

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<v Speaker 4>Crunchy?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, that's the one star of the weekend. It's still

0:39:34.320 --> 0:39:37.759
<v Speaker 6>there on a Monday. Crunchy potato Okay, people on the

0:39:37.800 --> 0:39:38.840
<v Speaker 6>water cool who are gonna ask you?

0:39:38.920 --> 0:39:41.560
<v Speaker 5>Taran? You're ready to go very crunchy potato ca. They're

0:39:41.600 --> 0:39:44.279
<v Speaker 5>all going to go, oh, where'd you go? Where was it?

0:39:44.320 --> 0:39:47.960
<v Speaker 5>Do let us know? Tara and Croydon uh go dogs.

0:39:48.120 --> 0:39:51.200
<v Speaker 5>Great stuff from Tony. He's up and about. It's all

0:39:51.239 --> 0:39:53.080
<v Speaker 5>in block capitals as well for some reason.

0:39:53.200 --> 0:39:54.320
<v Speaker 4>Okay, you beat the kangaroos.

0:39:54.360 --> 0:39:59.800
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, uh Court Pokemon walked too much? That's from Las.

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<v Speaker 6>We're asking you to tell us the story of your

0:40:02.920 --> 0:40:07.440
<v Speaker 6>weekend and six words played with happy childlike wonder.

0:40:09.280 --> 0:40:09.560
<v Speaker 5>Lovely?

0:40:09.880 --> 0:40:11.279
<v Speaker 4>Is that the Pokemon else?

0:40:11.520 --> 0:40:12.319
<v Speaker 5>That's somebody else?

0:40:13.040 --> 0:40:18.560
<v Speaker 6>This is somebody else's weekend. Aliens, fun saved rescue dog celebrated.

0:40:19.920 --> 0:40:22.279
<v Speaker 6>Did you rescue the dog from the aliens? And then

0:40:22.320 --> 0:40:23.960
<v Speaker 6>you and the dog are celebrating. I need to know

0:40:24.000 --> 0:40:26.520
<v Speaker 6>about Bev. I hope everything's right, BEV. Someone trying to

0:40:26.520 --> 0:40:29.680
<v Speaker 6>break in, I hope everyone's all right, Bev all right.

0:40:29.760 --> 0:40:36.520
<v Speaker 6>So my six word weekend is Perrington never gets any easier.

0:40:37.040 --> 0:40:38.960
<v Speaker 6>I'm now in a situation where I've been a dad

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<v Speaker 6>for a very long time, twenty years. I've got a

0:40:40.840 --> 0:40:43.359
<v Speaker 6>twenty year old daughter and a seventeen and a couple

0:40:43.400 --> 0:40:45.479
<v Speaker 6>of months time soon to be eighteen year old daughter.

0:40:46.000 --> 0:40:48.960
<v Speaker 5>I just presumed it would start to shift and become

0:40:48.960 --> 0:40:52.720
<v Speaker 5>a lot easier because of all that incredible twenty year experience.

0:40:53.080 --> 0:40:54.879
<v Speaker 5>Just think about this. If you've been doing one job

0:40:55.040 --> 0:40:57.080
<v Speaker 5>for twenty years, you should be very good at it

0:40:57.080 --> 0:40:57.319
<v Speaker 5>by now.

0:40:57.440 --> 0:40:58.160
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you're a veteran.

0:40:58.320 --> 0:41:00.840
<v Speaker 5>Also, the weekend a learning.

0:41:01.000 --> 0:41:05.239
<v Speaker 6>More confusion, more arguments, more damn it, just getting it wrong.

0:41:05.719 --> 0:41:08.399
<v Speaker 6>It becomes more complicated in very very different ways. When

0:41:08.440 --> 0:41:11.960
<v Speaker 6>they start to become adults. They don't want your advice anymore,

0:41:11.960 --> 0:41:14.279
<v Speaker 6>and you don't quite know where you are in this

0:41:14.440 --> 0:41:16.759
<v Speaker 6>new dance. Okay, it's almost like my wife and I

0:41:16.880 --> 0:41:19.319
<v Speaker 6>have been fired now as full time parents, and we're

0:41:19.320 --> 0:41:22.320
<v Speaker 6>struggling with that. And you're more or less now some

0:41:22.600 --> 0:41:27.840
<v Speaker 6>kind of consultant. And like a consultant, you've got vastly

0:41:27.920 --> 0:41:30.600
<v Speaker 6>reduced hours and they don't really need to take any

0:41:30.640 --> 0:41:32.840
<v Speaker 6>of your findings or research. So at the weekend we

0:41:32.960 --> 0:41:34.919
<v Speaker 6>saw my my twenty year old daughter and she lives

0:41:34.960 --> 0:41:36.680
<v Speaker 6>away from home now, she's at university and she's with

0:41:36.719 --> 0:41:39.319
<v Speaker 6>a boyfriend, and we said, you know what you're gonna

0:41:39.320 --> 0:41:40.440
<v Speaker 6>doing over Christmas in New Year?

0:41:41.200 --> 0:41:43.280
<v Speaker 5>She said, oh, well, we're thinking about going.

