WEBVTT - #53: Jenna in a Coffin

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<v Speaker 1>People do some weird shit. Hell, I'm Tracy Grimshaw.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to a parent affair tonight. We're coming to you

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<v Speaker 2>from my bedroom.

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<v Speaker 1>Some the feelings makable since than others.

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<v Speaker 3>Hitches Trading gymnast One Commodore Games Gold in nineteen ninety

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<v Speaker 3>that his performance on the pommel Horse India Marcus, grow up.

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<v Speaker 1>Bless yourself for observations you didn't ask for.

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<v Speaker 4>You are a cheap tramp and a filthy liar.

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<v Speaker 3>This is.

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<v Speaker 1>Just I'm still to play a couple of mitches. Reckon.

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<v Speaker 5>We should include Jenna's name in the opener.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell about a compromise. We'll say your name, but it's

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<v Speaker 1>said in the simlish drap luby perfect. Now he is

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<v Speaker 1>mixture and yes for the final time. It's twenty twenty.

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<v Speaker 2>I know.

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<v Speaker 5>Hi, guys, welcome.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm a bit sad about this, me too, Actually, are

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<v Speaker 6>you no?

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<v Speaker 5>You're looking forward to break?

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<v Speaker 1>Aren't you so in need of arrest? I justn't want

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<v Speaker 1>to nab and eat and just watch the Mandalorian and

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<v Speaker 1>not have to worry about anything.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, that'll be good.

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<v Speaker 1>Genese.

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<v Speaker 5>Hi, Jenna, Hi, our third wheel. Of course she's here.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a big show for Jenna, first, though, I think

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<v Speaker 1>you should address it. Here's our Christmas episode. It is.

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<v Speaker 6>I've decked the place out looking at and studio, not

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<v Speaker 6>that anyone listens and see that.

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<v Speaker 1>No, Jenna, don't stand up too quick. You'll get a

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<v Speaker 1>babble the face. But the studio is beautiful, the screens

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<v Speaker 1>and ice. We're all feeling festive.

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<v Speaker 6>And you know what our tradition has become every time

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<v Speaker 6>we have just something slightly celebratory on that podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Excuse me to reach into my baby standing up. I

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<v Speaker 1>love this episode.

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<v Speaker 5>It's always so much fo It's going to be a

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<v Speaker 5>loose one. I can feel it.

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<v Speaker 1>Sparkling.

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<v Speaker 5>Rose, I'm a bit scared. Can you open it?

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<v Speaker 1>Of course you're Delda Goodrum and I were in here

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<v Speaker 1>getting drunk last week. It's just the theme of the year.

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<v Speaker 6>I've got some glasses over here, so make sure you

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<v Speaker 6>guys polish off your wine because you're going to need

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<v Speaker 6>those glasses again later on.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh why, because I'm doing TikTok school with you. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>so obviously we're heading on holidays.

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<v Speaker 6>And usually when I'm bored, if I'm not creating a podcast,

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<v Speaker 6>I just find something else to create. I end up

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<v Speaker 6>making a lot of boring, embarrassing TikTok. So I'm going

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<v Speaker 6>to teach you some things, so hopefully you get on

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<v Speaker 6>board too. I feel like you've got to You've got

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<v Speaker 6>to get on board the TikTok train.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you've been nagging me, Jenna every day. It's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>film TikTok, you should do this, sends me them. You'd

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<v Speaker 1>be great at this trend.

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<v Speaker 5>It's just too lazy.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, they're always doing a back arch or a dance

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<v Speaker 1>or a flipp the vertebrate.

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<v Speaker 5>Well wait till later in the show. TikTok School is

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<v Speaker 5>going to be fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'm excited for that. Merry Christmas.

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<v Speaker 5>We're also going to be revealing our experiment that we've

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<v Speaker 5>been doing on you, Yes, you dear listener, Yeah, little

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<v Speaker 5>mice on that show.

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<v Speaker 1>We've been conducting an experiment on you guys listening, Yeah

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<v Speaker 1>you Kathy for the last and how long, like what

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<v Speaker 1>three weeks?

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<v Speaker 5>Three or four weeks? So a month or so. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>some people have cottoned on, yes, so I'm not a majority.

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<v Speaker 5>Well that's yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>We've ended the experiment once people figured it out, but

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<v Speaker 6>it took them longer than I would have liked. So

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<v Speaker 6>I'll reveal the results later on and explain everything, but

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<v Speaker 6>just put it this way. I'm not impressed, not happy

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<v Speaker 6>with the results at all, very disappointed in our listeners.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh okay, God, Merry Christmas.

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<v Speaker 5>Merry Christmas.

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<v Speaker 1>He asked me. The glasses, thank you. One of them

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<v Speaker 1>is Chip. Oh no, got a whole body day of

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<v Speaker 1>work ahead of me.

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<v Speaker 5>Now, who wants to go first with the gift exchanging?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? Now, this has become a bit of a tradition,

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<v Speaker 1>it has. I started it last year. I gave Jenna

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<v Speaker 1>Sylvia the blood fish.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>By the by the way, Jenna, about that, we did

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<v Speaker 6>ask your mum permission to get you another pet, and

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<v Speaker 6>she said absolutely not so we would have loved We

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<v Speaker 6>were going to get your budget.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna get your pet, Budgy. It's going to be

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<v Speaker 1>in a brown box with holes in it, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was going to pass it over to you and you

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<v Speaker 1>would have loved it, but your mum said no. She

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<v Speaker 1>also says something else that's very interesting me. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>want to read out the message about Sylah?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, Jenna, she said, Look, Mitchell, Jenna is an animal lover.

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<v Speaker 6>You know how dev say that? She was when that

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<v Speaker 6>fish died died.

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<v Speaker 5>It was two weeks ago, and you've neglected to tell us.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, Jitter, we would have done an extra episode.

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<v Speaker 5>No, because I'm just very depressed about it.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, Sylvia might not have gotten the dignified send off.

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<v Speaker 6>The Jenna's got a funeral today. Do you guys remember,

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<v Speaker 6>Do you guys remember recently we were talking about places

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<v Speaker 6>we can send Jenna as a roving reporter, and as

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<v Speaker 6>a joke, we said, oh, let's make her do a

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<v Speaker 6>show from a coffin.

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<v Speaker 5>And she was down.

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<v Speaker 1>No, she jumped at the offer.

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<v Speaker 5>This is a classic case of an inside joke gone

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<v Speaker 5>too far.

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<v Speaker 6>Even I myself don't falling back the idea, even though

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<v Speaker 6>there's a coffin behind me in studio. Right now, it's

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<v Speaker 6>actually happening. Now, it's fine, guys, putting Jenna in her coffin.

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<v Speaker 5>Should I do the gifts first?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it feels a bit. We'll put Jenna in the coffin.

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<v Speaker 1>She can get a gift in the coffin.

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<v Speaker 5>I give it before the coffin.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, all right, coffin's on. Hold back to Christmas. Geez,

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<v Speaker 1>the diversity and range of this show, I know, I

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<v Speaker 1>think we brush show over the death of Sylvia. The

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<v Speaker 1>show pet too quickly, but let's address that in twenty

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<v Speaker 1>twenty one. Okay, let's do presents one issue. I left

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<v Speaker 1>mine at home. Oh yeah, in the rush of picking

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<v Speaker 1>up the coffin, I accidentally left them under the tree.

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<v Speaker 1>So you'll have to get them probably next year.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh that's bullshit. You don't have a gift.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, I don't think we should even dedicate time on

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<v Speaker 6>the show to a gift exchange if it's not going

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<v Speaker 6>both ways.

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<v Speaker 5>If I'm getting mine in private, so are you No,

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<v Speaker 5>you've gotten there?

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<v Speaker 1>I can see it.

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<v Speaker 3>Just do it.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I do have it here, but you're not getting it.

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<v Speaker 1>I picked up the coffin. That was my gift to

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<v Speaker 1>the show. It took me two hours. And guys, there

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<v Speaker 1>was a Morgan there. It's a funeral home. I walked in.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, well, you've got your other and on.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, that's a fridge full of corpses.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, where did you think you were going?

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe they just stopped coffins.

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<v Speaker 5>We do have to Sorry, this feels very off, but

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<v Speaker 5>we do have to fulfill our end of the bargain.

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<v Speaker 1>Very very helpful and that went above and beyond. I

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<v Speaker 1>have to say thank you so much to.

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<v Speaker 5>Them, beautiful coffin before we chuck her in the coffin.

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<v Speaker 5>She'll be there the rest of the show. I may

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<v Speaker 5>as well give your gifts. I'm furious. I'm furious that

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<v Speaker 5>I didn't get one.

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<v Speaker 4>You have one.

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<v Speaker 1>It's sitting under my tree. I have you two gifts

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<v Speaker 1>from two different shops.

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<v Speaker 5>That's yours.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 6>I was thinking I could give Jennier gift but not

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<v Speaker 6>yours as payback. But they're the same thing, so you

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<v Speaker 6>then know what your gifting.

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<v Speaker 1>This is very heavy. Look you can almost feel that

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<v Speaker 1>what is.

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<v Speaker 5>Look at me empty handed?

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<v Speaker 1>No, you've got got the gift.

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<v Speaker 5>You've got the JS blees you aren't you? Goody?

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<v Speaker 8>I open this, we'll get presence for.

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<v Speaker 5>Both of you.

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<v Speaker 1>Look like a right royal title, you do, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>do have gifts.

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<v Speaker 5>You look like a real prick of a thing. Mary Chris,

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<v Speaker 5>she's got Jenny.

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<v Speaker 3>You go?

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<v Speaker 8>Does that tell your name on it?

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<v Speaker 5>It's the same name?

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<v Speaker 8>No, no, no, what Actually it's the same Mitch, but

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<v Speaker 8>the exact same thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's open mitches first. You've already looked in. What do

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<v Speaker 1>you want to do?

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<v Speaker 5>This is all over the shop.

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<v Speaker 1>That's fine, it's final show that your will.

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<v Speaker 5>Even Jane's present in a nice blue bag. Oh cute,

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<v Speaker 5>a framed photo. Very persumptuous that I would want to

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<v Speaker 5>display that in my hunt.

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<v Speaker 1>She's given us a bag of Starbucks House Blend coffee.

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<v Speaker 5>Nice.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, no, haven't you been to reception in

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<v Speaker 1>the Kiss building yet? This was left over stock from

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<v Speaker 1>the w s F M roadies.

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<v Speaker 8>Are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 1>They gave these out as gifts to the street team,

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<v Speaker 1>and she's just got one from reception. She didn't pay

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<v Speaker 1>for this, that was just the extra thing. Okay, so

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<v Speaker 1>you just threw this in because you found it a reception.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, because it's a nice thing.

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<v Speaker 5>Starbucks, what a scab o. Look the stuff I bought

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<v Speaker 5>and he drove so far for your coffin. He didn't

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<v Speaker 5>get anything else. Okay. So the other thing is are

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<v Speaker 5>you dumber than a box of rocks? Trivia race?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 8>Just a fun trivia game?

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<v Speaker 1>You really know me? Yep? Are you dumber than the box?

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<v Speaker 5>How does it work? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>So you draw a card, pick a category, shake the

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<v Speaker 1>box and open the top. Who was the correct answer?

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<v Speaker 1>You are the rocks?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, thank you, Jenny, it's very thoughtful. I'm glad when

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<v Speaker 5>you saw dumb rocks you thought of us. Yes, I did.

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<v Speaker 5>That's flattering I did.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank youtiful Mitchell. Open yours now? Ye, which is very

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<v Speaker 1>Is yours heavy? Jenny?

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<v Speaker 8>Are they the same thing that's open?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? I'm excited.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually thought, Oh I love it?

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<v Speaker 6>You know how I You know how I swear by

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<v Speaker 6>my lavender eye pillow. I'm always having naps with that

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<v Speaker 6>little purple thing across my eyes. Well, I got in

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<v Speaker 6>touch with Rustic Lavender Farm, who do orders over Facebook,

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<v Speaker 6>Who've got a Facebook store, and I got you guys

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<v Speaker 6>some there's a little sleep barm with it too, and

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<v Speaker 6>a candle.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you not pay for this was his contract? No,

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<v Speaker 1>one wasn't contract. I got in touch and then there

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<v Speaker 1>was a credit line.

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<v Speaker 5>Well no, I got in touch with them because I

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<v Speaker 5>had to buy it on their store.

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<v Speaker 1>Helps you saw puffy eyes? Yes, computer strain.

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<v Speaker 8>I've always wanted to.

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<v Speaker 5>Before you put it on, you have to crush it

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<v Speaker 5>in your hand to make the lavender. Oh, give it

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<v Speaker 5>a whiff.

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<v Speaker 1>Love it so much?

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<v Speaker 6>Where?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, it's like I'm in a glasshouse store,

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<v Speaker 1>isn't it. And I guess by the time you fall

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<v Speaker 1>asleep it can slide off because you're asleep. It doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, exactly, that's that's what I do.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, it it's very pungent. Has you also

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<v Speaker 1>lost any of the lavender smell?

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<v Speaker 5>They told me the last years and years?

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<v Speaker 3>Now?

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<v Speaker 1>What's wrapped in this little plastic? Is it a gram

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<v Speaker 1>of cocaine?

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<v Speaker 5>That's the sleeping didn't you read it? I've caught it,

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<v Speaker 5>my nappack. I put a little explanation, Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Rusty farm in book book, Mitchell. That is absolutely lovely.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, you're welcome.

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<v Speaker 1>I adore it. You'll love it.

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<v Speaker 6>I know that you're heading off on holiday, so you're

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<v Speaker 6>gonna want to squeeze in as much sleeping as you can.

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<v Speaker 1>We definitely are, Thank you, You're welcome.

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<v Speaker 5>All right, Jenna, let's put you in the coffin.

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<v Speaker 1>Enough of this crappy buddy whimsical shiit.

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<v Speaker 5>This is her gift, all right, Jenna, j want me

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<v Speaker 5>to help you in?

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, yeah, that'd be great. So I've taken my shoes

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<v Speaker 8>off as well.

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<v Speaker 1>That's probably a pro.

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<v Speaker 5>We've propped up in the corner of the room. There's

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<v Speaker 5>a GoPro in there, so she will be on camera.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll have footage on the social.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, so at couple of mitches is where you can

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<v Speaker 6>check us out. Jenna's going to be in the coffin

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<v Speaker 6>for the rest of the show unless she taps out.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you gonna tap out? Of course not, it's fear factor.

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<v Speaker 3>Not.

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<v Speaker 5>Let's go.

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<v Speaker 1>So I've already unscrewed the top, Mitch, so you just

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<v Speaker 1>have to pry it off and closing it. Oh, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>she needs a mic, give her a mic. So Mitch's

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<v Speaker 1>closing it now there's an led like, oh is this ethical? Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>now you bring that up test the mic.

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<v Speaker 6>I've gone off the idea long ago. I just thought

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<v Speaker 6>you guys were into it. I think this is so fun.

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<v Speaker 5>I've committed, man, I assume we wouldn'.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually do it. Thank you Caring Funerals.

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<v Speaker 5>All right, here's your mic.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's test it.

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<v Speaker 4>Here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>The door is closing here, yeah, I'll mitch hold on.

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<v Speaker 1>I forgot you need this. Just four corners top and bottom.

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<v Speaker 5>Now you do that vap casual. I'm no handy man.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Jenna, just tap out. It'll take fourteen to

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<v Speaker 1>twenty minutes to get you out O emergency.

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<v Speaker 4>Well smit hot.

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<v Speaker 1>There.

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<v Speaker 5>Can you breathe in there?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? I can breathe. How does she sound? Test quicker? Jenna,

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<v Speaker 1>can you hear me?

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<v Speaker 5>It actually sounds quite good.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a audio You've hit the padding, Jenna.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you car Funerals again for.

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<v Speaker 5>This beautiful You can find them on Facebook.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the way of vintage coffin, all right, should we?

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<v Speaker 5>I thought it was no no, no, get rid of

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<v Speaker 5>the organ.

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<v Speaker 4>Very I really like that song.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you've heard it before.

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<v Speaker 4>This has played at my first funeral.

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<v Speaker 1>Recording.

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<v Speaker 5>Jennet's lived multiple lives. This was at the War of

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<v Speaker 5>pokerhon Oh, and I wonder she's so willing. She's been

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<v Speaker 5>buried many times.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Jenna, this is just like going to sleep for you.

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<v Speaker 5>It's just another day, is nice.

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<v Speaker 4>It's very comfy, nice and supportive. So thank you Caring funeral,

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<v Speaker 4>no worries.

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<v Speaker 1>Was this the Is this the nicest coffin you've ever had?

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<v Speaker 5>Absolutely?

