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Speaker 1: This is Will and Woody.

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Speaker 2: Okay, guys, it's Monday afternoon. If you hear the end

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Speaker 2: of the show, I think it's Friday afternoons. That's a

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Speaker 2: tragic moment on the airwaves that you can stick around for.

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Speaker 3: That's probably one of the saddest things that can happen,

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Speaker 3: thinking it's Friday and it's actually Monday.

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Speaker 2: Well think it's thinking thinking it's a Thursday, thinking it's

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Speaker 2: a Friday. It's a Thursday. Oh well, yeah, you get

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Speaker 2: over that. God, God, is it Friday already? Is it

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Speaker 2: Friday already? I thought it was Friday on Monday. Happened

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Speaker 2: live on air. Nearly cried, Yeah, cried, but we stopped anyway. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I thought I saw your holding makes That happens a

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Speaker 2: little bit later on, right after you hear about Woods

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Speaker 2: passing the gravy with his new squeeze Joeline on a

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Speaker 2: couch and getting bumped in on in on, walked in on,

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Speaker 2: walked in on.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, by my older brother. Do you think

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Speaker 3: it was too brazen of me.

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Speaker 2: To be having sex in the communal living room, Well,

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Speaker 2: yeah I didn't. In the other housemates there we were,

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Speaker 2: we weren't having positive double teas on that one. Would

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Speaker 2: you like to go to the jurieserve? No, no, no,

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Speaker 2: no need for a jury. There's more details. I don't

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Speaker 2: think we need does not rest. I don't think we

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Speaker 2: need more details.

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Speaker 3: The defense will say that I had sent a text

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Speaker 3: to Tom and I said, mate.

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Speaker 2: Upstairs, I'm to about to get into the horizontal tango

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Speaker 2: on our couch downstairs. Stay away.

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Speaker 3: Also, it wasn't going the full the full honk. It

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Speaker 3: was just the full honk yea. I was even talking

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Speaker 2: I was just we were just kissing. We're just kissing, okay, passion.

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Speaker 2: She had to frog off you leap frog, she leap frog, Joel?

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Speaker 2: Was it too brazen? Button Bush?

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Speaker 4: And Joel I was actually going to say, you want

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Speaker 4: to stick around for that part of the podcast to

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Speaker 4: listen to how Wood. He describes someone getting away from

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Speaker 4: you when you're in a compromise position.

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Speaker 2: What did you call it?

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Speaker 5: Again?

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Speaker 2: I got tangled with my words. You said she had

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because because she had to leap from what my

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Speaker 3: intention is, she had to leap frog off me.

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Speaker 2: But it sounded weird. She had to frog off, frog off,

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Speaker 2: she frogged she she frogged off you. She frogged herself.

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Speaker 3: She frog and then I said she flew a meter,

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Speaker 3: so she fed up and then flew pretty wild chat.

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Speaker 2: Did hear us dance around that? Obviously knowing that it's

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Speaker 2: going to be a PC chat? That was interesting year.

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Speaker 2: I want small talk, you want small talk with a

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Speaker 2: pretty amazing factor. Also giving something else from that phone

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Speaker 2: topic that happened a little bit later on, which is

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Speaker 2: that somebody that I used to babysit called up to

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Speaker 2: tell us a sex story that had shiel. I felt

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Speaker 2: like I felt like a parent. I felt like a

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Speaker 2: parent who let their child down. I mean whatever her

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Speaker 2: name was, Georgia. Georgia called the show to tell us

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Speaker 2: that I used to babysitter and then proceeded to tell

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Speaker 2: us about it time when she got caught hooking up

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Speaker 2: And I feel like I let it down. I want

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Speaker 2: your how many nights I looked after her for? But

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Speaker 2: remember her name? So no, that's right. Well, you know,

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Speaker 2: so I was going to get me through school. He

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Speaker 2: honestly babysitting, Jude I did. I would babysit three or

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Speaker 2: Was because I went on French Exchange. I had to

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Speaker 2: pay my own exchange programs, so I put out flyers.

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Speaker 2: I was actually I would take I'd be like, well,

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Speaker 2: have you got anything I do any kids? I do

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Speaker 2: kids from infants all the way up to you know,

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Speaker 2: well she was seventeen when I baby sat her in

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Speaker 2: her formative years. Because he's just throwing tuition as well. Joel, Well,

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Speaker 2: yeah it was. That was part of the deal.

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Speaker 3: You're amazing children book series and Recondit club, he baby said, major.

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Speaker 2: I've been doing it for ten years. Yeah, carries on. Anyway,

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Speaker 2: we get a twenty year old concrete on whose name

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Speaker 2: is Dan Andrews to come on and pretend to be

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Speaker 2: the premiere and ask other people's answer the people's questions.

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Speaker 2: I still haven't decided whether that is whether that was

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Speaker 2: just one of the most bizarre, absurd things I've ever heard,

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Speaker 2: or whether that is comic genius. I'm not sure yet.

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Speaker 2: Comment You guys will have to figure that out for yourself.

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Speaker 2: Comment on the podcast let us know a moment when

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Speaker 2: he called himself something outrageous, which I hope will we

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Speaker 2: keep that in the podcast, I don't know, do we

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Speaker 2: Outside the podcast, you guys can enjoy that. I also

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Speaker 2: get the porn chat from my dad. That was weird.

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Speaker 2: This was a wild show. Yes, there was an incredible

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Speaker 2: gear in there isn't there. My dad never had the

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Speaker 2: chat with me about And then you told your dad

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Speaker 2: live on air that you once found his porn Max

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Speaker 2: so I mean, and then dad tried to a surprise

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Speaker 2: Come on dad, Hey you brother.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, that's twice that your older brothers come up with

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Speaker 6: the show and both of you used to escape.

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Speaker 2: Guy, poor Tom, that'duff. If you're listening, Tom, I'm a fan.

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Speaker 2: I'll baby sit you. We're going to get out of here. Guys,

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Speaker 2: enjoy the podcast. Enjoy the podcast. Before we get out

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Speaker 2: of here though, Speaking of the porn stuff, Joel told

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Speaker 2: us that he once had a sack, a garbage bag

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Speaker 2: full of VCR tapes.

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Speaker 4: That is, you can't wrap up the podcast that it

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Speaker 4: needs more content.