0:41:43.200 --> 0:41:48.560
<v Speaker 6>Traveling in Cambodia. And that's why I'm afraid to say

0:41:48.600 --> 0:41:49.160
<v Speaker 6>that I didn't go.

0:41:49.360 --> 0:41:49.759
<v Speaker 5>That's great.

0:41:49.760 --> 0:41:52.240
<v Speaker 6>I'm sure you've done lots of research because you're twenty

0:41:52.360 --> 0:41:57.840
<v Speaker 6>and I see and recognize that I went Cambodia. Is

0:41:57.920 --> 0:42:01.800
<v Speaker 6>it even safe? Oh my, got a third world country?

0:42:01.920 --> 0:42:04.920
<v Speaker 6>What if something goes wrong? That's literally I said, And

0:42:05.080 --> 0:42:08.799
<v Speaker 6>then that was the splits And I'm an adult now,

0:42:08.960 --> 0:42:09.920
<v Speaker 6>I don't need your advice.

0:42:10.080 --> 0:42:13.000
<v Speaker 5>And she's completely right. So yeah, they're going to perhaps

0:42:13.040 --> 0:42:14.080
<v Speaker 5>they're going to Cambodia.

0:42:15.920 --> 0:42:19.399
<v Speaker 6>It is a great came saying this, are you eight

0:42:19.520 --> 0:42:22.239
<v Speaker 6>or nine years time going to Cambodia, they won't have

0:42:22.280 --> 0:42:23.160
<v Speaker 6>an amazing time.

0:42:23.480 --> 0:42:25.279
<v Speaker 4>What scares me about Cambodia, though, what.

0:42:25.239 --> 0:42:26.040
<v Speaker 5>Are you scared about?

0:42:26.239 --> 0:42:30.480
<v Speaker 4>Well, they have the reassurance it is a beautiful country.

0:42:30.480 --> 0:42:33.399
<v Speaker 4>I've been there before. But they have a whole lot

0:42:33.440 --> 0:42:38.200
<v Speaker 4>of unexploded landmine still in the country. They actually do,

0:42:38.760 --> 0:42:41.760
<v Speaker 4>and so it's people's jobs to go around and still

0:42:41.840 --> 0:42:42.600
<v Speaker 4>find where the lane.

0:42:42.680 --> 0:42:44.759
<v Speaker 5>Tell whose job it is, it's not my twenty year old.

0:42:44.760 --> 0:42:48.080
<v Speaker 6>I didn't get her this far to looking for unexploded

0:42:48.440 --> 0:42:49.960
<v Speaker 6>I'm not even going to tell my wife what you

0:42:50.200 --> 0:42:52.719
<v Speaker 6>told me. This is actually the least reassuring thing you've

0:42:52.760 --> 0:42:55.000
<v Speaker 6>ever said to me. You're actually saying you should be

0:42:55.080 --> 0:42:55.680
<v Speaker 6>really scared.

0:42:56.040 --> 0:42:57.560
<v Speaker 4>I think they're all the ones in the city. They

0:42:57.560 --> 0:43:00.279
<v Speaker 4>obviously got those now. But you know, if she's walking

0:43:00.280 --> 0:43:01.560
<v Speaker 4>around in the pastures.

0:43:01.200 --> 0:43:03.160
<v Speaker 6>And they want to go exploring, they want to go

0:43:03.239 --> 0:43:04.680
<v Speaker 6>to Anger what they want to go and see the

0:43:04.760 --> 0:43:06.960
<v Speaker 6>temples and explore the meet Con river.

0:43:07.320 --> 0:43:09.360
<v Speaker 4>Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.

0:43:09.600 --> 0:43:11.440
<v Speaker 6>My wife and I had one those chats for an

0:43:11.480 --> 0:43:13.160
<v Speaker 6>hour in the dark, you know where the light goes out,

0:43:13.360 --> 0:43:15.359
<v Speaker 6>and I could tell my wife needed to talk about

0:43:15.400 --> 0:43:16.240
<v Speaker 6>it a lot more.

0:43:16.239 --> 0:43:20.560
<v Speaker 5>And I actually you're right, she goes Cambodia. We ever

0:43:20.719 --> 0:43:29.120
<v Speaker 5>sleep in the darkness from your wife? Oh?

0:43:30.800 --> 0:43:33.799
<v Speaker 6>Any wait till she hears Wait, we didn't know about

0:43:33.840 --> 0:43:39.840
<v Speaker 6>the land mines, unexploded landlights. No, no, So anyway, yesterday

0:43:39.840 --> 0:43:41.640
<v Speaker 6>evening I was my wife and I were talking about,

0:43:41.680 --> 0:43:43.440
<v Speaker 6>you know what, how do we best be now?

0:43:43.800 --> 0:43:44.440
<v Speaker 5>Now she's twenty.

0:43:44.480 --> 0:43:46.600
<v Speaker 6>We've got to understand that, you know, it's it's difficult,

0:43:46.600 --> 0:43:47.840
<v Speaker 6>and you're all trying to work out this sort of

0:43:47.880 --> 0:43:48.759
<v Speaker 6>new territory they're in.

0:43:49.040 --> 0:43:49.840
<v Speaker 5>You're in stuff like this.

