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Speaker 1: This is the Will and Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Tom Gleeson is in the studio.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I'm here.

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Speaker 4: I've turned up.

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Speaker 3: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: Limited number of chats today, Woods, We've been told we're

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a light schedule today. I just thought to

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Speaker 5: do a little bit of pr so I thought i'd

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Speaker 5: drop by your show.

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Speaker 2: Is that because Hard Quiz is slaying as much as

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Speaker 2: it is?

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Speaker 5: Well, it's because I want to get to a younger

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Speaker 5: demographic because I work at the ABI.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah and so.

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Speaker 5: And it's great because retirees have got money. They buy

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Speaker 5: tickets to live shows. It's fantastic.

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Speaker 4: They're all telling and then I'll have no audience. I

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Speaker 4: have none, So.

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Speaker 5: I'm about ten years of golden times and then they're

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Speaker 5: all going to be dead. I've got to come here

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Speaker 5: to try to cultivate a newer audience.

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Speaker 1: That's why you're doing That's why you're doing shows like

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Speaker 1: Secrets of the Australian Museum to try and get in

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Speaker 1: touch with that. That's younger demographic.

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Speaker 5: Some of my demographic are behind glass cabinets in that museum.

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Speaker 5: It's going to be coming out tomorrow night. It's I'm

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Speaker 5: looking at the museum. I wanted to make a show

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Speaker 5: that my kids would enjoy and that they would find interesting. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: it's a science program, so it's a serious it's a

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Speaker 5: serious show. I'm doing serious presenting, but I'm accidentally funny

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Speaker 5: every now and then.

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Speaker 4: Curse it slips out.

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Speaker 2: You actually have a science degree, which a lot of

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Speaker 2: people would know, like that used to be your bag

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Speaker 2: or was it ever your bag?

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Speaker 5: I graduated, but I was doing comedy at the same time,

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Speaker 5: so at UNI I was going down the pub and

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Speaker 5: getting one hundred bucks to mc a gig. So by

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Speaker 5: the time I finished that, I never used the degree.

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Speaker 5: I never actually used it.

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Speaker 4: About it to be a scientist, not really.

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Speaker 5: I was going to be a maths teacher. That's where

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Speaker 5: I was heading, because I thought everyone hates mats. I

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Speaker 4: There'll be jobs.

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Speaker 3: Logic you just.

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Speaker 1: Always wanted to be You've always wanted to be savage

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Speaker 1: to people, so on hard quiz you just tease people,

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Speaker 1: And in maths you just wanted to teach people things

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Speaker 1: they don't want to know.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I just want to get you know.

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Speaker 5: The great thing I used to tutor mats because I

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Speaker 5: used to wear tutor mats in this suburb in Sydney

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Speaker 5: called Lane Covi.

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Speaker 4: It's the most boring suburb in Australia.

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Speaker 5: But it was great because there were lots of wealthy

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Speaker 5: kids who were done and so they got me to

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Speaker 5: teutor them and I'd go and help them out and

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Speaker 5: they paid me cash. It was all cash in handles

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Speaker 5: the olden days before you had to pay taxes.

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Speaker 4: It was great.

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Speaker 5: And you know the best thing about tutoring mats is

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Speaker 4: You know, if you up the students and.

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Speaker 5: Say I can't come into no worries. The easiest job

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Speaker 2: Tom, let's talk a little bit about Let's do a

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Speaker 2: little bit about Hard Quiz. Is this Wednesday eight o'clock

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Speaker 2: new season. I know you've been touring the live show,

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Speaker 2: but there is a vendetta that you have against the

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Speaker 2: other show which is broadcast live at the same time, nine,

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Speaker 2: which is the Block.

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Speaker 4: The Block. It's hopeless show.

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Speaker 1: Don't watch it?

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Speaker 5: What do they sponsor your You've probably got ads on

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Speaker 4: Take them off?

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Speaker 2: What have you got against the Block? What have you

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Speaker 2: got against Scottie Caamp?

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Speaker 5: Let's talk about it. I just it's that show. It

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Speaker 5: just it rates too much and it shows up hard.

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Speaker 5: Quizzes is the most popular quiz in Australia. That's a fact.

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Speaker 5: And if if the Block was not there, would we

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Speaker 5: would own Wednesday nights and we can't because of the

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Speaker 5: block and your ads insult. The injury is This season

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Speaker 5: of the Block was recorded near my house because I

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Speaker 5: live I live in the Massidon range of the area.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so you drive past the set and I look

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Speaker 5: They're all they're all there's all kinds of scandals going on.

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Speaker 4: They're all rooting each other.

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Speaker 5: I don't know what's going on in there, salacious stuff.

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Speaker 4: It's too entertaining.

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Speaker 5: I shouldn't talk about it. In bathrooms, yeah, that's what

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Speaker 5: they call it. Change in bathrooms. Oh yeah, I'd like

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Speaker 4: With them all.

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Speaker 2: Well, I want to tap into this beef a little

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Speaker 2: bit more up next, because I want to. I've got

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Speaker 2: all the list of all the other shows that are

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Speaker 2: want to just I want to see who is arguably

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Speaker 2: a better show than Hard Quiz. We're going to do

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Speaker 2: it up next. Tom Glaison's in this gudio. Actually, Tom,

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Speaker 2: we I haven't seen you since the logis where we

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Speaker 2: were doing I was just filming Woody on the red carpet.

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Speaker 2: We're like, geez, this be the logies. Yeah, and then

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Speaker 4: It was Yeah, it was nice. Fund out the logis

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Speaker 5: I was happy the logis went back to what they

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Speaker 5: used to be Channel nine giving out awards to itself,

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Speaker 2: Did you was Hardquiz nominated?

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Speaker 5: I was nominated in four categories. Didn't win any of them,

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Speaker 5: That's popular programs aren't supposed to win. Channel nine shows

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Speaker 2: All the blocks are popular program and we're going to

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Speaker 1: That right now.

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Speaker 4: Don't watch the block. Don't watch it, so to watch it.

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Speaker 5: So Toddy Cam has got more than enough cash. He

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Speaker 1: So what happens when you see Scotty Cam with the

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Speaker 4: I don't know. I guess I'll find out eventually.

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Speaker 5: I think I think he said I disrespected the gold LOGI,

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Speaker 5: How's that respectful? At least mine's got pride a place

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Speaker 5: in my house? Where is the user to open beers?

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Speaker 4: Where is your god on my desk?

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Speaker 3: Ye?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's funny. You have a laugh.

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Speaker 2: You're amazingly dull. Sometimes you're just.

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Speaker 4: We're keeping up my ass. We're broadcast walking.

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Speaker 3: It's true.

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Speaker 2: You do keeping up your eyes sometimes sometimes sometimes. Alright, drive,

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Speaker 2: let's talk about this. So you've got two shows coming

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Speaker 2: up on the ABC. You've got Secret of the Australian Museum,

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Speaker 2: the premiere is this Tuesday night eight thirty, and then

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Speaker 2: you've got the newest episode of Hard Quiz, which is

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Speaker 2: Wednesday eight o'clock. All right, now, George, if need be

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Speaker 2: a game show music here, that'd be great.

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Speaker 2: So I've got listed in front of me all the

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Speaker 2: as Hard Quiz or Secrets in the Australi Museum. Sorry,

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Speaker 2: I had looked out for the okay, name of the show.

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Speaker 2: So combining Secrets of the Australian Museum with Hard Quiz.

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Speaker 5: One off catalyst special. So it's you don't have to

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Speaker 5: remember the name. I just have to watch it on Tuesday.

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Speaker 2: Tuesday at eight thirty.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, watch it, then you move on.

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Speaker 2: Okay. I would like you if you could dish if

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Speaker 2: one of these celebrities had a secret, what would it be?

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Speaker 1: This is like breathing for you, mate.

