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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast Melbourne's Gold one oh

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Speaker 1: four point three Sonny in seventeen on the way for

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Speaker 1: the christ John o'connall Breakfast Show Gold one oh four

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Speaker 1: point three.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, Pats, don't you want to know what the weather is?

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Speaker 3: I do actually, because we're actually going to the big

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Speaker 3: freeze of the g Jack and I and hapless producer

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Speaker 3: press the button.

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Speaker 4: Good on you.

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Speaker 5: Well it's gonna be sunny, it's gonna be seventeen.

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Speaker 2: Oh really but light showers.

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Speaker 6: But you dot it.

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Speaker 3: This is amazing and this is winter. This would be

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Speaker 3: a heat wave for us back in the UK.

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Speaker 2: Every get me shutting down, be worried about how we're going.

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Speaker 3: To cope with the weather. The trains wouldn't be working.

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Speaker 3: This is incredible. Pats, how are you this morning? You've

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Speaker 3: been sounding brilliant. You're happy to be at work today?

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, just your bloody through election. Oh I don't

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Speaker 4: know if you can pick up the sarcasm in there,

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Speaker 4: because you.

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Speaker 2: Know I can pick it up.

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Speaker 3: Crystal clear drippings on years this morning and I just thought, actually,

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Speaker 3: hopefully the animals city towards me on Friday wouldn't be

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Speaker 3: there of the weekend. You've all had a nice weekend

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Speaker 3: now you feel isn't it nice to come into work

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Speaker 3: and all.

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Speaker 2: Hang out together?

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Speaker 4: Christian, I'm maintained that I always wanted to broadcast today.

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Speaker 4: I love being in here and I love.

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Speaker 2: Working with Why do you want a sharp four minutes ago?

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Speaker 4: It is the Queen's birthday and she wished on April

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Speaker 4: the twenty first.

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Speaker 2: Today in the UK they will be working.

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Speaker 3: Day because it's not the Queen's birthday and this is

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Speaker 3: an Australian way of life. Well you celebrate it three

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Speaker 3: months down the line. Is there anyone else today who

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Speaker 3: wants us to say happy birthday to them? Like the

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Speaker 3: Queen whose birthday was on April the twenty.

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Speaker 1: First, So Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh

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Speaker 1: four point three.

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Speaker 3: I saw you or I didn't see you doing this,

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Speaker 3: but my kids told me because they follow you on

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Speaker 3: Instagram stories.

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Speaker 2: And when I said to my kids, you think I

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Speaker 2: need to start doing those?

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Speaker 3: Oh god that dad. Please don't start hanging out on Instagram.

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Speaker 3: It's odd a man your age hanging out on Instagram.

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Speaker 2: My age, my forties. I can't go on Instagram. I'm

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Speaker 2: too old for Instagram, but they follow you.

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Speaker 4: And I appreciate that your kids consider me young enough

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Speaker 4: and cool enough to still be on Instagram.

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Speaker 2: They do.

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Speaker 4: I'd stay my welcome.

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Speaker 2: I'm beyond hope. Jack.

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Speaker 3: But then the kids we were driving yesterday to the Peninsula,

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Speaker 3: they had been out that way before beautiful day, and

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Speaker 2: Jack's climbing a mountain.

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Speaker 3: And then I grabbed the phone and you're climbing a

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Speaker 3: something like that. How high was that thing you were

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Speaker 3: going up? And you stopped playing a fell up there?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we were at the top of the Cathedral Rangers

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Speaker 4: out past Marysville in the state's northeast. I guess it is.

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Speaker 2: It looked beautiful, and it looked.

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Speaker 4: Much higher than it was because there was a lot

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Speaker 2: Above the cloud It looked.

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Speaker 4: Like we were five hundred meters above the clouds, but

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Speaker 4: I mean, I think it's eight hundred meters high, and

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Speaker 3: You had no protective gear whatsoever, and you're on some

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Speaker 3: tiny ledge as well. I was getting sweaty, you know

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Speaker 3: when your feet get all tingley just looking at the

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Speaker 3: huge heights of I had a pretty wild weekend. Spent

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Speaker 3: two hours Saturday afternoon putting together an exercise BikeE for

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, did you get that finished?

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Speaker 2: And she got it from the shop.

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Speaker 3: She brought it about Friday and she goes the guy

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Speaker 2: He said it was probably going to take twenty minutes.

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Speaker 3: To Hey, of course he's going to say that was

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Speaker 3: again rid of theous. Thing is probably not gonna sell

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Speaker 3: it all year. Nothing ever takes twenty minutes. This won't

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Speaker 3: be twenty minutes. And then I opened the instruction I've

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Speaker 3: just put up on our Facebook page. There's thirty thirty

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Speaker 3: nine different moving parts they have to.

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Speaker 2: Be attached to it. There's the various levers cables. This

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Speaker 2: is way beyond my brain capacity. I can't do this.

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Speaker 2: Utter hell, I says, well, please, wasn't doing this?

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Speaker 3: Stay away from me and keep the kids away from me,

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Speaker 3: because the language is going to get very, very industrial.

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Speaker 2: And it did.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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Speaker 1: point three.

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Speaker 3: Queen's birthday weekend now, so upon me over here, I

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Speaker 3: find this all amazing. You know, the it's a public

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Speaker 3: holiday today and there's been trooping of the color back

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Speaker 3: in England for the Queen's official birthday. But it's kind

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Speaker 3: of odd because the birthday was on April the nineteenth,

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Speaker 3: which is how many days ago?

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Speaker 4: Well I looked up April Is it April twenty first? Sorry,

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Speaker 4: April the twenty first, fifty days ago today?

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Speaker 3: That is like you celebrating Christmas on February the nineteenth, We.

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Speaker 2: Do, oh right, I look forward to that, that's right. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: And how do you feel about working that on Boxing day? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Or we will be coming in to do the show.

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Speaker 3: So one of those morning who actually like us is

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Speaker 3: at work on nine four one four one o four three.

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Speaker 3: And did anyone celebrate a birthday on April the twenty first?

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Speaker 3: They wants us to say happy birthday to them. If

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Speaker 3: the Queen's putting this stunt within a you know, two

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Speaker 3: birthdays a year, then I think it should be open

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Speaker 3: to all of us, not just a queen. So it's

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Speaker 3: the best of British this weekend. It's been over the station,

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Speaker 3: some amazing music I feel bad like people think this

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Speaker 3: because there's some pomme doing the breakfast show now that

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Speaker 3: I'm inssisting.

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Speaker 2: I brought over my or my record collection.

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Speaker 3: I'm center Station and I need to do play British

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Speaker 3: music to make me feel at home all weekend. But

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Speaker 3: and ten o'clock.

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Speaker 2: Ian is working this morning. We spoke to him on Friday.

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Speaker 3: Good morning here, welcome back to the show.

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Speaker 2: Wow, I'm pretty good morning.

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Speaker 3: It's a beautiful looking morning. And what time did you

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Speaker 3: start this morning? Empty and our garbage?

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Speaker 7: I am wow?

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Speaker 2: Wow? What time are you finishing?

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Speaker 7: Oh?

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Speaker 8: Probably three four this afternoon.

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Speaker 2: That's a long day. That's hard work. I tell you what.

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Speaker 3: Many years ago, every day, tell you what. It's hard,

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Speaker 3: thankless work doing what you do. In many years ago

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Speaker 3: for a summer job, I was a bin man a

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Speaker 3: garbo for three months and it was are you really?

