WEBVTT - #77 Plane Attacks And Panic Attacks At School!

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<v Speaker 1>Beef cake. Look at look at that thick boy.

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<v Speaker 2>Come here, thick boy, you.

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<v Speaker 1>Look you look very cozy, very cozy. Today I might

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<v Speaker 1>have to take my pants off. Take your shoes off, mate,

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<v Speaker 1>relax Na, Welcome back to two doting dads. I happen

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<v Speaker 1>to be Maddie Jay and I happen to be Ash

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<v Speaker 1>And this happens to be a podcast all about parenting.

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<v Speaker 1>It is the good, it is the bad and relatable

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<v Speaker 1>and we never ever ever give advice. Never. We are

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<v Speaker 1>not that type of podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>I refuse.

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<v Speaker 1>We never will be. You will never change. Will be

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<v Speaker 1>a place where we we celebrate our failures as parents.

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<v Speaker 2>Which is a lot of them.

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<v Speaker 1>And if you here of a failure, sit down and

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<v Speaker 1>get comfortable one of us. Yes.

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<v Speaker 3>And before we get started, Matts, we are drinking. Believe

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<v Speaker 3>it or not, we are drinking a stone and wood.

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<v Speaker 3>We thought we'd mix things up, pacific Al. This is

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<v Speaker 3>Ellie Johnson's aka the Nana.

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<v Speaker 1>Have ever drinking?

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<v Speaker 2>She drinks it warm.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, there's one's in the fridge and she's like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>this is fine. Something happens when you get older and

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<v Speaker 1>your taste buds go a little bit skwy. But She

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<v Speaker 1>still loves to taste of stone and wood cold or warm.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just like I want a warm one. Does anyone

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<v Speaker 1>out there in winter enjoy warm stone and wood? If

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<v Speaker 1>there would be people, do you reckon? Yeah, I'd love

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<v Speaker 1>to hear from you if you are If you're that person,

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<v Speaker 1>get in touch. And if you're single and your male great.

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<v Speaker 3>We are drinking the Pacific Ale mat and it gets

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<v Speaker 3>his name from the Pacific Ocean or Byron Bay, which

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<v Speaker 3>is on the Pacific Ocean, and they call it Byron

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<v Speaker 3>Bay in a bottle with its passion fruit and also

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<v Speaker 3>other tropical fruit.

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<v Speaker 2>It is definitely my favorite beer.

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<v Speaker 1>I had a few people around for Marley's birthday, Ash

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<v Speaker 1>just a couple of individuals. It wasn't anything too big.

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<v Speaker 2>He got them individuals.

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<v Speaker 1>It was mostly mums that came with the kids. And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm talking like three just in case your thanks wonder

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<v Speaker 1>right you didn't get invitation, but Stone and Wood pacific

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<v Speaker 1>Al made a strong appearance. I didn't have any wine

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<v Speaker 1>in the fridge and I was like, can I interest

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<v Speaker 1>you all in a Pacific Ale.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll put it in a wine glass.

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<v Speaker 1>It went down very well.

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<v Speaker 2>Beautiful cheers. The stone wood for making this possible. As always,

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<v Speaker 2>we love you. How are you, my friend?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm doing I'm doing okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, last time I saw you, I'll say, scurrying off

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<v Speaker 3>very quickly to get to the airport.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes yes yes.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell us what was the occasion, Matt?

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<v Speaker 1>I have been wanting to tell you the story.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I thought I'm too hot. That's one layer of

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<v Speaker 2>clothing gone.

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<v Speaker 1>And it begins. Oh how does that feel? Give that

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<v Speaker 1>nug and a scratch?

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<v Speaker 2>I have nits?

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry about that. Okay, I've been wanting to tell you

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<v Speaker 1>the story since it happened.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you haven't enswed my calls.

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<v Speaker 1>We avoid telling each other any stories until we're in

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<v Speaker 1>the podcast. But I had to go to Melbourne last week.

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<v Speaker 1>I had a job down there. It was on a Thursday,

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<v Speaker 1>and you know I have the kids on Thursdays, so

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<v Speaker 1>it's hard to manage because Laura's also flat out. But

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<v Speaker 1>I thought, do you know what I'll do. I'll bring

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<v Speaker 1>the kids with me big mistake, down to Melbourne. It'll

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<v Speaker 1>be fun, it'll be an adventure, we'll all have a

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<v Speaker 1>great time and then we'll fly back the next day.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's what we did. End of story. It's always

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<v Speaker 1>it's always one of those cases where're like, this will

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<v Speaker 1>be fun playing trips. They're an adventure, the kids will

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<v Speaker 1>love it. But it was It's a lot of moving around.

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<v Speaker 1>Two flights and within twenty four hours with kids, it's

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<v Speaker 1>no good, no good, it's no good. So Ash, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna I'm just going to go out. I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>tell you what happened.

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<v Speaker 2>Set the scene.

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<v Speaker 1>I almost got bashed on a plane.

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<v Speaker 3>What you how you're superlite, You're too nice, especially to

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<v Speaker 3>the public, especially to the public. It's me a little

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<v Speaker 3>bit mean, but to the public you are extra nice.

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<v Speaker 2>How did this happen?

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<v Speaker 1>Matt? So we did?

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<v Speaker 2>Unless another man's wife fell in love with you? Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>definitly good looks charming man.

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<v Speaker 1>So the job was finished?

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<v Speaker 2>I bet it was. I was sorry. I bet it

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't there there's one new thing, trademark. I bet it was.

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<v Speaker 1>And it was time to return back to Sydney to

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<v Speaker 1>get to the airport. Flight was a little bit delayed

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<v Speaker 1>and we're waiting to board the plane. Lola ended up

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<v Speaker 1>falling asleep in my lap. And you know, tonightmare when

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<v Speaker 1>the kids always fall asleep when you have to then

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<v Speaker 1>like move going. Yeah, as she fell asleep. Twenty minutes later,

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<v Speaker 1>they're like boarding for jet Star blah blah, oh blah blah.

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<v Speaker 1>So now as we're getting you have to walk across

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<v Speaker 1>the tarmac. She wakes up crying. She's having a terrible time.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, I was fucking sleeping. Why are we on

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<v Speaker 1>a tarmac? And why is there a jet engine in

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<v Speaker 1>my face? So we get the kids down in their seats.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in the aisle. Lola's next to me, screaming because

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<v Speaker 1>she's just been working up. Marley's in the window seat

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<v Speaker 1>watching her iPad, preoccupied. Maley's been great. The person in

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<v Speaker 1>front of me was very agitated. It was a man.

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<v Speaker 1>There was a man in a red jacket.

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<v Speaker 2>Detriment for the story.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, anyway, So everyone's boarded. Plane doors are shut and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm still trying to settle Lola very aware that I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to.

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<v Speaker 2>Make it's like trying to diffuse a bomb.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, I'm dealing with that. The guy in front

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<v Speaker 1>of me turns around, peers over the seat, looks at me,

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<v Speaker 1>and he goes, do you want me to break your

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<v Speaker 1>fucking nose? No?

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, are you serious?

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<v Speaker 1>I am deadly serious right now.

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<v Speaker 2>He's just out of nowhere.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, and I'm like what. I was like, is

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<v Speaker 1>this a joke?

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<v Speaker 2>Is this?

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, what, I'm trying to comprehend what's going on?

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<v Speaker 1>Because it came left field?

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<v Speaker 2>What sort of bloke was he like?

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<v Speaker 1>Was? Well, it turns out he wasn't quite right. I

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<v Speaker 1>want to say. He was like mister Freeze two point.

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<v Speaker 2>Zero, so you reckon. It was like an isotic.

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<v Speaker 1>He was he was, he wasn't. I wasn't sure in

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<v Speaker 1>that moment because I said excuse me, and he goes,

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<v Speaker 1>do you want to break your fucking nose? And I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, And luckily Marley didn't hear because she was

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<v Speaker 1>on a iPad. Lola was screaming the house down, so

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<v Speaker 1>she didn't realize. And I was like, oh, like in

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<v Speaker 1>that moment, I just froze.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like, holy shit.

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<v Speaker 1>But then the lucky thing was so lucky that this happened.

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<v Speaker 1>The air hosty happened to be right next to me

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<v Speaker 1>walking down the aisle as he said that, and she

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<v Speaker 1>clocked it, and she was like she had the second time.

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<v Speaker 1>She goes excuse me, and he goes, I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 1>put my fucking seat back and he's not letting me

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<v Speaker 1>do it. And I wasn't even touching the seat. I

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<v Speaker 1>was because I was sitting facing you know, Lola. I

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<v Speaker 1>was like hunched over.

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<v Speaker 2>So it wasn't the it wasn't Lola crying. It was

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<v Speaker 2>the sea for their combination.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I thought. And I was she was like,

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<v Speaker 1>excuse me, and he starts flipping out, saying that I'm

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<v Speaker 1>stopping him from putting his seat back, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>that's not quite right. And then she spoke to him

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<v Speaker 1>for a little bit. He's clearly not right. He's he

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<v Speaker 1>must be high as a kite. I was just like

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<v Speaker 1>not because then she said, don't react to him. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to sort this out. Because I was like, am

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<v Speaker 1>I is this going to end up in a fight

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<v Speaker 1>right now? Like? Am I going to have to if

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<v Speaker 1>he starts coming at me again? You know? I don't. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like ready for fucking battle.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, especially in front of your kids.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. And then as the air hosty walks off, he

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<v Speaker 1>he's going.

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<v Speaker 2>Shut up.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm like, Okay, this guy is he's not all there.

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<v Speaker 1>He's not all there. And also a few of the

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<v Speaker 1>people start clocking it now, but I'm not sure what

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<v Speaker 1>normally happens in that scenario. But she the air hosty

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<v Speaker 1>like taps him the shoulder and she just says, don't worry,

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<v Speaker 1>We'll get him off the plane. And so I'm like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>but the issue was and we're waiting, doors are shut

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<v Speaker 1>in the plane. Five minutes go by, ten minutes go by,

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<v Speaker 1>he's still really agitated.

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<v Speaker 2>And so someone sitting next to him, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>There was. It was another jet Star employee. Luckily, so

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<v Speaker 1>no one in the middle. There's a jet Star employee.

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<v Speaker 1>He was not working, but she was in the window

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<v Speaker 1>seat and she was a young girl as well. She

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<v Speaker 1>was looking a bit worried concerned, and I was thinking

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<v Speaker 1>my mind, like this is going to kick off, like

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<v Speaker 1>this guy is only she's going to get him off

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<v Speaker 1>the plane. And the captain does an announcement and says

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<v Speaker 1>President seating number thirty D. He just goes, we have

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<v Speaker 1>a small issue with someone's booking that we're just figuring

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<v Speaker 1>it out now, so just hold time and we'll be

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<v Speaker 1>up in the air and no time, and then cops

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<v Speaker 1>come on, whoa come on, and they tap on the

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<v Speaker 1>shoulder and they say, hey, there's just been a really

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<v Speaker 1>small problem with your booking and we just also something's

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<v Speaker 1>wrong with your luggage, and you know, to the guy

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<v Speaker 1>and then he goes, I don't have any luggage now,

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<v Speaker 1>and they say, can you can you get off the

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<v Speaker 1>flight come with us. Don't worry, You're still going to

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<v Speaker 1>fly today. They're very good at keeping it calm. You're

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<v Speaker 1>going to be on the next flight.

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<v Speaker 2>To drag that motherfucker off, I was like, get into

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<v Speaker 2>my headline, bunch. He came right for hold his arms back.

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<v Speaker 1>For me, and then I was thinking, this is when

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<v Speaker 1>it's gonna Yeah, you know those scenes you see like

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<v Speaker 1>a video on social media and it's someone like literally

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<v Speaker 1>in a head like getting dragged off the plane. I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, this is about that.

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<v Speaker 2>It's going to happen.

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<v Speaker 1>And luckily he was like, but I'm still going to

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<v Speaker 1>fly today, and they go, yea, you're still flying. You'd

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<v Speaker 1>be on the next flight out here in fifteen minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, you're not, gotcha. He gets off

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<v Speaker 1>the plane just.

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<v Speaker 2>Voluntarily gets yes. I wanted to see you on the news.

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<v Speaker 2>Imagine if you were like and it's going to be

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<v Speaker 2>on the news. Tonight and it's just like, you don't

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<v Speaker 2>get carried off.