0:43:50.200 --> 0:43:51.560
<v Speaker 6>And I started to go on lines as to look

0:43:51.600 --> 0:43:53.280
<v Speaker 6>at her, and there was a couple of very interesting articles,

0:43:53.320 --> 0:43:55.239
<v Speaker 6>and then I saw they were all recommending this book.

0:43:55.680 --> 0:43:58.719
<v Speaker 6>I ordered a book yesterday and it's about doing life

0:43:58.800 --> 0:44:02.040
<v Speaker 6>with your adult children. It's actually called Keep your Mouth

0:44:02.120 --> 0:44:04.439
<v Speaker 6>Shut and the Welcome Mats Out.

0:44:05.440 --> 0:44:09.880
<v Speaker 5>What I was like, I should have read this Friday

0:44:10.440 --> 0:44:14.320
<v Speaker 5>before the whole Cambodia. Is it even safe? What a

0:44:14.400 --> 0:44:17.919
<v Speaker 5>great title, keep your Mouth Shut and the Welcome Mate Out.

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<v Speaker 5>That's great advice.

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<v Speaker 2>The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 6>Christian, I've been idling along the corder for ninety minutes,

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<v Speaker 6>not happy, chan Christian Cambodia is an amazing place. I've

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<v Speaker 6>been to all the places you mentioned and they are

0:44:34.880 --> 0:44:36.920
<v Speaker 6>all safe. Well listen, thank you very much. I will

0:44:36.960 --> 0:44:38.680
<v Speaker 6>pass it on to wife. Can you give me a

0:44:38.840 --> 0:44:41.600
<v Speaker 6>very detailed map of the exact paths you're talking of

0:44:41.760 --> 0:44:44.280
<v Speaker 6>like that, and if you saw any land mines please

0:44:44.360 --> 0:44:47.040
<v Speaker 6>mark that on the after Jack has literally.

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<v Speaker 5>Aged me in one phase. What they do have there

0:44:50.440 --> 0:44:56.680
<v Speaker 5>is about not reading the room. I mean unexploded land

0:44:56.840 --> 0:44:57.160
<v Speaker 5>that was.

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<v Speaker 4>I did go about eight years ago, so they probably have.

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<v Speaker 4>I've got them.

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<v Speaker 5>And all the tourist posters.

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<v Speaker 6>Now it's their trading thing, isn't It's like the Nike

0:45:05.520 --> 0:45:07.759
<v Speaker 6>just do it those landmines, but then it goes to

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<v Speaker 6>Capitol's gone. That was eight years ago, not anymore.

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<v Speaker 5>All right? Sign for this week's Misheard Lyrics.

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<v Speaker 6>It's just another Misheard Monday, Christian O'Connell's misshard lyrics. Every

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<v Speaker 6>Monday on the Misheard Lyrics, we plea back your songs

0:45:23.840 --> 0:45:25.960
<v Speaker 6>and if you think you're mishearing something, and we agree,

0:45:26.320 --> 0:45:30.160
<v Speaker 6>you will hear this if we don't hear the misheard

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<v Speaker 6>lyric And for the really great ones, Hall of Fame,

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<v Speaker 6>all right, instant Hall of Famer last week for this

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<v Speaker 6>one from John Farnham to share with Dr Chen Stephanie's

0:45:44.000 --> 0:45:47.000
<v Speaker 6>actual doctor, Doctor Chen appearing in a fancy song.

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<v Speaker 5>I love that one. That is one of my favorites.

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<v Speaker 6>All right, let's get into the brand new misheard lyrics

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<v Speaker 6>nath Christian. It sounds like Dave Grant has a grudge

0:46:00.440 --> 0:46:04.680
<v Speaker 6>against someone in Food Fighters. My hero, there goes my hero.

0:46:04.960 --> 0:46:15.319
<v Speaker 6>He's ordinary's the original line? Or is Dave singing there

0:46:15.440 --> 0:46:17.520
<v Speaker 6>goes my hero? Suck it Mary?

0:46:25.200 --> 0:46:27.520
<v Speaker 5>Oh wow, that's a great one. There goes my hero,

0:46:27.760 --> 0:46:36.359
<v Speaker 5>suck it Mary. That's a great one.

0:46:37.239 --> 0:46:41.719
<v Speaker 6>All of word are Naith Ryan has got plans by

0:46:41.760 --> 0:46:42.760
<v Speaker 6>Birds of Tokyo.

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<v Speaker 5>You know this doesn't feel right? Or is it? You

0:46:51.960 --> 0:47:01.359
<v Speaker 5>know fish don't feel right? It is there? Well done.

0:47:03.280 --> 0:47:05.759
<v Speaker 5>Joel has got this on posts Malone. I had some

0:47:06.000 --> 0:47:14.160
<v Speaker 5>help or is it I had some milk? These people

0:47:14.360 --> 0:47:28.320
<v Speaker 5>here there is actually you heat melt. I had some milk.

0:47:28.400 --> 0:47:29.319
<v Speaker 4>I got it the first time.

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<v Speaker 5>Go again?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, back, Jody's got this. Phil Collins behind the lines

0:47:39.600 --> 0:47:44.480
<v Speaker 6>is written in the book. Or is it? She's an incompoop?