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Speaker 2: Oh my word, Ian, It's hard work, isn't it.

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Speaker 7: Wow?

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Speaker 8: Things have changed since then. I suppose you used to

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right, Yeah it was. This was this was

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Speaker 3: about sort of twenty five years ago. It was no

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Speaker 3: the wheelbins Aget now it was all the sacks.

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Speaker 4: Oh, and you would have got out of the game

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Speaker 4: before the mechanical arms. Yeah, that throws it in the back,

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Speaker 4: oh man. And also I guess Ian. I hope you

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Speaker 4: don't mind me asking you this.

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Speaker 3: Don't mean to be rude or anything, but when I

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Speaker 2: It was everywhere. I mean, it's starting to go out.

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Speaker 3: I started to go out with this girl and she

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Speaker 8: Well funny you should mention that because the second half

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Speaker 8: pick up I did this morning, I must have patched something.

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Speaker 8: I climbed in the track and I thought something hits

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Speaker 2: That's good. So what about in Melbourne? Are you now?

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Speaker 2: Who spins? Are you empty? Where are you?

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Speaker 8: I've just done a customer in helping an arm now

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Speaker 4: And on Friday when we spoke to you, I congratulated

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Speaker 4: You've just picked up my bins.

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Speaker 3: That was funny, Yeah, that was Yeah, it's a thing

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Speaker 3: you actually eat roadkill at the weekend.

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Speaker 2: You know it'suck a hill Billy.

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Speaker 2: So of the weekend, I know you're into your footy.

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Speaker 3: Huge, huge weekend for boxing and UFC, both featuring some

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Speaker 4: And this is why you had to get your TV

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Speaker 3: That's sad to hear you try and link those two

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Speaker 3: my new favorite fighters. First of all, I know you're

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Speaker 3: not a being fight fan, but you know that there's

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Speaker 3: the walkout and they all have a song, don't they?

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Speaker 4: Of course. I mean I've seen enough movies, even if

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Speaker 4: I don't watch the fight, to know that you've got

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Speaker 4: to pick a great song to come out.

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Speaker 3: And sometimes it might be like, you know, a fifty

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Speaker 3: A heavyweight gentlemen walks out to this Celine Dion twenty thousand.

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Speaker 3: Fight fans are looking at each other, confused, going it's

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Speaker 3: not right, feels good, walks out of this and destroys

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Speaker 4: It gives me the impression that he's going to fight

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Speaker 4: in slow motion.

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Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, and then something happens afterwards. I wasn't aware

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Speaker 3: that this is an Australian sporting tradition or just a

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Speaker 3: tradition anyway.

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Speaker 2: The showy.

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Speaker 9: Oh, the shoey.

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Speaker 3: So I'm watching this, okay, And as this gentleman walks

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Speaker 3: out the cage, he's just beating another man. He's covering

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Speaker 3: Someone hands him their own shoe, fills it with beer,

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Speaker 3: and bam, bam, chugs beer from another man's shoe.

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Speaker 1: Look Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show on Gold one oh four

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Speaker 2: I'm new here.

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Speaker 10: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show ten teams in ten shows, as

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Speaker 4: We are currently the top ranked Melbourne club and ninety

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Speaker 10: Day two, Melbourne Football Club coach Simon Goodwin, it's.

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Speaker 6: It's me.

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Speaker 7: Don't muck around with a suburbs. Choose the city. Think Melbourne.

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Speaker 7: Melbourne will be your new football club.

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Speaker 11: Get on this train now, this is your moment.

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Speaker 7: Fan, get on board all right.

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Speaker 10: Son Dice in hefal captain of the Essendon Football Club.

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Speaker 4: Ah boys who play this fantal.

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Speaker 2: Game always fine. This is a feel good Friday anthem

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Speaker 3: It's the most animated Dice I seen him all week.

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Speaker 2: He's come back online, good boy.

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Speaker 7: Calories Southampton your soccer team.

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Speaker 6: Read what.

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Speaker 7: We're red and black and we have white.

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Speaker 8: Numbers, so you don't need to go change in your calipalate.

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Speaker 2: The colors work with me.

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Speaker 4: Get around the bombers. Christian.

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Speaker 3: Now the man who's the playmaker for this whole thing

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Speaker 3: is Hamoush.

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Speaker 2: McLoughlin. Hamoush. You're even in with us this morning as well.

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Speaker 2: Coome morning buddy.

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Speaker 9: Oh a happy long weekend of both of you. Jack Nice.

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Speaker 9: I didn't think i'd actually see you.

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Speaker 4: Morning, I know I really wanted to take it off

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Speaker 2: And who are we.

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Speaker 4: One of the texts we got in Hamish on Friday

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Speaker 9: The irony at all, trying to patriot but also disrespecting

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Speaker 9: My clubhouse leader?

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Speaker 4: In Melbourne's put their best be forward. They've send you

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Speaker 9: Was day during the picture.

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Speaker 2: Am I going to am? I going to? Am I

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Speaker 9: It wasn't concentrating.

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Speaker 4: The best wish is to.

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Speaker 9: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: What I thought.

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Speaker 9: We went to the president, Eddie McGuire, and said would

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Speaker 9: Well, Nathan Buckley, the coach is focused on today's Queen's

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Speaker 9: Now you don't know what this means.

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Speaker 9: It is a play on the cheerleaders. It is how

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Speaker 9: It is an army that you need to, I think,

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Speaker 9: You need to have called one of your children, Maggie

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Speaker 9: Every team has a cult. But the greatest cult of

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Speaker 9: bar nun is joff Or is he not?

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Speaker 4: He is the most famous Cheersquad member in Australia.

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Speaker 3: This is good because you most yourself with coaches with

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Speaker 9: That's it, we thought, rather than just going to those

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Speaker 2: And skirts write down his whole life.

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Speaker 9: Has been dedicated to Collingwand and before we get to

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Speaker 9: They've got a player that you'll see today where's number

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Speaker 2: You wind him up. This is true. That's a porno name,

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Speaker 9: But that's why I'm telling you this. He actually won

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Speaker 9: the World Sports Name of the Year, right so right.

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Speaker 9: He beat Banana Yaya, Charity, Beaver Dick Trickle and Stars

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Speaker 9: And he's an absolute gun. He's a sort of player

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Speaker 2: He's steel side Bottom legend.

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Speaker 9: And they've got the greatest marketing player in the history

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Speaker 9: play with the Demons. Move it over to the Pires.

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Speaker 9: He has been nominated for the Mark of the Week

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Speaker 3: Team strong case every day this week strong Case. Okay,

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Speaker 3: we're here from so is Joff Joffer is coming up next,

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Speaker 3: the case for it for Colinwood.

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Speaker 1: The Christian who Connell Breakfast Shoe, Melbourne's Gold one oh

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Speaker 3: This decision that I have to make and we'll be

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Speaker 3: uh we were going to put our kids at school

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Speaker 3: It's the team. What is the team? What's the team?

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Speaker 3: Who are you going to back? And the funniest thing

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Speaker 3: is you won't even know that you do this. Everyone

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Speaker 3: I've spoken to about this taxi drivers also the same thing.

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Speaker 3: Before you can go, hey, you should pick my team.

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Speaker 3: The first thing who is telling me who not to pick?

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Speaker 3: And there's always two teams Conlinwood and Carlon only those two.

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Speaker 2: The rest of them go.