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<v Speaker 1>But they get him off the plane, and I still like,

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't sure if he was going to look at

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<v Speaker 1>me and be like you're the reason why I'm getting

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<v Speaker 1>kicked off, you know. And I've got Marley and Lola

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<v Speaker 1>next to me. But also Mom came with us as well.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's right before the police came on. Mum was like,

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<v Speaker 1>can you smell something? Because he's I want to assume

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<v Speaker 1>that this this guy hasn't showered for a long time

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<v Speaker 1>as well, so he has quite a pungent smell. So

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<v Speaker 1>Nana is in the next she's like, can you smell something?

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<v Speaker 1>This is whilse we're waiting for the police to come

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<v Speaker 1>and take me and looking at Nana.

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<v Speaker 2>Going shut up, generation has no chill.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like what what? And that guy seems a bit strange,

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't he because he's a talking in tongues by himself.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, for god, sec now you shut

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<v Speaker 1>the hell.

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<v Speaker 2>He like, the police can take her with you. I

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<v Speaker 2>imagine your mumbling.

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<v Speaker 1>They go, oh the police are here.

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<v Speaker 2>Something stinks.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, he gets off the plane, and I was the

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<v Speaker 1>relief that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I can imagine the sigh of relief I was.

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<v Speaker 1>I was in my mind. I was like, I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to get punched and elbowt in the face right now,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm going to do it in front of my kids.

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<v Speaker 2>Great for publicity for the podcast, You're like, I'm in

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<v Speaker 2>doting dad, that's to's podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, I'm all for a story as long as knowing

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<v Speaker 1>I'm happy for the story to be this level of extreme.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to get hit. I want to find anyone,

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<v Speaker 1>But I do want to give a shout out to

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<v Speaker 1>the jet Star flight attendants, the women on that plane.

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<v Speaker 2>They just killed it.

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<v Speaker 1>They killed it, they dealt with it. They are very professional.

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<v Speaker 2>Now often that happens, well, she.

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<v Speaker 1>Says quite a lot, apparently, really yeah. She was like,

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<v Speaker 1>you'd be surprised. She's like the flight from between Melbourne

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<v Speaker 1>and Sydney. She's like, that's where it happens. Really yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she said, two weeks ago, the plane was taking off

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<v Speaker 1>and a guy just got out of his seat and

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<v Speaker 1>started flipping out up and down the aisle.

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<v Speaker 2>At what point mid takeoff? You go, now is my time?

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<v Speaker 1>Excuse me?

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<v Speaker 2>Excuse me? He like, does that weird shuffle out from

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<v Speaker 2>the window.

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<v Speaker 1>Just be one second.

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<v Speaker 2>Excuse me, excuse me. Well, I'm glad you made it

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<v Speaker 2>back in one pete, and I can't imagine the week

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<v Speaker 2>you've had not been able to tell me that, So

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<v Speaker 2>I know I can imagine that you would have been

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<v Speaker 2>like on that plane. Guard.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't wait to tells this story. I was in

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<v Speaker 1>the air being buy wi fi tell him. But it

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<v Speaker 1>goes to show one thing. You shouldn't put your seat

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<v Speaker 1>back on a domestic flight.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you shouldn't anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't do it. I don't go back unless there's

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<v Speaker 3>no one behind me.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm fucking joking to it. Oh fucking hell.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm saying, be courteous. I thought you were serious. Look,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm serious one of us around it.

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<v Speaker 1>It needs to be serious. It's a very good point. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I never me myself personally. I never do it on

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<v Speaker 1>a fly.

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<v Speaker 2>I know I'm going to be on Q and A

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<v Speaker 2>this week and that's gonna be one of the questions.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you ever recline your seatback? I never do anything.

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<v Speaker 2>It's inconvenient for the people behind me, but I also

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<v Speaker 2>think if I do it, the people behind me can

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<v Speaker 2>also do it so that evens itself out all the

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<v Speaker 2>way down to the back of the plane.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for clarifying. That's okay, thank you. I'm glad.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm glad you made it back in one piece. A

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<v Speaker 3>couple of things happened to me while you're away.

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<v Speaker 1>A couple of you make me laugh. Thank you, you

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<v Speaker 1>make me laugh. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I'm here for. And you can wheel me

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<v Speaker 2>back out.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you got?

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<v Speaker 3>Two things happened to me while you're away. While you

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<v Speaker 3>were making enemies, I was making friends.

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<v Speaker 1>That is not like you at all.

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<v Speaker 2>You know how we spoke about.

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<v Speaker 3>Oscar making a friend, which is Siri, which that's still ongoing.

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<v Speaker 1>But I also made a friend. I'm intrigued.

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<v Speaker 3>So every Thursday is same with me. I have Macy,

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<v Speaker 3>yes Thursday, so we go swimming, try and tuck her out.

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<v Speaker 3>Then we go to rhyme time?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, which what is rhyme time again? It's a place

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<v Speaker 2>where you go to rhyme now it's at the local library.

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<v Speaker 1>You go there at spitbars. I'm just a tired dad.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm rad No, no, I'm also bad.

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<v Speaker 2>That's terrible.

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<v Speaker 3>Please stop, please stop right now. The download numbers just went.

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<v Speaker 3>So it's a place you go library where they do.

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<v Speaker 3>They sing songs to the kids, they read books like

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<v Speaker 3>a group. It's free, brilliant initiative, I think, because it's

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<v Speaker 3>half an hour.

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<v Speaker 2>For me to sit on my phone while they do that.

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<v Speaker 2>And they're like singing.

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<v Speaker 3>And their kids are all usually a similar age, like

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<v Speaker 3>two three.

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<v Speaker 1>This is just Macy, just Macy.

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<v Speaker 3>So I take Macey every week and she's slowly like

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<v Speaker 3>she's involved for half. She there's the song she likes,

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<v Speaker 3>the song she doesn't like, and she comes back and

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<v Speaker 3>she sits with me, or she grabs a book and

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<v Speaker 3>sits with me.

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<v Speaker 1>What are the song that she doesn't like?

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<v Speaker 2>She doesn't care for days of the week anymore.

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<v Speaker 4>Days of the week, days of the week. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 4>this Tuesday. You know, this is my story. Macey's a

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<v Speaker 4>bit off it. She's just like I'm up.

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<v Speaker 3>She wants more of the songs that have the props,

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<v Speaker 3>the ribbons.

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<v Speaker 5>The shakers, big parachute and they all go under underneath it,

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<v Speaker 5>or like a song that goes and they all fall

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<v Speaker 5>down and they.

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<v Speaker 3>All fall down, and then like walks are boring. Let's

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<v Speaker 3>be honest, it's just someone reading and read it. So

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<v Speaker 3>she gets her own book and comes over to me,

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<v Speaker 3>and usually that's snack time. So I was like, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>having snacks. And she pulled out a bag, a little bag.

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<v Speaker 2>Of the little cookies that she had, chocolate chip cookies,

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like, daddy, you have one of those two.

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<v Speaker 3>I opened it, she grabbed one, walked away to go

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<v Speaker 3>and do your ohyme time the cookies. The opening of

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<v Speaker 3>the cookies has attracted a small young boy.

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<v Speaker 1>The sound well come out of nowhere. He's like, what

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<v Speaker 1>do you go there?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you got? He come over and I was like.

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<v Speaker 1>That rustle, the aluminium kind of like plastic rustle. I

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<v Speaker 1>can hear that from mild is.

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<v Speaker 2>To retain the freshness of the cookies.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what that is.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, you shouldn't. I have learned, not the hard way,

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<v Speaker 2>but I've learned that you don't just give another kid

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<v Speaker 2>cookie cause.

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<v Speaker 1>You got an allergy.

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<v Speaker 2>Might have analergy.

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<v Speaker 1>So I sort of that is very intelligent for anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>So het April taught you that, Oh absolutely.

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<v Speaker 3>So he put his hand on my knee because we're

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<v Speaker 3>sitting on the ground like like Buster would do when

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<v Speaker 3>he wants something.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, just to let you know that he's there.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm here. He's like tapping, I'm right here, thank you sir.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like trying to ignore him, awkward, like

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what. I don't know what, like what

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<v Speaker 2>the difference between just moving your head like this is.

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<v Speaker 2>But when you're trying to not let them know that

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<v Speaker 2>you're not, you're trying to ignore them your whole buddy,

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<v Speaker 2>putting your back to them.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, the mum comes over and she was like, it's

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<v Speaker 3>so sorry, and she was like, he loves cookies. I

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<v Speaker 3>was obviously, so I took that as if like he'll

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<v Speaker 3>get one, and I was like, oh, you can have what.

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<v Speaker 3>She's like, no, no, it's okay. He's got his own.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like she took the homemade Were they

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<v Speaker 1>bought cookies?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Homemade? Who do you think I am?

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<v Speaker 1>Crocker favores. What have we got?

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<v Speaker 2>No wet? They just chok the chip cookies?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Classic. So he's he's gone off anyway, makes she's come

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<v Speaker 2>back to get another cookie and guess who reappears?

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<v Speaker 1>And I went, there you go and the cookie and

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<v Speaker 1>you haven't killed the child, have you.

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<v Speaker 2>He's like, don't ruin my story. No, No, he's given

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<v Speaker 2>attle lot of approval, driffed off, and I thought, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>that's it. Anyway, one is never enough, and other song's

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<v Speaker 2>gone by, he's obviously finished the cookie, and he reappears,

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<v Speaker 2>and like this time he came back with much more confidence.

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<v Speaker 1>He was like, fucking give us one.

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<v Speaker 2>And he's like walking across these kids, like knocking kids

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<v Speaker 2>out of the way as I'm getting this cookie.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's rummaging through your pockets.

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<v Speaker 2>First of all, I was like, that's all right, got

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<v Speaker 2>another cookie, took off, and I thought that's got to

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<v Speaker 2>be it. That's surely that's got to be it.

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<v Speaker 3>And then he's come back again, and I'm like, where

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<v Speaker 3>the fuck is this?

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<v Speaker 2>Mum gone. She's obviously just watching this all unfold.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, by the time we'd finished the thing of cookies,

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<v Speaker 3>he's sitting next to me and we're.

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<v Speaker 2>Like doing her right time together.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, twenty minutes he's out there and we're doing all

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<v Speaker 3>the wrong times. Macey's coming back and forth as well.

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<v Speaker 1>Do it or is she like? Because sometimes they're like

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<v Speaker 1>my daddy.

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<v Speaker 3>She was sweet, she was sweet, We'll fine, and then

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<v Speaker 3>I make she's come over for some water and he

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<v Speaker 3>was like, what else, Like that's by the end of it,

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<v Speaker 3>and it was like and then the rhyme time wraps up.

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<v Speaker 3>The mums come out of nowhere. She's obviously watched the

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<v Speaker 3>whole thing unfold. She's like, she's great, this guy's got

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<v Speaker 3>him all good. She comes back home and she's like,

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<v Speaker 3>thank you. See oh bye, like I worked there. She's

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<v Speaker 3>taken off with my new friend.

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<v Speaker 1>You just saved yourself paying for lunch. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>So anyway, I've got a new friend now, so hopefully

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<v Speaker 3>he's that rum time if he's listening.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no greater compliment, I think than a child just

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<v Speaker 1>instantly being drawn towards you. Yeah. Yes, it's annoying, but

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<v Speaker 1>you know you're a you have a warm presence.

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<v Speaker 2>I know I never make I don't make a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of friends. I wonder why that is.

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<v Speaker 1>It's nice to see you smile as well.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, that was one thing that happened over the time

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<v Speaker 3>that you're away.

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<v Speaker 2>So I've got a new friend now. I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>his name.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, like, did you see a regular visitor to

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<v Speaker 1>run time?

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<v Speaker 2>I'll find out when I go back this week. I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't get to go.

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<v Speaker 1>He's probably going to start spreading the word as well

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<v Speaker 1>as like you guys want some cookies.

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<v Speaker 2>Dealer?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Them up?

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<v Speaker 2>The last question give I want to call that for you.

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<v Speaker 3>Both your kid and my kid are at the age

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<v Speaker 3>that next year they're going to big school.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, so we have enrolled daycare fees.

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<v Speaker 2>What's up public school? Anyway?

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<v Speaker 3>We we enrolled Oscar into a local school near me

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<v Speaker 3>and it turns out to be the school that I

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<v Speaker 3>went to as a child.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a question for April, but I'll ask you

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<v Speaker 1>when do you have to enroll them by? I haven't

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<v Speaker 1>enrolled Marley. Now you have to do it now.