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Speaker 2: Uh, well we've been here. Scotti Camp hosts The Block.

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Speaker 2: If he had a secret, what would have been Scottie Camps.

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Speaker 5: His secret would be that he doesn't like watching The Block,

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Speaker 5: Like I hate this show. I don't like reality.

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Speaker 4: Doesn't even watch it himself. I like watching the ABC.

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Speaker 2: Colin Fastenedge hosts Kitchen Nightmares on Channel seven.

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Speaker 4: Oh okay, Colin, do you know Colin?

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Speaker 4: Okay, what was before? Because it's on channel seven.

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Speaker 2: It's channel seven, Channel seven.

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Speaker 4: It's a big black hole for me.

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Speaker 1: I don't watch it?

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Speaker 4: It's just hard to work network that has no irony.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, okay, moving on, Will Anderson hosts Question Everything

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Speaker 2: the show.

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Speaker 1: On the show after you.

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Speaker 2: Actually, if Will Anderson had a deep dark secret, what

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Speaker 5: His deep dark secret would be that he doesn't actually

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Speaker 5: smoke weed.

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Speaker 1: You just pretend.

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Speaker 2: Anyone's not real.

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Speaker 4: It's tea leaves. But he just does it to It's

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Speaker 4: part of the whole image to be cool. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm more cool in reality.

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Speaker 2: Just all right, we're going to have to live it there.

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Speaker 2: I don't I can't take it.

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Speaker 4: After that, Tom Send.

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Speaker 2: Thanks for coming in the studio, mate, So as I said,

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Speaker 2: eight thirty Tuesday night, you can see him Cattle a

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Speaker 2: special episode Secrets in the Museums Wednesday night, Hard Quiz.

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Speaker 2: Always good to see mate. Thanks coming in.

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Speaker 4: Thanks a lot. This is the Will and Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 4: It's time for believe it or not.

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Speaker 5: He's got some weird facts and stores.

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Speaker 1: All right, today we are doing Bill Murray and here

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Speaker 2: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid

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Speaker 4: Here they caused an explosion.

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Speaker 3: Is this true? Yes, it's true.

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Speaker 4: This man has no dick.

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Speaker 1: No, no one delivers a line like Bill Murray. He

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Speaker 1: Totally fair enough, Okay, here we go. Bill Murray almost

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Speaker 7: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Have I made that?

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Speaker 2: I think that's true?

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Speaker 3: He's true?

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Speaker 2: Though he's through competitions with his hates.

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Speaker 1: And apparently came very very close to to drowning. And yeah,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, perfect, perfect, all right, that's the word for you.

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Speaker 6: I was in a very long line.

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Speaker 1: This is the greatest scientific experiment to ever Grace your ears.

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Speaker 2: We're going to stake out a random pistachio, not in

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Speaker 3: Wow, it's Will Woodies the Stars show.

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Speaker 1: That's excited, isn't it. It's great here man, she is.

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Speaker 1: She reached out to us, and she suggested something that

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Speaker 3: Put it on top of a photo of a topless

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Speaker 1: I don't mind. I actually don't mind. What if we

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah Robert.

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Speaker 1: He publicly shamed you for wearing speedos at the pool

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Speaker 9: Are you?

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Speaker 1: Woods, No, I have two big a role. I'm I'm staking.

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Speaker 1: Right exactly right. That's a professional career for a lot

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Speaker 4: All right.

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Speaker 2: We need a nut bait. We need a bit of

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Speaker 3: It's Will Woodies best stagi show.

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Speaker 1: Like I'm genuinely nervous I'm excited. I'm having dreams about it.

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Speaker 2: Are you more confident? Are you feeling more confident than

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Speaker 1: Right so, right now we just need to find the

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Speaker 1: We've got round Fear on thirteen.

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Speaker 2: It can't be you Woods. You've said it can't be

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Speaker 1: Look, I'd love to be the body that lies down

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Speaker 10: Yeah I do, buddy, I do. Okay, I've got a condition.

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Speaker 11: The reason why I ring us.

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Speaker 10: I've got a condition called out so I don't actually

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Speaker 10: And I'm actually a Jim junkie as well. And I've

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Speaker 1: Yeah right, so you're just as well. You're just silky,

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Speaker 10: You're in mate from here to turn.

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Speaker 4: A raf?

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Speaker 2: Willing to lie down next to the nut?

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Speaker 2: Now it's just lies down next to the nut. People

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Speaker 2: like what?

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Speaker 4: Well, a couple of I.

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Speaker 1: Don't think it's necessarily jumping so far I want to

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Speaker 2: That before, right, Okay, okay, and then they.

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Speaker 1: We just need to get into their psyche. Will have

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Speaker 4: No, no, okay.

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Speaker 2: About it. I'm going to go to Toby. Toby, Toby,

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Speaker 10: Yeah, look, go as I do.

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Speaker 10: I'm I'm six ft three on the gym six days

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Speaker 3: I'm a man mountain.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm big.

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Speaker 6: Wow, Look look from the back I could be mistaken

449
00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:19,439
Speaker 6: as one of the Hemnsworth boys to be honest.

450
00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:20,280
Speaker 1: Wow.

451
00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:23,080
Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm pretty sure I've got what it takes to

452
00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:24,600
Speaker 10: make a pistachios shine.

453
00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:25,080
Speaker 2: Wow.

454
00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:29,320
Speaker 1: Well, okay, can you talk to me? About the hair, Toby,

455
00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:32,760
Speaker 1: like rap the dolphin just called before, and I think

456
00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:33,640
Speaker 1: it is quite appealing.

457
00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:36,840
Speaker 2: You got hair, you're not like. It's not like back hair, though,

458
00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:37,560
Speaker 2: I like, like, you.

459
00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:41,119
Speaker 10: Know, definitely back here. I like to keep it all manscape.

460
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:41,840
Speaker 10: Let's call it that.

461
00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:44,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, beautiful. Would you be open? Would you be open

462
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:48,760
Speaker 1: to a full body oiling? Toby just just asking.

463
00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:50,320
Speaker 10: Yeah, look, why not?

464
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:50,960
Speaker 3: Why not?

465
00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:52,760
Speaker 10: For the cause I can't see a problem with that.

466
00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:56,720
Speaker 1: Great bloody hell okay, and you're and you're sorry, and Toby,

467
00:21:56,760 --> 00:21:59,320
Speaker 1: you're you're down as well to just come down to

468
00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:02,440
Speaker 1: our secret location and lie down next to a nut

469
00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:03,760
Speaker 1: for an extended period of time.

470
00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:06,080
Speaker 10: I can do that. I'm ready for it.

471
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:09,560
Speaker 5: Oh jeeuiz Toby, You've got yourself a job by friend,

472
00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:13,600
Speaker 5: yourself a job standing fantastic.

473
00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:18,359
Speaker 2: Rap Rapp described himself as a dolphin that was the

474
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:20,679
Speaker 2: animal here equated himself to what animal would you equate

475
00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:21,240
Speaker 2: yourself to?

476
00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:26,120
Speaker 10: Probably a lion? If I could say, can you rar

477
00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:26,480
Speaker 10: for me?

478
00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:27,679
Speaker 1: Toby? Can you raar for me?

479
00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:29,960
Speaker 2: Raw?

480
00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:35,360
Speaker 4: That's down there?

481
00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:38,080
Speaker 2: The faith just gets better and better.

482
00:22:38,119 --> 00:22:39,200
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what's a wind?

483
00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:40,240
Speaker 2: A wind?

484
00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:43,160
Speaker 12: Toby will be naked and oiled up next to the Nut.

485
00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:46,600
Speaker 2: With some sort of covering Tomorrow twenty three hours The

486
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:47,919
Speaker 2: Pistages Woman Woody.