0:47:48.719 --> 0:47:55.359
<v Speaker 6>See I'm hearing that one. Yeah, she's an incompoop. She's

0:47:55.440 --> 0:47:56.200
<v Speaker 6>an incompoop.

0:47:56.239 --> 0:47:57.000
<v Speaker 5>He breaks it down.

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<v Speaker 4>She's a.

0:47:59.080 --> 0:47:59.279
<v Speaker 6>Like that.

0:48:00.040 --> 0:48:01.920
<v Speaker 5>It was not Sundy. She's an InCom poop.

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<v Speaker 4>I haven't warming to it.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yeah, one more. I'll give you the benefit of doubt, Jody.

0:48:12.480 --> 0:48:12.960
<v Speaker 5>I'm hearing it.

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<v Speaker 6>You hear it, listener, text me over seven five three

0:48:15.760 --> 0:48:19.200
<v Speaker 6>one o four three. You hear InCom poop in this

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<v Speaker 6>sadly It's always been a lot of the times. Now

0:48:24.880 --> 0:48:27.440
<v Speaker 6>with the Miss Hurdler, it's the last one, is the

0:48:27.600 --> 0:48:31.000
<v Speaker 6>unsavory one. Brad King has got this one. You two

0:48:31.120 --> 0:48:34.960
<v Speaker 6>mysterious ways, a great song. You're sliding down shibby there?

0:48:40.680 --> 0:48:44.120
<v Speaker 6>Or is it you're sliding down she peede there? Maybe

0:48:44.160 --> 0:48:46.279
<v Speaker 6>a young child on a slide that Bono once saw.

0:48:52.719 --> 0:49:01.520
<v Speaker 5>No doubt there, there's no hell there dead, It's there, Brad.

0:49:03.320 --> 0:49:04.960
<v Speaker 6>All right. If you've got any more brand new Miss

0:49:05.040 --> 0:49:07.600
<v Speaker 6>h lyrics, whenever you hear them, email me directly. Christian

0:49:07.600 --> 0:49:09.239
<v Speaker 6>at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au.

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<v Speaker 2>Look Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 6>Good one hear William tease Christian. I've been to Cambodia

0:49:15.760 --> 0:49:18.040
<v Speaker 6>three times. A good mate lived there for three years.

0:49:18.239 --> 0:49:20.480
<v Speaker 6>Another mate has just moved there. None of us have

0:49:20.600 --> 0:49:24.680
<v Speaker 6>ever been blowing up? Thank you so much, thank you,

0:49:25.160 --> 0:49:28.799
<v Speaker 6>this is great news. And Cale, what is amazing your

0:49:28.840 --> 0:49:31.240
<v Speaker 6>talk and a boyfriend will over there Bill in Werribee.

0:49:30.800 --> 0:49:34.120
<v Speaker 5>Thank you very much. A little bit more reassurance than

0:49:34.360 --> 0:49:35.600
<v Speaker 5>old mate here in the studio.

0:49:36.200 --> 0:49:38.040
<v Speaker 4>Hey, I didn't blow up in Cambodire as well.

0:49:38.280 --> 0:49:41.280
<v Speaker 5>You're right. It's such good news in the non blowing

0:49:41.360 --> 0:49:47.239
<v Speaker 5>up stakes. That's lovely stuff. Alrighty, righty, righty, righty. Let's

0:49:47.280 --> 0:49:47.640
<v Speaker 5>do it. Then.

0:49:47.719 --> 0:49:50.520
<v Speaker 6>Last week we're talking about and giving away VIP passes

0:49:50.560 --> 0:49:53.120
<v Speaker 6>to the Melbourne Royal Show and Melbourne Royals Show, the

0:49:53.280 --> 0:49:56.200
<v Speaker 6>kids go crazies like catnip for Gibbs. It's all about

0:49:56.239 --> 0:49:59.480
<v Speaker 6>the showbag. Why can't us middle aged people right have

0:49:59.719 --> 0:50:02.279
<v Speaker 6>fun to with a bag? So we're asking for your

0:50:02.320 --> 0:50:04.319
<v Speaker 6>ideas for and we aren't going to do this. By

0:50:04.360 --> 0:50:07.080
<v Speaker 6>the way, if we had a midlay showbag, what should

0:50:07.120 --> 0:50:09.120
<v Speaker 6>go in there? We had so many calls every day

0:50:09.200 --> 0:50:12.120
<v Speaker 6>last week. Over the weekend, we put all the whittled

0:50:12.160 --> 0:50:15.360
<v Speaker 6>all the various items into twenty different things and we

0:50:15.480 --> 0:50:18.040
<v Speaker 6>let you vote over the weekend and we now have

0:50:18.239 --> 0:50:20.080
<v Speaker 6>your votes for the middle Ay showbag.

0:50:20.640 --> 0:50:24.040
<v Speaker 5>Mild countdown it's not the hot one hundred. It's the

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<v Speaker 5>March twenty. You've had your say.

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<v Speaker 6>You voted what middle aged items have to go into

0:50:31.160 --> 0:50:34.279
<v Speaker 6>our middle aged showbag? At twenty with one percent of

0:50:34.320 --> 0:50:36.200
<v Speaker 6>the votes, it's the humble shoehorn.

