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Speaker 1: It's a special Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Mini got a prank call for everyone that we're going

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Speaker 2: to make Will. But before we get to that, tasty

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Speaker 2: tubes are back in Australia.

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Speaker 3: It's a chip. It's a very popular chip. I think

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Speaker 3: so it's a tubula chip.

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Speaker 2: I never had one of these tubes, but apparently they're amazing,

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Speaker 2: so amazing that when the tubes came back, people were

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Speaker 2: just buying supermarkets out of Tasty tubes, to the point

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Speaker 2: where a Woolworth store had to say put a limit

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Speaker 2: on how many Tasty tubes people were having.

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Speaker 3: Now, look, that's pretty boring, gonna be honest with everyone.

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Speaker 3: Pretty boring story, very boring, but it leads to some fun.

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Speaker 2: Well, I want you to summon your old man character

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Speaker 2: and buy all the pens at a news agency. It's

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Speaker 2: a loose link, but I think it'll be really funny.

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Speaker 2: Now you can come with the reason why you need

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Speaker 2: all the pens, all the pins. Yeah, but it's an old,

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Speaker 2: old culture. You play an old culture. You want to

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Speaker 2: the pens now. If you haven't heard the old Man before,

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Speaker 2: By the way, it's it's brilliant.

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Speaker 3: You once called a fans.

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Speaker 2: Store because you'd overheard your granddaughter talking about only fans.

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Speaker 3: Yes, and you were interested in buying her a fan?

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Speaker 4: How was it? This?

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Speaker 5: The thing is, I know that I need to get

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Speaker 5: her some fans because she keeps mentioning only fans, So

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Speaker 5: I need to make sure I just get her only fans.

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Speaker 3: Okay, all right? So that badly it did, but got

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Speaker 3: it was funny.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, So I've got the number here for cows News,

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Speaker 2: which is a small news agency.

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Speaker 4: Are you Philip Island? Yes?

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Speaker 2: Are you open to calling them as the old man

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Speaker 2: and buying them out of their pens?

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Speaker 4: And I'm just buying them out of their pens?

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Speaker 3: Like what maybe like I'll choose a pen. I'll take

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Speaker 3: all your red pens and buy all their pens.

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Speaker 2: They're gonna laugh me out, Okay, all of their ridiculous enough,

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Speaker 2: it's completely outrageous, and you want all your pens.

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Speaker 3: Haven't really thought this or anything? All of your red pins,

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Speaker 3: all your red pins. Who knows what's going to happen here?

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Speaker 4: Guys? Here we go silver No.

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Speaker 6: Arthur Smith, good afternoon, cares speaking?

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Speaker 4: Sorry man? What was your name?

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Speaker 6: Donna?

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Speaker 4: Good evening, Donna. My name's Arthur Smith and.

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Speaker 5: I'm ringing because I'm in need of Do you have

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Speaker 5: any red pins.

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Speaker 7: Where you where you're from?

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Speaker 4: I'm living silver leaves? Oh now on the island?

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Speaker 6: Are ye?

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Speaker 4: Now down to business? Do you have any red pins? Oh?

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Speaker 4: What the hell?

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Speaker 3: What havepen?

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Speaker 4: They just put me in the too hard. You didn't

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Speaker 4: even ask.

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Speaker 3: For all the red peans.

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Speaker 4: You didn't even get out of rageous for a single

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Speaker 4: red pin.

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Speaker 3: We're calling back.

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Speaker 2: No, no, I didn't get my phone. Busy care if

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Speaker 2: she's busy. We've got an old man and needs a

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Speaker 2: lot of red pens. Let's go to a song. Sorry, everyone,

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Speaker 2: let's go to a song. We're going to try get

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Speaker 2: up next the pinch, get to the point next time.

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Speaker 4: Woods.

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Speaker 5: We've got another totally incomprehensible phenomenon in people buying entire

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Speaker 5: trays of tubes.

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Speaker 3: Tasty tubes to chip that everyone loves.

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Speaker 2: Wireworths are putting bands on people buying them out of

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Speaker 2: tasty tubes.

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Speaker 3: So it's inspired us will for you're.

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Speaker 4: Just buying a whole tray of the thing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, if there's tasty tubes there, the people want them

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Speaker 2: and they take all of them.

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Speaker 3: I don't think they had a tasty tube. Tasty tube

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Speaker 3: send us a send us a couple of tubes.

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Speaker 4: Dudes.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, anyway, giving us an idea, will it.

