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Speaker 2: Regular medication with discounted prescriptions in every store every day.
Speaker 3: Why god, why not? Why up? Morning?
Speaker 4: It's six am in the morning. Kiss Breakfast?
Speaker 5: Who the hell?
Speaker 4: What the hell is going down?
Speaker 6: Down?
Speaker 7: Bill?
Speaker 3: Everybody? What's going on?
Speaker 4: Dwayne Johnson?
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Speaker 5: Taylor swiat akaa the rocks Kiss, turn it up nice
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Speaker 4: Guys, this is justin Bieber.
Speaker 8: I love kiss right here on Kiss Kiss Breakfast.
Speaker 4: It's lies.
Speaker 2: No, Yeah, good morning, Mikey. I mean greed for Chemist's Warehouse.
Speaker 3: Hello, money, How are you?
Speaker 5: I'm good? Actually, how are you?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Tuesday, man, I'm feeling a wrong.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we'll be better after the Monday, the Wednesday hump.
Speaker 3: Yeah, then you get through it. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I'm always on an ARP after Wednesday's finished.
Speaker 2: Tell you what I'm feeling better than a sex doll?
Speaker 2: Sean Fraser, Yeah, I don't have one. Yeah, nice story yesterday.
Speaker 2: I whatt near Golden in New South Wales. When I
Speaker 2: was watching it on the news last night. My girlfriend
Speaker 2: hadn't seen the story. No, it was just cackling. So
Speaker 2: I'm going to get Sean to explain it. But they
Speaker 2: thought there was a murder, but it was a sex doll.
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 9: We were rewind back to Sunday afternoon. Two blokes saw
Speaker 9: a suitcase on the side of the road. They've opened
Speaker 9: up the suitcase, thought that they saw a body in there,
Speaker 9: and they've called the police. Police have come to the scene.
Speaker 9: They also believe that it's a body, so they've created.
Speaker 10: This strike force. They've shut down the entire.
Speaker 9: Street like they've the cops have come out and said
Speaker 9: to the media, this body is decomposing, only.
Speaker 10: To find out, yeah, it was just a doll.
Speaker 3: A sex doll.
Speaker 1: So when I think of a sex doll, like, obviously
Speaker 1: I don't own one, so I'm confused.
Speaker 5: But I thought that a blow up things I think,
Speaker 5: so yeah, I mean I don't wouldn't this have.
Speaker 1: Looked like some latex blow up thing in a Why
Speaker 1: are they alerting media before even opening the suitcase?
Speaker 2: All I was thinking last night, I agree with you,
Speaker 2: is maybe it was face down and that just saw
Speaker 2: like a bit of hair and.
Speaker 5: Did the blow up dolls have hair?
Speaker 9: Well, I don't think it's a it's like a shut
Speaker 9: How do.
Speaker 5: You own one?
Speaker 3: Can you imagine?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 5: But wait, how do you know that they have hair, then.
Speaker 3: I'm just guessing it does.
Speaker 5: Are you sure?
Speaker 3: You know to.
Speaker 1: Secret society going on? Well, all men own a sex doll,
Speaker 1: but don't admit it.
Speaker 3: I don't think it's like the old school ones we
Speaker 3: used to laugh at, you know, with a big face.
Speaker 5: I think what I'm thinking of, I don't.
Speaker 2: Know, but I'm guessing you can get more life like ones.
Speaker 2: Because it's said it had piercings and bruisings on it.
Speaker 9: I think you can customize them these days, they're googling.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, quick, obviously good. No one was murdered.
Speaker 10: Yes, it's actually a good story.
Speaker 2: I mean, one sick bloke put a sex doll in
Speaker 2: a suitcase and dumped it on the side of the road.
Speaker 3: Is that like a practice murder?
Speaker 10: It's crazy?
Speaker 5: Well yeah, why put it in it?
Speaker 3: Shuck it on the side of the road. Maybe it
Speaker 3: was a shaved.
Speaker 1: Or maybe that was his kink. Maybe there is a
Speaker 1: killer lying in Wait.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that was a It was just a practice, a
Speaker 5: dry run.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how would you feel if you found out Ryan
Speaker 2: had a sex doll?
Speaker 5: I would feel horrified?
Speaker 1: But what like when you Okay, see I can see
Speaker 1: them now, they look like lifelike.
Speaker 3: Oh is that a sex style up on the string
Speaker 3: right now?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 5: The fact that you can't tell the difference of an issue,
Speaker 5: like he's like my ex. Yeah, wow, Okay, I.
Speaker 3: Just want to talk through your husband having a sex doll.
Speaker 5: Why he's never going to okay?
Speaker 2: But yeah, yeah in him having Yeah, so they look
Speaker 2: they look realistic.
Speaker 3: Sorry, what would be the harm? Oh?
Speaker 1: It would just be so disturbing to think that, Like
Speaker 1: I'm downstairs preparing dinner and he's just plugging away into
Speaker 1: some silicon lifeless doll.
Speaker 5: I cannot even imagine it.
Speaker 2: Maybe it was your husband to go to Italy. He
Speaker 2: put it in a suitcase.
Speaker 3: It to Italy. He freaks out and went down the
Speaker 3: bush and dumped it.
Speaker 5: No, I hasn't done any trips to Goldburn lately. I
Speaker 5: reckon he's off the hook.
Speaker 12: Hey, we've got a weird delivery at the office. Unfortunately
Speaker 12: not a sex doll for you.
Speaker 3: Mike, I want a sex do someone?
Speaker 12: Mister Roses actually sent you a beautiful bunch of long
Speaker 12: stem roses?
Speaker 5: What mic a man? Yeah, I'm going to bring them in.
Speaker 5: Hang over, Wait, Mike got sent roses?
Speaker 2: You know why why you would have heard on the
Speaker 2: show you know how I bought my girlfriend Alana the
Speaker 2: first pair of flowers and they al wait, show.
Speaker 5: Me, show me? Oh wow? One, two, three, four, five, six,
Speaker 5: seven eight Beautiful.
Speaker 3: Friend Rose.
Speaker 5: Eighteen dread stemmed roses.
Speaker 3: Mister roses. Yeah, give him a plug? Okay now wow?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Amy, help me out here. Yes, girlfriend's still in bed. Yes,
Speaker 2: I can just give them to her, you like, and
Speaker 2: claim that I bought them?
Speaker 3: Wait?
Speaker 5: Is she still in bed? Is there any chance that
Speaker 5: she can hear this?
Speaker 2: I mean, she can always go back on the podcast,
Speaker 2: But let's just pretend she doesn't. Okay, podcast, by the way,
Speaker 2: kiss breakfast, go and get it on the free iHeart app.
Speaker 3: Yes, if I.
Speaker 5: Just give them, they're stunning. Yes, give them to.
Speaker 3: Her, just wrote yes, right love Mikey.
Speaker 5: Yeah, just take the card. Well is there even a card?
Speaker 3: Is there a card?
Speaker 12: Now?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 5: Well, there was like a thing that came with it
Speaker 5: that said Mikey.
Speaker 1: Was there a card that said these are for Mikey
Speaker 1: to give to his girlfriend.
Speaker 5: Let me I put it in the I mean, they're
Speaker 5: my roses.
Speaker 3: Now, I can do what I want with it.
Speaker 5: This is very true, you reckon.
Speaker 3: I can pull it off.
Speaker 5: Absolutely.
Speaker 3: What if she finds out film?
Speaker 1: Put your film, put your phone on video mode and
Speaker 1: give them to her and just get her reaction. I
Speaker 1: want to see if she calls you bluff and goes,
Speaker 1: did almost send.
Speaker 3: You the thank you?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 3: On video modes?
Speaker 1: You say, yeah, but we don't have to, just so
Speaker 1: we can hear the audio video mode.
Speaker 6: Wow.
Speaker 3: What you say is you want me to video her reaction?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 2: Is it like I've done heaps of stuff like this
Speaker 2: in radio? You get sent all this free shit, like
Speaker 2: all of my mum's presence, a books lying around for
Speaker 2: my today, liked Kerry Anne Kennelly.
Speaker 3: Or something crap her autobiography, Just palm it off, do.
Speaker 1: That, And I don't think people cared to be honest
Speaker 1: like I. In my you know, content creating, I get
Speaker 1: a lot of pr packages. No, I don't have to
Speaker 1: ding the bell every time, and it's all really great stuff.
Speaker 5: But the thing is I can only have so much
Speaker 5: of it.
Speaker 1: And I also kind of know what I like now,
Speaker 1: so I gift a lot of it to girlfriends and
Speaker 1: they love it.
Speaker 3: Do you think they know? Though?
Speaker 5: Of course they do.
Speaker 3: They don't care, not at all.
Speaker 2: But this is not wouldn't my girlfriend be annoyed if
Speaker 2: she thought I was given a free flower.
Speaker 1: I mean, flowers are flowers, okay, and they're better than
Speaker 1: the ones that.
Speaker 5: You got her, So I reckon she'll be stoked.
Speaker 3: But pretend I bought them. How much would that cost? Oh?
Speaker 12: Eight, sorry, eighteen long stem roses. That's expensive close to
Speaker 12: one hundred.
Speaker 5: Okay, oh yeah, said more. Let me quickly look it up.
Speaker 1: Yeah you claim that, Mikey Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2: On the show thousands to be one with our pop
Speaker 2: queis you can play at seven and eight. Celebrity psychic
Speaker 2: Georgina Walker. Hey, you got to do the census tonight,
Speaker 2: don't forget?
Speaker 5: Oh shit, Yeah, how do we do that?
Speaker 3: Short?
Speaker 9: Well, you can do it online, but also we got
Speaker 9: it sent out in the mail as well.
Speaker 5: I might do it online. I've got a bit of
Speaker 5: time in between my job sick.
Speaker 2: Go online and do it well. Who in the Kiss
Speaker 2: team has had a threesome? Is still stalking their rex
Speaker 2: on social media? Doesn't shower every day.
Speaker 3: They're all going to be outed as we do our.
Speaker 2: Own Kiss census a little bit later on TikTok Star
Speaker 2: Brady Drake is joining us in right now, Trady versus Lady.
Speaker 3: Colleen thirty one oh six five.
Speaker 2: You're gonna double pass to see Robbie Williams Live.
Speaker 3: Let's do it.
Speaker 2: You're on Kiss Breakfast Mikey and Amy Girard thanks to
Speaker 2: Chemist's Warehouse.
Speaker 3: Let's get it. I want to start.
Speaker 2: Say Trady versus Lady Time. Hey, you can go and
Speaker 2: see Robbie Williams Live. Let's get you on to plane now.
Speaker 5: Good morning, Lauren, Hello, money, money going on.
Speaker 13: I'm just sitting in my car park ready to go
Speaker 13: for my run or go to the gym or something undecided.
Speaker 13: You don't know what those people Amy you are.
Speaker 1: You're one of those people who actively choose to get
Speaker 1: up really early. I always every time I drive in
Speaker 1: at it's like four fifty or something, and I will
Speaker 1: see these crazy people on the side of the road exercising.
Speaker 5: It, and I was like, you're choosing to get up
Speaker 5: this early.
Speaker 2: I see him as well at that time, like I
Speaker 2: understand six am, yes.
Speaker 5: But four point thirty in the running thirty I know.
Speaker 5: Hats off to you, Lauren. You're a thank you athlete?
Speaker 14: Are you by my wins?
Speaker 15: Some tickets to.
Speaker 1: Robbie Williams Our hope so so you drive a keya
Speaker 1: celtos celtos. You've been in a relationship for seven years.
Speaker 1: Your boyfriend is a builder. Is he going to build
Speaker 1: you a house one day?
Speaker 13: You're building your house at the moment?
Speaker 1: Why and is it taking like twice as long as
Speaker 1: what it would a normal renovation.
Speaker 13: You're taking two weights so far, and he reckons it's
Speaker 13: going to take about six months. So I reckon he
Speaker 13: can do it in three.
Speaker 1: Right, Well, there's a there's a house on the corner
Speaker 1: in my street and he must have the most patient
Speaker 1: wife on earth because he is a builder, and they
Speaker 1: must have been renovating their house now for about seven years.
Speaker 5: And I was like, Craig, when are you going to finish?
Speaker 5: And he goes, oh, maybe by twenty thirty.
Speaker 3: Because I have other work. Right course, it's.
Speaker 5: Only weekend work. And he's like, it's like a love job.
Speaker 3: And it's just oh suck to live like that.
Speaker 5: The most patient wife on earth.
Speaker 1: So tell me about this time you were running for
Speaker 1: a train so you can get to work and everyone
Speaker 1: made room for you, gave up their seat.
Speaker 13: Why why, Well, yeah, I was running and then everyone
Speaker 13: was being saying nice, hello, oh wow, you know people
Speaker 13: aren't friendly on the train in the morning. And then yeah,
Speaker 13: I went to grab my book out in my bag
Speaker 13: and looked down and my boob was hanging.
Speaker 10: Out your pole.
Speaker 5: Boob was hanging.
Speaker 16: Out, a whole boob.
Speaker 1: Like I've opened the door before when I was breastfeeding
Speaker 1: mum to a courier driver with also my entire tit
Speaker 1: hanging out.
