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Speaker 3: Good onring Jackie boy, guys, Good morning, Patsy. Jack has
Speaker 3: some big news.
Speaker 2: My son walked for the first time yesterday.
Speaker 4: Gordy, come on, did you happen to be recording it
Speaker 4: at the time?
Speaker 2: I didn't record it.
Speaker 3: You don't know unless you're in a training session. Were
Speaker 3: you coaxing him.
Speaker 2: Or I tried for the next hour and a half
Speaker 2: to record him, but he wouldn't do it, wouldn't record
Speaker 2: the feet. Also, byank head missed it. I called from
Speaker 2: the other room and she didn't make it in time,
Speaker 2: so I had to keep her. Now he does it
Speaker 2: what he took ten at least.
Speaker 3: She heartbroke, of course, because the mom puts so much
Speaker 3: more hours.
Speaker 2: She's with him more time during the day, so statistically
Speaker 2: it should have been her.
Speaker 4: It's always the way.
Speaker 3: What was she doing?
Speaker 2: She was cooking his dinner in the kitchen while we
Speaker 2: were having.
Speaker 3: Don't let that burn.
Speaker 4: It always happens. I remember, Audrey, the first words she
Speaker 4: said were dadda. Dadda was a mom. It's like he.
Speaker 2: Did say dada first.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they say I think they more often not than
Speaker 3: say data first. That is cruel, isn't because it broke
Speaker 3: my heart pushed them out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she'd say it over and over again. It's like,
Speaker 4: that's all right, I get it, Audrey.
Speaker 3: It was like, you're still a bit chippy.
Speaker 4: About eleven years later, did he think he was really proud?
Speaker 2: He was? He was actually Wait, remember a couple of
Speaker 2: weeks ago, I tried to claim he was walking because
Speaker 2: he shuffled one in front of the other.
Speaker 3: They have to have those kind of rehearsal steps.
Speaker 2: Yes, but this was a quantum leap ahead of that,
Speaker 2: because he's been doing a couple of those shuffles. But
Speaker 2: this was ten confidence steps from the other side of
Speaker 2: the room. Yes, land on the moon. Why for Corney,
Speaker 2: you would have thought it was an adult man who
Speaker 2: had thirty forty years practice. He so it was a
Speaker 2: definitive war, whereas before it wasn't.
Speaker 3: What does it looked like on his face? Did he
Speaker 3: realize that he was getting some sort.
Speaker 2: Of three plate joy. Yeah, complete and other joy.
Speaker 3: But he screamed yes.
Speaker 2: I screamed out to bank. It was like, come in quick, quick,
Speaker 2: where is that dinner?
Speaker 5: An hour?
Speaker 3: So angry walking, He's coming in the kitchen now and
Speaker 3: he's pisted.
Speaker 2: Damn, chelmine, it will happen. I think seeing that, surely
Speaker 2: this week it will happen again.
Speaker 3: He like his dad. You can't guarantee that greatness. It
Speaker 3: comes around when it wants to come around.
Speaker 2: Rest on these laurels.
Speaker 1: Yes, Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Rio just asks Jack, you're on the studio, Pats, if
Speaker 3: you start to sense, like you know, personality traits starting
Speaker 3: to come through in young Gordon now he's just over
Speaker 3: a year old, did you start to pick up on stuff?
Speaker 3: I remember Lois, our youngest daughter, right. It's got a
Speaker 3: real free spirit. And as soon as she learned how
Speaker 3: to walk, and her mum and I were like, do
Speaker 3: that again, she deliberately then just kept on crawling. She
Speaker 3: would see us right, look at us, and go a
Speaker 3: doing what you tell me.
Speaker 2: I think she's like that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know she's still crawling at sixteen. I know
Speaker 3: you can walk with your friends. Please, start, all right,
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Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell Show, Every Friday, Will Do Don't call it
Speaker 3: knockoff Friday. It's the best question of the week when
Speaker 3: people ask you what Timmy knocking off today, and we
Speaker 3: call it knockoff Friday. Friday's a knockoff Day. Is a
Speaker 3: drink as well. Knockoffs. We started summing last Wednesday, on
Speaker 3: a hump day Wednesday, when we want you to embrace
Speaker 3: the same spirit of knock off Friday, but knock on Wednesday.
Speaker 3: So if you're knocking on already, like you're heading into work,
Speaker 3: maybe it's about a pull up, or you've already knocked
Speaker 3: on already at work, we want to celebrate and thank you.
Speaker 3: You can call us in right now if you're at
Speaker 3: work or you're heading into work, knock on Wednesday nine
Speaker 3: four one, one oh four to three every caller, because
Speaker 3: you're embracing your grind. You can choose your price from
Speaker 3: the merch cupboard, which is running.
Speaker 2: Low all Show branded merch with the Christio O'Connell show
Speaker 2: logo on it. We've got forty eight show pens, fifteen
Speaker 2: show magnets. We actually got another thirty five mugs because
Speaker 2: the mugs run out last week. Thirty five show mugs
Speaker 2: and there's still two at the bottom of The prize
Speaker 2: cupboard is two extra large Dad weird jumpers that we
Speaker 2: gave away at Father's Day last year.
Speaker 3: I remember these half zip but full dad. They are
Speaker 3: beautiful on the eye, easy on the zip.
Speaker 2: Embroidered on the breast, pocket and full fleece. They were
Speaker 2: very popular. I believe we've still got some left over.
Speaker 2: So that is the major prize to extra large dadwear jumpers.
Speaker 3: All right, So if you're at work, you're knocking on,
Speaker 3: you've knocked on, or you're about to pull up, we
Speaker 3: want to celebrate and thank you for your work. Nine
Speaker 3: four one four one o four three. Now just remember
Speaker 3: Rio has made because we leave just this stumbled in
Speaker 3: since last week, has made a has made a theme
Speaker 3: tune for this.
Speaker 6: It's Wednesday morning, another work day's dawning.
Speaker 3: Where are you knock.
Speaker 1: Knocking off?
Speaker 3: I like it. I like it. It's half fleas, it's
Speaker 3: half sick. It's not pulls if it's half sip, isn't it?
Speaker 2: Have the drums been Has that been slowed down a
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Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: So is the pitch leg?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Is it? That? Is it? That? It's Wednesday? It is?
Speaker 3: There's a lag. Something is out seeing.
Speaker 2: Something's wrong, something it's a lot.
Speaker 3: That's always a subtitle of this show. Something is wrong.
Speaker 6: It's a Wednesday morning?
Speaker 3: Does it need a couple of beaks before you come in?
Speaker 3: As well?
Speaker 6: It's a Wednesday morning, another workdays dawning?
Speaker 3: When are you.
Speaker 1: Knock knocking off?
Speaker 3: I like it? I like it all right anyway? Nine
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Speaker 3: Workers of Melbourne Unite. Give us a call if you've
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Speaker 6: It's Wednesday morning, another workdays dawning.
Speaker 3: When are you knock knocking on? We do not recognize
Speaker 3: day Wednesday on this show, or does Craig and Seaford, Christian,
Speaker 3: I can't call in. I'm already at work. He's a
Speaker 3: bus driver out in the roads this morning, Christian for much?
Speaker 3: Can can I have a pen? Craig in Seaford on
Speaker 3: the roads right now? Yes, you can have a pen?
Speaker 2: Well, I'm Craig cross off those bus stops as you
Speaker 2: hit him with the new pen.
Speaker 3: Thank you for trying at least. Okay, that's the speck
Speaker 3: that we want on the show. He tries, Okay, good morning, Christian.
Speaker 3: I've just arrived at work. I'm a chef in aged care.
