Speaker 1: Welcome to them, Christian, no Common show podcast Christian. When
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Speaker 1: it also reminded me of another great movie, Blades of Glory, underrated.
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Speaker 1: dancing scene Chaws, Michael Michaels Megan, that's a great call, Christian.
Speaker 1: You won't believe what they stole. They broke into my truck.
Speaker 1: They stole my steering wheel and nothing else. Scott, We're
Speaker 1: not laughing at you. It's the ludicrousness of these steering
Speaker 1: wheel being stolen. And this is amazing. Jennifer's just emailed
Speaker 1: Christians at the caravan park wanted to use the clothes line.
Speaker 1: I didn't have any pegs. I went and brought some
Speaker 1: cheap wooden ones. Must have cost about one dollar. In
Speaker 1: between taking one dry load off the back of the
Speaker 1: line of the caravan, returning to hang the next note
Speaker 1: of washing, someone stole all my wooden pegs one dollar's worth.
Speaker 1: Seriously ridiculous, Jennifer, thank you very much.
Speaker 2: Email Rick Christian, You'll never believe what God stolen?
Speaker 3: Rick?
Speaker 1: What got stolen?
Speaker 2: I came out of my my my house and I
Speaker 2: jumped into my van and I threw my paperwork up
Speaker 2: on the dashboard and went straight through where the windscreen
Speaker 2: used to be out onto the road. I stole my windscreen.
Speaker 2: They literally cut the rubber and took the window out.
Speaker 2: And it was like, yeah, it was possible.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but the obviously case that out, that's not like
Speaker 1: an opportunistic thing. Is you're not wondering by and then
Speaker 1: that is.
Speaker 2: The police were. The police were very accommodating. I went
Speaker 2: down to the we had the Baronia Police station. Is legal,
Speaker 2: it is Actually it was very cold.
Speaker 1: I just got a windscreen, was.
Speaker 2: Just and we got it. We got into the into
Speaker 2: the police station and I said to him, I said,
Speaker 2: or someone stole my wine screen. And he struck his
Speaker 2: head out of the back and said to all of
Speaker 2: everyone out there, he said, oh, you've got to come
Speaker 2: and check this outpod.
Speaker 1: A We're going to We've got to send your prize.
Speaker 1: Were stay there were sorry out with someone. That was
Speaker 1: a great story. Brenda, good morning.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Christians. You'll never believe what was stolen from me?
Speaker 1: What was stolen?
Speaker 5: Brenda sober morning.
Speaker 4: As the same caller walked out the front of my
Speaker 4: house and I look in my garden and there's four
Speaker 4: giant holes in my garden. Someone decided in the middle
Speaker 4: of the night to dig up my rope bushes.
Speaker 1: That is I know.
Speaker 4: It was so crazy. And at the same time a
Speaker 4: turbe statue that took two people to actually pick up
Speaker 4: and move. So yeah, so rose bushes and a turb
Speaker 4: statue at the same time in one hit.
Speaker 1: I mean, they've obviously got a that in mark for
Speaker 1: God in summer, haven't they that the roses scene they
Speaker 1: want it?
Speaker 6: So do you walk around the neighborhood break keeping it
Speaker 6: close hours?
Speaker 5: Actually actually I did.
Speaker 4: I did, and the statute was quite funny because I
Speaker 4: used to walk all the time.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'd look at people pauses and go, hmmm.
Speaker 4: I wonder if that is my paurple purple roses just cherubs.
Speaker 1: Not everyone's got the cherubs.
Speaker 4: No, No, it was that big one on that sis
Speaker 4: on the ball as well. And as I said, yeah,
Speaker 4: it actually takes two people to pick up.
Speaker 7: And yeah, we know that one in my top five
Speaker 7: mount rushmore of cherubs, the one on the ball with
Speaker 7: the older head like that the leg cockahoop.
Speaker 1: Yes, our wings have broken off ours because it slipped
Speaker 1: off the pedestal. Great story, but the Daily prob Thank
Speaker 1: you very much, Brenda, thank you, thank you, and please
Speaker 1: do call us if you've got any much stories about
Speaker 1: cherubs N four one four three. Jody, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 5: You would never believe what got stolen from us.
Speaker 1: We got stolen from you, Jody h.
Speaker 5: A backpack, a whole lot of dav Days, a bottle
Speaker 5: of bourbon, six cans of tuna, and two threadow frogs
Speaker 5: and a swig of stuff drink from the stridge.
Speaker 1: It's the tuna. I mean there's I know there's some
Speaker 1: sick people, but who is actually stealing six cats of tuna?
Speaker 1: Did they leave you with anything or they just took everything?
Speaker 5: They just took the They just took the punteds of
Speaker 5: the cabins. Now that was that was all they took.
Speaker 5: Left the Dave Day behind, left, left the DVD player behind,
Speaker 5: left all the jewelry behind.
Speaker 1: The stuff to always gets stolen. We got double Choker
Speaker 1: and adelaide. That one we called us the other day.
Speaker 6: My bags full of the tu was the last thing.
Speaker 6: I don't know what to take.
Speaker 1: Very expensive stuff that's very easy to pour if you
Speaker 1: get casual jewelry. It's in Brian, Guys, it's in Brian.
Speaker 1: Joy would have to say your bride's great call. This
Speaker 1: is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. You won't believe what
Speaker 1: got stolen?
Speaker 3: Christian.
Speaker 1: My mum had a rabbit stolen from his hutch. One morning.
Speaker 1: I went to fear little Benny and he was gone.
Speaker 1: Mum was understandably upset, and she went out to the backyard.
