WEBVTT - I've Been DAD-SHAMED !!

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<v Speaker 1>He comes to the dog to ruin the record.

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<v Speaker 2>Why what the dog is that?

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<v Speaker 1>That is a cat?

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome back to two doting dads. My name is Mattie J.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm Ash and this is a.

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<v Speaker 2>Podcast that would you believe it? It's all about parenting Ash.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the good, the bad, and the relatable because there

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<v Speaker 2>is lots of it.

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<v Speaker 1>There is a lot to relate to.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel no advice, no advice, no one thing we

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<v Speaker 2>have nothing of. It's advice. Yes, the relatability container very full.

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<v Speaker 2>It's overflowing advice.

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<v Speaker 1>Every now and then I think we accidentally give some advice,

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<v Speaker 1>like this morning. I was checking the DMS once.

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<v Speaker 2>This week, but I don't believe it.

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<v Speaker 1>And someone said, I'm about to travel to France with

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<v Speaker 1>my kids and they just did a quick trip to

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<v Speaker 1>the Gold Coast is like a test a trip and

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<v Speaker 1>now were apparently the kids were fucking mental. She's like,

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<v Speaker 1>should I postpone? And my advice was don't postpone because

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<v Speaker 1>then they win.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't give up.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't give up because you can't let them beat you.

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<v Speaker 1>That's my advice.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you think do you think? When she as she

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<v Speaker 2>when she asked that question, do you honestly think that

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<v Speaker 2>she would have postponed the trip if you were like, look,

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<v Speaker 2>whatever her name was, I think you should not go

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<v Speaker 2>cancel at all.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's test it. I'll I'll just go scrap that postpone

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<v Speaker 1>until they're in their teenage years and they can carry

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<v Speaker 1>your bags.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. She goes to a husband. She's like, actually, I've

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<v Speaker 2>got some sound advice from someone.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep, someone with no credibility and whatsoever.

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<v Speaker 2>Our European trip is no more.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so or they haven't been back to Parafrance. You've

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<v Speaker 1>read the whole thing I did, But she was probably

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<v Speaker 1>hoping that you read it, not me, because she probably

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<v Speaker 1>got some actual solid advice. I've said, just give them

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<v Speaker 1>a heap of male atone and strap yourself in.

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<v Speaker 2>From ash, we've gone back to the Og where it

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<v Speaker 2>all began.

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<v Speaker 1>They sold ten million liters of this beer in one year.

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<v Speaker 2>That is absolutely bloody crazy. We are, of course talking

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<v Speaker 2>about better beer, of course, very good friend of the podcast, Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>and the Og the better beer. I don't know how

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<v Speaker 2>many people know this, but it is zero carb, zero

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<v Speaker 2>sugar and also locales.

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<v Speaker 1>How many cows have you guess?

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<v Speaker 2>Have you guess? Twe game between between seventy and ninety

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<v Speaker 2>What do you reckon?

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<v Speaker 1>Eighty seven? Bang on?

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<v Speaker 2>You are? You are good? I'm good not just a

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<v Speaker 2>pretty face. So I guess in terms of beer, it's

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<v Speaker 2>one of the healthiest and also one of the most delicious.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, next week, let's jump on the MIDI compare,

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<v Speaker 1>compare the pair as they say.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I've got no Harbor ales left, and Laura's taken

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<v Speaker 2>all my zero OUs has she?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>She drank them?

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<v Speaker 1>Are what?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Well I had a few left after dridg July

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<v Speaker 2>and then and I looked at the fridge and I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, they've all gone.

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<v Speaker 1>So we've got midies for next week.

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<v Speaker 2>Next week?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, But for now, let's enjoy the original little crack.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, day for it. Mm cheers. Have you ever

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<v Speaker 1>had a content violation? You're a very crisp, squeaky clean man.

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<v Speaker 2>I have only on Facebook.

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<v Speaker 1>What about a comment violation?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? The only thing I've done. I told you this

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<v Speaker 2>story before when Laura was live streaming on TikTok and

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<v Speaker 2>it was before the live show for Life on Cut

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<v Speaker 2>And as we were back.

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<v Speaker 1>Cheeky plug of Life Uncut then.

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<v Speaker 2>We Love Love, I was backstage and I said, there

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<v Speaker 2>maybe one hundred people on the live stream, and I said,

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<v Speaker 2>if we get another hundred people, I'll take my pants

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<v Speaker 2>off as a joke. I wasn't actually going to take

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<v Speaker 2>my pants off.

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<v Speaker 1>TikTok doesn't joke around.

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<v Speaker 2>They were on I'd say, fifteen seconds later, stream shut down.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, really you were in the dog house after that.

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<v Speaker 2>It was not good because then we couldn't livestream for

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<v Speaker 2>the live show.

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<v Speaker 1>You sat it to her.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess I didn't think they'd be able to pick

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<v Speaker 2>up on words that quick, real quick. The only thing

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<v Speaker 2>I think I've done in the comment section would have

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<v Speaker 2>you done Ashton.

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<v Speaker 1>Same thing TikTok in the comment section. So I'll paint

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<v Speaker 1>you the picture. I think it's a bit harsh because

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<v Speaker 1>I was trying to make the content funnier because it

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't that funny. It was a girl who bought a

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<v Speaker 1>dress from Sheen or Sheen, that monstrosity of.

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<v Speaker 2>A company sh Ei n I guess, so I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Know anyway, So she bought a dress from there that

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<v Speaker 1>was obviously not what it looked like in the picture.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like really silver and it was kind of

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<v Speaker 1>like alfoyl. So she looked like she was dressed in alfhu.

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<v Speaker 1>So I went to the comment section and I said,

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<v Speaker 1>you look like a jacket potato.

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<v Speaker 2>Not bad, right, well, because if you're being referred to

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<v Speaker 2>as a like a jacket potato wrapped in our foil,

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<v Speaker 2>absolutely ticks the box. I can see the resemblance.

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<v Speaker 1>But if you reported it ever to.

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<v Speaker 2>Say to someone you look like a potato, like a potatoes,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, it's quite a round vegetable.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, it's not that bad. I said, you look like

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't say you are a jacket potato. So do

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<v Speaker 1>you look like a jack of potato? Anyway?

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<v Speaker 2>Why didn't you say like corn on the cob, wrapped

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<v Speaker 2>it out like na? Why do you see like a carrot?

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<v Speaker 1>You look like I thought it was being clever. I

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<v Speaker 1>thought this is a clever comment. Ha ha ha ha. I

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<v Speaker 1>laughed at myself about it.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, Get well, sometimes on TikTok you get a viral comment.

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<v Speaker 2>Yet you know, the more like you get you move

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<v Speaker 2>to the top.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and I was hoping for that. I was having

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<v Speaker 1>for stardom. Anyways, I get there, I get the violation overnight.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I get a violation for it. I

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<v Speaker 1>checked it but she's reported it obviously because she's like,

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<v Speaker 1>this is fat shame.

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<v Speaker 2>And does it say to be fair for this comment?

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<v Speaker 2>Is you know what it's for or is it? Is

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<v Speaker 2>it a mystery?

