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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: I'd marriage to figure out, Yes, this is in reference

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Speaker 2: to something that I used to read my kids when

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Speaker 2: I babysat. Surely enough it's an opera, so I would

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Speaker 2: sing it to them. Really, No, I'm joking. I'm obviously joking.

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Speaker 3: But you you, I mean, I can't believe you.

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Speaker 2: Were sing opera to the kids. You would?

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Speaker 4: You would, And you hear this on all you try

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Speaker 4: to look cool by bringing over your guitar.

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Speaker 3: Someone's brought a guitar.

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Speaker 2: We're like a bedtime sorry or but you would, actually you.

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Speaker 3: And you just sit the kids down.

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Speaker 2: I used to write songs about them. Yes, I'd get

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Speaker 2: their names and then i'd weave them into a song.

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Speaker 2: You know they love that.

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Speaker 5: That's actually you just change our waists wonder water and

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Speaker 5: after all, your name's Paul.

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Speaker 2: What your name Paul? Chris Paul. No, I didn't, I

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Speaker 2: didn't do that, but you know it was a great

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Speaker 2: babysitter back of the day. I was a great babysitter.

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Speaker 2: I was a prolific babysitter. Prolific babysitter.

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Speaker 3: You did clean up.

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Speaker 4: I've heard in the babysitting game as in as in.

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Speaker 4: I don't know why it looks at me funnily. I

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Speaker 4: mean money wise, I mean money wise.

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Speaker 3: I mean you made a lot of cashd.

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Speaker 2: A lot of cash. It was cash money though, because

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Speaker 2: I mean, like I mean, I haven't got kids, Joel.

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Speaker 2: You've got kids, but you start to realize that parents

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Speaker 2: will pay you anything you want if it means that

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Speaker 2: they get the night off.

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Speaker 5: True, Joel, we're actually getting to that stage where we've

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Speaker 5: never had a babysitter before.

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Speaker 3: Our kids are sort of old enough.

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Speaker 5: We're like, once it's lockdown stuff fans, we have got

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Speaker 5: to start organizing babies and get our lives back a bit.

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Speaker 5: What age kids did you look after? Because I'm just

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Speaker 5: asking for a friend for a friend. How did you

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Speaker 5: go with the five ois? It depends kids called Paul?

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Speaker 2: No, I don't know, mate, I did. I did more

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Speaker 2: more all the ways here. So if the I do

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Speaker 2: infancive sad, stop being breastbit obviously okay, So you can

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Speaker 2: give a chuck a bottle.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, weirdly, I don't know, like ll, maybe it's woody.

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Speaker 3: This is the weird one around kids.

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Speaker 2: So you're okay around kids. As we learned in the show,

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Speaker 2: I used to teach swimming to todd there's an infant.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so it's woody. That is just all my bottleline. Pathetic.

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Speaker 2: What did you think the childs could speak into five?

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Speaker 3: I'm just this show. I'm just not good at figuring

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Speaker 3: out their level.

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Speaker 4: So I remember when I was hanging out with yours

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Speaker 4: with your son, Harlan, and I got left alone with

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Speaker 4: him and I was like, well, I'm freaking because I've

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Speaker 4: been left alone with this thing.

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Speaker 3: And then.

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Speaker 4: It was three at the time, and unfortunately I was

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Speaker 4: I had an audio thing.

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: I thought we weren't recording, but I was just like,

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Speaker 4: so sending for the weekend.

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Speaker 3: With this kid. You're bringing him a cupcake at the

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Speaker 3: cafe and you're like, here you go, mate, this is

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Speaker 2: Now trying to do and it was just like bake

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Speaker 2: it up for him, and then like you got teeth, mate,

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Speaker 2: get in there, get it in your mouth.

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Speaker 3: You're opening a bottle of milk as well.

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Speaker 2: He was like three, didn't have a bottle of milk?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I did a warm bottle of milk. And I

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Speaker 4: was like, I bought this beyond Baby Beyond things to

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Speaker 4: get strapped on my chest, mate, and.

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Speaker 3: That's when you came over.

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Speaker 2: To my apartment.

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Speaker 3: I was looking with him in my part.

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Speaker 4: I was trying to strap him to a chest. And

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Speaker 4: then I chucked some almond milk in the microwave because

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Speaker 3: I don't have any full cream milk.

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Speaker 4: Of course, and then he obviously didn't want little bottle

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Speaker 4: of warm milk, which I was like, he's disrespectful.

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Speaker 3: Did a stand up set? Stand upset for him? Dad

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Speaker 3: jokes was terrible. He didn't find funny you did that video?

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Speaker 3: Actually you got to do a deep n checked that out.

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Speaker 2: But anyway, Yeah, enjoy the podcast. Guys. Just ba to

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Speaker 2: a man who professes that he'd rather marry his lizards

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that was wild.

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Speaker 6: That was wild.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, enjoy it.

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Speaker 2: Bro. The voice is on Chat seven at the moment,

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Speaker 2: and Jess Malboy, this woman you probably thinking, whiz will

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Speaker 2: you could have chosen any Jess malboys song. Why would

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Speaker 2: you go with such an old song with flow Rider?

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Speaker 2: I was thinking, stay with me. I'll explain it very surely.

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Speaker 2: The song should explain itself. So she's a judge on

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Speaker 2: the Voice at the moment before I get into what's

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Speaker 2: happened to Jess Melboy in the voice. If you were

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Speaker 2: on the Voice, which judge would you pick?

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Speaker 3: Definitely not mal Boy. Wow.

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Speaker 4: Well she stitched me up a number of times this show,

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Speaker 4: and I can never forget who would I choose?

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Speaker 3: Who are the judges? Again?

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Speaker 2: I haven't watched it? Read Aura, Yes, Guy, Sebastian Guy,

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Speaker 2: Sebastian Urban and Keith Urban?

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Speaker 3: Keith Urban?

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Speaker 2: You're going with You're going with a Are you you're

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Speaker 2: an Urban? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: I'm intrigued by Keith Urban, yeah radio ever since he

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Speaker 4: flashed his jocks on camera.

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Speaker 3: That's a call.

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Speaker 2: It's your favorite Keith song.

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Speaker 3: I'll let the audio answer for you. Well, is called

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Speaker 3: just like a Girl.

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Speaker 2: That's definitely not anyway. So you'd go with Keith, you'd

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Speaker 2: go with I think I'll get along with Ken. You'd

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Speaker 2: go with those those bangs which look like they've been ironed.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll just ask him for haircare tips. I mean

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Speaker 4: that'd be that'd be us, all right, So you.

