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<v Speaker 1>Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. Showtime.

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<v Speaker 2>Dip Dip dippityp dips a second, that's Tom Craze again.

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<v Speaker 3>We must stand on cheese principles for our young leaders

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<v Speaker 3>listening right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian O'Connell gold one O four point three.

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<v Speaker 3>Good onring Jackie boy, guys, Good morning, Patsy. Jack has

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<v Speaker 3>some big news.

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<v Speaker 2>My son walked for the first time yesterday.

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<v Speaker 4>Gordy, come on, did you happen to be recording it

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<v Speaker 4>at the time?

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't record it.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't know unless you're in a training session. Were

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<v Speaker 3>you coaxing him.

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<v Speaker 2>Or I tried for the next hour and a half

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<v Speaker 2>to record him, but he wouldn't do it, wouldn't record

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<v Speaker 2>the feet. Also, byank head missed it. I called from

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<v Speaker 2>the other room and she didn't make it in time,

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<v Speaker 2>so I had to keep her. Now he does it

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<v Speaker 2>what he took ten at least.

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<v Speaker 3>She heartbroke, of course, because the mom puts so much

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<v Speaker 3>more hours.

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<v Speaker 2>She's with him more time during the day, so statistically

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<v Speaker 2>it should have been her.

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<v Speaker 4>It's always the way.

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<v Speaker 3>What was she doing?

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<v Speaker 2>She was cooking his dinner in the kitchen while we

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<v Speaker 2>were having.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't let that burn.

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<v Speaker 4>It always happens. I remember, Audrey, the first words she

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<v Speaker 4>said were dadda. Dadda was a mom. It's like he.

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<v Speaker 2>Did say dada first.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they say I think they more often not than

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<v Speaker 3>say data first. That is cruel, isn't because it broke

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<v Speaker 3>my heart pushed them out.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, she'd say it over and over again. It's like,

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<v Speaker 4>that's all right, I get it, Audrey.

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<v Speaker 3>It was like, you're still a bit chippy.

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<v Speaker 4>About eleven years later, did he think he was really proud?

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<v Speaker 2>He was? He was actually Wait, remember a couple of

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<v Speaker 2>weeks ago, I tried to claim he was walking because

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<v Speaker 2>he shuffled one in front of the other.

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<v Speaker 3>They have to have those kind of rehearsal steps.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, but this was a quantum leap ahead of that,

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<v Speaker 2>because he's been doing a couple of those shuffles. But

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<v Speaker 2>this was ten confidence steps from the other side of

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<v Speaker 2>the room. Yes, land on the moon. Why for Corney,

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<v Speaker 2>you would have thought it was an adult man who

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<v Speaker 2>had thirty forty years practice. He so it was a

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<v Speaker 2>definitive war, whereas before it wasn't.

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<v Speaker 3>What does it looked like on his face? Did he

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<v Speaker 3>realize that he was getting some sort.

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<v Speaker 2>Of three plate joy. Yeah, complete and other joy.

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<v Speaker 3>But he screamed yes.

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<v Speaker 2>I screamed out to bank. It was like, come in quick, quick,

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<v Speaker 2>where is that dinner?

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<v Speaker 5>An hour?

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<v Speaker 3>So angry walking, He's coming in the kitchen now and

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<v Speaker 3>he's pisted.

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<v Speaker 2>Damn, chelmine, it will happen. I think seeing that, surely

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<v Speaker 2>this week it will happen again.

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<v Speaker 3>He like his dad. You can't guarantee that greatness. It

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<v Speaker 3>comes around when it wants to come around.

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<v Speaker 2>Rest on these laurels.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Rio just asks Jack, you're on the studio, Pats, if

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<v Speaker 3>you start to sense, like you know, personality traits starting

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<v Speaker 3>to come through in young Gordon now he's just over

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<v Speaker 3>a year old, did you start to pick up on stuff?

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<v Speaker 3>I remember Lois, our youngest daughter, right. It's got a

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<v Speaker 3>real free spirit. And as soon as she learned how

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<v Speaker 3>to walk, and her mum and I were like, do

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<v Speaker 3>that again, she deliberately then just kept on crawling. She

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<v Speaker 3>would see us right, look at us, and go a

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<v Speaker 3>doing what you tell me.

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<v Speaker 2>I think she's like that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I know she's still crawling at sixteen. I know

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<v Speaker 3>you can walk with your friends. Please, start, all right,

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<v Speaker 3>extra time on the time waste. So when I'm looking

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<v Speaker 3>for your insects movies, you could text us you also

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<v Speaker 3>on four seventy five three one o four three insects movies.

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<v Speaker 3>What are those insects watching on their movie channel? Well,

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<v Speaker 3>they're watching fly hard gold centipede of a woman.

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<v Speaker 2>Silver.

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<v Speaker 3>Please knit that into you, please knit, please not knits.

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<v Speaker 2>Into all the parts of the past.

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<v Speaker 3>There is not in the right order, silver, jackie Board,

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<v Speaker 3>what have you got insect movies?

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<v Speaker 2>Weekend at wormis? Oh, that's very good gold Marlion b.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Silver.

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<v Speaker 2>Hot Grub time Machine that's gold as well. And Cicada

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<v Speaker 2>Private Ryan.

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<v Speaker 3>That's very good gold plus. All right, what have you

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<v Speaker 3>got insect movies? Text them in four seven five three

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<v Speaker 1>Three The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Time for us now to see what you are insect

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<v Speaker 3>movies are like, all right, Jack, you're ready, Tomork, I

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<v Speaker 3>am put an insect of the movie. Edward Sicardahans gold

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<v Speaker 3>what n'nt jewels in sector gadget That is going to

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<v Speaker 3>one nine seven, but that is brilliant insector Gadget, Nitty

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<v Speaker 3>land Lobster that time forgot Bronze You Me and Millipede Silver,

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<v Speaker 3>Bug's Life.

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<v Speaker 2>That's already a bug though, Bronze.

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<v Speaker 3>Breakfast Grub, Gold, Driving Flea's Daisy Silver, The Spidery shagged me,

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<v Speaker 3>such all Lisa Marleon flea gol Fly Robot Bronze, When

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<v Speaker 3>Harry squished Mossy Snails on a plane Silver. Good morning, guys,

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<v Speaker 3>my name's Jason. This is my time. Waste of submission,

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<v Speaker 3>just gabbed that one. Jason worming Miss Daisy Golder, Michael,

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<v Speaker 3>and the Beetle wears Siricada Oh Silver.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Christian O'Connell Show, Every Friday, Will Do Don't call it

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<v Speaker 3>knockoff Friday. It's the best question of the week when

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<v Speaker 3>people ask you what Timmy knocking off today, and we

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<v Speaker 3>call it knockoff Friday. Friday's a knockoff Day. Is a

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<v Speaker 3>drink as well. Knockoffs. We started summing last Wednesday, on

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<v Speaker 3>a hump day Wednesday, when we want you to embrace

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<v Speaker 3>the same spirit of knock off Friday, but knock on Wednesday.

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<v Speaker 3>So if you're knocking on already, like you're heading into work,

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<v Speaker 3>maybe it's about a pull up, or you've already knocked

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<v Speaker 3>on already at work, we want to celebrate and thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>You can call us in right now if you're at

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<v Speaker 3>work or you're heading into work, knock on Wednesday nine

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<v Speaker 3>four one, one oh four to three every caller, because

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<v Speaker 3>you're embracing your grind. You can choose your price from

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<v Speaker 2>Low all Show branded merch with the Christio O'Connell show

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<v Speaker 2>logo on it. We've got forty eight show pens, fifteen

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<v Speaker 2>the mugs run out last week. Thirty five show mugs

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<v Speaker 2>and there's still two at the bottom of The prize

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<v Speaker 2>cupboard is two extra large Dad weird jumpers that we

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<v Speaker 2>gave away at Father's Day last year.

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<v Speaker 3>I remember these half zip but full dad. They are

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<v Speaker 3>beautiful on the eye, easy on the zip.

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<v Speaker 2>Embroidered on the breast, pocket and full fleece. They were

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<v Speaker 2>very popular. I believe we've still got some left over.

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<v Speaker 2>So that is the major prize to extra large dadwear jumpers.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, So if you're at work, you're knocking on,

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<v Speaker 3>you've knocked on, or you're about to pull up, we

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<v Speaker 3>want to celebrate and thank you for your work. Nine

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<v Speaker 3>four one four one o four three. Now just remember

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<v Speaker 3>Rio has made because we leave just this stumbled in

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<v Speaker 3>since last week, has made a has made a theme

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<v Speaker 3>tune for this.

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<v Speaker 6>It's Wednesday morning, another work day's dawning.

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<v Speaker 3>Where are you knock.

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<v Speaker 1>Knocking off?

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<v Speaker 3>I like it. I like it. It's half fleas, it's

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<v Speaker 3>half sick. It's not pulls if it's half sip, isn't it?

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<v Speaker 2>Have the drums been Has that been slowed down a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>So is the pitch leg?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it? That? Is it? That? It's Wednesday? It is?

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<v Speaker 3>There's a lag. Something is out seeing.

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<v Speaker 2>Something's wrong, something it's a lot.

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<v Speaker 3>That's always a subtitle of this show. Something is wrong.

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<v Speaker 6>It's a Wednesday morning?

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<v Speaker 3>Does it need a couple of beaks before you come in?

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<v Speaker 3>As well?

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<v Speaker 6>It's a Wednesday morning, another workdays dawning?

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<v Speaker 3>When are you.

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<v Speaker 1>Knock knocking off?

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<v Speaker 3>I like it? I like it all right anyway? Nine

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<v Speaker 3>four one four one four three. We're getting lost in

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<v Speaker 3>the weeds.

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<v Speaker 1>Again The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Workers of Melbourne Unite. Give us a call if you've

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<v Speaker 3>already knocked on at work so we can celebrate oh

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<v Speaker 3>four seventy five O three one oh four three throughout

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<v Speaker 3>work and you want to text and you can call

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<v Speaker 3>me nine four one four one oh four three.

