Speaker 1: Hi guys, and welcome back to another episode of Life
Speaker 1: on Cut.
Speaker 2: I'm Laura and I'm Brittany. And before Laura says it,
Speaker 2: I'm going to say it. This is a very special
Speaker 2: episode of Life on Cut because it is our I
Speaker 2: guess it's like our bonus radio show episode. This is
Speaker 2: from our Saturday morning on Kissfam. If you guys don't know,
Speaker 2: I hope you do because you're literally here listening to it.
Speaker 2: We are on every Saturday around Australia from ten till twelve.
Speaker 1: Well, we just want it every week. We've got to
Speaker 1: package up our radio show that we do. If you
Speaker 1: don't get a chance to listen to it live, which
Speaker 1: you know, we would love that, but if you don't
Speaker 1: have the time to go sit in your car or
Speaker 1: fire it up on the laptop, we are popping it
Speaker 1: into our podcast libraries every single week. And we had
Speaker 1: such a fun show this week. Not only did we
Speaker 1: unpack a few interesting things, but one thing we talked
Speaker 1: about we're wild middle names, and if you've been listening
Speaker 1: to the podcast for a while, you might know that
Speaker 1: britt has a very interesting middle name. And we got
Speaker 1: a few of you guys to call in and give
Speaker 1: us what your crazy, ridiculous, wild middle name is the
Speaker 1: Other thing that we talked about on the show was
Speaker 1: I tried to do something nice for my sister. Well,
Speaker 1: like I tried, Well, I didn't really turn out that way,
Speaker 1: So we're going to get into that in a little
Speaker 1: while or too.
Speaker 2: Definitely did not end well. And I am going to
Speaker 2: be on to you if you ever tried to anything
Speaker 2: nice to me.
Speaker 1: The next time I bring you a chroissant, you're gonna
Speaker 1: be like, what is this. I'm going to be very skeptical.
Speaker 1: The Life on Cut radio show with and Laura Burns.
Speaker 3: Actually they're only your first names, ladies, But I believe
Speaker 3: we're talking about middle names.
Speaker 1: We are talking about middle names. Well, we're talking about
Speaker 1: weird names in general.
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys heard, but there is
Speaker 1: a mother in the UK who's recently made the news
Speaker 1: because she named her baby, who's now seven months old,
Speaker 1: Lucifer Lucifer, and she's been trolled online by people because
Speaker 1: not knowing that Lucifer is actually also the name of
Speaker 1: the death.
Speaker 2: But the thing with this is she was then told
Speaker 2: by multiple people, including her family, close friends, what Lucifer was,
Speaker 2: and her reaction was, well, I'm not religious, so to me,
Speaker 2: it doesn't mean the devil.
Speaker 1: It's just a name.
Speaker 2: She couldn't differentiate that the rest of the world thinks
Speaker 2: that she has.
Speaker 1: Named her son the devil. But do you think that
Speaker 1: what other people's opinions are of the name that you're
Speaker 1: going to name your child should determine the name. I mean, Britt,
Speaker 1: you have an interesting middle name.
Speaker 2: I mean, if you're calling a kid the devil, yes, outside, outside.
Speaker 1: Of depending on how that child behaves as a toddler,
Speaker 1: it could be a very, very fitting name. I'm sure
Speaker 1: there's times where she'll feel that that's exactly the name
Speaker 1: for that child, maybe like some of your kids.
Speaker 2: No, Mitch, now, Laura knows, I do have a pretty
Speaker 2: unusual middle name.
Speaker 3: I don't know either of your middle names, so this
Speaker 3: is exciting.
Speaker 2: Okay, so I'm going to give you three guesses from
Speaker 2: my middle name, but I'm going.
Speaker 3: To the whole world name turn into a game show.
Speaker 1: Let's give you some parameters.
Speaker 2: I'm going to give you a hint to start with,
Speaker 2: and if you get it wrong, we're going to give
Speaker 2: you another hint.
Speaker 3: Okay, sure, do you want some game show music. I
Speaker 3: can get some bringing some alright, let's know, I want
Speaker 3: to buzz. Okay, what else do you want? Give me?
Speaker 2: If you get this right, I'm going to buy your lunch.
Speaker 2: I'm going to buy you a salad stick, a k kebab,
Speaker 2: your favorite.
Speaker 1: Bought in lunch. So good.
Speaker 3: Try what do I give?
Speaker 1: My name is?
Speaker 2: My middle name is named after It's a condiment that
Speaker 2: you would find in your supermarket.
Speaker 3: Brittany Mustard hockey.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's pretty close.
Speaker 3: If that was my first guess, it's closed.
Speaker 1: Okay. It starts with the same.
Speaker 3: Letter, starts with the same letter M. Britney. What's like them?
Speaker 1: The best? One of your favorite condiments?
Speaker 3: Brittany marmite hockey. This is.
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 1: I have another clue. It's creamy and delicious. You can
Speaker 1: get low fat, high fat full you would put it.
Speaker 3: On I want to say Madarin, but as your middle name,
Speaker 3: that's so stupid.
Speaker 2: Last you last him my middle name, so it starts
Speaker 2: with an M. It is something that if you were
Speaker 2: going to have, like a true Aussie chicken roll, like
Speaker 2: a chicken salad roll, what condiment would you put on
Speaker 2: that chicken roll? Like a barbecue chuck?