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Speaker 2: Go with Keith. It turns out not a lot of people,

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Speaker 2: or not that a lot of people are going with Jess,

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Speaker 2: but she has had a couple of burns.

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Speaker 3: Nice, thank you, he called it back nice.

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Speaker 2: Another one that was a premature burn if you can't

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Speaker 2: tell the delay with the audio. Joel wasn't ready for

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Speaker 3: No, no, no.

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Speaker 2: So she had, first of all, her niece who went

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So Jess turns around for her niece and she's like, yeah, cool,

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Speaker 3: What are the chances it's a chewing that you're picking

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Speaker 3: me as well. I'll keep it in the family.

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Speaker 2: In her niece chooses Reader, Aura, just rip the band

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Speaker 2: aid off, we go on, just do it. Who are

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Speaker 2: we picking?

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Speaker 1: Let's go for this opportunity.

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Speaker 7: I'm going to go with Reader.

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Speaker 8: Is so much you know that.

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Speaker 3: How old is her Niecks?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so we got the wrong audio there. Yeah, we

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Speaker 2: had a bit of trouble hit. You know, we're going

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Speaker 2: not to out each other. But that's that was the

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Speaker 2: second one. So her Niecks first war doesn't choose it.

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Speaker 2: And then the next one that's Jessica Stokes, who is

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Speaker 2: Jess Melboy's former backup singer, who then also didn't choose

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Speaker 2: there after she turned around smooth, We're back at burn

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Speaker 2: and he brought it back. That book ended the spot.

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Speaker 2: That's radio kids, That's radio. Now. Look what I want

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Speaker 2: to do though, because I feel like there's a lot

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Speaker 3: That one really hurt.

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Speaker 2: The family one hurts. But kids can be honest. Kids

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Speaker 2: can be really honest, and that's what I want to

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Speaker 2: focus on now, thirty one o six five because I

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Speaker 2: reckon that's just about the meanest thing that a kid

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Speaker 2: would have said to Jess. My boy, Yeah, I love you,

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Speaker 2: but I don't want you to coach me on the

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Speaker 2: national scene competition.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, all of Australia sees it as well.

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Speaker 2: So thirty one and six five, I'm going to throw

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Speaker 2: the phone line open here. What's the meanest thing that

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Speaker 2: a kid said to you?

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Speaker 5: Geez?

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Speaker 3: Have you had a dig from a kid before?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? I used to she wants you to set my

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Speaker 3: Oh god, you deserves to be torched.

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Speaker 2: But go on, they were young, they were like three days.

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Speaker 4: Guitar and alrd kids sit around the fire, sit.

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Speaker 3: Down, bastards kill me?

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Speaker 2: What you do? Shut up? No, that's fair enough. And

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Speaker 2: one of them told me that I was that I was. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I actually used to swear. I had to report him

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Speaker 3: Oh you would, wouldn't you?

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Speaker 2: Well, don't you swear words? You're the worst not around

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Speaker 2: the guy wielding a guitar. He's obviously a sensitive soul.

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Speaker 3: I would hate to be, Baby said, I hate it.

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Speaker 3: I mean no fun. Bring parents.

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Speaker 2: I'm either reading my script to them or I gotta

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Speaker 2: sit down. Here we go The Marriage of Figure O,

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Speaker 2: Page one, No. Thirty one or six. What's the meanest

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Speaker 2: thing that a child has said to you? What's the

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Speaker 2: a phone number. We aren't taking your calls. What's the

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Speaker 2: meanest thing that a kid has said to you?

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Speaker 3: I shock her when I was baby saying, you know

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Speaker 3: I was trusted to Baby said once. First of all, yeah,

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Speaker 4: Idiots hired you, and they regretted it immediately because I

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Speaker 4: didn't think their kids could talk you know, I really

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Speaker 4: struggle to figure out when a child can talk, and

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Speaker 4: I thought they couldn't speak.

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Speaker 2: Do you think is the age that a child can

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Speaker 2: talk at? Like? I thought, no, what do you think now?

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Speaker 3: Three?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Have I know that? No?

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Speaker 3: Where is it? Where is it at?

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Speaker 2: I talked about one and a half two?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, right, early early bloomers we call them.

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Speaker 2: I thought it standard.

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Speaker 3: I thought it happened really late.

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Speaker 4: And I was babysitting these kids who could clearly talk,

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Speaker 4: but were they like six or seven?

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Speaker 3: And that they were clearly They didn't talk to me

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Speaker 3: all night. Then I ate all the food.

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Speaker 4: In the kitchen, and then when the parents came home,

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Speaker 4: all of a sudden, mister Chatterbirth was like this porker

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Speaker 4: ate all the food.

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Speaker 3: I was like, where to learn the word porker fat? Anyway,

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Speaker 3: let's go to Jess Strange.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I'm thirty one or six five. What's the meanest

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Speaker 2: thing your kids said to you? So?

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Speaker 9: but one that hurt me the most because I'm twenty

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Speaker 12: Was like, what makes you say that? And she just

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Speaker 12: Because it was it was honestly so innocent.

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Speaker 2: Go straight to get yourself a face mask? What I thought, whack, Well,

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Speaker 13: Well, that's what she's saying. Like, is she she just

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Speaker 13: But that wasn't that savage?

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Speaker 3: That was pretty savy?

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Speaker 2: Was it? Song Jess Jess? Was she saying that your

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Speaker 3: Was she saying I don't know if she's double danny?

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Speaker 2: Man? No, I'm not doubling down. I'm just saying, was

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Speaker 12: She just point blank that I looked weird?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so you didn't get a face Okay, cool,

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Speaker 2: What's the meaning thing your kids ever said to your

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Speaker 14: Well it was actually my daughter said my best girlfriend

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Speaker 15: Dear me? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Well, let's face it, kind of a conversation with anyone

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Speaker 2: is how many people need to get vaxed before things

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Speaker 2: and you're part of the coup that's currently planting dynamite

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Speaker 3: Just float away.

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Speaker 2: Good on them, yea, why not? Why not build the wall?

