Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
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Speaker 1: Chronk The Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four point three,
Speaker 1: soe and seventy eight.
Speaker 5: What a time to be alive.
Speaker 6: Guys, We're all gonna remember where we were, and we
Speaker 6: found out Larry Emda is the very best of the
Speaker 6: best of the best of the best in TV land.
Speaker 6: Stand aside Hamish Blake and Andy Lee, stand aside Sampang,
Speaker 6: there's in New King and it is Larry.
Speaker 4: How much do we read into these rumors that since
Speaker 4: Channel seven took over the hosting of the loads, it's
Speaker 4: only been Channel seven the last.
Speaker 6: Two years it has been a Channel seven person winning
Speaker 6: it on the Channel seven TV show.
Speaker 5: But Larry Mda deserves that.
Speaker 6: Good guy always, and I think he mainly got it
Speaker 6: for I'm pretty sure he hosted a show in the nineties.
Speaker 6: Maybe you remember this, Patsy The World's Worst Drivers.
Speaker 4: I thought you were going to say price is right,
Speaker 4: and the.
Speaker 5: Price is right.
Speaker 6: I noticed that Channel seven kept showing a lot of
Speaker 6: the old prices right because he's been serving TV.
Speaker 3: Forty years and you know what he really how old
Speaker 3: is he?
Speaker 5: Fifties?
Speaker 3: Sixties?
Speaker 5: And the Google their pets now.
Speaker 4: Fifty nine years old?
Speaker 5: He yeah, fifty nine. He looks fresh.
Speaker 3: He was reading national news at nineteen or something, but he.
Speaker 6: Was surely you can't have a boy presenting like you know.
Speaker 6: My daughters then just turned twenty. I don't want to
Speaker 6: turn on the US to see her breaking very bad.
Speaker 6: The world is ending. Can someone charge my phone for me?
Speaker 6: It needs to be charged. My phone's broken and I've
Speaker 6: lost my air pods.
Speaker 3: But big in radio before TV.
Speaker 5: Like and is it?
Speaker 6: You hope that soon and soon you can get out
Speaker 6: tread on our heads and it goes this show rage
Speaker 6: against the menopause and then out of this place. Next
Speaker 6: up logies. We thought that acros speech was something I
Speaker 6: do deserve this. You wait till she gets a LOGI wow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, he's a lovely guy, Larry, and well deserved,
Speaker 3: I say.
Speaker 6: And Patsy, can we just check in? How is Chris
Speaker 6: the Werribee love God Week two the recovery?
Speaker 3: How's he going with his miniscus After the miniscus it's
Speaker 3: one of those he actually said at the weakad he lamented,
Speaker 3: I actually think I should have had a total near
Speaker 3: replacement at least.
Speaker 6: Reckon should have had a total body replacement, maybe a
Speaker 6: head replacement Old Walk Disney.
Speaker 4: Or face off John Devol just becoming human altogether.
Speaker 3: It's such an unusual spot, like because it's right at
Speaker 3: the back of the knee, which is why the league
Speaker 3: has to be straight up out. But showering is quite
Speaker 3: quite an effort because he has to he has to
Speaker 3: keep the legs straight. Cannot put any weight on it
Speaker 3: at this point.
Speaker 5: A nightmare.
Speaker 6: So I mean the waterproof wheelchairs. Basically it's like a
Speaker 6: car wash for the body.
Speaker 4: Actually give in to the car.
Speaker 3: That would be perfect. But I actually think I might
Speaker 3: need a shower chair because it's it's really quite dangerous
Speaker 3: because he has to pump on one foot with the
Speaker 3: other leg out straight into the shower. We don't have
Speaker 3: a walk through shower.
Speaker 6: It's got a little You can make a suggestion if
Speaker 6: you've got the thank you have, you got the hose
Speaker 6: that shower, get microphone out of the microphone stands.
Speaker 3: Yes we have, thankfully you know.
Speaker 5: You practice a future acre speech in there.
Speaker 6: I'm not surprised. I've got this for the second year running.
Speaker 6: I'm the Larry m There of radio.
Speaker 3: Now we do have that.
Speaker 5: Why don't you.
Speaker 6: Walk him in when it's dry, I do, and then
Speaker 6: turn the shower once he's in a seated position and
Speaker 6: then use that as if you were cleaning a door.
Speaker 5: I do.
Speaker 3: But it's hard because so the frame and all like his.
Speaker 5: RoboCop like it's the metallic man.
Speaker 3: No, but the frame has to go in and all
Speaker 3: because he has to like, because it's so hard just
Speaker 3: standing on one leg and quite dangerous on a wet floor.
Speaker 5: You don't have him doing that, for sure, Crystal.
Speaker 3: I think I do eat a bath chair jacket looks
Speaker 3: like in a Veyo home, and.
Speaker 6: I think we had to take an intervention and get
Speaker 6: drive for an hour and a half. Got that mankey
Speaker 6: old Westgate to deliver a wheelchair.
Speaker 3: You No, I think he might need his nurse.
Speaker 5: Rat wouldn't give him one, please.
Speaker 3: But even that's precarious because even if he's got a chair,
Speaker 3: the leg still has to be straight. So what do
Speaker 3: I do with the leg then, because.
Speaker 5: It has to kind of a footstool a waterproof.
Speaker 3: But then I can't close the shower door, so water
Speaker 3: is going to get everywhere. Maybe I'll just wheel him
Speaker 3: out the back in the wheelchair.
Speaker 5: He needs to be sharing everything or something.
Speaker 3: Comba patient I do every other day he gets spongebar,
Speaker 3: Oh my god, wow, scratchet and then every.
Speaker 5: Seconds in the hospital longer.
Speaker 6: Not just that, it's I can think in life, it's
Speaker 6: how it's given, isn't it. You can imagine how how
Speaker 6: joyful bats must be about.
Speaker 5: Squeegy of down. You know that person of the lights.
Speaker 4: He's in the steel wall of the kitchen seat.
Speaker 6: Scrub daddy heart each bum parts.
Speaker 5: Chris's coming in, It's coming in. Let me clear up
Speaker 5: the tag nuts.
Speaker 3: Okay, you're shocking both of you.
Speaker 2: Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 6: That is a very rare moon. You won't see one
Speaker 6: light this again until twenty thirty seven. It's a super
Speaker 6: rare blue moon.
Speaker 4: It's too foggy out there.
Speaker 6: I know it's a real piece super out there today?
Speaker 6: Is that someone that other shuduck Holmes thing I can't
Speaker 6: think of. A horse drawn carriages come at me with
Speaker 6: Shirlock and Watson on the case.
Speaker 4: Just how luck we get the rarest mood I've never
Speaker 4: heard of? And now we kind of even say it.
Speaker 6: Yes, heartbreak in Now what else you found out about
Speaker 6: the logis you put me on some sort of conspiracy.
Speaker 5: Chase, Larry have it.
Speaker 4: I don't mind episodes.
Speaker 6: You have to do the chase like three thousand a year.
Speaker 6: The poor guy he's held against as Will didn't.
Speaker 4: Even watch the logis. I would have loved for my
Speaker 4: friend Andy later to have won it.
Speaker 5: Did you vote?
Speaker 4: I didn't In the end, Oh, well, so you would
Speaker 4: have loved it so much.
Speaker 6: She didn't vote. He accused us even to get close
Speaker 6: to Andy. You even had a dinner with him, didn't you?
Speaker 6: On Friday night?
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, Judas, Judas.
Speaker 4: I also saw in Sydney our old friend Eliza. She
Speaker 4: used to work on the Hamish and Andy show.
Speaker 5: She was with her once. She would like to go
Speaker 5: and move to Andy Lee's plants.
Speaker 4: Yes, Friday, she helped us lift it on through the
Speaker 4: back of my youth.
Speaker 6: She was I'm good at PA, but I didn't know
Speaker 6: they can do like nursery duties with the potted plants.
Speaker 4: She was on last season of the Block with her
Speaker 4: sister living. Yes, they came second on the Block and
Speaker 4: she was invited to the logis Channel nine said yep,
Speaker 4: you'll be there that the Block is nominated. So she
Speaker 4: booked her flight up to Sydney, she bought a dress,
Speaker 4: and then last week General Miryan said, nah, we're not
Speaker 4: going to take any of the reality contestants after all,
Speaker 4: so pulled the p So she was just up in
Speaker 4: Sydney floating around because she had this, she'd booked the tickets.
Speaker 5: That's a massive show. People love that.
Speaker 4: Did the block wind you know, Patty anything?
Speaker 5: Sure? I don't know.
Speaker 6: In the news reader travel the logs in the lead
Speaker 6: news story today, I.
Speaker 3: Believe travel guards one.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I believe isn't like a new sort of authority.
Speaker 5: I believe. I saw there's a situation in America right now.