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<v Speaker 8>The last one was just a cardboard box.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>You'll push down the Nile River alongside Moses, won't you.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 8>Yes, that was a second.

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<v Speaker 1>Then it disintegrated into the Red Sea.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah that was annoying.

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<v Speaker 1>This is actual balsa wood.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh like it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's beautiful.

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<v Speaker 5>No conscience is telling me that this is just so wrong, Jenny.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you see right now?

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<v Speaker 5>Nothing?

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<v Speaker 8>Nothing, just some wood.

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<v Speaker 5>Anyway, she wanted to do it, Yeah, why not.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's start the show. This is what we do it

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<v Speaker 1>the same way every week, and this is the last

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<v Speaker 1>one for twenty twenty, so they better be Boddy good

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<v Speaker 1>is it just means the gems, it's something we've noticed,

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<v Speaker 1>something we hate or appreciate. Mitch doesn't know mine, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. Here's Whe're going in blind and I think

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<v Speaker 1>for the end of the year we'll do classics. Mitch,

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<v Speaker 1>you start and then I'll.

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<v Speaker 5>Go sure, Okay, here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 5>Do you get nothing? And let's you ask for it?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? Put that on a T shirt.

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<v Speaker 5>That's just been my big life lesson of twenty twenty.

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<v Speaker 6>Out of everything that's happened, they've realized scrucy around waiting

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<v Speaker 6>for opportunities to fall in your lap.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep.

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<v Speaker 6>The worst that happens when you ask is that they

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<v Speaker 6>say no, but surprisingly often they say yes.

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<v Speaker 5>Say say the expression again, do you get nothing unless

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<v Speaker 5>you ask for it?

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>I like that because this podcast has grown in a

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<v Speaker 6>lot of ways that you know, we're thrilled about many,

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<v Speaker 6>like all these awesome opportunities that have happened, But like

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<v Speaker 6>we didn't just sit around twddling our thumbs waiting for

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<v Speaker 6>those opportunities to come to us.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, the head of Iheartrated didn't waltz in here mid

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<v Speaker 1>record and go byes, I've got a girl. Sorry, sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>you're not in the room. I forget you're in the coffin.

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<v Speaker 5>So remember Studio ten, you said on a whim let's

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<v Speaker 5>try and get on TV. I tweeted them, Yeah, it

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<v Speaker 5>happened the next week. It wouldn't have happened a few

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<v Speaker 5>days later.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, exactly least got a week.

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<v Speaker 4>True.

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<v Speaker 5>Remember our goal was to get in the local paper.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep.

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<v Speaker 5>We just called them and asked. We got in the

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<v Speaker 5>local paper.

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<v Speaker 1>Done.

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<v Speaker 6>Literally screw sitting around sulking, being like, Oh, why don't

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<v Speaker 6>these things come happen my way?

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<v Speaker 5>Just ask for it, Just ask for it. Even me

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<v Speaker 5>working with the Arctic you know, the social media agency

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<v Speaker 5>I've been doing Frost.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, of course, yep.

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<v Speaker 5>Do you think they approached me?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 6>I said to them, Hey, you know, branded content is

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<v Speaker 6>something that I think I'm ready to dabble in. Is

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<v Speaker 6>that something that you feel like you could help me with?

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<v Speaker 5>Do you want to work together? And they were like sure,

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<v Speaker 5>bub whatever, Oh my god, that's crazy, I know.

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<v Speaker 6>And you mentioned us signing this podcast to iHeartRadio. Oh

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<v Speaker 6>it got to a point where you were like, Mitch,

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<v Speaker 6>they're not going to sign us. They're just not because

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<v Speaker 6>I'd been harassing them, like workplace appropriate harassment, harassment.

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<v Speaker 5>Going onto the boss's office. Oh are you gonna sign

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<v Speaker 5>us yet?

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<v Speaker 6>It took me a long time to get them over

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<v Speaker 6>the line, and you doubting us was the extra push

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<v Speaker 6>I needed to make it happen.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we got there in the end. We did.

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<v Speaker 4>We did.

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<v Speaker 1>You've also been on quite a few dates this year.

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<v Speaker 6>You've asked for those, right, Oh, they I get asked

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<v Speaker 6>as well. Depends true actually, but you know, one of

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<v Speaker 6>the guys in the office, he gave me a very

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<v Speaker 6>good piece of advice. I'm not going to reveal all

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<v Speaker 6>my cards, but this little tip I'll give because it

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<v Speaker 6>seems to work more often than not if you want something.

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<v Speaker 6>If you're trying to pitch something, it's easier for people

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<v Speaker 6>to say no then yes, so phrase it so that

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<v Speaker 6>the answer you get is no, okay. So, for example,

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know, I might have said to the boss here, hey,

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<v Speaker 6>I'd really like us to be signed with the iHeart

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<v Speaker 6>podcast network. Does that sound impossible? He'd be like, no,

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<v Speaker 6>it's not impossible. And then it gets some thinking about it,

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<v Speaker 6>rather than.

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<v Speaker 1>Hear you saying, oh, we'd like to sign with iHeart

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<v Speaker 1>is he.

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<v Speaker 5>Can we and they go it's easy to say no,

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<v Speaker 5>so they probably just go, nah, did.

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<v Speaker 1>You get nervous just to ask or no? Is it

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<v Speaker 1>something that you've just din like.

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<v Speaker 6>I've gotten you know, I've got social anxiety, so obviously,

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<v Speaker 6>but it's something that over time it's gotten easier because

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<v Speaker 6>I've done it quite a few times.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, right, right right.

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<v Speaker 5>But it's like we always say, you've got a hustle, you've.

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<v Speaker 1>Got a hussle man. Well, well, a nice New Year's

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<v Speaker 1>resolution for the show, well done.

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<v Speaker 5>It's more a reflection than a resolution.

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<v Speaker 1>But there you go.

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<v Speaker 6>That's my that's my bit of advice to you. Or

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<v Speaker 6>don't just sit around waiting for people to offer you shit.

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<v Speaker 6>Makes it happen yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>That's something you've noticed, something you hate to appreciate, that's

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<v Speaker 1>a double that's a notice and appreciate. Let us go

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<v Speaker 1>ready for mine apps Literally when you got let's go?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 1>Does missus Clause not get enough credit? Yes?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, what makes you say that?

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<v Speaker 1>This is my point, Jenna?

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<v Speaker 5>She seemed really passionate.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Jenna, why do you agree with that?

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<v Speaker 4>The Santa gets all the praise and recognition and it's

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<v Speaker 4>probably missus Clause doing most of the hard lifting.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but most relationships, there's probably a great woman behind

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<v Speaker 1>this straight man who gets all the glory. Absolutely, he's

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<v Speaker 1>in all the chimneys, he's in all the inflatables, in

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<v Speaker 1>the frontlarns, he's in the lights. I went Christmas shopping,

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<v Speaker 1>and Hayden went, oh, we have a gay house. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>get missus Clause. We love women. There was no statue

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<v Speaker 1>of missus Clause anywhere, no baubles of missus Cause. And

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<v Speaker 1>you don't hear.

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<v Speaker 4>People saying, oh, let's get a photo.

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<v Speaker 1>With missus Clause. No one wants a photo missus Clause.

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<v Speaker 1>And she's at the North Pole. She's probably managing the

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<v Speaker 1>entire group of elves. I'm sure she does all of

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<v Speaker 1>their superannuation, organizes their tax returns. She's very on it,

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<v Speaker 1>and Santa gets all the glory.

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<v Speaker 6>The other thing is, I don't know what that missus

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<v Speaker 6>Clause statue would look like because Santa is very you know,

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<v Speaker 6>carbon copy. Everyone knows what Santa looks like. Yeah, missus

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<v Speaker 6>Clause can beary. She can either look like this withered

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<v Speaker 6>old thing, yes, or she can be like a slut

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<v Speaker 6>like a Halloween missus Clause costume.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like a naughty nurse vine yes.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's what pisses me off. The other day we

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<v Speaker 1>went to We're at Westfield shopping in the city. There

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<v Speaker 1>was a massive line for the Santa photos and I'm like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>where's missus Clause photos.

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<v Speaker 5>True.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I'm not the only one who's mad about this,

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<v Speaker 1>right not. Wiggans is serious. Yes, she's very mad.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't done me that she when I'm taking its

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<v Speaker 6>big of wine, Wiggins, your alter ego.

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<v Speaker 1>Wigans, Yeah, my alter ego. I actually brought it here.

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<v Speaker 1>She's furious if she let me get it. She's very mad.

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<v Speaker 1>She's actually the one that messaged me in very, very

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<v Speaker 1>strung out texts. You can't text. It's terrible. She said,

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<v Speaker 1>I've noticed, and then three enters, and then sent that

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<v Speaker 1>and then another text missus clause. It was horrendous, full

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<v Speaker 1>of emojis. I've actually got her. I'm gonna go grab

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<v Speaker 1>her and bring her in.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my god, God, we've gotten to this point, have

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<v Speaker 5>we where he's not acknowledging that it's him. He's pretending

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<v Speaker 5>it's a different person.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't.

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<v Speaker 5>That's Jenna. She's in a coffin right now. It's a

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<v Speaker 5>whole thing. It's yeah, you really had to be there.

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<v Speaker 5>Kind of thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Reminds me of the funeral of my husband Francis.

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<v Speaker 5>No, really, when were you widow dot thirty three years

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<v Speaker 5>ago to the day to the day coincidence, it's almost unbelievable.

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<v Speaker 1>Choked on a carrot.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh that sucks that, I'll get you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I hadn't. I had my I had my concerns

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<v Speaker 1>potentually gay man. But he's doing more with that carrot.

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<v Speaker 1>When he choked on it, I saw my chair.

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<v Speaker 5>Dot's chair just buckled under her way. Anyway, Dot, why

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<v Speaker 5>are you here, ladder?

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<v Speaker 1>I can smell that's glory. Oh, my dear. I was

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<v Speaker 1>the Westfield Center last week, no missus Claws, and I

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<v Speaker 1>think it's I think it's absolutely appalling. So I got

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<v Speaker 1>the number for center management for the Westfield shopping center

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<v Speaker 1>in the mall, and I would I have to call

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<v Speaker 1>center management to I have to offer my services as

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<v Speaker 1>missus Claus for twenty twenty.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh you think you think you've got the acting chops

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<v Speaker 6>to be missus Clause? Do you do you think people

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<v Speaker 6>are gonna line up for voters with you.

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<v Speaker 1>They'll see me down walking down the hall, and they'll

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<v Speaker 1>pay double the money. And I won't take any of

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<v Speaker 1>the salary. I don't need the money. I'm very well off.

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<v Speaker 1>When Francis passed, I got big inheritance. He invented crazines,

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<v Speaker 1>you see, so.

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<v Speaker 5>They hell the crave.

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<v Speaker 1>That's like a strade crampberry. Pardon me, so sorry, dear me, Mitchell,

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<v Speaker 1>can you dial this into the phone box design?

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<v Speaker 5>That sounds like a you thing? Does?

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<v Speaker 4>Well?

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<v Speaker 1>Mitchell's coming right, Dot, I need I'll do it for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on, sorry, guys, watch out. Dot's so nice. Thank you, Darling. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I want to start the number on you ready for Christmas?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Has your mother? She's fine? I got the runs again.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go. I'm daling it for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Dot.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I think you. Darling is such a lovely boy.

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't you worried about his way to there?

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<v Speaker 5>I can't believe these weird eyes I work with. I've

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<v Speaker 5>got Mitchell talking to himself and genuine a fucking coffin

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<v Speaker 5>over my shoulder. You know, it's really sad, but I'm

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<v Speaker 5>the most normal one in the room.

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<v Speaker 1>All Right, I'm calling Westfield Miranda. Welcome to Westfield Miranda. Hello, Darling.

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<v Speaker 1>Money Press one, the trading hours, Press two, the customer service,

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<v Speaker 1>Press three.

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<v Speaker 5>I think that's what you're.

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<v Speaker 1>First.

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<v Speaker 5>Three Western Miranda.

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<v Speaker 1>Good, good evening. My name's Dot Wiggins. How are you good? Banks?

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<v Speaker 4>So?

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<v Speaker 5>How can I help you out?

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<v Speaker 1>Very very briefly. I just thought i'd give you a

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<v Speaker 1>quick little buzz Christmas yet. Yeah, sure, I've noticed you're

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<v Speaker 1>doing the Santa photos. You can get a photo with

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<v Speaker 1>Santa Claus in the middle of the center. Yes, yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>don't you? What's your name?

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<v Speaker 2>Son?

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<v Speaker 1>What's your name? Son, James? James? Do you not think

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<v Speaker 1>it's a travesy that missus clause isn't shown anywhere in

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<v Speaker 1>the all?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, it's a bit of a shame.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you agree with me? See?

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<v Speaker 5>Is there anything else we can help you with today?

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<v Speaker 5>Is there anything else we can help you with today?

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, Darling James. I usually studied back when neither was

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<v Speaker 1>first installed in eighteen eighty, and I would love to

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<v Speaker 1>offer my services as missus Clause to the Westfield Miranda service. Sure?

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<v Speaker 9>Could I get your contact number?

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<v Speaker 3>Then?

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<v Speaker 1>Is of course?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry?

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<v Speaker 9>Can I get your number?

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<v Speaker 1>You have a quill? Yes? Just my grandson has told

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<v Speaker 1>me to do plus plus symbol yes, six four sixty

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<v Speaker 1>six the number sixty four sixty six six no, six

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<v Speaker 1>six yes, then four yes, six yep eight mm hm

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<v Speaker 1>eight yep eight yep who two no? Who? Who's that

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<v Speaker 1>in the background?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, there's just lots of people around, very busy.

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<v Speaker 1>Say two yep seven? Is that it repeated that for me?

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<v Speaker 5>Was that six four six triple eight two seven?

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<v Speaker 1>Jou? Yes? Correct? Okay, yes?

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<v Speaker 9>And can I get your name again?

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you? Yes, DoD Wiggins, d O T. Wiggins, Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you like to hear I can hear it? Give

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<v Speaker 1>you a little bit of my missus clause if you prefer,

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<v Speaker 1>that's okay, thank you.

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<v Speaker 5>I'll pass this on to management.

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<v Speaker 8>Sata.

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<v Speaker 1>Sleigh is broken deer who has the runs. The ls

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<v Speaker 1>are asleep. We're making her very damsel in the stairs,

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<v Speaker 1>and I should make it more pound Santa. The dinner

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<v Speaker 1>is ready. I think I've got the job. James, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll pass you want to manage in please do? Thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, James. A great Christmas. Merry Christmas, Darling, goodbye James.

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<v Speaker 1>Whose number did.

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<v Speaker 5>You give him?

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<v Speaker 1>God knows?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay. I was like, am I gonna have to beat

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<v Speaker 5>that later when I edit this podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>I need to go. I need to check my blood

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<v Speaker 1>Sugar Christmas. I'm so happy like Mitchell is working with

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<v Speaker 1>two beautiful young women. Thank you both so lovely, and

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<v Speaker 1>I hope he picks one of you as his bride.

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<v Speaker 1>One can only hope up you in particularly the beautiful hair,

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<v Speaker 1>very masculine features down the bottom five o'clock shadow girl

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<v Speaker 1>in the coffin. I keep forgetting by the wine.

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<v Speaker 5>After that, Jesus, where's the fucking sparkling rose?

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<v Speaker 1>How did she go? Did she get the job?

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<v Speaker 5>It's one of those things I like. I will get

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<v Speaker 5>back to here.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, we'll contact you, don't contact us kind of vibe?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yeah, okay, I think they prefer not to be

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<v Speaker 5>contacted by her again.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes I could. I couldn't agree more?

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<v Speaker 4>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 5>You can follow the show online just search a couple

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<v Speaker 5>of miches.

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<v Speaker 1>If you don't, you're a tickhead. Yes, this is the

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<v Speaker 1>part of the show where you can be featured on

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<v Speaker 1>the show.

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<v Speaker 6>If you leave, it's the review on the Apple podcast app.

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<v Speaker 6>That's how we'll read it out and then you get

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<v Speaker 6>sent a special edition. Sorry, we're doing red Rooster about.

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<v Speaker 5>Where aren't we were?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm back ordering the mugs.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, I've sent them to your house. By the way,

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<v Speaker 5>have you really?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>I ordered them, but to your direct.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't to transfer some cash please do? Yes?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes?

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<v Speaker 5>Ideally under the charity gift.

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<v Speaker 1>That I oh Jenna has signed a whole bunch and

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<v Speaker 1>so if you have what of the mugs she signed them?

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<v Speaker 5>I thought we gave them away.

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<v Speaker 1>No no, no, no no, you'll you'll be if you

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<v Speaker 1>if your reviews r it out, you'll get something.