Speaker 1: The fear in his eyes.
Speaker 3: Come on, yes, sorry, can we just al say this
Speaker 3: out loud? Brittany mayonnaise?
Speaker 1: It's Mayo Mayo for sure? The version slang chicken roll,
Speaker 1: it's Brittany Mayo. Yeah so.
Speaker 2: And the best part about this middle name is it's
Speaker 2: one child in every generation has to have it. So
Speaker 2: one of my poor future children has to have Mayo.
Speaker 1: Also, why was it you like? I feel like Mayo
Speaker 1: could have been better for a boy? Why do they
Speaker 1: go Britney is the lucky one? Mitchell mayow Nut. You're
Speaker 1: not even the first born.
Speaker 3: It was just in the middle.
Speaker 1: They just picked you.
Speaker 3: We want to know about yours, though, th see one
Speaker 3: of six five give us a call. That's what we're after.
Speaker 3: Weird middle names? Is that right?
Speaker 1: Weird middle names? What's the name that you want to
Speaker 1: keep a deep, dark, dirty secret.
Speaker 3: We have Beck on the air this morning. Oh Beck,
Speaker 3: what's your weird middle name?
Speaker 5: It's actually my daughter's weird middle name, and we called
Speaker 5: her Danger?
Speaker 1: What Danger? Why if you know the chase? Okay, but
Speaker 1: my question is if you're going to call a radio
Speaker 1: station and say that your kid's name is weird, why
Speaker 1: did you name them a weird name.
Speaker 5: Well, I guess we kind of thought, who doesn't legitimately
Speaker 5: want to say that their middle name is danger? And
Speaker 5: we kind of thought no one really likes their middle
Speaker 5: name anyway, so we may feel picked something that's a
Speaker 5: little bit fun. And I don't know if you guys
Speaker 5: subscribe to the whole you're drunken oldter ego is your
Speaker 5: middle name?
Speaker 1: So that your girl's going to be dangerous?
Speaker 2: Well, I just feel like you're setting them up for
Speaker 2: sort of like an approach with caution kind of thing
Speaker 2: for when they're a bit older, because I feel like
Speaker 2: you really start to embody your name, Like for me,
Speaker 2: I put Mayo and everything. Now my name wasn't Mayor
Speaker 2: would I have done that?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: But now she what if like she embodies danger or.
Speaker 1: What if this comes to back to buy you in
Speaker 1: the arse and she's actually just dangerous for you guys,
Speaker 1: as in like he turns out to be a problem child.
Speaker 5: Well, it is funny. She's ten now, and she's a
Speaker 5: really responsible, kind of serious kind of.
Speaker 3: Almost when he loves to ray the way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay for you to shut down everything we just.
Speaker 4: Said she did.
Speaker 3: Let's go to Jessic, you're on thirteen one or six five. Hollo,
Speaker 3: jess you're on with the girls. What's your weird middle name?
Speaker 6: It's actually high friends of mine or a guy that
Speaker 6: I used to take. He got to change his own
Speaker 6: middle name when he was about three years old. He
Speaker 6: actually never had one, and his little brother came along
Speaker 6: and they gave his little brother a middle name. He
Speaker 6: was like, why don't I get one? So like, okay,
Speaker 6: what do you want? And so he was obsessed with
Speaker 6: foxes at the time, so he chose a middle name Fox.
Speaker 2: At three years old, they gave him more autonomy to
Speaker 2: choose his own name.
Speaker 1: I feel like three year olds can't be trusted for anything.
Speaker 1: Like if I asked my three year old what she
Speaker 1: wants for dinner, she'll say lollipop. Let alone, what I'm
Speaker 1: going to name her, She'll say blippy.
Speaker 2: I don't think I've let my three year old name
Speaker 2: my dog, But you know what Fox does about it? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I actually like Fox, so I think we'll let that
Speaker 2: one slide.
Speaker 6: Yeah. I like Fox too. I think it was a
Speaker 6: good choice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there we are one positive one. Let's get Katie.
Speaker 3: I'm thirty one oh six five morning Katie, what's your
Speaker 3: weird middle name?
Speaker 7: Hey, yeah, my mum decided to put her whole name
Speaker 7: in as my middle name, so it's not so much
Speaker 7: about it like her full name.
Speaker 1: How many names are we talking about? We're saying first name,
Speaker 1: middle name, and last name, Like how much of the name.
Speaker 7: No, so it's her first name and last name. But
Speaker 7: pretty much the reason was because when she was pregnant
Speaker 7: with me, she wasn't entirely sure that she was going
Speaker 7: to keep the guy around, but she was sure she
Speaker 7: was going to have me. So she just wanted to
Speaker 7: make sure that I would always remember that she birthed me,
Speaker 7: you know, So she.
Speaker 1: Gave you twenty six names so that you would never
Speaker 1: forget that. So she got her maiden name in it.
Speaker 1: What is your full name? She might not want to
Speaker 1: say that on the rest, it's.