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Speaker 3: Look, you know, if you don't get my team, we're

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Speaker 3: not I'm not gonna like it. However I respect it,

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Speaker 3: but you pick one of those that's fighting talk. What

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Speaker 9: They are love Jack by those that support them.

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Speaker 4: Are they the biggest one base in the country?

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Speaker 9: It's the largest border base globe.

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Speaker 3: So like Manchester United, because like a lot of Manchester

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Speaker 2: They're all over the country. But they just picked that

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Speaker 9: Loved by those that support them, largely despised by those

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Speaker 3: be worried about the show's success, of my success.

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Speaker 4: It's a it's a way to tank the rating.

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Speaker 9: You talk about Carlton and Collingwood. If Carlton played Collingwood

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Speaker 9: twice in the year and they win twice and don't

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Speaker 9: win another game, it has been a fabulous year for

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Speaker 9: the Carlton football cold. Wow how much they dislike each other,

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Speaker 9: isn't it?

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Speaker 3: Well, that's get the voice of the fans' hearing is

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Speaker 3: beloved team trash like this.

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Speaker 2: Jofas On joffa welcome to the show.

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Speaker 7: Good I tell us good to be on.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, that's all right. I understand that you're at work.

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Speaker 3: We've just finished a ten hour shift working for a

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Speaker 3: men's hostel for Salvation Army.

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Speaker 7: Good on you absolutely, thank you very much here. It's

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Speaker 7: a great job and I enjoy doing it and and

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Speaker 7: I beg for the Mighty Pies. Of course.

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Speaker 3: Christian Well, they're a controversial team. They're won the top two.

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Speaker 3: Everyone says, do not pick this team. Jack's worried about

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Speaker 3: the ratings.

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Speaker 4: If I go with you, guys, Joffer, why do you

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Speaker 4: think it is that other clubs love to hate Collingwood.

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Speaker 6: I just think it's the you touched on it before.

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Speaker 6: I just think it's the it's the nation, my popularity

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Speaker 6: of Collingwood. I think, go when you're in Australia and bang,

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Speaker 6: people know who you're talking about straight away. Make Pies

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Speaker 6: or Collingwood. Don't know who we're talking about.

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Speaker 9: Christian Hey, Joffer, We've been doing this for three shows now.

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Speaker 9: Coch he gave the Tigers pitch, Simon Goodwin gave the

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Speaker 9: Demon's pitch, Dyson Heppel gave the Pies pitch.

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Speaker 4: So the Bomber's pitch.

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Speaker 9: Eddie who is away said, the greatest advocate of our

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Speaker 9: football club is Joffer. He's king of the cheers God,

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Speaker 9: he is my proxy. So what we've said is we'll

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Speaker 9: give you a couple of minutes just to pitch away.

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Speaker 9: So are you ready to rock and roll?

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Speaker 2: Christian?

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Speaker 7: How are you listening to me? Because this is going

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Speaker 7: to be a big decision.

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Speaker 2: If you go Christian? Are you listening, I'm listening. I

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Speaker 2: hear you, Joe far Off, you go, buddy.

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Speaker 6: The decision you are making shouldn't be hard. It shouldn't

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Speaker 6: be great for you, Christian.

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Speaker 7: It should be black and white.

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Speaker 6: If you make this astute decision to embrace the world

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Speaker 6: of Collingwood and join the make By Army, your new

493
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Speaker 6: club will become a way of life.

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Speaker 7: For you, a home, even a new family. Welcome a

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Speaker 7: board mate. But it's not a decision to be taken lightly.

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Speaker 12: Your new relationship won't be a casual affair.

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Speaker 7: It won't be one of them one day a week things.

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Speaker 6: This is permanent.

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Speaker 7: Mate is binding.

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Speaker 12: No breakup, text or divorced y gets you out of it.

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Speaker 7: Don't laugh, mate, this is serious.

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Speaker 2: Sorry.

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Speaker 6: The decision you're about to make like very fewings, like

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Speaker 6: very few things.

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Speaker 12: Must last for life.

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Speaker 6: This is life, Christian. A life of the pies will

507
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Speaker 6: be an all consuming magic carpet ride.

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Speaker 12: Get ready for it.

509
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Speaker 6: Because we are hated by non kind of people. Get

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Speaker 6: you to that.

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Speaker 7: One, mate, you ever love us or you hate us?

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Speaker 6: But Christian, we feel a great sense of pride that

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Speaker 6: we are capable of inspiring such loathing enough to discuss. Christian,

514
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Speaker 6: we love it. Don't you let us stray by? These

515
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Speaker 6: are posing into ours.

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Speaker 12: A life of another club will be a pooreralize that

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Speaker 12: the pie. You will be strounded by intelligent, professional, caring citizens.

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Speaker 12: Dance like me, Christian. Many people, but many feel we.

519
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Speaker 6: Are the pills of society. Great men of years gone

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Speaker 6: by have niche colling with great things. Henry Ford, Christian,

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Speaker 6: Albert Einstein, Lewis Pasture, Napoleon Churchill join this list.

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Speaker 7: Christian.

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Speaker 6: I think we both know now. Supporting the calling of

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Speaker 6: football club is not just a bloody football decision.

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Speaker 7: Christian.

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Speaker 12: That's a way of life. That's the only way, and

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Speaker 12: that's the right thing to do.

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Speaker 2: Wow, what's a case.

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Speaker 9: Thank you outstand.

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Speaker 2: That is amazing. Let's hear your clubs song as well.

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Speaker 3: I'd imagine Joffer, you're stood up right now banging your

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Speaker 3: chest and proudness of this amazing anthem for the team.

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Speaker 7: Is he that Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, no, no, sorry thought it's just the emotions overwhelming.

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Speaker 2: It's just taking it all in.

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Speaker 9: I love the fact that Joffer said this is permanent,

537
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Speaker 9: it's finding no breakup peace to a divorce lawyer can

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Speaker 9: get you out of it.

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Speaker 6: Head pumps all over my body, giving you that space

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Speaker 6: and you take it seriously.

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Speaker 9: Hey Joff, and what time are you getting here today?

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Speaker 7: I sugar hear about two or part right.

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Speaker 9: Have a great day. And I really appreciate you making

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Speaker 9: the pitch for the pie.

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Speaker 2: That was amazing. You just spoke with passion there for

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Speaker 2: the fans.

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Speaker 4: Go the mighty Pies.

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Speaker 2: Thank you very much.

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Speaker 9: That is how it is. It is passionate all in.

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Speaker 3: He did know all he's done with that. He's made

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Speaker 3: even bigger now this decision. It was already big.

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Speaker 2: Now he's really, really, really just shown me just how

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Speaker 2: born it is to you.

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Speaker 9: The problem is if you don't go with the Pies,

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Speaker 9: now you've got sort of half a million people that

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Speaker 9: will be coming at you. I'm just saying great.

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Speaker 2: Okay, pleased, have we got tomorrow?

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Speaker 9: Harrish Stephen Kernahan one of the great captains of all time,

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Speaker 9: not just the Carlton captain. He's had time and he

560
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Speaker 9: was the man that after they won the flag in

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Speaker 9: ninety five just stood out on the footpath and pored

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Speaker 9: a beer on his head after sitting stand by your man.

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Speaker 3: All right, Tommy for him tomorrow. Amazing and we will

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Speaker 3: see you later on today the big freees.

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Speaker 9: Are you going to come into the box have a look?

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Speaker 2: Yeah it is Jack Gonvite wasn't sure.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, but FREEZEMMD dot org dot au the big play

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Speaker 9: today two to three twenty all the eighteen coaches are

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Speaker 9: going down the slide big free or raising money for MND.