Speaker 1: She found, get this, a trail of carrots. Someone had
Speaker 1: laid the thief to a hole in the fence to
Speaker 1: lure Benny out. This is shocking, and we found him
Speaker 1: two days later in a nearby neighboring street in someone's
Speaker 1: front yard where the thief had dumped him, poor old Benny.
Speaker 1: I love the fact that the response to the guy
Speaker 1: they called in son he had his windscreen called stolen,
Speaker 1: just cut this should cut out from the front of
Speaker 1: his car and Baronia, someone says, texted there Boronia. Of
Speaker 1: course he got his windscreen stolen.
Speaker 6: I would never drive.
Speaker 1: I'm still learning about the four years boni windscreen the
Speaker 1: capital of Melbourne, BIA full stuff. Of course he goes
Speaker 1: wind screen storing You idiots, Betty, Betty rees and eyebrown.
Speaker 6: Here's not a non story, all right.
Speaker 1: You won't believe what got stolen, Neil.
Speaker 3: Christian, You never believe what got stolen? What was that
Speaker 3: six a six foot tall Humphrey bear chained away railway sweeper?
Speaker 8: What?
Speaker 1: Why would they still Humphrey?
Speaker 3: I was using it as a Christmas decoration. So I
Speaker 3: had to go to the port. I had to go
Speaker 3: to the police station and explain what Humphrey looked like?
Speaker 1: Okay, and had Why did you go to the police station,
Speaker 1: by the way, just to see just report the crime?
Speaker 3: Yeah, just to see if somebody at the end of
Speaker 3: this who is handing that?
Speaker 1: Who's added in a six Humphrey bear?
Speaker 6: So you thought that the guilt might over like consume
Speaker 6: them and they have to go on hand in Santa
Speaker 6: next morning.
Speaker 1: I just can't live with myself. I just looked, took
Speaker 1: one look at myself in the mirror. Want to look
Speaker 1: at Humphrey when I'm here? Officer locked me up. Did
Speaker 1: you ever get hold back?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 3: I did with the brown very creature with her.
Speaker 1: Hat on the desk of the local cop shop. We
Speaker 1: know what he looks like.
Speaker 6: Cure, we can pitch your Humphrey.
Speaker 3: Yes, we can.
Speaker 1: Hopefully they had one of those identic it photos. And
Speaker 1: have you seen this bear.
Speaker 8: Noil?
Speaker 1: Thank you very much, she called, let's go to the anchor.
Speaker 1: Good morning the anchor, Christian.
Speaker 9: You won't believe what got stolen?
Speaker 1: What got stolen?
Speaker 9: I was walking back from my lunch break out in
Speaker 9: front of the Tie Power and I saw some guys
Speaker 9: pull up and grab the Michelaman and chuck it in
Speaker 9: the back of their car. And I have to be
Speaker 9: a witness to the police.
Speaker 1: This is my favorites. Some guys pulled up, go go
Speaker 1: go with one of the stop they rehearsed it.
Speaker 9: It was hilarious.
Speaker 6: How many guys did it take to carry michional man.
Speaker 5: It was three guys. It was huge.
Speaker 9: And it's actually they're smart because to this day it's
Speaker 9: probably worth a fortune because all the michean stuff is
Speaker 9: so they must have years ago.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have to go on eBay now to find
Speaker 1: out what it costs to get the Mission Man or
Speaker 1: any of that legendary much I'm.
Speaker 9: Trying to explain to the police.
Speaker 5: Oh it was yeah, I don't do that again.
Speaker 1: Incredible Bankle. We send your Brice a great story. Thank
Speaker 1: you very much for coording us.
Speaker 5: Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1: These are so funny. All right, this, let's get one
Speaker 1: last morning Phillips. You Phil.
Speaker 3: Christian.
Speaker 8: You're not going to believe what I style? What are
Speaker 8: they still fil walked out the car one morning and
Speaker 8: the front bucket social machine.
Speaker 1: Maybe they're making a kit car. They got the wind
Speaker 1: screen for the ready guy got hhree beer, They've got
Speaker 1: the michelin man.
Speaker 6: I got that steel from the truck.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, well maybe because I was.
Speaker 8: In Sydney to do a job interview and saying you
Speaker 8: a friend, and they stole the backup seats out of
Speaker 8: the suit, out of the back. It was hanging up
Speaker 8: in the back. So I had to go to this
Speaker 8: job interview and a pair of board shorts of the
Speaker 8: T shirt.
Speaker 1: Executive.
Speaker 8: Yeah. When I went up to the local cup shop,
Speaker 8: I had an old milk create in the boot with
Speaker 8: tools and stuff in it, and I had to sit
Speaker 8: on that. You've got no idea how hard it is
Speaker 8: to drive with no support. You're nearly you're nearly pulling
Speaker 8: the steering wheel off the column.
Speaker 1: An image. I'm glad you added that bit because there
Speaker 1: was wondering like how did you ever drive it without
Speaker 1: the seats.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I walked back out of the car and the
Speaker 8: coppers got all his mates, all the other coppers out
Speaker 8: of the back of the station, and they all came
Speaker 8: out and they just lust it watching me trying to
Speaker 8: drive away on this milk cup.
Speaker 1: Phil, we're going to have to send you Bryce well. Brilliant,
Speaker 1: brilliant Caul, thank you very much.
Speaker 3: Not don't worry, guys, you have an awesome day and.
Speaker 1: You Phil, thank you very much. Our last half hour
Speaker 1: called someone the best of the year. Thank you, Carl.
Speaker 3: Brighter.
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