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Speaker 2: I'd do that if I was in wa But for

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Speaker 2: Gladys seems to be on board. We know that Anastas

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Speaker 2: Yards certainly not and Dan Andrews definitely isn't. So where's

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Speaker 2: What are your thoughts on this? Is there a magic number?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, well, I think it's all a matter of kind

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Speaker 7: we have to be more ambitious than eighty percent of

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Speaker 7: for higher levels of vaccination, particularly in communities that are

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so there was there's a report that was released

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Speaker 2: where's the horizon in all of this? Because I feel like,

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Speaker 7: also give it to their entire family yea. And also

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Speaker 7: we're waiting for the trials and children under twelve. But

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Speaker 2: All right, cool, Hey, we're got more with Nancy. Doctor

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Speaker 2: We're talking all about vaccinations. We're talking numbers, we're talking

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Speaker 2: herd immunity, all the stuff. It is on the tip

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Speaker 2: of everybody's tongue. Doesn't matter who you're calling at the moment,

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Speaker 2: it's what number for your state is going to get

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Speaker 2: us out of this thing. We've got more with doctor

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Speaker 2: and Global Health at University of Melbourne. Stay with us.

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Speaker 2: Is will and money. Everyone's talking about it. Is it

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Speaker 2: seventy percent? Is it eighty percent? Gee? Whiz woods? Ninety percent?

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Speaker 2: Ninety five percent was what health authorities scolded Scott Morrison

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Speaker 2: with today they said, that's the number you should be

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Speaker 2: these rolling lockdowns that we're going through. To talk more

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Speaker 2: on the phone right now. She's head of Melbourne School

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Speaker 2: of Population and Global Health at the University of Melbourne. Nancy,

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Speaker 2: Baxter Gladys barygically and today talking about this six million

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Speaker 17: I'm so pleased and grateful that New South Wales has

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Speaker 3: Do you support that notion? Nancy?

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Speaker 7: Well, what I would say is that you know things

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Speaker 7: they've really ramped up vaccination. It's just not a high

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Speaker 7: the Delta variant of COVID is going to find those people.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So, doctor Nancy Rextll, I just want to bring

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Speaker 2: frustrating most people. I think it's generally accepted when when

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Speaker 2: we're not going to live at COVID.

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Speaker 3: Zero, we're just not.

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Speaker 2: That's the world right now. Everywhere else except Australia and

448
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Speaker 2: New Zealand really doesn't live at COVID zero. They all

449
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Speaker 2: have to live with COVID. So at what point do

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Speaker 2: we pull the rip cord and say, Okay, this sucks.

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Speaker 2: There's going to be a teething period where there are

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Speaker 2: going to be people who die who didn't get vaccinated.

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Speaker 2: At what point do we start to accept that fate

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Speaker 2: and how much politics gets involved in that Because all

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Speaker 2: along the way he've seen Scott Morrison take the opposing

456
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Speaker 2: side to Dan Andrews or just try and create these

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Speaker 2: alliances across federal boundaries to try and jump on popular

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Speaker 2: opinion about how to approach the virus.

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Speaker 7: Well, I must say it has been the politicization of

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Speaker 7: all of this has been disappointed to me. You know,

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Speaker 7: it's been better than see a place like the United States.

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Speaker 7: We're even wearing masks and getting vaccinated have been politicized,

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Speaker 7: which is just so tragic that country. But I think

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Speaker 7: there was a lot that could have been learned from

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Speaker 7: a Victorian Melbourne's experience with COVID and the need for

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Speaker 7: lockdowns that would have helped kind of inform outbreaks and

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Speaker 7: places like Sydney that weren't heated because of the politicization

468
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Speaker 7: of that. But that is water under the bridge, and

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Speaker 7: I think we need to think about moving forward. One

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Speaker 7: of the things I'd like to say is that you know,

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Speaker 7: we focus on this seventy and eighty percent, and remember

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Speaker 7: it's not including the five million kids that we have

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Speaker 7: in Australia. You know, we are aiming low, and I

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Speaker 7: don't know why we're aiming low. You know, it's fine

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Speaker 7: to think about what we can open up at eighty percent,

476
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Speaker 7: but we should not be stopping there. We really should

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Speaker 7: be trying to get as many people in Australia vaccinated

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Speaker 7: as possible, and that may means making it easy, like

479
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Speaker 7: making it easier for people to get vaccinated than to

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Speaker 7: avoid getting vaccinated. Now that that has to wait for

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Speaker 7: the supply to get to be high enough, and it's

482
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Speaker 7: not right now, but once we get abundant supply, and

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Speaker 7: that's going to be by October, we're going to have

484
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Speaker 7: a ton of vaccine around and every percentage that we

485
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Speaker 7: get these targets is going to mean a substantial the

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Speaker 7: live saved illness is averted, long COVID averted, school's kept open.

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Speaker 2: It's been a fascinating chat. Dr Nancy BackStar. I suppose

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Speaker 2: the other side of this as well is you know,

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Speaker 2: you're right, like every percentage that we lift this number

490
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Speaker 2: of people getting back to that he is going to

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Speaker 2: save lives. I suppose it's just that tension though, isn't

492
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Speaker 2: it over you know, the livability of the conditions that

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Speaker 2: we're currently living in. Dr Nancy Baxter, thank you so

494
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Speaker 2: much for joining us. Has been really really really enlightening

495
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Speaker 2: and informative for everybody listening now in a really critical time.

496
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Speaker 2: I know this is all anybody can think about. So

497
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Speaker 2: it's really great to get some hard facts from somebody

498
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Speaker 2: who knows what they're talking about. It's been a pleasure

499
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Speaker 2: to talk to you. Thanks so much for coming on

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Speaker 2: the show.

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Speaker 7: Good talking.

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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 5: Will and WOODI over man lost the plot.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so I explained a movie plot really badly. You

505
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Speaker 2: guys and Woody have to try and guess what movie

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Speaker 2: is based on the poorly explained plot today. They are

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Speaker 2: movies Tom Cruise movies or movies that Tom Cruise other

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Speaker 2: people that have co starred with Tom Cruise have been

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Speaker 2: in because Tom Cruise ordered to chick and take missals

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Speaker 2: in a row in London today as well. Anyway, So

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Speaker 2: look thirty one six five. The movie plot is this

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Speaker 2: women at Day spar inadvertently bring down the justice system inadvertently. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna go to Sean first change things for me.

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Speaker 2: I'm not sure. Hey, Shannie, what's the movie? Is it?

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Speaker 10: Legally Blonde?

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Speaker 4: Too?

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Speaker 2: Legally blonde? So who's who's the who's the person who

518
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Speaker 2: who's acted with Tom Cruise before?

