1 00:00:00,280 --> 00:00:02,040 Speaker 1: He comes to the dog to ruin the record. 2 00:00:02,560 --> 00:00:04,160 Speaker 2: Why what the dog is that? 3 00:00:04,160 --> 00:00:12,280 Speaker 1: That is a cat? 4 00:00:21,200 --> 00:00:23,599 Speaker 2: Welcome back to two doting dads. My name is Mattie J. 5 00:00:23,880 --> 00:00:25,320 Speaker 1: And I'm Ash and this is a. 6 00:00:25,239 --> 00:00:28,720 Speaker 2: Podcast that would you believe it? It's all about parenting Ash. 7 00:00:28,760 --> 00:00:32,599 Speaker 2: It's the good, the bad, and the relatable because there 8 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:33,400 Speaker 2: is lots of it. 9 00:00:33,520 --> 00:00:34,720 Speaker 1: There is a lot to relate to. 10 00:00:35,560 --> 00:00:38,559 Speaker 2: I feel no advice, no advice, no one thing we 11 00:00:38,680 --> 00:00:44,200 Speaker 2: have nothing of. It's advice. Yes, the relatability container very full. 12 00:00:44,400 --> 00:00:45,760 Speaker 2: It's overflowing advice. 13 00:00:47,240 --> 00:00:50,120 Speaker 1: Every now and then I think we accidentally give some advice, 14 00:00:50,240 --> 00:00:53,600 Speaker 1: like this morning. I was checking the DMS once. 15 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:56,040 Speaker 2: This week, but I don't believe it. 16 00:00:56,080 --> 00:00:58,160 Speaker 1: And someone said, I'm about to travel to France with 17 00:00:58,200 --> 00:01:00,800 Speaker 1: my kids and they just did a quick trip to 18 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:02,320 Speaker 1: the Gold Coast is like a test a trip and 19 00:01:02,320 --> 00:01:05,120 Speaker 1: now were apparently the kids were fucking mental. She's like, 20 00:01:05,160 --> 00:01:08,720 Speaker 1: should I postpone? And my advice was don't postpone because 21 00:01:08,760 --> 00:01:09,320 Speaker 1: then they win. 22 00:01:09,880 --> 00:01:10,520 Speaker 2: Don't give up. 23 00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:13,440 Speaker 1: Don't give up because you can't let them beat you. 24 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:14,280 Speaker 1: That's my advice. 25 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:17,959 Speaker 2: Do you think do you think? When she as she 26 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:22,440 Speaker 2: when she asked that question, do you honestly think that 27 00:01:22,520 --> 00:01:24,840 Speaker 2: she would have postponed the trip if you were like, look, 28 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:28,000 Speaker 2: whatever her name was, I think you should not go 29 00:01:28,319 --> 00:01:28,959 Speaker 2: cancel at all. 30 00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:36,240 Speaker 1: Let's test it. I'll I'll just go scrap that postpone 31 00:01:36,319 --> 00:01:38,119 Speaker 1: until they're in their teenage years and they can carry 32 00:01:38,160 --> 00:01:38,560 Speaker 1: your bags. 33 00:01:39,240 --> 00:01:42,520 Speaker 2: Yeah. She goes to a husband. She's like, actually, I've 34 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:44,119 Speaker 2: got some sound advice from someone. 35 00:01:44,319 --> 00:01:47,600 Speaker 1: Yep, someone with no credibility and whatsoever. 36 00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:49,200 Speaker 2: Our European trip is no more. 37 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:53,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, so or they haven't been back to Parafrance. You've 38 00:01:53,040 --> 00:01:55,600 Speaker 1: read the whole thing I did, But she was probably 39 00:01:55,920 --> 00:01:58,440 Speaker 1: hoping that you read it, not me, because she probably 40 00:01:58,520 --> 00:02:00,880 Speaker 1: got some actual solid advice. I've said, just give them 41 00:02:00,880 --> 00:02:02,640 Speaker 1: a heap of male atone and strap yourself in. 42 00:02:02,680 --> 00:02:08,120 Speaker 2: From ash, we've gone back to the Og where it 43 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:08,600 Speaker 2: all began. 44 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:14,119 Speaker 1: They sold ten million liters of this beer in one year. 45 00:02:14,240 --> 00:02:16,720 Speaker 2: That is absolutely bloody crazy. We are, of course talking 46 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:20,440 Speaker 2: about better beer, of course, very good friend of the podcast, Yes, 47 00:02:20,760 --> 00:02:24,200 Speaker 2: and the Og the better beer. I don't know how 48 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:27,960 Speaker 2: many people know this, but it is zero carb, zero 49 00:02:28,120 --> 00:02:30,880 Speaker 2: sugar and also locales. 50 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:32,399 Speaker 1: How many cows have you guess? 51 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:35,520 Speaker 2: Have you guess? Twe game between between seventy and ninety 52 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:36,120 Speaker 2: What do you reckon? 53 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:38,760 Speaker 1: Eighty seven? Bang on? 54 00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:41,480 Speaker 2: You are? You are good? I'm good not just a 55 00:02:41,520 --> 00:02:45,359 Speaker 2: pretty face. So I guess in terms of beer, it's 56 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:48,400 Speaker 2: one of the healthiest and also one of the most delicious. 57 00:02:48,760 --> 00:02:52,240 Speaker 1: You know what, next week, let's jump on the MIDI compare, 58 00:02:52,560 --> 00:02:54,160 Speaker 1: compare the pair as they say. 59 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:57,160 Speaker 2: Well, I've got no Harbor ales left, and Laura's taken 60 00:02:57,200 --> 00:02:59,160 Speaker 2: all my zero OUs has she? 61 00:02:59,240 --> 00:02:59,400 Speaker 1: Yeah? 62 00:02:59,480 --> 00:02:59,880 Speaker 2: She drank them? 63 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:00,680 Speaker 1: Are what? 64 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:03,760 Speaker 2: Yeah? Well I had a few left after dridg July 65 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:05,920 Speaker 2: and then and I looked at the fridge and I 66 00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:07,280 Speaker 2: was like, they've all gone. 67 00:03:07,440 --> 00:03:08,679 Speaker 1: So we've got midies for next week. 68 00:03:09,160 --> 00:03:09,480 Speaker 2: Next week? 69 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:12,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, But for now, let's enjoy the original little crack. 70 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:18,880 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, day for it. Mm cheers. Have you ever 71 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:23,520 Speaker 1: had a content violation? You're a very crisp, squeaky clean man. 72 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:27,000 Speaker 2: I have only on Facebook. 73 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:28,359 Speaker 1: What about a comment violation? 74 00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:32,560 Speaker 2: Oh? The only thing I've done. I told you this 75 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:37,240 Speaker 2: story before when Laura was live streaming on TikTok and 76 00:03:37,880 --> 00:03:40,600 Speaker 2: it was before the live show for Life on Cut 77 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:43,120 Speaker 2: And as we were back. 78 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:45,040 Speaker 1: Cheeky plug of Life Uncut then. 79 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:52,720 Speaker 2: We Love Love, I was backstage and I said, there 80 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:56,480 Speaker 2: maybe one hundred people on the live stream, and I said, 81 00:03:56,920 --> 00:03:58,800 Speaker 2: if we get another hundred people, I'll take my pants 82 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:01,880 Speaker 2: off as a joke. I wasn't actually going to take 83 00:04:01,920 --> 00:04:02,560 Speaker 2: my pants off. 84 00:04:02,840 --> 00:04:04,000 Speaker 1: TikTok doesn't joke around. 85 00:04:04,360 --> 00:04:08,560 Speaker 2: They were on I'd say, fifteen seconds later, stream shut down. 86 00:04:08,760 --> 00:04:12,000 Speaker 1: Wow, really you were in the dog house after that. 87 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:14,120 Speaker 2: It was not good because then we couldn't livestream for 88 00:04:14,160 --> 00:04:15,080 Speaker 2: the live show. 89 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:16,280 Speaker 1: You sat it to her. 90 00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:18,720 Speaker 2: I guess I didn't think they'd be able to pick 91 00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:20,600 Speaker 2: up on words that quick, real quick. The only thing 92 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:23,640 Speaker 2: I think I've done in the comment section would have 93 00:04:23,720 --> 00:04:25,120 Speaker 2: you done Ashton. 94 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:28,000 Speaker 1: Same thing TikTok in the comment section. So I'll paint 95 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:29,760 Speaker 1: you the picture. I think it's a bit harsh because 96 00:04:29,760 --> 00:04:32,720 Speaker 1: I was trying to make the content funnier because it 97 00:04:32,760 --> 00:04:35,919 Speaker 1: wasn't that funny. It was a girl who bought a 98 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:39,520 Speaker 1: dress from Sheen or Sheen, that monstrosity of. 99 00:04:39,520 --> 00:04:43,080 Speaker 2: A company sh Ei n I guess, so I don't. 100 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:44,800 Speaker 1: Know anyway, So she bought a dress from there that 101 00:04:44,880 --> 00:04:46,880 Speaker 1: was obviously not what it looked like in the picture. 102 00:04:47,279 --> 00:04:50,839 Speaker 1: It was like really silver and it was kind of 103 00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:53,880 Speaker 1: like alfoyl. So she looked like she was dressed in alfhu. 104 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:56,039 Speaker 1: So I went to the comment section and I said, 105 00:04:56,440 --> 00:04:57,800 Speaker 1: you look like a jacket potato. 106 00:04:59,520 --> 00:05:02,960 Speaker 2: Not bad, right, well, because if you're being referred to 107 00:05:03,040 --> 00:05:06,000 Speaker 2: as a like a jacket potato wrapped in our foil, 108 00:05:06,279 --> 00:05:09,080 Speaker 2: absolutely ticks the box. I can see the resemblance. 109 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:11,960 Speaker 1: But if you reported it ever to. 110 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:15,120 Speaker 2: Say to someone you look like a potato, like a potatoes, 111 00:05:16,279 --> 00:05:18,200 Speaker 2: you know, it's quite a round vegetable. 112 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:20,640 Speaker 1: Look, it's not that bad. I said, you look like 113 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:22,960 Speaker 1: I didn't say you are a jacket potato. So do 114 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:24,799 Speaker 1: you look like a jack of potato? Anyway? 115 00:05:24,839 --> 00:05:27,080 Speaker 2: Why didn't you say like corn on the cob, wrapped 116 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:29,159 Speaker 2: it out like na? Why do you see like a carrot? 117 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:31,279 Speaker 1: You look like I thought it was being clever. I 118 00:05:31,320 --> 00:05:34,200 Speaker 1: thought this is a clever comment. Ha ha ha ha. I 119 00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:35,680 Speaker 1: laughed at myself about it. 120 00:05:35,720 --> 00:05:38,920 Speaker 2: Anyway, Get well, sometimes on TikTok you get a viral comment. 121 00:05:39,160 --> 00:05:40,720 Speaker 2: Yet you know, the more like you get you move 122 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:41,200 Speaker 2: to the top. 123 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:43,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, and I was hoping for that. I was having 124 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:49,000 Speaker 1: for stardom. Anyways, I get there, I get the violation overnight. 