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<v Speaker 6>But also, if you don't use the Apple podcast app,

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<v Speaker 6>you can follow us on Spotify or hit follow on

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<v Speaker 6>the iHeartRadio app.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes you can. Keey Pool has done just that. She says,

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<v Speaker 1>my favorite podcast. Hey, I just wanted to say how

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<v Speaker 1>much I love this podcast. You guys are so hilarious.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been binge listening every day before work. I just

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<v Speaker 1>want to add a special thank you both for following

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<v Speaker 1>my Lady Gaga fan page.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh yes, I got to follow from a Lady gagar

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<v Speaker 5>fan account who has heaps of followers, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 5>who is this?

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<v Speaker 6>So I followed it back because I already follow a

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<v Speaker 6>lot of Gaga fan accounts. And they were like, you're

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<v Speaker 6>Mitchell Kum I love your podcast, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 6>you're a Lady gargut bet account.

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<v Speaker 1>I love you. See I followed her because I saw

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<v Speaker 1>you follow her and get a mention in the podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>So why wanted the extra followers? So then she's like

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<v Speaker 1>Mitch Cherry also followed me. She'd know it who I was,

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<v Speaker 1>but she was very sweet. So thank you, Keilely Paul,

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<v Speaker 1>you are getting a mug or a red rooster, Vandra

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<v Speaker 1>and whatever whatever comes in the mail. It's like a

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<v Speaker 1>little pot luck. M Heart nineteen ninety seven says always

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<v Speaker 1>a laugh. Yeah, could agree more.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you, Thanks very much for the name again.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh let's go back to that M Heart nineteen ninety seven.

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<v Speaker 1>Then we have Tanika doctor, so maybe she's a doctor.

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<v Speaker 1>So it just goes to show that the low and common,

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<v Speaker 1>lowest common denominated. I're listening to the show. It's the

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<v Speaker 1>smartest in the world.

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<v Speaker 6>I feel like after a long day of being very

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<v Speaker 6>intelligent and very vital to society, people need to switch

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<v Speaker 6>off their brain and that's when they turn to either

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<v Speaker 6>the Kardashians.

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<v Speaker 1>No thoughts are required, Tanika says in during Idiots. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>it took me a while to figure out how to

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<v Speaker 1>write a review. I live, breathe, and die for this podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Sit back and listen to the soothing voices of Mitch Jury,

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<v Speaker 1>Mitchell Coomes, Dot Wiggins, and jen A. Benson. Funny, you

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<v Speaker 1>won't regret it that is that's the review listen to?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just me? On the podcast app or wherever

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<v Speaker 1>you get your podcasts? Great in joke, Very impressed. Well

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<v Speaker 1>done guys. Now, when we get back, we do hope

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<v Speaker 1>to have a whole bunch of fresh reviews to read out,

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<v Speaker 1>So don't you get to leave them while we're gone.

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<v Speaker 5>So I'm a little bit concerned about this because Mitch

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<v Speaker 5>has stepped up and he's now out acting assistant Deputy

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<v Speaker 5>sales manager in charge of campaigns and activations?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 6>So he looks after all the prizing and stuff, and

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<v Speaker 6>apparently he's gone into deficit. We're now in a mug debt.

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<v Speaker 6>You promised that too many people, which is why I

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<v Speaker 6>ordered new ones. What's the go How many do we have?

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<v Speaker 5>How many do we owe?

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<v Speaker 1>How did you fess up? I'm really nervous. I've got

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<v Speaker 1>three mugs off, but I think I've committed nine.

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<v Speaker 5>I need three more.

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<v Speaker 1>More people are messaging. I just forget how many we

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<v Speaker 1>read out.

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<v Speaker 5>The problem is, but I thought that there was a

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<v Speaker 5>one week limit.

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<v Speaker 1>Now that's where I think the issue is. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>have the heart to say no to people. So people

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<v Speaker 1>who are three weeks late on the podcast. Go hi,

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<v Speaker 1>you read my review out in nineteen sixty seven, and

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<v Speaker 1>I go, oh, I have to send them something. So

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<v Speaker 1>we need to make it.

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<v Speaker 5>It has to be the one week limit. I think

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<v Speaker 5>you've got to be a tough bitch about it.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, you have a week, guys to contact us,

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<v Speaker 1>and if you don't contact me in the week, you

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<v Speaker 1>don't don't get the price.

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<v Speaker 6>So that review those reviews we to thread out Tanika

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<v Speaker 6>hit us up yep, sorry at Mitch Cherry and Instagram

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<v Speaker 6>hit him up, just me and organize it. And then

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<v Speaker 6>we're going to get a bunch of fresh mugs next

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<v Speaker 6>year with our new artwork.

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<v Speaker 5>And yeah, yea our season three cover.

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<v Speaker 1>Or so merch might be coming soon. So we might be.

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<v Speaker 5>But even the extra stuff ball is rolling, don't you.

0:28:43.920 --> 0:28:45.360
<v Speaker 5>Twenty twenty one is going to be huge.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's move on.

0:28:47.000 --> 0:28:47.360
<v Speaker 4>What do we have?

0:28:47.880 --> 0:28:50.200
<v Speaker 5>Oh, it's time for TikTok School, Dylan.

0:28:53.040 --> 0:28:54.560
<v Speaker 1>TikTok School is where.

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<v Speaker 6>I challenge you to do a bunch of things that

0:28:56.520 --> 0:28:59.160
<v Speaker 6>I've seen on the internet. TikTok in particular, because I've

0:28:59.200 --> 0:29:01.480
<v Speaker 6>always said to you, Mitch, if you weren't so lazy,

0:29:01.560 --> 0:29:02.760
<v Speaker 6>you could be a TikTok star.

0:29:02.960 --> 0:29:04.240
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you do say that quite often.

0:29:04.480 --> 0:29:07.760
<v Speaker 5>Honestly, if you just could be bothered, you would go

0:29:07.920 --> 0:29:10.920
<v Speaker 5>viral like that. And often when we go on a.

0:29:10.920 --> 0:29:12.840
<v Speaker 6>Break, which we're about to this is our last episode

0:29:12.880 --> 0:29:15.640
<v Speaker 6>for the year, I get so bored without a podcast

0:29:15.720 --> 0:29:17.320
<v Speaker 6>to create that I end up just creating.

0:29:17.520 --> 0:29:18.640
<v Speaker 5>I need something else to create.

0:29:19.800 --> 0:29:21.760
<v Speaker 1>Content comes in this break with your family. You've done

0:29:21.760 --> 0:29:22.920
<v Speaker 1>the Christmas world, So.

0:29:22.960 --> 0:29:24.920
<v Speaker 5>I end up making lots of tiktoks, and I don't

0:29:24.920 --> 0:29:26.200
<v Speaker 5>want to be the only one because right.

0:29:26.120 --> 0:29:27.040
<v Speaker 1>Now it's just me.

0:29:28.600 --> 0:29:32.280
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, you see it there. So today Jenna and I

0:29:32.640 --> 0:29:34.880
<v Speaker 5>have found a bunch of TikTok challenges that we want

0:29:34.920 --> 0:29:37.280
<v Speaker 5>you to attempt to give you some inspiration. See if

0:29:37.320 --> 0:29:39.720
<v Speaker 5>you can perhaps make this a hobby of yours. Jenny's

0:29:39.720 --> 0:29:40.520
<v Speaker 5>in a coffin right now.

0:29:42.600 --> 0:29:44.040
<v Speaker 1>Can you knock on the wall or something that's an

0:29:44.040 --> 0:29:46.800
<v Speaker 1>audio medium? People just think you're in a plastic bag.

0:29:47.080 --> 0:29:47.400
<v Speaker 5>As we.

0:29:49.080 --> 0:29:50.800
<v Speaker 6>If we granted her her wish, she wanted to do

0:29:50.840 --> 0:29:52.400
<v Speaker 6>a show from a coffin, so we made it happen.

0:29:53.000 --> 0:29:54.800
<v Speaker 6>I'm gonna have to be the one that actually does

0:29:54.880 --> 0:29:57.080
<v Speaker 6>these challenges. That's okay, that's a few with them.

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<v Speaker 1>So what's the first one. I'm excited the first one.

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<v Speaker 5>I've got three for you today. The first one was

0:30:03.000 --> 0:30:06.840
<v Speaker 5>started by a chip called Maria McFly where she was talking.

0:30:06.960 --> 0:30:09.480
<v Speaker 6>Without opening her mouth. So she was showing off her

0:30:09.520 --> 0:30:11.720
<v Speaker 6>hidden talents. And I reckon, you'll be able to do

0:30:11.800 --> 0:30:13.840
<v Speaker 6>it too. So take a listen to her attempt.

0:30:16.840 --> 0:30:23.880
<v Speaker 1>Here yourself.

0:30:27.880 --> 0:30:30.600
<v Speaker 6>There's no child stuck anywhere, right, No, so her lips

0:30:30.800 --> 0:30:34.480
<v Speaker 6>never ever open, so it's kind of like, hm, but

0:30:34.600 --> 0:30:35.600
<v Speaker 6>I can't do it very well.

0:30:35.840 --> 0:30:37.640
<v Speaker 5>She can really enunciate each word.

0:30:39.960 --> 0:30:40.760
<v Speaker 1>I think I can do this.

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<v Speaker 5>Go and give it a crack. Do you have to

0:30:42.400 --> 0:30:43.440
<v Speaker 5>film yourself? That's the idea.

0:30:43.560 --> 0:30:45.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh on TikTok Now just.

0:30:45.000 --> 0:30:46.120
<v Speaker 5>Film it on your normal phone, all right?

0:30:46.120 --> 0:30:47.040
<v Speaker 1>And do I have to do a setup?

0:30:47.080 --> 0:30:51.680
<v Speaker 5>Hey everyone, No, it's not a radio show. No, you

0:30:51.840 --> 0:30:52.520
<v Speaker 5>just start.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, started to film. Okay, here we go, Bernie Daddy.

0:31:00.920 --> 0:31:03.520
<v Speaker 8>I'm taken allee that I can't get all.

0:31:05.080 --> 0:31:05.480
<v Speaker 1>Brilliant.

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<v Speaker 5>Do it again, but turn your mic up a bit louder, okay,

0:31:11.640 --> 0:31:14.600
<v Speaker 5>Ernie Dorny and take it alltle that I can't.

0:31:15.200 --> 0:31:19.959
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, wow, seashell seashells dive the seaell.

0:31:19.840 --> 0:31:21.920
<v Speaker 5>Holy ship that is one of the weirdest things I've

0:31:21.960 --> 0:31:27.400
<v Speaker 5>ever witnessed. Oh sorry, what else?

0:31:29.160 --> 0:31:32.440
<v Speaker 1>Is it just something you can't do? Peace? I need

0:31:32.520 --> 0:31:34.320
<v Speaker 1>a sentence without any plosives.

0:31:34.080 --> 0:31:35.720
<v Speaker 5>To be honest. That's what I thought Jenna was going

0:31:35.800 --> 0:31:37.400
<v Speaker 5>to sound like in the coffin. But the acoustics are

0:31:37.440 --> 0:31:41.360
<v Speaker 5>quite good. That's what we spec Okay, So why don't

0:31:41.360 --> 0:31:43.560
<v Speaker 5>you say it's something we've noticed, it's something we hate

0:31:43.640 --> 0:31:44.240
<v Speaker 5>or appreciate.

0:31:44.360 --> 0:31:49.960
<v Speaker 6>It's something something you don't do that it's terrifying.

0:31:50.040 --> 0:31:52.480
<v Speaker 1>I sound like a Disney cartoon you Cara dog.

0:31:53.920 --> 0:31:55.840
<v Speaker 5>Like your your neck fat definitely does a bit of

0:31:55.880 --> 0:31:56.560
<v Speaker 5>a ribbit.

0:31:56.360 --> 0:31:59.200
<v Speaker 1>Sort of thing when you have to do I don't

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<v Speaker 1>like the air coming true. Wonder if I can.

0:32:03.880 --> 0:32:04.480
<v Speaker 5>Block your nose?

0:32:09.200 --> 0:32:12.560
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god? Wow, like an animated dog.

0:32:12.600 --> 0:32:13.440
<v Speaker 5>Do you know what it sounds like.

0:32:13.560 --> 0:32:15.800
<v Speaker 6>It sounds like I'm standing I'm lining up out the

0:32:15.800 --> 0:32:17.479
<v Speaker 6>front of a nightclub and I can hear the muffled

0:32:17.560 --> 0:32:18.240
<v Speaker 6>music inside.

0:32:18.400 --> 0:32:30.920
<v Speaker 7>Oh yeah, okay, sing something that's good?

0:32:31.560 --> 0:32:32.440
<v Speaker 1>Terrified? Wow?

0:32:33.040 --> 0:32:34.880
<v Speaker 5>All right, you succeeded with that one.

0:32:35.000 --> 0:32:37.280
<v Speaker 1>Well, I will be a viral star. I'll send you

0:32:37.360 --> 0:32:38.640
<v Speaker 1>that video. Can you send it to the Arctic? You

0:32:38.680 --> 0:32:40.760
<v Speaker 1>can get me the cash isn't how it worse. He's

0:32:40.800 --> 0:32:42.160
<v Speaker 1>texted to him and go, you.

0:32:42.160 --> 0:32:44.200
<v Speaker 6>Have a good track record of making it viral, so

0:32:44.320 --> 0:32:48.400
<v Speaker 6>let's babystep. This next one is a cake cutting hack

0:32:48.560 --> 0:32:51.560
<v Speaker 6>that's gone viral. So instead of cutting it into slices,

0:32:51.880 --> 0:32:54.320
<v Speaker 6>people just scoop up a piece of cake.

0:32:54.520 --> 0:32:57.840
<v Speaker 5>With a wine glass house. So you me this is

0:32:57.880 --> 0:32:59.560
<v Speaker 5>a good one. So the cake just gets left with

0:32:59.640 --> 0:33:02.080
<v Speaker 5>this round portion cut out of it, kind of like

0:33:02.080 --> 0:33:05.440
<v Speaker 5>a cookie cutter. Oh so rather than slicing it, yeah,

0:33:05.640 --> 0:33:07.040
<v Speaker 5>you just kind of scoop it up.

0:33:07.080 --> 0:33:08.440
<v Speaker 1>And then I guess you can sort of just give

0:33:08.480 --> 0:33:09.960
<v Speaker 1>everyone their own cups and they eat it out of

0:33:09.960 --> 0:33:10.760
<v Speaker 1>a cup. Correct.

0:33:10.920 --> 0:33:13.240
<v Speaker 6>So I'm gonna have to polish off these wines of

0:33:13.320 --> 0:33:15.000
<v Speaker 6>mine and Jenners because we need empty cups.

0:33:15.040 --> 0:33:16.560
<v Speaker 1>Have you finish your almost there?

0:33:17.560 --> 0:33:18.400
<v Speaker 5>I'm gonna be so dumb.

0:33:18.480 --> 0:33:20.720
<v Speaker 1>Yeah we have. Oh, he's just down to it. Oh,

0:33:20.960 --> 0:33:24.520
<v Speaker 1>dear Dylan, Oh you'll be in the body coffin before

0:33:24.560 --> 0:33:26.800
<v Speaker 1>we know it. We have audio right for this with

0:33:26.880 --> 0:33:27.400
<v Speaker 1>the challenge.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, this one's very visual. So couple of miches where

0:33:30.960 --> 0:33:32.800
<v Speaker 5>you can find you're going to film the whole thing.

0:33:32.840 --> 0:33:35.000
<v Speaker 6>Make sure you film on your phone in one hand yep,

0:33:35.280 --> 0:33:36.680
<v Speaker 6>because that's how all the other videos look.

0:33:38.480 --> 0:33:40.959
<v Speaker 1>All right, here's your cake, so it's just a classic

0:33:41.040 --> 0:33:45.040
<v Speaker 1>wool is no coals, coals mudcake. It's small. I'm going

0:33:45.080 --> 0:33:47.680
<v Speaker 1>to give you so you can do you want to film,

0:33:48.240 --> 0:33:50.920
<v Speaker 1>but I'm going to peel off the paper, the brown paper. Yeah,

0:33:52.280 --> 0:33:53.520
<v Speaker 1>can I give us an update? Ho are you doing

0:33:53.560 --> 0:33:56.160
<v Speaker 1>in there? On wood?

0:33:57.200 --> 0:33:57.360
<v Speaker 4>Is it?

0:33:57.720 --> 0:33:59.120
<v Speaker 5>Is it getting hot and stuffy in there?

0:33:59.600 --> 0:34:00.320
<v Speaker 4>You know? Okay?

0:34:00.480 --> 0:34:02.640
<v Speaker 1>Is it padded? Jenner? Are you leaning on a side

0:34:02.760 --> 0:34:04.760
<v Speaker 1>or are your arms crossed like you your corpse?