Speaker 3: Have a great day. Nick also wants a pen. How
Speaker 3: many pens are we down to?
Speaker 2: Yes, well you could cross off every item of food
Speaker 2: as it comes in, ready for saying.
Speaker 3: So we know we didn't talk about this earlier, but.
Speaker 2: You got forty eight pens down to forty six pins?
Speaker 3: All right, So they can choose from Christian connell show pens, a.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show mug and a Christian o'cddlls show magnet.
Speaker 2: And we still have two Dad Weird jumpers that we
Speaker 2: gave away at Father's Day last year.
Speaker 3: All right, let's go to Lisa. Good morning, Lisa, Good
Speaker 3: morning beautiful. I can hear so Card is there already.
Speaker 3: This is Australia. I can hear it. What do you do, Lisa,
Speaker 3: you're knocking on at work somewhere ready.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm actually walking to work, so I'm not late.
Speaker 8: I started at seven and I work at Melbourne IVF
Speaker 8: with it. Great team of nurses and doctors.
Speaker 3: Thank you for what you do. Honestly, you're all angels.
Speaker 2: Essentially. You made my son and Melbourne IVF that's where
Speaker 2: we went.
Speaker 7: Oh wow, that's great.
Speaker 8: And I've got two miracles too from Melbourne IVF. So
Speaker 8: so I thought, you know, it's good to know what
Speaker 8: the journey's like. And now I'm on the other side.
Speaker 2: Wow, I'm get a work discount.
Speaker 8: For no, no, no, I started work. No, you don't
Speaker 8: give a work discount.
Speaker 3: But yeah, it's an incentive if you work here. It's
Speaker 3: fifty percent of you guys, you know, because it's expensive
Speaker 3: if yeah, you can be.
Speaker 8: But now I went to Melbourne IVF after my two miracles,
Speaker 8: so I worked at the Royal Children's before then, and
Speaker 8: then thought I'll change it up a little bit.
Speaker 3: Awesome And how long have you worked the IVF.
Speaker 8: Department Almost three years now?
Speaker 3: I bet that's a magical place to work, isn't it?
Speaker 3: Giving people that good news and show them the miracle
Speaker 3: of life?
Speaker 8: It is when you give the good news, it's awesome.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, now what can we give you from
Speaker 3: our prize cupboard? What would you like? Lisa take the
Speaker 3: damn jumper? The half fleece. You can have it. You
Speaker 3: need to carry on with your theme where you've been
Speaker 3: working into their job. Yes, a lot for your own
Speaker 3: back now, Jackie boy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when it gets cold and episod and maybe when
Speaker 2: you go into the place where they store all the.
Speaker 3: Oh that's a good idea, that deep freeze. We've seen
Speaker 3: it in the movies.
Speaker 2: Put on the warm fleece and you'll be nice and
Speaker 2: snug there, Lisa, I sure will.
Speaker 3: Lisa, thank you very much, your carle have a good day.
Speaker 8: Thank you so much. Really enjoyed the shows you.
Speaker 3: Thank you for what you do and your team as well. Lisa,
Speaker 3: thank you. Let's go to Ron and you Ron. Good morning, Ron.
Speaker 9: Oh I here you go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're good Ron. You're ready at work.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I started twenty past five.
Speaker 9: Made.
Speaker 10: I'm a trackie. I'm down at the wharf under the
Speaker 10: west Gate picking up some international containers to take across
Speaker 10: the Altona for do Higher.
Speaker 2: That's Ron doing, Ron do They always tell you what's
Speaker 2: in the containers.
Speaker 10: Or no, coming in from overseas and they've been unloaded
Speaker 10: and we just do higher on them back into the system,
Speaker 10: out of the out of the Tasmania.
Speaker 3: And what would you like in the way of much Ron?
Speaker 3: What can we send you?
Speaker 10: Oh, attend to formy log booking.
Speaker 3: I guess music, Jacks.
Speaker 2: That's my job actually to say what you'll do with it.
Speaker 2: But all right, congratulations, you've got a pen.
Speaker 3: All right, Ron, have a good day. Thanks for calling mate,
Speaker 3: love your show, Thank you, thank you. Colleen, Good morning, goodbying.
Speaker 11: How are you, Christian?
Speaker 3: I'm good? And you alreadiot work? Have you just pulled up?
Speaker 11: Not already at work? I'm on my way. I'm going
Speaker 11: to go in leaving about twenty minutes.
Speaker 3: And what do you do, Colleen.
Speaker 11: I'm a nursing uniser for a council. So we go
Speaker 11: to high school and we go to maybe public sessions,
Speaker 11: and we do a whole range of stuff. We also
Speaker 11: do some refugee immunization session. So it's really interesting, Holleen.
Speaker 2: What is your tactic? I remember every time we got
Speaker 2: a jab at school, they would try to distract you
Speaker 2: from the needle going in. So the guy would say
Speaker 2: to me, like, what football team do you go for?
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, we do distraction. We really do need to
Speaker 11: do that.
Speaker 3: With a baby. Jack. She just said she does babies
Speaker 3: as well. Hard to distract with who can bar it for?
Speaker 3: How did you go in at the moment? Baby?
Speaker 11: Haven't the little ones that the big ones? These days,
Speaker 11: they're starting to get clicking on to what we're doing.
Speaker 11: So some of them will just turn around and say,
Speaker 11: I know what you're doing. Stop talking.
Speaker 3: Oh that's a tech your generation for you, isn't it.
Speaker 3: What you need is you need a colleague with a blowdoup,
Speaker 3: you know, so you can be chatting to them and
Speaker 3: some one that just pops them into their neck.
Speaker 11: It's a necessary evil to protect everyone and you know,
Speaker 11: protect the community. So it's pretty cool to the kids.
Speaker 3: Start evil and the devil shooting you up. Now, Colleen,
Speaker 3: would you like a penn obviously to tick off all
Speaker 3: those you carry on?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you could cross off each name of the students
Speaker 2: as they come through.
Speaker 11: Oh no, that's pretty boring. I would love the dead
Speaker 11: god jump three storm.
Speaker 3: Aren't they half free? So that's the last about Father's
Speaker 3: Day in a couple of months. Colleen, thank you very much,
Speaker 3: what you do. Have a great day.
Speaker 7: I love your work, guys.
Speaker 11: I listened to you every morning.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Colleen, Thank you all Stewart and you. Stuart
Speaker 3: has already been at work for a couple of hours,
Speaker 3: I think, Stuart, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 5: Go there are we.
Speaker 3: Were going Stuart, So you've already knocked on. So what
Speaker 3: time did you start this morning?
Speaker 5: Well, I actually knocked on a couple of hours ago,
Speaker 5: or a bad an hour and a half ago. Now,
Speaker 5: somebody else was knocking on and opened the front door
Speaker 5: and there was a snake on the doorsteps, so probably
Speaker 5: trying to get out of the rain. And so they
Speaker 5: called me on twenty four hour snake catcher. So they
Speaker 5: called me. I've been out there, caught that snake, and
Speaker 5: now now I'm available all day to catch any more
Speaker 5: snakes that that get interrupted.
Speaker 3: This is okay, So you already caught once next morning.
Speaker 3: I didn't know they didn't like the rain, trying to
Speaker 3: getting out of the rain. What they're doing knocking on
Speaker 3: the back door?
Speaker 5: Look, they they're It's coming towards the end of snake
Speaker 5: season now, so snakes are out and about looking for
Speaker 5: somewhere to shelter for the winter, looking for a last feed.
Speaker 5: And you know these were.