125 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:51,000 Speaker 1: I was like, I get a violation for it. I 126 00:05:51,080 --> 00:05:53,680 Speaker 1: checked it but she's reported it obviously because she's like, 127 00:05:53,839 --> 00:05:54,800 Speaker 1: this is fat shame. 128 00:05:54,680 --> 00:05:56,719 Speaker 2: And does it say to be fair for this comment? 129 00:05:56,720 --> 00:05:58,359 Speaker 2: Is you know what it's for or is it? Is 130 00:05:58,360 --> 00:05:59,160 Speaker 2: it a mystery? 131 00:05:59,640 --> 00:06:01,800 Speaker 1: It was just a mystery. Must have been like what 132 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:04,800 Speaker 1: else would be. I didn't shame food like she must 133 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:08,320 Speaker 1: have thought I've fat shaped or I've poked fauna. Not 134 00:06:08,360 --> 00:06:11,839 Speaker 1: the intention because it's not one of those words is offensive. 135 00:06:12,120 --> 00:06:17,880 Speaker 1: She split them up, jacket potato different. They're physical things anyway. 136 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:21,320 Speaker 1: So I went back to the video, Oh god, oh god, 137 00:06:21,720 --> 00:06:23,880 Speaker 1: and I recommented. 138 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:26,159 Speaker 2: Were you angry at this point? Nay, okay, No. 139 00:06:26,240 --> 00:06:28,600 Speaker 1: I was like, I'm going to right the wrong. So 140 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:35,360 Speaker 1: I wrote, it looks like what a jacket potato would wear. 141 00:06:36,040 --> 00:06:38,640 Speaker 2: Much better reported. 142 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:44,159 Speaker 1: Anyway. That was this week, and I was like, so 143 00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:45,920 Speaker 1: I'm just going back and forth. 144 00:06:46,040 --> 00:06:47,640 Speaker 2: Did you go again for a third bite? 145 00:06:47,839 --> 00:06:48,400 Speaker 1: Not yet? 146 00:06:49,080 --> 00:06:49,560 Speaker 2: Will you? 147 00:06:49,760 --> 00:06:51,960 Speaker 1: I will, and I'll try to be more specific about 148 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:54,920 Speaker 1: the jacket potato, and I'll be like, if you were 149 00:06:54,960 --> 00:06:57,520 Speaker 1: a jacket potato, this is what you would look like. 150 00:06:58,279 --> 00:07:02,680 Speaker 1: Or if a jacket potato was wearing this, that's what 151 00:07:02,720 --> 00:07:06,520 Speaker 1: it would look like. It's not I'll keep you updated. 152 00:07:06,880 --> 00:07:10,360 Speaker 2: Just stop. TikTok hates me. My videos get a thousand 153 00:07:10,440 --> 00:07:12,480 Speaker 2: views now, But one thing that I have had a 154 00:07:12,520 --> 00:07:16,640 Speaker 2: few times is a comment go kind of viral and 155 00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:18,440 Speaker 2: it feels good. So it's the only win that I'm 156 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:20,280 Speaker 2: getting on TikTok. It's like when. 157 00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:21,760 Speaker 1: Someone what's viral to you? 158 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:23,640 Speaker 2: Though? I mean, I think it was someone doing a 159 00:07:23,640 --> 00:07:26,760 Speaker 2: big jump on a BMX bike and I wrote, oh, 160 00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:31,080 Speaker 2: that's got to hurt or like he'll feel that in 161 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:35,080 Speaker 2: the morning, and got like a thousand likes. 162 00:07:35,120 --> 00:07:41,720 Speaker 1: That's great, and that's gotta such a general dad comment too, 163 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:43,120 Speaker 1: and it was. 164 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:44,400 Speaker 2: Just straight to the top. 165 00:07:44,520 --> 00:07:46,600 Speaker 1: I got, well, I had one right, and it was 166 00:07:46,920 --> 00:07:50,840 Speaker 1: a video of a guy CCTV footage of a guy 167 00:07:51,240 --> 00:07:55,320 Speaker 1: stealing meat at a grocery shop, but he was all 168 00:07:55,360 --> 00:07:57,720 Speaker 1: in Camo and I said, what do you mean there's 169 00:07:57,720 --> 00:08:03,680 Speaker 1: no one in this video? Hey, I think the last 170 00:08:03,680 --> 00:08:06,080 Speaker 1: time I checked is like ten or fifteen thousand lie, 171 00:08:06,960 --> 00:08:09,720 Speaker 1: which is better than any video I've ever done. 172 00:08:09,760 --> 00:08:11,960 Speaker 2: I'll be honest. It's slightly better than the Jack of 173 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:12,800 Speaker 2: Potato comment. 174 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:16,040 Speaker 1: I thought I was trying to make her content better. 175 00:08:16,160 --> 00:08:19,040 Speaker 2: Still full of confidence after the Camo. 176 00:08:18,760 --> 00:08:20,560 Speaker 1: Comment, I know, I was like this is going to 177 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:22,520 Speaker 1: be funny. You look like a jacket potato. Such a 178 00:08:22,520 --> 00:08:23,240 Speaker 1: weird reference. 179 00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:26,000 Speaker 2: I just get the comment section on TikTok, I get it. 180 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:27,920 Speaker 2: The kids were like, the. 181 00:08:27,960 --> 00:08:30,240 Speaker 1: Kids will love this, but she obviously didn't like it. 182 00:08:30,280 --> 00:08:32,480 Speaker 1: But anyway, I'll keep you updated because I know you 183 00:08:32,559 --> 00:08:34,280 Speaker 1: want to know what's the next on your list? 184 00:08:34,320 --> 00:08:34,720 Speaker 2: What do you get? 185 00:08:34,760 --> 00:08:38,000 Speaker 1: Next? On my list? Is I was dad shamed, parent shame. 186 00:08:38,120 --> 00:08:40,640 Speaker 2: That comes as no surprise, but let. 187 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:43,240 Speaker 1: Me explain myself. We went for a walk on Saturday 188 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:46,320 Speaker 1: to the park, the cafe, which you know is in 189 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:48,720 Speaker 1: between that and the park, stop for a coffee, a 190 00:08:48,720 --> 00:08:50,800 Speaker 1: couple of baby chinos for the kids. And usually with 191 00:08:50,840 --> 00:08:52,640 Speaker 1: baby chinos, what do you get on top of that? 192 00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:57,280 Speaker 1: A marshmallow thing like that? So I know them quite well. 193 00:08:57,360 --> 00:09:00,280 Speaker 1: So I went in, well, quite deep in the line. 194 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:03,400 Speaker 1: I got the kids marshmallows before to keep them happy 195 00:09:03,520 --> 00:09:05,240 Speaker 1: because there was just they were like, where is it? 196 00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:08,360 Speaker 2: Where is it? So I've have no patience. 197 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:09,080 Speaker 1: I don't understand. 198 00:09:09,120 --> 00:09:11,680 Speaker 2: So you've gone to the till you're going to reach around. 199 00:09:12,120 --> 00:09:14,319 Speaker 1: Reached around on the barista first. 200 00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:17,240 Speaker 2: Did you go tongues or did you go your grub grubby? 201 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:23,360 Speaker 1: Oh, I'm a local. No, there's a spoon spin. I 202 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:25,880 Speaker 1: didn't spend anyway. 203 00:09:26,040 --> 00:09:28,240 Speaker 2: It's fine because you're not touching every single marshmallow. You're 204 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:29,480 Speaker 2: just touching the ones you're going to grab. 205 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:33,440 Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, the kids are happy. You're not little, you know. 206 00:09:33,679 --> 00:09:36,000 Speaker 1: And I've give them to the kids anyway. Then I'm 207 00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:39,720 Speaker 1: talking to the barista as he's making coffees and he 208 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:44,080 Speaker 1: puts the baby chinos there and he puts a marsh 209 00:09:44,280 --> 00:09:45,880 Speaker 1: mellow on top of each of them, and I went, 210 00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:47,320 Speaker 1: you know, I don't want to give the kids more 211 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:49,480 Speaker 1: than one because they'll be fucking mental for the rest 212 00:09:49,520 --> 00:09:52,719 Speaker 1: of the day. So I've snaked the two marshmallows and 213 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:56,440 Speaker 1: put him in my mouth. And someone, a lady didn't 214 00:09:56,480 --> 00:09:59,640 Speaker 1: see me actually give them the marshmallows in the first instance, 215 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:02,360 Speaker 1: saw me take my kids marshmallows, and she was like, 216 00:10:02,640 --> 00:10:05,320 Speaker 1: I can't believe you took your kid's marshmallows. I don't 217 00:10:05,320 --> 00:10:07,680 Speaker 1: know if she's joking at this point, and I'm like. 218 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:11,280 Speaker 2: Is this on par with like the Jack of Potato comment. 219 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:14,640 Speaker 2: She's like, this is hilarious, and you're like, I'm reporting this. 220 00:10:14,760 --> 00:10:17,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, I could have reported her. I would She said 221 00:10:17,720 --> 00:10:19,040 Speaker 1: you're the worst parent. 222 00:10:19,320 --> 00:10:19,600 Speaker 2: No. 223 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,079 Speaker 1: Yeah, but I don't know. 224 00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:23,200 Speaker 2: If she was joking sleeping. I'm sorry. 225 00:10:23,280 --> 00:10:25,600 Speaker 1: I didn't know if she was joking, but she said 226 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:28,280 Speaker 1: it so many times and I couldn't explain myself, and 227 00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:31,559 Speaker 1: then she just took off. So there I am standing 228 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:34,400 Speaker 1: being absolutely parent, shame for not giving my kids too 229 00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:37,440 Speaker 1: much sugar's trying to do the right thing. I also 230 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:41,160 Speaker 1: wanted to eat the marshmallow, but she flat out said 231 00:10:41,559 --> 00:10:42,880 Speaker 1: you're a bad dad. 232 00:10:44,080 --> 00:10:46,079 Speaker 2: Maybe she's seen you do others. 233 00:10:46,120 --> 00:10:49,240 Speaker 1: She's not wrong, but I can't believe she's figured it out. 234 00:10:51,679 --> 00:10:53,000 Speaker 2: Maybe she listens to the podcast. 235 00:10:53,080 --> 00:10:56,559 Speaker 1: It was a misunderstanding. It was a misunderstanding. 236 00:10:56,880 --> 00:10:59,240 Speaker 2: I can appreciate how frustrating that would be. 237 00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:00,920 Speaker 1: She wouldn't even let me get a word in to 238 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:03,920 Speaker 1: explain myself. She was badgering me. But I don't know 239 00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:07,280 Speaker 1: if she was joking. She must she must have been joking. 240 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:11,200 Speaker 1: Oh like maybe your age forty? 241 00:11:11,320 --> 00:11:19,800 Speaker 2: No, I feel like, was that whole story just to 242 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:24,840 Speaker 2: set up to Yeah, like if she was joking. If 243 00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:27,640 Speaker 2: she was joking, she would have been like, hah, tap 244 00:11:27,640 --> 00:11:29,680 Speaker 2: on the shoulder, you're doing a great job. She would 245 00:11:29,679 --> 00:11:31,680 Speaker 2: have turned It would have taken a U turn at 246 00:11:31,720 --> 00:11:32,160 Speaker 2: some point. 