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<v Speaker 2>You should have done it by now. Really.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but if you're in the catchment, are they forced

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<v Speaker 1>to take you? No?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, no, because you're I would find that your catchment

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<v Speaker 3>falls into a couple of different schools.

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<v Speaker 1>Ship.

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<v Speaker 5>So the thing is you remind me after we finished recording,

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<v Speaker 5>because because if you if they're like, okay, we've got

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<v Speaker 5>this amount of kids from the catchment, we'll start to

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<v Speaker 5>take people out of area.

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, just be careful. Hopefully I'm helping you here. So

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<v Speaker 2>we did.

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<v Speaker 3>We had an open day, so it was an over

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<v Speaker 3>day where you go with your kid. I'm not going

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<v Speaker 3>to name the school because they're for privacy reasons. Obviously

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<v Speaker 3>it's but it was a school I went to as

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<v Speaker 3>a kid, okay, And we drove in and immediately I

0:21:40.720 --> 0:21:41.080
<v Speaker 3>was like.

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<v Speaker 2>This is fucking weird. Yeah so weird.

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<v Speaker 1>Has it changed much?

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<v Speaker 3>It's exactly the same, exactly so much so, like went

0:21:52.440 --> 0:21:55.200
<v Speaker 3>down the track to the school to the school entrance,

0:21:55.240 --> 0:21:56.960
<v Speaker 3>were lining up to do your check in, because I

0:21:56.960 --> 0:21:57.680
<v Speaker 3>mean it is a school.

0:21:57.720 --> 0:21:59.360
<v Speaker 2>You got to check in and they do a quick

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<v Speaker 2>police check make sure't it.

0:22:02.560 --> 0:22:05.400
<v Speaker 3>But like, you know, and all my friends that I'm

0:22:05.480 --> 0:22:08.040
<v Speaker 3>still friends with, the guys I went to school with

0:22:08.080 --> 0:22:10.960
<v Speaker 3>there like close, like we hang out every day, which

0:22:11.040 --> 0:22:11.840
<v Speaker 3>is wow.

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<v Speaker 2>Wild. It was weird. It was kind of this weird nostalgic.

0:22:16.600 --> 0:22:20.840
<v Speaker 3>Moment where you're like, you know where, like you're walking

0:22:20.880 --> 0:22:23.200
<v Speaker 3>past things that you're like, holy shit, I remember when

0:22:23.240 --> 0:22:24.879
<v Speaker 3>this happened here, and do you do you know.

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<v Speaker 1>What I find the weirdest thing about going back to

0:22:26.320 --> 0:22:30.600
<v Speaker 1>primary school is that everything's so tiny. Do you find

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<v Speaker 1>that like when you were oh yeah yeah yeah, when

0:22:32.320 --> 0:22:33.960
<v Speaker 1>you were they're like where you would put your bags

0:22:34.040 --> 0:22:37.160
<v Speaker 1>or the bubblers. Everything is fucking miniature it's so small. Yeah,

0:22:37.200 --> 0:22:39.600
<v Speaker 1>and you're like, I feel like a giant going back

0:22:39.640 --> 0:22:39.960
<v Speaker 1>in there.

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<v Speaker 3>Nothing absolutely nothing has changed. Obviously technology and updating of

0:22:44.880 --> 0:22:47.560
<v Speaker 3>current things. But like you walk through the office and

0:22:47.600 --> 0:22:51.760
<v Speaker 3>I was like, holy shit. I was like, that's sick Bay,

0:22:52.240 --> 0:22:58.760
<v Speaker 3>still sick Bay. That's the principal's office, Still the principal's offer.

0:22:58.880 --> 0:23:01.359
<v Speaker 1>Any teacher's still there. I get the back.

0:23:02.880 --> 0:23:05.600
<v Speaker 3>We're on this tour and I'm walking we walk out

0:23:05.600 --> 0:23:07.560
<v Speaker 3>of the office, so this thing that overlooks the whole

0:23:07.560 --> 0:23:13.480
<v Speaker 3>playground identical. Nothing has fucking changed whatsoever. And I'm in

0:23:13.760 --> 0:23:19.040
<v Speaker 3>I'm spinning out. I'm like, it's the school that shaped me.

0:23:21.000 --> 0:23:21.640
<v Speaker 3>And it's like.

0:23:21.640 --> 0:23:25.080
<v Speaker 2>You start to remember little bits and pieces of like memories,

0:23:25.320 --> 0:23:29.000
<v Speaker 2>memories flooding. I was just like spin it out and

0:23:29.040 --> 0:23:31.280
<v Speaker 2>I was like, holy shit, nothing has changed. And the

0:23:31.359 --> 0:23:33.240
<v Speaker 2>vice principal was right behind me and she was like,

0:23:33.280 --> 0:23:34.960
<v Speaker 2>did you used to go here? I said, I went

0:23:35.000 --> 0:23:36.800
<v Speaker 2>to this school twenty two years ago.

0:23:38.200 --> 0:23:39.000
<v Speaker 1>Shit, we're old.

0:23:39.080 --> 0:23:42.440
<v Speaker 3>I know that's when I left. I was like, I

0:23:42.480 --> 0:23:45.199
<v Speaker 3>had been there for five years prior to when I

0:23:45.240 --> 0:23:48.159
<v Speaker 3>had left. And she was like, oh, is it what

0:23:48.440 --> 0:23:49.400
<v Speaker 3>you know? Is it the same?

0:23:49.480 --> 0:23:51.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm like it's grabbing.

0:23:51.400 --> 0:23:57.200
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, woman, nothing PTSD is killing me.

0:23:57.920 --> 0:24:01.640
<v Speaker 2>Thankfully I had. Thankfully, I have nothing.

0:24:01.359 --> 0:24:03.720
<v Speaker 3>But very good memories from primary school. It wasn't a

0:24:03.720 --> 0:24:06.119
<v Speaker 3>traumatic time for me. It was the only school that

0:24:06.160 --> 0:24:10.040
<v Speaker 3>I went to for the whole time. Actually, no, it's

0:24:10.080 --> 0:24:13.280
<v Speaker 3>the longest school that I spent time at. After that,

0:24:13.520 --> 0:24:14.840
<v Speaker 3>the memory is hazy.

0:24:16.240 --> 0:24:18.480
<v Speaker 1>But she was like, oh, that's great. So it's all

0:24:18.520 --> 0:24:18.880
<v Speaker 1>the same.

0:24:18.920 --> 0:24:21.560
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, everything is the same, like the red brick,

0:24:22.400 --> 0:24:26.240
<v Speaker 3>nothing has changed whatsoever. There's plaques and stuff on the

0:24:26.240 --> 0:24:28.960
<v Speaker 3>ground with people's names on it from when I was

0:24:29.000 --> 0:24:31.240
<v Speaker 3>at school, and teachers.

0:24:30.840 --> 0:24:32.000
<v Speaker 1>And so it's all the same.

0:24:32.160 --> 0:24:34.719
<v Speaker 3>She was like, oh, do you remember any teachers. I

0:24:34.760 --> 0:24:36.719
<v Speaker 3>was like, yeah, I had this one teacher and I

0:24:36.760 --> 0:24:37.680
<v Speaker 3>told her the teacher's name.

0:24:37.680 --> 0:24:38.960
<v Speaker 2>She goes, yep, she's still here.

0:24:39.480 --> 0:24:43.080
<v Speaker 1>I was like, fuck off, surely that'll be dead by now.

0:24:43.440 --> 0:24:45.120
<v Speaker 2>A couple of them are dead. One of them done

0:24:45.119 --> 0:24:46.879
<v Speaker 2>in a boating accident. That was rumor.

0:24:48.680 --> 0:24:51.800
<v Speaker 3>That's not going to do, but you start. It was funny,

0:24:51.840 --> 0:24:54.840
<v Speaker 3>like walking through watching Oscar, you know. We went to

0:24:54.920 --> 0:24:59.159
<v Speaker 3>a couple of the classrooms and I was like, I remember.

0:24:58.840 --> 0:25:01.720
<v Speaker 1>This teachers that they're holding hands with the kids and

0:25:01.760 --> 0:25:03.840
<v Speaker 1>you're just there rocking in the corner of a classroom,

0:25:04.320 --> 0:25:08.560
<v Speaker 1>inside a classroom rade threes, being like time goes so quickly,

0:25:08.640 --> 0:25:10.840
<v Speaker 1>I enjoy every second.

0:25:12.960 --> 0:25:15.720
<v Speaker 2>There was a combination of that and April like crying

0:25:15.760 --> 0:25:18.359
<v Speaker 2>because just like realizing that their kids. And I was

0:25:18.400 --> 0:25:19.840
<v Speaker 2>just like where these weird couple were.

0:25:19.840 --> 0:25:20.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm just like.

0:25:22.040 --> 0:25:24.959
<v Speaker 2>Rocking in the corner. And I was like, it's growing

0:25:25.040 --> 0:25:26.160
<v Speaker 2>up so fast?

0:25:28.440 --> 0:25:30.040
<v Speaker 1>The other parents are they crying?

0:25:30.200 --> 0:25:36.399
<v Speaker 2>Normal? Anyway, We're doing the tour, and it was like

0:25:37.160 --> 0:25:40.480
<v Speaker 2>I kept having these flashbacks of moments. And we went

0:25:40.520 --> 0:25:42.080
<v Speaker 2>to the hall. They have a big hall.

0:25:42.320 --> 0:25:45.480
<v Speaker 3>The hall is exactly the same, and they were doing

0:25:45.560 --> 0:25:47.680
<v Speaker 3>like a dance class, like the year six was doing

0:25:47.680 --> 0:25:51.760
<v Speaker 3>a dance class, and I just had this memory come

0:25:52.160 --> 0:25:55.080
<v Speaker 3>flooding back. So when I was like, it must have

0:25:55.119 --> 0:25:57.280
<v Speaker 3>been year four or year five or something like that,

0:25:57.400 --> 0:25:59.360
<v Speaker 3>and so that how it would it be, say ten

0:26:00.160 --> 0:26:02.760
<v Speaker 3>and me and all the friends that I still am

0:26:02.840 --> 0:26:08.400
<v Speaker 3>friends with. Now, this teacher started an all boys dance class.

0:26:07.960 --> 0:26:10.240
<v Speaker 2>And she was like recruiting all these boys.

0:26:10.080 --> 0:26:12.560
<v Speaker 1>Comes a suspect.

0:26:12.359 --> 0:26:14.879
<v Speaker 3>But like she was just like wanting to be wanting

0:26:14.880 --> 0:26:18.040
<v Speaker 3>to get more inclusive of just the girls doing the dance.

0:26:19.400 --> 0:26:20.360
<v Speaker 1>She's now in prison.

0:26:22.119 --> 0:26:22.640
<v Speaker 2>We'll get there.

0:26:22.640 --> 0:26:26.040
<v Speaker 1>It turns out she was grooming us all. She grooms

0:26:26.040 --> 0:26:26.320
<v Speaker 1>all that.

0:26:26.720 --> 0:26:29.520
<v Speaker 2>It's actually quite a sad story, this one. So sorry.

0:26:30.119 --> 0:26:30.320
<v Speaker 3>It was.

0:26:30.600 --> 0:26:32.399
<v Speaker 1>It was as she was when who died in the

0:26:32.400 --> 0:26:33.080
<v Speaker 1>boating accident.

0:26:33.160 --> 0:26:36.800
<v Speaker 2>No, it's a funny, sad memory. Funny for me, sad

0:26:36.800 --> 0:26:38.200
<v Speaker 2>for her. So she's gone.

0:26:38.280 --> 0:26:41.439
<v Speaker 3>She's spent all this time recruiting all these boys to

0:26:41.440 --> 0:26:42.200
<v Speaker 3>do it, and we were like.

0:26:42.240 --> 0:26:43.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, let's do it.

0:26:43.160 --> 0:26:45.520
<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, this would be SIGNI like hip hop dancing.

0:26:46.240 --> 0:26:47.639
<v Speaker 2>Oh god, sad.

0:26:48.280 --> 0:26:51.120
<v Speaker 3>Anyway, so she's recruited this all and then we did

0:26:51.160 --> 0:26:54.000
<v Speaker 3>a couple of classes and all of the boys.

