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Speaker 2: Good morning, It's the Christian O'Connor Show, Tuesday morning. Good morning, Patsy,

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Speaker 2: good morning. Wow, we've seen our little friend in the studio.

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Speaker 2: Jack Post isn't here. In his place is a red lobster.

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Speaker 3: Why you someone, and you think my face is bad?

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Speaker 3: My tummy is even red? Can I show you my tummy?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? Chat, that is actually red. It's really dangerous. I

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Speaker 4: know your Australians should know better.

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Speaker 3: I know, I don't know. Well, I tried to sunbake yesterday.

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Speaker 4: I mean, look, it was a beautiful day.

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Speaker 3: So nice. And I remember I got that new beach

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Speaker 3: chair that I found on the side of the road,

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Speaker 3: so I wanted.

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Speaker 2: Again the war that doesn't belong there is new You

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Speaker 2: found a chair on the street.

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Speaker 4: It's not new. Streets aren't shops.

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Speaker 2: I keep talking of this. Okay, someone's got rid of

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Speaker 2: it for a reason. They're like, get out of here.

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Speaker 2: They've chucked it out front the house, they've banished it.

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Speaker 4: You're did you clean it?

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Speaker 3: It works perfectly?

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Speaker 2: No, I didn't need a skin on it. If it's

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Speaker 2: a beech, cha, it's that bear sweaty someone sweaty line

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Speaker 2: on that for eight or ten hours.

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Speaker 3: Ever the sun gets rid of the skin.

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Speaker 4: There not even a white down. Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 2: I couldn't do that anyway. So yesterday beautiful sunny day,

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Speaker 2: so I tracked the people want to get some race

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Speaker 2: Jackie boy fancies getting some sun on it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but I've never I don't. I never really sunbath

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Speaker 2: I put on uh, coconut oil, Shane, basically cooking oilies,

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Speaker 2: jack No, when there was no information otherwise, you are

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Speaker 2: not so smart. Pats are not going to sound like

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Speaker 2: your parents right now.

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Speaker 4: But that is really dangerous.

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Speaker 3: It actually sounds like yanky yesterday as well. But she

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Speaker 3: was more angry because the coconut oil is her It

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Speaker 3: is for cooking.

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Speaker 2: Oh so she didn't want about your gain skin cancer.

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Speaker 2: It was more about what am I going to cook with?

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Speaker 2: What's the hipster cooking oil? Coconuil?

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Speaker 3: She was angry because I was dipping my T shirt

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Speaker 3: into the coconut oil to apply it to the skin.

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Speaker 2: The last time I've seen that sort of movies where

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Speaker 2: they sent in the fifties where it's a guy dipping

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Speaker 2: that raging and oil to buff up his like chrome

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Speaker 2: sort of carbets. Yes, so bumpers and offenders.

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Speaker 3: So she said, we don't use that old T shirt

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Speaker 3: to put in that oil that we still cook with,

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Speaker 3: Like we use that every.

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Speaker 2: Time you were storing something. I was getting an old

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Speaker 2: T shirt and dipping it in to coconut oil.

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Speaker 3: I've learned my lesson now because I had a difficult

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Speaker 3: night's sleep and I'm all red.

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Speaker 4: So what do you do do for to sleep?

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Speaker 2: Yes, but you would have been cooking there basically out

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Speaker 2: on your deck like a sack.

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Speaker 3: I took a book out there and I fell asleep

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Speaker 2: Do you know what it's like? It was in the afternoon. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: of course it's lovely for to sleep in the sun.

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Speaker 2: So what if you put on your poor body?

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Speaker 3: I put on Elvira overnight, nothing this morning, and I

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Speaker 3: am warm to the touch your touched me during the song.

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Speaker 2: Yes, you need or don't you need Elverra now? Because

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Speaker 2: it gets a little cracked.

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Speaker 3: It didn't bring it there.

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Speaker 5: I'll put some cold tea on it, or a tomato.

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Speaker 5: Has anyone got a tomato? You can rub a raw?

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Speaker 2: You remember we always have that box of spet tomatoes

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Speaker 2: paracetamol and tomatoes.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Jack is coming to work today and he is sunburnt. Okay,

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Speaker 2: and he did this by accident because we know if

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Speaker 2: he's very very important to be son smart. There is

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Speaker 2: a campaign on this radio station, voice by me about

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Speaker 2: being sound smart. We're in the adverts that this is

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Speaker 2: a good analogy where they talk about how you look

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Speaker 2: after your deck, how you put your oils down your deck.

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Speaker 2: You wouldn't you wouldn't treat your skin. You wouldn't treat

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Speaker 2: a real thing in this country. But Jad did do

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Speaker 2: this by accident yesterday. He lathered up and fell asleep

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Speaker 2: basically you must just got that old mazzola or stuff

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Speaker 4: You know, it doesn't look like olivoid. Olive oil looks

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Speaker 4: like well, that seems healthy, translucent light.

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Speaker 2: Do you want that stuff that plastics all my blood? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it was just basically.

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Speaker 4: Fat, wasn't it this poured or stuff.

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Speaker 2: It was like a strange yellowy color as well, like

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Speaker 4: And you're in pain this morning obviously because you're burnt.

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Speaker 3: Yes, and putting my cold hands on my tummy is

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Speaker 3: only the really way to sue that cat's what were

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Speaker 3: you saying about tea bags?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, cold tea.

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Speaker 5: Mumm used to put cold tea on our skin. But

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Speaker 5: tomatoes are really good. If you cut a tomato in half.

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Speaker 2: A Robert, Well, what's the thinking of that, because obviously

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Speaker 2: that I guess that must Well why would tomatoes work?

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Speaker 5: I don't know if it's the acidity and then that

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Speaker 2: So what we meant to do find a grocer's and

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Speaker 2: then wat chop up a load of tomatoes and put

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Speaker 2: more like is a human pizza cook.

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Speaker 4: Up the tomatoes. Jack gets cooled down. We can have

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Speaker 4: some nice sundried tomatoes. Jenny's is emailed.

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Speaker 2: Olive oil is what emergency hospital doctors use for some

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Speaker 2: burnt skin. Really so more could we not seen that

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Speaker 2: episode on ere You know, quick nurse the olive oil.

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Speaker 2: Make sure it's nextra virgin one. I only use the

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Speaker 2: best here people calling in right now? Then with the

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Speaker 2: treatments for Jack. This reminds you as well of in

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Speaker 2: the eighties when we didn't have a lot of There

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Speaker 2: wasn't just there wasn't any information in the eighties. Okay,

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Speaker 2: you really didn't know what they was doing, right, what

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Speaker 4: Do you do you ever use that Hawaiian tropic stuff pats?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, all the time.

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Speaker 4: It was like.

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Speaker 2: One SPF because you just wanted to. You thought it

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Speaker 2: Everyone used it in the eighties. Wherever you went on

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Speaker 4: Wasn't it Hawaiian tropics?

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Speaker 3: In my delusion yesterday and I get tired in the afternoon.

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Speaker 3: So that's what I thought would happen, That I would

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Speaker 3: come in here as an Adonis today, glowing golden, and

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Speaker 3: you guys would go, oh, my god, don't this good?

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Speaker 4: Look it's one of those oh that looks so and

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Speaker 4: you're not even at peak saws with it yet. Neil,

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Speaker 4: good morning, good morning, buddy. Are yeah, we're good? Neil?

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Speaker 4: What can we do for to help Jack?

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Speaker 6: Right?

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Speaker 7: Just get yogat plain Greek yogurt, okay.

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Speaker 4: And what he eats that? Or this is a nice

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Speaker 7: Yeah, it's a nice breaktice man. Now just tack it

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Speaker 7: all over your body, mate, and it takes the skin

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Speaker 3: Yeah. So do you do it in the shower?

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Speaker 7: No, I just do it just sitting there or just

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Speaker 6: Just just.

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Speaker 4: Creek gets some blueberries the belly button at the moment.

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Speaker 2: It's a real sort of breakfast bankquet. He's turning himself

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Speaker 2: into what with the slice tomatoes as well? Now running

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Speaker 2: in Greek yogurt as well.

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Speaker 7: No Greek yogurt will do it, mate, I'll tell you.

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Speaker 7: And then after after half an hour year when the

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Speaker 4: So matter oh yeah, because real well yeah, greaky, you get.

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Speaker 3: In the bed that's been sitting there for half an hour?

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Speaker 2: Yes, love Zambrosia, is it still Wellentine's Day, Neil.

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Speaker 4: Thank you very much, y Colma, have a great day,

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Speaker 2: They're all to do with wardrobe malfunctions. I was talking

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Speaker 2: yesterday about Friday night, getting out of an uber to

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Speaker 2: That's what happened to me Friday night. So yesterday we're

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Speaker 2: talking about wardrobe malfunctions. This comes from John Christian. I

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Speaker 2: was driving the bridal car. As the bride was getting

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Speaker 2: zipper split open right at the bottom of her dress,

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Speaker 2: exposing our underwear. She starts to cry, she was so

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Speaker 2: wired that everyone witnessed the underwear. I mean, talk about

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Speaker 2: the worst situation. Luckily I carry a safety pin in

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Speaker 2: my wallet. It was an old thing my grandfather used

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Speaker 2: certain age, and they got that big, old fat wallet

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Speaker 2: that's got like a Blockbuster card in there, you know,

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Speaker 2: and probably like a safety pin and stuff like that.