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Speaker 2: No.

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Speaker 4: That's amazing, great, including the two playing coaches to the Yeah, unbelievable,

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Speaker 4: first time they've ever done it together.

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Speaker 9: It's hard to get all coaches degree on anything, but

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Speaker 9: the love for Neil Denaher and the fear of HIMND

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Speaker 9: has got them all doing the same thing on the

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Speaker 9: same day.

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Speaker 2: Well, I look forward to seeing it. I'll see you later.

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Speaker 2: Thanks a lot, Hey, Miss.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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Speaker 1: point three.

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Speaker 3: On Friday show. We've got a guy on called Paul.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to call a Sweet and Sour Paul. And

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Speaker 3: this man to me clever, this man to me a genius,

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Speaker 3: because this man spent a valuaball time trying to recreate

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Speaker 3: faithfully the Macers sweet and Sour recipe.

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Speaker 4: Good use of the word Macers.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, let sedu getting the kids at the weekend. So

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Speaker 3: not McDonald's everywhere else in the world. McDonald's not here.

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Speaker 3: Different rules, new home, all right. They drink beer from

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Speaker 3: a shop. It's called a shoey. I know anywhere else

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Speaker 3: calls about Donald's.

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Speaker 2: We don't. It's called Macers.

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Speaker 3: And so he's recreated the source and apparently you can't

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Speaker 3: tell the difference. And he agreed to come in this

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Speaker 3: morning and make up a fresh batch of his homemade

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Speaker 3: version of the macas sweet and Sour sauce for you

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Speaker 3: and I to have a blind taste test. We've got

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Speaker 3: two dishes. Don't know which sauces in which one. Both

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Speaker 3: are pretty much the same to me. We've got some fries.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna try this next. Do you like the sweet

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Speaker 3: and sour sauce.

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Speaker 4: It's not my first option.

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Speaker 2: What do you go to?

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Speaker 4: I go to barbecue, yeah, and then I go to

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Speaker 4: sweet and Sour.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Ketchup, third, ketchup third, Okay, mayonnaise fourth.

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Speaker 4: Never never tried a nuggat or chips with mayonnaise.

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Speaker 2: Really, you haven't lived took a walk in the wild tide.

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Speaker 1: The Christian Will Colonel Breakfast Shoe Melbourne's Gold one oh

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Speaker 1: four point three.

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Speaker 3: This is the real master Chef. This is higher level,

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Speaker 3: higher stakes than Master Chef.

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Speaker 2: Good morning. It's Christian O'Connor here on Gold one of

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Speaker 2: four point three.

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Speaker 3: Rotto, have a live taste, jet Jack and I to

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Speaker 3: try where the Sweet and Sour Paul has managed to

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Speaker 3: bring off the impossible and recreate faithfully the macas Sweet

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Speaker 3: and Sour sauce.

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Speaker 2: Let's played the Master Chef music.

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Speaker 4: The first time ever that Katy Perry's played on this.

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Speaker 3: Face and last, Hi, sweetens out, Paul, good morning, good morning.

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Speaker 2: How long did this take to actually actually make this?

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Speaker 3: And I don't mean for us for today, but in

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Speaker 3: terms of getting it wrong before you got it right

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Speaker 3: and your kids went dad, You've done it.

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Speaker 13: This is only the second time I've made it.

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Speaker 3: Wow, we are honored and a friend's asking you to

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Speaker 3: make some for them.

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Speaker 13: No, really, they're fool so far to mate, who did this?

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Speaker 3: I'll be constant saying can you do me some more?

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Speaker 3: I don't want any mean homemade jam or preserves.

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Speaker 2: I want this.

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Speaker 13: I feel like I should be wearing a fake mustache.

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Speaker 3: You do look amazing. That's just your boy, Jack, what

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Speaker 3: a describe to everyone. Listen right now, how sweet and

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Speaker 3: so Paul is dressed.

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Speaker 4: I mean he looks like a chef. He's got the

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Speaker 4: chef's hat on, chef's apron, chef's undershirt, chef chefs. Why

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Speaker 4: chef's white?

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Speaker 2: Paul?

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Speaker 4: Now, do you think you can tell the difference between

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Speaker 4: the McDonald's sweet and tails and the one that you've

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Speaker 4: made at home?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 13: I definitely can ye.

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Speaker 3: All right, okay, so Jack and I going to do this.

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Speaker 3: Now a fry and then we move on to the McNuggets.

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Speaker 3: I'll try the sauce on the left first.

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Speaker 4: Christian is eating the fry with the sauce.

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Speaker 13: Cold fries.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it feels like that, you know, when you wake

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Speaker 3: up hungover and there's a couple left, you go, I

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Speaker 3: shouldn't really, but I'm hungry.

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Speaker 2: I well, okay, now's going to this one on the right.

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Speaker 4: Source number two.

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Speaker 2: They're about the same. You're kidding, Try, I'm not. I'm

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Speaker 2: not just saying that.

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Speaker 4: I'll jump into source number one, trying to tell if

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Speaker 4: it's the Mcdonald'sweaton sour sauce or Paul's homemade sauce. Now

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Speaker 4: that does taste like McDonald's won So sauce. I try

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Speaker 4: source number one. Try I sauce number two.

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Speaker 9: Drum roll.

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Speaker 4: Now I didn't cleanse my palate, probably should have had

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Speaker 4: some mored in between, but they has bring down the same.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, if I had to go for guests, which one

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Speaker 3: I think is yours? I think it is this one here,

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Speaker 3: Sauce number one.

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Speaker 13: I think you're wrong.

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Speaker 9: I'm not sure.

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Speaker 2: No, underneath it says Marcus, this is yours. Yes, correct? Wow,

671
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Speaker 2: look at that. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I actually wanted to try with the nugget before I

673
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:35,520
Speaker 4: made my decision, But now now I know, Please, I

674
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Speaker 4: will still have the nugget, lift the closs Man.

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Speaker 2: We've got We've even got closs here as well.

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Speaker 4: Now, the only reason I would have guess source number

677
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Speaker 4: two is it's a little thicker. The texture is a

678
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Speaker 4: little thicker than source.

679
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:51,240
Speaker 2: Number one salt.

680
00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:55,680
Speaker 4: The guy no, as if it's come from real homemade ingredients.

681
00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:57,880
Speaker 2: Yes, me, it would love.

682
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Speaker 4: I'm not having to go at him. I'm just saying

683
00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:05,200
Speaker 4: that you've got You've recreated perfectly. The texture is slightly different,

684
00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:09,880
Speaker 4: but if you're going for the taste, you've nailed. It's

685
00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:13,280
Speaker 4: Christian needs a nugget. I'll do the same, Thank you boys.

686
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Speaker 13: Did you know there's four distinct shapes for nuggets?

687
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Speaker 2: But what a great shut up line, you old smoothie Paul.

688
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:23,400
Speaker 2: It's working on me, am.

689
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:30,080
Speaker 13: Me Moore, ball, boot, bell and bone. We've four shapes.

690
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:32,720
Speaker 2: Do you spend a lot of time at Marcas? No?

691
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Speaker 13: The Facebook page is a wolth of information.

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Speaker 3: Give out the address lap facebook page right because a

693
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Speaker 3: lot of people that listened to us chant on Friday

694
00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:42,240
Speaker 3: show wanted to know more who love their fast food.

695
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:45,600
Speaker 13: It is called homemade McDonald's.

