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Speaker 2: Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
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Speaker 5: Good morning seven and is bout six Wednesday morning? On God,
Speaker 5: Good morning, Patsy.
Speaker 6: Good morning, Good morning, Jackie Boy.
Speaker 3: How do you guys?
Speaker 5: Now, I can tell that you old baby boy obviously
Speaker 5: gave you some seat last night.
Speaker 7: Fresh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just more vibrant. Yeah, hard to put down
Speaker 3: last night, but then slept all the way through.
Speaker 4: And well, have you got a routine for putting him
Speaker 4: down to seat? Now? Who does that? Is that your job?
Speaker 4: Being anchored?
Speaker 3: We go one for one, so I try. I'm very fast, actually,
Speaker 3: so I go like bounce him up and down for
Speaker 3: a little bit and go close enough, put him in
Speaker 3: the crib that doesn't sound like you, and then he'll
Speaker 3: usually wake up again, and then Bianca puts him down properly.
Speaker 3: But then last night there was even another oh oh,
Speaker 3: another twist in the movie. I'm up again trying to
Speaker 3: settle in and put him down. But what's changed really
Speaker 3: is the morning, because now he's sleeping through. I have
Speaker 3: to be so quiet. When I get up four point thirty,
Speaker 3: I'm tiptoeing out of the bedroom. I'm used to Bianca
Speaker 3: waking up with me. Turn all the lights on.
Speaker 5: Those days are over now, Honestly, you all, it's like
Speaker 5: being a sad ninja.
Speaker 4: I bet all your clothes they're not in the bedroom anymore.
Speaker 3: They're on the riching table, on the kitchen, little pile
Speaker 3: like my first under pants.
Speaker 4: So all of that.
Speaker 5: You have to dress yourself in the semi dark as
Speaker 5: because you can't have too many lights on because that
Speaker 5: might make the baby up or your wife.
Speaker 3: It's completely silent. Even I'm peeing in the toilet. I
Speaker 3: tried not to peek straight in the water on the side.
Speaker 4: And ang good as well. Just keep everything quiet.
Speaker 8: I used to creep around. I used to vacuum in
Speaker 8: her room what which she was in the pot?
Speaker 9: Never ever crept around, But not like before work.
Speaker 8: Well, no, I didn't vacuum before were I do hang
Speaker 8: washing out before work?
Speaker 5: That you are incredible though, you are like a machine.
Speaker 5: I can't believe how you can be productive early. It's
Speaker 5: just enough to get in the car and point the
Speaker 5: car the right way.
Speaker 4: Tohead.
Speaker 3: You already got that big drive over the west.
Speaker 8: There's twenty four hours in a day, Jack, you've got
Speaker 8: to use all of them.
Speaker 3: Why sleep?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I know, I actually think you're like a crocodile
Speaker 4: or sword? Do you see it? With one eye open?
Speaker 4: So I need to go back to this.
Speaker 5: So you would hoover while she was having what like
Speaker 5: an afternoon natale lately?
Speaker 8: Yet right from the start, no, they say, al maternal
Speaker 8: nurse said, not too ninja around to just go about
Speaker 8: your normal daily business.
Speaker 5: And she just sleeps through just an image of like
Speaker 5: a marching bank go through there, vacuum outs of that.
Speaker 4: That's amazing, Patsy.
Speaker 1: But Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: To Patsy, we need to talk to you about what
Speaker 4: happened yesterday.
Speaker 8: What happened yesterday?
Speaker 5: Yesterday there was like some sort of big obviously to
Speaker 5: do here at the radio station. A lot of people
Speaker 5: came in for it, and you said some comments. Are
Speaker 5: you aware that those went out live? What I wasn't there? Jack,
Speaker 5: wasn't there. Obviously we wouldn't attend such a thing. Rio
Speaker 5: was there and you you might as.
Speaker 9: Well just in the office in the air lock.
Speaker 10: Yes, that's the problem, and this is partially my fault,
Speaker 10: some would say completely my fault. After you came into it.
Speaker 5: By the way, did you all take you'd hear his
Speaker 5: nervous steering key.
Speaker 4: Witness is going to get.
Speaker 3: You'll have to go into witness protection. Change your name location.
Speaker 5: This is bigger than the her depth. Try right now,
Speaker 5: tread carefully.
Speaker 10: Rio so Pattery, you came into the airlock just before
Speaker 10: you were leaving. We had a chat as we do
Speaker 10: often discuss a number of topics.
Speaker 4: A bit more stuff come up, or with this other stuff.
Speaker 6: That didn't quite come up.
Speaker 10: And this is during the all staff meeting, and we
Speaker 10: obviously have to log in on Microsoft teams. You have
Speaker 10: to be there'd be present, be listening, of course, and
Speaker 10: I had my mike unmuted, and I didn't realize that
Speaker 10: until Huggy came in young guns after the meeting, Young
Speaker 10: Guns and younger. I won't say who, obviously, but a
Speaker 10: certain member, senior team member that everything the news, I
Speaker 10: guess you could say, said some things about the number. Well,
Speaker 10: do you want me to do the transcript?
Speaker 4: The transcript? Just just just tell the truth, all.
Speaker 6: Right, I'll bleep out.
Speaker 3: Obviously for radio.
Speaker 4: They were swearing.
Speaker 6: Of course they were sear.
Speaker 9: What did I say?
Speaker 6: You said?
Speaker 3: Beat me?
Speaker 10: How many beeping people are there in the office today?
Speaker 10: All those cheap skates can sniff a free lunch.
Speaker 8: You know what, I'm not taking the blame for that,
Speaker 8: because you should have had your mic.
Speaker 4: On your problem comments.
Speaker 9: I'm not in front of a microphone.
Speaker 8: I'm in an officel neutral zone.
Speaker 9: Neutral zone. You need to wear that.
Speaker 6: Everyone heard what you said, and yes they have to.
Speaker 4: Because of what he can.
Speaker 9: Yes, So what do you have to save for yourself?
Speaker 6: You have to save for yourself? Slag off the whole company.
Speaker 8: It's a I didn't sla observation, just the employees. I
Speaker 8: just find it really funny. Not since pre COVID have
Speaker 8: I seen so many wonderful colleagues in the office. And
Speaker 8: there's always wonderful wonder there's a free feed after the meeting.
Speaker 9: So what is your defense?
Speaker 3: I want to hear?
Speaker 8: What is this a learning curve for you?
Speaker 10: I made an error, for sure, but I'm not the
Speaker 10: one who's comments about the entire stuff.
Speaker 8: But you had your mic on, So that's a that's
Speaker 8: a good lesson for you, isn't it.
Speaker 3: Forward?
Speaker 5: Yep, excellent I'm hearing somebody down on their comments, though,
Speaker 5: is anyone else here in the doubling down?
Speaker 3: No apologies, no apology, just standing right by it in scene.
Speaker 4: You know I used to do that Trump.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Let's go through some of your emails. We call Lake
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Speaker 5: We now getting your emails, so if it's easier to
Speaker 5: email us and take bar on the show anytime after
Speaker 5: we've moved on from anything. Christian at christiano'connor dot com
Speaker 5: dot AU. Oh, first, this is about yesterday's show. We
Speaker 5: were talking about how NASA has someone called George who
Speaker 5: is their chief sniffer. Nothing will go in any of
Speaker 5: the spaceships until Georgie boy has smelt it. If it
Speaker 5: has an obnoxious odor, he rules it out because otherwise
Speaker 5: it's going to irritate everyone there. Christian, I'm like George.
Speaker 5: I have a very unique sense of smell. This comes
Speaker 5: from Kerry years ago. Local farmers would pay me to
Speaker 5: go out shooting with them as I would smell where
Speaker 5: the foxes were and follow the trail.
Speaker 4: Wow, does such a thing.
Speaker 5: I can even tell which one of my kids has
Speaker 5: walked through the house barefoot, even after washing their feet.