Speaker 3: They got up on the stage, so they were pipped
Speaker 3: honestly some of the people they have there and then
Speaker 3: they don't have people who were actually in shows, like
Speaker 3: you know, it's a bit of here, there and everywhere.
Speaker 4: Who do you say there that you didn't think she'd
Speaker 4: be there?
Speaker 3: Not going to point anyone out in particular, Jack, you're
Speaker 3: not taking So did.
Speaker 6: You actually watch the logis? I always wondered who watches
Speaker 6: it too?
Speaker 3: I love it. I love the fashion love the red carpet.
Speaker 5: You know they probably shows still that show biz feel
Speaker 5: of it.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I had to see Annie carry on the carpet.
Speaker 3: She looked gorgeous.
Speaker 5: Wow, I can't.
Speaker 6: That feels like an old fashioned kind of by gone
Speaker 6: ere yes dying out AI awards.
Speaker 5: That's what will be.
Speaker 2: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 6: It's the Christian O'Connell's show. Come on into Karen, listen
Speaker 6: to the show. Today's it's been thinking about the situation
Speaker 6: that Patsy has at home with her husband and where
Speaker 6: we love God had knee surgery a week and a
Speaker 6: half ago.
Speaker 5: Showering is problematic.
Speaker 6: The knee that's been operated on needs to be extended
Speaker 6: out in front of him, and.
Speaker 5: Showering is tough. And you've got a shower door, yes, correct?
Speaker 5: Have I got the set up right? Yes?
Speaker 3: You have with a lip so it's not a walk
Speaker 3: in shower unfortunately.
Speaker 6: Onning, guys, I'm talking morning guys. I'm listening to you
Speaker 6: guys this morning, nineteenth eight, twenty twenty.
Speaker 5: I've never seen that from any of you. Are you
Speaker 5: from the International Space Station? Captain? I'm aware what the
Speaker 5: day is.
Speaker 6: This isn't from the future. Is it twenty thirty two
Speaker 6: from Brisbane at Games listen to you guys this morning.
Speaker 6: Thank you for always dating what morning that is? Perhaps
Speaker 6: you're talking about her husband shower trouble. Have solved the problem.
Speaker 6: As I work in health and with equipment, you need
Speaker 6: to get a shower stall as not a big as
Speaker 6: not as big as a shower chair. Play shower stool,
Speaker 6: flush up against the shower all for the patient's backcrest.
Speaker 6: Have a small plastic rubbish bin upside down for the
Speaker 6: patient to rest the leg on.
Speaker 3: Yes, great idea. We've actually got an old mixing bowl
Speaker 3: that is massive, like a massive.
Speaker 5: Hell yeah, what's your going on there, missus Miggins?
Speaker 6: Oh now walking at those ans at biscuits that we
Speaker 6: have before that, I'm still breaking down in my digestive
Speaker 6: tracks six years later.
Speaker 3: It's one of those big metal ones and we pop
Speaker 3: it upside like a.
Speaker 6: Big old sort of dinner lady one or an honor
Speaker 6: like a cauldron like witches would have, not a cauldron
Speaker 6: like we don't ever use our outside voice to refer
Speaker 6: to her like that at the Cauldron of News.
Speaker 3: Yes, we are using that because there's nothing else like Yeah,
Speaker 3: we didn't know what else to use, but I might
Speaker 3: have to get a shower stool.
Speaker 5: Now, I mean he's got a barstool.
Speaker 3: No, that was his suggestion. Let's get at.
Speaker 6: Doing a session and on sunset strip many students in tonight.
Speaker 4: So if he's not sitting down, what's he using the
Speaker 4: big salad ball for? Or are you trying to seat him?
Speaker 3: He's got the frame, he's got the Zimmer frame. No,
Speaker 3: he's got the Zimmer frame up against the tiles, and
Speaker 3: so he's sort of kind of backs in cleans on that, Chris.
Speaker 6: I mean he's struggling enough without hearing whole shower nudity,
Speaker 6: struggling in with a walker being soaked.
Speaker 3: And he has to rest his foot and you're.
Speaker 5: In a wet suit with an aquilong are you?
Speaker 3: But I'm getting drenched as well?
Speaker 5: Must be stagy.
Speaker 3: It's crazy. It looks like in a VEO care home.
Speaker 6: So he needs a stool, needs a stool. Now, have
Speaker 6: we got any here at the station or can we
Speaker 6: get him a bar stool?
Speaker 5: Get it to him?
Speaker 3: Are you serious? Have you seen my chair in the
Speaker 3: newsroom it's ripped. I doubt we'd even have a stool here.
Speaker 4: You need a special ty shell.
Speaker 3: Slip you know with big, big nasty.
Speaker 5: Could you get one of those that came out because
Speaker 5: they do that kind of plastic that you don't.
Speaker 3: Then it's so much jump on the website and have
Speaker 3: a look.
Speaker 4: You can't sit on that lawn chair one.
Speaker 6: They have that strange hole in the middle. It's some
Speaker 6: kind of glory situation.
Speaker 2: I just said glory the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 6: Good Morning Christian, my husband. They're the same operation as
Speaker 6: Patsy's husband Crystal where We Love God. We actually did
Speaker 6: use a plastic outdoor chair. It works a treat. I'm
Speaker 6: just worried if it's if it's one that's all plastic,
Speaker 6: it's the one with the slats, because anything wet can
Speaker 6: slip through and suddenly be slatted, and then you've got
Speaker 6: attraction problem.
Speaker 5: Past Chris is age.
Speaker 4: All of a sudden you come out of sackage.
Speaker 6: It's it's low and getting nearer the ground. Every year
Speaker 6: they go to me, if you're a man who hit
Speaker 6: one hundred, you must be dragging it around with you
Speaker 6: on the floor. It's like a cable connected to mother Earth, and.
Speaker 4: Then all of a sudden you pulling the chair around
Speaker 4: the house.
Speaker 6: Yes, yeah, yeah, Christian, Poor Chris, yep, exactly. I have
Speaker 6: one of those medical shower stools used once and sanitized
Speaker 6: in brackets at home in the garage after I broke
Speaker 6: my broke my foot and had surgery. Chris is welcome
Speaker 6: to it. Are you anywhere near Patterson Lakes?
Speaker 5: Pats? No, not really, Well, you won't have that morning.
Speaker 5: That's the end of that cold case.
Speaker 4: Literally side else She's not making.
Speaker 6: Next door to you, patsy Okay, I'm trying free after
Speaker 6: episode nine hundred, raised against give up.
Speaker 3: Plenty of time after nine maybe you can pop out
Speaker 3: and get to Chris.
Speaker 5: Don't opted out.
Speaker 3: I have time.
Speaker 5: What about this? Are you near a Bunnings?
Speaker 3: Of course I am. Everyone's near a bunny.
Speaker 6: Shower stores at Bunnings, do they? Sean has just come
Speaker 6: to the aide.
Speaker 3: I'm going to go today. Thank you, Sean. That is brilliant.
Speaker 3: She ain't going to day no, I am, of course
Speaker 3: I am. I will on the way I'm from doing everything.
Speaker 6: Yesterday, I was tasked with two things by my wife,
Speaker 6: which is a very rare unusual day if I'm being
Speaker 6: tasked with anything of something menial duties around the house.
Speaker 6: And by I mean real menial stuff around the house.
Speaker 6: It's round us to do any kind of research for
Speaker 6: a New Year. My wife and I we're going to Thailand.
Speaker 6: We're going to spend three nights. Yeah, we've been a
Speaker 6: couple of times and yearly years ago, before we had kids,
Speaker 6: we went to Bangkok and we had to stay basically
Speaker 6: didn't have a lot of money. We had to stay
Speaker 6: in a really really ropierrea. So I said, one year,
Speaker 6: let's go back to Bangkok and do it. Probably, so
Speaker 6: we're going for New Year, seen the New Year Bangkok.
Speaker 6: Then we're going to go traveling. Sarah said, could you
Speaker 6: do some research to find out where to be good
Speaker 6: to see the New Year's fireworks in a Bangkok? Apparently
Speaker 6: they're fame for it and didn't want to go. Well,
Speaker 6: we've used to live in London. They're also well known
Speaker 6: for the fireworks. Sydney's Well, I mean everywhere has fireworks
Speaker 6: in New Year. Plus, I don't want to go. We're
Speaker 6: really that age now where staying out to see a fireworks?
Speaker 6: Will we even be awake by midnight at our range
Speaker 6: or will we just fall in the seapon? A causul
Speaker 6: so Anyway, I looked into you know, we need a
Speaker 6: global currency, okay, because obviously every current country you don't
Speaker 6: know whether you're getting ripped off.