Speaker 17: How did you?
Speaker 1: How did you get onto a train station and onto
Speaker 1: a train with yours out?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 13: I'm a i can be a little bit of a mess,
Speaker 13: and I'm rushing around and I was wearing like a
Speaker 13: like dumb like but I was wearing like a strapless
Speaker 13: like top underneath another top.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, But no one said anything because I can
Speaker 2: tell you, from a male point of view, I would
Speaker 2: feel like I can't say anything to be a purpose.
Speaker 1: I saw a woman on the train with her titty out,
Speaker 1: I would I would be like, hey, Darlo.
Speaker 5: Good put it. Put you in New York City away.
Speaker 2: I remember spending like three hours in a pool bar.
Speaker 2: It was me and my mates and one girl that
Speaker 2: we know, and the whole time a boob was out
Speaker 2: and no one said anything because we don't want to
Speaker 2: like act like a creep.
Speaker 13: Yeah, well it was probably me.
Speaker 1: It was probably Lauren all right, laying in at fifty
Speaker 1: five kgs.
Speaker 5: It's train titty Lauren.
Speaker 3: All right, let's welcome our trader. We've got Daniel.
Speaker 2: You're an auto sparky, got a Ford Transit, married for
Speaker 2: eleven years, you got kids, man? Yeah, okay, Now tell
Speaker 2: us you went to Hawaii on your honeymoon, so that
Speaker 2: was about eleven years ago.
Speaker 3: What went wrong?
Speaker 15: So we hired a Tomorrow Bumblebee rental car.
Speaker 17: Yeah, it's pretty popular at the dimond in the restaurant
Speaker 17: to find a.
Speaker 15: Couple going out of on the bonnet of the.
Speaker 3: Car, on the bonnet of your higher car.
Speaker 5: I mean, good, haven't you done on the bonnet of
Speaker 5: the Bumblebee before?
Speaker 3: No, I have not.
Speaker 5: That's pretty rude. I would at least go back to, well,
Speaker 5: maybe they didn't have a car. Did you have to
Speaker 5: break them up?
Speaker 15: Well, we were sus got to stood there for about
Speaker 15: seconds and I'll just hit the unlock button and.
Speaker 2: The lure you into our fresco Into course.
Speaker 1: Back in my heyday, yeah, absolutely, I was. Do you
Speaker 1: ever own a bonnet of a car in an alleyway?
Speaker 10: Like?
Speaker 5: We were more like beach, go to.
Speaker 1: The beach and yeah on holidays when it's dark as well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, why it turns you on to beach car?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Wait into seventy kilos it's hose on the hood. All right,
Speaker 2: here we go, made Amy's go your questions?
Speaker 3: Good luck?
Speaker 5: Oh gosh, Daniel. Question number one, what is fem fresh
Speaker 5: used for?
Speaker 17: I'm going to say a genital planers?
Speaker 3: Genital? What?
Speaker 5: A genital what?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a feminine hygiene product used on the minge.
Speaker 3: To many women use it on their minge.
Speaker 1: I remember my mum buying it for me when I
Speaker 1: was a teenager. I don't think you need it, but
Speaker 1: I do know women who use it. Yeah, it's just
Speaker 1: it's so it doesn't disrupt the pH balance down there
Speaker 1: like a.
Speaker 5: Normal You're not no, because she thought she was doing
Speaker 5: the right thing.
Speaker 1: It's actually meant to be really good for them for
Speaker 1: the downstairs undercarriage.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 1: Question number two, Daniel, which animal is on the logo
Speaker 1: for Peter Alexander pajamas?
Speaker 3: Yay, you got two so far? One more to go.
Speaker 1: Here at the cosmetics store, Mecha, where would you find
Speaker 1: the mini travel sized products product?
Speaker 5: Not behind at the counter.
Speaker 3: At the checkout.
Speaker 12: No, it's like in the lead up to so behind
Speaker 12: the counter in correct.
Speaker 3: Gotcha?
Speaker 2: All right, hey mate, you got too though. You're doing
Speaker 2: really well. All right, Lauren, here we go. Good luck
Speaker 2: finish the name of this popular men's fashion brand. Okay,
Speaker 2: Rod and.
Speaker 13: Rod and started eh.
Speaker 2: No roten no rot a, No, it's Rod and Gun
Speaker 2: roding Gun.
Speaker 3: We're good. We've got another one here.
Speaker 2: A HET's tool is commonly known by what name hext tool.
Speaker 2: You won't use it to put together stuff you've bought
Speaker 2: from Yeah, okayre.
Speaker 13: Like like a screw to screw am like it's an
Speaker 13: Alan and Alan.
Speaker 3: Ch Lauren, al right, here's another one.
Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure the.
Speaker 3: The Boys with Sorry Lauren.
Speaker 14: Sorry, the Boys We dream Talk Ship Fight single night.
Speaker 3: Yeah the Boy Yeah, the Boys I love.
Speaker 5: Gets into every morning.
Speaker 2: Well one of the guys with, Hey, Daniel, you're going
Speaker 2: to see Robbie Williams mate on his Britpop.
Speaker 3: Australian tool coming to Australia.
Speaker 5: Do that, b Boys?
Speaker 3: Yeah the Boy We dream Talk, Ship Fight sing all night.
Speaker 2: Yeah the Boys Son now at Frontier Tourings dot Com.
Speaker 3: Congrats Daniel.
Speaker 2: All right, we'll play Trady versus Lady again tomorrow and Mikey.
Speaker 1: Men, the men of Australia are turning to unusual places
Speaker 1: for relationship advice.
Speaker 5: I bet you can't guess.
Speaker 1: Where relationship Yes, all right, it's not LinkedIn, where a
Speaker 1: lot of other people go LinkedIn.
Speaker 3: You've got a LinkedIn.
Speaker 1: I actually started a LinkedIn a few years ago and
Speaker 1: I think I've checked it maybe once in the last.
Speaker 5: Three years.
Speaker 3: This is the worst of the worst.
Speaker 5: Just random men follow me.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, No, people try and use it to
Speaker 3: pick up but it's not LinkedIn. It's not LinkedIn.
Speaker 2: No, we'll find out where next There I am. You're
Speaker 2: on Kiss Breakfast, Mikey and Amy Drug.
Speaker 3: Good morning.
Speaker 5: So apparently there is a male life onliness epidemic.
Speaker 3: I know you're laughing at that.
Speaker 5: Can we have some violin music? Like, honestly, well, who's.
Speaker 3: Coming up with this stat There are men that are lonely, sure,
Speaker 3: but there's.
Speaker 5: Always been men that are lonely.
Speaker 1: Like calling it an epidemic sounds like I don't know,
Speaker 1: some COVID strain or something. But apparently men are seeking
Speaker 1: relationship advice from It's not librarians or people on LinkedIn,
Speaker 1: only fans models.
Speaker 3: So after relationship.
Speaker 5: I don't think they are either. So there's this.
Speaker 1: Retired retired retired OnlyFans model Lucy Blank blanc Blanc has
Speaker 1: shared how much of her time she spent just chatting
Speaker 1: to men about their problems. Apparently the majority of the
Speaker 1: one hundred messages she received today were from men just
Speaker 1: looking for help.
Speaker 3: Well, they didn't want to see get a kid off
Speaker 3: or anything.
Speaker 1: I mean, it probably helped that she was offering advice
Speaker 1: with her tits out right, that would make sense, so like, listen,
Speaker 1: I'm really lonely, help me get a girlfriend. But while
Speaker 1: you're there, just remove your bra and underpairs.
Speaker 3: It would help for the therapy, just to make the
Speaker 3: guy feel wanted.
Speaker 1: Well okay, so she's rebutting at that and said many
Speaker 1: didn't even want to pay for pictures of videos, but
Speaker 1: they would pay over.
Speaker 5: One hundred dollars just to chat to her, just to
Speaker 5: have a talk. That is so wild, but it did.
Speaker 5: It does remind me of a story.
Speaker 1: And this is so wild and I don't I know
Speaker 1: she's not listening, so I won't get in trouble.
Speaker 5: But I have a girlfriend.
Speaker 1: She lives in another state, and she was chatting to
Speaker 1: a guy online. He lived overseas in the States, and
Speaker 1: they were chatting and it was all like hunky dory.
Speaker 1: She was single, he was obviously single as well, and
Speaker 1: then he started suggesting some he must have this weird
Speaker 1: kink and it's it's called we've recently well not recently
Speaker 1: because he's happened a few years ago, but we've since
Speaker 1: found out that it's called findom right, and it's where
Speaker 1: men like to essentially be.
Speaker 5: Like yepperd with.
Speaker 1: Insults and they pay so that it's like financial abuse.
Speaker 5: So basically, yeah, you got to google it form google findom.
Speaker 1: So basically he was like, you know, if you could
Speaker 1: just like insult me and then like call me names
Speaker 1: and stuff, and then he would.
Speaker 5: He used to PayPal her two hundred and.
Speaker 1: Fifty dollars us D and she called his bluff the
Speaker 1: first time and he did it straight away, and so
Speaker 1: then she ended up getting like thirteen grand out of
Speaker 1: the Yeah, because it became this real thing, like she'd
Speaker 1: get on she'd be like you worthless piece of ye
Speaker 1: you know, what are you going to do?
Speaker 5: What have you done today? Transfer me some money? That's
Speaker 5: all you're good for. And it was like that's how
Speaker 5: he got off.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I get that. You know what is problem?
Speaker 5: You get that?
Speaker 2: Well, I reckon, we should give it a go. Let's
Speaker 2: pretend here's one hundred dollars, give it to me.
Speaker 5: You were me to give you one hundred dollars.
Speaker 3: No, I want you to find on me. I've I've
Speaker 3: just transferred you one hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: All right, Oh okay, you pathetic loser, no wonder, No
Speaker 1: one wants to date you with your tiny pecker over
Speaker 1: there and your recessed chin. What have you got to
Speaker 1: offer any woman?
Speaker 15: You use.
Speaker 10: Real thoughts.
Speaker 3: I kind of like it.
Speaker 1: And then he goes, oh, and who knows what he's
Speaker 1: doing is over there with his thing in his hand
Speaker 1: and then transferring money.
Speaker 3: You know why.
Speaker 1: This went on for a year with her, and she
Speaker 1: was like, this is the weirdest thing I've ever been
Speaker 1: involved in, but I'm.
Speaker 10: Here for it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, why not, right? Or she's going to do is
Speaker 3: insult him?
Speaker 5: Never met him? Never like nothing.
Speaker 3: Guys do like weird shit. Well, we like hard to get.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so if you're calling me a pathetic loser piece
Speaker 2: of crab, never get a girlfriend word?
Speaker 3: You said, Yeah, it's like I want.
Speaker 5: A more Oh my God. And then do you also
Speaker 5: want to just give me all of your savings?
Speaker 3: Yeah, suddenly it's very strange.
Speaker 5: Maybe you're into it. It's like a beauty s M
Speaker 5: style of Kings.
Speaker 12: It's looked it up on the FINDOM stands for financial
Speaker 12: domination where they abuse. Yeah, they pay for someone to
Speaker 12: dominate them and they're the submissive normally people who are
Speaker 12: like quite dominant in their real life.
Speaker 5: Yes, it's always, they say.
Speaker 1: It's always like CEOs or like really yeah, dominated like
Speaker 1: dominating people.
Speaker 3: They're really power, yes.
Speaker 2: And they want to be like you know, they want
Speaker 2: some chick in the bedroom light tread on their balls
Speaker 2: or whatever you tell them.
Speaker 3: They're a worthless piece. Yes, I think I'm kind of
Speaker 3: into it. I understand because you.
Speaker 5: Think you're dominant in the workforce.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, I just want to be held abuse. If
Speaker 2: you're in the find, you can call us and you'll
Speaker 2: give it to you and wow, don't you give it to.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I won't hold back, and then you can
Speaker 5: PayPal me.
Speaker 3: Right time for the birthday wheel.
Speaker 5: What is it?
Speaker 3: The eleventh of August? Happy birthday today?
Speaker 2: If it's your birthday, call us up thirteen one oh
Speaker 2: six five you'll get to spin our wheel. You will
Speaker 2: win a prize. Thirteen one oh six five. If it's
Speaker 2: your birthday, let's do it. You're on Kiss Breakfast with
Speaker 2: Mikey and Amy Gerrard.
Speaker 3: It's my birthday. It's all right.
Speaker 2: You're on Kiss Breakfast Mikey Amy drud doing the birthday
Speaker 2: wheel right now for the eleventh of August.
Speaker 1: Happy birthday, Happy birthday, and Happy birthday to Chris Hemsworth.
Speaker 5: He are a bit of a hotty. He's forty three today.
Speaker 3: You find him hot?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I wouldn't kick him out of bed. Joe Rogan
Speaker 5: fifty nine years old today.
Speaker 3: Oh man, biggest podcaster in the world. You're either into
Speaker 3: it or you're not. You ever got into Joe Rogan?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 1: No, really your demo right not like yeah and whole
Speaker 1: Hogan would have been seventy three years old today.
