WEBVTT - Your best ever dating disaster stories! 0:00:00.880 --> 0:00:05.280 Life Uncut podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country throughout 0:00:05.320 --> 0:00:07.720 Australia and their connections to land. 0:00:07.520 --> 0:00:08.600 Sea and community. 0:00:08.960 --> 0:00:11.799 We pay our respect to their elders past and present 0:00:11.840 --> 0:00:14.960 and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait 0:00:14.960 --> 0:00:16.120 islander people's today. 0:00:16.320 --> 0:00:19.599 This episode is recorded on Gadigal Land of the Aurora Nation. 0:00:39.080 --> 0:00:41.720 Hi guys, and a welcome back to another episode of 0:00:41.840 --> 0:00:42.559 Life Uncut. 0:00:42.640 --> 0:00:45.120 I'm Laura and I'm Brittany. How's that. We just tried 0:00:45.120 --> 0:00:47.199 to record this intro and I forgot my name. You 0:00:47.320 --> 0:00:50.720 just went silent. Hi guys, I'm Laura and it was 0:00:50.760 --> 0:00:53.640 like it was like I literally looked at you and 0:00:53.640 --> 0:00:55.520 I was like, what's my name again? I think I've 0:00:55.560 --> 0:00:59.000 still got that coked my name? Help that off? You 0:00:59.000 --> 0:00:59.240 know how? 0:00:59.280 --> 0:01:01.920 I said, when I make any mistake for the foreseeable future, 0:01:01.960 --> 0:01:03.720 maybe a year, maybe two years, I'm going to blame 0:01:03.800 --> 0:01:05.199 it on like that COVID brain fog. 0:01:05.240 --> 0:01:07.000 That's what that was. I don't know how long you 0:01:07.080 --> 0:01:09.040 get the COVID card for. I'm not going to put 0:01:09.040 --> 0:01:11.160 a time limit on things. Yeah, just keep running with it. 0:01:11.160 --> 0:01:13.160 It's too babe. If recovers at a different rate. 0:01:13.240 --> 0:01:15.280 Laura, do you know what I think it actually is. 0:01:15.400 --> 0:01:19.199 I think that you forgetting is an indication that we are. 0:01:19.080 --> 0:01:22.480 Going on holidays, an indication that we need a break. 0:01:22.720 --> 0:01:25.800 This is our very last episode of Life on Card 0:01:25.880 --> 0:01:28.200 before we take a mini break. We're going away for 0:01:28.280 --> 0:01:31.520 the majority of July, and we thought, instead of doing 0:01:31.560 --> 0:01:34.479 our normal traditional Tuesday episode, what we wanted to leave 0:01:34.520 --> 0:01:37.119 you with was a solid fucking laugh. 0:01:37.280 --> 0:01:39.679 We wanted to finish on a high. And do you 0:01:39.680 --> 0:01:40.520 know what I love, Laura. 0:01:40.560 --> 0:01:42.840 I love that we're like, it's our last episode for 0:01:42.840 --> 0:01:44.280 a while, we're finishing. 0:01:43.840 --> 0:01:44.280 On a high. 0:01:44.280 --> 0:01:46.399 We're dropping a bonus episode in two weeks. Oh yeah, 0:01:46.440 --> 0:01:48.840 we've got an aftermath coming. But we are actually taking 0:01:48.880 --> 0:01:51.200 a break. We're not going to be recording. We're going 0:01:51.280 --> 0:01:53.080 to be in Bali. I'm going to be sipping on 0:01:53.120 --> 0:01:55.480 a green juice, yeah, chucking it. 0:01:55.480 --> 0:01:59.320 Down on dry July, doing dry July. I am going 0:01:59.360 --> 0:02:00.600 to courage you. 0:02:00.680 --> 0:02:02.520 I'm gonna support you. I'm gonna hold your hand through 0:02:02.520 --> 0:02:04.920 it as I drink a margarita. You're doing, Yes, Brittany's 0:02:04.920 --> 0:02:07.760 doing Margarita July. It's going to be a very different experience. 0:02:07.760 --> 0:02:10.240 I also think Matt is going to be doing margarita July. 0:02:10.440 --> 0:02:12.720 So I picked a terrible time. But you know what, 0:02:12.720 --> 0:02:15.080 it's all for good cause. Can I tell you something please, 0:02:16.160 --> 0:02:19.919 now's the time I throw the word margarita around. 