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Speaker 4: So that closed the view of the knickers. Easy with

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Speaker 4: the language.

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Speaker 2: Please there, John, She confidently walked down the isle and

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Speaker 2: got married. I do you know, I might start carrying

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Speaker 2: safety pins. I've got everything else in that bag of

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Speaker 2: you've got safety pins?

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Speaker 5: No, But you know what, my mum never goes anywhere

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Speaker 5: without a safety pin pin to her handbag. Really, it's

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Speaker 5: something her mother, my nana, taught her to do, and

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Speaker 2: I don't know if she's that tomatoes, just in case

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Speaker 2: anyone is needing distress and they need.

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Speaker 4: Some sunbone relief. Correct, Christian, this is from Lee.

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Speaker 2: It was the day of my NaN's funeral, and I

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Speaker 2: put on my only nice suit like you and Jack,

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Speaker 2: I don't need to dress up for work. Thirteen minutes

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Speaker 2: before we were due to Lee for the service, while

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Speaker 4: I bent down.

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Speaker 2: You can already understand a suit that hasn't been worn

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Speaker 4: The bending down. I bend down to movie.

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Speaker 2: Some chairs ripped my trouser completely front to back along

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Speaker 2: the scene. No easy way to hide this at all.

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Speaker 3: Our Tours player at the moment is six to two,

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Speaker 3: He's not sailing through the sky.

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Speaker 2: But have they still got their fire? You know they're

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Speaker 4: Give it up to Hollywood, the goals are coming. Dream

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Are you tall?

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Speaker 2: This show needs your height for one last game. Gotta

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Speaker 4: In human versus animal. So what if we don't get like.

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Speaker 2: A six foot ten We're going to zoom today for

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Speaker 2: the show going quick now.

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Speaker 4: I'm looking right now, let's just get that giraffe.

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Speaker 3: Next year's footy game, we assemble animals to take I.

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Speaker 2: Watched that pay per view KO Sports. Sign me up

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Speaker 2: a hyena.

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Speaker 4: Will we deal with this?

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Speaker 2: What's this going to do with footy one last game

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Speaker 2: The one that I do not believe is the great

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Speaker 2: That's like saying, well, get Max Corn is twenty seven

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Speaker 4: No way, is a mole seven feet tall?

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Speaker 4: A mole is bigger than Max Corn.

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Speaker 3: Put these together even a mile there they're doing the

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Speaker 2: Is it like the ant hill mob on the Wacky races?

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Speaker 2: get a hipp where you found these from. A hippopotamus

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Speaker 4: What is there? A hippopotamus is not twenty foot high.

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Speaker 2: That means it's three Max cords on top of each other.

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Speaker 4: Do you know what We're gonna have to just pause

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Speaker 4: the show control to eat.

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Speaker 2: All right, here's where we are this morning, folks. We've

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Speaker 2: in Melbourne, draft him, whether it's winning ly or un winningly,

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Speaker 4: For one last game.

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Speaker 2: Cash bribes will be paid. We need heights, We need

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Speaker 2: a rockman. We don't have height yet. We've got power,

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Speaker 2: we've got speed, we've got stories, we've got former legends.

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Speaker 2: We need height. So we are looking for the tallest

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Speaker 2: man in Melbourne. No footy experience is needed, all right.

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Speaker 2: So at the moment we've got Ivan's gonna be kicking

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Speaker 9: Ivan, Good morning, Christian.

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Speaker 4: How are I I'm good? Ivan? So have you played

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Speaker 4: Okay, this is this isn't a bonus. How tall are you?

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Speaker 6: I'm the tallest in my house if that's if that's

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Speaker 4: I mean it's the standard measurement, isn't it.

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Speaker 6: Okay, you're gonna don't ask that question.

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Speaker 10: But I have the tallest six two.

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Speaker 6: I was a Victorian junior, so I haven't played for

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Speaker 4: All right?

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Speaker 10: Uh Carl, hey, questions gone?

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Speaker 4: Are you the taughtost in your house?

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Speaker 10: I'm definitely taking the house. That definitely also Ivan.

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Speaker 2: So even sounds like he's up high out there in

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Speaker 3: The air is thinner up there.

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Speaker 4: And how told do you make six ft?

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Speaker 10: For mate?

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Speaker 4: This is great. We're moving in the right direction every

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Speaker 4: inch out so six fort the moment. All right, thank you.

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Speaker 10: I've got more recent experience than Ivan as well. It

446
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Speaker 10: is only a few years back, so I played rock

447
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Speaker 10: and I was a big physical ruckman, so I can

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Speaker 10: definitely help you out.

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Speaker 2: This is what we need because at the moment we

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Speaker 2: are not nice to know Joe Jack's interested just genuine

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Speaker 2: today's show or in Kyle all right, lovely the Reds

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Speaker 2: the show could take your leave, but a lot of

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Speaker 2: the plays we got so far is twenty thirty years ago. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's quite a bit of distance.

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Speaker 4: In the review, I was great in the Yes, we.

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Speaker 2: Should have called it that, but you reckon a couple

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Speaker 2: of years ago you were still playing.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, heut three three years ago I was playing. I

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Speaker 10: was in the ruck and I was taking down bigger

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Speaker 10: men than myself.

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Speaker 3: Brilliant.

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Speaker 4: I love it. Okay, thanks so now, big guy?

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Speaker 6: Okay, Oh cheers mate.

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Speaker 4: Six four Yeah, yep, I'm still interested. Have we got here, Glenn?

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Speaker 6: There you are and Christian Glenn?

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Speaker 4: Any move on? Six to four?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm six ' nine about.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's size of an anteater.

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Speaker 6: Y too many week picture as a kid.

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Speaker 1: This has done great.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, two hundred and three centimeters h. I played in

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Speaker 6: the ruck for five games for a church side, which

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Speaker 6: was interesting. But yeah, look in.

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Speaker 4: A minute pause pause, pause, pause pause a church side?

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Speaker 4: Is there a church leave?

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Speaker 2: I like the post the umpires Mary and you will

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Speaker 2: burn for eternity.

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Speaker 6: If you if you got knocked out, they gave you

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Speaker 6: the last rites.

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Speaker 4: Another fact of a church leads somewhere. This is amazing.

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Speaker 2: Incredible scenes are the changing rooms, like you know at

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Speaker 2: the church you come running out the big doors there.

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Speaker 6: Now the nuns rubbed down beforehand, but that's all good.

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Speaker 4: And that's too much Glen six six the nun chowers

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Speaker 4: and stuff.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I've got a full beard. A nickname is Yetie

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Speaker 6: or big Bird. And yeah, it's mainly because the way

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Speaker 6: I looked, we got it.

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Speaker 4: Thank you for taking us through that radio for the

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Speaker 4: heart of intelligence.

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Speaker 2: This is great, Glenn. So six nine, yep, all right, buddy,

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Speaker 2: stay there might be you. Okay, let's see we get

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Speaker 2: any move on that by the end of today's show.

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Speaker 2: Or it could be Glenn. Watch with Glenn when we

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Speaker 2: Jack's not interested anymore. He switched off.

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Speaker 1: Good Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: So if you know anyone taller than six foot nine otherwise,

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Speaker 2: then could be our ruckman thought that church side?

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Speaker 4: Are there more church side? This is amazing.

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Speaker 2: So still lots of nominations coming in as we are

501
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Speaker 2: putting the finishing touches to our team. In the Rutman's

502
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Speaker 2: part of that, we are still drafting people into the

503
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Speaker 2: team and this could be a great contender here.

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Speaker 4: Footy is a very physical game.

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Speaker 2: When I got this email last night, I was like,

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Speaker 2: this guy has to come in the team Christian. For

507
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Speaker 2: some time now, I've been contemplating nominating my son David.

508
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Speaker 2: David has a small toddler, didn't give a who about

509
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Speaker 2: his teddy bears.

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Speaker 4: His comfort was as Sharon foot.

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Speaker 2: He wouldn't go to sleep without his Sharon in his

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Speaker 2: com David was a champion junior football at the Ivanhoe

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Speaker 2: Junior Football Club.

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Speaker 3: That's where my brother played.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a very high standard there.

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Speaker 2: Receiving the Club Champion award in the final year of

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Speaker 2: junior football. Vaniel Amateur Football Club was to follow, receiving

518
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Speaker 2: Best and fairest best on ground in the Grand Final

519
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Speaker 2: and getting the honor of being selected to wear the

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Speaker 2: Big White representing Victoria in the International Rules game held

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Speaker 2: in Ireland in Cork. Then one day I was standing

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Speaker 2: in my kitchen preparing dinner when I saw David walk

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Speaker 2: through our sidegate coming home from football training and he said, Mum,

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Speaker 2: I'm hanging up my boots. I didn't get it. I

525
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Speaker 2: couldn't believe he was doing it. He wanted to take

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Speaker 2: up boxing. David is now boxer. I jumped online, Yesterdavening,

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Speaker 2: as you know, I'm a fight fan. This guy's a

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Speaker 2: pro boxer light heavyweight, unbeaten in eight fights, has knocked

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Speaker 2: out three of his opponents.