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<v Speaker 1>It was just a mystery. Must have been like what

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<v Speaker 1>else would be. I didn't shame food like she must

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<v Speaker 1>have thought I've fat shaped or I've poked fauna. Not

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<v Speaker 1>the intention because it's not one of those words is offensive.

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<v Speaker 1>She split them up, jacket potato different. They're physical things anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>So I went back to the video, Oh god, oh god,

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<v Speaker 1>and I recommented.

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<v Speaker 2>Were you angry at this point? Nay, okay, No.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I'm going to right the wrong. So

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<v Speaker 1>I wrote, it looks like what a jacket potato would wear.

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<v Speaker 2>Much better reported.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway. That was this week, and I was like, so

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just going back and forth.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you go again for a third bite?

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<v Speaker 1>Not yet?

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<v Speaker 2>Will you?

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<v Speaker 1>I will, and I'll try to be more specific about

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<v Speaker 1>the jacket potato, and I'll be like, if you were

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<v Speaker 1>a jacket potato, this is what you would look like.

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<v Speaker 1>Or if a jacket potato was wearing this, that's what

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<v Speaker 1>it would look like. It's not I'll keep you updated.

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<v Speaker 2>Just stop. TikTok hates me. My videos get a thousand

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<v Speaker 2>views now, But one thing that I have had a

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<v Speaker 2>few times is a comment go kind of viral and

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<v Speaker 2>it feels good. So it's the only win that I'm

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<v Speaker 2>getting on TikTok. It's like when.

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<v Speaker 1>Someone what's viral to you?

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<v Speaker 2>Though? I mean, I think it was someone doing a

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<v Speaker 2>big jump on a BMX bike and I wrote, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>that's got to hurt or like he'll feel that in

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<v Speaker 2>the morning, and got like a thousand likes.

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<v Speaker 1>That's great, and that's gotta such a general dad comment too,

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<v Speaker 1>and it was.

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<v Speaker 2>Just straight to the top.

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<v Speaker 1>I got, well, I had one right, and it was

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<v Speaker 1>a video of a guy CCTV footage of a guy

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<v Speaker 1>stealing meat at a grocery shop, but he was all

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<v Speaker 1>in Camo and I said, what do you mean there's

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<v Speaker 1>no one in this video? Hey, I think the last

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<v Speaker 1>time I checked is like ten or fifteen thousand lie,

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<v Speaker 1>which is better than any video I've ever done.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be honest. It's slightly better than the Jack of

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<v Speaker 2>Potato comment.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought I was trying to make her content better.

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<v Speaker 2>Still full of confidence after the Camo.

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<v Speaker 1>Comment, I know, I was like this is going to

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<v Speaker 1>be funny. You look like a jacket potato. Such a

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<v Speaker 1>weird reference.

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<v Speaker 2>I just get the comment section on TikTok, I get it.

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<v Speaker 2>The kids were like, the.

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<v Speaker 1>Kids will love this, but she obviously didn't like it.

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<v Speaker 1>But anyway, I'll keep you updated because I know you

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<v Speaker 1>want to know what's the next on your list?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you get?

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<v Speaker 1>Next? On my list? Is I was dad shamed, parent shame.

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<v Speaker 2>That comes as no surprise, but let.

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<v Speaker 1>Me explain myself. We went for a walk on Saturday

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<v Speaker 1>to the park, the cafe, which you know is in

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<v Speaker 1>between that and the park, stop for a coffee, a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of baby chinos for the kids. And usually with

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<v Speaker 1>baby chinos, what do you get on top of that?

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<v Speaker 1>A marshmallow thing like that? So I know them quite well.

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<v Speaker 1>So I went in, well, quite deep in the line.

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<v Speaker 1>I got the kids marshmallows before to keep them happy

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<v Speaker 1>because there was just they were like, where is it?

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<v Speaker 2>Where is it? So I've have no patience.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't understand.

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<v Speaker 2>So you've gone to the till you're going to reach around.

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<v Speaker 1>Reached around on the barista first.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you go tongues or did you go your grub grubby?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I'm a local. No, there's a spoon spin. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't spend anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>It's fine because you're not touching every single marshmallow. You're

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<v Speaker 2>just touching the ones you're going to grab.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, the kids are happy. You're not little, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>And I've give them to the kids anyway. Then I'm

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<v Speaker 1>talking to the barista as he's making coffees and he

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<v Speaker 1>puts the baby chinos there and he puts a marsh

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<v Speaker 1>mellow on top of each of them, and I went,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I don't want to give the kids more

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<v Speaker 1>than one because they'll be fucking mental for the rest

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<v Speaker 1>of the day. So I've snaked the two marshmallows and

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<v Speaker 1>put him in my mouth. And someone, a lady didn't

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<v Speaker 1>see me actually give them the marshmallows in the first instance,

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<v Speaker 1>saw me take my kids marshmallows, and she was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't believe you took your kid's marshmallows. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if she's joking at this point, and I'm like.

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<v Speaker 2>Is this on par with like the Jack of Potato comment.

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<v Speaker 2>She's like, this is hilarious, and you're like, I'm reporting this.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I could have reported her. I would She said

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<v Speaker 1>you're the worst parent.

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<v Speaker 2>No.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>If she was joking sleeping. I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know if she was joking, but she said

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<v Speaker 1>it so many times and I couldn't explain myself, and

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<v Speaker 1>then she just took off. So there I am standing

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<v Speaker 1>being absolutely parent, shame for not giving my kids too

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<v Speaker 1>much sugar's trying to do the right thing. I also

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to eat the marshmallow, but she flat out said

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<v Speaker 1>you're a bad dad.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe she's seen you do others.

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<v Speaker 1>She's not wrong, but I can't believe she's figured it out.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe she listens to the podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a misunderstanding. It was a misunderstanding.

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<v Speaker 2>I can appreciate how frustrating that would be.

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<v Speaker 1>She wouldn't even let me get a word in to

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<v Speaker 1>explain myself. She was badgering me. But I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>if she was joking. She must she must have been joking.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh like maybe your age forty?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I feel like, was that whole story just to

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<v Speaker 2>set up to Yeah, like if she was joking. If

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<v Speaker 2>she was joking, she would have been like, hah, tap

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<v Speaker 2>on the shoulder, you're doing a great job. She would

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<v Speaker 2>have turned It would have taken a U turn at

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<v Speaker 2>some point.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if she thought she knew me. Honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>it happened so quickly that I just felt nothing but shame.

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<v Speaker 2>Hm, well this is this is a real mystery. Ash.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, if you're listening, I didn't appreciate it. You ruined

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<v Speaker 1>my weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't believe that.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't really care. I was kind of like, but

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<v Speaker 1>the irony, I am a bad the irony.

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<v Speaker 2>And that the one thing you get shamed for is

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<v Speaker 2>when you're actually trying to be a good guy in

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<v Speaker 2>your life, all the things that you could get in

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<v Speaker 2>trouble for, and you're trying to limit your kids sugar intake,

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<v Speaker 2>and that's what brings a member of the public over

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<v Speaker 2>to point at you and go, you're fucking terrible.

