Speaker 1: Here in the vast plains of Adelaide, South Australia, two
Speaker 1: young males engage in an ancient ritual known as a podcast.
Speaker 1: It's purpose to attract mates, and by mates we mean listeners.
Speaker 1: They're both married, so please don't slide into their dms.
Speaker 1: Their names are Ben and Leo.
Speaker 2: Good eye there, podcaster and a massive good eye to
Speaker 2: all of our Gold Loyalty program listeners.
Speaker 3: Yeah, an extra special hello to you. Yeah. Obviously the
Speaker 3: Ben and Lamb Loyalty Program rewarding frequent listeners basically everyone
Speaker 3: if they if they want to be involved as a bronze,
Speaker 3: then you work you out to silver and then of
Speaker 3: course gold. And I think anyone who's probably you know
Speaker 3: pod squad, like you know, listens to this kind of
Speaker 3: garbage you put, you're probably in the gold category already.
Speaker 2: I think I would say, if you listen to the
Speaker 2: podcast properly, your immediate silver. And if you're in the podcast,
Speaker 2: if you listen to the podcast sorry, and you're involved
Speaker 2: in the pod Squad actively, you're a gold.
Speaker 3: Yeah. For example, if you came to the Estonian House
Speaker 3: for our pod party, you're a gold.
Speaker 2: Absolutely. You went about beyond before we get ahead of ourselves.
Speaker 2: That was my fault. I brought it up. But why
Speaker 2: don't we jump into the pod? Yep, it'll all be
Speaker 2: explained in there what we're talking about, and then we're
Speaker 2: gonna chat more about off the back.
Speaker 4: Good morning, I had of light.
Speaker 2: It's a Tuesday. Let's get stuck in. I'm gonna have
Speaker 2: to lift my game this morning. Lamb A little tired
Speaker 2: and you get a lot of sleep. Last night, Freddie,
Speaker 2: my son two years old, almost three, didn't have a
Speaker 2: great night's sleep.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 2: He was in my room at about three o'clock.
Speaker 3: Did you do that thing that you've told me kids
Speaker 3: do when you're like you're sleeping and you just sort
Speaker 3: of sent something's there and you open your eyes and
Speaker 3: they're right in front of your face.
Speaker 2: Normally he does do that. This time he came in
Speaker 2: quite upset. I think maybe he heard some wind blowing outside.
Speaker 2: Is a bit scared, right, So I got I got
Speaker 2: him back into his bed, gave mccardial, gave him kiss,
Speaker 2: and I said I got to go to work, and
Speaker 2: he got upset I had to go to work. He said,
Speaker 2: why do you Why do you have to go to work?
Speaker 2: And I said, well, I have to go to work
Speaker 2: because no one else can push the buttons. And he said,
Speaker 2: and I'm not making this up. He said, what about Liam? Well,
Speaker 2: and I said Liam can't push the buttons and he
Speaker 2: said why and I said, I don't know. He's just
Speaker 2: never learned. And then he said, no one teach him.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I mean there has been offered for people
Speaker 3: to teach him, so he just don't want a lack
Speaker 3: of care factor. I mean, I just feel like I've
Speaker 3: gone this long, like why I learn now?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: You know, but yeah, sorry, Freddie, maybe your dad could
Speaker 3: actually stay home with a little bit more if I
Speaker 3: actually knew what I was doing in this studio. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you may have heard the news. I am virgin gold
Speaker 3: status ben here merely silver, which is not as good
Speaker 3: as gold, of course, better than bronze though, Yeah, but
Speaker 3: it's still a far cry away from goal status, which
Speaker 3: gives you priority boarding of course, priory bag drop check in,
Speaker 3: among other things, lounge access the whole shooting match. And
Speaker 3: once you have that status, it changes you as a person.
Speaker 3: You lauded over people, It gives you a certain swagger, yep,
Speaker 3: and it feels good to be in the up.
Speaker 2: Rachalon well, we all know in this life it's not
Speaker 2: what you know, it's who you know.
Speaker 3: It's so true.
Speaker 2: We all know the rich get richer and the poor
Speaker 2: get poorer. So as soon as you can get into
Speaker 2: that goal year, it's a snowball effect. Everything becomes easier.
Speaker 3: Well, and that's the thing. You actually accumulate points quicker
Speaker 3: in the Gold tier. It's that's and that's why so
Speaker 3: many people are reaching for it, you know. And it
Speaker 3: made me think because I never used to care about
Speaker 3: points and that sort of stuff, and then a few
Speaker 3: years ago I was like, I'm on a mission. I'm
Speaker 3: on a mission to get to the gold status and
Speaker 3: my life has changed for the better now that I
Speaker 3: have it. And it got me thinking, wouldn't it be
Speaker 3: great if we had a Ben and Liam loyalty program.
Speaker 3: So maybe you don't travel all the time, so you know,
Speaker 3: Virgin Gold's not going to do much for you, but
Speaker 3: you do listen to the radio in the morning. Wouldn't
Speaker 3: it be great to reward listeners who come back to
Speaker 3: the show with a Bronze silver gold system.
Speaker 2: And of course we're well aware that not all listeners
Speaker 2: are equal, because if you listen to the show, all
Speaker 2: the time. Why should you be on the same tier
Speaker 2: as someone who just tunes in.
Speaker 3: As some someone's going, oh yeah, sometimes they get a
Speaker 3: bit boring when they talk about the stain too much,
Speaker 3: So I flick over the triple M. No, no, no
Speaker 3: if if that's a big if. If you if you
Speaker 3: get into the loyalty program, you're sitting out of bronze.
Speaker 3: But for the regular people who are tuning in morning
Speaker 3: after morning, listening right now, being like, hey, I should
Speaker 3: be in this, we want to reward those people, you know,
Speaker 3: and maybe it's a bit of an incentive for those
Speaker 3: people who are casual.
Speaker 2: So if you're listening right now and you listen all
Speaker 2: the time, and sometimes you even call up and get
Speaker 2: involved with the show, you're a silver.
Speaker 3: Yeah thirteen one oh sixty five, get in touch. Should
Speaker 3: I break down? This is just what we're thinking top
Speaker 3: line for the loyalty program.
Speaker 2: Before we go into the depths of the loyalty program,
Speaker 2: why don't we get some people calling up? Okay, and
Speaker 2: then we can run through the tears. Yeah, fair enough,
Speaker 2: but just know they're pretty exclusive, pretty exclusive clubs, and
Speaker 2: some people will be disappointed.
Speaker 3: We will give We'll think, oh I'm a goal, but
Speaker 3: you know, maybe you're not quite yet, but of course
Speaker 3: we will let you know how you can become a goal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you call up as well to say you've
Speaker 2: never called up before, and you listen to sometimes in
Speaker 2: the background, don't be deterred because if you've got a
Speaker 2: lot of talent and a lot of hootspur, you can
Speaker 2: immediately go to silver.
Speaker 3: If act, if anything, I wouldn't mind just hearing from
Speaker 3: a casual who's like real bronze sort of stuff. But
Speaker 3: because once you're in the program, you want to progress
Speaker 3: right for you now you're like, okay, well I want
Speaker 3: to get rid of my dirty bronze card and move
Speaker 3: to a field and then a goal.
Speaker 2: If we all aspire to be gold.
Speaker 3: That's it. That's it. So thirteen one o six five
Speaker 3: we are. We're starting the Ben and Liam Loyalty Program.
Speaker 3: Get in touch. We'll give you a card. We're genuinely
Speaker 3: doing this. We've got cards made up and the whole thing.
Speaker 3: So look forward to hearing from your next.
Speaker 2: Firstly, what I like to say a big warm welcome
Speaker 2: to all our Gold listeners.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Gold Loyalty Program listeners, and we welcome you to
Speaker 3: the show. If you haven't heard, we have just launched
Speaker 3: a loyalty program. No one's in it yep, so you've
Speaker 3: not missed out yet. But everyone's welcome thirteen one oh
Speaker 3: six five if you want to get involved.
Speaker 2: Lem and I were just saying that. You know, it's
Speaker 2: lovely if you listen to the show. Firstly, thank you
Speaker 2: for listening to the show. But all our listeners are
Speaker 2: not equal. There are some who listen more than others. Yeah,
Speaker 2: there or they deserve to be represented in the tier system.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 3: Athena joins us now in seed And how are you doing, Athena?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Good things are you?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Well?
Speaker 3: Do you listen to the show often? We do?
Speaker 7: I listen to the show every morning.
Speaker 3: Oh I love that.
Speaker 2: How often do you listen? In terms of how long
Speaker 2: in the morning you listen to the show.
Speaker 7: From about ten to eight until at least nine?
Speaker 4: Nice?
Speaker 3: And do you listen to the podcast at all?
Speaker 9: I don't listen to them?
Speaker 6: Maybe I should.
Speaker 3: Just a quick question for you, Athena, who is talking
Speaker 3: right now? Am I Ben? Or am I laying?
Speaker 7: You're Ben?
Speaker 3: No, So you've cemented yourself. If you can't differentiate the two,
Speaker 3: it means you're Bronze, but that's okay, that is not
Speaker 3: a bad tier to be in. You are in the
Speaker 3: loyalty program, and you are also zero zero one. You
Speaker 3: are the first person in the loyalty program, so your
Speaker 3: card will have number on it. You're literally the first
Speaker 3: person in. So that's that's gotta be worth something.
Speaker 2: Even though you are Bronze, you're still above everybody else
Speaker 2: who isn't even in the program.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you got to think of it that way.
Speaker 2: So I don't want people to think about bronze like
Speaker 2: it's a bad thing.
Speaker 3: And just so you know, Bronze you don't get perks, okay,
Speaker 3: but you get looked upon fondly yep. And you also
Speaker 3: get a complementary custom digital Bronze plated card which will
Speaker 3: be sent to you immediately. Good on your of course,
Speaker 3: you're in the program. And if you keep calling and
Speaker 3: getting involved, and you know, maybe in a couple of
Speaker 3: weeks so you can tell that I'm Lamb and not Ben,
Speaker 3: you'll be probably moved to Silver. We've launched the Ben
Speaker 3: and Liam Loyalty program. It's much like the you know,
Speaker 3: the Virgin system. Bronze, Silver, Gold. You get more perks
Speaker 3: as you go and it's rewarding loyalty for listeners who
Speaker 3: tune in regulate to the Ben and Liam show.
Speaker 2: Yep, it's fully complete with a digital card, so if
Speaker 2: you get on, you get given a tear you in
Speaker 2: the back end, or get sent a digital card that
Speaker 2: you can proudly display. They look great.
Speaker 3: They do look great. Look it's it's very hard to
Speaker 3: get to gold to don't you know, feel ashamed if
Speaker 3: you're not quite coming in at that and of course
Speaker 3: you can only work your way up. Brian in clear
Speaker 3: you how long have you been listening to the show?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: For years now.
Speaker 7: I don't just listen to your show, but I listened
Speaker 7: throughout the day as well.
Speaker 3: Okay, so you've been listening to our show for years
Speaker 3: or you've been listening to Kiss for years?
Speaker 10: Well Kiss, Yeah, I was listening to Mixed Fire.
Speaker 3: You started listening to us from the first of April
Speaker 3: when we started here.
Speaker 1: Oh, definitely.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: One, are you able to tell me just one thing
Speaker 2: that we do on the show doesn't matter when just
Speaker 2: at some point we do X, What do we do
Speaker 2: any segments? What's one thing we're known for?
Speaker 11: Well, the secret secret that's good and that I would say,
Speaker 11: base level knowledge, firmly in the Bronze tier, and we
Speaker 11: will send you your complimentary custom digital bronze plated card
Speaker 11: right now.
Speaker 2: And now that you have a bronze card, you'll be
Speaker 2: looked upon fondly.
Speaker 3: You'll be looked upon fondly. And hey, next top silver,
Speaker 3: So good luck. Rirean Simon in One Tree Hill. Can
Speaker 3: you name one thing other than the secret staining that
Speaker 3: we do or have done on the show at some point?
Speaker 3: W very good?
Speaker 2: All right, another test for you. This is for silver status.
Speaker 2: Who's talking right now? Ben?
Speaker 3: WHOA Simon goes bang? Well, congratulations, one priority call a year.
Speaker 3: You also get yourself a Benelem fridge magnet, and of
Speaker 3: course we'll give you that digital silver plated card as well. Simon,
Speaker 3: congratulations and thank you for joining us and being a
Speaker 3: part of our loyalty program. But we do have a
Speaker 3: call from a I would say a bit of a
Speaker 3: in recent history, a bit of a show legend for
Speaker 3: us anyway, someone who just started calling through one day
Speaker 3: and then it's just sort of snowballed. Definitely one of
Speaker 3: our listeners that we spent the most time with, Anastasia
Speaker 3: in Morson Lakes, aka the Prize Mole. Good morning, Good
Speaker 3: morning guys. How a today he is? She has won
Speaker 3: a prize on every other breakfast radio show. We are
Speaker 3: currently trying to get her on Deal or no Deal,
Speaker 3: grant Dn, you gave us his word that he'll be
Speaker 3: able to get her on at some point this year.