Speaker 3: This is what he used to come out to thank
Speaker 3: the race every man.
Speaker 5: Suan's nodding like you recommend you're into it.
Speaker 3: Yeah he was.
Speaker 10: He was the reason that well wrestling became so big.
Speaker 1: I was always like, I remember watching it being so flawed,
Speaker 1: and then I was always told it's all fake.
Speaker 3: No, it's real. Isn't it.
Speaker 9: You can't tell them that it's fake. Even though they
Speaker 9: know it's fake, they get real angry.
Speaker 1: It still looks very dramatic and it's still athletic in
Speaker 1: a way, right, and they still get hurts.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but it is.
Speaker 9: But the outcome has already been predicted before they go
Speaker 9: into the ring, so they already know who's going to win.
Speaker 3: Really so literally just acting.
Speaker 5: They're actors.
Speaker 3: Yeah good, we're like stunt actors.
Speaker 9: They find out on the day. So when they turn
Speaker 9: up to the arena, I don't know that. Turn up
Speaker 9: to the arena, you know, the big boss will say,
Speaker 9: you're going to win.
Speaker 5: Just go wrong.
Speaker 3: Exactly two else?
Speaker 5: All right, so no, not else? Add the rug Rats
Speaker 5: do the rug rat?
Speaker 17: Yeah?
Speaker 3: One on this Nickelodeon, wasn't it? Yeah?
Speaker 5: On Channel two?
Speaker 3: My parents they still call of that channel to tonight.
Speaker 1: The movie Step Up came out came out in two
Speaker 1: thousand and six, and the song Heysoul's Sister by Train
Speaker 1: dropped in two thousand and like sister, Well.
Speaker 3: Happy birthday to all of them whose birthday? All of
Speaker 3: those people and shows and stuff? Miranda, Oh.
Speaker 11: Thank you?
Speaker 5: How old are you turning?
Speaker 18: Thirty three?
Speaker 5: Are you doing anything special this weekend?
Speaker 18: I've got today off. I haven't worked on my birthday
Speaker 18: for the last three years.
Speaker 5: I actually love this. Do you actually put in for
Speaker 5: like an annual leave day?
Speaker 19: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Very clever.
Speaker 3: Are you outrageous?
Speaker 5: It's not outrageous. That's self care, self care. It's self care.
Speaker 5: You're going for a massage or a nice lunch or anything.
Speaker 18: I'm then a pond bath house.
Speaker 5: Oh heaven?
Speaker 3: Is that like then? Like full blown spar kind of stuff.
Speaker 5: It'll be like a swarm place.
Speaker 18: Yeah, like a red sawner meditation station, like thermial pool.
Speaker 5: Yeah, ice bath? Is there an ice bath in there
Speaker 5: as well?
Speaker 18: Very sad.
Speaker 11: I won't be going he.
Speaker 5: Stick to give that one a miss.
Speaker 3: Have you tried the meditation amy?
Speaker 5: I try. I struggle with meditation. My brain doesn't know
Speaker 5: how to switch off. No, I just can't think itake that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, now that's just taking prescription medicine. That's not meditator. Hey,
Speaker 3: I like the palm is here, let's beIN that.
Speaker 5: Weird thank you.
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 6: Number thirteen, Number thirteen. I was listening to this person
Speaker 6: in the shower this morning. You've want to double fust
Speaker 6: to see Delta, good room on her biggest tool.
Speaker 10: Yeah, in the shower.
Speaker 6: Yeah, the Pure World to April twenty twenty seven. Tickets
Speaker 6: at TG live dot com dot au.
Speaker 3: Let's talk through that so much? Why the shower? Who
Speaker 3: has a shower before breakfast radio?
Speaker 6: To begin with, I have a shower at work in
Speaker 6: this building, and I listened to Kiss in the shower
Speaker 6: and Kiss we're playing Delta.
Speaker 5: There's a shower in this building.
Speaker 10: Yes, it's in the basement. It's really nice shower here.
Speaker 10: They have towels.
Speaker 20: Straight.
Speaker 5: It's like a hotel.
Speaker 10: Yeah, it's really like a luxury gym.
Speaker 3: It's just not like a gay bath house kind of thing.
Speaker 6: Brad the music director is usually in there at the
Speaker 6: same time as me, But we don't see each other
Speaker 6: names and soap each other up.
Speaker 3: No, we don't both showering at w while there.
Speaker 12: Alec was showering up here in the disabled bathroom where
Speaker 12: everyone does their morning dumb.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and he just had like his towel in the corner.
Speaker 5: UN's like, whose towel? Like, I don't understand why he
Speaker 5: does it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, can you explain why you shower at work not
Speaker 3: at home?
Speaker 10: Because the bus comes.
Speaker 6: When the bus comes you neither wake up ten minutes
Speaker 6: before that or half an hour before that another shower,
Speaker 6: or just shower at work and wake up.
Speaker 3: Later, or not shower and shower when you get home.
Speaker 5: I don't like doing that.
Speaker 1: Do you shower at nighttime? Oh, that's discussing in the morning. No,
Speaker 1: but you are getting into bed with all of the
Speaker 1: day's germs on you. You shower right before bed, so
Speaker 1: you get into bed and you're only in your sheet,
Speaker 1: so you're nice and clean, and then you don't have
Speaker 1: to shower in.
Speaker 10: The morning, and you're coming to work with all the
Speaker 10: night sweat on you.
Speaker 3: So yeah, it's cleaner because she's nine with you. I
Speaker 3: shower and ask a question.
Speaker 1: Am I actually would shower twice a day, but I
Speaker 1: don't have time in the morning.
Speaker 2: If you are going to bed with your partner and
Speaker 2: he gets into bed already and you go and shower, yeah,
Speaker 2: does that mean we're not getting it on.
Speaker 5: By the time I have had a shower and done,
Speaker 5: all my skin cares asleep.
Speaker 2: I thought that, Yeah, I'm onto you with that tricky
Speaker 2: Miranda to pick our song.
Speaker 3: Can we get it back?
Speaker 13: Oh?
Speaker 5: Yeah, she's gone for Miranda.
Speaker 3: Come on, Chelsea sorry, Maranda, all right, we've got to
Speaker 3: carry over. Everyone's given me shit for this song. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I love it. It reminds me of my first Thailand trip.
Speaker 5: Yeah, in the gay bars.
Speaker 3: No, it was a contigue was going off when I yeah,
Speaker 3: terrible right over? What are you picked?
Speaker 1: I've got to know we're throwing it back to the
Speaker 1: fujis with killing me softly yawns.
Speaker 3: All right, Miranda, what's.
Speaker 21: It going to be?
Speaker 18: I've got to go with you because that's just an
Speaker 18: eighteen like, that's eighteen year old me.
Speaker 3: Switch house Mafia, Yeah, and was you?
Speaker 8: Thank you?
Speaker 3: All right, we're going to play now. It's all right, Amy.
Speaker 3: That means you won't hear it again?
Speaker 5: Great, right, okay, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: First calls, anything on your mind this morning? What do
Speaker 3: you want to talk about? Call in thirteen one oh
Speaker 3: six five that sound number. What's going on?
Speaker 2: You heard something in the news, something on the show,
Speaker 2: or something happening in your life and you want to
Speaker 2: chat about it? Thirteen one oh six five for our
Speaker 2: first calls, you are on Kiss Breakfast Mikey Amy Girard
Speaker 2: at nineteen to seven, who's any who's got an Let's
Speaker 2: see who's calling in for first calls on thirteen one
Speaker 2: oh six five.
Speaker 3: Hey Joseph, Hey Joseph.
Speaker 13: Hey, how's it going?
Speaker 3: God mate? What up?
Speaker 15: I just wanted to comment on the best time for showering,
Speaker 15: and for me it's the morning.
Speaker 3: We just had.
Speaker 2: Weirdly showering here at work, so we got like crow,
Speaker 2: Now we've got like showers downstairs, do we?
Speaker 14: Yeah?
Speaker 12: So where we park in the underground car park and
Speaker 12: there are showers in the bathrooms there and they're actually
Speaker 12: quite nice.
Speaker 5: We provide towels, there's like so body wash. Yeah, was
Speaker 5: on the wall in the shower.
Speaker 3: It's still bloody weird though, like coming to work getting
Speaker 3: The only one.
Speaker 12: That's acceptable is if you're someone who like rides your
Speaker 12: bike to work, like pushbike, or you go for a run.
Speaker 5: In the morning or to the gym. What do you
Speaker 5: do during the day, Joseph. I work for the council right,
Speaker 5: a desk job.
Speaker 13: No, I'm outside every day so but even then it
Speaker 13: has to be morning.
Speaker 11: I have to start work fresh.
Speaker 5: Yeah. But are you showering at night time as well?
Speaker 3: Not really, no, Joseph.
Speaker 5: Why are you sweaty and smell you from the day,
Speaker 5: don't you?
Speaker 13: But my wife doesn't care.
Speaker 3: I'm with you, Amy, You shower at night, get all
Speaker 3: the filth of the day off your ron.
Speaker 1: My husband literally will walk in from work and say
Speaker 1: hello and then go straight up to the shower.
Speaker 5: And he's a death job guy. But it's like when
Speaker 5: you've been on your fee and you probably I don't.
Speaker 1: Know, high stressful situations, you get a bit sweaty and stuff.
Speaker 5: He has to have a shower as soon as he
Speaker 5: gets in the door. My shower is the last thing I.
Speaker 2: Do right before I get into it having sex with
Speaker 2: your pop. No, not always, but you got to You
Speaker 2: gotta shower in the morning, Joseph, Yes, have to.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't start the day without it. Does anyone
Speaker 3: else do you shower in the morning?
Speaker 10: I agree with Joseph. I need a shower at night
Speaker 10: and in the morning.
Speaker 5: Okay, but yeah, so at least you're showering at night
Speaker 5: as well.
Speaker 9: Yeah, and in the one in the morning is more
Speaker 9: so so that I can wake up because my drive
Speaker 9: in is quite long.
Speaker 3: So yeah, what time you get two thirty?
Speaker 4: Oh, Sean hurts?
Speaker 5: Yeah, how long is to drive in?
Speaker 20: About it?
Speaker 3: How?
Speaker 10: Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Just bloody move down the basement. There's a free shower,
Speaker 3: a free show.
Speaker 10: Just sleep here.
Speaker 2: Does anyone else on our team here shower in the morning,
Speaker 2: you all start, Sean, I'm I'm on.
Speaker 5: Board with the shower in the morning. When I'm not
Speaker 5: on board with it? Does anyone here not shower at night?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Everyone showers. It the thing. You get up early as well,
Speaker 3: and you shower in the morning.
Speaker 20: Yeah.
Speaker 14: And again it's to wake up mostly and Dad was
Speaker 14: just a purely wakening.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of I think it's a boy thing.
Speaker 1: That's ten minutes of like sleep time you're missing out on.
Speaker 5: You know what I do to wake up every morning?
Speaker 5: Old Ward?
Speaker 3: I dropped in. Yeah, your eyes be trying that.
Speaker 5: No, it just wakes your eyes up.
Speaker 3: Yeah. You can splash water over your face.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I just dry rushing and cold water on my face.
Speaker 5: That's it.
Speaker 3: I have a coffee as I'm getting ready.
Speaker 5: You should trow Yeah, No, I'm not that organized. All right, Linda,
Speaker 5: Good morning morning, Linda.
Speaker 3: What do you want to talk about?
Speaker 18: What I want to talk about?
Speaker 13: This body in the bad story.
Speaker 11: This is the most crazy story.
Speaker 3: So Sean Fraser in our news room.
Speaker 2: If you haven't heard a story coming out in New
Speaker 2: South Wales where they thought it was a body, but
Speaker 2: it was a that's right.
Speaker 9: Yeah, there was what they thought was a body in
Speaker 9: a suitcase next to the road south of Golden in
Speaker 9: New South Wales, and you know, police did this big investigation.
Speaker 10: They said, look, you know, it could be a potential
Speaker 10: murder or whatever.
Speaker 9: And then they've had a look yesterday again and gone, oh,
Speaker 9: hang on, not human actually, just the doll doll.
Speaker 1: I still can't get over the fact that they didn't
Speaker 1: even check before alerting media to a decomposing body.
Speaker 3: It's a good story though it was a little Linda,
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 15: Like dollsu you have like some sort of smell of
Speaker 15: the decomposing body. It's like a bad smell.
Speaker 2: Yeah, But we were looking at them earlier, Linda, and
Speaker 2: it's not like the old school, you know, we laugh
Speaker 2: at the blow up doll with a big mouth and everything.
Speaker 3: These new dolls, I don't wait here.
Speaker 5: We had a sex doll at work here for a while.
Speaker 5: And the skin is it's very obvious. It's a doult.
Speaker 12: Even though the facially it's like they're better, it's still
Speaker 12: I don't see how they confused them.
Speaker 5: In all honesty.
Speaker 3: Maybe it was like that CoP's first day or something.
Speaker 12: Maybe they just like saw it and jumped off and thought,
Speaker 12: I'm not looking at this anymore, you know.