Speaker 5: It all makes a great dinner conversation that comes from
Speaker 5: carry if you have a gift that you must be
Speaker 5: able to smell more than that.
Speaker 4: Kerry, thank you, Janine.
Speaker 5: Subject heading tracksuit pant wearing in public. This was a
Speaker 5: big thing yesterday on the show after Patsy red carded
Speaker 5: her husband Chris for trying to wear tracksuit parents to
Speaker 5: go and drop off their daughter Ordi at ballet, and
Speaker 5: we were saying, Jack and I are saying that you
Speaker 5: can absolutely wear track I love the fact that when
Speaker 5: people get so emotionally involved in an argument, there's no
Speaker 5: time for Hello. Christian just simply begins, Yes, of course
Speaker 5: you can wear them in public. I draw the line
Speaker 5: at wearing slippers in public. They are indoor wear. I
Speaker 5: can see why the woman red carded her husband, Patsy.
Speaker 5: I'm also a wear abe residents. People here are very
Speaker 5: clicky her words. They think they are better than everybody else.
Speaker 5: I can remember my cousin having to wear three pairs
Speaker 5: of sports socks in high school because he was told that's.
Speaker 4: Wear abe fashion.
Speaker 5: I see people in my neighborhood wearing full PJ sippers
Speaker 5: and dressing gowns to the shops, not just the supermarkets.
Speaker 8: Come on, that's giving up online.
Speaker 4: Christian and the team Wearabe.
Speaker 5: Isn't the only town there to celebrate the unbridled draw
Speaker 5: of moccasins. Do you know one town in Victoria is
Speaker 5: named after the shocking footwear mo moccasins on everyone?
Speaker 4: Is that right?
Speaker 9: No, that's not true.
Speaker 5: And this one comes from Tony Christian. I was asked
Speaker 5: yesterday by the guy who answered the phone to send
Speaker 5: my story to you. Sometimes that is because we've been
Speaker 5: out a time, and sometimes it's because the amount of
Speaker 5: stuff I get dropped into my in box, which I
Speaker 5: know you've just done a hard a hard pass to me.
Speaker 5: I'm like, Okay, is he hanging out? That email addressed
Speaker 5: team Okay Tony, here is email me. Hi was asked
Speaker 5: a guy who answered the phone, set my story to you.
Speaker 5: I was on hold and missed the phone in, but
Speaker 5: he said, email it to you. Christian and I love
Speaker 5: to sing. We were talking yesterday about have you become
Speaker 5: part of a show. I love to sing and sing
Speaker 5: a front of a crowd any chance I get. And
Speaker 5: I'm not very good. I sang the Gambler at every
Speaker 5: work Christmas party for twenty years.
Speaker 3: It's good fun for the start a lovely tree.
Speaker 5: And they said we didn't have time for this guy yesterday.
Speaker 5: What a shame, even when I'm almost overseas. Any chance
Speaker 5: to get up on stage and sing the Gambler anywhere
Speaker 5: I get the opportunity. We've now moved on to this
Speaker 5: line randomly. Fifteen years ago, after my divorce, I took
Speaker 5: my daughter's ten and fifteen to Disneyland, then on to Vegas.
Speaker 4: Can you believe it? What was I thinking? Well? I can't.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you go to an American trip with the kids to Disneyland,
Speaker 5: That's exactly what you would be thinking.
Speaker 4: I put tickets to see a show the drifters, coasters
Speaker 4: and platters. Can you imagine their faces when they found
Speaker 4: about what they're to see it through?
Speaker 5: We have front row tickets. The drifters noticed my enthusiasm
Speaker 5: and decided to get me on stage and seeing under
Speaker 5: the Boardwalk with them. Those tickets in Vegas are not cheap.
Speaker 5: If I've paid like two hundred bucks and there's some
Speaker 5: mumbley from Australia right singing badly under the board Walk,
Speaker 5: I want some of my money back. I want the
Speaker 5: drifters to do it, or the coasters and the platters.
Speaker 3: Also, what's he doing to let them know that he's enthusiastic.
Speaker 5: Yesterday we heard about the guy clicking his fingers to
Speaker 5: get his attention.
Speaker 3: He's a waiter.
Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you very much.
Speaker 1: Your emails Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 5: Right now whilst the show is on, we want to
Speaker 5: know what are you up to right now?
Speaker 4: I am doing the show, but I also have.
Speaker 5: Actually in the moment, I've not I've just seen nine
Speaker 5: open tabs, one of which I'm looking for a movie
Speaker 5: I cannot find. That Jackie Boy Reckons is called top Caddy.
Speaker 3: I heard it described me as a great underground hight film,
Speaker 3: great hight film that no one knows about. Obviously it's
Speaker 3: not called top Caddy because then it doesn't know about it.
Speaker 3: Love at top Cattie like a cat.
Speaker 4: No, no movie is called top Cattie.
Speaker 5: It wouldn't be if they came out with that, they
Speaker 5: wouldn't really write a good movie.
Speaker 3: If anybody knows a highest film that sounds sort of
Speaker 3: like top Cattie.
Speaker 4: There's probably only about ten really great heist movies.
Speaker 3: So we were talking about the town.
Speaker 4: One of the best.
Speaker 5: That's a really good one. What's the Thomas Crown Affair remake?
Speaker 5: Is very good with Pierce Pros. That is outside you've
Speaker 5: seen that.
Speaker 3: I haven't seen it. Pierce Pros I don't take as
Speaker 3: a serious actor.
Speaker 5: Because of Abba for that though he was he was.
Speaker 5: That is a really good one. The other one, what's
Speaker 5: someone with Clive Owen?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, inside Man, inside Man.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I rewatched that again.
Speaker 4: That's so smart. Isn't it really really good? All right?
Speaker 5: So I one and the other one I opened up
Speaker 5: I have. I've been trying to work out whether by
Speaker 5: Bruce Springsteen tickets to go and see him an Island
Speaker 5: next year?
Speaker 4: Do it?
Speaker 3: You're gonna take the show off? Yeah, just do it.
Speaker 4: I'm not out taking any breaks. It's my fiftieth next year.
Speaker 4: I'm thinking about getting it as a pressent from my
Speaker 4: South for myself.
Speaker 3: You deserve that.
Speaker 4: Oh thanks, change his tune now you should die. This
Speaker 4: guy wants to some time off in his fiftieth next year.
Speaker 4: That was instant. That was great, tig time off. No,
Speaker 4: I intend to what every show needs you until I
Speaker 4: dropped dead, be back in to make fifty all right?
Speaker 4: What are you up to? Right?
Speaker 5: Now and I won't put those tickets. Didn't realize it
Speaker 5: was good. Great problems here on the show.
Speaker 2: This is the Christian o'connells Show podcast.
Speaker 5: Jack has pulled what I would call a Jack move here,
Speaker 5: where I'm trying to do something, he's also trying to
Speaker 5: do something else, and somehow we can make these things
Speaker 5: work at the same time. Occasionally you shouldn't have a
Speaker 5: cross the streams, but we are right now, even though
Speaker 5: I'm supposed to be asking you, you know, what are
Speaker 5: you up to right now? During that song, I've just
Speaker 5: written down a couple of my favorite heist movies because
Speaker 5: Jack's got a movie that someone talking about. There's supposed
Speaker 5: to be a really great, pretty much unknown heist movie.
Speaker 3: And I know you love high schooling, so trying to
Speaker 3: remember it. Just yesterday he was saying a movie called
Speaker 3: Top Cattie or Top Caddy that not a lot of people.
Speaker 11: No.
Speaker 5: I love the idea of Top Caddy about a caddy
Speaker 5: in a heist movie with a golf bag feels again
Speaker 5: like Kevin James Sandler, David Spade, The Gang's Back Schneider.
Speaker 5: Rob Schneider is the inside man at an art gallery.
Speaker 3: But now as I can insult Google. Google doesn't know
Speaker 3: about top Caddy or top Catte.
