Speaker 1: People do some weird shit. Hell, I'm Tracy Grimshaw.
Speaker 2: Welcome to a parent affair tonight. We're coming to you
Speaker 2: from my bedroom.
Speaker 1: Some the feelings makable since than others.
Speaker 3: Hitches Trading gymnast One Commodore Games Gold in nineteen ninety
Speaker 3: that his performance on the pommel Horse India Marcus, grow up.
Speaker 1: Bless yourself for observations you didn't ask for.
Speaker 4: You are a cheap tramp and a filthy liar.
Speaker 3: This is.
Speaker 1: Just I'm still to play a couple of mitches. Reckon.
Speaker 5: We should include Jenna's name in the opener.
Speaker 1: Tell about a compromise. We'll say your name, but it's
Speaker 1: said in the simlish drap luby perfect. Now he is
Speaker 1: mixture and yes for the final time. It's twenty twenty.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 5: Hi, guys, welcome.
Speaker 6: I'm a bit sad about this, me too, Actually, are
Speaker 6: you no?
Speaker 5: You're looking forward to break?
Speaker 1: Aren't you so in need of arrest? I justn't want
Speaker 1: to nab and eat and just watch the Mandalorian and
Speaker 1: not have to worry about anything.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that'll be good.
Speaker 1: Genese.
Speaker 5: Hi, Jenna, Hi, our third wheel. Of course she's here.
Speaker 1: That's a big show for Jenna, first, though, I think
Speaker 1: you should address it. Here's our Christmas episode. It is.
Speaker 6: I've decked the place out looking at and studio, not
Speaker 6: that anyone listens and see that.
Speaker 1: No, Jenna, don't stand up too quick. You'll get a
Speaker 1: babble the face. But the studio is beautiful, the screens
Speaker 1: and ice. We're all feeling festive.
Speaker 6: And you know what our tradition has become every time
Speaker 6: we have just something slightly celebratory on that podcast.
Speaker 1: Excuse me to reach into my baby standing up. I
Speaker 1: love this episode.
Speaker 5: It's always so much fo It's going to be a
Speaker 5: loose one. I can feel it.
Speaker 1: Sparkling.
Speaker 5: Rose, I'm a bit scared. Can you open it?
Speaker 1: Of course you're Delda Goodrum and I were in here
Speaker 1: getting drunk last week. It's just the theme of the year.
Speaker 6: I've got some glasses over here, so make sure you
Speaker 6: guys polish off your wine because you're going to need
Speaker 6: those glasses again later on.
Speaker 5: Oh why, because I'm doing TikTok school with you. Oh yeah,
Speaker 5: so obviously we're heading on holidays.
Speaker 6: And usually when I'm bored, if I'm not creating a podcast,
Speaker 6: I just find something else to create. I end up
Speaker 6: making a lot of boring, embarrassing TikTok. So I'm going
Speaker 6: to teach you some things, so hopefully you get on
Speaker 6: board too. I feel like you've got to You've got
Speaker 6: to get on board the TikTok train.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you've been nagging me, Jenna every day. It's like, oh,
Speaker 1: film TikTok, you should do this, sends me them. You'd
Speaker 1: be great at this trend.
Speaker 5: It's just too lazy.
Speaker 1: Actually, they're always doing a back arch or a dance
Speaker 1: or a flipp the vertebrate.
Speaker 5: Well wait till later in the show. TikTok School is
Speaker 5: going to be fun.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm excited for that. Merry Christmas.
Speaker 5: We're also going to be revealing our experiment that we've
Speaker 5: been doing on you, Yes, you dear listener, Yeah, little
Speaker 5: mice on that show.
Speaker 1: We've been conducting an experiment on you guys listening, Yeah
Speaker 1: you Kathy for the last and how long, like what
Speaker 1: three weeks?
Speaker 5: Three or four weeks? So a month or so. Yeah,
Speaker 5: some people have cottoned on, yes, so I'm not a majority.
Speaker 5: Well that's yeah.
Speaker 6: We've ended the experiment once people figured it out, but
Speaker 6: it took them longer than I would have liked. So
Speaker 6: I'll reveal the results later on and explain everything, but
Speaker 6: just put it this way. I'm not impressed, not happy
Speaker 6: with the results at all, very disappointed in our listeners.
Speaker 7: Oh okay, God, Merry Christmas.
Speaker 5: Merry Christmas.
Speaker 1: He asked me. The glasses, thank you. One of them
Speaker 1: is Chip. Oh no, got a whole body day of
Speaker 1: work ahead of me.
Speaker 5: Now, who wants to go first with the gift exchanging?
Speaker 1: Oh? Now, this has become a bit of a tradition,
Speaker 1: it has. I started it last year. I gave Jenna
Speaker 1: Sylvia the blood fish.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: By the by the way, Jenna, about that, we did
Speaker 6: ask your mum permission to get you another pet, and
Speaker 6: she said absolutely not so we would have loved We
Speaker 6: were going to get your budget.
Speaker 1: We're gonna get your pet, Budgy. It's going to be
Speaker 1: in a brown box with holes in it, and I
Speaker 1: was going to pass it over to you and you
Speaker 1: would have loved it, but your mum said no. She
Speaker 1: also says something else that's very interesting me. Do you
Speaker 1: want to read out the message about Sylah?
Speaker 6: Yeah, Jenna, she said, Look, Mitchell, Jenna is an animal lover.
Speaker 6: You know how dev say that? She was when that
Speaker 6: fish died died.
Speaker 5: It was two weeks ago, and you've neglected to tell us.
Speaker 1: Yes, Jitter, we would have done an extra episode.
Speaker 5: No, because I'm just very depressed about it.
Speaker 6: Well, Sylvia might not have gotten the dignified send off.
Speaker 6: The Jenna's got a funeral today. Do you guys remember,
Speaker 6: Do you guys remember recently we were talking about places
Speaker 6: we can send Jenna as a roving reporter, and as
Speaker 6: a joke, we said, oh, let's make her do a
Speaker 6: show from a coffin.
Speaker 5: And she was down.
Speaker 1: No, she jumped at the offer.
Speaker 5: This is a classic case of an inside joke gone
Speaker 5: too far.
Speaker 6: Even I myself don't falling back the idea, even though
Speaker 6: there's a coffin behind me in studio. Right now, it's
Speaker 6: actually happening. Now, it's fine, guys, putting Jenna in her coffin.
Speaker 5: Should I do the gifts first?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it feels a bit. We'll put Jenna in the coffin.
Speaker 1: She can get a gift in the coffin.
Speaker 5: I give it before the coffin.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, coffin's on. Hold back to Christmas. Geez,
Speaker 1: the diversity and range of this show, I know, I
Speaker 1: think we brush show over the death of Sylvia. The
Speaker 1: show pet too quickly, but let's address that in twenty
Speaker 1: twenty one. Okay, let's do presents one issue. I left
Speaker 1: mine at home. Oh yeah, in the rush of picking
Speaker 1: up the coffin, I accidentally left them under the tree.
Speaker 1: So you'll have to get them probably next year.
Speaker 5: Oh that's bullshit. You don't have a gift.
Speaker 6: Well, I don't think we should even dedicate time on
Speaker 6: the show to a gift exchange if it's not going
Speaker 6: both ways.
Speaker 5: If I'm getting mine in private, so are you No,
Speaker 5: you've gotten there?
Speaker 1: I can see it.
Speaker 3: Just do it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I do have it here, but you're not getting it.
Speaker 1: I picked up the coffin. That was my gift to
Speaker 1: the show. It took me two hours. And guys, there
Speaker 1: was a Morgan there. It's a funeral home. I walked in.
Speaker 1: I was like, well, you've got your other and on.
Speaker 1: Oh no, that's a fridge full of corpses.
Speaker 5: Yeah, where did you think you were going?
Speaker 1: Maybe they just stopped coffins.
Speaker 5: We do have to Sorry, this feels very off, but
Speaker 5: we do have to fulfill our end of the bargain.
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Speaker 5: Adam and thanks Caring Funeral very.
Speaker 1: Very very helpful and that went above and beyond. I
Speaker 1: have to say thank you so much to.
Speaker 5: Them, beautiful coffin before we chuck her in the coffin.
Speaker 5: She'll be there the rest of the show. I may
Speaker 5: as well give your gifts. I'm furious. I'm furious that
Speaker 5: I didn't get one.
Speaker 4: You have one.
Speaker 1: It's sitting under my tree. I have you two gifts
Speaker 1: from two different shops.
Speaker 5: That's yours.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 6: I was thinking I could give Jennier gift but not
Speaker 6: yours as payback. But they're the same thing, so you
Speaker 6: then know what your gifting.
Speaker 1: This is very heavy. Look you can almost feel that
Speaker 1: what is.
Speaker 5: Look at me empty handed?
Speaker 1: No, you've got got the gift.
Speaker 5: You've got the JS blees you aren't you? Goody?
Speaker 8: I open this, we'll get presence for.
Speaker 5: Both of you.
Speaker 1: Look like a right royal title, you do, yeah, I
Speaker 1: do have gifts.
Speaker 5: You look like a real prick of a thing. Mary Chris,
Speaker 5: she's got Jenny.
Speaker 3: You go?
Speaker 8: Does that tell your name on it?
Speaker 5: It's the same name?
Speaker 8: No, no, no, what Actually it's the same Mitch, but
Speaker 8: the exact same thing.
Speaker 1: Let's open mitches first. You've already looked in. What do
Speaker 1: you want to do?
Speaker 5: This is all over the shop.
Speaker 1: That's fine, it's final show that your will.
Speaker 5: Even Jane's present in a nice blue bag. Oh cute,
Speaker 5: a framed photo. Very persumptuous that I would want to
Speaker 5: display that in my hunt.
Speaker 1: She's given us a bag of Starbucks House Blend coffee.
Speaker 5: Nice.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, haven't you been to reception in
Speaker 1: the Kiss building yet? This was left over stock from
Speaker 1: the w s F M roadies.
Speaker 8: Are you talking about?
Speaker 1: They gave these out as gifts to the street team,
Speaker 1: and she's just got one from reception. She didn't pay
Speaker 1: for this, that was just the extra thing. Okay, so
Speaker 1: you just threw this in because you found it a reception.
Speaker 8: Yeah, because it's a nice thing.
Speaker 5: Starbucks, what a scab o. Look the stuff I bought
Speaker 5: and he drove so far for your coffin. He didn't
Speaker 5: get anything else. Okay. So the other thing is are
Speaker 5: you dumber than a box of rocks? Trivia race?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Just a fun trivia game?
Speaker 1: You really know me? Yep? Are you dumber than the box?
Speaker 5: How does it work? I don't know.
Speaker 1: So you draw a card, pick a category, shake the
Speaker 1: box and open the top. Who was the correct answer?
Speaker 1: You are the rocks?
Speaker 5: Well, thank you, Jenny, it's very thoughtful. I'm glad when
Speaker 5: you saw dumb rocks you thought of us. Yes, I did.
Speaker 5: That's flattering I did.
Speaker 1: Thank youtiful Mitchell. Open yours now? Ye, which is very
Speaker 1: Is yours heavy? Jenny?
Speaker 8: Are they the same thing that's open?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I'm excited.
Speaker 3: Actually thought, Oh I love it?
Speaker 6: You know how I You know how I swear by
Speaker 6: my lavender eye pillow. I'm always having naps with that
Speaker 6: little purple thing across my eyes. Well, I got in
Speaker 6: touch with Rustic Lavender Farm, who do orders over Facebook,
Speaker 6: Who've got a Facebook store, and I got you guys
Speaker 6: some there's a little sleep barm with it too, and
Speaker 6: a candle.
Speaker 1: Did you not pay for this was his contract? No,
Speaker 1: one wasn't contract. I got in touch and then there
Speaker 1: was a credit line.
Speaker 5: Well no, I got in touch with them because I
Speaker 5: had to buy it on their store.
Speaker 1: Helps you saw puffy eyes? Yes, computer strain.
Speaker 8: I've always wanted to.
Speaker 5: Before you put it on, you have to crush it
Speaker 5: in your hand to make the lavender. Oh, give it
Speaker 5: a whiff.
Speaker 1: Love it so much?
Speaker 6: Where?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's like I'm in a glasshouse store,
Speaker 1: isn't it. And I guess by the time you fall
Speaker 1: asleep it can slide off because you're asleep. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly, that's that's what I do.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it it's very pungent. Has you also
Speaker 1: lost any of the lavender smell?
Speaker 5: They told me the last years and years?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 1: What's wrapped in this little plastic? Is it a gram
Speaker 1: of cocaine?
Speaker 5: That's the sleeping didn't you read it? I've caught it,
Speaker 5: my nappack. I put a little explanation, Yes.
Speaker 1: Rusty farm in book book, Mitchell. That is absolutely lovely.
Speaker 5: Oh, you're welcome.
Speaker 1: I adore it. You'll love it.