0:02:19.960 --> 0:02:20.760 You don't even like them. 0:02:21.000 --> 0:02:23.720 I hate margaritas. I throw it around when you want 0:02:23.720 --> 0:02:25.520 to make it. When you're making a joke about going 0:02:25.560 --> 0:02:27.840 for a drink. For some reason, a margarita rolls off 0:02:27.840 --> 0:02:29.160 your tongue. You're like, let's go have for Margie. 0:02:29.240 --> 0:02:32.080 Like, I'm gonna whatever. I hate margaritas. I will not 0:02:32.200 --> 0:02:32.600 drink them. 0:02:32.680 --> 0:02:34.920 My sister goes to town on them, so we can't 0:02:34.919 --> 0:02:37.120 ever do those two for one, you say it just 0:02:37.160 --> 0:02:42.000 to fit in. I personally, I love a margaretaita. I 0:02:42.040 --> 0:02:44.520 love a bit of tequila feels good for me. Some 0:02:44.600 --> 0:02:46.400 people it makes them real crazy, and for me it 0:02:46.440 --> 0:02:47.160 makes me a bit of fun. 0:02:47.160 --> 0:02:47.320 Time. 0:02:47.720 --> 0:02:51.200 Just I have an association back to like my teenage years, 0:02:51.280 --> 0:02:53.080 and I can't shake it. And I'm a lot older 0:02:53.120 --> 0:02:55.119 than those teenage years. A lot of time has passed, 0:02:55.280 --> 0:02:57.840 but it's not for me. I'm more of a I'm 0:02:57.880 --> 0:03:02.720 an amorotas sour actually Martini. I'm fancy like, if I'm 0:03:02.720 --> 0:03:04.760 going to have a cocktail, there might to gojus. 0:03:04.800 --> 0:03:07.120 But anyway, that was a very irrelevant piece of information. 0:03:07.720 --> 0:03:11.840 I wonder out of curiosity what a pole would be 0:03:11.960 --> 0:03:14.160 like for who's pro margarita and who's not, because I 0:03:14.160 --> 0:03:17.000 feel like a margarite is a drink everyone thinks everyone likes. 0:03:17.120 --> 0:03:18.799 No, I think that you're on the outer I think 0:03:18.840 --> 0:03:20.440 everyone does like a margarita. 0:03:20.560 --> 0:03:22.400 Yeah everyone, Maybe we'll throw that up. 0:03:22.600 --> 0:03:24.600 But before we get in, we do have this episode 0:03:24.600 --> 0:03:27.000 that is going to be very, very funny. 0:03:27.080 --> 0:03:31.079 We've got some crazy dating story. We put a call out. 0:03:31.160 --> 0:03:34.320 We wanted to know what are your most cooked, most hilarious, 0:03:34.760 --> 0:03:36.960 What are just the dating fuck ups that have happened 0:03:37.000 --> 0:03:39.480 to you recently because we did this call out a 0:03:39.480 --> 0:03:41.040 couple of years ago, and my god, some of the 0:03:41.080 --> 0:03:42.840 stories we got last time were very funny. 0:03:43.080 --> 0:03:45.720 And this time you did not disappoint Himes. You have 0:03:45.840 --> 0:03:46.640 not let us down. 0:03:46.720 --> 0:03:50.520 You really made us feel better about our past. Before 0:03:50.600 --> 0:03:52.560 we get into those stories, we do wanted to say 0:03:52.600 --> 0:03:56.200 thank you. This episode is brought to you by Mermaid Hair. Now, 0:03:56.320 --> 0:03:57.880 I if you've been probably be for a long time, 0:03:58.560 --> 0:04:00.480 you know that I have a lot of waves in 0:04:00.520 --> 0:04:02.640 my hair. 