487
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:51,520
Speaker 4: That's for more in just a bit the Will and

488
00:22:51,560 --> 00:22:52,560
Speaker 4: Woody podcast.

489
00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:55,800
Speaker 2: I'm talking about this interview we had with Darren Hayes,

490
00:22:58,320 --> 00:23:00,879
Speaker 2: obviously formerly of Savage Garden. He's touring all over the

491
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,800
Speaker 2: country at started next year. Very excited to see the

492
00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:04,480
Speaker 2: big fella. I'm not sure I should be in the

493
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:07,720
Speaker 2: same room as him one on one. I'm a big fan.

494
00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:12,520
Speaker 2: But he told us this story on Friday Woods, which

495
00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:14,919
Speaker 2: I think is really worth replaying. If you want to

496
00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:16,320
Speaker 2: hear the full chat, hit a on to the podcast.

497
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:16,560
Speaker 3: Will it.

498
00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:19,040
Speaker 2: But he told us a story about when he was

499
00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:23,359
Speaker 2: in Savage Garden and the lengths that people were going

500
00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:27,040
Speaker 2: to to hide his sexuality at that part of his life,

501
00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:29,800
Speaker 2: and it was truly harrowing. Listen.

502
00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:33,320
Speaker 7: Struggle that I had with the major label as a

503
00:23:33,359 --> 00:23:36,720
Speaker 7: gay person was a real thing. When I was in

504
00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:39,920
Speaker 7: a band, it was okay because I had my opposite

505
00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:44,520
Speaker 7: Daniel was you know, he was the hunk. Yeah, But

506
00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:47,520
Speaker 7: when I was solo, the whispers that the label were

507
00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:52,560
Speaker 7: he looks obviously gay. They would reshoot things or they

508
00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:55,280
Speaker 7: would simply just not book me on TV shows.

509
00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:57,359
Speaker 4: Wow, I don't know if you know this story.

510
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:01,160
Speaker 7: The American video for I Want You. When you look

511
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:04,400
Speaker 7: at it, I'm in this kind of head brace. Yes, well,

512
00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:08,480
Speaker 7: the reason I'm in a head brace was because they

513
00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:10,640
Speaker 7: felt it was better if I didn't move.

514
00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:13,919
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that is warped.

515
00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:16,480
Speaker 7: They would do things like I would choose the album

516
00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:19,840
Speaker 7: cover and then they would tell me we put it

517
00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:23,800
Speaker 7: through a focus group, and a focus group says, your

518
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:27,440
Speaker 7: chin looks too feminine, but the president likes this picture

519
00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:30,880
Speaker 7: because you look more like Kurt Cobain. I don't want

520
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:33,600
Speaker 7: to sound negative about it, because the truth is, look,

521
00:24:34,359 --> 00:24:37,720
Speaker 7: I survived, yeah, yeah, and I'm here and a lot

522
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:38,840
Speaker 7: of that stuff I didn't know about.

523
00:24:39,119 --> 00:24:42,280
Speaker 2: Can I ask Darren? I know this might seem like

524
00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:46,640
Speaker 2: an outrageous question, but you're this whole idea of stopping

525
00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:50,720
Speaker 2: you from moving because you looked gay when you dance?

526
00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:54,920
Speaker 7: Is it just because I was Elaine and Seinfeld.

527
00:24:56,080 --> 00:25:04,560
Speaker 2: Were dancer. When you think of yourself dancing, when you

528
00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:09,080
Speaker 2: look at yourself dancing with somebody like, is it quintisexually gay?

529
00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:09,359
Speaker 11: Like?

530
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:10,359
Speaker 2: Is that what you're saying?

531
00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:17,160
Speaker 7: I think I'm androgynous, Okay, and I think I always was.

532
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:21,600
Speaker 7: I think my favorite idols were George Michael, David Bowie,

533
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:25,120
Speaker 7: Michael Jackson, right right. I never really drew that line.

534
00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:28,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, it totally was. So I might have invented a

535
00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:31,880
Speaker 2: word there, quintisexually, but it seem to fit in given

536
00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:34,920
Speaker 2: that we were talking about his homosexuality and quint essentially

537
00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:39,439
Speaker 2: homosexual dancer. But I really want to this idea of

538
00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:43,320
Speaker 2: hiding your sexuality is obviously something that if you if

539
00:25:43,359 --> 00:25:46,320
Speaker 2: you aren't a heterosexual and you don't come out instantly,

540
00:25:46,359 --> 00:25:49,119
Speaker 2: he's obviously something you have to go through at some

541
00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:52,680
Speaker 2: stage where you've got this secret or this unknown thing.

542
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:55,840
Speaker 2: And I'd actually love to hear some more people on

543
00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:57,560
Speaker 2: third and one of six five that can relate to

544
00:25:57,560 --> 00:25:59,919
Speaker 2: what Darren was talking about, because I think it's obviously

545
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:03,679
Speaker 2: incredibly when we spoke to Darren afterwards, incredibly liberating for

546
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:06,320
Speaker 2: him to talk about that. And I just thought, right now,

547
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:08,680
Speaker 2: third end one and six five, if you've ever been

548
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:13,080
Speaker 2: in that situation, what lengths and you're prepared to talk

549
00:26:13,119 --> 00:26:14,920
Speaker 2: about it, I'd love to hear from you, what lengths

550
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:17,720
Speaker 2: did you go to to hide your sexuality? On third

551
00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:19,159
Speaker 2: end one and six phone number.

552
00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:22,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, got how long four as well? Like I mean,

553
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:25,760
Speaker 1: this could obviously go on for for years for some people.

554
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:29,440
Speaker 1: But yeah, we do have producer LJ in the studio

555
00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:30,880
Speaker 1: with us right now.

556
00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:37,160
Speaker 2: I'm back missus doubt thanks boys, So obviously there's two

557
00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:39,800
Speaker 2: straight dudes in the studio. We felt it wasn't fair

558
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:41,600
Speaker 2: that we're just sitting here asking people to call them

559
00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:46,560
Speaker 2: the secrets of there their homosexuality, So we brought in

560
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:49,119
Speaker 2: the only game in the village. But let's some So

561
00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:50,600
Speaker 2: have you ever been in this situational?

562
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:51,240
Speaker 1: Oh?

563
00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:51,959
Speaker 4: Yeah, a little bit?

564
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:53,520
Speaker 2: Can I just said, that's the first time I've heard

565
00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:53,960
Speaker 2: that audio.

566
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,600
Speaker 4: I was one on the show on Friday.

567
00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:56,240
Speaker 2: That's heroin.

568
00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:59,760
Speaker 11: It really is, oh my box, Yeah.

569
00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:02,240
Speaker 2: For the whole music clop because they didn't want to

570
00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:02,840
Speaker 2: film his body.

571
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:08,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that's shocking. Not as serious as Darren's.

572
00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:11,199
Speaker 9: But I came out when I was quite young, and

573
00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:13,919
Speaker 9: it took my mom actually quite a long time to

574
00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:16,880
Speaker 9: accept that I was the only gay in the village.

575
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:20,080
Speaker 11: And so I was actually.

576
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:23,600
Speaker 4: Seeing my now wife Meg, and one was still.

577
00:27:23,359 --> 00:27:25,880
Speaker 9: Not cool with it, and I would actually get Meg

578
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:29,040
Speaker 9: to climb up the back wall and climb up the

579
00:27:29,119 --> 00:27:31,919
Speaker 9: roof into my bedroom so we could sort of spend

580
00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:37,720
Speaker 9: time together and be together. And yeah, my bedroom, the

581
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:40,639
Speaker 9: roof ran off my bedroom window, so she'd climbed down

582
00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:42,000
Speaker 9: the roof and jumped the back wall.

583
00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:45,520
Speaker 1: But she was cool and anyway.

