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Speaker 1: Happy Tuesday.

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Speaker 2: It's the jam Nation podcast with your podcast Pallorinos, Jonesy

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Speaker 2: and Amanda.

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Speaker 3: Big day in My household and household of many. The

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Speaker 3: HSC kicks off today. What a year for the year

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Speaker 3: of twenty twenty one, my absolute best to you all.

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Speaker 3: You're a resilient bunch.

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Speaker 1: I've been doing the English exam just throughout the day.

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Speaker 3: This is the English one from last year. I couldn't

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Speaker 3: even understand how to answer the question. I couldn't even

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Speaker 3: begin it.

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Speaker 1: Are there any questions?

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Speaker 3: Thomas Michael Junior has written a letter to Meghan and

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Speaker 3: Harry saying I was a feel we'll talk about that.

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Speaker 2: The travel drum was beating Tales of the spraytn. This

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Speaker 2: is after a woman odd on Spraytan the night before

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Speaker 2: her wedding.

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Speaker 3: We put electric cars to the pub test and we're

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Speaker 3: joined by Courtney act.

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Speaker 1: Or Shane Jenny. That's all coming up on our podcast.

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Speaker 4: Everybody right now. That a miracle of recording.

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Speaker 1: We have in a request for them to do it again.

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Speaker 4: Mistress Amanda and Miss Killer Amanda doesn't work alone.

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Speaker 5: Friend is in aroom making the tools of the train.

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Speaker 2: I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

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Speaker 1: The legendary poet Jonesy and Amanda the actress wigs.

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Speaker 3: Congratulations, we're the ready right now.

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Speaker 1: Jersey and Amanda, you're doing a great job. Anyone that

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Speaker 1: Selkie giant now the good radio.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, but if a tongue twist set an idiot.

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Speaker 6: And Amanda's shoot, Timy, we're on the air, are you today?

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Speaker 3: I'm well, lots of things to talk about on the

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Speaker 3: show today. I have an HSC student. I'm thinking of

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Speaker 3: all of you parents and kids are embarking on that.

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Speaker 3: Today we'll talk about that.

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Speaker 1: I've actually got the HC test here.

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Speaker 3: No, this is last year. Don't freak people out.

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Speaker 2: We haven't got to run the one from last year.

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Speaker 2: The English Standard test tools fit's thick as a lot

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Speaker 3: I'm having that gives me and the form I did

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Speaker 3: didn't even look like this. I carved it into a

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Speaker 3: stone wall is stressful.

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Speaker 1: Do not ride in this area? What's that for? See that?

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Speaker 1: What's that for?

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Speaker 2: It says do not ride in this area. I would

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Speaker 1: Ride in that area.

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Speaker 3: Don't tell me what to.

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Speaker 1: Do, man, tell me what to do?

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Speaker 3: Man? Do you know? Speaking of milestones, Jenna, who was

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Speaker 3: our social media guru.

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Speaker 1: She's tip of the pile.

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Speaker 3: She sure is.

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Speaker 1: Well, she's the only person in the pile now.

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Speaker 3: But she's the world leading pile.

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Speaker 1: She's the biggest pile we've got here. But she's one

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Speaker 1: of the guns that work here.

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Speaker 3: She just told me that yesterday she heard Stairway to

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Speaker 3: Heaven for the very first time. Really is his fiftieth

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Speaker 3: anniversary yesterday? No?

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Speaker 1: No, yes, fifty years Stairway to Heaven. That's crazy because

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Speaker 1: you think, you.

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Speaker 3: Think generically people are born knowing this song in their DNA.

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Speaker 1: Do you remember when you first heard Stairway to Heaven.

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Speaker 3: I remember when I was working with Andrew Denton and

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Speaker 3: he remember he got all the musical he got every

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Speaker 3: it made Rolf Harris go to number one all around

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Speaker 1: And he made it so creepy for this Warbleward.

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Speaker 3: It's only retrospectively we know.

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Speaker 1: How to go back then around love Ralph, but now

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Speaker 3: Well, that's what he'd become kitsch. And then that this

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Speaker 3: To think, isn't it funny. So that's my memory of

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Speaker 3: the song. How about you?

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Speaker 1: You know what?

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Speaker 2: I remember my dad had a real real player and

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Speaker 2: can't remember what age I was. I could have been

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know it was my early time. But I

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Speaker 3: Well, Jenna was yesterday years old.

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Speaker 1: Why don't we play yesterday? What happened?

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Speaker 3: I don't know, Brendan. Is it a long song?

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Speaker 1: It goes for seven minutes?

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Speaker 1: When do you need? When do you need to toilet?

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Speaker 3: When you hear that song, you know Amanda's on the loop.

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Speaker 2: If you hear Evey parts one, two and three, you

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Speaker 2: know it's a big one. Man has gone off with

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Speaker 2: the form God Actually Bagshaw. Today we got the five

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Speaker 2: K Fast five makes It Return.

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Speaker 3: We're going to be joined by one of my favorite

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Speaker 3: people and that is Courtney Act. Actually it's Shane. Shane

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Speaker 3: is going to enjoyed. That's Shane who is Courtney Act.

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Speaker 3: We're going to talk to Shane today.

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Speaker 1: And the Magnificent seven. We can't do anything until we

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Speaker 1: do that well.

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Speaker 3: Question one in the nursery rhyme, I'm a little teapot.

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Speaker 3: How is the tea pot?

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Speaker 2: Described podcast The Magnificent Seven starts here.

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Speaker 1: Forget about your HSC. Don't worry about that. This is where.

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Speaker 2: This is the test of life. Seven questions. Can you

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Speaker 2: go all the way and answer all seven questions correctly?

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Speaker 1: If you do that, Amand will say well done.

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Speaker 3: I didn't think you had it in here, but as

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Speaker 3: your parents thought you.

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Speaker 2: But it's about getting question seven right. Brody's in Erskine Park.

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Speaker 1: Hello, Brody, there are you going? How did you go

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Speaker 1: in your HSC? Brad?

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Speaker 6: Oh, I dropped out of year ten, So my parents

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Speaker 6: probably do think that.

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Speaker 3: I bet they don't, Brody, No, they don't. Are you

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Speaker 3: happy with your life?

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Speaker 8: Though?

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Speaker 3: Brody?

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Speaker 4: I'm all good?

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Speaker 1: Thank you cool? Please to hear well. I dropped out

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Speaker 1: in your ten too, Brady.

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Speaker 3: And are you happy with your life?

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Speaker 1: I love my life?

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Speaker 2: And Amanda, you went on and did your HSC and

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Speaker 2: you got four hundred and ninety six out of five hundred.

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Speaker 3: It was marked out of one hundred.

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Speaker 1: I think you were when I was in the old days,

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Speaker 1: when I was out of five.

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Speaker 4: Ho.

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Speaker 2: That's right, you're and some Indian student that is now

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Speaker 2: a microsurgeon. You're doing this, he's doing what he's doing,

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Speaker 2: and you're working with me who dropped out in year ten,

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Speaker 3: What are you saying? Just say, should we get out

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Speaker 3: of our pay packets? I get an HRC bonus every year,

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Speaker 3: I insisted every year. I insist on getting an HRC bonus.

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Speaker 1: I don't care if you get paid more than me.

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Speaker 3: I don't even know if I do, Brendan, I don't

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Speaker 3: know where you ended it out.

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Speaker 1: Let's check it out. I'm happy, Brody.

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Speaker 3: Question one in the nursery rhyme, I'm a little teapot.

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Speaker 3: How is the teapot described?

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Speaker 6: Short?

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Speaker 9: And?

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Speaker 3: Oh so judgmental? Brody, Brody, that's mean.

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Speaker 2: Kevin Costner pays John Dutton in what American TV series.

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Speaker 3: Started again last night?

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Speaker 6: And that's me done to the day.

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Speaker 2: Oh, bro we enjoyed you raising Glenmore Park.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Ray, Right you're there, Ray, thank you? Did you

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Speaker 3: do the HSC?

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Speaker 7: Ray?

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Speaker 3: Okay? But but are you happy with your life choices?

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Speaker 3: And it's all going well with you? See? These are

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Speaker 3: good messages to get out, absolutely.

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Speaker 1: But that doesn't mean goof off.

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Speaker 2: If you're doing your HSC today just suddenly say oh well,

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Speaker 2: I'm going to give up.

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Speaker 3: No one's going to turn up today and give up.

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Speaker 3: Do you need to know it? No matter what your best,

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Speaker 1: To be okay, you're the best version of you.

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Speaker 3: Kevin Costner plays John Dutton in which American TV series

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Speaker 3: All right, well, we've been really adds for this for

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Speaker 3: the last week or so. It's a giant series on STAN.

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Speaker 3: The new series dropped last night. It's the most popular

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Speaker 1: What is it? They talk very low in it. It's

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Speaker 1: all very low.

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Speaker 3: And they have to protect their rand.

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Speaker 1: Mars, not Dallas.

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Speaker 3: It's the new version of that. And isn't it It's

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Speaker 3: all about Land.

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Speaker 1: The Magnificent seven. We find ourselves a question.

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Speaker 3: Number two and it's going to Sonny Illine. Hello, Sonny,

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Speaker 3: how are you? I'm very well that we're up to.

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Speaker 3: Kevin Costner plays John Dutton in which American TV series

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Speaker 3: yellow Stone Season four dropped last night.

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Speaker 1: Let's play cover Me, Cover Me? What song is Jimmy

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Speaker 6: Is the same?

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Speaker 10: But she wants to be sure don't you know sometimes words.

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Speaker 3: Have to mean what songs that sonny heaven It is,

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Speaker 3: as we said earlier fifty years.

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Speaker 1: The Stairway to Heaven let yesterday.

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Speaker 3: That's you know, this is a multiple choice for you.

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Speaker 3: Which country consumes the most potatoes? A China? Be India?

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Speaker 3: See Australia.

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Speaker 6: Maybe I'm just going to take a guess. I reckon

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Speaker 6: probably Australia, but no.

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Speaker 1: Meghan is in Oakhurst, him Meghan Hi.

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Speaker 3: Which country consumes most potatoes? Is it China or India?