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<v Speaker 6>It's Wednesday morning, another workdays dawning.

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<v Speaker 3>When are you knock knocking on? We do not recognize

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<v Speaker 3>day Wednesday on this show, or does Craig and Seaford, Christian,

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<v Speaker 3>I can't call in. I'm already at work. He's a

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<v Speaker 3>bus driver out in the roads this morning, Christian for much?

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<v Speaker 3>Can can I have a pen? Craig in Seaford on

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<v Speaker 3>the roads right now? Yes, you can have a pen?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I'm Craig cross off those bus stops as you

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<v Speaker 2>hit him with the new pen.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you for trying at least. Okay, that's the speck

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<v Speaker 3>that we want on the show. He tries, Okay, good morning, Christian.

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<v Speaker 3>I've just arrived at work. I'm a chef in aged care.

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<v Speaker 3>Have a great day. Nick also wants a pen. How

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<v Speaker 3>many pens are we down to?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, well you could cross off every item of food

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<v Speaker 2>as it comes in, ready for saying.

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<v Speaker 3>So we know we didn't talk about this earlier, but.

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<v Speaker 2>You got forty eight pens down to forty six pins?

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<v Speaker 3>All right, So they can choose from Christian connell show pens, a.

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<v Speaker 2>Christian O'Connell show mug and a Christian o'cddlls show magnet.

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<v Speaker 2>And we still have two Dad Weird jumpers that we

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<v Speaker 2>gave away at Father's Day last year.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, let's go to Lisa. Good morning, Lisa, Good

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<v Speaker 3>morning beautiful. I can hear so Card is there already.

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<v Speaker 3>This is Australia. I can hear it. What do you do, Lisa,

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<v Speaker 3>you're knocking on at work somewhere ready.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, I'm actually walking to work, so I'm not late.

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<v Speaker 8>I started at seven and I work at Melbourne IVF

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<v Speaker 8>with it. Great team of nurses and doctors.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you for what you do. Honestly, you're all angels.

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<v Speaker 2>Essentially. You made my son and Melbourne IVF that's where

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<v Speaker 2>we went.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh wow, that's great.

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<v Speaker 8>And I've got two miracles too from Melbourne IVF. So

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<v Speaker 8>so I thought, you know, it's good to know what

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<v Speaker 8>the journey's like. And now I'm on the other side.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, I'm get a work discount.

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<v Speaker 8>For no, no, no, I started work. No, you don't

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<v Speaker 8>give a work discount.

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<v Speaker 3>But yeah, it's an incentive if you work here. It's

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<v Speaker 3>fifty percent of you guys, you know, because it's expensive

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<v Speaker 3>if yeah, you can be.

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<v Speaker 8>But now I went to Melbourne IVF after my two miracles,

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<v Speaker 8>so I worked at the Royal Children's before then, and

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<v Speaker 8>then thought I'll change it up a little bit.

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<v Speaker 3>Awesome And how long have you worked the IVF.

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<v Speaker 8>Department Almost three years now?

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<v Speaker 3>I bet that's a magical place to work, isn't it?

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<v Speaker 3>Giving people that good news and show them the miracle

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<v Speaker 3>of life?

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<v Speaker 8>It is when you give the good news, it's awesome.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, all right, now what can we give you from

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<v Speaker 3>our prize cupboard? What would you like? Lisa take the

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<v Speaker 3>damn jumper? The half fleece. You can have it. You

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<v Speaker 3>need to carry on with your theme where you've been

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<v Speaker 3>working into their job. Yes, a lot for your own

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<v Speaker 3>back now, Jackie boy.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, when it gets cold and episod and maybe when

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<v Speaker 2>you go into the place where they store all the.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that's a good idea, that deep freeze. We've seen

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<v Speaker 3>it in the movies.

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<v Speaker 2>Put on the warm fleece and you'll be nice and

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<v Speaker 2>snug there, Lisa, I sure will.

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<v Speaker 3>Lisa, thank you very much, your carle have a good day.

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<v Speaker 8>Thank you so much. Really enjoyed the shows you.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you for what you do and your team as well. Lisa,

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<v Speaker 3>thank you. Let's go to Ron and you Ron. Good morning, Ron.

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<v Speaker 9>Oh I here you go.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we're good Ron. You're ready at work.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah, I started twenty past five.

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<v Speaker 9>Made.

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<v Speaker 10>I'm a trackie. I'm down at the wharf under the

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<v Speaker 10>west Gate picking up some international containers to take across

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<v Speaker 10>the Altona for do Higher.

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<v Speaker 2>That's Ron doing, Ron do They always tell you what's

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<v Speaker 2>in the containers.

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<v Speaker 10>Or no, coming in from overseas and they've been unloaded

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<v Speaker 10>and we just do higher on them back into the system,

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<v Speaker 10>out of the out of the Tasmania.

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<v Speaker 3>And what would you like in the way of much Ron?

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<v Speaker 3>What can we send you?

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<v Speaker 10>Oh, attend to formy log booking.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess music, Jacks.

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<v Speaker 2>That's my job actually to say what you'll do with it.

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<v Speaker 2>But all right, congratulations, you've got a pen.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, Ron, have a good day. Thanks for calling mate,

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<v Speaker 3>love your show, Thank you, thank you. Colleen, Good morning, goodbying.

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<v Speaker 11>How are you, Christian?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm good? And you alreadiot work? Have you just pulled up?

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<v Speaker 11>Not already at work? I'm on my way. I'm going

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<v Speaker 11>to go in leaving about twenty minutes.

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<v Speaker 3>And what do you do, Colleen.

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<v Speaker 11>I'm a nursing uniser for a council. So we go

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<v Speaker 11>to high school and we go to maybe public sessions,

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<v Speaker 11>and we do a whole range of stuff. We also

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<v Speaker 11>do some refugee immunization session. So it's really interesting, Holleen.

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<v Speaker 2>What is your tactic? I remember every time we got

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<v Speaker 2>a jab at school, they would try to distract you

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<v Speaker 2>from the needle going in. So the guy would say

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<v Speaker 2>to me, like, what football team do you go for?

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<v Speaker 11>Yeah, yeah, we do distraction. We really do need to

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<v Speaker 11>do that.

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<v Speaker 3>With a baby. Jack. She just said she does babies

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<v Speaker 3>as well. Hard to distract with who can bar it for?

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<v Speaker 3>How did you go in at the moment? Baby?

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<v Speaker 11>Haven't the little ones that the big ones? These days,

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<v Speaker 11>they're starting to get clicking on to what we're doing.

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<v Speaker 11>So some of them will just turn around and say,

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<v Speaker 11>I know what you're doing. Stop talking.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that's a tech your generation for you, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 3>What you need is you need a colleague with a blowdoup,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, so you can be chatting to them and

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<v Speaker 3>some one that just pops them into their neck.

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<v Speaker 11>It's a necessary evil to protect everyone and you know,

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<v Speaker 11>protect the community. So it's pretty cool to the kids.

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<v Speaker 3>Start evil and the devil shooting you up. Now, Colleen,

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<v Speaker 3>would you like a penn obviously to tick off all

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<v Speaker 3>those you carry on?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you could cross off each name of the students

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<v Speaker 2>as they come through.

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<v Speaker 11>Oh no, that's pretty boring. I would love the dead

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<v Speaker 11>god jump three storm.

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<v Speaker 3>Aren't they half free? So that's the last about Father's

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<v Speaker 3>Day in a couple of months. Colleen, thank you very much,

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<v Speaker 3>what you do. Have a great day.

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<v Speaker 7>I love your work, guys.

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<v Speaker 11>I listened to you every morning.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you, Colleen, Thank you all Stewart and you. Stuart

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<v Speaker 3>has already been at work for a couple of hours,

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<v Speaker 3>I think, Stuart, good morning, good morning.

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<v Speaker 5>Go there are we.

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<v Speaker 3>Were going Stuart, So you've already knocked on. So what

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<v Speaker 3>time did you start this morning?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I actually knocked on a couple of hours ago,

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<v Speaker 5>or a bad an hour and a half ago. Now,

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<v Speaker 5>somebody else was knocking on and opened the front door

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<v Speaker 5>and there was a snake on the doorsteps, so probably

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<v Speaker 5>trying to get out of the rain. And so they

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<v Speaker 5>called me on twenty four hour snake catcher. So they

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<v Speaker 5>called me. I've been out there, caught that snake, and

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<v Speaker 5>now now I'm available all day to catch any more

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<v Speaker 5>snakes that that get interrupted.

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<v Speaker 3>This is okay, So you already caught once next morning.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't know they didn't like the rain, trying to

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<v Speaker 3>getting out of the rain. What they're doing knocking on

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<v Speaker 3>the back door?

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<v Speaker 5>Look, they they're It's coming towards the end of snake

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<v Speaker 5>season now, so snakes are out and about looking for

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<v Speaker 5>somewhere to shelter for the winter, looking for a last feed.

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<v Speaker 5>And you know these were.

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<v Speaker 3>God, listen, I'm English weeks looking for looking for a feed.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, so you know they're they're a they're a natural rodent,

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<v Speaker 5>you know, killer, so they'll they'll go and eat rodents.

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<v Speaker 5>So we need them in you know, we need them

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<v Speaker 5>in air ecosystem, so we can't kill them. We're not

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<v Speaker 5>allowed to kill them anything.

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<v Speaker 2>Woke generation And then Stu, what do you do over

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<v Speaker 2>winter while they're all hibernating?

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<v Speaker 3>Speaks with them. I.

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<v Speaker 5>Look, I do a bit of odd jobs here and there,

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<v Speaker 5>a bit of laboring and whatever, but we still get

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<v Speaker 5>snakes throughout the winter. So snakes don't actually hibernate. They're

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<v Speaker 5>out still through the winter as well, they just not

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<v Speaker 5>as common as through the summer.

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<v Speaker 3>And so she'd called one this morning. And then when

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<v Speaker 3>you say you're twenty four to seven, how do you

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<v Speaker 3>sleep though? Because is the phone going off like whilst

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<v Speaker 3>you're asleep during the night.

