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Speaker 1: This is a Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Mini fifty five minutes until the handcuffs come off.

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Speaker 1: Six days. It's been the two of us in handcuffs.

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Speaker 2: You can catch, you can catch I should say you

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Speaker 2: can catch them if you're a posh bastard, but you

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Speaker 2: can catch Carl and Ali Langdon on the Today Show.

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Speaker 1: Ali Langdon joins in the studio right now. Welcome Alli.

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Speaker 3: It's nice to see you guys. I just keep looking

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Speaker 3: at the fact you're still handcuffed, and I really need

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Speaker 3: to know. How's it going.

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Speaker 4: How do you think it's going?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm reading the tension and the book language like

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Speaker 3: you're as far away as handcuffs would allowed you.

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Speaker 4: We really stretched them Dragon, you could be handcuffed to Carl.

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Speaker 3: I've been watching what you guys have been doing, right.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's the little things, isn't it.

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Speaker 1: It's the little things because.

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Speaker 2: Dump yeah, well said, yeah, said, I don't know, yes exactly.

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Speaker 4: Have you watched some of the socials, It's.

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Speaker 3: Yes, and it's one of those things. It's very disturbing,

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Speaker 3: but I can't stop watching.

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Speaker 1: Do you see the shower? I saw the show the

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Speaker 1: first one because there's a little answer it.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, wow one of the otherwise it would have

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Speaker 2: been pulled down. So yeah, we have to be careful.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, double.

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Speaker 4: There's a moment where Will's washing my back, which looks

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Speaker 4: a lot like we will see deal.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and then you about halfway through you realized, hang on,

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Speaker 3: do you wash your back?

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Speaker 1: Oh it's the first time. Yes, that's exactly right.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And then there was the washing of the other part.

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Speaker 1: But we don't need to go into that. Let's talk

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Speaker 1: a little bit.

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Speaker 2: About you if we can, because you walked in here

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Speaker 2: like a pirate with a peg leg absolutely butchered.

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Speaker 1: Your leg, can't walk barely. But then I hear that

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Speaker 1: you're playing the floor has lava.

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Speaker 2: With your kids.

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Speaker 3: Look, we've just done ISO for a week, right, and

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Speaker 3: it gets pretty hecticous pretty So we've been playing a

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Speaker 3: game and yesterday my husband caught me. It's last day

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Speaker 3: of lockdown, and he caught us. I'm jumping between chairs

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Speaker 3: in the backyard, about to jump onto the b bag.

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Speaker 1: The hell are you doing?

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Speaker 3: It's like Flora's lava, babe, Come on, why do you

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Speaker 3: think your three searcheres in? And maybe that's why, but

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Speaker 3: you know, drastic measures are required when you're day seven

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Speaker 3: of lockdowns?

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Speaker 2: Would you rather be handcuffed to Woody or or handcuffed

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Speaker 2: one of your children for a week?

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Speaker 1: No, I saw your videos. I know you've got to

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Speaker 1: understand how bad she's fresh off she wants to go.

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Speaker 4: That hurts Ali. Can I ask you about Will Smith

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Speaker 4: Chris Rock? And this is a few days old. Now

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Speaker 4: do you have a take on that whole situation? Like

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Speaker 4: do you do you pick a side there between Will

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Speaker 4: Smith and Chris Rock?

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Speaker 3: Look, don't take a side. And that's not sitting on

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Speaker 3: a fence. I thought Chris Rock did and what he

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Speaker 3: said was abhorrent and wasn't funny.

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Speaker 1: It was a nasty game.

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Speaker 3: It was nasty, and I mean, I'm assuming he then

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Speaker 3: knew about her condition, that she has got pichha. But then, look,

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Speaker 3: for me, it's a really uncomfortably what Will Smith did

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Speaker 3: and how the room sort of embraced him afterwards.

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Speaker 4: And that's just for me, and I don't want to.

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Speaker 3: Get too heavy with it, but it's that whole you know,

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Speaker 3: triggering all that stuff about domestic violence and what I

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Speaker 3: did it for love? I did it out of love.

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Speaker 3: All of that didn't sit very well, and I noticed

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Speaker 3: then he did come out twenty four hours later and

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Speaker 3: apologize to Chris Rock and you can put it down

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Speaker 3: to heat of the moment. But Carl also said, because

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Speaker 3: he cops it the logos all the time, right yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: And he said there's something about when he cops it,

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Speaker 3: it's different if his wife cops it.

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Speaker 4: And then what that triggers in you?

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Speaker 5: Right?

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Speaker 3: So, but none of that justifies then getting up, because

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Speaker 3: then I said, so, what's that mean? You're going to

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Speaker 3: get up and belt Tom Gleeson?

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Speaker 1: Jesus, don't ever got Yasmin. If Yasmin's off the car. Wow,

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Speaker 1: that's amazing. Well, it's great chat. Speaking of Carl's not

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Speaker 1: here at the moment, I know what it meant with

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Speaker 1: all of this. I don't know. We don't know.

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Speaker 4: Well, we think lazy, No, we do know lazy. Sure

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Speaker 4: does he have a good reason for not coming for

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Speaker 4: this interview? Should I bring him and ask him? I

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Speaker 4: think that's a great idea.

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Speaker 1: I think we've got to go to a song.

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Speaker 4: I think we should go to a song right now.

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Speaker 4: Up next, you just call Karl and let's find out

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Speaker 4: if he's just been lazy by missing this interview or

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Speaker 4: if he has a real reason.

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Speaker 1: It feels like he's skipped us.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and I can make him pay for this for

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Speaker 3: the rest of his life if you want.

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Speaker 1: We would love that. We would love that.

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Speaker 2: Or you could just embarrass him on air up next well,

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Speaker 2: right now, though, you can catch Karl Stefanovic and Ali

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Speaker 2: langdon your weekday mornings from five point thirty on the

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Speaker 2: Today Show.

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Speaker 1: Ali's in the studio with this.

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Speaker 2: Right now, Ali, we're about to call Karl your partner

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Speaker 2: on TV on the Today Show. Carl's not here, bigger

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Speaker 2: fish to fry. That's that's that's that's how I feel

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Speaker 2: about it.

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Speaker 1: I don't know about you, Woods.

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Speaker 4: It's usually lazy like this sends you to all the

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Speaker 4: media commitments for me.

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Speaker 3: I mean he's I mean maybe his relationship with you guys,

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Speaker 3: it's a bit different.

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Speaker 2: But right Yeah, Celebrity Apprentice, which yeah he was. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: he kissed my ass on Celebrity Apprentice. That doesn't end yet.

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Speaker 1: No, he has a little hook for everyone.

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Speaker 4: There is a moment between Carl Stefanovic and Will on

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Speaker 4: Apprentice on the screens bears, may I think literally kissed

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Speaker 4: your ass.

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Speaker 1: Literally kissed my bare ass, I've seen.

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Speaker 3: Your bear thanks to the handcuffed chat, and.

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Speaker 2: You know what it's all about, Carl ont of the

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Speaker 2: whole thing though he's only a human, all right. So

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Speaker 2: what we're going to do is we're going to call

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Speaker 2: Carl now. So obviously we've rigged your phone into the

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Speaker 2: desk here. He doesn't know that we're going to be

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Speaker 2: listening to this. And I really just want to too,

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Speaker 2: what what came over?

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Speaker 1: What prioritized us?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly to basically say if he had a real

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Speaker 4: excuse for missing.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so I'm ringing into saying, hey, why aren't you

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Speaker 3: here at the interview with Willah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, answers Langdon,

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Speaker 3: Hey what are you up to this afternoon? I thought

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Speaker 3: you're meant to be here doing this interview with Will.

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Speaker 5: Look, I just wasn't. I had a bit on in Sydney.

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Speaker 5: But also I just didn't like I ran into those

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Speaker 5: Celebrity Apprentice, and I just thought I just thought they

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Speaker 5: were a bit up themselves, and I didn't know why.

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Speaker 5: I didn't really know them that well, and I just thought,

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Speaker 5: you guys are a bunch of wankers, the red type

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Speaker 5: of just parading around like they're hotter than Haiti with

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Speaker 5: their yeah but no.

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Speaker 1: But it was like that's okay.

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Speaker 3: Like it's some stage kiss wheels bears.

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Speaker 5: I didn't know which one it was. I didn't know

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Speaker 5: which one it was, but it was one of them.

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Speaker 1: It was you.

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Speaker 5: That's not funny. I don't know you're gonna I don't

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Speaker 5: know you're gonna unleash. That is not That is not

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Speaker 5: the way we played the game.

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Speaker 2: I know, elliot.

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Speaker 1: It's a joke. We called Carl called played Carl. It

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Speaker 1: was a brank in a brank.

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Speaker 4: You should have seen her face, Car, You should have

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Speaker 4: seen her face.

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Speaker 1: She's got like she's always willing up a little bit,

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Speaker 1: like you were just so mortified. Yeah, you guys smell

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Speaker 1: like summer breezes. That's actually how Carl described Will's ars

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Speaker 1: when he kissed story.

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Speaker 3: I think you were all very brave for taking me on.

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Speaker 3: Have a very long memory.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeahtive nature. When I was.

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Speaker 5: At this point that you can only sort of spin

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Speaker 5: around in a circle.

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Speaker 1: So we're not really worried about We'll let you deal

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Speaker 1: with her tomorrow morning.

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Speaker 5: Carl.

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Speaker 1: Thanks, thanks for the show.

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Speaker 5: Love you, guys, love you anymore?

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Speaker 1: Oh well wait, how about it the dogs?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Dogs, absolutely, You've been precluded, all right.

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Speaker 2: You can catch Carl now on Today weekends five thirty

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Speaker 2: am or nine Ali.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for joining us. You can see that online. It

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Speaker 1: out for yourself.

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Speaker 4: Now you're done with that, why not check out more

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Speaker 4: from Will and Woody on The Full Show podcast