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Speaker 2: You have two kids.

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Speaker 1: It was.

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Speaker 2: A v tape VH sorry yeah, VHS tapes. I mean,

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Speaker 2: what sort of a racket were you running there.

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Speaker 4: I had a grunny flat behind my parents' house and

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Speaker 4: a friend of mine had this bag, large bag of yeah,

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Speaker 4: garbage bag. Needed a place to hide them, so brought

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Speaker 4: them to my house and said, mate, I can't get

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Speaker 2: And so you hit them in my room. My mom

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Speaker 2: found them the next day. So I got caught, which

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Speaker 2: your mom found the inconspicuous garbage bag full of that

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Speaker 2: to your mother like, no, they're not mine, they're my friends.

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Speaker 2: I'm hiding them for him.

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Speaker 1: Bag.

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Speaker 2: God, times have changed. I mean, these days you can

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Speaker 2: just hand your USB and you can check it in

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Speaker 2: your top draw. No one think to think of it.

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Speaker 6: You may as well just put a big roadside above it.

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Speaker 6: Secrets conuous.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, Porn's got easier for kids. But

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Speaker 3: One title of one of the old pornos, Joel. I

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Speaker 3: think it was Debbie does Dallas.

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Speaker 2: The original on VHS.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there was a collector's edition Wow director's cut from.

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Speaker 2: Four Casewell and Mody on Monday Afternoon thanks to many bank.

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Speaker 2: The wards give it of a saucy area to kick

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Speaker 2: things off. I've sort of misled you a little bit.

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Speaker 2: It's not super saucy.

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Speaker 3: Our friends across the pond, New Zealand have created quite

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Speaker 3: a brilliant ad on porn safety. Okay, so I sort

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Speaker 3: of paint the picture for everyone. In this ad, two

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Speaker 3: nude porn stars rock up at a family home. Yep,

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Speaker 3: they knock on the door. A mother answers the door,

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Speaker 3: and the porn stars so this.

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Speaker 7: Oh yeah, I'm Sue, this is Derek.

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Speaker 8: We're here because your son just looked us up online,

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Speaker 8: you know, to watch us.

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Speaker 1: Matt Matt Darling this and people here to see you.

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Speaker 2: So he watches you online.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, on his laptop, I PlayStation, his phone,

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Speaker 3: your phone, my TV projector Yeah.

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Speaker 8: Anyway, we usually performed for adults, but your son's just

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Speaker 8: a kid. He might not know how relationships actually work.

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Speaker 3: Brilliant, really brilliant way to get the message out there

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Speaker 3: that I think parents probably need to be having the

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Speaker 3: porn chat with their kids.

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Speaker 2: What is the porn chat?

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Speaker 1: Mmm?

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Speaker 2: Great question. I wanted to ask you.

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Speaker 5: That.

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Speaker 3: Did you ever have a porn chat with your parents

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Speaker 3: and they give you not really, they didn't do that.

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Speaker 2: No, Okay, I mean, like I think my mom basically

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Speaker 2: just said to me, don't look up dodgy stuff on

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Speaker 2: that was in the age of dial up sure, and

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Speaker 2: download it. And also you'd interrupt your mum's phone call

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Speaker 2: to her sister on the other side of the country.

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Speaker 2: So like everybody knew very quickly what was going on.

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Speaker 2: So I didn't have the anxit like you heard on

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Speaker 2: the ad there. You know, they can watch it on

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Speaker 2: on you know, watch that sort of gear, I'm terrified

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Speaker 2: of seventy five percent of it. Yeah, it gets dark. Well,

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Speaker 2: it just gets it just gets intense. You're just like, WHOA,

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Speaker 2: I don't even know that was a thing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, So I thought, like I've think from your answer, Will,

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Speaker 3: I think these are changing.

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Speaker 2: Times have change. I think you and I didn't have

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Speaker 2: was just don't bloody do that. Yeah, that's you know,

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Speaker 2: for you know, for the fact that largely you're interrupting

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Speaker 2: But now it's almost inevitable that they're going to see it.

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Speaker 2: So I feel like the conversation needs to be restructured

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Speaker 2: from it don't do it to a And I think

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Speaker 2: that's what they're getting out in the ad. What you're

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Speaker 6: You know.

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Speaker 2: What you're watching is you know, something of a thing

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Speaker 2: but it's not actually an accurate representation of how things

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Speaker 3: It's scary if kids would think kids are watching this

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Speaker 3: and that's the only sex education they're getting, and they're thinking, oh,

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Speaker 3: that's how it works.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, newsflash. Step parents don't hit on their kids no

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Speaker 2: as frequently as they might on the computer.

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Speaker 3: And sometimes the cleaner just does their job. I'm really

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Speaker 3: I'm really curious how to hear from some parents here.

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Speaker 3: It's a different world right now. Thirteen one oh sixty

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Speaker 3: five is our number.

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Speaker 2: Parents. Have you had the porn chat with your kids.

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Speaker 2: Are you thinking about it?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, and how are you planning on going about

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Speaker 3: it as well? I think a whole bunch of parents

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Speaker 3: could help other parents out here, because there might be

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Speaker 3: parents who are listening to us right now who haven't

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Speaker 3: had the chat. If you've done it and you've bloody

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Speaker 3: nailed it thirteen one oh.

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Speaker 2: Six five whatever that means, I would love to hear that. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: But to be fair well brilliantly addressed as all ways

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Speaker 7: Oh yeah, I'm Sue.

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Speaker 8: This is Derek we're here because your son just looked

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Speaker 1: Matt, Matt Darling, this some people here to see you.

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Speaker 2: So he watches you online.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, you know, on his laptop.

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Speaker 6: I had PlayStation, his phone, your phone, my TV projector.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, anyway, we usually performed for adults, but your son's

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Speaker 3: Have you had one of these porn chants? And how

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Speaker 3: Collette here. Collette, you've had the chat with your daughter? Yes,

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Speaker 9: It's not real.

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Speaker 3: You start watching it like, oh, the dangers that you

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Speaker 3: We're talking about the porn chat that parents have with

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Speaker 12: But can I just say, Beth Wiss the years and

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Speaker 12: Oh you know, do you know what I love most? You

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Speaker 13: What I did was I said, look, I've had a

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Speaker 12: That our internet is under surveillance.

