Speaker 1: Here in the vast plains of Adelaide, South Australia, two
Speaker 1: young males engage in an ancient ritual.
Speaker 2: Known as a podcast.
Speaker 3: Its purpose to attract mates, and by mates we mean listeners.
Speaker 2: They're both married, so please don't slide into their dms.
Speaker 3: Their names are Ben and Leo.
Speaker 4: Good Eye. There to all of our gold members in
Speaker 4: the Ben Lame Loyalty Program. Are warm, welcome to our
Speaker 4: Silver members, and hey to our Bronze members.
Speaker 1: Yes, now look, some exciting news about the Ben and
Speaker 1: Lame Loyalty Program or will be revealed within this podcast.
Speaker 4: No one saw it coming though, No.
Speaker 1: We always like to keep people on the on their toes,
Speaker 1: on the walls of their faith.
Speaker 2: As Barnaby Joyce likes to play, which.
Speaker 4: Is a cricket analogy, I believe.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I suppose so I suppose also like tennis, right.
Speaker 4: Yep, yeah, I guess there's a lot of sports you
Speaker 4: could apply that too, as were boxing, Like you want
Speaker 4: to be the balls, if you want to be ready
Speaker 4: to go, you want to adjust by the situation.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and just be ready for whatever's coming your way. Well,
Speaker 1: it's nice of Belle Jackson to join us today. She's
Speaker 1: actually come in to work for once, rare, so that's good,
Speaker 1: very rare. So we'll be able to gong her in
Speaker 1: at the end of the podcast. Apparently like she keeps
Speaker 1: harping on about all these notes. She said, she took
Speaker 1: notes and there's a few things she's not happy about,
Speaker 1: so I'd be quite interested to see what they.
Speaker 2: Are, all right, But enjoy the episode.
Speaker 4: Enjoy Good morning, Adelaide.
Speaker 1: Can I just clear something up with you, Ben? We
Speaker 1: are caught up last night and you text before we did.
Speaker 1: You said I've got a golf ball with me. I'll
Speaker 1: give it to you. On the Sly when Freddy, your son,
Speaker 1: obviously ask you if you have a golf ball you
Speaker 1: can give it to him, and I think he's got
Speaker 1: one he wants to give to you, and I got it,
Speaker 1: and yeah, sure enough, he said, Liam, I've got something
Speaker 1: for you, and took something out of his top pocket
Speaker 1: of his pajamas, yep, which was a nice fluorescent golf ball.
Speaker 1: Very much so on the Sly with your other hand, YEP.
Speaker 1: On your you reached into your back pocket and gave
Speaker 1: me one.
Speaker 4: You did well with the slide of hands.
Speaker 2: It was cool because then you said oh, do you
Speaker 2: want to ask Leam for you a few years? Do
Speaker 2: you have a golf ball for me?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: And of course I always carry a golf ball. I
Speaker 1: had one in my top pocket and we made a
Speaker 1: nice little tray.
Speaker 4: So Freddy, my son is obsessed with golf, and yeah,
Speaker 4: Lem and I caught up yesterday. Freddie wanted to come
Speaker 4: along for the catch up and he remembered something from
Speaker 4: a few days ago where he woke up in the
Speaker 4: middle of the night and I had to get him
Speaker 4: back into his bed and I said, I have to
Speaker 4: go to work soon fore, so we have to go
Speaker 4: to bed. And then he said, is Liam going to
Speaker 4: be at work? I said, yeah, Liam's always at work.
Speaker 4: And then he asked me, just Liam have any golf balls?
Speaker 4: And I said, I don't know. You have to ask
Speaker 4: him one day. And then he remembered that, and then
Speaker 4: so he knew and he was coming with me to
Speaker 4: catch up to you. He said, is Leem going to
Speaker 4: have a golf ball? And I said, I don't know, mate,
Speaker 4: We'll just have to wait and see. And then I wanted,
Speaker 4: I thought it'd be cooler if you had a golf ball.
Speaker 1: You guys, Yeah, only thing he's just kind of snooking
Speaker 1: me because now every time I see him, he's going to.
Speaker 2: Expect me to pull out a golf ball. Well, he was.
Speaker 4: He was a bit sad because we caught up here
Speaker 4: at work for it for a moment and you said,
Speaker 4: which I thought was a nice touch. You said, I'm
Speaker 4: going to leave it here for you, Freddy, and next
Speaker 4: time we catch up we can play golf again. But
Speaker 4: then he I think, was a bit sad you didn't
Speaker 4: take it home, because he said to me, last time
Speaker 4: I plucked him in, he said, why do you leave
Speaker 4: it at work?
Speaker 2: Sorry? I thought that was like a night.
Speaker 1: But I'll send you some photos of me. But taking
Speaker 1: the golf ball out front around town.
Speaker 2: It sea ten, It seas ten.
Speaker 4: Yeup if you win the six ten quiz this morning.
Speaker 4: A couple of tickets coming your way to Red Hot
Speaker 4: Summer Tour Australian Crawl met at work, they unite for
Speaker 4: a historic Red Hot Summer Tour at Glenelg Beach Sunday,
Speaker 4: November fifteen. Tickets on sale now from Ticketmaster.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Christy and Dover Gardens. We've had you on
Speaker 1: a bunch of times, haven't we.
Speaker 5: Good morning, but not for about a month.
Speaker 2: Not for about a month. Have you been elsewhere on holiday?
Speaker 5: Or I have and I just haven't got on as well.
Speaker 1: Okay, well hey you might be able to get on
Speaker 1: quicker with your one priority call a year now because
Speaker 1: welcome to the Ben and Lamb Loyalty Program. We're going
Speaker 1: to put you in silver tear.
Speaker 6: Oh okay, what is that's?
Speaker 5: What does that mean?
Speaker 1: So you get, you get VIP invites, kiss events, you
Speaker 1: get to Ben and Lamb fringe magnet or whatever merchant
Speaker 1: available in collection. Also, once you're in the program, you
Speaker 1: can work your way up to gold.
Speaker 4: Also, just getting up to speed. If you've just joined us,
Speaker 4: you don't know what it is at all. So we
Speaker 4: have introduced the Ben and Lame Loyalty Program. It's kind
Speaker 4: of like Quantus Frequent Flyer. Yeah, so the more you listen,
Speaker 4: the more points you get, and the higher tier you go.
Speaker 5: Oh cool, yeah, good.
Speaker 2: Very cool. All right, five questions in front of you.
Speaker 1: One of your Joyce gave an interview yesterday explaining the
Speaker 1: whole dog yelling incident.
Speaker 2: What was the demand that he yelled at his doll?
Speaker 2: Stop it? Sorry, Christie.
Speaker 1: We're going to move to another Silver Tear member, Simon
Speaker 1: in One Tree Hill. Do you know what Barnaby Joyce
Speaker 1: screamed at his dog shut down?
Speaker 2: Well delivered? He was in the room with us, Silver
Speaker 2: teer delivery. Well yeah, I love that you're going the
Speaker 2: right way for a goal. Hey.
Speaker 1: Tom Cruise reportedly invited a group of cinema employees to
Speaker 1: watch The Odyssey with him. Whose talk show did he
Speaker 1: famously jump on the couch off?
Speaker 7: Oprah?
Speaker 2: That's the one.
Speaker 1: Anne Hathaway is delaying Princess Diaries three because she's pregnant.
Speaker 1: Which famous actress plays the queen in the Princess Diaries series.
Speaker 1: You can see the face right, You can see the
Speaker 1: face quite famous, quite famous when she was very young
Speaker 1: as well.
Speaker 2: Obviously it's not Meryl Street. I can see why you
Speaker 2: said that.
Speaker 4: I don't feel bad, Simon. I wouldn't get this one myself.
Speaker 4: Let's see if Carmen can get it though. On Albert Park.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Carmen.
Speaker 8: Good morning, guys.
Speaker 9: How are you well?
Speaker 1: Well, you know, the actress who plays the queen and
Speaker 1: Princess Diaries is very famous younger years as well, like
Speaker 1: in the sixties and a lot of movies and still
Speaker 1: it's Julie Andrews. Yes, who's still kicking ninety years young?
Speaker 1: Moving on to the next question, Nessroy Aaron Kunda has
Speaker 1: become Australia's most expensive footballer of all time after his
Speaker 1: heroics apt the World Cup.
Speaker 2: Which Ossie state?
Speaker 1: Is he from South Australia went to Parisfal Gardens High.
Speaker 2: What a guy?
Speaker 1: Hey, Happy birthday to Daniel Radcliffe aka Harry Potter.
Speaker 2: Can you finish this quote?
Speaker 10: It's levy Osa?
Speaker 5: Oh that again?
Speaker 4: Okay, here you go, Here we.
Speaker 10: Go, levy Osa.
Speaker 9: It's libby Osa, not.
Speaker 4: Yeah, give it to me. Give it to me again,
Speaker 4: one more time, all the way through, Carmen, it's.
Speaker 8: Levy Osa, not livy Sa.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well done. And hey, Carmen, I can see here
Speaker 4: that you've yet to be incorporated into the Ben and
Speaker 4: lamb Loti program. So we're going to pop you on
Speaker 4: the Bronze ta Congratulations.
Speaker 5: Awesome, Thank you Gary.
Speaker 1: And of course you've also scored tickets to the Red
Speaker 1: Hot Summer Tour.
Speaker 4: Oh thanks Carmen. And from now on, because you're in
Speaker 4: the Bronze Tea, of course you would be looked upon fondly.
Speaker 1: Yep, And we'll get you that complimentary custom digital bronze
Speaker 1: plated card right away.
Speaker 4: Should we start giving bronze members of the LOTI program
Speaker 4: fridge magnets?
Speaker 2: Or was that crazy?
Speaker 4: I think you needed a magnet. It's pretty crazy, isn't it. Okay,
Speaker 4: we'll keep it, keep it silver.
Speaker 1: Okay, Sorry, Look, a lot of calls coming through, probably
Speaker 1: honestly more than we expected over the last few days
Speaker 1: since we have launched the Ben and Liam Loyalty Program.
Speaker 1: If you have no idea what we're talking about, it's
Speaker 1: kind of like the system that flights use that Quantus
Speaker 1: and Virgin and you know, the high you step through
Speaker 1: the tears, the more perks you get.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And if you want to get more points, then of
Speaker 4: course you get those by listening to the podcast or
Speaker 4: getting around the Benolean social Yeah.
Speaker 1: And just forgetting on you are a bronze Kirsty in
Speaker 1: oak And I don't believe you're in the loyalty program yet,
Speaker 1: but I mean even your name is just a name
Speaker 1: I recognize, like you've been on the many times.
Speaker 12: I have been on the so many times for many
Speaker 12: many years. My daughter was a weather girl as well.
Speaker 12: Back when you're.
Speaker 4: At Nova, we used to weather kids when.
Speaker 12: They were the kids.
Speaker 2: So that was like four years ago. I think, so
Speaker 2: what so what she's like driving a car now or.
Speaker 12: No, no, no, she's actually a senior in primary school,
Speaker 12: so she's only eleven, so but she was in like
Speaker 12: year two. I think we did it.
Speaker 1: We have some pretty young kids, some dare I say
Speaker 1: too young? Maybe they locked up a little bit because
Speaker 1: we're like a four year old the weather probably not.
Speaker 12: Yeah, so that's your memory and highlight all the time.
Speaker 12: But now I followed you in the drive home on
Speaker 12: over as well back in the day, and so yeah,
Speaker 12: I missed you on the airwaves and Adelaide, so I
Speaker 12: actually helped out a few times as well. When you're
Speaker 12: into state.
Speaker 4: We're good on you, Kursey. Can I ask you do
Speaker 4: you do any extra curricular activities like do you listen
Speaker 4: to the podcast or do you maybe follow the Beneley
Speaker 4: and pod squad on Facebook?