Speaker 5: So suddenly I'm looking at this. It's a buffet with
Speaker 5: a view, and I'm like, oh, we love a buffet,
Speaker 5: you know the buffet. Wow.
Speaker 6: Wait, and then I see it's it's thousands of tay
Speaker 6: bart and I'm like, well, I don't know, is that good?
Speaker 6: So I was looking at this thing for New Year's
Speaker 6: Eve right in Bangkok, and it was this is spare
Speaker 6: in mind. This is a buffet. Now, we love a buffet.
Speaker 6: Langham does the best buffet in Melbourne, right, But it's a.
Speaker 5: Buffet, okay.
Speaker 6: And then I see you get a one complimentary glass
Speaker 6: of champagne on arrival.
Speaker 5: That's it.
Speaker 6: Well this must be maybe it's on bucks or something,
Speaker 6: maybe even undred and twenty. I don't know, but it's
Speaker 6: new zeve. I can step to that. I do the
Speaker 6: currency converted, not once, not twice, but three times, because
Speaker 6: that guy they can't can't one thousand dollars Australian dollars
Speaker 6: for a buffet one glass of shit, one one glass
Speaker 6: of complimentary champagne on arrival.
Speaker 4: Is it because it's got a great view of the fireworks.
Speaker 5: And then I looked again. It said free flowing, so thought,
Speaker 5: oh that's match.
Speaker 6: So it's like unlimited drinks, but even that, and then
Speaker 6: saw no, no, it was free flowing mineral water. Next years,
Speaker 6: he looks like, at these look half empty. Let me
Speaker 6: go and get some more agua minral for you guys.
Speaker 2: The Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 5: Let's get into this week's the Golden Year.
Speaker 6: If it become a show, we pick a year, we
Speaker 6: go back to it, we talk about what happened that year.
Speaker 6: Today it's nineteen ninety five, and then we get into
Speaker 6: a one second winner, Jack and Patsy.
Speaker 5: You guys playing.
Speaker 6: Along as well, trying to guess the songs from just
Speaker 6: a short one second clip nineteen ninety five. In a thumbnail, Jar, Patsy,
Speaker 6: that means a thumb. Now that means not too much.
Speaker 6: Nineteen ninety five, What were you up to?
Speaker 3: I was Audry's age. I'm getting a bit emotional. I
Speaker 3: was already his age.
Speaker 5: I was thirteen nineteen ninety five.
Speaker 3: Oh ninety five. I thought we were doing eighty.
Speaker 5: Five university year older than me.
Speaker 3: Oh, I was thinking eighty five. Yeah, no, I'd come
Speaker 3: to Melbourne for my first job in metro radio.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Oh, and once again we're never far away from the
Speaker 6: great origin story of.
Speaker 5: Radio all right.
Speaker 6: Nineteen ninety five, in smaller news, eBay and Amazon both launched.
Speaker 6: Amazon started as a bookstore in Jeff Bezos's garage. It's
Speaker 6: an incredible story. I know when he got divorced a
Speaker 6: couple of years ago. His wife was a big part
Speaker 6: in him setting it all up as well. And I
Speaker 6: think she got twenty five percent of their stock because
Speaker 6: he sold obviously a lot of it where to become
Speaker 6: a billionaire. And she got thirty eight billion.
Speaker 4: Yeah, pretty good.
Speaker 6: I mean, what is Australia make a year? What is
Speaker 6: this country make a year? I mean, I don't know
Speaker 6: how much it makes, but thirty eight billion. Adelaide back
Speaker 6: in ninety five was hosting the Australian Grand Prix for
Speaker 6: the last time because then Melbourne took it on.
Speaker 5: O J. Simpson huge news story. O J.
Speaker 6: Simpson was found not guilty in the Trial of the Century.
Speaker 6: In movies, this great movie came out. Toy story in
Speaker 6: the first one.
Speaker 5: You got friend in Me, You Got.
Speaker 6: Briend Tom Hanks had a great year in ninety five,
Speaker 6: so he was in this with Tim Allen.
Speaker 5: Danie also did Apollo thirteen. I have you've seen that?
Speaker 6: Jack great movie, Tom Hanks, Kevin Macon, Bill Paxton, and
Speaker 6: Ed Harris. I also love another movie that came out
Speaker 6: this year, which sadly has got forty percent on Rotten Tomato.
Speaker 6: But people are idiots. This is one hundred percent. Were
Speaker 6: talking about the green Billy Madison.
Speaker 2: All back to school, smiling, already back to school.
Speaker 5: To prove to dad that I'm not a fool. I
Speaker 5: got my lunch packed up, my boots tight tight, I hohle.
Speaker 6: Fight, don't get in a fight.
Speaker 1: Ah, back to school, Back to school.
Speaker 5: See, we're all spining.
Speaker 4: Forty percent is actually quite high for an Adam Sadler movie.
Speaker 4: Critics always have it out for Adam, said, check any
Speaker 4: of these.
Speaker 6: I got a bad snobbers. There's snobbery arounds the Sam Man.
Speaker 6: All right, let's get into one second winner, So one
Speaker 6: second clips of big songs from nineteen ninety five.
Speaker 5: Jackie you ready, I'm ready? Pats are you ready?
Speaker 4: You bet?
Speaker 3: Gangster's Paradise coolio.
Speaker 2: Wow waits fired?
Speaker 5: Good tune? All right, who's this from ninety five. They
Speaker 5: were huge in ninety five?
Speaker 4: Is that oasis?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 5: What's the story?
Speaker 6: If you had I'll give you a clue, if you
Speaker 6: had a bowl of soup, you might something else. We
Speaker 6: weren't like something else with it, a spoon.
Speaker 4: A ladle, some bread in a.
Speaker 3: Oh, just give him me it, roll with it.
Speaker 5: I'll try some soup. And you probably get this one
Speaker 5: because it's a bit closer to home and therefore easier.
Speaker 5: I mean, wow, wow too on the international stuff. But
Speaker 5: the bang obvious I think this is nineteen ninety five
Speaker 5: because it sounds like it's eighty five. All right? Who's this?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 4: And that's where that's all?
Speaker 5: Yes? Would he what he?
Speaker 3: Should?
Speaker 1: She?
Speaker 5: Should? She? Are they?
Speaker 1: You?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 7: My?
Speaker 5: This sluggish going today? Is it?
Speaker 6: Ye?
Speaker 5: All right? Who's this from ninety five? Yeah? It was?
Speaker 3: What was the name of them? It's not Shakespeare's sister, No,
Speaker 3: Merrill Bainbridge.
Speaker 5: Who's this chicle? This stuff?
Speaker 4: That is shaggy? Mister bombastic?
Speaker 5: Yes, rejud all right, So I wish one of these?
Speaker 5: Do you want to hear next? We're playing one of them.
Speaker 6: There's not a lot of good ones there, I mean, really,
Speaker 6: you couldn't find any bigger songs from nineteen ninety five
Speaker 6: and who the head is Mel Bainbridge?
Speaker 5: She sounds like an English poet.
Speaker 3: It was huge.
Speaker 6: Now reading will be Meryll Bainbridge from her poem in
Speaker 6: the Ground.
Speaker 5: Time to go, Let's do that, Let's play that next.
Speaker 5: We can perass we can.
Speaker 2: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: Guys, Exciting Times. We met him Friday.
Speaker 6: He's come back to see everyone today. Who am I
Speaker 6: talking about? Petty cash Man? Who is Petty cash Man?
Speaker 6: Where the hell were you Friday? Let me walk you
Speaker 6: back to Friday, my friends, cash Man is back on
Speaker 6: this radio station. And over the last couple of years,
Speaker 6: cash Man has been giving away a lot of money.
Speaker 6: You know, sometimes you catch up with an old friend
Speaker 6: and something's changed. My god, they look a little bit older,
Speaker 6: not quite got the flash car they used to have.
Speaker 6: Cash Man came back last week. He's had a tough
Speaker 6: couple of years and some stocks and shares haven't really
Speaker 6: come through, and he ain't given away barrelos of cash anymore.
Speaker 2: If you need cash in a flesh, have we got
Speaker 2: the Cape Crusader for you?
Speaker 5: Cold one or four point three? Cash Man? Cashman so
Speaker 5: let me take you through. When he was giving some
Speaker 5: away last week, there was this that Maja down dave
Speaker 5: another fifty for you. Fifty bucks.
Speaker 6: There used to be thousands and thousand sounds as now
Speaker 6: it's fifty bucks.
Speaker 5: Another winner. Oh cash calashtake fifty for you.
Speaker 6: You can see what's happening here, So we have our own.
Speaker 6: If that's the way it's going, we can help you
Speaker 6: out now with Petty cash.
Speaker 7: Man, his supersuits from Anko, his cash. My bill's a
Speaker 7: key real, he's the penny pinching gold coin hoarning receipt
Speaker 7: requiring petty cash Man.