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Speaker 10: Honestly, I don't know. I'm sure Res has been in

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Speaker 10: enough movies that she probably has been the thing that

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Speaker 10: got me with Women at Day spar bring down the

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Speaker 10: justice system and that movie you don't have like this

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Speaker 10: full on march against Parliament because her dog is gay.

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Speaker 10: That's the main thing that I take away from it.

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Speaker 3: Sounds a great plot.

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Speaker 2: I'm glad they did the sequel, Greg Sean Try Try.

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Speaker 3: My guess was legally blonde?

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Speaker 4: One?

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Speaker 2: Legally blonde one?

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Speaker 7: Wow?

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Speaker 2: Okay, so we've canvas the legally blondes. Guys. It's not

532
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Speaker 2: that I still don't know in what movie Reese Witherspoon's

533
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Speaker 2: action with Tom Cruise. I'd like to know that because

534
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Speaker 2: people are just assuming that's the case. Louise, Women at

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Speaker 2: Dace but invertently bring down the justice system. What's the

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Speaker 2: what's the movie?

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Speaker 7: I think it's called Widows.

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Speaker 2: Widows, Yeah, okay, what what? What? What's that about?

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Speaker 14: So it's about four women.

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Speaker 6: I haven't seen the film.

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Speaker 16: In a trailer, I'm.

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Speaker 2: Going to save you.

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Speaker 3: No one has seen the Widow.

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Speaker 2: Louise, Louise, Louise, did you seriously just call up with

545
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Speaker 2: the movie you hadn't even seen yet because you thought

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Speaker 2: that it fit.

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Speaker 16: The plot the trailer.

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Speaker 2: It would have You got another guest Hustler's hustler with

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Speaker 2: early Yeah, and you know in here, let's get to Daniel.

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Speaker 2: Daniel's got the movie Daniel Women at Days but invertently

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Speaker 2: bring down the justice system. Tom Cruise, what's the movie?

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Speaker 11: Buckut Woody, I reckon, I've got this one, mate, Yeah,

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Speaker 11: what is it?

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Speaker 9: I reckon?

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Speaker 10: It's Minority Report, Tom Cruise.

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Speaker 3: I need your help.

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Speaker 2: You contained information.

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Speaker 4: I need to know how to get at it.

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Speaker 8: Minority Reports.

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Speaker 2: You gotta write Daniel congratulations body, Yeah, work mate, that's right.

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Speaker 2: So I'll explain it to you. Women at Day Spar

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Speaker 2: obviously you've got those three women who lie in that

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Speaker 2: floating pool. Yes, for the whole movie that was the

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Speaker 2: Women at Day Spar.

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Speaker 3: Bitch looks so comfortable for those weeks.

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Speaker 2: It did look nice though, just floating in his solf.

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Speaker 2: That was like a sold bar for the time. And

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Speaker 2: then inadvertently they were bringing down the whole justice system

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Speaker 2: from the inside out. Yeah, good, lost the plotting from

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Speaker 2: Daniel there, all right, fresh one here for you would

571
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Speaker 2: maybe just a quick one to get you going. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Tom Cruise and Tom Cruise co stars.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Pregnant woman told to shut up.

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Speaker 3: Pregnant woman told to shut up.

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Speaker 2: Pregnant woman told to shut up.

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Speaker 3: That's the whole movie. Pregnant woman, old to shut up?

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Speaker 3: Jerry maguire, What she's pregnant?

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Speaker 2: But I know she's pregnant.

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Speaker 3: Doesn't he got the kids?

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Speaker 7: Kid?

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Speaker 3: Point? The kids popped out?

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Speaker 2: The human head is eight pounds a kid.

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Speaker 3: Woman told to shut up? Pregnant pregnant woman.

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Speaker 2: So I always have a team in the microphone.

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Speaker 3: There, feel the silence of my brain. Oh you're close,

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Speaker 3: silence of the lambs brain. Just feel the silence of it.

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Speaker 8: Was there?

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Speaker 3: The pregnant woman told to shut up? Who pregnant woman?

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Speaker 3: Who has been in a pregnant junior arm Schwartzenegger woman?

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Speaker 15: Is he.

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Speaker 3: Pregnant?

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Speaker 2: Tom Cruise or a Tom Cruise co star stars in

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Speaker 2: a movie where the plot is a pregnant woman is

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Speaker 2: told to shut.

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Speaker 3: Up pregnant one?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, alien, No, uh, Tiffany, what's the movie?

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Speaker 14: A quiet place?

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Speaker 2: It is a quiet place?

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Speaker 3: Very good?

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Speaker 2: We all remember what those monsters sound like. Great work,

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Speaker 2: tiff congratulations, very good. No worries something to say to Woody. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I don't worry about it. She's missed it.

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Speaker 3: That's all right, that's okay. There you are sounding like

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Speaker 3: an old woman.

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Speaker 2: Ah right, brand new plot for everyone, and move on.

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Speaker 16: We move on.

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Speaker 2: Man in a box spits dummy at pencil pusher over

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Speaker 2: crimson call.

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Speaker 3: Jesus sorry, go again.

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Speaker 2: Man in a box spits dummy at pencil pusher over

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Speaker 2: Crimson call. What's the Tom Cruise film?

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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: All right, now we're we Will and Woodies. Oh home

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Speaker 2: Mark lost?

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Speaker 3: The plot sounds like somebody? Is that a case of

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Speaker 3: a mundo?

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Speaker 2: I would so I explained a movie really poorly. You

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Speaker 2: and Australia have to guess what the movie is based

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Speaker 2: on the poorly explained plot. If we're doing Tom Cruise

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Speaker 2: movies or movies that Tom Cruise has co starred with

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Speaker 2: somebody in?

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Speaker 3: This one's out right?

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Speaker 2: Now you had to run outside, you go and get

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Speaker 2: a definition and that's fair enough. That's fair enough.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you allowed that.

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Speaker 2: This is a loopy one. Man in a box, I'll

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Speaker 2: break it up for you. Man in a box YEP,

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Speaker 2: spitz dummy at pencil pusher over crimson call.

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Speaker 3: And I looked up the definition of crimson.

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Speaker 2: You were allowed to go outside and look up the

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Speaker 2: definition of crimson.

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Speaker 3: Just red, guys, pretty much red. I don't even know

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Speaker 3: what a red call.

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Speaker 2: Is, red call, man in a box, Spitz dummy at

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Speaker 2: pencil pusher over crimson call, the Hunt for Red October incorrect?