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Laura, 0:04:34.400 --> 0:04:35.880 settle down, No, don't settle down. 0:04:35.920 --> 0:04:36.279 It's true. 0:04:36.360 --> 0:04:40.480 We have some absolutely huge news. 0:04:40.560 --> 0:04:40.760 Now. 0:04:40.800 --> 0:04:43.080 You might have heard us over the last couple of months, 0:04:43.120 --> 0:04:45.640 maybe sometimes on social sometimes on the podcast. We've been 0:04:45.680 --> 0:04:48.359 alluding to the fact that we had an announcement coming, 0:04:48.400 --> 0:04:51.640 that we had been working really hard on a little 0:04:51.680 --> 0:04:55.320 project together, a little baby for a very very long time. 0:04:55.400 --> 0:04:58.320 Well the time has come, the time has finally come 0:04:58.360 --> 0:05:00.080 that we are allowed. 0:04:59.839 --> 0:05:02.000 To I tell you, I mean, if you follow us 0:05:02.080 --> 0:05:04.960 on Instagram, you already know, but if you don't, then. 0:05:04.920 --> 0:05:06.120 This could be news to you. 0:05:07.160 --> 0:05:10.760 We wrote a book and we had to write it together, 0:05:10.839 --> 0:05:12.040 and we had to say it together. 0:05:12.560 --> 0:05:13.680 Because we wrote it together. 0:05:14.000 --> 0:05:16.440 I can't believe that we are, as of a couple 0:05:16.440 --> 0:05:19.320 of days ago, we are authors. We have written well, 0:05:19.320 --> 0:05:20.840 I mean we're not yet. It's not published, but it 0:05:20.920 --> 0:05:23.880 is coming out, and so we got to announce on 0:05:24.120 --> 0:05:27.080 Friday last week. We've got to announce that we've written 0:05:27.120 --> 0:05:29.479 this book. It is called We Love Love, which I 0:05:29.520 --> 0:05:31.320 think is I'm sorry, let's just talk about the name 0:05:31.360 --> 0:05:34.160 for a second. That is so abtolutely named. When we 0:05:34.160 --> 0:05:35.960 were thinking about what we could call it, it just 0:05:36.160 --> 0:05:38.440 nothing else made sense like it had for us. It 0:05:38.520 --> 0:05:40.360 had to be we Love Love. It's such a big 0:05:40.440 --> 0:05:43.360 part of life on cart from day one, we all 0:05:43.400 --> 0:05:45.479 do love love. So I just I'm obsessed with the 0:05:45.520 --> 0:05:47.720 title We Love Love. Just so you guys know, it's 0:05:47.720 --> 0:05:49.960 available for pre purchase. We can put all the links 0:05:49.960 --> 0:05:52.920 in the show notes and everything. It was written as 0:05:53.240 --> 0:05:55.640 kind of a summation of the podcast, and now there 0:05:55.680 --> 0:05:59.279 are very very different topics and conversations that we have 0:05:59.440 --> 0:06:03.000 which from the podcast. It's not a regurgitation we do 0:06:03.120 --> 0:06:05.880 cover some of the same concepts, but at the same time, 0:06:05.920 --> 0:06:09.080 there's lots of new stories that we haven't shared. And 0:06:09.440 --> 0:06:13.200 it was a really personal and very vulnerable experience putting 0:06:13.279 --> 0:06:15.800 all of these things down onto and into the written word. 0:06:16.320 --> 0:06:18.479 How do you feel now that it is all done 0:06:18.560 --> 0:06:21.000 and like the process of it is finished and it 0:06:21.080 --> 0:06:24.760 is coming out in October for everybody. I mean, it's 0:06:24.800 --> 0:06:27.000 been such a long time coming. Laura and I have 0:06:27.040 --> 0:06:30.480 been working on this idea. It must be nearly eighteen 0:06:30.520 --> 0:06:32.800 months now, do you think, Laura, it's been a fair 0:06:32.839 --> 0:06:33.440 while coming. 