Speaker 6: All right, Petty cash Man is back. On Friday, he
Speaker 6: had seventy one dollars. Seventy We asked you to call
Speaker 6: him what he wants some of the money for, not
Speaker 6: all of it, okay. Eric Lamb bought a three dollar
Speaker 6: fifty screwdriver for work and can we bothered to do
Speaker 6: the paperwork for the reimbursement cash man.
Speaker 5: Petty cash Man was there for him.
Speaker 4: Oh sorry, mate, I was just calculating how much we
Speaker 4: still got under sind Heye asked for ten dollars for
Speaker 4: double A batteries. She was passionately anti trackpad needed it
Speaker 4: for her computer mouse. We gave it five dollars because
Speaker 4: we thought ten dollars to double as sounded a bit steep.
Speaker 6: Liz needed four dollars fifty for our sausage roll for lunch.
Speaker 6: She got the four dollars fifty and also had some
Speaker 6: sauce with it. Liz, thank you very much for the
Speaker 6: photo you sent. Thanks to Petty cash Man. She had
Speaker 6: a great lunch.
Speaker 4: Damien didn't send a photo of his daughter's Zinger meal,
Speaker 4: but she worked hard at school all week and he
Speaker 4: wanted fourteen dollars ninety five for a Zinger box meal.
Speaker 6: Glen for the meat Raffle on Friday night, the dandod
Speaker 6: On Work Club got five five raffle tickets that were
Speaker 6: one dollars each. Actually, we need to hear from Markelen today.
Speaker 6: Did he have the winning meat dark prize on him?
Speaker 6: Who has also got money from petty cash Man on Friday.
Speaker 4: Sarah was the last person to clean up from cash
Speaker 4: Man twelve dollars for a large popcorin popcorn this weekend
Speaker 4: at Heintz.
Speaker 6: All right, so we did have seventy one dollars seventy
Speaker 6: sorry Petty cash Man hand how much is left to
Speaker 6: give away? Right now?
Speaker 4: There is still twenty five dollars and seventy five cents
Speaker 4: left in the kiddy.
Speaker 5: Okay, what do you want some of the petty cash Man?
Speaker 2: Four?
Speaker 6: Give us a call now nine four one four one
Speaker 6: oh four three lines are open. Now, what do you
Speaker 6: want some small amount of money for from petty cash Man?
Speaker 6: Nine four one four one oh four to three cash man.
Speaker 6: Great to see you back today.
Speaker 7: It's many money Monday.
Speaker 6: He's back nine four four one oh four to three.
Speaker 6: Lines are open now, four Petty cash Man.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 6: I know sometimes you might get the misapprehension that I'm
Speaker 6: not a real man's man, but I need you to
Speaker 6: know the weekend I was working with some top soil
Speaker 6: and I've got a little bit of mud left under
Speaker 6: my nails. Actually, that's kind of guy has got a
Speaker 6: problem with the lemon tree in the guard At the moment,
Speaker 6: I got some new top, so that should be fine.
Speaker 4: Callous is on the hands from the shovel not.
Speaker 5: Quite yet, no, but they are rough. Can they not
Speaker 5: have a smoother handle? Please?
Speaker 6: Buddings, You know I could like that nice sort of
Speaker 6: quilted toilet roll. Can they have a nice have velvet
Speaker 6: handle for it? Does it have to be that if
Speaker 6: you know what you used to sort of that sharp
Speaker 6: would like that in that handle on that I worry
Speaker 6: about splinters.
Speaker 5: When I used to shovel as well.
Speaker 4: Where you need gloves.
Speaker 5: Actually doony gloves?
Speaker 6: That is peak middle aging, isn't it when you've actually
Speaker 6: got gardening gloves or gloves to use around the house.
Speaker 5: All right, So Petty cash Man is here.
Speaker 7: His super suits from Anko, his cash. My bills are Keyarrio.
Speaker 7: He's the penny pinching gold coin horning proceed requiring petty
Speaker 7: cash Man.
Speaker 6: All right, Petty cash Man has twenty five dollars and
Speaker 6: seventy five cents.
Speaker 5: What would you like some of it for? Cash Man
Speaker 5: is ready? Hi there, How can petty cash Man help
Speaker 5: you today? On the line?
Speaker 6: Right now, Petty cash Man, we have young Jimmy. Good morning, Jimmy,
Speaker 6: Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 5: How's your weekend?
Speaker 2: Jimmy good Thanks.
Speaker 5: Yeah, what was the highlight of the weekend? What was
Speaker 5: the best thing you did?
Speaker 8: Not much because I got home from school camp on Friday, so.
Speaker 5: You're pretty tired. Yeah, how was school camp?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 8: It was good. We did lost of that. It was
Speaker 8: three nights and four days.
Speaker 5: Wow, we did you miss Mum or Dad? Or was
Speaker 5: it good? Fun to get away?
Speaker 7: Ah?
Speaker 8: Fun to get away?
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, all right, so young Jimmy, then you need
Speaker 6: us in cash Monday morning.
Speaker 5: How much do you need, Jimmy, Ah, five dollars for
Speaker 5: a bouncy.
Speaker 8: Ball at Rebel?
Speaker 5: What do you need the bouncy ball for?
Speaker 8: I played four square at school with my friends, but
Speaker 8: my friends went down, Miss Alley Wayne, we lost it.
Speaker 5: Oh no, I would have ruined your weekend.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Well listen, Petty cash Man's got a heart. He's
Speaker 5: going to give you the money with a warning and
Speaker 5: a life lesson. But yes, you can have you can
Speaker 5: have that bouncy ball. Jimmy, thank you. That's all right. Maybe,
Speaker 5: thank you cash Man. It's not mine. Thank you, Petty
Speaker 5: cash Man.
Speaker 8: Thank you, Patty Cashman.
Speaker 5: Oh, he says quickly on the microphone. He's he says this.
Speaker 5: You're welcome, Jimmy, thank you. Wow, never ever done that before?
Speaker 6: Extraordinary times the bouncy ball did it to the great man?
Speaker 6: All right, Jimmy, enjoy the bouncing ball?
Speaker 9: Thank you?
Speaker 6: Did I just say that Jimmy enjoy the bouncing ball.
Speaker 6: All that's going on in the Melbourne radio watch right now?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I did, Bridget, Good morning.
Speaker 8: Good morning, petty cash man.
Speaker 5: Don't spend it all A well, no, no, that one
Speaker 5: I just played.
Speaker 7: I don't mean to alarm you, but my funds are
Speaker 7: getting awfully low.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, what are they now? After Jimmy's cleaned us out?
Speaker 4: We have twenty dollars and seventy five cents. How much
Speaker 4: you after, Bridget?
Speaker 6: I'll like three dollars please.
Speaker 5: Becaan, what are you going for? What are you after?
Speaker 2: My fourteen year old son eight gym sins every day
Speaker 2: at school a dollar at dim Sims, so I need
Speaker 2: to give him three today please.
Speaker 5: Yum yum yum, Bridget, the jim Sims.
Speaker 6: Are on me.
Speaker 5: Wow. Wait, this is exciting.
Speaker 7: I'm going to need to borrow the company card, Christian
Speaker 7: because I am officially broke.
Speaker 6: Well, no, we've got some money there, seventeen dollars. Come
Speaker 6: on now, easy, Felicity, good morning.
Speaker 3: Good morning.
Speaker 5: I'm bigging guess man.
Speaker 9: My boss has given me the flu and I needed
Speaker 9: Offy's start my week.
Speaker 5: Okay, So where do you normally go to get your coffee.
Speaker 5: How much is it a five dollars fifty?
Speaker 10: But I'll play the fifty cents so and don't do this.
Speaker 5: The community is too much peace split the privates with
Speaker 5: petty caps.
Speaker 6: We're asking listeners for fifty cents, game over, don't asking
Speaker 6: for five bucks.
Speaker 4: No, we got to pay the whole there's no to
Speaker 4: be made out of. We bought Felicity almost of our
Speaker 4: own customer.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, Penny cash Man would not want that.
Speaker 5: Penny cash Man, what do you say?
Speaker 7: You can spend that fifty cents however you like.
Speaker 4: Felicity will pay for the whole fee.
Speaker 6: You are five dollars fifty winner, thankscas Man.
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
Speaker 6: Jubilant scenes today with PCM as he's now known as
Speaker 6: Jackie By.
Speaker 5: How much have we got there?
Speaker 4: Twelve dollars twenty five cents?
Speaker 5: Okay, it's got to go.
Speaker 2: Next, Chris, you know O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 6: Hey, petty cash Man, I think we should go splurge
Speaker 6: out and get Christians some gloves for his delicate hands.
Speaker 5: Listen, these aren't delicates.