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Speaker 3: If you've been paying attention, you can answer this how

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Speaker 3: which country consumes the most potatoes? China, India or Australia?

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Speaker 8: I believe China.

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Speaker 3: Did you see that picture of the world's biggest potato

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Speaker 3: that was found in New Zealand? They called it dug

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Speaker 3: the spat It looks like a baby, doesn't It looks

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Speaker 3: like it's it's seven point eight kilos.

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Speaker 1: That's a big spad.

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Speaker 3: It's a big potato.

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Speaker 1: That's a big shepherd's pie the chip on its shoulder.

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Speaker 2: Shane Jennick is best known as what famous Australian drag.

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Speaker 3: Queen I think of what the famous drag queen that

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Speaker 3: Australia has? Who is it pretty much famous one? No

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Speaker 3: Rugby Pie No no, no, no, no no. Shane Jennicks

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Speaker 3: a performer on our show. He transforms into which drag

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Speaker 3: queen got a book out? I'm not Susan's in home bush, Hi, Susan, Yes,

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Speaker 3: it's Courtney Acts. A big fan of Courtney Act. I

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Speaker 3: remember once we were at function Brendan and you said

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Speaker 3: you found yourself perving at Courtney's legs, good legs. Courtney

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Speaker 3: is extraordinary looking, so is shame?

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Speaker 2: Not that I was conflicted, but I was just appreciating

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Speaker 2: the pretty good pegs.

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Speaker 3: But you didn't know that it was Courtney Act.

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Speaker 1: I was in the early days. Yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, my dad when boy George was singing when we

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Speaker 2: were kids, we were watching Countdown and Dad walked past

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Speaker 2: against gee, she's all right, and then continued walking on.

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Speaker 3: Hi, Joel?

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Speaker 3: If you had a born in front of it. It's

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Speaker 3: What's the name of ABA's new album Voyage?

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Speaker 1: Answer that very quickly, Joel. You're a big fan today.

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Speaker 3: I'm just saying it through and said you couldn't be bothered.

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Speaker 2: Roll coming through our jerminak our Bigger Boogie musical facts

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Speaker 3: Boom, they're the only words you've written. There, you go teach, there,

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Speaker 3: Well, you know it's I had a moment last night,

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Speaker 3: But you know, Jack's doing the studying the HSC today

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Speaker 1: If you don't like oysters, well I never did.

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Speaker 3: Which is why I laughed at mum's phrase. But here

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Speaker 3: It's a big day.

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Speaker 1: It's a massive day.

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Speaker 3: And for mums as well. Forget the students, it's all

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Speaker 5: Podcast.

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Speaker 3: I haven't been watching Big Brother VIP. Have you've been

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Speaker 1: I dip in and out.

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Speaker 1: I got what he was saying about that, or she

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she was very impressive. But you know, she obviously

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Speaker 3: Mirkael Junior is in there. He wrote a letter last

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Speaker 3: about that. You've said some pretty dreadful things about it publicly,

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Speaker 3: she's just to see great Hollywood actress the acts, getting

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Speaker 3: old fame has gone to her head. How can she

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Speaker 3: come back to the family's arms after you've said stuff.

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Speaker 6: Like this, Oh, you know that sounds more like a

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Speaker 6: family squabble. To me, that had to play out in

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Speaker 6: the media, and like I said, that's just you know,

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Speaker 3: Right, Just just a little squabble, just a little squabble.

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Speaker 3: But his prim was he was walking into the house,

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Speaker 13: Megan treats her family like she's embarrassed of where she

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Speaker 13: very shallow. You're never that too good for anybody. Ever,

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Speaker 13: it's rude to treat people like that.

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Speaker 3: So he still went her pat pat stab. But to me,

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Speaker 3: It's so strange they having an opportunity to stab her

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Speaker 2: When I look at it, he wouldn't figure in that

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Speaker 3: No, well, absolutely well. Last night though, he decided to

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Speaker 3: write a letter of apology to Megan and Harry that

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Speaker 3: Do you want to hear some of it?

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Speaker 1: Sure, here we go.

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Speaker 13: Dear Megan and Harry.

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Speaker 1: The first thing I want to say to both of

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Speaker 13: The bottom of my heart for the awful, mean letter

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Speaker 13: I am not a mean person at all, and I

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Speaker 13: not know those people. I was very hurt and confused

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Speaker 3: He is fifteen years older than her. They share a

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Speaker 3: big brother VIP to write an apology letter. He went

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Speaker 3: on to say, I truly hope that you and Harry

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Speaker 3: can find it in your hearts to accept my sincere

451
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Speaker 3: apology because this is the real Tom markle Junior. I

452
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Speaker 3: truly love you, guys. I want you to know that

453
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Speaker 3: about me. I wish you, Meghan and Harry, Archie and

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Speaker 3: Lily the happiest, most loving life possible. Sincerely, your big

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Speaker 3: brother Tom. So not to say any of this privately,

456
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Speaker 3: but to say it on a TV show. He slagged

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Speaker 3: interesting times.

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Speaker 1: And he sounded a bit like Siri.

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Speaker 3: He sounded robotic, didn't he Whether this will be finally

460
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Speaker 3: the thing that will bring the family together?

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Speaker 1: Say it right now?

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Speaker 3: Oh, She'll be in series two of Big Brother VIP.

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Speaker 1: Megan'll be in series two.

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Speaker 7: Samas The Fastest Thing, Faster the Street of.

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Speaker 13: Light, Jonesy and Amanda's Fine Fast Five.

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Speaker 1: How much are you in our heads?

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Speaker 2: Can you match your fast five five things that relate

468
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Speaker 2: to one random category?

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Speaker 1: Or you have to do is match your answers with

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Speaker 1: ours and you win the cash.

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Speaker 2: You get one hundred dollars for every single match you

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Speaker 2: get all five, you win five thousand dollars.

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Speaker 1: Thank you very much. Kylie's in Helensburg.

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Speaker 3: Hi, Kylie, Hi, how are you going? Very well? I

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Speaker 3: found the category heart today. I mean it was months

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Speaker 3: of the year. There are twelve months in the year.

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Speaker 3: You can only pick five. I'm going to pick ones

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Speaker 3: that are special to me, but I don't know if

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Speaker 3: you know those ones. So good luck, Kylie.

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Speaker 1: Kylie, thank you months in the year?

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Speaker 12: Okay?

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Speaker 8: So I chose April, May, August, October and December.

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Speaker 3: Why did you choose those ones?

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Speaker 4: I know your son's birthdays in May and October.

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Speaker 3: I don't have a sun's birthday in October.

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Speaker 12: He did.

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Speaker 11: No.

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Speaker 3: See how we how we went for?

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Speaker 1: Kylie? You said April? Yes, you know what I was

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Speaker 1: born in April.

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Speaker 3: I said April because it's Jones's birthday.

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Speaker 1: A man said April, Kylie?

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Speaker 2: You said all the men in Amanda's house are born

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Speaker 2: in May.

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Speaker 3: No, well, two sons are May.

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Speaker 1: No, when's Holly? When's Harley? We have to see what

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Speaker 1: he would be in December?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 2: No, but Kylie said December. Manda said December because you

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Speaker 2: like Christmas. Yes, indeed, Kylie, you said August. Amanda said January.

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Speaker 2: Sick and tired, you've been hanging on me, Caylie, you

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Speaker 2: said October, Amanda, He said February.

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Speaker 3: February, by Harley. That's right, Kylie, Kylie. How much did

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Speaker 3: Kylie get?

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Speaker 1: She got three hundred bucks.

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Speaker 8: That's great.

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Speaker 3: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: Take your three hundred bucks and hoot down the old

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Speaker 2: Princess Highway.

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Speaker 3: Now, a woman has had a beauty disaster before going

511
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Speaker 3: to a wedding. We'll talk about it now.

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Speaker 1: It's the last thing he wanted.

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Speaker 3: So a woman has gone viral with photos. She shared

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Speaker 3: these photos of her pre wedding beautification process that involved

515
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Speaker 3: getting a fake tann Many girls do this before their weddings.

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Speaker 1: Many guys do it, that's true, many.

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Speaker 3: People, many guests do it before a wedding. What's happened here?

518
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Speaker 3: Though she's English and her skin is as white as

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Speaker 3: all get out, she's asked for double the normal spray,

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Speaker 3: she said. She said, quote it seemed like a good

521
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Speaker 3: idea at the time. So after her appointment, everyone just

522
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Speaker 3: started laughing at her, as you can imagine, but she said,

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Speaker 3: that's all right, I'll have a shower and it'll be okay.

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Speaker 1: I'll be fine.

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Speaker 3: She had a shower and guess what it wasn't Okay,

526
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Speaker 3: look at the picture. This is her before she showered.

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Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, I know. Wow, that's extra dark.

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Speaker 3: It's like she's gone into a coal mine. In the

529
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Speaker 3: old days, It's full on, isn't it. Remember that time

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Speaker 3: I got a tan and I came home and my

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Speaker 3: husband just said bulla before he shower. It always looks terrible,

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Speaker 3: but this stayed terrible. One of the woman who responded

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Speaker 3: to this said that she reminded her of the time

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Speaker 3: that she faked tanned. Then breastford her four month old,

535
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Speaker 3: big imprint on the mosh on the mush. A couple

536
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Speaker 3: of years ago, we had a new boss here and

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Speaker 3: he took us to lunch and we went to was

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Speaker 3: it Catalina? N Liam then Catalina, and it's a beautiful restaurant,

539
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Speaker 3: white tablecloths, lovely. I had had a spray tan, that's right, yeah,

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Speaker 3: and I rested my arms. Maybe I'd done the tan myself.

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Speaker 3: I rested my arms on the tablecloth, and at one

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Speaker 3: point I moved an arm to pick up a glass,

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Speaker 3: and I saw that both my arms had left imprints

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Speaker 3: on the white tablecloth. So for the whole lunch I

545
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Speaker 3: had to sit like the sphinx not able to move

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Speaker 3: my arms. The only thing I managed to do was

547
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Speaker 3: slop out of a glass with a straw pretty much

548
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Speaker 3: because at the minute I moved my arms, you could

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Speaker 3: see the stains on the tablecloths.