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<v Speaker 5>Yep, So last night I had another call for a

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<v Speaker 5>snake insider house at about eleven thirty pm.

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<v Speaker 3>What don't you have like a team or another body

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<v Speaker 3>and do you do shifts?

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<v Speaker 5>Look, I do have a few people that can help

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<v Speaker 5>out when we're you know, under the gun, but we

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<v Speaker 5>could get anywhere from you know, fifteen to thirty calls

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<v Speaker 5>a day. Sometimes I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>The terror of a nighttime snake was a thing. I

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<v Speaker 2>thought we worried about them in the sun.

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<v Speaker 3>Me too, I didn't know. Don't work at night looking

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<v Speaker 3>for a bloody feed.

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<v Speaker 5>Most snakes are diurnal, so they are active through the day.

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<v Speaker 5>But yeah, coming up to you know, on extremely hot

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<v Speaker 5>days and coming up towards the end of the season,

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<v Speaker 5>they can travel through the night as well, so you

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<v Speaker 5>have to be alert. Twenty four to seven.

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<v Speaker 3>Now tell me that, Stuart, right, one piece of advice, right,

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<v Speaker 3>is it true? If you're out walking and to it,

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<v Speaker 3>it's a stamp your feet the snake, if they are nearby,

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<v Speaker 3>they will go away. That is that effective.

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<v Speaker 5>Look, they're alerted by vibrations, So snakes are death. They

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<v Speaker 5>don't have years, so they're alerted by vibration. So if

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<v Speaker 5>you're walking heavy footed, the snake will know you're there.

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<v Speaker 5>And a lot of the time you walk past snakes

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<v Speaker 5>without even seeing them. They're not evil creatures that come

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<v Speaker 5>out and chase you and jump on you everything else.

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<v Speaker 5>They'll move out of your way. They're more scared of

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<v Speaker 5>you than you are of them, so they'll bugger off

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<v Speaker 5>well before you even see them. A lot of the time. Good, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>by walking heavy footed you will you will do ter snakes.

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<v Speaker 3>And Stu give yourself a plug. What's the name of

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<v Speaker 3>your business in case anyone doesn't even call you? Twenty

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<v Speaker 3>four to.

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<v Speaker 5>Seven yep, stew me the snake catcher facebulk.

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<v Speaker 3>How would you call it? Anything? Where it is? What

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<v Speaker 3>it is? All right? And what do you want? Pet?

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<v Speaker 2>What prize do you want?

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<v Speaker 5>I'd love it?

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<v Speaker 10>Mark?

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<v Speaker 9>Actually, oh yeah, to.

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<v Speaker 2>Sit down before you big last feed six and tea

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<v Speaker 2>down with it? Well done, it's on its way.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, steer with the snake catcher. Thank you very much?

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<v Speaker 3>What you do. Have a good day, mate, Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Jeers guys, The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, so we want to know how your week

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<v Speaker 3>is going so far? In six words six word week,

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<v Speaker 3>how would you describe the week you're having so far?

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<v Speaker 3>And six words to us? Text yours to me? Four seven,

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<v Speaker 3>five three one oh four three yesterday, big day for me.

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<v Speaker 3>Aussie passport application sent off?

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<v Speaker 2>Four congratulations.

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<v Speaker 3>How many weeks away I will have? This is honestly

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<v Speaker 3>unbelievable that when it comes back to me, when I

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<v Speaker 3>hold it, I'm going to be so excited. I have

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<v Speaker 3>an Australian passport. I never saw this coming in my

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<v Speaker 3>life a couple of years ago. It is amazing. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>so excited going to the post office yesterday was actually

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<v Speaker 3>normally it's that thing where I was so excited. Scott.

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<v Speaker 3>I had way more energy than the guy who was

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<v Speaker 3>just another due with some stuff burstificates or forum. He

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<v Speaker 3>went the way he went, foreign bersertificate, please stranger?

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<v Speaker 2>So what were all the documents? I remember when Bianca

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<v Speaker 2>had to do it. Do you have to get stat

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<v Speaker 2>decks as well?

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<v Speaker 3>No? I why do I have to go Medicare, car

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<v Speaker 3>driving license, foreign birth certificates, current passport, a referee, someone

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<v Speaker 3>who's known you more than a year, who can't be

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<v Speaker 3>in a relationship with and and then that's it. Two

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<v Speaker 3>photos for the passport.

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<v Speaker 2>Didn't trust me or paths to be your referee. I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't even hear about that.

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<v Speaker 3>Here's who was considered, Patrina, Yes, and I'm responsible. And

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<v Speaker 3>I went for Sue the Boss. Oh yeah, management, management,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, I went for Sue. So I went for

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<v Speaker 3>Sue the Boss. Right, And I've got a we can't

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<v Speaker 3>make any mistakes on a shoving next color weeks because

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<v Speaker 3>they will be contacting Sue. And you know sometimes this show. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 3>in particularly I annoy the boss. Suddenly that show, they

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<v Speaker 3>get a call from the Department of Immigration about Christian O'Connor.

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<v Speaker 3>Never heard of that guy, and it's illegal to put

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<v Speaker 3>someone down. Who then gets a call and they said

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<v Speaker 3>they don't know you, So sue the boss. It's gonna

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<v Speaker 3>be plain sailing. But I'm hoping one way off for

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<v Speaker 3>two weeks. We're away for two weeks that I can't irritate,

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<v Speaker 3>and that's when she gets the call. The other thing is,

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<v Speaker 3>does anyone have a good photo of them in that past?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean mine is shocking seriously right, I'm sure the

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<v Speaker 3>guy did a double take and actually looked at me, like,

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<v Speaker 3>who is this here? It looked like, you know, on

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<v Speaker 3>the Netflix homepage where there's yet another grisly documentary about

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<v Speaker 3>a deranged cult leader, that's who I look like. The

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<v Speaker 3>people that processing is going to get this clout? Is

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<v Speaker 3>he who we want in?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't actually like traveling with my wife because of

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<v Speaker 2>her passport photo. She has the most beautiful smile, but

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<v Speaker 2>because she's stunning your life, she takes a great photo.

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<v Speaker 2>But in the passport where they're not make you not

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<v Speaker 2>allowed to smile she's got this grisly, killer, murderous darkness

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<v Speaker 2>to her, and I don't even like looking at it.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you have a good photo? You think these days

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<v Speaker 3>would like selfies and filters. Why can't we have a

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<v Speaker 3>nice photo?

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<v Speaker 2>I waited for ten years to get my passport updated

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<v Speaker 2>because on my first one that I got when I

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<v Speaker 2>was eighteen, the guy you know how they take it

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<v Speaker 2>on a white background so that it's pristine behind you.

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<v Speaker 2>The guy at the chemist who I went to, just

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<v Speaker 2>took it in the aisles and I was.

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<v Speaker 3>The envelopes behind it a random crap. And then it's

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<v Speaker 3>like you work there.

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<v Speaker 2>Because obviously he's taken her back behind the counter with

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<v Speaker 2>his digital camera and thought, oh, it's meant to be

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<v Speaker 2>white behind there. He's done some shoddy photoshopping. He cut

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<v Speaker 2>my ears off and I have to have that for

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<v Speaker 2>ten years.

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<v Speaker 3>Patsy, what's your six word week?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, I went to bed with a stranger yesterday. I

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<v Speaker 4>was just in the shopping center and they had a

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<v Speaker 4>pop up mattress or bedding sort of shop.

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<v Speaker 3>No, you don't get you don't. That is not where

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<v Speaker 3>you make a big decision from a pop up place.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what?

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<v Speaker 4>I bought a bed yesterday. I did, I did.

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<v Speaker 3>You are the marks. That's what they call people like you,

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<v Speaker 3>an easy mark who gets it. It's a big decision.

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<v Speaker 2>Every time I see those people, especially the mattress, I think,

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<v Speaker 2>who is getting sucked into that?

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<v Speaker 9>Well?

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<v Speaker 3>You know what.

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<v Speaker 4>It was after work. I was really tired and I thought,

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<v Speaker 4>you know what, I need to.

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<v Speaker 3>Bed right now. Just give it to me for two hours.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like and you're like, I want to wear him

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<v Speaker 2>out of the store.

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<v Speaker 4>But we are in the market for a new bed,

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<v Speaker 4>other ones.

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<v Speaker 3>Can I just ask this Patsy, was Chris with you

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<v Speaker 3>because that's your joint.

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<v Speaker 4>No it wasn't. He was at work.

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<v Speaker 3>Of course, Now you need to get on that mattress.

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<v Speaker 4>So it was just this, just this guy here is

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<v Speaker 4>selling it, right.

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<v Speaker 3>So I said, look, I have a pop up store.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, so I said, if I'm going to have to

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<v Speaker 4>lay down, he said please, And he said, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>these beds are what the astronauts embedded. For the astronauts

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<v Speaker 4>in space.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't even lae down, you can't. Zero gravity's zero gravity.

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<v Speaker 3>They're strapped into something.

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<v Speaker 4>And I thought, well they must be good. Let's for myself.

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<v Speaker 2>The last person on the planet that you want testing

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<v Speaker 2>your bed because they've got no gravity holding them down

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<v Speaker 2>to the mattress, whereas you have.

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<v Speaker 3>We ever seen the space station and someone there with

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<v Speaker 3>the lights out getting ten hours get on a temper

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<v Speaker 3>pede bed.

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<v Speaker 4>I thought, if it's good enough for the space station,

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<v Speaker 4>it's good enough for Pats. So I said, let me

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<v Speaker 4>have a lay down. So I put on my pe

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<v Speaker 4>An astronaut and.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought, I'm here. Are you gory?

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<v Speaker 10>No?

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<v Speaker 4>I thought this, this is magnificent, But I said, one

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<v Speaker 4>thing I am concerned about is partner disturbance because my

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<v Speaker 4>husband comes to bed after me and usually plunks himself

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<v Speaker 4>down while he plugs his phone in and wakes me up.