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<v Speaker 1>I know. And it was like I was really trying

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<v Speaker 1>to be like on your a game. That's what I

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<v Speaker 1>get for trying to be a good parent. I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>not going to try anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't try.

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<v Speaker 1>I try. I'm not going to pick my kids up

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<v Speaker 1>from kind can walk on. I've got one more please. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>I just like, so much has happened, I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>might just happen in one week since I've seen you,

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<v Speaker 1>since you ditched me for Laura for the Logis.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyone wondering right now? We sometimes record these episodes a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit in advance, so we are recording this one.

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<v Speaker 2>I know it'll come out a little while after the logies,

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<v Speaker 2>but this is the first time Ash and I have

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<v Speaker 2>spoken post logis and he's a little bit hurt tender.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, very much. So it's been You couldn't watch I

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't watch it play out, Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>The awkward thing is. The awkward thing is Ash and

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<v Speaker 2>I had the option to maybe go to the logis.

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<v Speaker 2>A different brand that was working at the Logis are

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<v Speaker 2>a sponsor. They didn't go with us. In the end,

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<v Speaker 2>they ditched us, and at the same time Channel seven

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<v Speaker 2>asked Laura and then I also got asked to attend. Unfortunately,

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<v Speaker 2>Ash wasn't requested to join us.

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<v Speaker 1>Wonder why freeze the crowd?

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<v Speaker 2>Apparently, and even though it's my wife, Ash was not happy.

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<v Speaker 1>No excuse, no excuse. There's a video on our socials

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<v Speaker 1>if you want to go. That's how hurd I was.

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<v Speaker 1>I made a video about it.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't even look at me in the record.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just upset.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not angry. I'm disappointed.

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<v Speaker 2>I've never seen you so sensitive. I didn't realize you

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<v Speaker 2>had these type of emotions. I thought you were just

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<v Speaker 2>this hard shelled, cold hearted son of a bitch.

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<v Speaker 1>I am what happened?

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<v Speaker 2>Who are you ash? I love you?

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<v Speaker 1>I was dad shamed on when I say that. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I believe you.

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<v Speaker 2>You're special to me.

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<v Speaker 1>So anyway, something else has happened that I wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>talk to you about and actually maybe asked the least.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to love you.

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<v Speaker 1>I need time. Your third thing, my third thing that

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to just bring up. I have a fourth,

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<v Speaker 1>but I won't. We had pajama week this week. This

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<v Speaker 1>will be really quick before my third think this is

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<v Speaker 1>like a two point five pajama week. Great love the concept. Disagree,

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<v Speaker 1>look out of bed, off to KINDI not my problem.

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<v Speaker 1>You need to buy your kids more pajamas because I

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<v Speaker 1>know what you're going to say. And the pajamas are

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<v Speaker 1>all dirty, so.

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<v Speaker 2>You would you'd obviously take them in the same pajamas

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<v Speaker 2>that they were. Yeah it's fine, Yeah, that's fine. And

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<v Speaker 2>then would you would you get them changed or you

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<v Speaker 2>would you go straight back into bed in the same pajamas.

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<v Speaker 1>No bath, new pajamas, wash the other ones or whatever

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<v Speaker 1>I've gotten. They've got enough pajamas. Do you know what?

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<v Speaker 1>They wouldn't have pajama week as adults because I stick naked.

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<v Speaker 1>What about sleeping naked? Also is such a generational thing.

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<v Speaker 1>My dad's generation, big naked sleeper. I reckon that whole generation.

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<v Speaker 1>We're just like fuck it.

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<v Speaker 2>They get home from work, hands down, hair out in

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<v Speaker 2>the nude.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Anyway, so pajama Week big fan. But my third

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<v Speaker 1>thing that I want to talk about.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I just really quickly if we can just go

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<v Speaker 2>back to pajama week for just a second.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't think you wanted to talk about it anymore,

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<v Speaker 1>is it?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean you're just steamrolling through this is Can I

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<v Speaker 2>talk on this podcast?

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<v Speaker 1>This is my time?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, fuck pajama Week, We'll continue.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. This could also be a question for the listeners too,

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<v Speaker 1>because I want to know. So, I was at a party.

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<v Speaker 1>Was at a kid's birthday party? As you do, it

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<v Speaker 1>seems as though our lives are just consumed with kids'

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<v Speaker 1>birthdays pies, and we're looking around the presence there some

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<v Speaker 1>ship presence everyone in life gets. I was junk, you

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<v Speaker 1>get dealt a ship present here and there and will mate,

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<v Speaker 1>we're standing around the presence, look and see what we

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<v Speaker 1>could steal. Well like that. I was also telling Oscar

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<v Speaker 1>it was his birthday too, so I was like.

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<v Speaker 2>You guys are used to running with that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm going to run with until he realizes told

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<v Speaker 1>you this. Seeing that the meme with the guys forty.

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<v Speaker 2>I posted it on two dotting Dads and I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know if people got it. I don't know if people

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<v Speaker 2>understood that because Ash is a bad parent and he

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't give doesn't give his kids birthday parties.

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<v Speaker 1>May get one because it's my favorite.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, look at the look at the presence, looking at.

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<v Speaker 1>The presence, and we were talking about ship presence that

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<v Speaker 1>we've got. So the questions to the listener is, can

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<v Speaker 1>you please DMUs what ship presence your kids have been given?

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<v Speaker 1>Not what you've given them, but another member, a family

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<v Speaker 1>member has given them.

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<v Speaker 2>And whilst we don't want it to be awkward where

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<v Speaker 2>we oused these presents publicly, but I would really like

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<v Speaker 2>a photo of what the president is. I mean trying

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<v Speaker 2>to take it in a way which if we were

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<v Speaker 2>to publish it on two doting dads. It's not going

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<v Speaker 2>to be like Ernie Carroll going, how's this ship present?

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<v Speaker 2>And she's like, oh, that's.

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<v Speaker 1>The monopoly game that Billy's won. You can't play. It's

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<v Speaker 1>the present that your kid has been given. And you're like,

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<v Speaker 1>why the fuck did someone buy that or give them that?

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<v Speaker 1>Or it's like there's always that one weird family member

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<v Speaker 1>who tries to give your kids something that they're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, this is sentimental, and the kid's like, fuck off.

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<v Speaker 2>I wanted to Barbie.

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<v Speaker 1>So we were looking around and then the guy I

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<v Speaker 1>was was telling me a story about his dad's not

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<v Speaker 1>very good with kids. He said, this Christmas just gone.

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<v Speaker 1>My dad, trying to be a good grandfather, has brought

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<v Speaker 1>his daughter a nice jacket right for Christmas.

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<v Speaker 2>Lovely.

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<v Speaker 1>It's summer starters, so you make wrong season.

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<v Speaker 2>Could have got it on sale maybe, but continued.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, anyway, so they got this jacket and he was like,

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<v Speaker 1>in theory, great, it's like great dad, good job, like

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<v Speaker 1>you know, gave him a little pepper. Got home. They

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<v Speaker 1>thought they'd try the jacket on. Granddad has bought her

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<v Speaker 1>a dog jacket, and he said, we really realized when

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<v Speaker 1>we put the hood over and then there was that

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<v Speaker 1>strap across the middle.