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Speaker 4: We need little.

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Speaker 2: David if that game gets physical. All the talk from

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Speaker 2: Bob Murphy and stuff like that, this guy turns people's

533
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Speaker 2: lights out for a living.

534
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Speaker 4: Maybe we don't get any goals, but just knocking out.

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Speaker 3: A few of the legends short, I think we at

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Speaker 3: least need the intimidation.

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Speaker 2: Exactly light heavyweight as well. So David is now boxer.

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Speaker 2: I would love my darling David. She calls him die David.

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Speaker 2: That's his name, Yes, it is Darling Dave. One last

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Speaker 2: game is I know deep down he still has rele

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Speaker 2: gets watching him play his head down, bum up tenacity.

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Speaker 2: Only a mom could describe it like that. I don't

543
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Speaker 2: think that's how they're taught about the tactics. Hey, come on, lads,

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Speaker 2: bummers up.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. Reading the plays.

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Speaker 2: And the courage was an absolute joy to watch. So

547
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Speaker 2: many spectators refer to his style of play and talent

548
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Speaker 2: equivalent to Dane Swan without the tattoos.

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Speaker 4: Please, please, I urge you to consider my darling David.

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Speaker 4: If he's in on the back of his jumper, is

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Speaker 4: Darling David.

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Speaker 2: Even though this guy is a professional boxer for one

553
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Speaker 2: last game. Maybe he could be Slugger or Dynamic David.

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Speaker 2: I think he's Darling David is a great name, all right.

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Speaker 2: If you got any more nominations, email us Christian at

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Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell dot com dot au and the next day

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Speaker 2: or two we need to speak to lights out Darling David.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Coming up next Then we're going to be doing three

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Speaker 2: topic two sday. This is where we run three phone

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Speaker 2: ins at the Saint. The topics are for you to

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Speaker 2: chat to us and give us your stories. First this morning,

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Speaker 2: it's going to be teenage love. I think all of

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Speaker 2: us will have some more.

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Speaker 4: Likely to be a story of heartbreak.

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Speaker 2: I think it's like it's a rite of passage as

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Speaker 2: a teenager, isn't it When you first start to have relationships,

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Speaker 2: what you think is falling in love with someone at

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Speaker 2: the time, and maybe it is, but it's more often

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Speaker 2: going to be a story of heartbreak that teenage love.

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Speaker 2: Over the weekend in my house, I don't know whether

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Speaker 2: it's Valentine's weekend. My youngest daughter, just fourteen, in the

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Speaker 2: space of thirty six hours, broke up with her Valentine

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Speaker 2: twice and got back together twice. When I left Sunday night,

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Speaker 2: there was slam doors.

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Speaker 4: Talk about it. Donald was is there anything you can

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Speaker 4: need or you can give me?

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Speaker 9: Now?

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Speaker 4: Is loneliness. It's heartbreaking to be the other side of

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Speaker 4: that door.

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Speaker 2: And you know when they don't they're stuck and they

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Speaker 2: don't know how to use words yet, and you want

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Speaker 2: to help them as a parent, and you know what

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Speaker 2: it's like, and you're like, God, this is going to

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Speaker 2: be really tough.

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Speaker 4: Valentine's ken as well. I come home yesterday morning, I

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Speaker 4: see she looks growing. Hey, how are you doing?

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Speaker 2: She goes, I don't want to talk about we're all

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Speaker 2: back together. I went, what when I said good night,

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Speaker 2: you broke up. You broke up for the second time,

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Speaker 2: you now went together. You must be exhausted.

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Speaker 4: I want what's going on?

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Speaker 3: So the routine is more break up at night time,

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Speaker 3: night the sun and the moon.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what goes on Jack with teenage girls.

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Speaker 2: I'm still trying to figure it out. So but it

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Speaker 2: just smacked to me of teenage love. You can't say

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Speaker 2: that to them because obviously, as a teenager everything's real

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Speaker 2: and it feels like that, isn't it. So it's so

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Speaker 2: vivid and bold and stuff like that. So yeah, two

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Speaker 2: breakups and two EANs in thirty six hours. It's incredible.

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Speaker 2: But you guys must remember your first kind of teenage

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Speaker 2: love or heartbreak.

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Speaker 3: Mine is kind of the opposite to that. My first

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Speaker 3: girlfriend and I technically are still going out because we

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Speaker 3: never broke up.

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Speaker 4: This is great. What do you mean?

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Speaker 3: We were? We were great friends and then when I

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Speaker 3: asked her out, we got both got really shy and

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Speaker 3: embarrassed of each other and hardly ever talked anymore. And

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Speaker 3: how old were you we I was. I would have

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Speaker 3: been lost as age fourteen. Yeah, and we never had

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Speaker 3: a conversation to say, like, hey, let's not be going

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Speaker 3: out anymore.

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Speaker 4: So to what stage we are holding hands, hanging out

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Speaker 4: after school.

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Speaker 3: Just kidding, yeah, hanging not even kissing, because you're that

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Speaker 3: kind of was a very very late bloomer, very late

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Speaker 3: bloom We.

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Speaker 4: Noticed the bed, he grow into it.

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Speaker 3: He was just hanging around the lockers in small chit chat.

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Speaker 3: But technically Sarah Panell and I.

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Speaker 4: Still still together. Yeah, just you can know there's another

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Speaker 4: woman involved.

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Speaker 3: I've never mentioned her.

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Speaker 2: All right, we're looking for your stories about teenage love.

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Speaker 4: Christian.

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Speaker 2: On the night of my big exams when I was eighteen,

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Speaker 2: I got dumped by the garbin with for six months

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Speaker 2: because he needed to focus on his exams. Following weekend,

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Speaker 2: we were in the pub where we all went and

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Speaker 2: he I was pashing a guard in the corner. This

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Speaker 2: email now goes into block capitals.

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Speaker 4: He was clearly over his exam. Stress.

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Speaker 2: There's all these years, decades later, you can still get

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Speaker 2: in touch, instill alive in you.

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Speaker 4: Isn't it that anger, that pain? Teenage love? What's your story?

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Speaker 10: Christian?

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Speaker 1: Hello, Christian O'Connell Show podcast time for this week's three

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Speaker 1: topic Twesday.

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Speaker 2: I'm in a rather ridiculous situation at the moment, during

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Speaker 2: every song and every ombrak, I'm fiddling with these headphones

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Speaker 2: I've had now for over fifteen years, and they are

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Speaker 2: barely even say these words on their last legs. When

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00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:47,040
Speaker 2: we emigrated here to Australia in my hand luggage, I

646
00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:50,280
Speaker 2: didn't even trust them to go in the suitcase. I

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00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:53,600
Speaker 2: put these headphones rights. The only thing I walked into

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Speaker 2: the studio to begin this show almost three years ago

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Speaker 2: was these Trustee headphones. That i'd worn for twelve years,

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Speaker 2: twelve years of my old show. They've been reupholds of

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00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:05,800
Speaker 2: a couple of times. Jack describe the state of them.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you've got gaffe tape around the left ear.

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Speaker 4: I see you readjusting.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it just they come apart one hole. They come

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Speaker 3: apart at every song, and you push them back together,

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00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:20,360
Speaker 3: and then you keep saying glue to anybody who will listen.

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Speaker 3: It's not really your request. Just like just glue. Glue.

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Speaker 3: They know how to glue. He's pointed it out there.

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Speaker 4: The engineers they need to be is glue. They're fine,

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Speaker 4: They've still got life in them.

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Speaker 3: I understand they have sentimental value to can't get Hang

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Speaker 3: them up somewhere, hang them up.

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Speaker 2: We look at them and sold over. No, I know,

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Speaker 2: it's like a samurai. Once you hang that sword up,

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Speaker 2: the samurai days are over. This samurai has still got

666
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Speaker 2: Samurai DJ days ahead of him.

667
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:50,000
Speaker 3: Surely, if they're samurai saw broke though, they're allowed to

668
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:50,600
Speaker 3: get a new one.

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Speaker 2: No, No, Samurai saws don't ever break. That katana has

670
00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:56,520
Speaker 2: been made in a furnace, just like these headphones.

671
00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:58,520
Speaker 3: Well, what's the gaffe tape for them?

672
00:29:59,000 --> 00:29:59,520
Speaker 4: Gloom?

673
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Speaker 11: Bloom.

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00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:01,320
Speaker 4: Someone listen to me.

675
00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:03,480
Speaker 6: Anyway?

676
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:06,960
Speaker 2: What can't you? What won't you throw away? I will

677
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,240
Speaker 2: not get rid of these headphones. They just need to

678
00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:11,440
Speaker 2: be repread. I have brand new backup.

679
00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:14,240
Speaker 4: Once that I brought myself. Now you have two pairs backups,

680
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:15,120
Speaker 4: need backups?

681
00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:16,320
Speaker 3: Okay, but I'm.

