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Speaker 1: He has entered the building. Bob down, good.

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Speaker 2: Morning, Good let's get the first thing out of the way.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: Merch, merchandise and Bob down, love a good love, a

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Speaker 3: good detail.

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Speaker 1: To use it?

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Speaker 3: You can't.

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Speaker 2: They don't absorb a drop of water.

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Speaker 1: Oh that is fair.

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Speaker 2: You wouldn't bray the dishes.

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Speaker 3: Now, I don't want to wear it. Actually, you know,

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Speaker 3: they make a.

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Speaker 2: Really good bedspread for Kylie is right?

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Speaker 3: Actually this is the best gift I've had, you loved.

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Speaker 4: Let's face the kids. We're only in the business for

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Speaker 4: the merchant and T shirts. Got ninety six FM T shirt?

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Speaker 3: There go, well, swap it now.

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Speaker 1: I'm not wearing the tea towel home.

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Speaker 2: Come on, let take it. Let's take it up.

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Speaker 1: We're not at your show.

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Speaker 4: How you look better with merch. Merch is what it's

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Speaker 4: all about. There'll be merch at the shows here in

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Speaker 4: per Now.

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Speaker 5: The merch is to actually celebrate the twenty fifth anniversary

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Speaker 5: of your great album Jazzy Ride.

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Speaker 4: My aria nominated album. Notice I said nominate.

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Speaker 5: Yes, that got list anyway, So who cares?

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Speaker 4: I had to sit there at the Arias and lose

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Speaker 4: what a to do the Walk of shame.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, slightly disappointed Facebook for the winner.

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Speaker 2: No I swore.

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Speaker 5: Before we talk about the shows that you're doing here

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Speaker 5: in mandra and in Bumbrey, tell us about the cruise.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I've been doing p and O comedy cruises

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Speaker 4: now for about I guess seven or eight years, with

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Speaker 4: a couple of years off of the pandemic, and they

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Speaker 4: are fan task. The thing about the comedy cruises is

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Speaker 4: like I'm doing one out of Frio. There might even

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Speaker 4: be some cabins still available because they're so popular. Frio

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Speaker 4: sailing nineteenth and coming on Friday the nineteenth, coming back

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Speaker 4: on Monday the twenty scene.

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Speaker 2: That's the thing.

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Speaker 4: You leave Friday a though you have three days at

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Speaker 4: sea with all of the five or six great comedians.

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Speaker 4: They're all good. Don't get the gig and then your

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Speaker 4: back first thing Monday morning. You can't even take a

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Speaker 4: day off work.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you might need a bit of recovery time.

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Speaker 2: They're so much fun, so much fun.

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Speaker 3: Fun for the for you guys as well.

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Speaker 4: It is because you know, when you're a comedian, you're

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Speaker 4: often touring and traveling on your own, but you're at

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Speaker 4: sea with four or five other comics. Janelle Konik, for example,

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Speaker 4: will be on the on the comedy cruise out of

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Speaker 4: Freer It's magic. It's just so much fun.

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Speaker 5: Now you're all trapped together on this ship. What's the

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Speaker 5: funniest thing you've seen on a cruise?

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Speaker 4: Oh, my god, I wouldn't what would be the funniest thing?

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Speaker 5: Very good that buffet wars is often was, Yes, buffet

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Speaker 5: was on the pantries.

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Speaker 3: People love that all you can eat, the all you

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Speaker 3: can drink. Also, though, cruising.

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Speaker 2: Life, you know, it's incredible value. It's amazing value.

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Speaker 4: I think it's like you can get a cabin for

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Speaker 4: like three or four hundred per person share for the

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Speaker 4: entire thing.

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Speaker 5: About these people these days that say they just cruise

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Speaker 5: hot rather than buy a retirement house.

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Speaker 2: Or I don't know if I go that, if i'd.

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Speaker 1: Go that far either.

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Speaker 5: But it's interesting, you know, because they're their food's done

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Speaker 5: then it's all.

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Speaker 1: They don't have to lift a finger.

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Speaker 4: It's amazing. No, there's so much fun. I love, love, love,

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Speaker 4: I do about one a month, and it's heaven. It's

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Speaker 4: just heaven and a superstar. Do you get to sit

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Speaker 4: with Captain Stubing at the Captain's table?

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Speaker 2: He doesn't want to. I'm barred. You imagine there was

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Speaker 2: an incident. I'm barred from the bridge.

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Speaker 5: Robin Charo on the yes, because we're all of a

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Speaker 5: vintish that we can, of course love boat.

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Speaker 3: Who's on this week? Is it missus Brady or mister

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Speaker 3: Brady exactly?

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Speaker 4: I don't care as long as not Craig McLaughlin, the

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Speaker 4: prince of polyester.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever thought of a move to linen?

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Speaker 4: Or is it that because it clings to the skin,

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Speaker 4: clings to the skin with a bit of sweat, the

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Speaker 4: polyester is like it's like a nature's air condition. It

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Speaker 4: stays away from you, It stays away, holds away from

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Speaker 4: the skin and you don't have.