247 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:36,559 Speaker 1: I don't know if she thought she knew me. Honestly, 248 00:11:36,559 --> 00:11:40,320 Speaker 1: it happened so quickly that I just felt nothing but shame. 249 00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:44,400 Speaker 2: Hm, well this is this is a real mystery. Ash. 250 00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:47,560 Speaker 1: Look, if you're listening, I didn't appreciate it. You ruined 251 00:11:47,559 --> 00:11:48,120 Speaker 1: my weekend. 252 00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:49,800 Speaker 2: I don't believe that. 253 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:53,360 Speaker 1: I don't really care. I was kind of like, but 254 00:11:53,440 --> 00:11:55,599 Speaker 1: the irony, I am a bad the irony. 255 00:11:55,240 --> 00:11:57,160 Speaker 2: And that the one thing you get shamed for is 256 00:11:57,160 --> 00:12:00,400 Speaker 2: when you're actually trying to be a good guy in 257 00:12:00,440 --> 00:12:05,240 Speaker 2: your life, all the things that you could get in 258 00:12:05,280 --> 00:12:08,600 Speaker 2: trouble for, and you're trying to limit your kids sugar intake, 259 00:12:08,760 --> 00:12:11,480 Speaker 2: and that's what brings a member of the public over 260 00:12:11,720 --> 00:12:14,040 Speaker 2: to point at you and go, you're fucking terrible. 261 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:16,360 Speaker 1: I know. And it was like I was really trying 262 00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:20,200 Speaker 1: to be like on your a game. That's what I 263 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:22,160 Speaker 1: get for trying to be a good parent. I'm just 264 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:23,080 Speaker 1: not going to try anymore. 265 00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:23,800 Speaker 2: Don't try. 266 00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:25,360 Speaker 1: I try. I'm not going to pick my kids up 267 00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:29,880 Speaker 1: from kind can walk on. I've got one more please. Uh. 268 00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:33,959 Speaker 1: I just like, so much has happened, I feel like 269 00:12:34,640 --> 00:12:36,280 Speaker 1: might just happen in one week since I've seen you, 270 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:38,760 Speaker 1: since you ditched me for Laura for the Logis. 271 00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:42,800 Speaker 2: Anyone wondering right now? We sometimes record these episodes a 272 00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:45,480 Speaker 2: little bit in advance, so we are recording this one. 273 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:48,480 Speaker 2: I know it'll come out a little while after the logies, 274 00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:50,640 Speaker 2: but this is the first time Ash and I have 275 00:12:50,760 --> 00:12:56,440 Speaker 2: spoken post logis and he's a little bit hurt tender. 276 00:12:56,800 --> 00:13:02,679 Speaker 1: Yes, very much. So it's been You couldn't watch I 277 00:13:02,679 --> 00:13:04,480 Speaker 1: couldn't watch it play out, Okay. 278 00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:08,000 Speaker 2: The awkward thing is. The awkward thing is Ash and 279 00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:11,200 Speaker 2: I had the option to maybe go to the logis. 280 00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:14,840 Speaker 2: A different brand that was working at the Logis are 281 00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:17,280 Speaker 2: a sponsor. They didn't go with us. In the end, 282 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:21,000 Speaker 2: they ditched us, and at the same time Channel seven 283 00:13:21,320 --> 00:13:26,640 Speaker 2: asked Laura and then I also got asked to attend. Unfortunately, 284 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:29,640 Speaker 2: Ash wasn't requested to join us. 285 00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:31,480 Speaker 1: Wonder why freeze the crowd? 286 00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:36,600 Speaker 2: Apparently, and even though it's my wife, Ash was not happy. 287 00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:40,520 Speaker 1: No excuse, no excuse. There's a video on our socials 288 00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:42,199 Speaker 1: if you want to go. That's how hurd I was. 289 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:43,240 Speaker 1: I made a video about it. 290 00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:44,760 Speaker 2: You can't even look at me in the record. 291 00:13:45,360 --> 00:13:46,000 Speaker 1: I'm just upset. 292 00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:46,680 Speaker 2: I'm sorry. 293 00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:48,240 Speaker 1: I'm not angry. I'm disappointed. 294 00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:52,080 Speaker 2: I've never seen you so sensitive. I didn't realize you 295 00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:54,679 Speaker 2: had these type of emotions. I thought you were just 296 00:13:54,760 --> 00:13:57,560 Speaker 2: this hard shelled, cold hearted son of a bitch. 297 00:13:57,720 --> 00:13:59,800 Speaker 1: I am what happened? 298 00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:02,880 Speaker 2: Who are you ash? I love you? 299 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:06,040 Speaker 1: I was dad shamed on when I say that. Okay, 300 00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:06,679 Speaker 1: I believe you. 301 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:07,480 Speaker 2: You're special to me. 302 00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:10,800 Speaker 1: So anyway, something else has happened that I wanted to 303 00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:12,679 Speaker 1: talk to you about and actually maybe asked the least. 304 00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:13,480 Speaker 2: I want to love you. 305 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:20,120 Speaker 1: I need time. Your third thing, my third thing that 306 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,120 Speaker 1: I wanted to just bring up. I have a fourth, 307 00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:24,840 Speaker 1: but I won't. We had pajama week this week. This 308 00:14:24,840 --> 00:14:26,640 Speaker 1: will be really quick before my third think this is 309 00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:32,080 Speaker 1: like a two point five pajama week. Great love the concept. Disagree, 310 00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:35,040 Speaker 1: look out of bed, off to KINDI not my problem. 311 00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:36,960 Speaker 1: You need to buy your kids more pajamas because I 312 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:39,040 Speaker 1: know what you're going to say. And the pajamas are 313 00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:40,160 Speaker 1: all dirty, so. 314 00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:42,080 Speaker 2: You would you'd obviously take them in the same pajamas 315 00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:45,680 Speaker 2: that they were. Yeah it's fine, Yeah, that's fine. And 316 00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:49,360 Speaker 2: then would you would you get them changed or you 317 00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:52,520 Speaker 2: would you go straight back into bed in the same pajamas. 318 00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:56,640 Speaker 1: No bath, new pajamas, wash the other ones or whatever 319 00:14:56,920 --> 00:14:59,680 Speaker 1: I've gotten. They've got enough pajamas. Do you know what? 320 00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:04,200 Speaker 1: They wouldn't have pajama week as adults because I stick naked. 321 00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:12,080 Speaker 1: What about sleeping naked? Also is such a generational thing. 322 00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:16,840 Speaker 1: My dad's generation, big naked sleeper. I reckon that whole generation. 323 00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:18,680 Speaker 1: We're just like fuck it. 324 00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:23,280 Speaker 2: They get home from work, hands down, hair out in 325 00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:24,440 Speaker 2: the nude. 326 00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:28,000 Speaker 1: Yeah. Anyway, so pajama Week big fan. But my third 327 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,320 Speaker 1: thing that I want to talk about. 328 00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:30,800 Speaker 2: Can I just really quickly if we can just go 329 00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:32,800 Speaker 2: back to pajama week for just a second. 330 00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:34,760 Speaker 1: I didn't think you wanted to talk about it anymore, 331 00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:35,080 Speaker 1: is it? 332 00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:38,880 Speaker 2: I mean you're just steamrolling through this is Can I 333 00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:39,960 Speaker 2: talk on this podcast? 334 00:15:41,080 --> 00:15:41,840 Speaker 1: This is my time? 335 00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:47,920 Speaker 2: Okay, fuck pajama Week, We'll continue. 336 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,560 Speaker 1: Okay. This could also be a question for the listeners too, 337 00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:52,160 Speaker 1: because I want to know. So, I was at a party. 338 00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:54,720 Speaker 1: Was at a kid's birthday party? As you do, it 339 00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:56,920 Speaker 1: seems as though our lives are just consumed with kids' 340 00:15:56,920 --> 00:16:00,960 Speaker 1: birthdays pies, and we're looking around the presence there some 341 00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:04,240 Speaker 1: ship presence everyone in life gets. I was junk, you 342 00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:08,040 Speaker 1: get dealt a ship present here and there and will mate, 343 00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:10,640 Speaker 1: we're standing around the presence, look and see what we 344 00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:16,920 Speaker 1: could steal. Well like that. I was also telling Oscar 345 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,400 Speaker 1: it was his birthday too, so I was like. 346 00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:19,800 Speaker 2: You guys are used to running with that. 347 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:23,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going to run with until he realizes told 348 00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:31,640 Speaker 1: you this. Seeing that the meme with the guys forty. 349 00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:33,280 Speaker 2: I posted it on two dotting Dads and I don't 350 00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:35,760 Speaker 2: know if people got it. I don't know if people 351 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:39,280 Speaker 2: understood that because Ash is a bad parent and he 352 00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:42,720 Speaker 2: doesn't give doesn't give his kids birthday parties. 