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Speaker 1: I remember that terrible.

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Speaker 2: And You're saying, what doll I do and I said,

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Speaker 2: we'll just keep your arms there will be our yeah, yeah,

553
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Speaker 2: And then you had to stay there after we all left.

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Speaker 7: Bill.

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Speaker 3: I mean, you know, fake tan, it could be great,

556
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Speaker 3: could be terrible. I had one a few years ago

557
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Speaker 3: before the logis and fake tan grips onto any freckle, mole,

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Speaker 3: any skin bit. Yeah, And so my arms after I'd

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Speaker 3: had the spray.

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Speaker 1: Tann freckle was really dark.

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Speaker 3: It was my arm was just covered in black spots

562
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Speaker 3: because it just grabs onto those, onto freckles and things.

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Speaker 3: And I didn't realize my arms had that many, so

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Speaker 3: I had to ask a makeup artist to cover them

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Speaker 3: all up. It's like covering up tattoos in Hollywood.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you must have just wear a neck to knee.

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Speaker 3: I may as well just wear a neck to knee.

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Speaker 3: All that trouble I went to and I thought, why

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Speaker 3: did I bother?

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Speaker 2: Maybe there's something the tribal drum would beat for tails

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Speaker 2: of the spray tan?

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Speaker 3: When have you turned into a numble lumper? Where's it

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Speaker 3: gone wrong? What's happened?

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Speaker 1: Podcast?

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Speaker 2: I would imagine, if you're about to get married, would

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Speaker 2: you go for an extra dark spray tan the night

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Speaker 2: of your before your wedding?

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Speaker 1: Would you do that?

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Speaker 3: That's what this woman has done. She's English, so as

580
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:22,439
Speaker 3: she said to skins Rey Pale, to begin with, she

581
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Speaker 3: asked for twice the normal dark tan. She got it, baby,

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Speaker 3: she got it.

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Speaker 1: She's gone straight to a red face's act right there.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she said that she went and had a shower

585
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Speaker 3: the next day, but it was all too late, it

586
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Speaker 3: was all too dark.

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Speaker 2: I would imagine in my life, I've had a few

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Speaker 2: spray tans. It just feels funny.

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Speaker 3: Man, that's right. Remember when you did Dancing with the

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Speaker 3: Stars and you'd stand there and people would touch your

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Speaker 3: area and around before Monty, you've done it a few

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Speaker 3: times a few times.

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Speaker 2: But I have no stories, no stories to tell, except

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Speaker 2: when I was standing in the spray tan booth for

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Speaker 2: the real full Monty and the girl just says, oh,

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Speaker 2: you might as well just get in the nude because

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Speaker 2: you're going to be up on stage in the nude

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Speaker 2: and then just spraying, And did you have.

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Speaker 3: To turn around and part your cheeks?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you go to do the whole thing because because

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Speaker 2: then you get the m you know, the the white.

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Speaker 3: You're not going to get a big shadow down your legs.

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Speaker 3: Don't say that. Come on.

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Speaker 1: Holly has joined us.

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Speaker 3: Hello, we're talking tails of the spray tan. Did you

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Speaker 3: turn into an ople lumpa Holly?

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Speaker 8: Oh yeah, I did so. I'd been recommended this spray tan.

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Speaker 8: I shot brought once by a friend and I put

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Speaker 8: it on. It was all fine. I'd forgotten to do

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00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:37,960
Speaker 8: the back of my legs, though, and I was wearing

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Speaker 8: quite a short dress, so despite the fact that I

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Speaker 8: look like I'd rolled in a packet of Doritos, I

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Speaker 8: had to stand at the back of the room so

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Speaker 8: no one could see the back.

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Speaker 10: Of my legs.

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Speaker 2: Ah, it just defeats the person thing.

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Speaker 3: Dorito's at the front, nothing at the back. Holly, thank you.

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Speaker 1: Colleen has joined us.

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Speaker 3: I like Colleen, good morning. What happened with the spray can? Well?

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Speaker 4: Last November one of my daughters got married and it

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Speaker 4: was one of those remote weddings where we all went

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Speaker 4: and stayed in this massive mansion, and she brought in

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Speaker 4: a spraytan artist who set up a spray tan booth

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Speaker 4: in this master suite, and all the bridesmaids, myself, the

625
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Speaker 4: groom's mom, we all got spray tns. This is a

626
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Speaker 4: day before the wedding, and you know, you don't shower

627
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Speaker 4: straight away, you wait till the next day, of course.

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Speaker 4: And so the next morning we all got up to

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Speaker 4: get ready for the wedding, and one by one the

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Speaker 4: bridesmaids went and got in the shower to have their shower.

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Speaker 4: And because it was like this mansion, like, they had

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Speaker 4: showers in different parts of the house, and anyway, I

633
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Speaker 4: was one of the last ones to get showered. And

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Speaker 4: fortunately for me that was the case, because one by

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Speaker 4: one they all came out and said, whatever you do,

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Speaker 4: don't we in the shower? And I said, what she

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Speaker 4: goes when you wi the urine running down your legs

638
00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:11,880
Speaker 4: washes the tan away. Look at our legs and the

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00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:15,560
Speaker 4: inside of their legs was just as normal, like white normal,

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Speaker 4: and then the rest of their legs were all tanned.

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Speaker 4: The dresses they were wearing for the wedding had split up.

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Speaker 4: The dress and so did mine, but fortunately I didn't

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Speaker 4: we in the shower.

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Speaker 7: So it.

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Speaker 4: Seems to be a warning that Penning artist should probably

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Speaker 4: give whatever you do, don't we in the show?

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Speaker 1: They should say that they should don't.

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Speaker 2: Lay on white sheets, don't sit in white upholstery, and

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Speaker 2: don't we in the shower.

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Speaker 3: They should absolutely warn you a clock saw. You've heard

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Speaker 3: it here, don't we in the shower if you've had

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Speaker 3: a spray tent?

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Speaker 2: Third w s if we've got to take some more

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Speaker 2: calls after news? Also Shane Jenny aka Courtney Act.

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Speaker 1: Will we joining us?

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Speaker 5: Jonesy and Amanda Germ podcast.

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Speaker 11: Are You Ready to Go?

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Speaker 5: Tell you dumb idiots?

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Speaker 2: A woman has gone viral after she shared photos of

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Speaker 2: her pre wedding fake tan disaster.

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Speaker 1: That's the last thing I'm going to do is go

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Speaker 1: viral on the day if you're wedding.

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Speaker 3: Yes, she asked for a double dark tan. She's English

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Speaker 3: and she said she had pale pastry skin to be

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Speaker 3: in with, so she thinks I'll have a shower after

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Speaker 3: the next day. It didn't help, but didn't he.

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Speaker 1: Are they supposed to do a test patch somewhere? Don't

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Speaker 1: you do a test patch? Is where you don't don't

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Speaker 1: think so do they the back of your arm or

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Speaker 1: the back of your legs.

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Speaker 3: But you don't know how it's going to be until

672
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Speaker 3: you've showered off, because you look. Remember that time I

673
00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:47,560
Speaker 3: came home and Hardly said, buller you you just look

674
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Speaker 3: strange until it's showered off.

675
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Speaker 1: The tribal drummers beating tales of the fake.

676
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Speaker 3: Tan Donald Trump on, we got Katie with us. Hello, Katie,

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Speaker 3: tell us about it. You can.

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Speaker 8: I'm going to giggle.

679
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Speaker 11: I can't stop giggling. This story is so good. I've

680
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Speaker 11: got to be careful how I tell it. I had

681
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Speaker 11: an old boyfriend a long long time ago, and I

682
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Speaker 11: had to go to work. He stayed home. He was sick,

683
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Speaker 11: I think, And anyway, I came home from work and

684
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Speaker 11: I could smell fake tan, and I thought, I haven't

685
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Speaker 11: used fake dan in such a long time, and I

686
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Speaker 11: was going, why can I smell to it? It was driving

687
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Speaker 11: me crazy, and I said, well, what have you done

688
00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:25,120
Speaker 11: if you use fake tan or something? He went, no, No,

689
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Speaker 11: I don't know what you mean. I don't know what

690
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:29,200
Speaker 11: fake tan. So anyway, I said, I can smell it.

691
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:30,840
Speaker 11: Let me smell your hand, and I could smell it

692
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Speaker 11: on his hands, and I worked out that he found

693
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Speaker 11: the bottle of an Inverticoma's moisturizer O pans up and yes,

694
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Speaker 11: I caught him orange handed.

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Speaker 3: And that's not all.

696
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Speaker 1: Wow, what have you been up to that poor guy?

697
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Speaker 1: He's appreciating that story during the round.

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Speaker 3: You're not still in touch with him?

699
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Speaker 11: In touch with him?

700
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Speaker 1: No, now you know where he's been.

701
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Speaker 3: That's true in Grope someone in a white dress.

702
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Speaker 1: Thank you, Kate, thank you.

703
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Speaker 2: Covering off the pub test? Electric cars? Do they pass

704
00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:18,960
Speaker 2: the pub test? And Shane jennik Akaa cortneyac joining us, sums,

705
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Speaker 2: let's get on down to the jonesy demand of arms

706
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Speaker 2: of the pub test.

707
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Speaker 1: Electric cars? Do they pass the pub test?

708
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Speaker 3: A lot of people claim that it's tough to have.

709
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Speaker 3: It'll be tough to buy an electric car because where

710
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Speaker 3: will I charge it? Well, the federal government is going

711
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Speaker 3: to partner with the private sector to fund fifty thousand

712
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Speaker 3: charging stations in Australian homes and businesses in a bid

713
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Speaker 3: to encourage more people to buy electric vehicles. Other countries

714
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Speaker 3: have things like subsidies, tax incentive sales targets to keep

715
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Speaker 3: the price down for you that's not happening here, but

716
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Speaker 3: this is a start. More than eighty percent of the

717
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Speaker 3: global car market, including Europe and the United States, now

718
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Speaker 3: require new cars to meet minimum emission standards before they're sold.

719
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Speaker 3: How do you feel about an electric car?