0:50:36.600 --> 0:50:38.640
<v Speaker 4>I agree with that. I'm not using the shoehorn rutch

0:50:39.600 --> 0:50:41.880
<v Speaker 4>the dog poo bags coming at number nineteen with one

0:50:41.920 --> 0:50:43.080
<v Speaker 4>and a half percent of the vote.

0:50:45.400 --> 0:50:48.360
<v Speaker 6>As mid ay starts to grow within you, seedlings and

0:50:48.480 --> 0:50:50.879
<v Speaker 6>the matters in the garden. I was buying top soil

0:50:50.920 --> 0:50:53.360
<v Speaker 6>for the first time in my life over the weekend

0:50:53.600 --> 0:50:56.040
<v Speaker 6>and patting it around a lemon tree. This is my

0:50:56.200 --> 0:51:00.000
<v Speaker 6>life now, and worrying about Cambodia and expode landmine.

0:51:00.239 --> 0:51:02.480
<v Speaker 4>What flower seeds did you buy again? Aga panthers?

0:51:02.600 --> 0:51:04.520
<v Speaker 5>No, I didn't get them. I've got some other ones

0:51:04.560 --> 0:51:05.920
<v Speaker 5>that've got like a purple face.

0:51:06.280 --> 0:51:07.400
<v Speaker 3>He doesn't even know which one.

0:51:08.600 --> 0:51:10.560
<v Speaker 4>When they bloom this by this time next to you,

0:51:10.600 --> 0:51:11.600
<v Speaker 4>when they're blooming.

0:51:11.360 --> 0:51:15.400
<v Speaker 5>The gardens in bloom, Jackie boy, what's at seventeen?

0:51:15.800 --> 0:51:20.600
<v Speaker 4>The toothpick and pixtures. Pixtures those little toothpick pros essentially

0:51:20.640 --> 0:51:22.359
<v Speaker 4>with a brush on the end of them. At one

0:51:22.400 --> 0:51:23.400
<v Speaker 4>point eight percent of.

0:51:23.400 --> 0:51:26.239
<v Speaker 6>The vote, taking two point one percent of your votes

0:51:26.280 --> 0:51:28.120
<v Speaker 6>for the midle aged show bag items.

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<v Speaker 5>I Kia food bag clips from one.

0:51:31.040 --> 0:51:35.400
<v Speaker 4>Clip to another at fifteen, the clothes peg at fourteen.

0:51:36.239 --> 0:51:38.040
<v Speaker 6>I don't know who called him with this one. Why

0:51:38.120 --> 0:51:39.839
<v Speaker 6>do you want a middle Ay shot back with nice

0:51:39.880 --> 0:51:40.600
<v Speaker 6>toilet paper?

0:51:41.800 --> 0:51:44.879
<v Speaker 5>No one. Listen, middle Age, you're not soining yourself out.

0:51:46.200 --> 0:51:49.720
<v Speaker 4>You probably buy middle Age. You respect the difference.

0:51:49.560 --> 0:51:53.479
<v Speaker 6>You do quality, touch and fil as my blood words

0:51:53.520 --> 0:51:56.280
<v Speaker 6>at this age. Now what's at thirteen.

0:51:56.719 --> 0:51:58.440
<v Speaker 4>At two point six percent of the vote was the

0:51:58.520 --> 0:51:59.160
<v Speaker 4>lint roller.

0:51:59.280 --> 0:52:02.000
<v Speaker 6>I thought they'd be hindh At twelve breaking up your

0:52:02.040 --> 0:52:06.040
<v Speaker 6>Mayo fascial stuff and soft tissue release the spiky ball.

0:52:06.719 --> 0:52:09.280
<v Speaker 4>And number eleven gave ascon.

0:52:10.640 --> 0:52:16.680
<v Speaker 5>We're breaking into the top ten. We're into the top ten.

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<v Speaker 6>Now, Midlay Showbag essential items at ten standing strong three

0:52:21.000 --> 0:52:24.120
<v Speaker 6>point seven percent of all of your thousands and millions

0:52:24.160 --> 0:52:24.560
<v Speaker 6>of votes.

0:52:24.760 --> 0:52:30.000
<v Speaker 5>Bigger than the logis the garden kneeling pad. Yep.

0:52:30.120 --> 0:52:31.920
<v Speaker 4>These are the items where you start to get really

0:52:32.000 --> 0:52:33.200
<v Speaker 4>excited about the showbag.

0:52:33.280 --> 0:52:33.799
<v Speaker 5>Oh my god.

0:52:33.840 --> 0:52:38.240
<v Speaker 4>At number nine, crossword puzzle book had.

0:52:38.080 --> 0:52:41.280
<v Speaker 6>A sneaky feeling it would go in exercise the brain,

0:52:41.440 --> 0:52:42.399
<v Speaker 6>the mines.

0:52:46.160 --> 0:52:52.160
<v Speaker 5>At eight, a pen five percent of you on voting.

0:52:52.320 --> 0:52:54.360
<v Speaker 5>How can the pen be out of the ahead of

0:52:54.400 --> 0:52:55.160
<v Speaker 5>the lint roller?