Speaker 12: I actually follow you guys on Facebook and Instagram. But
Speaker 12: I'm old, so I don't listen to podcasts. I know
Speaker 12: that's an excuse, but I am over fifty now, I
Speaker 12: don't really understand.
Speaker 13: Some of this stuff, okay, but true, Look, I mean
Speaker 13: I certainly feel a certain way perhaps Ben and I
Speaker 13: will count down to three and we'll say what tier
Speaker 13: you're in.
Speaker 4: Do we say three to one? Then yeah, yeah, okay, okay,
Speaker 4: three to one Gold.
Speaker 2: Thank you guys, Kersey. That is the highest possible tier.
Speaker 1: We will get you a complementary custom digital gold plated card.
Speaker 2: Do you get priority calling?
Speaker 1: You get the fast track hotline number you accumulate points
Speaker 1: two and a half times faster.
Speaker 2: Of course, we'll.
Speaker 1: Get a fridge magnet sent to you express. You also
Speaker 1: get a complementary song request. Congratulations Kirsty, Thanks guys.
Speaker 12: I actually love fridge magnet, so I'll find a special
Speaker 12: spot on the fridge for you. Guys.
Speaker 4: Oh, well done, Kirsty. And now look Liam did say
Speaker 4: that is the highest tier available until now.
Speaker 1: Now, I know there's been a lot of push for
Speaker 1: this and a lot of like you know, people are
Speaker 1: obviously adopting this tiar system a lot, and there has
Speaker 1: to be something to work towards to aspire tre There's
Speaker 1: only a few Gold so far. Obviously, Kirsty has been
Speaker 1: listening for many a year. She's firmly in the Gold.
Speaker 1: If you're listening right now and you get on, you're
Speaker 1: definitely bronze. Even if you just sort of started listening.
Speaker 1: But there will be another tier introduced next.
Speaker 4: Leam and I have been working tires.
Speaker 2: Sailessly behind the scenes all together.
Speaker 4: Favors you know, Snapper next cash and checks.
Speaker 2: Have not been much sleep, but this is the work
Speaker 2: we do for you. For the loyalty program.
Speaker 4: I would not be going anywhere to find out about
Speaker 4: the new tier next.
Speaker 1: The Ben and Liam Loyalty program. We've been talking about
Speaker 1: it a lot the last couple of days. Basically a
Speaker 1: program for frequent listeners, so you know, Bronze, silver, Gold.
Speaker 1: The higher you work your out the scale, the more
Speaker 1: perks there is. Now at the moment, gold is the ceiling.
Speaker 1: It's probably about I want to say, seven or eight
Speaker 1: listeners in that yep. And there's probably more people deserving
Speaker 1: of that, but we just haven't had a chance to
Speaker 1: have them on the show yet.
Speaker 4: Just working our way through.
Speaker 2: Yes, And I don't think anyone saw this coming.
Speaker 1: I think people, you know, when they're sleeping at night,
Speaker 1: it's probably the last thing they think about. It's the
Speaker 1: first thing they think about when they wake up. They're
Speaker 1: sort of crossing their things and toes hoping that one
Speaker 1: day there'll be another tier available. Well, we are very
Speaker 1: very very.
Speaker 2: Excited for this special announcement introducing Ben and Liam Platinum.
Speaker 1: Ben and Liam Platinum sounds good, huh? The toppermost of
Speaker 1: the Poppermost an extra premium tier for our most valued listeners.
Speaker 1: You may ask yourself, well, Ben and LIAMB, what do
Speaker 1: I get in Platinum tear that I don't already have
Speaker 1: in Gold tier? Well, of course, not only will you
Speaker 1: get your compliment custom digital platinum plated card ultra rare,
Speaker 1: you will also get lounge access so you can come in.
Speaker 1: There's gonna be we're gonna put we're installing a lounge.
Speaker 1: You can come in and sit in on the show
Speaker 1: anytime you want. You don't even have to tell us
Speaker 1: you come and you just rock up.
Speaker 4: You can sit in on the couch, rock up, show
Speaker 4: your platinum card. You can come into the studio.
Speaker 1: Free snacks, free drinks, complimentary all you can eat on
Speaker 1: what's available on the day.
Speaker 2: You know there'll be Delie chips, there'll be different snacks
Speaker 2: and things. You can sit there. It's like it's like
Speaker 2: a personal lounge.
Speaker 1: Even if you are flying somewhere and you don't have
Speaker 1: lounge access at the airport. You can come here and
Speaker 1: load up, watch the show, and then go and take
Speaker 1: your flight after that.
Speaker 2: You also.
Speaker 1: Not only do you get a lot of priority calling
Speaker 1: that all the other tears get. You can call in
Speaker 1: one favor from myself and ben her anim unspecified. So
Speaker 1: whether it's like can you come to my gardening, or
Speaker 1: like MC kid's birthday or whatever one favorite per anum.
Speaker 2: You get producer Bell's personal phone number.
Speaker 1: Yep, give you Bell's actual phone number twenty four to seven.
Speaker 1: She never has it on silent.
Speaker 4: Whenever you need her.
Speaker 2: You got her speed dial.
Speaker 4: She basically she basically becomes your producer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let me tell you it's awesome having one, and
Speaker 1: you will now have one.
Speaker 4: She'll produce your life.
Speaker 2: You just go, ah, just you're going to pick up
Speaker 2: this flat pack from my kear you reckon? You could
Speaker 2: sure on it, guys.
Speaker 4: Also move my ten o'clock done, I'll.
Speaker 2: Schedule that interview. Thank you for being a part of
Speaker 2: Benlams Platinum to here, and can.
Speaker 4: You put together the flat pack?
Speaker 2: Bell can do that.
Speaker 1: Sorry, uh no, that's not going to work. We need
Speaker 1: it done within the abb I'll move things around. Totally fine,
Speaker 1: So very very very very exciting, super prestigious, very prestigious.
Speaker 1: Not many people, well I say not many people. I
Speaker 1: think it's attainable, but it's just it's going to be
Speaker 1: super super hard to get, Like we're gonna make you
Speaker 1: really work for platinum tiar You know, I.
Speaker 4: Can already see people want. Phone lines are lighting up,
Speaker 4: a lot of people want to a lot of people
Speaker 4: just want to get on the tear system in general.
Speaker 1: Now, it doesn't matter if your black or white, but
Speaker 1: of course it does matter if you're bronze, silver, gold,
Speaker 1: or platinum, especially in the Ben and Leam loyalty program
Speaker 1: for frequent listeners.
Speaker 4: We did just introduce a brand new tier, platinum.
Speaker 2: Very very very very very hard to get.
Speaker 1: Just so you know, people are already buzzing through Hannah
Speaker 1: in Glen's side. You've been listening since April. You don't
Speaker 1: actually have a tear yet, is that right?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: I do not right?
Speaker 1: And have you have you called up and told any
Speaker 1: stories before on the show or I.
Speaker 3: Haven't particularly told a story, But I've been involved with
Speaker 3: all the competitions you guys have, like the Secret Stain
Speaker 3: and the when they used to have the Secret Sound and.
Speaker 5: All of that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, right and look and you have called and you
Speaker 4: are getting involved with this, So I mean immediately you
Speaker 4: are a bronze. You're a bron congratulations. Can I check?
Speaker 4: Do you ever listen to the benolean podcast?
Speaker 5: I do not.
Speaker 2: I like that I do, but I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: Then you do get twenty five extra points for honesty.
Speaker 1: It's something that we are really value here. But I
Speaker 1: mean a sure fire away of flying through the ranks
Speaker 1: and getting to silver and gold and maybe even one
Speaker 1: day platinum is by listening to the Ben and Lean podcast.
Speaker 1: We actually do like half an hour forty minutes of
Speaker 1: extra stuff every single day.
Speaker 4: And that's the reason on air that Leam and I
Speaker 4: do mention the podcast is because obviously it's the radio
Speaker 4: show cut up, but then also there's tons of original
Speaker 4: fresh content in it as well.
Speaker 1: We literally do like party. We had a party like
Speaker 1: literally a month ago and we paid for the whole
Speaker 1: higher ourselves.
Speaker 4: We were to the Estonian Hall in North Adelaide with
Speaker 4: the podcast list.
Speaker 1: We literally didn't mention it on the radio because it
Speaker 1: was it wasn't a kiss thing. It was just like
Speaker 1: a Ben and Lean podcast thing.
Speaker 4: So get around the benolein podcast Hannah, thank you very much,
Speaker 4: always good to speak with. The Bronze will look fondly
Speaker 4: upon you from this point on. Emma joins us now
Speaker 4: and Elizabeth Grove. What tear would you like to be on?
Speaker 9: Definitely platinum?
Speaker 12: And I'm actually a little bit upset you guys didn't
Speaker 12: call me when you were running this.
Speaker 1: Okay, I do know you're so you're our ideal listener
Speaker 1: and you came in like when we when we did
Speaker 1: a process of elimination and we worked out like we
Speaker 1: were like how many kids do you have? And like
Speaker 1: what CARDI drive? And then because we got this, it
Speaker 1: was all me. You were the person and.
Speaker 2: Then you came in and you sat in there on
Speaker 2: the whole show for us.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm waiting for my microphone with my name on
Speaker 8: it as well.
Speaker 4: Okay, so you're gunning for platinum.
Speaker 12: Definitely, like that should be what I should get.
Speaker 1: Well, well, we don't like people lauding the what they
Speaker 1: feel like they should and shouldn't get. And look, Emma,
Speaker 1: I think you're great. We had a great morning with you.
Speaker 1: For me, you are firmly in the gold.
Speaker 14: I'll take gold, I will take good.
Speaker 1: And it just gives you something to work towards you know,
Speaker 1: but they thank you. That was a fun bit and
Speaker 1: you did get involved and gave up. Good morning, so
Speaker 1: your gold for us.
Speaker 4: Maida joins us now in Paraka. Good morning Maida. Now
Speaker 4: definitely know the name. I believe you come to some
Speaker 4: of our events and things, is that right?
Speaker 8: Hello?
Speaker 5: Yes, good morning guys.
Speaker 12: Yes, I've been to the house swarming party at the Panorama.
Speaker 12: That was amazing.
Speaker 2: It's fun. Answer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we had the fire twirler and yeah, all
Speaker 1: of that. Who the ice you used to listen like
Speaker 1: at our last.
Speaker 2: Radio station as well?
Speaker 6: Right, yes, I did.
Speaker 2: I like proof of concept of people have like at
Speaker 2: the station before that.
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 12: I'm a loyal listener to you guys. From the first
Speaker 12: of April. I haven't listened to anyone else but you.
Speaker 4: Okay. Can I ask which one of us has children?
Speaker 2: Ben pretty good? Okay?
Speaker 4: Which one of us played for the mod bridgets William.
Speaker 2: Pretty damn good?
Speaker 4: Okay? Which one of us is six foot four?
Speaker 2: I'll say Liam, well, that's actually none of us, because
Speaker 2: we're both.
Speaker 10: He's pretty tall.
Speaker 2: I know that, very tall, very very tall.
Speaker 9: Leam.
Speaker 4: What do you think are you thinking?
Speaker 1: What did you just say there before that last thing
Speaker 1: that you said, we're very.
Speaker 12: What you're very tall with the baby.
Speaker 1: Around the gold tear of the Ben and Liam loyalty program.
Speaker 4: We do have to get a move on. But I
Speaker 4: have seen a phone call come through from a gold
Speaker 4: member Lambs. Of course we have to go to them.
Speaker 2: Yes or priority calling, they're cut straight through.
Speaker 4: Absolutely. Now this gold teer member is Anastasia a k a.
Speaker 4: The Prize Mold. Good morning, Prize Mold. I'm assuming you've
Speaker 4: called up because you want platinum.