Speaker 2: If you are listening to the show wondering, what have
Speaker 2: I got to do to become a Gold Yeah, status
Speaker 2: member of Ben and Alam's loyalty program, You're got to
Speaker 2: become the Prize.
Speaker 3: Mol the prize Male. Congratulations, Anastasy, you are the first
Speaker 3: listener in the Gold tier of our loyalty program.
Speaker 6: I feel very privileged.
Speaker 7: Yes, thank you.
Speaker 3: So much as you should. Boy, You've done a lot
Speaker 3: of good work for us.
Speaker 2: Now, I'm sure everyone listening is going, oh my god,
Speaker 2: what do I get if I get into the Gold program?
Speaker 3: Land? Do you want to know? Anastasia? Now, just Ton
Speaker 3: priority calling? Okay, you get the fast track hotline number. Okay,
Speaker 3: that's going to put you straight to the top. You
Speaker 3: accumulate loyalty points two and a half times faster, and
Speaker 3: you're already at Gold. So what you're saving for? Well,
Speaker 3: there could be and I don't want to speak out
Speaker 3: a term. There may be more tears to the introducer
Speaker 3: at some point. We're just in beta phase. We just
Speaker 3: want to launch the original three tiers, but it would
Speaker 3: be nice for a place for someone to go. You
Speaker 3: get a Ben and Liam Fridge magnet. It is sent
Speaker 3: to you, Anaesthesia. You don't have to come in and
Speaker 3: pick it up. That'll be mailed straight to you.
Speaker 2: If you're a Silver, you have to come get it
Speaker 2: from work.
Speaker 5: Yep.
Speaker 3: If you're a gold, it gets sent to you, Anastasia.
Speaker 3: You also get a complimentary song request. Do you get
Speaker 3: one per annum?
Speaker 2: Oh wow, you can cash that in at any point.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, And look, you don't have lounge access yet
Speaker 3: because that hasn't been introduced yet. Because lounge access as
Speaker 3: we let people come in and sit on the show
Speaker 3: anytime they want and they get free snacks and drinks.
Speaker 3: But that just just watch this space. That may come
Speaker 3: in the loyalty program later. But did you I mean,
Speaker 3: I mean I'm going off the coffee. I mean you
Speaker 3: do you have all year to think about it. Do
Speaker 3: you want to give us your song now or do
Speaker 3: you want to just do it at a later date.
Speaker 7: No, I'm going to give it at a later date.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you just said, you know, mull it over. You know,
Speaker 3: no need to give us it right now.
Speaker 2: Well, good on your Anastasia aka Prize Mole. You have
Speaker 2: received our first gold cards in our loyalty programs.
Speaker 3: On your complementary custom digital gold plated card. Would you
Speaker 3: like us to write Anastasia and like your full name
Speaker 3: or do you like Prize Mole on it or brackets
Speaker 3: prize Mole?
Speaker 9: Yeah? Absolutely, put Prize Mole on there somewhere.
Speaker 6: You know. I achieve that, and I'm really proud of it,
Speaker 6: and I love it.
Speaker 3: Out wonderful, and I like to think at some point
Speaker 3: the loyalty program will extend to other businesses, Like maybe
Speaker 3: it's like, hey, if you're a gold Deer status, you
Speaker 3: can get a subway and you get like three dollars
Speaker 3: off your foot long or something like that would be
Speaker 3: like that huge dream sort of stuff. But we'll just see.
Speaker 3: This is where it only started like an hour ago,
Speaker 3: but I mean there's there's there's an hour okay, yeah,
Speaker 3: like ten minutes ago, but look there is Yeah, there's
Speaker 3: a long way for this to go. And feel free
Speaker 3: to call and request any old time to be a
Speaker 3: part of the loyalty program. Will genuinely send you your card.
Speaker 3: We will be building this club absolutely.
Speaker 2: Also actually a good time to mention, just really quickly
Speaker 2: before we jump into this break. If you want to
Speaker 2: get involved with the show more and you want to
Speaker 2: get yourself a Loyalty program card, jump onto Facebook and
Speaker 2: search Ben and Liams Pod Squad. Ben and Liams Pod Squad.
Speaker 2: That's a Facebook page we've made just for listeners of
Speaker 2: the show who want to be involved.
Speaker 3: There's like lots of people making memes about the show. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: it's very Yeah, if you really want to be involved,
Speaker 3: that's a good place to go.
Speaker 2: Benilliams Pod Squad is what that's called.
Speaker 3: It's ten. Hell, it's SI ten. Laura in Everton, good morning,
Speaker 3: how are you?
Speaker 6: Hello?
Speaker 2: Good morning?
Speaker 3: Did you sound up? And about what are you doing
Speaker 3: so early in the morning.
Speaker 10: I just sent to the gym, so I'm pumped.
Speaker 2: I just went to the gym and then we're off
Speaker 2: to work.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh carp a DM, I love that. Okay, well
Speaker 3: say absolutely five questions in front of you. A local
Speaker 3: man has gone viral after using a homemade boat to
Speaker 3: transport and build his house on Kangaro Islands other than
Speaker 3: ki what's your favorite region to visit in sa.
Speaker 11: Clove Valley?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's nice one.
Speaker 3: Did you hear Ben and I doing this big weekend away.
Speaker 3: We're doing like two separate trips next weekend.
Speaker 10: I'm born and bred in the Clare Valley, so okay,
Speaker 10: yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: Did you hear about our trip though? I did? Yeah? Okay,
Speaker 3: Hey you should you should register it should.
Speaker 2: Come along, yeah, kiss, one of two three dot com
Speaker 2: dot Au.
Speaker 3: Also scammets have been luring Adelaide furniture buyers on Marketplace
Speaker 3: with fake stories before ghosting them and taking their deposit.
Speaker 3: It's disgusting. On a completely unrelated note, we have a
Speaker 3: nice oak set of drawers for sale. We just need
Speaker 3: your bsb an account number.
Speaker 5: Not today, Sorry you passed the test.
Speaker 3: A Brisbane woman has naturally conceived identical quadruplets in one
Speaker 3: of the rarest births in the world. How many babies
Speaker 3: is that for?
Speaker 2: You're blitzing through it?
Speaker 3: A lot of babies? Hey, Andy Burnham has become the
Speaker 3: new British PM. What country is London in England? Jesus
Speaker 3: is an easy one this morning, but I feel like
Speaker 3: if you Yeah, you've lifted some weights.
Speaker 10: I feel like this one has to be hard.
Speaker 3: Well, it depends if you like ferg you or not.
Speaker 3: It was twenty years ago today Fergie's London Bridge came out.
Speaker 3: Can you finish these lyrics?
Speaker 6: Like London? London? London turned me down?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean you were coming out of the gates
Speaker 3: so confident.
Speaker 2: We can give it to you. You kind of mean, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's a tough and produce a bell striking your head
Speaker 2: saying no. But I feel like you did save the words.
Speaker 3: But we just I'm not going to cut you down
Speaker 3: because you've done well. You just hang there. We're just
Speaker 3: going to see if Carmen and now but Park can
Speaker 3: do a better job. And if not, we'll go back
Speaker 3: to Laura.
Speaker 2: All right, can you finish the lyrics?
Speaker 8: There we go.
Speaker 3: London? Can we go back to Yeah, thank you Carmen,
Speaker 3: and I think Laura will. We'll just give it to Laura.
Speaker 2: Can I give you a second chance? Okay, I'm going
Speaker 2: to play the I'm going to play it again, sing.
Speaker 3: It with some more hoodspot, a bit more hoods, but
Speaker 3: a bit more land in London.
Speaker 2: Lesson it's got worse, all right?
Speaker 3: Well, just you hang there again, Laura. We're gonna see
Speaker 3: if Tris from Hillbank can do a better job.
Speaker 2: Otherwise, if she can't, you get a third chance.
Speaker 8: Okay, here we go.
Speaker 6: Learn and learn to put your down.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think we're being real Stick, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: give Laura a third chance, the third and final chance
Speaker 3: hit us.
Speaker 8: Here we go London, London.
Speaker 12: There you turned me down.
Speaker 3: Maybe no, maybe, maybe I'm hearing Fergie doing it and
Speaker 3: no one's gonna matter.
Speaker 2: It's just learned and learned in London, that's all it is.
Speaker 2: I'll give it to you whatever I've.
Speaker 3: Got away with one this morning. But that's all right.
Speaker 3: We give you a double pass to the Red Hot
Speaker 3: Summer Tour.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much.
Speaker 3: That is amazing, Laura.
Speaker 2: It's a good song, by the way. It goes pretty hard.
Speaker 4: It's like London, London.
Speaker 3: That's what we're looking for. Ben, You and I are
Speaker 3: massive fans of Rocky. We love Rocky when he loses
Speaker 3: to Apollo Cree. We love Rocky two when he beats
Speaker 3: Apollo Cree. We love Rocky three when he goes up
Speaker 3: against mister t club A Lang. We like, we really
Speaker 3: love Rocky four where he goes to the USSR to
Speaker 3: take on Ivan Drago after Ivan brutally kills Apollo in
Speaker 3: a fight. At the very start, we even didn't mind
Speaker 3: when he trains Tommy Gunn, the young fighter, who then
Speaker 3: turns on him, and then him and Rocky have a
Speaker 3: big street fight and they throw bins at each other
Speaker 3: at the end. Rocky Balboa wasn't the best, but when
Speaker 3: he comes out of retirement, but we did like the
Speaker 3: song from three to six Mafia and when he gives
Speaker 3: his son that big motivational speech. Creed was awesome. Adonnas
Speaker 3: Creed obviously the son of Apollo trained by Rocky really good.
Speaker 3: Got even better in Creed two when a donna's faces
Speaker 3: Victor Drago, the son of Ivan, who is still who
Speaker 3: is still kicking Creed three also great. Have you heard
Speaker 3: your new Jews then I think you can see where
Speaker 3: this is going. But there is a new Rocky movie
Speaker 3: coming out name A Make.
Speaker 13: Actings what I live in breath for and you got
Speaker 13: it to myself. You need to show everyone who you are.
Speaker 1: I like the scros Sylvester. Sylvester, that's great, his real name.
Speaker 1: It's got a nice rink to it.
Speaker 3: Sylvester.
Speaker 13: It's like Peter Parker.
Speaker 2: In Installment.
Speaker 3: It's called a blue Rocky. So it's a movie about
Speaker 3: a dude playing a dude disguised. There's another dude. It's
Speaker 3: it's a movie right about How Sylvester Stallone wrote Rocky,
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, so but you know how the
Speaker 3: whole story is like he wasn't gagging anything dogs like dude,
Speaker 3: your adroom. So he wrote the movie himself and cast him.
Speaker 3: He cast himself, and the studio was like, that's not
Speaker 3: going to happen. Well, this is a movie about that.
Speaker 2: Just freaking good touch, someone like Chuck Bronson or we
Speaker 2: do Eastwood guys.
Speaker 3: I play Rocky.
Speaker 2: I have no idea what that means.
Speaker 1: So the Raider wants to be in it as the lead. No,
Speaker 1: absolutely not. Drop some money.
Speaker 2: Had him twenty five ky, raise the off for try
Speaker 2: seventy five.
Speaker 8: You're parking cars for Christ's sake, Sylvester, seventy five, go
Speaker 8: to two hundred.
Speaker 1: No, I'm lucky in this. Nothing William books.
Speaker 3: Nothing buckets are going the daughters.
Speaker 2: We're gonna do it right by.
Speaker 3: Thirteenth of November, your birthday this year. I'm not that
Speaker 3: on that actual day, but this is when the movie
Speaker 3: comes out. We are going, in fact, we are gonna
Speaker 3: we will take the day off the show so we
Speaker 3: can we can watch all the nine Beck and Liam
Speaker 3: from Live of Him Back. We want to block out
Speaker 3: twenty four hours to watch all nine previous films before
Speaker 3: going into I Play Rocky. I'm genuinely jacked.
Speaker 2: Oh you, I can't wait.
Speaker 3: Only one thousand, four hundred and eighteen sleeps to go.
Speaker 2: To the next World Cup.
Speaker 3: Yeah, already counting down the days. I've got that real
Speaker 3: hole in me at the moment, just I don't feel complete.
Speaker 3: And then you forget about it after a couple of weeks.
Speaker 2: I suppose you to get your whole field.