0:52:55.840 --> 0:52:59.320
<v Speaker 6>I demand a recount, stop the votes, as Trump one says,

0:53:00.440 --> 0:53:01.480
<v Speaker 6>what's at seven.

0:53:01.560 --> 0:53:03.080
<v Speaker 4>Just ahead of the pen on five and a half

0:53:03.160 --> 0:53:04.160
<v Speaker 4>percent of your votes?

0:53:04.440 --> 0:53:10.920
<v Speaker 6>Tweezers, what's essential for every mum nan arm tie tissues?

0:53:11.120 --> 0:53:14.520
<v Speaker 6>They've always got tissues ready to wipe some food from

0:53:14.560 --> 0:53:14.959
<v Speaker 6>your face.

0:53:15.000 --> 0:53:16.840
<v Speaker 5>Little Johnny, that's at number.

0:53:16.680 --> 0:53:21.960
<v Speaker 4>Six, Top five, Now this is the big stuff, the

0:53:22.080 --> 0:53:24.320
<v Speaker 4>double A and triple A batteries.

0:53:27.760 --> 0:53:31.720
<v Speaker 6>Entering into the top four at four, grippy jar openers

0:53:32.000 --> 0:53:35.799
<v Speaker 6>with a huge seven point six percent of your votes.

0:53:37.320 --> 0:53:40.680
<v Speaker 4>And number three, I can't believe it's this high spectacle wipes.

0:53:41.920 --> 0:53:43.319
<v Speaker 8>I can.

0:53:43.560 --> 0:53:47.719
<v Speaker 5>You're right, everyone does, everyone does, or if you know

0:53:48.120 --> 0:53:49.680
<v Speaker 5>you will, you will.

0:53:51.160 --> 0:53:54.160
<v Speaker 6>All right, we're into the top two essential items in

0:53:54.239 --> 0:53:59.359
<v Speaker 6>our middle aged showbag. You've had your sake at two

0:54:00.120 --> 0:54:03.320
<v Speaker 6>one zero point one percent of all of orvios. Hundreds

0:54:03.360 --> 0:54:05.640
<v Speaker 6>of you demand do we put this in? It is

0:54:07.080 --> 0:54:09.759
<v Speaker 6>essential for us middle aged folk. Heat pack.

0:54:10.640 --> 0:54:13.759
<v Speaker 5>Stick it in the microwave and heat relief is coming

0:54:13.840 --> 0:54:14.000
<v Speaker 5>to you.

0:54:15.520 --> 0:54:18.520
<v Speaker 4>The perfect herrying to the heat pack. At number one,

0:54:19.160 --> 0:54:22.640
<v Speaker 4>you have voted this your most essential middle age item

0:54:22.840 --> 0:54:26.440
<v Speaker 4>at fifteen percent of the votes. Volta and Cream get in.

0:54:27.080 --> 0:54:29.600
<v Speaker 5>It's a strong double a side, isn't it? The heat

0:54:29.680 --> 0:54:32.400
<v Speaker 5>pack and the Voltaire and Cream. All right, you had

0:54:32.440 --> 0:54:34.520
<v Speaker 5>to say thank you very much for all your votes.

0:54:34.600 --> 0:54:37.120
<v Speaker 6>This week we will start to give away these dream

0:54:37.160 --> 0:54:39.040
<v Speaker 6>prizes are Midlag showbags.

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<v Speaker 5>This is the.

0:54:42.880 --> 0:54:44.160
<v Speaker 2>Christian O'Connell show.

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<v Speaker 6>Podcasts already started. The underwhelming presence Father's Day takes up.

0:54:49.880 --> 0:54:54.200
<v Speaker 6>It's in the supermarket yesterday getting a trolley almost walked

0:54:54.239 --> 0:54:59.120
<v Speaker 6>into the small random stand by the trolleys moms don't

0:54:59.160 --> 0:55:03.600
<v Speaker 6>have a stand by trolley's and the sterile white machine

0:55:03.600 --> 0:55:04.960
<v Speaker 6>as well, and that's where it.

0:55:05.120 --> 0:55:07.399
<v Speaker 5>Was about an option of five Father's Day cards.

0:55:07.440 --> 0:55:10.080
<v Speaker 6>I was like, here we go again. And then I

0:55:10.160 --> 0:55:11.840
<v Speaker 6>saw about this to my family yesterday. They were like,

0:55:11.880 --> 0:55:13.640
<v Speaker 6>oh yeah, yeah, when you think about your Father's Day,

0:55:13.680 --> 0:55:15.000
<v Speaker 6>what do you want to do?

0:55:15.320 --> 0:55:18.080
<v Speaker 5>What do you want to do? Said? The owners shouldn't

0:55:18.120 --> 0:55:22.239
<v Speaker 5>be on me on that one day? Have energy? What

0:55:22.360 --> 0:55:24.600
<v Speaker 5>do you want to do with it? Do you have

0:55:24.680 --> 0:55:26.680
<v Speaker 5>to do? Do you want it? And my mom said

0:55:26.680 --> 0:55:29.600
<v Speaker 5>do you want to go out? So that's some stuff

0:55:30.280 --> 0:55:33.439
<v Speaker 5>either table or something watch TV and not talk.