682
00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:18,800
Speaker 2: Not using them. These just need to be repaired. I

683
00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:21,160
Speaker 2: can't get rid of them, Jack, I can't. What won't

684
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:23,000
Speaker 2: you throw away? There must be stuff that you hang

685
00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:26,040
Speaker 2: on to barely works anymore, maybe it doesn't even work anymore.

686
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:28,880
Speaker 2: It's long long gone beyond that. But you cannot stand

687
00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:32,080
Speaker 2: to throw them away. These headphones, they just need clue.

688
00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:34,600
Speaker 2: Also this morning on three tip twos of them, we

689
00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:38,040
Speaker 2: had so many great stories yesterday about wardrobe malfunctions. We

690
00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:40,480
Speaker 2: heard about an hour ago about a bride getting out

691
00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:43,280
Speaker 2: of the bridal car, the dress tearing, but luckily the

692
00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:47,640
Speaker 2: driver having some safety pins to make some makeshift alteration.

693
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:52,320
Speaker 2: So wardrobe malfunctions also teenage love them. My fourteen year

694
00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:57,040
Speaker 2: old over the weekend broke up twice, back together twice,

695
00:30:57,480 --> 00:31:01,120
Speaker 2: currently back together. Anything could change in our by hour

696
00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:04,000
Speaker 2: situation at the moment, your story is about teenage love.

697
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:06,360
Speaker 2: Yesterday we've got a great email from one of you.

698
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:09,600
Speaker 2: A listener called Chris, who used the Dan Andrews snap

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00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:13,000
Speaker 2: lockdown to his advantage. He lied to his wife that

700
00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:15,320
Speaker 2: he'd called up the show last week to win one

701
00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:18,000
Speaker 2: of the Valentine's dinners that we were given away. Wife

702
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,000
Speaker 2: got so excited she went to have a listen to

703
00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:23,280
Speaker 2: her husband doing this act of generosity on the podcast,

704
00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:24,600
Speaker 2: and of course there was.

705
00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:28,000
Speaker 4: No call emailed back. Some detail estates.

706
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:29,600
Speaker 2: She then thought, oh, he must have got confused by

707
00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:31,080
Speaker 2: the day I listened to Thursday's one.

708
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:34,000
Speaker 4: Here's me go, Chris is on the line. Then she

709
00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:34,920
Speaker 4: is some other guy.

710
00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:37,920
Speaker 2: Who's not her husband, whose wife's pregnant.

711
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:42,000
Speaker 4: So, anyway, when have you been caught out in a lie?

712
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:43,880
Speaker 2: She now had to confront Chris, and he had to

713
00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:45,640
Speaker 2: be honest that he did not call the show, he

714
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:48,920
Speaker 2: had nothing arranged for Valentine's Day. It's awful when you've

715
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:51,640
Speaker 2: been caught out in a lie. It's a terrible, terrible moment,

716
00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:54,200
Speaker 2: like a cornered animal. You're don't to be in that situation,

717
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:56,840
Speaker 2: but being caught out on a lie. So this morning

718
00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:59,320
Speaker 2: we're looking for your stories of what can't you bring

719
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:01,920
Speaker 2: yourself to throw away. I me and my trustee headphones,

720
00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:06,640
Speaker 2: wardrobe malfunctions, stories of teenage love, our breakups and being

721
00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:10,080
Speaker 2: dumped and caught out on a lie. Best call we

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Speaker 2: get during the next hour, so we got tickets to

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Speaker 2: go Were Village Cinemas, Gold Class and don't forget. Every

724
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Speaker 2: Friday one of you wins one thousand dollars normally comes

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Speaker 2: from this feature on a Tuesday, one thousand dollars in

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Speaker 2: cash for Calder of the Week Christian.

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Speaker 1: Hello, Christian O'Connell show PODCASTO can feel stories of teenage

728
00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:31,760
Speaker 1: love either being dumped or doing the dumping, which has

729
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:33,240
Speaker 1: found out major revelation.

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00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:37,720
Speaker 4: This is huge. If true, could be front page. Tomas Haroldson,

731
00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:41,120
Speaker 4: you could be in the Patsy's News. Jack technically is

732
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:43,760
Speaker 4: a big a mist No two ladies.

733
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:45,560
Speaker 3: I just one lady.

734
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Speaker 4: No love for the postman.

735
00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:51,200
Speaker 3: I never technically broke up with my first high school girlfriend.

736
00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:53,720
Speaker 3: We never had a conversation to say it's over. We

737
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:57,240
Speaker 3: just were shy kids that walked away from each other.

738
00:32:57,560 --> 00:33:00,280
Speaker 3: So technically I still go out with Sarah Panell as

739
00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:01,840
Speaker 3: well as have my current wife.

740
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:03,800
Speaker 4: We need to track her down so you two can

741
00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:05,280
Speaker 4: have a kind of annulment.

742
00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:08,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, let's just have an agreement to go where

743
00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:10,000
Speaker 3: you agree we're breaking out.

744
00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:13,560
Speaker 4: Right, I've grown up way healthy. What do go to? Pantry?

745
00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:16,680
Speaker 2: And Chris Martin called it conscious uncoupling. That's what is

746
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:18,880
Speaker 2: needed between you. Let's try and track her down. Okay,

747
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:21,640
Speaker 2: and Patsy, you must have some stories about teenage and

748
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:23,240
Speaker 2: I've been dumped or doing the dumping.

749
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:24,280
Speaker 4: I imagine you're doing the dumping.

750
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:27,920
Speaker 5: Actually really no, not in the first case. But you

751
00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:30,000
Speaker 5: know what, I didn't kiss a boy till I was like,

752
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:32,920
Speaker 5: you won't believe it. On the wrong side of seventeen.

753
00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:35,000
Speaker 5: I was painfully shy.

754
00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:39,680
Speaker 4: That surprises me. No, no, no, because there's something embarrassed

755
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:40,080
Speaker 4: about that.

756
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:43,400
Speaker 2: Is I just presume that I what I say here,

757
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:46,720
Speaker 2: But it's sort of farm folk, you know, you're in

758
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:48,320
Speaker 2: the haybells and stuff.

759
00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:49,040
Speaker 3: That much else to do.

760
00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:53,960
Speaker 2: It's you don't recognize alone between cousin and partner, you know,

761
00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:56,560
Speaker 2: and so it's all just like an order of hay

762
00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:59,360
Speaker 2: and everything going out there as all that seventeen I

763
00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:02,960
Speaker 2: didn't know that was that's unusual. I didn't I didn't

764
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:05,120
Speaker 2: know that. So that was when he had your first boyfriend. Yes,

765
00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:08,600
Speaker 2: that's amazing. I wish it might its seventeen. I've your

766
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:09,439
Speaker 2: fourteen year old.

767
00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:10,319
Speaker 4: It's breaking up.

768
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:13,919
Speaker 2: Twice over the weekend, reunited at fourteen. Goodness knows where

769
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:18,719
Speaker 2: we'd be by sevent Seriously, where will we be so

770
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:22,480
Speaker 2: this morning? What happened to teenage love? Your stories are

771
00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:25,439
Speaker 2: being dumped and dumping. What won't you throw away?

772
00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:28,120
Speaker 4: Perhaps? Have you've still got some of Audery stuff? You're

773
00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:28,640
Speaker 4: never going to think.

774
00:34:28,719 --> 00:34:31,080
Speaker 5: I've got heaps of her stuff. But I've still got

775
00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:34,799
Speaker 5: my Levi's seven eleven jeans, which I will never even get.

776
00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:36,600
Speaker 4: Them from a seven eleven. They won't be Levice.

777
00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:39,279
Speaker 2: There's you sound the back in the day, but next

778
00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:41,400
Speaker 2: to the slushest a row of cheese.

779
00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:44,200
Speaker 5: I can't bear to part with them because I bought

780
00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:46,040
Speaker 5: them with one of my first paychecks and I love

781
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:48,719
Speaker 5: wearing them. I'll never fit into them, but I'll never

782
00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:49,440
Speaker 5: give them away.

783
00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:52,279
Speaker 2: Honestly, I think half of your house is like this

784
00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:59,160
Speaker 2: storage yellow lockups or something like with shutters instead of doors.

785
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:02,120
Speaker 2: I word to much, And have you still got loads

786
00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:04,440
Speaker 2: of Auderies old clothes? I went through this phase, I

787
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:06,440
Speaker 2: thought as the kids were getting old and this was

788
00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:08,520
Speaker 2: like when they're like five, six, seven, right, and they

789
00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:10,360
Speaker 2: started to go through these little grosserbers. I started to

790
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:12,520
Speaker 2: collect their little shoes and slippers and stuff like that,

791
00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:15,000
Speaker 2: until by the times about nine, it was like just.

792
00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:17,440
Speaker 4: Like a museum of sadness.

793
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:18,120
Speaker 1: Right.

794
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:21,200
Speaker 2: It was just it was a shelf. It just looked

795
00:35:21,239 --> 00:35:25,160
Speaker 2: like a shrine. It just brought me nothing but misery.

796
00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:27,200
Speaker 2: I had to pack it a one way one day,

797
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:30,320
Speaker 2: right because it would it would just make me so sad.