696
00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:49,719
Speaker 3: So it's everyone just recreating various different I say dishes

697
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Speaker 3: because you're sat and we've got.

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Speaker 6: Yes.

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Speaker 3: Excuse me, my good man at Marcas cauld I have

700
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Speaker 3: one of your dishes, please.

701
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Speaker 13: Unique but the same.

702
00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:00,960
Speaker 4: Yes, And what's the next challenge for you? On that

703
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Speaker 4: list of McDonald's items.

704
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Speaker 2: Yeah, we go for next.

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Speaker 13: I'm done.

706
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Speaker 2: To be honest, it's retiring his unbeaten records.

707
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Speaker 4: I mean you've done it.

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Speaker 2: Wow, that's it. You've done the sweet and sales.

709
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Speaker 13: Source state no more, stay on the top stand high.

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00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:17,600
Speaker 2: Do your kids that they prefer your one to the

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Speaker 2: official backers one? I can't tell.

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Speaker 13: I think they do.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, have you heard anything yet from the good people

714
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Speaker 3: at macas.

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Speaker 13: There's no official words letters that have come through. As

716
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Speaker 13: you know, you never know.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, now that we've done this, we might get one

718
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Speaker 3: sweet and sound. Paul, you're still our genius of the war.

719
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Speaker 3: Thank you, thank you.

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Speaker 1: Very much for coming in the Christian O'Connell breakfast Show

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Speaker 1: on Gold one oh four point three.

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Speaker 3: And then actually everyone on Friday when they were trying

723
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Speaker 3: to revolt led by Jack treasons behavior or Friday's Breakfast

724
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Speaker 3: Show for suring me it would be dead. However, there

725
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Speaker 3: are people up and about and are working and also

726
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Speaker 3: listen to the show.

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Speaker 4: Yep, I said I. I didn't say I didn't want

728
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Speaker 4: to be here. I do want to be here. I

729
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:05,760
Speaker 4: just didn't think we should work on the Queen's birthday. Sure,

730
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Speaker 4: as the Queen's wish that the people do not work

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Speaker 4: on her sacred day.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so I want to know what bit we've done

733
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Speaker 3: on the long weekend. What did you get up to?

734
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Speaker 3: And tell me the story of your weekend in just

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Speaker 3: three words. That's what we can for your three word weekend.

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Speaker 3: You can give me a call nine four one four

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Speaker 3: one oh four three. Some of the stories we get

738
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Speaker 3: till the next twenty minutes. We've got some gold carb

739
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:32,360
Speaker 3: passes if you go into it's like first class when

740
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:35,280
Speaker 3: you go to cinema and you get those gold classes. Yeah,

741
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:37,800
Speaker 3: it's amazing. You don't want to go back now. I

742
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:40,720
Speaker 3: think it's an Australian thing, the luxury cinema. I didn't

743
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:42,280
Speaker 3: know that it didn't travel around the world.

744
00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:43,400
Speaker 4: But yeah, I.

745
00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:45,920
Speaker 3: Don't have anyone here as good as you do here.

746
00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:49,760
Speaker 3: There you get a slightly it's like premium economy. It's

747
00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:52,000
Speaker 3: nothing more than that, though, But this is like it's

748
00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:54,280
Speaker 3: amost like the flat bed in the night business class.

749
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Speaker 2: So we're looking for your three word weekend.

750
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Speaker 3: I might regret asking her this, but let's go into

751
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Speaker 3: the curious world that is the Mighty pat It's a

752
00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:03,000
Speaker 3: bit harsh, no, I.

753
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Speaker 2: Just I never know.

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Speaker 9: It's like you know what you're gonna get, no know

755
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Speaker 9: what we're gonna.

756
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Speaker 2: Get, and I'm happy for that wild ride.

757
00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:10,480
Speaker 3: But sometimes it's like a Pat doesn't sit in the

758
00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:12,040
Speaker 3: studio with us, and it's best that way.

759
00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:15,120
Speaker 2: It's like, you know that you get these.

760
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:17,680
Speaker 3: Parrots or like a rare exotic bird, and they might

761
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:20,920
Speaker 3: need to be in a special cage. Pat, You're just

762
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:23,120
Speaker 3: got to be very careful. Sure you can like stroke

763
00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:25,320
Speaker 3: the feathers, but at any moment, that thing's going to

764
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:25,760
Speaker 3: go for you.

765
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:29,480
Speaker 5: I know, Pat, like a snapdragon.

766
00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:36,040
Speaker 3: News booth though, yeah at speed. Now we know we

767
00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:38,400
Speaker 3: need to get in her little a little cage in there.

768
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:43,000
Speaker 3: Some mirrors like you get for budgies, you know, well.

769
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:43,840
Speaker 10: On fed peanuts.

770
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Speaker 2: Well they are we go okay, so Pats, what's your

771
00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:47,719
Speaker 2: three word? Weekend?

772
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:49,200
Speaker 5: Automatic toilet fail?

773
00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:52,000
Speaker 2: What's happened? The flush are broken?

774
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:53,880
Speaker 5: Have you ever seen I don't know if you've got

775
00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:57,000
Speaker 5: them in the UK? Those automatic they're like spaceships. They're

776
00:32:57,040 --> 00:33:01,640
Speaker 5: like stainless steel public toilets. Right, No, I.

777
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Speaker 2: Don't trust that the door's locked exactly.

778
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:06,719
Speaker 5: So anyway I've gone in. We've got one in our

779
00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:09,720
Speaker 5: Main Street where I live in Werribee.

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00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:13,480
Speaker 4: And I've gone you set your own automatic robot toilets?

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00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:14,960
Speaker 2: What do you live in the Truman Show?

782
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:18,960
Speaker 5: No, So anyway, I've gone in Saturday, we're out with

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Speaker 5: the family, having a lovely family day. Gone in call

784
00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:25,600
Speaker 5: of Nature door closers, and you know, the music comes

785
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:28,720
Speaker 5: on and it's like elevator music. It's got everything. You

786
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:31,720
Speaker 5: just about have to be a NASA astronaut to use

787
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Speaker 5: this thing. So anyway, I've done what I needed to

788
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:38,400
Speaker 5: do and couldn't find any toilet paper.

789
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Speaker 2: Oh no, no, this is a number one life rule.

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Speaker 3: You always check before you sit down or you know, yeah, no,

791
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Speaker 3: it was all right.

792
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:47,400
Speaker 5: So there's a button, there's like a sensor. You wave

793
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Speaker 5: your hand over it and it comes out. So that

794
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,480
Speaker 5: that was all right. And then I got up to

795
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Speaker 5: wash my hands and it's like all you know, built

796
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Speaker 5: into the wall, right, You've got soap, the water and

797
00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:03,320
Speaker 5: the hand. So anyway, I've waved my hand over the

798
00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:05,680
Speaker 5: soap and I can hear this engine in the wall

799
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Speaker 5: going like it was working, but no soap was coming out.

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Speaker 5: So I'm pushing it, you know, like when you're pushing

801
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:14,440
Speaker 5: the pedestrian crossing, hoping it all change, pushing it, pushing it,

802
00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:16,880
Speaker 5: and then all of a sudden, all of this glunk

803
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:22,200
Speaker 5: all over my hands. It's like a million different uses

804
00:34:22,239 --> 00:34:26,440
Speaker 5: of soap all at once. So I'm covered in soap

805
00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:28,640
Speaker 5: running up my arms. I'm trying to wrestle with my

806
00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:30,040
Speaker 5: handbag because I don't want to.