0:55:36.600 --> 0:55:38.200
<v Speaker 6>You'll see it next time. Me in the supermarket this

0:55:38.280 --> 0:55:42.440
<v Speaker 6>week you'll see that crappy old standards. There five random cards,

0:55:43.200 --> 0:55:47.000
<v Speaker 6>the old racing car, the old tennis racket, a cricket ball,

0:55:47.480 --> 0:55:49.960
<v Speaker 6>some old knaked leather share and this is who you

0:55:50.040 --> 0:55:50.439
<v Speaker 6>are one.

0:55:50.360 --> 0:55:52.320
<v Speaker 5>Of these three. It's the archetypes laid out for you.

0:55:55.080 --> 0:55:56.759
<v Speaker 5>Tell you mother, I was going to kick it over.

0:55:56.960 --> 0:56:02.520
<v Speaker 5>I'm so much more than this. I contain multitudes. All right, cool?

0:56:02.560 --> 0:56:03.360
<v Speaker 5>Well we today?

0:56:03.400 --> 0:56:08.560
<v Speaker 6>All well, last week it was vvip tickets to the

0:56:08.640 --> 0:56:12.200
<v Speaker 6>Melbourne Royal Show. Another great price. Today the Keys Leisure

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but that would actually be for me.

0:56:16.880 --> 0:56:17.839
<v Speaker 5>Two hundred dollar.

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<v Speaker 6>Two hundred and fifty dollar voucher includes food and breatherges

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0:56:34.440 --> 0:56:37.560
<v Speaker 6>All right today, then we're looking because new Netflix show

0:56:37.600 --> 0:56:40.120
<v Speaker 6>that Patsy told us about that Christall Worby Love Gone,

0:56:40.120 --> 0:56:41.520
<v Speaker 6>our husband is enjoying on Netflix.

0:56:44.120 --> 0:56:46.560
<v Speaker 5>You can tell he's recovering from surgery. Probably still high

0:56:46.600 --> 0:56:50.120
<v Speaker 5>on drugs. One really good shot Inside the Mind of

0:56:50.200 --> 0:56:52.600
<v Speaker 5>a Dog. None of us and I have two dogs,

0:56:52.680 --> 0:56:53.760
<v Speaker 5>and I love my dogs.

0:56:54.120 --> 0:56:56.919
<v Speaker 6>None of us has ever been sat wondering what's going

0:56:56.960 --> 0:57:00.239
<v Speaker 6>on in their heads because they are so transparent with

0:57:00.280 --> 0:57:02.239
<v Speaker 6>the car keys. You put a shoe on, They're like,

0:57:02.400 --> 0:57:04.160
<v Speaker 6>we're going out for a walk. I love it, Marston

0:57:04.200 --> 0:57:05.120
<v Speaker 6>when we go another walk.

0:57:05.680 --> 0:57:08.319
<v Speaker 4>Number two doesn't need to be a Netflix show, that's sure.

0:57:08.360 --> 0:57:10.680
<v Speaker 3>Oh you're both a bit flat earthy because.

0:57:10.880 --> 0:57:12.560
<v Speaker 5>It's actually very interesting.

0:57:12.680 --> 0:57:14.320
<v Speaker 3>Wow, wait, very interesting?

0:57:14.400 --> 0:57:15.759
<v Speaker 5>Yeah? Yeah, this is interesting, isn't it.

0:57:15.880 --> 0:57:18.960
<v Speaker 6>Dogs have sixteen different facial expressions.

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<v Speaker 5>Dogs are constantly communicating with us. They haven't got sixteenth.

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<v Speaker 6>Murrican tops is three. They did that head that sort

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<v Speaker 6>of tiltless sign. That's one of them.

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<v Speaker 5>TikTok, all right today.

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<v Speaker 6>Then we're looking for other dog TV shows, not just

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<v Speaker 6>Inside the Mind of a Dog to the TV show

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<v Speaker 6>into a.

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<v Speaker 5>Dog TV show. What are the dogs watching with those

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<v Speaker 5>sixteen facial expressions? Not law in order? No, it's a crime.

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<v Speaker 5>Se excuse me, crime? So dog? How I met your

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<v Speaker 5>mother's good show is nip?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>What about how I humped your mother's legs?

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<v Speaker 10>No?

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<v Speaker 6>Gold, I love great Australian bacof a new series is

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<v Speaker 6>all Dogs. That's right.

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<v Speaker 5>It's a great Australian Barkoff Silver plus.

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<v Speaker 6>Another cop show one now Starsky and Husky Bronze Smart Dogs.

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<v Speaker 6>What about this is topical Larry just winning the well

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<v Speaker 6>deserved logo. Yeah, the chase, the melmur am I right

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<v Speaker 6>of post Silver and another one now they're protecting Australia

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<v Speaker 6>the dogs.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh they do every day, that's right. Bought a college security.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Gold, I haven't brought a coil, Jackie boy, what

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<v Speaker 4>have you got shitsos Creek?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, very good.

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<v Speaker 4>The fetch Prince of bel Air.

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<v Speaker 5>That's also gold, who's a good boy?

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<v Speaker 4>Swallows Universe gold as well.