353 00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:44,080 Speaker 1: May get one because it's my favorite. 354 00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:47,720 Speaker 2: So yeah, look at the look at the presence, looking at. 355 00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:49,600 Speaker 1: The presence, and we were talking about ship presence that 356 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:51,720 Speaker 1: we've got. So the questions to the listener is, can 357 00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:55,880 Speaker 1: you please DMUs what ship presence your kids have been given? 358 00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:58,800 Speaker 1: Not what you've given them, but another member, a family 359 00:16:58,840 --> 00:17:00,000 Speaker 1: member has given them. 360 00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:02,560 Speaker 2: And whilst we don't want it to be awkward where 361 00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:06,080 Speaker 2: we oused these presents publicly, but I would really like 362 00:17:06,119 --> 00:17:09,320 Speaker 2: a photo of what the president is. I mean trying 363 00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:10,760 Speaker 2: to take it in a way which if we were 364 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,679 Speaker 2: to publish it on two doting dads. It's not going 365 00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:17,560 Speaker 2: to be like Ernie Carroll going, how's this ship present? 366 00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:18,439 Speaker 2: And she's like, oh, that's. 367 00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:23,280 Speaker 1: The monopoly game that Billy's won. You can't play. It's 368 00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:26,159 Speaker 1: the present that your kid has been given. And you're like, 369 00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:30,560 Speaker 1: why the fuck did someone buy that or give them that? 370 00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:33,639 Speaker 1: Or it's like there's always that one weird family member 371 00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:38,000 Speaker 1: who tries to give your kids something that they're like, oh, 372 00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:40,520 Speaker 1: you know, this is sentimental, and the kid's like, fuck off. 373 00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:43,680 Speaker 2: I wanted to Barbie. 374 00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:45,320 Speaker 1: So we were looking around and then the guy I 375 00:17:45,359 --> 00:17:48,520 Speaker 1: was was telling me a story about his dad's not 376 00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:51,399 Speaker 1: very good with kids. He said, this Christmas just gone. 377 00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:55,400 Speaker 1: My dad, trying to be a good grandfather, has brought 378 00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:59,600 Speaker 1: his daughter a nice jacket right for Christmas. 379 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:00,399 Speaker 2: Lovely. 380 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:04,160 Speaker 1: It's summer starters, so you make wrong season. 381 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:07,120 Speaker 2: Could have got it on sale maybe, but continued. 382 00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:10,199 Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway, so they got this jacket and he was like, 383 00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:13,719 Speaker 1: in theory, great, it's like great dad, good job, like 384 00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:16,159 Speaker 1: you know, gave him a little pepper. Got home. They 385 00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:20,320 Speaker 1: thought they'd try the jacket on. Granddad has bought her 386 00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:27,960 Speaker 1: a dog jacket, and he said, we really realized when 387 00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:29,719 Speaker 1: we put the hood over and then there was that 388 00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:31,479 Speaker 1: strap across the middle. 389 00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:38,159 Speaker 2: How do you incorrectly buy a jacket for a dog 390 00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:40,280 Speaker 2: intending it to be for a child. 391 00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:42,359 Speaker 1: He was telling me this story, and I was in 392 00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:47,479 Speaker 1: fucking stitches. I was just like, that is fucking great, 393 00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:52,439 Speaker 1: Like that is perfect, top level grandparent trying to be 394 00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:55,680 Speaker 1: involved and just completely screwing the poop. 395 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:57,680 Speaker 2: He's like cooking her dinner and it's just a big 396 00:18:57,680 --> 00:18:59,280 Speaker 2: old like lambone on. 397 00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:01,720 Speaker 1: The funny thing is they didn't have the heart zellium. 398 00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:10,639 Speaker 1: So he still thinks that he bought his granddaughter a jacket, 399 00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:13,879 Speaker 1: and he keeps asking did she love it? 400 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,200 Speaker 2: She wear it? And they're like yeah all the time. 401 00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:24,680 Speaker 2: What a shame, what an idiot? Why are men so stupid? 402 00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:25,840 Speaker 1: We're just dumb, man. 403 00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:30,240 Speaker 2: I do feel though, that you talk about generational divide, 404 00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:34,720 Speaker 2: and I feel like the majority of granddads, like our parents, 405 00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:39,760 Speaker 2: are dads. No fucking idea whatsoever how to interact to 406 00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:42,280 Speaker 2: look after a young child. 407 00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:45,640 Speaker 1: No idea because in their day they would have gone 408 00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:48,200 Speaker 1: to work, get home, done the bath, thing, help whatever 409 00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:48,680 Speaker 1: I reckon. 410 00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:51,120 Speaker 2: They would just come home and the kid's already in bed. 411 00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:56,239 Speaker 1: Yeah, that was just and it was like in the 412 00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:58,480 Speaker 1: car out the front, scrolling on my phone. 413 00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:01,800 Speaker 2: For the people this right now, you are a very 414 00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:05,119 Speaker 2: hands on parent, I am, yeah, that's not true. We're joking. 415 00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:10,520 Speaker 1: I'm so hands on that I eat their mushmallows. Yeah, 416 00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:12,800 Speaker 1: look at it is a very big generational thing. Like 417 00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:16,080 Speaker 1: my dad is getting better, but you can tell, like 418 00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:19,399 Speaker 1: he's the sort of grand dad that like he just 419 00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:22,560 Speaker 1: makes the funny faces now or he puts his foot 420 00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:24,880 Speaker 1: in it all the time. Like Oscar had a massive meltdown. 421 00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:29,200 Speaker 1: Four year olds don't understand things. So he was like, 422 00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:31,600 Speaker 1: we got you a new car toy cut My kid 423 00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:34,520 Speaker 1: loves cars, and the kid was like, where is it. 424 00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:36,080 Speaker 1: He's like, oh, it's at our house. 425 00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:39,640 Speaker 2: Oh my god. I'm like, why would you do that? 426 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:44,400 Speaker 1: Anyway, he's had a meltdown, and I'm like he thought 427 00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:46,080 Speaker 1: he was trying to do the right things. 428 00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:50,040 Speaker 2: I have at times. I need to always remind myself 429 00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:51,600 Speaker 2: and I do it. I've done it more than once. 430 00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:56,040 Speaker 2: Kids have no perception of time, and you should never 431 00:20:56,240 --> 00:21:00,280 Speaker 2: tease something really exciting unless it's within five minutes of 432 00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:02,560 Speaker 2: being in front of the child. Yeah, Like if there's 433 00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:04,480 Speaker 2: I remember the first time saying to Marley, we've got 434 00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:07,359 Speaker 2: a holiday coming up. She's like, fuck yeah, when and 435 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:08,800 Speaker 2: I'm like, in two weeks. 436 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,080 Speaker 1: Just got one of those neck pillows on our reading. 437 00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:10,680 Speaker 1: When are we going? 438 00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:13,280 Speaker 2: Yeah? 439 00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:16,679 Speaker 1: It's right now, right here, right now. We've managed to 440 00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:17,840 Speaker 1: with Oscar be the album. 441 00:21:18,119 --> 00:21:19,600 Speaker 2: To break out into that song. 442 00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:21,879 Speaker 1: What song is that? 443 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:25,360 Speaker 2: Right here? Right now? We're the world wicked? 444 00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:28,879 Speaker 1: I thought it was a fat boy right here, right now. 445 00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:35,880 Speaker 2: Is going down? Well? Yes? Is that your list done? 446 00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:36,800 Speaker 2: You've got more? 447 00:21:37,359 --> 00:21:37,679 Speaker 3: No? 448 00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:40,320 Speaker 1: No, no, no, I don't. I don't have more. I 449 00:21:40,359 --> 00:21:42,720 Speaker 1: had more to add to that, and I've forgotten. Should 450 00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:45,919 Speaker 1: we go into our favorite segment, Matthew and why. 451 00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:48,119 Speaker 2: Don't I just go fuck myself? Then show me? 452 00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:50,320 Speaker 1: Okay, why what have you got? 453 00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:55,679 Speaker 2: I've just been, well, have been. I've been here entertaining. 454 00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:58,080 Speaker 1: I've been told that people just want me to talk 455 00:21:58,119 --> 00:22:01,199 Speaker 1: and you listen said that Linda. 456 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:06,040 Speaker 2: Actually I've got a misser. 