Speaker 7: Not even that funny. But I didn't understand when I
Speaker 7: was a kid that you weren't really meant to add
Speaker 7: in your own names. But because I had so many,
Speaker 7: I would just pop in her one bit of a Lilian,
Speaker 7: bit of a Ramsey. It's a bit of a trouble
Speaker 7: for my landlords to figure out which my name, But
Speaker 7: I It's all good.
Speaker 8: You know.
Speaker 1: I kind of like that you have some alter egos.
Speaker 1: But I also like that you've danced around telling us
Speaker 1: what your.
Speaker 3: Actually that's very clever.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't even know if you're Ramsey or mystery.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Katie.
Speaker 1: Janie is a mystery, She's an enigma. She is wasn't
Speaker 1: even a real name. Do you want to know what?
Speaker 1: Off the back of this, I thought, what names.
Speaker 2: Are actually banned in Australia, because you know we do
Speaker 2: have Every country has names in a band. You cannot
Speaker 2: call your kids anyway? You would not believe something. I'm
Speaker 2: going to run through a few and Zach Australia Baron, Bishop, cadet, captain, chief.
Speaker 3: Has one name.
Speaker 1: All of these names maybe okay, nothing military. You can't
Speaker 1: name your child after the military. So nothing military.
Speaker 2: And then God, honor, Justice, judge, nothing nothing to know
Speaker 2: to do? Yes, yes, these are the two that really
Speaker 2: got me. You cannot call your child Ikia.
Speaker 1: Do you because I Kia has trademarked the name, or
Speaker 1: because somebody's actually named their child Akia and the Australian
Speaker 1: government went back to inherent. But you also can't call
Speaker 1: it ntella or iMac it's actually ridiculous. Like it is
Speaker 1: actually ridiculous.
Speaker 2: So if you're out there thinking that you want to
Speaker 2: call your child iMac or monkey, think again.
Speaker 1: You absolutely cannot. If only Mayo had been trademarked as well,
Speaker 1: I'm trademarking now.
Speaker 3: I agree.
Speaker 4: Call you two your Saturday morning for the last time
Speaker 4: radiation Red Hockley and Laura ben Wor.
Speaker 3: You're a bit upset something's happened with your family.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm not really upset. I need a bit of
Speaker 1: a I want to know your opinion on whether I
Speaker 1: should admit something to my sister.
Speaker 2: So yes, there's always no if you need to ask
Speaker 2: someone if you should admit something.
Speaker 1: I feel like you just bury. I feel like the
Speaker 1: other problem is that were on the national radio show,
Speaker 1: so she might find out after this. Okay, every week
Speaker 1: I do my grocery shopping online these days. I find
Speaker 1: it very convenient, and I do two different shops. I
Speaker 1: do my wool work shop and then I also do
Speaker 1: my shop through a health food store, right, and they
Speaker 1: send us for all the snacks for the kids, like
Speaker 1: I get roll ups that aren't really roll ups, but
Speaker 1: like healthy snacks.
Speaker 2: I did not know this about you I feel like
Speaker 2: there are two kinds of people in the world, one
Speaker 2: that does one grocery shop and one that does multiple grocerieshop.
Speaker 1: I love to surprise you. But anyway, so the story is,
Speaker 1: my health food box arrived, and sometimes they like to
Speaker 1: give you a sample or they give you like extra
Speaker 1: things in there that you didn't actually order us.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 1: So I received the box and I received these little
Speaker 1: biscuit donuts and like a packet of them, and I
Speaker 1: was like, Oh, that's cute. I'll take them into work
Speaker 1: with me. So I went into work and I took them.
Speaker 1: I work with my sister. I took these little biscuit
Speaker 1: donuts in and I gave one to her and I
Speaker 1: wasn't eating at the time. I was eating something else.
Speaker 1: She was like, these are great, take them, take them home,
Speaker 1: give them to my g What do I.
Speaker 3: Feel like, Yeah, I feel like I know where it's
Speaker 3: going as well. Okay, Well, I got.
Speaker 1: Home, guys, and realized with a little insert that had
Speaker 1: been put into the box, I had all the details
Speaker 1: about what I'd been sent. I gave her dog, which
Speaker 1: she ate at the office and then gave to my nephew. Okay,
Speaker 1: hang on, Okay, I. I haven't told me yet. It
Speaker 1: happened just the other day.
Speaker 3: She knows.
Speaker 1: Now I'm telling you.
Speaker 3: She justged.
Speaker 1: She knows a few questions. How was there not?
Speaker 2: Like what was the packaging? Because I feel like most
Speaker 2: of these things have like a really happy dog on
Speaker 2: the front.
Speaker 1: No they don't. Well, this is like you know what,
Speaker 1: it's like really cool like and that's the problem with this.
Speaker 1: Everything's cool and it's like earthy paper and it just
Speaker 1: has like minimal details. Honestly, didn't see anything on the
Speaker 1: packaging that made you think And they were donuts with
Speaker 1: I seeing little biscuits.
Speaker 2: So you're saying there was not one picture of a dog,
Speaker 2: not one word of a dog? Or are you like
Speaker 2: tell the truth? He Laura, did you just not look
Speaker 2: at the title? Did you were like, oh, shimmery, sparkly donuts.