0:06:33.760 --> 0:06:36.800 We signed the contract for this book, and this is 0:06:36.800 --> 0:06:39.640 a secret that we've been keeping since Lola was two 0:06:39.680 --> 0:06:40.240 weeks old. 0:06:40.520 --> 0:06:42.080 That's when it all kind of went down. 0:06:42.120 --> 0:06:44.120 I remember we went to the meeting and I had 0:06:44.200 --> 0:06:48.360 new born Lola like strapped to my chest. And originally 0:06:48.400 --> 0:06:49.839 we thought we could get it done in the first 0:06:49.880 --> 0:06:52.760 six months, and that definitely was not the case. And 0:06:52.800 --> 0:06:54.560 it's taken us a little bit longer than what we expected, 0:06:54.600 --> 0:06:55.520 but it was It's been. 0:06:55.400 --> 0:06:57.520 A real process. It's been a real journey. There's been 0:06:57.560 --> 0:06:59.640 some ups and some downs. There's been a lot of tears, 0:06:59.520 --> 0:07:01.920 have been after there's been it's been. 0:07:01.800 --> 0:07:03.680 Some really beautiful moments we've shared. 0:07:04.520 --> 0:07:07.080 It feels very like a weight off our shoulder now 0:07:07.120 --> 0:07:09.559 that we're at the end, and we're at a really 0:07:09.600 --> 0:07:11.640 fun part now because we can look back at what 0:07:11.640 --> 0:07:13.800 we've put down and the reason we wanted to do this, 0:07:14.000 --> 0:07:17.440 Like Laura said, this is going to be like an 0:07:17.640 --> 0:07:22.200 encyclopedia of life. We wanted to make a one stop 0:07:22.280 --> 0:07:25.160 shop of all the things we have thought are important 0:07:25.240 --> 0:07:27.160 enough to bring to you over the years. And it 0:07:27.160 --> 0:07:28.920 has been over three years now and. 0:07:28.960 --> 0:07:30.480 Over three hundred episodes. 0:07:30.680 --> 0:07:33.520 We were like, how can we try and pick out 0:07:33.680 --> 0:07:36.000 these parts that have really meant something to us, the 0:07:36.000 --> 0:07:37.960 parts that are important, the parts that you guys have 0:07:38.040 --> 0:07:40.360 resonated with, and how can we try and make it 0:07:40.440 --> 0:07:43.160 this one stop shop that you guys can go. 0:07:43.120 --> 0:07:44.160 To whenever you want. 0:07:44.200 --> 0:07:46.320 You can flick through to any chapter at a time, 0:07:46.400 --> 0:07:48.360 you don't have to read it from front to back 0:07:48.440 --> 0:07:49.440 if you don't want to. 0:07:50.160 --> 0:07:51.960 And this is what we've created, and it's something that 0:07:51.960 --> 0:07:54.920 we're really really proud of and we're really really excited 0:07:55.040 --> 0:07:57.400 to bring this to you and we hope you guys 0:07:57.480 --> 0:07:57.920 love it. 0:07:58.120 --> 0:08:00.440 And also, like what on what brit said in terms 0:08:00.480 --> 0:08:02.200 of that, in terms of like not having to read 0:08:02.240 --> 0:08:04.040 it from back to front. So the way that the 0:08:04.040 --> 0:08:06.680 book is structured is it's an A to Z we 0:08:06.880 --> 0:08:10.120 cover of life. It's an A to Z handbook on life. Now, 0:08:10.520 --> 0:08:14.000 as we've always said, do not pretend to have the answers. 0:08:14.080 --> 0:08:16.680 We do not pretend to be the experts. But we 0:08:16.840 --> 0:08:19.240 have interviewed so many people, and we have had so 0:08:19.360 --> 0:08:23.920 many conversations around really big life topics, and some of 0:08:23.920 --> 0:08:26.840 the conversations that have truly changed our lives are the 0:08:26.880 --> 0:08:28.800 ones that have made it into the book. But then 0:08:28.960 --> 0:08:31.480 also just there are things in there, and there are 0:08:31.520 --> 0:08:33.480 stories that we haven't shared yet, and I think that 0:08:33.480 --> 0:08:35.720 that's really the big part. Some of them are stories 0:08:36.480 --> 0:08:39.880 that are almost too personal to share on a podcast 0:08:39.960 --> 0:08:43.640 for fear of them being re regurgitated by the media. 