Speaker 6: I know that you're heading off on holiday, so you're
Speaker 6: gonna want to squeeze in as much sleeping as you can.
Speaker 1: We definitely are, Thank you, You're welcome.
Speaker 5: All right, Jenna, let's put you in the coffin.
Speaker 1: Enough of this crappy buddy whimsical shiit.
Speaker 5: This is her gift, all right, Jenna, j want me
Speaker 5: to help you in?
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, that'd be great. So I've taken my shoes
Speaker 8: off as well.
Speaker 1: That's probably a pro.
Speaker 5: We've propped up in the corner of the room. There's
Speaker 5: a GoPro in there, so she will be on camera.
Speaker 1: We'll have footage on the social.
Speaker 6: Yes, so at couple of mitches is where you can
Speaker 6: check us out. Jenna's going to be in the coffin
Speaker 6: for the rest of the show unless she taps out.
Speaker 1: Are you gonna tap out? Of course not, it's fear factor.
Speaker 3: Not.
Speaker 5: Let's go.
Speaker 1: So I've already unscrewed the top, Mitch, so you just
Speaker 1: have to pry it off and closing it. Oh, oh,
Speaker 1: she needs a mic, give her a mic. So Mitch's
Speaker 1: closing it now there's an led like, oh is this ethical? Oh,
Speaker 1: now you bring that up test the mic.
Speaker 6: I've gone off the idea long ago. I just thought
Speaker 6: you guys were into it. I think this is so fun.
Speaker 5: I've committed, man, I assume we wouldn'.
Speaker 1: Actually do it. Thank you Caring Funerals.
Speaker 5: All right, here's your mic.
Speaker 1: Let's test it.
Speaker 4: Here we go.
Speaker 1: The door is closing here, yeah, I'll mitch hold on.
Speaker 1: I forgot you need this. Just four corners top and bottom.
Speaker 5: Now you do that vap casual. I'm no handy man.
Speaker 1: All right, Jenna, just tap out. It'll take fourteen to
Speaker 1: twenty minutes to get you out O emergency.
Speaker 4: Well smit hot.
Speaker 1: There.
Speaker 5: Can you breathe in there?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I can breathe. How does she sound? Test quicker? Jenna,
Speaker 1: can you hear me?
Speaker 5: It actually sounds quite good.
Speaker 1: It's like a audio You've hit the padding, Jenna.
Speaker 8: Oh sorry.
Speaker 1: Thank you car Funerals again for.
Speaker 5: This beautiful You can find them on Facebook.
Speaker 1: It's the way of vintage coffin, all right, should we?
Speaker 5: I thought it was no no, no, get rid of
Speaker 5: the organ.
Speaker 4: Very I really like that song.
Speaker 1: Oh you've heard it before.
Speaker 4: This has played at my first funeral.
Speaker 1: Recording.
Speaker 5: Jennet's lived multiple lives. This was at the War of
Speaker 5: pokerhon Oh, and I wonder she's so willing. She's been
Speaker 5: buried many times.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jenna, this is just like going to sleep for you.
Speaker 5: It's just another day, is nice.
Speaker 4: It's very comfy, nice and supportive. So thank you Caring funeral,
Speaker 4: no worries.
Speaker 1: Was this the Is this the nicest coffin you've ever had?
Speaker 5: Absolutely?
Speaker 8: The last one was just a cardboard box.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: You'll push down the Nile River alongside Moses, won't you.
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 8: Yes, that was a second.
Speaker 1: Then it disintegrated into the Red Sea.
Speaker 5: Yeah that was annoying.
Speaker 1: This is actual balsa wood.
Speaker 8: Oh like it.
Speaker 1: It's beautiful.
Speaker 5: No conscience is telling me that this is just so wrong, Jenny.
Speaker 1: What do you see right now?
Speaker 5: Nothing?
Speaker 8: Nothing, just some wood.
Speaker 5: Anyway, she wanted to do it, Yeah, why not.
Speaker 1: Let's start the show. This is what we do it
Speaker 1: the same way every week, and this is the last
Speaker 1: one for twenty twenty, so they better be Boddy good
Speaker 1: is it just means the gems, it's something we've noticed,
Speaker 1: something we hate or appreciate. Mitch doesn't know mine, I
Speaker 1: don't know. Here's Whe're going in blind and I think
Speaker 1: for the end of the year we'll do classics. Mitch,
Speaker 1: you start and then I'll.
Speaker 5: Go sure, Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 5: Do you get nothing? And let's you ask for it?
Speaker 1: Oh? Put that on a T shirt.
Speaker 5: That's just been my big life lesson of twenty twenty.
Speaker 6: Out of everything that's happened, they've realized scrucy around waiting
Speaker 6: for opportunities to fall in your lap.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 6: The worst that happens when you ask is that they
Speaker 6: say no, but surprisingly often they say yes.
Speaker 5: Say say the expression again, do you get nothing unless
Speaker 5: you ask for it?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I like that because this podcast has grown in a
Speaker 6: lot of ways that you know, we're thrilled about many,
Speaker 6: like all these awesome opportunities that have happened, But like
Speaker 6: we didn't just sit around twddling our thumbs waiting for
Speaker 6: those opportunities to come to us.
Speaker 1: Now, the head of Iheartrated didn't waltz in here mid
Speaker 1: record and go byes, I've got a girl. Sorry, sorry,
Speaker 1: you're not in the room. I forget you're in the coffin.
Speaker 5: So remember Studio ten, you said on a whim let's
Speaker 5: try and get on TV. I tweeted them, Yeah, it
Speaker 5: happened the next week. It wouldn't have happened a few
Speaker 5: days later.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly least got a week.
Speaker 4: True.
Speaker 5: Remember our goal was to get in the local paper.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 5: We just called them and asked. We got in the
Speaker 5: local paper.
Speaker 1: Done.
Speaker 6: Literally screw sitting around sulking, being like, Oh, why don't
Speaker 6: these things come happen my way?
Speaker 5: Just ask for it, Just ask for it. Even me
Speaker 5: working with the Arctic you know, the social media agency
Speaker 5: I've been doing Frost.
Speaker 1: Yes, of course, yep.
Speaker 5: Do you think they approached me?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 6: I said to them, Hey, you know, branded content is
Speaker 6: something that I think I'm ready to dabble in. Is
Speaker 6: that something that you feel like you could help me with?
Speaker 5: Do you want to work together? And they were like sure,
Speaker 5: bub whatever, Oh my god, that's crazy, I know.
Speaker 6: And you mentioned us signing this podcast to iHeartRadio. Oh
Speaker 6: it got to a point where you were like, Mitch,
Speaker 6: they're not going to sign us. They're just not because
Speaker 6: I'd been harassing them, like workplace appropriate harassment, harassment.
Speaker 5: Going onto the boss's office. Oh are you gonna sign
Speaker 5: us yet?
Speaker 6: It took me a long time to get them over
Speaker 6: the line, and you doubting us was the extra push
Speaker 6: I needed to make it happen.
Speaker 1: Well, we got there in the end. We did.
Speaker 4: We did.
Speaker 1: You've also been on quite a few dates this year.
Speaker 6: You've asked for those, right, Oh, they I get asked
Speaker 6: as well. Depends true actually, but you know, one of
Speaker 6: the guys in the office, he gave me a very
Speaker 6: good piece of advice. I'm not going to reveal all
Speaker 6: my cards, but this little tip I'll give because it
Speaker 6: seems to work more often than not if you want something.
Speaker 6: If you're trying to pitch something, it's easier for people
Speaker 6: to say no then yes, so phrase it so that
Speaker 6: the answer you get is no, okay. So, for example,
Speaker 6: I don't know, I might have said to the boss here, hey,
Speaker 6: I'd really like us to be signed with the iHeart
Speaker 6: podcast network. Does that sound impossible? He'd be like, no,
Speaker 6: it's not impossible. And then it gets some thinking about it,
Speaker 6: rather than.
Speaker 1: Hear you saying, oh, we'd like to sign with iHeart
Speaker 1: is he.
Speaker 5: Can we and they go it's easy to say no,
Speaker 5: so they probably just go, nah, did.
Speaker 1: You get nervous just to ask or no? Is it
Speaker 1: something that you've just din like.
Speaker 6: I've gotten you know, I've got social anxiety, so obviously,
Speaker 6: but it's something that over time it's gotten easier because
Speaker 6: I've done it quite a few times.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, right right.
Speaker 5: But it's like we always say, you've got a hustle, you've.
Speaker 1: Got a hussle man. Well, well, a nice New Year's
Speaker 1: resolution for the show, well done.
Speaker 5: It's more a reflection than a resolution.
Speaker 1: But there you go.
Speaker 6: That's my that's my bit of advice to you. Or
Speaker 6: don't just sit around waiting for people to offer you shit.
Speaker 6: Makes it happen yourself.
Speaker 1: That's something you've noticed, something you hate to appreciate, that's
Speaker 1: a double that's a notice and appreciate. Let us go
Speaker 1: ready for mine apps Literally when you got let's go?
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Does missus Clause not get enough credit? Yes?
Speaker 5: Okay, what makes you say that?
Speaker 1: This is my point, Jenna?
Speaker 5: She seemed really passionate.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jenna, why do you agree with that?
Speaker 4: The Santa gets all the praise and recognition and it's
Speaker 4: probably missus Clause doing most of the hard lifting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but most relationships, there's probably a great woman behind
Speaker 1: this straight man who gets all the glory. Absolutely, he's
Speaker 1: in all the chimneys, he's in all the inflatables, in
Speaker 1: the frontlarns, he's in the lights. I went Christmas shopping,
Speaker 1: and Hayden went, oh, we have a gay house. Let's
Speaker 1: get missus Clause. We love women. There was no statue
Speaker 1: of missus Clause anywhere, no baubles of missus Cause. And
Speaker 1: you don't hear.
Speaker 4: People saying, oh, let's get a photo.
Speaker 1: With missus Clause. No one wants a photo missus Clause.
Speaker 1: And she's at the North Pole. She's probably managing the
Speaker 1: entire group of elves. I'm sure she does all of
Speaker 1: their superannuation, organizes their tax returns. She's very on it,
Speaker 1: and Santa gets all the glory.
Speaker 6: The other thing is, I don't know what that missus
Speaker 6: Clause statue would look like because Santa is very you know,
Speaker 6: carbon copy. Everyone knows what Santa looks like. Yeah, missus
Speaker 6: Clause can beary. She can either look like this withered
Speaker 6: old thing, yes, or she can be like a slut
Speaker 6: like a Halloween missus Clause costume.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like a naughty nurse vine yes.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And that's what pisses me off. The other day we
Speaker 1: went to We're at Westfield shopping in the city. There
Speaker 1: was a massive line for the Santa photos and I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: where's missus Clause photos.
Speaker 5: True.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm not the only one who's mad about this,
Speaker 1: right not. Wiggans is serious. Yes, she's very mad.
Speaker 6: I don't done me that she when I'm taking its
Speaker 6: big of wine, Wiggins, your alter ego.
Speaker 1: Wigans, Yeah, my alter ego. I actually brought it here.
Speaker 1: She's furious if she let me get it. She's very mad.
Speaker 1: She's actually the one that messaged me in very, very
Speaker 1: strung out texts. You can't text. It's terrible. She said,
Speaker 1: I've noticed, and then three enters, and then sent that
Speaker 1: and then another text missus clause. It was horrendous, full
Speaker 1: of emojis. I've actually got her. I'm gonna go grab
Speaker 1: her and bring her in.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, God, we've gotten to this point, have
Speaker 5: we where he's not acknowledging that it's him. He's pretending
Speaker 5: it's a different person.
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 5: That's Jenna. She's in a coffin right now. It's a
Speaker 5: whole thing. It's yeah, you really had to be there.
Speaker 5: Kind of thing.
Speaker 1: Reminds me of the funeral of my husband Francis.
Speaker 5: No, really, when were you widow dot thirty three years
Speaker 5: ago to the day to the day coincidence, it's almost unbelievable.
Speaker 1: Choked on a carrot.
Speaker 5: Oh that sucks that, I'll get you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I hadn't. I had my I had my concerns
Speaker 1: potentually gay man. But he's doing more with that carrot.
Speaker 1: When he choked on it, I saw my chair.
Speaker 5: Dot's chair just buckled under her way. Anyway, Dot, why
Speaker 5: are you here, ladder?
Speaker 1: I can smell that's glory. Oh, my dear. I was
Speaker 1: the Westfield Center last week, no missus Claws, and I
Speaker 1: think it's I think it's absolutely appalling. So I got
Speaker 1: the number for center management for the Westfield shopping center
Speaker 1: in the mall, and I would I have to call
Speaker 1: center management to I have to offer my services as
Speaker 1: missus Claus for twenty twenty.
Speaker 6: Oh you think you think you've got the acting chops
Speaker 6: to be missus Clause? Do you do you think people
Speaker 6: are gonna line up for voters with you.