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Speaker 3: Is getting late, we do a show for two hours,

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Speaker 3: very stressed. We should we should really reduce it to

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Speaker 3: an hour.

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Speaker 2: It's given us an idea, will for you, as your

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Speaker 2: old man character to call a a news agency and

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Speaker 2: buy all of their pens. Okay, but you've changed specifically

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Speaker 2: to buy all of their red pens.

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Speaker 4: Now.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we did try to call them before the song.

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Speaker 2: They hang up on us pretty quickly, but I think

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Speaker 2: we've left enough time now to crack right back in there.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, welcome to the show that.

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Speaker 3: If we fail, we just try.

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Speaker 1: All right, Here we go, Here we go.

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Speaker 6: Good afternoon, news Amy speaking.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, good afternoon.

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Speaker 5: I'm sure we have some sort of in connection, is you.

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Speaker 5: You're talking to one of your colleagues early on, and

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Speaker 5: I was just wondering if one of you lovely women

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Speaker 5: won't be able to help an old boy out.

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Speaker 6: So in regards to what, yes, I was getting to that.

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Speaker 5: Sorry, I tend to have a bit of a meandering

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Speaker 5: sort of a way about my conversation these days. Tend

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Speaker 5: to have lost my directness somewhere back in seventy five,

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Speaker 5: I think, But pins, have you got any red pens?

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Speaker 6: Any red pens?

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Speaker 4: Yes?

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Speaker 5: I wonder if you had any red pens down to

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Speaker 5: the news agency. And I'd also like to know in

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Speaker 5: them in what quantity have you got them?

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Speaker 6: Because there is a few years.

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Speaker 4: How many do.

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Speaker 5: You think that you possess at the establishment?

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Speaker 6: There there's a few there. I don't think I'm going

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Speaker 6: to count them all, but there is there. There is

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Speaker 6: enough to get you buy. That's what you really are after.

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Speaker 4: Could you give me an estimate.

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Speaker 6: There'd be less than sixty, there'd be.

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Speaker 5: Less than sixty, right, Okay, we'll take all of them

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Speaker 5: if I can.

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Speaker 6: Because we're coming to pick them up.

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Speaker 4: Well, no, no, here's the thing.

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Speaker 5: I'm a little bit afraid about venturing out off the

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Speaker 5: off my premises these days with five jeez and what

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Speaker 5: not going on.

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Speaker 4: So I was wondering if you could deliver the pens

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Speaker 4: to me.

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Speaker 6: We don't deliver to come to the shop yourself and

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Speaker 6: get them.

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Speaker 4: What if I send it to the courier or a

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Speaker 4: pigeon of some sort.

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Speaker 6: Maybe the pigeon.

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Speaker 5: Here's a good bird, though, Archie here's a good bird.

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Speaker 5: He's swift, he'd be in and out. You're there.

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Speaker 6: No, no, we don't. We won't accept like career or

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Speaker 6: anything like that either.

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Speaker 4: So sort of courier to carry a pigeon.

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Speaker 7: Really no, okay, that's all right, No, no, we don't

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Speaker 7: do that.

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Speaker 5: Sorry, sorry, I'm trying to make you're laughing at my bird?

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Speaker 1: Are you there?

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Speaker 4: You're laughing at my bird? He was a state champion once. Sorry,

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Speaker 4: he was once a state champion.

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Speaker 5: I was sent him to Flinders and back in under

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Speaker 5: forty five minutes. Once it was a red hot It

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Speaker 5: was a hot bird.

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Speaker 6: Very good. You can order.

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Speaker 7: You could order some red pens online from a company,

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Speaker 7: say something, what's online? You'd be able to order some

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Speaker 7: red pens online?

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Speaker 4: What's on the line? What do you mean on the line?

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Speaker 4: All right, I'm on the line right now. I've got

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Speaker 4: you on the line. That's what I'm doing. I'm making

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Speaker 4: the order over the line. Are there?

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Speaker 7: You can't put the order through on the line.

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Speaker 6: You're on the line.

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Speaker 4: You just told me to go on the lines.

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Speaker 6: I'm curly behind on the web on the computer like

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Speaker 6: you can order you.

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Speaker 4: Want any good COVID.

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Speaker 6: Show that because I'm busy. But you're like you can

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Speaker 6: order them all. Do thank you.

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Speaker 4: She's staying on the life. Here's a good bird. It's

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Speaker 4: a hot bird, hot bird. More of the boys on

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Speaker 4: the Full Show podcast.

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Speaker 5: You know you want to