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<v Speaker 4>So I said, you're going to have to, like, would

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<v Speaker 4>you mind sitting on the other side of the bed

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<v Speaker 4>so I can see. Oh no, anyway they.

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<v Speaker 3>Come on, Pats, not one of these people into stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>My husband will off.

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<v Speaker 3>And then that might lead to something else. If it

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<v Speaker 3>feels like that, take your trousers off, turn the lights out.

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<v Speaker 4>I said, you're gonna have to plunk yourself down, like

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<v Speaker 4>really get into it, like really plunk.

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<v Speaker 3>Really need that commission. Imagine that poor guy going on today.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, I was so impressed to put the deposit

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<v Speaker 2>down right.

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<v Speaker 4>Then and there it's coming in six weeks?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it bad form my pop pup price? What did

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<v Speaker 3>Chris say?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I said last he said, how is your day?

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<v Speaker 4>And I said, oh good. He said what did you do?

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<v Speaker 4>And I said, I bought a bed and he said what,

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<v Speaker 4>I bought a bed And he said, but I haven't

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<v Speaker 4>laid in it yet, and I said, don't worry. The

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<v Speaker 4>other guy has. It'll be fine.

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<v Speaker 1>As the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>To Patsy yesterday, bought a bed from a pop up place.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a big decision, bhind a bed. It's not the

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<v Speaker 3>bed we talk about binder bed. It's a mattress. I

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<v Speaker 3>remember a couple of year ago when I thought I

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<v Speaker 3>could tick off buying a mattress. And I think the

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<v Speaker 3>salespeople that sell mattresses are highly skilled because there's a

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<v Speaker 3>big decision, right, And remember I thought, it's not this off.

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<v Speaker 3>In ten or fifteen minutes, I'll get it done. And

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<v Speaker 3>I walked in. The guy just stopped me. You know,

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<v Speaker 3>one of the salesmen. He was very very confident, right,

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<v Speaker 3>and he was in his fifties. He went, you look

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<v Speaker 3>like you're in a rush. Come back when you've got

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<v Speaker 3>time to give this the biggest decision of your.

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<v Speaker 2>Life, big decision of your life.

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<v Speaker 3>I got it as the confidence. He was an alpha

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<v Speaker 3>and on an alpha, and I went, how long do

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<v Speaker 3>you need? So he goes at least two hours? I

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<v Speaker 3>walked straight back out. They came up the following Saturday

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<v Speaker 3>with my wife. We'd cleared two hours to buy this

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<v Speaker 3>flipping mattress. And again, Patsy, why is it that anytime

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<v Speaker 3>they sprinkle the old NASA technology, we like catnip. But

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<v Speaker 3>don't You're like, oh, this space they need this. You

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<v Speaker 3>can't be flying a rocket or sleepy crashing into Jupiter.

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<v Speaker 3>Jackie boy, what's your six word week?

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<v Speaker 2>I would sum it up this week by saying I

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<v Speaker 2>can never go back to a place called gentle Recovery

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<v Speaker 2>in South Melbourne.

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<v Speaker 3>Sounds like a gentleman's extra. They will sort you out.

0:27:21.640 --> 0:27:24.920
<v Speaker 3>It's actually they provide a sock or you bring that along.

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<v Speaker 3>It's very hard to It's AI. It's not cheating drank,

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<v Speaker 3>it's AI.

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<v Speaker 2>Infrared sawn is what you want.

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<v Speaker 3>It's shame on you, sir. On a family show as well.

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<v Speaker 3>Is that why you can never go back? Oh? Sorry

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<v Speaker 3>doesn't What did you do with this?

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<v Speaker 2>I really did go to have a sauna, your honor?

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<v Speaker 3>Now what what will happened?

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<v Speaker 2>I flooded the flooded the It's been a while.

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<v Speaker 3>Is it? You flooded the sauna? How do you flood

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<v Speaker 3>the sauna?

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<v Speaker 4>Flood a sauna?

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<v Speaker 2>Because that's I got out of the sauna, wrapped my

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<v Speaker 2>tail around myself. I was looking at the cold plunge

0:28:14.200 --> 0:28:16.960
<v Speaker 2>I have, which is this a big freezer chest type

0:28:17.000 --> 0:28:20.879
<v Speaker 2>thing that goes down to six degrees and athletes can

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<v Speaker 2>recover in it by getting in.

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<v Speaker 3>Calls them down and are you including yourself? He went,

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<v Speaker 3>and the finger came towards himself, like you know, me

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<v Speaker 3>and Max Gornore in there. You were covering as well,

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<v Speaker 3>me too.

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<v Speaker 2>I lifted the lid on the cold plunge. I wasn't

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<v Speaker 2>actually going in the cold plunge. I just wanted to

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<v Speaker 2>have a peek.

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<v Speaker 3>In with you're looking for ice cream.

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<v Speaker 2>Was interested to see actually how cold the water was.

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<v Speaker 2>As I lifted the lid on him, I heard the

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<v Speaker 2>running of water and I thought at the time that

0:28:51.560 --> 0:28:53.840
<v Speaker 2>it was I just turned on a filter or something.

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<v Speaker 2>It's activated something within the machine and it just pushes

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<v Speaker 2>water through it, maybe to recycle. I could hear the

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<v Speaker 2>water go sh but I just thought it was part

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<v Speaker 2>of the cold plunge machine. So I'm dipping my hand

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<v Speaker 2>in and feeling, oh, this is quite cold. I'm looking

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<v Speaker 2>at the temperature. All goes all the way down to

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<v Speaker 2>six degrees, and not till water started touching my feet,

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<v Speaker 2>my bare feet in the towel that I realized that

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<v Speaker 2>as I lifted the lid on it, I knocked the

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<v Speaker 2>tap that fills it up.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, behind it.

0:29:22.800 --> 0:29:25.280
<v Speaker 2>But the tap when it's not being used is just

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<v Speaker 2>facing against the wall, so it's just running down the

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<v Speaker 2>wall and onto the floor of.

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<v Speaker 3>The sworn, making it unusable for anyone else behind you.

0:29:32.560 --> 0:29:36.880
<v Speaker 2>I got Also, they have towels elementary to roll up towels,

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<v Speaker 2>rolled up towels and that have been nicely set out

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<v Speaker 2>for the all over the floor. I didn't.

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<v Speaker 3>You're an adult. You just have to say you can't

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<v Speaker 3>run off out of the fire exit.

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<v Speaker 2>As I went to pay start up to the guy,

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<v Speaker 2>I wanted to start a conversation about the cold Plunge,

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<v Speaker 2>intending to tell him about it. And finally so I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, oh, do you do the cold plunge?

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<v Speaker 3>Go in? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>What what degrees do you get down to? How long

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<v Speaker 2>are you staying for?

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<v Speaker 3>And then.

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<v Speaker 2>The window that was there for me to say, oh,

0:30:08.920 --> 0:30:11.480
<v Speaker 2>by the way, I flooded the whole thing. I skipped

0:30:11.480 --> 0:30:15.360
<v Speaker 2>over that. No, No, just decided never to go back

0:30:15.360 --> 0:30:15.760
<v Speaker 2>there again.

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<v Speaker 3>My god, So someone's just going to do a routine.

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<v Speaker 3>Towels are down.

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<v Speaker 2>I soaked up most of it with the town.

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<v Speaker 3>I reckon one or two towels top. All right, let's

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<v Speaker 3>also find out other stories about why you can never

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<v Speaker 3>go back, because we've all done something similar, were not

0:30:33.520 --> 0:30:36.080
<v Speaker 3>like that where you can never go back to a place.

0:30:36.800 --> 0:30:39.560
<v Speaker 1>Christian connell's show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Christian O'Connell's show Talkhi about where can you never go back?

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<v Speaker 3>After Jack can't go back to a massage parlor? Patty,

0:30:47.800 --> 0:30:49.120
<v Speaker 3>where can you never go back?

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<v Speaker 4>There is a hairdresser that I can't go back because

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<v Speaker 4>once a few years ago they did my hair exactly

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<v Speaker 4>the opposite of what I wanted.

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<v Speaker 3>I said, can you break that down for us? So?

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<v Speaker 3>Did you want it long hair? And they just cut it,

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<v Speaker 3>shaved your head.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, they took too much off for a start. I said, look,

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<v Speaker 4>I just want the very slightest, just a trim, not

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<v Speaker 4>even a cut, just a trim, and honestly shaw me

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<v Speaker 4>like a sheep. And no, it was fucked too short

0:31:20.360 --> 0:31:22.920
<v Speaker 4>and the color was not what I asked for or

0:31:22.960 --> 0:31:26.760
<v Speaker 4>what I agreed to, and so I was so shocked. Yeah,

0:31:26.800 --> 0:31:28.680
<v Speaker 4>it wasn't like you know, it.

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<v Speaker 3>Was expensive getting haird on for a while and.

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<v Speaker 4>I said, look, I can't pay for that. That's not

0:31:32.560 --> 0:31:37.000
<v Speaker 4>what I what I asked for. Wow, well it was

0:31:37.080 --> 0:31:39.160
<v Speaker 4>really bad anyway. I did end up having to pay

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<v Speaker 4>about half, but I just never went back.

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<v Speaker 3>I would even if I had terrible, terrible experience. I

0:31:44.480 --> 0:31:46.280
<v Speaker 3>would never do the I'm not paying for that.

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<v Speaker 2>I would never put myself in the organ position.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's so you got real gush.

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<v Speaker 4>Chris couldn't believe I did it. He said you did not,

0:31:53.600 --> 0:31:54.960
<v Speaker 4>and I said, yes, I did. It's not what I

0:31:55.000 --> 0:31:55.480
<v Speaker 4>asked for.

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<v Speaker 3>God take so much.

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<v Speaker 2>So are you still in the chair with the barber's yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>saying I'm not paying for mirror?

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<v Speaker 4>Isn't it like a he go, what do you reckon around?