Speaker 15: Absolutely, guys, I deserve platinum, and this is why as
Speaker 15: soon as I became the Prize Mold, I been put
Speaker 15: on air and have sort of gone out into the
Speaker 15: system and I have contacted people, well, people have contacted
Speaker 15: me to see what's been going on. So I have
Speaker 15: recruited listeners to your actual show through the Prize Mold.
Speaker 15: So you have got maybe about thirty forty extra listeners.
Speaker 15: Now I've introduced to your station because of.
Speaker 1: That, that's a big network. That is a big network.
Speaker 1: And of course in Platinum, not only do we get
Speaker 1: Lambe access, but you can call in one favor from us.
Speaker 1: You yet produces Bell's personal phone number and obviously you
Speaker 1: get the platinum card, which no one else has, Anastasia,
Speaker 1: look as far as a tier list goes, and certainly
Speaker 1: since we've started here, since the first of April, no
Speaker 1: one has gone more above and beyond for like on
Speaker 1: air stuff. For us, we absolutely love your work and
Speaker 1: you've been excellent. We are not willing to honor platinum
Speaker 1: status this morning.
Speaker 2: We're no, we're not ruling.
Speaker 1: It out, Anastasia. Simply, you just keep getting involved and
Speaker 1: I'm sure it will happen someday, but I'm just so
Speaker 1: for everyone else, just to put in perspective, that's how
Speaker 1: hard platinum tear is Stage one, a prize on every
Speaker 1: other breakfast show for us, and came back.
Speaker 2: It's one of our favorite bites of the year.
Speaker 1: Still not platinum, it's still not like gold for sure,
Speaker 1: But Anastasia, you know what to do.
Speaker 2: You just you just keep getting involved.
Speaker 1: You stay there and I'm gonna I'm gonna say within
Speaker 1: the month, within the month, we will.
Speaker 4: Review, yeah, and before you know it, you could be.
Speaker 2: Platinum.
Speaker 4: Very exciting. There's two things that I love LAMB golf
Speaker 4: and me Will Ferrell, which leads me into the hawk.
Speaker 2: I sent you the trailer for The Hawk. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: saw it before you send that. To be fair, okay, right, Well,
Speaker 2: there was a little bit down here.
Speaker 4: There was a little bit of hype around it in
Speaker 4: the golf world because they were like awesome, like a
Speaker 4: good golf comedy. The first one sends Caddy Shack.
Speaker 2: Wasn't Gilmore after Caddy Shack?
Speaker 4: Yeah, No, to be fair, Gilmour was like iconically a
Speaker 4: famous actually funny golf movie happy Gilmore last year.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 4: The Hawk does not deliver in any way, shape or form.
Speaker 4: I thought it was horrible. It's it's a ten episode
Speaker 4: TV show on Netflix. Yeah, I was excited for it.
Speaker 2: Well's sort of yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean it's very you coded, I feel, and it's
Speaker 1: in my head. I'm like, well, I suppose he's done
Speaker 1: like semi pro, which is you know, Will Ferrell was
Speaker 1: a pro basketball or funny you're sleeping with much just
Speaker 1: Pepper Fiel.
Speaker 4: It looks to me like someone has gone, look, we'll
Speaker 4: get Will Ferrell to do it and the rest will
Speaker 4: just fall into place and be funny. And it was
Speaker 4: the worst show I've ever watched.
Speaker 2: Really.
Speaker 4: At no point, I didn't watch the whole thing. I
Speaker 4: only watched the first episode. At no point was it funny,
Speaker 4: and no point was it a good golf TV show.
Speaker 4: He also had missed in every regard.
Speaker 1: Ricky Bobby, you know, shake and bake. You know he's
Speaker 1: done the NASCAR thing as well, Like normally you go
Speaker 1: Will Ferrell in a sport equal good thing.
Speaker 4: Yes, not not this horrible. I would I would steer
Speaker 4: clear if you are looking for a.
Speaker 2: Week to watch. Compared to Happy Gilmore two.
Speaker 4: Happy Gilmore two is good. We liked Happy I liked
Speaker 4: a lot of people didn't know. I thought it was
Speaker 4: pretty good.
Speaker 2: I liked it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought there was a lot of good in
Speaker 4: jokes from the first one. I thought had a gim
Speaker 4: wore two like an eight out of ten. I thought
Speaker 4: the Hawk was a one out of ten. Stinker bogey,
Speaker 4: it's not even worth now. I wouldn't even know. You
Speaker 4: can you can watch it to tell me how much
Speaker 4: you didn't like it as well. But I just honestly thought, that's.
Speaker 2: A shame, really bad. That is crying shame.
Speaker 1: I knew it was coming out soon, so sort of
Speaker 1: like I was in the back of my head, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'll watch that.
Speaker 4: At some point, I just had a quick look down
Speaker 4: Rotten Tomatoes gives it a twenty eight percent.
Speaker 2: That's fair because I did see him doing a lot
Speaker 2: of promo for it.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So normally, normally, and this is a little rule in radio, normally,
Speaker 2: the more promo that's being done, the worse the film is. Yeah.
Speaker 1: For example, if we get to interview the big star,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be a massive sticker. Like for example, we
Speaker 1: had Paul rud on our show in doing Adams Breakfast
Speaker 1: because he was in the Ghostbusters reboot.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we did Will Arnette because he was in the
Speaker 4: teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie.
Speaker 2: And we're doing community radio at that point, so that one.
Speaker 2: So the more press equals the bigger it is. Lastinker.
Speaker 1: Yeah, when they're like we're going to send you to
Speaker 1: South Australia to the community radio, it means this movie
Speaker 1: is losing hundreds of billions of dollars.
Speaker 4: Yesterday on the show Lamb, we were talking at this
Speaker 4: time about on the runs, and specifically we were talking
Speaker 4: about the smiley face system. You would know if you've
Speaker 4: been into one before. They also are seen quite often
Speaker 4: in airports in the bathrooms. There's the you know one
Speaker 4: to five the first ones like beaming happy green all
Speaker 4: the way through the ambers to the red angry face,
Speaker 4: and we were saying, what's the go with the faces?
Speaker 4: We've got a call from someone who used to work
Speaker 4: at an on the run.
Speaker 3: Well, if you get lots of happy faces, I'm not
Speaker 3: sure how many exactly it is, you get a pay
Speaker 3: bonus really and a lot of Yeah, you get a
Speaker 3: lot of angry faces. Then you get a lot of
Speaker 3: angry managers.
Speaker 1: All right, so it is it's not like they dock
Speaker 1: your pay ken, I suppose the obvious question is you know,
Speaker 1: if it's a long night shift, what's stopping you from
Speaker 1: going over and smashing the button five hundred times to
Speaker 1: get a pay increase.
Speaker 16: Yeah, well I actually used to do that depending.
Speaker 6: On my own experience.
Speaker 3: If I was having a bad shift, I'll just spend
Speaker 3: the angry face, and if I was having a good shift, I'll.
Speaker 14: Just spend that.
Speaker 4: So now you know, when you walk past those faces,
Speaker 4: they have repercussions, positive and negative.
Speaker 1: They have a meaning, and that's something we just wouldn't
Speaker 1: have known. So we want to do this morning thirteen
Speaker 1: one oh sixty five Industry Secrets. Can you tell us
Speaker 1: something about your job? That we wouldn't know unless we
Speaker 1: worked in it. One I learned the other day. I
Speaker 1: just didn't even know this was a thing to be hones.
Speaker 1: But I've got a lot of good friends, my brother
Speaker 1: in law, a lot of people who install solar systems.
Speaker 1: And obviously there was like the government rebate happening, so
Speaker 1: people trying to rush in for a certain day. I
Speaker 1: think there is still as a rebate, but it's not
Speaker 1: as big. But the government put this app out and
Speaker 1: it would make the tradesmen and women take a photo
Speaker 1: of their face to prove that they were the ones
Speaker 1: doing the system at random times. Right, So you can't
Speaker 1: just be like, yeah, I'm going to accept all this
Speaker 1: rebate money and then just send random and you can
Speaker 1: only do a certain amount in a week or what
Speaker 1: to be like compliant, So you couldn't like raught the system.
Speaker 1: They would just be like, hey, we need a selfie
Speaker 1: of you now, So you'd have to have this special
Speaker 1: app on your phone and it would ping off and
Speaker 1: you'd just take a randomie with your thumbs up next
Speaker 1: to the like the government be real literally yeah, And
Speaker 1: I just I was like, isn't that And I think
Speaker 1: they do have that four things like I feel like
Speaker 1: an uber eats driver as well or whatever it's you
Speaker 1: can't let share an account like it's you know, it
Speaker 1: has to be like.
Speaker 2: But yeah, they're just things that you don't think of
Speaker 2: unless you're in the industry.
Speaker 4: And we're talking industry secrets.
Speaker 2: For radio.
Speaker 4: Sometimes we can replay content, So we might do a
Speaker 4: break seven forty. Yeah, have a great call and think, well,
Speaker 4: that was really good, or lean might tell a funny
Speaker 4: story and then we'll think, well, you know what, we'll
Speaker 4: just cut that from the feed and then we'll play
Speaker 4: it at six twenty.
Speaker 2: Of course we've never done that.
Speaker 4: We know it's a radio radio in general, never replay
Speaker 4: anything sounds pretty lazy to me.
Speaker 2: I mean we would never.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and sometimes if you think, you know, like you're
Speaker 1: hearing the same things over and over again for like
Speaker 1: two weeks, and you're like, are they on holiday or
Speaker 1: I think we're not.
Speaker 2: It's just like, you know, things just blend into.
Speaker 4: You're probably just a bit crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you probably should get that. You're probably hearing things
Speaker 1: all right.
Speaker 4: Look, we've given you an industry secret about our industry.
Speaker 4: Now you can give us one about yours. On thirteen
Speaker 4: one oh six'. Five we want to know what industry
Speaker 4: do you work? In and what's something about your job
Speaker 4: that we wouldn't know that isn't public. Knowledge you can
Speaker 4: start calling thirteen one oh six, five, lem AND i
Speaker 4: want to know this. Morning what are your industry? Secrets
Speaker 4: tell us something about your job that we wouldn't.
Speaker 2: Know stacy In O'Sullivan's, beach tell us what do you work?
Speaker 2: In age? Care age? Care, okay, well wouldn't we?
Speaker 16: Know, oh it's more of a perse than a.
Speaker 2: Secret but to take everyone's jewelry when they're, sleeping.
Speaker 16: No not quite, back, yeah big joke that. One, no
Speaker 16: we get to eat lots of nice. Food, yes we
Speaker 16: get lots and lots of.
Speaker 14: Food so.
Speaker 16: It's very fansy food.
Speaker 2: Too it's good like my granddaddy's passed away.
Speaker 1: NOW i used to visit him every, week and you,
Speaker 1: know it would normally be around lunchtime sort of AFTER
Speaker 1: i think.
Speaker 2: Working it never looked too.
Speaker 1: Appealing BUT i suppose it's different at different, places, right it.
Speaker 16: Is food is very. Different you never the photos are
Speaker 16: never what it. Is it's like restaurant.
Speaker 4: Quality, wow, okay a lot of food in aged. Care, hey,
Speaker 4: hey stay Also i'm just looking. Here you are a
Speaker 4: silver member in The ben And lam loyalty. Program is that?
Speaker 16: Right, yeah BUT i was thinking THAT i should probably
Speaker 16: be gold Because i'm now part of a pod.
Speaker 4: Squad are you joined the pod?
Speaker 16: SQUAD i did yesterday and that was my condition sort
Speaker 16: of saying in the morning they get on.
Speaker 4: That so, look if anyone listen doesn't know On, facebook
Speaker 4: if you Search ben And liam's pod, squad that is
Speaker 4: A facebook page that we have a lot of show
Speaker 4: memes get posted in, there chats about the, podcast et.
Speaker 4: Cetera and we did say that if you joined that
Speaker 4: that you could become a gold tier.