Speaker 5: Google doesn't know it doesn't exist. Everything knows more about
Speaker 5: us than us, all right, if you're interested, some random
Speaker 5: heist movies.
Speaker 4: The Town, We Love, We Love Jackie Brown.
Speaker 3: I haven't seen it.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, that's a great Tarantina movie.
Speaker 3: Heat I still haven't seen.
Speaker 5: I've got to see that. One of my favorite movies
Speaker 5: of all time. Reservoir Dogs is a great Heights movie.
Speaker 5: The first Oceans movie, Oceans eleven. That's an awesome I
Speaker 5: liked all Yeah, they all worked. Yeah, and Inside Man
Speaker 5: is great as well. All right, Meanwhile, back to the show.
Speaker 3: No, it's because Peter's ringing any things he knows top Catty.
Speaker 4: No, we're not back to the show. Yep, Peter, you reckon,
Speaker 4: you know you reckon? You know the heist movie.
Speaker 12: I reckon.
Speaker 13: I do, Chris in of course.
Speaker 7: It comes from the days when I actually had a body,
Speaker 7: early seventies.
Speaker 14: I believe you're looking for top.
Speaker 7: Kepi t O p k A p I top isp
Speaker 7: Peter ustinov.
Speaker 5: Ah, Peter Eustaf was a great Poirot. About five or
Speaker 5: six years later, then sixties, one of the best ones.
Speaker 5: So top Hammer, We've got some audio here. This is
Speaker 5: one of the sixties. It's a heist movie.
Speaker 1: Cup Cappy isn't pregnable Fortress.
Speaker 5: Wow, already sounds good the phrase impectable fortress.
Speaker 4: You simply won't get in. If you do, you'll never
Speaker 4: get out.
Speaker 1: Cup Cappy isn't pregnable Fortress. Those ammals are watched day nights.
Speaker 1: Top Cappy.
Speaker 5: Regards the whistle, the lighthouse, road blocks, constant control.
Speaker 3: Topped Peter.
Speaker 5: Oh, there was top Gun. There was top Cappy. Peter,
Speaker 5: thank you very much for letting us know.
Speaker 4: Maight have a good day.
Speaker 15: You're welcome.
Speaker 4: Should we go back to.
Speaker 3: This week? Next week?
Speaker 4: Next week? All right? Now? Four one four one o
Speaker 4: four three? What are you up to right now? Christine?
Speaker 4: Good morning Christine. It sounds like you've got what going
Speaker 4: on there? What is it?
Speaker 7: No I have?
Speaker 16: I am sitting here watching my one year old son
Speaker 16: Marcello smashed three week books with milk, which is.
Speaker 13: A new record for him, isn't it.
Speaker 17: Yeah it is. I'm just so impressed. I thinks, really
Speaker 17: weight big. That one years old is pretty amazing.
Speaker 4: That is that is pretty amazing? And how's it all? Going.
Speaker 4: How's it all going?
Speaker 5: Motivate Jackie stood at the raw early stages almost three
Speaker 5: months in time.
Speaker 16: I was, I was thinking about jack and it does
Speaker 16: look jacket does get easier. We I mean, we have
Speaker 16: been up since.
Speaker 17: Four forty five this morning.
Speaker 3: However, come and do this what I don't, Christine, Actually
Speaker 3: don't look forward to eating solids because I watched one
Speaker 3: nephew do it the other day. It's such a minute mess.
Speaker 17: Oh God, when it goes, when it comes out.
Speaker 3: Anything like, he couldn't even get it in his mouth.
Speaker 3: I was like, you he eating anything? It looks like
Speaker 3: it's all the floor.
Speaker 17: Just wait until it gets through to the other end.
Speaker 17: It's amazing.
Speaker 5: And that is when you take them to restaurants and
Speaker 5: there's crap all over the floor. I used to always
Speaker 5: be offering to help if you get the hoover clear up.
Speaker 4: This is a floor.
Speaker 17: We're going through a throwing stage. At the moment everything
Speaker 17: gets thrown at the moment, ball, food, everything, coordination.
Speaker 3: Could I encourage Banker to be one of those mums
Speaker 3: who breastfeeds until he's like five.
Speaker 4: Christine, thank you very much for giving us a caol.
Speaker 4: Take care, have a great day.
Speaker 12: Guys, Kathy, good morning, Hi Christian, Good morning Kathy.
Speaker 4: And what are you up to right now? Mate?
Speaker 12: I am recovering from Springsteen ticket stress last night and
Speaker 12: last Friday. I've got Dublin tickets. Would you like to
Speaker 12: come with us?
Speaker 4: Tickets you've got?
Speaker 5: That's the one I want to go to. I want
Speaker 5: to go to Dublin seam what the ones in May? Yes?
Speaker 14: Yeah?
Speaker 16: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 12: Yeah. So well Friday night while we were on we
Speaker 12: managed the first of the concerts and then they dropped
Speaker 12: a third one. So luckily one of us was still
Speaker 12: on when it dropped, so I managed to get that one.
Speaker 4: Have you got Springsteen in Dublin? Have you got them
Speaker 4: for the Friday night? Yeah?
Speaker 12: The fifth, seventh, and the ninth, yees, three nights?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's different every night and chucks your extra different size.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 12: And the accommodation there is about four hundred bucks a night.
Speaker 12: Now it's gone through the roof.
Speaker 4: What you spring, Kathy?
Speaker 12: I might see you there, Yes you might, Okay, Kathy,
Speaker 12: Thanks guys.
Speaker 5: You by.
Speaker 4: Mary Ella.
Speaker 12: Hi Christian, how are you good?
Speaker 10: Money?
Speaker 4: I'm good, Marianna. What are you up to right now?
Speaker 18: I'm actually gonna go pick up a young lady to
Speaker 18: have a driving lesson.
Speaker 17: Well, I'm an instructor to take her.
Speaker 4: Tell me what like a seven am start for a
Speaker 4: driving lesson?
Speaker 16: Yes, sometimes even earlier and depending on their placements and
Speaker 16: things like that.
Speaker 5: Hell, that's keen, isn't it when it's still dark like that?
Speaker 5: I don't think I had any of this early when
Speaker 5: I was learning to drive.
Speaker 4: Marianna. What's the name of your driving school? Is it
Speaker 4: just yield? You work for school?
Speaker 12: It's now worked for myself. It's called the asil Wills.
Speaker 4: Driving School Essential Wills.
Speaker 12: Yes, driving school.
Speaker 3: You allowed to listen to the radio? Why you're instructing crank.
Speaker 4: Up the tunes?
Speaker 12: Yes, definitely, definitely.
Speaker 4: All right, Marianna, have a good day. Thanks you messing
Speaker 4: cool cal a brighter note.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian Carl Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Yesterday.
Speaker 5: In the show, we were talking about how NASA has
Speaker 5: a guy with a really amazing job, but he is
Speaker 5: their chief sniffer, a nasal nought. He actually does sniffer
Speaker 5: anything before it goes into the spaceship. They call it
Speaker 5: spaceship some so like a ten year I think adults
Speaker 5: say words, you know, when they're in the press coment
Speaker 5: how they're used today and the spaceships.
Speaker 4: Up into a space shuttle. Shuttle, yeah, space shuttle.
Speaker 5: He sniffs everything before it goes in there, George, And
Speaker 5: we're playing this from a little many talking mention about him,
Speaker 5: and we didn't know that they're allowed to take a
Speaker 5: little bag of personal items with them.
Speaker 3: The astronauts are actually allowed to have a small.
Speaker 16: Bag of personal belongings that usually includes things like a
Speaker 16: bible or family photos.
Speaker 4: We have an astronaut that wanted.
Speaker 19: To build a ship and a bottle, and so we
Speaker 19: were looking for different types of glues.
Speaker 14: Everybody knows how that is that, you know, just it
Speaker 14: wreaks some order.
Speaker 5: I get why someone wants something to do up there,
Speaker 5: because it strikes me is boring as hell.