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Speaker 2: That's Sean Connery Top Gun. Do they ever go on

638
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:54,320
Speaker 2: a movie together? Sean shut Conry and Tom Cruise?

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Speaker 3: Who knows wrong anyway? Top Gun?

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Speaker 2: A man in a box, Spitz dummy at pencil pusher

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Speaker 2: over crimson call.

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Speaker 3: Have you accepted my top Gun?

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Speaker 2: No? I think the buzz are rejected front of me.

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Speaker 3: So yeah.

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Speaker 2: Keep in mind that we are doing Tom Cruise movies

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Speaker 2: or movies that Tom Cruise.

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Speaker 4: Has co starred with somebody in the matrix, man in

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Speaker 4: a box that he telephoned, box calls all the time,

649
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Speaker 4: the pencil pusher tank obviously back in the ship.

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Speaker 2: Who's the person that co starred on Tom Cruise movie?

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Speaker 3: Caun't I readers and Cruise have been together? They or

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Speaker 3: Morpheus and Cruise?

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Speaker 2: As it's funny. I don't know how many movies Tom

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Speaker 2: Cruise actually co starred with people in like you think

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Speaker 2: he does. But he does a lot of these weird

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Speaker 2: individual flicks with not a big cast.

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Speaker 3: Around him, doesn't he Apart from Vampires where he was

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Speaker 3: with Brad.

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Speaker 2: Brad Pitt di Vampire or whatever that was.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, apart from that, Like, what else is he he does?

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Speaker 2: He does a lot of individual Like all the minority

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Speaker 2: reports don't really start big actors all about him. Last

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Speaker 2: Sammurai is all about him. Yeah, well that's really interesting.

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Speaker 2: Maybe not all interesting, Maybe it says a lot about him.

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Speaker 3: Let's go back to this Man in a Box.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, Man in a box spits dummy at pencil pusher

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Speaker 2: over Crimson call.

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Speaker 3: So you looked up the definition of mission impossible.

670
00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:02,000
Speaker 2: Incorrected, you looked up the definition of crimson. That's red.

671
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:05,120
Speaker 2: Crimson is another word for red. And I'll give you

672
00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:10,120
Speaker 2: a hint. This one actually does have a star started cast.

673
00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:16,440
Speaker 2: It's arguably Man in a box spits dummy at pencil

674
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:20,280
Speaker 2: pusher over Crimson call. Geez, they're coming in now, Get smart.

675
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:22,880
Speaker 2: It's taken a while. Tom Cruise isn't in Gets Smart.

676
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:24,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, but Twain the Rock Johnson might have started with

677
00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:25,800
Speaker 3: Cruise at some point.

678
00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:32,040
Speaker 2: What I think we just we're just whatever. I'll tell you.

679
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:35,760
Speaker 2: I'll tell you this is Tom Cruise stars in this.

680
00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:38,720
Speaker 3: Movie in a box.

681
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:45,680
Speaker 2: With a Crimson call. Man in a box spits dummy

682
00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:47,560
Speaker 2: at pencil pusher over Crimson call.

683
00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:49,680
Speaker 3: It's a Crimson cal.

684
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:52,960
Speaker 2: Now I'm going to be on Jerry Maguire me the

685
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:56,080
Speaker 2: money Now, I have pretty much got a full board

686
00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:59,040
Speaker 2: of correct calls here. Do you want me to go

687
00:30:59,120 --> 00:30:59,320
Speaker 2: to them?

688
00:30:59,400 --> 00:30:59,560
Speaker 4: Yeah?

689
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:07,040
Speaker 3: Of course, I excase me. I'm nowhere, Nicole, Hi, guys,

690
00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:10,040
Speaker 3: con Hi? What's the movie?

691
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:11,760
Speaker 15: Oh?

692
00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:13,640
Speaker 2: He's going on?

693
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:16,240
Speaker 3: He's been a conspiracy for.

694
00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:19,840
Speaker 2: That was Cruises act.

695
00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:23,920
Speaker 3: Who do you want to have a light? Diep give him?

696
00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:24,560
Speaker 2: Jackie?

697
00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:25,880
Speaker 15: Yeah?

698
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:29,040
Speaker 2: What do you wanna have a light? Deep Woods? If not,

699
00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:30,440
Speaker 2: I'll let Jackie say suck it and she.

700
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:33,520
Speaker 3: Can get American made. She's thinking a great cocktail.

701
00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:38,360
Speaker 2: No, just just go through Tom Cruise's im David, Jackie.

702
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:39,680
Speaker 2: What's the movie Valkyrie?

703
00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:41,960
Speaker 6: Maybe a good man?

704
00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:42,560
Speaker 5: It is?

705
00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:46,840
Speaker 3: You don't have to answer that question.

706
00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:50,200
Speaker 2: I'll answer the question you want answers. I think I'm

707
00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:53,120
Speaker 2: the title. You want to answer? What the truth? You

708
00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:56,320
Speaker 2: can't handle the truth? Gout? Stop Jackie.

709
00:31:57,800 --> 00:31:58,000
Speaker 3: Round.

710
00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:00,200
Speaker 2: So look, it was obviously pretty much Tom care is

711
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:03,840
Speaker 2: his biggest film. A Few good Men Are nineteen ninety four.

712
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:08,960
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say it's probably Cracker of a film obviously,

713
00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:11,520
Speaker 2: that big legal case. He's he's the pencil pusher, man

714
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:14,160
Speaker 2: in a box, spits dummy at pencil pusher over crimson call.

715
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:17,680
Speaker 2: Tom Cruise is the pencil pusher, He's the lawyer man

716
00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:19,880
Speaker 2: in a box. I had to disguise this. Jack Nicholson

717
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:22,280
Speaker 2: is in the witness box. He gets called to the

718
00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:25,120
Speaker 2: witness box. He spits the dummy over the code read,

719
00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:30,960
Speaker 2: which we called the crimson call. Well done, great work, Jackie, bravo,

720
00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:34,040
Speaker 2: thank you, no worries at all. I'd give you a prize,

721
00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:35,160
Speaker 2: but we don't have one.

722
00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:41,720
Speaker 3: Yes, get the glory, Jackie.

723
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:44,760
Speaker 2: You did get a license to say suckert Woody as well,

724
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:49,240
Speaker 2: if you'd like to Jackie some one hundred dollar breads about.

725
00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:49,280
Speaker 7: You for that?

726
00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:51,320
Speaker 2: Jackie, there you go. Not for the plot.

727
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:53,840
Speaker 1: It's the Yllam Woody podcast.