Speaker 3: Yep, Well it will be in one thy four hundred
Speaker 3: and eighteen days.
Speaker 2: Get ready to be fair.
Speaker 3: Women's World Cup next year and obviously the Tilly's always
Speaker 3: going a bit of a tear. You know, we seem
Speaker 3: to be more successful that with the women.
Speaker 2: Whereabouts is the Women's World Cup going to be?
Speaker 3: I think it's in Brazil? Yeah, I think it might
Speaker 3: be in Brazil. Yeah, yeah, I mean, and then the
Speaker 3: last one was obviously here. Now that's when we were
Speaker 3: made the Semis and it was like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: we're going to do this thing.
Speaker 2: I wonder if Australia ever will get a World Cup,
Speaker 2: the men's not the women's one.
Speaker 3: I don't. I can't honestly can't see it happening. I mean,
Speaker 3: we had big bids for like the like we had
Speaker 3: a huge bid worth millions and millions of dollars for
Speaker 3: twenty twenty two.
Speaker 2: I'd imagine alber going into bat for soccer. We are
Speaker 2: soccer here in Australia. I think it's really good.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be great for the economy. Well he was,
Speaker 3: you know, he was wearing the scarf. But we don't
Speaker 3: even have a home of football here. No. Yeah, that
Speaker 3: we got beaten by Katar. And this is like the
Speaker 3: bid was announced in like twenty ten and it was
Speaker 3: like everyone's head was just like, what where is Katar?
Speaker 3: Who's in the country, wasn't invented yet?
Speaker 2: Who's the fellow that runs at the head of FIFA.
Speaker 3: Infantino?
Speaker 2: What's the deer with Infantino's shoes? He's always walking He's
Speaker 2: always walking around in a full suit and he's got
Speaker 2: sneakers on. Oh really, no, I happen to that Infantino
Speaker 2: sort of down mate.
Speaker 3: Well, he's very corrupt, so he's very correct, trying to
Speaker 3: run away from the authorities, and you know he's gonna
Speaker 3: be ready to flex at any point.
Speaker 2: Well that's true, because you'd think that Infantino would have
Speaker 2: some nice Italian loafers on, but no, he's got runners on.
Speaker 2: He's always ready to go.
Speaker 3: I feel like running in a suit. Robbie Willie. We
Speaker 3: love Robbie. He's coming to Adelaide doing some shows at
Speaker 3: the end of the year. My wife Sarah and I
Speaker 3: actually met him at the start of the year, just
Speaker 3: purely off coincidence for checking into a hotel who was
Speaker 3: checking out at the same time, and oh Robbie and
Speaker 3: he was very lovely, had a little chat, got photo.
Speaker 2: Nice guy, seems nice enough. He weirdly really gets around
Speaker 2: Carlton in the AFL.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's right. Yeah, yeah, he's He's done a couple
Speaker 3: of bits where he's like posted with the guernsey and
Speaker 3: that sort of stuff. But yeah, I think there's a
Speaker 3: there's a deep connection there with Australia. I think because
Speaker 3: weirdly he's like not massive in America, like he's obviously
Speaker 3: huge in the UK's big. In Australia, he's got a
Speaker 3: few key areas where he's really big. But it's weird,
Speaker 3: like the music hasn't entirely gone global. But you may
Speaker 3: have seen this footage of him yesterday. He's randomly on
Speaker 3: German TV because of course he was performed at the
Speaker 3: World Cup final, and you see this little white crumb
Speaker 3: pop out of his face and hit the pink microphone
Speaker 3: that he's talking into. Now there's two trains of thought.
Speaker 3: Some people think it's maybe fallen out of his nose,
Speaker 3: it's an illicit substance.
Speaker 2: Of course.
Speaker 3: I think we would be the first to say he's
Speaker 3: ripped through a fair bit of that over the years.
Speaker 3: He seems to have cleaned up his act a little
Speaker 3: bit though. But he he's like, so that was doing
Speaker 3: the rounds yesterday. Everyone's like, oh my god. Because as
Speaker 3: a little white thing comes out and hits the mic,
Speaker 3: he sort of picks it off, he notices it, and
Speaker 3: then he scratches his head at some point and the
Speaker 3: crumb is stuck to his head.
Speaker 2: It's almost like it's been written, like it's so crazy
Speaker 2: that the thing, whatever it is, would fall out land
Speaker 2: on the microphone, which is clear as day. He's then
Speaker 2: picked it off, and you think, okay, that's done now. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but then to scratched the head and to have it
Speaker 2: stick to your forehead, yeah.
Speaker 3: What not ideal now, I I mean, you might have
Speaker 3: to just really slow it down frame by frame. I
Speaker 3: thought when I looked at it, and it looks like
Speaker 3: something pops out of his mouth, like maybe he had
Speaker 3: a little like pine nut in the back of his
Speaker 3: tooth and it sort of shot out.
Speaker 2: It's not a pine nut.
Speaker 3: Okay. Well, he's done a video this morning. He's posted
Speaker 3: to his Instagram. He has white mints in his mouth
Speaker 3: as he's doing this, just.
Speaker 14: Like to apologize for the object that fell onto the
Speaker 14: microphone yesterday. It was deeply unprofessional and people worried about me.
Speaker 14: But it's okay because I had several more.
Speaker 2: See, I think if it was a mint, which is
Speaker 2: what he's claim.
Speaker 3: His Crown mints that you used to get at the pub,
Speaker 3: you know, when you'd pay and they'd have you know
Speaker 3: those ones as they're ones.
Speaker 2: I know the mints, and I know that when you
Speaker 2: suck on them, they're not sticky. If you took it
Speaker 2: out of your mouth, it wouldn't stick to your forehead.
Speaker 2: It wouldn't stick. Yeah, it's either think the most obvious
Speaker 2: answer is usually the correct one.
Speaker 3: See I think mint, I think it's come out of
Speaker 3: his mouth. But if it did come out of his nose,
Speaker 3: well done. Pr team.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, just you just.
Speaker 3: Rocked up at his door in the morning with a
Speaker 3: couple of minutes. Put these in your mouth. Film it
Speaker 3: eighteen second video.
Speaker 2: Quash it, wash it, get ahead of this story.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's a good story though.
Speaker 15: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Now we're about to play our pop quiz. We want
Speaker 2: you to call us thirteen one oh six five if
Speaker 2: you want to play for one thousand dollars. Now, look,
Speaker 2: let's be honest. Yesterday didn't go too well. Lem and
Speaker 2: I introduced a new ability, that's right, the.
Speaker 3: Time freeze, time freeze, and it wasn't used, which is
Speaker 3: kind of like, well, what was the point of inventing
Speaker 3: time freeze in the first place. There's obviously a minute
Speaker 3: on the clock, ten questions.
Speaker 2: But the pressure can build up when you hear that
Speaker 2: clock start ticking, you.
Speaker 3: Just say, oh, I just need a circuit breaker. But
Speaker 3: when you get time freeze, we pause the clock and
Speaker 3: it just stops, just stops. You can mull it over,
Speaker 3: have a bit of time to reset, take a deep breath,
Speaker 3: and then continue on with the rest of the quiz.
Speaker 3: But it seems to be a thing at the moment
Speaker 3: where we say, hey, pass any you don't know and
Speaker 3: people just people pass like six or seven.
Speaker 2: And the only way you're ever going to win the
Speaker 2: thousand dollars is if you have a punt at the questions.
Speaker 2: If you really don't know it, you can freeze time
Speaker 2: or you can have a shot at it. Either way,
Speaker 2: if you pass too many, you're not going to win.
Speaker 3: We want someone to win this, so if you want
Speaker 3: to have a crack, thirteen one oh sixty five is
Speaker 3: the number. We do have one thousand dollars up for grabs.
Speaker 2: And this time, if you call thirteen one oh six five,
Speaker 2: make sure you're prepared to use the time freeze then
Speaker 2: and liams one thousand dollars pop quiz.
Speaker 3: Tell good morning. How are you doing?
Speaker 6: Good morning?
Speaker 7: I'm well what about you?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're good. Do you believe you can win one
Speaker 3: thousand dollars right now?
Speaker 6: I wish I did.
Speaker 5: I'm not pretty good at these quizzes.
Speaker 3: No, that's all right. I would like a.
Speaker 6: Thousand and I'm going to freeze time climb if I could.
Speaker 3: Rule, come on boy, no no, because then you can
Speaker 3: just say time freeze of your tirement Google, and there'd
Speaker 3: be no time exactly. No, no, yeah, there'd be a
Speaker 3: fault in the game.
Speaker 2: So so you kind of like an odyssey system.
Speaker 3: It's an honesty system. But yeah, so we've got a
Speaker 3: minute on the clock, ten questions past, any of you
Speaker 3: don't know, We'll get to them at the end if
Speaker 3: there's time. And at one point when you yell time freeze,
Speaker 3: we'll just stop that clock and you can just reevaluate
Speaker 3: and take as long as you need.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, but you so you understand you only
Speaker 2: freeze time once.
Speaker 14: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2: All right, there we go? Ready to go?
Speaker 5: Yet?
Speaker 7: Ready?
Speaker 3: What car brand makes the Corolla? Toniael Horan rose to fame?
Speaker 3: And what boy band?
Speaker 8: Huh?
Speaker 3: Which country would you find? Lake Michigan? In name of
Speaker 3: famous Taylor.
Speaker 6: Tyler?
Speaker 3: What is Nemo's dad's name in the movie Finding Nemo?
Speaker 3: Who is older Messi or Christiano Ronaldo? Wa time free
Speaker 3: I need.
Speaker 2: A sound effect that signifies time for you?
Speaker 3: So Christiano Ronaldo or Lionel Messi widely.
Speaker 6: Now because it sounds.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, now all right, so you've locked in Messi there.
Speaker 2: Do you want to take a deep breath? You just
Speaker 2: need a moment, Okay, let's go all right, time back
Speaker 2: on finish these Britney spe is lyrics.
Speaker 3: Hit me baby, what's the correct breed name for a
Speaker 3: sausage dog? What is the name of the bag famous
Speaker 3: worldwide by Ernz? What is your tez? They have a
Speaker 3: very famous bag, very expensive chill? Which artist is currently
Speaker 3: on there? The Eternal Sunshine Tour Ariana Grande? Was that
Speaker 3: last one?
Speaker 6: Answer for me?
Speaker 3: The Burke? No?
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, any wrong?
Speaker 3: Many pass so yeah, we can't give you the win there. Nile,
Speaker 3: of of course, is in one direction, very famously Lake Michigan,
Speaker 3: United States of America. You passed Nemo's dad, that'd be
Speaker 3: Marlon Ronaldo is older than Messi by two years, so
Speaker 3: unfortunately I got that one wrong. And the Burken bag
Speaker 3: is the famous bag. But thank you anyway for freezing
Speaker 3: time and having a chantelle. You can try as many
Speaker 3: times as you want.
Speaker 2: Hi try there, guys.
Speaker 14: My trip to the with my friends.
Speaker 3: What's that?
Speaker 5: My trip to the with the thousand parks?
Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of Trumps and no traveler.
Speaker 3: You yeah, you'll you'll be lacking four and twenty this week.
Speaker 2: Do you know. I'm in finding Nemo Marlon obviously the
Speaker 2: small clown fish. You know, he's called Marlon because he's
Speaker 2: a small fish. He's got a big heart and Marlins
Speaker 2: a big fish.
Speaker 3: Oh there you go. Well that's a fun little fact.
Speaker 2: I didn't make that up though.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well he's another fact. Nemo has one small flipper.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah he does. That's't a fact that that's just
Speaker 2: like a note. And his mum's dead. Well, you know,
Speaker 2: it's actually really sad. It's just a sad Last week
Speaker 2: I was at the the Flinder's Medical Center, yep, and
Speaker 2: in the waiting room they've always got Fighting Nemo on repeat,
Speaker 2: which is fine because you know, kids come into the
Speaker 2: wagon room. I guess they want to move you on
Speaker 2: the background, so they've always got Fighting Nemo on twenty
Speaker 2: four seves them. But sadly, there is a fish tank.
Speaker 3: Sydney.
Speaker 2: I just think that those fish in that tank, it's
Speaker 2: kind of a bit sadistic because they're watching the movie
Speaker 2: about the fish trapped in the tank whilst they're trapped.
Speaker 3: And they're seeing the Great Escape and going we should
Speaker 3: try this, but we're not next City Sydney Harbor. Unfortunately
Speaker 3: we flop out. We're just rolling around the Flinders car Park.
Speaker 3: I saw this headline this morning. It's like One Nation
Speaker 3: MP Barnaby Joyce snaps that dog on live TV, and
Speaker 3: I was like, you know, you're just so used to
Speaker 3: seeing headlines that don't really match the actual story, you know.
Speaker 3: That's why I was so shocked when I saw the clip.
Speaker 3: So he's doing like a live TV cross on the ABC,
Speaker 3: and I get it's a little bit annoying. His dog's
Speaker 3: barking in the background, but the snap, the like you
Speaker 3: just see him just drop this nice TV facade and
Speaker 3: just absolutely snapped the dog.
Speaker 1: I think, Sorry, it's a dog.
Speaker 4: I think that it's incredibly important.
Speaker 2: To the estrange.
Speaker 3: Sorry, it's that kind of awkward laugh when you know
Speaker 3: you've lost control.
Speaker 1: Sorry, it's a dog.
Speaker 2: Sorry, it's a dog. That's how you talk to your dog.
Speaker 2: He loses it.
Speaker 3: You got you got another short one there. Even if
Speaker 3: I'm really angry at my dog, I don't think I.
Speaker 2: Could scream, you know what I mean? Yeah, if I
Speaker 2: have a voice I talked to.
Speaker 3: That's that's that's as aggressive as it would get out
Speaker 3: because I'm.
Speaker 2: Normally guess, what if you did a big pool on
Speaker 2: the couch.
Speaker 3: He's never done that, but I wouldn't go.
Speaker 2: But when he brought the bird inside, he did, Yeah,
Speaker 2: he murdered a pigeon and yeah, just scattered around the
Speaker 2: house and then buried it in our bed.
Speaker 3: That was just a it was like. But I was
Speaker 3: also just like, oh, yeah, it was just that was
Speaker 3: horrible because I had to clean there was like blood.
Speaker 3: This is the worst thing he's done.
Speaker 12: Right.
Speaker 3: It's like he's like a decade old. He's had a
Speaker 3: pretty good track record, but that that was pretty bad.
Speaker 3: I think a bird obviously got into the house and
Speaker 3: he just sort of saw it as a toy.
Speaker 2: And protected you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it was there was blood and feathers everywhere.
Speaker 3: But the scary thing. I was like, where is the
Speaker 3: bird now? And yeah, the carcass was like literally in
Speaker 3: between the pillows of our bed, and I had like
Speaker 3: the barbecue tongue and I was like, I was so
Speaker 3: scared black pick it out and it was like there
Speaker 3: was nothing left on it. It was just that was
Speaker 3: that was a real should we do? Should we do?
Speaker 3: What's your dog voice or what's your angry dog voice?
Speaker 3: Because I think there's a you know what, like the
Speaker 3: way he's talking to his dog there. I don't think
Speaker 3: like a kid or anyone who shouldn't be talking unless
Speaker 3: someone's like robbing you. I don't think that tone.
Speaker 2: It's the fact that he loses his temper. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: just embarrassing, like yeah, and then you know that if
Speaker 2: that's how he's talking to the dog on a live
Speaker 2: TV cross yeah, I don't know what he's doing when
Speaker 2: it's not on the cameras.
Speaker 3: Behind and closed doors type.
Speaker 2: Please No, I can't even hear in the audio. I
Speaker 2: can't even hear the dog being annoying, No dogs.
Speaker 3: Wagging his done pretty quiet, really, he kind of and
Speaker 3: to be fair, he's sort of he looks like he
Speaker 3: screams a lot.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's very red. He's reading the gulls shit,
Speaker 2: so it's wild. Yeah, it's wild alright. Thirteen one oh
Speaker 2: sixty five. What's your dog boy?
Speaker 3: Yeah, either gives you like the voice that you normally
Speaker 3: talk to your dog in, or like how do you
Speaker 3: how would you tell your dog off? Because I feel like.
Speaker 2: To get anything good, I don't think.
Speaker 3: So is that bad. You've got a little dog.
Speaker 2: I mean you've you've only just got a new puppy,
Speaker 2: super cute puppy.
Speaker 3: If and then there has been a few little Wii
Speaker 3: incidences here and there.
Speaker 13: Yeah, my god, Liam, there's been so many.
Speaker 15: And then nipping at the kids, get on your bed.
Speaker 2: No, then I have a packet of treats and I'm
Speaker 2: just liked. Then that sounds like a stern mum.
Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, you know, kids call me Barnaby Joyce.
Speaker 3: But it's not like we don't have any calls for this.
Speaker 3: I don't think we don't have to do it. I
Speaker 3: was just out there.
Speaker 2: I just think you just didn't pick one. You said
Speaker 2: both get it? Okay, Well prove me wrong, all right,
Speaker 2: Well we'll just do both. Actually, why do we get both?
Speaker 2: So then we get a goods. So if you have
Speaker 2: a dog and you love your dog, you call us.
Speaker 2: You give us the normal voice that you would talk
Speaker 2: to your dog in and the cute pet boys, and
Speaker 2: then you give us the voice that you use when
Speaker 2: they've done something wrong and you need to discipline them.
Speaker 2: Not that hopefully, not that I don't want to hear
Speaker 2: too much.
Speaker 3: We are asking for people to get in touch with
Speaker 3: their dog voice. I want to hear the regular voice
Speaker 3: that you talk to your dog in, and then the
Speaker 3: voice that you used to discipline them. A rayan and
Speaker 3: PARALOWI you've got two dogs? Is that right? I do right?
Speaker 3: And how would you normally talk to them?
Speaker 10: It's usually like Winston.
Speaker 3: Chally, Yeah, nice sort of ring to it. And what
Speaker 3: if one of them has weired on your couch?
Speaker 10: Oh, that would be Winston, and my reaction would be Winston.
Speaker 2: You know, if I was a dog, i'd be afraid
Speaker 2: coming on and give us that angry and happy voice.
Speaker 2: I'm going to send you along to go see Aurgela
Speaker 2: Carlson's Fatty.
Speaker 3: On a yacht.
Speaker 2: Amazing, thank you.
Speaker 3: Let's move to t L and man Barker. What kind
Speaker 3: of dog have you got?
Speaker 12: T L.
Speaker 7: I've got a palm chima.
Speaker 3: I've never even heard of that. That sounds it sounds
Speaker 3: cute and small.
Speaker 6: He's gorgeous and very very fluffy.
Speaker 3: And how would you talk to him normally?
Speaker 7: My little lover with bombs, I just keep I don't know.
Speaker 6: It's a high pitch for us.
Speaker 7: I didn't even know I had it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, and I think it comes out of people
Speaker 3: a lot of that. I'd never talk like that. And
Speaker 3: then when you have a top it happens. And what
Speaker 3: about if Gordy was being bad?
Speaker 7: Well for some reason, a batman voice comes out and
Speaker 7: I'm like, now.
Speaker 12: I don't know whether.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you went very Christian Bale. That's good t L.
Speaker 3: I like that. Stewie and Salisbury, what do you got?
Speaker 9: Good morning boys?
Speaker 3: How are you well? What do you got man?
Speaker 9: I've got a French bulldog called Demon.
Speaker 3: Demon, the French bulldog. And what's your regular voice when
Speaker 3: you're just being cute with Demon?
Speaker 9: Oh? We needs a good little boy, good little boy?
Speaker 3: Ye yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, and Demon's being a demon.
Speaker 9: Get your nose out of that dog's ash.
Speaker 2: Good on your Stewie, Thank you do that?
Speaker 3: They really do be careful because apparently there's a new
Speaker 3: AI scam going around. You know, there's the hi Mom's
Speaker 3: like the text like Hi Mom, just transfer me money
Speaker 3: because you know whatever. Now apparently they can use your.
Speaker 2: Voice, so you'll get a call from someone you know, yeah,
Speaker 2: and you can't even be sure it's that person anymore.
Speaker 3: Now, that's why I do. I only communicate via homing
Speaker 3: pigeon these days. It's the only thing that's truly safe.
Speaker 3: Sometimes you've got to go, okay, you gotta wind it
Speaker 3: right back.
Speaker 2: I don't want to blow your mind too much, Liam,
Speaker 2: but I got ahold of this technology a long time ago,
Speaker 2: and I thought, why am I even doing the show?
Speaker 2: So now I use the AI to do the show
Speaker 2: with you, and you haven't even noticed yet.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you have looked a little stiff lately.
Speaker 2: I looked a little computery, right, Yeah, that's because I.
Speaker 3: Am a yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah. But it's fine though, because it's still me. That's
Speaker 2: it's the essence of me.
Speaker 3: I wonder you know, i'd like to do as a
Speaker 3: social experiment. I would like to do, like within the
Speaker 3: next month at some point, with your whole show that's
Speaker 3: completely ALI with half voices, like completely AI, and we'll
Speaker 3: just see if people pick.
Speaker 2: It because the challegy, because.
Speaker 3: To be fair, we might lose our jobs at the
Speaker 3: end of the year, because well, actually, why don't we
Speaker 3: just do that? But I'm like, I would love to. Actually,
Speaker 3: I think that would be interesting because honestly, there's there's
Speaker 3: software this these days will blow your mind. It will
Speaker 3: blow your mind. I think I did the thing with
Speaker 3: you recently where I was like you would. I did
Speaker 3: a scam test with you and were trying to work
Speaker 3: out if you could because you didn't pass the one
Speaker 3: at work. I reckon it's been kicks clicking on things
Speaker 3: that gives the viruses. And it was like I had
Speaker 3: all these different scenarios, and remember there was that voicemail
Speaker 3: and I literally just I typed into like I gave
Speaker 3: it our podcast and I said, can you use my
Speaker 3: voice to say like, hey man, it's me like cool?
Speaker 3: And you didn't. You didn't pick it.
Speaker 2: You just want you just want to morning off. Here's
Speaker 2: my idea. We'll use AI to do the entire show
Speaker 2: whilst we have a sleep in.
Speaker 3: Better even still enjoying this. They had Life of m
Speaker 3: the Christian station doing the first part of their show
Speaker 3: the other day. Now he's doing a whole day off
Speaker 3: for AI.
Speaker 2: Unexplored Wars. Yeah, Lee and I are right now. We'd
Speaker 2: love to know Adelaide's when did you realize they weren't
Speaker 2: your friend? Because on yesterday's show, we're talking about over
Speaker 2: the top weddings and we got a call from Katie
Speaker 2: who told us this story.
Speaker 10: I was part of a friend's wedding and she asked
Speaker 10: all of us bridesmaids to get lip filler. She yeah,
Speaker 10: she did, and we're all a bit younger, so we
Speaker 10: all did it. However, she did not want to pay anyway.
Speaker 5: It was wild at the time.
Speaker 3: We all did it.
Speaker 10: We all pay her out about it now though, that's insane.
Speaker 3: Everyone's going to get lip filler. But Bianca, you also
Speaker 3: have to get a Brazilian butler. You're a job. They're
Speaker 3: looking a little baggy, okay, and if you're going to
Speaker 3: be my bridesmaid, you need to be looking at your bad.
Speaker 3: I feel like you'd have to really seriously consider how
Speaker 3: you feel about spending the rest of your time with
Speaker 3: someone if they're like, hey, you need to have an
Speaker 3: operation to be by my side.
Speaker 2: On my own. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Friendships they come and go for a lot of people.
Speaker 2: That matters to you if you can think back to
Speaker 2: a friendship and you can think of the moment when
Speaker 2: you realize they weren't actually your friend.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we want to hear it's just like you know,
Speaker 3: high school type stuff. It's probably it's probably the main
Speaker 3: time where there's lots of people where you feel like
Speaker 3: everyone's friend. But then you're sort of like, oh, maybe not,
Speaker 3: haven't You haven't fully worked out who's got the best
Speaker 3: intentions yet?
Speaker 2: You know, you realized when when you leave school you
Speaker 2: realize that some of your friends are actually your friends
Speaker 2: and other friends you were just friends because you went
Speaker 2: to the same.
Speaker 3: I think they call it fish bowl friends. It's the
Speaker 3: is that the term is it? I believe. So it's
Speaker 3: like you're all in the fish bowl, you're all pretty friendly.
Speaker 3: Yeah right, okay, but once, once you're in the big ocean.
Speaker 2: You know, thirteen or one oh six five is our number.
Speaker 3: Adelai.
Speaker 2: We want to know when did you realize they weren't
Speaker 2: your friend?
Speaker 3: When did you realize that they weren't your friend? Maybe
Speaker 3: they didn't have your best interests at heart. That's what
Speaker 3: Ben and I are asking Tony in Sawsbury. What happened?
Speaker 7: So my husband and I we were together for ten
Speaker 7: years and we had two kids together. He decided we
Speaker 7: need we needed to separate for a little bit, and
Speaker 7: literally not even a week later, my best friend since
Speaker 7: high school started getting close to him, started consoling him
Speaker 7: and not me, and tried to make a move.
Speaker 3: So but nothing happened, but she did try and make
Speaker 3: a move.