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Speaker 2: You know, I I love I love the internal combustion engine.

721
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Speaker 1: I'm a big fan.

722
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Speaker 2: And Harley Davids has got the live Wire, the live

723
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Speaker 2: Wire bike and.

724
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Speaker 3: Is an electric bo that's the electric bike.

725
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Speaker 1: And then I say, take it for a spin. I'm

726
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Speaker 1: like an old guy that's just scared of riding it.

727
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Speaker 1: I go and I always make and I want to

728
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Speaker 1: ride it. I love write, I reckon.

729
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Speaker 2: I've ridden every type of motorcycle in the world except

730
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Speaker 2: for an electric one.

731
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Speaker 1: And I just I don't know what happens to me.

732
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Speaker 1: I always say, oh, there's always something happening. You should

733
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Speaker 1: make it your mission to work on emissions, and I do.

734
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Speaker 1: And you know what, I'm not a pro pure of

735
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Speaker 1: electric technology. It is the future, it's sure, and it's inevitable.

736
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Speaker 2: Cars used to run on steam and coal, you know, petrol,

737
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Speaker 2: fossil fuels will go and the electric car.

738
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Speaker 1: But right now, for me, I just don't know. I

739
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Speaker 1: may am bivol towards the electric car.

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Speaker 3: I'm thinking for my next car of getting an electric car.

741
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Speaker 1: Really, what are you going to get a Tesla get

742
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Speaker 1: at a town?

743
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Speaker 3: It's expensive, aren't they? But there are cheaper ones that

744
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Speaker 3: are coming on the market apparently, you know, is it

745
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Speaker 3: the key? There are going to be cars that are

746
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Speaker 3: going to be available as of next year that electric cars.

747
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Speaker 3: So you don't we always think of Tesla. They don't

748
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Speaker 3: all have to be expensive, high end cars, that's the

749
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Speaker 3: first thing we think of. But no, it's going to happen.

750
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Speaker 3: It is inevitable. How do you feel about it?

751
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Speaker 2: If you on your way to work and you run

752
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Speaker 2: out of electricity, then you stop at your electricity charging station.

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Speaker 1: You're going to have to hang around for a bit, though,

754
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Speaker 1: aren't you?

755
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Speaker 12: Wait?

756
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Speaker 3: Trying to take some thinking, some planning so that that

757
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Speaker 3: doesn't happen. Presumably hopefully you've charged it up overnight, but sometimes,

758
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:31,439
Speaker 3: you know, some morning to you get to charge your phone.

759
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Speaker 3: I think, yeah, we just have to change the way

760
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Speaker 3: we think of it. Rather than looking at the petrol gauge.

761
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Speaker 3: You know, you'd be an idiot, and I've done it

762
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Speaker 3: to have no petrol on your drive to work either.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you'll have to plug yours into your extension call.

764
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Speaker 3: Carry a giant battery. Well, what do you think electric cars?

765
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Speaker 1: I do have a giant battery.

766
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Speaker 3: I know that's what I mean. But you can't drag

767
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Speaker 3: it behind you.

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Speaker 1: So you'd have a trailer with another vettery just.

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Speaker 3: In case electric cars? What do you think do they

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Speaker 3: pass the part?

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Speaker 2: We'd love to hear from you. Thirteen WSFM is our number.

772
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Speaker 2: We'll have that for you at eight o'clock this morning.

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Speaker 2: In the meantime, Shane Jennick has a new book Act

774
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Speaker 2: could court in the Act. He'll be joining us next smation.

775
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Speaker 3: One of my biggest delights hosting Dancing with the Stars

776
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Speaker 3: was being cheeky, naughty and a little bit rude with

777
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Speaker 3: Courtney Act. The producers would often say to us, okay,

778
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Speaker 3: you two, that's enough. Courtney Act, of course, is Australia's

779
00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:27,080
Speaker 3: drag Queen Entertainer. The premier drag Queen Entertainer. Has appeared

780
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Speaker 3: on the first season of Australian Idol, then went on

781
00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:32,399
Speaker 3: to take the world by storm RuPaul's Drag Race UK

782
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:37,600
Speaker 3: Celeb's big brother Shane Jennick, who is the man behind

783
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Speaker 3: Courtney Act has written a new book called court in

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Speaker 3: the Act, and we're thrilled to welcome him to the show.

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Speaker 1: Shane, Hello, Hello, Shay.

786
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Speaker 3: Good morning.

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Speaker 1: How are you both great?

788
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Speaker 3: We are great. And I had the privilege of having

789
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Speaker 3: an early read of your book because you asked me

790
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Speaker 3: to write a quote for it, and it's just so

791
00:36:55,560 --> 00:37:00,800
Speaker 3: so good. It's hilarious, it's raw, it's funny, and I

792
00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:02,879
Speaker 3: don't even know where to begin. But let's cut back

793
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:05,480
Speaker 3: to you as a kid and pretty naive little kid

794
00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:08,319
Speaker 3: doing talent shows with the Veronicas, who were just your

795
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:11,800
Speaker 3: friends in Brisbane. That's true.

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Speaker 9: The Veronicas and I went to the Fame Talent Agency

797
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:19,040
Speaker 9: and theater company in Brisbane where we would learn sort

798
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Speaker 9: of singing, dancing and acting and pantomime. And then one

799
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Speaker 9: day we decided, hey, why don't we go and join

800
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Speaker 9: the talent quest circuit of Brisbane. And I do remember

801
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Speaker 9: we performed what was when my Baby Smiles at Me?

802
00:37:32,719 --> 00:37:36,279
Speaker 9: I go to Rio and I had seen the Kylie Minogue.

803
00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:38,880
Speaker 9: Oh I'm having all these slashbacks the Kylie Minoblave and

804
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:42,759
Speaker 9: intimate concert where her backup dancers who looking back now

805
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:47,640
Speaker 9: were probably extremely gay wore white fringy tassel pants, and

806
00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:49,360
Speaker 9: I just knew I needed a pair of those, so

807
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:52,440
Speaker 9: I wore those. Lisa and Jessica had these like black

808
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:56,080
Speaker 9: cat suits covered in rainbow feather. Boa and I had

809
00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:59,319
Speaker 9: some maraccas and we were seeing wember Bee there, wem

810
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Speaker 9: Ma Bear. I mean, if the signs weren't there, I

811
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Speaker 9: don't know.

812
00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:03,080
Speaker 3: How signs work.

813
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Speaker 1: How old were you at that stage.

814
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Speaker 9: I would have been I'm gonna say fourteen, right.

815
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Speaker 3: But you say that you were slow to get used

816
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Speaker 3: to the idea that you were different to everyone around you, Well.

817
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Speaker 9: I was so on the uptake, I think because there

818
00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:25,600
Speaker 9: just wasn't any I guess visibility is the right word.

819
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Speaker 9: I never saw someone who and when I say looked

820
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Speaker 9: like me, I don't mean. There was lots of pretty,

821
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Speaker 9: glamorous blonde women, but that came later. But there wasn't

822
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Speaker 9: anybody who was really expressing I guess there were no

823
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Speaker 9: guys expressing femininity comfortably. It's probably the way that I

824
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:45,200
Speaker 9: would put it, and so I just always tried to

825
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Speaker 9: be me. Going to fame was a place where I

826
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Speaker 9: could feel comfortable expressing myself. But in the outside world

827
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Speaker 9: and at school, I was kind of learning that boys

828
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:56,080
Speaker 9: were supposed to act a certain way, and so I

829
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Speaker 9: would learn to sort of switch my behavior depending on

830
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Speaker 9: where I was.

831
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Speaker 1: But it was.

832
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Speaker 2: Harmful to your health to be flamboyant, like you're younger

833
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:04,920
Speaker 2: than me. But when I was a kid in the eighties,

834
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Speaker 2: that was the time of gay bashing in Sydney. And

835
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Speaker 2: I was reading this horrible article the other day about

836
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Speaker 2: a police officer who was dragged over the coals by

837
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Speaker 2: his superiors because he arrested a man that was beating

838
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:23,440
Speaker 2: up a gay guy central and the police officer said,

839
00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:26,360
Speaker 2: we don't arrest guy. We don't arrest guys for pufa bashing.

840
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Speaker 2: I couldn't believe this story. This happened in the eighties,

841
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:35,239
Speaker 2: and this guy was like demonized in the police force.

842
00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:37,880
Speaker 2: So this was as recent as the eighties.

843
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Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean, there's even not to bring down the

844
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Speaker 9: morning as a huge inquiry into a whole bunch of deaths.

845
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Speaker 9: I want to say it was over eighty deaths that

846
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Speaker 9: went sort of unclassified by the police because a lot

847
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Speaker 9: of them now in retrospective, turned out to be what

848
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Speaker 9: they call inverted commers pufft bashings. In the eighties and

849
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Speaker 9: nineties in Brisbane that that wasn't so much my fear.

850
00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:07,440
Speaker 9: It was just more, you know, just not fitting in

851
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Speaker 9: like I wasn't like the other boys, and there was

852
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Speaker 9: no other example of what you could be because it

853
00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:14,200
Speaker 9: was this. I think the thing that I realized was

854
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,960
Speaker 9: as I was older, is that it's okay for boys

855
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Speaker 9: to be feminine and it's okay for girls to be masculine,

856
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:23,319
Speaker 9: and however you feel is how you should act. And

857
00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:26,560
Speaker 9: rather than trying to be what other people say you are,

858
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Speaker 9: I think that's a moral for life.

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Speaker 3: Really absolutely, and you don't hold back in what it

860
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Speaker 3: was like for you, excuse me, to be a young

861
00:40:33,239 --> 00:40:37,320
Speaker 3: guy exploring that side of your sexuality. It's pretty descriptive

862
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Speaker 3: of your early coming out.

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Speaker 9: It was, it was, indeed, and I wanted to include descriptions.

864
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Speaker 9: I think you're referring, Amanda, specifically to sex. You've got

865
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Speaker 9: a frog in your throat. It was a prince this morning,

866
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Speaker 9: and I wanted to describe, you know, sex and sexuality

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Speaker 9: and how that manifested.

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Speaker 7: In a.