798
00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:32,840
Speaker 2: It was this, this museum of sadness. They want to

799
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:35,920
Speaker 2: sit by that touching them. They won't fit anymore.

800
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:38,439
Speaker 4: They're getting bigger and they're gonna leave and break my heart.

801
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:41,319
Speaker 4: So what won't you throw away? I've also got these

802
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:42,880
Speaker 4: headphones and I've actually broken that.

803
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:46,040
Speaker 2: I've had fifteen years, but they stilly just have tape

804
00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:47,920
Speaker 2: safety tail on the side of them. A silver what

805
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,920
Speaker 2: won't you throw away? Wardrobe malfunctions and caught in a lie.

806
00:35:51,719 --> 00:35:54,080
Speaker 2: Angie's kicking us off, Angie, good morning.

807
00:35:54,520 --> 00:36:00,200
Speaker 12: Good morning, Christian. Not knowing but I was the ole

808
00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:05,600
Speaker 12: of a wardrobe malfunction. I've driven my daughter to netball.

809
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:09,839
Speaker 12: She's got out of the car, shut the door, and

810
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:14,279
Speaker 12: then I've driven off. The next minu they're here and

811
00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:15,640
Speaker 12: I've quickly stopped the car.

812
00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:19,920
Speaker 13: The door's opened. She's standing there in her Bloomers and

813
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:23,400
Speaker 13: her netball shirt, no skirt. It was still hanging in

814
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:27,680
Speaker 13: the door, and to this day she still hates me,

815
00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:30,680
Speaker 13: twenty five years old later.

816
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:33,480
Speaker 2: Oh it's the Bloomers, isn't it, you know? And that

817
00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:36,040
Speaker 2: takes the story into the early nineteenth century, the Bloomers.

818
00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:39,600
Speaker 2: That's incredible, Angie, thank you very much your story.

819
00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:41,880
Speaker 4: Cheers, Kirsty.

820
00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:45,200
Speaker 8: Good morning, Good morning, Sunshine.

821
00:36:45,239 --> 00:36:46,239
Speaker 11: How's it going.

822
00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:52,480
Speaker 4: Sunshine? All right? And good morning to you and Kirsty.

823
00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:53,640
Speaker 4: What's your story this morning?

824
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:57,799
Speaker 8: I have the story of the ultimate wardrobe malfunction on

825
00:36:57,840 --> 00:36:59,920
Speaker 8: my wedding day, and the lesson that I take from

826
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:02,640
Speaker 8: this is always try on your clothes, even if you

827
00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:06,200
Speaker 8: think you've got the right size. On my webs and

828
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:08,759
Speaker 8: my wedding, I'd gone to buy my underwear and I

829
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:11,120
Speaker 8: got the size off the shelf and I'm like, yep, perfect,

830
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:14,080
Speaker 8: that's my size, and I took it home. Then on

831
00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:16,840
Speaker 8: my wedding day, I went put them on and I

832
00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:19,319
Speaker 8: tried to pull them up and I couldn't. They didn't fit.

833
00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:24,400
Speaker 8: The size had run small, and I was beside myself.

834
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:25,719
Speaker 8: I didn't know what to do. And my mom's going,

835
00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:28,040
Speaker 8: just don't wear any it's a long dress, and I'm going, mom,

836
00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:29,400
Speaker 8: I can't go commando.

837
00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:29,799
Speaker 4: In front of your heart.

838
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:37,759
Speaker 2: Your mom saying don't wear any is wrong. All cows.

839
00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:37,760
Speaker 4: Commando.

840
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:41,080
Speaker 8: I did, no, But I can't go commando in front

841
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:43,080
Speaker 8: of God. That's like, that was my big thing.

842
00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:43,880
Speaker 4: What a great phrase.

843
00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:47,360
Speaker 2: That's one of the it's actually it's the eleventh commandment,

844
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:48,359
Speaker 2: the one they kicked off.

845
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:49,680
Speaker 4: Just we can't have that one up there.

846
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:53,760
Speaker 2: This is going to be around for like centuries, guys.

847
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,200
Speaker 11: But also I had stayed at.

848
00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:58,400
Speaker 8: My mom's house, so I didn't have anything else that

849
00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:01,360
Speaker 8: I could use and wear. So I would give me

850
00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:03,640
Speaker 8: a minute, I'll calm down. And I tried again, and

851
00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:05,800
Speaker 8: I got them on, and it was all good. Anyway,

852
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:06,480
Speaker 8: Then we get.

853
00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:08,800
Speaker 4: To when you say you tried again.

854
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:11,000
Speaker 2: I've just got this thing of like Cinderella, you know,

855
00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:16,920
Speaker 2: trying to get the foot in the underpatter, stretching, stretching,

856
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:18,960
Speaker 2: streathing more than they can design to be stretched.

857
00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:21,839
Speaker 4: I think they mum, lent your pair or something like that.

858
00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:25,640
Speaker 8: No, No, my mum and I were very different sizes.

859
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:29,400
Speaker 2: So that way, you know, going into an area literally

860
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:32,320
Speaker 2: we shouldn't be going into. So anyway, anyway, you squeeze

861
00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:33,719
Speaker 2: into them, pull them up, and off you go.

862
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:35,160
Speaker 12: Yeah, and we.

863
00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:38,000
Speaker 8: Get to the gardens for the photo. So after the

864
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:41,560
Speaker 8: ceremony and I'm like, Mom, I just I can't seal anymore.

865
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:45,719
Speaker 8: And you guys take them off, And I said, but

866
00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:48,040
Speaker 8: I'm wearing a guard belt. Can't just pull them down.

867
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:51,640
Speaker 8: She goes, all right, we'll cut them off. So she's

868
00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:55,879
Speaker 8: this is a beautiful day in February, Williamstown.

869
00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:58,440
Speaker 2: Garden daylight today, beautiful sunshine, So let's all do it.

870
00:38:58,480 --> 00:38:59,960
Speaker 4: So are the photos been taken?

871
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:02,279
Speaker 2: At this point the photographer is getting some really good

872
00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:03,400
Speaker 2: action shots.

873
00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:06,799
Speaker 8: About to be anyway, So my mom's going up to

874
00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:09,359
Speaker 8: all these picnickers and asking them if they've got a knight,

875
00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:12,480
Speaker 8: and they're all looking at her like a mad woman.

876
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:15,000
Speaker 4: Your mom sounds awesome, by the way, but yeah, carry on,

877
00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:15,560
Speaker 4: she's a good.

878
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:18,719
Speaker 8: Friends amazing anyway, and my dad comes running back from

879
00:39:18,719 --> 00:39:20,839
Speaker 8: the car with one of those survival knives that's got

880
00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:29,200
Speaker 8: like a compass in the end, and he's so then they're.

881
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,600
Speaker 4: Like, all right, rainbow down.

882
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:35,960
Speaker 8: That night, They're like, how are we going to do this?

883
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:38,840
Speaker 8: So okay, let's let's make a circle. So my bridal

884
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:40,080
Speaker 8: party makes a circle.

885
00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:43,240
Speaker 4: Around me in the underwear. Let's make a circle.

886
00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:49,040
Speaker 8: And like my dress, I had a train that rivaled

887
00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:51,920
Speaker 8: Princess Diana's. So my mom's got an under my dress,

888
00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:55,799
Speaker 8: which took us a good five minutes. And she's she's

889
00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:58,640
Speaker 8: cut aside and she's come out and she's like, there

890
00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:01,560
Speaker 8: you go. And I'm like, but I'm still wearing a

891
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:03,640
Speaker 8: guard a belt, so I still can't get them off.

892
00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:06,400
Speaker 8: You can have to cut the other side. So she

893
00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:09,279
Speaker 8: gets under and she cuts the other side, and I'm

894
00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:11,400
Speaker 8: finally free, and you know, I do a little bit

895
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:13,840
Speaker 8: of a jiggle so that they fall down and everything,

896
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:18,400
Speaker 8: and I felt so much better. Anyway, in the meantime,

897
00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:21,320
Speaker 8: I'd asked my mother in law, who was at my house,

898
00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:23,920
Speaker 8: if she could grab just a spare pair out of

899
00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:25,960
Speaker 8: my drawers for later in the day.

900
00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:27,839
Speaker 2: This is now a two person job. You've now got

901
00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:29,640
Speaker 2: to she's only men and mother in law two or

902
00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:31,480
Speaker 2: three hours. Since she's getting a mark about who her

903
00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:32,279
Speaker 2: daughter in law is.

904
00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:35,480
Speaker 4: She doesn't wear Nickers the alternative.

905
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:37,880
Speaker 3: He's getting up under the dress.

906
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:40,760
Speaker 4: The two moms under there, only one can enter.

907
00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:49,400
Speaker 8: Two women enter, one woman leaves under the gown. Anyway,

908
00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:51,840
Speaker 8: I get to the reception center and my mother in

909
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:54,239
Speaker 8: law turns up and she comes running up to me

910
00:40:54,600 --> 00:41:01,200
Speaker 8: and she's like, ask, I've got your spare underwear. And

911
00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:05,400
Speaker 8: that was the story of my wedding day. Very memorable.