584
00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:48,840
Speaker 9: So sometimes she would stay the night and I would

585
00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:50,240
Speaker 9: have to leave to go to work early, and I

586
00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:51,320
Speaker 9: couldn't get her out the house.

587
00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:52,119
Speaker 2: It might be reading.

588
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:54,040
Speaker 4: She might slip off the roof, I don't know.

589
00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:58,000
Speaker 9: So sometimes i'd put her in the wardrobe and I'd

590
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:01,080
Speaker 9: say just stay in there in case, in case Mom

591
00:28:01,119 --> 00:28:04,600
Speaker 9: comes in my bedroom, and she just hide in there

592
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:06,840
Speaker 9: until she shared the front door goal Mom went out

593
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:07,360
Speaker 9: for a bit.

594
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:10,879
Speaker 11: Then she'd literally come out of the closet again.

595
00:28:11,359 --> 00:28:13,200
Speaker 4: I shared that for about six months.

596
00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:15,480
Speaker 11: For Meg, she came out the closet more times than

597
00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:18,640
Speaker 11: any of us. But yeah, the lengths you got to

598
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:21,160
Speaker 11: to hide what you're up to, and you know what,

599
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:24,200
Speaker 11: But see with Darren's story saying with me, usually.

600
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:26,800
Speaker 9: It's about other people, like accepting who the who the

601
00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:29,320
Speaker 9: bloody ol you are not? You know, it's not you,

602
00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:30,639
Speaker 9: it's it's not the people.

603
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:33,520
Speaker 2: But I'd love to hear more yeah, absolutely, thirty one

604
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:36,200
Speaker 2: and six five. If you've had to hide your sexuality,

605
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:38,560
Speaker 2: what did you have to do to do so? Your lengths?

606
00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:40,200
Speaker 2: How long did you have to do it? For love

607
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:41,440
Speaker 2: to hear from me? Up next, I'm willing what do

608
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:42,840
Speaker 2: you love to hear from you? Guys? Thirty and one

609
00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:45,880
Speaker 2: and six five. If you had to hide your sexuality,

610
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:48,680
Speaker 2: what lengths did you go to to have to hide

611
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:51,480
Speaker 2: your sexuality? We're talking about it because we had Darren

612
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:53,600
Speaker 2: Hayes from Savage Garden on the show yesterday.

613
00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:55,959
Speaker 10: Only Enough.

614
00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:59,560
Speaker 2: He was talking about this film clip this this, this

615
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:03,440
Speaker 2: film for this song I Want You, the American video

616
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:05,560
Speaker 2: clip for I Want You, and he told us just

617
00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:09,600
Speaker 2: the most harrowing story about having to suppress who he

618
00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:10,240
Speaker 2: really was.

619
00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:14,760
Speaker 7: The whispers at the label were, he looks obviously gay

620
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:17,760
Speaker 7: the American video for I Want You. When you look

621
00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:21,000
Speaker 7: at it, I'm in this kind of head brace. Yes, well,

622
00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:25,080
Speaker 7: the reason I'm in a head brace was because they

623
00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:27,280
Speaker 7: felt it was better if I didn't move.

624
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:32,120
Speaker 1: I know, it's totally Can you imagine what that does

625
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:35,120
Speaker 1: to him at that time? And the message that that

626
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:40,080
Speaker 1: sends is you're not good enough the way you actually are. Yeah,

627
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:42,840
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. It's like who you true

628
00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:47,400
Speaker 1: are won't be successful and won't I can't imagine what

629
00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:48,880
Speaker 1: that does to you mentally.

630
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:52,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, exactly. And we had LJ missus doubt Fi,

631
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:55,040
Speaker 2: one of our producers sound in here just before saying

632
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:58,040
Speaker 2: exactly the same thing. You're scared you won't get accepted

633
00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:03,320
Speaker 2: for who you are. Hey, we've got Tom Bainbridge is

634
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:04,680
Speaker 2: called the show good Tom.

635
00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:07,880
Speaker 10: Oh now girl, lock out the door.

636
00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:10,480
Speaker 4: Just turn around now, Hi.

637
00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:16,240
Speaker 6: To Bainbridge Revenue. Gay called upon by Will and Woody.

638
00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:18,360
Speaker 6: Yet at your time, how are you Tommy?

639
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:24,200
Speaker 2: I didn't know this about you, did your first boyfriend?

640
00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:24,920
Speaker 3: Yes?

641
00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:29,320
Speaker 6: Yes, So I went to a music festival and at

642
00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:31,920
Speaker 6: that music festival, I actually came out to my four

643
00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:35,440
Speaker 6: best friends and were the first people that I ever

644
00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:39,000
Speaker 6: came out out too. And then at that same festival,

645
00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:44,960
Speaker 6: I ended up meeting my first boyfriend, and I had

646
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:49,080
Speaker 6: to kind of keep that quiet from all of my friends.

647
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:52,280
Speaker 6: My family didn't know either. I was living at home still,

648
00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:55,400
Speaker 6: but they were about an hour away, and I'd just

649
00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:57,760
Speaker 6: be like, I'm staying at a friend's place in the city,

650
00:30:57,920 --> 00:31:00,480
Speaker 6: no worries, but you know, staying there six the week

651
00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:02,280
Speaker 6: with my boyfriend at the time.

652
00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:04,960
Speaker 2: Wow, wow, how is that going for.

653
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:07,040
Speaker 6: Months?

654
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:09,960
Speaker 10: Months and months a month? I mean, but for me,

655
00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:10,560
Speaker 10: I mean.

656
00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:13,440
Speaker 6: You know when you've when you've lived a lie for

657
00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:16,720
Speaker 6: twenty one years, what six months? You know, it doesn't.

658
00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:18,760
Speaker 2: Really Yeah, it's just how was that.

659
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:20,360
Speaker 6: The nature of coming out?

660
00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:23,360
Speaker 1: How was that for your So your boyfriend at the time,

661
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:26,840
Speaker 1: so he obviously knew that you were keeping him a secret.

662
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:28,120
Speaker 1: Was how did he feel about that?

663
00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:32,160
Speaker 6: I think you know, as guys, we all understand that

664
00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:34,440
Speaker 6: the coming out process, but that he is different for

665
00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:38,400
Speaker 6: different people, right, Like there's not all one experience just

666
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:41,959
Speaker 6: how you know, everybody is different, and so he was,

667
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:44,000
Speaker 6: you know, he was really cool with it. He was

668
00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:49,480
Speaker 6: he was Yeah, he was lovely to be honest. You know,

669
00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:52,640
Speaker 6: it's yeah, you kind of don't really at the time.

670
00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:55,120
Speaker 6: It's not like a weird thing. But then when you

671
00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:57,120
Speaker 6: grow up and you look back, you go, oh, that's

672
00:31:57,160 --> 00:32:00,920
Speaker 6: the reason why you know, I find that difficult being

673
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:05,320
Speaker 6: myself around people or you know, it's not until later

674
00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:07,400
Speaker 6: that you figure these things out and go, oh wow,

675
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:09,000
Speaker 6: that probably did have an effect on me.

676
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:11,640
Speaker 2: You know, So how long like in total, I mean,

677
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:14,280
Speaker 2: you told you said you told these for your formtes

678
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:15,280
Speaker 2: at the music festival.

679
00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:16,160
Speaker 3: What was that?

680
00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:18,800
Speaker 2: What was the sort of the hardest thing about not

681
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:23,360
Speaker 2: being able to be yourself or feel like you could

682
00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:26,760
Speaker 2: you know, fully tell everyone around you that you were gay.

683
00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:28,440
Speaker 2: I mean, if you told four people, I imagine there

684
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:30,360
Speaker 2: would have been loads of other people before then and

685
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:33,120
Speaker 2: after then that you still chose not to tell. What's

686
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:35,520
Speaker 2: what's the bit there? What's the bit where you're like, oh,

687
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:37,760
Speaker 2: is it that you're not going to be accepted?