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<v Speaker 4>It's like that's actually not And I knew when she

0:32:08.680 --> 0:32:11.240
<v Speaker 4>was cutting it. I thought, I said, you, that feels

0:32:11.280 --> 0:32:13.840
<v Speaker 4>really short. She goes, just work with me, work with me,

0:32:14.000 --> 0:32:16.880
<v Speaker 4>and I think, no, Actually, do you.

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<v Speaker 3>Know what my wife did this? I think about two

0:32:19.000 --> 0:32:20.840
<v Speaker 3>or three years going first moved here. She refused to

0:32:20.840 --> 0:32:23.120
<v Speaker 3>pay a hairdress and then she got into it was

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<v Speaker 3>a place where we all went, and then she rang

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<v Speaker 3>me it goes Chris in certain business name. Here you

0:32:29.120 --> 0:32:32.720
<v Speaker 3>can have to count your apoint where you can never

0:32:32.760 --> 0:32:35.320
<v Speaker 3>go anute. We've all got to suffer because you would

0:32:35.320 --> 0:32:36.800
<v Speaker 3>have I like going there.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm in the chair now, sir, he's got the plane.

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<v Speaker 3>How's anyone. I'd love to speak to anyone, just to

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<v Speaker 3>in all of the courage that would take to actually

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<v Speaker 3>say I'm not I'm not paying to refuse to pay

0:32:51.360 --> 0:32:53.960
<v Speaker 3>such a I mean, Jack and I can come and

0:32:54.000 --> 0:32:56.160
<v Speaker 3>sit this radio show and do a radio show five

0:32:56.200 --> 0:32:58.880
<v Speaker 3>days a week. That's easy saying to someone I'm not

0:32:58.920 --> 0:33:03.240
<v Speaker 3>paying for that, going right at the thought of the awkwardness.

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<v Speaker 2>Every single time hairdress has ever held up that mirror

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<v Speaker 2>to show me in the back, I always said, that's right.

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<v Speaker 2>If you don't like it at.

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<v Speaker 3>You worry about upsetting them or all right, has anyone

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<v Speaker 3>refused to pay and actually not paid.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Jack and I are stunned that people have the guts

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<v Speaker 3>to actually say I'm not paying for that. So we

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<v Speaker 3>want to speak to anyone who's refused to pay for

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<v Speaker 3>something ebony. You've done this.

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah, I went.

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<v Speaker 13>Towards staking out with friends and they like rare, and

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<v Speaker 13>I'm a medium rare kind of person. They brought the stakes,

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<v Speaker 13>they are all rare, completely mooing, so I said, can

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<v Speaker 13>you take them back? So they do it again and

0:33:47.600 --> 0:33:51.040
<v Speaker 13>brought them back out completely rear again, and then I

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<v Speaker 13>said I'm not paying for any of it, and they

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<v Speaker 13>tried to free me into paying, and they said, we

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<v Speaker 13>tried our best.

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<v Speaker 3>Is easy. It just goes back on from a couple

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<v Speaker 3>of minutes.

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<v Speaker 13>Yeah, no, they've gotten it wrong twice.

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<v Speaker 2>Sure, sure it wasn't me like I imagine the cooks

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<v Speaker 2>know how to cook a medium resteak. Are you sure

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<v Speaker 2>medium rare is just maybe not what you wanted?

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<v Speaker 13>No, no, no, I've eaten lots of steaks in my time,

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<v Speaker 13>so I know a medium rare steak.

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<v Speaker 3>It was medium restate mate, You sound up one of

0:34:21.719 --> 0:34:27.440
<v Speaker 3>those shifty managers. Are you sure, madam man's meat spaining

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<v Speaker 3>any Thanks you comer, have a good day. Thank you, Sue,

0:34:35.160 --> 0:34:39.440
<v Speaker 3>Good morning, Good morning, Christian. Hello Sue. So have you

0:34:39.480 --> 0:34:40.720
<v Speaker 3>refused to pay for something?

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<v Speaker 12>No, it wasn't me. It was my daughter. She was

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<v Speaker 12>at a well known shopping center in Melbourne and she

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<v Speaker 12>was a hairdressers. She was getting hair extensions put in.

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<v Speaker 12>They quoted her two hundred and fifty dollars and when

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<v Speaker 12>it was time to leave, they tried to charge her

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<v Speaker 12>over five hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh dear, what do they need your hair?

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah, she refused to pay the five hundred and said, no,

0:35:05.440 --> 0:35:09.799
<v Speaker 12>you're paying what you quoted me, and they locked her

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<v Speaker 12>in the shop until she paid.

0:35:11.280 --> 0:35:15.840
<v Speaker 3>No, come on kidnapping.

0:35:16.600 --> 0:35:18.319
<v Speaker 12>Well, she was the only one. It was sort of

0:35:18.360 --> 0:35:21.239
<v Speaker 12>like a like a five o'clock appointment. She was the

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<v Speaker 12>last customer. They pulled down the doors, like the metal door.

0:35:25.400 --> 0:35:28.319
<v Speaker 3>So episode this is insane.

0:35:28.440 --> 0:35:32.480
<v Speaker 2>They pulled down that the shutters.

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<v Speaker 12>Let's the glass open to pull down the shutters.

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<v Speaker 3>She ranked me, she's really scary.

0:35:38.520 --> 0:35:40.480
<v Speaker 12>Yeah, yeah, she was pretty upstairs.

0:35:40.360 --> 0:35:43.520
<v Speaker 3>She pulled her hair out, So then I had to.

0:35:43.520 --> 0:35:46.520
<v Speaker 12>Drive down there and played tough mum and say take

0:35:46.560 --> 0:35:47.680
<v Speaker 12>it too.

0:35:47.760 --> 0:35:50.080
<v Speaker 3>With that shutter the other side of it, there's always

0:35:50.120 --> 0:35:51.960
<v Speaker 3>that little bit with a key go you put your

0:35:51.960 --> 0:35:56.360
<v Speaker 3>mouth through. The little daughter out was pretty sure happening

0:35:56.960 --> 0:35:58.760
<v Speaker 3>postage standoff. What happened?

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<v Speaker 12>Well, she ended up we like we said, you know,

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<v Speaker 12>you take two hundred and fifty dollars or it goes

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<v Speaker 12>further than that.

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<v Speaker 9>In the end.

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<v Speaker 3>Released the clients.

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<v Speaker 2>It was just that's amazing.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, all right, so thank you very much for calling again.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, take care and we got here. Paul, Good morning, Paul.

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<v Speaker 14>You know everyone, my father back in the early eighties

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<v Speaker 14>he had a HQ monarow and he put it into

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<v Speaker 14>a panel shop for race break because a couple of

0:36:36.280 --> 0:36:39.719
<v Speaker 14>marks on the pane he didn't like. And it was

0:36:39.840 --> 0:36:43.719
<v Speaker 14>metallic silver. It was a gts Manaro metallic silver, and

0:36:43.719 --> 0:36:45.440
<v Speaker 14>he put it in. When he went to pick it up,

0:36:46.680 --> 0:36:49.080
<v Speaker 14>the ass for metallic silver. When he picked it up,

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<v Speaker 14>it was canary yellow with two GP strikes the bottom

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<v Speaker 14>of the root.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, that's a big difference. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 14>He refused to pay for the for the paint job.

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<v Speaker 14>He said, that's not what I asked for.

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<v Speaker 3>The shutters suddenly came down and the spanners came out.

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<v Speaker 2>Did they painted back for it or did you just

0:37:10.320 --> 0:37:11.280
<v Speaker 2>drive off with yellow?

0:37:12.239 --> 0:37:15.200
<v Speaker 14>Well, there was a big argument. They drove out with

0:37:15.680 --> 0:37:17.920
<v Speaker 14>it yellow. He kept it yellow for about a year

0:37:17.920 --> 0:37:21.120
<v Speaker 14>and a half to prove the point. Yeah, and then

0:37:21.960 --> 0:37:24.520
<v Speaker 14>he couldn't bear it anymore, so he had it race braided.

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<v Speaker 14>A different panel shot.

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<v Speaker 3>Back, Paul, thank you very much for cool. I have

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<v Speaker 3>a good day God. On a four point three seven

0:37:35.400 --> 0:37:38.720
<v Speaker 3>fifty two Christian O'Connell show, after eight o'clock, the last

0:37:38.800 --> 0:37:43.839
<v Speaker 3>few lanes to race tomorrow, the fung raiser stopsination. How

0:37:43.920 --> 0:37:46.360
<v Speaker 3>quickly can you run one hundred meters? And the pathongs

0:37:46.520 --> 0:37:47.120
<v Speaker 3>you'd be taken?

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<v Speaker 1>On Jackie Boy, The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

0:37:50.880 --> 0:37:54.320
<v Speaker 3>Christian refused to pay for goods or services despite receiving

0:37:54.320 --> 0:37:59.440
<v Speaker 3>them as just the peakest of boomer energy. Good morning,

0:37:59.440 --> 0:38:02.640
<v Speaker 3>Neil Mitchell around earliest morning. That will be the subject

0:38:02.760 --> 0:38:06.480
<v Speaker 3>of his phone in for today and all other days.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, tomorrow morning, this time tomorrow morning, Jacoby livety

0:38:13.120 --> 0:38:18.360
<v Speaker 3>Athletics track in Collingwood, where him and eight other athletes

0:38:18.440 --> 0:38:21.239
<v Speaker 3>all in their thongs, we'll raise each other down the

0:38:21.239 --> 0:38:23.640
<v Speaker 3>straight one hundred meters who can do it the quickest.

0:38:24.040 --> 0:38:30.520
<v Speaker 3>Let me racing time. You really go bet nast you

0:38:30.680 --> 0:38:31.600
<v Speaker 3>to that.

0:38:31.800 --> 0:38:32.960
<v Speaker 2>Don't get don't don't do.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, we got some last minute lanes to give

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<v Speaker 3>away to race tomorrow. This comes from Jason Perry Christian.