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<v Speaker 5>He's been practicing better this time for the week in

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<v Speaker 5>front of that mirror.

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<v Speaker 4>And the undred with Andy Lee and you would might

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<v Speaker 4>know I had a few.

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<v Speaker 5>No, that's not a Gold LOGI there for you or Andy.

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<v Speaker 2>But Christian Connell show Podcast.

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<v Speaker 6>go bowling, food and drink on us at the Keys

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<v Speaker 6>Bowling Alley impressed them to don the time waste. So

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<v Speaker 6>we're asking you to share your dog TV shows with

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<v Speaker 6>us turn of TV show to a dog TV show.

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<v Speaker 5>Marcus has got How I Met Your Mongrel? Silver, Napaus.

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<v Speaker 6>Gold, very good, Hannah third Rock Viler from the Sun, Silver,

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<v Speaker 6>Greyhound's Anatomy, the Silver Puss, Jack Russell Reacher Bronze, gimme

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<v Speaker 6>a bones gold hell or.

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<v Speaker 6>Nine gold that's very good too. When unpeaked the Big

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<v Speaker 6>Band furry Bronze. That's good Big band instead of theory furry.

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<v Speaker 4>That is actually pretty good.

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<v Speaker 5>Silver the Dash Indians.

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<v Speaker 4>Gold.

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<v Speaker 5>The Dash Indians is very good. Lee Connin's well done.

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<v Speaker 5>Home Impoundments silver, Wolf Creek.

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<v Speaker 6>Bron Farmer wants a kelpie silver and barking bad Oh,

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<v Speaker 6>that's song.

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<v Speaker 5>Craig, all right, who's going bowling?

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<v Speaker 4>Let's give it a Craig for barking bed well done.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 6>And I told the months of that it's gonna be

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<v Speaker 6>heading to Spotlight getting their kids outfits a ready this

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<v Speaker 6>week for the great thing that is book week the

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<v Speaker 6>week can we ask you what are you getting kids already?

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<v Speaker 6>As this week Sophie, I requested my favorite costume all

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<v Speaker 6>time a few years ago. I want to be the

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<v Speaker 6>dancing two man you see outside car dealerships.

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<v Speaker 5>You know what I'm blowing in the wind there, ben

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<v Speaker 5>over in half. Sometimes there's not enough wind.

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<v Speaker 4>Loved book character, Yeah, well.

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<v Speaker 6>Known fiction here, that's where those literally sa rates are

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<v Speaker 6>in the gutter. My aunt came through with an epic

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<v Speaker 6>costume of exactly that, using one of those concertina cat tunnels.

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<v Speaker 5>Actually very good.

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<v Speaker 6>My son was Dave Grohl last year from Jennie b

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<v Speaker 6>well known childress author David roll Well.

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<v Speaker 3>He has written a biopography.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, sorry for book week Stephanie Christian. This week my

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<v Speaker 6>daughter who's eight, is going in as Aurora from Sleeping Beauty. Jason.

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<v Speaker 6>My twelve year daughter has made a grue costume. I

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<v Speaker 6>suspect it is a pointed to officially make her friends

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<v Speaker 6>are minions.

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<v Speaker 5>Sarah.

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<v Speaker 6>After forcing my son to dress up as the Mandalorian

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<v Speaker 6>the past three years, saves money in buying a new

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<v Speaker 6>costume each time. Is this is a this year not

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<v Speaker 6>to go Superman?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay? So the book book like me? Sadly, Yeah, Mandalorian.

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<v Speaker 4>The books are out the windows. You just go as

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<v Speaker 4>anything there.

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<v Speaker 5>It should be straight to bookweek, a bookweek? So what

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<v Speaker 5>are your kids going out? What have you gone as? Jack?

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<v Speaker 5>What did you got?

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<v Speaker 4>I went one year as the troll under the bridge

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<v Speaker 4>from the Billy Goats graph Oh wow. Another year I

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<v Speaker 4>was a Stingray. I'm not sure what book I was from.

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<v Speaker 5>And he would make the outfit mumble dand or she

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<v Speaker 5>could have doing it. She was good.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, I'll get a photo of the sting Ray.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, and what about the troll? How did you do

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<v Speaker 5>that under the bridge? Do you have like a little

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<v Speaker 5>trid at the fork? And I did?

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<v Speaker 4>And I had a bridge on my head going across

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<v Speaker 4>made out of cardboard.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it's like a full Lady Gaga outfit. That is

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<v Speaker 5>perhaps you do that?

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<v Speaker 3>Or yeah we did that? Way stop it. I didn't

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<v Speaker 3>Mother Hubbard one one year I remember, but I can

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<v Speaker 3>remember very well because I turned up to school and

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<v Speaker 3>I was a week early. It was actually the week later,

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<v Speaker 3>and I burst into tears because no one else was

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<v Speaker 3>dressed up.

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<v Speaker 5>So Mum had Mother Hubbard.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I had like a black sort of like

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<v Speaker 3>a you know, like a like a servants sort of.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know why I think that all that's all

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<v Speaker 3>Mum had in the cupboard was this black with lace, you.

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<v Speaker 5>Know that, and like a white bonnet book.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast