Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Thirteen hours from now, it will be kickoff in the
Speaker 2: must win game of.
Speaker 1: The World Cup.
Speaker 2: You've got the one of the host countries, Australia have
Speaker 2: to beat Canada tonight and.
Speaker 1: Sam Kerr is back. The Calves are.
Speaker 2: Touched with no training, no training today. Gustavson was Gustaveson
Speaker 2: in the movie Rattatilli. By the way, you think he.
Speaker 1: Sounds like I thinks. Do you remember why this name
Speaker 1: is familiar? Christaveson?
Speaker 2: Do you see the coach ofther Matildas he looks like
Speaker 2: he was in like an eighties pop band whenever it's
Speaker 2: in the hair and the look about him. Anyway, Sam
Speaker 2: Kerr is back tonight, which is amazing news for her
Speaker 2: and the team as well. I think Mary Fowler's back
Speaker 2: in as well. But it is a must win game.
Speaker 2: So in about half an hour's time, we're in two
Speaker 2: week two on a winner billboard and we're going to
Speaker 2: use the billboards today all over town on the Nepee
Speaker 2: and the Bowlty, the Princess Freeway, tell of free when
Speaker 2: the Monash to get behind the Matilda's your motivational messages
Speaker 2: in twenty minutes time before that, we want to hear
Speaker 2: how your weekend was and six words, Patsy.
Speaker 1: What's it for you?
Speaker 3: Yes, our Saturday special was rudely interrupted. Let me explain.
Speaker 3: We have a date day on a Saturday because Audrey
Speaker 3: has about four hours of ballet and jazz, so it's
Speaker 3: she loves it, loves it. So she goes for four
Speaker 3: hours on a Saturday across the middle of the day.
Speaker 3: And this is just like a new thing sort of
Speaker 3: this year. So we suddenly after what is she now
Speaker 3: twelve years of coming up for air and thinking, oh
Speaker 3: my goodness, we've got four hours together as just a
Speaker 3: couple again. It's like we've rediscovered right there, like two
Speaker 3: steps ahead of me. So we'll normally go and have
Speaker 3: a nice lunch, which we did last Saturday, and then
Speaker 3: we can have some desserts. Yeah, mommy and daddy time
Speaker 3: work off the meal. You get some special cuddles. Anyway,
Speaker 3: So we're all get up Saturday. We're driving home after
Speaker 3: a very nice lunch at Shadow Facts.
Speaker 1: Why Chris has got a Simon.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to get back.
Speaker 3: One leg out the door, and my phone rings and
Speaker 3: it's Audie and she says, Oh, mom, the teachers not
Speaker 3: coming to jazz. She's sick. It's being canceled. So you
Speaker 3: need to come pick me up now. I said, now,
Speaker 3: are you sure? She goes, yeah, now, but you've only
Speaker 3: been there two hours. No no, no, like we're done. I'm
Speaker 3: out the front. You need to come get me. And
Speaker 3: the color just like fell from Chris's face. It's like
Speaker 3: opportunity missed.
Speaker 2: Turn that car around. So what you know?
Speaker 4: That's it?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: No afternoon tolight none? Oh chance interrupt us.
Speaker 2: Yes, so it's.
Speaker 3: A bit like lotto at Jackpot's next week.
Speaker 1: Oh, a rollover.
Speaker 3: Some of the stuff I talked about. I forget the microphone.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: If you have kids, whether they're young or they're teenagers,
Speaker 2: that what Patsy was talking about. That is what parents
Speaker 2: live for. It's also Saturday Saturday afternoon for us. Patsy
Speaker 2: the other week, or as I call it, hey hate Saturday.
Speaker 1: The other week, we were.
Speaker 2: Almost at the nuther Boar, shall we say, and my
Speaker 2: wife goes the dog, and first in the throes of it,
Speaker 2: I thought, oh, it's like a new name for me and.
Speaker 3: Dog.
Speaker 2: And then she goes no, no, no. The dog is
Speaker 2: watching and I learn around the horrible little yappy dog.
Speaker 1: The little purp is what has been watching this?
Speaker 2: And I go doesn't matter, guys, No, no, no, I
Speaker 2: can't let them see me like that?
Speaker 1: Can you?
Speaker 4: Can you wait until everybody's asleep in the house.
Speaker 2: No, too risky, too many fireworks check?
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And also teenagers stay up late on their phone and
Speaker 2: they sense they sense that you're around or you're trying
Speaker 2: to have joy.
Speaker 1: Where my school shirt?