0:26:53.720 --> 0:26:56.480
<v Speaker 2>Realized that this is they're good. This is not good.

0:26:56.800 --> 0:26:59.120
<v Speaker 2>We don't like this, so we all quit it once.

0:27:00.720 --> 0:27:08.440
<v Speaker 3>Anyway, the teacher cried, I know, I know, but straight

0:27:08.440 --> 0:27:10.439
<v Speaker 3>away I went to the group chat today or like

0:27:10.480 --> 0:27:12.600
<v Speaker 3>that on the day of being like, hey, I'm currently

0:27:13.320 --> 0:27:17.520
<v Speaker 3>at school having all these nostalgic memories, and I remember

0:27:17.560 --> 0:27:18.520
<v Speaker 3>that this came up.

0:27:19.920 --> 0:27:22.680
<v Speaker 2>Kids are savage. That's a savage thing to do.

0:27:22.760 --> 0:27:24.720
<v Speaker 1>But she's got she's got to understand.

0:27:25.280 --> 0:27:28.399
<v Speaker 2>She befull cried, dude, we all got in trouble. We

0:27:28.440 --> 0:27:30.960
<v Speaker 2>all got in trouble, not in trouble, but we all.

0:27:30.800 --> 0:27:34.199
<v Speaker 3>Got like a hey, guys, look you've really disappointed this teacher.

0:27:34.640 --> 0:27:37.399
<v Speaker 1>And we were like, always want to run around the

0:27:37.440 --> 0:27:39.600
<v Speaker 1>oval and tackle each tease each other. I don't want

0:27:39.640 --> 0:27:40.800
<v Speaker 1>to learn how to do a six step.

0:27:41.080 --> 0:27:41.879
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, exactly right.

0:27:42.520 --> 0:27:45.080
<v Speaker 3>That's another thing that like you start remembering all the

0:27:45.119 --> 0:27:49.200
<v Speaker 3>embarrassing things that you did and you're like, oh god,

0:27:49.560 --> 0:27:53.800
<v Speaker 3>why am I so sad. So in that young age,

0:27:54.200 --> 0:27:57.960
<v Speaker 3>say year five, year six, you start to develop, you know,

0:27:57.960 --> 0:28:00.280
<v Speaker 3>You're like, oh, she's hot, you know, little girl like

0:28:00.320 --> 0:28:01.160
<v Speaker 3>you know, you start to.

0:28:01.359 --> 0:28:04.600
<v Speaker 1>Have attracted to the I used to have a ruler

0:28:05.640 --> 0:28:09.960
<v Speaker 1>that had do you still with a girl called Mallory

0:28:10.840 --> 0:28:14.399
<v Speaker 1>and I the ruler, and she would read it and

0:28:14.440 --> 0:28:16.560
<v Speaker 1>be like yeah, and then she'd have written on a

0:28:16.600 --> 0:28:18.240
<v Speaker 1>rubber and he'd be like do you still and you'd

0:28:18.240 --> 0:28:19.800
<v Speaker 1>be like, yeah, we still liked each other.

0:28:19.920 --> 0:28:22.200
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, So you start to like girls and stuff

0:28:22.200 --> 0:28:23.840
<v Speaker 3>like that. So there was a girl that I really like,

0:28:24.000 --> 0:28:26.320
<v Speaker 3>really liked at the time. My mates were like, yeah,

0:28:26.400 --> 0:28:30.320
<v Speaker 3>de to do it, to do it anyway? I went

0:28:30.400 --> 0:28:33.320
<v Speaker 3>at one lunchtime. It was like getting to the point like, yeah,

0:28:33.400 --> 0:28:35.280
<v Speaker 3>de to do it, to do it. She was like, yeah,

0:28:35.320 --> 0:28:38.120
<v Speaker 3>I'm keen. Yeah, I'm keen. She was keen for the kids,

0:28:38.680 --> 0:28:41.280
<v Speaker 3>which is great. You know, I'm developing as a young

0:28:41.360 --> 0:28:44.960
<v Speaker 3>man and were young boy young man in primary school.

0:28:45.000 --> 0:28:45.640
<v Speaker 5>That's what.

0:28:47.760 --> 0:28:51.680
<v Speaker 2>Eleven or twelve okay was twelve, I feel reasons twelve.

0:28:52.920 --> 0:28:54.000
<v Speaker 1>She was eight.

0:28:54.120 --> 0:28:57.680
<v Speaker 3>No, in the same grade, in the same class.

0:28:58.120 --> 0:29:00.880
<v Speaker 2>We liked each other anyway, so I went in.

0:29:01.000 --> 0:29:05.360
<v Speaker 3>It was consensual, say it was consensual. It was it

0:29:05.440 --> 0:29:07.960
<v Speaker 3>was like her friends a jeta that my friends, and

0:29:08.760 --> 0:29:13.440
<v Speaker 3>it was going to happen. Everyone's gathered an audience, adience,

0:29:14.560 --> 0:29:17.360
<v Speaker 3>everyone's gathered. So I've gone in for it, and one

0:29:17.360 --> 0:29:20.680
<v Speaker 3>of my dickhead maids has pushed me.

0:29:21.280 --> 0:29:25.640
<v Speaker 2>As I've done it, I full raspberry do fade like.

0:29:28.440 --> 0:29:29.240
<v Speaker 1>On a cheek.

0:29:30.120 --> 0:29:35.440
<v Speaker 2>Everyone's gone from then on out.

0:29:35.640 --> 0:29:40.920
<v Speaker 3>I was ridiculed for being the puffer fish, and I

0:29:41.040 --> 0:29:41.360
<v Speaker 3>was like.

0:29:42.920 --> 0:29:43.920
<v Speaker 1>Who is your mate?

0:29:44.080 --> 0:29:47.400
<v Speaker 2>His name was Michael Down. He's probably listening.

0:29:47.640 --> 0:29:50.040
<v Speaker 3>I have seen my mate since I did this school tour,

0:29:50.120 --> 0:29:51.840
<v Speaker 3>and we talked about that story and it was.

0:29:51.800 --> 0:29:55.080
<v Speaker 2>Like, oh, kids are savvy. Jay. There's a lot of

0:29:55.160 --> 0:29:57.840
<v Speaker 2>other stuff that was gone through this group chat now

0:29:58.240 --> 0:29:58.800
<v Speaker 2>that we're like.

0:29:58.760 --> 0:29:59.920
<v Speaker 1>Remember the is remember that?

0:30:00.200 --> 0:30:00.719
<v Speaker 2>Remember that?

0:30:00.840 --> 0:30:04.720
<v Speaker 3>Anyway, I would say that doing the school toour with

0:30:04.760 --> 0:30:11.360
<v Speaker 3>Oscar has traumatized me, but also felt like I missed

0:30:11.360 --> 0:30:14.440
<v Speaker 3>those days as a kid, like you miss those.

0:30:14.760 --> 0:30:16.560
<v Speaker 2>No I know, hear me out.

0:30:16.560 --> 0:30:16.840
<v Speaker 1>Okay.

0:30:17.720 --> 0:30:21.680
<v Speaker 3>I found myself very in a very I don't know

0:30:21.800 --> 0:30:24.600
<v Speaker 3>if we finished the day, went home, and I felt

0:30:24.600 --> 0:30:28.800
<v Speaker 3>like fuck, like where's top one, Where's time? But I

0:30:28.840 --> 0:30:32.280
<v Speaker 3>also felt like really thankful and really grateful for going

0:30:32.320 --> 0:30:34.160
<v Speaker 3>to a school like that, because, like I said, I

0:30:34.200 --> 0:30:38.000
<v Speaker 3>still hang out with all of those guys like daily,

0:30:38.560 --> 0:30:42.080
<v Speaker 3>like speaking to him this morning. Michael still around? Who

0:30:42.200 --> 0:30:45.040
<v Speaker 3>Michael Dawn? Who's the guy Michael down? Actually here's a

0:30:45.120 --> 0:30:48.880
<v Speaker 3>story too. He moves away, but I moved. I moved

0:30:48.880 --> 0:30:52.760
<v Speaker 3>back to Sydney. Went shut up. I got into an

0:30:52.800 --> 0:30:56.080
<v Speaker 3>elevator in the city and he was in there and

0:30:56.120 --> 0:30:59.920
<v Speaker 3>he was like ash random anyway, but I am still

0:31:00.080 --> 0:31:02.760
<v Speaker 3>friends with all those Hey, I'm trying to have a

0:31:02.840 --> 0:31:03.800
<v Speaker 3>nice moment here.

0:31:04.400 --> 0:31:06.360
<v Speaker 1>What the fuck was that? Sorry?

0:31:06.640 --> 0:31:11.640
<v Speaker 3>Sorry? I just ran into him, like thirty years later

0:31:11.880 --> 0:31:13.520
<v Speaker 3>in an elevator. What are the chances?

0:31:16.080 --> 0:31:18.280
<v Speaker 1>What? What?

0:31:20.280 --> 0:31:26.800
<v Speaker 2>I'm not the laughing song of this podcast. Okay, I'm

0:31:26.840 --> 0:31:27.520
<v Speaker 2>deeply hurt.

0:31:28.560 --> 0:31:34.360
<v Speaker 1>No, just that was sorry, that's a dreadful story. But okay, please,

0:31:35.560 --> 0:31:36.520
<v Speaker 1>what the.

0:31:36.520 --> 0:31:40.360
<v Speaker 2>Coincidence of running into someone thirty years later in an

0:31:40.400 --> 0:31:43.080
<v Speaker 2>elevator after we both moved away, And.

0:31:43.120 --> 0:31:44.920
<v Speaker 1>No, I get that. I get it, I get it,

0:31:44.960 --> 0:31:47.800
<v Speaker 1>I get it. It was just like it was just

0:31:47.840 --> 0:31:51.400
<v Speaker 1>at like no context, no context. It was like, ASH

0:31:51.520 --> 0:31:55.640
<v Speaker 1>was like, no.

0:31:55.640 --> 0:31:57.720
<v Speaker 2>You got the wrong guy. Actually I got another buddy.

0:31:58.000 --> 0:32:01.280
<v Speaker 3>No, no, anyway, don't enroll your kids or your kid's

0:32:01.320 --> 0:32:03.680
<v Speaker 3>going to be going to some school that fucking and

0:32:03.720 --> 0:32:04.160
<v Speaker 3>you're gonna have to.

0:32:05.680 --> 0:32:07.080
<v Speaker 1>Relax. Turn on me.

0:32:09.040 --> 0:32:12.240
<v Speaker 2>I've turned on you. I can't finish the story. I'm

0:32:12.280 --> 0:32:13.280
<v Speaker 2>losing concentration.

0:32:13.440 --> 0:32:15.760
<v Speaker 1>I agree, I agree, that was It's You're very lucky.

0:32:17.480 --> 0:32:18.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm gone home. I'm done with it.

0:32:19.120 --> 0:32:22.320
<v Speaker 2>You finished this podcast on your own, all right. You're

0:32:22.360 --> 0:32:25.440
<v Speaker 2>bullying me now. Anyway, that was open day. I'm now

0:32:25.440 --> 0:32:32.160
<v Speaker 2>studying to be a teacher, to go back. Goodness me,

0:32:32.320 --> 0:32:34.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm glad that I can bring you so much joy.

0:32:34.960 --> 0:32:37.040
<v Speaker 1>May you laugh? That's why I like it, That's why,

0:32:37.440 --> 0:32:37.840
<v Speaker 1>that's why.

0:32:38.200 --> 0:32:39.440
<v Speaker 2>Is that the only reason I'm here.

0:32:41.080 --> 0:32:42.200
<v Speaker 1>I've got a quick story.

0:32:42.640 --> 0:32:46.880
<v Speaker 2>We don't have time. We would have but I took

0:32:46.960 --> 0:32:48.640
<v Speaker 2>up all the time. I've actually got one.

0:32:48.640 --> 0:32:54.000
<v Speaker 1>More so, when was the last time you went to

0:32:54.040 --> 0:32:59.240
<v Speaker 1>the movies with the kids? I've taken them. You have

0:32:59.520 --> 0:33:02.320
<v Speaker 1>no sorry, I forgot your absent father. Apologies.

0:33:02.800 --> 0:33:09.080
<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, you could talk at least to put my

0:33:09.160 --> 0:33:15.959
<v Speaker 2>kids in the face of danger on aeroplanes like joan

0:33:16.040 --> 0:33:17.960
<v Speaker 2>me to break my jant me to break you. Notice

0:33:17.960 --> 0:33:21.120
<v Speaker 2>like you could break either of these girls.