0:34:04.960 --> 0:34:08.120
<v Speaker 8>No, they're they work crossed, but now they're just down

0:34:08.160 --> 0:34:11.160
<v Speaker 8>by myself. But it's got a nice pillows.

0:34:11.239 --> 0:34:13.439
<v Speaker 6>Make sure you don't dig the chipped glass into the cake.

0:34:13.440 --> 0:34:15.080
<v Speaker 6>I don't want shards all through the cake.

0:34:15.120 --> 0:34:18.640
<v Speaker 1>All right, you film there so I don't need to go.

0:34:19.800 --> 0:34:20.520
<v Speaker 8>There's no better.

0:34:22.360 --> 0:34:25.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm not even joking. I'm wired to do it, all right.

0:34:26.000 --> 0:34:28.120
<v Speaker 1>So I'm gonna I've got the cake in front of

0:34:28.160 --> 0:34:31.239
<v Speaker 1>me everyone, I've got one glass and I'm going to

0:34:31.520 --> 0:34:35.000
<v Speaker 1>shakunkit like that like a cookie cutter. Alright, and I'm

0:34:35.000 --> 0:34:37.759
<v Speaker 1>going to do one, two three, all right? We get

0:34:37.800 --> 0:34:42.680
<v Speaker 1>ready TikTok music. Yeah, there's only for the podcast is

0:34:43.520 --> 0:34:44.000
<v Speaker 1>are we ready?

0:34:44.560 --> 0:34:45.120
<v Speaker 4>Three? Two?

0:34:45.239 --> 0:34:50.560
<v Speaker 1>One? Let's go. It's a bit messy.

0:34:51.280 --> 0:34:52.440
<v Speaker 8>I wish I could say.

0:34:52.600 --> 0:34:54.759
<v Speaker 1>That's a dirty rim which has been told that before.

0:34:54.840 --> 0:34:58.040
<v Speaker 5>Well, hi too, I'm very responsible.

0:34:58.120 --> 0:35:00.879
<v Speaker 1>It's kind of working. Oh there's a bit of rose

0:35:01.040 --> 0:35:01.520
<v Speaker 1>on this mud.

0:35:02.400 --> 0:35:04.120
<v Speaker 5>Okay, Well, if we had more than.

0:35:05.719 --> 0:35:09.200
<v Speaker 6>Wow, and so they say that that's the perfect portion.

0:35:09.560 --> 0:35:11.759
<v Speaker 6>Really yeah, that's what all the videos are saying.

0:35:11.800 --> 0:35:13.160
<v Speaker 5>And to be honest, I think they're right.

0:35:13.480 --> 0:35:14.600
<v Speaker 1>Did a fat person say that?

0:35:16.160 --> 0:35:16.440
<v Speaker 2>Wow?

0:35:16.640 --> 0:35:17.720
<v Speaker 1>I think that's a success.

0:35:18.520 --> 0:35:20.040
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, if only we had more cups because he meant

0:35:20.080 --> 0:35:21.280
<v Speaker 5>to do it until the cake's finished.

0:35:22.080 --> 0:35:24.440
<v Speaker 1>I can eat it really quickly if I want this

0:35:24.760 --> 0:35:27.560
<v Speaker 1>big one. Jenna n some cake and you coffin.

0:35:28.840 --> 0:35:29.719
<v Speaker 5>It's this show.

0:35:29.960 --> 0:35:33.319
<v Speaker 1>It's screwed, shut unscrew it's dre.

0:35:35.840 --> 0:35:37.040
<v Speaker 5>So that one was another success.

0:35:37.120 --> 0:35:38.319
<v Speaker 1>That was my favorite hack.

0:35:38.520 --> 0:35:38.759
<v Speaker 5>Okay.

0:35:39.600 --> 0:35:42.320
<v Speaker 6>So the last TikTok challenge I want to get you

0:35:42.400 --> 0:35:45.720
<v Speaker 6>to do. It's called hey quick question. It was started

0:35:45.760 --> 0:35:47.879
<v Speaker 6>by a guy called Stephen Glandsberg.

0:35:48.000 --> 0:35:48.480
<v Speaker 1>Thanks Steven.

0:35:48.800 --> 0:35:53.040
<v Speaker 6>His TikTok youth name is hypocritical Anus. Oh yeah, create,

0:35:53.160 --> 0:35:56.160
<v Speaker 6>let's not dwell on that. How it worked is you

0:35:56.320 --> 0:35:59.719
<v Speaker 6>call someone and you basically just keep fumbling on your

0:35:59.760 --> 0:36:02.319
<v Speaker 6>word and never get to the point. You just keep

0:36:02.400 --> 0:36:05.600
<v Speaker 6>going and then see how long it takes the person

0:36:05.680 --> 0:36:07.840
<v Speaker 6>on the phone to crack Take a listen.

0:36:07.680 --> 0:36:11.000
<v Speaker 1>Okay, here we go, Hey, quick question?

0:36:11.960 --> 0:36:16.040
<v Speaker 9>Yeap, Hey, So I was thinking with with you know,

0:36:16.200 --> 0:36:20.040
<v Speaker 9>we're kind of looking at you know, with you know,

0:36:20.800 --> 0:36:23.840
<v Speaker 9>if you remember dating back a couple, you know, with

0:36:23.960 --> 0:36:27.600
<v Speaker 9>a couple, there's there was at one point at least

0:36:28.080 --> 0:36:30.160
<v Speaker 9>and you know, I've never really there was at least,

0:36:30.320 --> 0:36:34.400
<v Speaker 9>you know, I've never there's I guess I when I

0:36:34.520 --> 0:36:36.239
<v Speaker 9>when I really sit down and think about it, and

0:36:36.520 --> 0:36:41.239
<v Speaker 9>you know, with you know, Easter and everything, there's there's

0:36:41.280 --> 0:36:42.920
<v Speaker 9>no I've never.

0:36:48.280 --> 0:36:51.480
<v Speaker 1>Oh this is just meant for me, isn't it? Just Yeah?

0:36:52.000 --> 0:36:56.719
<v Speaker 6>So, back in episode fifty one, you might recall that

0:36:57.000 --> 0:37:00.920
<v Speaker 6>you called mine and Jenna's boss now of the digital department,

0:37:01.560 --> 0:37:05.120
<v Speaker 6>and so I'm thinking, just to make it even you

0:37:05.320 --> 0:37:06.800
<v Speaker 6>call the big boss dB.

0:37:07.160 --> 0:37:10.040
<v Speaker 1>The head of No, I'm not doing that, Yes you are.

0:37:10.280 --> 0:37:12.480
<v Speaker 6>Oh hello, I'm the one that said, don't you dare

0:37:12.560 --> 0:37:15.320
<v Speaker 6>call my boss Kieran that's inappropriate. And now here we

0:37:15.400 --> 0:37:18.400
<v Speaker 6>are in the same scenario and you're going, no, yeah, but.

0:37:18.800 --> 0:37:21.480
<v Speaker 1>This is a big boss of the radio station, and

0:37:22.760 --> 0:37:24.879
<v Speaker 1>I couldn't. I'm too nervous. Not anyone but him.

0:37:25.600 --> 0:37:29.120
<v Speaker 5>I knew he would stumble at the last hurdle, Jenna, anyone.

0:37:29.520 --> 0:37:32.200
<v Speaker 5>I had such a great succession rate in TikTok school.

0:37:32.239 --> 0:37:34.520
<v Speaker 1>But now, but he's gonna know it's coming off your phone.

0:37:34.840 --> 0:37:37.920
<v Speaker 5>I'll turn the call idea, But then he won Well, hey,

0:37:37.960 --> 0:37:44.040
<v Speaker 5>it's Mitch, he's the boss. He has to answer. You

0:37:44.160 --> 0:37:47.600
<v Speaker 5>go dB, the big boss of kiss It. I'd rather

0:37:47.640 --> 0:37:49.160
<v Speaker 5>you do it off your phone, though, so he knows

0:37:49.160 --> 0:37:50.000
<v Speaker 5>it's you calling.

0:37:51.360 --> 0:37:54.120
<v Speaker 1>Shit, Where is it? How do you get over here?

0:37:54.160 --> 0:37:55.479
<v Speaker 1>You filmed it? Oh my god?

0:37:55.960 --> 0:37:59.040
<v Speaker 5>Your phone is so disgusting. It's a greasy fingerprints all

0:37:59.040 --> 0:37:59.320
<v Speaker 5>over it.

0:37:59.440 --> 0:38:03.960
<v Speaker 1>Because I was perspiring at the funeral, very anxious. Oh

0:38:04.200 --> 0:38:09.560
<v Speaker 1>dearing me. I don't think I can. Yes, you can.

0:38:10.440 --> 0:38:12.040
<v Speaker 5>I believe in you, me too.

0:38:12.440 --> 0:38:15.239
<v Speaker 1>This is this is a lot shit.

0:38:15.800 --> 0:38:17.760
<v Speaker 5>I've never seen Mitch this nervous before.

0:38:17.840 --> 0:38:19.799
<v Speaker 1>He's my boss. He's given me the radio show.

0:38:20.360 --> 0:38:22.200
<v Speaker 5>You're not going to take it off you ak?

0:38:22.719 --> 0:38:22.919
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

0:38:22.920 --> 0:38:26.080
<v Speaker 6>I imagine that he's literally he's Kyle and Jackie Oad's boss.

0:38:26.120 --> 0:38:28.200
<v Speaker 6>He understands that sometimes you have to fuck around a

0:38:28.239 --> 0:38:29.160
<v Speaker 6>bit to make good content.

0:38:29.320 --> 0:38:33.040
<v Speaker 1>Mitch, you made a viral video. Mate, You're fired. Imagine

0:38:33.160 --> 0:38:33.560
<v Speaker 1>let's ring.

0:38:34.000 --> 0:38:37.200
<v Speaker 5>So this is the Hay Quick Question challenge started by

0:38:37.480 --> 0:38:39.040
<v Speaker 5>hypocritical Anus on TikTok.

0:38:39.120 --> 0:38:42.759
<v Speaker 1>Here we are on speakerphone and I got to start

0:38:42.800 --> 0:38:53.279
<v Speaker 1>with Hay quick question. Yes, hey, quick question. I'm just

0:38:53.360 --> 0:38:56.640
<v Speaker 1>wondering if you have been across the with a quick

0:38:56.680 --> 0:39:01.399
<v Speaker 1>turnaround that we were given the time frame between well

0:39:01.400 --> 0:39:02.840
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if Cathy's told you or not, but

0:39:03.239 --> 0:39:04.640
<v Speaker 1>between the left and the right, and I don't know

0:39:04.800 --> 0:39:07.319
<v Speaker 1>how to say it, but no one really knows where

0:39:07.360 --> 0:39:10.200
<v Speaker 1>to go left or right or and if you are

0:39:10.280 --> 0:39:14.879
<v Speaker 1>okay with everything that happened at branch on Friday, I'm

0:39:14.920 --> 0:39:17.960
<v Speaker 1>okay to sort of make it confirmed to go ahead

0:39:18.000 --> 0:39:20.040
<v Speaker 1>if you know what I mean. But I understand if

0:39:20.040 --> 0:39:22.560
<v Speaker 1>you don't, because last time you didn't, it was like,

0:39:22.920 --> 0:39:25.360
<v Speaker 1>what where do we even go from here? But I

0:39:25.480 --> 0:39:27.640
<v Speaker 1>think we just continue moving forward with everything that we

0:39:27.719 --> 0:39:32.520
<v Speaker 1>have in front of us talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:39:32.600 --> 0:39:34.880
<v Speaker 1>So I think if we just go north and then around,

0:39:35.440 --> 0:39:38.239
<v Speaker 1>I reckon we'll get to the camp site pretty much

0:39:38.320 --> 0:39:40.560
<v Speaker 1>on time, and then we'll just sort of hang for

0:39:40.640 --> 0:39:42.360
<v Speaker 1>a bit. If you're okay with everything I'm sort of

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<v Speaker 1>putting forward. But all good. If I'm thinking you're not

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<v Speaker 1>sort of ready, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, cool,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, well I'll put it. I'll put it all

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<v Speaker 1>forward and then and i'll put it in writing and

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<v Speaker 1>then if you want it digitally, I can get it

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<v Speaker 1>there and then we'll just yeah, I.

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<v Speaker 7>Look forward to reading it.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's put it in writing so then I could sign

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<v Speaker 1>off on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, of course, just

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<v Speaker 1>like you signed off on it. Was it was last month.

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<v Speaker 1>I think the sign off happened for the original file,

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<v Speaker 1>which I don't believe I got a hold of, which

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<v Speaker 1>sort of came to Susie then to me and it

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<v Speaker 1>bounced around for a bit, similar to what happened in

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<v Speaker 1>Europe back in O seven. But yeah, I'm all good.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're all good. Yeah, I'm not good man. I

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<v Speaker 1>won't comment. I'm filming a TikTok. I got ya.

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<v Speaker 5>dB.

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<v Speaker 1>You're in the pool, aren't you.

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<v Speaker 3>Enough work?

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<v Speaker 1>Now you call your boss and that your ramble and

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<v Speaker 1>you don't actually get to the point. It's meant to

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<v Speaker 1>be very funny.

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<v Speaker 5>This will go viral, mate, whatever, All right, bye deeps,

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<v Speaker 5>but thanks dB.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, he was fine.

0:40:53.880 --> 0:40:55.719
<v Speaker 5>I told you he figured out what was going on.

0:40:55.800 --> 0:40:57.680
<v Speaker 5>He's like, this is content. He started rolling with it.

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<v Speaker 1>How was the rambling? Was it all right? Did I pass?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>It made zero sense, which is exactly what.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh. I love TikTok school.

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<v Speaker 5>You nailed it.

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<v Speaker 1>When's lunch?

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<v Speaker 5>All right?

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<v Speaker 6>If you guys want to send us any TikTok challenges

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<v Speaker 6>you want Mitch to do in the new year at

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<v Speaker 6>couple of mitches on TikTok that's actually tigers and anything

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<v Speaker 6>you reckon Mitch should attempt.

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<v Speaker 1>That was fun. Are we ready to sort of reveal

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<v Speaker 1>how we've been punking our listeners for the last month

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<v Speaker 1>or so.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm as ready as I'll ever be to be honest.

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<v Speaker 5>We all right, guys, we're coming clean. Without even knowing you,

0:41:32.200 --> 0:41:34.560
<v Speaker 5>dear listener, have been part of an experiment of ours

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<v Speaker 5>the last month or so.

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<v Speaker 1>Like rats in a lab.

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<v Speaker 6>So during our show intro the intro music, Mitch has

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<v Speaker 6>been inserting a little noise It started with yawn to

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<v Speaker 6>play that for its.

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<v Speaker 1>Do some weird ship.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, Tracy Grimshaw, Welcome to a parent affair tonight. We're

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<v Speaker 2>coming to you from my bedroom, since.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm egg you idiots, so you didn't realize your microphone

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<v Speaker 6>was on at that point. Now that I could have

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<v Speaker 6>edited it out, but I said to you, I'm going

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<v Speaker 6>to leave it in and see if anyone says anything.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, much to my surprise, no one said a word,

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<v Speaker 5>not one person. And that's when I said to you, shit,

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<v Speaker 5>do you think the people are fast forwarding through our opener, the.

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<v Speaker 1>Thing that we spend arguably the most time on.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh my god, you guys should have seen it. It

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<v Speaker 6>was Mitch and I crowded around this audio production booth.

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<v Speaker 1>This eighteen year old staff worker at Kissing.

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<v Speaker 8>There as well.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, Chris, we were standing around his desk in the

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<v Speaker 6>audio production booth. It was like we recorded a sick

0:42:36.800 --> 0:42:37.520
<v Speaker 6>freestyle rap.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. We were like, quick change this as that, but

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<v Speaker 1>put a reverb on the on the laugh and then

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<v Speaker 1>jennerin similish.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes.

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<v Speaker 5>We were all so into it.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, and we were all gesticulating wildly, like the passion

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<v Speaker 6>was very clear in the body thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Wage were like, Chris, it's like a room full of me.

0:42:51.080 --> 0:42:53.280
<v Speaker 1>It's very excited, a lot of yelling and hand gestures.

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<v Speaker 6>And we crafted it to our perfection and I thought,

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<v Speaker 6>surely our listeners aren't fast forwarding through our opener.

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<v Speaker 1>No, so something we change every season. There's new grabs

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<v Speaker 1>and sound effects every season we.

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<v Speaker 6>Do, and it goes for around forty five seconds, which

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<v Speaker 6>means it's pretty easy to fast forward through.

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<v Speaker 1>One and a half skips exactly.

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<v Speaker 6>So that's when we decided, after no one pointed out

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<v Speaker 6>the yawning, we were going to throw in a few

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<v Speaker 6>more noises as the weeks went on and see how

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<v Speaker 6>long it took people to notice.