Speaker 7: Yeah, no, nothing happened, but she tried to get in there,
Speaker 7: which is absolutely disgustingly not my friends.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and are you Are you back with your your
Speaker 3: husband now?
Speaker 7: Absolutely not know both of them nor life now. Yes,
Speaker 7: for the for the good, for the best.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's that's hectic though. I mean, jeez,
Speaker 3: that many years of friendship. But I mean, hey, it's
Speaker 3: what's what we've been looking for this morning. Alisa Ingraine
Speaker 3: did a similar thing happen to you?
Speaker 5: I know that that sounds up. My story's crazy. Oh
Speaker 5: my god, so sorry sht through that. But yeah, some
Speaker 5: my best mate of since i've known it's higher school,
Speaker 5: which is actually the godmom of my son, was that my.
Speaker 3: Son's birth his cord.
Speaker 5: Same thing. I realized she wasn't my friend when I
Speaker 5: went to her house and caught my son's father there,
Speaker 5: which was who I was.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and we are, I don't.
Speaker 5: That was the day I cut her off.
Speaker 3: So she cut the cord.
Speaker 5: Cut that cord yet.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's disappointing because.
Speaker 2: It was horror still heartbreaking to be honestly, as the
Speaker 2: godfather of Ben's children, I know you can't get any
Speaker 2: closer to someone than being the godparents.
Speaker 3: I just find out a little weird that I wasn't
Speaker 3: invited to cut the cord.
Speaker 2: Well, I think I could probably call up for this
Speaker 2: one on thirteen one oh sixty five. When did you
Speaker 2: realize they weren't your friend? I remember when my dad
Speaker 2: liamb at the time quite sick, went in for an
Speaker 2: operation and then my my co host, you, Liam had
Speaker 2: organized a big secret UFC fight with a surprise MMA fighter. Yes,
Speaker 2: and then you knew that that was a big day
Speaker 2: for me. But then you still proceeded with the bit.
Speaker 3: Well, I figured it was already a tough day, and
Speaker 3: it's good to break the pattern, you know.
Speaker 2: Well, Maketh the man.
Speaker 3: That was probably that was probably a regret. I will
Speaker 3: say there was a wider team and we all decided
Speaker 3: to proceed not our finest.
Speaker 2: Now you throw your other friends under the bus.
Speaker 3: Oh well yeah, what are you? What are you shaking
Speaker 3: your head for that bell? You're involved? Hey, who doesn't
Speaker 3: work off cutover button?
Speaker 2: Okay, we made that joke the last two days in
Speaker 2: a row. We have to get the butt.
Speaker 3: We do have to. We might have to fix the butt.
Speaker 3: I love this. Have you seen this in the news?
Speaker 3: On kangaro Isreland. There's there's these two guys who are
Speaker 3: who have made a little raft. Instead of taking the
Speaker 3: sea link back and forth building a house over there,
Speaker 3: they've just got this this makeshift raft. It's got a
Speaker 3: weather on the front of it. It looks like an
Speaker 3: out bag duney that's just traveling across from penishor to
Speaker 3: Cape Jervis. Paul is the guy, the raft guy himself,
Speaker 3: He joins us. Now, Paul, how did this all start?
Speaker 12: Oh God, with Alex's pipe train.
Speaker 3: I mean it looks insane. I feel like people have
Speaker 3: to really see the image of the raft in the
Speaker 3: middle of the ocean to fully understand how wild it is.
Speaker 2: Paul, can I jump in here and say what was
Speaker 2: the pipe dream? Or what is the pipe dream?
Speaker 12: He's doing an airbnb building a place over there on
Speaker 12: kanger on.
Speaker 2: Right, And so you want to avoid the fairy fees,
Speaker 2: So that's.
Speaker 9: What have you seen the coya.
Speaker 2: So instead you've gone the option of building your own
Speaker 2: raft and just taking it over bit by bit.
Speaker 12: Isn't that.
Speaker 3: It's a crazy idea. It's crazy that you've gone through
Speaker 3: with it. Now, Look, I know it's really choppy waters
Speaker 3: They always talk about how shark and best is. I
Speaker 3: mean Ben and I we kayaked ki once, but we
Speaker 3: had to wait for a dodge tide and it was
Speaker 3: like happen once every month and a half. It was
Speaker 3: like a specific day that we had to do it. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So do you guys have to find your win do it?
Speaker 3: Or do you just wing it?
Speaker 12: Absolutely no, No, you go to find your window.
Speaker 9: You can't be stupid about it.
Speaker 12: I mean you'll poop yourself. Yeah, well I think that's
Speaker 12: why we took the toilet.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, have you seen any any sharks out there?
Speaker 2: Because it is shark waters?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 12: We've done it a few times on different vessels, but
Speaker 12: this one was the most popular apparently.
Speaker 3: Oh man, it's crazy, It is so crazy. How long
Speaker 3: did it take? Because there's only a small motor on
Speaker 3: the back of this basically like two men shared flying
Speaker 3: nine power.
Speaker 12: It took four hours?
Speaker 2: Right, we did it.
Speaker 12: I was rattling around that toilet.
Speaker 2: I reckon lamb and I did it quicker in the kayaks.
Speaker 2: We did it all right?
Speaker 12: Are you saying you guys have twelve horse power?
Speaker 3: It's less of a light a load, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean? What you're looking at It doesn't necessarily look
Speaker 3: like it's like it's a it's a pirate ship or
Speaker 3: a tall ship. It looks it doesn't look like it
Speaker 3: should make it across the fact that it it does
Speaker 3: be impressive.
Speaker 9: Bit it doesn't.
Speaker 12: But it did, and we were, Yeah, we had a
Speaker 12: lot of fun doing it.
Speaker 9: We ever laughing for four hours straight.
Speaker 2: What was the actual load that you had on there?
Speaker 3: I was in our bellies and we got rid of it.
Speaker 12: No, it was just it's actual his sight toilet like
Speaker 12: that because he's building over there. We built a toilet
Speaker 12: and put it right.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you're transporting the toilet itself on the raft.
Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't go over and have
Speaker 12: a look at it. It's right on. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I loved it. You know, it sort of feels like
Speaker 3: in this nanny state world, this is the type of
Speaker 3: thing that you know what I mean, like that the
Speaker 3: fact that you've got it away with this and everyone's
Speaker 3: running with it. It's on the radio.
Speaker 12: Hopefully we have everyone's put it on gone crazy, so
Speaker 12: hopefully we've got over it.
Speaker 2: I wonder if the c police will reach out fingers crossing.
Speaker 3: You've got a friend in us. If you ever need
Speaker 3: in a time of need, we will support you.
Speaker 1: Brilliant.
Speaker 12: We need all the help we can get.
Speaker 2: Good on your Paul, all the best.
Speaker 12: Thanks guys.
Speaker 3: Actually, Paul, where can people go? Because I believe you
Speaker 3: guys have got a YouTube channel? Where can people head
Speaker 3: if they want to follow this journey?
Speaker 9: Yeah, we've got the YouTube channel and I've got the
Speaker 9: mister boat Ramp on Instagram.
Speaker 12: That's a good one, and the Screaming Seagull the cafe
Speaker 12: down at Sulmon's Beach Boat Ramp.
Speaker 3: Wonderful, excellent. Thank you so much for your time, Paul.
Speaker 3: I look forward to seeing what adventures you have in
Speaker 3: store next.
Speaker 4: Do you want to go into an adventure?
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Speaker 3: It is true we are spoiled for choice, and that's
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Speaker 3: no kids allowed. Ben's got a family trip. I believe
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Speaker 3: Well, I've I've organized a fair bit too. What have
Speaker 3: you got Well, I've sent an email about the jackets,
Speaker 3: sent an email, and I want custom jackets. Yep. Have
Speaker 3: you booked a com I've booked a com. Have you
Speaker 3: booked activities?
Speaker 2: I've booked most of mytivity.
Speaker 3: Have you booked transport? Yes, so I haven't got to that.
Speaker 3: So you've got a little bit of a head start.
Speaker 3: So now of course I can hear what you're doing
Speaker 3: and I can raise my trip. Okay, now I know
Speaker 3: what I'm working with.
Speaker 2: But it's gonna be pretty high limb. So you mentioned
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Speaker 2: driving us around for the entire weekend. We're gonna be
Speaker 2: heading to Manado Safari Resort.
Speaker 3: Oh, they've done it up recently.
Speaker 2: We're gonna be staying there overnight. Before that, though, we're
Speaker 2: going to do the Sunset Safari at Manado Safari Park.
Speaker 2: Before that, I'm gonna have a little lunch at Beerenberg.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's so good. That's just day one. Then we
Speaker 2: wake up in the morning, we leave the Nado Safari Resort.
Speaker 2: I'm going to try and organize the tree clime at Kaipo.
Speaker 2: That's not locked in yet though. Then I also really
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Speaker 3: I don't know Abo.
Speaker 2: I don't think that's Adelaide and Beyond. We'll fit it in.
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Speaker 2: And then on Saturday night going to be staying at
Speaker 2: the Goolward Discovery Park. That's always fun. I always love
Speaker 2: staying at a discovery park. And then we wake up
Speaker 2: in the morning going to go to the gool With Cafe.
Speaker 3: Then don't tell me you doing the Cohle train as well.
Speaker 2: We're doing the Coggle Train.
Speaker 3: That's quite the adventure.
Speaker 2: Pretty special weekend.
Speaker 3: But you haven't done any concrete work on arranging special merch. Okay,
Speaker 3: so my people are going to be getting custom jackets now.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I know we're going to get to
Speaker 3: Kangaro Island. I don't know what we're going to do
Speaker 3: there yet, but I'll work that out. I'll get back
Speaker 3: to you guys on that.
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Speaker 3: Joanne in Kidman Park. Did you hear the clue that
Speaker 3: we gave out yesterday?
Speaker 6: Yes, I should did.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 3: Well, for anyone who hasn't heard it, have a listen.
Speaker 2: Sorry, that was a bad version of it. This is
Speaker 2: the full version.
Speaker 3: What could that mean? I mean you can see the
Speaker 3: stain with your own eyes, Ben and Lamb on the socials,
Speaker 3: sort of like a translucent stain. Something's been smeared on
Speaker 3: a glass window. Joanne, what do you think it is?
Speaker 6: Well, good morning, Ben and Limbs. First of all, well,
Speaker 6: good morning. Well my first guest was lenoln but I
Speaker 6: believe that was said yesterday. So my guest number two
Speaker 6: point o is wool smeared all over the glass window
Speaker 6: from my sheep.
Speaker 2: Would firstly, I would say points for being a good listener,
Speaker 2: because yes, someone yesterday did guess Landeline and that was incorrect.
Speaker 2: The second thing I'd say is, I guess if you
Speaker 2: took the wall and you shmeared that on the window,
Speaker 2: that would be a Landeline shmear.
Speaker 3: So I guess it's sort of steal landline. You've just true.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I guess you're true, but.
Speaker 2: I guess you know, changed your words, so.
Speaker 3: Also say it needs to be like surfer specific so
Speaker 3: you can see where wave.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, it's not.
Speaker 3: You know, that's the thing. Sometimes people just pull these
Speaker 3: wild guesses out of nowhere. But like you're obviously listening
Speaker 3: to the clues, you're playing along with the game.
Speaker 6: I am, I'm listening to your station all the time,
Speaker 6: and I'm yeah, is it not wolf fresh, you know.
Speaker 2: Freshly weird? Yeah, guess what we we're just pulling the
Speaker 2: wool over your eyes. It's incorrectly.
Speaker 3: Try it was. It was say thanks anyway for playing
Speaker 3: Joannes Brittany and or Dinger Beach. Have you cracked the code?
Speaker 12: Hello?
Speaker 13: I hope I have?
Speaker 2: All right? What do you think has made the stain
Speaker 2: on the glass pane?
Speaker 9: I think it's boba? They're clear boba.
Speaker 2: Come again, what's a boba?
Speaker 6: It's not a good sign if you don't know what
Speaker 6: it is. It's the iced tea pearls.
Speaker 2: Ah Boba the brand or is that the name of
Speaker 2: the stuff known as the little it's what they're called. Yeah,
Speaker 2: aren't they flavored? The little pearls?
Speaker 9: They can be here?
Speaker 2: Did you think that what's made this stain is a
Speaker 2: flavored boba or a regular boba?
Speaker 6: Look, it could be banana boba.
Speaker 2: Banana boba. I don't think that had a I've had
Speaker 2: a bubble tea in my time.
Speaker 7: Yeah, they're delicious.
Speaker 3: They pop. Come on, Little Lake try one.
Speaker 7: Yeah, there's tappyocre one for delicious.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll be honest. It wasn't for me, but everyone
Speaker 2: to their own, well is it boba?