807
00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:32,359
Speaker 3: Is that thick, gloopy stuff as well, But now you've

808
00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:33,440
Speaker 3: got too much of it.

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00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:34,920
Speaker 5: And so I thought, oh, that's all right, I'll just

810
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:37,200
Speaker 5: wash my hands no water left.

811
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Speaker 3: Are like an alien now covered in some kind of

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Speaker 3: PRIMORDI dun your arms in the toilet.

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Speaker 5: It's just so anyway. So I've tried to open I've

814
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:50,760
Speaker 5: tried to open the door with my elbow to get out,

815
00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:53,040
Speaker 5: and Chris is on the other side of the door.

816
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:55,279
Speaker 5: He goes, what are you doing in there? You've been

817
00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:59,360
Speaker 5: ages and I'm like, look at my hands, no tap anywhere.

818
00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:02,520
Speaker 5: The pub over the road wasn't open yet. He's like,

819
00:35:02,719 --> 00:35:05,000
Speaker 5: let's get you in the car. So we've got in

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00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:06,960
Speaker 5: the cars had to drive me home, and the whole

821
00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:10,040
Speaker 5: way home it's like, don't touch anything.

822
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Speaker 2: Stink, really fragrant b stink.

823
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Speaker 5: It was like it was drying by that stage.

824
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's horrible that feeling on your hands.

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00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:20,200
Speaker 5: So that was my automatic toilet experience.

826
00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:21,920
Speaker 4: Should have gone down to the lake and dump your arm?

827
00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:23,480
Speaker 1: Did it?

828
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:24,160
Speaker 10: Dump it the lake?

829
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:28,240
Speaker 2: Oh? Here we go. Like I said, the wild parrot's

830
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Speaker 2: gone for us again.

831
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Speaker 1: But Christian O'Connell breakfast shoe Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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Speaker 1: point three.

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Speaker 3: My three word weekend is bike from hell. I was

834
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:39,719
Speaker 3: made by my wife to assemble an exercise bike. She

835
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:42,799
Speaker 3: had major knee reconstruction surgery a couple of weeks ago

836
00:35:43,239 --> 00:35:45,479
Speaker 3: and she got to get an exercise bike. That means

837
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:47,880
Speaker 3: I had to build it two hours of hell. It

838
00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:50,240
Speaker 3: was like building Archimedes kind of flying machine.

839
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Speaker 4: I feel like two hours is good.

840
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:54,640
Speaker 3: It's just it was just awful and not just that.

841
00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:57,600
Speaker 3: Here's what happens when you get home exercise equipment.

842
00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:00,520
Speaker 2: Does it get used? She's not used once?

843
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:02,480
Speaker 4: I know. That's the thing. I feel like the two

844
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:05,200
Speaker 4: hours that you spend building it will be the most

845
00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:06,959
Speaker 4: time spent with that bike.

846
00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:07,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, quite right.

847
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:10,080
Speaker 3: I'm actually gonna keep a little tally see how many

848
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:12,280
Speaker 3: little rides she goes for on that bike. But nothing

849
00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:16,480
Speaker 3: over the weekend. Do what we've got enough for today's show.

850
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:18,759
Speaker 3: Tomorrow show, we were to talk about exercise equipment at

851
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:21,279
Speaker 3: home because you have great intentions. You look at that

852
00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:23,200
Speaker 3: person looks all ripped on the front, going, Yeah, that's

853
00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:23,600
Speaker 3: gonna be me.

854
00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:24,480
Speaker 2: I just work out.

855
00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:27,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna watch TV and I'm gonna go and

856
00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:29,400
Speaker 3: do some running. Or it always just gets then it

857
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:32,080
Speaker 3: becomes something you can store clothes on, you know, put

858
00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:32,719
Speaker 3: jackets on that.

859
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:33,040
Speaker 2: Now.

860
00:36:33,239 --> 00:36:35,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the only use we're gonna get for it, Linda,

861
00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:36,399
Speaker 3: what's your three word?

862
00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:36,840
Speaker 2: Weekend?

863
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:40,360
Speaker 14: Family? Housewarming and gory?

864
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:44,000
Speaker 2: Are those all connected? So gory housewarming?

865
00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:48,399
Speaker 14: No, the housewarming wasn't gory, but the family came over,

866
00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:54,120
Speaker 14: my daughter and her girlfriend and we watched army movies, that.

867
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Speaker 2: Well known genre.

868
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Speaker 4: There was space and bodies everywhere, a great way to

869
00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:01,200
Speaker 4: warmer house.

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00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:04,440
Speaker 9: Yeah, why did you tell me why the decision that

871
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:05,480
Speaker 9: was the day after?

872
00:37:05,719 --> 00:37:07,200
Speaker 14: That was the day after the house for me?

873
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:10,000
Speaker 2: Gotcha? Why were you watching army movies? Just felt like it.

874
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:16,120
Speaker 14: My daughter's girlfriend and yeah, we watched Fury with Brad Pitt,

875
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:18,680
Speaker 14: Bruce Willis one. I'm not sure what it was called,

876
00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:19,040
Speaker 14: but it was.

877
00:37:19,719 --> 00:37:20,560
Speaker 11: It was gory too.

878
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:23,359
Speaker 3: Trying to trying to think about a Bruce Willis war movie.

879
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:25,920
Speaker 3: I mean, Hudson Walk Huts and Hawk was pretty awful,

880
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:28,560
Speaker 3: but it's sending, not a war movie, or unless you

881
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:30,799
Speaker 3: do you think die Hard and all the terrorists getting shot?

882
00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:31,360
Speaker 3: Do you think that was?

883
00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:32,840
Speaker 2: Ah?

884
00:37:33,239 --> 00:37:36,920
Speaker 14: No, this one was. He had to save a priest

885
00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:40,480
Speaker 14: and another lady and some nuns but they didn't want

886
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:41,960
Speaker 14: to leave, and then it was yeah.

887
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:43,480
Speaker 2: It was all just that's nuns for you.

888
00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:45,120
Speaker 3: They can be really ungreat for the amount of time

889
00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:48,640
Speaker 3: I try to rescue and none in distress and they

890
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:49,040
Speaker 3: just won't.

891
00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:50,920
Speaker 2: They won't get out the blazing towers.

892
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Speaker 14: It's calm, just get out.

893
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:56,760
Speaker 2: We'll give you some We'll give you some double gold

894
00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:57,560
Speaker 2: class vounchers.

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Speaker 14: Okay, thank you so much.

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00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:02,040
Speaker 2: That's what I have. Good week, Thanks for calling the show.

897
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:07,040
Speaker 2: Thank you very much. Daniel. Hello, Hello, Danny boy, Welcome

898
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:08,920
Speaker 2: to the show. So what's your three word weekend?

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00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:10,400
Speaker 8: Camping?

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00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:11,200
Speaker 11: Bloody cold?

901
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:12,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, get it.

902
00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:13,800
Speaker 4: It was a cold weekend.

903
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:15,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not not remeybe not the best time we

904
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:16,640
Speaker 2: had to go camping. Where did you go?

905
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:20,120
Speaker 11: I went through Blackwood in Mombat State Park.

906
00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:23,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, and how long did it take putting up the tent.

907
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:27,040
Speaker 11: We've got a down pat now so to us, maybe

908
00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:27,759
Speaker 11: twenty five minutes.

909
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:29,239
Speaker 2: I think that is slick.