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Speaker 9: Scintillating, in frank sort of way, because I think so

870
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Speaker 9: often we shy away from the ideas of sex and

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Speaker 9: I just wanted to describe it and think that like,

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Speaker 9: maybe in the describing of it some people might clutch

873
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Speaker 9: their pearls. I probably should have given my mum and

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00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:19,360
Speaker 9: dad a redacted version. In hindsight, they didn't comment on it,

875
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:21,120
Speaker 9: but I imagine it's a bit like stumbling across the

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Speaker 9: child's only fans and you're like, oh, okay, maybe.

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Speaker 1: I didn't need to see that.

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Speaker 3: I also love that. I also love the descriptions of

879
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Speaker 3: the lengths you go to to become Courtney. There's a

880
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:31,640
Speaker 3: lot of tape involved.

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Speaker 9: There's a lot of tape, several kinds of adhesive. I

882
00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:38,160
Speaker 9: was actually thinking this morning that I might do a

883
00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:40,439
Speaker 9: little gag where I was just sitting here in a wig,

884
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:44,080
Speaker 9: lipstick and sunglasses, and then I thought, it is the radio,

885
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Speaker 9: and I know that's a visual component, but really only

886
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:48,200
Speaker 9: you two would get the gag, and everybody driving to

887
00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:49,960
Speaker 9: work would be like, what's going on?

888
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:52,240
Speaker 1: You look good? You look great?

889
00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:56,000
Speaker 3: Do you I feel great? Have Do you ever get

890
00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:59,239
Speaker 3: confused as to where you end and Courtney begins? Are

891
00:41:59,280 --> 00:41:59,920
Speaker 3: they two distinct?

892
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:03,439
Speaker 9: Well, it's interesting because I think of Courtney and Shane

893
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:06,319
Speaker 9: as two ends of the one stick. But for a

894
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:09,839
Speaker 9: long time, I thought of Courtney as a job and

895
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:12,879
Speaker 9: Shane as me. But what I realized over the years

896
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:16,120
Speaker 9: was Courtney was a place where I could Interestingly, it

897
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:18,879
Speaker 9: was more socially acceptable for me to be a guy

898
00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:22,080
Speaker 9: and wear women's clothes and be feminine than it was

899
00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:25,360
Speaker 9: just for me to be a guy an act feminine,

900
00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:28,399
Speaker 9: and so Courtney sort of was a compartmentalization of all

901
00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:30,480
Speaker 9: of that. But as I've gotten older and more comfortable

902
00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:33,400
Speaker 9: with my identity, I'm like, ah, I can just be me.

903
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:36,800
Speaker 9: But then Courtney still remains because I love sequence, and

904
00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:39,200
Speaker 9: I love glamour, and I love performing and being on stage.

905
00:42:39,239 --> 00:42:41,720
Speaker 2: I was, and your references in the book in UK

906
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:46,640
Speaker 2: Big Brother, you lost your skirt as Courtney and everything

907
00:42:46,719 --> 00:42:50,400
Speaker 2: was on display. So how would have Shane handled that,

908
00:42:50,440 --> 00:42:54,480
Speaker 2: because it would that be more mortifying than if Courtney.

909
00:42:56,360 --> 00:42:59,920
Speaker 9: Yes, so everything was on display, But as Amanda previously meant,

910
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:05,640
Speaker 9: there is some tape involved in the downstairs department. I

911
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:11,320
Speaker 9: have mummies features and Daddy's fixtures, but in that instance

912
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,640
Speaker 9: I had been to the plumbing supply shop and gotten

913
00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:18,080
Speaker 9: some tape to ensure that everything sort of looked maybe

914
00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:22,160
Speaker 9: like vac impact chicken breast that you might have slipper market.

915
00:43:23,080 --> 00:43:26,359
Speaker 9: Unfortunately the publisher, Now I help me with this. In

916
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:29,080
Speaker 9: the book, there is a photo of me losing my skirt,

917
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:33,160
Speaker 9: but the publisher has pixelated look worse.

918
00:43:33,239 --> 00:43:36,640
Speaker 3: So you imagine that you're seeing everything, Yeah, exactly, but

919
00:43:36,719 --> 00:43:37,240
Speaker 3: you weren't.

920
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:39,040
Speaker 9: You were just seeing the vacuumpact chicken.

921
00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:40,359
Speaker 1: I think had my.

922
00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:45,960
Speaker 9: Clothing fallen off as Shane and my genitals were exposed

923
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:49,720
Speaker 9: to the world. Oh gosh, I mean, Jones, do you

924
00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:54,120
Speaker 9: know what it's like. Sometimes it can look better, sometimes

925
00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:55,080
Speaker 9: it doesn't look as good.

926
00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:56,200
Speaker 1: And you as you're.

927
00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:58,600
Speaker 9: Always kind of as that guy thing, isn't it You

928
00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:00,880
Speaker 9: always wanted to look its best. Think that would have happened.

929
00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:02,800
Speaker 9: It probably wouldn't have looked at SPA and I probably

930
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:05,120
Speaker 9: would have started an only fans just to prove and

931
00:44:05,239 --> 00:44:06,560
Speaker 9: validate my own self.

932
00:44:06,719 --> 00:44:09,160
Speaker 2: I did that crazy real form Monty thing, and just

933
00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:12,840
Speaker 2: before we went on stage and all the other fellas

934
00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:15,759
Speaker 2: there so for Jet Kenny all that our hair is

935
00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:19,280
Speaker 2: retracted into itself, and I said, what the it's actually

936
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:23,320
Speaker 2: got and like I think I'm average, but it actually

937
00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:27,080
Speaker 2: it turtled into itself and I said, I said, well

938
00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:28,200
Speaker 2: why But jet.

939
00:44:28,239 --> 00:44:29,560
Speaker 1: Kenny seemed to be not worried.

940
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:34,480
Speaker 2: Why is the man that's most Kenny, Yeah, genetically blessed

941
00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:35,160
Speaker 2: of all of us?

942
00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:38,440
Speaker 1: Why is he fully you know? There and then we're

943
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:41,560
Speaker 1: all you know and from.

944
00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:45,200
Speaker 9: The brands or Lisa. Oh wait, that comes out wrong.

945
00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:47,759
Speaker 9: It didn't come out wrong.

946
00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:49,920
Speaker 2: It's always great to talk to you. Caught in the

947
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:52,000
Speaker 2: Act is in all good bookstores today.

948
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:55,040
Speaker 3: It's a fabulous read, it really is. It's wonderful.

949
00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:56,200
Speaker 1: Thank you for your amander.

950
00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:59,480
Speaker 3: I really appreciate you again here I said, chock full

951
00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:02,640
Speaker 3: of hilario, honesty and wisdom. This is a classic tale

952
00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:05,680
Speaker 3: of a search for identity with masking tape, spice girls

953
00:45:05,719 --> 00:45:08,239
Speaker 3: and Rue Paul. It's all that at all. It's so

954
00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:08,920
Speaker 3: nice to talk.

955
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:12,759
Speaker 1: To you, I said, nice to see Thank you. Have

956
00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:13,279
Speaker 1: a good day.

957
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:20,640
Speaker 7: See us comcastland.

958
00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:20,759
Speaker 6: Right now.

959
00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:26,520
Speaker 9: Pray now, go your windows, your head on a yell.

960
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:32,480
Speaker 2: Down to the Jonty no matter arms for the pub

961
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:34,480
Speaker 2: test electric carts.

962
00:45:34,719 --> 00:45:36,080
Speaker 1: Do they pass the pub test?

963
00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:38,240
Speaker 3: This is on the back of the federal government partnering

964
00:45:38,239 --> 00:45:41,640
Speaker 3: with the private sector to fund fifty thousand charging stations

965
00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:44,600
Speaker 3: in Australian homes and workplaces. In a bit to encourage

966
00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:48,640
Speaker 3: more people to buy electric vehicles. Other countries have subsidies,

967
00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:52,080
Speaker 3: tax incentive, sales targets, minimum fuel emission standards, et cetera

968
00:45:52,719 --> 00:45:55,359
Speaker 3: to make this easier too. But that's not happening here.

969
00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:57,880
Speaker 3: But more than eighty percent of the global car market,

970
00:45:57,880 --> 00:46:00,399
Speaker 3: including Europe and the United States, now require you cars

971
00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:03,040
Speaker 3: to meet minimum emission standards before they can be sold.

972
00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:06,440
Speaker 3: So this is going to happen. The cars will get better,

973
00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:10,480
Speaker 3: they will get more efficient, charging will be easier. But

974
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:13,440
Speaker 3: we're asking you electric cars, do they pass the pub test?

975
00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:17,160
Speaker 6: They will not catch on in Australia. Friend of mine

976
00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:17,920
Speaker 6: has one to.

977
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,680
Speaker 10: Go to Melbourne. He has to stop at Wolga overnight

978
00:46:20,719 --> 00:46:23,279
Speaker 10: to charge the vehicles to go there and back.

979
00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:26,239
Speaker 6: It takes four days from Sydney to Melbourne and back.

980
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:32,480
Speaker 10: At all the commercial Joe right, Harley, get on with it.

981
00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:38,239
Speaker 11: They do at traus and you'll take it lastly up

982
00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:38,919
Speaker 11: for true week.

983
00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:40,319
Speaker 6: Absolutely love it.

984
00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:42,359
Speaker 10: I think they're a little bit of a short term

985
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:44,760
Speaker 10: pigs and it's going to be the hydrogen cell because

986
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:47,680
Speaker 10: you'll imagine if we had four million cars in Sydney

987
00:46:47,719 --> 00:46:49,760
Speaker 10: and we plug a minute night, we won't be watching

988
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:51,640
Speaker 10: the living room on a Friday night.

989
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:54,799
Speaker 1: Well that black airt Yeah, honey, Amanda's on the TV.

990
00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:57,160
Speaker 1: I can't watch it because we're charging.

991
00:46:56,880 --> 00:46:57,719
Speaker 10: Up the car.

992
00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:02,520
Speaker 3: We're going to make are doing more efficient surely, surely,

993
00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:05,840
Speaker 3: and for everyone's saying that, well, eventually it'll be cheaper

994
00:47:05,840 --> 00:47:06,440
Speaker 3: to go electric.