0:08:43.800 --> 0:08:44.720 And we all know that. 0:08:44.720 --> 0:08:47.520 Sometimes when you speak or say a certain thing and 0:08:47.559 --> 0:08:50.760 then it's re regurgitated into print and it loses inflection, 0:08:50.920 --> 0:08:52.760 it loses the tone in which it was said, it 0:08:52.800 --> 0:08:55.240 can have a very different meaning. And I guess there's 0:08:55.280 --> 0:08:58.520 been some stories that we haven't shared yet because for us, 0:08:58.520 --> 0:09:01.520 we were like the fear of them being regurgitated by 0:09:01.520 --> 0:09:04.200 the media were just too great. So that's the home 0:09:04.240 --> 0:09:06.360 for those stories as well. Down and it feels like 0:09:06.400 --> 0:09:08.880 a really safe space. And I love that you can 0:09:08.920 --> 0:09:11.600 go or I'm going through a breakup, I want to 0:09:11.600 --> 0:09:13.760 read a chapter on that. Hey, I want to read 0:09:13.760 --> 0:09:16.280 a really fucking funny chapter about nudes. I want to 0:09:16.320 --> 0:09:21.199 read a lighthearted chapter about kinks. There are so many 0:09:21.240 --> 0:09:23.680 different topics that are covered in this book, and each 0:09:23.720 --> 0:09:25.680 one is a mini essay, and I think that every 0:09:25.720 --> 0:09:27.360 single one of you are going to get something out 0:09:27.400 --> 0:09:27.640 of it. 0:09:27.760 --> 0:09:30.720 Yeah, And because we wrote it over such a long time, 0:09:31.200 --> 0:09:33.440 a lot has happened in that time for us, like 0:09:33.480 --> 0:09:35.000 a lot of transitioning and a lot of you know, 0:09:35.080 --> 0:09:39.360 Lola was just born. For me, it was very hard 0:09:39.440 --> 0:09:42.200 because I'm not about to cry talking about it. But 0:09:42.280 --> 0:09:45.880 like I started the book in love, Like I started 0:09:45.880 --> 0:09:48.720 the book in a really great place and it was 0:09:48.760 --> 0:09:50.760 beautiful to write about that, and I wrote about that, 0:09:50.840 --> 0:09:53.640 and then halfway through the book, things took a turn 0:09:53.840 --> 0:09:55.320 and I had to change a lot of what I 0:09:55.360 --> 0:10:00.600 wrote and I had to really reassess my feeling and 0:10:00.880 --> 0:10:01.880 I put a lot of that down. 0:10:01.960 --> 0:10:02.959 So I put a lot of. 0:10:02.880 --> 0:10:05.240 That in there, and so that journey's in there for 0:10:05.360 --> 0:10:07.840 me and some things I haven't spoken about. 0:10:07.880 --> 0:10:08.959 In that sense, it was a. 0:10:08.920 --> 0:10:11.679 Wild ride for the last and I'm literally trying to 0:10:11.800 --> 0:10:13.040 pull my eye out thinking about it. But it was 0:10:13.080 --> 0:10:15.560 like to be going through something really horrific and trying 0:10:15.559 --> 0:10:17.199 to put that down on paper and trying to get 0:10:17.200 --> 0:10:19.520 a job done as well. And Laura, I know that, 0:10:19.559 --> 0:10:21.360 like you've gone through so much in the last eighteen 0:10:21.400 --> 0:10:23.120 months too, and I think for both of us to 0:10:23.160 --> 0:10:25.160 be able to be jotting those down as we go 0:10:25.400 --> 0:10:27.640 was it was something really special and I think it's 0:10:27.679 --> 0:10:29.880 something that we're both really proud of. 0:10:30.040 --> 0:10:32.560 I guess like in terms of your story, brit like 0:10:33.120 --> 0:10:36.440 there's so much between, Like falling in love and love 0:10:36.480 --> 0:10:38.800 and relationships has been such a big cornerstone of what 0:10:38.800 --> 0:10:42.080 this podcast is, but so has navigating heartbreak, and so 0:10:42.240 --> 0:10:45.560 has like navigating breakups, and a lot of the conversations 0:10:45.559 --> 0:10:47.320 that you have brought to the table in the book 0:10:47.600 --> 0:10:51.400 are in real time, and I really do, like I said, 0:10:51.440 --> 0:10:53.400 I feel like you guys are going to get so much. 0:10:53.440 --> 0:10:55.920 I hope that you love it. I hope that you go. 0:10:55.960 --> 0:10:58.040 And we'll put the links like we said to the 0:10:58.080 --> 0:11:00.080 pre order, we hope that you go and buy it. 0:11:00.080 --> 0:11:02.360 It will be available for you in October. 