Speaker 1: They'll see me down walking down the hall, and they'll
Speaker 1: pay double the money. And I won't take any of
Speaker 1: the salary. I don't need the money. I'm very well off.
Speaker 1: When Francis passed, I got big inheritance. He invented crazines,
Speaker 1: you see, so.
Speaker 5: They hell the crave.
Speaker 1: That's like a strade crampberry. Pardon me, so sorry, dear me, Mitchell,
Speaker 1: can you dial this into the phone box design?
Speaker 5: That sounds like a you thing? Does?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 1: Mitchell's coming right, Dot, I need I'll do it for you.
Speaker 1: Hold on, sorry, guys, watch out. Dot's so nice. Thank you, Darling. Okay,
Speaker 1: I want to start the number on you ready for Christmas?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Has your mother? She's fine? I got the runs again.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go. I'm daling it for you.
Speaker 2: Dot.
Speaker 1: No, I think you. Darling is such a lovely boy.
Speaker 1: Isn't you worried about his way to there?
Speaker 5: I can't believe these weird eyes I work with. I've
Speaker 5: got Mitchell talking to himself and genuine a fucking coffin
Speaker 5: over my shoulder. You know, it's really sad, but I'm
Speaker 5: the most normal one in the room.
Speaker 1: All Right, I'm calling Westfield Miranda. Welcome to Westfield Miranda. Hello, Darling.
Speaker 1: Money Press one, the trading hours, Press two, the customer service,
Speaker 1: Press three.
Speaker 5: I think that's what you're.
Speaker 1: First.
Speaker 5: Three Western Miranda.
Speaker 1: Good, good evening. My name's Dot Wiggins. How are you good? Banks?
Speaker 4: So?
Speaker 5: How can I help you out?
Speaker 1: Very very briefly. I just thought i'd give you a
Speaker 1: quick little buzz Christmas yet. Yeah, sure, I've noticed you're
Speaker 1: doing the Santa photos. You can get a photo with
Speaker 1: Santa Claus in the middle of the center. Yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: don't you? What's your name?
Speaker 2: Son?
Speaker 1: What's your name? Son, James? James? Do you not think
Speaker 1: it's a travesy that missus clause isn't shown anywhere in
Speaker 1: the all?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a bit of a shame.
Speaker 1: Do you agree with me? See?
Speaker 5: Is there anything else we can help you with today?
Speaker 1: Sorry, Darling James. I usually studied back when neither was
Speaker 1: first installed in eighteen eighty, and I would love to
Speaker 1: offer my services as missus Clause to the Westfield Miranda service. Sure?
Speaker 9: Could I get your contact number?
Speaker 3: Then?
Speaker 1: Is of course?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 1: Sorry?
Speaker 9: Can I get your number?
Speaker 1: You have a quill? Yes? Just my grandson has told
Speaker 1: me to do plus plus symbol yes, six four sixty
Speaker 1: six the number sixty four sixty six six no, six
Speaker 1: six yes, then four yes, six yep eight mm hm
Speaker 1: eight yep eight yep who two no? Who? Who's that
Speaker 1: in the background?
Speaker 5: Oh, there's just lots of people around, very busy.
Speaker 1: Say two yep seven? Is that it repeated that for me?
Speaker 5: Was that six four six triple eight two seven?
Speaker 1: Jou? Yes? Correct? Okay, yes?
Speaker 9: And can I get your name again?
Speaker 1: Thank you? Yes, DoD Wiggins, d O T. Wiggins, Thank you.
Speaker 1: Would you like to hear I can hear it? Give
Speaker 1: you a little bit of my missus clause if you prefer,
Speaker 1: that's okay, thank you.
Speaker 5: I'll pass this on to management.
Speaker 8: Sata.
Speaker 1: Sleigh is broken deer who has the runs. The ls
Speaker 1: are asleep. We're making her very damsel in the stairs,
Speaker 1: and I should make it more pound Santa. The dinner
Speaker 1: is ready. I think I've got the job. James, Well,
Speaker 1: I'll pass you want to manage in please do? Thank you,
Speaker 1: Thank you, James. A great Christmas. Merry Christmas, Darling, goodbye James.
Speaker 1: Whose number did.
Speaker 5: You give him?
Speaker 1: God knows?
Speaker 5: Okay. I was like, am I gonna have to beat
Speaker 5: that later when I edit this podcast.
Speaker 1: I need to go. I need to check my blood
Speaker 1: Sugar Christmas. I'm so happy like Mitchell is working with
Speaker 1: two beautiful young women. Thank you both so lovely, and
Speaker 1: I hope he picks one of you as his bride.
Speaker 1: One can only hope up you in particularly the beautiful hair,
Speaker 1: very masculine features down the bottom five o'clock shadow girl
Speaker 1: in the coffin. I keep forgetting by the wine.
Speaker 5: After that, Jesus, where's the fucking sparkling rose?
Speaker 1: How did she go? Did she get the job?
Speaker 5: It's one of those things I like. I will get
Speaker 5: back to here.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we'll contact you, don't contact us kind of vibe?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, okay, I think they prefer not to be
Speaker 5: contacted by her again.
Speaker 1: Yes I could. I couldn't agree more?
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
Speaker 5: You can follow the show online just search a couple
Speaker 5: of miches.
Speaker 1: If you don't, you're a tickhead. Yes, this is the
Speaker 1: part of the show where you can be featured on
Speaker 1: the show.
Speaker 6: If you leave, it's the review on the Apple podcast app.
Speaker 6: That's how we'll read it out and then you get
Speaker 6: sent a special edition. Sorry, we're doing red Rooster about.
Speaker 5: Where aren't we were?
Speaker 1: I'm back ordering the mugs.
Speaker 5: Yes, I've sent them to your house. By the way,
Speaker 5: have you really?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I ordered them, but to your direct.
Speaker 1: Don't to transfer some cash please do? Yes?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 5: Ideally under the charity gift.
Speaker 1: That I oh Jenna has signed a whole bunch and
Speaker 1: so if you have what of the mugs she signed them?
Speaker 5: I thought we gave them away.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no no, you'll you'll be if you
Speaker 1: if your reviews r it out, you'll get something.
Speaker 6: But also, if you don't use the Apple podcast app,
Speaker 6: you can follow us on Spotify or hit follow on
Speaker 6: the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 1: Yes you can. Keey Pool has done just that. She says,
Speaker 1: my favorite podcast. Hey, I just wanted to say how
Speaker 1: much I love this podcast. You guys are so hilarious.
Speaker 1: I've been binge listening every day before work. I just
Speaker 1: want to add a special thank you both for following
Speaker 1: my Lady Gaga fan page.
Speaker 5: Oh yes, I got to follow from a Lady gagar
Speaker 5: fan account who has heaps of followers, and I was like,
Speaker 5: who is this?
Speaker 6: So I followed it back because I already follow a
Speaker 6: lot of Gaga fan accounts. And they were like, you're
Speaker 6: Mitchell Kum I love your podcast, and I was like,
Speaker 6: you're a Lady gargut bet account.
Speaker 1: I love you. See I followed her because I saw
Speaker 1: you follow her and get a mention in the podcast,
Speaker 1: So why wanted the extra followers? So then she's like
Speaker 1: Mitch Cherry also followed me. She'd know it who I was,
Speaker 1: but she was very sweet. So thank you, Keilely Paul,
Speaker 1: you are getting a mug or a red rooster, Vandra
Speaker 1: and whatever whatever comes in the mail. It's like a
Speaker 1: little pot luck. M Heart nineteen ninety seven says always
Speaker 1: a laugh. Yeah, could agree more.
Speaker 5: Thank you, Thanks very much for the name again.
Speaker 1: Oh let's go back to that M Heart nineteen ninety seven.
Speaker 1: Then we have Tanika doctor, so maybe she's a doctor.
Speaker 1: So it just goes to show that the low and common,
Speaker 1: lowest common denominated. I're listening to the show. It's the
Speaker 1: smartest in the world.
Speaker 6: I feel like after a long day of being very
Speaker 6: intelligent and very vital to society, people need to switch
Speaker 6: off their brain and that's when they turn to either
Speaker 6: the Kardashians.
Speaker 1: No thoughts are required, Tanika says in during Idiots. Look,
Speaker 1: it took me a while to figure out how to
Speaker 1: write a review. I live, breathe, and die for this podcast.
Speaker 1: Sit back and listen to the soothing voices of Mitch Jury,
Speaker 1: Mitchell Coomes, Dot Wiggins, and jen A. Benson. Funny, you
Speaker 1: won't regret it that is that's the review listen to?
Speaker 1: Is it just me? On the podcast app or wherever
Speaker 1: you get your podcasts? Great in joke, Very impressed. Well
Speaker 1: done guys. Now, when we get back, we do hope
Speaker 1: to have a whole bunch of fresh reviews to read out,
Speaker 1: So don't you get to leave them while we're gone.
Speaker 5: So I'm a little bit concerned about this because Mitch
Speaker 5: has stepped up and he's now out acting assistant Deputy
Speaker 5: sales manager in charge of campaigns and activations?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 6: So he looks after all the prizing and stuff, and
Speaker 6: apparently he's gone into deficit. We're now in a mug debt.
Speaker 6: You promised that too many people, which is why I
Speaker 6: ordered new ones. What's the go How many do we have?
Speaker 5: How many do we owe?
Speaker 1: How did you fess up? I'm really nervous. I've got
Speaker 1: three mugs off, but I think I've committed nine.
Speaker 5: I need three more.
Speaker 1: More people are messaging. I just forget how many we
Speaker 1: read out.
Speaker 5: The problem is, but I thought that there was a
Speaker 5: one week limit.
Speaker 1: Now that's where I think the issue is. I don't
Speaker 1: have the heart to say no to people. So people
Speaker 1: who are three weeks late on the podcast. Go hi,
Speaker 1: you read my review out in nineteen sixty seven, and
Speaker 1: I go, oh, I have to send them something. So
Speaker 1: we need to make it.
Speaker 5: It has to be the one week limit. I think
Speaker 5: you've got to be a tough bitch about it.
Speaker 1: All right, you have a week, guys to contact us,
Speaker 1: and if you don't contact me in the week, you
Speaker 1: don't don't get the price.
Speaker 6: So that review those reviews we to thread out Tanika
Speaker 6: hit us up yep, sorry at Mitch Cherry and Instagram
Speaker 6: hit him up, just me and organize it. And then
Speaker 6: we're going to get a bunch of fresh mugs next
Speaker 6: year with our new artwork.
Speaker 5: And yeah, yea our season three cover.
Speaker 1: Or so merch might be coming soon. So we might be.
Speaker 5: But even the extra stuff ball is rolling, don't you.
Speaker 5: Twenty twenty one is going to be huge.
Speaker 1: All right, let's move on.
Speaker 4: What do we have?
Speaker 5: Oh, it's time for TikTok School, Dylan.
Speaker 1: TikTok School is where.
Speaker 6: I challenge you to do a bunch of things that
Speaker 6: I've seen on the internet. TikTok in particular, because I've
Speaker 6: always said to you, Mitch, if you weren't so lazy,
Speaker 6: you could be a TikTok star.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you do say that quite often.
Speaker 5: Honestly, if you just could be bothered, you would go
Speaker 5: viral like that. And often when we go on a.
Speaker 6: Break, which we're about to this is our last episode
Speaker 6: for the year, I get so bored without a podcast
Speaker 6: to create that I end up just creating.
Speaker 5: I need something else to create.
Speaker 1: Content comes in this break with your family. You've done
Speaker 1: the Christmas world, So.
Speaker 5: I end up making lots of tiktoks, and I don't
Speaker 5: want to be the only one because right.
Speaker 1: Now it's just me.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you see it there. So today Jenna and I
Speaker 5: have found a bunch of TikTok challenges that we want
Speaker 5: you to attempt to give you some inspiration. See if
Speaker 5: you can perhaps make this a hobby of yours. Jenny's
Speaker 5: in a coffin right now.
Speaker 1: Can you knock on the wall or something that's an
Speaker 1: audio medium? People just think you're in a plastic bag.
Speaker 5: As we.
Speaker 6: If we granted her her wish, she wanted to do
Speaker 6: a show from a coffin, so we made it happen.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna have to be the one that actually does
Speaker 6: these challenges. That's okay, that's a few with them.
Speaker 1: So what's the first one. I'm excited the first one.
Speaker 5: I've got three for you today. The first one was
Speaker 5: started by a chip called Maria McFly where she was talking.
Speaker 6: Without opening her mouth. So she was showing off her
Speaker 6: hidden talents. And I reckon, you'll be able to do
Speaker 6: it too. So take a listen to her attempt.
Speaker 1: Here yourself.
Speaker 6: There's no child stuck anywhere, right, No, so her lips
Speaker 6: never ever open, so it's kind of like, hm, but
Speaker 6: I can't do it very well.
Speaker 5: She can really enunciate each word.
Speaker 1: I think I can do this.
Speaker 5: Go and give it a crack. Do you have to
Speaker 5: film yourself? That's the idea.