Speaker 14: Yeah, and so back in that the doll smelt like Latex.
Speaker 3: It had that rubber smell. That's not what a body.
Speaker 5: Would not like, not a decomposing one at that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Hey, Linda, you got a partner?
Speaker 2: Ah?
Speaker 8: Yes, I have a husband yet, right, how would.
Speaker 2: You feel if your husband was getting it on with
Speaker 2: a lifelike Latex sex doll?
Speaker 18: Whatever?
Speaker 15: You go to sleep?
Speaker 5: Relate?
Speaker 2: Ten to seven's the time right now, crow At. Now,
Speaker 2: it's going to hit a celebrity gossip coming up for us.
Speaker 2: What are we going to hear about?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 12: So, which celebrity, after seven years of being sober, has
Speaker 12: just admitted he's off the wagon?
Speaker 5: I'll tell you next celebrity news You like that?
Speaker 3: Guard now, crow At that? What are you following?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 12: You know Travis Barker, the drummer from Blink one two?
Speaker 12: Is it one eight to one eighty two? Sean So
Speaker 12: the drummer from Blink one eighty two, he's also Courtney
Speaker 12: Kardashian's husband. So if he didn't know back in two
Speaker 12: thousand and eight, he was actually in a plane crash.
Speaker 5: That killed four of the six people on board.
Speaker 12: He survived, but he had to like jump out of
Speaker 12: the plane while his body was on fire. He stuff
Speaker 12: burns to like eighty five percent of his body. Yeah,
Speaker 12: so what happened is this jet overran the runway during takeoff,
Speaker 12: went through the airport barriers, and crossed a five lane
Speaker 12: highway and burst into flames. So it was like a
Speaker 12: really horrific accident and it nearly took his life as well.
Speaker 12: So after that incident, he actually didn't fly for thirteen
Speaker 12: years until twenty twenty one when he flew eventually with Courtney,
Speaker 12: his now wife, and he wrote a caption on Instagram
Speaker 12: and going with you anything is possible because he was
Speaker 12: too scared to get on a plane again before.
Speaker 5: I don't think I would ever get on a plane
Speaker 5: if I survived a plane crash.
Speaker 12: Certain people though, had a really bad car accident or
Speaker 12: lost their like a family member in a car accident,
Speaker 12: and I know people who've never driven.
Speaker 2: But statistically, if you survived one plane crash, chances of
Speaker 2: you getting into another plane crash would be very.
Speaker 5: Sed PTSD, I think.
Speaker 12: But anyway, so Travis was on Jay Shetty's podcast and
Speaker 12: actually recounts what happened on that plane crush day.
Speaker 5: Take a listen.
Speaker 21: I had self medicated like I always do right before
Speaker 21: the flight. Was kind of just waiting for takeoff. And
Speaker 21: then we take off. There's like just a huge loud
Speaker 21: noise that sounded like gunshots, and the plane spirals out
Speaker 21: of control. We take off, but there's like smoke filling
Speaker 21: our cabin. We're going up, we're going down, and we're
Speaker 21: hitting the runway and there's full fire in the cabin.
Speaker 21: By then, I was just waiting for lights out. I
Speaker 21: was like, this is really happening. I just couldn't believe it.
Speaker 21: My biggest fear is like happening. By this time, I
Speaker 21: can't even see in front of me. We keep going
Speaker 21: up in the air, and then we finally go down
Speaker 21: one last time and we hit an embankment and I'm
Speaker 21: still awake, and I open the emergency exit. I jump
Speaker 21: right into the jet that's where all the fuel is.
Speaker 21: My whole body catches fire. After I don't know how
Speaker 21: many feet of running a long time, I just hear
Speaker 21: someone go stop drop and roll, which I never thought
Speaker 21: about once, and I stop dropping, roll, a few I
Speaker 21: don't know, a few minutes later the plane blows up
Speaker 21: and then it's you know, being taken to a burn
Speaker 21: center in six months in a bron center.
Speaker 5: Ah, that is just so hectic.
Speaker 1: So he's just jumped out of the plane and we're
Speaker 1: the four other people essentially still in it.
Speaker 12: Yeah, And I mean, like he said, he's self medicated before,
Speaker 12: so I'm assuming like a volleym or something, so he's
Speaker 12: probably slightly out of it, but he's right.
Speaker 5: In the stop, drop and roll.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't even think about that in that moment, like
Speaker 1: not even cross my brain. I'd be fro because you now,
Speaker 1: they say there's fight or flight.
Speaker 5: There's actually three. There's fight, flight, or freeze.
Speaker 12: And I've been in the yeah, so I don't know
Speaker 12: why they only ever refer to fight or flight and
Speaker 12: you either go into one of the three responses. Were
Speaker 12: in bad situation, I'm freeze in any scary situation I've
Speaker 12: been in before, Like even when my was choking and
Speaker 12: like almost like was dying in front of me, I
Speaker 12: just froze and.
Speaker 5: I can't do anything. So in that situation, I'd probably
Speaker 5: just sit on the plane.
Speaker 3: And not know what to do. So like, God, go
Speaker 3: a flight. Yeah that's what you want? You won flight?
Speaker 5: You Well, yeah, you do?
Speaker 1: You want to just jump into I didn't know what
Speaker 1: I was. I remember my son was choking once and
Speaker 1: I went I yet know. I went straight into fight
Speaker 1: mode and I did the heim lick and everything like
Speaker 1: I would. I always thought I would freeze as well.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I didn't.
Speaker 3: Maybe that's the mother, Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 12: Also, Brad Pitt has admitted he's no longer sober after
Speaker 12: seven years. So you might actually remember his divorce which
Speaker 12: happened eight years ago with Sorry that lasted for eight
Speaker 12: years with Angelina Jolie. Kind of all stemmed from this
Speaker 12: incident on a plane where Brad Pitt was intoxicated and
Speaker 12: got physical and physically and verbally abusive toward Angelina and
Speaker 12: their children.
Speaker 5: So that kind of I think was the catalyst that
Speaker 5: led to their divorce.
Speaker 12: He then went sober after that, he went to alcoholics anonymous,
Speaker 12: but now he's spoken to Esquire in a new interview
Speaker 12: and said he's back off the wagon. However, he did
Speaker 12: say he's trying to drink in a more balanced and
Speaker 12: restrained manner. He said, I got over over confident a
Speaker 12: couple of times went and then went, yep, no, it's
Speaker 12: not good for me, not in big quantity.
Speaker 5: So he said, I can have a few, but I
Speaker 5: can't have a lot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, which is what I always say.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I understand, and people are like cool with
Speaker 2: good disease, like I can moderate. Like last night, I
Speaker 2: had a beer, yes, and I had one and a
Speaker 2: half glasses of wine. I didn't down a bottle of vodka.
Speaker 5: I had one glass of red last night.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can do that.
Speaker 5: Oh No, I drink to get drunk.
Speaker 3: That's a you problem. So you can't just have one.
Speaker 5: No, I just don't to the point, do you know?
Speaker 12: I can have one, but I would rather have a
Speaker 12: coke zero than have a wine like with you know,
Speaker 12: even if I'm having steak, like at home.
Speaker 5: If I'm at a really nice restaurant, that's different.
Speaker 12: But if I'm just at home in a week night,
Speaker 12: like I'm not having passed through, I go, oh, I
Speaker 12: have to have a white wine.
Speaker 16: I do.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I have a fish or something.
Speaker 21: Why.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 12: Mostly I'm drinking for a purpose, and that purpose is
Speaker 12: to lose myself.
Speaker 5: So what about when we black.
Speaker 2: Out we all went out for lunch, you know before
Speaker 2: Amy started here. Yes, a bit of a team building exercise.
Speaker 2: You you didn't drink that dough or you had one?
Speaker 12: You're like, had one at lunch, got home, got annihilated.
Speaker 12: I just would much rather be drunk with my partner
Speaker 12: than any of you.
Speaker 5: Yeah circle, all.
Speaker 3: Right, three past seven.
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Speaker 3: It's illegal not to do it. Apparently it's like legal
Speaker 3: Sean Fraser.
Speaker 10: Yeah, you get fined if you ain't doing it, so
Speaker 10: you got to do it.
Speaker 2: I'm wondering because my girlfriend's staying at mine tonight, so
Speaker 2: if we're going to do it together.
Speaker 5: Isn't that thank you?
Speaker 3: Because why did you.
Speaker 5: Just do the gay hand?
Speaker 3: I don't?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, okay, the thing is because she's in my house.
Speaker 2: We have to answer it for each other. It's like
Speaker 2: we're already living together.
Speaker 5: Testing their waters, so.
Speaker 3: It would be really hot when we do it together.
Speaker 5: Yeah, break together?
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Speaker 5: Hey, just quickly quite now? You did it online? How
Speaker 5: long does it take?
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Speaker 5: Should we answer as we go?
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's see.
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Speaker 3: So have you washed your bed sheets in the last fortnight?
Speaker 4: Umm?
Speaker 3: Thirty six point four percent have said no the last fortnight?
Speaker 3: Who has not washed their bed sheet? Chelsea? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Me, I haven't done anything.
Speaker 3: You haven't either. I mean you live alone, Chelsea does,
Speaker 3: don't you?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 12: Like, no one else is in my bed but also
Speaker 12: in my head, I'm waiting for a really sunny day.
Speaker 3: Right to drive them.
Speaker 1: Also in my head, Ryan and I both get into
Speaker 1: bed freshly showered and clean, so I don't need to do.
Speaker 5: It every two weeks.
Speaker 2: Okay, what about have you read someone else's text messages
Speaker 2: without permission? Will seventy two zero point seven percent say yes, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: without permission?
Speaker 3: That means you're going through someone's phone.
Speaker 1: Everyone who's checked their partner's phone at some point in
Speaker 1: their life without their permission to go through rome I have,
Speaker 1: probably not Ryan's, but maybe in the early days. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if his phone was lying around and he was in
Speaker 1: the shower, I might have had a sneak.
Speaker 3: He literally went through it. Yeah, sue me, No, I
Speaker 3: just I don't know why you'd do that.
Speaker 17: Why not?
Speaker 2: But did you have any suspicion that he was up
Speaker 2: to me? I was just there, right, So it's open,
Speaker 2: So you've got to.
Speaker 5: Have a look.
Speaker 1: Well, it was probably in the early early days of
Speaker 1: our relationship, So yeah, okay.
Speaker 5: What about to be a bit of a pi at
Speaker 5: the start, have you.
Speaker 2: Hooked up with someone from work? At seventy four percent,
Speaker 2: who's hooking up with people who look.
Speaker 5: At Alex the pot.
Speaker 10: I'm in the twenty six percent. I've never done it,
Speaker 10: Chelsea says I should.
Speaker 1: Has Chelsea hooked up with someone from Well, I dated
Speaker 1: my coworker for five years, so.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Crow, you just love the guys never you're all foul.
Speaker 21: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Has there ever been any dude that's worked in radio
Speaker 2: since you have and you've looked at him and got not?
Speaker 3: Even me when we were working.
Speaker 12: We're also we're also surrounded by mostly gay men and
Speaker 12: they're hell.
Speaker 5: But yeah, no, I just I'm not attracted.
Speaker 12: I think if I see them too much every day,
Speaker 12: I'm immediately turned off.
Speaker 5: And I also see how they react in stress. I
Speaker 5: turn off a lot of the time.
Speaker 2: And yeah, hey, I like this one. And people are
Speaker 2: gonna have to admit it. Worn the same undies two
Speaker 2: or more days in a row.
Speaker 5: Oh, well, we know you do that.
Speaker 3: I did it once.
Speaker 5: That you got caught out on you turned your undies
Speaker 5: inside out?
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I hadn't done the washing, so correct. Okay,
Speaker 2: who else here who's wearing their undies?
Speaker 14: It has happened, yeah, right, not often, but sometimes the
Speaker 14: washing cycle gets away from you and you get up
Speaker 14: in the morning and it's four I am, and it's dark,
Speaker 14: and you're like, oh, no.
Speaker 3: Do any chick do this?
Speaker 15: Is it?
Speaker 3: Literally? A guy thinking?
Speaker 1: The only time I would do it is if I
Speaker 1: was on holidays and I was like, also, hadn't had
Speaker 1: my underwear washed or something?
Speaker 5: I would turn them inside out.
Speaker 3: Because I feel like I look in my undie drawer,
Speaker 3: I've got like ten pairs.
Speaker 5: I have like fifty five pairs of underwear?
Speaker 3: You do, right? Why do girls have so many? Hunty?
Speaker 5: Because I like all different styles. I like the big
Speaker 5: bridge at Jones once when I'm on the blob, I
Speaker 5: like the blob, the lacy g strings that need to
Speaker 5: go under sheer dresses.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Anyway, have you ever not showered for forty eight hours
Speaker 3: or more?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Fifty four point five percent? Yes, yeah, crow a nuts,
Speaker 2: I'm laughing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, that's two days.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 12: I went out on a Friday, got really drunk, and
Speaker 12: then was hungover as hell and probably didn't shower till
Speaker 12: like the Sunday night.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, does that count if you're hungover?
Speaker 5: Nah, it doesn't count.