688
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:43,040
Speaker 6: When I think it was a different time as well, right,

689
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:47,200
Speaker 6: like in the nineties, being gay was starting to be

690
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:52,160
Speaker 6: like a thing. Right when I was going ninety and

691
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:54,480
Speaker 6: being gay was still like a bit of a joke

692
00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:57,440
Speaker 6: on TV, you know, like two people two men kissing

693
00:32:57,440 --> 00:32:58,680
Speaker 6: would still be seen as like a.

694
00:32:58,720 --> 00:32:59,720
Speaker 10: Funny bit line.

695
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:03,600
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah. But then you know, we started to get

696
00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:06,960
Speaker 6: like Glee, which was amazing because it started to seem

697
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:10,280
Speaker 6: like actual gay characters that were like, lord, they were

698
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:14,560
Speaker 6: just gay for being you know gay. And then and

699
00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:17,720
Speaker 6: then so if you grew up with like the punchline,

700
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:21,640
Speaker 6: but then things started to get cool, you kind of go, oh, okay,

701
00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:24,000
Speaker 6: where do I fit? And then for me, you know,

702
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:26,560
Speaker 6: I was never like a camp young kid. I was

703
00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:29,200
Speaker 6: quite a butcher bitch as I would.

704
00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:31,280
Speaker 10: As I do say.

705
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:35,760
Speaker 6: There was never like someone like me ever reflected in

706
00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:39,120
Speaker 6: the media like I never I never was. I was

707
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:41,320
Speaker 6: never like, oh yeah, Marty Grass my thing. I mean

708
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:43,360
Speaker 6: now it am I've got to let the Harnets in this,

709
00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:46,640
Speaker 6: you know, go ride.

710
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:50,320
Speaker 2: But back then, you know, I know, yeah, yeah, you

711
00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:54,520
Speaker 2: couldn't actually relate to anyway. That's such an interesting thing.

712
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:57,000
Speaker 2: Like when you think about when you look at people

713
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,000
Speaker 2: in the media or people that you say on TV

714
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:01,880
Speaker 2: or watch people as a kid, you you're right, like

715
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:04,280
Speaker 2: you draw parallels with people and you go, oh, that's

716
00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:08,520
Speaker 2: the kind of person that I am. You never had that.

717
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:11,440
Speaker 6: That's not a simple person.

718
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:13,959
Speaker 10: I was like, oh, I'm like them.

719
00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:15,960
Speaker 2: Yes, And then you went to later Yeah, then you

720
00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:18,640
Speaker 2: went to the burghind in Berlin and you're like, jee.

721
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:21,160
Speaker 3: Is everywhere for me?

722
00:34:24,120 --> 00:34:25,040
Speaker 6: Actually gets you thing?

723
00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:28,560
Speaker 1: You know, I think the quote you're used to me

724
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:30,440
Speaker 1: before Tom is that buildin was your bedroom?

725
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:38,120
Speaker 6: Yes, exactly right. I can't after that podcast, I can

726
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:39,200
Speaker 6: tell you about Billy.

727
00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:46,120
Speaker 2: We want no, no, let's let's good restraint, bedroom down.

728
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:47,879
Speaker 2: It's will and Woody.

729
00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:52,160
Speaker 1: This is the greatest scientific experiment to ever grace your ears,

730
00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:53,880
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say in World Radio.

731
00:34:54,239 --> 00:34:58,720
Speaker 2: Oliver is Australia's ten year old master snacksdasher.

732
00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:01,759
Speaker 1: I was in a very long line. There was a

733
00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:05,000
Speaker 1: pistachioon poor bell seeing there for three months, I'm not

734
00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:05,400
Speaker 1: at it.

735
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:08,200
Speaker 2: How did you know it had been there for three months?

736
00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:09,799
Speaker 1: Was the one who left it there?

737
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:13,960
Speaker 2: The great pistage show looms if we plant a pistachio

738
00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:17,120
Speaker 2: nut in a random queue, would you bend down and

739
00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:18,040
Speaker 2: pick up that nut?

740
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:18,480
Speaker 9: Not you?

741
00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:19,840
Speaker 6: If I'm starving?

742
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:22,919
Speaker 2: OUs Reese gave us the perfect pistacio nut.

743
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:25,920
Speaker 10: It's got a slowly face on.

744
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:29,320
Speaker 2: It, sewn from Sports Bet Australia. What are the odds

745
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:32,040
Speaker 2: of someone picking up the pistacio.

746
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:32,040
Speaker 1: In the line.

747
00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:33,960
Speaker 6: There is no chance in hell this is going to

748
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,160
Speaker 6: happen ten thousand and one.

749
00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:38,080
Speaker 1: No one actually thinks anyone will pick up this pistachio nut.

750
00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:40,120
Speaker 1: So we're thinking of ways to make the nut look

751
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:44,840
Speaker 1: more appealing beggar, and that is to get Pete Stefanovic

752
00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:48,920
Speaker 1: to rock up in a van branded with Pete's pistacios.

753
00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:52,080
Speaker 7: Could you not find any other Peter the way you.

754
00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:55,640
Speaker 2: Want to entice people to the nut. It's Sophie Monk active.

755
00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:58,920
Speaker 1: Yes. The idea is that you would walk past the queue.

756
00:35:59,239 --> 00:36:03,239
Speaker 1: Oh no, I forgot to get pistachios. They are so

757
00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:04,600
Speaker 1: plump and juicy.

758
00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:06,719
Speaker 10: I don't know. I feel like someone in the line

759
00:36:06,719 --> 00:36:09,520
Speaker 10: will ring Daily Mail and go sape ses.

760
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:15,719
Speaker 2: So double rejection from Sophy Mike to wrap things out there, Woods.

761
00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:17,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly right. At this point, I think

762
00:36:17,719 --> 00:36:23,160
Speaker 1: I'm getting blacklisted by the entire Australian celebrity landscape because

763
00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:27,080
Speaker 1: not one celebrity has wanted to get involved with the

764
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:32,480
Speaker 1: Pistachia show. But William, there is one celebrities number who

765
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:35,960
Speaker 1: I am in possession of who I have a very

766
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,880
Speaker 1: specific ploy that I want to pitch to them to

767
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:44,440
Speaker 1: make the nut more appealing. And before I reveal who

768
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:47,399
Speaker 1: this person is, you need to know that they are

769
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:52,719
Speaker 1: incredibly famous for their singing voice. For one, yep, one

770
00:36:52,719 --> 00:36:56,040
Speaker 1: of the best voices in Australia.

771
00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:58,680
Speaker 2: And there's somewhere between Nicole Kidman and Pete Stevanovic in

772
00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:00,160
Speaker 2: terms of stature.

773
00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:02,960
Speaker 1: Exactly right, swims right in the middle there. And the

774
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:06,279
Speaker 1: second thing they are most famous for is the fact

775
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:13,600
Speaker 1: that they wear incredibly tiny shorts, and I think you've

776
00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:17,239
Speaker 1: all guessed it. That's right, guys. The celebrity I'm going

777
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:29,560
Speaker 1: to call is Anthony Khalia. You've ever seen the man

778
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:32,120
Speaker 1: in the flesh, if you've seen him in public, I mean,

779
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:34,200
Speaker 1: the guy barely has shorts on it. It almost looks like

780
00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:36,520
Speaker 1: he wears jocks around the streets. That the shots are

781
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:39,480
Speaker 1: so small. He has beautiful legs. So the idea that

782
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:41,120
Speaker 1: I want to pitch to him, and yes, we've got

783
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:42,560
Speaker 1: to go to a song, but right up next, I

784
00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:46,520
Speaker 1: have got Anthony Khalia's number, and my pitch to him

785
00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:51,560
Speaker 1: is very very specific to the fact that he wears tiny,

786
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:54,320
Speaker 1: tiny shorts.