Speaker 3: The novelty you would wear off in the first couple
Speaker 3: of days. Then I don't think a day. I don't
Speaker 3: think even a day. Once you've taken a couple of
Speaker 3: Selfies't that with that big old view and planet Earth background,
Speaker 3: what are we going to do up upside downright.
Speaker 5: And it floats up and stuff like that? You're done now?
Speaker 5: I wonder you need a hobby up there to do something?
Speaker 5: So today we're gonna imagine then you're allowed to take
Speaker 5: three things up there, right, a personal item and don't
Speaker 5: worry about the size something, a personal item that you
Speaker 5: really want to take up there.
Speaker 4: A movie, and a snack jack. What's it for you?
Speaker 3: Okay, so I've gone through the bottom killer as well.
Speaker 3: I'm taking my chest board as my personal item.
Speaker 4: That's a great idea.
Speaker 3: Actually, hours of fun to whiddle away.
Speaker 4: Hopefully just hours whittled away about the fun.
Speaker 3: Hopefully one of my fellow astronauts can play chess or
Speaker 3: else I'll teach them how to play.
Speaker 4: What happened to the pieces?
Speaker 3: Would space chest good point at?
Speaker 4: Thank you?
Speaker 3: Some kind of velcro chess? I'm sure that's I can
Speaker 3: figure that out.
Speaker 5: I used to have a travel chest set that had
Speaker 5: magnetic pieces.
Speaker 3: No, there you go, magnets will work work well as well.
Speaker 3: For my movie, I'm going to take my favorite comedy
Speaker 3: of all time, Old School, Yes, Vince Fawn of Will Ferrell.
Speaker 4: Will Ferrell Will keep you entertained up there.
Speaker 3: Probably the movie I've rewatched the most, and I think
Speaker 3: there's still plenty of rewards.
Speaker 4: It's a proper classic.
Speaker 3: And the snack I assume I'm eating all the powdered
Speaker 3: bits and pieces of the astronauts to eat as well.
Speaker 3: But if I'm going to take my own.
Speaker 5: The attention you put into this, yes you can assume
Speaker 5: that because it's fantasy.
Speaker 3: I'm going to have the chocolate caramel moose from Dominoes.
Speaker 3: I used to think chocolate moods from Nando's was the
Speaker 3: number one chocolate moved. Chocolate caramel mood from Dominoes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but Turos they do as well. I really, Oh
Speaker 4: my god.
Speaker 5: Oh it's a Friday night treat that see what's it
Speaker 5: for you? And you can't squish your kid up there?
Speaker 8: No, but the next best thing.
Speaker 20: That's.
Speaker 4: Because there's a big sign up.
Speaker 9: I'd take it everywhere if I could.
Speaker 8: If I could get like a preteen sized backpack to
Speaker 8: carry her around.
Speaker 4: To break you.
Speaker 5: I don't wait to be around a couple of years time, Patsy.
Speaker 5: Let's just revisit there when they become teenagers.
Speaker 8: Well, a photo album wouldn't be enough, So I thought
Speaker 8: the next best thing is an actual piece of Audie.
Speaker 8: So I could take you know how I've got her
Speaker 8: umbilical cord or her baby teeth.
Speaker 9: I could take.
Speaker 4: Baby monkey, old dry dusty umbilical.
Speaker 9: Cord perfectly natural Killer.
Speaker 8: Victims, next best thing better than a photo or a
Speaker 8: favorite teddy. For a movie, I would have to go
Speaker 8: the Wedding Singer. Watched it again last weekend.
Speaker 4: It's still good.
Speaker 8: It's bread the music, love it, love it. And for
Speaker 8: a snack, I couldn't go past barbecue shapes like the
Speaker 8: original traditional ones, not the new thing.
Speaker 4: You know what?
Speaker 5: And I hope the Shapes Corporation listening right now, would
Speaker 5: it kill them to put a little moist towelt in
Speaker 5: there that you can wipe off the shapes dust nobody.
Speaker 5: You don't get everything licked up. You get some stuff
Speaker 5: that balls up on there and it creates that residue
Speaker 5: tang and you all do that wipe, don't.
Speaker 4: You wipe your back of your legs or something.
Speaker 5: You can't do that with this space. So you've got
Speaker 5: this big old gloves.
Speaker 4: You can have the shapes up there, all right?
Speaker 5: So you're allowed a personal item, a movie and a
Speaker 5: snack to take into space.
Speaker 1: What are you bringing up the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: I thought you would have gone with a guitar.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yep, But inste any one with a chessboard
Speaker 5: my personal item.
Speaker 4: I would bring a notepad and pen. Am I allowed
Speaker 4: that as one. Yeah, yeah, then I could.
Speaker 3: Write it's not going to do much on the town.
Speaker 4: No, yeah, just a thumb much as my thumb there
Speaker 4: and ink.
Speaker 3: But what are you going to write about?
Speaker 4: I'd find something his next book.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I just write diary, bloody boring book though more experiments.
Speaker 5: Press again to Jack wants to play chess again.
Speaker 3: I love the idea that we're all up there together.
Speaker 4: Yes, so I got a note, pan and pan.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 5: Then I take for my movies. I take a small
Speaker 5: thumb drive with a couple of movies.
Speaker 3: As you said this last time, I said, I know
Speaker 3: he's gonna chase.
Speaker 4: I knew this makes me ill a thumb drive that
Speaker 4: will hide up my buttholes.
Speaker 5: Basically one movie Elf, Goodfellas got their heat, Midnight Run,
Speaker 5: Paddington Too, when Harry met Sally City slickuors you're off
Speaker 5: the spaceship.
Speaker 9: Yes, pick one and then a snack.
Speaker 5: I would go with a I'd also go with a
Speaker 5: chocolate moose. Any chocolate moose just has to be a
Speaker 5: chocolate moose. I did a fresh one every day, so
Speaker 5: I take up a year supply again, it's with that
Speaker 5: thumb drive, and.
Speaker 3: You would play properly.
Speaker 1: Makes me sick.
Speaker 4: We need you down anything.
Speaker 5: When anytimes asked me to pick a favorite movie or
Speaker 5: just an album, I'd find that I'd have to bring
Speaker 5: up my entire vinyl collections.
Speaker 3: Well, we're going to do albums as well. I thought
Speaker 3: you'd bring a whole kit.
Speaker 5: A record library up there, a separate pod, you know,
Speaker 5: like one of those U Hawks were just my junk.
Speaker 4: I'm a hoarder, all right, Janelle? Good morning?
Speaker 13: Can i Christianail?
Speaker 8: Are you?
Speaker 4: I'm good? So you allowed three things to take up
Speaker 4: into space? Okay, liten carefully? Just three? All right?
Speaker 5: They properly a personal item, a movie, and a snack.
Speaker 5: What are you taking up, Janelle?
Speaker 13: Okay? For a stat my snack would be my partner's
Speaker 13: bolinais lovely.
Speaker 4: Does he do anything different with the recipe?
Speaker 21: Or he puts a couple of different special items in
Speaker 21: the and he doesn't tell me what they are, but
Speaker 21: it's absolutely beautiful.
Speaker 5: I made one the other day and I thought I'd
Speaker 5: get fancy with it. I put a load of sweet
Speaker 5: Baby Ray's barbecue sauce. That would be young No, no,
Speaker 5: if you make it taste a light basically pasta with
Speaker 5: a tag kop. A lot of complaints in the family
Speaker 5: that we know you love that tomato sauce.
Speaker 4: It was foul, all right?
Speaker 5: So we got the spag ball with personal items in
Speaker 5: random What else is going on?
Speaker 15: My other personal item? I would really like to take
Speaker 15: my partner up in the space, but that's probably not allowed.
Speaker 5: I thought, I can't take you, you can't tell your
Speaker 5: other half up there, but I'll take my dog instead.
Speaker 16: I can then take them for.