995
00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:07,960
Speaker 2: I'm going to ride a live while I'm going to

996
00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:09,280
Speaker 2: ride one of those electricie.

997
00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:10,560
Speaker 3: Sure I'd like to know what you're saying.

998
00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:17,480
Speaker 2: I'm not going to be a big scaredy pants.

999
00:47:18,120 --> 00:47:21,000
Speaker 3: It should be the MIC's open walk to song right

1000
00:47:21,719 --> 00:47:22,280
Speaker 3: good laws.

1001
00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:25,759
Speaker 2: He used to do that, yeah, before he retired, and

1002
00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:27,640
Speaker 2: he played his own so tired.

1003
00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:30,040
Speaker 1: Tell me SFM.

1004
00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:32,839
Speaker 2: Hello, it's Jonesy about an apologies telling you know, because

1005
00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:33,359
Speaker 2: I hate that.

1006
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:35,680
Speaker 1: That's my pet hate. I just you know what it was.

1007
00:47:36,160 --> 00:47:39,840
Speaker 2: I was distracted by my English I'm doing my English

1008
00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:44,400
Speaker 2: exam for the HC from Jack is doing his HSC today.

1009
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:46,640
Speaker 1: And I wanted to get into the mind of an

1010
00:47:46,719 --> 00:47:47,800
Speaker 1: eighteen years interesting.

1011
00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:49,960
Speaker 3: I've just been fielding text a whole lot of us

1012
00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:51,800
Speaker 3: and mothers are saying, oh good luck to the blue

1013
00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:54,640
Speaker 3: who's more nervous than or us. And I've texted Jack Jack,

1014
00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:56,399
Speaker 3: would it kill you to text back and say thank

1015
00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:57,239
Speaker 3: you for doing His.

1016
00:47:57,280 --> 00:48:00,759
Speaker 1: Exams doesn't start yet, yeah, but still so I'm doing

1017
00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:01,600
Speaker 1: the English Standard.

1018
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,279
Speaker 2: This is last year's one, and I remember rightly when

1019
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:07,439
Speaker 2: I did my AHS, I did very well.

1020
00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:09,480
Speaker 1: So the question one.

1021
00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:10,600
Speaker 3: His papers just triggered me.

1022
00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:16,680
Speaker 2: Text one feature article extract explain. The feature article extract

1023
00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:18,319
Speaker 2: encourages us to view the world.

1024
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:19,200
Speaker 1: And I've answered this.

1025
00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:20,919
Speaker 3: Well, see what happens is they give you the.

1026
00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:23,840
Speaker 1: World as through the eyes of a child, because they.

1027
00:48:23,719 --> 00:48:26,000
Speaker 3: Give you a text instantly that you've got to look at.

1028
00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:29,080
Speaker 1: Is that Ryan, Yeah, and I've read that, and yeah,

1029
00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:31,840
Speaker 1: that's what's your answer? I said, to view the world

1030
00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:33,399
Speaker 1: through the eyes of a child.

1031
00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:35,240
Speaker 3: The company pages are there for your answer.

1032
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:36,480
Speaker 1: So that's that's the problem.

1033
00:48:36,560 --> 00:48:40,040
Speaker 3: That's all just four pages for the answer.

1034
00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:40,600
Speaker 1: Marking.

1035
00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:42,840
Speaker 2: This is going to think, Thank god, someone that's brief,

1036
00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:44,240
Speaker 2: good brevity.

1037
00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:45,560
Speaker 1: I can get down at the pub.

1038
00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:48,160
Speaker 3: Look at this one. This is last year's paper. Two

1039
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:51,280
Speaker 3: modules you'd have liked, You should have done your HSC

1040
00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:55,560
Speaker 3: last year. You get to you get to watch the castle.

1041
00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:57,480
Speaker 3: The film being analyzed is the castle.

1042
00:48:57,600 --> 00:48:58,920
Speaker 1: What's the question about the castle?

1043
00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:05,920
Speaker 3: Let's have a look here. Attempt one question, demonstrate understanding

1044
00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:09,600
Speaker 3: the tedator. I can't even understand the questions.

1045
00:49:09,680 --> 00:49:10,320
Speaker 1: What's the question?

1046
00:49:11,239 --> 00:49:12,200
Speaker 3: Is there? Is there one?

1047
00:49:13,320 --> 00:49:13,600
Speaker 1: PM?

1048
00:49:13,640 --> 00:49:19,800
Speaker 3: That's the problem. I can't even understand the question. In response,

1049
00:49:20,440 --> 00:49:21,080
Speaker 3: Oh no.

1050
00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:23,960
Speaker 2: I don't know what what?

1051
00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:27,359
Speaker 3: What? Look? How about Peter? We are the Truman Show.

1052
00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:29,799
Speaker 3: Here's the question from that? In what way does the

1053
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:34,240
Speaker 3: Truman Show invite questions about resistance and acceptance? In your response,

1054
00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:37,600
Speaker 3: make close reference to your prescribed text. Was a Truman

1055
00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:39,239
Speaker 3: Show about resistance and acceptance?

1056
00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:40,879
Speaker 11: Yeah?

1057
00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:47,800
Speaker 3: Because he was resisting then accepting. Wow? In what ways

1058
00:49:47,840 --> 00:49:51,480
Speaker 3: does a Midsummer Night's Dream invite questions about conflict and reconciliation?

1059
00:49:52,520 --> 00:49:54,520
Speaker 1: Do I have any questions about? Due? Where's my car?

1060
00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:55,560
Speaker 3: Let's have a look.

1061
00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:58,000
Speaker 2: Let's have a look, because in the end they find

1062
00:49:58,040 --> 00:50:01,239
Speaker 2: the carce there you go.

1063
00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:03,399
Speaker 1: Hang your hat on that kid.

1064
00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:06,239
Speaker 3: Good luck. As I said earlier, the fact that you

1065
00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:09,560
Speaker 3: guys are just showing up bizarrely wearing masks to your HC.

1066
00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:11,439
Speaker 3: Who would have thought a few years ago we'd be here.

1067
00:50:11,719 --> 00:50:14,080
Speaker 3: But the fact you've made it this far, Well done everybody,

1068
00:50:14,080 --> 00:50:14,640
Speaker 3: and good luck.

1069
00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:17,960
Speaker 5: Jonesy and Amanda Germ podcast.

1070
00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:19,640
Speaker 1: Wake.

1071
00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:24,160
Speaker 2: I don't feel like working today, Can I just stay

1072
00:50:24,160 --> 00:50:25,880
Speaker 2: in bed all right?

1073
00:50:25,920 --> 00:50:29,760
Speaker 3: Brendan, time for you to excuse the punt face the music.

1074
00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:34,840
Speaker 3: On this show yesterday, your honor, we were discussing the

1075
00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:38,360
Speaker 3: new Abba album Voyage, and you wanted these words.

1076
00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:45,560
Speaker 1: It's lazy, lazy, lazy lazy. They could have done this that.

1077
00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:48,000
Speaker 1: They are a band who are full of great songwriters.

1078
00:50:48,120 --> 00:50:50,440
Speaker 2: They should have done this twenty years ago instead of

1079
00:50:50,719 --> 00:50:52,719
Speaker 2: at a last minute grab for cash because.

1080
00:50:52,480 --> 00:50:53,520
Speaker 1: They're becoming irrelevant.

1081
00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:56,640
Speaker 3: There are a couple of songs you.

1082
00:50:56,680 --> 00:50:59,000
Speaker 1: Like to double down. They also put a Christmas track

1083
00:50:59,040 --> 00:50:59,840
Speaker 1: on the album.

1084
00:50:59,600 --> 00:51:01,480
Speaker 3: That wasn't so great, But you like this one. Keep

1085
00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:02,160
Speaker 3: an eye on Dan.

1086
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:11,640
Speaker 2: He gets it's slim pickens.

1087
00:51:11,640 --> 00:51:14,239
Speaker 3: I know well I like this one very much. And

1088
00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:19,200
Speaker 3: you did too, no doubt about it. See you've roven,

1089
00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:20,080
Speaker 3: You've grooven along.

1090
00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:22,440
Speaker 1: If it was nineteen eighty three, i'd like this.

1091
00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:26,640
Speaker 3: You know you've upset a number of musical armies in

1092
00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:28,600
Speaker 3: your time. Remember when you upset the Kiss Army?

1093
00:51:28,719 --> 00:51:30,400
Speaker 1: Yes, I do remember what happened.

1094
00:51:30,880 --> 00:51:33,120
Speaker 2: They sent a few envoys to the radio station. I

1095
00:51:33,120 --> 00:51:35,439
Speaker 2: was were here in boys, yeah, well, dressed as kiss one,

1096
00:51:35,600 --> 00:51:36,840
Speaker 2: dressed to ace freely.

1097
00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:39,239
Speaker 1: But you like kiss so I love it. I said

1098
00:51:39,239 --> 00:51:40,239
Speaker 1: something about the Kiss Army.

1099
00:51:40,239 --> 00:51:44,280
Speaker 2: I can't quite remember, something about being widows and strange. Anyway,

1100
00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:46,560
Speaker 2: they said a guy I dressed as Ace Freely who

1101
00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:50,040
Speaker 2: was a widow and strange, and he presented me with

1102
00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:52,240
Speaker 2: a note that said, don't f with the Kiss Army.

1103
00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:54,960
Speaker 2: And then the curious thing was, I was working at

1104
00:51:55,320 --> 00:51:58,160
Speaker 2: Brisbane in the city and I watched him walk out

1105
00:51:58,160 --> 00:52:01,239
Speaker 2: the door and then he just disappeared into magic. Yeah,

1106
00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:04,040
Speaker 2: but he's just like a guy was dressed as a Freely.

1107
00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:06,040
Speaker 2: And then they sent a Gene Simmons guy along and

1108
00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:08,320
Speaker 2: he's talked about the tour that was supposed to be

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00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:10,440
Speaker 2: coming in nineteen ninety nine that never eventuated.