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<v Speaker 2>How do you incorrectly buy a jacket for a dog

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<v Speaker 2>intending it to be for a child.

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<v Speaker 1>He was telling me this story, and I was in

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<v Speaker 1>fucking stitches. I was just like, that is fucking great,

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<v Speaker 1>Like that is perfect, top level grandparent trying to be

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<v Speaker 1>involved and just completely screwing the poop.

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<v Speaker 2>He's like cooking her dinner and it's just a big

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<v Speaker 2>old like lambone on.

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<v Speaker 1>The funny thing is they didn't have the heart zellium.

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<v Speaker 1>So he still thinks that he bought his granddaughter a jacket,

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<v Speaker 1>and he keeps asking did she love it?

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<v Speaker 2>She wear it? And they're like yeah all the time.

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<v Speaker 2>What a shame, what an idiot? Why are men so stupid?

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<v Speaker 1>We're just dumb, man.

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<v Speaker 2>I do feel though, that you talk about generational divide,

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<v Speaker 2>and I feel like the majority of granddads, like our parents,

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<v Speaker 2>are dads. No fucking idea whatsoever how to interact to

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<v Speaker 2>look after a young child.

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<v Speaker 1>No idea because in their day they would have gone

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<v Speaker 1>to work, get home, done the bath, thing, help whatever

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<v Speaker 1>I reckon.

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<v Speaker 2>They would just come home and the kid's already in bed.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that was just and it was like in the

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<v Speaker 1>car out the front, scrolling on my phone.

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<v Speaker 2>For the people this right now, you are a very

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<v Speaker 2>hands on parent, I am, yeah, that's not true. We're joking.

0:20:05.520 --> 0:20:10.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm so hands on that I eat their mushmallows. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>look at it is a very big generational thing. Like

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<v Speaker 1>my dad is getting better, but you can tell, like

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<v Speaker 1>he's the sort of grand dad that like he just

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<v Speaker 1>makes the funny faces now or he puts his foot

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<v Speaker 1>in it all the time. Like Oscar had a massive meltdown.

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<v Speaker 1>Four year olds don't understand things. So he was like,

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<v Speaker 1>we got you a new car toy cut My kid

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<v Speaker 1>loves cars, and the kid was like, where is it.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, oh, it's at our house.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. I'm like, why would you do that?

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, he's had a meltdown, and I'm like he thought

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<v Speaker 1>he was trying to do the right things.

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<v Speaker 2>I have at times. I need to always remind myself

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<v Speaker 2>and I do it. I've done it more than once.

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<v Speaker 2>Kids have no perception of time, and you should never

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<v Speaker 2>tease something really exciting unless it's within five minutes of

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<v Speaker 2>being in front of the child. Yeah, Like if there's

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<v Speaker 2>I remember the first time saying to Marley, we've got

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<v Speaker 2>a holiday coming up. She's like, fuck yeah, when and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, in two weeks.

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<v Speaker 1>Just got one of those neck pillows on our reading.

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<v Speaker 1>When are we going?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>It's right now, right here, right now. We've managed to

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<v Speaker 1>with Oscar be the album.

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<v Speaker 2>To break out into that song.

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<v Speaker 1>What song is that?

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<v Speaker 2>Right here? Right now? We're the world wicked?

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it was a fat boy right here, right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Is going down? Well? Yes? Is that your list done?

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<v Speaker 2>You've got more?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, I don't. I don't have more. I

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<v Speaker 1>had more to add to that, and I've forgotten. Should

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<v Speaker 1>we go into our favorite segment, Matthew and why.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't I just go fuck myself? Then show me?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, why what have you got?

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<v Speaker 2>I've just been, well, have been. I've been here entertaining.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been told that people just want me to talk

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<v Speaker 1>and you listen said that Linda.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually I've got a misser.

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<v Speaker 1>I get a beer, go on, get.

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<v Speaker 2>One pick quick. Well, speaking of Linda, do you remember

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<v Speaker 2>I think it was two weeks ago we had a

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<v Speaker 2>great lie from Linda. She was a parent that wrote.

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<v Speaker 1>In did I make fun of her name?

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<v Speaker 2>We did, yeah, because she says here, thanks for the

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<v Speaker 2>call out, and I'm very young.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you Ash to find young Linda. There's a toddler.

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<v Speaker 2>Her lie was that her kids would ask for a

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<v Speaker 2>hot water bottle because it's winter, had great hitting in

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<v Speaker 2>the house, so she would say, I'll be one second.

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<v Speaker 2>She would just give them a water bottle filled with.

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<v Speaker 1>Water, a hot water bottle when they were asleep.

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<v Speaker 2>And she said it's great because you know, I'm being

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<v Speaker 2>water wires. And we were like, we shut on her

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<v Speaker 2>a bit and we're like, what do you mean you're

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<v Speaker 2>being water wires.

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<v Speaker 1>Because first of all, no, I'm not sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>She said she wanted to clarify, okay, and she goes,

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<v Speaker 2>perhaps I wrote this in a way that was hard

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<v Speaker 2>to understand.

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<v Speaker 1>You called me stupid because you'd been right.

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<v Speaker 2>She just wanted to clarify that she never empties the

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<v Speaker 2>hot water bottle.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh see, because you even thought doesn't evaporate.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I was like, what are you talking about, Linda?

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<v Speaker 1>Jesus, so we don't have this vandetta against.

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<v Speaker 2>We are we are Linda, we love you, we are sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>and we.

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<v Speaker 1>Are very matt sorry me not so much.

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<v Speaker 2>So she never empties the water bottles.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, actually that is water wise, Linda, good job, Good

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<v Speaker 1>for you.

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<v Speaker 2>I have another message here, oh no, from Christy.

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<v Speaker 1>I love how you just call on us out for

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<v Speaker 1>shit we don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually this one is. We talked about the fact that

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<v Speaker 2>I like to check my heart rate very frequently, and

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<v Speaker 2>I've become.

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<v Speaker 1>What's it at right now? Am I getting your going?

0:23:49.119 --> 0:23:51.439
<v Speaker 1>It's getting that? Does engine reven?

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<v Speaker 2>I can't track it. I reckon it to be low,

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<v Speaker 2>to be like sixty right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Because you have such an athlete.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you ask questions to just shit on the You

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<v Speaker 2>should know this, But I think my heart rate it

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<v Speaker 2>got up to I think it was like eighty five

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<v Speaker 2>eighty seven one I.

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<v Speaker 1>Got written down when I'm trying to beat it. How'd

0:24:15.400 --> 0:24:19.359
<v Speaker 1>you go easy? Wait a moment? As you get higher

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<v Speaker 1>or lower? How does that work?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I guess, well, it depends how fit you are.

0:24:23.080 --> 0:24:25.440
<v Speaker 1>It'd be lower the fitter you are, right, correct, Well,

0:24:25.480 --> 0:24:28.520
<v Speaker 1>mine's through the roof. Mine's fucking double that.

0:24:28.960 --> 0:24:32.520
<v Speaker 2>You're like four two pump sessions. You last any longer

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<v Speaker 2>than twenty minutes, you're having a heart attack.