457 00:22:07,359 --> 00:22:09,399 Speaker 1: I get a beer, go on, get. 458 00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:13,679 Speaker 2: One pick quick. Well, speaking of Linda, do you remember 459 00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:15,600 Speaker 2: I think it was two weeks ago we had a 460 00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:18,800 Speaker 2: great lie from Linda. She was a parent that wrote. 461 00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:19,880 Speaker 1: In did I make fun of her name? 462 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,679 Speaker 2: We did, yeah, because she says here, thanks for the 463 00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:24,280 Speaker 2: call out, and I'm very young. 464 00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:30,520 Speaker 1: Thank you Ash to find young Linda. There's a toddler. 465 00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:32,800 Speaker 2: Her lie was that her kids would ask for a 466 00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:35,320 Speaker 2: hot water bottle because it's winter, had great hitting in 467 00:22:35,359 --> 00:22:37,480 Speaker 2: the house, so she would say, I'll be one second. 468 00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:39,840 Speaker 2: She would just give them a water bottle filled with. 469 00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:41,640 Speaker 1: Water, a hot water bottle when they were asleep. 470 00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:43,960 Speaker 2: And she said it's great because you know, I'm being 471 00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:46,240 Speaker 2: water wires. And we were like, we shut on her 472 00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:47,199 Speaker 2: a bit and we're like, what do you mean you're 473 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:47,920 Speaker 2: being water wires. 474 00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:49,880 Speaker 1: Because first of all, no, I'm not sorry. 475 00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:53,480 Speaker 2: She said she wanted to clarify, okay, and she goes, 476 00:22:54,119 --> 00:22:56,280 Speaker 2: perhaps I wrote this in a way that was hard 477 00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:57,119 Speaker 2: to understand. 478 00:22:57,880 --> 00:23:02,640 Speaker 1: You called me stupid because you'd been right. 479 00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:06,080 Speaker 2: She just wanted to clarify that she never empties the 480 00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:06,840 Speaker 2: hot water bottle. 481 00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:11,480 Speaker 1: Oh see, because you even thought doesn't evaporate. 482 00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:14,280 Speaker 2: Yeah. I was like, what are you talking about, Linda? 483 00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:17,040 Speaker 1: Jesus, so we don't have this vandetta against. 484 00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:19,800 Speaker 2: We are we are Linda, we love you, we are sorry, 485 00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:20,359 Speaker 2: and we. 486 00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:23,359 Speaker 1: Are very matt sorry me not so much. 487 00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:26,680 Speaker 2: So she never empties the water bottles. 488 00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:31,040 Speaker 1: Right, actually that is water wise, Linda, good job, Good 489 00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:31,440 Speaker 1: for you. 490 00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:34,080 Speaker 2: I have another message here, oh no, from Christy. 491 00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:36,080 Speaker 1: I love how you just call on us out for 492 00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:36,800 Speaker 1: shit we don't know. 493 00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:41,520 Speaker 2: Actually this one is. We talked about the fact that 494 00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:45,800 Speaker 2: I like to check my heart rate very frequently, and 495 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:46,680 Speaker 2: I've become. 496 00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:48,840 Speaker 1: What's it at right now? Am I getting your going? 497 00:23:49,119 --> 00:23:51,439 Speaker 1: It's getting that? Does engine reven? 498 00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:53,719 Speaker 2: I can't track it. I reckon it to be low, 499 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:55,840 Speaker 2: to be like sixty right now. 500 00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:58,080 Speaker 1: Because you have such an athlete. 501 00:23:58,119 --> 00:24:03,000 Speaker 2: Do you ask questions to just shit on the You 502 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:05,879 Speaker 2: should know this, But I think my heart rate it 503 00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:08,160 Speaker 2: got up to I think it was like eighty five 504 00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:09,960 Speaker 2: eighty seven one I. 505 00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:15,400 Speaker 1: Got written down when I'm trying to beat it. How'd 506 00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:19,359 Speaker 1: you go easy? Wait a moment? As you get higher 507 00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:20,600 Speaker 1: or lower? How does that work? 508 00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:22,680 Speaker 2: Yeah? I guess, well, it depends how fit you are. 509 00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:25,440 Speaker 1: It'd be lower the fitter you are, right, correct, Well, 510 00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:28,520 Speaker 1: mine's through the roof. Mine's fucking double that. 511 00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:32,520 Speaker 2: You're like four two pump sessions. You last any longer 512 00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:33,960 Speaker 2: than twenty minutes, you're having a heart attack. 513 00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:36,720 Speaker 1: Actually, there's heart indition in my family to that. 514 00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:43,000 Speaker 2: So I asked the listeners if there was anyone out 515 00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:44,880 Speaker 2: there who had a partner who did the same thing, 516 00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:48,080 Speaker 2: and if they could beat the heart rate of ages, just. 517 00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:51,520 Speaker 1: Turning all of our listeners and followers into these sex pests, 518 00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:57,240 Speaker 1: track their sexual activity, also diarize it. Let's get a 519 00:24:57,280 --> 00:24:59,479 Speaker 1: little thing going here. I like it. Send a photo. 520 00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:04,159 Speaker 2: Okay, so I got a lovely message from Christy. Yes, okay, 521 00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:05,359 Speaker 2: she goes. I don't know if you need to know 522 00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:08,960 Speaker 2: this information. I absolutely do. 523 00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:09,600 Speaker 1: Need to know basis. 524 00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:13,119 Speaker 2: But my partner can get his heart rate up to 525 00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:18,400 Speaker 2: have a guess, Have a guess, one guess again, one 526 00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:20,760 Speaker 2: twenty one way higher, one. 527 00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:24,480 Speaker 1: Fifty higher, shut up higher. He needs to see a 528 00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:27,960 Speaker 1: GP try last two hundred. 529 00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:31,280 Speaker 2: One hundred and seventy to one hundred and eighty bpm. 530 00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:33,000 Speaker 1: Fuck, the guy must be like a rabbit. 531 00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:37,520 Speaker 2: Christ how is she still? 532 00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:42,639 Speaker 1: She'd have some bruises with those gibs? 533 00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:45,960 Speaker 2: Doesn't She didn't mention if she's happy about it or sad? 534 00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:49,240 Speaker 2: I mean, Jesus, she must. They must have a lot 535 00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:49,679 Speaker 2: of lube. 536 00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:52,520 Speaker 1: They must have a vibrant sex life. 537 00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:55,479 Speaker 2: I mean to put that into perspective. The highest I've 538 00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:59,200 Speaker 2: ever gotten, and this is, you know, running like sprinting, 539 00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:01,320 Speaker 2: I've got to one eighty. That's me. 540 00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:05,359 Speaker 4: You stack can't be right, This can't be right. Well, okay, Christy, 541 00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:10,960 Speaker 4: we want video evidence. Ash wants a video of I 542 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:11,639 Speaker 4: don't know if. 543 00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:13,879 Speaker 1: It's a flex or. It's like he needs to see GP. 544 00:26:14,119 --> 00:26:15,240 Speaker 2: I think, yeah, I would. 545 00:26:15,359 --> 00:26:18,040 Speaker 1: Again, I'm not a doctor, but I'm concerned. 546 00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:21,639 Speaker 2: Yeah. Then she says, ps, I just listened to your 547 00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:24,439 Speaker 2: episode talking about that. Just don't really think that I'm 548 00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:25,280 Speaker 2: being weird. 549 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,280 Speaker 1: Here content you're weird. 550 00:26:28,359 --> 00:26:31,439 Speaker 2: And then one last one last comment as well as 551 00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:34,960 Speaker 2: it is a bit of a weird episode, whatever will 552 00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:36,639 Speaker 2: they all be like this? Probably not. 553 00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:39,119 Speaker 1: Look if this is the first time you're listening, this 554 00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:40,359 Speaker 1: is a bit of a weird. 555 00:26:40,119 --> 00:26:41,000 Speaker 2: One, weird one. 556 00:26:41,119 --> 00:26:42,640 Speaker 1: If you don't like it, fuck off. 557 00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:46,600 Speaker 2: I just want to call us up on something. 