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Speaker 12: Because they've got a dodgy mother.

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Speaker 3: Him though the detective of porn has done a partners

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Speaker 3: we've got Trendsi in our trends mate.

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Speaker 2: Talking about the porn chat.

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Speaker 14: You, Well, I had a bit of an awkward one.

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Speaker 15: I was very very We've caught you.

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Speaker 14: Out sort of having a look at it, and I've gone,

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Speaker 3: It sounds like I actually found my dad's magazines. Did

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Did you have a chat with your dad about it? No?

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Speaker 3: No similar reasons to you now. Yeah, I think I'm

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Speaker 2: When we start playing the song that he committed to

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Speaker 2: it out. I'm an adult. He's keen to come on

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Speaker 2: the show, you know normally is maybe he can call

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Speaker 2: That's Kiseller Mondy on a Monday. Check your reminder five

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Speaker 2: What we're talking about the pawn chat because the Key

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Speaker 7: Oh yeah, I'm Sue.

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Speaker 8: This is Derek. We're here because your son just looked

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Speaker 1: Matt, Matt Darling, this a people here to see you.

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Speaker 2: All right, So horror story for the kid there, But

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Speaker 2: you and I were talking about people these days having

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Speaker 3: Yes, but I'm now thirty one years old, so I

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Speaker 2: We've missed the window. Well, we've got your dad on

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Speaker 15: Gay Dad, what's happening.

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Speaker 3: Ah, Well, I'm not a lot, but we're just talking

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Speaker 2: Dad. Good. Actually, I was just saying that he found

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Speaker 15: I know it's a problem because it was a collector's item, and.

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Speaker 2: You know, you know it was funny.

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Speaker 3: We've never talked about this, but it was on top

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Speaker 15: Come again.

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Speaker 5: Well, you're quite right.

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Speaker 15: I left it to because you know, just as you know,

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Speaker 2: Thank you very much. Dad, really appreciate the confident from

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Speaker 15: Yes, so we yes, we missed that oportuity. So Dad's

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Speaker 2: I thought you were going to say to all the

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Speaker 2: be a little bit too much enjoyment going on. She's

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Speaker 2: no Jafar, She's no Jafar. Wow, that's evil, isn't it.

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Speaker 2: He's from Aladdin, isn't he? He is He's the villain

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Speaker 2: in Aladdin.

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Speaker 9: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So I was thinking as I was looking for more

445
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Speaker 2: of these evil laughs. I couldn't help but think to myself,

446
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Speaker 2: do you think that laughing evilly as a prerequisite to

447
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Speaker 2: getting the gig as the Disney villain? Definitely? Do you

448
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Speaker 2: reckon on even read a few lines. I don't give

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Speaker 2: us you worse laugh one that would be number one,

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Speaker 2: That would be do your evil laugh first. I can't

451
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Speaker 2: get that. Don't bother with the rest of your Additionally,

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Speaker 2: true is it's such a big part of being a villain.

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Speaker 2: I've got another one for you. Ever said this Margaret Thatcher? No,

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Speaker 2: I think she. I think she played Kroela Deville, So

455
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Speaker 2: you've now that that was Coela Deville from very famously terrifyingly.

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Speaker 2: He's another one for you. He led the joke is

457
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Speaker 2: the joker. But look it's over to you guys right

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Speaker 2: now thirty one and six y five. Do you think

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Speaker 2: you have an evil laugh? I'd love to hear from you.

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Speaker 2: Maybe maybe you just want to give it a crack. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: A bit of a test that makes will it's kiss

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Speaker 2: on a Monday past? Hat's kiss? Well? And whatdy? Thanks

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Speaker 2: to METI Bank bit of fun here on a Monday afternoon.

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Speaker 2: Wondering if anybody thinks that they've got an evil laugh

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Speaker 2: on thirteen and one oh six five? Do you have one? No? No,

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Speaker 2: I don't. Actually I'm trying to do one as part

467
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Speaker 2: of your Milky bar Kid video that's on our Instagram. Willen,

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Speaker 2: what are your pitch video to be the new Milky Back?

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Speaker 2: Ye couldn't do it, so we had to put an

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Speaker 2: evil laugh over mine? Is that what we did? Even

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Speaker 2: like faking an evil laugh is quite hard. This is

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Speaker 2: Angela from Big Brother last night, and I feel like

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Speaker 2: they produced, like, you know, be a bit evil. It's tough.

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Speaker 2: It's really really tough. Doctor Evil.

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Speaker 14: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Classic, he's got a good one. He's got a good

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Speaker 2: evil laugh. Go go to Ruby. You're Ruby, You're ten

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Speaker 2: years old? Hello Ruby? Okay, So Ruby, the wa The

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Speaker 2: way we're going to do this is we're going to

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Speaker 2: try and give you a line, and we're going to

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Speaker 2: try and say something to you, and we want you

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Speaker 2: to try and say something evil before doing your evil laugh,

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Speaker 2: because that's the way that it works normally. So maybe

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Speaker 2: I'll say something to you and then you give me

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Speaker 2: your evil line and then your evil laugh. Okay, okay, Okay,

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Speaker 2: here we go. What about if I said, hey, hey, Ruby,

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Speaker 2: Mom's coming over with some of her, and she's going

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Speaker 2: to bring over some flowers.

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Speaker 17: Oh well, I actually got the dogs to prove on

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Speaker 17: the flowers.

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Speaker 2: Still going ruby and hell, well, I can't believe you're

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Speaker 2: gonna do that to the flowers. That's that's that's gross

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Speaker 2: to great work for you make great Disney villain. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: we've got a lot of Dylan here on thirty one

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Speaker 2: O six five. Good Dylan, Yeah, good mate. So you

496
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Speaker 2: think you've got a good evil laugh? Oh yeah, okay,

497
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Speaker 2: all right, okay. So what I'll do again is I

498
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Speaker 2: just got to think of something relatively innocent to say,

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Speaker 2: because that's what good evil people do. And then you've

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Speaker 2: got to you've got to give me an evil line

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Speaker 2: into your evil laugh. So it's innocent, all right. Talk

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Speaker 2: about puppies. Yeah, how about this, Dylan? Oh Dylan, just

503
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Speaker 2: so you know, I just gave a gorgeous new puppy

504
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Speaker 2: a bath. It's actually a mud bus.