Speaker 3: God, listen, I'm English weeks looking for looking for a feed.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so you know they're they're a they're a natural rodent,
Speaker 5: you know, killer, so they'll they'll go and eat rodents.
Speaker 5: So we need them in you know, we need them
Speaker 5: in air ecosystem, so we can't kill them. We're not
Speaker 5: allowed to kill them anything.
Speaker 2: Woke generation And then Stu, what do you do over
Speaker 2: winter while they're all hibernating?
Speaker 3: Speaks with them. I.
Speaker 5: Look, I do a bit of odd jobs here and there,
Speaker 5: a bit of laboring and whatever, but we still get
Speaker 5: snakes throughout the winter. So snakes don't actually hibernate. They're
Speaker 5: out still through the winter as well, they just not
Speaker 5: as common as through the summer.
Speaker 3: And so she'd called one this morning. And then when
Speaker 3: you say you're twenty four to seven, how do you
Speaker 3: sleep though? Because is the phone going off like whilst
Speaker 3: you're asleep during the night.
Speaker 5: Yep, So last night I had another call for a
Speaker 5: snake insider house at about eleven thirty pm.
Speaker 3: What don't you have like a team or another body
Speaker 3: and do you do shifts?
Speaker 5: Look, I do have a few people that can help
Speaker 5: out when we're you know, under the gun, but we
Speaker 5: could get anywhere from you know, fifteen to thirty calls
Speaker 5: a day. Sometimes I don't know.
Speaker 2: The terror of a nighttime snake was a thing. I
Speaker 2: thought we worried about them in the sun.
Speaker 3: Me too, I didn't know. Don't work at night looking
Speaker 3: for a bloody feed.
Speaker 5: Most snakes are diurnal, so they are active through the day.
Speaker 5: But yeah, coming up to you know, on extremely hot
Speaker 5: days and coming up towards the end of the season,
Speaker 5: they can travel through the night as well, so you
Speaker 5: have to be alert. Twenty four to seven.
Speaker 3: Now tell me that, Stuart, right, one piece of advice, right,
Speaker 3: is it true? If you're out walking and to it,
Speaker 3: it's a stamp your feet the snake, if they are nearby,
Speaker 3: they will go away. That is that effective.
Speaker 5: Look, they're alerted by vibrations, So snakes are death. They
Speaker 5: don't have years, so they're alerted by vibration. So if
Speaker 5: you're walking heavy footed, the snake will know you're there.
Speaker 5: And a lot of the time you walk past snakes
Speaker 5: without even seeing them. They're not evil creatures that come
Speaker 5: out and chase you and jump on you everything else.
Speaker 5: They'll move out of your way. They're more scared of
Speaker 5: you than you are of them, so they'll bugger off
Speaker 5: well before you even see them. A lot of the time. Good, Yeah,
Speaker 5: by walking heavy footed you will you will do ter snakes.
Speaker 3: And Stu give yourself a plug. What's the name of
Speaker 3: your business in case anyone doesn't even call you? Twenty
Speaker 3: four to.
Speaker 5: Seven yep, stew me the snake catcher facebulk.
Speaker 3: How would you call it? Anything? Where it is? What
Speaker 3: it is? All right? And what do you want? Pet?
Speaker 2: What prize do you want?
Speaker 5: I'd love it?
Speaker 10: Mark?
Speaker 9: Actually, oh yeah, to.
Speaker 2: Sit down before you big last feed six and tea
Speaker 2: down with it? Well done, it's on its way.
Speaker 3: Yeah, steer with the snake catcher. Thank you very much?
Speaker 3: What you do. Have a good day, mate, Thank you.
Speaker 1: Jeers guys, The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: All right, so we want to know how your week
Speaker 3: is going so far? In six words six word week,
Speaker 3: how would you describe the week you're having so far?
Speaker 3: And six words to us? Text yours to me? Four seven,
Speaker 3: five three one oh four three yesterday, big day for me.
Speaker 3: Aussie passport application sent off?
Speaker 2: Four congratulations.
Speaker 3: How many weeks away I will have? This is honestly
Speaker 3: unbelievable that when it comes back to me, when I
Speaker 3: hold it, I'm going to be so excited. I have
Speaker 3: an Australian passport. I never saw this coming in my
Speaker 3: life a couple of years ago. It is amazing. I'm
Speaker 3: so excited going to the post office yesterday was actually
Speaker 3: normally it's that thing where I was so excited. Scott.
Speaker 3: I had way more energy than the guy who was
Speaker 3: just another due with some stuff burstificates or forum. He
Speaker 3: went the way he went, foreign bersertificate, please stranger?
Speaker 2: So what were all the documents? I remember when Bianca
Speaker 2: had to do it. Do you have to get stat
Speaker 2: decks as well?
Speaker 3: No? I why do I have to go Medicare, car
Speaker 3: driving license, foreign birth certificates, current passport, a referee, someone
Speaker 3: who's known you more than a year, who can't be
Speaker 3: in a relationship with and and then that's it. Two
Speaker 3: photos for the passport.
Speaker 2: Didn't trust me or paths to be your referee. I
Speaker 2: didn't even hear about that.
Speaker 3: Here's who was considered, Patrina, Yes, and I'm responsible. And
Speaker 3: I went for Sue the Boss. Oh yeah, management, management,
Speaker 3: you know, I went for Sue. So I went for
Speaker 3: Sue the Boss. Right, And I've got a we can't
Speaker 3: make any mistakes on a shoving next color weeks because
Speaker 3: they will be contacting Sue. And you know sometimes this show. Sorry,
Speaker 3: in particularly I annoy the boss. Suddenly that show, they
Speaker 3: get a call from the Department of Immigration about Christian O'Connor.
Speaker 3: Never heard of that guy, and it's illegal to put
Speaker 3: someone down. Who then gets a call and they said
Speaker 3: they don't know you, So sue the boss. It's gonna
Speaker 3: be plain sailing. But I'm hoping one way off for
Speaker 3: two weeks. We're away for two weeks that I can't irritate,
Speaker 3: and that's when she gets the call. The other thing is,
Speaker 3: does anyone have a good photo of them in that past?
Speaker 3: I mean mine is shocking seriously right, I'm sure the
Speaker 3: guy did a double take and actually looked at me, like,
Speaker 3: who is this here? It looked like, you know, on
Speaker 3: the Netflix homepage where there's yet another grisly documentary about
Speaker 3: a deranged cult leader, that's who I look like. The
Speaker 3: people that processing is going to get this clout? Is
Speaker 3: he who we want in?
Speaker 2: I don't actually like traveling with my wife because of
Speaker 2: her passport photo. She has the most beautiful smile, but
Speaker 2: because she's stunning your life, she takes a great photo.
Speaker 2: But in the passport where they're not make you not
Speaker 2: allowed to smile she's got this grisly, killer, murderous darkness
Speaker 2: to her, and I don't even like looking at it.
Speaker 3: Did you have a good photo? You think these days
Speaker 3: would like selfies and filters. Why can't we have a
Speaker 3: nice photo?
Speaker 2: I waited for ten years to get my passport updated
Speaker 2: because on my first one that I got when I
Speaker 2: was eighteen, the guy you know how they take it
Speaker 2: on a white background so that it's pristine behind you.
Speaker 2: The guy at the chemist who I went to, just
Speaker 2: took it in the aisles and I was.
Speaker 3: The envelopes behind it a random crap. And then it's
Speaker 3: like you work there.
Speaker 2: Because obviously he's taken her back behind the counter with
Speaker 2: his digital camera and thought, oh, it's meant to be
Speaker 2: white behind there. He's done some shoddy photoshopping. He cut
Speaker 2: my ears off and I have to have that for
Speaker 2: ten years.
