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Speaker 1: Welcome to them Christian No Show podcast. Passy. What's going

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Speaker 1: on with you? Mate?

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Speaker 2: I've got a text message from school yesterday. We've got

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Speaker 2: a great system at school. Actually, when the kids go

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Speaker 2: to sick bay, you get a little text alert to say, hey,

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Speaker 2: your kids in sick bay. This is what they've come with,

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Speaker 2: this is what we've done for them. They've gone back

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Speaker 2: to class or the other.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I don't get that. I think that's for a certain

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Speaker 1: type of mum. No, it's not. Yeah, what it's called

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Speaker 1: the system is called tiger mom.

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Speaker 3: It's I get a phone call right, and it's because

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Speaker 3: they haven't got hold of my wife and I go yeah,

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Speaker 3: and they go, oh, your daughter's here, and then I

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Speaker 3: go put her on and I will go you are

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Speaker 3: you really?

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Speaker 1: We have one of these, I Q reckon, you sound fine?

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Speaker 1: It's two o'clock. Can you do another hour? They must

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Speaker 1: hear this.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they ain't going brutal.

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Speaker 1: Trips to the sick bay. Were just kicking fed up with.

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Speaker 3: That, absolutely, And then i'd always go, what have you

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Speaker 3: got on next?

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Speaker 1: Oh you're well.

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Speaker 2: We didn't even have a sick bay in Wangaratta at

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Speaker 2: our school.

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Speaker 1: It was just you'll be right, No, not even that.

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Speaker 1: They just throw sick people in a pet and set

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Speaker 1: fire to them.

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Speaker 2: It's like, you'll be right, go back to class now.

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Speaker 2: So I got a text yesterday afternoon and we are

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Speaker 2: raising a tiny little city mouse. This girl.

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Speaker 1: I have to say, So, what do you get like

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Speaker 1: detail with what's wrong?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: So the message says from the health center, Audrey Newman

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Speaker 2: has been signed out of the health center. Get this,

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Speaker 2: This is what she was in there for. Swallowed a

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Speaker 2: lemon seed and now has a scratchy throat. She puts

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Speaker 2: slices of lemon in a water bottle.

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Speaker 4: Welcome to our trattoria, cool water and now a butter menthole.

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Speaker 2: Cool water and now a butter menthole. Still feeling scratchy. Reassurance.

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Speaker 1: Given my last hour, that.

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Speaker 2: Was the best one.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going to keep this. The Christian O'Connell Show

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