Speaker 3: I want to shower them.
Speaker 12: I hadn't changed my undies maybe in those two maybe
Speaker 12: didn't brush my teeth.
Speaker 2: Also doesn't count if you have a swim. If I
Speaker 2: go in the pool or the ocean, yeah, I count.
Speaker 5: In the ocean as a swim, but not a pool.
Speaker 3: Salt order.
Speaker 5: Salt order. Also, by the way, have you ever been
Speaker 5: camping with no power?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: You can't show, you can't shower, it's really yeah, you
Speaker 5: just swim.
Speaker 3: Okay, here we go, we're getting down to the nitty gritty. No,
Speaker 3: I want to go with this one. Have you ever
Speaker 3: cheated on a partner?
Speaker 5: Zero percent said yes?
Speaker 3: Really, we aren't doing this honestly, guys, pull.
Speaker 5: Out the light detector, amy, No, I've never cheated on
Speaker 5: a partner. Partner Back in my high school days, I
Speaker 5: think I took a guy's number and I was like, oh,
Speaker 5: this is so bad, and I ended up admitting to
Speaker 5: my boyfriend.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so, haven't you really are faithful? Okay? We have
Speaker 3: one more here. Okay, and I really want to know
Speaker 3: who this is. Have you ever had a threesome?
Speaker 2: So thirty six point four percent of said yes, sixty
Speaker 2: four point six No, who is our thirty six point
Speaker 2: four percent who has had a threesome?
Speaker 5: I reckon it's Dan.
Speaker 3: Hello, Oh it's a really Yeah, or is there a
Speaker 3: chick involved? No, haven't Is this common in the gay
Speaker 3: community thing? Uh?
Speaker 14: Yeah, I would say per capita. We're probably doing things
Speaker 14: like that a bit more than.
Speaker 5: Maybe your partner who you're still with.
Speaker 3: Oh, you're going to get me into trouble.
Speaker 14: If I can too many details on this stuff?
Speaker 5: What's it with?
Speaker 3: Your partner has too what? Really? And he's not gay?
Speaker 3: Or you're just yeah, I just walked in.
Speaker 8: What's happening?
Speaker 21: Have you?
Speaker 3: Has he he has?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Two girls?
Speaker 10: Yeah, I've had, well, I've had I've had two. One
Speaker 10: was with I later found out was it with a
Speaker 10: couple who was a male and female?
Speaker 8: I didn't do anything with the guy.
Speaker 3: And one was with two girls. I wouldn't do anything
Speaker 3: with the guy spoken to clue, I mean, yes, we
Speaker 3: weren't part of this. No, you had a threesome? I
Speaker 3: have yep, two guys or no, two girls, A couple,
Speaker 3: a couple. Okay, we've got to talk through this.
Speaker 5: No we don't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we do got details. They want to know the details.
Speaker 5: We do not have to do details.
Speaker 3: Can you give us some So a couple? So you
Speaker 3: were single? Yes? Had a couple approached you?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 3: Was it an old rich couple.
Speaker 5: No, no, my age or maybe a bit older.
Speaker 3: How did it happen?
Speaker 5: I am not telling you anything else?
Speaker 3: Do we want to know more?
Speaker 5: Guys? Look, census is anonymous, so she's given us enough.
Speaker 5: That's right. Was it protecting her here? It wasn't bad.
Speaker 3: Would you do it again?
Speaker 5: Probably?
Speaker 7: Not?
Speaker 5: Well, I'm married now you But what if.
Speaker 2: Ryan wanted to introduce another No? No, well, enjoy the
Speaker 2: censors tonight. The questions won't be as interesting.
Speaker 3: No, they won't as that. All right? You are listening to.
Speaker 2: Kiss Breakfast Mikey and Amy drud We've got a thing
Speaker 2: on bridesmaids coming up.
Speaker 14: Now.
Speaker 5: Are you are two thousand an n twenty six bride?
Speaker 1: You might have too many bridesmaids, so I'm going to
Speaker 1: tell you the perfect number next.
Speaker 3: Right now, Ariana Grande playing for you.
Speaker 2: You're listening to Kiss Breakfast with Mikey and Amy Girard
Speaker 2: who had a threesome.
Speaker 3: Good morning?
Speaker 18: Really, you're not und Yeah?
Speaker 3: Hanging out with Mikey and Amy Gerrard for Chemist Warehouse?
Speaker 3: Good morning?
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So maybe if you're in the car listening along, you
Speaker 1: might be like Crow at Nat potentially looking at planning
Speaker 1: a wedding sometime soon.
Speaker 5: But another one of these.
Speaker 1: Wedding experts, you know, these experts just out themselves.
Speaker 5: How are you a wedding expert?
Speaker 3: Have you married? Heeps?
Speaker 5: Have you been to so many? Have you been married heap? Yeah,
Speaker 5: but this wedding expert has calculated the perfect number of
Speaker 5: bridesmaids to have.
Speaker 1: Okay, So when I got married, I had three bridesmaids.
Speaker 1: I thought that was great. You see a lot of
Speaker 1: these American brides and they have something ridiculous like twelve bridesmaids,
Speaker 1: twelve groomsmen. It looks almost like some sort of play,
Speaker 1: some sort of theater performance.
Speaker 3: So what is this wedding expert?
Speaker 1: Expert says the optimal number of bridesmaids is four?
Speaker 3: Four.
Speaker 1: Yes, So firstly it all comes down to having symmetrical photos, okay,
Speaker 1: but also what you want the four specific roles that
Speaker 1: you want to try to fill a planner. So this
Speaker 1: bride's maid's going to handle all the logistics of very
Speaker 1: type of a friend?
Speaker 3: Would that be, like your maid of honor or whatever
Speaker 3: they got, Yes, well.
Speaker 5: You're made of honor, as you made of honor, like
Speaker 5: that's your best friend or your sister.
Speaker 3: But the planner would be best, wouldn't they It would be.
Speaker 5: But you don't get to pick your type bid.
Speaker 1: Then you need a caretaker. So it comes with a
Speaker 1: bag prepared for all eventualities.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like a mom figure kind of thing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like they're.
Speaker 1: Packing the you know, the band aids and the cushion
Speaker 1: heels for your toes and the neurofen and all that
Speaker 1: kind of stuff. Then a beautician, so yeah, a beauticians.
Speaker 1: Well somebody who's going to take be one step ahead
Speaker 1: of your appearance. So when you need a top up
Speaker 1: of your lipstick, or if your curls too curly, someone's
Speaker 1: fluffing your train, all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 5: And then the all knowing all seen.
Speaker 1: This person knows everything about the bride, is comfortable with
Speaker 1: nudity and bodily function.
Speaker 5: So I think this person's going to be taking the
Speaker 5: bride to the toilet.
Speaker 3: Okay, so how many did you have? Three?
Speaker 1: I had three, and I kind of did have a
Speaker 1: type A bridesmaid. She wasn't my maid of honor though,
Speaker 1: so my maid of honor was my best friend. She's
Speaker 1: very chilled, very easy going, laid back. The bridesmaid underneath
Speaker 1: that was the type A planner and so she actually
Speaker 1: kind of took over everything.
Speaker 5: She dominated.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she organized majority of it, bigger personality.
Speaker 5: And then there was another bridesmaid who.
Speaker 3: Just showed up on the day, well just sort of
Speaker 3: rocked in.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but it kind of all worked.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well that's what you need in three seems about right.
Speaker 2: Thirty one oh six five. By the way, if you've
Speaker 2: got to comment on these.
Speaker 5: Yeah, are you gonna have bridesmaids at your wedding night? Yeah?
Speaker 12: I'm torn though, between one, like just my sister, yes,
Speaker 12: because as soon as you start with friends, it becomes
Speaker 12: harder to pick and you go, do I go on
Speaker 12: length of friendship or closeness at the time, because they're
Speaker 12: two different things. Well, so yeah, I could go one,
Speaker 12: or I could go like four or five.
Speaker 3: Oh fun, No too many?
Speaker 2: You know what, I've noticed everyone that got married that
Speaker 2: I've been to many weddings, always the wedding attendee, never
Speaker 2: the never the bride. But people that got married first,
Speaker 2: like in their early twenties.
Speaker 3: Seven we have like eight.
Speaker 2: So this photo's been all the boys standing there, right,
Speaker 2: eight groomsman and against smaller and smaller and smaller.
Speaker 12: You know what, though, I've only ever been a bridesmaid
Speaker 12: once and it was for my sister.
Speaker 5: I was made of honor.
Speaker 12: You spend majority of the day with your bridesmaids, so
Speaker 12: it kind of makes sense that you have more people
Speaker 12: because otherwise you just hanging out with one personal day
Speaker 12: morning getting ready, there's all you're with all the bridesmaids.
Speaker 12: In between the wedding and the reception, the bridesmaids hang out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know what you mean, but like you just
Speaker 2: don't need that many and as you get older, your
Speaker 2: friends drop off, Like I'll be lucky to find one.
Speaker 5: How many times have you been a groomsman?
Speaker 3: Oh? Twice? I think? Oh yeah, I was the best
Speaker 3: man at a wedding recently and that was small.
Speaker 5: I have to say a speech.
Speaker 3: I did, but I'm good at that as shit. Y. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I've m seed many a wedding too. I bet you have, Amy, I.
Speaker 5: Have a wedding. Actually, yeah, either of you want to
Speaker 5: MC my wedding.
Speaker 12: Oh, I'll make your audition though, Like you don't just
Speaker 12: get the job and it's for free.
Speaker 3: I'm not paying it, so you're going to like put
Speaker 3: us against each other.
Speaker 5: No, I'd rather just come yes, Okay, you know what
Speaker 5: to try out? Are you sure?
Speaker 2: I stopped doing it because you take on the responsibility
Speaker 2: and you can't drink, and everyone comes to you as
Speaker 2: if you're organizing it.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm just no.
Speaker 5: You're supposed to know all the housekeeping stuff as EMPC.
Speaker 5: That is putty job. Like I don't know where the toiletted.
Speaker 3: I'll do it now if I can do it drunk.
Speaker 5: Nah, you're not even coming then when you drunk at
Speaker 5: my wedding.
Speaker 2: All right, I'm still to come. We've got the latest
Speaker 2: celebt using fact with cright now. That's coming up in
Speaker 2: just a moment. What are we going to hear.
Speaker 12: About another burglary for Kim Kardashian, this time not as
Speaker 12: intense as the Paris one, But I'll tell you what
Speaker 12: happened next.
Speaker 2: All right, you're on Kiss Breakfast Mikey Amy Gerard Tuesday.
Speaker 3: Good morning.
Speaker 4: Celebrity news.
Speaker 3: Oh you like that guard? Yeah? Thanks, Sean. Let's go
Speaker 3: to crow outing that with a hit of celebrity news.
Speaker 3: What's going on?
Speaker 12: So Dylan Sprouse, we've been speaking about him affairbul lately
Speaker 12: he's doing the rounds doing some interviews.
Speaker 5: So he's from Sweet Life of Zack and Cody.
Speaker 12: He's got the identical twin brother, Cole Sprouse. He was
Speaker 12: also the little boy in Big Daddy with Adam Sandler.
Speaker 12: He's also married to a very hot Victoria's Secret model,
Speaker 12: Barbara Palvin. So he was talking about the reason he
Speaker 12: decided to stop smoking, and it wasn't because of the cost,
Speaker 12: or the social stigma or the health elementsons.
Speaker 5: It was actually something strange.
Speaker 12: So he was on a podcast recently and he said
Speaker 12: he was at this event when one of his heroes
Speaker 12: came up to him and it's this American filmmaker named
Speaker 12: David Lynch.
Speaker 5: I haven't heard of him, but he's known for the
Speaker 5: movie Elephant Man.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 5: Apparently this David Lynch.
Speaker 12: I came up to him, asked for a cigarette, and
Speaker 12: they had a cigarette together. Apparently Dylan was then like,
Speaker 12: I'm never gonna smoke again because I'll never have a
Speaker 12: better cigarette than the one I had with this guy.
Speaker 5: Take a listen.
Speaker 7: So I'm had Chatteau and Marmot, Barbara, and I are
Speaker 7: there with some friends and we're like eating dinner. Behind me,
Speaker 7: I hear a voice which I just know is David Lynch,
Speaker 7: and I'm a massive David Lynch, and.
Speaker 3: I literally like froze.
Speaker 7: I was like, I think David Lynch is behind me,
Speaker 7: and immediately Barba' was like yeah, and I was like
Speaker 7: I don't know what to do. She was like, why
Speaker 7: don't you just go up and like say hi? And
Speaker 7: I was like no, no, no, no, I'm just gonna
Speaker 7: go have a cigarette. So I'm out there and I
Speaker 7: go to light up my cigarette. David Lynch walks into
Speaker 7: the smoking section and he goes, excuse me, young man,
Speaker 7: do you have to have a cigarette?
Speaker 3: And I was like, give him a cigarette. It's like,
Speaker 3: do you have and have a light?
Speaker 5: I went anything, you know, I gave him one.