Speaker 1: Oh on TikTok Now just.
Speaker 5: Film it on your normal phone, all right?
Speaker 1: And do I have to do a setup?
Speaker 5: Hey everyone, No, it's not a radio show. No, you
Speaker 5: just start.
Speaker 1: Wait, started to film. Okay, here we go, Bernie Daddy.
Speaker 8: I'm taken allee that I can't get all.
Speaker 1: Brilliant.
Speaker 5: Do it again, but turn your mic up a bit louder, okay,
Speaker 5: Ernie Dorny and take it alltle that I can't.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, wow, seashell seashells dive the seaell.
Speaker 5: Holy ship that is one of the weirdest things I've
Speaker 5: ever witnessed. Oh sorry, what else?
Speaker 1: Is it just something you can't do? Peace? I need
Speaker 1: a sentence without any plosives.
Speaker 5: To be honest. That's what I thought Jenna was going
Speaker 5: to sound like in the coffin. But the acoustics are
Speaker 5: quite good. That's what we spec Okay, So why don't
Speaker 5: you say it's something we've noticed, it's something we hate
Speaker 5: or appreciate.
Speaker 6: It's something something you don't do that it's terrifying.
Speaker 1: I sound like a Disney cartoon you Cara dog.
Speaker 5: Like your your neck fat definitely does a bit of
Speaker 5: a ribbit.
Speaker 1: Sort of thing when you have to do I don't
Speaker 1: like the air coming true. Wonder if I can.
Speaker 5: Block your nose?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Wow, like an animated dog.
Speaker 5: Do you know what it sounds like.
Speaker 6: It sounds like I'm standing I'm lining up out the
Speaker 6: front of a nightclub and I can hear the muffled
Speaker 6: music inside.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, okay, sing something that's good?
Speaker 1: Terrified? Wow?
Speaker 5: All right, you succeeded with that one.
Speaker 1: Well, I will be a viral star. I'll send you
Speaker 1: that video. Can you send it to the Arctic? You
Speaker 1: can get me the cash isn't how it worse. He's
Speaker 1: texted to him and go, you.
Speaker 6: Have a good track record of making it viral, so
Speaker 6: let's babystep. This next one is a cake cutting hack
Speaker 6: that's gone viral. So instead of cutting it into slices,
Speaker 6: people just scoop up a piece of cake.
Speaker 5: With a wine glass house. So you me this is
Speaker 5: a good one. So the cake just gets left with
Speaker 5: this round portion cut out of it, kind of like
Speaker 5: a cookie cutter. Oh so rather than slicing it, yeah,
Speaker 5: you just kind of scoop it up.
Speaker 1: And then I guess you can sort of just give
Speaker 1: everyone their own cups and they eat it out of
Speaker 1: a cup. Correct.
Speaker 6: So I'm gonna have to polish off these wines of
Speaker 6: mine and Jenners because we need empty cups.
Speaker 1: Have you finish your almost there?
Speaker 5: I'm gonna be so dumb.
Speaker 1: Yeah we have. Oh, he's just down to it. Oh,
Speaker 1: dear Dylan, Oh you'll be in the body coffin before
Speaker 1: we know it. We have audio right for this with
Speaker 1: the challenge.
Speaker 5: Oh, this one's very visual. So couple of miches where
Speaker 5: you can find you're going to film the whole thing.
Speaker 6: Make sure you film on your phone in one hand yep,
Speaker 6: because that's how all the other videos look.
Speaker 1: All right, here's your cake, so it's just a classic
Speaker 1: wool is no coals, coals mudcake. It's small. I'm going
Speaker 1: to give you so you can do you want to film,
Speaker 1: but I'm going to peel off the paper, the brown paper. Yeah,
Speaker 1: can I give us an update? Ho are you doing
Speaker 1: in there? On wood?
Speaker 4: Is it?
Speaker 5: Is it getting hot and stuffy in there?
Speaker 4: You know? Okay?
Speaker 1: Is it padded? Jenner? Are you leaning on a side
Speaker 1: or are your arms crossed like you your corpse?
Speaker 8: No, they're they work crossed, but now they're just down
Speaker 8: by myself. But it's got a nice pillows.
Speaker 6: Make sure you don't dig the chipped glass into the cake.
Speaker 6: I don't want shards all through the cake.
Speaker 1: All right, you film there so I don't need to go.
Speaker 8: There's no better.
Speaker 1: I'm not even joking. I'm wired to do it, all right.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna I've got the cake in front of
Speaker 1: me everyone, I've got one glass and I'm going to
Speaker 1: shakunkit like that like a cookie cutter. Alright, and I'm
Speaker 1: going to do one, two three, all right? We get
Speaker 1: ready TikTok music. Yeah, there's only for the podcast is
Speaker 1: are we ready?
Speaker 4: Three? Two?
Speaker 1: One? Let's go. It's a bit messy.
Speaker 8: I wish I could say.
Speaker 1: That's a dirty rim which has been told that before.
Speaker 5: Well, hi too, I'm very responsible.
Speaker 1: It's kind of working. Oh there's a bit of rose
Speaker 1: on this mud.
Speaker 5: Okay, Well, if we had more than.
Speaker 6: Wow, and so they say that that's the perfect portion.
Speaker 6: Really yeah, that's what all the videos are saying.
Speaker 5: And to be honest, I think they're right.
Speaker 1: Did a fat person say that?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 1: I think that's a success.
Speaker 5: Yeah, if only we had more cups because he meant
Speaker 5: to do it until the cake's finished.
Speaker 1: I can eat it really quickly if I want this
Speaker 1: big one. Jenna n some cake and you coffin.
Speaker 5: It's this show.
Speaker 1: It's screwed, shut unscrew it's dre.
Speaker 5: So that one was another success.
Speaker 1: That was my favorite hack.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 6: So the last TikTok challenge I want to get you
Speaker 6: to do. It's called hey quick question. It was started
Speaker 6: by a guy called Stephen Glandsberg.
Speaker 1: Thanks Steven.
Speaker 6: His TikTok youth name is hypocritical Anus. Oh yeah, create,
Speaker 6: let's not dwell on that. How it worked is you
Speaker 6: call someone and you basically just keep fumbling on your
Speaker 6: word and never get to the point. You just keep
Speaker 6: going and then see how long it takes the person
Speaker 6: on the phone to crack Take a listen.
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go, Hey, quick question?
Speaker 9: Yeap, Hey, So I was thinking with with you know,
Speaker 9: we're kind of looking at you know, with you know,
Speaker 9: if you remember dating back a couple, you know, with
Speaker 9: a couple, there's there was at one point at least
Speaker 9: and you know, I've never really there was at least,
Speaker 9: you know, I've never there's I guess I when I
Speaker 9: when I really sit down and think about it, and
Speaker 9: you know, with you know, Easter and everything, there's there's
Speaker 9: no I've never.
Speaker 1: Oh this is just meant for me, isn't it? Just Yeah?
Speaker 6: So, back in episode fifty one, you might recall that
Speaker 6: you called mine and Jenna's boss now of the digital department,
Speaker 6: and so I'm thinking, just to make it even you
Speaker 6: call the big boss dB.
Speaker 1: The head of No, I'm not doing that, Yes you are.
Speaker 6: Oh hello, I'm the one that said, don't you dare
Speaker 6: call my boss Kieran that's inappropriate. And now here we
Speaker 6: are in the same scenario and you're going, no, yeah, but.
Speaker 1: This is a big boss of the radio station, and
Speaker 1: I couldn't. I'm too nervous. Not anyone but him.
Speaker 5: I knew he would stumble at the last hurdle, Jenna, anyone.
Speaker 5: I had such a great succession rate in TikTok school.
Speaker 1: But now, but he's gonna know it's coming off your phone.
Speaker 5: I'll turn the call idea, But then he won Well, hey,
Speaker 5: it's Mitch, he's the boss. He has to answer. You
Speaker 5: go dB, the big boss of kiss It. I'd rather
Speaker 5: you do it off your phone, though, so he knows
Speaker 5: it's you calling.
Speaker 1: Shit, Where is it? How do you get over here?
Speaker 1: You filmed it? Oh my god?
Speaker 5: Your phone is so disgusting. It's a greasy fingerprints all
Speaker 5: over it.
Speaker 1: Because I was perspiring at the funeral, very anxious. Oh
Speaker 1: dearing me. I don't think I can. Yes, you can.
Speaker 5: I believe in you, me too.
Speaker 1: This is this is a lot shit.
Speaker 5: I've never seen Mitch this nervous before.
Speaker 1: He's my boss. He's given me the radio show.
Speaker 5: You're not going to take it off you ak?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I imagine that he's literally he's Kyle and Jackie Oad's boss.
Speaker 6: He understands that sometimes you have to fuck around a
Speaker 6: bit to make good content.
Speaker 1: Mitch, you made a viral video. Mate, You're fired. Imagine
Speaker 1: let's ring.
Speaker 5: So this is the Hay Quick Question challenge started by
Speaker 5: hypocritical Anus on TikTok.
Speaker 1: Here we are on speakerphone and I got to start
Speaker 1: with Hay quick question. Yes, hey, quick question. I'm just
Speaker 1: wondering if you have been across the with a quick
Speaker 1: turnaround that we were given the time frame between well
Speaker 1: I don't know if Cathy's told you or not, but
Speaker 1: between the left and the right, and I don't know
Speaker 1: how to say it, but no one really knows where
Speaker 1: to go left or right or and if you are
Speaker 1: okay with everything that happened at branch on Friday, I'm
Speaker 1: okay to sort of make it confirmed to go ahead
Speaker 1: if you know what I mean. But I understand if
Speaker 1: you don't, because last time you didn't, it was like,
Speaker 1: what where do we even go from here? But I
Speaker 1: think we just continue moving forward with everything that we
Speaker 1: have in front of us talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: So I think if we just go north and then around,
Speaker 1: I reckon we'll get to the camp site pretty much
Speaker 1: on time, and then we'll just sort of hang for
Speaker 1: a bit. If you're okay with everything I'm sort of
Speaker 1: putting forward. But all good. If I'm thinking you're not
Speaker 1: sort of ready, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, cool,
Speaker 1: all right, well I'll put it. I'll put it all
Speaker 1: forward and then and i'll put it in writing and
Speaker 1: then if you want it digitally, I can get it
Speaker 1: there and then we'll just yeah, I.
Speaker 7: Look forward to reading it.
Speaker 1: Let's put it in writing so then I could sign
Speaker 1: off on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, of course, just
Speaker 1: like you signed off on it. Was it was last month.
Speaker 1: I think the sign off happened for the original file,
Speaker 1: which I don't believe I got a hold of, which
Speaker 1: sort of came to Susie then to me and it
Speaker 1: bounced around for a bit, similar to what happened in
Speaker 1: Europe back in O seven. But yeah, I'm all good.
Speaker 1: If you're all good. Yeah, I'm not good man. I
Speaker 1: won't comment. I'm filming a TikTok. I got ya.
Speaker 5: dB.
Speaker 1: You're in the pool, aren't you.
Speaker 3: Enough work?
Speaker 1: Now you call your boss and that your ramble and
Speaker 1: you don't actually get to the point. It's meant to
Speaker 1: be very funny.
Speaker 5: This will go viral, mate, whatever, All right, bye deeps,
Speaker 5: but thanks dB.
Speaker 1: Wow, he was fine.
Speaker 5: I told you he figured out what was going on.
Speaker 5: He's like, this is content. He started rolling with it.
Speaker 1: How was the rambling? Was it all right? Did I pass?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: It made zero sense, which is exactly what.
Speaker 1: Oh. I love TikTok school.
Speaker 5: You nailed it.
Speaker 1: When's lunch?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 6: If you guys want to send us any TikTok challenges
Speaker 6: you want Mitch to do in the new year at
Speaker 6: couple of mitches on TikTok that's actually tigers and anything
Speaker 6: you reckon Mitch should attempt.
Speaker 1: That was fun. Are we ready to sort of reveal
Speaker 1: how we've been punking our listeners for the last month
Speaker 1: or so.
Speaker 5: I'm as ready as I'll ever be to be honest.
Speaker 5: We all right, guys, we're coming clean. Without even knowing you,
Speaker 5: dear listener, have been part of an experiment of ours
Speaker 5: the last month or so.
Speaker 1: Like rats in a lab.
Speaker 6: So during our show intro the intro music, Mitch has
Speaker 6: been inserting a little noise It started with yawn to
Speaker 6: play that for its.
Speaker 1: Do some weird ship.
Speaker 2: Hello, Tracy Grimshaw, Welcome to a parent affair tonight. We're
Speaker 2: coming to you from my bedroom, since.
Speaker 6: I'm egg you idiots, so you didn't realize your microphone
Speaker 6: was on at that point. Now that I could have
Speaker 6: edited it out, but I said to you, I'm going
Speaker 6: to leave it in and see if anyone says anything.