558 00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:50,360 Speaker 1: You call us out or up, call us up, both, 559 00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:51,400 Speaker 1: call us up. 560 00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:55,560 Speaker 2: Calls up like a heart right, we told a lie 561 00:26:56,440 --> 00:27:00,440 Speaker 2: previously a few episodes ago that we laughed about that 562 00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:05,560 Speaker 2: actually is one that could be quite detrimental. Well, I'm 563 00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:08,720 Speaker 2: sure majority of them can be detrimental. This one more 564 00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:10,879 Speaker 2: so than others. We've had a few people message us 565 00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:13,760 Speaker 2: and say, guys, I don't think you should be encouraging 566 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:17,280 Speaker 2: this particular lie. And normally when we get that type 567 00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:20,280 Speaker 2: of feedback and we've been called out, I delete and 568 00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:22,639 Speaker 2: ignore them. But this one, I thought, you know what, 569 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,359 Speaker 2: I will reference it because they do have a very 570 00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:30,479 Speaker 2: good point. It's the lie about using police. It's like 571 00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:34,080 Speaker 2: to fearmonger your children into behaving, saying like if you 572 00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:36,800 Speaker 2: don't go into bed, the police will come by and 573 00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:39,639 Speaker 2: they'll take you away, and the kids petrified that they 574 00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:40,480 Speaker 2: then behaving. 575 00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:41,440 Speaker 1: What's the problem with that. 576 00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:46,200 Speaker 2: It's a bad, bad lie because it puts the fear 577 00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:52,560 Speaker 2: into children about police oppices. Excuse me as I have 578 00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:58,120 Speaker 2: a stroke. So you don't want kids to be scared 579 00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:00,400 Speaker 2: of the police so something goes wrong. 580 00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:03,720 Speaker 1: Don't want to be able to trust the police exactly. 581 00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:05,159 Speaker 2: We want to treat the police. 582 00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:07,239 Speaker 1: What should we be saying. Should we be saying like 583 00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:11,680 Speaker 1: putting them more in fear of gang members? No, I 584 00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:14,520 Speaker 1: think I mean like like that the cartel will come 585 00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:17,600 Speaker 1: and get you. What about I'm really going to scare 586 00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:19,080 Speaker 1: the ship out of my kid with the cartel? 587 00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:21,840 Speaker 2: Now, well, I guess you could just use like firemen though, 588 00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:24,440 Speaker 2: as like they're scary. He's them. 589 00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:26,800 Speaker 1: No, they're like, how often do you look up to 590 00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:27,360 Speaker 1: the fireman? 591 00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:29,919 Speaker 2: Yeah, fireman and the higher kid's got. 592 00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:32,680 Speaker 1: The fireman calendar, the shirtless one. 593 00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:35,480 Speaker 2: Firemen. They come out pretty good, done it. They're on 594 00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:38,720 Speaker 2: top of the food chain in terms of services totally. 595 00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:41,840 Speaker 1: The sees will come and get here. The State Emergency Service, 596 00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:48,920 Speaker 1: they're all volunteers anyway, cares about out to the SS. Okay, 597 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:52,120 Speaker 1: so what you're saying is we shouldn't make them afraid 598 00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:54,320 Speaker 1: of the police. Well, how am I going to get 599 00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:56,320 Speaker 1: my kids to do anything? I'm out of options. 600 00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:59,640 Speaker 2: You'll have to go back to beating them unfortunately. 601 00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:02,760 Speaker 1: Okay, that was my favorite. 602 00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:03,720 Speaker 2: That is the best option. 603 00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:05,800 Speaker 1: That is the best option. Let's go into a family 604 00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:06,840 Speaker 1: Let's go to your family segment. 605 00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:17,400 Speaker 3: Yeah, cute music, Tell me Lie, tell me so as 606 00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:20,080 Speaker 3: a regularly so as a regular list to shut the 607 00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:23,160 Speaker 3: f as our regular listeners would know. 608 00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:26,880 Speaker 2: Every single week, we go through dms on two Doting 609 00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:30,160 Speaker 2: Dads on Instagram. We trawled through the list of all 610 00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:32,640 Speaker 2: the lies submitted from parents and even non parents, people 611 00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:35,280 Speaker 2: who have been told fed lies from their parents that 612 00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:37,800 Speaker 2: going back into the time when. 613 00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:39,680 Speaker 1: They were a chi circle of life. As I like 614 00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:40,160 Speaker 1: to call. 615 00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:42,440 Speaker 2: It is a gorgeous, beautiful thing. 616 00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:43,760 Speaker 1: Lying is the best. 617 00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:45,720 Speaker 2: We only have time for two. 618 00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:50,080 Speaker 1: Every single week. It's a big surprise, and Ash, would 619 00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:51,960 Speaker 1: you like to go first? I would like to go first, 620 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:55,720 Speaker 1: because I did see a d M. But it reminded me. 621 00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:58,040 Speaker 1: I just didn't like the way it was written. So 622 00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:00,239 Speaker 1: I'm just going to do the lie how I do it, 623 00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:02,760 Speaker 1: which is how I get Oscar out of the bath. 624 00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:05,160 Speaker 1: And this is really common and it's been happening for 625 00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:08,479 Speaker 1: generations because I remember being told this by my parents. 626 00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:10,720 Speaker 1: If it's like, get out of the bath. 627 00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:12,440 Speaker 2: Well, the hard thing is can I just jump in 628 00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:16,280 Speaker 2: for one second? The hard thing is kids are evil 629 00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:20,360 Speaker 2: in that getting them into the bath hard nightmare. Getting 630 00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:24,600 Speaker 2: them undressed, it's just the worst. But then getting them 631 00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:27,000 Speaker 2: out of the bath is equally as hard. It's just 632 00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:28,440 Speaker 2: what do you What do you want from us? 633 00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:30,960 Speaker 1: I just don't know what They don't know what they want. 634 00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:33,440 Speaker 1: But anyway, that's why we dos where we have. 635 00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:36,560 Speaker 2: These lives to make life easier for us, not for them. 636 00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:38,800 Speaker 2: So yeah, you're lying, so help them get out of 637 00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:39,040 Speaker 2: the bath. 638 00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:41,960 Speaker 1: What is it is? Oh, PAULA plug? And essentially you'll 639 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:46,920 Speaker 1: go down the drain. Yes, that's a great solid lie, 640 00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:49,040 Speaker 1: I think, and everyone would know that and everyone was 641 00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:52,840 Speaker 1: using it. But the other day I was Oscar was 642 00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:55,960 Speaker 1: still in the bath, Macy was getting dressed to codabed 643 00:30:56,520 --> 00:30:59,520 Speaker 1: and I think I went out to get his towel 644 00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:04,520 Speaker 1: from his bedroom and I heard him be like freak out. 645 00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:09,200 Speaker 1: He was like flipping out and I was like, fuck, 646 00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:10,840 Speaker 1: like put the hell's ran back in there, and like 647 00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:12,920 Speaker 1: what's wrong? And he knocked the plug out himself and 648 00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:18,760 Speaker 1: he was like scar like it was in the movies 649 00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:21,440 Speaker 1: and a whirlpool was happening, and he was just. 650 00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:26,640 Speaker 2: Like hanging on for deal life. Yeah. Yeah, the hard 651 00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:28,600 Speaker 2: thing about the bath is that there's nothing to grip 652 00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:28,960 Speaker 2: on that. 653 00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:30,000 Speaker 1: He was like. 654 00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:36,560 Speaker 2: It was like going down and slippery and you're like, 655 00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:39,360 Speaker 2: you're getting the tower going. What is he? 656 00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:43,040 Speaker 1: When I walked in and saw him there completely fine, 657 00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:46,239 Speaker 1: like thinking he's going down the drain, and I was like, 658 00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:50,920 Speaker 1: I worked right now he gets out of the bath 659 00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:52,080 Speaker 1: real quick. Now. 660 00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:54,440 Speaker 2: Kids hate that noise, don't they? 661 00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:59,320 Speaker 1: I hate that noise. I love it. 662 00:31:59,520 --> 00:31:59,720 Speaker 2: Now. 663 00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:02,400 Speaker 1: He things like when he's watching the bar the water 664 00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:04,280 Speaker 1: go down and there's like a toy left in there, 665 00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:11,560 Speaker 1: he's like, no man like in the Titanic. She's on 666 00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:19,680 Speaker 1: the door and he's just like Leo's just like so dramatic. 667 00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:21,000 Speaker 1: What do you got for me, Matthew? 