0:24:34.880 --> 0:24:36.720
<v Speaker 1>Actually, there's heart indition in my family to that.

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<v Speaker 2>So I asked the listeners if there was anyone out

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<v Speaker 2>there who had a partner who did the same thing,

0:24:44.960 --> 0:24:48.080
<v Speaker 2>and if they could beat the heart rate of ages, just.

0:24:48.040 --> 0:24:51.520
<v Speaker 1>Turning all of our listeners and followers into these sex pests,

0:24:52.960 --> 0:24:57.240
<v Speaker 1>track their sexual activity, also diarize it. Let's get a

0:24:57.280 --> 0:24:59.479
<v Speaker 1>little thing going here. I like it. Send a photo.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so I got a lovely message from Christy. Yes, okay,

0:25:04.200 --> 0:25:05.359
<v Speaker 2>she goes. I don't know if you need to know

0:25:05.400 --> 0:25:08.960
<v Speaker 2>this information. I absolutely do.

0:25:08.800 --> 0:25:09.600
<v Speaker 1>Need to know basis.

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<v Speaker 2>But my partner can get his heart rate up to

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<v Speaker 2>have a guess, Have a guess, one guess again, one

0:25:18.440 --> 0:25:20.760
<v Speaker 2>twenty one way higher, one.

0:25:20.680 --> 0:25:24.480
<v Speaker 1>Fifty higher, shut up higher. He needs to see a

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<v Speaker 1>GP try last two hundred.

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<v Speaker 2>One hundred and seventy to one hundred and eighty bpm.

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck, the guy must be like a rabbit.

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<v Speaker 2>Christ how is she still?

0:25:38.040 --> 0:25:42.639
<v Speaker 1>She'd have some bruises with those gibs?

0:25:42.880 --> 0:25:45.960
<v Speaker 2>Doesn't She didn't mention if she's happy about it or sad?

0:25:46.160 --> 0:25:49.240
<v Speaker 2>I mean, Jesus, she must. They must have a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of lube.

0:25:50.880 --> 0:25:52.520
<v Speaker 1>They must have a vibrant sex life.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean to put that into perspective. The highest I've

0:25:55.480 --> 0:25:59.200
<v Speaker 2>ever gotten, and this is, you know, running like sprinting,

0:25:59.600 --> 0:26:01.320
<v Speaker 2>I've got to one eighty. That's me.

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<v Speaker 4>You stack can't be right, This can't be right. Well, okay, Christy,

0:26:05.600 --> 0:26:10.960
<v Speaker 4>we want video evidence. Ash wants a video of I

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<v Speaker 4>don't know if.

0:26:11.480 --> 0:26:13.879
<v Speaker 1>It's a flex or. It's like he needs to see GP.

0:26:14.119 --> 0:26:15.240
<v Speaker 2>I think, yeah, I would.

0:26:15.359 --> 0:26:18.040
<v Speaker 1>Again, I'm not a doctor, but I'm concerned.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Then she says, ps, I just listened to your

0:26:21.640 --> 0:26:24.439
<v Speaker 2>episode talking about that. Just don't really think that I'm

0:26:24.480 --> 0:26:25.280
<v Speaker 2>being weird.

0:26:25.000 --> 0:26:27.280
<v Speaker 1>Here content you're weird.

0:26:28.359 --> 0:26:31.439
<v Speaker 2>And then one last one last comment as well as

0:26:33.040 --> 0:26:34.960
<v Speaker 2>it is a bit of a weird episode, whatever will

0:26:34.960 --> 0:26:36.639
<v Speaker 2>they all be like this? Probably not.

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<v Speaker 1>Look if this is the first time you're listening, this

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<v Speaker 1>is a bit of a weird.

0:26:40.119 --> 0:26:41.000
<v Speaker 2>One, weird one.

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<v Speaker 1>If you don't like it, fuck off.

0:26:44.680 --> 0:26:46.600
<v Speaker 2>I just want to call us up on something.

0:26:46.960 --> 0:26:50.360
<v Speaker 1>You call us out or up, call us up, both,

0:26:50.800 --> 0:26:51.400
<v Speaker 1>call us up.

0:26:51.440 --> 0:26:55.560
<v Speaker 2>Calls up like a heart right, we told a lie

0:26:56.440 --> 0:27:00.440
<v Speaker 2>previously a few episodes ago that we laughed about that

0:27:00.680 --> 0:27:05.560
<v Speaker 2>actually is one that could be quite detrimental. Well, I'm

0:27:05.560 --> 0:27:08.720
<v Speaker 2>sure majority of them can be detrimental. This one more

0:27:08.720 --> 0:27:10.879
<v Speaker 2>so than others. We've had a few people message us

0:27:10.880 --> 0:27:13.760
<v Speaker 2>and say, guys, I don't think you should be encouraging

0:27:13.800 --> 0:27:17.280
<v Speaker 2>this particular lie. And normally when we get that type

0:27:17.280 --> 0:27:20.280
<v Speaker 2>of feedback and we've been called out, I delete and

0:27:20.320 --> 0:27:22.639
<v Speaker 2>ignore them. But this one, I thought, you know what,

0:27:23.000 --> 0:27:25.359
<v Speaker 2>I will reference it because they do have a very

0:27:25.400 --> 0:27:30.479
<v Speaker 2>good point. It's the lie about using police. It's like

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<v Speaker 2>to fearmonger your children into behaving, saying like if you

0:27:34.080 --> 0:27:36.800
<v Speaker 2>don't go into bed, the police will come by and

0:27:36.840 --> 0:27:39.639
<v Speaker 2>they'll take you away, and the kids petrified that they

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<v Speaker 2>then behaving.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the problem with that.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a bad, bad lie because it puts the fear

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<v Speaker 2>into children about police oppices. Excuse me as I have

0:27:52.600 --> 0:27:58.120
<v Speaker 2>a stroke. So you don't want kids to be scared

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<v Speaker 2>of the police so something goes wrong.

0:28:01.320 --> 0:28:03.720
<v Speaker 1>Don't want to be able to trust the police exactly.

0:28:03.840 --> 0:28:05.159
<v Speaker 2>We want to treat the police.

0:28:05.160 --> 0:28:07.239
<v Speaker 1>What should we be saying. Should we be saying like

0:28:08.200 --> 0:28:11.680
<v Speaker 1>putting them more in fear of gang members? No, I

0:28:11.720 --> 0:28:14.520
<v Speaker 1>think I mean like like that the cartel will come

0:28:14.560 --> 0:28:17.600
<v Speaker 1>and get you. What about I'm really going to scare

0:28:17.640 --> 0:28:19.080
<v Speaker 1>the ship out of my kid with the cartel?

0:28:19.160 --> 0:28:21.840
<v Speaker 2>Now, well, I guess you could just use like firemen though,

0:28:22.200 --> 0:28:24.440
<v Speaker 2>as like they're scary. He's them.

0:28:24.760 --> 0:28:26.800
<v Speaker 1>No, they're like, how often do you look up to

0:28:26.840 --> 0:28:27.360
<v Speaker 1>the fireman?