Speaker 15: A walk up there's.
Speaker 21: Going to.
Speaker 4: Yeah, is that what you're doing with this? Poops? As well?
Speaker 4: They've done about three times a day. Dogs. Were you
Speaker 4: chucking all that out there? Space poop?
Speaker 5: It comes back down to work and it would have
Speaker 5: transfunded to turn meteorite.
Speaker 21: Knock someone on the head.
Speaker 3: So what's the last thing in the movie.
Speaker 16: And the movie?
Speaker 21: I can't think of what it is that the one
Speaker 21: would Hanks and has.
Speaker 4: This might be one of my favorite courses quite a while.
Speaker 4: You're one with Tom Hanks.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, he's only that one that Tom hank is
Speaker 5: called that Tom Hanks movie.
Speaker 3: It was more clues?
Speaker 4: Is it the one where he's a little boy.
Speaker 17: No, no, no, it's the one where he's on an island.
Speaker 4: That's great.
Speaker 5: Can you come on once a week and do the
Speaker 5: Tom Hanks quiz where you describe another Hanksy movie? Castaway
Speaker 5: would be so miserable watching, wouldn't it? Oh no, I
Speaker 5: absolutely love it doing that jog and that spag bar
Speaker 5: with random objects chugged in.
Speaker 3: You really love the movie that you can't name.
Speaker 5: Now we're going to send you prize because this has
Speaker 5: been an outstanding conversation and call thank.
Speaker 21: You, thank you.
Speaker 4: Take care now? All right?
Speaker 5: Ninety four one four one four three? What three things
Speaker 5: would you take into space? If you listen slant, you
Speaker 5: might be thinking what he went now and pets partners?
Speaker 5: You suppose this is my fault? A person item, a
Speaker 5: movie and a snack. Don't worry if you can't even
Speaker 5: recognize the movie. We're trying and guess which one you want.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 5: All right, you're now three things into space, A personal item,
Speaker 5: a movie and a snack.
Speaker 4: What are you taking up there? Mark? Good morning?
Speaker 14: Well Christian, I'll start with my snack. I'm going to
Speaker 14: take up some malpises. I think I could chase those
Speaker 14: chase those around the ship pretty well, willn't be fun?
Speaker 4: Yep, good fun. Yeah Moretis is a good one.
Speaker 14: Yeah, so my movie would be grand whole day. If
Speaker 14: you're gonna have to watch one movie over and over and.
Speaker 3: Over repeating over and over again.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a good one. And then what's your personal item? Mark?
Speaker 14: So inspired by astronauts, Scott Kelly, I'm going to take
Speaker 14: up a predator suit to scare the hell out of everyone.
Speaker 4: No, you have to explain what's a predator suit.
Speaker 14: From the movie Predator.
Speaker 4: I thought it's some sort of space sex pest.
Speaker 14: I was like, oh no, no, no, no, yeah. So
Speaker 14: if you if you remember the story of.
Speaker 4: Sweatstone, I put you through sex on board in space.
Speaker 3: I did picture the Predator from the movie, but I
Speaker 3: don't know about the astronaut. Who's the astronaut who's scaring
Speaker 3: everybody up on the space station.
Speaker 14: So Scott Kelly got his brother to send up a
Speaker 14: gorilla suit and.
Speaker 5: Yes, I've seen the clip, didn't know the names. You're right,
Speaker 5: that would be a very funny prank.
Speaker 14: Yes, it only worked one star of course.
Speaker 4: Yeah it doesn't matter, But what a big moment.
Speaker 3: A couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 5: Ayeah back Thursday, Mark, great call, We send your prize.
Speaker 4: Thank you very.
Speaker 14: Much, Thank you.
Speaker 5: Chrisian Uh did you get confused about the Predator suit?
Speaker 4: Catherine?
Speaker 12: Yes, good morning?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, great? And what's going up into space with you? Catherine?
Speaker 13: Oh?
Speaker 16: The Proposal of.
Speaker 22: The movie The proposalmal Ernie, Ryan Reynolds forgetting on for Reynolds,
Speaker 22: I think now and Sondramic Dream Team.
Speaker 3: I do remember seeing that of the movies, but I
Speaker 3: haven't been back back there again. It's it good, is it? Catherine?
Speaker 12: Oh, it's good.
Speaker 13: There are a lot of funny parts centers.
Speaker 4: Yes, it's all right.
Speaker 5: So you've got an old DVD copy of the Proposal
Speaker 5: from Blockbuster Videos. What's your snack you're taking up there
Speaker 5: too while you've got their proposal.
Speaker 17: An unlimited supply Snickers.
Speaker 4: Unlimited surmisers.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and then what's your what's the personal item?
Speaker 12: The personal item would be the family photo.
Speaker 13: Just to remind me, how boys I.
Speaker 4: Am boring.
Speaker 3: Predidacy.
Speaker 5: Come on, I'm going a good cord like Patsy Sol Catherine.
Speaker 4: Poop pooed all over one of the greatest we've ever made,
Speaker 4: The proposal, Cat, Thank you very much. Call.
Speaker 5: Thanks you, Evah, don't come.
Speaker 4: Back like this old Bobby sour over there crossing the clouds.
Speaker 3: Eva.
Speaker 5: Eva, we're just talking about how great the proposal is.
Speaker 5: And Eva, what's the PERSONEA? Hello El we're on the
Speaker 5: space station.
Speaker 4: Can you hear us? Earth? Eva? What's your personal item
Speaker 4: you're taking into space?
Speaker 15: It would have to be my authentic Brian Adam's picture frame.
Speaker 3: Yes, definitely, my ear drums.
Speaker 4: Warn us if you're going.
Speaker 3: To do that.
Speaker 9: Sorry, I'm excited.
Speaker 3: What makes it authentic?
Speaker 15: Well, my husband went looking for Brian name's picture frame
Speaker 15: and he found fine for me. And now the pliers
Speaker 15: would want to sell her on me.
Speaker 14: He wants to sell it, yeah, on me because he's churless.
Speaker 8: What makes it authentic? As he signed it?
Speaker 15: No, it's just one out of five hundreds. I got
Speaker 15: the first one right sure?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Signed by your husband, I think. And what's what's the
Speaker 5: snack of movie?
Speaker 15: My movie would have to be a toss up between
Speaker 15: the Showshank Redemption and Dairy Dancing. I had time?
Speaker 3: Who is that?
Speaker 21: That was my son?
Speaker 3: My son?
Speaker 15: Thanks Jack, and he knows so much. I'll lovetal trains
Speaker 15: ven you, but not as much as I Love Day
Speaker 15: Dancing and Showshank Redemption Lovely.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go by the way the bye.
Speaker 2: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 5: No Doubt, Just a Girl Turning two eight god one
Speaker 5: a four point three Christian O'Connell Show, Brooklyn Beckham, David
Speaker 5: Beckham and Victoria's Beckham's son. And it's just had a map.
Speaker 5: I'm just reading the headline. It says it's describing it
Speaker 5: as a massive tattoo of his of their wedding vowels
Speaker 5: on him.
Speaker 3: Massive because it's very long, or is it like size
Speaker 3: seventy two fonts.
Speaker 5: It's a big fon it's wedding vows on him. This
Speaker 5: is a big move, isn't it to put something on there?
Speaker 5: By the way, you don't what My wife and I
Speaker 5: we're going to get joint tattoos. I really we just
Speaker 5: can't decide what to get at the moment. Gets he
Speaker 5: looks ludicrous in them. Okay, there's no way we do
Speaker 5: something like that. But anyway, this morning, we want to
Speaker 5: know not if you've got a tattoo. We've heard from
Speaker 5: all kinds of you before about word tattoos. If it's
Speaker 5: a massive tattoo, huge tattoo.
Speaker 4: I've just had a look online. Shaman's got a bloody
Speaker 4: great lion.
Speaker 3: It's the size of his face.