Speaker 5: Yeah, much to my surprise, no one said a word,
Speaker 5: not one person. And that's when I said to you, shit,
Speaker 5: do you think the people are fast forwarding through our opener, the.
Speaker 1: Thing that we spend arguably the most time on.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, you guys should have seen it. It
Speaker 6: was Mitch and I crowded around this audio production booth.
Speaker 1: This eighteen year old staff worker at Kissing.
Speaker 8: There as well.
Speaker 6: Yes, Chris, we were standing around his desk in the
Speaker 6: audio production booth. It was like we recorded a sick
Speaker 6: freestyle rap.
Speaker 1: Yeah. We were like, quick change this as that, but
Speaker 1: put a reverb on the on the laugh and then
Speaker 1: jennerin similish.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 5: We were all so into it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and we were all gesticulating wildly, like the passion
Speaker 6: was very clear in the body thing.
Speaker 1: Wage were like, Chris, it's like a room full of me.
Speaker 1: It's very excited, a lot of yelling and hand gestures.
Speaker 6: And we crafted it to our perfection and I thought,
Speaker 6: surely our listeners aren't fast forwarding through our opener.
Speaker 1: No, so something we change every season. There's new grabs
Speaker 1: and sound effects every season we.
Speaker 6: Do, and it goes for around forty five seconds, which
Speaker 6: means it's pretty easy to fast forward through.
Speaker 1: One and a half skips exactly.
Speaker 6: So that's when we decided, after no one pointed out
Speaker 6: the yawning, we were going to throw in a few
Speaker 6: more noises as the weeks went on and see how
Speaker 6: long it took people to notice.
Speaker 5: Yep. So the following week, you sneezed during the open up.
Speaker 3: Which is trained gymnast one Commodore Games Gold in nineteen
Speaker 3: ninety that his performance on the pommel horse, grow up.
Speaker 1: Bless yourself?
Speaker 5: Yack, yack?
Speaker 1: How did people? How did you not hear that?
Speaker 5: No one said a word, And I'm like, how long
Speaker 5: can we push it?
Speaker 1: I wonder if we have any Uber drivers listening that
Speaker 1: heard that listening in the podcast and go oh some
Speaker 1: of the mags just disgusting. Yes, yeack, I agree.
Speaker 5: The next one we did with a nose blow.
Speaker 1: Oh, this is so obvious. How did we not get
Speaker 1: any messages? But after we put this in the open
Speaker 1: he's performed some the pommel horse, grow up, bless yourself
Speaker 1: for observations. You didn't ask for the bed. Where's it
Speaker 1: a bed?
Speaker 6: So I think that was the point where we did
Speaker 6: get a couple of messages and I was like, okay,
Speaker 6: so people have noticed. But it's really disappointing to me
Speaker 6: that it took that long because it's made me. It's
Speaker 6: made me confront a reality that I didn't want to face,
Speaker 6: which is that our opener.
Speaker 5: Is not ideal.
Speaker 6: In the podcast world, they say the recommendations from the
Speaker 6: so called experts are you have to get the show name,
Speaker 6: the host names, the episode number, and the topic you'll
Speaker 6: be discussing out in the first thirty seconds.
Speaker 1: So that's that's like what they recommend when you started.
Speaker 6: Yes, that's a guide to the ideal podcast opener. But
Speaker 6: we're radio nerds. Yeah, so we wanted the big dramatic
Speaker 6: build up with all the sound effects and the glitches
Speaker 6: and all that stuff. So we just really indulged in
Speaker 6: the opener we did.
Speaker 1: But the thing, I love our opener. I think it's brilliant.
Speaker 6: I love it too, Mitchell, But you just can't you
Speaker 6: can't stare in the face of evidence and choose to
Speaker 6: ignore it. So the fact that we've caught our listeners
Speaker 6: red handed skipping our beautiful opener suggests to me that
Speaker 6: perhaps we need to shake it up and do the
Speaker 6: boring way because they don't appreciate our creativity. No, and
Speaker 6: they don't give a fuck.
Speaker 1: And if you guys don't want to enjoy what we've
Speaker 1: put hours in, blood and sweat and tears into, we'll
Speaker 1: give you the classic wave. That's what you want.
Speaker 6: Yes, So this is another round of Jenitor sides. In fact, yep,
Speaker 6: she's currently in a coffin.
Speaker 1: Knock on the wood up there we go. There's a
Speaker 1: lot of movement going. Are you itching somewhere or what's happening?
Speaker 8: No, it's all the padding.
Speaker 5: Oh so we've done this a few times.
Speaker 6: We've left it up to Jenna to make vital decisions
Speaker 6: that we're torn on because I think we need to
Speaker 6: ditch our opener.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, if people are skipping it, you definitely
Speaker 1: need to take things up.
Speaker 6: If they couldn't be fucked even listening to our beautiful creation,
Speaker 6: then why bother we should do it the traditional way.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't skip the intro to the Simpsons, No, as
Speaker 1: if you would if it's.
Speaker 5: The best bar.
Speaker 6: The most insulting thing is that podcast apps don't even
Speaker 6: do that automatic skip intro thing like Netflix, so they're
Speaker 6: going out of their way.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's a great point. That's probably what's to come.
Speaker 6: But I've cross checked the recommendations of the ideal podcast
Speaker 6: opener and I've done up a script.
Speaker 5: Mitchell, you go, okay, is it what we should be doing?
Speaker 1: Thanks? Oh wow, designed and everything.
Speaker 6: So screenplay, grab the grab the theme music, and this
Speaker 6: is what our podcast opener will sound like as of
Speaker 6: season three. If Jeneiti sized that, this is the smart
Speaker 6: way to go. So we have to announce what the
Speaker 6: topic will be. We don't know what that will be.
Speaker 5: Oh okay for next season our first episode back, just
Speaker 5: make some shit up.
Speaker 1: That's your line, quantum physics.
Speaker 5: Okay, sure you can say whatever you like. Ye, all right,
Speaker 5: this is what it'll sound like.
Speaker 6: Hello, and welcome to episode fifty four of Is It
Speaker 6: Just Me? A podcast about the rude shocks of young adulthood.
Speaker 6: I'm Mitchell Kum and I'm Mitchell Churi. This week we'll
Speaker 6: be discussing quantum sciences. Before they get started, make sure
Speaker 6: you subscribe and leave a review on your podcast at.
Speaker 1: Let's kick off, the same way we do every week
Speaker 1: with one. Is it just me each it's something we've noticed,
Speaker 1: something we hate or appreciate. Are you ready, Mitch?
Speaker 5: I certainly am ready. Mitch. Hey, guys, welcome to the show.
Speaker 1: How's everyone doing? Genere Hi, Jenna, Hi, see Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1: I feel sick. That's boring, that's horrendous. It's some better
Speaker 1: homes and gardens bullshit.
Speaker 8: But we can't disgusting thing.
Speaker 6: We can't ignore the feedback. Our listeners themselves have ignored
Speaker 6: the carry on and the sniffles and that sneezes. They
Speaker 6: just don't They haven't even noticed.
Speaker 1: I was searching for a bin for fuck's sake, you pigs.
Speaker 1: But maybe they just love that. Maybe they heard those
Speaker 1: little bits in between and they went, that's what makes
Speaker 1: this podcast great. And maybe they didn't question it, or
Speaker 1: maybe they're nice enough. You know, when you listen to
Speaker 1: a friends project, then you think and there's a mistake
Speaker 1: or it's terrible, and you go, oh, I won't tell
Speaker 1: them about that.
Speaker 5: Maybe a friend's short film and.
Speaker 1: You think this is shit. How Hey, I'm in trop
Speaker 1: Fest this year and I wrote and directed and filmed,
Speaker 1: and you watch it. Maybe you should have let one
Speaker 1: of those jobs go, and you go, this is this
Speaker 1: is great, and you don't let them know that. You
Speaker 1: know you can see the cable in the corner and
Speaker 1: the life.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you never tell your friend that's made a short film.
Speaker 6: It's quite clearly daytime when you film this and you've
Speaker 6: just turned the brightness dound and make it.
Speaker 5: Think it's nice. Yeah, we're not stupid data.
Speaker 1: Yeah, or they're pretending they're in Hawaii, but they're quite
Speaker 1: clearly at Manly Beach. We're trapped on the beach. No,
Speaker 1: I can see I can see the Bonda lifeguard's filming
Speaker 1: under the hopo cually Lara Bingle filming at a biopic.
Speaker 1: What is that? What is the noise?
Speaker 5: Is there a rat scuttling around in Jenny's coffin?
Speaker 1: N what's in the back of there?
Speaker 8: It's the padding here?
Speaker 5: Why is it moving?
Speaker 1: I don't know, Jenna, Oh my god, someone of course
Speaker 1: fell out of the or they forgot to pull a
Speaker 1: hand out, someone who was in a tragic hand incident.
Speaker 5: Anyway, Janet de Side, Yeah, we tak to you, Jenna.
Speaker 5: Do we be self indulgent and roll with.
Speaker 6: Our obnoxious opener that clearly know one gives a fuck
Speaker 6: about that Mitch has put.
Speaker 1: And you know what, I will say this, we've already
Speaker 1: chosen the grabs to go in for next year.
Speaker 5: Oh my word, we short list them as thinnert. The
Speaker 5: new one's done.
Speaker 1: Oh I hear a grab and we're throw microave was
Speaker 1: in Now it's out. That's how quick we decide on
Speaker 1: new grabs. Jenna, it's up to you deciding the boring
Speaker 1: way or our way.
Speaker 4: Okay, well, we do have to consider what our listeners want.
Speaker 5: The data is there, they skip it, Jenna.
Speaker 4: No, I couldn't know. We're doing the our one.
Speaker 1: We're keeping the original yep.
Speaker 8: I tried to be logical, but no, it was a disaster.
Speaker 1: Thank god. That was horrendous, Thank Cross, Thank you, Jenna.
Speaker 1: We're keeping the original opener.
Speaker 5: Here's to being obnoxious in twenty twenty one.
Speaker 1: I'm cheosing yours for you, cheers. It doesn't have the
Speaker 1: same chink to it. Ready, it's just mad against Mard
Speaker 1: Ready Ready, it's not glamorous. That Yeah, we did it.
Speaker 1: I guess that technically means we're done for the year.
Speaker 5: I know our last show but twenty can you believe
Speaker 5: we really kept them fed?
Speaker 1: Though? I mean, there's a lot of content here to enjoy. Jesus.
Speaker 1: One of our most listened to episodes is our final
Speaker 1: episode of season two. Is that right, Mitch?
Speaker 5: Yes, season one?
Speaker 1: Sorry tunnel. Yeah, Jesus, that's crazy.
Speaker 5: Let's see how far this one spreads.
Speaker 1: Now we are going on a holiday for a little bit.
Speaker 1: We don't exactly know when we'll be back yet, but
Speaker 1: you can keep up to date with us followers both.
Speaker 1: We'll be doing our own thing.
Speaker 5: We're doing our Instagram live every Sunday. Oh, at couple
Speaker 5: of minches.
Speaker 1: Sorry, dots back at the window. Yes, next week you
Speaker 1: can have the next quick where are they in the
Speaker 1: cub box? Sorry? Oh, poised pad has fallen out picking
Speaker 1: up an No, you can't have cake your insulin levels
Speaker 1: through the Sorry something about a live I missed it.
Speaker 1: But we'll be there.
Speaker 5: Instagram Live out a couple of minutes every Sunday when
Speaker 5: we're here or not. All right, guys, we better get
Speaker 5: out of here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we should go, Jenna, thank you for committing to
Speaker 1: the bit and staying in the in the in the
Speaker 1: coffin the entire episode that's okay. Are you feeling you
Speaker 1: feel like you're low on oxygen a bit?
Speaker 4: But you know I'm dedicated to the podcast definitely.
Speaker 1: We love you, Jenna, thank you for a great year,
Speaker 1: and we will be back. We're signed with I Heeart.
Speaker 1: Season three is coming.
Speaker 5: Very thankful listening everyone. We can't wait to be back
Speaker 5: with you next year.
Speaker 1: We'll miss you, so are you in twenty twenty one. Actually,
Speaker 1: hold on way before we go. Sorry, no, I know
Speaker 1: we were this because you forgot no, Midge, I believe
Speaker 1: we have a viagra update tore squeeze in just before
Speaker 1: the seasons. Don't be ashamed, so.
Speaker 6: New listeners, Mitch has been checking in with me to
Speaker 6: see if I've used viagra, which they gave me to
Speaker 6: counteract the side effects of my antidepressants, because yes, started
Speaker 6: taking antidepressants recently and one of the side effects is
Speaker 6: sexual dysfunction. Like, just in case it's an issue, here's
Speaker 6: some viagra. And you've been forcing me to open up
Speaker 6: about it on the podcast every week and I haven't
Speaker 6: had much to say.
Speaker 1: They've been forcing you to open up your hope. I
Speaker 1: believe you were had it on with the listener of
Speaker 1: the podcast Jenn, Wait, what it's so good? He fucked listener?