0:11:02.400 --> 0:11:04.840 But the pre order will give us an understanding of 0:11:04.880 --> 0:11:06.880 how many books that we actually have to make, so 0:11:06.920 --> 0:11:08.800 it's not a situation like the Jumpers where we all 0:11:08.800 --> 0:11:10.400 sell out in the space of a couple of days. 0:11:10.440 --> 0:11:11.959 No, it would mean a lot. 0:11:11.800 --> 0:11:14.640 To us if you, guys, if you know that you 0:11:14.840 --> 0:11:16.400 will read the book, or that you want to buy 0:11:16.440 --> 0:11:18.000 the book, it would mean a lot if you did 0:11:18.040 --> 0:11:20.600 pre order it with the link here instead of waiting 0:11:20.600 --> 0:11:21.920 for it to come out, because that way we can 0:11:22.040 --> 0:11:24.240 ensure that we do have what we need out. We'll 0:11:24.240 --> 0:11:26.120 print you on and Delilah won't eat it because that 0:11:26.200 --> 0:11:28.760 certainly happened to our one. Oh my god, but we're 0:11:28.800 --> 0:11:30.720 going to do And like when we come back from break, 0:11:30.920 --> 0:11:32.679 we just wanted to make you aware of this. Like 0:11:32.679 --> 0:11:34.600 I said it, it's a project that we're both super 0:11:34.600 --> 0:11:36.600 proud of. But when we come back from break and 0:11:36.640 --> 0:11:40.200 we have our first episode back after our time out, 0:11:40.320 --> 0:11:42.000 we're going to kind of spend a bit more time 0:11:42.080 --> 0:11:44.600 going through what is and how did the book work 0:11:44.679 --> 0:11:47.120 and the process and all of that will be the 0:11:47.120 --> 0:11:49.320 conversation we'll have in our first episode back, and we're 0:11:49.320 --> 0:11:49.680 going to have. 0:11:49.679 --> 0:11:51.839 Some exciting things around the book released too, but we'll 0:11:51.840 --> 0:11:52.760 talk about that at. 0:11:52.559 --> 0:11:53.880 A later live shows. 0:11:54.559 --> 0:11:57.600 I mean potentially, I mean unless yeah, let's not put 0:11:57.600 --> 0:11:58.120 that out there yet. 0:11:58.160 --> 0:11:59.960 It could be a surprise, but I dreams victure. 0:12:01.520 --> 0:12:03.480 All right, now, there is something and there is a 0:12:03.480 --> 0:12:06.280 reason why we wanted to do this episode around dating 0:12:06.320 --> 0:12:08.960 disaster stories. There is an article that has come out 0:12:09.040 --> 0:12:10.200 about Kendall Jenna. 0:12:10.600 --> 0:12:13.280 Hats off to Kenell Jenner. Okay, Kendall Jenna, if you're 0:12:13.280 --> 0:12:16.040 following the news. I really like Kendall because she's always a. 0:12:15.960 --> 0:12:17.160 Big because you know her personally. 0:12:17.320 --> 0:12:19.199 No, but I mean, like out of the I never 0:12:19.320 --> 0:12:22.040 was a Kardashian show watcher, keeping up with the Kardashians. 0:12:22.080 --> 0:12:24.760 I never really got into it sporadically watched a few episodes, 0:12:24.800 --> 0:12:27.840 But I mean, Kendall is beautiful, but she's quite reserved 0:12:27.840 --> 0:12:30.520 and shy. She often speaks about issues. 