Speaker 3: It's not? Sorry, we can out Sorry. Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 3: When we're like, what's that? That probably gave it away
Speaker 3: a little bit.
Speaker 2: Good on your Brittany, Thank you for playing, though you
Speaker 2: can play as many times as you'd like. All thanks
Speaker 2: to automass is five thousand dollars up for grabs and
Speaker 2: we are back.
Speaker 3: Yes, earlier obviously would have hurt us putting people into
Speaker 3: the Ben and Lamb loyalty program, you know, the bronze silver,
Speaker 3: gold status. Nathan Jander joins US now regular contributor. I
Speaker 3: think you already know what you are. What do you
Speaker 3: think you are? Nathan?
Speaker 9: Good morning? I would hopefully i'd say gold, the platinum,
Speaker 9: so you know.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, well true, so yes, Smallsy's quantus platinum. Just
Speaker 3: to clarify, he's not Ben and Lamb Platinum. That tear
Speaker 3: hasn't been released yet, but just know there is plans for.
Speaker 2: That to come out, there's plans for extra it.
Speaker 3: Is potentially a forever gold and then a platform.
Speaker 2: But for now, let's just keep it bronze.
Speaker 3: Let's see, let's just get people into the program and
Speaker 3: then of course there'll be more incentives added along the way.
Speaker 3: But yeah, Nathan Jender, I would struggle to find someone
Speaker 3: who has had less of, sorry more of an involvement
Speaker 3: in the show than you. Of course, you know you've
Speaker 3: been been here for many a year, very very involved
Speaker 3: at the highest tiars. Of course, you will be rewarded
Speaker 3: with a complementary custom digital gold plated card with your
Speaker 3: name on it, and that will entitle you to priority calling.
Speaker 3: You accumulate points two and a half times faster. You
Speaker 3: already would have a magnet, so perhaps we could send
Speaker 3: you something else, and of course you get a complimentary
Speaker 3: some request at some point as well.
Speaker 9: No, thank you so much. I'm so honored. I feel
Speaker 9: like I need to call my mother and tell her
Speaker 9: that I've actually accomplished everything in life now. To be honest,
Speaker 9: you could do.
Speaker 3: That that would be nice.
Speaker 2: Actually, what was your first thoughts? Gender? Because Lee and
Speaker 2: I were excited to announce this, you know, loyalty program
Speaker 2: and just to see what the reaction would be. What
Speaker 2: did you think when you first heard it.
Speaker 9: I actually really think it's a good idea. I had
Speaker 9: a good laugh when it came through. Yeah, it sort
Speaker 9: of reminded me of another podcast doing a loyalty card.
Speaker 3: Who else has loyalty cards?
Speaker 2: Hamish Andy did it and then Liam kind of got
Speaker 2: into murky waters. But it was genuine because I know,
Speaker 2: I knew he didn't know what he was doing, but
Speaker 2: when did they they had a loyalty card. But then
Speaker 2: the kicker of theirs was which was a great part
Speaker 2: about it was other businesses could choose to acknowledge it.
Speaker 2: So you mentioned Subway for example, and loyalty card. You
Speaker 2: then got a discount at that.
Speaker 3: Business, but they didn't have like a tear system like
Speaker 3: the Virgin thing. No, no, right, So that this idea
Speaker 3: purely came from I was lauding my gold status and
Speaker 3: I was like, wouldn't it be funny if there was?
Speaker 3: I think I think that was that that was the
Speaker 3: thought process.
Speaker 2: It wasn't like yeah, yeah, yeah, can I just say
Speaker 2: as well? Sorry, Jender, one second, can I just say
Speaker 2: what in my mind? We mentioned the pod Squad on
Speaker 2: the radio show today in primetime. It was like eight
Speaker 2: twenty we mentioned it. Producer Bell did say to us
Speaker 2: that we've had a bunch of new people join. So
Speaker 2: if you are a regular poster in the pod Squad,
Speaker 2: there'll be some hopefully new eyes fresh meat on the page.
Speaker 2: It's not call it fresh meat, but there will be
Speaker 2: some new members in the pod Squad. Sorry, Jenda, what
Speaker 2: were we going to say?
Speaker 9: I was going to say it was a bit confuced
Speaker 9: about how this loyalty program was the veine of Bell's existence,
Speaker 9: because surely it's not that much work for it.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't have thought so.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but she does like to complain.
Speaker 2: She does like to complain. It's one of her attributes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's so true.
Speaker 2: Like when you know, when you're building a character and
Speaker 2: they've got the stats, like her complainability is maxed out
Speaker 2: of ten.
Speaker 9: And you guys definitely wouldn't have that either.
Speaker 2: You know, zero zero on that because I put it
Speaker 2: all onto muscle.
Speaker 3: Dander, my strength. You probab wouldn't have heard it, yeah,
Speaker 3: because it's in the podcast, but so it's kind of
Speaker 3: like a retro perspective thing. But there'll be a bit
Speaker 3: in here where I'm talking to Ben about the new
Speaker 3: Rocky Balbo film. I play Rocky and Ben was in
Speaker 3: another meeting and I bet Belle was like, anything to pitch,
Speaker 3: and I pitched that to her. She's that sweet. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we'll put that in mid dawns at two thirty seven am.
Speaker 3: I said, Bell, we're not even on at that time.
Speaker 3: She said, that's all it's worth.
Speaker 2: Which can I just put early?
Speaker 3: And then Ben pitched the thing and then my thing
Speaker 3: got even earlier and I was like wow.
Speaker 2: And for context, the way that we plan the show
Speaker 2: is so Primetime is eight ten yep.
Speaker 3: Today it was the Loyalty program.
Speaker 2: And then everything below that the further down, and so
Speaker 2: you know, you go to seven forty, you go to
Speaker 2: seven twenty like the lower you go earlier you go
Speaker 2: on the show, the less audience there is. So it's
Speaker 2: a bit of a tear system. So you pitch your
Speaker 2: bit and then Belle will put it where she thinks
Speaker 2: it needs to go. And she put Liam early six.
Speaker 3: She put me like below bronze, like I was if
Speaker 3: there was a loyalty program for the bits that we pitched, I.
Speaker 2: Can bring her in going in the The reason I'm
Speaker 2: going in Jackson is because you know, we're talking about
Speaker 2: her ability to complain is quite high. As we speak,
Speaker 2: she is complaining in the chat boxes, which is how
Speaker 2: we which is how we communicate. Why are you complaining?
Speaker 13: I'm not complaint. It is not a complaint.
Speaker 15: It is a little note that all three people that
Speaker 15: we have on the line do have real jobs, and
Speaker 15: we're just waffling on with Jen.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Gender, Do you have someone you need to
Speaker 2: be my friend?
Speaker 9: Technically I do, but I can send him a text
Speaker 9: message just so much message.
Speaker 13: Well there's also Peter and Lockey as well, is also
Speaker 13: at work?
Speaker 2: Okay, well just gender, mate? Will let you go, mate,
Speaker 2: You'll get a card. You'll get a card.
Speaker 3: I'll say card. We'll send it mate, it's digital, but
Speaker 3: you'll get it. Let's move to Lockey Indoor Park, Lockey. Hello,
Speaker 3: how are you good?
Speaker 2: Thanks? Mate? Now, do you have somewhere you need to be?
Speaker 2: Is it is it urgent?
Speaker 8: Are not?
Speaker 5: Gentle?
Speaker 6: Moment?
Speaker 3: We're getting like big red text Lockie must go to go.
Speaker 3: There's a bomb door.
Speaker 13: Park is fake because that's what I've had Locky on
Speaker 13: as a fact.
Speaker 3: Obviously we know this is. This is Locky who was
Speaker 3: also as I said, definitely a gold seeing as you
Speaker 3: kindly in the Estonian Hall for our podcast event, you
Speaker 3: are firmly in gold tier and we can speak to
Speaker 3: all the people that came. But and just know if
Speaker 3: you're listening and you were there, you are gold here.
Speaker 3: That is yeah, there was. You came purely to be
Speaker 3: involved with the show, for no other value to yourself
Speaker 3: other than just being involved. So it goes a long
Speaker 3: long way.
Speaker 13: I'm just trying to think.
Speaker 15: I just don't Yeah, I think I'll just go through
Speaker 15: on the event and try and go back and put everyone's.
Speaker 3: We can do that, can we?
Speaker 2: Just because I'm trying to think about this logistically, well done,
Speaker 2: by the way, you can get yourself gold. Thank you,
Speaker 2: No worries, mate, I'll let you go okay, because according
Speaker 2: to Bell you're very busy, I'm very important Locke.
Speaker 3: Thanks guys.
Speaker 2: Now he's gong himself out a weird noise, wasn't I've
Speaker 2: heard that before. I'm just wondering logistically, because obviously you
Speaker 2: know gold is the is in the upper echelon. Silver
Speaker 2: is very nice to have Bronze, of course, is it's
Speaker 2: the it's the entry level tier. Do we have to
Speaker 2: speak to every single person who we give bronze to
Speaker 2: or can we just do a post in the Pod
Speaker 2: Squad and we give out bronze to everyone and then
Speaker 2: you've got to work for silver?
Speaker 15: No, so yes, we can do it in the Pod Squad,
Speaker 15: but also tomorrow on the show if you want, you
Speaker 15: could just say, hey, call now, and then I'll just
Speaker 15: go through the phone lines and I'll just add people
Speaker 15: into bronze like boom boom boom bom bomb, because we
Speaker 15: also want bronze should be open to every listener basically,
Speaker 15: whereas for Pod Squad that's more silver.
Speaker 2: I agree, Well you've come back. No, I'm saying baseline,
Speaker 2: everyone's bronze. Yeah, but I'm also I'm also happy to
Speaker 2: have the discussion around if you're in the Pod Squad,
Speaker 2: do you just get silver automatic? Yeah, I'm not opposed
Speaker 2: to it.
Speaker 15: So this is where it gets like, okay, so what
Speaker 15: then what I need to do is in Pod Squad,
Speaker 15: I need to get all those people's numbers and stuff
Speaker 15: to then send them because you.
Speaker 2: Have, because that's the way you get the card, right,
Speaker 2: it's a it's a digital card. It's got your name
Speaker 2: on it and your name on it and then it
Speaker 2: gets text.
Speaker 13: To connect from the special number.
Speaker 2: So we have to have your phone number or an email.
Speaker 3: Well we have another.
Speaker 13: I mean, look I could DM it to people I
Speaker 13: guess something special, but yeah.
Speaker 2: I think phone number or email and then we would
Speaker 2: just send it to you.
Speaker 3: We've got another goal on the line. Guys. It's Peter. Hello,
Speaker 3: how are you? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Well four?
Speaker 3: Congratulations you are gold.
Speaker 2: You know that as well.
Speaker 3: You submit. You took your whole family over from Melbourne.
Speaker 3: You drove a for the podcast event in June at
Speaker 3: the Estonian Hall. Of course, we had a giant cob,
Speaker 3: among other things Gothic magicians and such. You also when
Speaker 3: we did the pedal mo for November on the Yarrow
Speaker 3: River many a year ago, you you did the trek
Speaker 3: with us. You sort of walked along the Yarrow River,
Speaker 3: which I think you sort of cemented yourself as Gold then.
Speaker 3: To be honest, Peter, so you can you know, you
Speaker 3: can just put your feet up, really.
Speaker 15: Liam, did you see Peter's video? Peter, it was you
Speaker 15: that made the video of the bottle smashing, wasn't it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I did that the other day and.
Speaker 2: Put it up in the I didn't see it, but
Speaker 2: like we were crazy. The last time we christened, it
Speaker 2: was almost shot for shot, Peter, you did a great
Speaker 2: error on mate. It was almost shot for shot the
Speaker 2: way it happened, as in, I didn't get it and
Speaker 2: then I did it, and then the word is similar.
Speaker 3: I remember we I do remember christened to the boast,
Speaker 3: but it was exactly the same. But I don't remember
Speaker 3: the I don't remember it being beat for beat.
Speaker 15: I'll show you after this because we don't need to
Speaker 15: pay in the podcast. But it's impressive video because Peter
Speaker 15: edited it so it went shot for shot, and it's
Speaker 15: so funny.
Speaker 3: It's so funny. I wonder how many breaks there has been.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, do you ever hear I mean you would better,
Speaker 3: of course, if you've listened for long enough, you'd hear things.
Speaker 3: You're like, yeah, I've heard this, Like I've heard this bit.
Speaker 3: Sometimes we'll do phoners again, that sort of thing.
Speaker 5: What oh well, occasionally, not too often, And.
Speaker 3: That's good, and that's nice of you to say. And
Speaker 3: and I hope I hope that people aren't scared to
Speaker 3: lose their gold status, you know what I mean, Peter.