Speaker 1: Are you serious they fucked him?
Speaker 5: I didn't know they were listener at first.
Speaker 1: To be fair, what's her name?
Speaker 5: I'm not saying. I'm not revealing any of that.
Speaker 1: Wow, I'm sure they're listening.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 1: How did it go? Imige?
Speaker 5: The viagara worked a treat That was one point to
Speaker 5: Mitchell Comb's no point to depression.
Speaker 1: Take that depression, that depression. Enjoy my second five. Congratulations,
Speaker 1: So your dig works only with copious amounts of medication.
Speaker 1: Did Was it good? Did it feel good to have
Speaker 1: it working?
Speaker 6: It was a relief to be like, oh, thank god,
Speaker 6: it still works because I was starting to believe your
Speaker 6: theory that your dick is broken, that's what you've been saying.
Speaker 1: That's a little bit of bance. Did it? Did it
Speaker 1: stay hard the whole time and then linger.
Speaker 5: After it was hard when it needed to be? It
Speaker 5: was really there was no lingering. You're still very much
Speaker 5: in control, even under the influence of viagra.
Speaker 1: But this listener would have known, right because he would
Speaker 1: have heard of the copious renditions of viagra update over
Speaker 1: the last few wells.
Speaker 5: That's the thing I didn't realize he was a listener,
Speaker 5: and then.
Speaker 1: Until what he had cum shirt.
Speaker 5: No when I first.
Speaker 1: He went the kitchen when I need to drink and
Speaker 1: pulled out of mug that he won.
Speaker 6: He he mentioned to me, Oh, yeah, I've listened to
Speaker 6: a couple of episodes of the podcast, and I was like, fuck,
Speaker 6: which episodes?
Speaker 5: And so I just came clean and said have you
Speaker 5: heard of I update? And he goesh yeah, And I
Speaker 5: was like, that's kind of a relief. Actually, that saves
Speaker 5: me the awkward conversation.
Speaker 6: And then, as it turns out, is not as much
Speaker 6: of a casual listener as I thought.
Speaker 5: Oh he's not just a listener. He's an endurant idiot. No, no, no,
Speaker 5: our Facebook group you have the secret Facebook group.
Speaker 1: During idiot.
Speaker 5: Minchell.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's the best. Oh my god, it's
Speaker 1: the I agree you are the endurant idiot by the
Speaker 1: sounds of it. Wow, that's brilliant. Well I'm happy for you.
Speaker 1: I'm glad it works and the broken dick is finally rectified.
Speaker 5: Thank you? Oh I did. I did despise you for
Speaker 5: bringing it up continually.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Hey, aren't you glad that I brought it up?
Speaker 1: And we had a positive resolution because everyone's listening to
Speaker 1: go shiit mitches Dick has broken for Christmas. But now
Speaker 1: they know that it's working and that's a real Christmas miracle.
Speaker 5: Well, can I tell you one in eight people in
Speaker 5: Australia take antidepressants.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that doesn't surprise me.
Speaker 5: So that's a lot of people.
Speaker 6: If you looked around the room, there's like often in
Speaker 6: this office more than ten people sitting here.
Speaker 5: So I may not be the only one.
Speaker 1: I highly doubt you're the only one. It's great. There
Speaker 1: you go, and you'll need to you one after this
Speaker 1: coffin after today.
Speaker 5: Do you know how many men say they've experienced sexual dysfunction?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 6: For twenty three percent, oh jesu. Most commonly a lack
Speaker 6: of sexual desire, difficulty reaching orgasm or pain during intercourse,
Speaker 6: and for women it's fifty percent even more.
Speaker 1: That doesn't surprise me. Men a shit, So yes it does.
Speaker 6: It was embarrassing that you kept bringing this up repeatedly,
Speaker 6: but then I thought, Bargaret, I don't mind talking about it.
Speaker 5: Oh people, there's more people going through it than you
Speaker 5: would think. And it's not my fault. It's the fucking antidepressant.
Speaker 1: Very true, but we also scared. What happens the light?
Speaker 5: Oh no, in the coffin. This is where we reveal
Speaker 5: our plan.
Speaker 1: Yeah, see you Joanna. We'll see you guys next year.
Speaker 1: By Mitch, get the cake. We'll go in the other room.
Speaker 1: I want some cake. I'm hungry.
Speaker 8: Can you unscrew I'm very hungry.
Speaker 1: They tied he you guys, make you for they do
Speaker 1: the bottom ones. Don't forget the bottom ones.
Speaker 8: Unscrew me.
Speaker 5: Beautiful like concrete.
Speaker 1: See you next year, guys.
Speaker 5: You is it just me? Don't forget to subscribe and
Speaker 5: leave a review on your podcast app or follow on Spotify.
Speaker 4: Did everyone leave? Ah?
Speaker 1: So it appears that everybody's.
Speaker 4: Left me here in a coffin.
Speaker 1: I heard the door.
Speaker 4: Shut, So welcome to add Reef. I'm reporting from a coffin.
Speaker 4: It's really shut now. They both screwed it in. All
Speaker 4: the lights are off now, so I can't see anything
Speaker 4: that Yeah good stuff. Yeah now, I can't believe they
Speaker 4: left me in here and a million of coffin Like
Speaker 4: some of you would be like, oh no you're not,
Speaker 4: but I really am like.
Speaker 1: Unscrewer unscrewed.
Speaker 5: Fine, get the shop done.
Speaker 8: I can't get.
Speaker 1: There.
Speaker 5: Wait did you want to stay in there for she
Speaker 5: can stay in, but open the lead.
Speaker 1: It'd be nice to see her face.
Speaker 5: Oh oh, dear god, oh your hair looks disgusting. You've
Speaker 5: got to in colmen, she's got coffin hair.
Speaker 1: Oh, Jemma, Hi, we got you the no staying there
Speaker 1: is she?
Speaker 5: Do you ship?
Speaker 1: What do you want to do?
Speaker 6: Welcome to add brief. This is our secret segment on
Speaker 6: the end. We trick people out of listening so that
Speaker 6: we can embarrass ourselves even further. This this, this part
Speaker 6: of the show is nothing to be proud of, which
Speaker 6: is why we keep it a secret. We go on,
Speaker 6: weird tangents, we carry on. This is the most indulgent
Speaker 6: part of the show.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, a lot of people love this show. It's
Speaker 1: a favorite part.
Speaker 5: Fifth part. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Someone messaged me the other day and they were like,
Speaker 1: I was this close to taking my car back to
Speaker 1: the car dealership because I thought car play was broken,
Speaker 1: because whenever I finish our episode it said there was
Speaker 1: thirty minutes left to go every week and he's like,
Speaker 1: my car is broken, it's brand new. But no, he
Speaker 1: just wasn't getting to ad Debrie.
Speaker 6: I'm not even kidding at least like every maybe not
Speaker 6: every week, but every two weeks. Sorry, someone new discovers
Speaker 6: AD debrief.
Speaker 1: The thing is, this is where you get the co
Speaker 1: word and the entry and that the details of our
Speaker 1: secret group on Facebook called Endurant Idiots E n D.
Speaker 1: You are a MT idiots. We post behind the scenes content.
Speaker 1: It's a bit of fun. It's a little community. Now
Speaker 1: is there's almost a thousand people on that.
Speaker 5: No, it's so much fun.
Speaker 1: It's a little home and we love we love all
Speaker 1: of our idiots and you can join just searching during idiots.
Speaker 1: There's a couple questions to answer. It's pretty easy. All
Speaker 1: you need to do is the name of this segment,
Speaker 1: which of course is AD Debrief.
Speaker 6: Hey quick PSA to everyone now that we're in we're
Speaker 6: in the thick of Australian summer.
Speaker 5: Don't drive with a pair of thongs on.
Speaker 6: Make sure you take the thongs off while you're using
Speaker 6: the pedals, because I nearly rear ended someone on the
Speaker 6: way here. You're kidding, because I always take my thongs off,
Speaker 6: but I don't know today, I just forgot and I
Speaker 6: went to push the brakes and my phone got caught,
Speaker 6: so like there was a delay.
Speaker 5: I was like, shaite, no, I could have I could
Speaker 5: have been killed again.
Speaker 1: Dig again Jesus, yeah, yeah, second touch of death.
Speaker 8: You could have been here.
Speaker 5: I had to pick the coffin and people don't like
Speaker 5: when we eat on the podcast, especially mate.
Speaker 1: Again some credit. I had to pick up the coffin
Speaker 1: from Caring Funerals in five Dock. Thank you again for
Speaker 1: the coffin. Guys, it's absolutely beautiful if you do need
Speaker 1: a coffin. In all seriousness, mate, they love the fact
Speaker 1: that this was for comedy. The lady I walked in,
Speaker 1: no joke. It was pouring with rain. I parked the
Speaker 1: van on the side. Should I hel me help you
Speaker 1: because you're a guy. No, there's a woman there. I've been.
Speaker 1: I've been talking to Adam who owns it. His name
Speaker 1: is in on the window. He's a real celebrity in
Speaker 1: the Five Dog funeral community. A big white lady who yeah, who?
Speaker 1: And I walked in. I went, no knock and then
Speaker 1: you walk in and no joke, very faint, beautiful music playing.
Speaker 1: I went, he went hill my helm, you dear, I went, Hi,
Speaker 1: I'm from from the radio station from is It just Me?
Speaker 1: The podcast. I've organized a coffin with Adam, and she
Speaker 1: immediately snapped into gear. Thought it was fun, thought it
Speaker 1: was great. Took me around the back, got the coffin.
Speaker 1: We've done this, We've engraved at it's custom balsa wood.
Speaker 1: We've had engraves for the girl. Yeah, there's an engraving
Speaker 1: on the front of the look. And she said, may
Speaker 1: I ask what you're doing with the coffin and I said, yes,
Speaker 1: it's for the podcast. We have a producer here and
Speaker 1: you're not really a producer. And she said she'd do
Speaker 1: a show from a coffin, and she went, oh.
Speaker 5: Isn't that fun.
Speaker 1: I'm very sorry, but we don't normally do fun things
Speaker 1: like this. In all my thirty years of making and
Speaker 1: selling coffins, we've never done something like this.
Speaker 5: Well, it's not an easy thing to integrate into an
Speaker 5: entertainment show with it, No, no, but we've done it
Speaker 5: because we're fucked.
Speaker 1: I wonder if there's anyone out there that are really
Speaker 1: offended by this. Well, yeah, that's what I.
Speaker 5: Was worried about, like someone who's recently lost someone. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Well, maybe it's one of those things where it's so
Speaker 6: dark that you can't help it laugh. But I hope
Speaker 6: that's the case, because I was horrified.
Speaker 5: I genuinely hand on heart.
Speaker 6: I just assumed by leaving this task in your hands,
Speaker 6: it wouldn't happen. I was like, Mitch always forgets that
Speaker 6: he'd agreed to ship. Mitch doesn't take responsibility. He's going
Speaker 6: to forget to organize the coffin. And then he sends
Speaker 6: me a message from inside the bloody van going to
Speaker 6: pick it up, and I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 6: he's actually getting the coffin.
Speaker 1: I was horrified, But I'm bad when it comes to
Speaker 1: like paying your back for a subway cookie you've brought me,
Speaker 1: not when it comes to this.
Speaker 5: They're actually quite.
Speaker 1: Good with that, am I.
Speaker 5: Here, You're quite good with that. But this is the
Speaker 5: most dedicated I've ever seen you to any content we've
Speaker 5: ever done.
Speaker 6: To our podcast. I'll say to you, hey, can you
Speaker 6: get a Twitter sound effect? And you're fuck around for
Speaker 6: months being like, oh, I've just been so is he
Speaker 6: the ops roll my raining. I had to speak just
Speaker 6: fugging down to god Rump and you always put that
Speaker 6: the easy tasks off, but this is the most elaborate
Speaker 6: task ever.
Speaker 5: You had to inquire about the coffin you had to
Speaker 5: lock it in.
Speaker 1: I had to sell it too for free.
Speaker 5: You have to sell.
Speaker 6: You had to promise all these things that we would deliver,
Speaker 6: And then you had to speak to one of the
Speaker 6: people in campaigns and activations here saying can I borrow
Speaker 6: the kiss van?
Speaker 4: You know what?
Speaker 1: Staying in the kiss van all weekend? God forbid? They
Speaker 1: go out to Buddy Western Sydney. Oh can't. He's a
Speaker 1: frosty cold cad of coke. He's a bag. Oh my dear.
Speaker 5: They just use the coffin as an eski. So you're
Speaker 5: not taking this back today.
Speaker 1: No, it's going back on Monday.
Speaker 5: Oh, we've got it all weekend.
Speaker 1: You could sleep in it.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it is very comfy.
Speaker 5: Try hey, I'll try. Oh, yes, there's like I'm not
Speaker 5: being mean. This is no way you're going to fit.