Speaker 7: He goes, thank you very much. And David walks out
Speaker 7: and he goes, I just want to tell you you're
Speaker 7: very polite.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 5: That means you want to quit smoking, because I'll never.
Speaker 7: Have a better cigarette than that in my entire life.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. Yeah you know you never smoked, did
Speaker 3: you know?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 3: The fun people were always in the smoking area.
Speaker 5: I disagree. I think I'm pretty fun.
Speaker 3: No, yeah, I'm very No you've quit now, are you
Speaker 3: with me?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 12: The smoking area was good because, especially if you're at
Speaker 12: a bar, er club where there's loud music you can
Speaker 12: actually talk and have conversations with people in the smoking area.
Speaker 12: But I also found that's where I did the most
Speaker 12: damage because I could talk and people could hear me.
Speaker 12: The next day I was always like, oh what did
Speaker 12: I say in the smoking area? So I actually may
Speaker 12: save myself now because I'll never be out there.
Speaker 2: Does it feel weird seeing other people go out into
Speaker 2: light smoking areas and you just don't go?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know what I've become. So if someone's smoking
Speaker 5: near me, it really no but like it.
Speaker 12: Actually it never used to bother me, whereas now if
Speaker 12: they're right next to me and the smell is really strong,
Speaker 12: I've actually become a Karen who will give them looks
Speaker 12: and be like, come on.
Speaker 2: You know why they say you never quite get rid
Speaker 2: of it, that feeling like so always once the smoker,
Speaker 2: always a smoker, so you might not pick it up
Speaker 2: every again.
Speaker 3: But that smells I hate the smell. Yes, it's always smoke.
Speaker 5: I liked the smell.
Speaker 3: It's bothering you because you've quit, you know what I mean?
Speaker 5: No, I think it's bothering me because I hate the smell.
Speaker 5: It's not tempting me to have one.
Speaker 12: I'm no, by no means like, at no point do
Speaker 12: I feel like especially a cigarette, Like I'd be more
Speaker 12: inclined to have a drunk vape yeah right, which yeah,
Speaker 12: is no better for me.
Speaker 5: But the cigarette thing that is just like I just
Speaker 5: feel like, nah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you really smell it now. I still like the
Speaker 3: smell because they're.
Speaker 12: Coming back in fashion now and yeah, young kids think
Speaker 12: it's cool again.
Speaker 5: It's cool to die cool. I am m Karen Hey.
Speaker 12: Also, the cops had to race to Kim Kardashian's mansion
Speaker 12: and Hidden Hills in LA because she's had another burglary.
Speaker 12: So this time she thankfully wasn't home because she's doing
Speaker 12: Renault's to her house at the moment, her sixty million
Speaker 12: dollar plus residents by the way, But what happened is
Speaker 12: this guy rocked up and stole a vehicle. It was
Speaker 12: actually not even her car, as one of her staffer's cars,
Speaker 12: and stole it just to take it for a joy
Speaker 12: ride around the neighborhood. But the cops got him and
Speaker 12: arrested him, and now he's gone to jail.
Speaker 3: There are a lot of cars getting stolen, and it's
Speaker 3: just talking of teens. Now I'm the current.
Speaker 2: They'll break into your house, steal your really expensive car
Speaker 2: and just take it for a joy ride.
Speaker 12: We get with stealing cars though every car's got a
Speaker 12: vein number. It's like you can sell the car and
Speaker 12: make money off it.
Speaker 5: To dodgy things like they fill.
Speaker 3: That's literally what they do.
Speaker 5: What is it like stealing car? Talk doesn't taken it
Speaker 5: for like a really fast car stealing maxing.
Speaker 3: Did you ever take your parents car?
Speaker 1: I never took my parents' car, but one of my
Speaker 1: brothers did and then crashed it into the driveway and
Speaker 1: I rash into the as in like he put the
Speaker 1: driveway down and then he'd driven it up and it
Speaker 1: was a manual and he hadn't pulled the handbrake up
Speaker 1: and rolled back into.
Speaker 5: The driveway door. So not only did he get a
Speaker 5: garage Sorry, that's what I meant, the garage door.
Speaker 1: But I do remember going in my girlfriend's parents car
Speaker 1: that she had taken when they were out at dinner.
Speaker 5: I don't even I don't think you had.
Speaker 3: Peas or l's just took it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was never that ballsy. I'm so naughty.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh I remember taking a car my mate's parents
Speaker 2: car and it was counsel clean up night. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: there were mattresses out the front, so we tied a
Speaker 2: mattress to the back of the car, and my mates
Speaker 2: and I jumped on the mattress while he was driving
Speaker 2: around the streets.
Speaker 12: Once again, it's cool to die wheer again it.
Speaker 1: Was, So do you think you think you're invincible as
Speaker 1: a teen and you're just so stupid?
Speaker 5: Yes, But at the time.
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Speaker 5: And ladies listening.
Speaker 1: There is something really simple that apparently we're all doing
Speaker 1: that turns men on. It's really simple, just this one
Speaker 1: move and na men are hot for it.
Speaker 3: Next.
Speaker 2: Okay, Kiss Breakfast, my key, Amy Gerard, good morning. All right,
Speaker 2: So the internet has exploded after someone posted what are
Speaker 2: the sexiest things a woman can do that aren't actually
Speaker 2: sexual in nature?
Speaker 3: So a woman just does this?
Speaker 2: People find it attractive. Now overwhelmingly everyone agreed on one thing.
Speaker 2: One of the sexiest things a woman can do is
Speaker 2: push in or push her sunglasses above her forehead. So
Speaker 2: we've got some sonnies for you here. Amy, You're wearing
Speaker 2: them right now. So according to psychologists, the gesture is
Speaker 2: sexy because it shows that the woman isn't thinking too
Speaker 2: much about her appearance. Researchers have found that confidence without
Speaker 2: effort is way more attractive, and someone who looks like
Speaker 2: they're trying to be confident and sexy.
Speaker 3: So that's why we've brought in the sunnies, which you look,
Speaker 3: who's are they? Well?
Speaker 5: These are nice? Are yours cutting on?
Speaker 13: All?
Speaker 11: Right?
Speaker 3: So I want to give it a go. Okay, so
Speaker 3: that the sunny's on, So all you got to do
Speaker 3: is like push it.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I know how to put sonnies on my head. So
Speaker 5: I'm sitting at a cafe, I've letted myself a wine
Speaker 5: and then I'm just.
Speaker 3: Going to go, oh that is hot. Yeah, do it again,
Speaker 3: put them back on.
Speaker 5: I think you have to have your hair out as well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, your hair's got to be out if it was
Speaker 3: up in a barn or whatever. Yep, okay, yeah, it's
Speaker 3: something I don't know why.
Speaker 2: Well, according to the research, just like you're trying to
Speaker 2: be sexy without effort.
Speaker 5: Yeah okay. Well, while we're on the topic, there is
Speaker 5: actually a list of things that I feel like men
Speaker 5: can do that women find sexy, and I feel like
Speaker 5: they're all really small gestures and a lot of men
Speaker 5: probably don't even realize that they're a bit of a
Speaker 5: turn on for us girls.
Speaker 3: So it's stuff that we wouldn't even know we're doing,
Speaker 3: but you'd find it hot.
Speaker 1: My husband actually does this all the time, and I
Speaker 1: find it hot. But he has done it because he's
Speaker 1: just done it his whole life.
Speaker 5: It's him, it's just being him. Do you want to
Speaker 5: give some of them a go?
Speaker 10: Actually?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I'm sexy, right.
Speaker 12: I think the key with any of these things you're
Speaker 12: going to read out is.
Speaker 5: The person has to be attractive.
Speaker 1: Ye.
Speaker 5: So, like you know, if a big toad was putting
Speaker 5: their sunglasses on their head, it's not going to do
Speaker 5: anything for you, right, mikey a big toad. I don't know,
Speaker 5: I'm just picturing. I don't know, Jabba the heart of me?
Speaker 3: Yeah, iab the heart? Sure? Did you find it home?
Speaker 3: When should put a sonny?
Speaker 10: I mean it was fine, but I don't I wouldn't know.
Speaker 10: I don't think it's hot. It just does nothing.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well I did something for me. Now we're putting
Speaker 2: on a watch. Okay, why why are we putting on
Speaker 2: a watch.
Speaker 12: So, yeah, look what we felt we'd do here is
Speaker 12: we're going to bring myself, Chelsea and Amy in, okay,
Speaker 12: and she's already in there, and then we're going to
Speaker 12: get you to do some of these things and see
Speaker 12: if it turns any of us on. By way of
Speaker 12: checking our heart rate, so up on the big screen
Speaker 12: here we have Amy's heart rate threety rae already.
Speaker 3: Ninety four beats per minute. Well she ran back from
Speaker 3: the toilet.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I was running back from the loop.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 2: Crow at NAT eighty five beats per minute. And Chelsea,
Speaker 2: are you're going to die? You're on eighty four? Okay,
Speaker 2: so bring them in and then what you're going to
Speaker 2: tell me to do? Sexy thing? Yes, and we'll see
Speaker 2: if it gets your heart rate going all right, I.
Speaker 5: Might's drop significantly at the mention of your name.
Speaker 6: So you're on.
Speaker 2: Seventy five right now, Crow at NAT eighty five. Chelsea's
Speaker 2: now gone up to eighty seven.
Speaker 5: Oh, Chelsea likes the look at you, Mikey, I just
Speaker 5: walked through the door. I'm so sorry. It's the little
Speaker 5: bit of fitness.
Speaker 3: I think it's a slight walk.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, So amy on ready, you give me things
Speaker 2: to do and I'll see if I can turn the
Speaker 2: women on.
Speaker 5: Yeah okay.
Speaker 1: So I don't know if you've got any props over there,
Speaker 1: but we want you, Mikey to put a cap on backwards.
Speaker 10: Oh I can do that.
Speaker 3: I bought a cap. I was told to bring it
Speaker 3: a cap today. Yeah, there's a cap that I know.
Speaker 3: Crow at n.
Speaker 5: Hate think you've got a hat head.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's that long ago when we were working cat,
Speaker 2: I used to wear this hat.
Speaker 5: That's a terrible.
Speaker 3: It's a terrible.
Speaker 5: It's lost, it's a shape shape, it's floppy.
Speaker 3: So what have I got to do? Just put it
Speaker 3: on backward?
Speaker 5: Put it on backwards.
Speaker 3: Women find that hot? Yes, what about sideways? All right,
Speaker 3: so here we go. I'll put it on backwards and
Speaker 3: we'll see whose heart rate goes up. Yeah yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: here we go. Hat on backwards.
Speaker 5: Oh, I've got the egg because mine flat line.
Speaker 3: I feel like you're the highest.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's where exactly where it was sitting before. It's
Speaker 5: not because you need to watch if it's actually dropping.
Speaker 5: Minds dropping.
Speaker 10: Oh I got it.
Speaker 5: You get ugly with a hat on somehow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, you went up to Chelsea.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, no, okay, yeah, mind's going up because I'm laughing.
Speaker 1: Next thing, you got to do what we need you
Speaker 1: to roll up your sleeves.
Speaker 5: Maybe take the stupid hat off, may roll up your
Speaker 5: sleeves or even the way you've done right. No, you've
Speaker 5: got to like fist your sleeve like you do is wrong,
Speaker 5: like you've done it with a limp wrist.
Speaker 3: Well, you're at seventy eight, so you're fighting at the hottest.
Speaker 5: You are missing the point.
Speaker 12: You realize our resting heart rates are all different, depending
Speaker 12: on fitness, age, a number of factors.
Speaker 5: It's if it goes up, if it spikes really quickly.
Speaker 14: Yeah, Amy appears to be having a stress response to
Speaker 14: you two having.
Speaker 5: A fight, actually having a heart attack. Okay, I want
Speaker 5: you to take off that hoodie.
Speaker 3: That turns people on potentially just take it.
Speaker 5: Depends on how you take it off.
Speaker 3: Nah, what's going on?
Speaker 5: Agitated? You really agitated? But everything is doing I'm dry,
Speaker 5: clar just I'm on the verge of death, all right,
Speaker 5: last one? Oh no, there's do more fixing something.
Speaker 1: Okay, So I need a random part of equipment and
Speaker 1: a screwdriver.
Speaker 14: Yeah, I got the text to bringing some screwdrivers and
Speaker 14: a random audio gear if you want to try unscrewing it,
Speaker 14: and please pretend.
Speaker 3: You know what you're doing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, just pretend like you know how to fix something.
Speaker 3: So I'm just I'm in the shed, the back shed, yeah,
Speaker 3: and I'm just oh, yeah, screw.
Speaker 5: You have quite small hands.
Speaker 3: Again, you're an eighty seven, so you're finding it hot.
Speaker 12: You don't understand heart right, I'm just realized you're right.
Speaker 5: Really small fingers like.
Speaker 1: The core.
Speaker 14: This is Amy's lowest heart rate.
Speaker 15: Reading so far.
Speaker 5: I clocked the fingers and I'm like, I'm.
Speaker 14: Out, and that's getting agitated again one hundred and wonder
Speaker 14: she loves it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, look at me, just roll that around? Okay, give
Speaker 3: me the last final one.