910
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:31,720
Speaker 3: You should have come around done this exercise bike for me, Daniel.

911
00:38:31,719 --> 00:38:33,480
Speaker 3: Obviously that kind of stuff than me.

912
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:37,239
Speaker 11: So now once you've done it enough times, it's it's

913
00:38:37,239 --> 00:38:38,560
Speaker 11: pretty easy to just fall together.

914
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:42,000
Speaker 3: And was it a pretty miserable weekend or did you

915
00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:42,960
Speaker 3: mention to have some fun?

916
00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:46,520
Speaker 11: No, we had a good time. It's my birthday weekend

917
00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:48,400
Speaker 11: this week and as well, that's why we went away,

918
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Speaker 11: so we were always.

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00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:53,440
Speaker 3: Going to make that's Daniel, listen, who let you have

920
00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:56,800
Speaker 3: a birthday weekend that involves sleeping outdoors on the ground.

921
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:01,680
Speaker 2: That's not one's idea of find that's like a punishment.

922
00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:07,759
Speaker 3: Daniel, that's not that is my ideal weekend, Daniel, I

923
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:09,960
Speaker 3: felt bad. At least we can do is give you

924
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:13,000
Speaker 3: a couple of double gold class vouchers.

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Speaker 11: Okay, oh beautiful, thank you and.

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Speaker 3: Happy birthday for the weekend. Thanks to going the show, buddy,

927
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Speaker 3: have a.

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Speaker 7: Good week, thanks mate, Thank you very much.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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Speaker 1: point three.

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Speaker 3: So this weekend then Queen's birthday weekends. We started the

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Speaker 3: show last week. The little feature that we do always

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Speaker 3: at this time of the show, just after nine o'clock

934
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Speaker 3: because this breakfast show runs till ten o'clock called the

935
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Speaker 3: artwork time waste. It's away for you to still do

936
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Speaker 3: some stuff with us. But that ended too quickly. I mean,

937
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Speaker 3: what happened there, I'll producer Nicky, you couldn't plan the

938
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Speaker 3: four thing because that the real one doesn't just end

939
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:55,200
Speaker 3: like that.

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Speaker 2: You know, at some function the queen's getting up takes

941
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Speaker 2: all they get up. She's a little bit older now.

942
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Speaker 2: Phil her usband, he's got to get out. And Sunday

943
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Speaker 2: that ends. There's a scene.

944
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Speaker 4: I actually don't mind that. I feel like the national

945
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Speaker 4: anthem can sometimes run a bit long.

946
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Speaker 2: On this day of days. World will get back to

947
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Speaker 2: her and she won't like that.

948
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Speaker 3: Okay, today's that works on wants to another lot of

949
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Speaker 3: you are at work, but anyway, it's we're looking for

950
00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:24,160
Speaker 3: your fun made up facts about the queen. That is

951
00:40:24,239 --> 00:40:25,319
Speaker 3: just really irritating.

952
00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:26,839
Speaker 4: Now come on, don't try it again.

953
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:32,000
Speaker 2: So for the better ones, basically fake facts about the queen.

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Speaker 2: We've got some more.

955
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Speaker 3: Double cold Double they're not cold double gold class passes.

956
00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:40,719
Speaker 3: So I've got Sundays that are fake facts about the Queen.

957
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:44,560
Speaker 3: The Queen is actually a huge Collingwood fan and has

958
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:49,200
Speaker 3: pies for Evs tattooed on her backside. Doesn't show in

959
00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:51,040
Speaker 3: public obviously, but when it was last time you saw

960
00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:53,000
Speaker 3: in a bikini because she's got the tat down there.

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Speaker 3: She also loves to do a shoey every Friday lunchtime

962
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Speaker 3: to begin her royal weekend. Of course, the shoey is

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00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:02,920
Speaker 3: out of a golden slipper, and the Queen has already

964
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:06,640
Speaker 3: completed her twenty eighteen Soccer World Cup sticker books.

965
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:09,080
Speaker 2: She's got all the players or everything. They're all in there.

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00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:10,040
Speaker 2: She loves to do that.

967
00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:12,319
Speaker 4: I bet she requests advanced copies. I don't know if

968
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:13,839
Speaker 4: she's collected in absolutely.

969
00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:15,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, what have you got for your fun

970
00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:17,160
Speaker 3: made up facts about the Queen?

971
00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:20,720
Speaker 4: The Queen does a great impersonation of Chewbucker from Star Wars.

972
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:21,759
Speaker 2: I'd love to hear that.

973
00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:24,320
Speaker 4: No, if you ever meet her, definitely ask it. Yeah,

974
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:26,360
Speaker 4: she loves to do it as well after a showy.

975
00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:30,000
Speaker 4: Her favorite child is Edward least favorite Charles.

976
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:32,600
Speaker 2: Oh wow, that's incredible.

977
00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:35,000
Speaker 3: So you also do you're all insider on the show

978
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:36,760
Speaker 3: and AFL insider Jack.

979
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Speaker 4: And my last made up fact about the Queen. One

980
00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:41,680
Speaker 4: of her favorite things to do is tell a handmaid

981
00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:43,919
Speaker 4: she wants honey on her toast, and when the toast comes,

982
00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:46,200
Speaker 4: she says, what's this honey? I don't like honey.

983
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:52,960
Speaker 3: Okay, thanks to those Jack, you just get the double

984
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:55,640
Speaker 3: cold pass. Okay, you don't get the double gold one okay.

985
00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:59,320
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Joe Melbourne's gold one oh four point.

986
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:06,040
Speaker 3: Three facts about her highness the Queen Jack has always

987
00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:09,560
Speaker 3: as ready to mark these gold silver bronze.

988
00:42:09,719 --> 00:42:11,719
Speaker 2: All right, let's go into them.

989
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,960
Speaker 3: The Queen's favorite soap is Neighbors because she doesn't have

990
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:18,160
Speaker 3: any a Buckingham Palace. And her favorite character back in

991
00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:21,000
Speaker 3: the day was Bouncer. That's from Helen.

992
00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:22,520
Speaker 4: I like that Gold.

993
00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:26,600
Speaker 3: Where one of her corgies dies, the Queen dips them

994
00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:29,239
Speaker 3: in gold and mounts them on the mantelpiece.

995
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:36,120
Speaker 2: Silver from Mark. The Queen likes to unwind the weekend

996
00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:42,640
Speaker 2: partaking in extreme freestyle motorcycling Silver Christian, did you know

997
00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:45,799
Speaker 2: that whenever the Queen eats a chocolate raw biscuit, She

998
00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:49,480
Speaker 2: smashes it on her forehead, peels the chocolate off, and

999
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:53,120
Speaker 2: eats the marshmallow, then eats the biscuit bit last. I

1000
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:53,560
Speaker 2: don't know.

1001
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:56,120
Speaker 4: That that was more long winded, more than my long

1002
00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:59,200
Speaker 4: winded one. So on the Silver, even though again got

1003
00:42:59,200 --> 00:42:59,840
Speaker 4: a small giggle.

1004
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:04,880
Speaker 3: The Queen loves vegemite, and she even has a secret

1005
00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:08,239
Speaker 3: God of the Vegamite whose job is to make sure

1006
00:43:08,239 --> 00:43:11,840
Speaker 3: the Queen's vegemite stock is always protected. Twenty four to

1007
00:43:11,960 --> 00:43:16,560
Speaker 3: seven Bronze. The Queen is an avid gamer. She's up

1008
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:19,160
Speaker 3: all hours playing cool of duty with her crew.