Speaker 1: To be fair, the packaging obviously didn't look dog like
Speaker 1: because she took it and she ate it and I
Speaker 1: opened it in front of her. But the insert that
Speaker 1: was the details which was also attached to the bag,
Speaker 1: so I had to pull that off before I gave
Speaker 1: it to her.
Speaker 2: If that was me, I would be calling to tell
Speaker 2: her because I would think it was hysterical. Also in
Speaker 2: your defense, if it was like if you fed her
Speaker 2: pal or chump, I wouldn't big.
Speaker 9: I would not be going to tell her that it
Speaker 9: was a curry, Like how would she eat that?
Speaker 3: That's what I mean.
Speaker 2: Like you'd be like, hey, these are like startings on toast. No,
Speaker 2: but the fact that it was like an organic it's
Speaker 2: probably got full of really good food that you'd feature, kid.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's healthy.
Speaker 1: It's healthy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, coconut oils, carab I mean.
Speaker 1: It's from the health food story.
Speaker 2: Tell her no, tell her when she next time she's
Speaker 2: pissed you off, be like, well, you know what I
Speaker 2: fetch you.
Speaker 3: You've had dog treats and your hair looks great. It's
Speaker 3: glossy every week. We do this, right, ladies, what's an ask?
Speaker 3: Gun Cut?
Speaker 2: Where you guys were right into us your deepest, darkest,
Speaker 2: sometimes dirtiest questions to our Instagram life on Cut podcast
Speaker 2: and we do our best to answer them. Now, we
Speaker 2: we're not therapists, but we are enthusiastic in our responses,
Speaker 2: and we have lived.
Speaker 1: A lot of life. So what do we have today, Mitch.
Speaker 3: Ladies, Sarah, Hey, he send us a voice message today
Speaker 3: it's just it's a question.
Speaker 8: Hey, girls, So I have a question, and I'm not
Speaker 8: sure if I'm being a nosy neighbor or a good friend.
Speaker 8: My husband and I moved into our house about a
Speaker 8: year ago, and we became friends with our neighbors to
Speaker 8: the point that we share drinks together from time to time,
Speaker 8: we have him and his partner over, and what we've
Speaker 8: learned he's actually a fly and fly out worker, which
Speaker 8: means he's away for a couple of days at a time.
Speaker 8: And what I've noticed is every time he goes away,
Speaker 8: there's a particular car that shows up in the driveway
Speaker 8: at nighttime. So I guess my question is do you
Speaker 8: think the neighbor is cheating? And if that's the case,
Speaker 8: should I say something to him.
Speaker 1: Or let it be or advice would be great? Thank you,
Speaker 1: Spicy Saucy. I mean, I understand why you're a nosy neighbor,
Speaker 1: but also I'm very strongly feel like sometimes we just
Speaker 1: don't need to invite the drama into our lives. Like
Speaker 1: if that was me, I would be staying out of it. Oh,
Speaker 1: for sure, cheating, How do you know there could be
Speaker 1: other reasons? It could be a cleaner that only comes
Speaker 1: when he's not around.
Speaker 2: It only comes at nighttime, when he's away and not
Speaker 2: not there.
Speaker 1: You're six foot tall and ripped. Look, obviously you can't say.
Speaker 2: Obviously you can't say one hundred percent that they're cheating.
Speaker 2: But usually where there's smoke, there's fire. Do I think
Speaker 2: you need to say something?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: I do not think this is your business.
Speaker 2: What you could do is like set up a little
Speaker 2: camp at night, stay up one night, yes.
Speaker 1: Stay out and figure out. Figure it out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Detective Sarah, I just has a ring to it.
Speaker 2: And I think that way at least you'll know within yourself,
Speaker 2: or you might worry yourself sick thinking about it. But
Speaker 2: I do I think that you need to go and
Speaker 2: break this knowledge. Unless these people are so close and
Speaker 2: like really really good friends of yours, I think just
Speaker 2: mind your own business and just use it as some viewing.
Speaker 1: Okay, but what if Detective Sarah does do a stakeout
Speaker 1: and she does discover that actually it's pretty ninety nine
Speaker 1: point nine percent sure that the cheating is going on,
Speaker 1: the cheating is happening. Should she then tell or do
Speaker 1: you think find out, get all the information, gather it,
Speaker 1: and then sit on it and then tell what's the
Speaker 1: point of doing a stakeout if you're not going to
Speaker 1: then help your neighbor out.
Speaker 2: From history, from experience, I think that you should only
Speaker 2: be interfering if these are very very close people to you,
Speaker 2: because it is gonna have some big repercussions.
Speaker 1: Maybe send a letter and just drop it in a
Speaker 1: letter box a friendly name. Yeah, but don't say it's
Speaker 1: from you, don't sign it, yeah, I just put I
Speaker 1: genuinely feel like sometimes with this sort of stuff in life,
Speaker 1: as much as you want to do the right thing
Speaker 1: and help the person who you know you think is
Speaker 1: being cheated on, inviting that drama into your life can
Speaker 1: be so full on. So but aside on that.
Speaker 2: On the flip side, Laura, if this was you and
Speaker 2: every time your partner went away, and every time you
Speaker 2: went away, sorry your partner, I mean, you have a
Speaker 2: partner Matt was cheating on you, would you want to
Speaker 2: know whether that came from me, a good friend, or
Speaker 2: whether that came from a neighbor.