728
00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:56,760
Speaker 2: We had a man call up yesterday who professed his

729
00:32:57,040 --> 00:33:01,160
Speaker 2: love for his crickets. Well he's lizards, I should say,

730
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:02,200
Speaker 2: who eat crickets?

731
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:05,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly right, I guess I love lizards and crickets,

732
00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:07,360
Speaker 4: But yeah, he's Actually his partner called the show and

733
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:09,560
Speaker 4: complained that whenever he goes to get the groceries, he

734
00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:11,440
Speaker 4: sucks because he just focuses on the crickets.

735
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:13,960
Speaker 3: We've got Gemma who joins us on the phone.

736
00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:14,120
Speaker 2: Now.

737
00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:18,160
Speaker 4: Jemma, we're thinking about pranking Chris to find out if

738
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:23,080
Speaker 4: he would choose his lizard food crickets over groceries.

739
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:26,440
Speaker 3: Effectively, this this was your partner calling the showback.

740
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:28,840
Speaker 10: Box the crickets.

741
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:32,560
Speaker 11: We'll come back his hair the pet shop way.

742
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:33,160
Speaker 3: To defend yourself.

743
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:40,680
Speaker 4: Do you think Chris would believe it if we called

744
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:44,040
Speaker 4: saying he'd won a competition and saying he's he's won

745
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:47,160
Speaker 4: a random drawer just amongst all anyone who buys something

746
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:53,000
Speaker 4: from us, and he can either choose between a live

747
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:57,640
Speaker 4: supply of crickets or one thousand dollars of groceries.

748
00:33:58,160 --> 00:33:59,680
Speaker 6: To be honest, I think he would choose the.

749
00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:03,760
Speaker 4: Cricket extraordinary, Gemma, would would you be keen to be

750
00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:05,640
Speaker 4: on the phone call and like listen in to this

751
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:06,960
Speaker 4: go down?

752
00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:07,480
Speaker 2: Yeah?

753
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:19,239
Speaker 3: Ok, here we go. Hello, Hi, this is Paul from

754
00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:20,840
Speaker 3: the pet store. How are you going.

755
00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:22,680
Speaker 2: This?

756
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:23,560
Speaker 3: Chris speaking?

757
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:25,080
Speaker 2: Hi?

758
00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:25,439
Speaker 3: Chris.

759
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:28,680
Speaker 4: I've got some very exciting news. We had a little

760
00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:30,920
Speaker 4: bit of a draw going just for our regular customers,

761
00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:35,440
Speaker 4: and the great news is your name has been drawn

762
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:38,720
Speaker 4: just because you've been a regular customer of best Friends

763
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:40,160
Speaker 4: and you've won a prize.

764
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:42,560
Speaker 15: What have a one?

765
00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:46,359
Speaker 3: Well, let me tell you've actually got a choice today, Chris.

766
00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:51,120
Speaker 4: You can either choose a thousand dollars worth of pet food,

767
00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:53,720
Speaker 4: and from the records here, I think you've been buying crickets.

768
00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:58,719
Speaker 4: It's either a thousand dollars worth of crickets or a

769
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:00,640
Speaker 4: thousand dollars worth of groceries.

770
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:03,800
Speaker 7: Wow, go to one thousand dollars over crickets.

771
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:07,319
Speaker 3: Oh, that's really interesting, Chris.

772
00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:09,359
Speaker 4: That's probably a good time to mention that it's Will

773
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:11,719
Speaker 4: and Woodie speaking to here, made and we've got your

774
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:13,320
Speaker 4: partner Gemma on the phone.

775
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:20,880
Speaker 3: I'm good.

776
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:22,200
Speaker 11: I'm not as over cricket.

777
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:25,440
Speaker 3: So you didn't think about it too much, did you.

778
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:26,359
Speaker 3: It was the crickets all.

779
00:35:26,239 --> 00:35:28,879
Speaker 11: The way, hands down, crickets every day.

780
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:33,040
Speaker 3: What we do have Gemma here?

781
00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:35,880
Speaker 4: Jemma, how are you feeling about the fact that, in

782
00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:37,719
Speaker 4: no time at all did he choose the crickets over

783
00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:38,360
Speaker 4: the groceries?

784
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:41,600
Speaker 8: Not exactly too good?

785
00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:48,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, damning stuff, Chris. Chris, would you choose to marry

786
00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:49,680
Speaker 2: one of your lizards over married Gemma?

787
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:51,480
Speaker 7: Oh?

788
00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:56,479
Speaker 2: I wouldn't. Not a question you should think about, mate,

789
00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:57,880
Speaker 2: not a question you should.

790
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:02,120
Speaker 11: Going down to the crunch of one one or the other.

791
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:18,080
Speaker 3: Uh listens longer what Jesus clear, deeper than we ever

792
00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:18,640
Speaker 3: could have thought.

793
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:21,839
Speaker 11: I that's all.

794
00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:28,080
Speaker 3: Anyway, I want to leave you guys do it.

795
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:32,120
Speaker 4: And obviously you didn't actually win a thousand dollars worth

796
00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:33,280
Speaker 4: the crickets cris unfortunately.

797
00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:41,760
Speaker 2: Sorry, we don't have crickets lying around in their thousands

798
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:45,919
Speaker 2: happy about that one. Yeah, we don't care what listens, mate,

799
00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:50,440
Speaker 2: We really, we really don't make the podcast.

800
00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:51,600
Speaker 3: Give us a call.

801
00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:56,080
Speaker 4: If your kid has ever done something stupid at airport security,

802
00:36:57,120 --> 00:37:00,560
Speaker 4: so done something which has led to you get in trouble,

803
00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:03,560
Speaker 4: so whether they said something or did something that relates

804
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:06,200
Speaker 4: to you. Thirteen one oh six ' five is the

805
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:09,640
Speaker 4: number talking about it because I was perusing.

806
00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:11,080
Speaker 3: A parenting thread today.

807
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:12,480
Speaker 2: Of course you were things.

808
00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:14,879
Speaker 3: We've got pretty boring in lockdown thinking about baby.

809
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:19,920
Speaker 4: I just no, okay, but I just like to parenting

810
00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:22,520
Speaker 4: threat I find them fascinating, right, Just parents get on

811
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:24,600
Speaker 4: there talk about their issues and then they get around

812
00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:26,560
Speaker 4: each other and I'm I just engage.

813
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:30,279
Speaker 2: Steven, father of four, this is what I do you

814
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:31,520
Speaker 2: pretend to be a father of four?