0:28:27.720 --> 0:28:29.919
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, fireman and the higher kid's got.

0:28:29.760 --> 0:28:32.680
<v Speaker 1>The fireman calendar, the shirtless one.

0:28:33.720 --> 0:28:35.480
<v Speaker 2>Firemen. They come out pretty good, done it. They're on

0:28:35.520 --> 0:28:38.720
<v Speaker 2>top of the food chain in terms of services totally.

0:28:39.040 --> 0:28:41.840
<v Speaker 1>The sees will come and get here. The State Emergency Service,

0:28:41.880 --> 0:28:48.920
<v Speaker 1>they're all volunteers anyway, cares about out to the SS. Okay,

0:28:49.000 --> 0:28:52.120
<v Speaker 1>so what you're saying is we shouldn't make them afraid

0:28:52.240 --> 0:28:54.320
<v Speaker 1>of the police. Well, how am I going to get

0:28:54.320 --> 0:28:56.320
<v Speaker 1>my kids to do anything? I'm out of options.

0:28:56.760 --> 0:28:59.640
<v Speaker 2>You'll have to go back to beating them unfortunately.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, that was my favorite.

0:29:02.840 --> 0:29:03.720
<v Speaker 2>That is the best option.

0:29:03.840 --> 0:29:05.800
<v Speaker 1>That is the best option. Let's go into a family

0:29:05.840 --> 0:29:06.840
<v Speaker 1>Let's go to your family segment.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, cute music, Tell me Lie, tell me so as

0:29:17.400 --> 0:29:20.080
<v Speaker 3>a regularly so as a regular list to shut the

0:29:20.080 --> 0:29:23.160
<v Speaker 3>f as our regular listeners would know.

0:29:23.720 --> 0:29:26.880
<v Speaker 2>Every single week, we go through dms on two Doting

0:29:26.960 --> 0:29:30.160
<v Speaker 2>Dads on Instagram. We trawled through the list of all

0:29:30.200 --> 0:29:32.640
<v Speaker 2>the lies submitted from parents and even non parents, people

0:29:32.640 --> 0:29:35.280
<v Speaker 2>who have been told fed lies from their parents that

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<v Speaker 2>going back into the time when.

0:29:37.720 --> 0:29:39.680
<v Speaker 1>They were a chi circle of life. As I like

0:29:39.720 --> 0:29:40.160
<v Speaker 1>to call.

0:29:40.120 --> 0:29:42.440
<v Speaker 2>It is a gorgeous, beautiful thing.

0:29:42.840 --> 0:29:43.760
<v Speaker 1>Lying is the best.

0:29:43.800 --> 0:29:45.720
<v Speaker 2>We only have time for two.

0:29:45.960 --> 0:29:50.080
<v Speaker 1>Every single week. It's a big surprise, and Ash, would

0:29:50.080 --> 0:29:51.960
<v Speaker 1>you like to go first? I would like to go first,

0:29:52.000 --> 0:29:55.720
<v Speaker 1>because I did see a d M. But it reminded me.

0:29:55.960 --> 0:29:58.040
<v Speaker 1>I just didn't like the way it was written. So

0:29:58.080 --> 0:30:00.239
<v Speaker 1>I'm just going to do the lie how I do it,

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<v Speaker 1>which is how I get Oscar out of the bath.

0:30:02.920 --> 0:30:05.160
<v Speaker 1>And this is really common and it's been happening for

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<v Speaker 1>generations because I remember being told this by my parents.

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<v Speaker 1>If it's like, get out of the bath.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, the hard thing is can I just jump in

0:30:12.440 --> 0:30:16.280
<v Speaker 2>for one second? The hard thing is kids are evil

0:30:16.400 --> 0:30:20.360
<v Speaker 2>in that getting them into the bath hard nightmare. Getting

0:30:20.360 --> 0:30:24.600
<v Speaker 2>them undressed, it's just the worst. But then getting them

0:30:24.600 --> 0:30:27.000
<v Speaker 2>out of the bath is equally as hard. It's just

0:30:27.080 --> 0:30:28.440
<v Speaker 2>what do you What do you want from us?

0:30:28.760 --> 0:30:30.960
<v Speaker 1>I just don't know what They don't know what they want.

0:30:31.360 --> 0:30:33.440
<v Speaker 1>But anyway, that's why we dos where we have.

0:30:33.360 --> 0:30:36.560
<v Speaker 2>These lives to make life easier for us, not for them.

0:30:36.720 --> 0:30:38.800
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, you're lying, so help them get out of

0:30:38.800 --> 0:30:39.040
<v Speaker 2>the bath.

0:30:39.080 --> 0:30:41.960
<v Speaker 1>What is it is? Oh, PAULA plug? And essentially you'll

0:30:42.000 --> 0:30:46.920
<v Speaker 1>go down the drain. Yes, that's a great solid lie,

0:30:47.120 --> 0:30:49.040
<v Speaker 1>I think, and everyone would know that and everyone was

0:30:49.120 --> 0:30:52.840
<v Speaker 1>using it. But the other day I was Oscar was

0:30:53.120 --> 0:30:55.960
<v Speaker 1>still in the bath, Macy was getting dressed to codabed

0:30:56.520 --> 0:30:59.520
<v Speaker 1>and I think I went out to get his towel

0:30:59.520 --> 0:31:04.520
<v Speaker 1>from his bedroom and I heard him be like freak out.

0:31:06.680 --> 0:31:09.200
<v Speaker 1>He was like flipping out and I was like, fuck,

0:31:09.280 --> 0:31:10.840
<v Speaker 1>like put the hell's ran back in there, and like

0:31:10.880 --> 0:31:12.920
<v Speaker 1>what's wrong? And he knocked the plug out himself and

0:31:12.920 --> 0:31:18.760
<v Speaker 1>he was like scar like it was in the movies

0:31:19.040 --> 0:31:21.440
<v Speaker 1>and a whirlpool was happening, and he was just.

0:31:21.360 --> 0:31:26.640
<v Speaker 2>Like hanging on for deal life. Yeah. Yeah, the hard

0:31:26.640 --> 0:31:28.600
<v Speaker 2>thing about the bath is that there's nothing to grip

0:31:28.640 --> 0:31:28.960
<v Speaker 2>on that.

0:31:29.320 --> 0:31:30.000
<v Speaker 1>He was like.

0:31:34.360 --> 0:31:36.560
<v Speaker 2>It was like going down and slippery and you're like,

0:31:37.440 --> 0:31:39.360
<v Speaker 2>you're getting the tower going. What is he?

0:31:40.520 --> 0:31:43.040
<v Speaker 1>When I walked in and saw him there completely fine,

0:31:43.200 --> 0:31:46.239
<v Speaker 1>like thinking he's going down the drain, and I was like,

0:31:46.960 --> 0:31:50.920
<v Speaker 1>I worked right now he gets out of the bath

0:31:51.400 --> 0:31:52.080
<v Speaker 1>real quick. Now.

0:31:52.640 --> 0:31:54.440
<v Speaker 2>Kids hate that noise, don't they?