668 00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:25,960 Speaker 2: Okay, Ash, this one. I think it's quite clever. Someone's 669 00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:30,880 Speaker 2: written in and said they absolutely hated silver Side, didn't 670 00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:33,680 Speaker 2: like corned beef. For those who aren't familiar, Oh yeah, 671 00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:36,160 Speaker 2: it's a very cost effective cut of meat. 672 00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:40,840 Speaker 1: I miss it. Actually, I completely forgot about silver Side. 673 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,440 Speaker 2: I saw it at the shops of the day and 674 00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:43,960 Speaker 2: I was like, mam. 675 00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:46,920 Speaker 1: Maries, what do you put your tomato sauce over it? 676 00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:50,920 Speaker 2: No, that's Devin Devin or meat loaf, meat loaf, it's 677 00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:53,800 Speaker 2: mito sauce. But this girl she must have not like 678 00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:55,720 Speaker 2: red meat. But her dad. 679 00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:59,200 Speaker 1: That's like the reddest meat. Even if you cook it, 680 00:32:59,200 --> 00:32:59,800 Speaker 1: it's still rare. 681 00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:03,920 Speaker 2: Her dad, you know, he's he must be like Selfash. 682 00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:06,440 Speaker 2: He loved it, so he's serving it up. I'm guessing 683 00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:09,880 Speaker 2: quite frequently. And he said to her, no, it's not beef. 684 00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:16,800 Speaker 2: It's actually a deep ocean fish, those swimming cows. And 685 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:20,280 Speaker 2: he ran for it with his lie for years how 686 00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:24,120 Speaker 2: many years? Talking about she just said years exclamation and 687 00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:26,440 Speaker 2: in capital's y E A R S. 688 00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:30,320 Speaker 1: Wow. Years that's clever. It kind of gives a little 689 00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:31,160 Speaker 1: tune of vibe. 690 00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:34,240 Speaker 4: Yeah, I think, yeah, I get that, but like just 691 00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:36,120 Speaker 4: goes how much did he love it so much? 692 00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:39,800 Speaker 5: Then he like lie to his kid two years he 693 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:43,480 Speaker 5: was like, just get him some ham or just give 694 00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:46,840 Speaker 5: her a fish, many other cuts of meat. 695 00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:50,760 Speaker 2: Barry Mundy's fucking expensive, I mean suicide. It's cheap, dude, 696 00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:53,040 Speaker 2: get a kilo on that for like four bucks. 697 00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:58,040 Speaker 1: I might get some. Can you guys write in and 698 00:33:58,080 --> 00:33:58,880 Speaker 1: tell me what it's good with? 699 00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:03,200 Speaker 2: Thanks veggies, but a mash Yeah delicious. 700 00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:05,120 Speaker 1: I want them understand, But I'm going to get some devn. 701 00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:07,400 Speaker 1: It's just lips and assholes rolled. 702 00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:13,000 Speaker 2: Up as before we go, Hey, I thought we'd mix 703 00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:16,120 Speaker 2: it up and end on to listener. 704 00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:18,160 Speaker 1: Questions, really mix it up. 705 00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:22,040 Speaker 2: I've got a question here that has come through from 706 00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:24,919 Speaker 2: one of our great listeners. Obviously, it goes without saying 707 00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:26,880 Speaker 2: that if you are listening to this podcast, maybe you 708 00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:30,000 Speaker 2: have a question that, for some unknown reason, you want 709 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,080 Speaker 2: to have answered by two men who don't really know 710 00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:36,319 Speaker 2: what they're doing, no expertise whatsoever. We're here at your 711 00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:39,719 Speaker 2: beck and call this question is how do you navigate 712 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:43,000 Speaker 2: your siblings fighting? Do you just let them sort of 713 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:44,759 Speaker 2: it out themselves or do you intervene? 714 00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:48,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, I suppose Like Oscar and Macy's so young, it's 715 00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:50,439 Speaker 1: like you can't You're just going to try and break 716 00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:51,160 Speaker 1: him up. I guess. 717 00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:55,600 Speaker 2: I feel like Macey is such a non confrontational child. 718 00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:57,040 Speaker 2: She's always happy. 719 00:34:57,080 --> 00:35:01,520 Speaker 1: Is the devil go on? She just does like it's classic. 720 00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:03,439 Speaker 1: So Oscar had his legs up on the chair over 721 00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:06,040 Speaker 1: there the other day and she come over and she 722 00:35:06,239 --> 00:35:09,320 Speaker 1: just like wiggled the check and he was like, don't 723 00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:13,000 Speaker 1: like obviously didn't like it, and she knew that and 724 00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:17,359 Speaker 1: was like wiggled a bit more and stop it. And 725 00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:21,640 Speaker 1: she's like like really like giving him a good yankin 726 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:26,640 Speaker 1: there is some evil and like when they're fighting, there's 727 00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:27,879 Speaker 1: not much I can really do. 728 00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:29,839 Speaker 2: What do you mean you're the parent. 729 00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:32,040 Speaker 1: I'm just like putting it. I'm just like I will 730 00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:36,239 Speaker 1: take twenty bucks on makes it knock out in the. 731 00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:37,640 Speaker 2: Rolling pin coming for Oscar and you're like, what am 732 00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:38,160 Speaker 2: I meant to do? 733 00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:40,600 Speaker 1: Well? Like in the last episode Majure Take its Course, 734 00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:43,280 Speaker 1: she somehow finds the knives so I'm worried for Oscar. 735 00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:44,960 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, dude, So I don't. 736 00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:45,760 Speaker 1: Fight that much, thankful. 737 00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:50,160 Speaker 2: It's hard because I was middle child, what a fire ash, 738 00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:53,600 Speaker 2: And I remember how bloody annoying it was my little brother. 739 00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:56,640 Speaker 2: If I lay a finger on him, if I had 740 00:35:56,719 --> 00:35:59,480 Speaker 2: touched him, if my Yeah, if I came in contact 741 00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:01,000 Speaker 2: for just the split second, he'd be. 742 00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:03,640 Speaker 1: Like, Mom, it's coming for me. 743 00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:06,920 Speaker 2: A mom would flip out and like would always come 744 00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:09,640 Speaker 2: for me. Yeah, he could come at me with a chainsaw, 745 00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:13,120 Speaker 2: I'd be in trouble. 746 00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:17,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's kind of similar like with Macy. If Oscar 747 00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:20,040 Speaker 1: goes anywhere near her, like in any violent capacity, I'm like, 748 00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:23,160 Speaker 1: he's in big fucking trouble. But like when I was 749 00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:26,359 Speaker 1: a kid, I'm the youngest of two, not quite such 750 00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:30,359 Speaker 1: a big family, and my sister was bigger than me, right, 751 00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:32,839 Speaker 1: so she just just sit on me, and you liked 752 00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:36,960 Speaker 1: it just to stop me, just because she was bigger. 753 00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:39,560 Speaker 1: She'd just be like all of weight, Mom said, Like, 754 00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:41,560 Speaker 1: she would just put all of her weight on me, 755 00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:44,120 Speaker 1: and it would diffuse the situation. 756 00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:45,920 Speaker 2: Just like immobilize. 757 00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:50,879 Speaker 1: Yeah, but now I'm much taller than her and she's 758 00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:51,480 Speaker 1: in big. 759 00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:58,360 Speaker 2: Ship obviously we would intervene. We have to intervene. 760 00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:00,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, we're not. I'm not put bets on him, and 761 00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:01,520 Speaker 1: that's chanting. 762 00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:04,600 Speaker 2: There's times in the shower because we don't have a bath. 763 00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:08,279 Speaker 1: A bath at home, so oh, that's right. 764 00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:10,400 Speaker 2: The kids have a little like a little basket of 765 00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:12,840 Speaker 2: toys that they play within the shower and whatever. 766 00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:16,239 Speaker 1: Marley has kids no bath at home. 767 00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:19,120 Speaker 2: I know, mate, I know what a shame, but they 768 00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:24,239 Speaker 2: would just lowly just she's so much stronger than she 769 00:37:24,239 --> 00:37:27,080 Speaker 2: She's a nugget and we're always like, come on, Marley 770 00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:29,640 Speaker 2: playing ice and Molly's there like in a headlock, getting 771 00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:32,239 Speaker 2: like chicken wing by Lola because she's got a little 772 00:37:32,239 --> 00:37:32,759 Speaker 2: bluey toy. 773 00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:35,600 Speaker 1: And I think, like Marley lag I said, she's quite intelligent. 