Speaker 3: Patsy, what's your six word week?
Speaker 4: Yes, I went to bed with a stranger yesterday. I
Speaker 4: was just in the shopping center and they had a
Speaker 4: pop up mattress or bedding sort of shop.
Speaker 3: No, you don't get you don't. That is not where
Speaker 3: you make a big decision from a pop up place.
Speaker 3: You know what?
Speaker 4: I bought a bed yesterday. I did, I did.
Speaker 3: You are the marks. That's what they call people like you,
Speaker 3: an easy mark who gets it. It's a big decision.
Speaker 2: Every time I see those people, especially the mattress, I think,
Speaker 2: who is getting sucked into that?
Speaker 9: Well?
Speaker 3: You know what.
Speaker 4: It was after work. I was really tired and I thought,
Speaker 4: you know what, I need to.
Speaker 3: Bed right now. Just give it to me for two hours.
Speaker 2: It's like and you're like, I want to wear him
Speaker 2: out of the store.
Speaker 4: But we are in the market for a new bed,
Speaker 4: other ones.
Speaker 3: Can I just ask this Patsy, was Chris with you
Speaker 3: because that's your joint.
Speaker 4: No it wasn't. He was at work.
Speaker 3: Of course, Now you need to get on that mattress.
Speaker 4: So it was just this, just this guy here is
Speaker 4: selling it, right.
Speaker 3: So I said, look, I have a pop up store.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I said, if I'm going to have to
Speaker 4: lay down, he said please, And he said, you know,
Speaker 4: these beds are what the astronauts embedded. For the astronauts
Speaker 4: in space.
Speaker 3: You don't even lae down, you can't. Zero gravity's zero gravity.
Speaker 3: They're strapped into something.
Speaker 4: And I thought, well they must be good. Let's for myself.
Speaker 2: The last person on the planet that you want testing
Speaker 2: your bed because they've got no gravity holding them down
Speaker 2: to the mattress, whereas you have.
Speaker 3: We ever seen the space station and someone there with
Speaker 3: the lights out getting ten hours get on a temper
Speaker 3: pede bed.
Speaker 4: I thought, if it's good enough for the space station,
Speaker 4: it's good enough for Pats. So I said, let me
Speaker 4: have a lay down. So I put on my pe
Speaker 4: An astronaut and.
Speaker 3: I thought, I'm here. Are you gory?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 4: I thought this, this is magnificent, But I said, one
Speaker 4: thing I am concerned about is partner disturbance because my
Speaker 4: husband comes to bed after me and usually plunks himself
Speaker 4: down while he plugs his phone in and wakes me up.
Speaker 4: So I said, you're going to have to, like, would
Speaker 4: you mind sitting on the other side of the bed
Speaker 4: so I can see. Oh no, anyway they.
Speaker 3: Come on, Pats, not one of these people into stuff.
Speaker 2: My husband will off.
Speaker 3: And then that might lead to something else. If it
Speaker 3: feels like that, take your trousers off, turn the lights out.
Speaker 4: I said, you're gonna have to plunk yourself down, like
Speaker 4: really get into it, like really plunk.
Speaker 3: Really need that commission. Imagine that poor guy going on today.
Speaker 2: Oh god, I was so impressed to put the deposit
Speaker 2: down right.
Speaker 4: Then and there it's coming in six weeks?
Speaker 3: Is it bad form my pop pup price? What did
Speaker 3: Chris say?
Speaker 4: Well, I said last he said, how is your day?
Speaker 4: And I said, oh good. He said what did you do?
Speaker 4: And I said, I bought a bed and he said what,
Speaker 4: I bought a bed And he said, but I haven't
Speaker 4: laid in it yet, and I said, don't worry. The
Speaker 4: other guy has. It'll be fine.
Speaker 1: As the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: To Patsy yesterday, bought a bed from a pop up place.
Speaker 3: It's a big decision, bhind a bed. It's not the
Speaker 3: bed we talk about binder bed. It's a mattress. I
Speaker 3: remember a couple of year ago when I thought I
Speaker 3: could tick off buying a mattress. And I think the
Speaker 3: salespeople that sell mattresses are highly skilled because there's a
Speaker 3: big decision, right, And remember I thought, it's not this off.
Speaker 3: In ten or fifteen minutes, I'll get it done. And
Speaker 3: I walked in. The guy just stopped me. You know,
Speaker 3: one of the salesmen. He was very very confident, right,
Speaker 3: and he was in his fifties. He went, you look
Speaker 3: like you're in a rush. Come back when you've got
Speaker 3: time to give this the biggest decision of your.
Speaker 2: Life, big decision of your life.
Speaker 3: I got it as the confidence. He was an alpha
Speaker 3: and on an alpha, and I went, how long do
Speaker 3: you need? So he goes at least two hours? I
Speaker 3: walked straight back out. They came up the following Saturday
Speaker 3: with my wife. We'd cleared two hours to buy this
Speaker 3: flipping mattress. And again, Patsy, why is it that anytime
Speaker 3: they sprinkle the old NASA technology, we like catnip. But
Speaker 3: don't You're like, oh, this space they need this. You
Speaker 3: can't be flying a rocket or sleepy crashing into Jupiter.
Speaker 3: Jackie boy, what's your six word week?
Speaker 2: I would sum it up this week by saying I
Speaker 2: can never go back to a place called gentle Recovery
Speaker 2: in South Melbourne.
Speaker 3: Sounds like a gentleman's extra. They will sort you out.
Speaker 3: It's actually they provide a sock or you bring that along.
Speaker 3: It's very hard to It's AI. It's not cheating drank,
Speaker 3: it's AI.
Speaker 2: Infrared sawn is what you want.
Speaker 3: It's shame on you, sir. On a family show as well.
Speaker 3: Is that why you can never go back? Oh? Sorry
Speaker 3: doesn't What did you do with this?
Speaker 2: I really did go to have a sauna, your honor?
Speaker 3: Now what what will happened?
Speaker 2: I flooded the flooded the It's been a while.
Speaker 3: Is it? You flooded the sauna? How do you flood
Speaker 3: the sauna?
Speaker 4: Flood a sauna?
Speaker 2: Because that's I got out of the sauna, wrapped my
Speaker 2: tail around myself. I was looking at the cold plunge
Speaker 2: I have, which is this a big freezer chest type
Speaker 2: thing that goes down to six degrees and athletes can
Speaker 2: recover in it by getting in.
Speaker 3: Calls them down and are you including yourself? He went,
Speaker 3: and the finger came towards himself, like you know, me
Speaker 3: and Max Gornore in there. You were covering as well,
Speaker 3: me too.
Speaker 2: I lifted the lid on the cold plunge. I wasn't
Speaker 2: actually going in the cold plunge. I just wanted to
Speaker 2: have a peek.
Speaker 3: In with you're looking for ice cream.
Speaker 2: Was interested to see actually how cold the water was.
Speaker 2: As I lifted the lid on him, I heard the
Speaker 2: running of water and I thought at the time that
Speaker 2: it was I just turned on a filter or something.
Speaker 2: It's activated something within the machine and it just pushes
Speaker 2: water through it, maybe to recycle. I could hear the
Speaker 2: water go sh but I just thought it was part
Speaker 2: of the cold plunge machine. So I'm dipping my hand
Speaker 2: in and feeling, oh, this is quite cold. I'm looking
Speaker 2: at the temperature. All goes all the way down to
Speaker 2: six degrees, and not till water started touching my feet,
Speaker 2: my bare feet in the towel that I realized that
Speaker 2: as I lifted the lid on it, I knocked the
Speaker 2: tap that fills it up.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, behind it.
