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Speaker 1: The Willow Woody podcast that fighte Sized Woods.

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Speaker 2: Yes, school's out pretty excitic.

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Speaker 3: Schoolies. True?

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Speaker 4: True?

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Speaker 3: How was your schoolies?

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Speaker 2: It was a long time ago, Now how was my schoolies?

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Speaker 1: Like?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, fun. I remember it being fun, but I

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Speaker 2: remember it being completely unruly. I remember there being moments

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Speaker 2: where I was like this, we shouldn't be allowed to

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Speaker 2: do this.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I was very appropriate.

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Speaker 2: There's a lot of that going on. No, because, like

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Speaker 2: a few things that came back to me, I was

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Speaker 2: thinking about this the other day. A lot of it

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Speaker 2: was just realizing that we were all seventeen or eighteen.

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Speaker 2: None of us have lived out at home before. So

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Speaker 2: one of the first things I remember about schoolies was

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Speaker 2: I went and bought a twelve a carton of eggs

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Speaker 2: and I brought them into our house. You know, you

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Speaker 2: did the big shop at schoolies, right, You go down

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Speaker 2: to the supermarket for the week whatever. It is, big

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Speaker 2: argument between the boys who wants yeah what We all

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Speaker 2: trying to remember what your mum bought. So you're like, right, well,

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Speaker 2: I'll get eggs. You know, eggs and bacon every morning,

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Speaker 2: big breakfast, very important. I remember buying a cart and

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Speaker 2: the eggs and putting them next to the stove and

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Speaker 2: it was one of those kinetic cot plates and I

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Speaker 2: gave him to my friend Daniel and I was like, mate,

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Speaker 2: just I can just cook like ten eggs and he

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Speaker 2: was like great, anyway, turn around and he was. He

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Speaker 2: was just cracking the eggs directly off of the hot plate,

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Speaker 2: like no pan ah. And that's what At the moment,

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Speaker 2: I was like, we none of us have lived had

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Speaker 2: a home before it, and all of a sudden, we're in

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Speaker 2: this house for a week, like this is a really

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Speaker 2: bad idea.

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Speaker 1: Don't know how to do this?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was know how to do this?

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Speaker 3: Yeah. So all I remember from school is is I

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Speaker 3: managed to convince a girl who I'd been I'd like

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Speaker 3: crushed on for like many many months and finally schools

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Speaker 1: And she said, yeah, let's do a skinny dip. And

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Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, this is incredible.

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Speaker 4: Wow.

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Speaker 1: Went down to the beach. She said close your eyes

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Speaker 1: and I was like, oh my god, take your clothes off.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, oh my god, unbelievable. Took my

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Speaker 2: She ran away.

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Speaker 3: Doing Wow, juddy, if you're listening, there you go that

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Speaker 3: is so savvy.

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Speaker 2: I still was the ban naked? No, no, I did

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Speaker 2: it was embarrassed? Are you holding it? Or I was out?

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Speaker 5: Well?

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Speaker 2: Kind it would have been a button on a fur coat.

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Speaker 2: Let's let's talk a little bit more about the school

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Speaker 2: is this year that's come out. It started just about

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Speaker 2: to start. A friend of mine owns accommodation in Byron

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Speaker 2: Bay and the last few years they've opened their place

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Speaker 2: up to school these kids. So they can have sixty

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Speaker 5: That's terrifying.

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Speaker 2: It starts this weekend. His wife's also very pregnant. He

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Speaker 2: is the epitome of nervous. Of course, so we're going

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Speaker 2: to prank call him. Ye perfect, so you guys, I'm

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Speaker 2: kind to do so that's all we're gonna do. We've

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Speaker 2: you're gonna call him as a mother of a girl

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Speaker 2: who's about to attend.

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Speaker 1: We're awful, aren't we?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, a terrible, terrible bunch.

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Speaker 1: We will promote his hotel after all. Oh well, we

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Speaker 1: have at the end send him to the edge and

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Speaker 1: then God, don't forget to visit.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, okay, So I'll get the details of what

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Speaker 2: the place is and we'll call him up next. I

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Speaker 2: like you just I actually wanted to be really mondanane

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Speaker 2: And if we can just ask him all the stuff

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Speaker 4: I got this point.

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Speaker 2: See if we can send him over the edge. Let's

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Speaker 2: focus on the prank in the present. A lot of

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Speaker 2: pranks going on in this it's getting towards the.

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Speaker 1: End of the year.

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Speaker 4: It's all about fun.

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Speaker 2: Yes, this is now, Yeah, this is good. It's a

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Speaker 2: bit rough. A friend of mine owns some accommodation in

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Speaker 2: Byron Bay, which obviously where school is going to take place.

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Speaker 2: They're going to have sixty seventeen eighteen year olds in

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Speaker 1: He couldn't be more stressful right now.

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Speaker 2: He couldn't be more stressed. Yeah, honestly, going out of

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Speaker 2: year obviously huge issues in terms of insurance, everything that

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Speaker 2: LJS in here. She's going to call as one of

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Speaker 2: these girls mums.

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Speaker 4: Murray and Jackson. She's very protective, just wants to see

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Speaker 4: that a daughter is going to have a lovely time.

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Speaker 2: And so her daughter is staying there next week, Chloe's

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Speaker 2: staying there next week, and her mum's just put in

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Speaker 4: Just making sure there's a few things in place that

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Speaker 4: you know, I'm really going to help Chloe send it.