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<v Speaker 5>Yep. So the following week, you sneezed during the open up.

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<v Speaker 3>Which is trained gymnast one Commodore Games Gold in nineteen

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<v Speaker 3>ninety that his performance on the pommel horse, grow up.

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<v Speaker 1>Bless yourself?

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<v Speaker 5>Yack, yack?

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<v Speaker 1>How did people? How did you not hear that?

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<v Speaker 5>No one said a word, And I'm like, how long

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<v Speaker 5>can we push it?

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<v Speaker 1>I wonder if we have any Uber drivers listening that

0:43:44.040 --> 0:43:45.920
<v Speaker 1>heard that listening in the podcast and go oh some

0:43:46.040 --> 0:43:48.960
<v Speaker 1>of the mags just disgusting. Yes, yeack, I agree.

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<v Speaker 5>The next one we did with a nose blow.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, this is so obvious. How did we not get

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<v Speaker 1>any messages? But after we put this in the open

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<v Speaker 1>he's performed some the pommel horse, grow up, bless yourself

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<v Speaker 1>for observations. You didn't ask for the bed. Where's it

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<v Speaker 1>a bed?

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<v Speaker 6>So I think that was the point where we did

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<v Speaker 6>get a couple of messages and I was like, okay,

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<v Speaker 6>so people have noticed. But it's really disappointing to me

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<v Speaker 6>that it took that long because it's made me. It's

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<v Speaker 6>made me confront a reality that I didn't want to face,

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<v Speaker 6>which is that our opener.

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<v Speaker 5>Is not ideal.

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<v Speaker 6>In the podcast world, they say the recommendations from the

0:44:34.840 --> 0:44:38.600
<v Speaker 6>so called experts are you have to get the show name,

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<v Speaker 6>the host names, the episode number, and the topic you'll

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<v Speaker 6>be discussing out in the first thirty seconds.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's that's like what they recommend when you started.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, that's a guide to the ideal podcast opener. But

0:44:49.680 --> 0:44:52.520
<v Speaker 6>we're radio nerds. Yeah, so we wanted the big dramatic

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<v Speaker 6>build up with all the sound effects and the glitches

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<v Speaker 6>and all that stuff. So we just really indulged in

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<v Speaker 6>the opener we did.

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<v Speaker 1>But the thing, I love our opener. I think it's brilliant.

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<v Speaker 6>I love it too, Mitchell, But you just can't you

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<v Speaker 6>can't stare in the face of evidence and choose to

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<v Speaker 6>ignore it. So the fact that we've caught our listeners

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<v Speaker 6>red handed skipping our beautiful opener suggests to me that

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<v Speaker 6>perhaps we need to shake it up and do the

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<v Speaker 6>boring way because they don't appreciate our creativity. No, and

0:45:24.040 --> 0:45:25.200
<v Speaker 6>they don't give a fuck.

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<v Speaker 1>And if you guys don't want to enjoy what we've

0:45:27.880 --> 0:45:30.480
<v Speaker 1>put hours in, blood and sweat and tears into, we'll

0:45:30.520 --> 0:45:32.120
<v Speaker 1>give you the classic wave. That's what you want.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, So this is another round of Jenitor sides. In fact, yep,

0:45:40.320 --> 0:45:41.480
<v Speaker 6>she's currently in a coffin.

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<v Speaker 1>Knock on the wood up there we go. There's a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of movement going. Are you itching somewhere or what's happening?

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<v Speaker 8>No, it's all the padding.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh so we've done this a few times.

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<v Speaker 6>We've left it up to Jenna to make vital decisions

0:45:53.239 --> 0:45:54.960
<v Speaker 6>that we're torn on because I think we need to

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<v Speaker 6>ditch our opener.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you know, if people are skipping it, you definitely

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<v Speaker 1>need to take things up.

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<v Speaker 6>If they couldn't be fucked even listening to our beautiful creation,

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<v Speaker 6>then why bother we should do it the traditional way.

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<v Speaker 1>You wouldn't skip the intro to the Simpsons, No, as

0:46:12.120 --> 0:46:13.440
<v Speaker 1>if you would if it's.

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<v Speaker 5>The best bar.

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<v Speaker 6>The most insulting thing is that podcast apps don't even

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<v Speaker 6>do that automatic skip intro thing like Netflix, so they're

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<v Speaker 6>going out of their way.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, that's a great point. That's probably what's to come.

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<v Speaker 6>But I've cross checked the recommendations of the ideal podcast

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<v Speaker 6>opener and I've done up a script.

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<v Speaker 5>Mitchell, you go, okay, is it what we should be doing?

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks? Oh wow, designed and everything.

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<v Speaker 6>So screenplay, grab the grab the theme music, and this

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<v Speaker 6>is what our podcast opener will sound like as of

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<v Speaker 6>season three. If Jeneiti sized that, this is the smart

0:46:47.040 --> 0:46:51.040
<v Speaker 6>way to go. So we have to announce what the

0:46:51.120 --> 0:46:52.560
<v Speaker 6>topic will be. We don't know what that will be.

0:46:52.880 --> 0:46:55.719
<v Speaker 5>Oh okay for next season our first episode back, just

0:46:55.800 --> 0:46:56.480
<v Speaker 5>make some shit up.

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<v Speaker 1>That's your line, quantum physics.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, sure you can say whatever you like. Ye, all right,

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<v Speaker 5>this is what it'll sound like.

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<v Speaker 6>Hello, and welcome to episode fifty four of Is It

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<v Speaker 6>Just Me? A podcast about the rude shocks of young adulthood.

0:47:12.960 --> 0:47:16.120
<v Speaker 6>I'm Mitchell Kum and I'm Mitchell Churi. This week we'll

0:47:16.160 --> 0:47:19.239
<v Speaker 6>be discussing quantum sciences. Before they get started, make sure

0:47:19.280 --> 0:47:22.160
<v Speaker 6>you subscribe and leave a review on your podcast at.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's kick off, the same way we do every week

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<v Speaker 1>with one. Is it just me each it's something we've noticed,

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<v Speaker 1>something we hate or appreciate. Are you ready, Mitch?

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<v Speaker 5>I certainly am ready. Mitch. Hey, guys, welcome to the show.

0:47:35.000 --> 0:47:39.040
<v Speaker 1>How's everyone doing? Genere Hi, Jenna, Hi, see Jesus Christ.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel sick. That's boring, that's horrendous. It's some better

0:47:42.320 --> 0:47:43.600
<v Speaker 1>homes and gardens bullshit.

0:47:43.760 --> 0:47:45.600
<v Speaker 8>But we can't disgusting thing.

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<v Speaker 6>We can't ignore the feedback. Our listeners themselves have ignored

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<v Speaker 6>the carry on and the sniffles and that sneezes. They

0:47:54.600 --> 0:47:56.240
<v Speaker 6>just don't They haven't even noticed.

0:47:56.280 --> 0:47:58.640
<v Speaker 1>I was searching for a bin for fuck's sake, you pigs.

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<v Speaker 1>But maybe they just love that. Maybe they heard those

0:48:04.760 --> 0:48:07.080
<v Speaker 1>little bits in between and they went, that's what makes

0:48:07.120 --> 0:48:09.360
<v Speaker 1>this podcast great. And maybe they didn't question it, or

0:48:09.400 --> 0:48:10.960
<v Speaker 1>maybe they're nice enough. You know, when you listen to

0:48:11.000 --> 0:48:13.680
<v Speaker 1>a friends project, then you think and there's a mistake

0:48:13.800 --> 0:48:15.920
<v Speaker 1>or it's terrible, and you go, oh, I won't tell

0:48:15.960 --> 0:48:16.480
<v Speaker 1>them about that.

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<v Speaker 5>Maybe a friend's short film and.

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<v Speaker 1>You think this is shit. How Hey, I'm in trop

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<v Speaker 1>Fest this year and I wrote and directed and filmed,

0:48:22.640 --> 0:48:24.160
<v Speaker 1>and you watch it. Maybe you should have let one

0:48:24.160 --> 0:48:26.800
<v Speaker 1>of those jobs go, and you go, this is this

0:48:27.040 --> 0:48:28.640
<v Speaker 1>is great, and you don't let them know that. You

0:48:28.719 --> 0:48:30.560
<v Speaker 1>know you can see the cable in the corner and

0:48:30.600 --> 0:48:30.920
<v Speaker 1>the life.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, you never tell your friend that's made a short film.

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<v Speaker 6>It's quite clearly daytime when you film this and you've

0:48:36.360 --> 0:48:37.560
<v Speaker 6>just turned the brightness dound and make it.

0:48:37.640 --> 0:48:39.879
<v Speaker 5>Think it's nice. Yeah, we're not stupid data.

0:48:40.120 --> 0:48:43.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, or they're pretending they're in Hawaii, but they're quite

0:48:43.239 --> 0:48:46.239
<v Speaker 1>clearly at Manly Beach. We're trapped on the beach. No,

0:48:46.360 --> 0:48:48.680
<v Speaker 1>I can see I can see the Bonda lifeguard's filming

0:48:48.719 --> 0:48:54.760
<v Speaker 1>under the hopo cually Lara Bingle filming at a biopic.

0:48:56.600 --> 0:48:59.279
<v Speaker 1>What is that? What is the noise?

0:48:59.360 --> 0:49:01.360
<v Speaker 5>Is there a rat scuttling around in Jenny's coffin?

0:49:01.600 --> 0:49:02.560
<v Speaker 1>N what's in the back of there?

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<v Speaker 8>It's the padding here?

0:49:04.640 --> 0:49:05.440
<v Speaker 5>Why is it moving?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, Jenna, Oh my god, someone of course

0:49:08.400 --> 0:49:10.920
<v Speaker 1>fell out of the or they forgot to pull a

0:49:11.000 --> 0:49:14.200
<v Speaker 1>hand out, someone who was in a tragic hand incident.

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<v Speaker 5>Anyway, Janet de Side, Yeah, we tak to you, Jenna.

0:49:17.440 --> 0:49:19.239
<v Speaker 5>Do we be self indulgent and roll with.

0:49:19.320 --> 0:49:22.479
<v Speaker 6>Our obnoxious opener that clearly know one gives a fuck

0:49:22.520 --> 0:49:24.760
<v Speaker 6>about that Mitch has put.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know what, I will say this, we've already

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<v Speaker 1>chosen the grabs to go in for next year.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my word, we short list them as thinnert. The

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<v Speaker 5>new one's done.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I hear a grab and we're throw microave was

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<v Speaker 1>in Now it's out. That's how quick we decide on

0:49:36.520 --> 0:49:40.160
<v Speaker 1>new grabs. Jenna, it's up to you deciding the boring

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<v Speaker 1>way or our way.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, well, we do have to consider what our listeners want.

0:49:47.760 --> 0:49:50.680
<v Speaker 5>The data is there, they skip it, Jenna.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I couldn't know. We're doing the our one.

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<v Speaker 1>We're keeping the original yep.

0:49:57.840 --> 0:50:02.120
<v Speaker 8>I tried to be logical, but no, it was a disaster.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank god. That was horrendous, Thank Cross, Thank you, Jenna.

0:50:07.280 --> 0:50:08.920
<v Speaker 1>We're keeping the original opener.

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<v Speaker 5>Here's to being obnoxious in twenty twenty one.

0:50:14.400 --> 0:50:17.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm cheosing yours for you, cheers. It doesn't have the

0:50:17.440 --> 0:50:19.719
<v Speaker 1>same chink to it. Ready, it's just mad against Mard

0:50:19.760 --> 0:50:24.000
<v Speaker 1>Ready Ready, it's not glamorous. That Yeah, we did it.

0:50:25.760 --> 0:50:28.759
<v Speaker 1>I guess that technically means we're done for the year.

0:50:29.040 --> 0:50:31.680
<v Speaker 5>I know our last show but twenty can you believe

0:50:31.760 --> 0:50:32.960
<v Speaker 5>we really kept them fed?

0:50:33.040 --> 0:50:35.800
<v Speaker 1>Though? I mean, there's a lot of content here to enjoy. Jesus.

0:50:36.000 --> 0:50:38.399
<v Speaker 1>One of our most listened to episodes is our final

0:50:38.440 --> 0:50:40.080
<v Speaker 1>episode of season two. Is that right, Mitch?

0:50:40.400 --> 0:50:41.600
<v Speaker 5>Yes, season one?

0:50:42.040 --> 0:50:44.120
<v Speaker 1>Sorry tunnel. Yeah, Jesus, that's crazy.

0:50:44.200 --> 0:50:46.000
<v Speaker 5>Let's see how far this one spreads.

0:50:46.120 --> 0:50:48.680
<v Speaker 1>Now we are going on a holiday for a little bit.

0:50:48.719 --> 0:50:50.680
<v Speaker 1>We don't exactly know when we'll be back yet, but

0:50:50.760 --> 0:50:52.439
<v Speaker 1>you can keep up to date with us followers both.

0:50:52.480 --> 0:50:53.520
<v Speaker 1>We'll be doing our own thing.

0:50:54.280 --> 0:50:57.319
<v Speaker 5>We're doing our Instagram live every Sunday. Oh, at couple

0:50:57.320 --> 0:50:57.760
<v Speaker 5>of minches.

0:50:57.840 --> 0:51:04.840
<v Speaker 1>Sorry, dots back at the window. Yes, next week you

0:51:04.880 --> 0:51:08.080
<v Speaker 1>can have the next quick where are they in the

0:51:08.200 --> 0:51:14.799
<v Speaker 1>cub box? Sorry? Oh, poised pad has fallen out picking

0:51:14.960 --> 0:51:22.439
<v Speaker 1>up an No, you can't have cake your insulin levels

0:51:22.560 --> 0:51:24.440
<v Speaker 1>through the Sorry something about a live I missed it.

0:51:24.520 --> 0:51:25.280
<v Speaker 1>But we'll be there.

0:51:25.360 --> 0:51:27.600
<v Speaker 5>Instagram Live out a couple of minutes every Sunday when

0:51:27.680 --> 0:51:29.560
<v Speaker 5>we're here or not. All right, guys, we better get

0:51:29.560 --> 0:51:29.920
<v Speaker 5>out of here.

0:51:30.000 --> 0:51:33.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we should go, Jenna, thank you for committing to

0:51:33.120 --> 0:51:35.920
<v Speaker 1>the bit and staying in the in the in the

0:51:36.000 --> 0:51:39.880
<v Speaker 1>coffin the entire episode that's okay. Are you feeling you

0:51:40.040 --> 0:51:42.319
<v Speaker 1>feel like you're low on oxygen a bit?

0:51:42.480 --> 0:51:44.560
<v Speaker 4>But you know I'm dedicated to the podcast definitely.

0:51:44.800 --> 0:51:46.279
<v Speaker 1>We love you, Jenna, thank you for a great year,

0:51:46.280 --> 0:51:47.839
<v Speaker 1>and we will be back. We're signed with I Heeart.

0:51:47.920 --> 0:51:48.959
<v Speaker 1>Season three is coming.

0:51:49.120 --> 0:51:51.319
<v Speaker 5>Very thankful listening everyone. We can't wait to be back

0:51:51.360 --> 0:51:51.880
<v Speaker 5>with you next year.

0:51:51.880 --> 0:51:54.960
<v Speaker 1>We'll miss you, so are you in twenty twenty one. Actually,

0:51:55.000 --> 0:51:59.080
<v Speaker 1>hold on way before we go. Sorry, no, I know

0:51:59.200 --> 0:52:03.040
<v Speaker 1>we were this because you forgot no, Midge, I believe

0:52:03.640 --> 0:52:06.640
<v Speaker 1>we have a viagra update tore squeeze in just before

0:52:06.680 --> 0:52:11.200
<v Speaker 1>the seasons. Don't be ashamed, so.

0:52:11.520 --> 0:52:13.920
<v Speaker 6>New listeners, Mitch has been checking in with me to

0:52:13.960 --> 0:52:16.560
<v Speaker 6>see if I've used viagra, which they gave me to

0:52:16.760 --> 0:52:21.120
<v Speaker 6>counteract the side effects of my antidepressants, because yes, started

0:52:21.120 --> 0:52:23.480
<v Speaker 6>taking antidepressants recently and one of the side effects is

0:52:23.719 --> 0:52:27.560
<v Speaker 6>sexual dysfunction. Like, just in case it's an issue, here's

0:52:27.600 --> 0:52:30.239
<v Speaker 6>some viagra. And you've been forcing me to open up

0:52:30.239 --> 0:52:31.799
<v Speaker 6>about it on the podcast every week and I haven't

0:52:31.800 --> 0:52:32.440
<v Speaker 6>had much to say.