Speaker 6: These are the hands of a surgeon, because the surgical
Speaker 6: precision that I ride this desk and control the radio show.
Speaker 6: You can't have callous mankey trady hands. Suddenly they're like
Speaker 6: splurging over the faders. It's a very fine, precise art.
Speaker 6: Surgeons do use gloves, though, Get me some gloves then, please,
Speaker 6: because those wooden handles on the shovels have got a splinter.
Speaker 5: Over the weekend, I opened up our first aid kit.
Speaker 5: Did you know has a splinter removal thing in that?
Speaker 4: What if a little pair of tays?
Speaker 6: It's no, it's a tiny little sort of needle in
Speaker 6: a plastic sort of case and you can pluck away
Speaker 6: and to get the to prize it out.
Speaker 5: They are over all things spins. Isn't the second ancient
Speaker 5: thing you can't stall? That exists? All right? So petty
Speaker 5: cashman is here, Jack? How much he got left?
Speaker 4: He's got twelve dollars and twenty five cents?
Speaker 7: Wow, wee who's first on the scene at the vending machine?
Speaker 7: Who will give you five bucks for your bear on
Speaker 7: the bus?
Speaker 6: Why?
Speaker 7: It's petty cash man.
Speaker 6: It's not cash man, it's petty cash man. These are
Speaker 6: the times we live in, my friends, austere times. Because
Speaker 6: you were in Sydney down the line hockey comes in before.
Speaker 5: She goes what does au Steer mean, how do you
Speaker 5: say on today's show? He's still learning words. It's lovely,
Speaker 5: all right?
Speaker 4: Did you overuse it then during the morning.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Trish is on the line. Good morning, Trish.
Speaker 10: Fish, Good morning Christian.
Speaker 9: How are you going?
Speaker 5: I'm good? Now, what do you need the money for, Trish?
Speaker 9: Oh, petty cashman, petty cashman, help me please. I need
Speaker 9: a dollar fifty for a stamp. I've canceled some insurance
Speaker 9: policies and they want two separate letters in two separate
Speaker 9: envelopes to the same address. So I really desperately need
Speaker 9: dollar fifty to post the other link.
Speaker 5: Icy, Now I need just creep up a stamp as
Speaker 5: a dollar.
Speaker 9: Fifty and dollar fifty disgusting.
Speaker 4: I remember when they were forty five cents.
Speaker 5: Oh look at the times, are now dollar fifty for stamps?
Speaker 9: Please please place cash man help a girl out on
Speaker 9: the Monday morning.
Speaker 5: Your money's in the mail, Trish. I was gonna, hey,
Speaker 5: wait a minute, mister postman, but yeah, do that one
Speaker 5: as well.
Speaker 11: It's the song Hey, hey, wait a minute, what mister postman.
Speaker 11: Mister postman, Yeah, hey, mister posts man.
Speaker 5: Again.
Speaker 6: It's better I think very less words. Friday too much,
Speaker 6: your cashman. Now, let's put them back in his box.
Speaker 7: I'm going to need to borrow the company card, Christian
Speaker 7: because I am officially bro No, yeah.
Speaker 5: You're not, but yes you can have there. You gonna
Speaker 5: have your stamp.
Speaker 6: By the way, I don't know whether it's medical assurance.
Speaker 6: She was counseling, I've got medical insurance. How to go
Speaker 6: for a physio last year and I went to paint.
Speaker 6: You know often they go, oh, and your medical insurance,
Speaker 6: provided there's there's taken off forty dollars, only twenty five
Speaker 6: you'd have to make.
Speaker 5: They'd hovered fifty cents of it. You're kidding, petty cash man.
Speaker 6: They are also in oste times my friends. Now we've
Speaker 6: got a young Alfie on the line is twelve.
Speaker 5: Good morning Alfie, Hi high.
Speaker 8: Petty cash man. My father's day stoles coming up soon.
Speaker 8: I need five dollars to buy my dad's a stubby
Speaker 8: holder and a barbecue kit.
Speaker 5: Can I please have it?
Speaker 2: Please?
Speaker 8: Petty cash man, tell you what you get?
Speaker 5: Its valley for money.
Speaker 4: They're doing stubby holders at the school Father's day store.
Speaker 6: School Gosh, stubby holders at the Father's day store for kids.
Speaker 6: They got bort A Whiskey's there discounsel as well. Everything
Speaker 6: for the old man, haven't they. That's an interesting school
Speaker 6: I made at school today, Mummy A stubby holder.
Speaker 5: Dad's outol. We brewed our own today. Money. We're doing
Speaker 5: moon Shane, moon Shane. We're making in the yard. Petty
Speaker 5: cash Man, what do you say?
Speaker 7: Well, daddy, you'll be very happy with that stubby holder.
Speaker 4: Alfie, it's on me.
Speaker 5: Petty Cashman said yes, Alfie, thank you, Petty cash Man.
Speaker 4: That's okay, Alfie, have.
Speaker 5: A good day, Alfie, thank you very much. Just got
Speaker 5: to Lianne. Now, chack. How much money has petty Cashman
Speaker 5: got left?
Speaker 4: Five dollars and seventy five cents.
Speaker 7: I don't mean to alarm you, but my funds are
Speaker 7: getting awfully low.
Speaker 10: Wow, Leanne, Hi, Hi, petty cash Man. Oh please today please?
Speaker 10: Can I have four holes fifty for my daughter's pie?
Speaker 10: I drive all the way to Mornington from black Rock.
Speaker 5: Blamey, Why do you obviously a pretty good piet?
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, she's sillyet And this place is amazing, the
Speaker 10: good food cafe, all gluten free, absolutely beautiful.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 10: I need fifty because a long way the guy for
Speaker 10: a pie, great mom.
Speaker 5: Happy pie day. How much should we got? Can we do?
Speaker 5: Can we get two pies? One? Fully? God?
Speaker 4: We should give her an extra dollar thirty five for
Speaker 4: maybe petrol money to get down there.
Speaker 10: Put in I'll get a Leamington for it, because they're
Speaker 10: to die for.
Speaker 6: How much?
Speaker 5: This is the end times? How much? Just the Lammington.
Speaker 10: Leamington's are four seventy beautiful?
Speaker 7: Maybe you could get some tomato sauce with that extra dollar,
Speaker 7: three or four packets?
Speaker 5: Come on, I'll have to check the money box. What
Speaker 5: a shock we have more money? You get the lemon
Speaker 5: che against the pie?
Speaker 10: Beautiful, beautiful, Thank you very much.
Speaker 5: Kesh Man, all right, he's back worth the drive? Thank you?
Speaker 5: What's the show for now?
Speaker 6: Patty Cashman is back Friday. I can't see any production
Speaker 6: doing now.
Speaker 7: Friday means Petty cash.
Speaker 4: Man day, So be there or b square you should
Speaker 4: go on? Who's lying?
Speaker 5: Thank God you're here.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 6: Tell us the story of what happened to you this
Speaker 6: weekend in six words textaman oh four seven five O
Speaker 6: three one O four three.
Speaker 5: Send Christian the test.
Speaker 6: Using six words or less.
Speaker 7: Tell them bunch your weekcad did you hike on go
Speaker 7: to judge to.
Speaker 6: Confess someone's coming in already this morning? Santo gon in
Speaker 6: Santo your six word weekend? Kids need me in the knackers, acony,
Speaker 6: acony will drop any man mick like me. Was out
Speaker 6: working the land with his hands. I concreted the second
Speaker 6: gate posts.
Speaker 5: Well done.
Speaker 6: That sounds like really proper hard work. Jackie boy, what's
Speaker 6: your six word weekend?
Speaker 5: What's happened?
Speaker 4: My child always wants to be naked at the moment.
Speaker 5: Was in that face running out the house.
Speaker 6: They just think this is how it's meant to be,
Speaker 6: and you almost feel like you're boring telling them, Sandy,
Speaker 6: you've got to wear clothes out.
Speaker 4: Wear clothes out there. Yeah, we changed to the pull
Speaker 4: up nappies and this over the last week.
Speaker 5: And don't you running around off that. It's like a
Speaker 5: little Japanese sumo.
Speaker 4: He's learned how to take him off and now he
Speaker 4: always wants to be naked. He was free to them,
Speaker 4: I guess, says the phrase often, but though like, no,
Speaker 4: I don't want clothes, I want to be naked. I
Speaker 4: want to be naked, same as him. Delight once he
Speaker 4: got that logo, so pretty much now all the time
Speaker 4: he spends at home, he's running around naked because we
Speaker 4: can't stop him. But this struggle is then taking him
Speaker 4: anywhere outside of the house, teaching him that we have
Speaker 4: to in society unfortunately, have to be clothed.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and you're going to find that. You'll be around it.