1110
00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:13,600
Speaker 3: You've also upset the Selene not only widows, but they

1111
00:52:13,600 --> 00:52:17,000
Speaker 3: were wrong. You've upset the Celine Dion Army. But fair

1112
00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:19,080
Speaker 3: enough because when she wore that backwards jacket, a lot

1113
00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:21,080
Speaker 3: of us critical.

1114
00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:23,279
Speaker 1: You don't want to upset the slip slipknot of army.

1115
00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:26,040
Speaker 3: Okay, you've upset the share Army. Remember when you told

1116
00:52:26,040 --> 00:52:28,239
Speaker 3: me you're on air? Was it Musclebrook one of your

1117
00:52:28,239 --> 00:52:31,840
Speaker 3: first radio gigs and Gartha first radio gig? And you

1118
00:52:31,880 --> 00:52:37,879
Speaker 3: said that share had aids with no information nothing. Let's

1119
00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:38,719
Speaker 3: get back to this.

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Speaker 1: What she doesn't she's she's fuck Why would you say?

1121
00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:46,480
Speaker 3: Why would you make it?

1122
00:52:46,600 --> 00:52:49,880
Speaker 1: I know I deserve back an answer. Society A.

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00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:57,239
Speaker 3: Well, people won't stand for your spurious opinions of the

1124
00:52:57,239 --> 00:53:00,600
Speaker 3: abber people. He's what the abber army has said. Well, actually,

1125
00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:03,759
Speaker 3: some people are okay this one, Yep, no doubt about it.

1126
00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:05,960
Speaker 3: It sounds good. Maybe the other songs will grow on us.

1127
00:53:06,960 --> 00:53:09,799
Speaker 3: I love Abba, but that was horrendous. The older they get,

1128
00:53:09,840 --> 00:53:12,960
Speaker 3: the better they sound now. Shaniah Brown has said, I

1129
00:53:13,040 --> 00:53:16,080
Speaker 3: normally laugh at Jonesy's winging, but I couldn't stand hearing

1130
00:53:16,160 --> 00:53:19,279
Speaker 3: him bag Abba like that. They're legends, and I for one,

1131
00:53:19,360 --> 00:53:22,319
Speaker 3: am ecstatic that they're releasing new music now and not

1132
00:53:22,360 --> 00:53:24,720
Speaker 3: twenty years ago like you think they should have. Shame

1133
00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:27,080
Speaker 3: on you, Jonesy. If Abba could hear a silly radio

1134
00:53:27,160 --> 00:53:28,919
Speaker 3: house like you talk about them like that, they'd laugh

1135
00:53:28,960 --> 00:53:31,920
Speaker 3: in your face. You disgust me. You will never achieve

1136
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:34,160
Speaker 3: even an inch of the success they have. You're a

1137
00:53:34,239 --> 00:53:35,080
Speaker 3: jealous rat.

1138
00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:40,080
Speaker 1: Oh well, well, but I think proportions is if you

1139
00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:42,480
Speaker 1: put me next to Abba. As far as the success

1140
00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:44,880
Speaker 1: in our careers. We'd be I think we'd be on parth.

1141
00:53:47,719 --> 00:53:50,040
Speaker 2: If Abba was doing a radio show and I was

1142
00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:52,520
Speaker 2: doing or if I was a singer, I wouldn't have

1143
00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:55,239
Speaker 2: given up for as long as they have well and

1144
00:53:55,360 --> 00:53:56,560
Speaker 2: come back at the last minute.

1145
00:53:56,640 --> 00:53:59,680
Speaker 3: Well, someone here has said Musical Theater Fan twelve, I

1146
00:53:59,719 --> 00:54:02,399
Speaker 3: can't believe Joneses hate towards Abba. You're out of line.

1147
00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:04,120
Speaker 3: Jonesy a man to give him a smack behind the

1148
00:54:04,200 --> 00:54:07,840
Speaker 3: years on behalf of all of us, right, you're jealous, right,

1149
00:54:08,160 --> 00:54:10,840
Speaker 3: and you've just said that you're as successful as Abba.

1150
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:15,960
Speaker 2: I'm kid John Lennon and Beetles with the Jesus thing.

1151
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:18,160
Speaker 2: I'm just saying proportionally. I've been in this job since

1152
00:54:18,200 --> 00:54:20,879
Speaker 2: nineteen ninety gamefully employed the whole time. I've made good

1153
00:54:20,880 --> 00:54:23,439
Speaker 2: money out of it, and I haven't stopped for twenty years.

1154
00:54:23,480 --> 00:54:26,359
Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying. Musicians have to work to make

1155
00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:26,960
Speaker 1: their money.

1156
00:54:27,760 --> 00:54:29,319
Speaker 3: They've got buckets of money.

1157
00:54:29,360 --> 00:54:32,360
Speaker 1: It's not about the money. It's come back about being relevant.

1158
00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:34,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, but they've come back because they want to. They

1159
00:54:34,520 --> 00:54:35,880
Speaker 3: want to feel the music again.

1160
00:54:36,120 --> 00:54:38,720
Speaker 2: But if I was spend their manager, I would have said, guys,

1161
00:54:38,960 --> 00:54:41,399
Speaker 2: let's get out of the yurt and record a song.

1162
00:54:41,600 --> 00:54:48,600
Speaker 3: Now these songs have gone number one of course. Wow. Well,

1163
00:54:48,640 --> 00:54:50,359
Speaker 3: if you if you're in the Abba Army and you're

1164
00:54:50,360 --> 00:54:53,439
Speaker 3: listening or the Share Army, you're still furious, please feel

1165
00:54:53,480 --> 00:54:55,920
Speaker 3: free to correspond with Brendan Jones.

1166
00:54:55,920 --> 00:54:58,200
Speaker 1: Everyone in the slipknot army, though, you guys are.

1167
00:54:58,160 --> 00:55:02,880
Speaker 3: Stand back again. I've got some local news.

1168
00:55:03,040 --> 00:55:04,479
Speaker 1: Oh we're where from.

1169
00:55:04,560 --> 00:55:07,600
Speaker 3: Well, it's not from our country. It's from another country.

1170
00:55:07,680 --> 00:55:09,320
Speaker 3: It's from India, India.

1171
00:55:11,120 --> 00:55:16,720
Speaker 2: Local news happening now in India.

1172
00:55:17,480 --> 00:55:19,080
Speaker 3: I knew you'd do it. That's why I didn't want

1173
00:55:19,080 --> 00:55:23,759
Speaker 3: to give you warning. Dwali is a five day festival

1174
00:55:23,840 --> 00:55:28,000
Speaker 3: of light celebrated by millions of Hindus, Sikhs and Jane's.

1175
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:30,279
Speaker 3: I haven't seen this word before, Ji n s Jane,

1176
00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:34,240
Speaker 3: don't pronounce that. Across the world. It coincides with harvest

1177
00:55:34,239 --> 00:55:36,640
Speaker 3: and New Year celebrations. It's a festival of a new beginnings,

1178
00:55:36,680 --> 00:55:41,160
Speaker 3: triumph of good over evil, light over darkness. So it's celebrated.

1179
00:55:41,200 --> 00:55:42,000
Speaker 1: Blah blah.

1180
00:55:42,040 --> 00:55:45,000
Speaker 3: Well, am I sounding dismissive. I don't mean to, but

1181
00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:50,480
Speaker 3: it's a huge celebration. Scott Morrison joined in the celebrations.

1182
00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:53,840
Speaker 3: He posted a picture of himself making a Kerala prawn curry,

1183
00:55:54,160 --> 00:55:57,120
Speaker 3: coconut chicken curry and a potato sag Yah.

1184
00:55:57,280 --> 00:55:59,239
Speaker 1: What's a sag so like.

1185
00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:01,560
Speaker 3: A potato curry?

1186
00:56:02,160 --> 00:56:03,080
Speaker 1: I've had it before?

1187
00:56:03,160 --> 00:56:06,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, me too, and it's delicious. People, of course, gave

1188
00:56:06,040 --> 00:56:08,280
Speaker 3: him a hard time, saying you've lost touch with reality

1189
00:56:08,280 --> 00:56:11,280
Speaker 3: and it's a lazy attempt at saying forget climate crisis.

1190
00:56:11,320 --> 00:56:12,680
Speaker 3: Look over here, I'm making a curry.

1191
00:56:12,719 --> 00:56:14,400
Speaker 1: Why don't you record an Abba song instead?

1192
00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:18,800
Speaker 3: Ah? He might wish that he'd taken part in this festival.

1193
00:56:19,080 --> 00:56:24,560
Speaker 3: An Indian festival in Guma Tarpura in India have an

1194
00:56:24,640 --> 00:56:27,560
Speaker 3: annual festival during Dwali where they pelt each other with

1195
00:56:27,719 --> 00:56:30,560
Speaker 3: cow manure. This is part of the village's of local

1196
00:56:30,680 --> 00:56:34,760
Speaker 3: ritual to mark the end of Duwali. So they start

1197
00:56:34,760 --> 00:56:37,840
Speaker 3: on a Saturday afternoon collecting quotes the ammunition from the

1198
00:56:37,880 --> 00:56:41,279
Speaker 3: cow owning homes in the village. The manure is brought

1199
00:56:41,280 --> 00:56:44,520
Speaker 3: to the local temple on tractor trolleys. A priest performs

1200
00:56:44,520 --> 00:56:47,920
Speaker 3: a blessing of the manure and then men and boys

1201
00:56:48,040 --> 00:56:50,880
Speaker 3: wade in and prepare their weapons for the battle ahead.

1202
00:56:51,680 --> 00:56:53,560
Speaker 3: They just throw at each other. Apparently if they say,

1203
00:56:53,600 --> 00:56:57,359
Speaker 3: if you have a disease, this will cure you. That's

1204
00:56:57,440 --> 00:57:02,160
Speaker 3: if your disease is a fear of hygiene. The prime

1205
00:57:02,200 --> 00:57:08,040
Speaker 3: Minister's party, his name is Prime Minister Moody. His party

1206
00:57:08,040 --> 00:57:10,839
Speaker 3: has touted the use of cow urine to prevent and

1207
00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:13,960
Speaker 3: cure COVID and other ailments without any scientific basis.