Speaker 1: Member that's the, Thing, stacy because you do call up a,
Speaker 1: lot and even for this. One you, Know we'll be
Speaker 1: honest sometimes it's part of getting calls earlier in the.
Speaker 1: Morning only two people have, called AND i think we
Speaker 1: actually you got some bonus points, yesterday which frequent listeners sometimes.
Speaker 1: Gap so if you add those calculations in especially the
Speaker 1: fifty point report. Squad, Yeah i'm just punching into the
Speaker 1: system now and it's telling me you Are ben And Liam.
Speaker 2: Gold. Congratulations this is.
Speaker 1: Awesome thinks about priority, calling you get the Fast Track hotline.
Speaker 1: Number you you accumulate points two and a half times,
Speaker 1: faster you get the magnet sent to you in a
Speaker 1: complimentary song.
Speaker 2: Request of, course it's a loyalty.
Speaker 1: Program which was just launched this. Week you've got no
Speaker 1: idea what we're talking. About thank, You. Stacy you are
Speaker 1: in gold along With nathan In, mobray who is also already.
Speaker 2: A part of The gold.
Speaker 1: Tier so you obviously came straight to the top there
Speaker 1: with the Fast Track hotline. Number, nathan tell us your industry.
Speaker 2: Secret good, Morning Ben, Lamb good.
Speaker 17: MORNING i work in real estate and obviously we have
Speaker 17: a lot of open inspections on, weekends. Etc and if
Speaker 17: a house is furnished and people don't rock up to
Speaker 17: the open, inspection it's pretty common for us to just
Speaker 17: sit on the couch and turn on THE tv and
Speaker 17: just relax.
Speaker 2: Away that's so.
Speaker 1: Funny imagine that someone like rocked up a little late
Speaker 1: to the inspection and you've just come out of the.
Speaker 1: Toilet give that a. Minute, SORRY i just FORGOT i
Speaker 1: thought it was my home for a little bit. There
Speaker 1: big big. News nestro Ieron Kunda Adelaide Boy Northern Suburb's
Speaker 1: boy Of, course scored for the SOCCER us Against turkey
Speaker 1: in our opening match at The World. Cup he is
Speaker 1: set for a record breaking move for An australian. Player
Speaker 1: it's worth like thirty two point five Million Australian so
Speaker 1: he's just about to go for this deal At Sporting,
Speaker 1: lisbon which is In, portugal famously Where Christiano ronaldo started his.
Speaker 1: Career so big, team and, YEAH i mean it's really
Speaker 1: just the. START i, mean you know he's already moved
Speaker 1: up some big, clubs but, hell you'd assume in the
Speaker 1: portug easily be getting good game time as, well and
Speaker 1: then after that and then sky's the. Limit, really isn't that?
Speaker 4: Crazy from little Old adelaide playing over In, portugal thirty
Speaker 4: two million dollar, contract.
Speaker 2: Playing, raiders playing powerful. GARDENS i Played raiders for a.
Speaker 1: Bit what could have, been or it could have been
Speaker 1: if that chronic chafing didn't take me out at.
Speaker 2: Fifteen yeah, KNOW i could have been sitting there as.
Speaker 4: WELL i want to know right, now in thirteen one
Speaker 4: oh six, five have you been in a really rich person's,
Speaker 4: House because YESTERDAY i was driving down. SOUTH i was
Speaker 4: On Maine South. Road NOW i know a lot of
Speaker 4: people will know What i'm talking about here before it's
Speaker 4: it's In Selic's, Beach so it's just before it's when
Speaker 4: you go Past Victory, hotel before you get to The
Speaker 4: buddhist temple on top of the hill overlooks the ocean
Speaker 4: like a gorgeous part of.
Speaker 2: The cream castle looking. Building is that what you're talking?
Speaker 4: About it doesn't even look like a mansion slash. Castle
Speaker 4: it's a. Compounds it's the it's an enormous. House, vibewise
Speaker 4: it's got the esthetic of kind of like a sandy. Castle,
Speaker 4: yeah but it's an absolute. Compound BECAUSE i drive past
Speaker 4: it sometimes And i've always thought to, myself what is
Speaker 4: the deal with that, house because it's not even a,
Speaker 4: house it's it's, yeah it's a. Mansion and THEN i
Speaker 4: got it up On Google maps AND i did satellite
Speaker 4: AND i was having a bit of a. Nosey the
Speaker 4: whole thing is surrounded by an olive, GROVE i. Believe
Speaker 4: when you zoom, in it's got a golf, course it's
Speaker 4: got a basketball, court it's got tennis, courts it's got an,
Speaker 4: orchard it's got four in ground, trampolines a. Playground that's
Speaker 4: that's a.
Speaker 2: Lot that's like bounce. Level that's just on the.
Speaker 4: OUTSIDE i don't know what's in the inside of the.
Speaker 1: PIECE i, YEAH i, Mean i'm not one hundred pcent,
Speaker 1: sure But I'M i believe it is a part of
Speaker 1: The shaheen. Family obviously we're talking about on the run,
Speaker 1: yesterday BUT i believe that's like one of the places
Speaker 1: that they that would make. Sense that's kind of what
Speaker 1: they don't. KNOW i don't know IF i don't know
Speaker 1: if that's true or. NOT i think that's just WHAT i.
Speaker 4: Thought it's just the most wild rich person house of all.
Speaker 1: Time that's why we want to know thirteen one oh six.
Speaker 1: Five have you been inside a rich person's?
Speaker 4: House we probably shouldn't say Who's.
Speaker 2: Yeah maybe don't you say?
Speaker 1: Who, yeah you don't have to say like what they
Speaker 1: did or, Whatever but like if you maybe you're like
Speaker 1: friends with, them, ah maybe you, know just like worked
Speaker 1: in the.
Speaker 4: House we knew Someone. LIAM i won't see who they,
Speaker 4: are but we worked with someone in, radio, yeah who
Speaker 4: was very.
Speaker 1: RICH i won't even. SAY i think they owned this
Speaker 1: radio station at some. POINT, yep they owned, this this whole.
Speaker 4: Thing we went to their house to film a video
Speaker 4: and they had at least forty cars in their, garage.
Speaker 1: Vintage Like, ferraris and then just like old jags and
Speaker 1: and then everything was like it was like. Everything there
Speaker 1: was bookshelves, everywhere taxidermy. Bears it literally was Like Bruce. Wayne's.
Speaker 1: YEAH i felt like IF i pulled one of the,
Speaker 1: books we'd go down a slide into the back. Cave
Speaker 1: but that was Very it was like the top part
Speaker 1: Of Bruce wayne's.
Speaker 18: House.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Absolutely and it was In, adelaide like in the. Hills
Speaker 4: live joins. Us, now good. Morning you've called thirteen or
Speaker 4: one oh six? Five have you been in a really
Speaker 4: rich person's?
Speaker 2: House?
Speaker 4: Hi, Guys, hey whose house were you?
Speaker 6: IN i went to a house that's my husband's boss's.
Speaker 6: House we were invited to a private dinner and it was.
Speaker 6: Amazing it was. Huge it was up at the hills,
Speaker 6: somewhere but as would you, drive it's really long, driveway
Speaker 6: and then the where you puck the cars probably as
Speaker 6: big as where the whole of my. House. Right they
Speaker 6: had an, amazing, huge huge, library you, know amazing, kitchen huge,
Speaker 6: pool and then there was like WHEN i went to the,
Speaker 6: TOILET i want to have a just a look, around
Speaker 6: and they had like this serviceless. AREA i don't think
Speaker 6: that they have. That i'm not too sure BECAUSE i
Speaker 6: wasn't there for very, long but it was. Amazing and
Speaker 6: then they had like this this area where they had
Speaker 6: animal sheeps and you, know ducks and.
Speaker 2: Wow it's.
Speaker 1: Funny certain to, me it seems that you're talking kind of,
Speaker 1: quietly like your husband's boss might be, listening like if
Speaker 1: you're or you're calling from the house right. Now BUT i,
Speaker 1: mean that place does sound pretty, Incredible.
Speaker 4: Liz because you risked it and you came on there
Speaker 4: to tell us about your husband's bosses rich. House i'm
Speaker 4: going to give you one hundred dollars calls about. You
Speaker 4: thank you very.
Speaker 6: Much oh that's, great AND i am call it zero zero. Too.
Speaker 1: Listener, YEAH i can, see, Yeah, liz you're a silver teer.
Speaker 1: Listener and, yeah look how you keep up this work
Speaker 1: for the next couple of weeks and you'll be golden no.
Speaker 4: Time we want to. Know i'm thirteen one oh six.
Speaker 4: Five have you been in a really rich person's. House
Speaker 4: he didn't have to like say who the personally, is
Speaker 4: all what they do or. Whatever we just you, know
Speaker 4: because maybe that's a bit. Weird but we're more interested
Speaker 4: in just the house.
Speaker 2: Itself.
Speaker 4: Yeah one call THAT i always remember that we got
Speaker 4: on this SHOW lamb many years, ago was he was
Speaker 4: a trade and he said he was working on this
Speaker 4: guy's house and it was on the. River it was.
Speaker 4: Enormous it's like a, compound compound, cars, boats had all
Speaker 4: the toys you could. Imagine and he said that the
Speaker 4: whole time he was thinking what does this guy? Do,
Speaker 4: anyway he met the owner and he was chatting with
Speaker 4: him and he brought it up and he, said CAN
Speaker 4: i ask what did you do to earn all? This
Speaker 4: and he invented the lolly.
Speaker 1: Banana, yeah not the, banana that was a tree that did,
Speaker 1: that but the lolly banana apparently An australian.
Speaker 2: GUY i mean they're in every party. Mix so you
Speaker 2: do the.
Speaker 4: Math bonnie joins. Us now In christie, downs good. Morning
Speaker 4: have you been in a really rich person's?
Speaker 17: House?
Speaker 7: Him, YES i.
Speaker 8: Have So i've been into a house where so my
Speaker 8: mum's old boss had a secret cellar underneath his.
Speaker 1: Bed oh, yeah.
Speaker 2: YEAH i like secret. Cellar oh, okay, yeah but, yeah
Speaker 2: sella under.
Speaker 1: Bed creepy Creep it wasn't like a like was it
Speaker 1: like a fifty cent gray type setup or was it?
Speaker 8: More, no it was just all of his best wines
Speaker 8: underneath in this secret little cellar under underneath his.
Speaker 4: Bed, yeah that's, true because if you go down there
Speaker 4: and there's wine in the, CELLAR i think you get
Speaker 4: away with it if it's.
Speaker 2: Wine, yeah real.
Speaker 1: Creepy, yeah don't want to know what's going on in
Speaker 1: there if it's not. Wine liam and Greenwith you've been
Speaker 1: inside a super rich person's.
Speaker 19: House good, morning, boys how are?
Speaker 4: We? Well?
Speaker 18: Well?
Speaker 19: Good, Yeah So i've got a client people's homes for.
Speaker 19: Work So i'm a physio and a client have like
Speaker 19: a gold plated, staircase like gold, railing you, know gold all.
Speaker 19: Over and then it headed down to again a wine
Speaker 19: cellar which had like a tasting area and you know
Speaker 19: a little bench top week can trial wines and it
Speaker 19: was it was just. Outrageous.
Speaker 2: Boys WHERE i mean where was region? Wise where are we?
Speaker 19: Talking so The Golden grove? Area so kind all? Right Spring?
Speaker 12: Hill?
Speaker 2: Liam So Spring hill was In Golden glover was very
Speaker 2: much The.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah a lot of bigger houses. THERE i
Speaker 1: was like where? Where, Yeah i'm very. Familiar, good it's nice,
Speaker 1: though because you're still close To Chicken gym there obviously
Speaker 1: The island, Village So Cobbler, creek nice, walks good, Spot.