Speaker 2: But the tap when it's not being used is just
Speaker 2: facing against the wall, so it's just running down the
Speaker 2: wall and onto the floor of.
Speaker 3: The sworn, making it unusable for anyone else behind you.
Speaker 2: I got Also, they have towels elementary to roll up towels,
Speaker 2: rolled up towels and that have been nicely set out
Speaker 2: for the all over the floor. I didn't.
Speaker 3: You're an adult. You just have to say you can't
Speaker 3: run off out of the fire exit.
Speaker 2: As I went to pay start up to the guy,
Speaker 2: I wanted to start a conversation about the cold Plunge,
Speaker 2: intending to tell him about it. And finally so I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, do you do the cold plunge?
Speaker 3: Go in? Yeah?
Speaker 2: What what degrees do you get down to? How long
Speaker 2: are you staying for?
Speaker 3: And then.
Speaker 2: The window that was there for me to say, oh,
Speaker 2: by the way, I flooded the whole thing. I skipped
Speaker 2: over that. No, No, just decided never to go back
Speaker 2: there again.
Speaker 3: My god, So someone's just going to do a routine.
Speaker 3: Towels are down.
Speaker 2: I soaked up most of it with the town.
Speaker 3: I reckon one or two towels top. All right, let's
Speaker 3: also find out other stories about why you can never
Speaker 3: go back, because we've all done something similar, were not
Speaker 3: like that where you can never go back to a place.
Speaker 1: Christian connell's show podcast.
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell's show Talkhi about where can you never go back?
Speaker 3: After Jack can't go back to a massage parlor? Patty,
Speaker 3: where can you never go back?
Speaker 4: There is a hairdresser that I can't go back because
Speaker 4: once a few years ago they did my hair exactly
Speaker 4: the opposite of what I wanted.
Speaker 3: I said, can you break that down for us? So?
Speaker 3: Did you want it long hair? And they just cut it,
Speaker 3: shaved your head.
Speaker 4: Well, they took too much off for a start. I said, look,
Speaker 4: I just want the very slightest, just a trim, not
Speaker 4: even a cut, just a trim, and honestly shaw me
Speaker 4: like a sheep. And no, it was fucked too short
Speaker 4: and the color was not what I asked for or
Speaker 4: what I agreed to, and so I was so shocked. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it wasn't like you know, it.
Speaker 3: Was expensive getting haird on for a while and.
Speaker 4: I said, look, I can't pay for that. That's not
Speaker 4: what I what I asked for. Wow, well it was
Speaker 4: really bad anyway. I did end up having to pay
Speaker 4: about half, but I just never went back.
Speaker 3: I would even if I had terrible, terrible experience. I
Speaker 3: would never do the I'm not paying for that.
Speaker 2: I would never put myself in the organ position.
Speaker 3: I think it's so you got real gush.
Speaker 4: Chris couldn't believe I did it. He said you did not,
Speaker 4: and I said, yes, I did. It's not what I
Speaker 4: asked for.
Speaker 3: God take so much.
Speaker 2: So are you still in the chair with the barber's yeah,
Speaker 2: saying I'm not paying for mirror?
Speaker 4: Isn't it like a he go, what do you reckon around?
Speaker 4: It's like that's actually not And I knew when she
Speaker 4: was cutting it. I thought, I said, you, that feels
Speaker 4: really short. She goes, just work with me, work with me,
Speaker 4: and I think, no, Actually, do you.
Speaker 3: Know what my wife did this? I think about two
Speaker 3: or three years going first moved here. She refused to
Speaker 3: pay a hairdress and then she got into it was
Speaker 3: a place where we all went, and then she rang
Speaker 3: me it goes Chris in certain business name. Here you
Speaker 3: can have to count your apoint where you can never
Speaker 3: go anute. We've all got to suffer because you would
Speaker 3: have I like going there.
Speaker 2: I'm in the chair now, sir, he's got the plane.
Speaker 3: How's anyone. I'd love to speak to anyone, just to
Speaker 3: in all of the courage that would take to actually
Speaker 3: say I'm not I'm not paying to refuse to pay
Speaker 3: such a I mean, Jack and I can come and
Speaker 3: sit this radio show and do a radio show five
Speaker 3: days a week. That's easy saying to someone I'm not
Speaker 3: paying for that, going right at the thought of the awkwardness.
Speaker 2: Every single time hairdress has ever held up that mirror
Speaker 2: to show me in the back, I always said, that's right.
Speaker 2: If you don't like it at.
Speaker 3: You worry about upsetting them or all right, has anyone
Speaker 3: refused to pay and actually not paid.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Jack and I are stunned that people have the guts
Speaker 3: to actually say I'm not paying for that. So we
Speaker 3: want to speak to anyone who's refused to pay for
Speaker 3: something ebony. You've done this.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I went.
Speaker 13: Towards staking out with friends and they like rare, and
Speaker 13: I'm a medium rare kind of person. They brought the stakes,
Speaker 13: they are all rare, completely mooing, so I said, can
Speaker 13: you take them back? So they do it again and
Speaker 13: brought them back out completely rear again, and then I
Speaker 13: said I'm not paying for any of it, and they
Speaker 13: tried to free me into paying, and they said, we
Speaker 13: tried our best.
Speaker 3: Is easy. It just goes back on from a couple
Speaker 3: of minutes.
Speaker 13: Yeah, no, they've gotten it wrong twice.
Speaker 2: Sure, sure it wasn't me like I imagine the cooks
Speaker 2: know how to cook a medium resteak. Are you sure
Speaker 2: medium rare is just maybe not what you wanted?
Speaker 13: No, no, no, I've eaten lots of steaks in my time,
Speaker 13: so I know a medium rare steak.
Speaker 3: It was medium restate mate, You sound up one of
Speaker 3: those shifty managers. Are you sure, madam man's meat spaining
Speaker 3: any Thanks you comer, have a good day. Thank you, Sue,
Speaker 3: Good morning, Good morning, Christian. Hello Sue. So have you
Speaker 3: refused to pay for something?
Speaker 12: No, it wasn't me. It was my daughter. She was
Speaker 12: at a well known shopping center in Melbourne and she
Speaker 12: was a hairdressers. She was getting hair extensions put in.
Speaker 12: They quoted her two hundred and fifty dollars and when
Speaker 12: it was time to leave, they tried to charge her
Speaker 12: over five hundred dollars.
Speaker 3: Oh dear, what do they need your hair?
Speaker 12: Yeah, she refused to pay the five hundred and said, no,
Speaker 12: you're paying what you quoted me, and they locked her
Speaker 12: in the shop until she paid.
Speaker 3: No, come on kidnapping.
Speaker 12: Well, she was the only one. It was sort of
Speaker 12: like a like a five o'clock appointment. She was the
Speaker 12: last customer. They pulled down the doors, like the metal door.
Speaker 3: So episode this is insane.
Speaker 2: They pulled down that the shutters.
Speaker 12: Let's the glass open to pull down the shutters.
Speaker 3: She ranked me, she's really scary.
Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, she was pretty upstairs.
Speaker 3: She pulled her hair out, So then I had to.
Speaker 12: Drive down there and played tough mum and say take
Speaker 12: it too.
Speaker 3: With that shutter the other side of it, there's always
Speaker 3: that little bit with a key go you put your
Speaker 3: mouth through. The little daughter out was pretty sure happening
Speaker 3: postage standoff. What happened?
Speaker 12: Well, she ended up we like we said, you know,
Speaker 12: you take two hundred and fifty dollars or it goes
Speaker 12: further than that.
Speaker 9: In the end.