1009
00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:20,880
Speaker 9: Gold.

1010
00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:22,040
Speaker 2: All right, we'll end on that one.

1011
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:26,239
Speaker 1: Whatever, Christian O'Connell breakfast show on Gold one oh four

1012
00:43:26,239 --> 00:43:26,799
Speaker 1: point three.

1013
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:28,760
Speaker 2: Not all of you are at work today.

1014
00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:32,200
Speaker 3: We came into work today, although on Friday Jack led

1015
00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:36,400
Speaker 3: a revolt against me just after five shows, trying to

1016
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:37,360
Speaker 3: upstage me.

1017
00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:42,880
Speaker 4: The team was divided by you. Some people felt like

1018
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:45,520
Speaker 4: we shouldn't work on the Queen's birthday because it's the

1019
00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:48,200
Speaker 4: Queen's wish. Obviously that the people don't work. We didn't

1020
00:43:48,239 --> 00:43:51,759
Speaker 4: want to disrespect her majesty. You did, of course, you

1021
00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:53,680
Speaker 4: got Nick in your back pocket, who's always going to

1022
00:43:53,719 --> 00:43:58,239
Speaker 4: agree with you. The producer Pat very reluctantly made an

1023
00:43:58,360 --> 00:44:00,400
Speaker 4: error judgment and said that she'll come in as well,

1024
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:03,120
Speaker 4: and then the rest of the team was essentially I.

1025
00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:04,880
Speaker 2: Said, I'm happy to work alone.

1026
00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:08,000
Speaker 3: I'm looking for winning volunteers who care about their long

1027
00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:09,120
Speaker 3: term future on the show.

1028
00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:13,120
Speaker 2: I put no pressure on any of you. Jack made

1029
00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:13,560
Speaker 2: this song.

1030
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:18,680
Speaker 15: It has been suggested that the Queen not be respected,

1031
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:22,680
Speaker 15: that the team in here should work this Monday.

1032
00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:29,680
Speaker 4: But the Lady we Revere has turned another year, and

1033
00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:36,000
Speaker 4: who we do not observe her holiday? Oh be and

1034
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:39,560
Speaker 4: not meet to disobey her majesty.

1035
00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:46,880
Speaker 15: I shall not work on the Queen's sacred day. The

1036
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:54,600
Speaker 15: Crown does decree that no labor I shall have toil

1037
00:44:55,320 --> 00:45:02,760
Speaker 15: on the Queen's sacred day. And you, all Christian from

1038
00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:11,440
Speaker 15: Mother England, should respect and not work the Queen's birthday.

1039
00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:16,200
Speaker 3: It was a strong case made on Friday for not

1040
00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:18,719
Speaker 3: working today. My question to you now, Jack is after

1041
00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:21,680
Speaker 3: getting up coming in this morning, have you enjoyed it?

1042
00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:27,080
Speaker 4: My apologies to the Queen for selling her sacred day

1043
00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:28,719
Speaker 4: and coming in too week today.

1044
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:31,680
Speaker 3: She's at Royal Functions today. Back in England, there's no

1045
00:45:31,719 --> 00:45:32,759
Speaker 3: public holiday there.

1046
00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:35,040
Speaker 4: But now that we've done it and it's almost done, yeah,

1047
00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:36,000
Speaker 4: I guess it wasn't that bad.

1048
00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:38,440
Speaker 2: Oh wow, that's enthusiasm for you. I'll take that as

1049
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:39,160
Speaker 2: a win for now.

1050
00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:42,080
Speaker 4: I'll take this as a day and Lou somewhere later

1051
00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:43,400
Speaker 4: in the year you won't.

1052
00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:47,399
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast show on Gold one oh four

1053
00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:47,959
Speaker 1: point three.

1054
00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:51,840
Speaker 3: Hamish Blak has kind of invited us to the g.

1055
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,319
Speaker 3: We're doing the Big Freeze this afternoon. We're not doing it,

1056
00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:58,080
Speaker 3: we're watching it. Hi an amazing game ahead of us

1057
00:45:58,120 --> 00:46:01,120
Speaker 3: today at the G. We've been invited into this. Is

1058
00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:02,600
Speaker 3: it called the Chairman's Lunch?

1059
00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:03,399
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1060
00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:05,319
Speaker 4: I think I think it's called the Chairman's lunch.

1061
00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:10,320
Speaker 3: No, nor Vine I even message you. Yes, they're going

1062
00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:11,920
Speaker 3: what are you wearing?

1063
00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:15,640
Speaker 4: I don't know. So Hamish has been invited. Hamish shouldn't

1064
00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:17,640
Speaker 4: really even been invited, but because he's one of the

1065
00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:21,040
Speaker 4: main fans of Melbourne Demons, he's been invited by the

1066
00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:24,080
Speaker 4: chairman of the of the Demons to a special lunch

1067
00:46:24,239 --> 00:46:26,799
Speaker 4: at the Olympic stands. We're going to look so out

1068
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:27,040
Speaker 4: of place.

1069
00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:27,839
Speaker 2: I no, not just that.

1070
00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:30,520
Speaker 3: So I made the mistake before asking you, which is

1071
00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:32,719
Speaker 3: one went to you? I asked Hamish himself and he

1072
00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:34,360
Speaker 3: just said, oh, look, you should know on the Queen's

1073
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:35,840
Speaker 3: birthday you've got to wear a tuxedo.

1074
00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:38,080
Speaker 2: And for about a couple of seconds, I was like,

1075
00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:40,040
Speaker 2: you're gonna wear a tuxedo.

1076
00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:42,520
Speaker 3: Imaginely if I went and hired a tuxedo and turned

1077
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:44,240
Speaker 3: up today, I'd look like a clown.

1078
00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:47,200
Speaker 2: Would look like a clown.

1079
00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:49,160
Speaker 4: So you got to have your wits about you. Because

1080
00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:51,160
Speaker 4: hamrysh is telling you have to wear a tuxedo. I'm

1081
00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:53,640
Speaker 4: saying that it's a tradition to do a shoey during

1082
00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:54,799
Speaker 4: the queen bathday match.

1083
00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:58,080
Speaker 3: I could have created some kind of international incident today.

1084
00:46:58,200 --> 00:46:59,960
Speaker 3: I'm not ruling out that it might happen anyway, So

1085
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:02,200
Speaker 3: make sure you listen tomorrow's Breakfast Show to hear how

1086
00:47:02,239 --> 00:47:05,920
Speaker 3: we get on. Title of today's Breakfast show is the

1087
00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:07,479
Speaker 3: Reluctant Breakfast Show.

1088
00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:09,600
Speaker 2: I was happy to come in, the rest of them

1089
00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:11,319
Speaker 2: not really that much.

1090
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:13,360
Speaker 4: Now, me too. And for those of you, and I

1091
00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:15,200
Speaker 4: don't want to name them, but some other people who

1092
00:47:15,239 --> 00:47:19,080
Speaker 4: work in here, Pats in the news room, Nick, I mean,

1093
00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:20,880
Speaker 4: they didn't want to come in, but I'm with you

1094
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:25,800
Speaker 4: all the way record I was always with you, Christian,

1095
00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:26,759
Speaker 4: and I rolled up.

1096
00:47:27,239 --> 00:47:29,400
Speaker 3: You rolled up two minutes before the start of the

1097
00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:30,799
Speaker 3: show on show number six

1098
00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:34,239
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four

1099
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:34,759
Speaker 1: point three