Speaker 1: That just saw it happening.
Speaker 2: Regardless if you're I was cheating on you, would you
Speaker 2: want to know?
Speaker 1: I would want hundred percent, I want to know this
Speaker 1: is the codrum. This is the conundrum that would I
Speaker 1: like my neighbor for telling me, I probably would still
Speaker 1: be I don't think I would intentionally shoot the messenger,
Speaker 1: but it's just what happens when you're hurt and you're angry,
Speaker 1: and you so you'd.
Speaker 2: Put a bag of poop on their door and set offline.
Speaker 3: I feel like that's what you'd do. This is the
Speaker 3: life on count radio show and Laura.
Speaker 1: Ben We may have shared a little bit from last week,
Speaker 1: which was us singing to Footloose and apparently I don't
Speaker 1: know any of the words so hard. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Britt and I know at all, Please and Laura knew
Speaker 3: none of it. We did that to warm up before
Speaker 3: the show started.
Speaker 1: Look, I stand on this. I think that most people
Speaker 1: think they know the lyrics to songs. They're like, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I know every lyric, but then if you actually to
Speaker 1: sing the verse, everyone knows the chorus.
Speaker 2: I agree with that, but I think the shock that
Speaker 2: we had was at the beginning where.
Speaker 1: You were like, what is this song? Well, I knew
Speaker 1: the song, I only knew footloose the one word, and
Speaker 1: then you guys can kind of took it away and
Speaker 1: I thought very isolated. Well, that's very low.
Speaker 3: We wanted to isolate you and as you well, Brittany
Speaker 3: today because we are playing finish the song lyric. I've
Speaker 3: got a whole bunch of iconic songs and I'm going
Speaker 3: to challenge the two of you to finish said song lyrics.
Speaker 1: Oh God, here we go. This is gonna be embarrassing
Speaker 1: for everyone. How did these two girls.
Speaker 3: Get a radio show.
Speaker 2: I'm actually known for this, for making up lyrics, for
Speaker 2: never knowing the right lyrics. So I think she talks
Speaker 2: forgetting it wrong. I mean, I never always make the mark.
Speaker 1: This is what I think actually happened. When we were
Speaker 1: all singing Footloose. Brit just goes into it with the
Speaker 1: sheer confidence of someone who thinks they know what they're
Speaker 1: talking about. And she was singing lyrics that weren't actually
Speaker 1: the lyrics.
Speaker 3: No, no one pulled her up on it.
Speaker 1: Fake it, you make it, You'll never know, she said.
Speaker 3: Foot moose at one point. That's not the lyrics. All right,
Speaker 3: let's go use your names to buzzy in ladies. I
Speaker 3: will play the beginning of the hit song and they
Speaker 3: will stop, and it is your job to finish the lyrics.
Speaker 1: What's name Brittany Mayo?
Speaker 3: Mayo? And you're going to be an okay, and here
Speaker 3: we go the ladies middle names. Let's go song number one,
Speaker 3: Welcome to this jeez, I.
Speaker 1: Don't even know. Welcome to the Hotel Californy. That's the
Speaker 1: lyrics that it's a.
Speaker 2: Lonely place, please place, it's a lovely place, it's a
Speaker 2: friendly face.
Speaker 1: Okay, but he does not know the lyrics and you
Speaker 1: made them all up just there living it up in
Speaker 1: a hotel.
Speaker 10: California's it's a lovely place.
Speaker 1: It is actually the lyrics.
Speaker 3: You both got it wrong.
Speaker 1: That's devastating.
Speaker 3: Also, But you can't just buzzy because you want to play.
Speaker 1: So that's not how But I just want to have
Speaker 1: some fun. Okay, it's just like anything. She's like, I'll
Speaker 1: come up with the lyrics hasn't even started yet.
Speaker 3: I'm like, britt Okay, Laura's in.
Speaker 11: The lead, and yet Laura, I felt stupid and can
Speaker 11: take yess Okay, I'm definitely tone deaf, but I think
Speaker 11: that's a lyricus.
Speaker 3: We'll take hill.
Speaker 1: Now. Did she say I thought it'd be funny? That's
Speaker 1: the Mexican walking fish.
Speaker 3: Oh my God one more mothers never said.
Speaker 1: Why don't we scream about each other?
Speaker 2: That's going this is what it sounds like when the
Speaker 2: doves cried.
Speaker 1: I don't think you can.
Speaker 9: Take the part that you got wrong, which is the
Speaker 9: part that I clearly got right, and then continue singing
Speaker 9: this sounds like, why do we scream at each other?
Speaker 3: Laura got that?
Speaker 1: And then this is what it's like when the nuts cry.
Speaker 3: You can't just say you've got it right when you didn't.
Speaker 1: But I said, I think this is an off air discussion.
Speaker 1: Well do you know what is an on air discussion.
Speaker 1: It's the fact that even though I had all of
Speaker 1: the answers to all of the lyrics right in front
Speaker 1: of myself, I still managed to get them all wrong.
Speaker 2: You did, and you called me a cheetah on national
Speaker 2: radio and I was like, I am not.
Speaker 1: You are the cheap And you guys still didn't nail it.