Speaker 4: Good on Your, liam great. Call thank you very. Much
Speaker 4: tanya In, Ross trevor joins. Us now this is. Exciting, So,
Speaker 4: tanya thirty years ago you actually worked for The, Sheenes
Speaker 4: is that? Right?
Speaker 7: YEAH i worked for them for like twenty. Years, Wow
Speaker 7: so you'd.
Speaker 2: Worked at that place That ben was talking, about that
Speaker 2: the Massive.
Speaker 7: No, No so this was like thirty years ago when
Speaker 7: they had one. Servo originally they built the big house
Speaker 7: On David. Terrace, yeah AND i went in there when
Speaker 7: they just finished it and had indoor swimming pool. Elevator
Speaker 7: like the rooftop was. Flat, yeah so that was.
Speaker 2: Like the swimming pool.
Speaker 4: Elevator flat rooms wasn't even.
Speaker 1: PITCHED i didn't know flat rooms were a sign of.
Speaker 1: Status but it's.
Speaker 2: Interesting this has been a good. One i've enjoyed.
Speaker 1: This but if anyone else has got in the other,
Speaker 1: stories if they've been to anyone's, place and maybe even
Speaker 1: LIKE i like the secret compartment sort of.
Speaker 2: Area.
Speaker 1: Well the great political audio this week was From Barnaby
Speaker 1: joyce screaming at his dog.
Speaker 4: In the middle of a LIVE tv. Interview sorry it's a.
Speaker 2: Dog, yeah thanks for.
Speaker 4: Clarifying i'm glad it was the dog and not. Somebody,
Speaker 4: sorry that was just a small.
Speaker 1: Child so he has come out and done an interview
Speaker 1: to defend the.
Speaker 2: Outburst this is what he.
Speaker 11: Said, well you couldn't hear, it but she was right
Speaker 11: underneath my, feet underneath the deck which is behind, us
Speaker 11: and just. Barking continue like rober wha, wha, wha, wha,
Speaker 11: wha wha what. MAN i couldn't Hear Sarah, ferguson which
Speaker 11: is not a great. Loss AND i couldn't hear the,
Speaker 11: questions And i'm sort of winging, it And Sarah ferguson's
Speaker 11: getting a fair run up and giving me some media chin.
Speaker 11: Music i'm not on the balls of my. Toes i'm
Speaker 11: not playing the good. Shots So i'm getting a little bit.
Speaker 11: Angry Then i'm getting really, angry and THEN i verbally
Speaker 11: assaulted the, dog Which i'm incredibly sorry.
Speaker 1: FOR i did love, That, like you couldn't hear, it
Speaker 1: but it was super loud. Loud that's any one of
Speaker 1: those special. MICROPHONES i can't see being that loud. Anyway,
Speaker 1: whatever if you think you're having a bad. Day you're, like, Oh,
Speaker 1: thursday it's not being the best. Week we'll just spare
Speaker 1: a thought that this, Dude, okay he's been with his
Speaker 1: for five years. NOW i don't know what she's like
Speaker 1: as a. Person she's easy on the eyes, though these beautiful.
Speaker 1: Girls you, know you'd be, thinking, oh there's kind of
Speaker 1: at that stage of their relationship where you'd be getting
Speaker 1: the knee, dirty you, know like maybe you're about to.
Speaker 1: Propose so then what happens is one of the biggest
Speaker 1: superstars in the world slides into young GIRLS. Dms three weeks,
Speaker 1: later she's on a private jet and celebrating him winning
Speaker 1: The World cup. Final what are we witnessing the goal
Speaker 1: of the very highest quality for.
Speaker 13: A young man with the footballing world at his.
Speaker 4: Feet now you'll be forgiven for maybe not knowing yet
Speaker 4: the Name Lemin.
Speaker 1: Lemnaml he was the runner up in The Blond door last,
Speaker 1: year was one Of deballet, one so that means he
Speaker 1: was the second best player in the world last. Year
Speaker 1: he turned nineteen a couple of weeks, ago youngest person
Speaker 1: ever to have won The euros and The World. Cup
Speaker 1: So spain obviously they're the best team In europe and
Speaker 1: then the best.
Speaker 2: Team in the world just.
Speaker 1: Recently so he has also won the league In spain
Speaker 1: With bathalona three.
Speaker 2: Times. Already, wow he's just he's fresh, nineteen he's like
Speaker 2: nineteen by a couple of. Weeks and so.
Speaker 1: This this, girl it was celebrating with him and the
Speaker 1: trophy after and it's doing the rounds in the news
Speaker 1: because there's a photo of literally three weeks before she's
Speaker 1: with her boyfriend of five years and she's, commented love you.
Speaker 1: Babe and it's a very different story, now it's very very.
Speaker 2: NOW i don't know.
Speaker 1: What maybe it was an healthy, relationship but by the,
Speaker 1: looks you, know five, years happy relationship and then, bang
Speaker 1: life comes at your fast leam and your mile slides
Speaker 1: into her dms and then, bang she's on the private.
Speaker 2: Jet she's hanging out with.
Speaker 4: Him lim you were onto the story pretty quick yesterday
Speaker 4: as it was kind of. Breaking you showed him look at.
Speaker 4: THIS i thought it was. FAKE i was, like it's
Speaker 4: a real.
Speaker 2: Thing, unfortunately it's. Unbelievable, yeah it hurts for that. Guy
Speaker 2: thirteen one oh six.' five who'd they leave?
Speaker 9: You?
Speaker 1: For now i'm not expecting it, to be, you know
Speaker 1: defeat A young player Of the, year obviously but it's
Speaker 1: more just, it's, like oh well it was the, you
Speaker 1: know it was, the plumber the guy who came around
Speaker 1: doing some plumbing work of.
Speaker 2: Her HOUSE es, i think you KNOW what, i mean
Speaker 2: just someone.
Speaker 1: Someone unexpected maybe it was, you know your, best friends
Speaker 1: and we're asking who they leave. You for you may
Speaker 1: have seen this in, the news this Couple. In espanol
Speaker 1: we're in a relationship for, five years and three weeks
Speaker 1: ago that all blew Up When, lamina marle the young
Speaker 1: star From the spanish national team just Won The, world
Speaker 1: cup slid INTO the dms of.
Speaker 2: This model she's left the guy and now. They're. Together
Speaker 2: brutal so thirteen one oh, sixty five who'd they leave?
Speaker 2: You For In? SEL's beach what, happened morning Men?
Speaker 5: And liam so this was a story FROM when i
Speaker 5: was a cheerleader back IN the uk working for a professional.
Speaker 5: Soccer team this one of the players was with his
Speaker 5: long term partner for years and years, and years and
Speaker 5: then he decided to break. It up everyone, was, like
Speaker 5: oh that's a, bit strange they've been together for. So
Speaker 5: long but then he got with one of my. Cheerleading
Speaker 5: friends but then we also found out that he was
Speaker 5: also sleeping with one of the, bar staff one of,
Speaker 5: the waitresses someone in admin from. The club so he'd
Speaker 5: been putting himself about. A.
Speaker 2: Bit yeah but at least he was going for.
Speaker 1: Different divisions, you know he's got one of, the mascots
Speaker 1: someone from the canteen' you KNOW what, i mean the grounds.
Speaker 2: Keeping, staff.
Speaker 4: Yep yep, oh man good, On, you charlotte thank you,
Speaker 4: Very much tanya in, morphat vale. Good morning we want
Speaker 4: to know who they leave. You for.
Speaker 9: Good MORNING so i went to a work party and
Speaker 9: a colleague he brought his girl from the along to,
Speaker 9: the party but a, long behold he ducked into the
Speaker 9: toilet for a quickie with. Another colleague the girlfriend found
Speaker 9: out went to the, toilet door was banging on, the
Speaker 9: door and from there all crap hit. The fans.
Speaker 4: Hang on they brought their partner to the, work party
Speaker 4: but then went to the bathroom with.
Speaker 1: Somebody, else, correct correct but like popcorn for, everyone else
Speaker 1: though right awful for the. People INVOLVED but i mean
Speaker 1: that because sometimes work parties can be a. Bit boring
Speaker 1: but if you're just eating some mini, spring rolls, you
Speaker 1: know talking to someone from sales and then all of,
Speaker 1: A sudden oh, my god?
Speaker 2: What's, happening yeah the driver of it all it.
Speaker 9: Was gold it, was gold and then the girlfriend. Stormed
Speaker 9: out he chased after It was it. Was funny.
Speaker 1: THAT'S nuts a great, Story though and if you're if
Speaker 1: you're already in the, bronze here you might even just
Speaker 1: be bumped up. The silver there of the. Loyalty program
Speaker 1: chaz in lonsdown. Joins us now tell us who they.
Speaker 18: A?
Speaker 8: GRID girl i got MARRIED when i was nineteen, years
Speaker 8: old was pregnant with my, third child AND then i
Speaker 8: found out that he was having an affair with a.
Speaker 10: Grid girl.
Speaker 2: One trip to the clips all changed? At all?
Speaker 4: Gee whiz and are they?
Speaker 2: Still?
Speaker 8: Together no that lasted maybe about.
Speaker 17: Three weeks oh, My god well.
Speaker 2: They don't they don't even have jobs. Any more the
Speaker 2: grid girls and allowed to do the grid girl could.
Speaker 4: Be worse could have Been a queensland. Meter maid, yeah,
Speaker 4: true yeah.
Speaker 1: Get, your geese pretty. Sweet deal get yourself out of a.
Speaker 1: Parking ticket did they actually enforce? THE tickets i.
Speaker 2: DON'T know i think.
Speaker 4: IT was i don't know if actually the.
Speaker 2: Gold pants photos.
Speaker 1: OF people i got A photo. I, HAVE yeah i
Speaker 1: MEAN there's i think people around our age like it's that,
Speaker 1: weird thing thinking.
Speaker 2: Probably your mom or dad had to take the photos.
Speaker 1: Of holidays well you go to the clips and, you're
Speaker 1: like your arms are really straight by. Your side you're
Speaker 1: wearing these big flapper, jean, shorts shirt a rip curl
Speaker 1: hat with a shark, tooth necklace like very you don't
Speaker 1: know where.
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Speaker 2: dollars up.
Speaker 1: For grabs with our, secret stain something translucent smith onto
Speaker 1: a pane. Of glass you can see a photo of
Speaker 1: it on the bed and lamb socials pinned to.
Speaker 2: The top there's also been an.
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Speaker 4: Centers for automasters on one Three. Hundred automasters Amy And
Speaker 4: hawick cove's having a guest. This morning how are, You,
Speaker 4: Doing amy?
Speaker 9: I'm?
Speaker 14: Good thanks?
Speaker 4: All right what do you think has made the stain
Speaker 4: on the? GLASS pane i.
Speaker 14: Think it might be the grease From A.
Speaker 2: Lamb, europe, oh now this is A stain i'm.
Speaker 4: Familiar with usually It's in lamb's Bed on.
Speaker 2: Aday, night god how Good is? EUROS meat.
Speaker 5: I?
Speaker 2: Love yours.
Speaker 1: Very good and you're right it would sort of have
Speaker 1: that greasy sort of stained, to it, so obviously not
Speaker 1: that it doesn't really look like there's like tziki, in
Speaker 1: there so that it's more you're meaning like the meat.
Speaker 14: Oil well, you, know hey when you eat the urus
Speaker 14: and all the bits sort of drop.
Speaker 2: Off the bottle, the JUICE and, I thought i.
Speaker 14: Thought maybe you'd like grabbed the the the rab and
Speaker 14: you'd like wiped it with.
Speaker 2: The Wraps, then, lamb.
Speaker 14: Yeah might have dried and, gone.
Speaker 4: YEAH okay I see i see, You, saying amy.
Speaker 2: It's. It is that's a. GOOD guess i. Gotta say
Speaker 2: you're In, lugs north, you reckon you know what.
Speaker 7: It is i'm Happy.
Speaker 9: On, thursday guys love.
Speaker 6: Your show.