Speaker 5: It's but right in the middle of his chest, like
Speaker 5: a very vivid It's a beautiful tattoo, but it is
Speaker 5: of a massive lion.
Speaker 3: Because it's one to one scale with his face, it
Speaker 3: kind of looks like you're looking at two heads.
Speaker 5: And it's quite two heads to look at. He've got
Speaker 5: the lion and there it looks like the lion's eating
Speaker 5: edge or something. So one this morning, do you have
Speaker 5: a massive tattoo? And what of brighter?
Speaker 1: You're listening to the question know Carl's Show podcast.
Speaker 5: Christian, I have a wager with my friends that if
Speaker 5: Geelong ever win the well the ever win the Grand Final,
Speaker 5: are going to.
Speaker 4: Get Joel Shellward's head tattooed on my back. Help Tim.
Speaker 4: I think you're going to be all right. I think
Speaker 4: you're going to be right. But what a dumb wager.
Speaker 3: So also, Seward's already won three Grand finals with Geelong,
Speaker 3: hasn't he?
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, why haven't you any of those? Just to scale?
Speaker 4: I mean, how big are we talking Joel Sheellward's head?
Speaker 3: I feel sorry for Joel, it's actually.
Speaker 5: Perhaps do you ever think about getting a yeah tattoo?
Speaker 5: I know you've got you know you've got your fiftieth
Speaker 5: coming up. Do you don't think about getting attacked?
Speaker 19: You want to big Joel Sellwood, Joel, I have actually
Speaker 19: DNA helix. I would like to get my forehead neck
Speaker 19: tat I would like to get find a tattoo as
Speaker 19: who is brilliant at the beautiful cursive script writing and
Speaker 19: get all of our initials together somehow.
Speaker 8: Chris Ordrey's in mine, But I don't know where i'd happen.
Speaker 5: Maybe tell me where they do that really beautifully Bali
Speaker 5: kind of Bali fanatic. The last place i'd go, Oh no,
Speaker 5: all the classes tattoos.
Speaker 4: Actually Jack's she scratching its back. Didn't you get yours done?
Speaker 5: There?
Speaker 9: It's the second place, Thailand.
Speaker 4: Who were the cursive tattoo? All right, let's go to Gina. Yeah, hi, Christian, Gina,
Speaker 4: you've got a massive tattoo I have.
Speaker 18: I've got a tatooeded steps from the side of my
Speaker 18: ribs on the right side, all the way down the
Speaker 18: side of my body to the side of my knee,
Speaker 18: and it's the music stuff and the words of don't
Speaker 18: Stop Me Now, the Queen song, and it's got the kids'
Speaker 18: names in it and everything.
Speaker 5: Now, how that is a massive tattoo by the way,
Speaker 5: that is kind of like eighty percent of your body.
Speaker 4: Now, why that song and that tattoo.
Speaker 18: Well, that's always been my theme song of my life.
Speaker 18: And I separated after about nineteen years and my husband
Speaker 18: in white tattoo, so it was a bit of stick
Speaker 18: to the man type thing, and.
Speaker 4: That aloning keep going tattoo is keep going.
Speaker 3: And did you say your kids days that are weaved
Speaker 3: in the my kids?
Speaker 18: No, not into the lyrics.
Speaker 5: That would be much Don't stop Me now, Ray, Gina.
Speaker 4: I'd love to see some of my photos of this.
Speaker 18: Oh, it's a bit risky. If I've seen photos down
Speaker 18: they see when I've got my clothes off.
Speaker 5: I've explained to you what I ask even asking for that.
Speaker 5: Sorry for embarrassed. Hey, Gina, never sent me a photo
Speaker 5: that I've told you before. Okay, they want to block
Speaker 5: you or anything, Okay, I'll meet you only feelings own
Speaker 5: account on that you.
Speaker 4: Just requested in just requests request. Yes, Oh Gina, thank
Speaker 4: you very much. Let's move on from that strange re
Speaker 4: quest by me. It's buttend. It never happened, Shane. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm good, Shane. So you've got a massive tattoo my
Speaker 4: whole back and what is it? It's a cracking partnership, Cassie.
Speaker 4: I love it.
Speaker 5: I love one of those.
Speaker 4: When do you get that for your fiftieth Patsy?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 4: So when did you get that beautiful word of art?
Speaker 4: Don't Shane?
Speaker 12: When I was twenty five?
Speaker 4: And how come that particular scene?
Speaker 12: Absolutely no raison.
Speaker 4: This is brilliant. I love the randomness. Yeah, I'm serious
Speaker 4: in the back of my head because actually, what story
Speaker 4: would be good enough to justify those two? This is
Speaker 4: a true story.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is heroin.
Speaker 4: It's the story of my birth.
Speaker 3: But I survived.
Speaker 4: That's exactly right, Shane. Thank you very much. You cool mate?
Speaker 1: Really minus that rich The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Time for this week's weakest claim to fame.
Speaker 3: Business like show business.
Speaker 21: My grandpa has pages of pavement from Buckingham Palace, lock
Speaker 21: in a sash.
Speaker 18: My uncle in US was assigned to a job.
Speaker 14: The person he picked up was Elvis Presley.
Speaker 7: My uncle is the trumpet player on the Minder Theater.
Speaker 7: My mom she met mascellany at the train station.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell's weakest claim.
Speaker 5: To face the Mussolini one. Last week she got a
Speaker 5: hug from Mussolini. All right, wickeds claim to fine call
Speaker 5: them emails to kick us off. This comes to Monica.
Speaker 5: While traveling to the US in nineteen ninety, my mama
Speaker 5: accidentally swapped her vanity case with the stunt double of
Speaker 5: Magnum p I Tom Selik. Because the vanity cases were identical,
Speaker 5: we had to organize a meet.
Speaker 4: Up for her to swap the case back.
Speaker 5: And yes, tom seenex stunt double was a woman dressed
Speaker 5: as tom Come on, that's a lie.
Speaker 4: I cannot tell you.
Speaker 3: No one in Hollywood did double for Tomson.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they had to go hair and the Dash. We
Speaker 4: need more on this, pending, pending. Okay, this is huge
Speaker 4: if Drew.
Speaker 5: This comes from Rick Christian. I have a real fresh
Speaker 5: claim to fame, a bad one. I listed an old
Speaker 5: final over the weekend on gum Tree. Got a message
Speaker 5: saying how quickly could I get them to South Melbourne.
Speaker 5: They offered me extra money that I was asking for,
Speaker 5: so I went to a city, dropped them off. Turns
Speaker 5: out they brought us props for the new Robbie Williams
Speaker 5: movie that was being made.
Speaker 4: That's a good one. Yeah, that's a great one. Thank
Speaker 4: you very much.
Speaker 5: Rick still pending about the Lady Magnique stunt double. All right,
Speaker 5: let's get some calls on nine four one four one
Speaker 5: o four three. Your weakest claim to fame, Kirsty, Come onning, Hi,
Speaker 5: how are you? I'm good, Kirsty, So what is your
Speaker 5: weak claim to fame?
Speaker 13: So I'll actually stayed at the same motel and slipped
Speaker 13: in the same bed as either Jake, jilln Hall or
Speaker 13: Hate Ledger while they were filming Broke Back Mountain.
Speaker 5: That is the per a thick kind of claim to fame.
Speaker 5: It's a it's a bed and a hotel. Yes, had
Speaker 5: they left anything behind?
Speaker 13: Not that I say am to know, and I did
Speaker 13: a thorough bitch an.
Speaker 4: Old phone charger.
Speaker 5: We always leave a little phone charger, don't you That
Speaker 5: one on the bedside table that's tucked out of you.
Speaker 5: They don't like us using electricity to their hotels. All right, Kirsty,
Speaker 5: that's great way to kick us off with.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much.
Speaker 13: Thank you.
Speaker 4: Have a good day, Anye. Michael, Good morning, Good morning, Michael.
Speaker 4: What's your weakest claim to fame.