Speaker 1: What is wrong with you both? To be fair, Mitch
Speaker 1: actually played them out of order and I'd learned them
Speaker 1: perfectly in order. And you also jumped into early and
Speaker 1: I was like, what, okay, don't don't do well under pressure.
Speaker 1: I don't deal well under pressure. Also just don't know lyrics.
Speaker 1: It's not my party trick.
Speaker 2: Just don't trust your co hosts evidently.
Speaker 3: Learning so much this morning The Life Cut Radio and
Speaker 3: Laura Burn, you have you've been working from home? I
Speaker 3: didn't know that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I mean we always work from home.
Speaker 2: Since I haven't been working at the hospital, all my
Speaker 2: jobs are at home.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 2: I've been trying to do a lot more jobs in
Speaker 2: person lately, as opposed to zoom calls when I can.
Speaker 2: I think it's more personal. I think you get to
Speaker 2: know the people. We do a lot of interviews in person.
Speaker 2: Now that you know, everything's lifted now. I had a
Speaker 2: big business meeting last week as a business girl. It
Speaker 2: was a man, a male, and I said, He's like, look,
Speaker 2: I'm coming to Bondo and I'm like, cool, why don't
Speaker 2: you pop in have a coffee?
Speaker 1: Well chat?
Speaker 2: He's like great, So he came in. We're sitting down
Speaker 2: in my little office having a chat, having a coffee,
Speaker 2: and my new puppy runs past. Now I'm trying to
Speaker 2: be very professional. I got dressed in like professional clothes,
Speaker 2: and anyone knows that I usually podcasting my undies.
Speaker 1: I usually don't really putting pants on when you have
Speaker 1: someone come to your house for a business meeting, Well,
Speaker 1: you know you're going all out when you put your
Speaker 1: clothes on. I went all out. I was dressed to
Speaker 1: the nines.
Speaker 2: My new puppy, Delilah, comes running into the room and
Speaker 2: she's throwing something in the air. She's having a great time.
Speaker 2: She's obviously founded. She's found a toy and she's playing.
Speaker 2: She's throwing it around with her head. She's a little
Speaker 2: Australian shepherd and she's a ball of energy. I was like,
Speaker 2: what has she got? And the man looks down and
Speaker 2: he's like, oh.
Speaker 3: She's so cute.
Speaker 1: What is that she's playing with? She is whipping into
Speaker 1: the air My moon cup? Oh wait, a moon cup, Mitch.
Speaker 1: Let's give you a little bit of a biology lesson here.
Speaker 1: But anyone that's listening and doesn't know, a moon cup
Speaker 1: is something that women use when they're menstruating, and it's
Speaker 1: a cup that you put inside yourself and it catches
Speaker 1: the period is literally.
Speaker 2: It's a literally this plastic If you don't know, if
Speaker 2: you didn't know what it was and you were looking
Speaker 2: at it, you would.
Speaker 1: Have no idea.
Speaker 3: He didn't know.
Speaker 2: He didn't know, So what I wanted to in that moment,
Speaker 2: would have told him. Would you have told him what
Speaker 2: it was or would you have made something up?
Speaker 1: I would have just been like, oh sorry, I'll get that.
Speaker 9: I know.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have Did he hold it? Was he like
Speaker 1: what she playing with?
Speaker 11: Did he?
Speaker 1: Was there any touching of the moon cup that happened here?
Speaker 1: He went for it to her and I took it.
Speaker 1: I steamrolled in and I.
Speaker 2: Said, I think she took it from the dishwasher and
Speaker 2: I just ran away and put it in. I was like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, I need die. Well, it's definitely a plug.
Speaker 2: It belongs in the kitchen exactly right. But it just
Speaker 2: made me think I buy her. I have gotten Delilah
Speaker 2: the best of the best of everything, and her favorite
Speaker 2: toy is this little plastic period cup.
Speaker 1: And you know what, It's not going to work very
Speaker 1: effectively once it's got dog teeth mite, But did you
Speaker 1: I just feel like, you know, goop.
Speaker 2: Gwyneth Paltrow recently released a fifty thousand dollar play Jim,
Speaker 2: and it just made me think, who spends that much
Speaker 2: money on their kids to play with when you could
Speaker 2: give them a piece of cardboard And you know, Laura
Speaker 2: surely you give your kids a piece of cardboard and
Speaker 2: they're happy.
Speaker 1: I was wondering where you were going with that. I
Speaker 1: was like, what do I have that the kits should have?
Speaker 1: Like my children is out there playing with my viberight
Speaker 1: nothing kids. I'm certainly not giving it to buster as
Speaker 1: a chew toy. Put it that way.
Speaker 3: Head lies, all right, heaps of press written about the
Speaker 3: two of you? How many are because would you say,
Speaker 3: come out in the month about the two of you? Ladies?
Speaker 1: Well about Brittany Hockley. At the moment, they've been pretty consistent.
Speaker 1: I've been laying low. They're on fire about me. I
Speaker 1: don't know what they really came for me hard this week.
Speaker 1: I mean, you did leave the house and go for
Speaker 1: a walk, and that was very salacious news.
Speaker 3: I saw that. It was like in a white sexy outfit?
Speaker 3: Was that what the article was?