Speaker 2: Thank you are you in the Ben And lame? Loyalty
Speaker 2: program i'm.
Speaker 9: NOT sure i love to.
Speaker 1: Think if you're, not sure it probably means. You're not
Speaker 1: but you are now you're In The, bronze tears so
Speaker 1: you don't get, purchase yet but you are looked. Upon
Speaker 1: fondly we'll get you a digital card.
Speaker 12: As well, thank you.
Speaker 4: Good on You're deb, all right what do you think
Speaker 4: our secret?
Speaker 15: Stain, IS okay i think it's, fetter cheese that's.
Speaker 9: My guest.
Speaker 4: Better cheese and why do you? Say, that well it's.
Speaker 6: Made from sheets and, goat milk and it looks kind
Speaker 6: of it's got, this oily.
Speaker 1: Briny, stuff yeah WHEN you i think if you buy,
Speaker 1: it sometimes if you get it in, the packet it's like.
Speaker 1: Less juicy but sometimes people can get it in that
Speaker 1: weird like tub and it's very much floating in its.
Speaker 2: Own juice so you think it's a bit of moist, Fetter.
Speaker 6: JUICE no i, THINK yeah i think it's being smudged onto.
Speaker 2: Picked some of the white.
Speaker 1: Bits out it's more the oily residue of the ties
Speaker 1: into the. AUDIO clue i can certainly see how you,
Speaker 1: got there because.
Speaker 2: It looks like it could.
Speaker 4: Be that are we going For a? Greek FETA because
Speaker 4: i know it does differ. BY region.
Speaker 7: I don't know that makes it, very complicated.
Speaker 2: It does what do you think it does need to?
Speaker 18: Be?
Speaker 12: Specific okay, ALL right i will Say.
Speaker 16: A greek then.
Speaker 4: That's the most fat or is it?
Speaker 2: JUST regular i.
Speaker 14: DON'T know i don't.
Speaker 9: Know about that much that, MUCH technical i.
Speaker 4: Don't know but we'll put you out of. Your misery it's,
Speaker 4: NOT fetter.
Speaker 1: I know but thank you anyway for having, a crack
Speaker 1: and thank you for joining the.
Speaker 2: Loyalty program please try as many times as.
Speaker 4: You'd like we do play again our secret staying worth
Speaker 4: five thousand dollars eight am tomorrow and that is the
Speaker 4: end of. The podcast i'm going to bring in Sty
Speaker 4: Aka belle jackson aka. Rarely here.
Speaker 2: Oh nice of you to. JOIN us i actually forgot
Speaker 2: what you look like a.
Speaker 4: Little bit why it's hard to forget the sty good
Speaker 4: look lots to. GET to i don't actually think we're
Speaker 4: going to be able to get to all of it
Speaker 4: TODAY because I know liam has a prior engagement to
Speaker 4: Get to.
Speaker 1: You, said see you were the one who sent me the.
Speaker 1: Calendar invite you were the one who booked.
Speaker 2: This in it's not. HIS fault i didn't book it
Speaker 2: in for. Ten am such a hard life going to.
Speaker 2: The advertiser, need me, the advertiser they, Need.
Speaker 4: Me the advertiser. Need him now it looks.
Speaker 2: Today straight from radio to. PRINT media i have stage
Speaker 2: on the.
Speaker 4: CUTTING edge i have all.
Speaker 1: My fingers in the, juiciest eyes the pies that are the,
Speaker 1: most succulent the pies that get eaten by the most
Speaker 1: mouths Around.
Speaker 4: The States so liam is a little bit, time POOR
Speaker 4: and i know there's been so much going on in the,
Speaker 4: pod squad which we love. To see we'll do our
Speaker 4: best to get to all of that when we do
Speaker 4: genuinely have time, for. Me though the most pressing business
Speaker 4: Is that belle has graced us with her presence today
Speaker 4: and she said that yesterday it's podcast she listened to
Speaker 4: and she has a lot. Of notes no the show
Speaker 4: we'll go, on, Then.
Speaker 18: Right so have you ever heard the saying if, everyone's
Speaker 18: special no.
Speaker 10: One, is.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's where we've got the.
Speaker 18: Platinum, tier yeah so yesterday and a bit of today's
Speaker 18: show pre, platinum tier you're all.
Speaker 2: Of the freaking. Tea system you think we're giving out too?
Speaker 4: Many golds what are you, Talking about Jason and.
Speaker 18: SILVER'S huh i was listening back to the show yesterday in,
Speaker 18: the PODCAST and i was fuming because as the, card
Speaker 18: master you are not.
Speaker 2: THE master.
Speaker 10: I can't believe that people.
Speaker 4: Called up you're.
Speaker 10: The card clearly.
Speaker 4: You're doins you're your Creature From harry potter for.
Speaker 2: Your creature they're.
Speaker 18: Calling up you didn't even ask them two questions and
Speaker 18: they SAY that i, think silver and, you go, oh
Speaker 18: yeah you can, be silver, or like oh you, know,
Speaker 18: what mate you're a bit nice have.
Speaker 4: A silver i think you.
Speaker 2: Get, it bronze let me, get it let me paint it.
Speaker 2: Real clear bronze.
Speaker 4: Is everyone everyone is everyone who you far you.
Speaker 2: Get bronze you can't anyone get no because you.
Speaker 10: Have to you have to call and make. Yourself known
Speaker 10: that's what.
Speaker 4: You're saying.
Speaker 2: But that's what.
Speaker 10: Was happening and then you guys, were going we're going
Speaker 10: to give. You silver you. Never asked do you follow us?
Speaker 10: On socials have you?
Speaker 2: Come along care? About stuff but so why are? They
Speaker 2: silver then involved with the show in, The past so then.
Speaker 10: Everyone's silver.
Speaker 4: Everyone by, your stand let us. Explain bell everyone. Is
Speaker 4: bronze who gets on. The show you're an, immediate bronze
Speaker 4: doesn't matter you know anything about you your. Immediate bronze
Speaker 4: you're on. The show silver is. Straight away you got
Speaker 4: a good vibe.
Speaker 2: And we like.
Speaker 4: Your energy well then you get promoted.
Speaker 18: To, silver okay so this morning we had a lady on,
Speaker 18: and lovely, lovely lady but you then just randomly gave.
Speaker 1: Her gold who Is, That kirsty Kirsty from she's been
Speaker 1: on a ton. Of times she's been she's followed us
Speaker 1: from the.
Speaker 2: Listening to the.
Speaker 4: Old station.
Speaker 10: She would.
Speaker 1: Be Silver, so bell we we created.
Speaker 2: The system. You can't We are we're the grandfathers of the,
Speaker 2: main frame.
Speaker 10: The master of all, the Cards and i'm the one send.
Speaker 4: Them out i'm you're the disciple of.
Speaker 18: THE cards i keep EVERYONE'S details. I have i'm keeping
Speaker 18: a log.
Speaker 2: Of keeper i'll give.
Speaker 4: You That noah's Noah From. Noah's ark he Built, The
Speaker 4: ark he rounded up all the he found all, the
Speaker 4: woods get all the hard word off of the Word.
Speaker 1: Of god say in, this Situation, we're god your name
Speaker 1: anything to do. With You, You're noah you're building the
Speaker 1: arc and. All that so we have two pairs, of
Speaker 1: listeners as every animal in the world are.
Speaker 10: The, listeners okay so your Gods And.
Speaker 2: I'm noah.
Speaker 10: Es right So what i'm going to Do is i'm
Speaker 10: just going to change.
Speaker 2: The, Ship, okay well we'll.
Speaker 1: Drown you you then all your all your living, beings die?
Speaker 10: Don't THEY if i just choose not To.
Speaker 1: Make actually we can give you. The coronary we could
Speaker 1: just give you a heart attack and he could fall
Speaker 1: off the boat and.
Speaker 10: Going to build the ship.
Speaker 18: For you then, else anyway you don't. Need, it God
Speaker 18: what i'm SAYING is i am appalled with the amount
Speaker 18: of silvers.
Speaker 2: Grounded bed all day and then come in and be
Speaker 2: like the way it Should be.
Speaker 18: Brons is if you call up and, you, SAY yeah
Speaker 18: i listen to the SHOW and i love, you guys.
Speaker 10: That's bronze well.
Speaker 2: Guess what?
Speaker 1: Guess what we have platinum now and no one is
Speaker 1: in it because and changes the, Game instantly and, Guess
Speaker 1: what guess what's going to happen in a month there'll
Speaker 1: be something above, Platinum Probably.
Speaker 4: And belle you're saying if you call up AND say
Speaker 4: i love, the show that. That's bronze so then what,
Speaker 4: you're saying people come on, the show we just don't give.
Speaker 2: Them, anything, no, no no they're.
Speaker 4: All bronze so then what do you give someone who's slightly? Above?
Speaker 4: Bronze silver what's slightly above those someone who has a,
Speaker 4: good vibe good vibe.
Speaker 10: Still, bronze no, It's not yes, it is it's.
Speaker 4: Not improved you needed to be done anys a gatekeepery.
Speaker 2: Around it any, Other, notes yeah we need to Talking About.
Speaker 4: Nathan, noback oh that's one of the many things in the.
Speaker 2: Pod squad sure what he hasn't counterfeit a card? As
Speaker 2: well here's.
Speaker 4: The thing i'll get it Up and i'll read.
Speaker 10: Through it he's done it.
Speaker 4: On purpose my initial impression is he's done it on
Speaker 4: purpose to try and get the first, crumb CARD which
Speaker 4: i don't. THINK where i don't think we feed.
Speaker 2: Into it we don't. Negsiate crumbs should we should we?
Speaker 10: HAVE it i know we're.
Speaker 1: Pressed, Squizzle yeah i'm trying to get it up for
Speaker 1: we haven't also introduced the thought of the crumb tier
Speaker 1: on the radio.
Speaker 2: Show yet we might have to do that at.
Speaker 4: Some, POINT honestly i keep. Saying it but there is
Speaker 4: There's does it feels like there's over a dozen new
Speaker 4: posts of stuff we have. To digest he got, IT
Speaker 4: there i can't get. It here it Is So, nathan
Speaker 4: novak he's taking a screenshot of a, gold card very
Speaker 4: poorly put his own name where your name goes in
Speaker 4: the bottom. LEFT corner i.
Speaker 10: Think He used jander's Gold with he's.
Speaker 4: Then said he posted in The pod squad truly honored
Speaker 4: to be one of the first inducted As A forever
Speaker 4: gold member to shout Out To nathan jender in the
Speaker 4: journey to.
Speaker 18: THIS stage, I mean i think he's because he wants
Speaker 18: to be the first, and crumber but.
Speaker 4: The fraudulent him in, the crum the fraudulent activity is.
Speaker 4: So blatant we haven't Even Got forever gold is, A
Speaker 4: tear That's what.
Speaker 2: I'm saying he.
Speaker 10: Just wants to be. A crumb though that's what.
Speaker 2: We're doing. He will we're not with men.
Speaker 1: Of our word and as as we as we pointed
Speaker 1: out in, this situation We.
Speaker 2: Have god so, to.
Speaker 4: Me it, feels though like someone who's trying to get
Speaker 4: into prison because THEY prefer i don't think.
Speaker 2: We should why don't we just? Honor, it.
Speaker 1: Yeah but you make, one exception then everyone thinks they're
Speaker 1: exempt and they can do whatever they.
Speaker 2: Freaking want it's for.
Speaker 4: The system it's also a great Point from Bell Where
Speaker 4: nathan novak Is a gold like he deserves to Be.
Speaker 4: A gold we haven't got around to giving him. One,
Speaker 4: yet YEAH so i don't think he should be. CRUMB
Speaker 4: realm i think he should if he wants to be,
Speaker 4: crumb realm give. Him, cum no you don't get to
Speaker 4: choose the.
Speaker 2: Crumb realm the crumb realm.