Speaker 6: We had this where sometimes you'll be around at people's
Speaker 6: houses who had kids, and then you can hear them
Speaker 6: like mucking around and suddenly go and chicken them and
Speaker 6: your alsos are naked. There's a situation once when one
Speaker 6: of my girls, when she was very young, was naked
Speaker 6: with my boss's son. They were just like paying in
Speaker 6: a kitchen together and I was like, ah, what did
Speaker 6: we do?
Speaker 4: It is infectious because now Gordy's always getting naked.
Speaker 5: You should get naked too. So he's naked with him.
Speaker 4: His cousin is a year older than him, was around
Speaker 4: over the weekend and because Gordy wants to get naked,
Speaker 4: Leroy wants to get naked as well. And then they're
Speaker 4: running around in circles around the house. We're both naked,
Speaker 4: we're both naked.
Speaker 5: You need to join them get naked.
Speaker 2: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 5: Thank you very much.
Speaker 6: All the six word weekends coming in great reunion with
Speaker 6: friends in Sydney.
Speaker 5: There's some Adam listened to us in camera. Good morning
Speaker 5: Adam crashed into a parked car. Oops. I hope you
Speaker 5: didn't say that to them. Oops. How do you do that?
Speaker 5: Rand had the crunchiest potato cake ever. That's Tara it.
Speaker 5: Do you like them?
Speaker 4: Crunchy?
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's the one star of the weekend. It's still
Speaker 6: there on a Monday. Crunchy potato Okay, people on the
Speaker 6: water cool who are gonna ask you?
Speaker 5: Taran? You're ready to go very crunchy potato ca. They're
Speaker 5: all going to go, oh, where'd you go? Where was it?
Speaker 5: Do let us know? Tara and Croydon uh go dogs.
Speaker 5: Great stuff from Tony. He's up and about. It's all
Speaker 5: in block capitals as well for some reason.
Speaker 4: Okay, you beat the kangaroos.
Speaker 5: Yeah, uh Court Pokemon walked too much? That's from Las.
Speaker 6: We're asking you to tell us the story of your
Speaker 6: weekend and six words played with happy childlike wonder.
Speaker 5: Lovely?
Speaker 4: Is that the Pokemon else?
Speaker 5: That's somebody else?
Speaker 6: This is somebody else's weekend. Aliens, fun saved rescue dog celebrated.
Speaker 6: Did you rescue the dog from the aliens? And then
Speaker 6: you and the dog are celebrating. I need to know
Speaker 6: about Bev. I hope everything's right, BEV. Someone trying to
Speaker 6: break in, I hope everyone's all right, Bev all right.
Speaker 6: So my six word weekend is Perrington never gets any easier.
Speaker 6: I'm now in a situation where I've been a dad
Speaker 6: for a very long time, twenty years. I've got a
Speaker 6: twenty year old daughter and a seventeen and a couple
Speaker 6: of months time soon to be eighteen year old daughter.
Speaker 5: I just presumed it would start to shift and become
Speaker 5: a lot easier because of all that incredible twenty year experience.
Speaker 5: Just think about this. If you've been doing one job
Speaker 5: for twenty years, you should be very good at it
Speaker 5: by now.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're a veteran.
Speaker 5: Also, the weekend a learning.
Speaker 6: More confusion, more arguments, more damn it, just getting it wrong.
Speaker 6: It becomes more complicated in very very different ways. When
Speaker 6: they start to become adults. They don't want your advice anymore,
Speaker 6: and you don't quite know where you are in this
Speaker 6: new dance. Okay, it's almost like my wife and I
Speaker 6: have been fired now as full time parents, and we're
Speaker 6: struggling with that. And you're more or less now some
Speaker 6: kind of consultant. And like a consultant, you've got vastly
Speaker 6: reduced hours and they don't really need to take any
Speaker 6: of your findings or research. So at the weekend we
Speaker 6: saw my my twenty year old daughter and she lives
Speaker 6: away from home now, she's at university and she's with
Speaker 6: a boyfriend, and we said, you know what you're gonna
Speaker 6: doing over Christmas in New Year?
Speaker 5: She said, oh, well, we're thinking about going.
Speaker 6: Traveling in Cambodia. And that's why I'm afraid to say
Speaker 6: that I didn't go.
Speaker 5: That's great.
Speaker 6: I'm sure you've done lots of research because you're twenty
Speaker 6: and I see and recognize that I went Cambodia. Is
Speaker 6: it even safe? Oh my, got a third world country?
Speaker 6: What if something goes wrong? That's literally I said, And
Speaker 6: then that was the splits And I'm an adult now,
Speaker 6: I don't need your advice.
Speaker 5: And she's completely right. So yeah, they're going to perhaps
Speaker 5: they're going to Cambodia.
Speaker 6: It is a great came saying this, are you eight
Speaker 6: or nine years time going to Cambodia, they won't have
Speaker 6: an amazing time.
Speaker 4: What scares me about Cambodia, though, what.
Speaker 5: Are you scared about?
Speaker 4: Well, they have the reassurance it is a beautiful country.
Speaker 4: I've been there before. But they have a whole lot
Speaker 4: of unexploded landmine still in the country. They actually do,
Speaker 4: and so it's people's jobs to go around and still
Speaker 4: find where the lane.
Speaker 5: Tell whose job it is, it's not my twenty year old.
Speaker 6: I didn't get her this far to looking for unexploded
Speaker 6: I'm not even going to tell my wife what you
Speaker 6: told me. This is actually the least reassuring thing you've
Speaker 6: ever said to me. You're actually saying you should be
Speaker 6: really scared.
Speaker 4: I think they're all the ones in the city. They
Speaker 4: obviously got those now. But you know, if she's walking
Speaker 4: around in the pastures.
Speaker 6: And they want to go exploring, they want to go
Speaker 6: to Anger what they want to go and see the
Speaker 6: temples and explore the meet Con river.
Speaker 4: Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.
Speaker 6: My wife and I had one those chats for an
Speaker 6: hour in the dark, you know where the light goes out,
Speaker 6: and I could tell my wife needed to talk about
Speaker 6: it a lot more.
Speaker 5: And I actually you're right, she goes Cambodia. We ever
Speaker 5: sleep in the darkness from your wife? Oh?
Speaker 6: Any wait till she hears Wait, we didn't know about
Speaker 6: the land mines, unexploded landlights. No, no, So anyway, yesterday
Speaker 6: evening I was my wife and I were talking about,
Speaker 6: you know what, how do we best be now?
Speaker 5: Now she's twenty.
Speaker 6: We've got to understand that, you know, it's it's difficult,
Speaker 6: and you're all trying to work out this sort of
Speaker 6: new territory they're in.
Speaker 5: You're in stuff like this.
Speaker 6: And I started to go on lines as to look
Speaker 6: at her, and there was a couple of very interesting articles,
Speaker 6: and then I saw they were all recommending this book.
Speaker 6: I ordered a book yesterday and it's about doing life
Speaker 6: with your adult children. It's actually called Keep your Mouth
Speaker 6: Shut and the Welcome Mats Out.
Speaker 5: What I was like, I should have read this Friday
Speaker 5: before the whole Cambodia. Is it even safe? What a
Speaker 5: great title, keep your Mouth Shut and the Welcome Mate Out.
Speaker 5: That's great advice.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 6: Christian, I've been idling along the corder for ninety minutes,
Speaker 6: not happy, chan Christian Cambodia is an amazing place. I've
Speaker 6: been to all the places you mentioned and they are
Speaker 6: all safe. Well listen, thank you very much. I will
Speaker 6: pass it on to wife. Can you give me a
Speaker 6: very detailed map of the exact paths you're talking of
Speaker 6: like that, and if you saw any land mines please
Speaker 6: mark that on the after Jack has literally.
Speaker 5: Aged me in one phase. What they do have there
Speaker 5: is about not reading the room. I mean unexploded land
Speaker 5: that was.
Speaker 4: I did go about eight years ago, so they probably have.
Speaker 4: I've got them.
Speaker 5: And all the tourist posters.
Speaker 6: Now it's their trading thing, isn't It's like the Nike
Speaker 6: just do it those landmines, but then it goes to
Speaker 6: Capitol's gone. That was eight years ago, not anymore.
Speaker 5: All right? Sign for this week's Misheard Lyrics.
Speaker 6: It's just another Misheard Monday, Christian O'Connell's misshard lyrics. Every
Speaker 6: Monday on the Misheard Lyrics, we plea back your songs
Speaker 6: and if you think you're mishearing something, and we agree,
Speaker 6: you will hear this if we don't hear the misheard
Speaker 6: lyric And for the really great ones, Hall of Fame,
Speaker 6: all right, instant Hall of Famer last week for this
Speaker 6: one from John Farnham to share with Dr Chen Stephanie's
Speaker 6: actual doctor, Doctor Chen appearing in a fancy song.