Speaker 1: It was a bikini? They get me in my worst
Speaker 1: there was a hole. There was a whole article of
Speaker 1: Bridges in a bikini this week and you looked very good.
Speaker 3: Thanks breaking news all right. So I've got headlines for
Speaker 3: you and you have to debunk whether or not they
Speaker 3: were headlines in fact true or head lies in their
Speaker 3: false some are real summer made up. Let's begin, okay.
Speaker 3: Article number one, Laura Brn reveals she'll never leave the
Speaker 3: Eastern Suburbs because I quote I'm like a queen to them.
Speaker 1: I think that's a lie. I really hope that's a lie.
Speaker 1: I'm definitely not the Queen of the Eastern Suburbs. I
Speaker 1: I will leave. I'm actually moving to another place in
Speaker 1: the Eastern Suburbs, but it's still a rental.
Speaker 2: And to a bigger place because she's the Queen of
Speaker 2: the Eastern and suffer.
Speaker 1: Well, you got to get it nice and roomy if
Speaker 1: you're going to be in the queen right, it's living
Speaker 1: in a two bedroom apartment.
Speaker 3: But they quoted you in I'm like a queen to them.
Speaker 1: This is a lot.
Speaker 3: It's a lie. Said that terrible lie. A successful podcast.
Speaker 3: To Laura Burn, this is You again, is left seating
Speaker 3: after her memory card goes missing from her prize laptop.
Speaker 1: I do like that. They called me a successful podcast,
Speaker 1: so that's better than some of these things they've called me.
Speaker 1: My toddler took my SD card out of the SD
Speaker 1: card reader, and then when I asked her where she
Speaker 1: put it, she said in my mouth. So that's a headline. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's great, that's real. I wasn't seething though, I was
Speaker 1: just like, oh, that's very inconvenient.
Speaker 3: Was it damage? Do you forget a new one?
Speaker 1: I think it may have come out her other ends,
Speaker 1: but I didn't go looking for her out in the
Speaker 1: backyard with the door.
Speaker 3: All right, another one, let's move on this one. This
Speaker 3: is a fresh one, and Brittany Hockley teases an inclusion
Speaker 3: at Dawson's Creek reunion after photoshoot with Rebel Wilson. What's
Speaker 3: this song?
Speaker 2: Isn't that a great tune that brings me back like
Speaker 2: some nostalgia, so many good feelings in the roommate that
Speaker 2: is Yeah, Dawson's Creek are making a remake and they've
Speaker 2: cast me as the lead.
Speaker 1: Could you imagine if that was true? I mean, the
Speaker 1: headline is true.
Speaker 2: Yes, we had like a little shoot on a wharf
Speaker 2: that we thought was funny and it looked like Dawson's Creek.
Speaker 1: It reminded me of Dawson's Creek. So that is it.
Speaker 2: But unfortunately no, I am not actually in the Dawson's
Speaker 2: Creek remake.
Speaker 1: But if they're out there listening. Hey, I'm down for it.
Speaker 1: Who would you play though? I mean they're all pretty
Speaker 1: messed up, aren't they? I mean so wet, so it's fine.
Speaker 2: I'd probably play you like Katie Holmes's character.
Speaker 1: A lad of none of us can remember who they were.
Speaker 2: Was a guy I don't even remember Joey.
Speaker 1: Joey was Okay, you'd played Joey. But anyway, Mitch, that
Speaker 1: is accurate.
Speaker 3: That's do another one. Britney Hockley. Brittany Hockley says, you'd
Speaker 3: be shocked to see the amount of nude images I
Speaker 3: have on my phone, says the podcast Superstar.
Speaker 1: That is absolutely in. I feel like maybe it would
Speaker 1: be true, but you just maybe didn't say it. He's
Speaker 1: completely inaccurate and accurate. All right, getting your phone, let's
Speaker 1: have a scroll. Well, I might have other nudes on there.
Speaker 4: Hey, pull you in twenty two your Saturday Morning for
Speaker 4: the last time show read Hockley and Laura Ben Kiss.
Speaker 3: Ladies, I've been duped this week?
Speaker 1: What happened to you?
Speaker 3: I feel like a fool, and I want to know
Speaker 3: if you've done it too, because you know what, probably, yeah,
Speaker 3: I was, I bought something I've had quite a lot
Speaker 3: of money. I've had two hundred bucks for a pair
Speaker 3: of blue light glasses. What because I'm sit in front
Speaker 3: of these screens. I have my own radio show to
Speaker 3: this radio show with you guys, so I'm always looking
Speaker 3: at screens, and I thought I'll get these blue light glasses.
Speaker 3: They'll stop me from getting headaches. I sit at screens
Speaker 3: all day, and I was sold by Bailey Nelson. They
Speaker 3: look so cool. The stores nice. You walk in, they
Speaker 3: give you a glass of sand pail. I bought the glasses,
Speaker 3: put them on Instagram and an optometriss mess.
Speaker 1: Spoiler.
Speaker 3: I love you, love the show. FYI, you've been You've
Speaker 3: been juoped. Blue light isn't real?
Speaker 1: So I have blue light glasses. Oh so you've also
Speaker 1: been jeoped. I think it's quite what an issue because
Speaker 1: isn't Bailey Nelson also an optometrist at the same time.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they do legit they do legit retina stuff.