1208
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:16,240
Speaker 1: Let's just say, do they throw that around as well?

1209
00:57:16,280 --> 00:57:18,240
Speaker 3: They say, well, why don't you drink it? But let's

1210
00:57:18,240 --> 00:57:20,480
Speaker 3: not do that. But his government is also looking to

1211
00:57:20,560 --> 00:57:26,720
Speaker 3: encourage the production of toothpaste, shampoos and mosquito repellents from cowpoo.

1212
00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:31,040
Speaker 1: It won't happen overnight, like you've just stepped out of

1213
00:57:31,080 --> 00:57:34,760
Speaker 1: a salon. So does do that?

1214
00:57:34,920 --> 00:57:37,200
Speaker 3: Now that we're open for travel, why don't you head

1215
00:57:37,240 --> 00:57:41,000
Speaker 3: to Gumatapura next year and fling the dung around?

1216
00:57:41,720 --> 00:57:45,960
Speaker 1: Oh like Scott Morison, go to parliaments happening now in India.

1217
00:57:58,960 --> 00:58:01,439
Speaker 3: We have a hotline number nine oh six one seven

1218
00:58:01,560 --> 00:58:02,479
Speaker 3: nine eight four.

1219
00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:03,520
Speaker 1: What have we got?

1220
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:04,120
Speaker 3: Well?

1221
00:58:04,120 --> 00:58:07,120
Speaker 7: It gets my gooley is when you're growing a beautiful

1222
00:58:07,200 --> 00:58:11,320
Speaker 7: rose bush and it finally there's one rose and someone

1223
00:58:11,360 --> 00:58:13,680
Speaker 7: comes find a dog walk and cuts off the roads

1224
00:58:13,720 --> 00:58:16,440
Speaker 7: and takes it to themselves. That gets my golly.

1225
00:58:16,600 --> 00:58:18,880
Speaker 3: That's bad. Can't do that, you know what I occasionally do,

1226
00:58:18,920 --> 00:58:21,840
Speaker 3: and my husband hates it. If we're walking back and

1227
00:58:21,920 --> 00:58:24,400
Speaker 3: some of the local just on the street, those trees

1228
00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:27,240
Speaker 3: are beautiful bottlebrush trees or in a flower, I might rip

1229
00:58:27,280 --> 00:58:30,120
Speaker 3: some of those. You get cuts. I just rip them,

1230
00:58:30,480 --> 00:58:32,000
Speaker 3: I know, and I look like an old lady carrying

1231
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:34,720
Speaker 3: a cutting. But I only do it if there's a

1232
00:58:34,760 --> 00:58:37,240
Speaker 3: lot of them and it's public property. There's a lot

1233
00:58:37,280 --> 00:58:37,600
Speaker 3: of cave.

1234
00:58:37,840 --> 00:58:38,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot to do it.

1235
00:58:38,840 --> 00:58:40,320
Speaker 3: In a private garden, no no.

1236
00:58:40,120 --> 00:58:42,280
Speaker 1: No no. If there's a lot of stuff there, you

1237
00:58:42,320 --> 00:58:42,919
Speaker 1: can take them.

1238
00:58:43,200 --> 00:58:45,200
Speaker 3: It's like anything not in a private garden.

1239
00:58:45,360 --> 00:58:46,440
Speaker 1: Not in a private garden.

1240
00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:48,760
Speaker 3: Okay, they're the rules, that's the rules. What else.

1241
00:58:49,520 --> 00:58:52,720
Speaker 12: So it's really hard for me to get my gooley is.

1242
00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:55,480
Speaker 12: But something that does is when you haven't heard from

1243
00:58:55,480 --> 00:58:57,960
Speaker 12: someone in a long time and they send your mess

1244
00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:00,280
Speaker 12: you and they say, hey, how are you going been

1245
00:59:00,280 --> 00:59:03,360
Speaker 12: thinking of you? And so you're like wow, great, you

1246
00:59:03,400 --> 00:59:06,000
Speaker 12: send a text message back, but then you don't hear

1247
00:59:06,040 --> 00:59:10,600
Speaker 12: from them. It's like oh okay, no reply, Like it's

1248
00:59:10,680 --> 00:59:11,840
Speaker 12: my gullies a little.

1249
00:59:11,600 --> 00:59:14,560
Speaker 3: Bit, Brendan, you do this to me on the weekend.

1250
00:59:14,600 --> 00:59:16,320
Speaker 3: We text on the weekend to see how you're going.

1251
00:59:16,600 --> 00:59:18,960
Speaker 3: This is your trick. You text and say Hi, how

1252
00:59:18,960 --> 00:59:21,640
Speaker 3: are you going this morning? And I text back, great,

1253
00:59:21,680 --> 00:59:24,040
Speaker 3: I've been for a walk, how about you? And I

1254
00:59:24,080 --> 00:59:26,560
Speaker 3: don't hear from you for the rest of the day. True,

1255
00:59:26,640 --> 00:59:30,080
Speaker 3: you text before you head out somewhere, and don't I mean,

1256
00:59:30,440 --> 00:59:32,840
Speaker 3: I could have said my head fell off during the night.

1257
00:59:32,960 --> 00:59:35,160
Speaker 3: And it's not about the answer. You're just checking in

1258
00:59:35,200 --> 00:59:36,440
Speaker 3: to say, look, I've texted you.

1259
00:59:36,560 --> 00:59:36,760
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1260
00:59:36,800 --> 00:59:38,600
Speaker 2: But if I'm going out in the surfer something like

1261
00:59:38,600 --> 00:59:40,200
Speaker 2: that and I'm standing there in my wetsuit, I'm ready

1262
00:59:40,200 --> 00:59:42,480
Speaker 2: to go, I can't stand their way text.

1263
00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:43,040
Speaker 3: Back straight away?

1264
00:59:43,560 --> 00:59:44,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, text.

1265
00:59:44,240 --> 00:59:47,760
Speaker 3: I always text back straight away. Come on, let's not fight,

1266
00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:48,400
Speaker 3: no way.

1267
00:59:48,520 --> 00:59:49,960
Speaker 2: And I don't want to like do a weir in

1268
00:59:49,960 --> 00:59:51,920
Speaker 2: my wetsuit in the dry so I've got to get

1269
00:59:51,920 --> 00:59:52,680
Speaker 2: into the water.

1270
00:59:52,760 --> 00:59:54,360
Speaker 3: Well, don't you text before you leave home?

1271
00:59:55,800 --> 00:59:59,080
Speaker 1: Because that makes no sense. I got stuff to do.

1272
00:59:59,200 --> 00:59:59,760
Speaker 3: Of course you do.

1273
01:00:00,440 --> 01:00:02,240
Speaker 2: Of course you did with the bad with the goodie

1274
01:00:02,240 --> 01:00:04,400
Speaker 2: you dip Dad doesn't make you can always tech email

1275
01:00:04,480 --> 01:00:05,840
Speaker 2: us time texts.

1276
01:00:06,080 --> 01:00:08,439
Speaker 1: We won't get back to you nine oh six one seven,

1277
01:00:08,520 --> 01:00:12,160
Speaker 1: nine eighty four. It's three tonight, a.

1278
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Speaker 3: Jimmy jam This is for Jane and Jimmy Barnes's new

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Speaker 3: A woman went viral she asked for a double dark

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Speaker 3: tan on the night before her wedding. She looked like

1288
01:00:37,400 --> 01:00:40,520
Speaker 3: she'd rolled in mud tribal drumas beating for tales of

1289
01:00:40,560 --> 01:00:45,600
Speaker 3: the spray tan Bomberdi. He's Katie from Cronulla.

1290
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Speaker 11: Had an old boyfriend long long time ago, and I

1291
01:00:49,720 --> 01:00:51,160
Speaker 11: had to go to work. He stayed home.

1292
01:00:51,200 --> 01:00:51,640
Speaker 5: He was sick.

1293
01:00:51,720 --> 01:00:53,840
Speaker 11: I think anyway, I came home from work and I

1294
01:00:53,840 --> 01:00:56,160
Speaker 11: could smell fake tan and I thought, I haven't used

1295
01:00:56,160 --> 01:00:58,800
Speaker 11: fake dan in such a long time. I was going

1296
01:00:58,840 --> 01:01:01,600
Speaker 11: why can I smell for driving me crazy. And I said, well,

1297
01:01:01,600 --> 01:01:03,320
Speaker 11: what have you done if you use fake tan or something?

1298
01:01:03,320 --> 01:01:04,480
Speaker 11: He went, no, no, I don't know what you mean.

1299
01:01:04,480 --> 01:01:07,160
Speaker 11: I don't know what's fake hands. So anyway, I said,

1300
01:01:07,320 --> 01:01:08,920
Speaker 11: I can smell it. Let me sell your hand. And

1301
01:01:08,960 --> 01:01:10,959
Speaker 11: I could smell it on his hands, and I work

1302
01:01:11,080 --> 01:01:14,240
Speaker 11: out that he found a bottle of an inverted Comma's

1303
01:01:14,280 --> 01:01:22,000
Speaker 11: moisturizer O pans up and yes, I caught him orange handed.

1304
01:01:23,720 --> 01:01:26,880
Speaker 5: Well right, aut that's enough.

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Speaker 1: Was it out for the cabin call?

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01:01:37,680 --> 01:01:41,040
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Speaker 2: one oh one point seven dollars?

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Speaker 3: And you also go on the standpoint. You've got to

1312
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Speaker 3: say this. You're on the standby list for the crew.

1313
01:01:47,600 --> 01:01:48,800
Speaker 1: I was waiting for you to jump in there.

1314
01:01:48,840 --> 01:01:49,480
Speaker 3: I'm just jumped in.

1315
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Speaker 1: We'll be back tonight from six for Jamni. Good deed

1316
01:01:52,760 --> 01:01:55,760
Speaker 1: you well, thank god, that's over, good bye.

1317
01:01:56,320 --> 01:02:00,000
Speaker 4: Good bite, wipe from your eye.

1318
01:02:00,240 --> 01:02:03,520
Speaker 2: A podcast of today's show is available to download from

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Speaker 5: Jonesy and Amanda podcast catch up on what you've missed

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