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Speaker 2: To iron it.

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Speaker 1: Sure at my cash fire.

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Speaker 2: But one little spark and pups, big time.

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Speaker 3: Good a ship.

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Speaker 4: But can I just say I bring greetings from the

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Speaker 4: Eastern States. I'm a bit of a fifo. I've basically

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Speaker 4: just come over to do some shows, admittedly, but to

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Speaker 4: see if I can claw back some of that gst

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Speaker 4: Oh of course I think so.

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Speaker 3: Yes.

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Speaker 5: Now you're you're at the Manager Performing Arts Center on

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Speaker 5: April twenty third, You're at the Regal.

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Speaker 2: Oh my good. The Regal we go back.

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Speaker 5: April twenty six, and then the Brack in Bumbrey April

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Speaker 5: twenty seven. That's their fancy center of their concert.

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Speaker 2: Yeah place, and it's the Jazz Ship.

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Speaker 1: Oh it's amazing.

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Speaker 4: It's going to beautiful and the Jazzy Show is recreating

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Speaker 4: that album. It's a brand new show, completely different show

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Speaker 4: to what you saw last year. All those fabulous old

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Speaker 4: songs fly Meto, the Moon, Mack, the Knife, you know,

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Speaker 4: all that sort of stuff, and so much fun to

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Speaker 4: go back to those old monologues. Oh my goodness, me,

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Speaker 4: what a load of rubbish all through Bove down down

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Speaker 4: that's down with an e like lies like liser.

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Speaker 1: Now all the old songs are part of Jazzy.

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Speaker 5: Do you ever think, oh, bring out a new album,

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Speaker 5: do a bit of dumb pa dumb and.

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Speaker 4: Things like perdu. Yeah, maybe don't do a Kylie tribute down, Yeah.

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Speaker 3: You can do that.

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Speaker 2: I can do a Kylie that's yeah.

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Speaker 1: A whole.

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Speaker 4: I've told her that if she wants to take the

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Speaker 4: night off from her Vegas residency, I'm happy to take

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Speaker 4: over for her. I can see that we were the

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Speaker 4: same size. Did you send her the t towel there?

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Speaker 2: Will be much.

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Speaker 4: In fact, I've got c ds for if we found

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Speaker 4: a box in the back of a dusty warehouse, we've

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Speaker 4: got to sea. We've got Jazzy c ds. I'll be

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Speaker 4: out in the floyer. Flop on that, flop on that merchant.

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Speaker 4: Let's fasically, I'm sick of flying jetsty. You want to

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Speaker 4: be at the pointy end, so you should be, So

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Speaker 4: I should. After all these years, three of us, do

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Speaker 4: go back. We're done radio show together.

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Speaker 2: Yes, go back to Satay.

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Speaker 3: Look we didn't rate, but you know we've did it together.

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Speaker 4: Had fun back in the day when my good friend

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Speaker 4: Damie used to come on as Rows and go what

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Speaker 4: did you used to do?

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Speaker 2: What did you used to say? What did you used

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Speaker 2: to stay?

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Speaker 1: Mon?

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Speaker 4: Was it? Oh?

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Speaker 2: The whole of Perth was staying good ring?

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Speaker 3: I know, how could you forget?

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Speaker 2: Oh dear? And it's lovely just.

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Speaker 1: And now you've brought it all back all right?

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Speaker 5: So as I said, Bob down with Ane dot com

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Speaker 5: is where to get your tickets for the twenty fifth

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Speaker 5: anniversary of Jazzy, which you might even be able to get.

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Speaker 2: A copy on.

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Speaker 4: Yes you can you detail tote bags, greeting cards please merch.

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Speaker 4: I might even tattoo you if you stay there long enough. Okay,

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Speaker 4: sit there long, going down just to use an old bar,

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Speaker 4: prison style.

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Speaker 1: Let just enjoy your cruise.

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Speaker 4: And yeah, now, if you you know that, there's a

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Speaker 4: really great website, not so much the p and O website,

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Speaker 4: but just cruises dot com dot au. You can often

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Speaker 4: get some really great last minute deals if you want

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Speaker 4: to come on that comedy cruise that's the nineteenth to

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Speaker 4: the twenty second. It's on the Pacific Explorer. So check

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Speaker 4: it out because they often don't they don't tell you

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Speaker 4: who's going to be on the cruise. Sometimes I don't

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Speaker 4: even know, oh okay until I find myself kidnapped like

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Speaker 4: a lucky dip.

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Speaker 2: It's like a lucky do okay.

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Speaker 3: So if you're doing if you're doing that, can you

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Speaker 3: do the tattooing in Henna for the guests?

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Speaker 2: Yes, of course Lick and stick.

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Speaker 1: Hick Hi, fantastic, enjoy

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Speaker 2: Thanks guys, see you soon,