0:12:30.160 --> 0:12:31.880 Except for that time that she showed up at a 0:12:31.880 --> 0:12:34.520 friend's wedding like wearing a handkerchief tied by a piece 0:12:34.520 --> 0:12:36.760 of elastic. Very reserved and shy, yes. 0:12:36.720 --> 0:12:38.960 Super shy. Such an introvert cue. 0:12:39.080 --> 0:12:40.520 But Laura, I want to show you because I know 0:12:40.559 --> 0:12:44.440 you haven't seen this yet. Kendall recently, unfortunately, this isn't 0:12:44.440 --> 0:12:46.160 the good part. But she did break up with her partner. 0:12:46.160 --> 0:12:47.400 She's been with a partner for a couple of years. 0:12:47.440 --> 0:12:50.280 He's a basketball player. His name's Devon. They're pretty quiet, 0:12:50.320 --> 0:12:52.360 but they do share photos together and they do show 0:12:52.360 --> 0:12:53.680 that they're in love and they were happy, and I 0:12:53.720 --> 0:12:55.520 think she's the only one that didn't really have the 0:12:55.520 --> 0:12:57.360 happy ending out of her family, so everyone was like 0:12:57.559 --> 0:12:59.200 rooting for them to get married and have kids. 0:12:59.720 --> 0:13:01.559 They broke up very unfortunately. 0:13:02.120 --> 0:13:05.480 If there is ever a breakup post that screams like 0:13:05.600 --> 0:13:08.000 I've broken up on I'm single, Kendall just nailed it. 0:13:08.040 --> 0:13:10.240 So I'm going to show you her first post post 0:13:10.240 --> 0:13:13.240 breakup to her two hundred and forty five million followers, 0:13:13.280 --> 0:13:15.560 is this, Laura, describe what you've see. 0:13:16.280 --> 0:13:19.080 Oh it's a full nude. Oh it's a nude. 0:13:19.920 --> 0:13:20.160 Oh. 0:13:20.880 --> 0:13:23.720 Kendael Jenna is single, ladies and gentlemen, and she wants 0:13:23.760 --> 0:13:24.559 you to know about it. 0:13:24.800 --> 0:13:26.600 She is okay, I'm has described this to you. I 0:13:26.640 --> 0:13:27.520 mean I'm here for it. 0:13:27.760 --> 0:13:33.160 She is sun baking completely nude laying front down so 0:13:33.200 --> 0:13:34.800 you can't see like, you can't see the front bear. 0:13:34.880 --> 0:13:37.520 It's a beautiful nudet see any nipples, but you can 0:13:37.520 --> 0:13:40.320 see bit a sideboob. You can see her whole bottom. 0:13:40.920 --> 0:13:42.480 I say bottom because I'm a mum. You can see 0:13:42.480 --> 0:13:45.440 her bottom. You can see her bottom, and she is 0:13:45.480 --> 0:13:47.960 some baking. This is the first trap. This is the 0:13:48.040 --> 0:13:51.000 type of post you put up times one hundred when 0:13:51.000 --> 0:13:53.680 you're trying to tell everyone I am single and I 0:13:53.720 --> 0:13:55.120 want someone to suffer. 0:13:55.360 --> 0:13:57.040 I'm back on the market now the best. No, I 0:13:57.080 --> 0:13:58.680 don't even think this is an I'm back on the market. 0:13:58.720 --> 0:14:02.480 This is fuck you, fuck you X. Look at what 0:14:02.520 --> 0:14:04.080 you just gave up. That's what this is. 0:14:04.160 --> 0:14:06.040 Okay, Now what I want to note in this, The 0:14:06.040 --> 0:14:07.760 funniest part is this is a carousel. 0:14:07.800 --> 0:14:09.960 There's like seven photos. Can you just swipe and look 0:14:10.000 --> 0:14:12.559 at what all she posted? Okay, I don't understand, it's okay. 0:14:12.600 --> 0:14:15.360 The photo is her nude with her smiley face, smiley 0:14:15.400 --> 0:14:18.440 open hand face. So the first photo is her nude. 0:14:18.520 --> 0:14:22.560 The second photo is of a blurry horse jumping over 0:14:22.680 --> 0:14:23.920 It's like completely blurry. 0:14:24.160 --> 0:14:25.920 It's I think it's her. It's a horse. 0:14:26.000 --> 0:14:30.480 Jumping over like the jumps that horses jump over. Then 0:14:30.520 --> 0:14:34.640 it's a video at sunset of inside a car. Then 0:14:34.720 --> 0:14:39.280 it's looks like some dried herb like it's the most random. 0:14:39.520 --> 0:14:43.280 It looks like someone's hacked her Instagram. Her Instagram's being hacked. 0:14:43.320 --> 0:14:45.360 It looks like Instagram hacked, but it's not. It's her 0:14:45.400 --> 0:14:48.040 being like, boom, this is me nude, I'm single. 0:14:48.080 --> 0:14:50.120 And then it's like, I'm just gonna put the last 0:14:50.120 --> 0:14:52.760 five photos in my phone in a carousel. It's the 0:14:52.800 --> 0:14:56.440 strangest thing, but it worked. She was then seen back 0:14:56.440 --> 0:14:58.800 with her ex boyfriend. So I reckon, he's seen this. 0:14:58.920 --> 0:15:01.160 He's got straight on the blow and he's like, yo, 0:15:01.440 --> 0:15:02.720 I made a big mistake. 0:15:03.040 --> 0:15:04.560 So, I mean, we don't know. 0:15:04.680 --> 0:15:06.800 Rumor has it they're back together, and it's one hundred 0:15:06.760 --> 0:15:07.280 percent from you. 0:15:07.360 --> 0:15:09.440 You always know, And I like, look, I just did 0:15:09.480 --> 0:15:11.720 a quick scroll back through her other photos. You always 0:15:11.720 --> 0:15:15.040 know when someone's single. You just know the Instagram changes. Yeah, 0:15:15.040 --> 0:15:17.640 when you're in changes, you're in the turtlenecks, you're in 0:15:17.680 --> 0:15:21.880 the coach. I'm taken, I'm a virgin again. I'm born again. 0:15:22.560 --> 0:15:24.200 And as soon as you go through a breakout. You're like, 0:15:24.240 --> 0:15:26.560 I'm fucking back, baby, and it's hot girl summer and 0:15:26.600 --> 0:15:27.440 I'm here for it. 0:15:29.680 --> 0:15:33.720 Okay, Well, we have for today's episode. We have that 0:15:33.760 --> 0:15:35.040 was It was a lot of an intro. 0:15:35.400 --> 0:15:39.600 We have collated some of just some of the weirdest, funniest, 0:15:39.960 --> 0:15:42.920 most messed up dating stories that you guys sent in. 0:15:43.160 --> 0:15:45.840 And I really think I'm gonna kick it off with 0:15:45.880 --> 0:15:46.160 this one. 0:15:46.200 --> 0:15:48.760 All right. I met a guy on Plenty of Fish. 0:15:48.920 --> 0:15:51.040 We were making out in the back of his car 0:15:51.200 --> 0:15:54.560 and it was getting really steamy. Now, next minute, he 0:15:54.680 --> 0:15:57.280 gets up and says that he's really hungry and he 0:15:57.360 --> 0:16:00.400 needs food asap, like literally in the middle of making 0:16:00.440 --> 0:16:01.360 out in the back of his car. 0:16:01.480 --> 0:16:04.560 He's like, I need food, hard work. Yeah, he's angry. 0:16:04.720 --> 0:16:05.080 All right. 0:16:05.920 --> 0:16:08.240 So we're about twenty minutes away from anywhere, and he 0:16:08.320 --> 0:16:11.520 insists that he follows me in his car. So not 0:16:11.560 --> 0:16:13.400 only does the makeout stop, she has to get out 0:16:13.400 --> 0:16:16.560 of his car get back into her car, and he says, 0:16:16.600 --> 0:16:18.760 I'm going to follow you to this place where I'm 0:16:18.760 --> 0:16:19.600 going to pick some food up. 0:16:19.600 --> 0:16:21.840 So she's driving and he is behind her. 0:16:22.040 --> 0:16:26.080 Okay, halfway there, I notice he turns down a side street, 0:16:26.440 --> 0:16:28.120 I pull over to call him. 0:16:28.440 --> 0:16:31.000 He had blocked me, and I never ever heard for 0:16:31.040 --> 0:16:40.520 a few god so he was making out with her? 0:16:40.840 --> 0:16:44.200 Got a hunger pain? Or did he never know? It 0:16:44.240 --> 0:16:45.160