787
00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:58,200
Speaker 2: So okay, now that his boys.

788
00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:02,560
Speaker 1: Too. It's too obvious as well. You know, how can

789
00:38:02,719 --> 00:38:07,000
Speaker 1: singing potentially, you know, make a nut more appealing someone?

790
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:09,879
Speaker 2: You know, he could busk there with a sign, Hey,

791
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:11,480
Speaker 2: why not this nut? You know?

792
00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:11,920
Speaker 3: Boring?

793
00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:16,160
Speaker 1: Okay, it's boring, Okay, Okay, I'm targeting his tiny shorts,

794
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:17,480
Speaker 1: trust me, it's genius.

795
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:20,520
Speaker 2: Cold call him up next dimes as well.

796
00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:25,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm from three with gold calling people. So one

797
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:26,359
Speaker 1: on ship for number before next.

798
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:31,239
Speaker 3: That's Will and Woodies best stagi, show.

799
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:44,080
Speaker 1: Attention, the anticipation. Will we put a plump pistachio nut

800
00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:47,160
Speaker 1: on the ground, a random pistachio nut. We put it

801
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:50,879
Speaker 1: in front of a queue of people. We stake out

802
00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:54,040
Speaker 1: that nut for two hours straight, William, and we wait

803
00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:56,879
Speaker 1: to see will someone pick up the nut and put

804
00:38:56,880 --> 00:39:00,520
Speaker 1: it in their mouth. Now, as we keep saying, most

805
00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:02,640
Speaker 1: people are saying that there's no chance the nut's going

806
00:39:02,719 --> 00:39:04,560
Speaker 1: to get picked up. So we're focusing on how to

807
00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:07,080
Speaker 1: make the nut more appealing. And I dare say that

808
00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:10,440
Speaker 1: this next celebrity we're about to call, I mean I

809
00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:11,680
Speaker 1: don't want to go as far as say that the

810
00:39:11,719 --> 00:39:14,560
Speaker 1: whole thing hinges on this person saying yes. But if

811
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:16,799
Speaker 1: they agree to do what I'm asking them to do,

812
00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:21,520
Speaker 1: bloody hell, anything could happen tomorrow, my friend, Yep, this

813
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:24,520
Speaker 1: is my moby Dick. I do have the number of

814
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:29,480
Speaker 1: Australian sweetheart Anthony Khalia, and he's.

815
00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:31,760
Speaker 2: Not going to be singing as his note bait.

816
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:35,800
Speaker 1: Too obvious far to I think. I think, well, if people.

817
00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:40,000
Speaker 2: See obviousness though, like at this stage, I just.

818
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:42,000
Speaker 1: Think if you if you're queuing up and you see

819
00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:45,280
Speaker 1: Anthony Khalia singing you go. Oh, of course it's Anthony Khalaire.

820
00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:47,800
Speaker 1: Of course he sings while he walks down the street.

821
00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:50,279
Speaker 1: But the other thing that he's famous for is having

822
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:54,239
Speaker 1: incredibly short shorts. And I am I'm honing in on

823
00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:57,360
Speaker 1: that fact about Anthony. I'm not gonna give away the

824
00:39:57,400 --> 00:39:59,239
Speaker 1: ploy just yet. I think we just need to call him.

825
00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:01,719
Speaker 1: I'm going to pitch the idea to him. And this

826
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:06,200
Speaker 1: is just you do him no, because you'll think it's

827
00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:08,000
Speaker 1: a terrible idea and you'll take the wind out of

828
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:10,680
Speaker 1: my cows. So here we go, Here we go.

829
00:40:19,239 --> 00:40:19,759
Speaker 10: Hello.

830
00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:26,000
Speaker 1: Hello, Is that is that Anthony speaking? Yes, it's a

831
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:27,280
Speaker 1: Woody from Will and Woody.

832
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:29,880
Speaker 10: Hello. How you doing.

833
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:34,280
Speaker 1: So so good? So bloody good. I should mention you're

834
00:40:34,320 --> 00:40:35,640
Speaker 1: currently on radio.

835
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:38,560
Speaker 10: You're live on air, okay, so I won't swear.

836
00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:43,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you, thank you, thank you. You're a professional.

837
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:47,880
Speaker 1: It is almost six o'clock. I hopefully you haven't been drinking, Anthony,

838
00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:50,120
Speaker 1: but maybe don't answer that question just in case you have.

839
00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:55,960
Speaker 1: But I'd like to run something by you if I could.

840
00:40:56,000 --> 00:41:01,040
Speaker 10: Anthony, Okay, you're being very professional using my name and everything.

841
00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:03,880
Speaker 1: So on, no, thank you, because this is this is

842
00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:06,279
Speaker 1: a professional and serious offer that I want to make

843
00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:11,200
Speaker 1: your way. So basically, tomorrow, on our radio show, we're

844
00:41:11,239 --> 00:41:15,120
Speaker 1: spending an entire two hours staking out a pistachio nut

845
00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:18,680
Speaker 1: on the ground to see if someone will pick up

846
00:41:18,719 --> 00:41:20,640
Speaker 1: the pistachio nut and put it in their mouth.

847
00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:26,000
Speaker 10: You're telling me one of the most successful radio shows

848
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:29,719
Speaker 10: in the country is now spending two hours staking out

849
00:41:29,719 --> 00:41:39,320
Speaker 10: of pistacio.

850
00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:39,480
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yeah, yeah, short answer, Yes, that is what

851
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:42,879
Speaker 1: has come to. That's not something you'd want to listen

852
00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:44,200
Speaker 1: to on a Tuesday afternoon.

853
00:41:45,239 --> 00:41:46,440
Speaker 10: How am I involved in this?

854
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:51,680
Speaker 1: Okay, good question, good, great question, mate. You're you're famous

855
00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:55,080
Speaker 1: for two things in my opinion. Number one, your incredible voice.

856
00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:57,959
Speaker 1: You're obviously famous for your incredible voice. And number two

857
00:41:58,440 --> 00:42:00,360
Speaker 1: is that you rock around with the sho short of

858
00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:03,840
Speaker 1: shorts known to mankind. Your your shorts couldn't be any shorter.

859
00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:08,160
Speaker 10: That's because I've got little legs, so the shorter the shorts,

860
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:11,440
Speaker 10: the longer my legs look. But to be honest, quite frankly,

861
00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:14,480
Speaker 10: I'm not wearing any shorts at the moment, but hanging out.

862
00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:19,680
Speaker 1: Quite frankly, I'm not sure if referring to it as

863
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:21,320
Speaker 1: a pistachio is doing you any favors.

864
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:24,080
Speaker 3: But you know what, I was born.

865
00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:25,640
Speaker 10: With a big voice, not big downstairs anyway.

866
00:42:25,719 --> 00:42:31,439
Speaker 1: Continue, Okay, well you're actually you're actually leading me quite

867
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:33,799
Speaker 1: well into what the ploy that i'd like to run

868
00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:36,120
Speaker 1: your way? So basically, Anthony, what I'd love you to

869
00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:39,000
Speaker 1: do during our show at some stage tomorrow. I want

870
00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:42,799
Speaker 1: you to walk past the pistachio nut and then in

871
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:45,040
Speaker 1: your in your short shorts and your tiny little shorts,

872
00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:47,120
Speaker 1: and then I want you to do some sort of

873
00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:52,120
Speaker 1: provocative dance move which effectively uses a lot of a

874
00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:55,319
Speaker 1: lot of leg and then this is where, you know,

875
00:42:55,560 --> 00:42:58,319
Speaker 1: whatever you're comfortable with. But I'm thinking, either you do

876
00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:00,319
Speaker 1: a full on wardrobe malfunk.

877
00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:02,040
Speaker 2: And a.