Speaker 7: I worked at a nightclub in Whistler, British Columbia, Canada
Speaker 7: with Justin Trudeau.
Speaker 4: That's a pretty good one. So he was a bouncer.
Speaker 7: Yeah, he was a dorman. He stayed at the back
Speaker 7: of the club. We I worked at the front of
Speaker 7: the club and yeah, just.
Speaker 3: Check mu an enforcer physically.
Speaker 7: No, he didn't get involved with much, but yeah he was.
Speaker 7: He just he just stood at the back of the
Speaker 7: club making sure people were doing the right things.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 5: Christian, I got a tattoo in New York in nineteen
Speaker 5: ninety four by the guy that did the tattoos for
Speaker 5: the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Speaker 4: That's pretty cool, Jack.
Speaker 5: What have you found out about the huge allegation we
Speaker 5: had from listener Monica that Tom Sellick's stunt double for Magnum.
Speaker 4: P I was a lady dressed as Tom with.
Speaker 3: A mustache on. I can't the internet cannot find anything
Speaker 3: to suggest that Tom Selleck had a stunt double who
Speaker 3: was a woman in a mustache. John Nordlam was the
Speaker 3: name of Tom Sellick's stunt double, and as you'd expect,
Speaker 3: he is the same height and stature and looks very
Speaker 3: much like.
Speaker 5: Big dude with a big head of hair and a great,
Speaker 5: big tash like Tom's. All right, let's get some more
Speaker 5: of your weakest claims to fame now, Susan.
Speaker 4: Susan, Oh, hello, yes, sorry, sorry.
Speaker 5: That's right, Susan, everything right.
Speaker 7: I can't hear you.
Speaker 4: Can you hear me? Now?
Speaker 23: Yes?
Speaker 7: Thank you?
Speaker 4: Your weakest come to fame?
Speaker 13: Yes, my dad's cousin was the director of The Cisco
Speaker 13: Kid a long time ago.
Speaker 4: I say, is it from the fifties?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 12: Yeah, well we watched it in the sixties as kids.
Speaker 5: The Cisco Kid? Was it Cisco and the little psychic Pancho?
Speaker 13: Yes, yes, that's him.
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 5: Here doesn't this sound for a long time heroes adventure?
Speaker 4: It was? So what's the connection again with the Cisco Kid?
Speaker 12: My dad's cousin was the director.
Speaker 4: Awesome, all right, Susan, Thank you very much.
Speaker 15: You cool, no worry, Thank you.
Speaker 14: Bye.
Speaker 4: Jessica.
Speaker 16: Hi, my best friend's mum is dating Buddy Franklin's uncle.
Speaker 4: This is a big one.
Speaker 5: We've landed a big one. When did you find this out, Jessica?
Speaker 17: A couple of weeks ago, when her mum came to
Speaker 17: visit her in Sydney.
Speaker 14: She bought him with.
Speaker 16: Her and she had no idea and he was telling
Speaker 16: stories and she found out and she called me because
Speaker 16: she knew I was a big swanset.
Speaker 4: Oh that is amazing.
Speaker 5: So you are you hoping now that this kind of
Speaker 5: union will lead to you being in the same room
Speaker 5: or family get together as the great Buddy?
Speaker 17: Well, look, you know, I'm going to try my best.
Speaker 4: It's a big play. They just got to stay together.
Speaker 3: Good luck.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 17: I'm hoping for it.
Speaker 4: All right, Jessica, thank you very much. She called my
Speaker 4: have a good day.
Speaker 14: Thanks you too.
Speaker 7: Bye.
Speaker 4: Brad.
Speaker 7: There you going, I.
Speaker 4: Go, Brad, you're going.
Speaker 14: Well, I'm going very well.
Speaker 20: My weakest claim for finme is my next door neighbor
Speaker 20: who is the brother of the Grand Delusion. It's cousin Plano.
Speaker 4: Okay, because of Tino.
Speaker 5: It was on Australia's I seem to remember it made
Speaker 5: news over the UK. Did you do the stun Melbourne Aquarium?
Speaker 5: I think win he did. Yeah, Melbourn will count. That's
Speaker 5: a great one.
Speaker 4: Brad.
Speaker 20: Yeah, you know, I've met him a couple of times
Speaker 20: when he's come over to Min's house. And now he
Speaker 20: doesn't do the tricks or anything. Well that he leaves
Speaker 20: it to the stage.
Speaker 4: That's that's a shame. That's a shame.
Speaker 3: And what does his brother do. Is he a magician?
Speaker 11: Yeah, he's he's his manager, and his dad engineers all
Speaker 11: Conzantino's props and everything like that.
Speaker 4: It's just a proper family business.
Speaker 20: Oh yeah, yeah, he does an engineer, but he engineers.
Speaker 20: You know that knife one that he does, right.
Speaker 13: He.
Speaker 4: Knife, I know they all have a knife one couple
Speaker 4: of fields.
Speaker 20: No, he's no, he's in a straight he's in a
Speaker 20: straight jacket and he's trying to find he gets himself
Speaker 20: out of the strike.
Speaker 4: I've seen that one before as well, with the guy
Speaker 4: even Houdini.
Speaker 20: Trumbles around with the case and he's got these big
Speaker 20: acts that comes nearly right at the end of the show,
Speaker 20: nearly hits him in the head, but he tumbles all
Speaker 20: these cases and everything and finds it and gets that
Speaker 20: just in time.
Speaker 15: And it all that's great.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what. It really works magic on the radio.
Speaker 3: I felt like I was there.
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Speaker 5: Scenes this morning on the weeks claim to fame emails
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Speaker 5: stunt double Magnum p I.
Speaker 4: Was a woman, Christian. I've just googled it.
Speaker 5: Tom Selix, six ft five, I call bs on the
Speaker 5: body double story.
Speaker 4: Being a woman. But imagine this though.
Speaker 5: It means that at some point in the eighties there
Speaker 5: was a lady going around America claiming claiming to be
Speaker 5: tom Selix stunt double in Magnum. It was a six
Speaker 5: ft five guy with attashed I just want to know
Speaker 5: why would someone make that up?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 5: So nine four one four three, it's the other side
Speaker 5: of this. I find you're curious.
Speaker 4: When was the first time they did it? It felt
Speaker 4: good like someone Oh I got a work feels good.
Speaker 5: I'm going to keep this going, all right. So the
Speaker 5: last couple of calls them before Patsy's News. Your weakest
Speaker 5: claim to.
Speaker 4: Fame, Kim Hi High Christian.
Speaker 23: My week of claim to fame is that my husband
Speaker 23: supposedly chatted up Mariah Kerrey in an airport bar.
Speaker 4: So what happened? What was she doing? I mean, she
Speaker 4: just hang around looking for.
Speaker 23: Maybe maybe she does just looking for men to shut up.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 23: She they were both on a flight that was delayed,
Speaker 23: so he was sitting at the bar having a drink
Speaker 23: and she sat down and they were having a conversation,
Speaker 23: and midway through the conversation, the penny dropped that it
Speaker 23: was Mariah Kerry for him, and so, yeah, songs, maybe
Speaker 23: that was the giveaway.
Speaker 4: Yes, photo I made it big, but.
Speaker 23: He never mentioned it until a few years after we
Speaker 23: started dating. And then we're watching the music clips on
Speaker 23: Fox Tell one day and he lent over and he goes,
Speaker 23: did I ever tell you about when I had a
Speaker 23: drink with her?
Speaker 4: And I was like, I reckon, this is the second
Speaker 4: d S. I'm recording it the Tom sellec Now, did
Speaker 4: I ever tell you about the time? If that was true,
Speaker 4: you tell everyone about the time, Jim, Thank you very much.
Speaker 23: You call no worries.
Speaker 5: Had a good day, Bernice, Hi, Bernice, Welcome to the show. Okay,
Speaker 5: last good today. So what have you got week is
Speaker 5: clean to fame?