0:33:20.280 --> 0:33:23.400
<v Speaker 1>May get me, Adam.

0:33:24.000 --> 0:33:29.040
<v Speaker 3>Let me use you as a human shield. Oh no,

0:33:29.160 --> 0:33:33.240
<v Speaker 3>I've never taken them, April. April has taken I think Oscar.

0:33:33.480 --> 0:33:37.760
<v Speaker 3>Early days, it was like a mother like kids. Yeah, yeah,

0:33:38.080 --> 0:33:39.280
<v Speaker 3>like in the mother's group sort of thing.

0:33:39.320 --> 0:33:42.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they have at cinemas, they would have set times

0:33:43.040 --> 0:33:45.040
<v Speaker 1>where everyone brings their kids and the kids can fucking

0:33:45.080 --> 0:33:45.560
<v Speaker 1>run around.

0:33:45.520 --> 0:33:47.760
<v Speaker 2>Your baby in the room, watch the movie, enjoy something.

0:33:47.800 --> 0:33:48.680
<v Speaker 2>It's the soundproof room.

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<v Speaker 1>It's great, it's okay, it's it's beautiful. But that's my

0:33:52.800 --> 0:33:55.120
<v Speaker 1>I mean of the movie once or twice. Both times

0:33:55.120 --> 0:33:59.480
<v Speaker 1>have been the designated parent child toddler times. And it's

0:33:59.520 --> 0:34:02.040
<v Speaker 1>during the week as well, like on a Wednesday.

0:34:01.520 --> 0:34:03.720
<v Speaker 2>They're not running on a weekend.

0:34:03.320 --> 0:34:06.720
<v Speaker 1>Well, that's what I'm a fucking idiot. I'm an idiot.

0:34:06.760 --> 0:34:09.480
<v Speaker 2>He went on a weekend in a non Yeah, okay,

0:34:09.840 --> 0:34:10.239
<v Speaker 2>I'm with you.

0:34:10.320 --> 0:34:12.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because Laura's got for those of is this going

0:34:12.080 --> 0:34:12.319
<v Speaker 1>to be.

0:34:12.239 --> 0:34:13.440
<v Speaker 2>A good story or is it going to be a

0:34:13.440 --> 0:34:14.000
<v Speaker 2>shit story.

0:34:15.400 --> 0:34:17.400
<v Speaker 1>I don't tell the stories for you. I tell them

0:34:17.440 --> 0:34:18.040
<v Speaker 1>for the listeners.

0:34:18.360 --> 0:34:20.920
<v Speaker 2>I tell mine for you.

0:34:20.920 --> 0:34:24.319
<v Speaker 1>Needn't rethink that, pal, I.

0:34:24.280 --> 0:34:26.400
<v Speaker 2>Really need to think about my whole back catalog now.

0:34:27.120 --> 0:34:30.480
<v Speaker 1>So Laura's gone, she left, she left you again, She's

0:34:30.600 --> 0:34:33.120
<v Speaker 1>left me again. She's over in India having a great time.

0:34:33.800 --> 0:34:36.799
<v Speaker 1>Nana's gone as well, She's in Bali. So I've got

0:34:36.800 --> 0:34:37.440
<v Speaker 1>both girls.

0:34:38.239 --> 0:34:39.480
<v Speaker 2>Nana's on another.

0:34:39.880 --> 0:34:43.520
<v Speaker 1>Another contigue to like spending all of my inheritance as well,

0:34:44.040 --> 0:34:48.000
<v Speaker 1>and the girls piercing down with rain on Sunday, and

0:34:48.040 --> 0:34:51.200
<v Speaker 1>I was like, fuck, what do I I just need

0:34:51.239 --> 0:34:52.680
<v Speaker 1>something to do to get him out of the house,

0:34:52.800 --> 0:34:55.399
<v Speaker 1>like a few hours. And I thought inside out too,

0:34:56.520 --> 0:34:59.759
<v Speaker 1>great film, great film, the girls are love they really got.

0:34:59.719 --> 0:35:01.000
<v Speaker 2>Into the first time. Was great.

0:35:01.160 --> 0:35:05.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah with you agree? So I thought Sunday afternoon, two

0:35:05.040 --> 0:35:08.719
<v Speaker 1>o'clock sitting perfect. As I got there, I was like,

0:35:08.800 --> 0:35:11.560
<v Speaker 1>holy shit, there are a lot of people who also

0:35:11.640 --> 0:35:14.239
<v Speaker 1>went to the movies and a lot of teenagers. I

0:35:14.320 --> 0:35:18.480
<v Speaker 1>forget how horrid teenagers are when they're like amongst each

0:35:18.520 --> 0:35:22.960
<v Speaker 1>other in groups groups of teenagers, like that's a fun

0:35:23.120 --> 0:35:23.840
<v Speaker 1>They're so rude.

0:35:23.840 --> 0:35:26.759
<v Speaker 3>If you're in a group of teenagers and you think

0:35:26.760 --> 0:35:27.440
<v Speaker 3>you're cool.

0:35:27.440 --> 0:35:28.800
<v Speaker 2>You're not not loser.

0:35:28.960 --> 0:35:29.440
<v Speaker 1>Wake up.

0:35:29.640 --> 0:35:32.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah you look awkward too. Whatever you're wearing, it's awkward.

0:35:32.680 --> 0:35:34.359
<v Speaker 1>Thank you. I needed that, get a mash.

0:35:34.400 --> 0:35:37.880
<v Speaker 2>I was talking about you, not then, but no, I'm

0:35:37.920 --> 0:35:38.520
<v Speaker 2>talking about that.

0:35:38.920 --> 0:35:41.680
<v Speaker 1>So I wanted to get there not too early, because

0:35:41.719 --> 0:35:44.680
<v Speaker 1>we all know the trailers and the adverts. Kids don't

0:35:44.680 --> 0:35:46.279
<v Speaker 1>care for that. They just want to get stranged the action.

0:35:46.719 --> 0:35:48.160
<v Speaker 1>So I thought I'll time it so we kind of

0:35:48.160 --> 0:35:50.759
<v Speaker 1>get in there. The movie started, but I timed it

0:35:50.760 --> 0:35:52.400
<v Speaker 1>a bit too late, so it was really dark, and

0:35:52.440 --> 0:35:55.719
<v Speaker 1>I couldn't fucking figure out. I don't go the movies hardly, ever,

0:35:56.200 --> 0:35:57.080
<v Speaker 1>I couldn't figure out.

0:35:57.080 --> 0:35:59.239
<v Speaker 2>I was like, c D fine, yeah, because it meant

0:35:59.280 --> 0:36:02.279
<v Speaker 2>that they never used to be seat allocations. Yeah, but

0:36:02.360 --> 0:36:03.520
<v Speaker 2>do you know why they do that now?

0:36:03.680 --> 0:36:03.839
<v Speaker 1>Why?

0:36:04.040 --> 0:36:05.960
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I was just gonna make something up,

0:36:06.000 --> 0:36:06.359
<v Speaker 2>but I was.

0:36:06.320 --> 0:36:09.319
<v Speaker 1>Fucking ready for it. But I was trying to find

0:36:09.320 --> 0:36:11.239
<v Speaker 1>my seat and I was also looking at all the

0:36:11.239 --> 0:36:12.880
<v Speaker 1>seats were taken, so I was like, I must be

0:36:12.880 --> 0:36:14.200
<v Speaker 1>in the wrong spot. So I go to the other

0:36:14.239 --> 0:36:16.479
<v Speaker 1>side of the cinemat Marley and Lawla are like fuck, Dad,

0:36:16.520 --> 0:36:19.080
<v Speaker 1>like grab a seat and go back to the other side.

0:36:19.440 --> 0:36:22.080
<v Speaker 1>And these girls, these teenagers, I'm like, you're in my

0:36:22.120 --> 0:36:24.640
<v Speaker 1>seat and they're like, no one, And I said, you're like, here's.

0:36:24.480 --> 0:36:31.960
<v Speaker 2>My joying to break your nose, and the cycle. The

0:36:31.960 --> 0:36:33.600
<v Speaker 2>cycle continues.

0:36:33.920 --> 0:36:39.200
<v Speaker 1>So they get out watching the movie. May she like

0:36:39.239 --> 0:36:40.640
<v Speaker 1>the last time she went to the movies was the

0:36:40.719 --> 0:36:42.560
<v Speaker 1>kid Things, so she kind of looks at me and says, Dad,

0:36:42.560 --> 0:36:44.719
<v Speaker 1>can I run around and dance at the front? And

0:36:44.719 --> 0:36:49.120
<v Speaker 1>I was like, no, you can't. Lola was like, Dad,

0:36:49.360 --> 0:36:52.239
<v Speaker 1>I'm hungry, and I'm like, God, i's gotta keep it down.

0:36:52.440 --> 0:36:55.880
<v Speaker 1>The cinema was full of adults and nightmare teenagers, and

0:36:55.960 --> 0:36:58.239
<v Speaker 1>I just had this wild anxiety of the fact that

0:36:58.280 --> 0:37:01.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm ruining the movie experience other people. You know, moment

0:37:01.920 --> 0:37:05.120
<v Speaker 1>that comedy show your own varge barking to come in

0:37:05.200 --> 0:37:07.320
<v Speaker 1>and be like get out. Well, I kind of thought

0:37:07.360 --> 0:37:09.600
<v Speaker 1>that people might start you saying like get those kids

0:37:09.600 --> 0:37:10.040
<v Speaker 1>out of here.

0:37:10.400 --> 0:37:12.840
<v Speaker 2>So I was like it's a kid's movie Loser.

0:37:13.840 --> 0:37:15.960
<v Speaker 1>But also Inside Out too is about the girl going

0:37:15.960 --> 0:37:16.600
<v Speaker 1>through puberty.

0:37:16.960 --> 0:37:19.680
<v Speaker 6>Molly and Lola were like, what the what's pumany? It's

0:37:19.760 --> 0:37:25.040
<v Speaker 6>like that's a period, like what's menopause? They should do

0:37:25.200 --> 0:37:27.280
<v Speaker 6>Inside Out three about going through menopause.

0:37:27.400 --> 0:37:30.560
<v Speaker 1>There he is ideas man Ashwick's he's good, write that down.

0:37:31.080 --> 0:37:33.560
<v Speaker 1>So I also. Laula was sitting in my lap and

0:37:33.600 --> 0:37:35.920
<v Speaker 1>then these other teenagers came and said, oh, can we

0:37:35.960 --> 0:37:38.440
<v Speaker 1>sit here? And I was like, well, no, that's my seat,

0:37:38.480 --> 0:37:42.719
<v Speaker 1>but my daughter's on my lap. Hold this, and I

0:37:42.760 --> 0:37:46.000
<v Speaker 1>was like, I got fucking take this anymore. Marley and

0:37:46.080 --> 0:37:48.400
<v Speaker 1>Lala are also like, Dad, that's joy and that's this

0:37:48.560 --> 0:37:51.359
<v Speaker 1>like they're just talking volume. And I was like, I

0:37:51.520 --> 0:37:53.440
<v Speaker 1>need to get the fuck out of here. This is

0:37:53.480 --> 0:37:57.280
<v Speaker 1>like them. I'm just anxiety is pulsating through my body

0:37:57.320 --> 0:38:00.799
<v Speaker 1>right now. We lasted forty five minutes. Marley Lala will

0:38:00.800 --> 0:38:03.359
<v Speaker 1>also like it where we're bored. I thought that's pretty good.

0:38:03.440 --> 0:38:05.040
<v Speaker 1>We're halfway there, past a halfway.

0:38:05.280 --> 0:38:06.680
<v Speaker 2>What's the rest of his home when it comes out?

0:38:06.920 --> 0:38:09.319
<v Speaker 1>Right? So I got out of there and then as

0:38:09.320 --> 0:38:11.040
<v Speaker 1>soon as we got out, Marley Laula are like, well,

0:38:11.160 --> 0:38:13.239
<v Speaker 1>when I watch the movie again, and I was like,

0:38:13.320 --> 0:38:13.960
<v Speaker 1>oh god.

0:38:13.880 --> 0:38:20.120
<v Speaker 4>Donnis, I was like, moving mistake, Oh dude, a big mistake, terrible,

0:38:20.120 --> 0:38:21.480
<v Speaker 4>And it was like twenty bucks a ticket.