0:31:56.560 --> 0:31:59.320
<v Speaker 1>I hate that noise. I love it.

0:31:59.520 --> 0:31:59.720
<v Speaker 2>Now.

0:31:59.800 --> 0:32:02.400
<v Speaker 1>He things like when he's watching the bar the water

0:32:02.440 --> 0:32:04.280
<v Speaker 1>go down and there's like a toy left in there,

0:32:04.280 --> 0:32:11.560
<v Speaker 1>he's like, no man like in the Titanic. She's on

0:32:11.600 --> 0:32:19.680
<v Speaker 1>the door and he's just like Leo's just like so dramatic.

0:32:19.920 --> 0:32:21.000
<v Speaker 1>What do you got for me, Matthew?

0:32:21.040 --> 0:32:25.960
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Ash, this one. I think it's quite clever. Someone's

0:32:25.960 --> 0:32:30.880
<v Speaker 2>written in and said they absolutely hated silver Side, didn't

0:32:30.920 --> 0:32:33.680
<v Speaker 2>like corned beef. For those who aren't familiar, Oh yeah,

0:32:33.720 --> 0:32:36.160
<v Speaker 2>it's a very cost effective cut of meat.

0:32:37.440 --> 0:32:40.840
<v Speaker 1>I miss it. Actually, I completely forgot about silver Side.

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<v Speaker 2>I saw it at the shops of the day and

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, mam.

0:32:43.600 --> 0:32:46.920
<v Speaker 1>Maries, what do you put your tomato sauce over it?

0:32:47.520 --> 0:32:50.920
<v Speaker 2>No, that's Devin Devin or meat loaf, meat loaf, it's

0:32:50.920 --> 0:32:53.800
<v Speaker 2>mito sauce. But this girl she must have not like

0:32:53.880 --> 0:32:55.720
<v Speaker 2>red meat. But her dad.

0:32:55.600 --> 0:32:59.200
<v Speaker 1>That's like the reddest meat. Even if you cook it,

0:32:59.200 --> 0:32:59.800
<v Speaker 1>it's still rare.

0:33:00.160 --> 0:33:03.920
<v Speaker 2>Her dad, you know, he's he must be like Selfash.

0:33:04.040 --> 0:33:06.440
<v Speaker 2>He loved it, so he's serving it up. I'm guessing

0:33:06.520 --> 0:33:09.880
<v Speaker 2>quite frequently. And he said to her, no, it's not beef.

0:33:10.400 --> 0:33:16.800
<v Speaker 2>It's actually a deep ocean fish, those swimming cows. And

0:33:17.000 --> 0:33:20.280
<v Speaker 2>he ran for it with his lie for years how

0:33:20.320 --> 0:33:24.120
<v Speaker 2>many years? Talking about she just said years exclamation and

0:33:24.120 --> 0:33:26.440
<v Speaker 2>in capital's y E A R S.

0:33:26.760 --> 0:33:30.320
<v Speaker 1>Wow. Years that's clever. It kind of gives a little

0:33:30.360 --> 0:33:31.160
<v Speaker 1>tune of vibe.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I think, yeah, I get that, but like just

0:33:34.280 --> 0:33:36.120
<v Speaker 4>goes how much did he love it so much?

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<v Speaker 5>Then he like lie to his kid two years he

0:33:40.000 --> 0:33:43.480
<v Speaker 5>was like, just get him some ham or just give

0:33:43.520 --> 0:33:46.840
<v Speaker 5>her a fish, many other cuts of meat.

0:33:46.840 --> 0:33:50.760
<v Speaker 2>Barry Mundy's fucking expensive, I mean suicide. It's cheap, dude,

0:33:51.040 --> 0:33:53.040
<v Speaker 2>get a kilo on that for like four bucks.

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<v Speaker 1>I might get some. Can you guys write in and

0:33:58.080 --> 0:33:58.880
<v Speaker 1>tell me what it's good with?

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks veggies, but a mash Yeah delicious.

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<v Speaker 1>I want them understand, But I'm going to get some devn.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just lips and assholes rolled.

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<v Speaker 2>Up as before we go, Hey, I thought we'd mix

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<v Speaker 2>it up and end on to listener.

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<v Speaker 1>Questions, really mix it up.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got a question here that has come through from

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<v Speaker 2>one of our great listeners. Obviously, it goes without saying

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<v Speaker 2>that if you are listening to this podcast, maybe you

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<v Speaker 2>have a question that, for some unknown reason, you want

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<v Speaker 2>to have answered by two men who don't really know

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<v Speaker 2>what they're doing, no expertise whatsoever. We're here at your

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<v Speaker 2>beck and call this question is how do you navigate

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<v Speaker 2>your siblings fighting? Do you just let them sort of

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<v Speaker 2>it out themselves or do you intervene?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I suppose Like Oscar and Macy's so young, it's

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<v Speaker 1>like you can't You're just going to try and break

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<v Speaker 1>him up. I guess.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like Macey is such a non confrontational child.

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<v Speaker 2>She's always happy.

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<v Speaker 1>Is the devil go on? She just does like it's classic.

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<v Speaker 1>So Oscar had his legs up on the chair over

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<v Speaker 1>there the other day and she come over and she

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<v Speaker 1>just like wiggled the check and he was like, don't

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<v Speaker 1>like obviously didn't like it, and she knew that and

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<v Speaker 1>was like wiggled a bit more and stop it. And

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<v Speaker 1>she's like like really like giving him a good yankin

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<v Speaker 1>there is some evil and like when they're fighting, there's

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<v Speaker 1>not much I can really do.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you mean you're the parent.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just like putting it. I'm just like I will

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<v Speaker 1>take twenty bucks on makes it knock out in the.

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<v Speaker 2>Rolling pin coming for Oscar and you're like, what am

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<v Speaker 2>I meant to do?

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<v Speaker 1>Well? Like in the last episode Majure Take its Course,

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<v Speaker 1>she somehow finds the knives so I'm worried for Oscar.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, dude, So I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Fight that much, thankful.

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<v Speaker 2>It's hard because I was middle child, what a fire ash,

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<v Speaker 2>And I remember how bloody annoying it was my little brother.

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<v Speaker 2>If I lay a finger on him, if I had

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<v Speaker 2>touched him, if my Yeah, if I came in contact

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<v Speaker 2>for just the split second, he'd be.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, Mom, it's coming for me.

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<v Speaker 2>A mom would flip out and like would always come

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<v Speaker 2>for me. Yeah, he could come at me with a chainsaw,

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<v Speaker 2>I'd be in trouble.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's kind of similar like with Macy. If Oscar

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<v Speaker 1>goes anywhere near her, like in any violent capacity, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>he's in big fucking trouble. But like when I was

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<v Speaker 1>a kid, I'm the youngest of two, not quite such

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<v Speaker 1>a big family, and my sister was bigger than me, right,

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<v Speaker 1>so she just just sit on me, and you liked

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<v Speaker 1>it just to stop me, just because she was bigger.

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<v Speaker 1>She'd just be like all of weight, Mom said, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>she would just put all of her weight on me,

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<v Speaker 1>and it would diffuse the situation.