912
00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:09,480
Speaker 8: And I still have the the sliced pair of.

913
00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:12,120
Speaker 2: Oh, that's great, it's a great Momentor I don't people

914
00:41:12,239 --> 00:41:14,920
Speaker 2: keep the dress and the shoes and maybe a tiara.

915
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:17,080
Speaker 4: That's amazing the nickers.

916
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:20,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, do you know what, We're going to have

917
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:22,359
Speaker 2: to give you a pair of tickets go to village

918
00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:23,200
Speaker 2: in them as gold class.

919
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:25,360
Speaker 4: You've got to take your mum with you. Okay, she

920
00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:26,120
Speaker 4: sounds amazing.

921
00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:26,720
Speaker 3: It's a great.

922
00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:30,400
Speaker 8: My mom will love that. Thank you so much, Christian.

923
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:33,200
Speaker 4: And Kiro thanks all us. We love that story. You

924
00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:37,680
Speaker 4: told it so well. Thank you. Cheers, Kirsty, Bye.

925
00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:43,960
Speaker 1: Hello, Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

926
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:46,120
Speaker 4: Okay, so we need some out right now.

927
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:49,120
Speaker 2: Jack hit us all the big revelation about forty five

928
00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:52,279
Speaker 2: minutes ago that technically speaking, even though he's happily married

929
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:55,640
Speaker 2: to his wife Bianca. He still is in a very long, long,

930
00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:58,440
Speaker 2: long relationship with a girl that you were going out

931
00:41:58,480 --> 00:41:59,240
Speaker 2: with when you were fourteen.

932
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:02,440
Speaker 3: He just never broke my first girlfriend. I have unfinished

933
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:03,319
Speaker 3: business with her.

934
00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:05,920
Speaker 2: Excuse me the brake cut Now, I didn't think that's

935
00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:08,120
Speaker 2: the way this link was going. So you're looking for

936
00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:11,680
Speaker 2: a hook cup with her one last night we had.

937
00:42:11,719 --> 00:42:14,879
Speaker 3: We never had a conversation to say, hey, we're all

938
00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:17,520
Speaker 3: broken up, aren't we? Because we just drifted apart from

939
00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:17,919
Speaker 3: each other.

940
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:19,919
Speaker 2: And that's how fourteen year old said, don't they Hey,

941
00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:22,359
Speaker 2: hey we're all broken up, aren't we yet?

942
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:26,720
Speaker 3: Rat There was no discussion, no letter, nothing to say.

943
00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:27,439
Speaker 4: That we're braisen about.

944
00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:30,000
Speaker 3: So for all I know, she thinks that we're still

945
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:30,759
Speaker 3: in a relationship.

946
00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:32,600
Speaker 2: I mean she's probably telling people, Yeah, this guy I

947
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:36,239
Speaker 2: we'll be going where since we were fourteen school school sweethearts.

948
00:42:36,239 --> 00:42:37,759
Speaker 3: He's on the radio now is Jack Post?

949
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:42,120
Speaker 4: Where did I see him? Oh? Twenty years ago? He's

950
00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:44,040
Speaker 4: a very strange guy.

951
00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:47,680
Speaker 3: So if you wanted to speak to her on today's show.

952
00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:49,080
Speaker 4: I think you need to. I don't think you need

953
00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:49,640
Speaker 4: to break up.

954
00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:52,000
Speaker 3: I can't find her This is rare. Can't find her

955
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:56,920
Speaker 3: on Facebook or Instagram. She's she's gone invisible socially in

956
00:42:57,239 --> 00:42:58,040
Speaker 3: social miscass.

957
00:42:58,040 --> 00:43:02,000
Speaker 4: Someone's non facious. Do you think that movie The Invisible

958
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:05,440
Speaker 4: Man that works?

959
00:43:06,239 --> 00:43:08,560
Speaker 2: It's not even got a hot mal he is the

960
00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:13,160
Speaker 2: Invisible Man. But it is right that someone's on Facebook.

961
00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:14,440
Speaker 2: So do you think that's what's her name?

962
00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:19,920
Speaker 3: Sarah Pinini, Sarah Panell Sarah Panell. I believe from memory

963
00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:21,680
Speaker 3: pe double N E, double L.

964
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:22,480
Speaker 4: That helps.

965
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:27,200
Speaker 3: She is hopefully even still in the country, still in Victoria.

966
00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:30,239
Speaker 3: But I texted my friend who I thought might have

967
00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:32,839
Speaker 3: her number, and he just wrote back, did I wake

968
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:38,120
Speaker 3: up in two thousand and three? He said, check Instagram, Facebook.

969
00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:39,719
Speaker 3: I tried that She's not on there.

970
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:43,080
Speaker 4: Okay, So when you were what school do you go to?

971
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:45,600
Speaker 3: I went to q High School for two thousand to

972
00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:48,320
Speaker 3: two thousand and five. I dated her probably two thousand

973
00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:49,879
Speaker 3: and two or two thousand and three.

974
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:51,879
Speaker 4: And his sisters or brothers for Sarah Panell.

975
00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:54,520
Speaker 3: Yes had an older brother named Sam Panell. He would

976
00:43:54,520 --> 00:43:55,560
Speaker 3: have been two years older.

977
00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:57,560
Speaker 2: All right, So did anyone go to school and no

978
00:43:57,800 --> 00:44:01,759
Speaker 2: Sam panellep or his younger sister Sarah Panell Yes, and

979
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:03,360
Speaker 2: the spelling of the panel.

980
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:05,440
Speaker 3: Pe double ne double L.

981
00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:07,080
Speaker 2: Don't know how that helps in quiries on the RADI

982
00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:08,920
Speaker 2: I've got no idea. I was trying to sort of

983
00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:11,680
Speaker 2: get grab a pen to write it down myself. I'm

984
00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:13,359
Speaker 2: just trying to help out here, right, I just trn

985
00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:16,640
Speaker 2: to help out Jack. So can anyone help us out here?

986
00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:19,120
Speaker 2: And Sarah Panell? Jack needs you so he can break

987
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:19,920
Speaker 2: up with you.

988
00:44:22,239 --> 00:44:24,400
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

989
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:27,640
Speaker 2: Okay, so we're trying to reunite Jack with someone who

990
00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:30,040
Speaker 2: he is still in a relationship with.

991
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:33,800
Speaker 3: At fourteen years of age. My first girlfriend was Sarah Panell.

992
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:38,439
Speaker 3: We never broke up technically, we just stopped seeing each other,

993
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:40,359
Speaker 3: but never had a conversation to say we broke up,

994
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:42,359
Speaker 3: so we're technically still going out.

995
00:44:42,560 --> 00:44:42,840
Speaker 4: Yeah.

996
00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:45,440
Speaker 3: This is awkward, isn't it, especially because I'm married now?

997
00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:52,680
Speaker 4: Yeah? Exactly. Sarah needs to move on. Poor Sarah, Poor Sarah.

998
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:55,440
Speaker 4: You know. And so we've had a look on Facebook

999
00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:56,520
Speaker 4: on the socials.

1000
00:44:57,600 --> 00:44:58,280
Speaker 3: She's not there.

1001
00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:02,360
Speaker 2: People say, mate searched under Sarah post why because she

1002
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:06,280
Speaker 2: might be. You ever know, some people can you know,

1003
00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:08,600
Speaker 2: create all kinds of stories about you know, have you

1004
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:09,719
Speaker 2: tried Sarah posts.

1005
00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:10,480
Speaker 3: Type of it now, but.

1006
00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:18,799
Speaker 2: Certainly you're a Netflix documentary The Man with Two Ladies. No,

1007
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:22,359
Speaker 2: Sarah post right, a lot of Bill says, and she's

1008
00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:24,640
Speaker 2: probably married with a different surname.

1009
00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:25,400
Speaker 3: Very possible.

1010
00:45:25,480 --> 00:45:27,720
Speaker 4: How have you typed in, Sarah and Nie.

1011
00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:31,239
Speaker 3: Pell n e e?

1012
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:34,160
Speaker 4: Yeah? Is that the thing they put before it is?

1013
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:35,839
Speaker 4: Isn't it? Because some peo will do that.

1014
00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:40,440
Speaker 3: No, just still strangers from overseas.

1015
00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:44,560
Speaker 2: Okay, no strangers from overseas. All right, there's I got

1016
00:45:44,719 --> 00:45:45,399
Speaker 2: Kate's on the line.

1017
00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:49,879
Speaker 9: Good morning, Kate, Hi high Christian Pats and Jack I've

1018
00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:52,600
Speaker 9: done a little bit of investigations for you, Jackie boy

1019
00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:58,680
Speaker 9: and Sam maybe a doctor in the in the Rosanna area,

1020
00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:03,520
Speaker 9: which sees and they both may have attended a school

1021
00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:07,479
Speaker 9: in the primary school in the Heidelberg area. So there's

1022
00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:10,520
Speaker 9: a couple of leads for you. So hope, hope he

1023
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:11,280
Speaker 9: has some success.

1024
00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:14,040
Speaker 3: Okay, that sounds like this Sarah I'm looking for. She

1025
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:15,799
Speaker 3: did live in Heidelberg.