Speaker 3: Released the clients.
Speaker 2: It was just that's amazing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, so thank you very much for calling again.
Speaker 3: All right, take care and we got here. Paul, Good morning, Paul.
Speaker 14: You know everyone, my father back in the early eighties
Speaker 14: he had a HQ monarow and he put it into
Speaker 14: a panel shop for race break because a couple of
Speaker 14: marks on the pane he didn't like. And it was
Speaker 14: metallic silver. It was a gts Manaro metallic silver, and
Speaker 14: he put it in. When he went to pick it up,
Speaker 14: the ass for metallic silver. When he picked it up,
Speaker 14: it was canary yellow with two GP strikes the bottom
Speaker 14: of the root.
Speaker 3: Wow, that's a big difference. Yeah.
Speaker 14: He refused to pay for the for the paint job.
Speaker 14: He said, that's not what I asked for.
Speaker 3: The shutters suddenly came down and the spanners came out.
Speaker 2: Did they painted back for it or did you just
Speaker 2: drive off with yellow?
Speaker 14: Well, there was a big argument. They drove out with
Speaker 14: it yellow. He kept it yellow for about a year
Speaker 14: and a half to prove the point. Yeah, and then
Speaker 14: he couldn't bear it anymore, so he had it race braided.
Speaker 14: A different panel shot.
Speaker 3: Back, Paul, thank you very much for cool. I have
Speaker 3: a good day God. On a four point three seven
Speaker 3: fifty two Christian O'Connell show, after eight o'clock, the last
Speaker 3: few lanes to race tomorrow, the fung raiser stopsination. How
Speaker 3: quickly can you run one hundred meters? And the pathongs
Speaker 3: you'd be taken?
Speaker 1: On Jackie Boy, The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Christian refused to pay for goods or services despite receiving
Speaker 3: them as just the peakest of boomer energy. Good morning,
Speaker 3: Neil Mitchell around earliest morning. That will be the subject
Speaker 3: of his phone in for today and all other days.
Speaker 3: All right, tomorrow morning, this time tomorrow morning, Jacoby livety
Speaker 3: Athletics track in Collingwood, where him and eight other athletes
Speaker 3: all in their thongs, we'll raise each other down the
Speaker 3: straight one hundred meters who can do it the quickest.
Speaker 3: Let me racing time. You really go bet nast you
Speaker 3: to that.
Speaker 2: Don't get don't don't do.
Speaker 3: All right, we got some last minute lanes to give
Speaker 3: away to race tomorrow. This comes from Jason Perry Christian.
Speaker 3: I understand there's a few spots left. I want into
Speaker 3: the Thung race. Let me tell you why you should
Speaker 3: choose me, am my dad to three boys like you, Christian,
Speaker 3: I am not far from turning fifty. Let me dub
Speaker 3: myself dead last Dad. I won't be the fastest, I
Speaker 3: won't be the first. I've only worn thongs once in
Speaker 3: my lifetime. What and that was from the room to
Speaker 3: the poor. When we went to balley, I found them
Speaker 3: confusing and difficult to walk in. Jack has nothing to
Speaker 3: fear from me, no word of a lie. Earlier on,
Speaker 3: Jack actually said off their I need you to put
Speaker 3: a few people your rage through that. I know I
Speaker 3: can beat well.
Speaker 2: The sixty year old from the other day got COVID.
Speaker 2: He's not anymore beat.
Speaker 3: Christian reassured Jack. I'm not here to win. I just
Speaker 3: want to represent the real Aussie butler and give it
Speaker 3: a go. Dead Last Dad. You are in Jason Perry
Speaker 3: will race. Okay, so yeah, we've had a couple of
Speaker 3: people pulled out. Someone's got COVID, someone else can't get
Speaker 3: at work. You don't need a day off. Thirty thirty
Speaker 3: to forty seconds? Are you working for? Will? He Wonka?
Speaker 3: Productivity at the Wonka Factory can be done by our
Speaker 3: fate corn of our stak. We're racing around about eight
Speaker 3: o'clock tomorrow morning. All right, so we have the last
Speaker 3: few lanes. Do you think you can beat Jack Post?
Speaker 3: Do you just want to come along and tape part
Speaker 3: in it? Give us a call.
Speaker 1: Out Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 3: This time tomorrow morning. Athletes, so we poised in their
Speaker 3: blocks in their thongs. Let me racing.
Speaker 6: Betting stuff that don't.
Speaker 3: All right, we have the last few lanes to give away.
Speaker 3: You're racing up against Jack Post. How are you now
Speaker 3: with preparations and confidence level? Because this time last week
Speaker 3: you were like, put me in the race. I think
Speaker 3: I'll win.
Speaker 2: I'll have my second training session today and then some
Speaker 2: stretching and limbering tomorrow morning, and I.
Speaker 4: Think the second jet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, I just keep having stuff on. You
Speaker 2: couldn't find a babysitter baby sitter.
Speaker 3: You live opposite the park. Bring a little g out there?
Speaker 4: Had time, Chris?
Speaker 3: You know what, trained from marathon, We're going to be
Speaker 3: out for hours.
Speaker 2: Well I do need time to stretch tomorrow though, no kidding.
Speaker 2: You can't just go to sprint cold. So let me
Speaker 2: go down because I know I'm coming from the show
Speaker 2: going straight to the racetrack, So just work.
Speaker 3: Oh well, we'll put that into the plans for tomorrow.
Speaker 3: So how long do you think that's going to take it?
Speaker 3: Come on in the same boat as fifteen minutes. All right,
Speaker 3: So who wants in? We've got the last few lanes
Speaker 3: nine four one, O four three. We've got Clancy here,
Speaker 3: Come on in Clancy High Christian. Hello Clancy, So are
Speaker 3: you on your way to school right now?
Speaker 7: I'm on my way to training.
Speaker 3: Actually, yeah, what do you do, Clancy? What you're training for?
Speaker 7: I play soccer, so I train a lot, so I
Speaker 7: reckon I could beat Jack easy.
Speaker 3: Now when you say you play soccer, who do you
Speaker 3: play soccer for?
Speaker 7: In PC? So the state team?
Speaker 3: Oh wow, you're very good then, Clancy, what are you
Speaker 3: a midfielder? A defender, midfielder hoping for goalkeeper? Not a
Speaker 3: lot of running.
Speaker 2: So you're fast, are you, Clancy?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 11: I reckon I could beat you with snow training.
Speaker 3: Now listen, Clancy, how old are fifteen? Fifteen? Jack is
Speaker 3: terrified of the youth embarrassing him tomorrows plus yes, not
Speaker 3: fifteen the wrong way, so you'll be super quick.
Speaker 11: Then, Oh, hopefully it's a plan.
Speaker 2: But the challenge is running in thongs.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 2: I've worn thongs for thirty five years, Clancy, so I
Speaker 2: got a lot of head start on.
Speaker 3: You there, song splaining.
Speaker 11: Yeah, but as you get older, you get slower.
Speaker 3: Burn You're right, Clancy, I think, Clancy, we're going to
Speaker 3: have to have you race tomorrow, and you are the
Speaker 3: new favorite in the race. I think.
Speaker 7: Now I'll see you the.
Speaker 3: Confidence, Clancy. We'll see you down there tomorrow. Thanks according
Speaker 3: it look forward to meeting you.
Speaker 7: Thank you, Sea.
Speaker 3: It is over. Tell me about that stretcher, my friend,
Speaker 3: you'll need excuse, so don't stretch.
Speaker 2: I'm just hoping she might. She didn't even say she
Speaker 2: wears things a lot, so she might never have worn thongs.