Speaker 5: Leaning against the door frame.
Speaker 3: Oh why would that go over there?
Speaker 12: And just like I think, yeah, you've got to kind
Speaker 12: of lean on like your forearm, as if you're like
Speaker 12: hanging out, like what are you up to?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I never put that hat on again. In fact, I'm
Speaker 5: burning it after this. This is the one that usually
Speaker 5: does it for me. Leaning the leaning, Yeah, oh what
Speaker 5: are you doing? Why are you making that face? All
Speaker 5: three heart rates going down and down.
Speaker 3: And down.
Speaker 1: I'm thinkable to make yourself less attractive, but you've done
Speaker 1: it somehow.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well done the hat backwards, the pulling the sleeves with
Speaker 1: your pinky and like a limpris.
Speaker 12: I'm genuinely interested as to whether your girlfriend, Alanta, because
Speaker 12: everyone has different tastes.
Speaker 3: Right, yours is hooting for me?
Speaker 1: Chelsea's up there, I'm actually yeah, this segments over, get
Speaker 1: me out now.
Speaker 12: I'm wondering if your girlfriend would find any of that
Speaker 12: attractive or if she's attracted to your mind we.
Speaker 3: Are you're confused as to why she's with.
Speaker 12: Me, Well, just because we've seen that and it was
Speaker 12: all quite feminine, like it's not traditionally masculine and attractive,
Speaker 12: So I'm like.
Speaker 5: She must be. She's obviously attracted to his personality.
Speaker 12: Yeah, is that an insult because we're saying you've got
Speaker 12: a good personality?
Speaker 5: Yeah, but ugly? Yes.
Speaker 3: I done with this segment.
Speaker 1: Been interesting, you know that's like yeah, I guess man,
Speaker 1: all right, J Walker's coming in. You want a free snappricks,
Speaker 1: We're gonna have to buy Mikeys some more Oysters.
Speaker 2: Thirteen still and buy nut found at the Hottest. So
Speaker 2: that's do you wanna do you want to hate me?
Speaker 5: I resent that this is I'm gonna go through the
Speaker 5: roof now, I'm.
Speaker 14: Yeah, look at the stress response on that's high.
Speaker 5: Right now you go and have a shower off one comment.
Speaker 3: Oh is it a stress response or is it?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 5: She feels dirty?
Speaker 3: Yeah, say And Georgina Walker is here.
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Speaker 2: Let's go to Kirsten.
Speaker 3: Hi, morning, good morning.
Speaker 4: How can I help you?
Speaker 20: I'm just calling I have multiple scross and I have
Speaker 20: a profoundly autistic seven year old, and I think we
Speaker 20: just want to know, like is he going to be okay?
Speaker 20: Like obviously my husband and I are really struggling with
Speaker 20: that thought.
Speaker 19: When you say okay, when you're talking about as an adult,
Speaker 19: what do you mean by okay?
Speaker 20: Like will you know be fafe?
Speaker 19: Well, explain what you mean by safe, because.
Speaker 20: Obviously when your parents die, like who loves your kids?
Speaker 19: You mean you're talking about the future of your son? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 19: And you say, well, look, well, I think the message
Speaker 19: is there's lots and lots of services out there, and
Speaker 19: any booth like anybody will who's got children look at
Speaker 19: the responsibility, whether they've got a challenge or they haven't
Speaker 19: got a challenge, or I think you need to set
Speaker 19: in place if anything ever happened long term, what would
Speaker 19: happen to your child? So that could be in an
Speaker 19: estate with a will community services. But I just see
Speaker 19: thumbs up and that's a good sign if you get
Speaker 19: organized now, and just thinking if this happens, he'll go
Speaker 19: to this, to a care facility. And I feel he'll
Speaker 19: actually eventually, long term in an adult life, will go
Speaker 19: into a shared home. You know, So I don't I
Speaker 19: don't have a bad feeling about it. I think maybe
Speaker 19: you know you're not having a challenge yourself. There's almost
Speaker 19: more emotional worry. But all moms and dads worry about
Speaker 19: their kids. It's a very natural phenomena. So just don't think, oh,
Speaker 19: it's just me. I have to tell you the majority
Speaker 19: of parents feel exactly like you. But I do believe
Speaker 19: this person will eventually a little man will eventually go
Speaker 19: into a shared house. I feel that he needs to
Speaker 19: communicate more using a computer or an iPad or something
Speaker 19: like that. There seems to be some frustration with him
Speaker 19: because I do tend to think there's a rationale and
Speaker 19: there's a thinking. You should listen to the Telepathy Files.
Speaker 19: It's a podcast about children on the spectrum who are
Speaker 19: often very gifted but they can't express their gift. So
Speaker 19: that will give you a little bit more confidence. But
Speaker 19: I feel thumbs up. But I do think you need
Speaker 19: to be asking, whether it's a social worker or maybe
Speaker 19: the list of foundation or somebody that deals with children
Speaker 19: with challenges, what can we do to set in place
Speaker 19: different steps for the future. And I think they will
Speaker 19: give you more comfort.
Speaker 20: Will you stay with us for a long time though?
Speaker 19: Do you see that that message? Oh? Yes, But the
Speaker 19: message is that maybe you may find and when he's
Speaker 19: a teenager he may be more difficult to handle because
Speaker 19: I think he's going to be quite a strong gid, okay,
Speaker 19: And so you may decide then that is the time
Speaker 19: that we may be looking at different options associated with him.
Speaker 19: But I feel that also too, with yourself feeling quite
Speaker 19: vulnerable at the moment, quite weak on energy. But having
Speaker 19: a child with the challenge is exhausting for any mum
Speaker 19: and any mum and dad. But I think in the teenagers,
Speaker 19: you're may be looking at does he go into a
Speaker 19: shared facility.
Speaker 20: Then okay, got that terrifies me.
Speaker 19: But there's a lot of great ones and that'f I say,
Speaker 19: look for the support. Don't look at the negative, look
Speaker 19: at the support. There's so many I want to say,
Speaker 19: ring up the Lizard Foundation and you get to start
Speaker 19: getting that support rather than have fear. Look at the
Speaker 19: possibilities rather than the scariness.
Speaker 3: Okay, thanks Kirstin.
Speaker 2: It must be a very hard thing to go through
Speaker 2: and wondering about the future, of course. Okay, Liane's called
Speaker 2: in leand you're on with Georgina Walker.
Speaker 10: Go for it.
Speaker 17: Oh, good morning, Georgina. I found out last week that
Speaker 17: I am pregnant with my third child with my partner.
Speaker 17: We already have true young ones and I'm still early on.
Speaker 17: But when I told him, he had a massive break
Speaker 17: down and he was crying, and he's feeling pressured and
Speaker 17: just not even like he's not even interested in me,
Speaker 17: and he's been really cold to me over the last week.
Speaker 17: And I just am so terrified right now.
Speaker 19: And I don't know when you see he had a breakdown,
Speaker 19: is it a diagnosed breakdown with the head?
Speaker 17: So hard of me? He just he broke down and
Speaker 17: then like he started crying and balling his eyes out.
Speaker 17: He started telling me that he resent like his life,
Speaker 17: he doesn't know who he is, there's too much pressure
Speaker 17: on him, and he doesn't think we could do it
Speaker 17: with a third, and I'm like, we agreed to try
Speaker 17: for a third, and I think feel really scared.
Speaker 19: I think at the end of the day, you have
Speaker 19: to look at this person's mental health. I don't think
Speaker 19: it's just this last week. Maybe this was the icing
Speaker 19: on the cake. There seems to be I want to
Speaker 19: go to last year building up, whether it's a job
Speaker 19: change or a career change or something like that. So
Speaker 19: it's a bit like a can of Coca cola, you know,
Speaker 19: you shake it and shake it and bensure when you
Speaker 19: lift off to let everything explodes. So just this news
Speaker 19: I think was just the icing on the cake that
Speaker 19: he just let it go. I do think you need
Speaker 19: to reach out for some mental health support, because I
Speaker 19: do think he needs some support. I think on a
Speaker 19: financial basis, there's also some struggles that maybe he hasn't
Speaker 19: been sharing with you. But I think when you get
Speaker 19: the right support, Like I had a friend who his
Speaker 19: husband went through exactly the same situation who's in media
Speaker 19: and you know he's come good, but he needed to
Speaker 19: have assistance with a medication for quite some time, seeing
Speaker 19: a therapist. So he can come through this, and you
Speaker 19: can come through this, but you can't do it yourself.
Speaker 19: So he does need to reach out. But I think
Speaker 19: on a financial situation, maybe you need to speak to
Speaker 19: a financial advisor or an accountant because there seems to
Speaker 19: be something that this man is not necessarily sharing with
Speaker 19: you that he may feel. Bod On, listen to what
Speaker 19: I'm saying. On a financial basis, I felt he's very,
Speaker 19: very stressed financially and maybe he's carrying a burden that
Speaker 19: you're unaware of in regard to finances, in regard to
Speaker 19: supplying for the family. So I do think that you've
Speaker 19: got the right help. You can get through this, but
Speaker 19: you must go and get help. You must go to
Speaker 19: the GP. See what the GP can do. I don't
Speaker 19: throw caution at the moment thing that there's no help.
Speaker 19: There is help. You've just got to be more patient
Speaker 19: and be more resilient because he can come through this,
Speaker 19: but he does need help, Okay, does.
Speaker 3: He need me?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 17: Am I going to be able to help him?
Speaker 19: Or I don't know how to help him the messages,
Speaker 19: get the professional help be there. I say, I understand
Speaker 19: what you're going through. I know you're going through a
Speaker 19: lot at the moment, but he needs to need that
Speaker 19: somebody believes in him at this point in try but
Speaker 19: also too, you need to speak to somebody as well
Speaker 19: because you're shelving a lot as well, so you know
Speaker 19: you both need individual people. And if you go to
Speaker 19: your GP, you can get cart prices or whatever under
Speaker 19: the health scheme so you don't be worried about the
Speaker 19: financial situation. You can also ring up helpline and get
Speaker 19: free advice over the phone. But I'm no need to
Speaker 19: say you can both come through this bit at the moment,
Speaker 19: stick together, support each other and just hold his hand
Speaker 19: if they will make him a cup of tea. But
Speaker 19: he does need to get help. And you also need
Speaker 19: to look at your finances because that, to me is
Speaker 19: one of triggers that he's upsetting him, that he just
Speaker 19: doesn't know how we're going to cope. Okay, you can't
Speaker 19: get through this.
Speaker 3: Good on you, Leanne, good luck with that. What was
Speaker 3: it like when you had your third I mean it
Speaker 3: was Ryan over the moon.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he was really happy. Like I mean, we tried
Speaker 5: for a third and yep, he was happy. I really
Speaker 5: feel for.
Speaker 1: Leanne because three kids is no walk in the park,
Speaker 1: and you do need support from your husband. So like,
Speaker 1: hopefully he can get the help he needs while she's
Speaker 1: pregnant and then show up for her because when that
Speaker 1: third baby comes along, she's going to need the support exactly.
Speaker 19: And that's why I said she needs to go and
Speaker 19: get help as well.
Speaker 5: Absolutely.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, thanks LeeAnne, good luck.
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Speaker 1: Gina rein Hart actually gifted Pauline Hanson.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: So i'd be listening to Kids tomorrow Sabrinda Carpenter playing
Speaker 2: and Amy, I need to check in on you. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: you posted something on install last night.
Speaker 3: Honestly a little.
Speaker 5: Concerning Please, No, really, that's nothing.
Speaker 3: I'm concerned. We're going to check next here on kids.
Speaker 3: Are you okay? Amy? My god? So I was having
Speaker 3: a scroll on Insta last night. You come up first.
Speaker 3: Do you know why?
Speaker 5: Because you watch all my stuff?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 3: Because we collaborate a lot. Ah yeah the algorithm. Y.
Speaker 2: Anyway, you came up first, and I got to say,
Speaker 2: I feel a bit bad. Are these hours we're asking
Speaker 2: you to do here on kirs So they like causing
Speaker 2: trouble and making life hard at home? They are right,
Speaker 2: so a bit of a welfare check to make sure
Speaker 2: you're okay.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what's your instagram called?
Speaker 5: By the way, it's Amy dot Gerard.
Speaker 2: Like right, have a listen, not selling anything, you're selling
Speaker 2: your instagram. Have listened to what she posted up?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, we need not know.
Speaker 3: Everything's all right, Everything's fine.
Speaker 5: I was just having a rent. You clearly don't have children.
Speaker 3: Not yet, have a listener.
Speaker 22: Because I feel guilty about not being here in the
Speaker 22: morning for my kids, I try to really overcompensate in
Speaker 22: the afternoon. Like on my way home today, I stopped.
Speaker 22: I got them sushi, got some things from Baker's to lie,
Speaker 22: like their favorite coconut water. And I always try to
Speaker 22: make our afternoon special. When I tell you our afternoons
Speaker 22: they're not special, no one cares. I will have to
Speaker 22: get them from school. They don't even want to walk
Speaker 22: with me, and they don't want to hold my hen.