Speaker 3: I want to you know, you to know that you
Speaker 3: can still give us constructive feedback and it's not like
Speaker 3: I'm going to rid you of your your gold status
Speaker 3: and put you down to a silver.
Speaker 2: But that is also a thing to be wary of
Speaker 2: that people, we can revoke gold.
Speaker 3: Like TP I limited do reserve the right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, much like because if you don't fly enough in
Speaker 2: the Flying Tears, you lose it.
Speaker 3: Literally, Look, I'm lauding over my virgin gold at the moment.
Speaker 3: I need to get four hundred odd points like virgin
Speaker 3: points between now and June, otherwise I lose it. And
Speaker 3: once you have it, you don't want to lose it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's the thing. So that's what we're hoping. The Loyalty
Speaker 3: Program will breed more regular listeners of the podcast and
Speaker 3: the show.
Speaker 2: It does feel like for me, I like it because
Speaker 2: for me, we're casting and obviously you know, if you're
Speaker 2: in the pod squad and you listen to the podcast,
Speaker 2: you're a silver slash Gold. But I'm hoping that we
Speaker 2: can cast the Loyalty Program net over the radio audience
Speaker 2: and then reel in some more fish.
Speaker 3: It'd be good to get some fish in. Yeah, you
Speaker 3: know what we should do.
Speaker 15: For people to So what we'll do is we'll say
Speaker 15: on air, if you want to be silver, listen to
Speaker 15: today's podcast.
Speaker 13: We can do this tomorrow or next week or whatever.
Speaker 15: We'll give you a code word that pod at the end,
Speaker 15: and then in the pod you give the code word.
Speaker 15: If they then DM or message the page whatever with
Speaker 15: that co silver code word.
Speaker 3: Like that, that's good, Liam.
Speaker 2: Question for you, what tier as a fan of the show,
Speaker 2: do you think Bell is?
Speaker 8: Well?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean she realistically is platinum, but that's just
Speaker 3: not being given out. Probably gold for now, they're right, well,
Speaker 3: gold is as high as you can go right now.
Speaker 2: Probably gold. Okay, So Bell, you can be a gold
Speaker 2: Loyalty program member.
Speaker 5: Just so you know what.
Speaker 13: With Michael and I manage it.
Speaker 3: Ultra platinum.
Speaker 13: I will make it.
Speaker 2: I will revoke your goal and you'll be silver. My
Speaker 2: own style, will make my own card. Ben, what what
Speaker 2: tier is the sty.
Speaker 3: Sky Bronze?
Speaker 13: I think it was silver and it's dropped down to bronze.
Speaker 2: Okay, so your star can have as you can have
Speaker 2: a bronze and you can have a gold.
Speaker 3: And obviously everyone needs to respect the system in place.
Speaker 3: If there is you know you mentioned there, I can
Speaker 3: make whatever I want. If there is off.
Speaker 2: Shoe and if someone screenshots it, lose a freaking mind.
Speaker 3: We're just like if there if people we can tell
Speaker 3: you know how at the post office to show you
Speaker 3: digital they shake it and if the thing comes up
Speaker 3: it's like that, we'll be able to tell.
Speaker 2: We we can tell a fraudul we'll actually call the police.
Speaker 3: If genuinely, we'll call the police. So don't air for
Speaker 3: our system.
Speaker 2: Don't dig and screen. If someone gets gold and they're
Speaker 2: posting the pod squad, I'll look at you some gold,
Speaker 2: how cool? And then someone screenshots it and then photoshops
Speaker 2: the membership number and puts their own name.
Speaker 3: On it, we will ship.
Speaker 2: We were to the good lord we have.
Speaker 3: We have a system on our end and that needs
Speaker 3: to match up with the system. So fraudulent cards will
Speaker 3: be found out. Actually you'll be penalized.
Speaker 2: Your phone if you if you're found to have a
Speaker 2: fraudulent screenshot of a membership card with photoshop, your phone
Speaker 2: will actually brick.
Speaker 3: You will be penalized.
Speaker 2: It will brick up and you'll be penalized so hard.
Speaker 13: I actually do know one of the people that helped
Speaker 13: make the coded like technology on Australian cash.
Speaker 3: Notes so that they can't That would be good to get.
Speaker 15: Should I message her absolutely when we need we need
Speaker 15: to hide if she can make.
Speaker 13: One for us.
Speaker 2: Actually, you know what obviously you know I'm thinking out
Speaker 2: out here, and yes, there is the absolute highest security
Speaker 2: embedded in these digital cards we've made. It'd be very
Speaker 2: hard to crack, but just stop stop counterfeit cards. In
Speaker 2: the corner of each membership card, we could put a
Speaker 2: little emoji like really hard to see, but it's there
Speaker 2: so that way, if fraudulent cards start to circulate, we
Speaker 2: can see where it started from. Of course they could
Speaker 2: first shop that out, but it's just another layer of.
Speaker 3: Security, extra layer of security.
Speaker 2: And there'll be so many fricking layers that you weren't
Speaker 2: about to stop them all.
Speaker 3: There'd be layers that we haven't told you about already
Speaker 3: that you wouldn't even realize.
Speaker 2: That's like an obvious layer, but they'll be way if
Speaker 2: you hold it.
Speaker 3: Up to the sun, you know. You sometimes oh, there's
Speaker 3: like koala, Like it's like a hydrodioglyphic. Yeah, hieroglyphics not
Speaker 3: the right word, what like a holographic, Yeah, hieroglyphic is well,
Speaker 3: like right, Yeah, it's going to have some of that on.
Speaker 3: There will also be that.
Speaker 13: Going to Egypt carves some out of a rock and
Speaker 13: then put it in there.
Speaker 2: There's gonna be a lot of invisible ink on them
Speaker 2: as well.
Speaker 3: We can believe Berlin Wall will be well, you can
Speaker 3: sniff counterfeit cards from a mile away, genuinely a mile away. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so don't think you're slick, okay, yeah, just respect respect.
Speaker 3: The loyalty program will respect you back.
Speaker 2: Of course, Peter, Peter's still there. I'll let you go.
Speaker 2: But of course you've got yourself a gold So you
Speaker 2: do whatever you want with a mate, but do not
Speaker 2: counterfeit it, Okay.
Speaker 5: I can I just say it's kind of funny every
Speaker 5: time you're saying to be on the podcast, I just
Speaker 5: I try and you know, get in where you guys
Speaker 5: are talking. But I don't want to cut you off.
Speaker 5: So I've been trying to, but in a little bit
Speaker 5: cut you guys off.
Speaker 3: Is there anything that you would like to butt in
Speaker 3: with now that there's an appropriate space and.
Speaker 2: Of course as a Gold you're working a button whenever
Speaker 2: you you actually get right to butt in if your gold.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've forgotten what I was going to say.
Speaker 2: Anyway, that's all good, okay, fair enough.
Speaker 3: I think he's a bit scared off from all this
Speaker 3: counterfeit chat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know he was actually counterfeiting it as we
Speaker 2: were explaining all the levels of security.
Speaker 3: Like a press, a counterfeit press in his crush.
Speaker 2: Well, look, Peter May, if you think of what it was,
Speaker 2: you always reach out privately. Because you're a Gold member.
Speaker 2: Of course.
Speaker 3: You God bless you too, Peter. Of course you have
Speaker 3: priority calling so you can get in touch any old time.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 15: The start contrast of the chat on air about the
Speaker 15: loyalty program to the chat at the back of the
Speaker 15: podcast about the loyalty.
Speaker 3: This is this is what people if they're like, oh
Speaker 3: yeah number bronze, and then they come in and you
Speaker 3: become a silver or gold, this is this is And
Speaker 3: maybe you'll get to this point and you have the
Speaker 3: gold law and then you go, oh, I don't like
Speaker 3: this anymore. You're too deep into the I.
Speaker 13: Want to back off to bronze.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to I want to be more of
Speaker 3: a casual.
Speaker 2: We actually had a fresh post in the pod squad
Speaker 2: minutes ago, Kathy he Dunstan.
Speaker 3: Hello, Kathy Dunstan said, please add me.
Speaker 2: I'm m you to kiss and I'm loving it. Well,
Speaker 2: guess what, Kathy, You're in.
Speaker 3: You're in, You're in it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 13: I think that was a message that I don't know
Speaker 13: if she wanted.
Speaker 3: Kathy Dunstan, you were in.
Speaker 15: I think she was doing that as like, please accept me.
Speaker 15: But then she's just posted it in the group, which
Speaker 15: is sweet.
Speaker 3: She's been accepted.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 13: Really, does she mean add me to the loyalty program?
Speaker 3: Maybe?
Speaker 2: Maybe?
Speaker 15: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Maybe.
Speaker 15: Michelle also posted, and Michelle did call this morning. Do
Speaker 15: you remember Michelle. She's been active in the pod squad
Speaker 15: for a while.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Michelle posted, she said love the loyalty card. Guys.
Speaker 2: FYI apologies, I haven't been active as of late. I
Speaker 2: had surgery about six weeks ago. Still recovering, but I'm
Speaker 2: listening to the show though. Helps with the healing.
Speaker 3: Oh that's good, Michelle. I'm glad you're on the up.
Speaker 3: Of course, Michelle is up there too. Yeah, yeah, for sure.
Speaker 3: Of course, if you don't have Medicare or private health
Speaker 3: a lot of the time the Ben and Lamb loyalty
Speaker 3: gold status. Actually you actually at discount on elective surgeries.
Speaker 3: I think yep, I don't know.
Speaker 15: It's actually like the Australian Gold Card's free.
Speaker 2: That's if you're a war if you're a war veteran.
Speaker 2: My nanna used to have a gold card.
Speaker 3: She's a war veteran.
Speaker 2: Her husband was so Fred who Fred named after to
Speaker 2: my dad's dad. He was a war veteran, so he
Speaker 2: had a gold card and then when he passed, my
Speaker 2: nana got a gold card.
Speaker 3: And it doesn't pass down generation to generation.
Speaker 2: I think it stops at nana.
Speaker 3: It's a bit of a slap in the face, isn't it.
Speaker 5: For sure?
Speaker 2: Doesn't My granddad fought in the war and I have
Speaker 2: to pay for health care?
Speaker 3: What are you fighting for?
Speaker 13: You joking about thread fake loyalty cards.
Speaker 2: So that I didn't have to and I have to
Speaker 2: go paying the pointsance.
Speaker 13: So you can have a soft life, you can just sail.
Speaker 2: Through with your I'm just saying that the quantus sorry
Speaker 2: the what is it government gold card should be handed down.
Speaker 2: That's my family's right, Okay.
Speaker 3: Well, it's actually an interesting point that we raised now
Speaker 3: and now we're talking about family loyalty. So Peter, for example,
Speaker 3: came with his partner his kid, Like yeah, so like
Speaker 3: where is it? It doesn't extend to Well, perhaps if
Speaker 3: he's platinum, he'd be able to bring his wife and
Speaker 3: kid into the lab.
Speaker 13: Was there a platinum?
Speaker 3: But if there, if something, if that's a big gift.
Speaker 3: But I'm sure we'll get there someday.
Speaker 2: Also, I wouldn't mind. You know, while we're speculating about
Speaker 2: extra tears, there's gonna be one below bronze. Crumb Yeah, crumb, Yeah.
Speaker 15: Because you don't know if you're crumb because you don't
Speaker 15: listen to the show enough, so they don't know.
Speaker 2: Because it'll be a punishment because it'll be of course,
Speaker 2: you know, if you if you get relegated to bronze,
Speaker 2: but then you do something else, like if you're caught counterfeiting,
Speaker 2: for example, you get given a crumb card.
Speaker 15: Yeah, if we hear you, like originally when Price Moel
Speaker 15: before she was our prize mole, if we hear you
Speaker 15: at a different station than.
Speaker 3: You automatically amber Amber tier, which is like a one
Speaker 3: warning you get what you're in the warning tier before
Speaker 3: you get demoted to crumb tire, like if you're on
Speaker 3: Bronze tier, and then obviously we have little sparrows everywhere,
Speaker 3: but if we heard you calling another radio station, you
Speaker 3: would be given an Amber alert Amber Tier, and then
Speaker 3: after amber Teer, if you you know two strikes, you're
Speaker 3: out crumb Tier and crumb Tier you're actually you're actually banned,
Speaker 3: Like we don't actually get takes a blacklist if you're
Speaker 3: on a black list basically, so it's just you call
Speaker 3: up and it won't say like Michelle from haw Ack
Speaker 3: Covid will just say crumb.
Speaker 15: And I do have the ability in system to put
Speaker 15: a little band with a picture on your call, and.
Speaker 3: Then what happens is we just much like you would
Speaker 3: a little crumb in your tab, we just flicker as crumbs.
Speaker 13: But then how can you get out of crumbles?
Speaker 2: You can't crumb tier forever.