1026
00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:19,040
Speaker 4: I remember we're on the money joke.

1027
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:23,759
Speaker 3: I remember I used Herdelberg as a joke that fell

1028
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:26,640
Speaker 3: flat on its head during a speech at her party.

1029
00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:29,440
Speaker 4: Oh wow, things, we've got this silk going at What

1030
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:29,919
Speaker 4: do you mean?

1031
00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:33,120
Speaker 3: I saw a comedian at the comedy festival who came

1032
00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:36,800
Speaker 3: out and said, hey, guys, it's nice to be here

1033
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:39,680
Speaker 3: in Melbourne, and like looked at his hand and if

1034
00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:42,359
Speaker 3: as if he writ Melbourne on his hand, and he

1035
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:44,880
Speaker 3: forgot where he was nice to be here in Melbourne.

1036
00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:47,480
Speaker 3: So I tried to do it at her party with Heidelberg.

1037
00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:50,040
Speaker 4: I love this at the age of fourteen.

1038
00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:55,480
Speaker 2: I love the ambition put on you, hey guys here

1039
00:46:55,520 --> 00:47:01,800
Speaker 2: in Herdelberg crickets. Is that the moment She then disappeared

1040
00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:04,560
Speaker 2: without a trace witness relocation.

1041
00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:08,080
Speaker 3: So she did live in the Heidelberg area. So I

1042
00:47:08,080 --> 00:47:10,400
Speaker 3: think this is them, but you don't know them any more, Kate.

1043
00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:13,880
Speaker 9: No, no, no, no, I don't because my involvement in

1044
00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:16,719
Speaker 9: the Heidelberg area was quite some time ago. So but

1045
00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:20,520
Speaker 9: as soon as you said Sam and Sarah and you

1046
00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:22,360
Speaker 9: I've put a few things together, I.

1047
00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:23,160
Speaker 10: Thought it has to be them.

1048
00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:25,080
Speaker 4: Now are we allowed to know anymore?

1049
00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:29,560
Speaker 2: When you said my involvement in the Heidelberg area, what

1050
00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:31,640
Speaker 2: were you like a gangster used to run the town?

1051
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:38,440
Speaker 3: Just collee An investigated Christians, I sound like a spy.

1052
00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:41,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, done some investigating all during five minutes. Very impressed.

1053
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:44,720
Speaker 4: We've got you working on the Show's behalf out there, Kate.

1054
00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:48,600
Speaker 9: Yeah, absolutely, Christian like just any time we need to

1055
00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:49,839
Speaker 9: find someone, give me a call.

1056
00:47:50,080 --> 00:47:52,440
Speaker 2: Well, okay, this is great, Kate, thank you very much

1057
00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:53,120
Speaker 2: out this morning.

1058
00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:55,239
Speaker 4: Are we any closer to finding her? So you've got

1059
00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:57,800
Speaker 4: to today knock around all the doctor surgeries?

1060
00:47:57,880 --> 00:48:00,560
Speaker 3: Well I'm not doing that. Why this might be a

1061
00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:03,480
Speaker 3: doctor looking for her brother. Oh it's her brother, sam

1062
00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:04,720
Speaker 3: My brother's the doctor.

1063
00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:16,160
Speaker 4: Maria, Yes, Maria, yes you called me. Just do random

1064
00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:17,279
Speaker 4: house course during the show.

1065
00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:19,160
Speaker 2: This must be We're sorry, guys, just have some cold

1066
00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:21,320
Speaker 2: corning at the moment above the sales team, have you

1067
00:48:21,360 --> 00:48:22,879
Speaker 2: ever considered advertising on radio?

1068
00:48:26,120 --> 00:48:28,560
Speaker 11: I don't think i'd be that good. Actually, she's selling

1069
00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:30,440
Speaker 11: products online or on the radio.

1070
00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:35,320
Speaker 2: Got that out of the way, Maria. How can you

1071
00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:38,080
Speaker 2: help us with start the search for Sarah Panell?

1072
00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:41,600
Speaker 11: Well, Sarah is a good friend of mine and I'm

1073
00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:45,240
Speaker 11: sorry to say, Jack, she lives up north in Queensland.

1074
00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:47,200
Speaker 3: Oh well, great for her.

1075
00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:54,759
Speaker 11: And she has a boyfriend letting me down.

1076
00:48:57,280 --> 00:48:58,879
Speaker 3: It's all right, Jack, you here to take a moment,

1077
00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:01,600
Speaker 3: That's all right. I'm I'm now married as well.

1078
00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:09,279
Speaker 14: Maria sounds we met this wife now, that sounding like

1079
00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:15,080
Speaker 14: a pity congratulations, But I am in a happy relationship.

1080
00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:21,040
Speaker 4: Fell into the ether, wonderful stuff.

1081
00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:21,680
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1082
00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:25,080
Speaker 11: So Sarah, Sarah Lisa has been living up in Queensland

1083
00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:27,560
Speaker 11: for quite a while now, and she's not she's not

1084
00:49:27,680 --> 00:49:29,759
Speaker 11: on social media. She's a really good friend of mine.

1085
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:33,600
Speaker 11: I know her mum, her brother and the rest of us.

1086
00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:35,560
Speaker 11: All the panels, well, not all the panels, but the

1087
00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:36,400
Speaker 11: closest panel.

1088
00:49:37,160 --> 00:49:37,359
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1089
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:39,920
Speaker 11: Her brother is a doctor who lives in Heidelberg.

1090
00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:41,920
Speaker 4: Doctor Panell, Doctor Panell.

1091
00:49:42,040 --> 00:49:45,680
Speaker 11: That's right. But yeah, but Sarah lives in Queensland and

1092
00:49:45,719 --> 00:49:48,040
Speaker 11: she's been living up there for quite a long time now.

1093
00:49:48,239 --> 00:49:50,960
Speaker 3: And Maria, did she ever mention the boyfriend at high

1094
00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:52,880
Speaker 3: school who she never broke up with now.

1095
00:49:52,719 --> 00:49:57,279
Speaker 4: A sort of big shot on the radio. No, she

1096
00:49:57,320 --> 00:50:01,680
Speaker 4: really wants to put some look, I did.

1097
00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:06,600
Speaker 11: I did speak to Sarah before calling the Christian O'Connell show.

1098
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:07,080
Speaker 9: You.

1099
00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:13,479
Speaker 11: I did let her know, and I did give her

1100
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:16,960
Speaker 11: the number if she wanted to call and speak to you.

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Speaker 11: So I'm not sure whether she's going to do that,

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Speaker 11: but I did give.

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00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:22,360
Speaker 4: Her an You're really really kind doing this this is great.

1104
00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:25,000
Speaker 3: So what did you say to her? Call the show?

1105
00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:26,320
Speaker 3: If you want to speak to Jack again?

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00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:30,480
Speaker 11: I did. I spoke to her just before I called.

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00:50:30,719 --> 00:50:35,400
Speaker 4: Did she lock, Oh, oh my god, how is it?

1108
00:50:35,520 --> 00:50:35,879
Speaker 4: My heart?

1109
00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:36,279
Speaker 2: Oh?

1110
00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:39,520
Speaker 4: Their feelings are still powerful? Or was there a Jack.

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00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:41,560
Speaker 3: Jack?

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00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:43,560
Speaker 4: What did she say?

1113
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:46,719
Speaker 11: She said, Oh, yes, I did go Oh yes, I

1114
00:50:46,719 --> 00:50:49,680
Speaker 11: do remember Jack post and that was it.

1115
00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:52,760
Speaker 4: Nothing else?

1116
00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:58,520
Speaker 2: Nothing else she remembers is the name the two words

1117
00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:02,960
Speaker 2: put together? Yeah, that's great, Maria. You've been amazing. Thank

1118
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:04,319
Speaker 2: you very much for helping doing this.

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Speaker 4: Okay, my pleasure. Please next time we see all the Panals,

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Speaker 4: do solo to them from us.

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00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:12,440
Speaker 11: Okay, I will, I will, thank you, Thank.

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00:51:12,280 --> 00:51:15,160
Speaker 4: You, Maria. She ain't calling you.

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Speaker 1: Christian Christian o'connells show podcast.

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Speaker 2: I'm not saying that, Patsy, you know, whether it's a

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00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:24,560
Speaker 2: news thing used to sort of always going towards the

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Speaker 2: doom sort of side of stuff.

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00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:27,960
Speaker 4: But she just walked into the studio and went and

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00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:29,640
Speaker 4: that Maria was on just now.

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00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:33,600
Speaker 2: I thought actually she was going to say, Sarah Panal

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Speaker 2: has passed away.

1131
00:51:35,480 --> 00:51:37,760
Speaker 4: At no point Marie came on to you brighton breeze.

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00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:40,279
Speaker 4: That did she know? One hour sawys to me, did

1133
00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:40,640
Speaker 4: you think that?

1134
00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:41,200
Speaker 3: Did you think that?

1135
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:44,359
Speaker 4: Doom? Scrolling? Wrong?

1136
00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:49,920
Speaker 2: One born in Patsy morning?