774 00:37:35,719 --> 00:37:39,320 Speaker 1: I think eventually she'll start to manipulate he. Sheould get hers, 775 00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:41,600 Speaker 1: she'll get it back on it. But Lola is like 776 00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:46,560 Speaker 1: a bit of a reckon. Yeah yeah. Oscar's a small boy, 777 00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:49,440 Speaker 1: to be honest, doesn't need anything. It's like seeing more 778 00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:53,160 Speaker 1: body fat on the skeleton. Honestly, he's so small, so 779 00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:55,160 Speaker 1: I think like when makes he gets a bit bigger, 780 00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:58,640 Speaker 1: she's going to punch the shit out of him. Shame, shame, shame. 781 00:37:58,880 --> 00:37:59,600 Speaker 2: Question what you got for me? 782 00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:02,799 Speaker 1: My question is we had a listener reach out who 783 00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:06,319 Speaker 1: is a single parent. She's a single parent raising a 784 00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:10,960 Speaker 1: young male, and she said, do we have any tips? So, 785 00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:16,640 Speaker 1: do you have any tips Matthew as a young male yourself, I. 786 00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:19,920 Speaker 2: Don't know what advice I've got one? What have you got? 787 00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:23,919 Speaker 1: I've got one? So tip from me is, get two 788 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:28,239 Speaker 1: sets of towels, a good set of towels and a 789 00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:31,120 Speaker 1: ship set of towels, so that when he starts dizzing 790 00:38:31,239 --> 00:38:33,480 Speaker 1: the towel, he does it in the ship tower. 791 00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:36,920 Speaker 2: Hang on, you don't. 792 00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:37,839 Speaker 1: Want to suck up the good towel. 793 00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:40,719 Speaker 2: Are you dizzing in towers? Is that where you were gizz. 794 00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:43,680 Speaker 1: You clean it up with it with a towel. Yeah, 795 00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:45,239 Speaker 1: you don't want him doing it in the good share 796 00:38:45,239 --> 00:38:48,319 Speaker 1: its you're doing the shitty kmart towers. Get him his 797 00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:51,840 Speaker 1: own towels, that's my tip. Or heaps of tissues. 798 00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:55,600 Speaker 2: I've just got some great visuals of you jacking off 799 00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:56,280 Speaker 2: into towels. 800 00:38:57,440 --> 00:38:58,799 Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll show you. 801 00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:02,719 Speaker 2: I thought you'd be more of a sock kind of guy. 802 00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:03,680 Speaker 1: Nah, I don't want that. 803 00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:04,480 Speaker 2: Tissues. 804 00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:08,440 Speaker 1: Tissues, stank sock around it. 805 00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:11,800 Speaker 2: It's just a lot of fabric for just minimal liquid. 806 00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:13,800 Speaker 2: I don't know how much your animal. 807 00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:18,080 Speaker 1: Actually, he's something I want to talk about. Since having 808 00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:21,040 Speaker 1: a vasectomy, I've noticed I'm a squirter. 809 00:39:21,239 --> 00:39:22,040 Speaker 2: I don't want to. 810 00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:27,279 Speaker 1: There's way more of it. I don't know why. I 811 00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:29,440 Speaker 1: just think it's more liquidy now because there's no actual 812 00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:32,760 Speaker 1: swimmers in there anymore. I'm just like a fire hose. 813 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:40,040 Speaker 1: Oh my god, towel is necessary. Yeah, so okay. My 814 00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:42,920 Speaker 1: advice is get a separate set of towels as he 815 00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:43,440 Speaker 1: grows up. 816 00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:47,080 Speaker 2: And I also think I must have been about fifteen. 817 00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:52,400 Speaker 2: I think personal hygiene is something that it's very easy 818 00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:58,120 Speaker 2: for a young man to neglect MSH. I remember. I 819 00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:01,719 Speaker 2: remember I was like, have a shower. Yeah, no time 820 00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:05,359 Speaker 2: for that. I used to have because also because I'm 821 00:40:05,719 --> 00:40:08,799 Speaker 2: again one of five MM gave up on some of us. 822 00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:14,319 Speaker 2: And I shouldn't say we fell through the gaps. And 823 00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:17,440 Speaker 2: I remember there was one time I had this like 824 00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:19,399 Speaker 2: light blue bed sheet that was. 825 00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:23,600 Speaker 1: Like covered ins it was almost brown. 826 00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:27,080 Speaker 2: I didn't, oh my god, I didn't change my bed 827 00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:29,160 Speaker 2: sheets because I was like, I thought next week, I 828 00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:31,160 Speaker 2: got next week and then before I know it, it's 829 00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:32,319 Speaker 2: been twelve months. 830 00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:36,360 Speaker 1: Oh my god, I don't know that reminds me. 831 00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:38,759 Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, just wait a second, doesn't remind you. 832 00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:42,040 Speaker 2: Talk about the fact that you're ejaculating everywhere to the 833 00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:45,120 Speaker 2: point where it's like a five. I talk about missing 834 00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:47,919 Speaker 2: a couple of shower changing the sheets, and you're like, oh, 835 00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:49,000 Speaker 2: that's disgusting. 836 00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:50,560 Speaker 1: I'm trying to bring you down to my level. So 837 00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:54,080 Speaker 1: your advice to this particular listener is just give up. 838 00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:57,439 Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no no. You're interpreting this entirely wrong. 839 00:40:57,520 --> 00:41:01,280 Speaker 2: I would say, keep a close eye the personal hygiene 840 00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:05,239 Speaker 2: from the ages of like twelve to sixteen. That's where 841 00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:06,960 Speaker 2: it can really like veer off track. 842 00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:11,279 Speaker 1: If he's uncircumcised. Make sure he's cleaning behind the skin. 843 00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:14,960 Speaker 2: Yes, exactly, exactly. 844 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,799 Speaker 1: Your future daughter in law, oh so in law, Well, 845 00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:18,359 Speaker 1: thank you. 846 00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:21,319 Speaker 2: It was quite a clean episode until the end. 847 00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:24,360 Speaker 1: Oh we got that. That's all We've got time. 848 00:41:24,239 --> 00:41:26,520 Speaker 2: For talk, Its time for Hey, if you enjoyed this episode, 849 00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:30,240 Speaker 2: or any episode of Two Diting Dads, we would bloody 850 00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:32,759 Speaker 2: love it if you would give us a review. All 851 00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:34,879 Speaker 2: you have to do a few clicks of a button, 852 00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:36,799 Speaker 2: will give us five stars if you want. I'm not 853 00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:38,239 Speaker 2: saying I'm not trying to force you to give us 854 00:41:38,239 --> 00:41:40,360 Speaker 2: five stars. Make it as honest as you as you like. 855 00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:42,680 Speaker 1: Oh Matt woo, she's on your sheet. 856 00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:46,640 Speaker 2: And aso just a few comments. Or if there's any 857 00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:49,400 Speaker 2: other parents out there who you think, hey, maybe they 858 00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:51,799 Speaker 2: need just a little bit of comic relief, send them 859 00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:55,360 Speaker 2: an episode, not just this one, any episode. Maybe what 860 00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:57,560 Speaker 2: was a funny one? Ash? They're all funny? How am 861 00:41:57,560 --> 00:41:58,000 Speaker 2: I kidding? 862 00:41:58,719 --> 00:42:00,879 Speaker 1: I can't think of what whatevers like. 863 00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:03,320 Speaker 2: Nineteen Wow, they're all funny. 864 00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:05,040 Speaker 1: Send them anyone, send them anyone. 865 00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:07,120 Speaker 2: And if you're joining us for the very first time, 866 00:42:07,239 --> 00:42:09,840 Speaker 2: go back to episode one because I don't want to 867 00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:14,520 Speaker 2: sound bias. They're all great. And also give us a follow. 868 00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:17,080 Speaker 1: Yes kind of on Instagram. That's really easy because there's 869 00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:19,200 Speaker 1: a big button that says follow, so we know how 870 00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:21,680 Speaker 1: to do that. But yeah, thank you, it's all We'll 871 00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:22,600 Speaker 1: good time for bigger. 872 00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:34,040 Speaker 2: Two Doting Dads podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country 873 00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:37,759 Speaker 2: throughout Australia and the connections to land, see and community. 874 00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:40,520 Speaker 1: We pay our respects to their elders past and present. 875 00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:43,640 Speaker 1: And extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torrestraight Islander 876 00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:47,319 Speaker 1: people's today. This episode was recorded on Gadigal Land.