Speaker 3: But also I think the blue light.
Speaker 2: I have absolutely been duped then because I wear them.
Speaker 2: But if it makes you feel better, Mitch, I saw
Speaker 2: you wearing them and you looked super cute. You went
Speaker 2: from like an eight to a ten.
Speaker 3: Oh, thank you don't think that.
Speaker 1: Sometimes these things work as a placebo though, because like
Speaker 1: people who wear blue light glasses, they usually wear them
Speaker 1: because the screens give them a headache and you feel
Speaker 1: like all these energy is coming out of your computer.
Speaker 1: But maybe it's like a place boat. It's like your
Speaker 1: impenetrable powers. Now that's my point wearing blue light glasses.
Speaker 3: I feel like it is working. Like I'm okay that
Speaker 3: I've been scanned. I'm gonna still wear them because I
Speaker 3: like them. I feel like it does work for me.
Speaker 1: I'll make you feel better about this. I recently spent
Speaker 1: a lot of money on something that absolutely doesn't work.
Speaker 1: Have anyone heard of those. It's called New Face, and
Speaker 1: it's this it's like a little I wish I had
Speaker 1: a new face, I know, for the confidence. It cost
Speaker 1: me six hundred dollars, Oh my god. And it's an
Speaker 1: at home facial kit, right, but it's like it's got
Speaker 1: these little currents, so it feels like you're getting tiny
Speaker 1: little electric shocks. And it's meant to help tighten and
Speaker 1: tone your skin by like by I don't know, invigorating
Speaker 1: the muscles under It does not work. Really, it feels
Speaker 1: I mean, your face does look great? Do you feel
Speaker 1: a tiger? Yeaho toned and firm, so toned anyway, Please
Speaker 1: keep telling me that I haven't used it for a while,
Speaker 1: but I'd like to think that the six hundred dollars
Speaker 1: went to use. Sitting underneath, I can't believe you've six
Speaker 1: hundred dollars and that it was actually an isolation purchase.
Speaker 1: I was just sitting at home one day feeling like, oh,
Speaker 1: I would really love to do anyway, six hundred dollars,
Speaker 1: I'll throw myself in the mix.
Speaker 2: I also purchased something that I don't know if it works.
Speaker 2: I don't know because you google it. Some people swear by.
Speaker 2: Some people are saying, volcano.
Speaker 1: You got drooped.
Speaker 2: I bought and I still use it, used it for
Speaker 2: like eighteen months. Actually that's a lie. Probably like two
Speaker 2: three years. A Himalayan salt lamp.
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, that the salt about three years ago.
Speaker 1: Takes the radiation out of the air. Is it the
Speaker 1: radiation or is it like the wetness?
Speaker 2: You can get radiation Himalayan salt lamps. And now this
Speaker 2: is for me.
Speaker 1: I work in radiation lam.
Speaker 2: I'm around radiation twelve hours a day, so in my
Speaker 2: head I was like, imagine if and I mean, like,
Speaker 2: I know how radiation works as a high speed electron,
Speaker 2: but I take that home, which a Himalayan salt lamp
Speaker 2: can reach out of the air.
Speaker 3: That's what I mean.
Speaker 1: So like, I'm a woman of science.
Speaker 2: So I think that this is why it's even more crazy.
Speaker 1: I'm a woman of science. I know what radiation is.
Speaker 2: I go home and I'm like, you know what, just
Speaker 2: maybe this piece of lumpy salt will.
Speaker 10: Help take the radiation out.
Speaker 1: I will spend hundreds of dollars on it.
Speaker 3: Why not?
Speaker 1: So I think I feel like I'm probably the worst
Speaker 1: one here.
Speaker 3: Now I think we're all in it. That's the takeaway.
Speaker 3: Idiots with a great successful podcast Ladies, Isn't that right?
Speaker 3: And radio show if you.
Speaker 1: Want to hear us continue to be idiots. But on
Speaker 1: our podcast, we have an awesome episode coming up on Tuesday.
Speaker 1: Do you know who elerdie Pullan is?
Speaker 3: No, I don't so.
Speaker 1: Lerdie Pullan was Alex Chumpy's girlfriend, and Alex Chumpy was
Speaker 1: tragically killed last year. He was the professional snowboarder.
Speaker 2: Do you remember he was an Olympian and he passed
Speaker 2: out underwater while spearfishing.
Speaker 1: It was remember that very very tragic, but we had
Speaker 1: the absolute blessing and just privilege of interviewing his beautiful
Speaker 1: girlfriend and she has just had a baby and they
Speaker 1: have a wild story around how they extracted his sperm.
Speaker 1: It's just crazy.
Speaker 2: So we haven't had a baby, she's had his baby
Speaker 2: after he passed.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. Wow.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So it's a really really incredible, very inspirational, very educational
Speaker 2: as well interview. So that is, like Lauria said that
Speaker 2: he's dropping on Tuesday on our podcast lifel on Cup.
Speaker 3: Podcast, great on the iHeart Ready w app Otherwise we'll
Speaker 3: see next week ladies.
Speaker 2: See you next week, guys, and don't forget to tell
Speaker 2: your mom to dad, tell you, don't tell your friends,
Speaker 2: and share the love because we love.
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