WEBVTT - MINI: Stolen

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to them, Christian, no Common show podcast Christian. When

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<v Speaker 1>he played I don't want to miss a Thing by Aerosmith,

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<v Speaker 1>it also reminded me of another great movie, Blades of Glory, underrated.

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<v Speaker 1>Will necessarily got Will Arnette as well the magnificent ice

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<v Speaker 1>dancing scene Chaws, Michael Michaels Megan, that's a great call, Christian.

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<v Speaker 1>You won't believe what they stole. They broke into my truck.

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<v Speaker 1>They stole my steering wheel and nothing else. Scott, We're

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<v Speaker 1>not laughing at you. It's the ludicrousness of these steering

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<v Speaker 1>wheel being stolen. And this is amazing. Jennifer's just emailed

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<v Speaker 1>Christians at the caravan park wanted to use the clothes line.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't have any pegs. I went and brought some

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<v Speaker 1>cheap wooden ones. Must have cost about one dollar. In

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<v Speaker 1>between taking one dry load off the back of the

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<v Speaker 1>line of the caravan, returning to hang the next note

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<v Speaker 1>of washing, someone stole all my wooden pegs one dollar's worth.

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<v Speaker 1>Seriously ridiculous, Jennifer, thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 2>Email Rick Christian, You'll never believe what God stolen?

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<v Speaker 3>Rick?

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<v Speaker 1>What got stolen?

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<v Speaker 2>I came out of my my my house and I

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<v Speaker 2>jumped into my van and I threw my paperwork up

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<v Speaker 2>on the dashboard and went straight through where the windscreen

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<v Speaker 2>used to be out onto the road. I stole my windscreen.

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<v Speaker 2>They literally cut the rubber and took the window out.

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<v Speaker 2>And it was like, yeah, it was possible.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but the obviously case that out, that's not like

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<v Speaker 1>an opportunistic thing. Is you're not wondering by and then

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<v Speaker 1>that is.

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<v Speaker 2>The police were. The police were very accommodating. I went

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<v Speaker 2>down to the we had the Baronia Police station. Is legal,

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<v Speaker 2>it is Actually it was very cold.

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<v Speaker 1>I just got a windscreen, was.

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<v Speaker 2>Just and we got it. We got into the into

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<v Speaker 2>the police station and I said to him, I said,

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<v Speaker 2>or someone stole my wine screen. And he struck his

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<v Speaker 2>head out of the back and said to all of

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<v Speaker 2>everyone out there, he said, oh, you've got to come

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<v Speaker 2>and check this outpod.

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<v Speaker 1>A We're going to We've got to send your prize.

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<v Speaker 1>Were stay there were sorry out with someone. That was

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<v Speaker 1>a great story. Brenda, good morning.

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<v Speaker 4>Good morning, Christians. You'll never believe what was stolen from me?

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<v Speaker 1>What was stolen?

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<v Speaker 5>Brenda sober morning.

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<v Speaker 4>As the same caller walked out the front of my

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<v Speaker 4>house and I look in my garden and there's four

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<v Speaker 4>giant holes in my garden. Someone decided in the middle

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<v Speaker 4>of the night to dig up my rope bushes.

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<v Speaker 1>That is I know.

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<v Speaker 4>It was so crazy. And at the same time a

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<v Speaker 4>turbe statue that took two people to actually pick up

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<v Speaker 4>and move. So yeah, so rose bushes and a turb

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<v Speaker 4>statue at the same time in one hit.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, they've obviously got a that in mark for

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<v Speaker 1>God in summer, haven't they that the roses scene they

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<v Speaker 1>want it?

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<v Speaker 6>So do you walk around the neighborhood break keeping it

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<v Speaker 6>close hours?

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<v Speaker 5>Actually actually I did.

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<v Speaker 4>I did, and the statute was quite funny because I

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<v Speaker 4>used to walk all the time.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I'd look at people pauses and go, hmmm.

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<v Speaker 4>I wonder if that is my paurple purple roses just cherubs.

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<v Speaker 1>Not everyone's got the cherubs.

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<v Speaker 4>No, No, it was that big one on that sis

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<v Speaker 4>on the ball as well. And as I said, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>it actually takes two people to pick up.

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<v Speaker 7>And yeah, we know that one in my top five

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<v Speaker 7>mount rushmore of cherubs, the one on the ball with

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<v Speaker 7>the older head like that the leg cockahoop.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, our wings have broken off ours because it slipped

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<v Speaker 1>off the pedestal. Great story, but the Daily prob Thank

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<v Speaker 1>you very much, Brenda, thank you, thank you, and please

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<v Speaker 1>do call us if you've got any much stories about

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<v Speaker 1>cherubs N four one four three. Jody, good morning, good morning.

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<v Speaker 5>You would never believe what got stolen from us.

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<v Speaker 1>We got stolen from you, Jody h.

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<v Speaker 5>A backpack, a whole lot of dav Days, a bottle

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<v Speaker 5>of bourbon, six cans of tuna, and two threadow frogs

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<v Speaker 5>and a swig of stuff drink from the stridge.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the tuna. I mean there's I know there's some

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<v Speaker 1>sick people, but who is actually stealing six cats of tuna?

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<v Speaker 1>Did they leave you with anything or they just took everything?

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<v Speaker 5>They just took the They just took the punteds of

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<v Speaker 5>the cabins. Now that was that was all they took.

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<v Speaker 5>Left the Dave Day behind, left, left the DVD player behind,

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<v Speaker 5>left all the jewelry behind.

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<v Speaker 1>The stuff to always gets stolen. We got double Choker

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<v Speaker 1>and adelaide. That one we called us the other day.

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<v Speaker 6>My bags full of the tu was the last thing.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know what to take.

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<v Speaker 1>Very expensive stuff that's very easy to pour if you

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<v Speaker 1>get casual jewelry. It's in Brian, Guys, it's in Brian.

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<v Speaker 1>Joy would have to say your bride's great call. This

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<v Speaker 1>is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. You won't believe what

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<v Speaker 1>got stolen?

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<v Speaker 3>Christian.

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<v Speaker 1>My mum had a rabbit stolen from his hutch. One morning.

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<v Speaker 1>I went to fear little Benny and he was gone.

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<v Speaker 1>Mum was understandably upset, and she went out to the backyard.

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<v Speaker 1>She found, get this, a trail of carrots. Someone had

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<v Speaker 1>laid the thief to a hole in the fence to

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<v Speaker 1>lure Benny out. This is shocking, and we found him

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<v Speaker 1>two days later in a nearby neighboring street in someone's

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<v Speaker 1>front yard where the thief had dumped him, poor old Benny.

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<v Speaker 1>I love the fact that the response to the guy

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<v Speaker 1>they called in son he had his windscreen called stolen,

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<v Speaker 1>just cut this should cut out from the front of

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<v Speaker 1>his car and Baronia, someone says, texted there Boronia. Of

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<v Speaker 1>course he got his windscreen stolen.

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<v Speaker 6>I would never drive.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm still learning about the four years boni windscreen the

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<v Speaker 1>capital of Melbourne, BIA full stuff. Of course he goes

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<v Speaker 1>wind screen storing You idiots, Betty, Betty rees and eyebrown.

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<v Speaker 6>Here's not a non story, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>You won't believe what got stolen, Neil.

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<v Speaker 3>Christian, You never believe what got stolen? What was that

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<v Speaker 3>six a six foot tall Humphrey bear chained away railway sweeper?

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<v Speaker 8>What?

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<v Speaker 1>Why would they still Humphrey?

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<v Speaker 3>I was using it as a Christmas decoration. So I

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<v Speaker 3>had to go to the port. I had to go

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<v Speaker 3>to the police station and explain what Humphrey looked like?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, and had Why did you go to the police station,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, just to see just report the crime?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, just to see if somebody at the end of

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<v Speaker 3>this who is handing that?

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<v Speaker 1>Who's added in a six Humphrey bear?

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<v Speaker 6>So you thought that the guilt might over like consume

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<v Speaker 6>them and they have to go on hand in Santa

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<v Speaker 6>next morning.

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<v Speaker 1>I just can't live with myself. I just looked, took

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<v Speaker 1>one look at myself in the mirror. Want to look

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<v Speaker 1>at Humphrey when I'm here? Officer locked me up. Did

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<v Speaker 1>you ever get hold back?

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<v Speaker 8>No?

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<v Speaker 3>I did with the brown very creature with her.

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<v Speaker 1>Hat on the desk of the local cop shop. We

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<v Speaker 1>know what he looks like.

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<v Speaker 6>Cure, we can pitch your Humphrey.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, we can.

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<v Speaker 1>Hopefully they had one of those identic it photos. And

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<v Speaker 1>have you seen this bear.

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<v Speaker 8>Noil?

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you very much, she called, let's go to the anchor.

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning the anchor, Christian.

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<v Speaker 9>You won't believe what got stolen?

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<v Speaker 1>What got stolen?

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<v Speaker 9>I was walking back from my lunch break out in

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<v Speaker 9>front of the Tie Power and I saw some guys

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<v Speaker 9>pull up and grab the Michelaman and chuck it in

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<v Speaker 9>the back of their car. And I have to be

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<v Speaker 9>a witness to the police.

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<v Speaker 1>This is my favorites. Some guys pulled up, go go

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<v Speaker 1>go with one of the stop they rehearsed it.

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<v Speaker 9>It was hilarious.

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<v Speaker 6>How many guys did it take to carry michional man.

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<v Speaker 5>It was three guys. It was huge.

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<v Speaker 9>And it's actually they're smart because to this day it's

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<v Speaker 9>probably worth a fortune because all the michean stuff is

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<v Speaker 9>so they must have years ago.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I have to go on eBay now to find

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<v Speaker 1>out what it costs to get the Mission Man or

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<v Speaker 1>any of that legendary much I'm.

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<v Speaker 9>Trying to explain to the police.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh it was yeah, I don't do that again.

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<v Speaker 1>Incredible Bankle. We send your Brice a great story. Thank

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<v Speaker 1>you very much for coording us.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>These are so funny. All right, this, let's get one

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<v Speaker 1>last morning Phillips. You Phil.

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<v Speaker 3>Christian.

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<v Speaker 8>You're not going to believe what I style? What are

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<v Speaker 8>they still fil walked out the car one morning and

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<v Speaker 8>the front bucket social machine.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe they're making a kit car. They got the wind

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<v Speaker 1>screen for the ready guy got hhree beer, They've got

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<v Speaker 1>the michelin man.

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<v Speaker 6>I got that steel from the truck.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, well maybe because I was.

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<v Speaker 8>In Sydney to do a job interview and saying you

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<v Speaker 8>a friend, and they stole the backup seats out of

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<v Speaker 8>the suit, out of the back. It was hanging up

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<v Speaker 8>in the back. So I had to go to this

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<v Speaker 8>job interview and a pair of board shorts of the

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<v Speaker 8>T shirt.

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<v Speaker 1>Executive.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah. When I went up to the local cup shop,

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<v Speaker 8>I had an old milk create in the boot with

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<v Speaker 8>tools and stuff in it, and I had to sit

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<v Speaker 8>on that. You've got no idea how hard it is

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<v Speaker 8>to drive with no support. You're nearly you're nearly pulling

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<v Speaker 8>the steering wheel off the column.

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<v Speaker 1>An image. I'm glad you added that bit because there

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<v Speaker 1>was wondering like how did you ever drive it without

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<v Speaker 1>the seats.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, I walked back out of the car and the

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<v Speaker 8>coppers got all his mates, all the other coppers out

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<v Speaker 8>of the back of the station, and they all came

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<v Speaker 8>out and they just lust it watching me trying to

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<v Speaker 8>drive away on this milk cup.

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<v Speaker 1>Phil, we're going to have to send you Bryce well. Brilliant,

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<v Speaker 1>brilliant Caul, thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 3>Not don't worry, guys, you have an awesome day and.

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<v Speaker 1>You Phil, thank you very much. Our last half hour

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<v Speaker 1>called someone the best of the year. Thank you, Carl.

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<v Speaker 3>Brighter.

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<v Speaker 2>You're listening to the Christian O Carl Show podcast.