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<v Speaker 3>I understand there's a few spots left. I want into

0:38:45.360 --> 0:38:47.799
<v Speaker 3>the Thung race. Let me tell you why you should

0:38:47.840 --> 0:38:51.200
<v Speaker 3>choose me, am my dad to three boys like you, Christian,

0:38:51.200 --> 0:38:55.120
<v Speaker 3>I am not far from turning fifty. Let me dub

0:38:55.160 --> 0:38:58.840
<v Speaker 3>myself dead last Dad. I won't be the fastest, I

0:38:58.840 --> 0:39:01.960
<v Speaker 3>won't be the first. I've only worn thongs once in

0:39:02.000 --> 0:39:04.920
<v Speaker 3>my lifetime. What and that was from the room to

0:39:04.960 --> 0:39:07.319
<v Speaker 3>the poor. When we went to balley, I found them

0:39:07.360 --> 0:39:12.440
<v Speaker 3>confusing and difficult to walk in. Jack has nothing to

0:39:12.480 --> 0:39:14.880
<v Speaker 3>fear from me, no word of a lie. Earlier on,

0:39:15.000 --> 0:39:17.319
<v Speaker 3>Jack actually said off their I need you to put

0:39:17.360 --> 0:39:19.759
<v Speaker 3>a few people your rage through that. I know I

0:39:19.760 --> 0:39:20.440
<v Speaker 3>can beat well.

0:39:20.480 --> 0:39:23.320
<v Speaker 2>The sixty year old from the other day got COVID.

0:39:23.600 --> 0:39:26.080
<v Speaker 2>He's not anymore beat.

0:39:26.239 --> 0:39:29.520
<v Speaker 3>Christian reassured Jack. I'm not here to win. I just

0:39:29.560 --> 0:39:32.520
<v Speaker 3>want to represent the real Aussie butler and give it

0:39:32.560 --> 0:39:36.840
<v Speaker 3>a go. Dead Last Dad. You are in Jason Perry

0:39:37.080 --> 0:39:39.920
<v Speaker 3>will race. Okay, so yeah, we've had a couple of

0:39:39.920 --> 0:39:44.480
<v Speaker 3>people pulled out. Someone's got COVID, someone else can't get

0:39:44.520 --> 0:39:50.640
<v Speaker 3>at work. You don't need a day off. Thirty thirty

0:39:50.719 --> 0:39:53.080
<v Speaker 3>to forty seconds? Are you working for? Will? He Wonka?

0:39:56.040 --> 0:39:58.960
<v Speaker 3>Productivity at the Wonka Factory can be done by our

0:39:59.000 --> 0:40:01.759
<v Speaker 3>fate corn of our stak. We're racing around about eight

0:40:01.800 --> 0:40:04.760
<v Speaker 3>o'clock tomorrow morning. All right, so we have the last

0:40:04.800 --> 0:40:07.680
<v Speaker 3>few lanes. Do you think you can beat Jack Post?

0:40:07.719 --> 0:40:09.080
<v Speaker 3>Do you just want to come along and tape part

0:40:09.120 --> 0:40:10.200
<v Speaker 3>in it? Give us a call.

0:40:10.120 --> 0:40:14.680
<v Speaker 1>Out Christian Connell's show podcast.

0:40:14.160 --> 0:40:17.080
<v Speaker 3>This time tomorrow morning. Athletes, so we poised in their

0:40:17.120 --> 0:40:20.640
<v Speaker 3>blocks in their thongs. Let me racing.

0:40:24.200 --> 0:40:28.200
<v Speaker 6>Betting stuff that don't.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, we have the last few lanes to give away.

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<v Speaker 3>You're racing up against Jack Post. How are you now

0:40:34.280 --> 0:40:37.600
<v Speaker 3>with preparations and confidence level? Because this time last week

0:40:37.600 --> 0:40:39.399
<v Speaker 3>you were like, put me in the race. I think

0:40:39.440 --> 0:40:39.839
<v Speaker 3>I'll win.

0:40:40.000 --> 0:40:43.560
<v Speaker 2>I'll have my second training session today and then some

0:40:43.719 --> 0:40:45.319
<v Speaker 2>stretching and limbering tomorrow morning, and I.

0:40:49.400 --> 0:40:50.319
<v Speaker 4>Think the second jet.

0:40:50.800 --> 0:40:53.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I know, I just keep having stuff on. You

0:40:53.600 --> 0:40:56.000
<v Speaker 2>couldn't find a babysitter baby sitter.

0:40:56.160 --> 0:40:59.040
<v Speaker 3>You live opposite the park. Bring a little g out there?

0:40:59.239 --> 0:41:00.560
<v Speaker 4>Had time, Chris?

0:41:00.840 --> 0:41:02.600
<v Speaker 3>You know what, trained from marathon, We're going to be

0:41:02.600 --> 0:41:03.280
<v Speaker 3>out for hours.

0:41:04.880 --> 0:41:07.280
<v Speaker 2>Well I do need time to stretch tomorrow though, no kidding.

0:41:07.280 --> 0:41:09.799
<v Speaker 2>You can't just go to sprint cold. So let me

0:41:09.840 --> 0:41:11.600
<v Speaker 2>go down because I know I'm coming from the show

0:41:11.680 --> 0:41:14.279
<v Speaker 2>going straight to the racetrack, So just work.

0:41:14.440 --> 0:41:16.280
<v Speaker 3>Oh well, we'll put that into the plans for tomorrow.

0:41:16.400 --> 0:41:19.400
<v Speaker 3>So how long do you think that's going to take it?

0:41:19.640 --> 0:41:24.960
<v Speaker 3>Come on in the same boat as fifteen minutes. All right,

0:41:25.040 --> 0:41:27.120
<v Speaker 3>So who wants in? We've got the last few lanes

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<v Speaker 3>nine four one, O four three. We've got Clancy here,

0:41:30.680 --> 0:41:34.680
<v Speaker 3>Come on in Clancy High Christian. Hello Clancy, So are

0:41:34.719 --> 0:41:36.160
<v Speaker 3>you on your way to school right now?

0:41:37.120 --> 0:41:38.360
<v Speaker 7>I'm on my way to training.

0:41:38.480 --> 0:41:41.040
<v Speaker 3>Actually, yeah, what do you do, Clancy? What you're training for?

0:41:41.640 --> 0:41:44.880
<v Speaker 7>I play soccer, so I train a lot, so I

0:41:44.960 --> 0:41:46.560
<v Speaker 7>reckon I could beat Jack easy.

0:41:47.400 --> 0:41:48.880
<v Speaker 3>Now when you say you play soccer, who do you

0:41:48.880 --> 0:41:49.520
<v Speaker 3>play soccer for?

0:41:51.200 --> 0:41:52.879
<v Speaker 7>In PC? So the state team?

0:41:53.239 --> 0:41:55.680
<v Speaker 3>Oh wow, you're very good then, Clancy, what are you

0:41:55.680 --> 0:42:00.200
<v Speaker 3>a midfielder? A defender, midfielder hoping for goalkeeper? Not a

0:42:00.239 --> 0:42:00.800
<v Speaker 3>lot of running.

0:42:02.520 --> 0:42:04.000
<v Speaker 2>So you're fast, are you, Clancy?

0:42:04.520 --> 0:42:04.759
<v Speaker 7>Yeah?

0:42:04.880 --> 0:42:08.280
<v Speaker 11>I reckon I could beat you with snow training.

0:42:08.440 --> 0:42:12.120
<v Speaker 3>Now listen, Clancy, how old are fifteen? Fifteen? Jack is

0:42:12.280 --> 0:42:17.279
<v Speaker 3>terrified of the youth embarrassing him tomorrows plus yes, not

0:42:17.320 --> 0:42:21.000
<v Speaker 3>fifteen the wrong way, so you'll be super quick.

0:42:20.760 --> 0:42:23.720
<v Speaker 11>Then, Oh, hopefully it's a plan.

0:42:24.000 --> 0:42:25.400
<v Speaker 2>But the challenge is running in thongs.

0:42:25.400 --> 0:42:25.520
<v Speaker 3>Now.

0:42:25.560 --> 0:42:28.080
<v Speaker 2>I've worn thongs for thirty five years, Clancy, so I

0:42:28.120 --> 0:42:29.359
<v Speaker 2>got a lot of head start on.

0:42:29.280 --> 0:42:30.400
<v Speaker 3>You there, song splaining.

0:42:31.280 --> 0:42:33.720
<v Speaker 11>Yeah, but as you get older, you get slower.

0:42:36.160 --> 0:42:42.200
<v Speaker 3>Burn You're right, Clancy, I think, Clancy, we're going to

0:42:42.280 --> 0:42:44.719
<v Speaker 3>have to have you race tomorrow, and you are the

0:42:44.800 --> 0:42:46.759
<v Speaker 3>new favorite in the race. I think.

0:42:46.800 --> 0:42:49.239
<v Speaker 7>Now I'll see you the.

0:42:52.480 --> 0:42:55.840
<v Speaker 3>Confidence, Clancy. We'll see you down there tomorrow. Thanks according

0:42:55.840 --> 0:42:56.799
<v Speaker 3>it look forward to meeting you.

0:42:57.480 --> 0:42:58.400
<v Speaker 7>Thank you, Sea.

0:42:58.800 --> 0:43:01.640
<v Speaker 3>It is over. Tell me about that stretcher, my friend,

0:43:01.960 --> 0:43:03.640
<v Speaker 3>you'll need excuse, so don't stretch.

0:43:03.680 --> 0:43:05.600
<v Speaker 2>I'm just hoping she might. She didn't even say she

0:43:05.600 --> 0:43:07.960
<v Speaker 2>wears things a lot, so she might never have worn thongs.

0:43:08.000 --> 0:43:09.279
<v Speaker 2>And if you're wear in it for the first time,

0:43:09.320 --> 0:43:10.040
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to smoke you.

0:43:10.520 --> 0:43:11.560
<v Speaker 4>Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Show.