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Speaker 1: Deal.

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Speaker 2: Pretty good was the line. So it was actually a

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Speaker 2: mud bar Dylan. Oh my god, it was going, we've

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Speaker 2: got another kid here, will. This is very exciting. Hi tiya,

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Speaker 2: hi Nat. You think you've got a good evil laugh?

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Speaker 9: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Okay, you sound very cute and adorable to start off.

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Speaker 3: So I'm very curious about your evil laugh. Have you

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Speaker 3: got another nice line?

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Speaker 14: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, so remember you've just got to say something

516
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Speaker 2: evil and then deliver your evil laugh. Okay you ready,

517
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Speaker 2: okay the line? Ah? Okay, Hey, Tia, I just tried

518
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Speaker 2: some of your orange and poppy seed muffins earlier today.

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Speaker 18: I made the muffins in the dogs ball.

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Speaker 2: Very good. Well, thanks for coming on the show. It's

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Speaker 2: very you give us one more to go into the traffic?

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Speaker 2: Can you give us one more to go into the traffic?

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Speaker 2: Go for?

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Speaker 18: He was.

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Speaker 6: Small talks right up next the chance to be signing

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Speaker 6: with Son's Desk God, kiss whiling?

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Speaker 2: What are you on Monday podcasting? He's kiss willing? What

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Speaker 2: he thanks to medi Bank on Monday. We're just a

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Speaker 2: whisker away from Australia's Easiest Quiz. But in the meantime,

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Speaker 2: if you've got good small talk, you win. Australian Radio

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Speaker 2: is greatest prize. You Australia's best small talker. Just got

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Speaker 2: to crack into your small talk.

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Speaker 3: The best one, as you said, will goes home with

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Speaker 3: an outstanding prize.

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Speaker 2: We've got Judy here, Judy crack in Ah.

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Speaker 5: My daughter was the mcflaurry chick on the Australia mcflurry

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Speaker 5: at the first STAD that came out.

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Speaker 2: He did get straight into it wasn't good small talk though.

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Speaker 2: We've got Brody on thirty one and sixty five, Brodie,

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Speaker 2: what's your small talk?

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Speaker 9: All right? Boys?

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Speaker 12: So you don't act we wash your hands, your hands

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Speaker 12: washes washing themselves and you're.

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Speaker 9: Just walking out.

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Speaker 2: He's gone for something witty inspiring. He missed it though,

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Speaker 2: didn't he He missed it, but I think he was

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Speaker 2: onto something warm. You don't wash your hands, your hands

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Speaker 2: wash themselves. Yeah, I'm sure it makes sense because I

549
00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:20,639
Speaker 2: mean famously about its famously someone one small talk a

550
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Speaker 2: couple of weeks ago, the best small talk with the herd,

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Speaker 2: which was the one around the bedroom. When you get

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Speaker 2: a bigger bed, you get more bedroom but less bedroom. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's genius. That was That was that was really good

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Speaker 2: gear And I feel like Brodie heard that trying to

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Speaker 2: mimic it and just lied to us. On third what's

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Speaker 2: your spot talk?

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Speaker 9: If you've got webbed feet, have you got one giant

558
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Speaker 9: toe or have you got multiple toes?

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Speaker 2: You've got multiple toes obviously you got webbed feet. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: if you had.

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Speaker 3: If a person has no toes, they have one.

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Speaker 2: Basically, let's go to Ella. Actually got a huge toenail

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Speaker 2: at the end of your foot? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Is that? Is that a thing?

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't have thought, so would neither have. I've got

566
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Speaker 2: one to throw in there, will if you don't mind.

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Speaker 3: In ancient Greece, escorts used to wear sandals that in

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Speaker 3: printed follow me in the ground to advertise their services.

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Speaker 2: That's good, small too.

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Speaker 3: Isn't that amazing? Isn't that incredible? Obviously because it was out,

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Speaker 3: it was illegal.

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Speaker 2: We've got Ella here on thirty one six five. Don't

573
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Speaker 2: ruin it. Sorry, what's your small talk?

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Speaker 6: Ella?

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Speaker 5: So I'm born on my dad's birthday and my brother's

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Speaker 5: one of my mom's birthday and all the cant and.

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Speaker 2: I'm away? Is it small small talk with a man

578
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Speaker 2: of ancient Greek escort gear? What do I go home with?

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Speaker 2: Great question?

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Speaker 3: I'm going hard with the Yeah, the Kobe jammers headphones.

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Speaker 2: With a headphones, which is very exciting, and of pickles,

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Speaker 2: beautiful stuff. Thank you, Beja. We're gonna go, well, big

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Speaker 2: Joe picture, We're going to go. When you go to

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Speaker 2: the news. Guys standing the other side of the Australia

585
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Speaker 2: Is Easiest Quiz chance in five hundred bucks perm Miranda

586
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Speaker 2: will tell you all about it. Yeah, good after know

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Speaker 2: and everyone it's well on what on your Monday? Is

588
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Speaker 2: still an hour to go here before Cole and Jack

589
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Speaker 2: take over the studio Every single days at five o'clock

590
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Speaker 2: we've got five hundred bucks to give away with Australia's

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Speaker 2: Easiest Quiz. Today we've got Alex.

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Speaker 3: Alex, there are thirty seconds on the clock. You've got

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Speaker 3: to get ten questions right. You can pass on any

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Speaker 3: question and we have to take your first answer first.

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Speaker 2: How we feel an ow.

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Speaker 3: That's all right, that's a right. Everyone feels nervous. It's

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Speaker 3: totally normal.

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Speaker 2: Just listen to the question and answer the question speeds

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Speaker 2: the key will let's do this sounds easy. It's Goodvine.

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Speaker 2: It was good advice. I mean I think it's I mean,

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Speaker 2: it's harder than that, isn't that? No, it's not. It's

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Speaker 2: simp it's not. But I mean if everybody followed that,

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Speaker 2: we'd have winners every week. Woods should stop giving such

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Speaker 2: good advice. No, it's the heat. It's the pressure. The

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Speaker 2: pressure but our good luck to your thirty seconds on

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Speaker 2: the clock. Ten questions is all you need to you? Ready, ready? Okay?