0:38:21.960 --> 0:38:23.640
<v Speaker 1>It was an expensive mistake.

0:38:23.760 --> 0:38:24.320
<v Speaker 2>Expensive.

0:38:24.400 --> 0:38:26.680
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it is an expensive thing to do when your

0:38:26.719 --> 0:38:28.520
<v Speaker 3>kids aren't really going to enjoy it.

0:38:28.760 --> 0:38:31.080
<v Speaker 1>Maybe it's just me, but I was like, it's really

0:38:31.080 --> 0:38:31.840
<v Speaker 1>fucking loud.

0:38:32.120 --> 0:38:35.319
<v Speaker 2>It's so loud. Well, what you should we should do?

0:38:36.160 --> 0:38:37.359
<v Speaker 2>What they should do, not.

0:38:37.400 --> 0:38:39.480
<v Speaker 1>Me because I don't own a movie theater yet.

0:38:40.040 --> 0:38:42.920
<v Speaker 3>What they should do is they should put them all

0:38:42.920 --> 0:38:44.600
<v Speaker 3>the kids in the room and put a really scary movie.

0:38:44.640 --> 0:38:45.799
<v Speaker 2>Honestly, what happens.

0:38:48.440 --> 0:38:50.400
<v Speaker 1>I was I was locked into your idea.

0:38:50.600 --> 0:38:54.080
<v Speaker 3>Sorry, sorry, Sometimes I got to have bad ones. If

0:38:54.120 --> 0:38:56.480
<v Speaker 3>I had all good ones, then there'd be no standard.

0:38:56.520 --> 0:38:59.279
<v Speaker 1>If you don't love it my worst, yes, don't deserve it,

0:38:59.360 --> 0:38:59.600
<v Speaker 1>my bad.

0:38:59.680 --> 0:39:02.120
<v Speaker 3>Yeah they were all good, there'd be no standouts, and

0:39:02.160 --> 0:39:03.400
<v Speaker 3>then nothing would get done.

0:39:04.040 --> 0:39:08.640
<v Speaker 1>But this is actually a very exciting announcement. Yes that

0:39:08.880 --> 0:39:11.320
<v Speaker 1>we are we're going to give parents.

0:39:11.400 --> 0:39:13.480
<v Speaker 2>First of all, you're going to announce something else. You

0:39:13.920 --> 0:39:15.760
<v Speaker 2>just turn all these parents off guard to the movies.

0:39:15.920 --> 0:39:18.360
<v Speaker 1>Well, don't go to the movies. With the regular folks.

0:39:18.480 --> 0:39:21.320
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, they're regular. Fok with the normies.

0:39:22.520 --> 0:39:25.560
<v Speaker 1>We got us. Parents have to stick together, yes, get together.

0:39:25.680 --> 0:39:28.440
<v Speaker 1>Agree with you, powering numbers. We're going to do a

0:39:28.560 --> 0:39:33.399
<v Speaker 1>movie just for parents and their kids, toddlers, whatever age

0:39:33.400 --> 0:39:34.359
<v Speaker 1>they are, will take them all.

0:39:34.520 --> 0:39:39.880
<v Speaker 2>Don't bring your adult children. Don't bring your packs of teenagers.

0:39:39.600 --> 0:39:41.279
<v Speaker 1>If they're over the age of ten. We don't want

0:39:41.320 --> 0:39:44.560
<v Speaker 1>to get the fuck out of us in nothing but trouble.

0:39:45.080 --> 0:39:46.760
<v Speaker 1>We're going to do a movie.

0:39:46.800 --> 0:39:48.960
<v Speaker 2>We are on were doing the day.

0:39:49.080 --> 0:39:51.319
<v Speaker 1>It's going to be the thirteenth of July.

0:39:51.680 --> 0:39:52.839
<v Speaker 2>July. Fuck that soon.

0:39:52.920 --> 0:39:55.120
<v Speaker 1>It's very soon, very soon. If you would like to come,

0:39:55.160 --> 0:39:58.080
<v Speaker 1>we've got forty spots available, so it's like forty spots total.

0:39:58.440 --> 0:40:01.879
<v Speaker 1>You can come along children. If you have children, yeah,

0:40:02.000 --> 0:40:02.680
<v Speaker 1>bring them along.

0:40:02.880 --> 0:40:04.640
<v Speaker 2>How we are we going to do We're going to

0:40:04.680 --> 0:40:05.040
<v Speaker 2>do a link.

0:40:05.080 --> 0:40:06.160
<v Speaker 1>We're going to a link in our bio.

0:40:06.400 --> 0:40:08.279
<v Speaker 2>You'll see it on story also the show notes.

0:40:08.320 --> 0:40:09.960
<v Speaker 1>So we'll just make it first and best dressed. So

0:40:10.000 --> 0:40:11.759
<v Speaker 1>if you're in Sydney on the thirteenth of July and

0:40:11.760 --> 0:40:13.880
<v Speaker 1>you want to see a movie with myself and our

0:40:13.960 --> 0:40:16.799
<v Speaker 1>kids and let the kids run wild.

0:40:17.280 --> 0:40:19.319
<v Speaker 2>Well, April will be gonna ask you.

0:40:21.480 --> 0:40:24.000
<v Speaker 1>Will Lawder be there? Yeah she will, Okay, April will

0:40:24.040 --> 0:40:27.520
<v Speaker 1>be there too. Will Ellie be there? Yeah, I'm sure

0:40:27.560 --> 0:40:29.880
<v Speaker 1>she'll be on another fucking overseas trip. She might be there.

0:40:30.000 --> 0:40:32.480
<v Speaker 3>But we're also going to have other activities too, before

0:40:32.520 --> 0:40:37.120
<v Speaker 3>and after career have to come along see what those are.

0:40:37.600 --> 0:40:39.560
<v Speaker 1>And it's thanks to Paramount Plus. We don't know what

0:40:39.600 --> 0:40:41.880
<v Speaker 1>movie it'll be. We're gonna we'll do a post on

0:40:41.920 --> 0:40:44.239
<v Speaker 1>two d d on two doating dads where people can

0:40:44.320 --> 0:40:46.480
<v Speaker 1>vote for what movie they want from Paramount Plus.

0:40:46.600 --> 0:40:49.239
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and it'll be a private cinema. Okay, to be

0:40:49.239 --> 0:40:52.759
<v Speaker 3>a little private party with us, lovely love that. No teenagers.

0:40:53.080 --> 0:40:56.120
<v Speaker 2>If you bring a pack of teenagers when you get security,

0:40:56.200 --> 0:40:57.080
<v Speaker 2>we will get security.

0:40:57.120 --> 0:40:59.320
<v Speaker 1>I'll get chicken winged out of there. I'd love to

0:40:59.400 --> 0:41:02.320
<v Speaker 1>chicken wing fucking pack has teenagers out the door? Should

0:41:02.320 --> 0:41:03.160
<v Speaker 1>we do you? Petty couple?

0:41:03.239 --> 0:41:10.200
<v Speaker 2>Sure absolutely, petty couple, welcome down the street, petty couple.

0:41:11.000 --> 0:41:16.560
<v Speaker 1>They can I like with me, couple. I love you,

0:41:16.680 --> 0:41:17.680
<v Speaker 1>but I'm in.

0:41:19.440 --> 0:41:24.560
<v Speaker 2>No one can push me quite like you.

0:41:25.480 --> 0:41:25.680
<v Speaker 1>Matt.

0:41:25.719 --> 0:41:28.360
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna go first, if that's okay with you, Kate

0:41:29.160 --> 0:41:32.520
<v Speaker 3>says she says. She has said she has written in

0:41:32.600 --> 0:41:34.960
<v Speaker 3>and told us one of my pet peeves is my

0:41:35.040 --> 0:41:37.880
<v Speaker 3>husband leaves his clothes and shoes all over the house guilty,

0:41:38.719 --> 0:41:43.200
<v Speaker 3>especially in doorways and high traffic areas. Using the word

0:41:43.280 --> 0:41:47.840
<v Speaker 3>high traffic in the household top tier. My passive, aggressive,

0:41:47.880 --> 0:41:51.879
<v Speaker 3>petty response. I take photos of his scattered belongings every

0:41:51.880 --> 0:41:53.600
<v Speaker 3>time I come across them and send them.

0:41:53.520 --> 0:41:54.680
<v Speaker 1>To him throughout the day.

0:41:57.360 --> 0:42:01.080
<v Speaker 2>That's pretty petty. My camerall looks like a bizarre fashion catalog.

0:42:01.920 --> 0:42:04.640
<v Speaker 1>It's so fucking petty, but it's brilliant.

0:42:04.680 --> 0:42:06.920
<v Speaker 3>I'm going to give Kate a little bit of advice

0:42:07.040 --> 0:42:10.040
<v Speaker 3>on how to elevate this pettiness go on. She needs

0:42:10.080 --> 0:42:16.640
<v Speaker 3>to create an Instagram page. Okay, and we've said Instagram page.

0:42:17.280 --> 0:42:21.160
<v Speaker 3>Use that to publicly humiliate her husband.

0:42:21.000 --> 0:42:25.760
<v Speaker 1>Or even better, send it to us and we'll publicly

0:42:26.840 --> 0:42:30.040
<v Speaker 1>accept Fuck, did Laura come in the front door? I

0:42:30.080 --> 0:42:32.759
<v Speaker 1>take six steps. That little nook behind you is where

0:42:32.800 --> 0:42:35.440
<v Speaker 1>I normally dump my shoes in a high traffic area.

0:42:35.520 --> 0:42:39.600
<v Speaker 2>As Laura, we have tiny feet, but Laura's like.

0:42:39.600 --> 0:42:42.480
<v Speaker 1>They've got twelve pairs of shoes, like three know, Yeah,

0:42:43.000 --> 0:42:47.480
<v Speaker 1>I've got my walking shoes, my casual shoes, my running shoes. Yeah, anyway,

0:42:47.640 --> 0:42:50.680
<v Speaker 1>if you're a culprit, or if you're married to one

0:42:50.680 --> 0:42:53.800
<v Speaker 1>who was a culporate of such activities, send us the photos.

0:42:53.880 --> 0:42:55.919
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we should start in this group page called floor

0:42:56.000 --> 0:43:01.880
<v Speaker 3>Drobes TM trademark. I know this is not live and

0:43:01.920 --> 0:43:05.919
<v Speaker 3>we can just take that out, but still trademark. Trademark anyway, Kate,

0:43:06.280 --> 0:43:08.320
<v Speaker 3>thank me later, brilliant.

0:43:08.560 --> 0:43:13.839
<v Speaker 1>This one is from Kareem Kareem Korean Karne's just from

0:43:13.880 --> 0:43:15.200
<v Speaker 1>some random Korean Karini.

0:43:15.280 --> 0:43:15.919
<v Speaker 2>How does it spell?

0:43:16.480 --> 0:43:19.560
<v Speaker 1>Kareem? C A R I N E. Is your love story?

0:43:19.600 --> 0:43:19.840
<v Speaker 1>Let's go.

0:43:22.880 --> 0:43:24.880
<v Speaker 2>I'm just trying to get you back. I feel like

0:43:24.920 --> 0:43:27.759
<v Speaker 2>we're even now we are. Well, we're not, but I'll

0:43:27.800 --> 0:43:28.319
<v Speaker 2>say we are.

0:43:28.920 --> 0:43:31.799
<v Speaker 1>Remind me next week I'm going to be just in

0:43:31.840 --> 0:43:34.000
<v Speaker 1>silence the whole Remind me. Never to start a fight

0:43:34.040 --> 0:43:34.839
<v Speaker 1>with you ever.

0:43:36.440 --> 0:43:39.000
<v Speaker 2>Never start a fight with me or a drunkard in there.

0:43:39.120 --> 0:43:41.360
<v Speaker 1>Let's hope you don't start smoking crack again.

0:43:45.280 --> 0:43:45.799
<v Speaker 2>That was me.