0:43:13.960 --> 0:43:18.680
<v Speaker 3>Podcast so with a Junie Matilda who's fifteen clancy now

0:43:18.680 --> 0:43:21.359
<v Speaker 3>a last minute athlete joining the race tomorrow, the Thong

0:43:21.440 --> 0:43:24.719
<v Speaker 3>race one hundred meters, doubt is creeping into Young Jack

0:43:24.800 --> 0:43:27.400
<v Speaker 3>post mind. We've just had this message from the nineteen

0:43:27.480 --> 0:43:29.680
<v Speaker 3>year old Young Gun as well one.

0:43:29.640 --> 0:43:32.120
<v Speaker 2>In Christian Morning team Young Gun here, I've said it

0:43:32.120 --> 0:43:33.400
<v Speaker 2>before and I'll say it again.

0:43:33.600 --> 0:43:34.799
<v Speaker 1>Jack does not stand a chance.

0:43:35.120 --> 0:43:37.120
<v Speaker 2>Maybe something in the past you odds may have len

0:43:37.120 --> 0:43:39.239
<v Speaker 2>in his favor, but this is a sprint and I'm

0:43:39.280 --> 0:43:39.640
<v Speaker 2>the cheater.

0:43:39.840 --> 0:43:41.239
<v Speaker 3>He's in parlor and at.

0:43:41.160 --> 0:43:42.640
<v Speaker 1>The end of the day he'll be chase down.

0:43:43.640 --> 0:43:46.160
<v Speaker 2>I hate that. Also, that's good.

0:43:46.200 --> 0:43:47.879
<v Speaker 3>He had a slogan everything in a.

0:43:47.880 --> 0:43:50.560
<v Speaker 2>Metaphor during that song. Everybody on this team's trying to

0:43:50.560 --> 0:43:52.880
<v Speaker 2>get in my head. Rio said, you've only ever a

0:43:52.960 --> 0:43:56.640
<v Speaker 2>versed unbalanced competition before when I took a ten year

0:43:56.680 --> 0:43:58.239
<v Speaker 2>old onim chess and I took a pig on in

0:43:58.280 --> 0:43:58.640
<v Speaker 2>a race.

0:43:58.800 --> 0:44:03.920
<v Speaker 3>Not just that I forgot about the chest. That's a

0:44:04.040 --> 0:44:08.560
<v Speaker 3>I said, Yeah, you gloated so much. The lad's tears's eyes.

0:44:08.719 --> 0:44:09.920
<v Speaker 2>It was meant to be a prodigy.

0:44:10.640 --> 0:44:14.719
<v Speaker 3>Doesn't money easy? And then and then you then took

0:44:14.760 --> 0:44:18.280
<v Speaker 3>on an animal a pig, and a real small one.

0:44:18.440 --> 0:44:20.760
<v Speaker 3>I mean, look at the video right, it's a tiny

0:44:20.800 --> 0:44:22.839
<v Speaker 3>old pig. It's not a proper big piece.

0:44:22.960 --> 0:44:25.960
<v Speaker 2>Essentially at the moment about one hundred percent pig you

0:44:26.040 --> 0:44:30.000
<v Speaker 2>took on bait. I can I plan to continue my

0:44:30.200 --> 0:44:33.880
<v Speaker 2>gold run tomorrow? Never beaten, unbeaten.

0:44:34.200 --> 0:44:36.280
<v Speaker 3>Oh well, I hear there is a scared in parlor.

0:44:39.480 --> 0:44:42.160
<v Speaker 3>I can see you now coming first third, A good third,

0:44:42.239 --> 0:44:45.960
<v Speaker 3>strong third. No, yeah, what you said first? Clancy? Clancy

0:44:46.000 --> 0:44:48.399
<v Speaker 3>comes first. Then I think we'll have the young lion

0:44:48.480 --> 0:44:52.520
<v Speaker 3>there romping Homer. Then I think it'll be you, all right, Christian.

0:44:52.600 --> 0:44:54.560
<v Speaker 3>Yesterday the show where you're talking about who spoke at

0:44:54.560 --> 0:44:56.719
<v Speaker 3>your school reminded me yes or we were talking about

0:44:56.719 --> 0:44:59.719
<v Speaker 3>what's celebrities that came to your school from money a

0:44:59.760 --> 0:45:01.960
<v Speaker 3>time when a we want to there was a competition

0:45:02.560 --> 0:45:06.560
<v Speaker 3>called get Cody Simpson to sing at your school without

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<v Speaker 3>just you remember Cody Simpson without seeking permission. Someone at

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<v Speaker 3>our school entered. The student ended up winning the competition

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<v Speaker 3>and Cody Simpson rocked up read to play. The whole

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<v Speaker 3>school gone along to see it. The principal was seriously

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<v Speaker 3>displeased because the school hadn't had its permission. Sort in

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<v Speaker 3>my mind, I want this to be that Cody Simpson's.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, not limo, but you know what, a nicer car.

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<v Speaker 3>Rocks up playing a song. ANYRC principle free if you've

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<v Speaker 3>got a cab charger so I can pay that. In

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<v Speaker 3>the end, the principal will grudgingly allowed the show to

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<v Speaker 3>go on. This is like a plot from the movie Footloose,

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<v Speaker 3>but only for year level seven to nine and only

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<v Speaker 3>during period one. Let has it that they sent Cody

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<v Speaker 3>Simpson off with a sausage roll and a big head.

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<v Speaker 3>There you go, young Cody. No swimming after big heavy

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<v Speaker 3>meal either. There's that capture, Mary Anne, thank you very

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<v Speaker 3>much that yesterday on the show. Then, whilst we were

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<v Speaker 3>talking and getting calls back, who came to talk at

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<v Speaker 3>your school? We had this great story from Pat.

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<v Speaker 9>We had Peter Garrett come to to our high school.

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<v Speaker 9>I honestly couldn't tell you when it was or what

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<v Speaker 9>he talked about, because halfway through someone in the audience

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<v Speaker 9>bounced a laser off his forehead, and all I remember

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<v Speaker 9>is the next day the entire.

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<v Speaker 14>School did it all right.

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<v Speaker 3>So we want to know why did your class, or

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<v Speaker 3>your school year or the whole school get punished. Holly

0:46:53.040 --> 0:46:56.319
<v Speaker 3>and year nine geography teacher realized the sandwich had been

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<v Speaker 3>stolen from a death drawer right before lunch and demanded

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<v Speaker 3>to know who took it. When no one owned up,

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<v Speaker 3>we all have to stay in at lunch and none

0:47:03.600 --> 0:47:06.239
<v Speaker 3>of us were allowed to eat. Well.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian Connell's show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Right now, why did the whole class, all the school

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<v Speaker 3>get a detention? On nine four one four one oh

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<v Speaker 3>four three. Jennifer, Good morning, Good morning, Jennifer. So why

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<v Speaker 3>did you all get detention? What happened?

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<v Speaker 7>Well, the handle on the girl's bathroom door had come detached,

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<v Speaker 7>and shortly after our history class started, our teacher left

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<v Speaker 7>to go to the bathroom. I followed her inconspicuously, and

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<v Speaker 7>we had a ben sitting there to hold the door open.

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<v Speaker 7>So I kicked the bin out of the way and

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<v Speaker 7>then I ran back to class, locked her in the

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<v Speaker 7>bathroom the whole of class, and once the bell rang,

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<v Speaker 7>we all scattered. The next day, of course, there was

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<v Speaker 7>trouble and we all got sentenced to detention for a

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<v Speaker 7>week because no one would give me up. No one

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<v Speaker 7>told anyone that it was me that locked.

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<v Speaker 1>Her in the back.

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<v Speaker 3>Pretty pretty good friends. Not to give you up. Actually,

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<v Speaker 3>so I do.

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<v Speaker 7>It's true.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you say you looked at her there for the

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<v Speaker 2>whole class then you just went to lunch. So when

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<v Speaker 2>did you get her out?

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<v Speaker 7>Well, I don't, we don't know. You know so much

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<v Speaker 7>class let out.

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<v Speaker 13>Somebody went in the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 9>She she might be it's been a few years.

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<v Speaker 7>She could be classed.

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<v Speaker 3>How I went down Grassy High. Well, Jennifer, thank you

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<v Speaker 3>very much. I have a good day, Christian. Take care, Paul,

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<v Speaker 3>good morning, Good morning.

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<v Speaker 14>I went to a very strict boys Catholic school in

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<v Speaker 14>Geelong back in the eighties, and there was this Catholic brother.

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<v Speaker 14>I'm sure it was a drill sergeant before it was

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<v Speaker 14>a Catholic brother. He had a thirty centimeter long by

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<v Speaker 14>ten mili six strap that he used to use at

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<v Speaker 14>the drop of the pen. He didn't made much of

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<v Speaker 14>an excuse for it. One lunchtime I snuck into the

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<v Speaker 14>classroom and covers up with a Stanley knife into tiny

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<v Speaker 14>little squares and we put the whole school on detention.

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<v Speaker 3>Got on his side.

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<v Speaker 14>Tru trust someone, I don't cut it up. No one

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<v Speaker 14>dubbed me in because a lot of people knew who

0:49:07.160 --> 0:49:08.799
<v Speaker 14>it was, but no one dubbed me in because I

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<v Speaker 14>was doing everyone to favor because he used that strap

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<v Speaker 14>quite regularly.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, Paul, thank you very.

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<v Speaker 1>Much you called me Christian Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm very, very lucky to be married to a professional

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<v Speaker 3>radio consultant. She just texted me he put that last

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<v Speaker 3>caller through. It's awful when you're at the half Actually

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<v Speaker 3>is so right, Yeah, Jack and I would have said

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<v Speaker 3>that we're all that AnyWho morning. I haven't nothing else

0:49:36.880 --> 0:49:40.000
<v Speaker 3>about the shows this week, just but that Bozo through it.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a fine story. It was just a little bit

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<v Speaker 2>dark about the brother.