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Speaker 2: What day was it yesterday? Sunday? What time is it

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Speaker 2: right now? What's the second last digit of your phone number?

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Speaker 12: Nine?

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Speaker 2: What's the capital of New Zealand? What's ten plus ten

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Speaker 2: minus ten zero? What's Prince Harry's brother Prince Harry's brother's name?

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Speaker 2: Who painted the Mona Lisa.

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Speaker 18: Mona Lisa, Mona Lisa?

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Speaker 6: What's what's moor to the Australian Boomer's play.

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Speaker 2: Afla. You haven't got there, out, you haven't got there.

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Speaker 3: And I think the one question we all want to

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Speaker 3: go back to is who painted the Mona Lisa?

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Speaker 2: Did you say Picasso Mona Lisa self portrait? Mortally is No,

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Speaker 2: that was incorrect. It was actually Da Vinci.

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Speaker 3: The only other one you got wrong was ten plus

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Speaker 3: ten minters ten is actually ten, not zero, which he

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Speaker 3: tried to come back to.

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Speaker 2: Look, it was all right, It wasn't too bad, Alex.

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Speaker 2: Come on, it was pretty shocking. Okay, you were shocking, hey, Alex.

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Speaker 3: Been a lot of news at the moment about Victoria

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Speaker 3: letting us all down with the whole Corona pandemic.

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Speaker 2: A couple of cases popping up there is that making

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Speaker 2: you mad?

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Speaker 12: Really mad?

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Speaker 18: My sister got engaged, Yestery and go there. I'm I

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Speaker 18: might not be able to go there and visit Bloody

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Speaker 18: stoped it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Bloody Victoria.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna be talking about it more up next, and

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Speaker 3: we're going to be joined by the We're gonna be joined.

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Speaker 2: By Dan Andrews. Huge Dan Andrews on the show right

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Speaker 2: up next, kiss Well and what are you on a

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Speaker 2: Monday afternoon. I hope everyone's having a wonderful drive home

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Speaker 2: Bad back Yard podcasting. Hey, it's kissing Well and Wodie.

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Speaker 2: Thanks to many bank This safter and I hope everyone's

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Speaker 2: having a wonderful drive home. Woods Victoria Dated Victoria is

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Speaker 2: currently getting accused of ruining the easing of restrictions for

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Speaker 2: the rest of Australia.

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Speaker 16: Victoria at Sipping Point police ramping up enforcement of restrictions,

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Speaker 16: with six schools shut down for deep cleaning, went to

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Speaker 16: get aways at risk, with other states on edge about

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Speaker 16: letting Victorians in Connor McKenna facing an AFL investigation over

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Speaker 16: a possible breach of COVID protocols.

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Speaker 2: It's a shame that Connor got in there. He's a

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Speaker 2: buddy legend. Bad luck to Connor anyway, look Woods, naturally,

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Speaker 2: in response to that level of fury really across the country,

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Speaker 2: we'd get the premiere on to defend his state, or

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Speaker 2: at least just you know, chanswer to be a mouthpiece

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Speaker 2: for the state. So if you new to this show

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Speaker 2: or any if you're old at this show, you know

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Speaker 2: that's never going to happen. So we instead searched Facebook

657
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Speaker 2: for a Victorian with the name of Dan Andrews.

658
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Speaker 3: I actually thought there was a chance we were going

659
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Speaker 3: to find the Premier on Facebook.

660
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Speaker 2: Yeah.

661
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:02,360
Speaker 3: I went in with the best intentions there that I'll

662
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:03,840
Speaker 3: just befriend him on Facebook.

663
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:05,840
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well we couldn't find him in the end. But

664
00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:08,279
Speaker 2: what we have got though, what we have got as

665
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:13,200
Speaker 2: an alternative is a Victorian concrete by the name of

666
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Speaker 2: Danny Andrews. Danny, Oh, how you Danny? Can you talk

667
00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:23,759
Speaker 2: again for me? Mate?

668
00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:28,359
Speaker 3: So guys, Danny, how do you feel about stepping in

669
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:32,000
Speaker 3: and being the acting Victorian Premier for us?

670
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:32,400
Speaker 2: Danny?

671
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:35,160
Speaker 15: Oh, you know it was not a natural role.

672
00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:40,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, born for it, Danny. So quick statement from you

673
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:42,640
Speaker 3: before we kick things off. You know, how are you feeling?

674
00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:44,160
Speaker 3: I mean, what the message do you have for the

675
00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:46,520
Speaker 3: rest of Australia on Victoria really dropping the ball there

676
00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:47,080
Speaker 3: with Corona.

677
00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:52,440
Speaker 19: Oh look, guys, look forward and look to the best.

678
00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:56,560
Speaker 19: But a bit while until we get back.

679
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:59,600
Speaker 12: On all the PUDs pubs will be closed.

680
00:35:01,719 --> 00:35:06,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, great answer. It's going to be a little bit wild.

681
00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:12,640
Speaker 2: And then you mentioned right, he's what we want to do.

682
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:14,920
Speaker 2: So look, Danny's Danny. You're having to stay on the

683
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:18,920
Speaker 2: phone for us. Okay, beautiful. So Danny's anthing premier right now.

684
00:35:19,239 --> 00:35:21,160
Speaker 2: We understand that there's a load of people that is

685
00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:23,279
Speaker 2: obviously there's a national show. Was those people in all

686
00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:26,080
Speaker 2: all the other states that are furious at Victoria Right

687
00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:28,600
Speaker 2: now you need escapegoat, You need somebody to answer your

688
00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:32,920
Speaker 2: questions about Victoria. Look, thirteen one oh sixty five is

689
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:35,600
Speaker 2: our phone number here on Willem Woody if you'd like

690
00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:38,799
Speaker 2: to have a crack at the premiere. We haven't got him.

691
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:41,120
Speaker 2: We have a twenty year old concrete in his place

692
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:43,399
Speaker 2: with the same name. But he's willing to take up

693
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:47,200
Speaker 2: that that mantle, which is crazy, it's outrageous. But he's

694
00:35:47,239 --> 00:35:49,200
Speaker 2: Danny's great. He is a buddy legend and we're looking

695
00:35:49,239 --> 00:35:51,080
Speaker 2: forward to this up next. So thirty one O six five.

696
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:55,160
Speaker 6: If you're angry at Victoria for the way this is unfolded, give.