0:52:32.640 --> 0:52:35.520
<v Speaker 1>They've been forcing you to open up your hope. I

0:52:35.719 --> 0:52:38.320
<v Speaker 1>believe you were had it on with the listener of

0:52:38.400 --> 0:52:45.120
<v Speaker 1>the podcast Jenn, Wait, what it's so good? He fucked listener?

0:52:45.719 --> 0:52:47.160
<v Speaker 1>Are you serious they fucked him?

0:52:48.760 --> 0:52:50.480
<v Speaker 5>I didn't know they were listener at first.

0:52:50.840 --> 0:52:52.000
<v Speaker 1>To be fair, what's her name?

0:52:52.560 --> 0:52:54.960
<v Speaker 5>I'm not saying. I'm not revealing any of that.

0:52:57.880 --> 0:52:59.120
<v Speaker 1>Wow, I'm sure they're listening.

0:52:59.200 --> 0:52:59.359
<v Speaker 5>Now.

0:53:00.680 --> 0:53:01.720
<v Speaker 1>How did it go? Imige?

0:53:03.480 --> 0:53:11.200
<v Speaker 5>The viagara worked a treat That was one point to

0:53:11.320 --> 0:53:13.560
<v Speaker 5>Mitchell Comb's no point to depression.

0:53:14.880 --> 0:53:19.680
<v Speaker 1>Take that depression, that depression. Enjoy my second five. Congratulations,

0:53:20.239 --> 0:53:23.200
<v Speaker 1>So your dig works only with copious amounts of medication.

0:53:25.080 --> 0:53:26.600
<v Speaker 1>Did Was it good? Did it feel good to have

0:53:26.719 --> 0:53:27.160
<v Speaker 1>it working?

0:53:27.600 --> 0:53:28.960
<v Speaker 6>It was a relief to be like, oh, thank god,

0:53:29.000 --> 0:53:31.239
<v Speaker 6>it still works because I was starting to believe your

0:53:31.400 --> 0:53:34.080
<v Speaker 6>theory that your dick is broken, that's what you've been saying.

0:53:34.120 --> 0:53:36.640
<v Speaker 1>That's a little bit of bance. Did it? Did it

0:53:36.719 --> 0:53:38.400
<v Speaker 1>stay hard the whole time and then linger.

0:53:38.280 --> 0:53:40.400
<v Speaker 5>After it was hard when it needed to be? It

0:53:40.520 --> 0:53:43.120
<v Speaker 5>was really there was no lingering. You're still very much

0:53:43.160 --> 0:53:44.840
<v Speaker 5>in control, even under the influence of viagra.

0:53:44.960 --> 0:53:46.680
<v Speaker 1>But this listener would have known, right because he would

0:53:46.680 --> 0:53:49.120
<v Speaker 1>have heard of the copious renditions of viagra update over

0:53:49.120 --> 0:53:49.840
<v Speaker 1>the last few wells.

0:53:50.040 --> 0:53:53.280
<v Speaker 5>That's the thing I didn't realize he was a listener,

0:53:54.320 --> 0:53:54.760
<v Speaker 5>and then.

0:53:54.960 --> 0:53:56.839
<v Speaker 1>Until what he had cum shirt.

0:53:56.960 --> 0:53:57.800
<v Speaker 5>No when I first.

0:53:59.640 --> 0:54:01.120
<v Speaker 1>He went the kitchen when I need to drink and

0:54:01.160 --> 0:54:02.120
<v Speaker 1>pulled out of mug that he won.

0:54:03.800 --> 0:54:07.279
<v Speaker 6>He he mentioned to me, Oh, yeah, I've listened to

0:54:07.320 --> 0:54:10.360
<v Speaker 6>a couple of episodes of the podcast, and I was like, fuck,

0:54:10.880 --> 0:54:11.759
<v Speaker 6>which episodes?

0:54:12.239 --> 0:54:14.080
<v Speaker 5>And so I just came clean and said have you

0:54:14.120 --> 0:54:17.880
<v Speaker 5>heard of I update? And he goesh yeah, And I

0:54:18.000 --> 0:54:20.880
<v Speaker 5>was like, that's kind of a relief. Actually, that saves

0:54:20.880 --> 0:54:21.840
<v Speaker 5>me the awkward conversation.

0:54:22.560 --> 0:54:25.520
<v Speaker 6>And then, as it turns out, is not as much

0:54:25.560 --> 0:54:27.120
<v Speaker 6>of a casual listener as I thought.

0:54:27.440 --> 0:54:32.040
<v Speaker 5>Oh he's not just a listener. He's an endurant idiot. No, no, no,

0:54:33.000 --> 0:54:35.840
<v Speaker 5>our Facebook group you have the secret Facebook group.

0:54:36.440 --> 0:54:37.359
<v Speaker 1>During idiot.

0:54:39.239 --> 0:54:39.680
<v Speaker 5>Minchell.

0:54:39.920 --> 0:54:46.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, that's the best. Oh my god, it's

0:54:46.040 --> 0:54:47.800
<v Speaker 1>the I agree you are the endurant idiot by the

0:54:47.880 --> 0:54:51.200
<v Speaker 1>sounds of it. Wow, that's brilliant. Well I'm happy for you.

0:54:51.280 --> 0:54:54.280
<v Speaker 1>I'm glad it works and the broken dick is finally rectified.

0:54:54.560 --> 0:54:58.080
<v Speaker 5>Thank you? Oh I did. I did despise you for

0:54:58.200 --> 0:54:59.440
<v Speaker 5>bringing it up continually.

0:54:59.640 --> 0:55:01.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Hey, aren't you glad that I brought it up?

0:55:01.920 --> 0:55:03.960
<v Speaker 1>And we had a positive resolution because everyone's listening to

0:55:04.000 --> 0:55:06.000
<v Speaker 1>go shiit mitches Dick has broken for Christmas. But now

0:55:06.040 --> 0:55:08.360
<v Speaker 1>they know that it's working and that's a real Christmas miracle.

0:55:08.880 --> 0:55:11.360
<v Speaker 5>Well, can I tell you one in eight people in

0:55:11.440 --> 0:55:13.000
<v Speaker 5>Australia take antidepressants.

0:55:13.160 --> 0:55:14.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that doesn't surprise me.

0:55:14.280 --> 0:55:15.040
<v Speaker 5>So that's a lot of people.

0:55:15.080 --> 0:55:17.000
<v Speaker 6>If you looked around the room, there's like often in

0:55:17.080 --> 0:55:18.719
<v Speaker 6>this office more than ten people sitting here.

0:55:18.800 --> 0:55:20.640
<v Speaker 5>So I may not be the only one.

0:55:20.880 --> 0:55:23.359
<v Speaker 1>I highly doubt you're the only one. It's great. There

0:55:23.400 --> 0:55:25.360
<v Speaker 1>you go, and you'll need to you one after this

0:55:25.520 --> 0:55:27.000
<v Speaker 1>coffin after today.

0:55:27.600 --> 0:55:31.680
<v Speaker 5>Do you know how many men say they've experienced sexual dysfunction?

0:55:31.840 --> 0:55:32.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

0:55:32.280 --> 0:55:36.480
<v Speaker 6>For twenty three percent, oh jesu. Most commonly a lack

0:55:36.520 --> 0:55:41.239
<v Speaker 6>of sexual desire, difficulty reaching orgasm or pain during intercourse,

0:55:41.560 --> 0:55:43.319
<v Speaker 6>and for women it's fifty percent even more.

0:55:43.400 --> 0:55:45.960
<v Speaker 1>That doesn't surprise me. Men a shit, So yes it does.

0:55:46.840 --> 0:55:49.520
<v Speaker 6>It was embarrassing that you kept bringing this up repeatedly,

0:55:49.560 --> 0:55:51.320
<v Speaker 6>but then I thought, Bargaret, I don't mind talking about it.

0:55:51.560 --> 0:55:53.759
<v Speaker 5>Oh people, there's more people going through it than you

0:55:53.800 --> 0:55:56.439
<v Speaker 5>would think. And it's not my fault. It's the fucking antidepressant.

0:55:56.680 --> 0:56:00.719
<v Speaker 1>Very true, but we also scared. What happens the light?

0:56:01.320 --> 0:56:05.080
<v Speaker 5>Oh no, in the coffin. This is where we reveal

0:56:05.120 --> 0:56:05.480
<v Speaker 5>our plan.

0:56:05.800 --> 0:56:10.759
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, see you Joanna. We'll see you guys next year.

0:56:10.840 --> 0:56:12.560
<v Speaker 1>By Mitch, get the cake. We'll go in the other room.

0:56:15.600 --> 0:56:18.600
<v Speaker 1>I want some cake. I'm hungry.

0:56:20.239 --> 0:56:23.360
<v Speaker 8>Can you unscrew I'm very hungry.

0:56:24.440 --> 0:56:29.440
<v Speaker 1>They tied he you guys, make you for they do

0:56:29.560 --> 0:56:31.040
<v Speaker 1>the bottom ones. Don't forget the bottom ones.

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<v Speaker 8>Unscrew me.

0:56:35.080 --> 0:56:36.840
<v Speaker 5>Beautiful like concrete.

0:56:37.560 --> 0:56:38.399
<v Speaker 1>See you next year, guys.

0:56:38.800 --> 0:56:44.080
<v Speaker 5>You is it just me? Don't forget to subscribe and

0:56:44.239 --> 0:56:48.280
<v Speaker 5>leave a review on your podcast app or follow on Spotify.

0:57:04.760 --> 0:57:09.359
<v Speaker 4>Did everyone leave? Ah?

0:57:11.040 --> 0:57:14.160
<v Speaker 1>So it appears that everybody's.

0:57:13.640 --> 0:57:15.280
<v Speaker 4>Left me here in a coffin.

0:57:16.040 --> 0:57:17.160
<v Speaker 1>I heard the door.

0:57:17.640 --> 0:57:24.240
<v Speaker 4>Shut, So welcome to add Reef. I'm reporting from a coffin.

0:57:25.360 --> 0:57:31.840
<v Speaker 4>It's really shut now. They both screwed it in. All

0:57:31.880 --> 0:57:34.280
<v Speaker 4>the lights are off now, so I can't see anything

0:57:37.640 --> 0:57:48.320
<v Speaker 4>that Yeah good stuff. Yeah now, I can't believe they

0:57:48.400 --> 0:57:51.760
<v Speaker 4>left me in here and a million of coffin Like

0:57:51.880 --> 0:57:53.480
<v Speaker 4>some of you would be like, oh no you're not,

0:57:53.760 --> 0:57:54.640
<v Speaker 4>but I really am like.

0:58:10.040 --> 0:58:12.360
<v Speaker 1>Unscrewer unscrewed.

0:58:14.760 --> 0:58:16.600
<v Speaker 5>Fine, get the shop done.

0:58:17.480 --> 0:58:18.640
<v Speaker 8>I can't get.

0:58:20.280 --> 0:58:20.440
<v Speaker 1>There.

0:58:22.760 --> 0:58:25.000
<v Speaker 5>Wait did you want to stay in there for she

0:58:25.080 --> 0:58:26.080
<v Speaker 5>can stay in, but open the lead.

0:58:26.080 --> 0:58:27.320
<v Speaker 1>It'd be nice to see her face.

0:58:27.840 --> 0:58:35.080
<v Speaker 5>Oh oh, dear god, oh your hair looks disgusting. You've

0:58:35.120 --> 0:58:37.240
<v Speaker 5>got to in colmen, she's got coffin hair.

0:58:42.200 --> 0:58:45.280
<v Speaker 1>Oh, Jemma, Hi, we got you the no staying there

0:58:46.240 --> 0:58:46.360
<v Speaker 1>is she?

0:58:47.760 --> 0:58:48.360
<v Speaker 5>Do you ship?

0:58:49.360 --> 0:58:49.880
<v Speaker 1>What do you want to do?

0:58:51.840 --> 0:58:54.120
<v Speaker 6>Welcome to add brief. This is our secret segment on

0:58:54.160 --> 0:58:55.720
<v Speaker 6>the end. We trick people out of listening so that

0:58:55.800 --> 0:59:00.200
<v Speaker 6>we can embarrass ourselves even further. This this, this part

0:59:00.240 --> 0:59:01.960
<v Speaker 6>of the show is nothing to be proud of, which

0:59:01.960 --> 0:59:03.400
<v Speaker 6>is why we keep it a secret. We go on,

0:59:03.520 --> 0:59:06.680
<v Speaker 6>weird tangents, we carry on. This is the most indulgent

0:59:06.720 --> 0:59:07.240
<v Speaker 6>part of the show.

0:59:07.600 --> 0:59:09.240
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, a lot of people love this show. It's

0:59:09.240 --> 0:59:09.800
<v Speaker 1>a favorite part.

0:59:10.200 --> 0:59:10.880
<v Speaker 5>Fifth part. Yeah.

0:59:11.040 --> 0:59:12.680
<v Speaker 1>Someone messaged me the other day and they were like,

0:59:13.240 --> 0:59:15.240
<v Speaker 1>I was this close to taking my car back to

0:59:15.280 --> 0:59:17.880
<v Speaker 1>the car dealership because I thought car play was broken,

0:59:17.920 --> 0:59:19.880
<v Speaker 1>because whenever I finish our episode it said there was

0:59:19.960 --> 0:59:22.400
<v Speaker 1>thirty minutes left to go every week and he's like,

0:59:22.480 --> 0:59:24.200
<v Speaker 1>my car is broken, it's brand new. But no, he

0:59:24.320 --> 0:59:25.800
<v Speaker 1>just wasn't getting to ad Debrie.

0:59:25.880 --> 0:59:28.160
<v Speaker 6>I'm not even kidding at least like every maybe not

0:59:28.280 --> 0:59:31.360
<v Speaker 6>every week, but every two weeks. Sorry, someone new discovers

0:59:31.360 --> 0:59:32.000
<v Speaker 6>AD debrief.

0:59:32.360 --> 0:59:33.920
<v Speaker 1>The thing is, this is where you get the co

0:59:34.080 --> 0:59:36.000
<v Speaker 1>word and the entry and that the details of our

0:59:36.080 --> 0:59:39.440
<v Speaker 1>secret group on Facebook called Endurant Idiots E n D.

0:59:39.640 --> 0:59:43.320
<v Speaker 1>You are a MT idiots. We post behind the scenes content.

0:59:43.360 --> 0:59:45.160
<v Speaker 1>It's a bit of fun. It's a little community. Now

0:59:45.200 --> 0:59:46.600
<v Speaker 1>is there's almost a thousand people on that.

0:59:46.800 --> 0:59:47.800
<v Speaker 5>No, it's so much fun.

0:59:47.960 --> 0:59:50.960
<v Speaker 1>It's a little home and we love we love all

0:59:51.000 --> 0:59:54.160
<v Speaker 1>of our idiots and you can join just searching during idiots.

0:59:54.160 --> 0:59:56.040
<v Speaker 1>There's a couple questions to answer. It's pretty easy. All

0:59:56.040 --> 0:59:57.640
<v Speaker 1>you need to do is the name of this segment,

0:59:57.680 --> 0:59:59.040
<v Speaker 1>which of course is AD Debrief.

0:59:59.400 --> 1:00:02.120
<v Speaker 6>Hey quick PSA to everyone now that we're in we're

1:00:02.160 --> 1:00:03.640
<v Speaker 6>in the thick of Australian summer.

1:00:04.360 --> 1:00:07.000
<v Speaker 5>Don't drive with a pair of thongs on.

1:00:08.200 --> 1:00:10.200
<v Speaker 6>Make sure you take the thongs off while you're using

1:00:10.200 --> 1:00:12.680
<v Speaker 6>the pedals, because I nearly rear ended someone on the

1:00:12.720 --> 1:00:15.960
<v Speaker 6>way here. You're kidding, because I always take my thongs off,

1:00:16.000 --> 1:00:18.000
<v Speaker 6>but I don't know today, I just forgot and I

1:00:18.200 --> 1:00:20.840
<v Speaker 6>went to push the brakes and my phone got caught,

1:00:21.040 --> 1:00:22.200
<v Speaker 6>so like there was a delay.

1:00:22.240 --> 1:00:24.000
<v Speaker 5>I was like, shaite, no, I could have I could

1:00:24.040 --> 1:00:25.280
<v Speaker 5>have been killed again.

1:00:26.960 --> 1:00:29.880
<v Speaker 1>Dig again Jesus, yeah, yeah, second touch of death.

1:00:30.240 --> 1:00:31.000
<v Speaker 8>You could have been here.

1:00:31.720 --> 1:00:33.560
<v Speaker 5>I had to pick the coffin and people don't like

1:00:33.600 --> 1:00:36.040
<v Speaker 5>when we eat on the podcast, especially mate.

