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Speaker 1: Welcome to them, Christian, no Common show podcast Christian. When

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Speaker 1: he played I don't want to miss a Thing by Aerosmith,

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Speaker 1: it also reminded me of another great movie, Blades of Glory, underrated.

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Speaker 1: Will necessarily got Will Arnette as well the magnificent ice

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Speaker 1: dancing scene Chaws, Michael Michaels Megan, that's a great call, Christian.

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Speaker 1: You won't believe what they stole. They broke into my truck.

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Speaker 1: They stole my steering wheel and nothing else. Scott, We're

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Speaker 1: not laughing at you. It's the ludicrousness of these steering

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Speaker 1: wheel being stolen. And this is amazing. Jennifer's just emailed

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Speaker 1: Christians at the caravan park wanted to use the clothes line.

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Speaker 1: I didn't have any pegs. I went and brought some

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Speaker 1: cheap wooden ones. Must have cost about one dollar. In

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Speaker 1: between taking one dry load off the back of the

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Speaker 1: line of the caravan, returning to hang the next note

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Speaker 1: of washing, someone stole all my wooden pegs one dollar's worth.

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Speaker 1: Seriously ridiculous, Jennifer, thank you very much.

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Speaker 2: Email Rick Christian, You'll never believe what God stolen?

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Speaker 3: Rick?

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Speaker 1: What got stolen?

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Speaker 2: I came out of my my my house and I

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Speaker 2: jumped into my van and I threw my paperwork up

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Speaker 2: on the dashboard and went straight through where the windscreen

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Speaker 2: used to be out onto the road. I stole my windscreen.

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Speaker 2: They literally cut the rubber and took the window out.

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Speaker 2: And it was like, yeah, it was possible.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but the obviously case that out, that's not like

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Speaker 1: an opportunistic thing. Is you're not wondering by and then

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Speaker 1: that is.

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Speaker 2: The police were. The police were very accommodating. I went

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Speaker 2: down to the we had the Baronia Police station. Is legal,

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Speaker 2: it is Actually it was very cold.

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Speaker 1: I just got a windscreen, was.

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Speaker 2: Just and we got it. We got into the into

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Speaker 2: the police station and I said to him, I said,

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Speaker 2: or someone stole my wine screen. And he struck his

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Speaker 2: head out of the back and said to all of

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Speaker 2: everyone out there, he said, oh, you've got to come

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Speaker 2: and check this outpod.

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Speaker 1: A We're going to We've got to send your prize.

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Speaker 1: Were stay there were sorry out with someone. That was

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Speaker 1: a great story. Brenda, good morning.

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Speaker 4: Good morning, Christians. You'll never believe what was stolen from me?

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Speaker 1: What was stolen?

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Speaker 5: Brenda sober morning.

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Speaker 4: As the same caller walked out the front of my

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Speaker 4: house and I look in my garden and there's four

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Speaker 4: giant holes in my garden. Someone decided in the middle

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Speaker 4: of the night to dig up my rope bushes.

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Speaker 1: That is I know.

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Speaker 4: It was so crazy. And at the same time a

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Speaker 4: turbe statue that took two people to actually pick up

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Speaker 4: and move. So yeah, so rose bushes and a turb

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Speaker 1: I mean, they've obviously got a that in mark for

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Speaker 1: God in summer, haven't they that the roses scene they

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Speaker 1: want it?

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Speaker 6: So do you walk around the neighborhood break keeping it

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Speaker 6: close hours?

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Speaker 5: Actually actually I did.

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Speaker 4: I did, and the statute was quite funny because I

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'd look at people pauses and go, hmmm.

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Speaker 4: I wonder if that is my paurple purple roses just cherubs.

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Speaker 1: Not everyone's got the cherubs.

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Speaker 4: No, No, it was that big one on that sis

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Speaker 4: on the ball as well. And as I said, yeah,

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Speaker 4: it actually takes two people to pick up.

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Speaker 7: And yeah, we know that one in my top five

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Speaker 7: mount rushmore of cherubs, the one on the ball with

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Speaker 1: Yes, our wings have broken off ours because it slipped

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Speaker 1: off the pedestal. Great story, but the Daily prob Thank

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Speaker 1: you very much, Brenda, thank you, thank you, and please

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Speaker 1: do call us if you've got any much stories about

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Speaker 1: cherubs N four one four three. Jody, good morning, good morning.

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Speaker 5: You would never believe what got stolen from us.

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Speaker 1: We got stolen from you, Jody h.

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Speaker 5: A backpack, a whole lot of dav Days, a bottle

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Speaker 5: of bourbon, six cans of tuna, and two threadow frogs

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Speaker 5: and a swig of stuff drink from the stridge.

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Speaker 1: It's the tuna. I mean there's I know there's some

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Speaker 1: sick people, but who is actually stealing six cats of tuna?

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Speaker 1: Did they leave you with anything or they just took everything?

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Speaker 5: They just took the They just took the punteds of

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Speaker 5: the cabins. Now that was that was all they took.

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Speaker 5: Left the Dave Day behind, left, left the DVD player behind,

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Speaker 5: left all the jewelry behind.

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Speaker 1: The stuff to always gets stolen. We got double Choker

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Speaker 1: and adelaide. That one we called us the other day.

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Speaker 6: My bags full of the tu was the last thing.

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Speaker 6: I don't know what to take.

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Speaker 1: Very expensive stuff that's very easy to pour if you

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Speaker 1: get casual jewelry. It's in Brian, Guys, it's in Brian.

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Speaker 1: Joy would have to say your bride's great call. This

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Speaker 1: is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. You won't believe what

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Speaker 1: got stolen?

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Speaker 3: Christian.

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Speaker 1: My mum had a rabbit stolen from his hutch. One morning.

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Speaker 1: I went to fear little Benny and he was gone.

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Speaker 1: Mum was understandably upset, and she went out to the backyard.

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Speaker 1: She found, get this, a trail of carrots. Someone had

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Speaker 1: laid the thief to a hole in the fence to

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Speaker 1: lure Benny out. This is shocking, and we found him

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Speaker 1: two days later in a nearby neighboring street in someone's

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Speaker 1: I love the fact that the response to the guy

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Speaker 1: they called in son he had his windscreen called stolen,

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Speaker 1: just cut this should cut out from the front of

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Speaker 1: his car and Baronia, someone says, texted there Boronia. Of

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Speaker 1: course he got his windscreen stolen.

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Speaker 6: I would never drive.

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Speaker 1: I'm still learning about the four years boni windscreen the

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Speaker 1: capital of Melbourne, BIA full stuff. Of course he goes

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Speaker 1: wind screen storing You idiots, Betty, Betty rees and eyebrown.

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Speaker 6: Here's not a non story, all right.

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Speaker 1: You won't believe what got stolen, Neil.

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Speaker 3: Christian, You never believe what got stolen? What was that

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Speaker 3: six a six foot tall Humphrey bear chained away railway sweeper?

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Speaker 8: What?

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Speaker 1: Why would they still Humphrey?

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Speaker 3: I was using it as a Christmas decoration. So I

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Speaker 3: had to go to the port. I had to go

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Speaker 3: to the police station and explain what Humphrey looked like?

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Speaker 1: Okay, and had Why did you go to the police station,

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Speaker 1: by the way, just to see just report the crime?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, just to see if somebody at the end of

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Speaker 3: this who is handing that?

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Speaker 1: Who's added in a six Humphrey bear?

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Speaker 6: So you thought that the guilt might over like consume

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Speaker 6: them and they have to go on hand in Santa

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Speaker 6: next morning.

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Speaker 1: I just can't live with myself. I just looked, took

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Speaker 1: one look at myself in the mirror. Want to look

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Speaker 1: at Humphrey when I'm here? Officer locked me up. Did

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Speaker 1: you ever get hold back?

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Speaker 8: No?

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Speaker 3: I did with the brown very creature with her.

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Speaker 1: Hat on the desk of the local cop shop. We

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Speaker 1: know what he looks like.

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Speaker 6: Cure, we can pitch your Humphrey.

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Speaker 3: Yes, we can.

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Speaker 1: Hopefully they had one of those identic it photos. And

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Speaker 1: have you seen this bear.

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Speaker 8: Noil?

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Speaker 1: Thank you very much, she called, let's go to the anchor.

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Speaker 1: Good morning the anchor, Christian.

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Speaker 9: You won't believe what got stolen?

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Speaker 1: What got stolen?

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Speaker 9: I was walking back from my lunch break out in

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Speaker 9: front of the Tie Power and I saw some guys

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Speaker 9: pull up and grab the Michelaman and chuck it in

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Speaker 9: a witness to the police.

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Speaker 1: This is my favorites. Some guys pulled up, go go

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Speaker 1: go with one of the stop they rehearsed it.

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Speaker 9: It was hilarious.

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Speaker 6: How many guys did it take to carry michional man.

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Speaker 5: It was three guys. It was huge.

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Speaker 9: And it's actually they're smart because to this day it's

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Speaker 9: probably worth a fortune because all the michean stuff is

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Speaker 9: so they must have years ago.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I have to go on eBay now to find

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Speaker 1: out what it costs to get the Mission Man or

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Speaker 1: any of that legendary much I'm.

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Speaker 9: Trying to explain to the police.

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Speaker 5: Oh it was yeah, I don't do that again.

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Speaker 1: Incredible Bankle. We send your Brice a great story. Thank

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Speaker 1: you very much for coording us.

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Speaker 5: Thank you, thank you.

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Speaker 1: These are so funny. All right, this, let's get one

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Speaker 1: last morning Phillips. You Phil.

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Speaker 3: Christian.

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Speaker 8: You're not going to believe what I style? What are

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Speaker 8: they still fil walked out the car one morning and

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Speaker 8: the front bucket social machine.

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Speaker 1: Maybe they're making a kit car. They got the wind

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Speaker 1: screen for the ready guy got hhree beer, They've got

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Speaker 1: the michelin man.

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Speaker 6: I got that steel from the truck.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, well maybe because I was.

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Speaker 8: In Sydney to do a job interview and saying you

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Speaker 8: a friend, and they stole the backup seats out of

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Speaker 8: Yeah. When I went up to the local cup shop,

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Speaker 8: I had an old milk create in the boot with

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Speaker 8: on that. You've got no idea how hard it is

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Speaker 8: to drive with no support. You're nearly you're nearly pulling

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Speaker 8: the steering wheel off the column.

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Speaker 1: An image. I'm glad you added that bit because there

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Speaker 1: was wondering like how did you ever drive it without

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I walked back out of the car and the

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Speaker 1: Phil, we're going to have to send you Bryce well. Brilliant,

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Speaker 1: brilliant Caul, thank you very much.

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Speaker 3: Not don't worry, guys, you have an awesome day and.

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Speaker 1: You Phil, thank you very much. Our last half hour

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Speaker 1: called someone the best of the year. Thank you, Carl.

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Speaker 2: You're listening to the Christian O Carl Show podcast.