878
00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:08,160
Speaker 1: Nut falls out, and then the whole crowd watches. Effectively

879
00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:12,439
Speaker 1: you're you have a nut slip, and then you're doing

880
00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:16,200
Speaker 1: you do you do it next to the pistachio nut.

881
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:19,839
Speaker 1: Henceforth you get everyone's attention. They're thinking about a nut

882
00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:21,799
Speaker 1: because yours just fell out. Plus there's a nut on

883
00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:25,080
Speaker 1: the ground, and then someone goes to eat it. What

884
00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:26,240
Speaker 1: do you reckon, Khalia?

885
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:30,279
Speaker 10: What do I reckon? Nearly two decades in the bid

886
00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:40,640
Speaker 10: and this is what my career is coming up. I

887
00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:42,800
Speaker 10: don't think I have can say no, oh.

888
00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:44,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, god, absolutely not.

889
00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:45,160
Speaker 4: We're desperate.

890
00:43:45,239 --> 00:43:47,200
Speaker 2: We need you, we need.

891
00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:49,680
Speaker 10: I love it when someone's desperate they call me.

892
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:56,200
Speaker 6: Thanks, Oh Dulia.

893
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:58,640
Speaker 2: Will see you tomorrow for the Great Fistage Show.

894
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:01,040
Speaker 10: Wait to get my nuts out.

895
00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:08,080
Speaker 1: He's I love you, I love you, Claire.

896
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:12,840
Speaker 2: All right, mate, more will hand you over the producers

897
00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:17,200
Speaker 2: for all the logistics, size of short et cetera. How

898
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:21,760
Speaker 2: much of a wardrobe malfunction you're prepared to participate in

899
00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:26,160
Speaker 2: live on crap camera slash radio preparation. Yeah, yea, do

900
00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:27,640
Speaker 2: what you need yourself.

901
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:31,279
Speaker 1: We could not. If you're not comfortable revealing the whole show.

902
00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:33,640
Speaker 1: Maybe we could just get like a key we for

903
00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:36,239
Speaker 1: it down there or something to effectively act as a

904
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:38,400
Speaker 1: prosthetic nut.

905
00:44:40,040 --> 00:44:42,280
Speaker 10: Downstairs. I've got a whole whole drawful.

906
00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:47,600
Speaker 12: Oh perfect, alight, I see you goodbye. The pert shines.

907
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:52,439
Speaker 12: My guys, it's twenty two hours away. Kalayas in well

908
00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:52,879
Speaker 12: that not.

909
00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:54,400
Speaker 3: Be picked up. Make sure you're.

910
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:56,640
Speaker 2: Tuning in from four o'clock tomorrow and for the Great

911
00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:58,560
Speaker 2: Prestage Show. We get on the podcast bill and wide

912
00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:02,440
Speaker 2: wherever you get your podcasts, Will and Woody. Alrighty, So guys,

913
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:04,640
Speaker 2: tomorrow's the big I'm going to be honest. We've just

914
00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:07,400
Speaker 2: been in a war room with the rest of the team,

915
00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:10,480
Speaker 2: just figuring out all the ins and outs for the

916
00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:14,360
Speaker 2: show tomorrow. There's so many moving parts. Kali is obviously

917
00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:17,640
Speaker 2: going to be down there. We've got Toby the muscleman,

918
00:45:17,680 --> 00:45:19,720
Speaker 2: who's going to be oiled up in front of the nut.

919
00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:23,680
Speaker 2: And we've got the.

920
00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:26,280
Speaker 1: World's greatest actor the world, the world's greatest actor doing

921
00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:29,680
Speaker 1: a performance of a lifetime to convince people that the

922
00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:31,240
Speaker 1: nut is juicy and plump.

923
00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:34,040
Speaker 2: Will, Yeah, that's right. But look, how are you feeling,

924
00:45:34,120 --> 00:45:37,239
Speaker 2: Woods Like, you know, cards on the table now the

925
00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:41,080
Speaker 2: show is over, how are you feeling about where we're at?

926
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:44,600
Speaker 1: I feel I feel there's a lot of pressure on me.

927
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:48,480
Speaker 1: And I said this in the warroom seconds ago. I

928
00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:52,600
Speaker 1: you know, I thought, obviously I'm excited. I'm a science guy.

929
00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:54,640
Speaker 1: You know I'm a science guy. Will, you're a science guy.

930
00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:59,560
Speaker 1: We love studies, and on face value, this is what

931
00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:02,160
Speaker 1: tomorrow is. It's a scientific experiment to see if someone

932
00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:03,560
Speaker 1: will pick up the nut. But I can't help but

933
00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:06,359
Speaker 1: feel that there's this overwhelming sentiment because I've been making

934
00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:08,279
Speaker 1: a lot of effort to make the nut look more

935
00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:11,200
Speaker 1: enticing that that has become. If this doesn't happen, it's

936
00:46:11,239 --> 00:46:13,480
Speaker 1: your fault. And you know, if that's the role I

937
00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:15,640
Speaker 1: have to play, if that's if you know heavy lies

938
00:46:15,719 --> 00:46:21,439
Speaker 1: the crown crown, Well, I'm the crown of pistachio man.

939
00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:27,480
Speaker 1: And you know if I if I have to wearility, well,

940
00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:30,200
Speaker 1: it's gone from like a science test to wood. You're

941
00:46:30,239 --> 00:46:32,319
Speaker 1: a loser if no one picks up the pistacio and.

942
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:33,959
Speaker 2: I get it, you already are.

943
00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:36,160
Speaker 9: OK.

944
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:40,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you'll just be. You will just be. Look,

945
00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:43,279
Speaker 2: I I haven't lumped that on you. You've lumped that

946
00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:46,640
Speaker 2: on yourself. This is a tender This is a construct

947
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:49,600
Speaker 2: that you've made where yeah, and I can see the

948
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:51,560
Speaker 2: stress in you. I can see it.

949
00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:54,440
Speaker 1: Part of me is thinking of calling it in six tomorrow,

950
00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:55,960
Speaker 1: I'm going to be asked. There's too much pressure. I

951
00:46:56,000 --> 00:47:01,279
Speaker 1: feel like me that you've got two weeks of build up.

952
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:04,279
Speaker 1: I feel like Damien Oliver the night before the Melbourne Cup.

953
00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:07,120
Speaker 1: And I know I used the Melbourne Cup analogy in

954
00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:09,239
Speaker 1: the show as well, but it just feels like, I'm

955
00:47:09,239 --> 00:47:12,360
Speaker 1: gonna have a sleepless night tonight. This is probably probably

956
00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:14,720
Speaker 1: the biggest day of my life. Second sorry, second biggest

957
00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:17,040
Speaker 1: day of my life after the birth of my first child,

958
00:47:18,239 --> 00:47:20,200
Speaker 1: where there's just there's there's a lot of pressure there

959
00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:23,120
Speaker 1: and you know, and it's going to be difficult, and

960
00:47:23,719 --> 00:47:25,160
Speaker 1: you know, I'm gonna have to do a lot of

961
00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:29,240
Speaker 1: I imagine positivity exercises tomorrow morning just to get myself

962
00:47:29,239 --> 00:47:31,200
Speaker 1: in the right frame of mind. And I don't know, like,

963
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:34,719
Speaker 1: what's what's that? Who's that? Who's that coach who works

964
00:47:34,719 --> 00:47:36,719
Speaker 1: with Ash Barty? What's Ben Crow up to? I think

965
00:47:36,719 --> 00:47:39,239
Speaker 1: I need a mindset coach tomorrow morning, just to get

966
00:47:39,239 --> 00:47:41,840
Speaker 1: me in the right headspace because you know, right now

967
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:44,560
Speaker 1: I'm nowhere will I'm bluddy nowe.