0:43:47.840 --> 0:43:50.280
<v Speaker 1>My husband and I a coffee addicts. So every morning

0:43:50.280 --> 0:43:53.640
<v Speaker 1>we make ourselves a cup of coffee. Beautiful. However, hubby

0:43:53.719 --> 0:43:55.799
<v Speaker 1>wakes up earlier than me to go to work, and

0:43:55.840 --> 0:43:58.200
<v Speaker 1>more often than not. He leaves a coffee machine full

0:43:58.239 --> 0:44:00.960
<v Speaker 1>of pods and he doesn't feel the water compartment back up,

0:44:01.000 --> 0:44:04.560
<v Speaker 1>which annoys the shit out of me. So out of pettiness,

0:44:04.600 --> 0:44:08.319
<v Speaker 1>this is very very petty. It's like Karina, I don't

0:44:08.320 --> 0:44:12.520
<v Speaker 1>want to attack you here, attack away. This is this

0:44:12.600 --> 0:44:15.040
<v Speaker 1>is do we need to call the police? Out of pettiness.

0:44:15.280 --> 0:44:17.600
<v Speaker 1>I started to fill up the coffee machine with water.

0:44:17.760 --> 0:44:20.520
<v Speaker 1>I emptied the pods tray, make myself a kappa. And

0:44:20.600 --> 0:44:23.760
<v Speaker 1>after that I put the pods back on the tray

0:44:24.120 --> 0:44:26.680
<v Speaker 1>and empty the water compartment so we can have a

0:44:26.719 --> 0:44:29.480
<v Speaker 1>taste of his own medicine. He has no idea that

0:44:29.560 --> 0:44:33.520
<v Speaker 1>I do this, So the next morning he's got no water.

0:44:33.719 --> 0:44:36.720
<v Speaker 1>She's going out of her way to make a life.

0:44:36.840 --> 0:44:40.719
<v Speaker 3>It's great, difficult for the very good, very good. I

0:44:40.880 --> 0:44:43.800
<v Speaker 3>like it getting back just like the way, just like

0:44:44.360 --> 0:44:47.000
<v Speaker 3>this is the thing. He's probably going getting up in

0:44:47.000 --> 0:44:48.080
<v Speaker 3>the morning and going.

0:44:49.320 --> 0:44:50.200
<v Speaker 2>Did she not have coffee?

0:44:50.239 --> 0:44:54.000
<v Speaker 1>Yes, she must have drunk twelve coffees yesterday? What the fuck?

0:44:55.160 --> 0:44:56.120
<v Speaker 2>No one is she's still awake?

0:44:57.160 --> 0:44:57.600
<v Speaker 1>Very good?

0:44:57.800 --> 0:44:58.520
<v Speaker 2>Like love it.

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<v Speaker 1>A couple of questions, Ash, before.

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<v Speaker 3>You do that, if you do have any other petty

0:45:03.120 --> 0:45:05.360
<v Speaker 3>things that you do to your partner or your partner

0:45:05.360 --> 0:45:07.000
<v Speaker 3>does to you, or whatever it might be.

0:45:07.440 --> 0:45:09.640
<v Speaker 2>You can d m us at two doing dad's Instagram.

0:45:09.440 --> 0:45:13.400
<v Speaker 3>Or you can email us at hello hello at dot com.

0:45:13.640 --> 0:45:14.480
<v Speaker 2>They know dot com.

0:45:14.520 --> 0:45:18.319
<v Speaker 1>People are like, what is the fucking email? We don't

0:45:18.360 --> 0:45:22.440
<v Speaker 1>even know. Just yeah, we'll find out somewhere. You'll find us.

0:45:22.480 --> 0:45:24.680
<v Speaker 1>Someone did right on Instagram and I'm like, you guys,

0:45:24.920 --> 0:45:26.719
<v Speaker 1>you guys need to grow up your adults. And I

0:45:26.760 --> 0:45:29.160
<v Speaker 1>was like, you shut up, what do you mean grow up?

0:45:29.400 --> 0:45:33.560
<v Speaker 2>Yes, this is a parenting podcast, none of two children.

0:45:34.360 --> 0:45:36.080
<v Speaker 2>But don't get it. What do they mean by.

0:45:35.960 --> 0:45:39.120
<v Speaker 1>Those that they thought the pettiness was such childlike behalf?

0:45:39.160 --> 0:45:40.600
<v Speaker 2>Oh god, have a laugh.

0:45:41.960 --> 0:45:46.200
<v Speaker 1>It was April. Yeah, we love April. Take it out,

0:45:46.680 --> 0:45:50.400
<v Speaker 1>do we? Hello? Okay, that's the whole point. That's the

0:45:50.400 --> 0:45:50.719
<v Speaker 1>whole one.

0:45:50.719 --> 0:45:51.480
<v Speaker 2>That's the whole point.

0:45:51.520 --> 0:45:54.640
<v Speaker 1>That's the whole that's a that's a stick ash. Before

0:45:54.680 --> 0:45:57.759
<v Speaker 1>we get into the questions, there is a listener that

0:45:57.840 --> 0:46:02.960
<v Speaker 1>has written in posts recommendation from us after our listener.

0:46:03.239 --> 0:46:06.120
<v Speaker 2>We don't recommend anything, so that's their mistake.

0:46:06.360 --> 0:46:09.479
<v Speaker 1>Oh god, what's she going to say? Duena, she's talking

0:46:09.480 --> 0:46:12.800
<v Speaker 1>about the biting segment that we had. Oh yeah, she says, hey, guys,

0:46:12.920 --> 0:46:15.839
<v Speaker 1>you kind of funked me over. Oh god, a little bit.

0:46:16.080 --> 0:46:18.880
<v Speaker 1>I finally, I finally bit the bullet is a review

0:46:19.160 --> 0:46:21.759
<v Speaker 1>pardon the pun and gave my two year old a

0:46:22.000 --> 0:46:27.319
<v Speaker 1>chump after he was biting me. Oh okay, okay. It

0:46:27.400 --> 0:46:30.680
<v Speaker 1>initially worked, but twenty minutes later he is having a

0:46:30.719 --> 0:46:33.880
<v Speaker 1>full blown meltdown because he wants me to bite him again.

0:46:34.440 --> 0:46:39.759
<v Speaker 1>He's shoving his arm in my mouth, screaming bite.

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<v Speaker 2>So the new kink unlocks just like that. Well, you've

0:46:45.680 --> 0:46:48.279
<v Speaker 2>set him up for failure now, Oh god?

0:46:48.480 --> 0:46:51.719
<v Speaker 1>Moving on? So can we block her from the podcast?

0:46:51.800 --> 0:46:52.719
<v Speaker 1>Is she going to come for us?

0:46:52.880 --> 0:46:54.200
<v Speaker 2>Nah? The kid make.

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<v Speaker 1>All right?

0:46:56.200 --> 0:46:58.640
<v Speaker 3>Back to questions that hopefully don't bite us in the butt.

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<v Speaker 3>This is from Jenny. Have you ever lost a child before?

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<v Speaker 1>Many times.

0:47:03.440 --> 0:47:05.680
<v Speaker 2>My first three children I've lost. I've never found them.

0:47:06.320 --> 0:47:09.279
<v Speaker 1>We've lost We've lost all kids. Marley is probably the

0:47:09.320 --> 0:47:10.320
<v Speaker 1>one we've lost the most.

0:47:10.840 --> 0:47:11.880
<v Speaker 2>Your kids out runners though.

0:47:12.239 --> 0:47:16.560
<v Speaker 1>Mary's a runner. Yeah, she's a runner. Yeah. We thought

0:47:16.600 --> 0:47:18.360
<v Speaker 1>about it, We thought about it. We've lost her a

0:47:18.400 --> 0:47:21.480
<v Speaker 1>few times. Once. It was quite it's quite scary at

0:47:21.480 --> 0:47:24.760
<v Speaker 1>the beach, you know, when you just you're digging a hole.

0:47:24.600 --> 0:47:26.600
<v Speaker 2>And you live at Bondai, so you're like, oh, we're going.

0:47:26.560 --> 0:47:30.600
<v Speaker 1>To be on TV. Literally, I was digging a hole

0:47:30.840 --> 0:47:32.319
<v Speaker 1>and I was just one of those cases where I

0:47:32.320 --> 0:47:35.440
<v Speaker 1>had Lola. I thought Laura had Marley. She that I

0:47:35.480 --> 0:47:38.479
<v Speaker 1>had Marley, and then there was a couple of minutes

0:47:38.480 --> 0:47:41.600
<v Speaker 1>where we couldn't find it and we're like fuck. Luckily,

0:47:42.120 --> 0:47:45.640
<v Speaker 1>shout out to the lifeguards. They had he and the

0:47:45.680 --> 0:47:48.960
<v Speaker 1>film grew. She was he was up in the promenade.

0:47:48.960 --> 0:47:50.960
<v Speaker 1>She's just gone for gone for an ice cream.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

0:47:52.040 --> 0:47:54.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. But when we've been shopping as well, there's been

0:47:54.160 --> 0:47:58.080
<v Speaker 1>times where once once at Rebel Sport, I was like,

0:47:58.120 --> 0:48:01.680
<v Speaker 1>where the hell is my door? She locked herself in

0:48:01.719 --> 0:48:05.320
<v Speaker 1>the change room. You've spoken about losing Macy inside the house,

0:48:05.320 --> 0:48:09.200
<v Speaker 1>which is a great effort. Yeah, it's in public, not

0:48:09.239 --> 0:48:12.120
<v Speaker 1>to not to judge you, but I would say you're

0:48:12.160 --> 0:48:15.080
<v Speaker 1>someone who I would expect to lose the kids.

0:48:17.000 --> 0:48:21.720
<v Speaker 2>Back and an insult ship. I never lost a child,

0:48:21.800 --> 0:48:27.360
<v Speaker 2>so look at yourself for their champ and nothing springs

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<v Speaker 2>to mind that.

0:48:28.000 --> 0:48:32.600
<v Speaker 3>I maybe there's been like the way you go, I

0:48:32.680 --> 0:48:33.560
<v Speaker 3>reckon that, do.

0:48:33.560 --> 0:48:35.239
<v Speaker 2>You know where Macy is? And aprils like no, and

0:48:35.280 --> 0:48:37.000
<v Speaker 2>you're like, oh shoo, but then she's like right there.

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<v Speaker 1>I reckon this so many times you've lost the kids

0:48:39.120 --> 0:48:41.040
<v Speaker 1>for like a day or two, and you're.

0:48:40.920 --> 0:48:43.920
<v Speaker 2>Like, oh, nothing, used to admit to anything. Nothing springs

0:48:43.960 --> 0:48:46.040
<v Speaker 2>to mind because I've got evidence.

0:48:47.760 --> 0:48:50.759
<v Speaker 1>This is a long question. This is a long one.

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<v Speaker 2>Ready for it? Okay?

0:48:52.160 --> 0:48:53.799
<v Speaker 1>Is it going to be as long as my long

0:48:53.800 --> 0:48:58.719
<v Speaker 1>Winter story? As long as it's from anonymous, you can't

0:48:58.800 --> 0:49:04.040
<v Speaker 1>laugh at yourself. I've been I've been with my partner

0:49:04.040 --> 0:49:06.759
<v Speaker 1>for almost a year, and I've noticed some differences in

0:49:06.800 --> 0:49:09.520
<v Speaker 1>our parenting styles. He has a four year old daughter,

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<v Speaker 1>and while he's raised her well, I've observed some things

0:49:13.120 --> 0:49:15.839
<v Speaker 1>that bother me. I'm hesitant to bring them up because

0:49:15.880 --> 0:49:19.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm not her mother, but I'm concerned about the inconsistency

0:49:19.640 --> 0:49:23.839
<v Speaker 1>and discipline and his approach to her diet and exercise.

0:49:24.640 --> 0:49:26.759
<v Speaker 1>It's making me reluctant to be around them as much

0:49:26.920 --> 0:49:29.680
<v Speaker 1>on the days he has her. I'm worried about how

0:49:29.680 --> 0:49:31.800
<v Speaker 1>this might affect us if we have our own children

0:49:31.840 --> 0:49:33.799
<v Speaker 1>in the future. I'm just going to say, straight off

0:49:33.800 --> 0:49:36.840
<v Speaker 1>the bat, I don't know anyone who's got a diet

0:49:37.320 --> 0:49:40.000
<v Speaker 1>slash exercise plan for their kid who's four a four

0:49:40.080 --> 0:49:41.880
<v Speaker 1>year old, that's a bit that's a bit excessive.

0:49:42.120 --> 0:49:45.200
<v Speaker 3>I mean, obviously, let's just think let's think of that

0:49:45.280 --> 0:49:47.560
<v Speaker 3>as like maybe she's just worried that she's not getting

0:49:47.680 --> 0:49:49.640
<v Speaker 3>out enough and burning energy, and.