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Speaker 2: I want I want this to be like the most

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Speaker 2: annoying phone call he's ever taken. Yeah, yeah, that's the

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Speaker 2: that's the aim here. And then I'll leave it up

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Speaker 2: to you, eld. But I think towards the end there,

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Speaker 2: if we can flip it on him some way, then

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Speaker 2: that'd be fantastic. I've got a couple of ardeas and

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Speaker 2: I know he's a professional, this foke.

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Speaker 5: What do you mean, like, what do you mean by

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Speaker 5: flip it?

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Speaker 1: Well, I just.

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Speaker 2: Think I just think we make it as mundane as

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Speaker 2: death to see if we can get him. Oh yeah, Ive, alright,

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Speaker 2: here we go calling.

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Speaker 1: No Hello, Josh, this is marrying Jackson.

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Speaker 5: How are you. I'm good, Thank you. How are you?

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Speaker 1: I'm very well. Well I'm calling you, my love, because

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Speaker 1: in a couple of weeks. Yes, very very good. Now, Josh,

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Speaker 1: I'm just calling you because I wanted to check a

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Speaker 1: sure that she has the best time. You know, with COVID,

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Speaker 1: she hasn't gotten away much. It's it's really important to

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Sure, So I just wanted to check a couple of

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Okay, Now what really gets her going is a beautiful

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Speaker 1: game of scrabble. Do you have any scrabble?

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Speaker 6: No? No scrabble in the room.

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Speaker 5: I'm sorry, no, not no.

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Speaker 1: Board games at all, because you know she she loves

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Speaker 1: she's with words, she is Josh.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, no, sorry, no ball games in the rooms.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'll make sure she brings a box up with her.

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Speaker 1: All right, drinks, Josh, Now, she is only eighteen. I

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Speaker 1: don't want her on too many sherbets. Do you provide

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Speaker 6: No, we don't know.

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Speaker 1: Movie nights. Do you provide movie nights?

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Speaker 3: Josh?

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Speaker 5: Do you mean? Sorry, just you know?

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Speaker 1: Do you do you put up a big screen? Do

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Speaker 1: you show a movie for everybody there? I mean, you know,

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Speaker 1: I'll stretch to an M, but an ma, I mean

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Speaker 1: we're going past the line there. Do you do you

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Speaker 1: get all the kids together and show them a movie?

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Speaker 5: No, we don't.

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Speaker 6: No, they do have smart TV in the back.

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, all right. I hope she has a nice

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Speaker 1: time up there, Josh.

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Speaker 5: I'm sure she will most beautiful place in a well, yeah,

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Speaker 5: that's true, that's true.

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Speaker 1: Okay. Last one, White T shirts?

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Speaker 5: What was the question? Sorry?

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Speaker 1: White T shirts?

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Speaker 5: White T shirts?

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Speaker 6: You elaborate a little bit?

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Speaker 1: Do you provide? Sorry?

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Speaker 6: I only asked because the direction I think it is.

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Speaker 1: Well, Josh. Twenty years ago and I had my SCHOOLI

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Speaker 1: trip and a beefer. I was ranked top titties in

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Speaker 1: the wet.

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Speaker 6: No, no white shirts.

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Speaker 4: No disappointing, Josh. Disappointing because I was I was really

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Speaker 4: hoping the class of twenty twenty two would see what

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Speaker 4: the class of two thousand and two got to see, Josh,

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Speaker 4: which was the most excellent, Right, you've ever seen.

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Speaker 6: It's halfway through that night, I was like that was

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Speaker 6: going on here, but I needed to be professionally.

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Speaker 2: I hear you like, no no board games, you provide scrabble?

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Speaker 3: Rainsy.

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Speaker 5: Don't you have a games room there?

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Speaker 4: Mate?

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Speaker 6: Well everyone's got a smartphone these days.

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Speaker 2: Question Hey, Rainsy. Last question, what's the wildest thing that

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Speaker 2: you had, like on property during schoolies that you've had?

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Speaker 5: I actually I walked into the common area bathroom one

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Speaker 5: night and it was it was locked for for a

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Speaker 5: few hours. So knocked at him a few times and

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Speaker 5: then eventually had to use my little Keith. And there

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Speaker 5: was a guy pants around his ankles with you could

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Speaker 5: call it an erection coming out of his.

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Speaker 6: Pants, and he was he was passed out as well,

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Speaker 6: So what what was happening? But two hours?

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Speaker 2: Was he never hours?

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Speaker 6: Yeah? He must have taken a y to keep him

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Speaker 6: like that for whilst he's passed out.

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Speaker 2: He might have wanted a kickstand in case he toppled

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Speaker 2: this important case you tumbled that Echo Beach.

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Speaker 3: Resort, Yes, you on Eco Beach Resort, Beach Resort by

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Speaker 3: if you're around the best oat coming byron with one

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Speaker 3: of the great men, Josh Ryan's very responsible wife and child.

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Speaker 2: Don't take your white T shirts there.

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Speaker 6: He doesn't have.

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Speaker 3: Also, be careful, he's in the common toilet, he might

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Speaker 3: come charging in.

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Speaker 2: Be very careful.

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Speaker 5: Thanks to you.

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Speaker 4: Now you're done with that, why not check out more

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