Speaker 4: Shake?
Speaker 1: Jackie boy? What's your six word? Weekend?
Speaker 4: My six words are a phone call from David King,
Speaker 4: ex North Melbourne Premiership player. David King gave us a
Speaker 4: call Bianco and I both on Friday afternoon after Remember
Speaker 4: I told you Blank had a crush on AFL three
Speaker 4: sixties Jared Whiteley.
Speaker 2: Yeah, very high brow, top end of town and a
Speaker 2: supreme broadcaster.
Speaker 4: That's our favorite. Actually, when Gordy goes to sleep, our
Speaker 4: favorite thing to do is put on AFL three sixty
Speaker 4: and catch up from the night before.
Speaker 2: What Patsy and I were talking about at Anyway, each
Speaker 2: couple to the room and whatever you.
Speaker 1: Get you can.
Speaker 4: Biankie confided that her TV crush is Jared Whiteley, which
Speaker 4: is maybe unconventional, so much so that David King played
Speaker 4: it to Jared Whiteley on their se and Breakfast show
Speaker 4: last week. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure whether you're aware of this, but this
Speaker 2: morning on Goaliff, Jack Post is us just let's just play.
Speaker 1: Let's just play some audio that I think.
Speaker 2: I think we'll concern us all, but we'll get your
Speaker 2: opinion on it. Our post wife, Bianca has a very
Speaker 2: unusual crush football pundit Jared Weatley.
Speaker 1: So now it's out. Now a man knows about it.
Speaker 4: Now he knows about it. So Kingy from the pub
Speaker 4: on Friday afternoon, what s gave us a call? Yes,
Speaker 4: now I've only met him one time and he helped
Speaker 4: us out with one last and a lovely guy. Lovely guy.
Speaker 4: So he calls this from the problem.
Speaker 1: He's obviously had to cut the fish, so I'll call
Speaker 1: Jack Post.
Speaker 4: And not only that, so he gets our friend Steph
Speaker 4: from Fox Footy, who's his producer at Fox Footing, to
Speaker 4: make the phone call. She's saying like, hi, Jack, and
Speaker 4: then in the background I can hear King of going
Speaker 4: like ask about they want Bianky to come in to
Speaker 4: SI it next week to.
Speaker 2: Meding you in this, this out on his show, if
Speaker 2: you dare he is, and he.
Speaker 4: Thinks it's okay to wring me on a front afternoon
Speaker 4: and get me to facilitate.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no no no no. Hey bring
Speaker 1: your wife in, yes, drop her off? You head home.
Speaker 4: Well I'm not even invited. That's what should I do?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 4: Now Biancher is in this.
Speaker 3: She was still about it.
Speaker 4: She was on speaker first. She's like an indecent proposal,
Speaker 4: so she doesn't want to be sat in this awkwardness.
Speaker 4: I've triangle dragged into a radio show and have to
Speaker 4: look at the person that you called the crush in
Speaker 4: their eyes, but knowing that it could never be because
Speaker 4: you're already married. I remind you, Bianca, you're already.
Speaker 2: You're very insistent there, but it can never be because
Speaker 2: you're already married.
Speaker 1: The vowels.
Speaker 4: But then I've got an AFL legend, Kingy asking us
Speaker 4: a favor.
Speaker 2: Pouring at your door, basically saying, g man's on heat,
Speaker 2: lend us your wife.
Speaker 4: Jared Us also is married, so I mean, I'm sure
Speaker 4: he doesn't want the interaction. I want to tell you what.
Speaker 1: There's tense body language right now. Can you see what's
Speaker 1: going on. Christ him, I.
Speaker 4: Think against SCN, we should say no, you can't have
Speaker 4: any of our players, essentially going over to your team.
Speaker 1: So how was this left?
Speaker 2: Was?
Speaker 1: How did you leave it?
Speaker 2: Because you're a polite guy and been nice to hear
Speaker 2: from King Y. Yeah, what did you did you agree something? Well?
Speaker 4: I said, I'm going to pass you on to Steph
Speaker 4: the producer, not Kingy directly. I'll pass you on Bianca's number,
Speaker 4: so that on Monday you just give them your wife's number.
Speaker 4: On Monday, you guys can talk about it on your
Speaker 4: like privately to see if she really wants to do
Speaker 4: it or not.
Speaker 1: Your wife like that.
Speaker 4: She was on the phone call, she was she could
Speaker 4: hear everything.
Speaker 3: No, you facilitated that.
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