815
00:37:31,719 --> 00:37:34,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's sort of a thing online.

816
00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:38,600
Speaker 2: And your handles your dad's name. Yeah yeah, not a good.

817
00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:41,600
Speaker 4: Cover Stephen with Avino, not pH That's how I get

818
00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:44,720
Speaker 4: away with it. Will Anyway, I was perusing this parenting

819
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:47,319
Speaker 4: thread and they were talking about kids, saying mortifying things

820
00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:50,160
Speaker 4: are horrific things at bad times, and a dad piped

821
00:37:50,239 --> 00:37:53,160
Speaker 4: up and said that he was going through airport security

822
00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:58,359
Speaker 4: and his kids really randomly just piped up, daddy's got

823
00:37:58,400 --> 00:37:59,640
Speaker 4: bombs and issues.

824
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:05,360
Speaker 2: Your must you used to write song there? Yeah, he

825
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:07,479
Speaker 2: didn't say Dad's a sex bomb.

826
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:09,600
Speaker 4: No, I didn't say that's a sex bomb, but you know,

827
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:12,680
Speaker 4: bomb and bump, Dad's got bombs in his shoes.

828
00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:14,040
Speaker 3: He just goes, Dad's got bombs.

829
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:16,600
Speaker 4: Daddy's got bombs in his shoes, and security is like, right, sir,

830
00:38:16,719 --> 00:38:17,400
Speaker 4: take your shoes up.

831
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:19,640
Speaker 3: And he's like, I don't know why my son has

832
00:38:19,719 --> 00:38:20,080
Speaker 3: just said that.

833
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:20,960
Speaker 2: I don't know him.

834
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:24,520
Speaker 4: We haven't talked about bombs, especially in my shoes. Anyway,

835
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:26,480
Speaker 4: they had to take the dad away and he got

836
00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:27,239
Speaker 4: like strip search.

837
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:30,399
Speaker 2: They went through the shoes due diligence there. Litally, why

838
00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:32,880
Speaker 2: did we find out what the child had against the dad, like,

839
00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:35,560
Speaker 2: was there no reason to frame him?

840
00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:38,560
Speaker 4: They cannot figure the dad, cannot figure out why he said,

841
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:39,800
Speaker 4: daddy's got bombs in his shoes.

842
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:42,960
Speaker 3: Wow, great gag. That not a good gag. Not a

843
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:45,440
Speaker 3: good gag. Don't do gags around security.

844
00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:47,160
Speaker 4: But we do want to take those calls now thirty

845
00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:49,120
Speaker 4: one or sixty five if your kid has done something

846
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:52,959
Speaker 4: stupid around airport checking, because I believe your younger brother, yes, had.

847
00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:56,640
Speaker 2: A bit of a doozy will Yeah, and arguably actually

848
00:38:56,760 --> 00:39:00,920
Speaker 2: this isn't like it is essentially dumb of him, but

849
00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:03,200
Speaker 2: it was also my parents who gave him the gift

850
00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:06,759
Speaker 2: as well. But we were we were we're actually going

851
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:10,120
Speaker 2: through airport security right after nine to eleven.

852
00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:12,080
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, so it was red hot.

853
00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:15,800
Speaker 2: It was red hot, and it was it was in

854
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:18,080
Speaker 2: and around. It was the Christmas after nine to eleven,

855
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:20,839
Speaker 2: and we were going through airport security and my little

856
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:23,200
Speaker 2: brother had I don't know if anyone's ever seen these,

857
00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:28,400
Speaker 2: but they're these like you know, like I was going

858
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:32,279
Speaker 2: to say Connect four, but it's not connect form. What

859
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:36,600
Speaker 2: it's like a building kit, which which was purely just

860
00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:41,040
Speaker 2: metal ball bearings and tiny little magnet strips, oh dear,

861
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:47,360
Speaker 2: and that was in a suitcase, a suitcase. So my

862
00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:49,880
Speaker 2: little brother just put that on the on the bag scanner.

863
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:53,319
Speaker 3: He also loved watches. Lots of ticking going on, went

864
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:53,719
Speaker 3: through the.

865
00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:56,600
Speaker 2: Bag scanner, and in fact, the guy, the the guy

866
00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:59,239
Speaker 2: behind the bag scanner just stood up and you know

867
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:01,360
Speaker 2: it's serious because I don't sound the alarm. They just

868
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:03,959
Speaker 2: walked directly over to dad and that was just like, wow,

869
00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:06,879
Speaker 2: we think your child's got a bomb.

870
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:08,200
Speaker 4: Geez.

871
00:40:08,719 --> 00:40:10,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, And your dad was like, yeah, it does sound

872
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:12,440
Speaker 3: like him does and.

873
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:16,359
Speaker 2: He's still in prison. I haven't seen him since.

874
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:19,000
Speaker 3: If you can relate to that.

875
00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:21,920
Speaker 4: Thirteen one sixty five is the number as your kid

876
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,360
Speaker 4: done something stupid at airport security.

877
00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:27,040
Speaker 3: You could have been the kid as well. By the way, yeah,

878
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:29,040
Speaker 3: it's probably been that long since we've traveled. How long

879
00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:31,399
Speaker 3: has COVID been? Well take my next pilling money.

880
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:34,080
Speaker 2: We're taking calls thirty and when I was six five

881
00:40:34,239 --> 00:40:38,799
Speaker 2: on when your child has done something stupid at security?

882
00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:43,120
Speaker 3: Wood God, Caroline, here, Caroline, this is actually a shopping center.

883
00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:46,239
Speaker 14: Yeah, it was Willy's car park.

884
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:47,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, what happens?

885
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:51,359
Speaker 8: The little guy wanted something in Willie well, he wanted

886
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:53,360
Speaker 8: an energy drink and I told him no because.

887
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:54,120
Speaker 15: You give you a heart attack.

888
00:40:54,239 --> 00:40:56,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course we've left the store.

889
00:40:56,840 --> 00:41:01,120
Speaker 8: Yeah, and he's just chucked a full on tantrum carrying on.

890
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:06,400
Speaker 8: So I get into the car and he's kicking and screaming,

891
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:08,080
Speaker 8: hands out, kicked himself.

892
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:08,560
Speaker 15: Back out of the car.

893
00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:15,279
Speaker 8: The police bullwagon has driven up, like through the car park.

894
00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:19,120
Speaker 8: He sees the police and starts yelling out kidnapper. Oh,

895
00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:26,600
Speaker 8: you's screaming, you won't let me go to the kidnapper.