Speaker 5: I love that one. That is one of my favorites.
Speaker 6: All right, let's get into the brand new misheard lyrics
Speaker 6: nath Christian. It sounds like Dave Grant has a grudge
Speaker 6: against someone in Food Fighters. My hero, there goes my hero.
Speaker 6: He's ordinary's the original line? Or is Dave singing there
Speaker 6: goes my hero? Suck it Mary?
Speaker 5: Oh wow, that's a great one. There goes my hero,
Speaker 5: suck it Mary. That's a great one.
Speaker 6: All of word are Naith Ryan has got plans by
Speaker 6: Birds of Tokyo.
Speaker 5: You know this doesn't feel right? Or is it? You
Speaker 5: know fish don't feel right? It is there? Well done.
Speaker 5: Joel has got this on posts Malone. I had some
Speaker 5: help or is it I had some milk? These people
Speaker 5: here there is actually you heat melt. I had some milk.
Speaker 4: I got it the first time.
Speaker 5: Go again?
Speaker 6: Yeah, back, Jody's got this. Phil Collins behind the lines
Speaker 6: is written in the book. Or is it? She's an incompoop?
Speaker 6: See I'm hearing that one. Yeah, she's an incompoop. She's
Speaker 6: an incompoop.
Speaker 5: He breaks it down.
Speaker 4: She's a.
Speaker 6: Like that.
Speaker 5: It was not Sundy. She's an InCom poop.
Speaker 4: I haven't warming to it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, one more. I'll give you the benefit of doubt, Jody.
Speaker 5: I'm hearing it.
Speaker 6: You hear it, listener, text me over seven five three
Speaker 6: one o four three. You hear InCom poop in this
Speaker 6: sadly It's always been a lot of the times. Now
Speaker 6: with the Miss Hurdler, it's the last one, is the
Speaker 6: unsavory one. Brad King has got this one. You two
Speaker 6: mysterious ways, a great song. You're sliding down shibby there?
Speaker 6: Or is it you're sliding down she peede there? Maybe
Speaker 6: a young child on a slide that Bono once saw.
Speaker 5: No doubt there, there's no hell there dead, It's there, Brad.
Speaker 6: All right. If you've got any more brand new Miss
Speaker 6: h lyrics, whenever you hear them, email me directly. Christian
Speaker 6: at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au.
Speaker 2: Look Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 6: Good one hear William tease Christian. I've been to Cambodia
Speaker 6: three times. A good mate lived there for three years.
Speaker 6: Another mate has just moved there. None of us have
Speaker 6: ever been blowing up? Thank you so much, thank you,
Speaker 6: this is great news. And Cale, what is amazing your
Speaker 6: talk and a boyfriend will over there Bill in Werribee.
Speaker 5: Thank you very much. A little bit more reassurance than
Speaker 5: old mate here in the studio.
Speaker 4: Hey, I didn't blow up in Cambodire as well.
Speaker 5: You're right. It's such good news in the non blowing
Speaker 5: up stakes. That's lovely stuff. Alrighty, righty, righty, righty. Let's
Speaker 5: do it. Then.
Speaker 6: Last week we're talking about and giving away VIP passes
Speaker 6: to the Melbourne Royal Show and Melbourne Royals Show, the
Speaker 6: kids go crazies like catnip for Gibbs. It's all about
Speaker 6: the showbag. Why can't us middle aged people right have
Speaker 6: fun to with a bag? So we're asking for your
Speaker 6: ideas for and we aren't going to do this. By
Speaker 6: the way, if we had a midlay showbag, what should
Speaker 6: go in there? We had so many calls every day
Speaker 6: last week. Over the weekend, we put all the whittled
Speaker 6: all the various items into twenty different things and we
Speaker 6: let you vote over the weekend and we now have
Speaker 6: your votes for the middle Ay showbag.
Speaker 5: Mild countdown it's not the hot one hundred. It's the
Speaker 5: March twenty. You've had your say.
Speaker 6: You voted what middle aged items have to go into
Speaker 6: our middle aged showbag? At twenty with one percent of
Speaker 6: the votes, it's the humble shoehorn.
Speaker 4: I agree with that. I'm not using the shoehorn rutch
Speaker 4: the dog poo bags coming at number nineteen with one
Speaker 4: and a half percent of the vote.
Speaker 6: As mid ay starts to grow within you, seedlings and
Speaker 6: the matters in the garden. I was buying top soil
Speaker 6: for the first time in my life over the weekend
Speaker 6: and patting it around a lemon tree. This is my
Speaker 6: life now, and worrying about Cambodia and expode landmine.
Speaker 4: What flower seeds did you buy again? Aga panthers?
Speaker 5: No, I didn't get them. I've got some other ones
Speaker 5: that've got like a purple face.
Speaker 3: He doesn't even know which one.
Speaker 4: When they bloom this by this time next to you,
Speaker 4: when they're blooming.
Speaker 5: The gardens in bloom, Jackie boy, what's at seventeen?
Speaker 4: The toothpick and pixtures. Pixtures those little toothpick pros essentially
Speaker 4: with a brush on the end of them. At one
Speaker 4: point eight percent of.
Speaker 6: The vote, taking two point one percent of your votes
Speaker 6: for the midle aged show bag items.
Speaker 5: I Kia food bag clips from one.
Speaker 4: Clip to another at fifteen, the clothes peg at fourteen.
Speaker 6: I don't know who called him with this one. Why
Speaker 6: do you want a middle Ay shot back with nice
Speaker 6: toilet paper?
Speaker 5: No one. Listen, middle Age, you're not soining yourself out.
Speaker 4: You probably buy middle Age. You respect the difference.
Speaker 6: You do quality, touch and fil as my blood words
Speaker 6: at this age. Now what's at thirteen.
Speaker 4: At two point six percent of the vote was the
Speaker 4: lint roller.
Speaker 6: I thought they'd be hindh At twelve breaking up your
Speaker 6: Mayo fascial stuff and soft tissue release the spiky ball.
Speaker 4: And number eleven gave ascon.
Speaker 5: We're breaking into the top ten. We're into the top ten.
Speaker 6: Now, Midlay Showbag essential items at ten standing strong three
Speaker 6: point seven percent of all of your thousands and millions
Speaker 6: of votes.
Speaker 5: Bigger than the logis the garden kneeling pad. Yep.
Speaker 4: These are the items where you start to get really
Speaker 4: excited about the showbag.
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: At number nine, crossword puzzle book had.
Speaker 6: A sneaky feeling it would go in exercise the brain,
Speaker 6: the mines.
Speaker 5: At eight, a pen five percent of you on voting.
Speaker 5: How can the pen be out of the ahead of
Speaker 5: the lint roller?
Speaker 6: I demand a recount, stop the votes, as Trump one says,
Speaker 6: what's at seven.
Speaker 4: Just ahead of the pen on five and a half
Speaker 4: percent of your votes?
Speaker 6: Tweezers, what's essential for every mum nan arm tie tissues?
Speaker 6: They've always got tissues ready to wipe some food from
Speaker 6: your face.
Speaker 5: Little Johnny, that's at number.
Speaker 4: Six, Top five, Now this is the big stuff, the
Speaker 4: double A and triple A batteries.
Speaker 6: Entering into the top four at four, grippy jar openers
Speaker 6: with a huge seven point six percent of your votes.
Speaker 4: And number three, I can't believe it's this high spectacle wipes.
Speaker 8: I can.
Speaker 5: You're right, everyone does, everyone does, or if you know
Speaker 5: you will, you will.
Speaker 6: All right, we're into the top two essential items in
Speaker 6: our middle aged showbag. You've had your sake at two
Speaker 6: one zero point one percent of all of orvios. Hundreds
Speaker 6: of you demand do we put this in? It is
Speaker 6: essential for us middle aged folk. Heat pack.
Speaker 5: Stick it in the microwave and heat relief is coming
Speaker 5: to you.
Speaker 4: The perfect herrying to the heat pack. At number one,
Speaker 4: you have voted this your most essential middle age item
Speaker 4: at fifteen percent of the votes. Volta and Cream get in.
Speaker 5: It's a strong double a side, isn't it? The heat
Speaker 5: pack and the Voltaire and Cream. All right, you had
Speaker 5: to say thank you very much for all your votes.
Speaker 6: This week we will start to give away these dream
Speaker 6: prizes are Midlag showbags.
Speaker 5: This is the.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show.
Speaker 6: Podcasts already started. The underwhelming presence Father's Day takes up.
Speaker 6: It's in the supermarket yesterday getting a trolley almost walked
Speaker 6: into the small random stand by the trolleys moms don't
Speaker 6: have a stand by trolley's and the sterile white machine
Speaker 6: as well, and that's where it.
Speaker 5: Was about an option of five Father's Day cards.