Speaker 1: It's just the Yeah, we're the headphones.
Speaker 5: I don't need them now you can hear it.
Speaker 1: Oh no, it's right. Well, my dumpers in.
Speaker 5: Oh that's a tight square.
Speaker 1: But I'm in. No, it doesn't fit me heightwise.
Speaker 5: Jenna, Jenna, these are eight hundred dollars shoes. Jenna, try
Speaker 5: and put the lid on.
Speaker 1: Oh, one arm's in you.
Speaker 5: Know, there's not even your cliff won't fit your elva's hair.
Speaker 1: My lungs are being squashed.
Speaker 5: Get out, get out.
Speaker 1: I'm actually wedged, Mitchell, Look at my shoulders, they're wedged in.
Speaker 5: Looks don't look comfy, does it?
Speaker 9: Well?
Speaker 1: I guess if you're in here, you're not exactly leaving
Speaker 1: a reviewer. Oh my god, and me with my body?
Speaker 6: Can I just say, there's actually nothing that sounds more
Speaker 6: horrific to me than an open casket.
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 5: I agree, I've never visited one of you guys. Get on, Mike, Jennifer,
Speaker 5: god's fake. I don't have this conversation. If you're over there, let's.
Speaker 1: Get rid of this music.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm over it.
Speaker 1: Have you who?
Speaker 4: Four?
Speaker 1: My aunt was her clearly her wishes to have one.
Speaker 8: No, it wasn't at the funeral, it was before.
Speaker 5: So they put the lip.
Speaker 6: They popped the lid on forever, all the normies, but
Speaker 6: the family got to see this. Well, like a VIP mourner.
Speaker 1: That's how it works, right, is it how it works?
Speaker 8: It's like a special room.
Speaker 1: She had meet and greet passes.
Speaker 8: Wow, and they do their makeup and all that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the funeral home. Yeah, that's exactly this what caring
Speaker 1: funeral will do.
Speaker 6: Can you call Adam our mate and we'll say thanks
Speaker 6: while the line, But do you pop a bit of
Speaker 6: fucking face a bit of cake on the bloody remains?
Speaker 1: No, we don't want to be insensitive, though, do we.
Speaker 5: That's a good question, though, literally just put her in
Speaker 5: a copin for an hour. That's insensitive.
Speaker 1: Good point.
Speaker 4: This spirit has departed, but there remains remain on.
Speaker 1: I want to ask. I'm going to get Adam's number up.
Speaker 1: Who he wants to be buried and who wants to
Speaker 1: be cremated? Obviously, Jenny of b You've had both choices
Speaker 1: done to you in the past. You've also been burn
Speaker 1: at the steak, which is no longer tried and tested.
Speaker 1: Both correct? What do you guys want? Is it all
Speaker 1: sort of general consensus cremation?
Speaker 6: I vibe a cremation because I couldn't make the decision
Speaker 6: do I get buried in bogen Gate or if I
Speaker 6: get buried in Sydney. So I would like whoever is
Speaker 6: my next of kin or whatever the fuck? I would
Speaker 6: like them to draw on how well they know me
Speaker 6: to decide where I ought to be. Scattered bits of me.
Speaker 6: I want to bitter me in bogen Gate, bitter me
Speaker 6: in Sydney, bitter me places that mean something to me,
Speaker 6: And it's up to them to decide. One of them
Speaker 6: might be the Capital Theater because I love seeing Wicked there.
Speaker 4: It's really nice.
Speaker 6: One of them might be, you know, the cafe down
Speaker 6: the road that I love. It's up to whoever is
Speaker 6: scattering the ashes.
Speaker 4: Did you know with cremations they also cremate the cough
Speaker 4: when you're in Yes, everything, So how do you know what's.
Speaker 5: You and what's the cough? No, because it symbolism and
Speaker 5: I for fux that.
Speaker 1: No, No, it's a good question. My aunt was cremated. Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: it's not this coffin. This is a display coffin. It's
Speaker 1: like a I actually think it might be cardboards.
Speaker 6: No, it's the coffin that this coffin they decant the
Speaker 6: body into a shitter coffin. No, it's like you don't
Speaker 6: mind that they flip it.
Speaker 1: Out like a Christmas pudding out of the red coal plastic.
Speaker 5: Like I've gone to all this trouble of lacquering this
Speaker 5: fucking coffin. I'm not going to ban it. I'm gonna
Speaker 5: put it in some ship thing and then.
Speaker 1: See that's what the budget funeral homes will do. Caring
Speaker 1: funerals wouldn't do that.
Speaker 5: No, yeah, well after when he's on the phone, I've.
Speaker 1: Got him number. Let's call him Adam. Very nice guy.
Speaker 1: This also may be the home phone because it's the family,
Speaker 1: so it might be the wife that don't caring funerals.
Speaker 5: How can I help you?
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm just wondering if adam's there?
Speaker 5: Please? Oh no, sorry, he's just popped out.
Speaker 8: Yeah, he's just not in the office.
Speaker 1: At the moment. No worries. All good. Can I help you?
Speaker 5: Did you want to leave a message?
Speaker 1: No, it's all good. We'll call him on his mobile. Okay, probably,
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. That's the that's the woman that
Speaker 1: helped me. Beautiful, she sounds. She was so sweet.
Speaker 5: Why didn't you say good a mate?
Speaker 1: The went well, it was too much. Should I call back.
Speaker 5: Let's go to Adam.
Speaker 1: I've got his number.
Speaker 3: H m hmm.
Speaker 1: Okada is Adam? Yeah, Adam. See, I think he gave
Speaker 1: us a wrong number. That's what happened to me when
Speaker 1: I tried to call last week.
Speaker 5: Oh that's weird.
Speaker 1: Unless he changed his phone. But that happened three times
Speaker 1: to me so that I text and then I finally
Speaker 1: got on to me like, not Adam, and you've got
Speaker 1: the wrong fuck.
Speaker 5: Okay, we'll call back at the Caring Funeral's number and
Speaker 5: ask BEV for Adam's number. Is the name Bev, but
Speaker 5: it's assumed. See, hi, bitch, it's me.
Speaker 1: I'm exhausted.
Speaker 5: Oh we can go.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, it's the last episode of the year,
Speaker 1: so we're sing danced.
Speaker 2: To it, Caring Funerals.
Speaker 4: How can I help you?
Speaker 1: Oh it's Mitt from the radio station. Oh, I'm so good.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to say. It all went so well.
Speaker 1: It was perfect, It worked a tread. Oh beautiful.
Speaker 8: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: Kathy didn't know anything about it. Oh I thought sorry,
Speaker 1: I thought this was Kathy. Hello, you know it was No,
Speaker 1: it's not a problem, Jinn, I'm here with my co
Speaker 1: host Mitch and Jenner are here, Gina.
Speaker 5: Would you like a live review of the coffin?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 5: Yes, Jenna.
Speaker 1: What did you think of the general It was very.
Speaker 4: Very comfortable, and I really really liked the support.
Speaker 1: It was so so good.
Speaker 4: Oh excellent, So.
Speaker 3: Please me and my colleagues can't wait to have a
Speaker 3: look yeah.
Speaker 1: We've got photos and we've got some audio, so we'll
Speaker 1: send it through to Adam. That's actually why I'm calling.
Speaker 1: I don't have his mobile number. Would I be able
Speaker 1: to grab it? We just want to call him and
Speaker 1: thank him.
Speaker 5: Yep, he's just his family at the moment.
Speaker 1: It just waited a little while, but his number is
Speaker 1: zero four. Yep. Awesome, Thank you so much. That's amazing.
Speaker 1: And thank you guys. I mean you guys were nothing
Speaker 1: but helpful. We really appreciate your help. The coffin was beautiful.
Speaker 1: Well it works, you succeed. Thank you a great Christmas. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: you too, all of you you too, see bye bye.
Speaker 1: She was so sweet. I thought I wasn't going to
Speaker 1: be able to record today. Why because last night I
Speaker 1: came home midnight from the show, was very hungry and
Speaker 1: all I had in the fridges one of those microwavable
Speaker 1: bass of philet fish that are frozen. Microwaved it. But
Speaker 1: we're having your microwave and I don't think it cooked it,
Speaker 1: And and it was all you thought you. I woke
Speaker 1: up and if I thought my ships were prior to this,
Speaker 1: they made them this ship this morning made them look
Speaker 1: like they were rocks.
Speaker 5: You were on the run. I was on the run.
Speaker 1: I had to ask care in funerals if their place,
Speaker 1: and I did. Actually it's called had I'm speaking of.
Speaker 5: Can you implore? When he ended, it's my default that I.
Speaker 1: Was gonna do what he did. Sound like he was
Speaker 1: at a funeral. The previous call, someone in the background
Speaker 1: was giving a eulogy. Adam, it's made from case. How
Speaker 1: are you.
Speaker 5: A good high? Good?
Speaker 1: Are you? I'm good man, I'm good. Do you have
Speaker 1: a time? Do you have time to talk or no?
Speaker 3: Not?
Speaker 1: Not good? Not a good time? About two minutes, I'll
Speaker 1: be free. Okay, all good, All good. We'll give your
Speaker 1: wiyse back.
Speaker 5: Okay, sounds good.
Speaker 1: Thanks mate, he's definitely Is that a funeral?
Speaker 5: At what point of the funeral?
Speaker 1: I don't know, but we probably should considering we have
Speaker 1: to wait ten minutes. We'll be back after this job.
Speaker 1: Yours FM time. Last one for the year. It's all good,
Speaker 1: last one for the year. Hey, should we talk Christmas?
Speaker 1: What are we all doing? You got bog and gate.
Speaker 1: Jenn's going to applace your mansion in four clues. What
Speaker 1: I'm going see this is what this is where this
Speaker 1: comes from you're gonna ask, do.
Speaker 5: You know what I'm planning to do with all my
Speaker 5: I'm off? Yeah, I'm going to go on a bunch
Speaker 5: of dates, really.
Speaker 6: Because my excuse usually is I don't like dating midweek
Speaker 6: because I'm tired.
Speaker 5: I've got to go to work. I get up at
Speaker 5: three forty five am. And so now that I don't
Speaker 5: have that excuse to fall and I'm gonna I'm going
Speaker 5: to be swiping my ass off, don't you worry.
Speaker 1: I'll be doing that.
Speaker 5: I'm going to be going Tinder left, front and center.
Speaker 1: So I guess a good question is am I allowed
Speaker 1: to do Viagra updates in the new season season three?
Speaker 3: Or?
Speaker 1: Who was that sort of a cap on the via
Speaker 1: gra update? Did we get the final update?
Speaker 6: Well, we've established that it works. Are you going to
Speaker 6: ask me every time? Hey, Mitchell, did you have a
Speaker 6: rectile dysfunction?
Speaker 1: I probably don't need that level of detail? No, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I do so, Jenna, you're going to Dubbo? Yes, lovely,
Speaker 1: who's in Dubbo?
Speaker 5: My whole family?
Speaker 4: Love?
Speaker 1: I didn't know that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, pretty sure.
Speaker 6: Geez, great fucking answers, guys, God, excuse me, I gave
Speaker 6: you so much bantage just then.
Speaker 1: No, you were great. No, they're a and I'm not interrogating.
Speaker 5: You were going to cremate.
Speaker 1: It been a coffin for over now, yeah, Mitch, She
Speaker 1: was like, she just got off a long hall flight.
Speaker 5: Yes.
Speaker 6: Yeah, there's something about being in a coffin for an
Speaker 6: hour that makes gender looks like she's just She's in
Speaker 6: the middle of a layover.
Speaker 5: Flight to London in Abu Dhrby with awful humidity. Her
Speaker 5: hair was all fucked.
Speaker 1: She had her headphones half on around her neck. You
Speaker 1: know when someone's traveling there was got headphones on their necks.
Speaker 5: She was drooling.
Speaker 1: She was so dehydrated she ran for the caramel modekat.
Speaker 1: You know, when you get to an airport, you're like,
Speaker 1: give me any food.
Speaker 5: That's true, I will have stale, hungry decks.
Speaker 1: You need to you know the fun You know, I've
Speaker 1: said this on the podcast. You know when you have
Speaker 1: plain food, you're always like, feel terrible after they filled
Speaker 1: that food with anti laxatives, the opposite of ax. They
Speaker 1: make you firm up. They firm everything up because they
Speaker 1: don't want everyone shitting in the toilet. They don't want
Speaker 1: everyone having the runs, So they actually put medication in
Speaker 1: there that hardens your store. That's why whenever you like
Speaker 1: you put like a day later, it's like, this is horrendous.
Speaker 5: I've never noticed I have. I'd just hate that feeling
Speaker 5: when you've eaten all your plain food kind of you
Speaker 5: can feel it sitting in your stomach.
Speaker 4: YEA. Well.