896
00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:29,840
Speaker 8: I had the police come over and I had to

897
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:32,960
Speaker 8: pull out all my ID and who I was, and

898
00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:35,560
Speaker 8: then I was this kid's mother, and that just gave me.

899
00:41:38,719 --> 00:41:38,919
Speaker 2: Wish.

900
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:41,400
Speaker 4: I thought of that as a kid, that is, you

901
00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:43,520
Speaker 4: get your energy drink, that's for sure. Let's go to

902
00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:45,640
Speaker 4: Julie here, Julie, what did your son do?

903
00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:46,759
Speaker 16: Hey?

904
00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:49,680
Speaker 6: We were traveling through Hong Kong Airport when my little

905
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:53,200
Speaker 6: boy was about four, and his passport photo showed him

906
00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:56,120
Speaker 6: as a six month old baby, like really tiny, and

907
00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:59,920
Speaker 6: so they asked over immigration at customs, like what's your name,

908
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:02,840
Speaker 6: And instead of answering his name, he started saying I

909
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:06,239
Speaker 6: am a robot and doing a robot dance and he

910
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:09,640
Speaker 6: did this for about fifteen minutes and they had to

911
00:42:09,719 --> 00:42:13,200
Speaker 6: pull over all the security people and they kept and

912
00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:15,120
Speaker 6: I wasn't allowed to talk to him because I kept

913
00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:17,560
Speaker 6: coaching him, saying, say your name, say it party, say

914
00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:18,719
Speaker 6: it's party, and they.

915
00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:21,520
Speaker 16: Were like move away from the child, thinking and the

916
00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:25,759
Speaker 16: robot while they're all talking, and he's like Chinese, and

917
00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:28,840
Speaker 16: I couldn't understand, like he's my child, but he just

918
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:31,279
Speaker 16: kept going with this I am a robot and hearing

919
00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:32,240
Speaker 16: his robot dance.

920
00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:37,640
Speaker 2: But like it was the results, like do they do

921
00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:40,080
Speaker 2: the during test on him or something to figure out

922
00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:42,000
Speaker 2: whether it is a bottles.

923
00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:43,600
Speaker 16: Because he kept laughing.

924
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,319
Speaker 6: After like ages, he kept laughing, so I think they

925
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:49,160
Speaker 6: just let us go. But it was seriously, like all

926
00:42:49,239 --> 00:42:51,560
Speaker 6: these people came over, so many people watching us, and

927
00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:53,359
Speaker 6: you're at an airport, diority stress that I had.

928
00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:56,840
Speaker 16: Another child, as I just wanted to get on my plane,

929
00:42:56,840 --> 00:42:57,960
Speaker 16: and he was being a little pooped.

930
00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:01,759
Speaker 3: He was that again, is oh, you've got so much

931
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:02,959
Speaker 3: power there as the kid, don't.

932
00:43:03,239 --> 00:43:05,960
Speaker 2: They separated the mum from the jo put it through

933
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:06,520
Speaker 2: the scanner.

934
00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:07,760
Speaker 3: He's clearly not a robot.

935
00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:10,280
Speaker 2: It'd go off you know something tells me they didn't

936
00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:11,240
Speaker 2: think he was a robot.

937
00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:13,960
Speaker 3: I don't know. Man, put him through the scan then

938
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:17,560
Speaker 3: he's a human in there. That's got a Carol here, Carol,

939
00:43:18,239 --> 00:43:19,600
Speaker 3: final call scanner.

940
00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:22,000
Speaker 2: Let him do the X ray machine. Is that what

941
00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:22,520
Speaker 2: you mean?

942
00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:24,920
Speaker 3: Yes, and then I'll find he's not a robot.

943
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:26,080
Speaker 9: Again.

944
00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:29,200
Speaker 2: I don't think there was any confusions to the fact

945
00:43:29,239 --> 00:43:30,640
Speaker 2: that he wasn't a robot.

946
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:31,040
Speaker 16: They did.

947
00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:32,480
Speaker 3: I thought it was the reckoning terminator.

948
00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:32,680
Speaker 8: Three.

949
00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:34,760
Speaker 3: Here we go, Let's go to Carol.

950
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:38,880
Speaker 2: He's one of those liquid metal Carol.

951
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:40,240
Speaker 3: What did your kid do at the airport?

952
00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:41,759
Speaker 2: Yeah?

953
00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:44,560
Speaker 15: Hi, guys when my son was a we emigrated to

954
00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:45,480
Speaker 15: Australia and.

955
00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:50,560
Speaker 2: Idiots bag sorry carow go on. A little bit of.

956
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:53,640
Speaker 15: Bag was put through his bag was put through the

957
00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:57,560
Speaker 15: security X rays and they saw something suspicious. Now, my

958
00:43:57,680 --> 00:44:01,520
Speaker 15: son has asthma and he had a metal spacer that

959
00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:04,640
Speaker 15: you put the inhaler in to get the medication into

960
00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:07,239
Speaker 15: his lungs. Anyway, they asked him what it was and

961
00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:08,200
Speaker 15: he said it was a pomp.

962
00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:08,880
Speaker 8: It looked like.

963
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:11,560
Speaker 14: Yeah exactly.

964
00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:14,399
Speaker 15: He thought it was hilarious time until they put him

965
00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:16,799
Speaker 15: to one side. They wouldn't let us go anywhere near him,

966
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,520
Speaker 15: and they started quizzing him about it, and the smile

967
00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:22,560
Speaker 15: soon dropped off his face when he realized that they

968
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:25,080
Speaker 15: were being really deadly serious and that they thought was

969
00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:29,960
Speaker 15: a bomb. They got him to take a spacer out

970
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,920
Speaker 15: of his bag. He had to actually take the puffer

971
00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:34,640
Speaker 15: in front of them. I wasn't allowed anywhere near him,

972
00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:38,680
Speaker 15: I could to explain, and they were deadly serious with him.

973
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:41,080
Speaker 15: So yeah, he didn't make any jokes about it in

974
00:44:41,120 --> 00:44:41,640
Speaker 15: the future.

975
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:42,200
Speaker 7: Wow.

976
00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:47,360
Speaker 2: Wow, So what you're saying is he was a robot, Carol.

977
00:44:49,200 --> 00:44:50,600
Speaker 15: I think he would have preferred to have gone through

978
00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:51,480
Speaker 15: the scanner, to be honest.

979
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