Speaker 13: Weeks claim to fame is that about sixteen years ago,
Speaker 13: my husband won some tickets to see Saw and it
Speaker 13: was the original Saw and we sat behind Paul Wayne Hanson.
Speaker 4: Sorry about that, And then he lives half ways. It's
Speaker 4: not strong enough. Nowhere near must bloodshed. I want a
Speaker 4: full refund.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was in downtown Abbey, lightweight rubbish.
Speaker 2: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Time for Today's time waster.
Speaker 5: Today is how many in almost four years of the show,
Speaker 5: how many of these various days have I read out
Speaker 5: over the years.
Speaker 4: Today is World Cattle Day and on this.
Speaker 5: Day a cattle facts from producer Rio Pigs can run
Speaker 5: a seven minute mile.
Speaker 3: That's not cattle.
Speaker 5: I'd call that cattle, said piggs. You ask a farmer
Speaker 5: right now if he's got cattle, it's say pigs are
Speaker 5: part of that, part of the cattle family.
Speaker 4: No, no, am.
Speaker 3: Pig City Slick is one of your favorite films. When
Speaker 3: they're running cattle. Do you see any pigs out there?
Speaker 4: They were just off camera. Do you know why you
Speaker 4: couldn't see them?
Speaker 5: Because they're so quick they're running a sub seven minute mile.
Speaker 4: You weren't a bit pig in a race.
Speaker 3: I can beat a pig in a rice.
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm taking this to the Tan who will run
Speaker 5: the tank quicker jack versus pig.
Speaker 3: So you won't go all the way around the Tan
Speaker 3: all the way for a mile.
Speaker 24: Yep, I'll be a pig, right, okay, let's farmers cooling down.
Speaker 3: Bring me your fastest pie.
Speaker 4: Oh, we need the fastest pig in town.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 5: Four one four one o four three. Let's get this
Speaker 5: event on sporting event of the year. Man versus pig,
Speaker 5: pig versus man. It will win. One way to find
Speaker 5: out Rakes Far movies is what we're going for today.
Speaker 4: Far movies.
Speaker 5: Oh, this one's hot off the press. Someone's been listening
Speaker 5: to the show today. A rom com the croposal, Oh
Speaker 5: good gold Acropol's.
Speaker 3: Now too many crop ones, one more to go.
Speaker 4: Beverty Hills crop crop.
Speaker 3: Do you know a lot about farmers? Huh?
Speaker 4: Were where are you going? We got a nice supplate
Speaker 4: Where we are going?
Speaker 3: Brown?
Speaker 4: Where are you going? Where we're going? We're not going
Speaker 4: to need roads attractors. A tractor to the future. What
Speaker 4: about if I just said tractor to the future.
Speaker 3: That's good.
Speaker 4: The accident got their way. Big Mama's horse. Gosh, he's
Speaker 4: got a big old man, big one, that is. If
Speaker 4: you've seen it. What have you got?
Speaker 24: Jake Farm movies, Far Movies, Bad Boys, Gold, Gold, Cheap Impact,
Speaker 24: Silver top goat, to gold and silo of the lambs,
Speaker 24: silence of the silo of the.
Speaker 9: A grain silo.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's quite clever.
Speaker 4: No one's laughing. Quite clever, bronze. Still as a sailors
Speaker 4: Now as a sailor car you're.
Speaker 1: Listening to the Christian O Kyl's Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Incredible scenes in the studio.
Speaker 5: Just now, two supposedly grown up men, Rio and Jack
Speaker 5: arguing with each other.
Speaker 4: Who would be quickest in a race, like.
Speaker 5: A serious serious Rio reconcied smash you over one hundred meters.
Speaker 3: He doesn't know how.
Speaker 4: Fast, and I agree.
Speaker 5: I think over a longer distance you would win with
Speaker 5: your longer links. But he's a compact, explosive start out
Speaker 5: the blocks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'm hungry, I'm tenacious.
Speaker 4: Any of these qualities in running shoes.
Speaker 3: No, I would really want to beat him.
Speaker 6: I would so easily be out of the gates.
Speaker 4: Seriously, Just now, Rio trying to get in Jack's heady,
Speaker 4: go how are you hammies?
Speaker 5: Because they could get injured or they are actually stronger
Speaker 5: than when I was in my twenties.
Speaker 9: And my money's on Jack. Because it's a long stride,
Speaker 9: a long day, it's.
Speaker 3: A slow stripe you someone short like you wouldage height,
Speaker 3: you would have to do like fifty steps. I could
Speaker 3: get it done in twelve steps.
Speaker 6: That would be such quick steps.
Speaker 5: The reason why we got into this is Rio told
Speaker 5: the fact that pigs can run a sub seven.
Speaker 3: Minute mile, which is pretty fast.
Speaker 4: So you reckon you'll beat a pig over a mile.
Speaker 3: I just calculated miles into kilometers, and I reckon I
Speaker 3: can beat the pig over a mile.
Speaker 5: This is all based pretty confident or when you were
Speaker 5: a lot younger, and you're not that old, but when
Speaker 5: you were in your mid twenties you did a half
Speaker 5: month at a pretty good pace.
Speaker 3: That's right. And I haven't run for five or six years,
Speaker 3: but I think if you give me a week or
Speaker 3: so to try, and I can beat the week.
Speaker 4: Not just that. People go, hey, Jack, Jack waiting training
Speaker 4: for racing a pig in a week. Haven't got to Jack.
Speaker 3: Well, how fast are you going to find the pig?
Speaker 3: I think I've got no, no, no.
Speaker 4: You the week week? You take those seven days, look
Speaker 4: at it out there. You want to go do a
Speaker 4: training day to day.
Speaker 25: Get your runners on, so I I could kill the
Speaker 25: keeping on the baby to train. Christian's got me racing
Speaker 25: a pig. We have to we have to do this team.
Speaker 3: I'll smash the peak. I'll say for smash.
Speaker 5: As we head towards four years of this show, this Friday,
Speaker 5: let no one say we run out of ideas.
Speaker 24: Tackle racer pick you pick the distance, any distance, a mile,
Speaker 24: a mile?
Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, come back to this tomorrow. Get me
Speaker 5: in a call in with those pigs racing pigs, all right.
Speaker 4: Farm. Meanwhile, back on air Far Movies.
Speaker 5: Let's focus everyone the fastest man on the show Far Movies,
Speaker 5: he's just not.
Speaker 4: Then in two move silver, dude, where's my cow? Gold
Speaker 4: plowing Miss Daisy. Then it's a far movie. You've got haybells,
Speaker 4: You've got hay silver, Edward, sheare a hands gold. Jeff,
Speaker 4: that's very good.
Speaker 5: Goats that stare at men gold, Christoph, that is very good.
Speaker 5: Kung fu plour silver stuff like Matthew milky, Miss Daisy silver.
Speaker 4: Ten things I hate about Moon.
Speaker 3: Silver from eight year old Lewis silver plus eight year
Speaker 3: old's not.
Speaker 4: Sending that that's not an eight year old. I don't
Speaker 4: think that's an eight year old.
Speaker 5: Men who stare at oats silver, But on Josh White
Speaker 5: men can't shut the gate.
Speaker 3: Bronze.
Speaker 5: I know who you plowed last summer Bronze. Now come on, Nick,
Speaker 5: you me and du pig Gold Tarlia. That's very funny.
Speaker 5: You mean du pick is very good that you would
Speaker 5: have taken some time type and that out because it
Speaker 5: would have auto created pig or one one track thor
Speaker 5: silver throw Lama from the train, Gold throw Barber from
Speaker 5: the train. Last two ones. All right, Cindy, thank you
Speaker 5: very much. So tomorrow's show, well half the bress breaking.
Speaker 5: Have you got a pig that you're prepared to race against?
Speaker 3: Jackpost Fast pigs?
Speaker 5: Fast pigs. We want to audition them tomorrow the show
Speaker 5: from six. Thank you very much.
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