Speaker 2: And if you're wear in it for the first time,
Speaker 2: I'm going to smoke you.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show.
Speaker 3: Podcast so with a Junie Matilda who's fifteen clancy now
Speaker 3: a last minute athlete joining the race tomorrow, the Thong
Speaker 3: race one hundred meters, doubt is creeping into Young Jack
Speaker 3: post mind. We've just had this message from the nineteen
Speaker 3: year old Young Gun as well one.
Speaker 2: In Christian Morning team Young Gun here, I've said it
Speaker 2: before and I'll say it again.
Speaker 1: Jack does not stand a chance.
Speaker 2: Maybe something in the past you odds may have len
Speaker 2: in his favor, but this is a sprint and I'm
Speaker 2: the cheater.
Speaker 3: He's in parlor and at.
Speaker 1: The end of the day he'll be chase down.
Speaker 2: I hate that. Also, that's good.
Speaker 3: He had a slogan everything in a.
Speaker 2: Metaphor during that song. Everybody on this team's trying to
Speaker 2: get in my head. Rio said, you've only ever a
Speaker 2: versed unbalanced competition before when I took a ten year
Speaker 2: old onim chess and I took a pig on in
Speaker 2: a race.
Speaker 3: Not just that I forgot about the chest. That's a
Speaker 3: I said, Yeah, you gloated so much. The lad's tears's eyes.
Speaker 2: It was meant to be a prodigy.
Speaker 3: Doesn't money easy? And then and then you then took
Speaker 3: on an animal a pig, and a real small one.
Speaker 3: I mean, look at the video right, it's a tiny
Speaker 3: old pig. It's not a proper big piece.
Speaker 2: Essentially at the moment about one hundred percent pig you
Speaker 2: took on bait. I can I plan to continue my
Speaker 2: gold run tomorrow? Never beaten, unbeaten.
Speaker 3: Oh well, I hear there is a scared in parlor.
Speaker 3: I can see you now coming first third, A good third,
Speaker 3: strong third. No, yeah, what you said first? Clancy? Clancy
Speaker 3: comes first. Then I think we'll have the young lion
Speaker 3: there romping Homer. Then I think it'll be you, all right, Christian.
Speaker 3: Yesterday the show where you're talking about who spoke at
Speaker 3: your school reminded me yes or we were talking about
Speaker 3: what's celebrities that came to your school from money a
Speaker 3: time when a we want to there was a competition
Speaker 3: called get Cody Simpson to sing at your school without
Speaker 3: just you remember Cody Simpson without seeking permission. Someone at
Speaker 3: our school entered. The student ended up winning the competition
Speaker 3: and Cody Simpson rocked up read to play. The whole
Speaker 3: school gone along to see it. The principal was seriously
Speaker 3: displeased because the school hadn't had its permission. Sort in
Speaker 3: my mind, I want this to be that Cody Simpson's.
Speaker 2: Like, not limo, but you know what, a nicer car.
Speaker 3: Rocks up playing a song. ANYRC principle free if you've
Speaker 3: got a cab charger so I can pay that. In
Speaker 3: the end, the principal will grudgingly allowed the show to
Speaker 3: go on. This is like a plot from the movie Footloose,
Speaker 3: but only for year level seven to nine and only
Speaker 3: during period one. Let has it that they sent Cody
Speaker 3: Simpson off with a sausage roll and a big head.
Speaker 3: There you go, young Cody. No swimming after big heavy
Speaker 3: meal either. There's that capture, Mary Anne, thank you very
Speaker 3: much that yesterday on the show. Then, whilst we were
Speaker 3: talking and getting calls back, who came to talk at
Speaker 3: your school? We had this great story from Pat.
Speaker 9: We had Peter Garrett come to to our high school.
Speaker 9: I honestly couldn't tell you when it was or what
Speaker 9: he talked about, because halfway through someone in the audience
Speaker 9: bounced a laser off his forehead, and all I remember
Speaker 9: is the next day the entire.
Speaker 14: School did it all right.
Speaker 3: So we want to know why did your class, or
Speaker 3: your school year or the whole school get punished. Holly
Speaker 3: and year nine geography teacher realized the sandwich had been
Speaker 3: stolen from a death drawer right before lunch and demanded
Speaker 3: to know who took it. When no one owned up,
Speaker 3: we all have to stay in at lunch and none
Speaker 3: of us were allowed to eat. Well.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 3: Right now, why did the whole class, all the school
Speaker 3: get a detention? On nine four one four one oh
Speaker 3: four three. Jennifer, Good morning, Good morning, Jennifer. So why
Speaker 3: did you all get detention? What happened?
Speaker 7: Well, the handle on the girl's bathroom door had come detached,
Speaker 7: and shortly after our history class started, our teacher left
Speaker 7: to go to the bathroom. I followed her inconspicuously, and
Speaker 7: we had a ben sitting there to hold the door open.
Speaker 7: So I kicked the bin out of the way and
Speaker 7: then I ran back to class, locked her in the
Speaker 7: bathroom the whole of class, and once the bell rang,
Speaker 7: we all scattered. The next day, of course, there was
Speaker 7: trouble and we all got sentenced to detention for a
Speaker 7: week because no one would give me up. No one
Speaker 7: told anyone that it was me that locked.
Speaker 1: Her in the back.
Speaker 3: Pretty pretty good friends. Not to give you up. Actually,
Speaker 3: so I do.
Speaker 7: It's true.
Speaker 2: Did you say you looked at her there for the
Speaker 2: whole class then you just went to lunch. So when
Speaker 2: did you get her out?
Speaker 7: Well, I don't, we don't know. You know so much
Speaker 7: class let out.
Speaker 13: Somebody went in the bathroom.
Speaker 9: She she might be it's been a few years.
Speaker 7: She could be classed.
Speaker 3: How I went down Grassy High. Well, Jennifer, thank you
Speaker 3: very much. I have a good day, Christian. Take care, Paul,
Speaker 3: good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 14: I went to a very strict boys Catholic school in
Speaker 14: Geelong back in the eighties, and there was this Catholic brother.
Speaker 14: I'm sure it was a drill sergeant before it was
Speaker 14: a Catholic brother. He had a thirty centimeter long by
Speaker 14: ten mili six strap that he used to use at
Speaker 14: the drop of the pen. He didn't made much of
Speaker 14: an excuse for it. One lunchtime I snuck into the
Speaker 14: classroom and covers up with a Stanley knife into tiny
Speaker 14: little squares and we put the whole school on detention.
Speaker 3: Got on his side.
Speaker 14: Tru trust someone, I don't cut it up. No one
Speaker 14: dubbed me in because a lot of people knew who
Speaker 14: it was, but no one dubbed me in because I
Speaker 14: was doing everyone to favor because he used that strap
Speaker 14: quite regularly.
Speaker 3: All right, Paul, thank you very.
Speaker 1: Much you called me Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: I'm very, very lucky to be married to a professional
Speaker 3: radio consultant. She just texted me he put that last
Speaker 3: caller through. It's awful when you're at the half Actually
Speaker 3: is so right, Yeah, Jack and I would have said
Speaker 3: that we're all that AnyWho morning. I haven't nothing else
Speaker 3: about the shows this week, just but that Bozo through it.
Speaker 2: There's a fine story. It was just a little bit
Speaker 2: dark about the brother.