Speaker 1: The worst one is I was on Quantus flight when
Speaker 1: in and out of Los Angeles and you start sitting
Speaker 1: there with your eye mask on my lavender pillow from
Speaker 1: now thanks Mitch, and then you sort of sit there
Speaker 1: and you have the light hum of She came over
Speaker 1: and she was like, excuse me, pizza pizza bytes and
Speaker 1: woke me out and gave me pizza. But I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'll take it. I'm not hungry in the sliders, but
Speaker 1: thanks she woke me up to give me pizza bytes.
Speaker 5: So my mask when I was on my I mask
Speaker 5: when I was on a Eddie had flight. Eddie had
Speaker 5: that we filled with dinner, yes not ever emirates.
Speaker 6: So Eddie had the mask. One side was green and
Speaker 6: it says wake me up. And then the other side
Speaker 6: was red and it says leave me the fuck alive.
Speaker 1: Genius.
Speaker 6: So if you if you're deep in a slumber and
Speaker 6: you don't want to be woken for food. You put
Speaker 6: the red side up so that the flight tenants. No,
Speaker 6: don't disturb them.
Speaker 5: The bitch needs a rest.
Speaker 1: This lavender mask, did you crush it up beforehand? Yeah,
Speaker 1: well and truly crushed. I'm going to just talk to
Speaker 1: the podcast for about two minutes and just see if
Speaker 1: I get my sleep.
Speaker 5: No, because you're going to be you're gonna be on.
Speaker 5: You're gonna be trying to perform true in through your
Speaker 5: nose too. Well, put it back on, put it back on. Okay,
Speaker 5: everyone listening, Let's do it. Let's do a really quick mindfulness.
Speaker 5: Oh I've got to get the anti anxiety.
Speaker 1: People want the music. It's how it works. What do
Speaker 1: I do?
Speaker 5: Everyone will, Mitchell, you can crunch it, but everyone at
Speaker 5: home doesn't have a fucking lap and a pillow.
Speaker 6: Hop it on your eyes, all right, on, head back,
Speaker 6: all right, arms by your side. Your arms aren't by
Speaker 6: your side.
Speaker 5: Putting the by your side, all right, dislocate their heads.
Speaker 6: You're going to start by relaxing your right shoulder. Focus
Speaker 6: all your energy and relaxing the right shoulder. Relax the
Speaker 6: left shoulder, and now we're going to work our way down.
Speaker 5: Relax your elbows, Relax your wreaths, Relax your fingertips, finger
Speaker 5: my finger, Relax your knees, Relax your calves, relax your ankles,
Speaker 5: and now, toe by toe, relax your feet. Breathing through
Speaker 5: your nose and out through your mouth.
Speaker 6: And if you noticed wandering thoughts drifting into your mind,
Speaker 6: that's okay. Just bring your attention back to the present
Speaker 6: and relax and focus on your breathing in three your
Speaker 6: nose and out through your mouth.
Speaker 5: I think I killed him. General, he's dead like a lot.
Speaker 5: Let's get fucking photos. Relax your chin and your other chin.
Speaker 1: Fuck off. Wow that works, doesn't I felt like I
Speaker 1: was an eagle soar in the Saharan playing Yeah.
Speaker 5: Oh I don't.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I had to actively restrain my bow from letting go.
Speaker 1: Was that relaxed? I wanted to urinate all over my
Speaker 1: terry toweling purple fans. Wow. Another TikTok trend is successfully
Speaker 1: dad by? Is that a trend?
Speaker 5: I was like, that's not a TikTok trend, that's just
Speaker 5: mental health, Salan.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you that was brilliant and back in
Speaker 1: my here today, is when I lived in New York.
Speaker 1: We did that every morning we had to move I
Speaker 1: told her about my movement class, given movement, I did
Speaker 1: movement every morning in eight till ten.
Speaker 5: Well that's the first for you, isn't it. Movement.
Speaker 1: I was the fittest I've ever been. We had to
Speaker 1: do one exercise called the Goku egg thing. And if
Speaker 1: you had a class of like twenty right and no joke,
Speaker 1: our teacher, Renee beautiful woman, would play music just like that,
Speaker 1: and she goes, today, we're doing Goku egg class, line
Speaker 1: up at one side of the room and we don't
Speaker 1: have to shove for us, and we're all sort of
Speaker 1: like actors, so we're all doing a bit. It's like, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: trying to be fun.
Speaker 5: I can just imagine awful.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what side to be on the roof? And
Speaker 1: then I walked to the side and she was like,
Speaker 1: we have to cross the room one by one without
Speaker 1: touching the floor. Good luck. And we're all like what.
Speaker 1: And then at first you do silly like you try
Speaker 1: to get a grip. Literally, I'm like, Renee, I don't
Speaker 1: have time for this. I don't want to be in
Speaker 1: a score says you film I don't want to be
Speaker 1: on a good place. I don't want to be fucking
Speaker 1: climbing the walls. So then of course you try and
Speaker 1: climb the walls, or then you try to throw each
Speaker 1: other on jump. But it's a giant room, maybe fifty
Speaker 1: meters massive theaters place, and she went, this is where
Speaker 1: Goku egg comes into play. Okay, so you had to
Speaker 1: get across the room, but your classmates had to be
Speaker 1: the ones to carry you, and you had to curl
Speaker 1: up into a Goku egg ball like you had to
Speaker 1: curl up into a ball, and you would kneel down Mitch,
Speaker 1: and I'd sort of roll onto you, and then you'd
Speaker 1: roll me over to Jenna, and then Ryan would go across,
Speaker 1: and one by one you'd roll across the room like
Speaker 1: a giant rolling Poldie as this music played and you'd
Speaker 1: get to the other side of the room.
Speaker 5: That sounds like you could really fuck your neck.
Speaker 1: Oh, it was horrendous, and I was nervous.
Speaker 5: There's nothing, there's nothing about that. That's entire thing.
Speaker 1: Well, she did. I didn't want to do it because
Speaker 1: I was worried about my weight. Little did I know
Speaker 1: that I would actually blow out The next three years
Speaker 1: back then I was like a tweet compared to what
Speaker 1: I am now. It was really had nothing to worry about,
Speaker 1: if you know. And I said, I don't want to
Speaker 1: do it. And then she said, everyone go to Mitchell,
Speaker 1: and everyone came to me, and she went everyone to
Speaker 1: raise your hands, and they all put their hands up,
Speaker 1: and they gave me raiki energy to feel empowered, to
Speaker 1: feel light and to feel slim. And then I cried
Speaker 1: and didn't do it and went to the lunch. Truman
Speaker 1: had had something for the vending machine. Did you actually, yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't do it. I didn't do the like I'm
Speaker 1: out of here. No I did. I think I was crying.
Speaker 5: It was very emotional, but I am that's so emotional.
Speaker 5: You don't have to be a fucking egg. I could
Speaker 5: be an egg.
Speaker 1: No, it's theater. We also did another exercise right called
Speaker 1: enter Should we try it? What is that called? Enter? Laughing? Exit? Crying?
Speaker 1: So you had to walk into a room like this ready.
Speaker 5: Thank God, please please give an example and sane, insane?
Speaker 1: Why don't I you you that insane?
Speaker 5: Why do I you do that? I don't know, it's ridiculous.
Speaker 5: I haven't had any acting works in argon of Jenny
Speaker 5: that you couldn't differentiate which is laughing or crying? You
Speaker 5: never can, No, try, come on, miss former Home and
Speaker 5: away extra, give it's what you've got your enter laughing
Speaker 5: and then.
Speaker 1: You leave you try?
Speaker 5: Okay, already, so just another day.
Speaker 1: Hold on, Adam's calling.
Speaker 5: Oh fuck, all right it ten minutes.
Speaker 1: You're right, Adam. I'm good mate. How are you hi, Adam?
Speaker 1: Adam Mitch is here in Jenna. We host the podcast together.
Speaker 1: We just wanted to say the coffin was amazing, Thank you.
Speaker 6: Would you like to hear a live review of the
Speaker 6: coffin general? Give her feedback after being in there for
Speaker 6: an hour?
Speaker 1: Did you like the bottom of her more comfortable for you?
Speaker 1: I loved it.
Speaker 4: That I put the mattress and a pillow in comfortable.
Speaker 5: Most don't get that.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's that I put a little bit so
Speaker 1: that I was just a little bit.
Speaker 5: More comfortable for her. Oh beautiful. You're very thoughtful.
Speaker 1: You're amazing, Jenna loved You're the best. Appreciate everything, Adam,
Speaker 1: See you mate, Thank you bye. What a nice man.
Speaker 5: What a glowing endorsement from Jenna. I've used their coffins
Speaker 5: and I love.
Speaker 1: It should call him back and go, oh, adam, I'll
Speaker 1: excuse me, coffin, do not Where were we before that?
Speaker 1: Jenna was about to enter, crying and to laughing. Go
Speaker 1: for Jenna?
Speaker 5: Can I have another scoop of mudcake?
Speaker 1: Dylan's not good past of the guys. I've got to
Speaker 1: start my job very soon.
Speaker 5: Doesn't matter, it does in She comes all right?
Speaker 2: Go for it.
Speaker 1: So quick? That was so quick I don't even notice
Speaker 1: the change.
Speaker 5: She whales like that when she cries.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen Jenny cry. Oh, I have crust crying pleasure?
Speaker 1: What kick you? Sorry? That was really creepy. Meet you
Speaker 1: give it a try. No, I don't think I can
Speaker 1: you reckon? You'd hate acting school. It's so wanky fucked
Speaker 1: Goku egg Mitchell Chury. Across the room, some bitch Renee
Speaker 1: from Long Island from New York was lying down and
Speaker 1: I had to somersault on her back to get across
Speaker 1: a room in a warehouse in Brooklyn.
Speaker 5: I'd rather be dead.
Speaker 1: It was a lot, and I was very sweaty, so
Speaker 1: raiki energy. There's no leaves? What he need to rake?
Speaker 1: Oh a bit much if you ask me. But I
Speaker 1: loved every moment of an Atlantic acting school in Manhattan.
Speaker 5: If you want to get across, don't give them a
Speaker 5: credit line. They didn't give us ship, they didn't.
Speaker 1: They gave me me. They gave you me.
Speaker 5: And he's a handful and a half.
Speaker 1: What a great year it's been, guys.
Speaker 5: Oh, it's just been the best, delightful.
Speaker 1: We'll be back soon though. Don't worry if you miss
Speaker 1: a sicking look at our socials or we'll be doing things.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like, in the rare event that you do miss this,
Speaker 5: listen to old episodes or something. Surely there's something you forgot,
Speaker 5: we said once.
Speaker 1: Yeah, every listen that you guys give our podcasts, we
Speaker 1: get thirty thousand dollars now, so please just listen to
Speaker 1: one out way you asleep? How don't buy me in
Speaker 1: your hundred jazz. If you listen to two episodes sixty thousand.
Speaker 4: Listen to three, so you all get thirty thousand and three.
Speaker 1: We all get thirty thousand, and we still won't give
Speaker 1: out any mugs. We'll keep all the money and not
Speaker 1: give anyone any prizes.
Speaker 5: Well, anyway, it's been a fuck whole of a year everyone,
Speaker 5: but we've loved hanging out with you.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 1: In all seriousness, this podcast has been shining ray of light.
Speaker 4: Though.
Speaker 1: I'm glad thank you for listening because really, well and truly,
Speaker 1: no one has to listen to this.
Speaker 5: Why would y'all?
Speaker 1: Yeah, people are busy, so thank you for listening. I
Speaker 1: couldn't do it without you. We appreciate you, we love you,
Speaker 1: And Durant Idiots is where you can be. I'm sure
Speaker 1: we'll be posting over the break in during Idiots, So
Speaker 1: if you want behind the scenes of extra content, join
Speaker 1: the goddamn Facebook group.
Speaker 5: Guys, please, We'll see you there. And I'm determined to
Speaker 5: go Instagram live every Sunday. Yeah, I can't hear you
Speaker 5: over the my fat pig co host. You might not
Speaker 5: show up and I'll do it.
Speaker 1: That's not fair to Lease. She's not your co host anymore.
Speaker 5: Anyway, Thank you for listening.
Speaker 3: Guys.
Speaker 5: We love you, we appreciate you.
Speaker 4: We do.
Speaker 1: Who's this?
Speaker 4: This is?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you'll never believe it. White Lady Funerals.
Speaker 1: They're furious we didn't go with them. They're mad that
Speaker 1: we went with number on coffin Company in the Inn West.
Speaker 5: Yea rot in hell?
Speaker 1: What lady? Yeah, rock Lady funerals, rot in Hell, rock,
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Speaker 1: Dog Funeral, stank Us Home Funerals, feral mock funeral. Oh
Speaker 1: they did nothing to us, nothing at all. Thank you
Speaker 1: again to Caring Funerals, and thank you to all of
Speaker 1: you guys for listening in twenty twenty for keeping us afloat.
Speaker 1: We love you, and we will see you with a
Speaker 1: refreshed new show in twenty twenty one. We will catch
Speaker 1: it in see you guys already, Love you, Bye,