1:00:38.920 --> 1:00:42.320
<v Speaker 1>Again some credit. I had to pick up the coffin

1:00:42.360 --> 1:00:46.120
<v Speaker 1>from Caring Funerals in five Dock. Thank you again for

1:00:46.160 --> 1:00:48.400
<v Speaker 1>the coffin. Guys, it's absolutely beautiful if you do need

1:00:48.440 --> 1:00:51.200
<v Speaker 1>a coffin. In all seriousness, mate, they love the fact

1:00:51.600 --> 1:00:55.800
<v Speaker 1>that this was for comedy. The lady I walked in,

1:00:55.960 --> 1:00:57.840
<v Speaker 1>no joke. It was pouring with rain. I parked the

1:00:57.920 --> 1:01:00.400
<v Speaker 1>van on the side. Should I hel me help you

1:01:00.600 --> 1:01:02.720
<v Speaker 1>because you're a guy. No, there's a woman there. I've been.

1:01:02.960 --> 1:01:05.840
<v Speaker 1>I've been talking to Adam who owns it. His name

1:01:05.920 --> 1:01:08.600
<v Speaker 1>is in on the window. He's a real celebrity in

1:01:08.600 --> 1:01:12.480
<v Speaker 1>the Five Dog funeral community. A big white lady who yeah, who?

1:01:13.120 --> 1:01:14.840
<v Speaker 1>And I walked in. I went, no knock and then

1:01:14.840 --> 1:01:19.400
<v Speaker 1>you walk in and no joke, very faint, beautiful music playing.

1:01:19.880 --> 1:01:25.080
<v Speaker 1>I went, he went hill my helm, you dear, I went, Hi,

1:01:25.280 --> 1:01:28.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm from from the radio station from is It just Me?

1:01:28.200 --> 1:01:30.760
<v Speaker 1>The podcast. I've organized a coffin with Adam, and she

1:01:30.880 --> 1:01:33.240
<v Speaker 1>immediately snapped into gear. Thought it was fun, thought it

1:01:33.360 --> 1:01:35.160
<v Speaker 1>was great. Took me around the back, got the coffin.

1:01:35.240 --> 1:01:37.640
<v Speaker 1>We've done this, We've engraved at it's custom balsa wood.

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<v Speaker 1>We've had engraves for the girl. Yeah, there's an engraving

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<v Speaker 1>on the front of the look. And she said, may

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<v Speaker 1>I ask what you're doing with the coffin and I said, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>it's for the podcast. We have a producer here and

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<v Speaker 1>you're not really a producer. And she said she'd do

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<v Speaker 1>a show from a coffin, and she went, oh.

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<v Speaker 5>Isn't that fun.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm very sorry, but we don't normally do fun things

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<v Speaker 1>like this. In all my thirty years of making and

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<v Speaker 1>selling coffins, we've never done something like this.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, it's not an easy thing to integrate into an

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<v Speaker 5>entertainment show with it, No, no, but we've done it

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<v Speaker 5>because we're fucked.

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<v Speaker 1>I wonder if there's anyone out there that are really

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<v Speaker 1>offended by this. Well, yeah, that's what I.

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<v Speaker 5>Was worried about, like someone who's recently lost someone. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, maybe it's one of those things where it's so

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<v Speaker 6>dark that you can't help it laugh. But I hope

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<v Speaker 6>that's the case, because I was horrified.

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<v Speaker 5>I genuinely hand on heart.

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<v Speaker 6>I just assumed by leaving this task in your hands,

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<v Speaker 6>it wouldn't happen. I was like, Mitch always forgets that

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<v Speaker 6>he'd agreed to ship. Mitch doesn't take responsibility. He's going

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<v Speaker 6>to forget to organize the coffin. And then he sends

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<v Speaker 6>me a message from inside the bloody van going to

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<v Speaker 6>pick it up, and I was like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 6>he's actually getting the coffin.

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<v Speaker 1>I was horrified, But I'm bad when it comes to

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<v Speaker 1>like paying your back for a subway cookie you've brought me,

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<v Speaker 1>not when it comes to this.

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<v Speaker 5>They're actually quite.

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<v Speaker 1>Good with that, am I.

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<v Speaker 5>Here, You're quite good with that. But this is the

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<v Speaker 5>most dedicated I've ever seen you to any content we've

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<v Speaker 5>ever done.

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<v Speaker 6>To our podcast. I'll say to you, hey, can you

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<v Speaker 6>get a Twitter sound effect? And you're fuck around for

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<v Speaker 6>months being like, oh, I've just been so is he

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<v Speaker 6>the ops roll my raining. I had to speak just

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<v Speaker 6>fugging down to god Rump and you always put that

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<v Speaker 6>the easy tasks off, but this is the most elaborate

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<v Speaker 6>task ever.

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<v Speaker 5>You had to inquire about the coffin you had to

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<v Speaker 5>lock it in.

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<v Speaker 1>I had to sell it too for free.

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<v Speaker 5>You have to sell.

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<v Speaker 6>You had to promise all these things that we would deliver,

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<v Speaker 6>And then you had to speak to one of the

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<v Speaker 6>people in campaigns and activations here saying can I borrow

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<v Speaker 6>the kiss van?

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<v Speaker 4>You know what?

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<v Speaker 1>Staying in the kiss van all weekend? God forbid? They

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<v Speaker 1>go out to Buddy Western Sydney. Oh can't. He's a

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<v Speaker 1>frosty cold cad of coke. He's a bag. Oh my dear.

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<v Speaker 5>They just use the coffin as an eski. So you're

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<v Speaker 5>not taking this back today.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's going back on Monday.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, we've got it all weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>You could sleep in it.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, it is very comfy.

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<v Speaker 5>Try hey, I'll try. Oh, yes, there's like I'm not

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<v Speaker 5>being mean. This is no way you're going to fit.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just the Yeah, we're the headphones.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't need them now you can hear it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, it's right. Well, my dumpers in.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh that's a tight square.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm in. No, it doesn't fit me heightwise.

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<v Speaker 5>Jenna, Jenna, these are eight hundred dollars shoes. Jenna, try

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<v Speaker 5>and put the lid on.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, one arm's in you.

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<v Speaker 5>Know, there's not even your cliff won't fit your elva's hair.

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<v Speaker 1>My lungs are being squashed.

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<v Speaker 5>Get out, get out.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm actually wedged, Mitchell, Look at my shoulders, they're wedged in.

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<v Speaker 5>Looks don't look comfy, does it?

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<v Speaker 9>Well?

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<v Speaker 1>I guess if you're in here, you're not exactly leaving

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<v Speaker 1>a reviewer. Oh my god, and me with my body?

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<v Speaker 6>Can I just say, there's actually nothing that sounds more

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<v Speaker 6>horrific to me than an open casket.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 5>I agree, I've never visited one of you guys. Get on, Mike, Jennifer,

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<v Speaker 5>god's fake. I don't have this conversation. If you're over there, let's.

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<v Speaker 1>Get rid of this music.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I'm over it.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you who?

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<v Speaker 4>Four?

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<v Speaker 1>My aunt was her clearly her wishes to have one.

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<v Speaker 8>No, it wasn't at the funeral, it was before.

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<v Speaker 5>So they put the lip.

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<v Speaker 6>They popped the lid on forever, all the normies, but

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<v Speaker 6>the family got to see this. Well, like a VIP mourner.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how it works, right, is it how it works?

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<v Speaker 8>It's like a special room.

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<v Speaker 1>She had meet and greet passes.

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<v Speaker 8>Wow, and they do their makeup and all that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the funeral home. Yeah, that's exactly this what caring

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<v Speaker 1>funeral will do.

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<v Speaker 6>Can you call Adam our mate and we'll say thanks

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<v Speaker 6>while the line, But do you pop a bit of

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<v Speaker 6>fucking face a bit of cake on the bloody remains?

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<v Speaker 1>No, we don't want to be insensitive, though, do we.

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<v Speaker 5>That's a good question, though, literally just put her in

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<v Speaker 5>a copin for an hour. That's insensitive.

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<v Speaker 1>Good point.

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<v Speaker 4>This spirit has departed, but there remains remain on.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to ask. I'm going to get Adam's number up.

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<v Speaker 1>Who he wants to be buried and who wants to

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<v Speaker 1>be cremated? Obviously, Jenny of b You've had both choices

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<v Speaker 1>done to you in the past. You've also been burn

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<v Speaker 1>at the steak, which is no longer tried and tested.

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<v Speaker 1>Both correct? What do you guys want? Is it all

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<v Speaker 1>sort of general consensus cremation?

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<v Speaker 6>I vibe a cremation because I couldn't make the decision

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<v Speaker 6>do I get buried in bogen Gate or if I

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<v Speaker 6>get buried in Sydney. So I would like whoever is

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<v Speaker 6>my next of kin or whatever the fuck? I would

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<v Speaker 6>like them to draw on how well they know me

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<v Speaker 6>to decide where I ought to be. Scattered bits of me.

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<v Speaker 6>I want to bitter me in bogen Gate, bitter me

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<v Speaker 6>in Sydney, bitter me places that mean something to me,

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<v Speaker 6>And it's up to them to decide. One of them

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<v Speaker 6>might be the Capital Theater because I love seeing Wicked there.

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<v Speaker 4>It's really nice.

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<v Speaker 6>One of them might be, you know, the cafe down

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<v Speaker 6>the road that I love. It's up to whoever is

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<v Speaker 6>scattering the ashes.

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<v Speaker 4>Did you know with cremations they also cremate the cough

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<v Speaker 4>when you're in Yes, everything, So how do you know what's.

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<v Speaker 5>You and what's the cough? No, because it symbolism and

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<v Speaker 5>I for fux that.

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<v Speaker 1>No, No, it's a good question. My aunt was cremated. Yeah, No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not this coffin. This is a display coffin. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like a I actually think it might be cardboards.

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<v Speaker 6>No, it's the coffin that this coffin they decant the

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<v Speaker 6>body into a shitter coffin. No, it's like you don't

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<v Speaker 6>mind that they flip it.

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<v Speaker 1>Out like a Christmas pudding out of the red coal plastic.

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<v Speaker 5>Like I've gone to all this trouble of lacquering this

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<v Speaker 5>fucking coffin. I'm not going to ban it. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 5>put it in some ship thing and then.

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<v Speaker 1>See that's what the budget funeral homes will do. Caring

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<v Speaker 1>funerals wouldn't do that.

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<v Speaker 5>No, yeah, well after when he's on the phone, I've.

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<v Speaker 1>Got him number. Let's call him Adam. Very nice guy.

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<v Speaker 1>This also may be the home phone because it's the family,

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<v Speaker 1>so it might be the wife that don't caring funerals.

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<v Speaker 5>How can I help you?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I'm just wondering if adam's there?

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<v Speaker 5>Please? Oh no, sorry, he's just popped out.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, he's just not in the office.

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<v Speaker 1>At the moment. No worries. All good. Can I help you?

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<v Speaker 5>Did you want to leave a message?

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's all good. We'll call him on his mobile. Okay, probably,

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you so much. That's the that's the woman that

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<v Speaker 1>helped me. Beautiful, she sounds. She was so sweet.

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<v Speaker 5>Why didn't you say good a mate?

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<v Speaker 1>The went well, it was too much. Should I call back.

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<v Speaker 5>Let's go to Adam.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got his number.

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<v Speaker 3>H m hmm.

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<v Speaker 1>Okada is Adam? Yeah, Adam. See, I think he gave

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<v Speaker 1>us a wrong number. That's what happened to me when

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<v Speaker 1>I tried to call last week.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh that's weird.

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<v Speaker 1>Unless he changed his phone. But that happened three times

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<v Speaker 1>to me so that I text and then I finally

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<v Speaker 1>got on to me like, not Adam, and you've got

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<v Speaker 1>the wrong fuck.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, we'll call back at the Caring Funeral's number and

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<v Speaker 5>ask BEV for Adam's number. Is the name Bev, but

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<v Speaker 5>it's assumed. See, hi, bitch, it's me.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm exhausted.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh we can go.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, it's the last episode of the year,

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<v Speaker 1>so we're sing danced.

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<v Speaker 2>To it, Caring Funerals.

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<v Speaker 4>How can I help you?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh it's Mitt from the radio station. Oh, I'm so good.

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<v Speaker 1>I just wanted to say. It all went so well.

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<v Speaker 1>It was perfect, It worked a tread. Oh beautiful.

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<v Speaker 8>I'm so sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>Kathy didn't know anything about it. Oh I thought sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought this was Kathy. Hello, you know it was No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not a problem, Jinn, I'm here with my co

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<v Speaker 1>host Mitch and Jenner are here, Gina.

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<v Speaker 5>Would you like a live review of the coffin?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, Jenna.

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<v Speaker 1>What did you think of the general It was very.

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<v Speaker 4>Very comfortable, and I really really liked the support.

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<v Speaker 1>It was so so good.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh excellent, So.

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<v Speaker 3>Please me and my colleagues can't wait to have a

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<v Speaker 3>look yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>We've got photos and we've got some audio, so we'll

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<v Speaker 1>send it through to Adam. That's actually why I'm calling.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have his mobile number. Would I be able

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<v Speaker 1>to grab it? We just want to call him and

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<v Speaker 1>thank him.

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<v Speaker 5>Yep, he's just his family at the moment.

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<v Speaker 1>It just waited a little while, but his number is

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<v Speaker 1>zero four. Yep. Awesome, Thank you so much. That's amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>And thank you guys. I mean you guys were nothing

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<v Speaker 1>but helpful. We really appreciate your help. The coffin was beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>Well it works, you succeed. Thank you a great Christmas. Okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you too, all of you you too, see bye bye.

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<v Speaker 1>She was so sweet. I thought I wasn't going to

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<v Speaker 1>be able to record today. Why because last night I

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<v Speaker 1>came home midnight from the show, was very hungry and

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<v Speaker 1>all I had in the fridges one of those microwavable

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<v Speaker 1>bass of philet fish that are frozen. Microwaved it. But

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<v Speaker 1>we're having your microwave and I don't think it cooked it,

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<v Speaker 1>And and it was all you thought you. I woke

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<v Speaker 1>up and if I thought my ships were prior to this,

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<v Speaker 1>they made them this ship this morning made them look

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<v Speaker 1>like they were rocks.

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<v Speaker 5>You were on the run. I was on the run.

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<v Speaker 1>I had to ask care in funerals if their place,

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<v Speaker 1>and I did. Actually it's called had I'm speaking of.

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<v Speaker 5>Can you implore? When he ended, it's my default that I.

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<v Speaker 1>Was gonna do what he did. Sound like he was

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<v Speaker 1>at a funeral. The previous call, someone in the background

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<v Speaker 1>was giving a eulogy. Adam, it's made from case. How

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<v Speaker 1>are you.

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<v Speaker 5>A good high? Good?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you? I'm good man, I'm good. Do you have

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<v Speaker 1>a time? Do you have time to talk or no?

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<v Speaker 3>Not?

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<v Speaker 1>Not good? Not a good time? About two minutes, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>be free. Okay, all good, All good. We'll give your

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<v Speaker 1>wiyse back.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, sounds good.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks mate, he's definitely Is that a funeral?

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<v Speaker 5>At what point of the funeral?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, but we probably should considering we have

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<v Speaker 1>to wait ten minutes. We'll be back after this job.

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<v Speaker 1>Yours FM time. Last one for the year. It's all good,

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<v Speaker 1>last one for the year. Hey, should we talk Christmas?

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<v Speaker 1>What are we all doing? You got bog and gate.

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<v Speaker 1>Jenn's going to applace your mansion in four clues. What

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going see this is what this is where this

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<v Speaker 1>comes from you're gonna ask, do.

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<v Speaker 5>You know what I'm planning to do with all my

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<v Speaker 5>I'm off? Yeah, I'm going to go on a bunch

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<v Speaker 5>of dates, really.

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<v Speaker 6>Because my excuse usually is I don't like dating midweek

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<v Speaker 6>because I'm tired.

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<v Speaker 5>I've got to go to work. I get up at

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<v Speaker 5>three forty five am. And so now that I don't

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<v Speaker 5>have that excuse to fall and I'm gonna I'm going

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<v Speaker 5>to be swiping my ass off, don't you worry.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be doing that.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm going to be going Tinder left, front and center.

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<v Speaker 1>So I guess a good question is am I allowed

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<v Speaker 1>to do Viagra updates in the new season season three?

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<v Speaker 3>Or?

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<v Speaker 1>Who was that sort of a cap on the via

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<v Speaker 1>gra update? Did we get the final update?

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<v Speaker 6>Well, we've established that it works. Are you going to

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<v Speaker 6>ask me every time? Hey, Mitchell, did you have a

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<v Speaker 6>rectile dysfunction?

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<v Speaker 1>I probably don't need that level of detail? No, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. I do so, Jenna, you're going to Dubbo? Yes, lovely,

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<v Speaker 1>who's in Dubbo?