Speaker 3: Listen, she's a consultant, you know. It's the amateur's here
Speaker 3: to down the time wast We're looking for your clothing
Speaker 3: bands today on this is getting desperate. Rio, I understand
Speaker 3: we have to make up a few but thank A
Speaker 3: textile worker day is not a thing. But if you
Speaker 3: know some textile workers, send them a text today thanking
Speaker 3: the mahalf of all of us. Oz Post is introducing
Speaker 3: this is a great idea. Oz Post is introducing changing
Speaker 3: rooms into pocust offices around the country so that you
Speaker 3: know when you pick up clothes from your parcel, try
Speaker 3: them on immediately, and then just go I don't want it,
Speaker 3: send it back.
Speaker 2: Oh that is a great it's going to play along.
Speaker 2: But the grumpiest people on earth the post office.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, talking about.
Speaker 4: That's crazy because it's not like you haven't got four
Speaker 4: weeks to return something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but once you leave with it, you get it
Speaker 3: home and then it just sits on that mito and
Speaker 3: you go, I've got to take that. I don't know
Speaker 3: how you guys open up a package, but I wreckon.
Speaker 3: It's like a higher car. I trash that thing. It's
Speaker 3: it's a mess.
Speaker 2: Scissor does one arm of the scissor perfect cut down
Speaker 2: the middle.
Speaker 3: I'm kicking it, stamping it, punching it. There's no way
Speaker 3: that humpty dumpty can't be put back together again. I
Speaker 3: can't go back to ours post going this happened. I
Speaker 3: never don't send molecules.
Speaker 2: I never opened at the scene. I'm always mad.
Speaker 3: Times I've cut something in half, gone in with scissors.
Speaker 3: All right, So on such a day, Thank you, Textile Workaday.
Speaker 3: We're looking for your clothing bands.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's go.
Speaker 3: I tell you who's on stage at clothes Best Adam
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Speaker 2: You should have finished on sleep.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Everyone's a consulting in this game you've got. Yeah.
Speaker 3: It's on stage at Textile Fest Mondo.
Speaker 4: So you know all about socks.
Speaker 2: All right, guys, you got to leave the socks alone.
Speaker 3: You need to do that.
Speaker 2: They were on the way to the wash. The pet
Speaker 2: shop boys are making the clothes. Actually, yeah, sweatshop boys.
Speaker 3: Very good goal. That's good Sonny and shirt.
Speaker 2: Silver and hoodie and the blowfish at.
Speaker 1: All right, send is your clothing bands the Christian O'Connell
Speaker 1: show podcast.
Speaker 3: All right, clothing bands. That's the time wasted to say,
Speaker 3: Elton Thong silver, that's a goal. Come on with a
Speaker 3: home of the Thong race tomorrow, Elton Thong silver.
Speaker 2: That's the best I can do.
Speaker 3: I like to Tony Morley a gold ben Folds, five
Speaker 3: baskets of clothing bronze. That's another Anthony Morley. Tim's got
Speaker 3: a g flip flop silver with Macintosh a mac like
Speaker 3: a rain mac an old school yeah, old school word
Speaker 3: for like a coat, a raincoat.
Speaker 4: Of that bronze.
Speaker 3: Because you have ignorant. She's got a very nice black.
Speaker 4: Macintosh and Penington wears.
Speaker 3: A Remember once who went out for lunch. They accidentally
Speaker 3: gave me her jacket. I was really uncomfortable a taxi
Speaker 3: ride home. I wouldn't wear a jacket with a belt
Speaker 3: and a gun in a pocket. AnyWho crowded blouse Gold,
Speaker 3: thank you very much, eleven year old Elliot David Lee
Speaker 3: Frock Silver Nike in the mechanics Gold boys to men's sizes.
Speaker 3: That's very good denim at work. Silver Taylor swift alterations.
Speaker 2: Swift alteration of an alteration place I'm not aware of silver.
Speaker 3: Good name for a business. Then Pearl Jim Jams gold.
Speaker 3: Why not come on, Eddie Vedder give us the world
Speaker 3: that it was Pearl Jim Jams the velvet underwear. That's
Speaker 3: very good to read. Kenny Cloggins gold, that's from Dell.
Speaker 3: Kenny Cloggins is great. Zzy tank top silver crowded trousers.
Speaker 3: Bro I don't like that. I'm gont ever see that
Speaker 3: headline one day either, I don't want to see that trending.
Speaker 3: What's happened there anyway? Huff jacket, Daddy six pants none
Speaker 3: the richer gold Andrew take about that's very good blanket
Speaker 3: one eighty two gold.
Speaker 2: Well, not really clothing actually bronze.
Speaker 3: But it would.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Haberdasher, you can sell them. Ain't clothing.
Speaker 3: Huey Lewis in the shoes.
Speaker 1: Go Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 3: Tomorrow morning, eight am. It's the thong racist stops the nation.
Speaker 6: Let me racing time, bett us up, you don't.
Speaker 3: All right the show. We'll cross live to an athletics
Speaker 3: track in Collingwood tomorrow morning. And what a genius show
Speaker 3: we are because this is the tim of year when
Speaker 3: you ultimately think of outdoor sports. Look today, what this is.
Speaker 3: You weren't even to see the track him Rainy Drizzley,
Speaker 3: It says to me, get those thongs on. Thongs are
Speaker 3: socks is what you're gonna need tomorrow.
Speaker 2: I've just employed a secret weapon for the race. Tomorrow.
Speaker 2: I will be racing against the competitors in thongs. My
Speaker 2: wife and son will be spectators at the athletics cultivation
Speaker 2: motivation I'll put my son at the end and I'll run.
Speaker 3: To him performance a hunting drug of love. I like
Speaker 3: it all right, So Thong race tomorrow morning. And there's
Speaker 3: a TV show that we've talked about before called Alone
Speaker 3: is tuk to A on SBS. It is. It's a
Speaker 3: it's a It's just a rare thing to say, right.
Speaker 3: It's a smart reality show. Normally you talk about reality shows.
Speaker 3: We're not into them on this show, but Alone is
Speaker 3: a greater if you've never seen it before. It literally
Speaker 3: the title says what it is. People are dropped off
Speaker 3: in the wilderness. They've all got a good, very good
Speaker 3: survival skills because they need it. They really are alone.
Speaker 3: There's there's no camera crew with them. They have their
Speaker 3: own camera gear. They have a satellite phone for when
Speaker 3: they tap out. Whoever's there the longest wins the prize money.
Speaker 3: At the end, they're confronted with lack of food, warmth.
Speaker 3: They've got to find their own food, make a shelter.
Speaker 3: And then the loneliness that just creeps in. You see
Speaker 3: them just sat on riverbanks sometimes staring at lavoid and
Speaker 3: you're thinking, how do you reckon? They've been there? You know?
Speaker 2: Is that ours talking to themselves. Essentially what Tom Hanks
Speaker 2: didn't castaway where he made friends with the ball Wilson
Speaker 2: is essentially.
Speaker 3: They don't even have the volleyball there Chat two or whatever.
Speaker 3: They did what you did to that volleyball, But that's
Speaker 3: not our business. Is that on the outtakes he would
Speaker 3: have done. He's a guy anyway, alone alone. It's on
Speaker 3: tonight and it's for the first time ever. It's in
Speaker 3: the Southern Hemisphere. It's actually in Tasmania and I know
Speaker 3: there's a couple of bill fon Victoria, but it's Australians
Speaker 3: and Tazzi's in there. It starts tonight. We're not being
Speaker 3: paid for this. We love the show. Can't wait to
Speaker 3: see it because it's here. It starts as seven point
Speaker 3: thirty tonight. I know you're gonna love this even if
Speaker 3: you've never seen it before. It is full on. It's
Speaker 3: hard what they have to go through. It's an instant show.
Speaker 3: Seven point thirty nine on SBS.
Speaker 1: We'll be watching that Christian O'Connell show podcast