968
00:47:44,520 --> 00:47:49,560
Speaker 2: Right, look, I I there's a lot to take on there.

969
00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:54,799
Speaker 2: I'm in order to get some sleep tonight, I think

970
00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:57,520
Speaker 2: it's a good idea. Maybe sleep in the other room

971
00:47:57,840 --> 00:47:59,560
Speaker 2: from your your your beautiful fiance.

972
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:02,480
Speaker 1: And I'm not going to let the baby sleep tonight.

973
00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:05,239
Speaker 1: She's up listening to my inner thoughts, like you know,

974
00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:09,800
Speaker 1: I'm just going to dump on her because of the

975
00:48:10,239 --> 00:48:11,799
Speaker 1: thing about a baby is they listen and you know

976
00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:15,399
Speaker 1: that will they can't actually leave the conversation. So we're

977
00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:18,480
Speaker 1: going to be up having a couple of drinks her milk.

978
00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:22,000
Speaker 1: Myself are whiskey, just having long, hard chats about where

979
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,759
Speaker 1: we're at, you know. But but look, I think I think,

980
00:48:25,160 --> 00:48:27,719
Speaker 1: after you know, all those concerns at the end of

981
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:30,040
Speaker 1: the DA it's just because I care, and I think

982
00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:32,279
Speaker 1: we've got some really good things planned to make the

983
00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:36,120
Speaker 1: nut more enticing. And yeah, I haven't. I'm not going

984
00:48:36,200 --> 00:48:40,839
Speaker 1: to lose hope. I refuse to lose hope. And and yeah,

985
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,160
Speaker 1: I mean this is this is everything to me. It's everything.

986
00:48:43,239 --> 00:48:45,879
Speaker 1: Well do you care at all?

987
00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:50,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course, of course.

988
00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:52,120
Speaker 1: I sleep well tonight.

989
00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:58,200
Speaker 2: Well, sound like soundly, But like you know, job on

990
00:48:58,239 --> 00:49:02,360
Speaker 2: the line, job one, neither is yours, nine as yours.

991
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:05,360
Speaker 1: But but does you know if someone was.

992
00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:07,160
Speaker 4: Going to get fired for this, it would be you

993
00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:07,759
Speaker 4: rather than me.

994
00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:10,640
Speaker 1: I would suggest, Yeah that that's totally fair enough. But

995
00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:13,239
Speaker 1: does your value as a human being in any way

996
00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:19,040
Speaker 1: hinge on the result of tomorrow. No, So yeah, that's interesting.

997
00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:24,319
Speaker 2: That's not because I've got less accountability. That's because I

998
00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:26,360
Speaker 2: think people will look at it and they'll be like,

999
00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:30,000
Speaker 2: you know, jeez, that Wood you guys an idiot. Will Yeah,

1000
00:49:30,239 --> 00:49:31,520
Speaker 2: Damn had nothing to do with it.

1001
00:49:31,840 --> 00:49:33,160
Speaker 1: He was talk him out of it.

1002
00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:37,360
Speaker 2: I feel like we're in like attending, you know, Edmund

1003
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:38,560
Speaker 2: Hillary sort of a setup.

1004
00:49:38,640 --> 00:49:41,160
Speaker 1: If I'm being honest, am I am your Hillary?

1005
00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:43,800
Speaker 2: Your Hillary in this instance because.

1006
00:49:44,239 --> 00:49:45,920
Speaker 1: Because the man in the arena, I'm the man in

1007
00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:46,440
Speaker 1: the arena.

1008
00:49:46,560 --> 00:49:49,560
Speaker 2: And when when Norgay and and Hillary is set up

1009
00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:55,200
Speaker 2: to to climb Everest, Norgay knew that, you know, Hillary

1010
00:49:55,239 --> 00:49:57,560
Speaker 2: was going to get all the all the praise, but

1011
00:49:57,640 --> 00:50:01,520
Speaker 2: he also knew if Hillary died, yeah, you know, Hillary

1012
00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:03,080
Speaker 2: would also get all the condemnation.

1013
00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:05,960
Speaker 1: So yeah, that's true, you know.

1014
00:50:06,080 --> 00:50:07,879
Speaker 2: And I'm happy to play an nor gay and I'll

1015
00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:11,040
Speaker 2: be you know, I'll be silent in the background. Obviously.

1016
00:50:11,120 --> 00:50:13,040
Speaker 2: You know I'm a gun. I'm obviously a freak. I'm

1017
00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:15,400
Speaker 2: the best climate there is and you'd be screwed without me.

1018
00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:18,640
Speaker 1: But you do have me covered for climbing ability, and I'm.

1019
00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:20,319
Speaker 2: Not here to take your glory. I'm not here to

1020
00:50:20,320 --> 00:50:22,400
Speaker 2: take your glory. So if someone takes that night tomorrow

1021
00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:25,640
Speaker 2: and you know, Charles calls and says, you know, first

1022
00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:27,840
Speaker 2: round of nights are coming up, you know, in the

1023
00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:29,000
Speaker 2: next couple of months or whatever.

1024
00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:32,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, I couldn't be nighted.

1025
00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:35,839
Speaker 2: I wouldn't be angry about that. I'd happily follow you.

1026
00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:38,680
Speaker 2: And you know, sure, it'd be nice to meet. It'd

1027
00:50:38,719 --> 00:50:40,799
Speaker 2: be nice to meet Harry and Meghan and you know,

1028
00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:42,440
Speaker 2: have a chat about you know, what the body hell

1029
00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:47,680
Speaker 2: went on there. But ultimately, ultimately it's your knighthood, bro,

1030
00:50:47,719 --> 00:50:50,120
Speaker 2: it's your nut, and I'm here to support.

1031
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:54,000
Speaker 1: All right, Well, thank you, pleasure. I appreciate that, and

1032
00:50:54,040 --> 00:50:56,960
Speaker 1: I appreciate you putting this on the sort of level

1033
00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:59,520
Speaker 1: that thinks it's deserving of a nighting if it's successful.

1034
00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:02,399
Speaker 1: And I can't help but agree with you, all.

1035
00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:07,480
Speaker 2: Right, everyone, easy to pump up yours if you were

1036
00:51:07,520 --> 00:51:10,600
Speaker 2: steering down the end of a barrel just before you've

1037
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:12,640
Speaker 2: had a twenty minute pep talk and you're back.

1038
00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:16,959
Speaker 1: I edited it, I buddy edit it greatly, really coax

1039
00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:20,440
Speaker 1: me into that pep talk essentially potentially, and I thoroughly

1040
00:51:20,520 --> 00:51:23,200
Speaker 1: enjoyed it, and my confidence couldn't be high. I'm optimistic.

1041
00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:26,000
Speaker 1: I don't reckon we'll get fifteen minutes into the show

1042
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:27,960
Speaker 1: tomorrow without that not getting picked up. What are we

1043
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:29,880
Speaker 1: going to do for forty five minutes after the Nuggets

1044
00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:30,279
Speaker 1: picked up?

1045
00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:32,360
Speaker 3: Why, I don't give you I'm back.

1046
00:51:36,239 --> 00:51:36,879
Speaker 4: All right mate.

1047
00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:41,040
Speaker 2: Well, we'll see everyone tomorrow for the Great Pistage Show.

1048
00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:43,799
Speaker 2: It's tomorrow. Does the nut get picked up? I mean,

1049
00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:46,560
Speaker 2: a simple question that you might ask each other at

1050
00:51:46,560 --> 00:51:49,480
Speaker 2: the water cooler put into action in yeah, one of

1051
00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:54,319
Speaker 2: the great science experiments of our time. Well said, it

1052
00:51:54,360 --> 00:51:55,320
Speaker 2: goes tomorrow.

1053
00:51:55,640 --> 00:51:57,800
Speaker 1: Goodbye bloody hell. All right, goodbye to you tomorrow.