Speaker 6: I was like, here we go again. And then I
Speaker 6: saw about this to my family yesterday. They were like,
Speaker 6: oh yeah, yeah, when you think about your Father's Day,
Speaker 6: what do you want to do?
Speaker 5: What do you want to do? Said? The owners shouldn't
Speaker 5: be on me on that one day? Have energy? What
Speaker 5: do you want to do with it? Do you have
Speaker 5: to do? Do you want it? And my mom said
Speaker 5: do you want to go out? So that's some stuff
Speaker 5: either table or something watch TV and not talk.
Speaker 6: You'll see it next time. Me in the supermarket this
Speaker 6: week you'll see that crappy old standards. There five random cards,
Speaker 6: the old racing car, the old tennis racket, a cricket ball,
Speaker 6: some old knaked leather share and this is who you
Speaker 6: are one.
Speaker 5: Of these three. It's the archetypes laid out for you.
Speaker 5: Tell you mother, I was going to kick it over.
Speaker 5: I'm so much more than this. I contain multitudes. All right, cool?
Speaker 5: Well we today?
Speaker 6: All well, last week it was vvip tickets to the
Speaker 6: Melbourne Royal Show. Another great price. Today the Keys Leisure
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Speaker 4: Yeah, but that would actually be for me.
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Speaker 6: Two hundred and fifty dollar voucher includes food and breatherges
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Speaker 5: To book your lane, head to the Keys dot com
Speaker 5: dot au.
Speaker 6: All right today, then we're looking because new Netflix show
Speaker 6: that Patsy told us about that Christall Worby Love Gone,
Speaker 6: our husband is enjoying on Netflix.
Speaker 5: You can tell he's recovering from surgery. Probably still high
Speaker 5: on drugs. One really good shot Inside the Mind of
Speaker 5: a Dog. None of us and I have two dogs,
Speaker 5: and I love my dogs.
Speaker 6: None of us has ever been sat wondering what's going
Speaker 6: on in their heads because they are so transparent with
Speaker 6: the car keys. You put a shoe on, They're like,
Speaker 6: we're going out for a walk. I love it, Marston
Speaker 6: when we go another walk.
Speaker 4: Number two doesn't need to be a Netflix show, that's sure.
Speaker 3: Oh you're both a bit flat earthy because.
Speaker 5: It's actually very interesting.
Speaker 3: Wow, wait, very interesting?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah, this is interesting, isn't it.
Speaker 6: Dogs have sixteen different facial expressions.
Speaker 5: Dogs are constantly communicating with us. They haven't got sixteenth.
Speaker 6: Murrican tops is three. They did that head that sort
Speaker 6: of tiltless sign. That's one of them.
Speaker 5: TikTok, all right today.
Speaker 6: Then we're looking for other dog TV shows, not just
Speaker 6: Inside the Mind of a Dog to the TV show
Speaker 6: into a.
Speaker 5: Dog TV show. What are the dogs watching with those
Speaker 5: sixteen facial expressions? Not law in order? No, it's a crime.
Speaker 5: Se excuse me, crime? So dog? How I met your
Speaker 5: mother's good show is nip?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 5: What about how I humped your mother's legs?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 6: Gold, I love great Australian bacof a new series is
Speaker 6: all Dogs. That's right.
Speaker 5: It's a great Australian Barkoff Silver plus.
Speaker 6: Another cop show one now Starsky and Husky Bronze Smart Dogs.
Speaker 6: What about this is topical Larry just winning the well
Speaker 6: deserved logo. Yeah, the chase, the melmur am I right
Speaker 6: of post Silver and another one now they're protecting Australia
Speaker 6: the dogs.
Speaker 5: Oh they do every day, that's right. Bought a college security.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Gold, I haven't brought a coil, Jackie boy, what
Speaker 4: have you got shitsos Creek?
Speaker 5: Oh, very good.
Speaker 4: The fetch Prince of bel Air.
Speaker 5: That's also gold, who's a good boy?
Speaker 4: Swallows Universe gold as well.
Speaker 5: He's been practicing better this time for the week in
Speaker 5: front of that mirror.
Speaker 4: And the undred with Andy Lee and you would might
Speaker 4: know I had a few.
Speaker 5: No, that's not a Gold LOGI there for you or Andy.
Speaker 2: But Christian Connell show Podcast.
Speaker 6: Time Wastter Aveston show two hundred and fifty dollars to
Speaker 6: go bowling, food and drink on us at the Keys
Speaker 6: Bowling Alley impressed them to don the time waste. So
Speaker 6: we're asking you to share your dog TV shows with
Speaker 6: us turn of TV show to a dog TV show.
Speaker 5: Marcus has got How I Met Your Mongrel? Silver, Napaus.
Speaker 6: Gold, very good, Hannah third Rock Viler from the Sun, Silver,
Speaker 6: Greyhound's Anatomy, the Silver Puss, Jack Russell Reacher Bronze, gimme
Speaker 6: a bones gold hell or.
Speaker 5: No heel Oh that's very good. But Mark Brooklyn k.
Speaker 6: Nine gold that's very good too. When unpeaked the Big
Speaker 6: Band furry Bronze. That's good Big band instead of theory furry.
Speaker 4: That is actually pretty good.
Speaker 5: Silver the Dash Indians.
Speaker 4: Gold.
Speaker 5: The Dash Indians is very good. Lee Connin's well done.
Speaker 5: Home Impoundments silver, Wolf Creek.
Speaker 6: Bron Farmer wants a kelpie silver and barking bad Oh,
Speaker 6: that's song.
Speaker 5: Craig, all right, who's going bowling?
Speaker 4: Let's give it a Craig for barking bed well done.
Speaker 2: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 6: And I told the months of that it's gonna be
Speaker 6: heading to Spotlight getting their kids outfits a ready this
Speaker 6: week for the great thing that is book week the
Speaker 6: week can we ask you what are you getting kids already?
Speaker 6: As this week Sophie, I requested my favorite costume all
Speaker 6: time a few years ago. I want to be the
Speaker 6: dancing two man you see outside car dealerships.
Speaker 5: You know what I'm blowing in the wind there, ben
Speaker 5: over in half. Sometimes there's not enough wind.
Speaker 4: Loved book character, Yeah, well.
Speaker 6: Known fiction here, that's where those literally sa rates are
Speaker 6: in the gutter. My aunt came through with an epic
Speaker 6: costume of exactly that, using one of those concertina cat tunnels.
Speaker 5: Actually very good.
Speaker 6: My son was Dave Grohl last year from Jennie b
Speaker 6: well known childress author David roll Well.
Speaker 3: He has written a biopography.
Speaker 6: Yeah, sorry for book week Stephanie Christian. This week my
Speaker 6: daughter who's eight, is going in as Aurora from Sleeping Beauty. Jason.
Speaker 6: My twelve year daughter has made a grue costume. I
Speaker 6: suspect it is a pointed to officially make her friends
Speaker 6: are minions.
Speaker 5: Sarah.
Speaker 6: After forcing my son to dress up as the Mandalorian
Speaker 6: the past three years, saves money in buying a new
Speaker 6: costume each time. Is this is a this year not
Speaker 6: to go Superman?
Speaker 4: Okay? So the book book like me? Sadly, Yeah, Mandalorian.
Speaker 4: The books are out the windows. You just go as
Speaker 4: anything there.
Speaker 5: It should be straight to bookweek, a bookweek? So what
Speaker 5: are your kids going out? What have you gone as? Jack?
Speaker 5: What did you got?
Speaker 4: I went one year as the troll under the bridge
Speaker 4: from the Billy Goats graph Oh wow. Another year I
Speaker 4: was a Stingray. I'm not sure what book I was from.
Speaker 5: And he would make the outfit mumble dand or she
Speaker 5: could have doing it. She was good.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I'll get a photo of the sting Ray.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and what about the troll? How did you do
Speaker 5: that under the bridge? Do you have like a little
Speaker 5: trid at the fork? And I did?
Speaker 4: And I had a bridge on my head going across
Speaker 4: made out of cardboard.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like a full Lady Gaga outfit. That is
Speaker 5: perhaps you do that?
Speaker 3: Or yeah we did that? Way stop it. I didn't
Speaker 3: Mother Hubbard one one year I remember, but I can
Speaker 3: remember very well because I turned up to school and
Speaker 3: I was a week early. It was actually the week later,
Speaker 3: and I burst into tears because no one else was
Speaker 3: dressed up.
Speaker 5: So Mum had Mother Hubbard.
Speaker 3: I think I had like a black sort of like
Speaker 3: a you know, like a like a servants sort of.
Speaker 3: I don't know why I think that all that's all
Speaker 3: Mum had in the cupboard was this black with lace, you.
Speaker 5: Know that, and like a white bonnet book.
Speaker 2: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast