WEBVTT - MINI: Six Word Weekend

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<v Speaker 1>Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Thirteen hours from now, it will be kickoff in the

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<v Speaker 2>must win game of.

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<v Speaker 1>The World Cup.

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<v Speaker 2>You've got the one of the host countries, Australia have

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<v Speaker 2>to beat Canada tonight and.

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<v Speaker 1>Sam Kerr is back. The Calves are.

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<v Speaker 2>Touched with no training, no training today. Gustavson was Gustaveson

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<v Speaker 2>in the movie Rattatilli. By the way, you think he.

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<v Speaker 1>Sounds like I thinks. Do you remember why this name

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<v Speaker 1>is familiar? Christaveson?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you see the coach ofther Matildas he looks like

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<v Speaker 2>he was in like an eighties pop band whenever it's

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<v Speaker 2>in the hair and the look about him. Anyway, Sam

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<v Speaker 2>Kerr is back tonight, which is amazing news for her

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<v Speaker 2>and the team as well. I think Mary Fowler's back

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<v Speaker 2>in as well. But it is a must win game.

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<v Speaker 2>So in about half an hour's time, we're in two

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<v Speaker 2>week two on a winner billboard and we're going to

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<v Speaker 2>use the billboards today all over town on the Nepee

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<v Speaker 2>and the Bowlty, the Princess Freeway, tell of free when

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<v Speaker 2>the Monash to get behind the Matilda's your motivational messages

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<v Speaker 2>in twenty minutes time before that, we want to hear

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<v Speaker 2>how your weekend was and six words, Patsy.

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<v Speaker 1>What's it for you?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, our Saturday special was rudely interrupted. Let me explain.

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<v Speaker 3>We have a date day on a Saturday because Audrey

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<v Speaker 3>has about four hours of ballet and jazz, so it's

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<v Speaker 3>she loves it, loves it. So she goes for four

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<v Speaker 3>hours on a Saturday across the middle of the day.

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<v Speaker 3>And this is just like a new thing sort of

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<v Speaker 3>this year. So we suddenly after what is she now

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<v Speaker 3>twelve years of coming up for air and thinking, oh

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<v Speaker 3>my goodness, we've got four hours together as just a

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<v Speaker 3>couple again. It's like we've rediscovered right there, like two

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<v Speaker 3>steps ahead of me. So we'll normally go and have

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<v Speaker 3>a nice lunch, which we did last Saturday, and then

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<v Speaker 3>we can have some desserts. Yeah, mommy and daddy time

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<v Speaker 3>work off the meal. You get some special cuddles. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 3>So we're all get up Saturday. We're driving home after

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<v Speaker 3>a very nice lunch at Shadow Facts.

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<v Speaker 1>Why Chris has got a Simon.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to get back.

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<v Speaker 3>One leg out the door, and my phone rings and

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<v Speaker 3>it's Audie and she says, Oh, mom, the teachers not

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<v Speaker 3>coming to jazz. She's sick. It's being canceled. So you

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<v Speaker 3>need to come pick me up now. I said, now,

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<v Speaker 3>are you sure? She goes, yeah, now, but you've only

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<v Speaker 3>been there two hours. No no, no, like we're done. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>out the front. You need to come get me. And

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<v Speaker 3>the color just like fell from Chris's face. It's like

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<v Speaker 3>opportunity missed.

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<v Speaker 2>Turn that car around. So what you know?

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<v Speaker 4>That's it?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 1>No afternoon tolight none? Oh chance interrupt us.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, so it's.

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<v Speaker 3>A bit like lotto at Jackpot's next week.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, a rollover.

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<v Speaker 3>Some of the stuff I talked about. I forget the microphone.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>If you have kids, whether they're young or they're teenagers,

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<v Speaker 2>that what Patsy was talking about. That is what parents

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<v Speaker 2>live for. It's also Saturday Saturday afternoon for us. Patsy

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<v Speaker 2>the other week, or as I call it, hey hate Saturday.

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<v Speaker 1>The other week, we were.

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<v Speaker 2>Almost at the nuther Boar, shall we say, and my

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<v Speaker 2>wife goes the dog, and first in the throes of it,

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<v Speaker 2>I thought, oh, it's like a new name for me and.

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<v Speaker 3>Dog.

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<v Speaker 2>And then she goes no, no, no. The dog is

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<v Speaker 2>watching and I learn around the horrible little yappy dog.

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<v Speaker 1>The little purp is what has been watching this?

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<v Speaker 2>And I go doesn't matter, guys, No, no, no, I

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<v Speaker 2>can't let them see me like that?

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<v Speaker 1>Can you?

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<v Speaker 4>Can you wait until everybody's asleep in the house.

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<v Speaker 2>No, too risky, too many fireworks check?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And also teenagers stay up late on their phone and

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<v Speaker 2>they sense they sense that you're around or you're trying

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<v Speaker 2>to have joy.

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<v Speaker 1>Where my school shirt?

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<v Speaker 4>Shake?

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<v Speaker 1>Jackie boy? What's your six word? Weekend?

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<v Speaker 4>My six words are a phone call from David King,

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<v Speaker 4>ex North Melbourne Premiership player. David King gave us a

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<v Speaker 4>call Bianco and I both on Friday afternoon after Remember

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<v Speaker 4>I told you Blank had a crush on AFL three

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<v Speaker 4>sixties Jared Whiteley.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, very high brow, top end of town and a

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<v Speaker 2>supreme broadcaster.

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<v Speaker 4>That's our favorite. Actually, when Gordy goes to sleep, our

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<v Speaker 4>favorite thing to do is put on AFL three sixty

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<v Speaker 4>and catch up from the night before.

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<v Speaker 2>What Patsy and I were talking about at Anyway, each

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<v Speaker 2>couple to the room and whatever you.

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<v Speaker 1>Get you can.

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<v Speaker 4>Biankie confided that her TV crush is Jared Whiteley, which

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<v Speaker 4>is maybe unconventional, so much so that David King played

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<v Speaker 4>it to Jared Whiteley on their se and Breakfast show

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<v Speaker 4>last week. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not sure whether you're aware of this, but this

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<v Speaker 2>morning on Goaliff, Jack Post is us just let's just play.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's just play some audio that I think.

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<v Speaker 2>I think we'll concern us all, but we'll get your

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<v Speaker 2>opinion on it. Our post wife, Bianca has a very

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<v Speaker 2>unusual crush football pundit Jared Weatley.

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<v Speaker 1>So now it's out. Now a man knows about it.

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<v Speaker 4>Now he knows about it. So Kingy from the pub

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<v Speaker 4>on Friday afternoon, what s gave us a call? Yes,

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<v Speaker 4>now I've only met him one time and he helped

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<v Speaker 4>us out with one last and a lovely guy. Lovely guy.

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<v Speaker 4>So he calls this from the problem.

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<v Speaker 1>He's obviously had to cut the fish, so I'll call

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<v Speaker 1>Jack Post.

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<v Speaker 4>And not only that, so he gets our friend Steph

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<v Speaker 4>from Fox Footy, who's his producer at Fox Footing, to

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<v Speaker 4>make the phone call. She's saying like, hi, Jack, and

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<v Speaker 4>then in the background I can hear King of going

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<v Speaker 4>like ask about they want Bianky to come in to

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<v Speaker 4>SI it next week to.

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<v Speaker 2>Meding you in this, this out on his show, if

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<v Speaker 2>you dare he is, and he.

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<v Speaker 4>Thinks it's okay to wring me on a front afternoon

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<v Speaker 4>and get me to facilitate.

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<v Speaker 1>No no, no, no, no no no no. Hey bring

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<v Speaker 1>your wife in, yes, drop her off? You head home.

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<v Speaker 4>Well I'm not even invited. That's what should I do?

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<v Speaker 1>Now?

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<v Speaker 4>Now Biancher is in this.

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<v Speaker 3>She was still about it.

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<v Speaker 4>She was on speaker first. She's like an indecent proposal,

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<v Speaker 4>so she doesn't want to be sat in this awkwardness.

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<v Speaker 4>I've triangle dragged into a radio show and have to

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<v Speaker 4>look at the person that you called the crush in

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<v Speaker 4>their eyes, but knowing that it could never be because

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<v Speaker 4>you're already married. I remind you, Bianca, you're already.

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<v Speaker 2>You're very insistent there, but it can never be because

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<v Speaker 2>you're already married.

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<v Speaker 1>The vowels.

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<v Speaker 4>But then I've got an AFL legend, Kingy asking us

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<v Speaker 4>a favor.

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<v Speaker 2>Pouring at your door, basically saying, g man's on heat,

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<v Speaker 2>lend us your wife.

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<v Speaker 4>Jared Us also is married, so I mean, I'm sure

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<v Speaker 4>he doesn't want the interaction. I want to tell you what.

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<v Speaker 1>There's tense body language right now. Can you see what's

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<v Speaker 1>going on. Christ him, I.

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<v Speaker 4>Think against SCN, we should say no, you can't have

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<v Speaker 4>any of our players, essentially going over to your team.

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<v Speaker 1>So how was this left?

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<v Speaker 2>Was?

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<v Speaker 1>How did you leave it?

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<v Speaker 2>Because you're a polite guy and been nice to hear

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<v Speaker 2>from King Y. Yeah, what did you did you agree something? Well?

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<v Speaker 4>I said, I'm going to pass you on to Steph

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<v Speaker 4>the producer, not Kingy directly. I'll pass you on Bianca's number,

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<v Speaker 4>so that on Monday you just give them your wife's number.

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<v Speaker 4>On Monday, you guys can talk about it on your

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<v Speaker 4>like privately to see if she really wants to do

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<v Speaker 4>it or not.

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<v Speaker 1>Your wife like that.

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<v Speaker 4>She was on the phone call, she was she could

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<v Speaker 4>hear everything.

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<v Speaker 3>No, you facilitated that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, pimp Daddy. Christian Connell Show Podcast