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<v Speaker 3>Listen, she's a consultant, you know. It's the amateur's here

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<v Speaker 3>to down the time wast We're looking for your clothing

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<v Speaker 3>bands today on this is getting desperate. Rio, I understand

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<v Speaker 3>we have to make up a few but thank A

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<v Speaker 3>textile worker day is not a thing. But if you

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<v Speaker 3>know some textile workers, send them a text today thanking

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<v Speaker 3>the mahalf of all of us. Oz Post is introducing

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<v Speaker 3>this is a great idea. Oz Post is introducing changing

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<v Speaker 3>rooms into pocust offices around the country so that you

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<v Speaker 3>know when you pick up clothes from your parcel, try

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<v Speaker 3>them on immediately, and then just go I don't want it,

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<v Speaker 3>send it back.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that is a great it's going to play along.

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<v Speaker 2>But the grumpiest people on earth the post office.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, no, talking about.

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<v Speaker 4>That's crazy because it's not like you haven't got four

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<v Speaker 4>weeks to return something.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but once you leave with it, you get it

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<v Speaker 3>home and then it just sits on that mito and

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<v Speaker 3>you go, I've got to take that. I don't know

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<v Speaker 3>how you guys open up a package, but I wreckon.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like a higher car. I trash that thing. It's

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<v Speaker 3>it's a mess.

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<v Speaker 2>Scissor does one arm of the scissor perfect cut down

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<v Speaker 2>the middle.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm kicking it, stamping it, punching it. There's no way

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<v Speaker 3>that humpty dumpty can't be put back together again. I

0:51:02.560 --> 0:51:05.279
<v Speaker 3>can't go back to ours post going this happened. I

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<v Speaker 3>never don't send molecules.

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<v Speaker 2>I never opened at the scene. I'm always mad.

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<v Speaker 3>Times I've cut something in half, gone in with scissors.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, So on such a day, Thank you, Textile Workaday.

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<v Speaker 3>We're looking for your clothing bands.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, let's go.

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<v Speaker 3>I tell you who's on stage at clothes Best Adam

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<v Speaker 3>and the Pants, Lincoln Parker, silvera the radio Consultant, like

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<v Speaker 3>under pressure right now, Tunic at the disk, Slack Sabbath,

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<v Speaker 3>smart pants, Sunday best. Yeah, Sleepy Wonder always chilly at

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<v Speaker 3>that keyboard today up on stage, Sleepy Wonder and Sweater James.

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<v Speaker 2>You should have finished on sleep.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Everyone's a consulting in this game you've got. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>It's on stage at Textile Fest Mondo.

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<v Speaker 4>So you know all about socks.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, guys, you got to leave the socks alone.

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<v Speaker 3>You need to do that.

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<v Speaker 2>They were on the way to the wash. The pet

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<v Speaker 2>shop boys are making the clothes. Actually, yeah, sweatshop boys.

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<v Speaker 3>Very good goal. That's good Sonny and shirt.

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<v Speaker 2>Silver and hoodie and the blowfish at.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, send is your clothing bands the Christian O'Connell

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<v Speaker 1>show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, clothing bands. That's the time wasted to say,

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<v Speaker 3>Elton Thong silver, that's a goal. Come on with a

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<v Speaker 3>home of the Thong race tomorrow, Elton Thong silver.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the best I can do.

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<v Speaker 3>I like to Tony Morley a gold ben Folds, five

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<v Speaker 3>baskets of clothing bronze. That's another Anthony Morley. Tim's got

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<v Speaker 3>a g flip flop silver with Macintosh a mac like

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<v Speaker 3>a rain mac an old school yeah, old school word

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<v Speaker 3>for like a coat, a raincoat.

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<v Speaker 4>Of that bronze.

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<v Speaker 3>Because you have ignorant. She's got a very nice black.

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<v Speaker 4>Macintosh and Penington wears.

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<v Speaker 3>A Remember once who went out for lunch. They accidentally

0:53:44.800 --> 0:53:48.360
<v Speaker 3>gave me her jacket. I was really uncomfortable a taxi

0:53:48.480 --> 0:53:53.680
<v Speaker 3>ride home. I wouldn't wear a jacket with a belt

0:53:56.080 --> 0:54:02.000
<v Speaker 3>and a gun in a pocket. AnyWho crowded blouse Gold,

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<v Speaker 3>thank you very much, eleven year old Elliot David Lee

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<v Speaker 3>Frock Silver Nike in the mechanics Gold boys to men's sizes.

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<v Speaker 3>That's very good denim at work. Silver Taylor swift alterations.

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<v Speaker 2>Swift alteration of an alteration place I'm not aware of silver.

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<v Speaker 3>Good name for a business. Then Pearl Jim Jams gold.

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<v Speaker 3>Why not come on, Eddie Vedder give us the world

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<v Speaker 3>that it was Pearl Jim Jams the velvet underwear. That's

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<v Speaker 3>very good to read. Kenny Cloggins gold, that's from Dell.

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<v Speaker 3>Kenny Cloggins is great. Zzy tank top silver crowded trousers.

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<v Speaker 3>Bro I don't like that. I'm gont ever see that

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<v Speaker 3>headline one day either, I don't want to see that trending.

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<v Speaker 3>What's happened there anyway? Huff jacket, Daddy six pants none

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<v Speaker 3>the richer gold Andrew take about that's very good blanket

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<v Speaker 3>one eighty two gold.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, not really clothing actually bronze.

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<v Speaker 3>But it would.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Haberdasher, you can sell them. Ain't clothing.

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<v Speaker 3>Huey Lewis in the shoes.

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<v Speaker 1>Go Christian Connell's show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Tomorrow morning, eight am. It's the thong racist stops the nation.

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<v Speaker 6>Let me racing time, bett us up, you don't.

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<v Speaker 3>All right the show. We'll cross live to an athletics

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<v Speaker 3>track in Collingwood tomorrow morning. And what a genius show

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<v Speaker 3>we are because this is the tim of year when

0:55:52.719 --> 0:55:59.600
<v Speaker 3>you ultimately think of outdoor sports. Look today, what this is.

0:56:01.840 --> 0:56:06.280
<v Speaker 3>You weren't even to see the track him Rainy Drizzley,

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<v Speaker 3>It says to me, get those thongs on. Thongs are

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<v Speaker 3>socks is what you're gonna need tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 2>I've just employed a secret weapon for the race. Tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 2>I will be racing against the competitors in thongs. My

0:56:17.400 --> 0:56:21.120
<v Speaker 2>wife and son will be spectators at the athletics cultivation

0:56:21.360 --> 0:56:23.760
<v Speaker 2>motivation I'll put my son at the end and I'll run.

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<v Speaker 3>To him performance a hunting drug of love. I like

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<v Speaker 3>it all right, So Thong race tomorrow morning. And there's

0:56:33.239 --> 0:56:36.440
<v Speaker 3>a TV show that we've talked about before called Alone

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<v Speaker 3>is tuk to A on SBS. It is. It's a

0:56:41.280 --> 0:56:43.719
<v Speaker 3>it's a It's just a rare thing to say, right.

0:56:43.960 --> 0:56:47.439
<v Speaker 3>It's a smart reality show. Normally you talk about reality shows.

0:56:47.680 --> 0:56:49.360
<v Speaker 3>We're not into them on this show, but Alone is

0:56:49.360 --> 0:56:51.640
<v Speaker 3>a greater if you've never seen it before. It literally

0:56:51.680 --> 0:56:54.279
<v Speaker 3>the title says what it is. People are dropped off

0:56:54.320 --> 0:56:57.279
<v Speaker 3>in the wilderness. They've all got a good, very good

0:56:57.320 --> 0:56:59.799
<v Speaker 3>survival skills because they need it. They really are alone.

0:56:59.800 --> 0:57:01.680
<v Speaker 3>There's there's no camera crew with them. They have their

0:57:01.680 --> 0:57:04.879
<v Speaker 3>own camera gear. They have a satellite phone for when

0:57:04.920 --> 0:57:07.799
<v Speaker 3>they tap out. Whoever's there the longest wins the prize money.

0:57:07.840 --> 0:57:11.080
<v Speaker 3>At the end, they're confronted with lack of food, warmth.

0:57:11.120 --> 0:57:13.840
<v Speaker 3>They've got to find their own food, make a shelter.

0:57:14.280 --> 0:57:18.120
<v Speaker 3>And then the loneliness that just creeps in. You see

0:57:18.160 --> 0:57:21.000
<v Speaker 3>them just sat on riverbanks sometimes staring at lavoid and

0:57:21.000 --> 0:57:24.080
<v Speaker 3>you're thinking, how do you reckon? They've been there? You know?

0:57:24.240 --> 0:57:27.840
<v Speaker 2>Is that ours talking to themselves. Essentially what Tom Hanks

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<v Speaker 2>didn't castaway where he made friends with the ball Wilson

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<v Speaker 2>is essentially.

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<v Speaker 3>They don't even have the volleyball there Chat two or whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>They did what you did to that volleyball, But that's

0:57:35.000 --> 0:57:37.959
<v Speaker 3>not our business. Is that on the outtakes he would

0:57:37.960 --> 0:57:41.840
<v Speaker 3>have done. He's a guy anyway, alone alone. It's on

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<v Speaker 3>tonight and it's for the first time ever. It's in

0:57:44.720 --> 0:57:48.040
<v Speaker 3>the Southern Hemisphere. It's actually in Tasmania and I know

0:57:48.120 --> 0:57:50.200
<v Speaker 3>there's a couple of bill fon Victoria, but it's Australians

0:57:50.200 --> 0:57:52.720
<v Speaker 3>and Tazzi's in there. It starts tonight. We're not being

0:57:52.760 --> 0:57:54.640
<v Speaker 3>paid for this. We love the show. Can't wait to

0:57:54.640 --> 0:57:56.680
<v Speaker 3>see it because it's here. It starts as seven point

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<v Speaker 3>thirty tonight. I know you're gonna love this even if

0:58:00.160 --> 0:58:02.320
<v Speaker 3>you've never seen it before. It is full on. It's

0:58:02.360 --> 0:58:04.439
<v Speaker 3>hard what they have to go through. It's an instant show.

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<v Speaker 3>Seven point thirty nine on SBS.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll be watching that Christian O'Connell show podcast