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<v Speaker 5>My whole family?

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<v Speaker 4>Love?

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know that.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, pretty sure.

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<v Speaker 6>Geez, great fucking answers, guys, God, excuse me, I gave

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<v Speaker 6>you so much bantage just then.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you were great. No, they're a and I'm not interrogating.

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<v Speaker 5>You were going to cremate.

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<v Speaker 1>It been a coffin for over now, yeah, Mitch, She

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<v Speaker 1>was like, she just got off a long hall flight.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, there's something about being in a coffin for an

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<v Speaker 6>hour that makes gender looks like she's just She's in

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<v Speaker 6>the middle of a layover.

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<v Speaker 5>Flight to London in Abu Dhrby with awful humidity. Her

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<v Speaker 5>hair was all fucked.

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<v Speaker 1>She had her headphones half on around her neck. You

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<v Speaker 1>know when someone's traveling there was got headphones on their necks.

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<v Speaker 5>She was drooling.

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<v Speaker 1>She was so dehydrated she ran for the caramel modekat.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, when you get to an airport, you're like,

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<v Speaker 1>give me any food.

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<v Speaker 5>That's true, I will have stale, hungry decks.

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<v Speaker 1>You need to you know the fun You know, I've

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<v Speaker 1>said this on the podcast. You know when you have

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<v Speaker 1>plain food, you're always like, feel terrible after they filled

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<v Speaker 1>that food with anti laxatives, the opposite of ax. They

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<v Speaker 1>make you firm up. They firm everything up because they

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<v Speaker 1>don't want everyone shitting in the toilet. They don't want

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<v Speaker 1>everyone having the runs, So they actually put medication in

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<v Speaker 1>there that hardens your store. That's why whenever you like

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<v Speaker 1>you put like a day later, it's like, this is horrendous.

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<v Speaker 5>I've never noticed I have. I'd just hate that feeling

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<v Speaker 5>when you've eaten all your plain food kind of you

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<v Speaker 5>can feel it sitting in your stomach.

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<v Speaker 4>YEA. Well.

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<v Speaker 1>The worst one is I was on Quantus flight when

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<v Speaker 1>in and out of Los Angeles and you start sitting

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<v Speaker 1>there with your eye mask on my lavender pillow from

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<v Speaker 1>now thanks Mitch, and then you sort of sit there

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<v Speaker 1>and you have the light hum of She came over

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<v Speaker 1>and she was like, excuse me, pizza pizza bytes and

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<v Speaker 1>woke me out and gave me pizza. But I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll take it. I'm not hungry in the sliders, but

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<v Speaker 1>thanks she woke me up to give me pizza bytes.

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<v Speaker 5>So my mask when I was on my I mask

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<v Speaker 5>when I was on a Eddie had flight. Eddie had

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<v Speaker 5>that we filled with dinner, yes not ever emirates.

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<v Speaker 6>So Eddie had the mask. One side was green and

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<v Speaker 6>it says wake me up. And then the other side

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<v Speaker 6>was red and it says leave me the fuck alive.

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<v Speaker 1>Genius.

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<v Speaker 6>So if you if you're deep in a slumber and

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<v Speaker 6>you don't want to be woken for food. You put

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<v Speaker 6>the red side up so that the flight tenants. No,

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<v Speaker 6>don't disturb them.

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<v Speaker 5>The bitch needs a rest.

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<v Speaker 1>This lavender mask, did you crush it up beforehand? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>well and truly crushed. I'm going to just talk to

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<v Speaker 1>the podcast for about two minutes and just see if

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<v Speaker 1>I get my sleep.

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<v Speaker 5>No, because you're going to be you're gonna be on.

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<v Speaker 5>You're gonna be trying to perform true in through your

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<v Speaker 5>nose too. Well, put it back on, put it back on. Okay,

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<v Speaker 5>everyone listening, Let's do it. Let's do a really quick mindfulness.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh I've got to get the anti anxiety.

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<v Speaker 1>People want the music. It's how it works. What do

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<v Speaker 1>I do?

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<v Speaker 5>Everyone will, Mitchell, you can crunch it, but everyone at

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<v Speaker 5>home doesn't have a fucking lap and a pillow.

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<v Speaker 6>Hop it on your eyes, all right, on, head back,

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<v Speaker 6>all right, arms by your side. Your arms aren't by

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<v Speaker 6>your side.

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<v Speaker 5>Putting the by your side, all right, dislocate their heads.

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<v Speaker 6>You're going to start by relaxing your right shoulder. Focus

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<v Speaker 6>all your energy and relaxing the right shoulder. Relax the

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<v Speaker 6>left shoulder, and now we're going to work our way down.

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<v Speaker 5>Relax your elbows, Relax your wreaths, Relax your fingertips, finger

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<v Speaker 5>my finger, Relax your knees, Relax your calves, relax your ankles,

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<v Speaker 5>and now, toe by toe, relax your feet. Breathing through

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<v Speaker 5>your nose and out through your mouth.

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<v Speaker 6>And if you noticed wandering thoughts drifting into your mind,

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<v Speaker 6>that's okay. Just bring your attention back to the present

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<v Speaker 6>and relax and focus on your breathing in three your

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<v Speaker 6>nose and out through your mouth.

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<v Speaker 5>I think I killed him. General, he's dead like a lot.

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<v Speaker 5>Let's get fucking photos. Relax your chin and your other chin.

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck off. Wow that works, doesn't I felt like I

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<v Speaker 1>was an eagle soar in the Saharan playing Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I had to actively restrain my bow from letting go.

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<v Speaker 1>Was that relaxed? I wanted to urinate all over my

1:17:48.560 --> 1:17:53.040
<v Speaker 1>terry toweling purple fans. Wow. Another TikTok trend is successfully

1:17:53.080 --> 1:17:54.559
<v Speaker 1>dad by? Is that a trend?

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<v Speaker 5>I was like, that's not a TikTok trend, that's just

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<v Speaker 5>mental health, Salan.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me tell you that was brilliant and back in

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<v Speaker 1>my here today, is when I lived in New York.

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<v Speaker 1>We did that every morning we had to move I

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<v Speaker 1>told her about my movement class, given movement, I did

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<v Speaker 1>movement every morning in eight till ten.

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<v Speaker 5>Well that's the first for you, isn't it. Movement.

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<v Speaker 1>I was the fittest I've ever been. We had to

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<v Speaker 1>do one exercise called the Goku egg thing. And if

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<v Speaker 1>you had a class of like twenty right and no joke,

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<v Speaker 1>our teacher, Renee beautiful woman, would play music just like that,

1:18:24.720 --> 1:18:28.479
<v Speaker 1>and she goes, today, we're doing Goku egg class, line

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<v Speaker 1>up at one side of the room and we don't

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<v Speaker 1>have to shove for us, and we're all sort of

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<v Speaker 1>like actors, so we're all doing a bit. It's like, well, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>trying to be fun.

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<v Speaker 5>I can just imagine awful.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, what side to be on the roof? And

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<v Speaker 1>then I walked to the side and she was like,

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<v Speaker 1>we have to cross the room one by one without

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<v Speaker 1>touching the floor. Good luck. And we're all like what.

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<v Speaker 1>And then at first you do silly like you try

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<v Speaker 1>to get a grip. Literally, I'm like, Renee, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>have time for this. I don't want to be in

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<v Speaker 1>a score says you film I don't want to be

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<v Speaker 1>on a good place. I don't want to be fucking

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<v Speaker 1>climbing the walls. So then of course you try and

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<v Speaker 1>climb the walls, or then you try to throw each

1:19:03.880 --> 1:19:06.559
<v Speaker 1>other on jump. But it's a giant room, maybe fifty

1:19:06.640 --> 1:19:10.200
<v Speaker 1>meters massive theaters place, and she went, this is where

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<v Speaker 1>Goku egg comes into play. Okay, so you had to

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<v Speaker 1>get across the room, but your classmates had to be

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<v Speaker 1>the ones to carry you, and you had to curl

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<v Speaker 1>up into a Goku egg ball like you had to

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<v Speaker 1>curl up into a ball, and you would kneel down Mitch,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'd sort of roll onto you, and then you'd

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<v Speaker 1>roll me over to Jenna, and then Ryan would go across,

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<v Speaker 1>and one by one you'd roll across the room like

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<v Speaker 1>a giant rolling Poldie as this music played and you'd

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<v Speaker 1>get to the other side of the room.

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<v Speaker 5>That sounds like you could really fuck your neck.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, it was horrendous, and I was nervous.

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<v Speaker 5>There's nothing, there's nothing about that. That's entire thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, she did. I didn't want to do it because

1:19:51.200 --> 1:19:53.040
<v Speaker 1>I was worried about my weight. Little did I know

1:19:53.080 --> 1:19:55.240
<v Speaker 1>that I would actually blow out The next three years

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<v Speaker 1>back then I was like a tweet compared to what

1:19:57.640 --> 1:19:59.679
<v Speaker 1>I am now. It was really had nothing to worry about,

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<v Speaker 1>if you know. And I said, I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>do it. And then she said, everyone go to Mitchell,

1:20:04.320 --> 1:20:06.920
<v Speaker 1>and everyone came to me, and she went everyone to

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<v Speaker 1>raise your hands, and they all put their hands up,

1:20:09.320 --> 1:20:13.519
<v Speaker 1>and they gave me raiki energy to feel empowered, to

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<v Speaker 1>feel light and to feel slim. And then I cried

1:20:17.320 --> 1:20:18.559
<v Speaker 1>and didn't do it and went to the lunch. Truman

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<v Speaker 1>had had something for the vending machine. Did you actually, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't do it. I didn't do the like I'm

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<v Speaker 1>out of here. No I did. I think I was crying.

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<v Speaker 5>It was very emotional, but I am that's so emotional.

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<v Speaker 5>You don't have to be a fucking egg. I could

1:20:31.439 --> 1:20:31.800
<v Speaker 5>be an egg.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's theater. We also did another exercise right called

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<v Speaker 1>enter Should we try it? What is that called? Enter? Laughing? Exit? Crying?

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<v Speaker 1>So you had to walk into a room like this ready.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank God, please please give an example and sane, insane?

1:21:51.800 --> 1:21:54.040
<v Speaker 1>Why don't I you you that insane?

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<v Speaker 5>Why do I you do that? I don't know, it's ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 5>I haven't had any acting works in argon of Jenny

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<v Speaker 5>that you couldn't differentiate which is laughing or crying? You

1:22:03.240 --> 1:22:10.479
<v Speaker 5>never can, No, try, come on, miss former Home and

1:22:10.520 --> 1:22:13.040
<v Speaker 5>away extra, give it's what you've got your enter laughing

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<v Speaker 5>and then.

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<v Speaker 1>You leave you try?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, already, so just another day.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on, Adam's calling.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh fuck, all right it ten minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>You're right, Adam. I'm good mate. How are you hi, Adam?

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<v Speaker 1>Adam Mitch is here in Jenna. We host the podcast together.

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<v Speaker 1>We just wanted to say the coffin was amazing, Thank you.

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<v Speaker 6>Would you like to hear a live review of the

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<v Speaker 6>coffin general? Give her feedback after being in there for

1:22:41.680 --> 1:22:42.040
<v Speaker 6>an hour?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you like the bottom of her more comfortable for you?

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<v Speaker 1>I loved it.

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<v Speaker 4>That I put the mattress and a pillow in comfortable.

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<v Speaker 5>Most don't get that.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, that's that I put a little bit so

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<v Speaker 1>that I was just a little bit.

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<v Speaker 5>More comfortable for her. Oh beautiful. You're very thoughtful.

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<v Speaker 1>You're amazing, Jenna loved You're the best. Appreciate everything, Adam,

1:23:10.960 --> 1:23:15.559
<v Speaker 1>See you mate, Thank you bye. What a nice man.

1:23:16.560 --> 1:23:19.360
<v Speaker 5>What a glowing endorsement from Jenna. I've used their coffins

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<v Speaker 5>and I love.

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<v Speaker 1>It should call him back and go, oh, adam, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>excuse me, coffin, do not Where were we before that?

1:23:28.160 --> 1:23:31.120
<v Speaker 1>Jenna was about to enter, crying and to laughing. Go

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<v Speaker 1>for Jenna?

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<v Speaker 5>Can I have another scoop of mudcake?

1:23:33.479 --> 1:23:36.080
<v Speaker 1>Dylan's not good past of the guys. I've got to

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<v Speaker 1>start my job very soon.

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<v Speaker 5>Doesn't matter, it does in She comes all right?

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<v Speaker 2>Go for it.

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<v Speaker 1>So quick? That was so quick I don't even notice

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<v Speaker 1>the change.

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<v Speaker 5>She whales like that when she cries.

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't seen Jenny cry. Oh, I have crust crying pleasure?

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<v Speaker 1>What kick you? Sorry? That was really creepy. Meet you

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<v Speaker 1>give it a try. No, I don't think I can

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<v Speaker 1>you reckon? You'd hate acting school. It's so wanky fucked

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<v Speaker 1>Goku egg Mitchell Chury. Across the room, some bitch Renee

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<v Speaker 1>from Long Island from New York was lying down and

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<v Speaker 1>I had to somersault on her back to get across

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<v Speaker 1>a room in a warehouse in Brooklyn.

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<v Speaker 5>I'd rather be dead.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a lot, and I was very sweaty, so

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<v Speaker 1>raiki energy. There's no leaves? What he need to rake?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh a bit much if you ask me. But I

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<v Speaker 1>loved every moment of an Atlantic acting school in Manhattan.

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<v Speaker 5>If you want to get across, don't give them a

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<v Speaker 5>credit line. They didn't give us ship, they didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>They gave me me. They gave you me.

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<v Speaker 5>And he's a handful and a half.

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<v Speaker 1>What a great year it's been, guys.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, it's just been the best, delightful.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll be back soon though. Don't worry if you miss

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<v Speaker 1>a sicking look at our socials or we'll be doing things.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, like, in the rare event that you do miss this,

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<v Speaker 5>listen to old episodes or something. Surely there's something you forgot,

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<v Speaker 5>we said once.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, every listen that you guys give our podcasts, we

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<v Speaker 1>get thirty thousand dollars now, so please just listen to

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<v Speaker 1>one out way you asleep? How don't buy me in

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<v Speaker 1>your hundred jazz. If you listen to two episodes sixty thousand.

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<v Speaker 4>Listen to three, so you all get thirty thousand and three.

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<v Speaker 1>We all get thirty thousand, and we still won't give

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<v Speaker 1>out any mugs. We'll keep all the money and not

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<v Speaker 1>give anyone any prizes.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, anyway, it's been a fuck whole of a year everyone,

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<v Speaker 5>but we've loved hanging out with you.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>In all seriousness, this podcast has been shining ray of light.

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<v Speaker 4>Though.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm glad thank you for listening because really, well and truly,

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<v Speaker 1>no one has to listen to this.

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<v Speaker 5>Why would y'all?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, people are busy, so thank you for listening. I

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't do it without you. We appreciate you, we love you,

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<v Speaker 1>And Durant Idiots is where you can be. I'm sure

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<v Speaker 1>we'll be posting over the break in during Idiots, So

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<v Speaker 1>if you want behind the scenes of extra content, join

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<v Speaker 1>the goddamn Facebook group.

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<v Speaker 5>Guys, please, We'll see you there. And I'm determined to

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<v Speaker 5>go Instagram live every Sunday. Yeah, I can't hear you

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<v Speaker 5>over the my fat pig co host. You might not

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<v Speaker 5>show up and I'll do it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not fair to Lease. She's not your co host anymore.

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<v Speaker 5>Anyway, Thank you for listening.

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<v Speaker 3>Guys.

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<v Speaker 5>We love you, we appreciate you.

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<v Speaker 4>We do.

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<v Speaker 1>Who's this?

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<v Speaker 4>This is?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, you'll never believe it. White Lady Funerals.

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<v Speaker 1>They're furious we didn't go with them. They're mad that

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<v Speaker 1>we went with number on coffin Company in the Inn West.

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<v Speaker 5>Yea rot in hell?

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<v Speaker 1>What lady? Yeah, rock Lady funerals, rot in Hell, rock,

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<v Speaker 1>lighty funerals.

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<v Speaker 5>What lady funerals well like Petrid fluck Guneral, Rans the.

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<v Speaker 1>Dog Funeral, stank Us Home Funerals, feral mock funeral. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>they did nothing to us, nothing at all. Thank you

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<v Speaker 1>again to Caring Funerals, and thank you to all of

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<v Speaker 1>you guys for listening in twenty twenty for keeping us afloat.

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<v Speaker 1>We love you, and we will see you with a

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<v Speaker 1>refreshed new show in twenty twenty one. We will catch

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<v Speaker 1>it in see you guys already, Love you, Bye,