Speaker 1: Welcome to them Christian No Show podcast. Passy. What's going
Speaker 1: on with you? Mate?
Speaker 2: I've got a text message from school yesterday. We've got
Speaker 2: a great system at school. Actually, when the kids go
Speaker 2: to sick bay, you get a little text alert to say, hey,
Speaker 2: your kids in sick bay. This is what they've come with,
Speaker 2: this is what we've done for them. They've gone back
Speaker 2: to class or the other.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't get that. I think that's for a certain
Speaker 1: type of mum. No, it's not. Yeah, what it's called
Speaker 1: the system is called tiger mom.
Speaker 3: It's I get a phone call right, and it's because
Speaker 3: they haven't got hold of my wife and I go yeah,
Speaker 3: and they go, oh, your daughter's here, and then I
Speaker 3: go put her on and I will go you are
Speaker 3: you really?
Speaker 1: We have one of these, I Q reckon, you sound fine?
Speaker 1: It's two o'clock. Can you do another hour? They must
Speaker 1: hear this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they ain't going brutal.
Speaker 1: Trips to the sick bay. Were just kicking fed up with.
Speaker 3: That, absolutely, And then i'd always go, what have you
Speaker 3: got on next?
Speaker 1: Oh you're well.
Speaker 2: We didn't even have a sick bay in Wangaratta at
Speaker 2: our school.
Speaker 1: It was just you'll be right, No, not even that.
Speaker 1: They just throw sick people in a pet and set
Speaker 1: fire to them.
Speaker 2: It's like, you'll be right, go back to class now.
Speaker 2: So I got a text yesterday afternoon and we are
Speaker 2: raising a tiny little city mouse. This girl.
Speaker 1: I have to say, So, what do you get like
Speaker 1: detail with what's wrong?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: So the message says from the health center, Audrey Newman
Speaker 2: has been signed out of the health center. Get this,
Speaker 2: This is what she was in there for. Swallowed a
Speaker 2: lemon seed and now has a scratchy throat. She puts
Speaker 2: slices of lemon in a water bottle.
Speaker 4: Welcome to our trattoria, cool water and now a butter menthole.
Speaker 2: Cool water and now a butter menthole. Still feeling scratchy. Reassurance.
Speaker 1: Given my last hour, that.
Speaker 2: Was the best one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going to keep this. The Christian O'Connell Show
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