697
00:35:55,080 --> 00:36:00,760
Speaker 2: Us a call. Willam Woody podcasting now ks and will Mudy, Hey,

698
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:02,640
Speaker 2: thanks to medi banking the stuff. Don't hope everyone's having

699
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:06,719
Speaker 2: a great Monday, Woods. Everybody's accusing Victoria of kicking off

700
00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:10,799
Speaker 2: a second wave in Australia of COVID nineteen and look

701
00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:15,520
Speaker 2: this has got immediate consequences. Wa Is saying they're going

702
00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:17,920
Speaker 2: to keep their borders closed, giving them Victoria cooked it.

703
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:20,920
Speaker 2: Queensland's doing the same thing. Obviously they're the two warmest

704
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:25,640
Speaker 2: holiday destinations as a result, New Zealand saying well, we're

705
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:28,160
Speaker 2: not allowing people to come over there until Queensland opens up.

706
00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:30,840
Speaker 2: So I mean like in a lot of ways, Victoria

707
00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:35,880
Speaker 2: has cooked it for everybody, and naturally, in order to

708
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:39,080
Speaker 2: respond to these issues and address all of this, we've

709
00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:42,960
Speaker 2: got Dan Andrews on the phone. He joins, right now,

710
00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:47,640
Speaker 2: welcome back, Dan, love it to have you on hand. Hey, guys, Danny.

711
00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:51,160
Speaker 3: Again, Yes it is, and you can probably tell from

712
00:36:51,160 --> 00:36:55,240
Speaker 3: that response it's not actually the Victorian premiere Dan Andrews.

713
00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:56,399
Speaker 2: We couldn't get onto him.

714
00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:58,720
Speaker 3: He didn't get back to our calls, but we found

715
00:36:58,719 --> 00:37:01,680
Speaker 3: on Facebook a Danny Andrews, who's a twenty year old

716
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:02,840
Speaker 3: concreteor from Victoria.

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00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:06,960
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, so I am.

718
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:10,640
Speaker 2: Yes, yes you are, Danny. Now the people and the

719
00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:13,800
Speaker 2: people are buying for blood Woods, and we thought that

720
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:17,120
Speaker 2: would give them an opportunity to vent their frustrations as

721
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:20,520
Speaker 2: just how Victoria's handled the situation. Danny's willing to come

722
00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:22,640
Speaker 2: on and be that escape goat and try and respond

723
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:24,880
Speaker 2: as best as you can to everybody's concerns about the

724
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:27,560
Speaker 2: second wave in Victoria. So let's kick it off with

725
00:37:27,719 --> 00:37:31,400
Speaker 2: Alex here from New South Wales. Alex you you we

726
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:33,840
Speaker 2: we just had you on from the quiz. You've stayed

727
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:35,400
Speaker 2: on to give Danny a bit of a rinse.

728
00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:38,759
Speaker 18: Yeah, I'm even angrier because I lost the quiz, so

729
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:40,000
Speaker 18: now I'm just going to give it to humans.

730
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:43,480
Speaker 2: Well okay, all right, Danny, see if you can respond best. Alex.

731
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:45,839
Speaker 2: What why are you angry at Victoria for the second wave?

732
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Speaker 15: Okay?

733
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:50,920
Speaker 18: I waited eight years for my sister to get engaged.

734
00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:55,640
Speaker 18: She really got engaged yesterday and Victoria with a Victorian

735
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Speaker 18: fonce and I'm probably not going to be able to

736
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Speaker 18: visit now.

737
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Speaker 2: Danny. Look, I can't help it, but Victoria has done

738
00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:09,640
Speaker 2: it to itself.

739
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:12,040
Speaker 20: But I try and help out, but.

740
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:15,080
Speaker 15: No one listens. I all think I'm a cockhead.

741
00:38:15,719 --> 00:38:20,200
Speaker 2: Oh okay, Danny, I think that. Thanks that, mate, Thanks, thanks,

742
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:23,759
Speaker 2: thanks Alex. Now, No, he's just responding as best as

743
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:27,600
Speaker 2: you can, as you Danny, uh and caving language a

744
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:29,200
Speaker 2: pc as we can. Is that all right?

745
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:29,799
Speaker 12: Oh?

746
00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:34,920
Speaker 2: Yes, that's I mean, that's what comes when you put

747
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:36,840
Speaker 2: a twenty year old concrete love on the radio. But

748
00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:42,680
Speaker 2: we've got Mark here. Mark, You've got to complain. I

749
00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:46,360
Speaker 2: certainly do about Victoria. What have you got for Danny Andrews?

750
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:53,680
Speaker 19: Mark, you man, Danny the prick from Victoria million million

751
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:57,080
Speaker 19: ten mates have just played deposits, well, the snowfields down there,

752
00:38:57,840 --> 00:39:01,520
Speaker 19: down there, played the flots and guess what some buss

753
00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:03,560
Speaker 19: has got coronavirus down now and shut the place for.

754
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:07,160
Speaker 2: You, jez, Danny, Jenny Andrews.

755
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:11,279
Speaker 15: Geez geez, oh not much I can do.

756
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:12,360
Speaker 20: I don't think.

757
00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:15,520
Speaker 19: I don't are going to pay for it?

758
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:16,240
Speaker 21: Did I?

759
00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:17,160
Speaker 10: And I'm just.

760
00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:20,000
Speaker 8: I'm just making the rules as a come up.

761
00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:23,239
Speaker 2: You know, he's just making it up, Goes. That's a

762
00:39:23,239 --> 00:39:24,400
Speaker 2: good to bad luck Mark.

763
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:29,120
Speaker 6: I mean, he's got you there, he's Danny.

764
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:32,359
Speaker 2: Don't need to apologize, Jenny. That's a great response as

765
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:36,080
Speaker 2: a response of a premier who's in control. If you're

766
00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:38,919
Speaker 2: just joining us people furious at Victoria for the chance

767
00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:42,840
Speaker 2: of a second wave of COVID nineteen there and we

768
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:44,839
Speaker 2: couldn't get Daniel Andrews the premier up, but we've got

769
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:47,080
Speaker 2: Danny Andrews. It was the next best thing in twenty

770
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:50,080
Speaker 2: year old concrete out from Melbourne and Victoria. We've got Harley,

771
00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:52,880
Speaker 2: who's got another complaint for Danny Andrews. Harley.

772
00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:56,840
Speaker 20: Oh, so in the last week you've had one hundred

773
00:39:56,840 --> 00:40:00,840
Speaker 20: and sixty something cases of coronavirus confirmed. You're not the

774
00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:02,960
Speaker 20: plate to say the educational state, but it should be

775
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:03,600
Speaker 20: the COVID state.

776
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:06,600
Speaker 2: Oh jeez, Danny, what are you gonna say about that?

777
00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:08,520
Speaker 9: Way say that last year again?

778
00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:11,880
Speaker 20: Man, So you're you're Victorian plate to say that the

779
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,839
Speaker 20: educational state, but really the COVID state.

780
00:40:16,239 --> 00:40:19,520
Speaker 2: You know, we we're gonna make some things up, you know,

781
00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:23,719
Speaker 2: we gotta, we gotta keep everyone happy. And you know

782
00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:25,600
Speaker 2: we try our best.

783
00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:32,399
Speaker 3: To this time ran so m I think I can

784
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:34,040
Speaker 3: even hear in the background of your phone called it

785
00:40:34,239 --> 00:40:36,399
Speaker 3: yours are laughing at your Denny.

786
00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:41,040
Speaker 2: The Australian public with that last dance the cold everyone

787
00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:44,360
Speaker 2: people winding up to continue to paste own temporary premier

788
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:46,880
Speaker 2: and Danny Andrews has done an amazing job. Twenty year

789
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:49,239
Speaker 2: old concreated from Melbourn, Victoria. But Danny Thing's coming on

790
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:53,120
Speaker 2: the show mate. Have you You haven't got COVID yourself,

791
00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:54,560
Speaker 2: have you? Ah?

792
00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:57,200
Speaker 12: I'll work and go home.

793
00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:02,719
Speaker 2: Again, genius. Get into politics as soon as you.

794
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:03,280
Speaker 11: Can, Danny.

795
00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:06,160
Speaker 2: And there's a calling there for you. The tunes right

796
00:41:06,239 --> 00:41:10,200
Speaker 2: up next to my crack. I work and go home.

797
00:41:10,719 --> 00:41:13,960
Speaker 2: Where did we find this guy? Wild? Kiss Will and

798
00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:18,920
Speaker 2: Moody on a Monday? Kiss and Will money on a Monday?

799
00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:20,960
Speaker 2: All thanks and many banks? Are you guys having a

800
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:22,759
Speaker 2: wonderful drive home? Woods?

801
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:23,200
Speaker 19: Yeah?

802
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:25,080
Speaker 2: You just told me had a bit of clickbait for

803
00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:26,799
Speaker 2: what you're about to talk about. What have you got? No,

804
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,920
Speaker 2: not clickbait, this is genuine, genuine hook areas. Ye, what

805
00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:34,520
Speaker 2: have you got? My older brother walked in on me

806
00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:37,920
Speaker 2: and Joeline. Oh, I'm putting a bit of bread in

807
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:38,280
Speaker 2: the oven.

808
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:42,000
Speaker 3: Well, I won't I won't go into specifics, but there

809
00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:43,520
Speaker 3: was there was bread there.

810
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:46,440
Speaker 2: But I want to want to talk about up next.

811
00:41:46,719 --> 00:41:51,920
Speaker 3: What I want to talk about is what happens after that, after.

812
00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:52,719
Speaker 2: He finds he put in the wand in the chamber

813
00:41:52,719 --> 00:41:56,719
Speaker 2: of secrets. How many of these do you have? I

814
00:41:56,760 --> 00:41:57,800
Speaker 2: want to talk yet.

815
00:41:58,120 --> 00:42:00,680
Speaker 3: I want to talk about what happens after that occurs

816
00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:02,600
Speaker 3: and what you do in that situation.

817
00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:06,399
Speaker 2: All right, great, we'll do it after the Tu Chinch.

818
00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:11,280
Speaker 2: We played Greate sung at five point thirty every single

819
00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:13,040
Speaker 2: day to get you guys through the worst of the traffic.

820
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:17,120
Speaker 2: This is just an absolute humdinger from the Cardigans. Always

821
00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:21,880
Speaker 2: gets the people going, kiss Will and woodyst listen to

822
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:25,440
Speaker 2: kiss Will and whatdy here for many bank woods.

823
00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:31,880
Speaker 3: My older brother Tom walked in on Joline.

824
00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:37,680
Speaker 2: On the weekend. We'll be doing well. I'm not going

825
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:41,560
Speaker 2: to go into specific passing the gravy, Yeah, let's call

826
00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:44,319
Speaker 2: it passing the gravy. Look, I'm gonna be honest, it was.

827
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:46,799
Speaker 3: It was pretty brazen behavior from me because we were

828
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:48,880
Speaker 3: actually on the couch in the living room.

829
00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:52,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, and your brother lives you his living room as well.

830
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:53,440
Speaker 2: That's right.

831
00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:56,239
Speaker 3: But he was upstairs in his in his quarters as

832
00:42:56,280 --> 00:43:00,240
Speaker 3: we says what he and I always say to him,

833
00:43:00,719 --> 00:43:01,279
Speaker 3: I've got some.

834
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:06,680
Speaker 6: Company, the rest of theirs, your child.

835
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:10,239
Speaker 3: I appreciate that, but you know, we have good communication

836
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:14,160
Speaker 3: and sometimes I banish him to upstairs. Anyway, we didn't

837
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:16,720
Speaker 3: have any plans for anything to occur on the couch,

838
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:21,120
Speaker 3: but you know, one thing another and unfortunately Tom had

839
00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:24,359
Speaker 3: to come downstairs to use the kitchen. So actually it

840
00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:28,359
Speaker 3: was Joeline who heard the creak on the stairs. So

841
00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:33,200
Speaker 3: she heard a noise and then obviously she needs to react.

842
00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:34,479
Speaker 2: So what she did?

843
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:39,160
Speaker 3: She like, she she frogged herself off me like she

844
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:40,600
Speaker 3: because of the position she was in.

845
00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:44,719
Speaker 2: She she what specific don't need to get here? We

846
00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:49,319
Speaker 2: don't get specific? Is that to get herself off you like.