Speaker 3: You've banished for the shadow realm, which you were given
Speaker 3: Amber Teer, like you literally had the you were given
Speaker 3: a warning shot.
Speaker 2: And that's also why you should not counterfeit these cards,
Speaker 2: because if you are caught counterfeit.
Speaker 3: It's an infinite crumb, like you.
Speaker 2: Become a literal crumb for the rest of it.
Speaker 13: Like gender, like he he's done so much.
Speaker 3: If he wronged us, he would, he would. It would
Speaker 3: be an infinite go down to like silver first, because
Speaker 3: counterfeiting is unforgivable offense, because it's the root of all evil,
Speaker 3: because like it's sort of it rots away at the
Speaker 3: system itself.
Speaker 2: In some countries they still have the death penalty, and
Speaker 2: you know a lot of people would see that as
Speaker 2: a pretty harsh penalty that might not fit the crime.
Speaker 2: And yeah, sure, if you counterfeit one of our cards criminal,
Speaker 2: the punishment is essentially execution. It'll be you'll be crumbed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, firing squad again.
Speaker 2: Crumb you crumb crumb?
Speaker 3: That sounds like that, Harry Potters, Like, let's start a
Speaker 3: gobblet of fire.
Speaker 2: Can we all just say yeah, crumb crum crumb crumb.
Speaker 2: Can we say crumb at the person to pretend that
Speaker 2: this is a simulation.
Speaker 13: Like shame from Game of throat es cool crumb.
Speaker 2: Crum crum crumb rum were sinking up, we should be sinking.
Speaker 13: We're alright, three were sinking, Yes, sink.
Speaker 2: Crumb crumb crumb crumb crum.
Speaker 3: Crum crum crumb. There will be like a door like
Speaker 3: a trap door. They would be up and banished to
Speaker 3: the crumb realm.
Speaker 2: It would be the sound of a of a pedestal
Speaker 2: bin opening up. Could you be swept into the bin?
Speaker 15: Oh, it's actually less awful than the getting kicked down
Speaker 15: into a crater.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just I'm staying in the crumb crumb realm.
Speaker 3: Real. Wow, it's really I sentence you to crumb realm,
Speaker 3: and I hope, but I hope we'll never.
Speaker 5: Have to do that.
Speaker 3: I have to do that.
Speaker 13: I kind of hope we do.
Speaker 4: I really want to cry.
Speaker 2: I don't wish that upon my worst enemy.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, especially for someone who actually likes this thing,
Speaker 3: to be in crumb realm would be it would be
Speaker 3: hard to keep listening because.
Speaker 2: Forever listening knowing you're in the like you can listen,
Speaker 2: but you can't interact, Like no one will listen, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean.
Speaker 3: Like it's like it's like be awful being like in
Speaker 3: a prison in your own podcast.
Speaker 13: Well, you are sitting in the bin and you can
Speaker 13: hear all the fun outside.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's let it be a word of warning and like,
Speaker 3: you know, that's the thing I think, as Ben mentioned,
Speaker 3: like you know, capital punishment sort of like death penalties
Speaker 3: and stuff like, you know, like it's it's pretty archaic,
Speaker 3: but sometimes the country is there's a lot of fear there,
Speaker 3: but they run, they run pretty smooth.
Speaker 15: Less crime it basically goes like fins, jail time, death penalty,
Speaker 15: crumb realm.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and see what we're doing is we're just eliminating
Speaker 2: fines and time. We're going straight to death penalty. And
Speaker 2: you know, I again, that's not true if we have
Speaker 2: the amber, and.
Speaker 3: I would say, well, no, no, but you don't get
Speaker 3: an Amber alert if you've counterfeit, you don't know.
Speaker 13: But obviously therefore what do you get an AM before?
Speaker 3: Then that's just if you like call another radio station
Speaker 3: or you we noticed you've dropped off a bit.
Speaker 15: Is actively doing something wrong? But then there's dropping off
Speaker 15: is different from God.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you're I would say it's basically if you're
Speaker 3: you're spending more time on other radio stations. Would be
Speaker 3: if you were a bronze, you'd probably have an AMBER.
Speaker 3: If you were silver, you would just be demoted to bronze.
Speaker 3: But yeah, no matter who you are, even if you're platinum,
Speaker 3: if you are caught, if you're found out to be counterfeiting, cards,
Speaker 3: you would be strakes a crumb realm. But of course
Speaker 3: you know we're not. We're not monsters. Innocent until proven guilty,
Speaker 3: of course, a fair, fair and just trial, and there'll
Speaker 3: be much deliberation.
Speaker 15: Would we have, say, hypothetically we have platinum members, would
Speaker 15: they be on the jewelry and they can be here.
Speaker 13: They can also be a part of.
Speaker 3: The tribes, and yes, you know, you'd have the right
Speaker 3: to defend yourself, or of course you could, you know,
Speaker 3: perhaps choose a lawyer or I don't know. You We
Speaker 3: do ad eyes everywhere, just so you know, yeah, little sparrows,
Speaker 3: for sure, Yes, I.
Speaker 15: Literally do, because I do speak to other producers, and
Speaker 15: I know if other people call other radio stations of.
Speaker 3: Course, of course, just let that be a word of warning.
Speaker 2: Well, this is exciting and this should be a positive thing.
Speaker 2: Think less about the crummage.
Speaker 3: Don't be scared of the crummage. Think about thinking about
Speaker 3: all that glitters in front of you, the gold tear,
Speaker 3: and don't for if you are gold already. I'm sure
Speaker 3: once we get a few more frequent listeners and the
Speaker 3: loyalty program, we will, sure enough we will add more tears.
Speaker 3: Because you can always move your a up. It's kind
Speaker 3: of like scientology, Like.
Speaker 2: The tears are infinite.
Speaker 13: I don't know about that.
Speaker 3: You don't know that.
Speaker 2: Leam and I are and charge the tears.
Speaker 3: So it's like the closer you get, like the closer
Speaker 3: you are to Xenu space God. Yeah, in this case
Speaker 3: we are Xenu. Yeah, you are Tom Cruise. You're Tom Cruise.
Speaker 2: You're like the number one fan.
Speaker 13: Imagine if the day.
Speaker 15: Comes where you fire me, but instead of sitting me
Speaker 15: down and say you fired me, you say we're banishing
Speaker 15: you to crumb.
Speaker 2: I know what you mean.
Speaker 13: And isaay, it's been an honor. Grab my pace.
Speaker 2: So one of the all time memes that they're made
Speaker 2: was the one in Gladiator. I'm not gonna if you know.
Speaker 2: You know it, So like just I've been an honor,
Speaker 2: my lord. It doesn't even says.
Speaker 13: Yeah, no response.
Speaker 3: So, yeah, it's operating thetan. Your OT levels, they measure
Speaker 3: your OT levels and scientology.
Speaker 2: Yeah you hold onto the little sticks.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So O T one to O T three is like
Speaker 3: advanced ordering stages. So OT three is famously known in
Speaker 3: elaked texts and media for involving the space opera cosmology
Speaker 3: of XENU. So that getting closer to ZENI and then
Speaker 3: it goes after that. You just keep going up, You
Speaker 3: just keep going up the list. I don't know what
Speaker 3: what tears Tom Cruise Oh wow, he's Theaten level eight
Speaker 3: pretty good, So he's been at it for a little while,
Speaker 3: which is the highest currently available spiritual status in the
Speaker 3: Church of Scientology, known as Truth Revealed. This advanced level
Speaker 3: level is exclusively administered abroad the organization's private cruise ship
Speaker 3: in the Free wins the Tom Cruise ship.
Speaker 2: Hang on, what so that that last bit I tuned out.
Speaker 2: They have a private cruise ship where you get if
Speaker 2: you get to level eight.
Speaker 3: Truth Revealed level, We've got a lot to learn from, Yeah,
Speaker 3: ship scientistic progression known as the Bridge to total Freedom.
Speaker 3: So yeah, so and and maybe maybe.
Speaker 2: Our ship could be in like put out a laid
Speaker 2: or something like that. And so if you have if
Speaker 2: you have a membership card, we measure your feet.
Speaker 3: Before you come on at the end of the year.
Speaker 2: Yes, we could do big boat party and you have
Speaker 2: have a membership card to come on.
Speaker 13: Yes, And we have a vip roped up off bit
Speaker 13: for like golden stuff.
Speaker 2: And I will be the captain. I'll be the captain,
Speaker 2: be the first mate on that boat. They will be
Speaker 2: drubbing the poop deck.
Speaker 3: Imagine the crumbs will be. Imagine being I would love
Speaker 3: to just be Tom Cruise for like a month, just
Speaker 3: see all the weird stuff that happens. Do you know
Speaker 3: what I mean? Like I wonder you know he did
Speaker 3: that little speech for the World Cup Finals, Tom Cruise
Speaker 3: and then like do you know what I mean?
Speaker 13: Like it it is an interesting one in his head,
Speaker 13: Like what would be going on?
Speaker 3: I don't know, but like all that sort of do
Speaker 3: you know another thing I noticed? Actually I'll show this now,
Speaker 3: let's go. We're getting really deep down the rabbit hole.
Speaker 13: Not this show thirty minutes long, and we do have
Speaker 13: things we.
Speaker 3: Need to do. Is wrapping us up again.
Speaker 2: I personally, I'm just hungry.
Speaker 13: I can see.
Speaker 15: I know.
Speaker 3: I'm also super super hungry. But so Sarah and I
Speaker 3: we went out to this nice I'll show this video.
Speaker 3: So we went to this really nice little rooftop bar
Speaker 3: for a drink in New York and look at this.
Speaker 3: This is a whole New York City skyline. Yeah, but
Speaker 3: like wait for it, So this is the whole New
Speaker 3: York City skyline. I kept screaming, like filming around.
Speaker 2: And then you zoom in, very visual for a podcast,
Speaker 2: it's very visual, but like there's there's.
Speaker 3: No skyline of New York was no no, no, no
Speaker 3: no no no no no no no no.
Speaker 2: You just halfway through to stop it and closed it.
Speaker 3: No no, I just I feel like I've got the
Speaker 3: wrong video.
Speaker 13: It's one time we went to dinner.
Speaker 3: No no, no, here we go, we go. Yeah, this
Speaker 3: is the whole skyline, whole of New York City. Not
Speaker 3: a single sign, not like Sony, not LG, not nothing, nothing.
Speaker 3: You can't see a single visible sign. And this whole
Speaker 3: New York City skyline and there was only one sign visible,
Speaker 3: this whole building. I zoomed right into it. Freemasons. Right,
Speaker 3: pretty crazy, do you reckon?
Speaker 2: Where were you at a cafe?
Speaker 3: It like this sort of rooftop bar. But I'm just like,
Speaker 3: isn't that insane? The whole New York City skyline there
Speaker 3: was only one visible like symbol or sign, and it
Speaker 3: was the Freemasons. And I think that's that tells you something.
Speaker 3: And you know what, if I don't get into work tomorrow,
Speaker 3: now you know why, Because I'm spitting truth bombs.
Speaker 2: There you go. All right, well we will see you tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Look at me like that.
Speaker 2: Of course, A big farewell to all our Gold multi
Speaker 2: program members.
Speaker 3: Silver, how do you do Bronze?
Speaker 2: Hey, hey, thanks for stopping by.
Speaker 3: Yeah, thanks to stopping by. I look fondly upon you.
Speaker 3: But just know, at the moment, if his podcast was
Speaker 3: a plane, there would be a little rope in front
Speaker 3: of you. So and if you want to get past
Speaker 3: that rope, you know you need you just need to
Speaker 3: get involved more.
Speaker 2: We can't one last thought from me. We can't logistically
Speaker 2: do it. I don't think. But I would love it
Speaker 2: if the Gold podcast listeners got the pot an hour
Speaker 2: early and Silver got it half an hour early, and
Speaker 2: then it gets released.
Speaker 8: Do that?
Speaker 2: Can you do that?
Speaker 3: Bill?
Speaker 2: Maybe anyone with a Gold card you'll personally send them
Speaker 2: the podcast.
Speaker 3: That's a good idea.
Speaker 13: Yeah, so in the back end, I can do it.
Speaker 2: So it's think only what we give Gold the link
Speaker 2: to the back end, so you can see how soon
Speaker 2: as it's up. Hmm if you want that, Oh, no,
Speaker 2: work work on that.
Speaker 3: The company might not Gold status, complimentary song requests, priority calling,
Speaker 3: exclusive access to the back end.
Speaker 2: Just give them. You get the omni log in.
Speaker 13: Okay, we're don't getting the log.
Speaker 2: Get personal omni log.
Speaker 13: Trually go in and delete an edit podcast.
Speaker 2: None of that, None of that, none of that, all right,