1137
00:51:51,480 --> 00:51:53,640
Speaker 4: Still that stall that? All right? Today?

1138
00:51:53,719 --> 00:51:57,200
Speaker 2: Hey, grain news the vaccines coming about fifty two years time,

1139
00:51:57,239 --> 00:51:58,080
Speaker 2: it filtered down.

1140
00:51:58,360 --> 00:51:59,799
Speaker 4: I just heard the news. So they're going to give

1141
00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:02,719
Speaker 4: it to frontline workers first of all, right, elderly yep.

1142
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:04,719
Speaker 4: And then the rest of it's on scratchy cards. You

1143
00:52:04,760 --> 00:52:07,440
Speaker 4: go to and you go all, I'm getting the vaccine.

1144
00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:10,440
Speaker 3: So how did the UK do you? Fifteen million already?

1145
00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:15,040
Speaker 2: We just start injecting people a while ago, three months ago,

1146
00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:18,560
Speaker 2: all right. So with all this medical songs, is the

1147
00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:19,880
Speaker 2: time way stir today?

1148
00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:22,480
Speaker 4: Girls don't want to have funus.

1149
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:24,280
Speaker 3: No they don't, No, they don't.

1150
00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:26,880
Speaker 4: Silver, thank you all the shingle ladies.

1151
00:52:26,920 --> 00:52:32,080
Speaker 2: Oh they've got shingles. Beyonce's ladies. Can't save the spleen gold.

1152
00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:33,000
Speaker 4: You got to look after it.

1153
00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:39,200
Speaker 2: Please, don't stand so colostomy gold, thank you, and Pink

1154
00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:41,480
Speaker 2: of the Tiger silver.

1155
00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:44,840
Speaker 4: Yeah jack, what have you got? Medical songs?

1156
00:52:46,160 --> 00:52:47,960
Speaker 3: Great balls of Pfizer.

1157
00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:54,399
Speaker 2: Oh on the nose, very good gold, Lucy immunized with diamonds.

1158
00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:55,640
Speaker 4: That's also gone very smart, thank you.

1159
00:52:56,719 --> 00:52:59,800
Speaker 3: Bohemian Ppe sorry Bohemian ppe.

1160
00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:03,440
Speaker 4: Oh for gold? Three golds? So far? Can it be

1161
00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:04,200
Speaker 4: a gold run?

1162
00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:09,800
Speaker 3: Say ah ah, you gonna be my girl?

1163
00:53:13,719 --> 00:53:15,319
Speaker 2: He asked me to get ready with the grip. I

1164
00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:17,680
Speaker 2: now regret for my part in this. I like to apologize.

1165
00:53:17,719 --> 00:53:19,359
Speaker 3: That's a great lu well done.

1166
00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:21,239
Speaker 4: Do it again. Okay, do it again. I'll kill the bed.

1167
00:53:21,800 --> 00:53:25,200
Speaker 3: Say ah ah, you gonna.

1168
00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:34,360
Speaker 4: Be my girl? Bronze, No, I'm jaking gold gold, well done?

1169
00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:36,160
Speaker 4: Was that four or five on the road view?

1170
00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:38,560
Speaker 3: I think I got? I think I got four? Get

1171
00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:39,280
Speaker 3: four goal.

1172
00:53:39,200 --> 00:53:43,000
Speaker 2: Four gold gold uncler postman. Maybe Sarah Panell will come

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Speaker 2: and contact the show now.

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00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:47,879
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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00:53:50,480 --> 00:53:53,400
Speaker 2: Christian number one, the list for Who's Calling Christian twenty

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Speaker 2: twenty one. Sarah Panell, great idea, well done?

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00:53:58,320 --> 00:53:58,600
Speaker 3: All right?

1178
00:53:58,760 --> 00:54:02,480
Speaker 4: Medical songs? Medical songs? Is the time wasted today?

1179
00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:10,880
Speaker 2: Smells like spleen spirits gold em great southern glandular fever.

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00:54:11,960 --> 00:54:12,320
Speaker 3: Silver.

1181
00:54:13,239 --> 00:54:16,400
Speaker 4: Hey, lube is lube?

1182
00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:16,960
Speaker 3: Medical?

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00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:17,400
Speaker 4: Yes?

1184
00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:20,799
Speaker 2: Absolutely, yes, I have to lubricate to perform procedures and

1185
00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:25,719
Speaker 2: examine various orifices. Silver plus or plural A sign I

1186
00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:28,280
Speaker 2: want to hold your gland silver.

1187
00:54:28,880 --> 00:54:33,920
Speaker 4: I heard it through the stethoscope Civil plus Baby when

1188
00:54:33,920 --> 00:54:39,359
Speaker 4: You're gone a Rhea Gold, Roger can't take my nebulizer

1189
00:54:39,400 --> 00:54:43,040
Speaker 4: off you. That is very good.

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00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:50,120
Speaker 2: Like my Pfizer Gold Ultrasounds of Silence Silver plus Papa

1191
00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:55,000
Speaker 2: Don't Breach Silver, Gangster's Parasite Silver plus two shows about

1192
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:58,120
Speaker 2: so there where Coolio's Gangster's Paradise has got a name check.

1193
00:54:58,680 --> 00:55:02,399
Speaker 2: That's in Chris, I got f Babe Silver. How deep

1194
00:55:02,440 --> 00:55:02,960
Speaker 2: is your glove?

1195
00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:08,800
Speaker 3: Classic? Gold is a classic?

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00:55:09,480 --> 00:55:15,439
Speaker 4: We will jab you silver the glove shack go let

1197
00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:21,960
Speaker 4: it ppe Silver seven Operation Army. Can I prick it

1198
00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:22,920
Speaker 4: like a need?

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Speaker 3: Or you know you can skin?

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00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:28,920
Speaker 4: Let's just perform the procedure. Bums are burning Bronze.

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00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:32,880
Speaker 2: I got nine one promise, but a stitchaint one Silver,

1202
00:55:33,520 --> 00:55:37,040
Speaker 2: tough like Vinnie, the sound of Mucus Gold, some Gerrard

1203
00:55:37,239 --> 00:55:42,480
Speaker 2: Boulevard and broken Bones Silver loosing the sky with dilated pupils.

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00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:45,680
Speaker 4: Let's end it with that.

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00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:49,880
Speaker 2: That's very good, well done.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Jack Post was kind enough to get all the team

1208
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Speaker 2: members of Voucher from Massage for Christmas present, which is

1209
00:55:57,600 --> 00:56:00,399
Speaker 2: a very kind generous thing to do. Patsy, the first

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00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:02,319
Speaker 2: team member to go to this parlor that he booked

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Speaker 2: it in it.

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00:56:03,239 --> 00:56:06,040
Speaker 3: I haven't personally been there. I've only seen online what

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00:56:06,160 --> 00:56:07,319
Speaker 3: it looks like, and it looks like.

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Speaker 4: It was like a group on thing. Was it so online?

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Speaker 2: It's one of those discount emails, one of those yes,

1216
00:56:14,320 --> 00:56:18,080
Speaker 2: I do, thank you for your voucher. Anyway, perhaps he's

1217
00:56:18,360 --> 00:56:21,239
Speaker 2: the first team member to go and have the massage

1218
00:56:21,280 --> 00:56:23,799
Speaker 2: on Friday. And Jack just said, Hey, how'd it go?

1219
00:56:25,280 --> 00:56:28,359
Speaker 2: So nice? So nice? Then Jack said, was the place nice?

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Speaker 2: There was a way too long ago. Sometimes you don't

1221
00:56:31,719 --> 00:56:34,880
Speaker 2: need to say words to lie. She went, that's so

1222
00:56:35,200 --> 00:56:39,000
Speaker 2: high pitched, right, And then then she follows up with

1223
00:56:39,239 --> 00:56:43,680
Speaker 2: and it isn't about how the place looks. I'm thinking

1224
00:56:43,719 --> 00:56:50,080
Speaker 2: of is it's a big start. I mean, all you

1225
00:56:50,160 --> 00:56:51,840
Speaker 2: gotta do is keep it tidy. You go into that

1226
00:56:51,880 --> 00:56:53,719
Speaker 2: little reception room and you go into the side room.

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00:56:53,880 --> 00:56:55,040
Speaker 2: How can they screw that up?

1228
00:56:55,520 --> 00:56:59,760
Speaker 4: Have you?

1229
00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:00,880
Speaker 2: Is lovely?

1230
00:57:01,040 --> 00:57:03,799
Speaker 4: That is not what you said. You said, Hey, it

1231
00:57:03,840 --> 00:57:06,440
Speaker 4: isn't always about the place. There's I don't mind flies,

1232
00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:09,239
Speaker 4: you know, nice flies. They're all part of the food chain.

1233
00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:12,040
Speaker 4: You know, we all need animals and livestock doesn't bother

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00:57:12,120 --> 00:57:12,879
Speaker 4: me out there as well.

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Speaker 2: And I don't need a door that shuts while I'm there,

1236
00:57:15,320 --> 00:57:18,120
Speaker 2: And it's all these extras, all right, Tyler. Today's show

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Speaker 2: is to Man with two Ladies. We are back tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast