Speaker 1: Imagine, if you will, that you are in a place
Speaker 1: of great beauty. Some teenage boys walk past you, they
Speaker 1: yell out, they bitch tits. The world you see is
Speaker 1: a place of paradox of beauty and cruelty. It will
Speaker 1: cut you off at the knees then gift.
Speaker 2: You a pair of easies.
Speaker 1: And that, my friends, is why you always always need.
Speaker 3: A buck up. You're doing a sixties day about, you know, disease, tarantino,
Speaker 3: lymphatic massestic drainage.
Speaker 2: People, it's going.
Speaker 3: On with these drainings.
Speaker 2: Squeeze myself I the other day.
Speaker 3: You squeeze your nodules.
Speaker 2: I squeeze my jaw so hard. Bruise myself because I'm
Speaker 2: trying to do what I want to tighten.
Speaker 3: Everything gaws up by bruising them.
Speaker 2: Because I've got Dutch growls. Oh yeah, that is the
Speaker 2: legacy from the dart Thank you Dutch. They've got thank
Speaker 2: you my face if you look at my face from here.
Speaker 3: Up all right, I'm looking.
Speaker 2: This part's quite Jamaican. Okay, mother, this part thin cruel lips,
Speaker 2: hang on totally Dutch. Whoa say it?
Speaker 3: Don't ever want to see it again?
Speaker 2: What have you got from the Italians.
Speaker 3: The hair, the hair, I don't know what I got.
Speaker 2: Skin's not Italian, isn't it?
Speaker 3: This glowing white skin.
Speaker 2: They're not Alabaster, They're Mahogany. Where'd you get that from?
Speaker 3: This skin is from going outside? I don't know. Maybe
Speaker 3: just the hair.
Speaker 2: Sash your people, your people, the trolls New Zealand immortalized,
Speaker 2: I believe in the Peter Jackson film What Hobbit.
Speaker 3: Yes, you're the smallest person.
Speaker 2: I tiny And she's always under a bridge.
Speaker 3: Trick trap, trick trap looking for that ring?
Speaker 2: Who wants to who wants to walk over my brudge? You?
Speaker 3: Hellokatelane Rock, Hello Nates Valvo and hello the highly esteemed
Speaker 3: Sasha French. Buckheads get a goose to the buckheads, not
Speaker 3: you two.
Speaker 2: I mean you see Valvo didn't even let you get
Speaker 2: a word in Sun't that.
Speaker 3: I'm I'm going to say something. I'm saying something. I
Speaker 3: have to turn my chair this week. The screen's broken.
Speaker 3: You're sitting over there. I can't see her, mate, it's
Speaker 3: not the voice. I can't.
Speaker 2: You can eat the swivel without derailing the whole. Only
Speaker 2: highly esteemed Sasha French and our listeners hang on her.
Speaker 3: Okay, sorry, I'm waiting.
Speaker 2: You're gaslighting me?
Speaker 3: Now? Yeah? You not me?
Speaker 2: Love gas lighting?
Speaker 3: Do you?
Speaker 2: Oh? I just adore it. I love using the term.
Speaker 2: My husband sometimes uses the term. It used to make
Speaker 2: him angry. Pretty great, used to make him angry. And
Speaker 2: I would say only a gas lader would get angry.
Speaker 3: About gas lighting. The gas lighting, gas lighting, the gas lighter.
Speaker 3: You know what I heard I found out about only
Speaker 3: last week, which I can't stop thinking about. I mentioned
Speaker 3: at the top of my show two weeks ago that
Speaker 3: you saw at the Comedy Vesel think you on three
Speaker 3: weeks ago? Whatever.
Speaker 2: Look, we're wearing matching color.
Speaker 3: We all blue blue, blue blue.
Speaker 2: She's in blue.
Speaker 3: We're all in blue. People green hat. I think you
Speaker 3: do this? What do There's people in the world that
Speaker 3: raw dog parking, so they go to things. We did
Speaker 3: it without knowing where to park.
Speaker 2: That's literally what we did.
Speaker 3: You didn't look up where to park, You don't know
Speaker 3: about the You don't at least go that street has
Speaker 3: that undercover car park. No, you're going into the city
Speaker 3: on a Saturday night and you didn't pre book on
Speaker 3: an app.
Speaker 2: We didn't pre book on an app.
Speaker 3: I'm getting nervous just thinking about it.
Speaker 2: And in fact, when we came, we're driving towards you raw.
Speaker 3: Dog in it. The traffic was so terrible they've shut
Speaker 3: down the freeway.
Speaker 2: But together we took a detour and it was It
Speaker 2: wouldn't have made sense to anybody else except us, who
Speaker 2: suddenly got all amazing race love. This absolutely brilliant, wasn't
Speaker 2: it sing?
Speaker 3: But she got through.
Speaker 2: We got through, and we got there.
Speaker 3: Early twenty three minutes on the app and it only
Speaker 3: took us seven Yeah what yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Have you heard?
Speaker 2: Get ready the tickets yet?
Speaker 3: Get the cooker ready? Get the cooker? Are you ready?
Speaker 3: I am calling Maps out on their bullshit. Yes, and
Speaker 3: this is and someone can message please and confirm this.
Speaker 3: You know what they're doing.
Speaker 2: What are they doing?
Speaker 3: And I have proof they are doing this. They are
Speaker 3: not taking you the quickest way. They are keeping you
Speaker 3: to main roads and keeping traffic off side streets and
Speaker 3: all the small little streets and lane ways and alleyways.
Speaker 3: I don't know why, but well you.
Speaker 2: Know we're all being funneled like sheep. All I'm telling
Speaker 2: you destination.
Speaker 3: The amount of times I get a bit cocky and
Speaker 3: I say no, I'm going to go left down this
Speaker 3: one and I do and it cuts off like six minutes.
Speaker 2: Oh I love you know what? Nothing thrills me more?
Speaker 3: You cooker?
Speaker 2: And oh just please okay, now can we talk about
Speaker 2: the collapse of building seven from septem except I mean
Speaker 2: that's got to be.
Speaker 3: Nine, So I'm onto you maps. I will cook that up.
Speaker 3: They are not taking you the quickest way, Kate, and
Speaker 3: I don't know why not that building collapse And no,
Speaker 3: hold your finger down. Are we cooking?
Speaker 2: We're off and cooking. What a cracking bucket we have.
Speaker 2: We just have to say a couple of things from
Speaker 2: the outset.
Speaker 3: Here we go.
Speaker 2: Welcome beautiful buckwheits, buck knuckles, Bucker, Rooney's hullabaloos, she dogs,
Speaker 2: he dogs.
Speaker 3: All the dogs are welcome here, all the dogs.
Speaker 2: Thank you for telling your friends.
Speaker 3: Yes, thank you.
Speaker 2: For sending us messages.
Speaker 3: Yes, here's a rhythm, but thank you for I don't.
Speaker 2: Know how to get them, but I can feel that
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Speaker 3: Shows you them.
Speaker 2: Listen to this. This is gorgeous from Sarah Jane.
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Speaker 2: Just a message to say thank you for this hilarious podcast.
Speaker 2: I was looking for something to listen to during early
Speaker 2: morning feedings with my baby. My mum suggested the buck
Speaker 2: up and I went back and listened to every episode
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Speaker 2: I hope that baby's a boy, because then she can
Speaker 2: be continuing the Oedipus complex that has now.
Speaker 3: Become an integral.
Speaker 2: Pillar stone of our show.
Speaker 3: Yes, if you missed episode last week's episode, we kind
Speaker 3: of cover the gamut that boys want to root their masks.
Speaker 2: Oh, oh, that's that's a bit march that.
Speaker 3: Oh that's I got it wrong?
Speaker 2: Got it right? That you're enjoyed it right?
Speaker 3: Do you get it right?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 3: I disagree with the theory. Let's just throw that out there.
Speaker 2: You said that was Freud?
Speaker 3: Was it?
Speaker 2: Also? Do you know what what you know? Einstein?
Speaker 3: I do know him.
Speaker 2: Okay, we all know.
Speaker 3: He ps Einstein around way later in the timeline of
Speaker 3: Earth that I thought he was y recent. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: thought it was relatively right. I thought it was so
Speaker 3: much long ago.
Speaker 2: How did you think was like the seventeen hundred, eighteen hundreds? Yeah?
Speaker 2: When was he nineteen nineteen hundreds? Yeah? And so was Freud?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 2: Anyway? Einstein? You know when people say the theory of relativity?
Speaker 2: What is it the We don't know what that is.
Speaker 3: Please don't ask me to explain that.
Speaker 2: But he apparently said this to someone at a party.
Speaker 2: But you know, because I'm a cooker, you are, I
Speaker 2: don't believe that he said this. Go, so you've said,
Speaker 2: we all know Einstein, weird looking cat, big mo big
Speaker 2: mo man.
Speaker 3: Physically had a big mustache. I wasn't calling him a
Speaker 3: big moke great look. Maybe he was great look wild hair?
Speaker 2: Was he the one that was wife and had the
Speaker 2: hots for his sister in law.
Speaker 3: To be honest their wife?
Speaker 2: But he was so mean to his wife. She wasn't
Speaker 2: allowed to come into his study and had to slide
Speaker 2: his food under the.
Speaker 3: Door all the while, Like the motel, I think.
Speaker 2: He was having an affair with the wife's cousin or
Speaker 2: the wife's sister, something terribly cruel. But like all geniuses,
Speaker 2: terribly cruel, terribly cruel. Gave us so much, Yeah, it
Speaker 2: gave us so much. Anyway, he apparently let him go.
Speaker 2: You know, what goes up must come down, then you go, sweetie.
Speaker 2: He was at a party and someone asked him about
Speaker 2: his theory of relativity.
Speaker 3: Cool party, wouldn't it be imagine.
Speaker 2: Coming home and going I met this guy right, and
Speaker 2: he said, it's like you're at a party and you're
Speaker 2: talking to a beautiful woman. A minute, No, an hour
Speaker 2: feels like a minute. But put your hand on a
Speaker 2: burning hot plate, and a minute feels like ten years.
Speaker 2: When that that is the theory of relativity.
Speaker 3: How long do you think this podcast feels like to
Speaker 3: some people?
Speaker 2: Do you think he said that?
Speaker 3: Didn't he say it? Written it down?
Speaker 2: Say that?
Speaker 3: Oh that exact example is what he gave When did
Speaker 3: he die?
Speaker 2: Fifty five?
Speaker 3: Nineteen fifty five? See that's that. I really really wasn't
Speaker 3: long ago very mad man vine, you know, like my
Speaker 3: grandparents were alive at the same time as him. That's
Speaker 3: crazy to me.
Speaker 2: How hardy would he have been? I reckon, we're boring
Speaker 2: one like who would have gone, oh, I'm going to
Speaker 2: invite that mad scientist.
Speaker 3: You reckon, And every time you tell a story about
Speaker 3: someone like them, they're in a coat, a lab coat. Yes,
Speaker 3: in my.
Speaker 2: Mind straight, he would have come straight from We don't
Speaker 2: even know if he had any other clothes. We know
Speaker 2: he had a suit to accept the Nobel Prize. Because
Speaker 2: he's not turning up like Zelenski.
Speaker 3: Huh do you know I don't respect in that world.
Speaker 3: In that science was two people like questions, science, get
Speaker 3: the cooker.
Speaker 2: I love one of us, one of us, even.
Speaker 3: Fauci No, it's not fauciate. No, we're going to space.
Speaker 3: Not no. So any scientists, sorry, any any scientist that
Speaker 3: talks about crazy space facts. I always think, who's going
Speaker 3: to prove you wrong? Like, okay, mate, I always think
Speaker 3: that what I'm saying. They say this ship about a
Speaker 3: black hole being this big, and I just go, all right, yeah,
Speaker 3: taking your word for you. I'm you're going to go
Speaker 3: prove him wrong.
Speaker 2: I feel the same when people go and they found
Speaker 2: a bone from a don't get wrecked and net with
Speaker 2: two hundred.
Speaker 4: And thirty eight billion years old, I'm.
Speaker 3: Like, bullshit, you don't know that.
Speaker 2: I've got a shit in my fridge that looks older
Speaker 2: than that. Like people, just at some point you can
Speaker 2: need to make up.
Speaker 5: You can just make it this jar of mayonnaise it's
Speaker 5: a billion years old.
Speaker 2: I'm so with you, though.
Speaker 3: Because the space one is just a come on. They're
Speaker 3: making it up as they go along.
Speaker 2: Why is this obsession with space? And I'm going to
Speaker 2: say all of a sudden, yes, because to my mind
Speaker 2: there's been a big gap since allegedly the walled dune.
Speaker 2: But and then nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing nothing said.
Speaker 2: Now I'm going to say, it's a space frenzy.
Speaker 3: What I don't know? People have bought I want to
Speaker 3: go up?
Speaker 2: You know what? That's like? Too many flavors.
Speaker 3: At the ice cream store anywhere? Did you like my
Speaker 3: joke in my show a few weeks ago about the
Speaker 3: rum and Raisin, Well, you know why? It's you, isn't it.
Speaker 2: No, it's not me, it's you people we like rum
Speaker 2: and Raisin. Oh my god, oh my god, it's you,
Speaker 2: in fact, both of us. Let me say, you didn't
Speaker 2: laugh at that when.
Speaker 3: Everyone else did?
Speaker 2: You know what? You know what we said to each other? Bad,
Speaker 2: bad for the We were.
Speaker 3: Fly hey buckheads. In my show the other week, I
Speaker 3: did a segment called Things that Have Never Been Said,
Speaker 3: and then I listed many things, and one of them
Speaker 3: was one scoop of the rum and raisin. Sir, huge laugh.
Speaker 3: But I said to someone, there'll be someone there. It's
Speaker 3: like I have Ramen raisin. It's you two.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean we hardly ever have it. I mean,
Speaker 2: I'm a I'm a hokey pokey sort of good okay,
Speaker 2: but it's a it's a passed on through the parents
Speaker 2: the mother. Did your mother have rum and raised? Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's why. And so I remember when I was little.
Speaker 2: Don't call me eat a purse, but I used to
Speaker 2: lick her cone. I got a chance, I would be
Speaker 2: tongue in that rum and raisin. Of course I could.
Speaker 2: I could. I couldn't get right up in it because
Speaker 2: she wanted it for herself. But I was like, when
Speaker 2: I rummen, I grow up, I'm gonna get myself too.
Speaker 2: You've got two scoops and I'm gonna lick scoops.
Speaker 3: For the rest of your life.
Speaker 2: I've down my chin.
Speaker 3: What are they?
Speaker 2: I can't live in that well yogurt very hard to find.
Speaker 3: And raisincoops. I know why you're in an ice cream shop.
Speaker 2: No, but I like rum and raisin. That doesn't mean that.
Speaker 3: I know what. I've moved on now and said, what's
Speaker 3: your two scoop? I want to know what your two
Speaker 3: scoops are? You go to scoops?
Speaker 2: Okay, I'd go natural yogurt and hokey pokey pokey. Hokey
Speaker 2: Pokey's the greatest ice cream in the free world. I
Speaker 2: don't know if it's made correctly. Now people might think
Speaker 2: I'm talking about the supermarket hokey pokey that's New Zealand
Speaker 2: style hockey pokey that's got bits of butterscotch in it. Yes,
Speaker 2: that's not the one I'm talking about. I'm talking about
Speaker 2: the one made with honeycomb stirred into vanilla ice cream.
Speaker 2: It is Johnny never had it stunning.
Speaker 3: I'm going to bring you some okay around forever.
Speaker 2: Our friend Jock makes it at his ice cream shop.
Speaker 3: You know, someone with an ice cream shop.
Speaker 2: The greatest ice cream.
Speaker 3: My god, I'll.
Speaker 2: Bring you some.
Speaker 3: You know growing up, my Zia who you met at
Speaker 3: the show the other week and none of your.
Speaker 2: Family knew she was there, means Auntie Sash used to
Speaker 2: have a lolli shop.
Speaker 3: How amazing is that? For a few years of my life,
Speaker 3: my Auntie had a lolli shop.
Speaker 2: Did you go?
Speaker 3: Of course we did in Kensington.
Speaker 2: Here in Melbourne's it like an old fashioned lolli shop.
Speaker 3: An old fashion lolly shop and that whole walls filled heaven.
Speaker 2: I know what would you get?
Speaker 3: I think you went bankrupt. Why isn't it there anymore.
Speaker 3: I'll ask you.
Speaker 2: I think all lolly shops go broke or it was
Speaker 2: a drunk friend. What's that you met her? I met her.
Speaker 2: She's very fun.
Speaker 3: She she came to your show and no one knew
Speaker 3: she was there. Yeah, she didn't even tell me she
Speaker 3: was coming.
Speaker 2: Put it to your mother. Your mother had that air
Speaker 2: like mothers always have.
Speaker 3: Something happened without her knowing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but like you're making it up. Yeah, you're making
Speaker 2: it up. Because she said, who's your brother aunt that
Speaker 2: was there?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: She said you met an Ca Yeah no, and she
Speaker 4: said no. I said, yeah. Anyway, we love the Zeas
Speaker 4: and the Zeo.
Speaker 3: And I'm going to eat hokey pokey.
Speaker 2: I'm going to bring you some Jock's ice cream.
Speaker 3: You're in Melbourne, right, Celebrity feud does anything make us
Speaker 3: more happy? Oh?
Speaker 2: I love it, and I know it's bread and circuses.
Speaker 2: It's all a mass distraction, as they all remove.
Speaker 3: Okay, so building seven on nine to eleven and celebrity fud.
Speaker 3: Yeah right, yeah, you know who's responsible for both of
Speaker 3: those FACI.
Speaker 2: Oh thank goodness. I thought you were going to say
Speaker 2: something else. However, So bring me a celebrity feud, and
Speaker 2: you are bringing me the greatest gift.
Speaker 3: That's so great. And the best celebrity feuds are the
Speaker 3: ones that you've been with on the ride, the whole time,
Speaker 3: the journey, from the start, when you've just been involved.
Speaker 2: I can't wait for the next installment of Blake Lively,
Speaker 2: all right, because you justin Baldoni. Because I'll tell you something.
Speaker 2: It doesn't end with us. Jane Race.
Speaker 3: And when we first started this pod, coming up to
Speaker 3: a year ago, by the way, we said to each
Speaker 3: other a promise that we will make sure when this
Speaker 3: pod finishes, we will have a publick falling out and
Speaker 3: we will go to war. There will be messages leaked,
Speaker 3: there will be voicemails leaked. Yes, I am bringing you down.
Speaker 3: You know what, what.
Speaker 2: You'll be bringing me down from below me because I
Speaker 2: will have crushed you under.
Speaker 3: Foot with your rum and Raisin.
Speaker 2: Who knows but what would be feued about?
Speaker 3: I will figure it out, and I will listen to
Speaker 3: a couple of apps. I'll find something. Give me Alton
Speaker 3: John versus Madonna, Alton John, the classic. I'm going to
Speaker 3: start with them making up because it's the fun part,
Speaker 3: and then we'll rewind a.
Speaker 2: Bit, so she just did this.
Speaker 3: So she did the most insane thing, and I love
Speaker 3: her so much. I've seen Madonna live a few times,
Speaker 3: have you?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: I have you interviewed Madonna? I always forget this, Yes,
Speaker 3: I always forget this. Do you know what that meant
Speaker 3: to me? As someone who Kylie and Madonna and all
Speaker 3: and Gaga and all these women that have had such
Speaker 3: an impact in my life. How weird it was the
Speaker 3: day my friend Kate sat down with the biggest pop
Speaker 3: icon of my generation.
Speaker 2: It was weird for me to you hung out with.
Speaker 3: The first thing I asked you was what was her
Speaker 3: skin like? Because it always looks so nice? And you
Speaker 3: said it was porcelain and it felt beautiful. And I
Speaker 3: will never forget about that interview. Google it's on YouTube
Speaker 3: to look it up if you want. She liked you,
Speaker 3: She really liked you.
Speaker 2: You could tell that. I couldn't tell that when I
Speaker 2: was in it, because I was a bit like you know,
Speaker 2: you were saying how you were before you walked on
Speaker 2: stage for your biggest ever show, then you went completely blank.
Speaker 2: I was like that before I walked into the interview
Speaker 2: with her, and there was such a big Pilava.
Speaker 3: And you flew over just for it.
Speaker 2: Yes, but I was living in Italy, so I flew
Speaker 2: to London to do it.
Speaker 3: I've watched many Madonna interviews over the years, and she
Speaker 3: can be cold. Yeah, and she doesn't oh my god,
Speaker 3: she doesn't make people feel welcome.
Speaker 2: People in there that like she came out like can
Speaker 2: you see with that.
Speaker 3: With their dragons?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and just slash slash because she could. And also
Speaker 2: it was the era where she had the eye patches.
Speaker 3: Yes, the Madame x error. But yeah, she was really
Speaker 3: into her anyway. Tell me. So Elton John goes on
Speaker 3: to hid the makeup they got. He goes on Saturday
Speaker 3: Night Live about a month ago. I forgot to do
Speaker 3: this by the last week. By the way, I did
Speaker 3: bring it in. We never bring we ran out of time.
Speaker 2: We like them seasoned. Yeah, you know what, we like
Speaker 2: our gossip like a fine wine. We cellar it for
Speaker 2: twelve to fourteen years and then we bring it.
Speaker 3: We have a hot take. We have a hot take's
Speaker 3: coming up next week, the winner of the two thousand
Speaker 3: and eight Australian Idol.
Speaker 2: And also, you know what, then we always know you
Speaker 2: know how people go. They're in the right side of history.
Speaker 2: You got to be in the right dadded history, which
Speaker 2: is such an arrogant thing to say. But we know
Speaker 2: once we've lit, we buried our treasure of celebrity in
Speaker 2: the backyard, and then when we've dug it out, we
Speaker 2: know what's the chips of four?
Speaker 3: There we go. He's doing Saturday Night Live. He's the
Speaker 3: musical guest.
Speaker 2: What's he playing on it?
Speaker 3: He's doing his new album is lost.
Speaker 2: He's playing something from it. Doesn't say an old all
Speaker 2: from the new album I don't know about.
Speaker 3: That was a duet album with Oh No, that's right,
Speaker 3: Randy Carlisle.
Speaker 2: Really good. They really yeah.
Speaker 3: I like her, tote her voice.
Speaker 2: She's a lesbian, yeah, and he's home.
Speaker 3: Wow. Wow.
Speaker 2: We who thought that's interesting?
Speaker 3: I don't that she's a lesbian. No, that's fine, but
Speaker 3: it's all fine. No, But the way that you were
Speaker 3: saying that it's interesting that he's gay, I don't find.
Speaker 2: This could be this is the view.
Speaker 3: Oh this is good. Let's plant some seeds, all right,
Speaker 3: go on? All right? That I don't even like calling
Speaker 3: you that, never need to touch you.
Speaker 2: He's very attractive.
Speaker 3: Elton John does sn now in New York. I love
Speaker 3: no matter how much money and how much fame you have,
Speaker 3: you're still obsessed with someone not liking you. She knows
Speaker 3: out and doesn't like her because of all the things
Speaker 3: he said over the years. She finds out he's on SNL.
Speaker 3: She goes to SNL and goes backstage, doesn't tell he
Speaker 3: didn't know she was coming, and goes into his change room,
Speaker 3: his green room, and confronts him. Really, he's been going
Speaker 3: for fifteen years or something, and she just went going in,
Speaker 3: runs into the green room. He just gave up as
Speaker 3: soon as as soon as she walked in, he said,
Speaker 3: apparently soon forgive me and my big mouth as soon
Speaker 3: as well. He's one hundred.
Speaker 2: But also, you know what, there's something like an old friend.
Speaker 2: You know they say old friends are golden, do they?
Speaker 2: They say that about.
Speaker 5: Some something is golden something anyway, an old friend, the
Speaker 5: way that you feel about an old.
Speaker 3: Friend similar to an old enemy.
Speaker 2: Well, it's just there's something there. I have some sediment together,
Speaker 2: some bed rock.
Speaker 3: Well, she posts the picture of them two hug.
Speaker 2: She was so happy.
Speaker 3: She was thrilled, She wrote, we finally buried the hatchet.
Speaker 3: She owned it over the decades. It hurt me to
Speaker 3: know that someone I admired so much shed he's dislike
Speaker 3: of me publicly as an artist.
Speaker 2: No, she's not, really.
Speaker 3: I didn't understand it when I met him. The first
Speaker 3: thing out of his mouth was forgive me, and the
Speaker 3: wall between us fell down. Within minutes we were hugging. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think this is going to start shit up again.
Speaker 2: She's got it, she's isn't she?
Speaker 3: How bad could he have gotten? Two thousand and two,
Speaker 3: she does the James Bond side.
Speaker 2: Is she doing this? She's recounting this? I'm doing all okay,
Speaker 2: all right, because I was going to say that's really.
Speaker 3: Two thousand and two, she released the James Bond theme
Speaker 3: Die Another Day?
Speaker 2: Oh how did that Die Another Day?
Speaker 3: Or the like weird voicing. He comes out and says
Speaker 3: it's the worst Bond tune ever recorded.
Speaker 2: I can't.
Speaker 3: He has a point.
Speaker 2: I think he's run even from a fan, he has
Speaker 2: a point. Two thousand and four, still she necessary.
Speaker 3: She wins some award Best Tour. He's quote publicly Madonna
Speaker 3: best in live act since when she's lip syncing. Sorry
Speaker 3: about it, but I think everyone who lips in is
Speaker 3: in public on stage when you paid like seventy five
Speaker 3: quid to see them should be shot.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, that's.
Speaker 3: Me off her Christmas card list? But do I give
Speaker 3: a toss?
Speaker 2: Noh?
Speaker 3: Two thousand and five, So and asked him again about
Speaker 3: those comments. He said, it was just one of those
Speaker 3: off the cuff things. I haven't got Tourette syndrome. But
Speaker 3: I can't cend to myself. Why should I? But let's
Speaker 3: leave it at that. I don't want to go any
Speaker 3: further for Christ's sake.
Speaker 2: Right, he's always angry, little bit, very angry guy.
Speaker 3: Both up for Golden Glow Best Movie Song in twenty twelve.
Speaker 3: He says she's got not a chance of winning. She
Speaker 3: wins over him?
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Were they both nominated?
Speaker 3: Her husband David hang On back? Uh huh? Twenty teeny
Speaker 3: twelve twelve?
Speaker 2: What was she?
Speaker 3: A song? Was called Masterpiece? What was that from that
Speaker 3: terrible WE movie that she was in? Or called w
Speaker 3: E or Weekend or something?
Speaker 2: And what was he nominated?
Speaker 3: I'm not sure it was an animation? Probably it would
Speaker 3: have been an animal an animation. So she beat him.
Speaker 2: I think to two enemies who were once friends, who
Speaker 2: we know become the deepest of enemies. What did you say?
Speaker 3: The husband got involved.
Speaker 2: The husband David Fernie.
Speaker 3: David furnished posts on his Facebook as brilliant, god I
Speaker 3: missed twenty twelve. Brilliant when posting on Facebook meant something,
Speaker 3: He writes, Madonna best song off.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, you just know that was done from bead.
Speaker 4: That's so true.
Speaker 2: You know Elton was propped up next to him on
Speaker 2: many silken pillows. I reckon he popped his two payoff
Speaker 2: because he was really and they were just going to town,
Speaker 2: and David goes, I'm going to fix her little record.
Speaker 3: Really towards from bed. Twenty twelve, Dona does the halftime show.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, super Bowl. Elton's advice to her, he's such
Speaker 3: a bitch. Make sure your lips ink good.
Speaker 2: Did she respond to any of this, By the way,
Speaker 2: she's never responded. I'm sure she has never responded. For
Speaker 2: her not to respond, that is quite extreme.
Speaker 3: And he's the final one, best for last Okay, what
Speaker 3: year twenty thirteen? Sorry, her career is over. Her tour
Speaker 3: has been a disaster, and it couldn't happen to a
Speaker 3: bigger She looks like a fair ground stripper.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness. All right, we just applaud the sleigh.
Speaker 2: Oh that's Bruce.
Speaker 3: He dropped the sea.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness.
Speaker 3: It couldn't happen to a big ground fair ground stripper.
Speaker 2: Fair ground, So what fair ground has a stripper. It's
Speaker 2: the starter's that's just all up into the air car.
Speaker 2: I grew up going to the Echo in Brisbane.
Speaker 3: You're a royal Melbourne show boy. And after all that,
Speaker 3: they still hugged it out. What a buck up? What
Speaker 3: a buck If there's someone in your life whose husband
Speaker 3: wants posted on Facebook.
Speaker 2: Off, yeah, there's hope for you and absolutely like minimize
Speaker 2: your talents, which the rest of the world would go
Speaker 2: are in norm.
Speaker 3: And if there's that old friend of yours that one
Speaker 3: time called you a fair ground stripper, take from this story.
Speaker 2: Forgiveness all right, we love redemption.
Speaker 3: I think he'll kick off again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so too. Also, because she's dug up,
Speaker 2: the body is in her, alluding to their dark part.
Speaker 2: Love it, love it, love it. Since we're in the
Speaker 2: realm of celebrity and we're talking about redemption, this is
Speaker 2: a twofold story. Go the round, kids, It's a tale
Speaker 2: of redemption for someone who possibly doesn't deserve it. Now
Speaker 2: we don't know even how to begin to process that.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying the person doesn't. I'm saying, but when
Speaker 2: you hear the circumstances, like the kid might.
Speaker 3: Think, are we getting the cook of sound effect? Ready? No?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, it's not mal Gibson sugar tits.
Speaker 2: I wish it was. Oh, I love him. I've never
Speaker 2: found him.
Speaker 3: Hotter, never found him hotter, malgibs it.
Speaker 2: I never found him hot all during that oh except
Speaker 2: with the face painted with Oh yeah, William, what was
Speaker 2: his name? Wallace? You're William Wallace? Or I loved him
Speaker 2: or I'd love him. Just smudge some blue paint on
Speaker 2: your tongue. I've got a blue tongue.
Speaker 3: I thought that was the joke.
Speaker 2: I didn't know if you could say it or not.
Speaker 3: I can always see your blue tongue.
Speaker 2: Anyway, where were we? It's not about him, all right?
Speaker 2: This is so interesting, and this actually poses the question
Speaker 2: you know, we were saying last week this We could
Speaker 2: know more now in this world than we ever know.
Speaker 2: We have everything literally at I think knowledge. So I've
Speaker 2: got to ask you, Nathan Valvo, do people bother to google?
Speaker 3: Mmm?
Speaker 2: And the reason that I ask you this is I
Speaker 2: bring you Exhibit A.
Speaker 3: I sometimes do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I sometimes do too. If you're running a multi
Speaker 2: bill dollar car company and you decided to have someone
Speaker 2: be the face of your car, yes, do you think
Speaker 2: you can google them? And and this is what I
Speaker 2: bring you. I bring you Matthew Broderick.
Speaker 3: Oh, yes, yeah, great husband of SJP. Yeah, singing dance
Speaker 3: in Matthew Roderick.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And car company goes Ferris Bueller's day Off. Of course,
Speaker 2: not just any car company, Honda. He's the face of
Speaker 2: the new CRVE. It was a homage to his role
Speaker 2: in Ferris Bueller's Day Off and it with the ad
Speaker 2: was called Matthew's day Off. And I think they played
Speaker 2: it at the Super Bowl.
Speaker 3: Sounds very super Bowl s.
Speaker 2: It does, doesn't it. And the campaign was part of
Speaker 2: an integrated multiplatform advertising effort. Oh I love that so
Speaker 2: a lot of money and it was released during that
Speaker 2: It was directed by the director of The Hangover.
Speaker 3: So you're talking over you, someone's gurgled.
Speaker 2: Do you know of any problem with Matthew Broderick doing
Speaker 2: oh car campaign?
Speaker 4: Umm?
Speaker 3: I don't know. Should I I'm going to say no.
Speaker 3: The only thing I can possibly think which has nothing
Speaker 3: to do with. Oh no, yes, I do. Okay, let
Speaker 3: me deep recesses of my mind is singing.
Speaker 2: Okay. So in nineteen eighty seven, Matthew Broderick was driving
Speaker 2: in Ireland when his car entered the wrong lane, resulting
Speaker 2: in a collision that killed killed two people. Give me
Speaker 2: an appropriate sound effect, rip.
Speaker 3: Not hullabaloo, the pressure on the pressures on for the
Speaker 3: right button.
Speaker 5: What do we have for that?
Speaker 2: That supper sarray, No, you realize it needs.
Speaker 3: Something has three sound effects and you turned to her.
Speaker 3: He killed two people.
Speaker 2: Hey, this is what I mean, the full horror of
Speaker 2: what I don't know what he has done.
Speaker 3: He was and it's his fault.
Speaker 2: He was driving on the wrong side of the road
Speaker 2: because they drive on the opposite.
Speaker 3: It's hard.
Speaker 2: He killed two people in a car and then a
Speaker 2: car company decides no admittiedly.
Speaker 3: How old was he when he did that.
Speaker 2: It was nineteen eighty seven, Oh man, I can't do
Speaker 2: the maths.
Speaker 3: Very young.
Speaker 2: Probably it was obviously post Ferris Bueller's day off houses.
Speaker 2: So he was charged with vehicular manslaughter and he could
Speaker 2: have got five years in prison. However, and this is all.
Speaker 3: After Ferris Bueller. Yeah, was it so after that.
Speaker 2: Movie there must have been must have been. The charges
Speaker 2: were later reduced. I think there's still what I gathered
Speaker 2: from my deep ish style, there's still some annoyance in
Speaker 2: Ireland about this, that the charges were reduced and he
Speaker 2: was fined one hundred and seventy five dollars. Yeah, give
Speaker 2: it a sound of.
Speaker 3: Feat that's his lawyer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's his lawyer and him, and it's JP. I
Speaker 2: don't think it even met her yet. How's that? And
Speaker 2: he was going out with Jennifer Gray, she was his
Speaker 2: girlfriend at the time. She's written about it in her
Speaker 2: memoir Out of the Corner.
Speaker 3: The name of the memoir, Yeah, out of the Corner.
Speaker 2: Yeah, baby, No one can put baby in the corner.
Speaker 3: Oh you know her story, don't you. No, she did,
Speaker 3: she fixed her and ended her career.
Speaker 2: That the whole story.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's it. That's the end. That's not as exciting
Speaker 3: as killing two people. But I mean wrong Joye in
Speaker 3: literally like why my campaign was twenty twelve, So this
Speaker 3: is very up to date with your deep dive here.
Speaker 2: Oh I thought he just did one.
Speaker 3: Hang on, please bring us things that are thirteen years old.
Speaker 2: That's even worse, he said, he's even close.
Speaker 3: You think people don't google anymore? I think.
Speaker 2: One of them sitting right in front of me. Whatever
Speaker 2: he did that campaign.
Speaker 3: We car campaign didn't google it? Did you?
Speaker 2: Why did I suddenly you think.
Speaker 3: It was now? Because I was thinking, while they're interested
Speaker 3: in him, now he's not interesting now.
Speaker 2: It couldn't have been.
Speaker 3: What year was the hangover, like twenty five, twenty twenty two,
Speaker 3: thousand and five.
Speaker 2: Or something happen. Hell, okay, let's ignore. Let's ignore.
Speaker 3: There's been another crash on this podka. Do you know
Speaker 3: what good she has that? I mean, that's pretty wild
Speaker 3: that you could.
Speaker 2: I say that there's no there's no date on here.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's pretty wild that your whole stick there
Speaker 3: was bagging out someone for doing what you just did.
Speaker 3: But no, I get it. I didn't remember. I did
Speaker 3: know that Caitlyn Jenner also is responsible for someone dying
Speaker 3: in a car.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right, and that was recent and.
Speaker 3: She's gotten away with that.
Speaker 2: She hasn't done a car campaign.
Speaker 3: No, she hasn't.
Speaker 2: You're right, she's going to put someone in a car
Speaker 2: campaign that has literally killed two people in a car.
Speaker 2: I don't care if that happened. When with Henry Ford.
Speaker 2: You can have it in any color except black. I
Speaker 2: don't care if it happened in the nineteen twenties. The
Speaker 2: point remains, it's a really strange thing to do.
Speaker 3: It's also the plot of Succession, the TV show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but does he do a car at No?
Speaker 3: But just it. It's the secret bubble and a bubbling along.
Speaker 2: Hey, yeah, I forgot the.
Speaker 3: Google feature that no one uses, that I always forget
Speaker 3: to use, and it is a life changer. You just
Speaker 3: need to know.
Speaker 2: That's too much French, by the way.
Speaker 3: I love that.
Speaker 2: I've never seen her in fact life. I don't even
Speaker 2: know that your mouth can go up at the corner
Speaker 2: two twelve.
Speaker 3: Oh no, the last time you saw that twenty and twelve.
Speaker 3: That's the last time you googled anything. You've got a
Speaker 3: hot tape on the y two K bug.
Speaker 2: You know what? It was never gonna happen.
Speaker 3: Okay, cook her up, thank you. There's a sound effect
Speaker 3: that will work. So the Google feature that no one
Speaker 3: ever uses, and you should use it, and I always
Speaker 3: forget about it. You open the Google app.
Speaker 2: How do you open the Google app?
Speaker 3: You just get the app? Google app, download app download
Speaker 3: Google got Google. Yeah, but the apps you need to
Speaker 3: do Safari. So you just opened the Google up.
Speaker 5: No, actually, I've got duck jun Okay, will it work
Speaker 5: with dak duckar whatever?
Speaker 3: Open Google? Why?
Speaker 2: Because they don't harvest your data?
Speaker 3: All right, thank you, thank you, fingers getting to work out,
Speaker 3: workout today. If you like the hat sash has got on,
Speaker 3: if you like that bottle, you just press that and
Speaker 3: it takes a photo of it and then brings it
Speaker 3: up where you buy it.
Speaker 2: Oh, I love that.
Speaker 3: That's it. I know that sounds really dumb and simple.
Speaker 3: You can't take a photo of a person. I can't
Speaker 3: buy it. You're wearing a plain blue top. You need
Speaker 3: a little bit more specific to you.
Speaker 2: So you're like, okay, all right, take these pants. This
Speaker 2: will taste yet, all right?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 2: Because these you get the okay microphone card.
Speaker 3: On, well, at least it will bring up something similar.
Speaker 2: All right, Okay, So here we go.
Speaker 3: I'm taking a photo, taking a photo of Kate's pants.
Speaker 3: They literally just came.
Speaker 2: Up and what are they? No, that's not then, but.
Speaker 3: They are identical to them, but very similar. So if
Speaker 3: you wanted those pants, you could easily buy any of
Speaker 3: these and it matches, right, No, what's the bottom that
Speaker 3: I had?
Speaker 2: What is it? They're very close? Yeah, but they're not
Speaker 2: the pants. Those three to three quarter ones are an abomination.
Speaker 3: Well, Google, don't lie, and I use that a lot.
Speaker 2: Wow, what's it called Google?
Speaker 3: There's a little square next to the search bar. Looks
Speaker 3: like a little camera.
Speaker 2: I say to you, showers will make a video, actually,
Speaker 2: and we'll put it up. Let's put a video up.
Speaker 3: I have another tip for you online shoppers, Online shoppers.
Speaker 2: I've got shoes.
Speaker 3: Hang on, I've just found something online. You want, find
Speaker 3: something your mind you want.
Speaker 2: I've got shoes that I ordered and I had to
Speaker 2: get them from Japan. I saw them in Japan. I
Speaker 2: couldn't get them to fit me because the biggest size
Speaker 2: in that country is thirty nine and I'm a forty.
Speaker 2: So I found them online. I got them delivered. I
Speaker 2: ordered a forty. But for some reason, they're like sideshow
Speaker 2: Bob size feet. They're so giant.
Speaker 3: Different countries, different numbers.
Speaker 2: No, but forties universal, forties universal. Now I can't return them.
Speaker 2: What are they going to do?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I can't help.
Speaker 2: Okay, proceed, Have you got a button for that?
Speaker 3: When you're when you're online shopping and you're looking at
Speaker 3: the product you want. Save the photo, like right click
Speaker 3: it or drag it out on your desktop, put that
Speaker 3: into search, and it brings up that product everywhere.
Speaker 2: With the lowest prime and I just.
Speaker 3: Look for look at all the prices.
Speaker 2: I don't know how to do any bad.
Speaker 3: Does that makes sense? I don't know how to do anything,
Speaker 3: so you will just be able to find where I.
Speaker 2: Don't have desktop. I don't have. This is my computer.
Speaker 3: In twenty twelve, my computer and I have an iPad.
Speaker 3: Uh huh, you can still there on the phone. I
Speaker 3: think save image.
Speaker 2: That, yeah, I do. That's patronizing. I don't want to
Speaker 2: know anything else about twenty twelve. By the way, you
Speaker 2: brought me a celebrity feud.
Speaker 3: I did from four four I know, and yeah, because
Speaker 3: it resolved two weeks ago. Let me say this to
Speaker 3: you in my defense back in the news.
Speaker 2: Matthew Rottery only finished spending the money from his Honda
Speaker 2: CRB campaign last week when he brought Sarah Jessica Parker
Speaker 2: another brownstone in New York.
Speaker 3: You know it's been a while, Kate. Four Secrets to
Speaker 3: Living Longer. Right, This isn't technically a secret to living longer.
Speaker 3: But a bunch of buckheads did send us this, and
Speaker 3: I did laugh because well, Hilda is her name? Hilda,
Speaker 3: and Hilda turn not our buckhead.
Speaker 2: No, no, Hilda. Mom and dad have an old German
Speaker 2: girlfriend whose name is Hilda.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's not her.
Speaker 2: No, she's also getting to live long.
Speaker 3: Could be her? Is she one hundred and five?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: No? Okay, Well this Hilda is one hundred and five
Speaker 3: from we'll find out.
Speaker 2: But to Derbyshire, I think.
Speaker 3: Okay, oh, an English helda Englishilda one hundred and five.
Speaker 3: Now I will make a generalization here, and I would
Speaker 3: say that one hundred and five year olds are probably
Speaker 3: a bit frail, would you think.
Speaker 2: I think you can. Absolutely we don't believe in being
Speaker 2: ages on this pod, but I think it a hundred
Speaker 2: and fun frail. You go, frail? Maybe some brittle bones, right,
Speaker 2: Maybe waking up in the morning you would always been
Speaker 2: let this day be my last? You know, it depends
Speaker 2: how robust you are striding into the future.
Speaker 3: Have just offended all our one hundred five five year
Speaker 3: old listeners?
Speaker 2: Okay, but maybe not. Maybe they're the exception that proves
Speaker 2: the rule. They're like I can't wait to see what
Speaker 2: this year holds. This is going to be the best
Speaker 2: year of my life.
Speaker 3: I would think if they were in my care, I
Speaker 3: would like to keep a cautious attitude to behaviors, events,
Speaker 3: activities that we plan for the one hundred and five
Speaker 3: years old.
Speaker 2: Perhaps that you're careful with them.
Speaker 3: Hilda turned one hundred and five. The nursing home gave
Speaker 3: her a rave for her birthday.
Speaker 2: Rave a rave, a dance some dim an.
Speaker 3: Ed m DJ fluro lights.
Speaker 2: Did she want it?
Speaker 3: Well, let's have listened to Hilda.
Speaker 2: Okay, she'll keep on going.
Speaker 3: That was the chaos that it was. The interview Hilda
Speaker 3: at the end about her ravening party at one hundred
Speaker 3: and five years old?
Speaker 2: Did you say you wanted to rave for not particularly
Speaker 2: enjoy every minute? Ah?
Speaker 3: My only question is why did they do it if
Speaker 3: you didn't ask for it?
Speaker 2: No, that's really weird.
Speaker 3: Not particularly No.
Speaker 2: Don't enjoy every minute of it.
Speaker 3: Maybe that's why, do you think so?
Speaker 2: Maybe because they knew the spirit of her was ravy. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and she wouldn't even know that she enjoyed every minute in.
Speaker 3: Her first rave.
Speaker 2: I find indecent and I never want to see it.
Speaker 2: Here we go, you know, on the news where they've
Speaker 2: brought you death to spare, destruction, decay, depression, and then
Speaker 2: at the end they tried to cheer you up.
Speaker 3: With the cat stuck up the tree, dog on a surfboard.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then they're like and then night night everybody
Speaker 2: leaving people cata tonic with grief in the fetal position,
Speaker 2: and they've just said, oh, they make a little pun
Speaker 2: or the weather man got a little something right. Sometimes
Speaker 2: those stories are about the oldest people in the world
Speaker 2: have gone skydiving.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 2: I'm not on board.
Speaker 3: I'm not young people skydiving.
Speaker 2: No, but particularly be aged.
Speaker 3: Get Hilda down from there.
Speaker 2: I don't. And I'm worried now about Hilda because the
Speaker 2: people that will force her into a rave against her
Speaker 2: will are the same people that would put her on
Speaker 2: a cessna flying over an open powder and give her
Speaker 2: a little take off that floronet sound.
Speaker 3: It's time to put on the parachute. You're getting in
Speaker 3: the plane.
Speaker 2: I don't like it, but I love her.
Speaker 3: We love Hilda.
Speaker 2: I love you, Hilda.
Speaker 3: I have a too old a rave, but God unbucked
Speaker 3: I am so but love you.
Speaker 2: I feel like it's twenty and twelve, when we were
Speaker 2: at the cusp of everything positive. What Yeah, except for
Speaker 2: some of us who had murder on their minds. The
Speaker 2: buck Up podcast is hosted by me, Kate Langbrook and
Speaker 2: him Nathan Valvo. It's produced by the brilliant Sasha French
Speaker 2: Audio and sound by the magnificent Jack Lawrence you might
Speaker 2: call him Jack. And Dom Evans. Oh We're lucky.