Speaker 4: Chooses you so what?
Speaker 5: Is?
Speaker 10: He then I'm out corner's Gold.
Speaker 4: Can first the fact that he has gone to the
Speaker 4: effort to be the first person to plagiarize the, gold
Speaker 4: card to me makes him a.
Speaker 2: Gold RECKON all i.
Speaker 1: Will SAY all i will say is if if we
Speaker 1: act swiftly crush the where, it lies.
Speaker 2: People will know not to dick. Us around but if we.
Speaker 1: If we just let, this slide then people. Might know
Speaker 1: and then it tears at the very fabric of the.
Speaker 4: Loyalty program another POINT that i will make like is
Speaker 4: making me that as a prolific poster and a great
Speaker 4: listener of. The podcast so if we put him in
Speaker 4: the crumb realm and he's immediately, blacklisted forever if we
Speaker 4: stay true to, our word we can never read another
Speaker 4: post from. HIM again i don't think we.
Speaker 2: WANT that i don't. Want, that well can we, tell
Speaker 2: him you?
Speaker 10: Know what do we just? Demote him he's just silver for.
Speaker 10: A bit because he was he is. Automatically gold so
Speaker 10: do we just demote him to silver for?
Speaker 2: A bit? All right can?
Speaker 1: Climb out just put a line in the. Sand here
Speaker 1: purely this came up before we expected it to. Come
Speaker 1: up we're just going to we are going to. See
Speaker 1: it as MUCH as i don't, Like it we're just
Speaker 1: going to see this as, a silly. Practical joke it's.
Speaker 1: Playful fun it's a meme in a group amongst. Close
Speaker 1: friends it's a meme rather than.
Speaker 2: A act. Of terrorism Towards the Ben and lamb.
Speaker 1: Loyalty program, moving forward people will be moving Into. The
Speaker 1: crumeraud but on this, one occasion we're going to take
Speaker 1: it as a, funny joke One Of nathan novak's many,
Speaker 1: funny memes.
Speaker 2: Which he has been doing for. Many years he'll be awarded.
Speaker 4: GOLD instantly i see IT as. I agree i see
Speaker 4: it As essentially god has noticed that there is a
Speaker 4: giraffe on the, arc who's, you know maybe eating the
Speaker 4: line's share of, the food and the gods, have, GONE
Speaker 4: well i can't kick the giraffe off because we need.
Speaker 4: The giraffe everyone, loves giraffes so that'd be silly to
Speaker 4: get rid of. The giraffe so we're going to ignore
Speaker 4: that you've eaten too much of, the food and we'll
Speaker 4: give you a.
Speaker 2: Second chance we are Also forgiving god's, gold gold not
Speaker 2: down to.
Speaker 4: Silver thread we'll get him a real, gold card.
Speaker 18: All Right So, nathan novak you will be issued a
Speaker 18: gold card Today.
Speaker 10: Because, i'm back and YOU know i wasn't here to,
Speaker 10: say so no one got.
Speaker 5: THEIR cards.
Speaker 10: I will be issuing the last forty eight hours of. Cards.
Speaker 1: Today cards this is this why you just don't want
Speaker 1: to send?
Speaker 2: Everyone cards is that? Why?
Speaker 14: You now do we Want?
Speaker 18: To? Ben yes do we want to do we have
Speaker 18: to have everybody on the pod who we award OR
Speaker 18: can i just can we just reel off.
Speaker 2: Some pods it's actually a.
Speaker 10: Good point there are so, many people.
Speaker 1: There are so Many pods god people that just need to,
Speaker 1: Well whatever we'll just give.
Speaker 2: THEM that i think we.
Speaker 4: All Know, THERE'S yeah i don't think you have to
Speaker 4: have been on the pod or the radio show to receive.
Speaker 4: The card you can just if we know you, your
Speaker 4: Ravins your nathan.
Speaker 10: No gold no, back Gold ben.
Speaker 4: Eddie, gold yeah actually ON actually.
Speaker 2: I said i.
Speaker 1: Said that literally every person who came to this Own In.
Speaker 1: Hall gold yes we did. Say that we didn't, say
Speaker 1: that so that's.
Speaker 10: Already, INTEREST yes i don't need to go. Through.
Speaker 4: THAT liam i don't think you've seen in. This Yet,
Speaker 4: but arvin as, we know the king of the. Video,
Speaker 4: meme yes he has done an all. TIME post i
Speaker 4: love it. SO much i, actually, commented say this is
Speaker 4: your best.
Speaker 2: Work yet is that about new people coming into the, Pods, squad.
Speaker 4: No it's he's done The The christian bale Movie Where
Speaker 4: american psycho where they're gliding the business cards across, just
Speaker 4: yeah it's. So good i'm not going to play it
Speaker 4: out loud because it's visions just like eggshell. Raised lettering
Speaker 4: that's the face. The, classic yeah and it starts off
Speaker 4: With a hamishandy loyalty card gets a. Little across then
Speaker 4: It's a commonwealth private card gets.
Speaker 2: Lit across that don't actually is?
Speaker 3: The?
Speaker 4: Amount yeah what's the? Third one is the? Third one
Speaker 4: it's then it's, a silver it's A silver.
Speaker 10: Ben and leam.
Speaker 2: Loyalty to and the, fourth.
Speaker 4: One the one that they all freak, out about is the,
Speaker 4: gold card which should now be updated to. A platinum
Speaker 4: but Very, good ivan, Well done Thank.
Speaker 2: You ivan that. Sounds fun.
Speaker 18: That's brilliant so, oh yeah you guys did. Call it,
Speaker 18: but yes there is that now the platinum, as well
Speaker 18: which is.
Speaker 1: Very exciting, it's exciting it's exciting and very nice for
Speaker 1: you to give out your phone number, to everyone.
Speaker 4: Very kind please if, you do if you Do get
Speaker 4: bell's phone Number, in platinum just, be respectful don't.
Speaker 2: Abuse it but as, we said prety for seven whenever.
Speaker 18: You, NEED yeah, i mean it was funny because you
Speaker 18: guys were having fun this morning on air, being like
Speaker 18: You get bell and, you.
Speaker 10: Know produces great because they do stuff.
Speaker 18: For YOU and i, was like YOU know i, really do,
Speaker 18: because yeah well YOU know i do stuff for you outside,
Speaker 18: of WORK and i guess that is also what a.
Speaker 18: Producer does, so yeah please if you do have, my,
Speaker 18: NUMBER sure i feel.
Speaker 1: LIKE that i Feel like ben abuses the producer system
Speaker 1: MORE than i do in. What way but while apart
Speaker 1: from the LAST favor I asked bell to outside of
Speaker 1: work hours would have, been oh, actually no that's actually.
Speaker 2: NOT true i don't know.
Speaker 1: LAST one i remember the, last one, BUT no i
Speaker 1: was just gonna say purely for, THE cats i haven't
Speaker 1: cashed one in the outside of one.
Speaker 4: LAST year i thither you're going to say the top of. Work,
Speaker 4: CONTAINER yeah.
Speaker 1: I also did drop off, Well yes ben, also yes so,
Speaker 1: that yeah that's two for.
Speaker 4: The year in, my defense in, My defense so when
Speaker 4: we Had the estonian podcast party At The, ESTONIAN hall
Speaker 4: i got given some leftover gluten free Cakes from jess
Speaker 4: and then she hit. Us, up incredible we're talking about in.
Speaker 4: The podcast i've got top of.
Speaker 5: Work.
Speaker 4: Container now she hit me up, and, said hey my
Speaker 4: partner can come and get it from work, OR like i,
Speaker 4: live here and she gave me. The address and then
Speaker 4: it was just before we left to. GO overseas i didn't,
Speaker 4: have time AND so i left the container next to
Speaker 4: the cat bowls OUTSIDE and, i, Said, hey bill when
Speaker 4: you fill up the, CAT food i know that you
Speaker 4: live in the Suburb that jess. Lives in can you
Speaker 4: pop past the house please and drop?
Speaker 5: It?
Speaker 10: Off YEAH so i, Did.
Speaker 2: That tea.
Speaker 10: IT'S fine i.
Speaker 4: APPRECIATE it i do. Appreciate.
Speaker 1: It yeah the last thing you did like for me accounting. Bus,
Speaker 1: monitors no.
Speaker 2: That was the ONE that i. WAS thinking i, was,
Speaker 2: Like yeah i've known anything since being the bus monitor of.
Speaker 1: My wedding but you did do some sewing work for
Speaker 1: one of, my Costumes D austin. Powers COSTUME but i
Speaker 1: wanted To put velkra on the INSIDE so i could
Speaker 1: rip the shirt and pants OFF so.
Speaker 2: I could dance for my wife also, in that which was.
Speaker 4: Very nice in my defense, as WELL what i would
Speaker 4: also say is it's more of a friendship than a.
Speaker 4: Working relationship, BECAUSE bell i gave you all my boxes.
Speaker 2: To move that is.
Speaker 4: Also true, you know what goes around. COMES around i
Speaker 4: did give you all.
Speaker 18: MY well, i say my mine and my brother's. Gaming,
Speaker 18: consoles yeah you.
Speaker 4: Almost forced that upon me THAT because, I said i, was,
Speaker 4: LIKE honestly, i, SAID honestly i do Not have you,
Speaker 4: Were like i'd rather someone has it and looks.
Speaker 10: AFTER you i, Want them i'll take.
Speaker 4: Them, back no you can't play, that CARD because i
Speaker 4: remember at, THE time i was so ADAMANT that i
Speaker 4: did not have to. TAKE them i, was, like, HONESTLY
Speaker 4: no i don't, need these and you no? Take them?
Speaker 4: Take THEM and i, was, like okay if you want.
Speaker 4: Me to AND then i took. THEM home i cleaned.
Speaker 4: THEM up i actually scrubbed them. MY hands i strugged
Speaker 4: them and.
Speaker 2: Cleaned them these fingers do look a little coarse down
Speaker 2: from all that. Scrubbing NOW but.
Speaker 4: I just don't like that you've given them. To me
Speaker 4: and then, YOU'RE like i gave you.
Speaker 10: Those, THINGS no i was just thinking about THINGS that i.
Speaker 2: DON'T know i, get it you're just trying to run.
Speaker 18: RUN back i think the biggest thing Is that ben
Speaker 18: does USE the f word.
Speaker 2: Friend word, THAT well i take.
Speaker 11: That, back.
Speaker 4: Also one THING that i think is worth pointing, out
Speaker 4: IS and i think we said this in the, last
Speaker 4: episode but because now we're mentioning the pod squad a
Speaker 4: little bit more on the, radio show there has been
Speaker 4: a small influx of, new members and there's this, will
Speaker 4: sorry there's this weird combination of people who don't Understand
Speaker 4: the Ben and lamb podcast world joining. The world and
Speaker 4: then there's all the usual suspects who we know and
Speaker 4: love who, are posting and then the new members, are
Speaker 4: posting and a lot of People what's it's kind of like.
Speaker 2: A bit, of friction perhaps some.
Speaker 4: Small, friction spotfires and that's, the thing and this is
Speaker 4: this is any misunderstanding anything.
Speaker 1: With growth you're always going, to get, you know as,
Speaker 1: you said spotfires that pop up, Right now i'm famously
Speaker 1: not across the pod squad as much as my two
Speaker 1: friends and.
Speaker 2: Colleagues here, but, yes yes, but yeah what do we what?
Speaker 6: Do?
Speaker 2: We we can we talk about the when people are arguing, or.
Speaker 4: Yeah there was just not. Really arguing there was more
Speaker 4: just like so the main one was correcting.
Speaker 2: More Corrected so amy.
Speaker 4: Did a Bit of amy did a post last week
Speaker 4: sorry sorry yesterday AND said i made you a. Parody
Speaker 4: Song surely i'll.
Speaker 2: Quite remember gold one that. Was incredible and THEN.
Speaker 4: T, l said let's. HEAR it i think she just
Speaker 4: thought that she'd made one and we hadn't heard. IT yet,
Speaker 4: i see, but yeah And then, amy explained, and no
Speaker 4: it was on the pod a few. Years back And,
Speaker 4: then ryan who's one hundred percent of gold card, worthy listener,
Speaker 4: HE said i mean with the like kind of sweaty.
Speaker 4: Smiley Face, obviously ryan if you, didn't know he came
Speaker 4: To The stonian hall and he in front, of everybody
Speaker 4: we played his, parody songs so let's.
Speaker 2: Just be crumb and then so, HE said, I.
Speaker 4: Mean And, THEN amy i don't think Knew what ryan was,
Speaker 4: talking about, and, said yes what do, you.
Speaker 2: Mean okay said And.
Speaker 4: Then ryan And then RYAN realized i think that his
Speaker 4: tone wasn't picked, up correctly and, he said. IT'S fine
Speaker 4: i wrote one for. Them recently i'm interested. In yours
Speaker 4: was it on the podcast when?
Speaker 1: It WAS but i didn't know the, particular episode but, It,
Speaker 1: was yeah It.
Speaker 18: Was christmas it was, The, Party Oh, Amy's, amy, Yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 18: Christmas yeah.
Speaker 2: Ryan's was the.
Speaker 4: Pod, party yeah THERE'S no i wouldn't. Say spotfires i'd
Speaker 4: say there's more just a little bit of a.
Speaker 18: Few misunderstandings the new kids have come into, the playground
Speaker 18: the kids who have been playing there for.
Speaker 1: A while the year systems are going to. Cause friction
Speaker 1: people be clamoring over. Each other, you know when everything
Speaker 1: was equal once upon. A time it's not that.
Speaker 2: WAY anymore i do have a, Question though.
Speaker 1: And, you know some people say divide, and conquer but, others,
Speaker 1: say look this, is capitalism this is how. It works
Speaker 1: we or, our religion, you know like we talked about
Speaker 1: the scientology.
Speaker 2: TYPE thing, i mean it'd be nice to move podcasters
Speaker 2: up to a.
Speaker 1: Certain echelon perhaps one DAY now i don't want to
Speaker 1: get too far ahead, of myself but, one day perhaps
Speaker 1: there is secret tears that are completely, entirely secret, translucent
Speaker 1: cards and it's more of a cards.
Speaker 4: Of secret you came and.
Speaker 2: See it it's a, code system it's a. Secret word
Speaker 2: it's a.
Speaker 4: Secret, Language, perhaps yeah and look kind of like and.
Speaker 2: Of which and of which there is one, true rule
Speaker 2: and that is of COURSE better.
Speaker 4: I got there is like an area fifty one of
Speaker 4: kiss one or. Two three there's like a developmental area
Speaker 4: where no one's allowed to Except for LAM. And i
Speaker 4: and there are a couple.
Speaker 2: Of secret years in. The world there's, a yeah just so,
Speaker 2: you know so just keep, working hard keep getting involved with,
Speaker 2: the show. Keep dreaming who knows where it.
Speaker 1: COULD lead i also like the idea of obviously there's,
Speaker 1: You know platinum is people of your Phone, number bell
Speaker 1: but perhaps if there's another, You know platinum Two Or,
Speaker 1: platinum diamond PLUSH or i, don't know perhaps your addresses
Speaker 1: in that so people considered letters, as well if they,
Speaker 1: need series and maybe.
Speaker 2: Maybe they get.
Speaker 1: Your, number no that's pretty, high up that's that's pretty
Speaker 1: it'll it will be given out at, Some point. I'm
Speaker 1: SURE but i also like the idea of there's, you
Speaker 1: know and maybe we start building a clubhouse on a.
Speaker 1: Secret location, and okay so what what but only people
Speaker 1: get from A, certain yeah well. That's IT and i
Speaker 1: like the idea of robes at some point.
Speaker 18: Named Yourselves, as god and you said we should all
Speaker 18: go and.
Speaker 10: Live somewhere i'm.
Speaker 4: Sure all start off here at, some point you KNOW what? I,
Speaker 4: mean hey the, Kool aid i'm sure it. Tastes, great
Speaker 4: hey don't joke.
Speaker 10: About that.
Speaker 2: That's sad it happened. Pretty long it was a. WHILE
Speaker 2: ago i think it doesn't mean it's.
Speaker 10: Not sad.
Speaker 4: It's sad, Of course daniel posted as, well Yesterday so
Speaker 4: i'm not going to count this because it was before
Speaker 4: we officially, announced it so it. Doesn't Count but daniel
Speaker 4: did say.
Speaker 1: Shotgun platinum, Sorry, mate yeah that would have been great
Speaker 1: if it. Was today but we're quashing, that now well
Speaker 1: officially quashed at nine Forty.
Speaker 2: One, july no but we.
Speaker 4: Just qushed, it there washed because he's He shotgun he
Speaker 4: did he did.
Speaker 2: It, early, yeah ye.
Speaker 10: Someone, SHOTGUNS now i just.
Speaker 4: Quashed it, You, CAN'T no i quashed. The, notion okay
Speaker 4: there's no shotgunning. Platinum, here yes of course You Are robe.
Speaker 4: Tiers seven Oh, my.
Speaker 2: God in, which case of course, you're, good yes but that's.
Speaker 18: What Team give beck on air, This Morning Silver Silver,
Speaker 18: beck moore who does the feeling Show for burge at,
Speaker 18: The moment.
Speaker 10: So like what about like our.
Speaker 1: Wider, TEAM well i also think if you're on, the
Speaker 1: team you're almost like you're not in the.
Speaker 2: Tear system you're a part of The cool.
Speaker 4: You get like a white tear or.
Speaker 1: Something like it's kind of, like so so My Friend,
Speaker 1: jordan adaity who you guys met was at. The wedding
Speaker 1: he when he was playing he plays semi, professionally now
Speaker 1: but when he was, playing professionally he would get this
Speaker 1: in all players would get it if you played PROFESSIONALLY,
Speaker 1: in fifa like if You Played ultimate team where.
Speaker 2: It's like oh, my god there's, you Know the ronaldo.
Speaker 1: Card, in this or if you were the actual player
Speaker 1: because you're in, the game you your card is, ninety,
Speaker 1: nine everything like you have full, power everything.
Speaker 2: And it would be like a special teal sort.
Speaker 1: Of colors but it'd also be a way of identifying Like,
Speaker 1: dereg gozotto who's obviously he's passed Away now, liverpool player
Speaker 1: but he was like A big, fc guy like he
Speaker 1: would play, a lot and people would always put videos
Speaker 1: of oh, My god i'm, playing him because as you
Speaker 1: would go into, the game it's that it was like
Speaker 1: one of. A TIME so i almost feel like that sort.
Speaker 1: Of thing it's like it's just hard to identify. You,
Speaker 1: teal yeah maybe it's just, SO yeah i, don't know
Speaker 1: it's just it's, you know we're not necessarily cashing in
Speaker 1: the perks because we.
Speaker 2: Were just a part of. THE machine i suppose.
Speaker 4: The last one before, we Wrap, because liam you do
Speaker 4: have to.
Speaker 2: Go print media.
Speaker 4: Needs me there was ONE that. I enjoyed one more
Speaker 4: post in the. Pod squad i'll Read Out joel moore,
Speaker 4: who said as a person who's been listening since they talking,
Speaker 4: to us since they Started ON triple j and only
Speaker 4: ever responded. To Posts but i've never posted in the
Speaker 4: pod squad, until now what level CARD will? I have
Speaker 4: AND then, i SAID Am i Ben, or liam which
Speaker 4: to which some people. Commented On, BUT joel i, would
Speaker 4: say you're a. GOLD mate i think that's, Gold man
Speaker 4: you're gold that. MANY years I think. Bell disagrees but
Speaker 4: of course.
Speaker 2: You have to get past. The cardtrol she'll ask you.
Speaker 2: Three questions master. Control creature if you be, getting gold
Speaker 2: answer me these. Three Questions what williams?
Speaker 4: Middle name do you think the sty is your inner troll?
Speaker 4: Manifesting itself if.
Speaker 2: Everyone the sty, goes down then you'll, be, like oh
Speaker 2: so they're. Totally gold they've been listening to.
Speaker 10: Pretty much is the velocity of A.
Speaker 2: Swallow european.
Speaker 18: I'm, JUST saying i feel like you've just inducted everyone from.
Speaker 2: Silver up just.
Speaker 4: Hop on enjoy.
Speaker 18: The, ride, yeah okay have fun doing YOUR little I am.
Speaker 10: Liam piece, all right goodbye to.
Speaker 4: All that gold.
Speaker 5: TO you.
Speaker 2: I hope they're run. With that just like a photo
Speaker 2: me like a hat or something over half.
Speaker 4: My we should do a Little quick can someone make
Speaker 4: a quick name for The? Pod squad and It's The
Speaker 4: infinity gauntlet with all the, different tiers that would be
Speaker 4: cool cards as. THE jewels i don't. Understand that And
Speaker 4: then LIAM and i are of course faring wearing. THE
Speaker 4: cornlets i would like to see that fine.
Speaker 11: It myself.
Speaker 1: Would actually be cool to award some Of The infinity
Speaker 1: gauntlet if someone like person started as bronze and worked
Speaker 1: their way through. The system because most people start, higher
Speaker 1: obviously it's a, you know it's annoying because you're kind
Speaker 1: of rewarding someone who's. Been less but, you know they
Speaker 1: would be cool for the first person to run the whole.
Speaker 4: Way through it was only, four tiers so to get
Speaker 4: the fifth is kind.
Speaker 1: Of like you have to get The new It's LIKE
Speaker 1: jamie vardi like, starting that like being oh, my god
Speaker 1: he went through like five leagues in like.
Speaker 2: Eight years it's kind of like that would be cool
Speaker 2: to see someone. Do that but that would.
Speaker 10: Be remarkable anything you've said for the past, two, minutes.
Speaker 2: Fine fine ourselves.
Speaker 4: TIES in niceg Of the GOD.
Speaker 2: Now, g yeah famous Is. Essentially god if If, you're
Speaker 2: GOD Am? I, jesus No you're.
Speaker 4: NOAH disciple i Feel like I'm. Probably jesus we know
Speaker 4: it works for you because you're.
Speaker 10: Like, animals yeah but if you Guys, Are god i'm.
Speaker 2: Also, Here well jesus Is, a god? Isn't he, You
Speaker 2: know jesus the Son?
Speaker 4: Of god, real, man okays.
Speaker 2: He is the Son. Of, god yeah after you.
Speaker 4: Come out of, the cave which is for, three days.
Speaker 2: Roll the, rock aside isn't?
Speaker 1: It funny, i'm like not like we're particularly, religious PEOPLE
Speaker 1: but i suppose purely from. Our, Schooling yes BELL and
Speaker 1: i would. BE around i mean you would have picked.
Speaker 1: THINGS up i didn't do, it voluntarily, but yeah we
Speaker 1: actually had to learn. This STUFF like I always i
Speaker 1: want then to give us a religious quiz, like surprise
Speaker 1: like a.
Speaker 2: Pop quiz at.
Speaker 10: Some points The, HAIL mary i could.
Speaker 2: Do that see that's that's more Of a, Catholic thing
Speaker 2: like we didn't. Do, That Yeah.
Speaker 4: Hail Mary hail mary to me is when you throw
Speaker 4: a half.
Speaker 2: Course shop.
Speaker 8: That's.
Speaker 10: So funny now we had fool like god songs like
Speaker 10: we had.
Speaker 2: Those two what do? We have no killer but. Push
Speaker 2: me revenge is the sweetest thing next to getting. Platinum
Speaker 2: cards i'm gonna. Go print media. Needs me bah blah.
Speaker 4: Bla blah yeah