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<v Speaker 2>Just like immobilize.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but now I'm much taller than her and she's

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<v Speaker 1>in big.

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<v Speaker 2>Ship obviously we would intervene. We have to intervene.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're not. I'm not put bets on him, and

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<v Speaker 1>that's chanting.

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<v Speaker 2>There's times in the shower because we don't have a bath.

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<v Speaker 1>A bath at home, so oh, that's right.

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<v Speaker 2>The kids have a little like a little basket of

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<v Speaker 2>toys that they play within the shower and whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>Marley has kids no bath at home.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, mate, I know what a shame, but they

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<v Speaker 2>would just lowly just she's so much stronger than she

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<v Speaker 2>She's a nugget and we're always like, come on, Marley

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<v Speaker 2>playing ice and Molly's there like in a headlock, getting

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<v Speaker 2>like chicken wing by Lola because she's got a little

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<v Speaker 2>bluey toy.

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<v Speaker 1>And I think, like Marley lag I said, she's quite intelligent.

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<v Speaker 1>I think eventually she'll start to manipulate he. Sheould get hers,

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<v Speaker 1>she'll get it back on it. But Lola is like

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<v Speaker 1>a bit of a reckon. Yeah yeah. Oscar's a small boy,

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<v Speaker 1>to be honest, doesn't need anything. It's like seeing more

0:37:49.480 --> 0:37:53.160
<v Speaker 1>body fat on the skeleton. Honestly, he's so small, so

0:37:53.280 --> 0:37:55.160
<v Speaker 1>I think like when makes he gets a bit bigger,

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<v Speaker 1>she's going to punch the shit out of him. Shame, shame, shame.

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<v Speaker 2>Question what you got for me?

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<v Speaker 1>My question is we had a listener reach out who

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<v Speaker 1>is a single parent. She's a single parent raising a

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<v Speaker 1>young male, and she said, do we have any tips? So,

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<v Speaker 1>do you have any tips Matthew as a young male yourself, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't know what advice I've got one? What have you got?

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<v Speaker 1>I've got one? So tip from me is, get two

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<v Speaker 1>sets of towels, a good set of towels and a

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<v Speaker 1>ship set of towels, so that when he starts dizzing

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<v Speaker 1>the towel, he does it in the ship tower.

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<v Speaker 2>Hang on, you don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Want to suck up the good towel.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you dizzing in towers? Is that where you were gizz.

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<v Speaker 1>You clean it up with it with a towel. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't want him doing it in the good share

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<v Speaker 1>its you're doing the shitty kmart towers. Get him his

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<v Speaker 1>own towels, that's my tip. Or heaps of tissues.

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<v Speaker 2>I've just got some great visuals of you jacking off

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<v Speaker 2>into towels.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'll show you.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought you'd be more of a sock kind of guy.

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<v Speaker 1>Nah, I don't want that.

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<v Speaker 2>Tissues.

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<v Speaker 1>Tissues, stank sock around it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just a lot of fabric for just minimal liquid.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know how much your animal.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, he's something I want to talk about. Since having

0:39:18.160 --> 0:39:21.040
<v Speaker 1>a vasectomy, I've noticed I'm a squirter.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to.

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<v Speaker 1>There's way more of it. I don't know why. I

0:39:27.320 --> 0:39:29.440
<v Speaker 1>just think it's more liquidy now because there's no actual

0:39:29.440 --> 0:39:32.760
<v Speaker 1>swimmers in there anymore. I'm just like a fire hose.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, towel is necessary. Yeah, so okay. My

0:39:40.120 --> 0:39:42.920
<v Speaker 1>advice is get a separate set of towels as he

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<v Speaker 1>grows up.

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<v Speaker 2>And I also think I must have been about fifteen.

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<v Speaker 2>I think personal hygiene is something that it's very easy

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<v Speaker 2>for a young man to neglect MSH. I remember. I

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<v Speaker 2>remember I was like, have a shower. Yeah, no time

0:40:01.760 --> 0:40:05.359
<v Speaker 2>for that. I used to have because also because I'm

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<v Speaker 2>again one of five MM gave up on some of us.

0:40:08.800 --> 0:40:14.319
<v Speaker 2>And I shouldn't say we fell through the gaps. And

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<v Speaker 2>I remember there was one time I had this like

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<v Speaker 2>light blue bed sheet that was.

0:40:19.440 --> 0:40:23.600
<v Speaker 1>Like covered ins it was almost brown.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't, oh my god, I didn't change my bed

0:40:27.080 --> 0:40:29.160
<v Speaker 2>sheets because I was like, I thought next week, I

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<v Speaker 2>got next week and then before I know it, it's

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<v Speaker 2>been twelve months.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I don't know that reminds me.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, no, just wait a second, doesn't remind you.

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<v Speaker 2>Talk about the fact that you're ejaculating everywhere to the

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<v Speaker 2>point where it's like a five. I talk about missing

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<v Speaker 2>a couple of shower changing the sheets, and you're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>that's disgusting.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to bring you down to my level. So

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<v Speaker 1>your advice to this particular listener is just give up.

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<v Speaker 2>No no, no, no, no no. You're interpreting this entirely wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>I would say, keep a close eye the personal hygiene

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<v Speaker 2>from the ages of like twelve to sixteen. That's where

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<v Speaker 2>it can really like veer off track.

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<v Speaker 1>If he's uncircumcised. Make sure he's cleaning behind the skin.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, exactly, exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>Your future daughter in law, oh so in law, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>It was quite a clean episode until the end.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh we got that. That's all We've got time.

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<v Speaker 2>For talk, Its time for Hey, if you enjoyed this episode,

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<v Speaker 2>or any episode of Two Diting Dads, we would bloody

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<v Speaker 2>you have to do a few clicks of a button,

0:41:34.920 --> 0:41:36.799
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<v Speaker 2>saying I'm not trying to force you to give us

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<v Speaker 2>five stars. Make it as honest as you as you like.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh Matt woo, she's on your sheet.

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<v Speaker 2>And aso just a few comments. Or if there's any

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<v Speaker 2>other parents out there who you think, hey, maybe they

0:41:49.440 --> 0:41:51.799
<v Speaker 2>need just a little bit of comic relief, send them

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<v Speaker 2>an episode, not just this one, any episode. Maybe what

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<v Speaker 2>was a funny one? Ash? They're all funny? How am

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<v Speaker 2>I kidding?

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<v Speaker 1>I can't think of what whatevers like.

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<v Speaker 2>Nineteen Wow, they're all funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Send them anyone, send them anyone.

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<v Speaker 2>And if you're joining us for the very first time,

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<v Speaker 2>go back to episode one because I don't want to

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<v Speaker 2>sound bias. They're all great. And also give us a follow.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes kind of on Instagram. That's really easy because there's

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<v Speaker 1>a big button that says follow, so we know how

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<v Speaker 1>to do that. But yeah, thank you, it's all We'll

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<v Speaker 1>good time for bigger.

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<v Speaker 2>Two Doting Dads podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country

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<v Speaker 1>And extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torrestraight Islander

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<v Speaker 1>people's today. This episode was recorded on Gadigal Land.