0:49:49.560 --> 0:49:51.880
<v Speaker 2>She might be living in the iPad, living on the iPad.

0:49:51.960 --> 0:49:56.080
<v Speaker 2>Let's just go with like not like a Monday's chest day,

0:49:56.120 --> 0:50:00.440
<v Speaker 2>bra he steps in, like where's your gains? And then

0:50:00.480 --> 0:50:10.040
<v Speaker 2>probably the fort and that's all we have time for.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I would say, like, Okay, there's a couple of

0:50:14.000 --> 0:50:17.120
<v Speaker 3>things here that let's go with. Maybe the diets maybe

0:50:17.200 --> 0:50:20.759
<v Speaker 3>not that great, but how long they've been together a year?

0:50:20.880 --> 0:50:23.640
<v Speaker 1>A year, so let's say it's getting serious.

0:50:24.000 --> 0:50:25.960
<v Speaker 3>It could be getting serious. She lives the issue of

0:50:26.000 --> 0:50:29.200
<v Speaker 3>primary care alongside. Does she have kids of her own?

0:50:29.320 --> 0:50:32.000
<v Speaker 3>What makes her think that it's incorrect? How does she

0:50:32.160 --> 0:50:33.880
<v Speaker 3>know I incorrect?

0:50:34.040 --> 0:50:38.840
<v Speaker 1>She's she's probably saying it's hard when you want to

0:50:38.920 --> 0:50:41.360
<v Speaker 1>you want to have consistency with discipline, Like the rules

0:50:41.440 --> 0:50:43.640
<v Speaker 1>need to be the same. It doesn't matter what the

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<v Speaker 1>other the weekend.

0:50:44.239 --> 0:50:47.440
<v Speaker 3>If he's if he's only got her for two days

0:50:47.480 --> 0:50:49.520
<v Speaker 3>a fortnight or a week or whatever. I don't know

0:50:49.520 --> 0:50:52.480
<v Speaker 3>what the situation is. You kind of want to just

0:50:52.560 --> 0:50:54.439
<v Speaker 3>kill them with kind and they love.

0:50:54.920 --> 0:50:56.880
<v Speaker 1>But that's the fucking wrong thing to do.

0:50:57.320 --> 0:50:59.320
<v Speaker 3>I absolutely could be the wrong thing to do. I

0:50:59.360 --> 0:51:01.719
<v Speaker 3>don't think it's her place to butt in. If it

0:51:01.760 --> 0:51:05.560
<v Speaker 3>was like, hey, I am considered to be a primary

0:51:05.600 --> 0:51:07.280
<v Speaker 3>care alongside you.

0:51:07.960 --> 0:51:09.280
<v Speaker 2>We need to be on the same page.

0:51:09.520 --> 0:51:11.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I've got it. I've got it. I've got it.

0:51:11.600 --> 0:51:16.040
<v Speaker 1>Because she could approach it from the perspective that she goes, Hey,

0:51:16.800 --> 0:51:18.520
<v Speaker 1>I just want to make sure that we're on the

0:51:18.560 --> 0:51:21.359
<v Speaker 1>same page with the rules of the house while she's here,

0:51:21.600 --> 0:51:23.880
<v Speaker 1>because I don't want to say that she can't do

0:51:23.960 --> 0:51:27.000
<v Speaker 1>something when she actually can, So she's going to put

0:51:27.000 --> 0:51:29.520
<v Speaker 1>it on herself instead of saying, you're disciplining your kid

0:51:29.560 --> 0:51:30.360
<v Speaker 1>in the rocknel correctly?

0:51:30.920 --> 0:51:31.839
<v Speaker 2>What rong?

0:51:32.120 --> 0:51:35.600
<v Speaker 1>Like hey, whatever, Whether it's like she kind of ipaid

0:51:35.640 --> 0:51:37.880
<v Speaker 1>after a certain time, she could say, just want to

0:51:37.880 --> 0:51:39.600
<v Speaker 1>make sure, like, what are the rules that we're going

0:51:39.680 --> 0:51:42.560
<v Speaker 1>to try and stick by together as a team for

0:51:42.640 --> 0:51:43.359
<v Speaker 1>when the daughter's here.

0:51:43.440 --> 0:51:44.839
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's fair enough, that's fair.

0:51:44.880 --> 0:51:46.399
<v Speaker 3>I don't think you need to be like, hey, you're

0:51:46.400 --> 0:51:48.799
<v Speaker 3>doing it wrong, because one, who are you to tell

0:51:48.840 --> 0:51:51.880
<v Speaker 3>someone a parent that they're doing their parenting wrong, especially

0:51:51.880 --> 0:51:52.920
<v Speaker 3>if you're on a parent yourself.

0:51:52.920 --> 0:51:54.839
<v Speaker 2>How the fuck would you know? But I think it's

0:51:54.880 --> 0:51:56.320
<v Speaker 2>fair enough to say.

0:51:56.760 --> 0:52:00.799
<v Speaker 3>Hey, when when when you're looking after and I'm here

0:52:00.840 --> 0:52:03.160
<v Speaker 3>full time with you and i'm technically a care as well,

0:52:03.239 --> 0:52:05.360
<v Speaker 3>we need to tackle it together.

0:52:05.680 --> 0:52:07.200
<v Speaker 2>We need to be on the same page.

0:52:07.560 --> 0:52:09.520
<v Speaker 3>Yes, there can be some leniency with things because you

0:52:09.560 --> 0:52:11.520
<v Speaker 3>only have a for x amount of time, but then

0:52:11.560 --> 0:52:14.759
<v Speaker 3>also if we're going to be together long term and

0:52:14.960 --> 0:52:17.040
<v Speaker 3>us have kids together, we need to be on the

0:52:17.080 --> 0:52:18.520
<v Speaker 3>same page as that stuff as well.

0:52:18.560 --> 0:52:21.560
<v Speaker 1>There is nothing more important than a united front.

0:52:21.560 --> 0:52:24.560
<v Speaker 3>There's a difference between saying something and having a conversation

0:52:24.640 --> 0:52:25.240
<v Speaker 3>about something.

0:52:25.400 --> 0:52:26.120
<v Speaker 2>That's my answer.

0:52:26.200 --> 0:52:30.719
<v Speaker 1>Whenever Marley asks for something, I'm always like, yes, no,

0:52:30.800 --> 0:52:32.959
<v Speaker 1>I just got to ask you mother, Yeah, ask you Mary.

0:52:33.320 --> 0:52:34.960
<v Speaker 2>But like it is just look, I'm not going to

0:52:35.880 --> 0:52:38.839
<v Speaker 2>I'm not going to take I actually I can't take

0:52:38.840 --> 0:52:41.400
<v Speaker 2>a side because I don't know the full story.

0:52:41.440 --> 0:52:44.319
<v Speaker 3>But what I would say is, don't talk to it. No,

0:52:44.400 --> 0:52:46.719
<v Speaker 3>don't talk to me about it, have a conversation about it.

0:52:48.239 --> 0:52:49.879
<v Speaker 2>Am I a genius? Yes?

0:52:49.960 --> 0:52:51.680
<v Speaker 1>What's the difference between talking to them and having.

0:52:51.800 --> 0:52:53.960
<v Speaker 3>Well, you can talk to someone, or you could be like, hey,

0:52:54.080 --> 0:52:57.720
<v Speaker 3>can we just talk about and have a conversation about

0:52:57.840 --> 0:53:00.000
<v Speaker 3>you know, maybe if we're going to be having kids

0:53:00.080 --> 0:53:01.520
<v Speaker 3>in the future, we're going to be long time. Don't

0:53:01.520 --> 0:53:03.920
<v Speaker 3>just be like, I think your parenting's wrong. That's the difference.

0:53:04.000 --> 0:53:06.440
<v Speaker 1>We don't let the kids have soft drink. It's too spicy,

0:53:06.640 --> 0:53:09.040
<v Speaker 1>too spicy. But Molly was like, can I have some.

0:53:09.239 --> 0:53:12.359
<v Speaker 1>We've got a family pack from the seafood Shop which

0:53:12.400 --> 0:53:14.279
<v Speaker 1>came with a one point two five bottle of cod.

0:53:14.360 --> 0:53:15.560
<v Speaker 2>You're like, drink the whole thing.

0:53:16.080 --> 0:53:18.080
<v Speaker 1>And I was like, I'll give you some when mom's

0:53:18.120 --> 0:53:20.960
<v Speaker 1>not looking. And then she was like, ah, it's burning

0:53:21.040 --> 0:53:21.479
<v Speaker 1>my tart.

0:53:21.600 --> 0:53:22.960
<v Speaker 2>I just like, where's the bourbon?

0:53:23.680 --> 0:53:25.400
<v Speaker 1>And I was like, I was like, don't tell your mother.

0:53:25.640 --> 0:53:28.040
<v Speaker 1>And then Laura came in and she was like, the

0:53:28.239 --> 0:53:28.960
<v Speaker 1>drink hurt me.

0:53:29.080 --> 0:53:32.080
<v Speaker 3>And I was like, my kids don't drink much more

0:53:32.120 --> 0:53:35.719
<v Speaker 3>than water, honestly, like just on that they've tried a

0:53:35.719 --> 0:53:38.920
<v Speaker 3>bit of like coke coca cola, because coke be confusing.

0:53:39.239 --> 0:53:41.520
<v Speaker 2>She was just like, it's no good.

0:53:43.640 --> 0:53:44.520
<v Speaker 1>That's cut with something.

0:53:45.520 --> 0:53:49.640
<v Speaker 2>It's that creating. Yeah, and they'll be like, oh, that's spicy.

0:53:49.680 --> 0:53:50.320
<v Speaker 2>Which is great.

0:53:51.000 --> 0:53:53.560
<v Speaker 3>And then also like with juice and stuff, I'll be like,

0:53:53.800 --> 0:53:55.600
<v Speaker 3>you can have a juice if you fishally dinner, that

0:53:55.640 --> 0:53:58.480
<v Speaker 3>won't be like yeah, diet the fuck out like this

0:53:58.560 --> 0:53:59.799
<v Speaker 3>apple juice tastes like shit.

0:54:00.520 --> 0:54:01.440
<v Speaker 2>They all taste like that.

0:54:01.640 --> 0:54:04.040
<v Speaker 1>Sorry, pow As. We're going to get out of here.

0:54:04.040 --> 0:54:06.640
<v Speaker 1>I need to enroll my child into primary school. If

0:54:06.680 --> 0:54:10.200
<v Speaker 1>you enjoyed this episode, we would absolutely adore it. If

0:54:10.239 --> 0:54:12.600
<v Speaker 1>you would give us a review, they also subscribe to us.

0:54:12.719 --> 0:54:15.640
<v Speaker 1>To me, have you have you reviewed us? I bet

0:54:15.640 --> 0:54:16.120
<v Speaker 1>you haven't.

0:54:16.600 --> 0:54:17.720
<v Speaker 2>I gave us those stars.

0:54:18.880 --> 0:54:19.600
<v Speaker 1>Have you said anything?

0:54:19.760 --> 0:54:24.239
<v Speaker 2>I feel threatened on this podcast. It's off putting and

0:54:24.280 --> 0:54:25.120
<v Speaker 2>you need to grow up.

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<v Speaker 1>But if you would give us a review, it would

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<v Speaker 1>make make our weeks slash years. And if you think

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<v Speaker 1>anyone else out there may benefit from us in some way,

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<v Speaker 1>then please send it to them. Also, if you like

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<v Speaker 1>to get your hands in a free case of stone

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<v Speaker 1>and would be all you have to do is all

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<v Speaker 1>you have to do is post a story of you

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<v Speaker 1>listening to two doting dads tag us tag stone and

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<v Speaker 1>would follow birth accounts and we pick someone each week

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<v Speaker 1>have that case center their door. Absolutely goodbye, get out

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<v Speaker 1>of here wait Sorry you two Doting dads. Podcast acknowledges

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<v Speaker 1>the traditional custodians of country throughout Australia and the connections

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<v Speaker 1>to land, see and community.

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<v Speaker 3>We pay our respects to their elders past and present

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<v Speaker 3>and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torrestrate Island

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<v Speaker 3>the peoples today.

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<v Speaker 2>This episode was recorded on Gadagle Land