Speaker 22: They don't want a bar of me. I pull out
Speaker 22: the beautiful sushi and put all on their little snack
Speaker 22: blades because they love them. I don't like that sushi now,
Speaker 22: even though they've been eating it for the last five years.
Speaker 22: They don't like that sushi now. They don't like that popcorn,
Speaker 22: and they don't like that coconut water. And the more
Speaker 22: I try to make the afternoon special, the more they're not.
Speaker 5: And it's getting ungrateful and.
Speaker 16: Giving.
Speaker 3: I won't be.
Speaker 5: Putting in any more effort.
Speaker 22: You can come home in any guitars from the packet
Speaker 22: and I'll be up in my room.
Speaker 3: Oh you're right, Wow, it's given ungrateful.
Speaker 1: Listen, they were particularly bad yesterday and I'm gonna put
Speaker 1: it out there there is something that happens to my
Speaker 1: children when it is really windy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was windy and Sydney it was.
Speaker 1: Really windy, and even I had teachers, school teachers riding
Speaker 1: back to my little rant on socials being like, oh,
Speaker 1: the kids were all unhinged yesterday.
Speaker 5: But yeah, because I'm not there in the morning.
Speaker 1: You've got to remember, for ten years I was a
Speaker 1: primary caregiver, right, so I was always there. Now they
Speaker 1: don't get me, and they get grumpy Dad in the morning,
Speaker 1: who kind of sets the tone for the day and
Speaker 1: sometimes can push them off on the wrong foot.
Speaker 3: What are they doing in the They just they don't
Speaker 3: want to bar of youre probably.
Speaker 1: A me thing because I am. I feel guilty, which
Speaker 1: is just something that all mums feel. I know I'm
Speaker 1: not alone when I say this, so I have mum
Speaker 1: guilt for not being there in the morning. So I
Speaker 1: try to make the afternoon special. And every mum also
Speaker 1: knows that the more effort you put in.
Speaker 5: The least, the less it's appreciated.
Speaker 1: It's like Christmas Day before I had kids, I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, Christmas Day is going to be so magical,
Speaker 1: and my kids are all going to sit around and
Speaker 1: open their presents calmly and nicely and.
Speaker 5: Be grateful for what they've got.
Speaker 1: And it's anything but like they're all animals and everyone's
Speaker 1: crying and no one's got the present that they one,
Speaker 1: and they're all assholes.
Speaker 3: So they're just not like do you think they care
Speaker 3: whether you're there or not in the art, Well, they.
Speaker 1: Do you So I just had to take a FaceTime
Speaker 1: from my daughter. Yeah, I think my daughter cares a
Speaker 1: little bit more. But I try to make I try
Speaker 1: to be like really attentive in the afternoon, Like guys
Speaker 1: tell me what happened at school, and they're like, go away, mom.
Speaker 5: Right, they couldn't get less.
Speaker 3: Maybe we could work. You're harder, you're doing kiss breakfast.
Speaker 5: You could on the afternoons.
Speaker 3: Are you hanging with a sure?
Speaker 19: God?
Speaker 3: Thanks, but we appreciate you coming in, Amy.
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 2: If you want to comment on that, Last Calls on
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Speaker 2: your kids don't appreciate you.
Speaker 5: I know I sound like a winder Well, I was
Speaker 5: winging yesterday. I had to get it off my chest.
Speaker 5: You can't bottle that stuff up.
Speaker 3: No, it's healthy to get it out, Amy.
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Speaker 8: Intoxicating, and I was like, oh my god, I am
Speaker 8: ripped jaw.
Speaker 5: I mean, the hair was starting to go, but I
Speaker 5: had enough.
Speaker 4: And I felt invincible.
Speaker 8: And when we finished the movie, I just went bang
Speaker 8: the other way and I gained so much weight.
Speaker 3: When did you feel your most beautiful, amy.
Speaker 5: H I don't know.
Speaker 1: I do know what he's talking about, though, Like if
Speaker 1: I really lock into something like when I came out
Speaker 1: of my mum at home bubble, the stay at home
Speaker 1: mum bubble and my youngest had started preschool, I really
Speaker 1: locked into pilates and I was going six times a week,
Speaker 1: sometimes doing back to back classes, and I felt amazing
Speaker 1: and I looked really toned and fit and healthy, but
Speaker 1: it just wasn't sustainable.
Speaker 2: It doesn't last day Like yeah, I know what you
Speaker 2: mean when you lose weight or yeah, I believe it
Speaker 2: or not.
Speaker 3: I was going to my PT like four times a
Speaker 3: week and actually got.
Speaker 5: Jacked for a while there on the side of things.
Speaker 12: Would you say when you felt your ugliest was when
Speaker 12: you first had kid, like when you first became a mom,
Speaker 12: like in the like you know what's it called newborn stage?
Speaker 5: I felt.
Speaker 1: I feel like I actually felt the ugliest in like
Speaker 1: the first four months of pregnancy, because you're not visibly pregnant.
Speaker 1: You just look like you're blowing up everywhere, and everyone's like,
Speaker 1: is she pregnant and just had forty burgers?
Speaker 5: And you tummy just looks flabby, And yeah, I put
Speaker 5: on a lot of weight, especially with how much she
Speaker 5: told us that with my first I put on thirty kilo.
Speaker 1: I can't imagine became She came at thirty seven weeks too,
Speaker 1: but I had a lot of fluid retention, so I
Speaker 1: look like the michelin Man.
Speaker 3: We got a photo. Put it up on your socials.
Speaker 5: Why just to see what she say, It's the worst
Speaker 5: she's ever felt about it. Can you put it? One
Speaker 5: needs to see it? Can you remember that time you
Speaker 5: felt like crap about. We could compare the I didn't
Speaker 5: really take photo.
Speaker 1: It was just like my face blew up and then
Speaker 1: there was no neck, It just went straight to breast
Speaker 1: and then my ankle pregnant city, Yeah I did. They
Speaker 1: were like Dolly Pardons on roids.
Speaker 3: Well, you know, if you ever find a photo and
Speaker 3: you want to put it up.
Speaker 12: Also Callum Turner. So he's the British actor who's married
Speaker 12: to do a leaper. Now he's in the new one
Speaker 12: Night Only movie. He's a front runner to be the
Speaker 12: new Bond. He's doing the rounds right now. And he
Speaker 12: was asked in this interview, what's the one thing you
Speaker 12: think should be illegal?
Speaker 5: And here's what he had to say.
Speaker 16: Shorthaul reclainers. You know, like you're on a plane hour
Speaker 16: and a half and then first in front of you,
Speaker 16: what are you doing just RelA short whole ninety minute
Speaker 16: fly upright?
Speaker 2: It's so true though it's not needed if you're doing
Speaker 2: an hour. A lot of our capital cities when you're
Speaker 2: flying between them, it's not more than an hour.
Speaker 3: While they putting a seatback.
Speaker 5: Sounds like my husband. My husband is the same. He's
Speaker 5: like on domestic flights, you can't recline your chair BS.
Speaker 5: I'm calling BS. If I am tired, maybe I've been
Speaker 5: up all night with a kid.
Speaker 1: If I have a thirty minute window where I can
Speaker 1: just get like a powers up, I'm reclining my chir.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because you're like, well, screw it, I want to
Speaker 3: have the nap. Yes, your husband's a tall man who's
Speaker 3: sitting behind that. Yes. Literally, by the way, when you
Speaker 3: fly like in between Melbourne and Sydney or.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah from one in the States.
Speaker 2: Yeah, literally, it's you go up, sit there for about
Speaker 2: fifteen minutes. They might bring a drink and then you
Speaker 2: go down.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 12: But if I want to reclimb my chair to get
Speaker 12: paid for a seat on the plane, you are entitled
Speaker 12: if you're a recliner. It depends, like, but I think
Speaker 12: you're entitled to if someone in front of me does it,
Speaker 12: I'm not like I got to do mine too to
Speaker 12: have more room.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right.
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Speaker 3: All right, last calls Now.
Speaker 2: Anything you want to talk about you can fonus on
Speaker 2: thirteen one oh six five morning Stephanie.
Speaker 5: Hey Steph, good.
Speaker 11: Morning, Good morning. I want to call out some bad
Speaker 11: behavior this morning.
Speaker 10: What happened?
Speaker 11: Oh, you know, it's so annoying, you know, Like I mean,
Speaker 11: I go to work in the CVD and I'm always
Speaker 11: in a rush, rushing around here. But there's always those
Speaker 11: people with their headphones in looking at their front and
Speaker 11: you're not watching where they're walking, and they right into you,
Speaker 11: and like they're just on another planet.
Speaker 1: And I feel like it's it's becoming more and more
Speaker 1: of an issue. Like I used to get the train
Speaker 1: into work. This is many moons ago, but I would
Speaker 1: often strike up a conversation with someone or at least
Speaker 1: be able to say good morning when I got on
Speaker 1: the train.
Speaker 5: I got the train the other day with.
Speaker 1: My kids, just in school holidays, every single person has
Speaker 1: their head buried.
Speaker 3: In a phone, really depressed.
Speaker 1: When you get off the train station. Like what you said, Stephanie,
Speaker 1: no one is even looking where they're walking. Everyone is
Speaker 1: just buried in these phones.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm with you, Stephanie.
Speaker 2: I do a lot of stuff in the middle of
Speaker 2: the city most weekdays, and people are literally just like
Speaker 2: walking with their head down on their phone.
Speaker 3: You know what I do, because I will put my
Speaker 3: phone in my pocket and just walk normally. I let
Speaker 3: them run into me.
Speaker 2: No, honestly, I don't even warn people if they're coming
Speaker 2: at me with their phone, I just go cool running
Speaker 2: to me. No shoulder barge them. I don't care if
Speaker 2: it's some old grandma. Get off your phone, you know.
Speaker 11: Okay, you're all unnoticed, guys.
Speaker 3: You're yeah Anamson, Hey, good morning.
Speaker 5: Hey Annah Money?
Speaker 3: Are you they're good? What do you want to chat
Speaker 3: about today?
Speaker 15: Okay, well I just want to know.
Speaker 18: Does anyone else have really stupid dogs?
Speaker 10: What do you go?
Speaker 3: What kind of dogs?
Speaker 18: I've got a grudle.
Speaker 5: Are they meant to be smart?
Speaker 13: I would hope for.
Speaker 18: You he's stupid? Yeah, so golden retriever are mixed toodle.
Speaker 15: You thinks he'd be smart?
Speaker 10: We are?
Speaker 15: We are down four socks. He eats socks. He's going
Speaker 15: to fetish with socks.
Speaker 5: I don't know what it is.
Speaker 15: It's costing me a box. I have to keep taking
Speaker 15: into the vet vomiting, and there's just he eats rocks.
Speaker 15: He eats everything like I do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like your phone's coming out there. I
Speaker 2: reckon some animals it is done well.
Speaker 1: My neighbors used to have a boxer and that they
Speaker 1: are meant to be quite stupid. And I remember their
Speaker 1: boxer used to constantly eat their socks. And you can't
Speaker 1: like the dog can't pass it, so it has to
Speaker 1: almost bring it up. I think the problem is she's
Speaker 1: got half Poodles are meant to be the smartest dogs,
Speaker 1: and one of the smartest dogs, but it's crossed with
Speaker 1: a lab which I think they're a bit dope.
Speaker 3: They're just all about food.
Speaker 5: Yeah, labradors will eat themselves to death.
Speaker 3: They will, which is how they train them.
Speaker 2: But I also just feel like animals with people, Some
Speaker 2: are smart, some are done and last call, he's Darryl.
Speaker 5: Darryl, Hey, Darryl.
Speaker 13: I'm on Amy's side. But it's not a mumthy Okay.
Speaker 3: This is Amy was saying before. The kids aren't appreciating
Speaker 3: you in the v Well, I.
Speaker 1: Just feel like, yeah, the more effort I put in,
Speaker 1: the worse it's received. And I feel a little bit
Speaker 1: underappreciated sometimes.
Speaker 15: Yet every parent understands what you're talking about.
Speaker 17: If you only got kids, you won't know. I know
Speaker 17: it's a parent thing, not a mum thy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, it definitely is a parent thing.
Speaker 1: I just my husband works quite late, so he doesn't
Speaker 1: get home till like seven thirty.
Speaker 5: And by the time he gets home, the kids are
Speaker 5: all fed and all the extracurriculum activities are done.
Speaker 1: And he actually gets to walk into them a little
Speaker 1: bit more chilled out, whereas I'm dealing with the meltdowns
Speaker 1: from after school and Mikey doesn't get it because he
Speaker 1: has a cat.
Speaker 3: Well, the cat can melt down a little bit. But
Speaker 3: remember what you were like? Don't you always just think
Speaker 3: what you were like?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 5: I was good until I was fourteen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, how old's your daughter now? Ten? It's coming?
Speaker 3: No good on your Darryl, thank you Hal. On the
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Speaker 2: You'll get to see BTS, Zara Las and Benson Boone,
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Speaker 2: I hope the kids appreciate you the sava.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think they'll be better. There's no win today. Yeah,
Speaker 3: We'll see you tomorrow. Six am. Alright, see you tomorrow.
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