847
00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:53,320
Speaker 3: Leap frogged, leap frogged herself to move away from the

848
00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:56,440
Speaker 3: compromise and position so quickly.

849
00:43:57,040 --> 00:44:00,000
Speaker 2: Anyway, she was quite lucky that she didn't get injured.

850
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:02,600
Speaker 3: You know, she she has literally frogged a meter off

851
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:04,880
Speaker 3: me to to you know, make it look all safe.

852
00:44:05,719 --> 00:44:11,160
Speaker 2: She idern asked, question, were clothes still on even if

853
00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:14,480
Speaker 2: you have jumped off? Then clothes were still, but it

854
00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:17,200
Speaker 2: was a compromising position, hence the frog off.

855
00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:23,920
Speaker 3: Now, when I experienced all of this, I thought to myself, Yeah,

856
00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:27,680
Speaker 3: there could have been some injuries from this. Thirteen one

857
00:44:27,719 --> 00:44:30,200
Speaker 3: o six five. Right, I want to answer that question

858
00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:32,600
Speaker 3: with a genius. The genius happens. This is why they

859
00:44:32,680 --> 00:44:36,200
Speaker 3: paying the big bucks. Oh yeah, thirteen one oh six five.

860
00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:41,120
Speaker 3: Here's the question, Australia. Have you or the person you're

861
00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:45,880
Speaker 3: with being injured getting caught in the act?

862
00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:49,440
Speaker 2: Wow? All right, so I'm talking you. You're probably going

863
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:52,520
Speaker 2: to get injured getting out of the compromising position. I

864
00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:55,719
Speaker 2: think you're just getting busted in general. You've tried to

865
00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:59,040
Speaker 2: cover it up. You got injured. You got injured after that,

866
00:44:59,160 --> 00:45:02,239
Speaker 2: and that's the goal. That's the goal. That's what we're

867
00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:02,920
Speaker 2: digging for.

868
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:05,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's do it, Australia, thirteen one oh sixty five.

869
00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:08,440
Speaker 2: Has it happened? Yeah? I had a friend who dislocated

870
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:11,360
Speaker 2: a knee. Wow, okay, and we're you know, this is

871
00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:12,719
Speaker 2: the sort of gear that you can look forward to

872
00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:15,359
Speaker 2: after the explain that to the paramedics, which was rather

873
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Speaker 2: awkward one six five? Is that you we'll take him

874
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Speaker 2: up next?

875
00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:20,839
Speaker 1: Wow?

876
00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:23,480
Speaker 2: Hats k spelling what you on a Monday afternoon here

877
00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:27,440
Speaker 2: thanks to Medibank, Woods got busted pondering the Unicorn with

878
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:34,480
Speaker 2: Joeline Clarify. Yeah, we were on the living room couch.

879
00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:38,719
Speaker 2: All the clothes were on, but but you know, one

880
00:45:38,719 --> 00:45:40,880
Speaker 2: thing led to another and we sort of started kissing

881
00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:43,040
Speaker 2: and stuff. Yeah, and it was but it's your brother

882
00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:45,160
Speaker 2: that lives with you, that's right. He came down from

883
00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:47,360
Speaker 2: the attic at the top there came popped out of

884
00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:48,320
Speaker 2: his Harry Potter cupboard.

885
00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:51,520
Speaker 3: That's right, unannounced. You know, you just sent me a

886
00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:53,920
Speaker 3: text if he's going to be coming downstairs. But he

887
00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:56,640
Speaker 3: comes down, and so Joelane, because you know she heard

888
00:45:56,640 --> 00:45:58,400
Speaker 3: the creek on the stairs, she leap frogged off me

889
00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:01,080
Speaker 3: quite aggressively, and she could have really been hurt. Well,

890
00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:04,960
Speaker 3: so we are wondering, you know, I just wonder have

891
00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:08,239
Speaker 3: you been injured? Getting out of the compromising position? Got

892
00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:10,879
Speaker 3: dinner here on thirteen one, six y five, Donner, Does

893
00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:11,600
Speaker 3: this happened time?

894
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Speaker 12: Okay?

895
00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:16,759
Speaker 5: Well, I was about eighteen maybe not even quiet, and

896
00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:20,400
Speaker 5: I was in my parents' lounge, no one my parents

897
00:46:20,440 --> 00:46:22,799
Speaker 5: were out, and then you know, we were doing the.

898
00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:27,440
Speaker 2: Deed apparallel parking dinner had hit.

899
00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:30,560
Speaker 5: It, and then I realized I heard the car pull up,

900
00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:34,160
Speaker 5: and so we got quickly dressed. And the guy I

901
00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:36,600
Speaker 5: was with at the time, he ran through our sliding

902
00:46:36,719 --> 00:46:42,759
Speaker 5: glass door. He was his clo was open and just

903
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:44,319
Speaker 5: ran straight through it.

904
00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:46,000
Speaker 9: Oh my, so deep.

905
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:48,400
Speaker 5: He jumped out my bedroom window and I had to

906
00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:51,319
Speaker 5: make up the store and how it was all smashed.

907
00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:55,799
Speaker 5: I didn't realize you are home, and I ran through

908
00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:59,400
Speaker 5: the door. And then the boyfriend rain and said come

909
00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:02,880
Speaker 5: and visit you, and he comes and got this big

910
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:08,520
Speaker 5: cut that air.

911
00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:11,799
Speaker 2: So your parents would have put two and two together there,

912
00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:14,320
Speaker 2: Like all parents in that situation don't want to bust

913
00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:17,320
Speaker 2: the story, but they just kind of nothing happened. That

914
00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:19,239
Speaker 2: ex boyfriend sounds like terminate of that.

915
00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:22,279
Speaker 3: He runs through a door, a glass door, gets up,

916
00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:25,719
Speaker 3: then jumps out a window, then makes a phone it's

917
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:28,200
Speaker 3: under and then just rocks up with a cut on

918
00:47:28,239 --> 00:47:28,520
Speaker 3: his head.

919
00:47:28,520 --> 00:47:31,239
Speaker 2: He's like, Okay, I go, do you do anything in

920
00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:36,160
Speaker 2: that your pants? It's leading from the head. You haven't

921
00:47:36,160 --> 00:47:41,040
Speaker 2: got any pens on banks the call Donna. But I

922
00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:44,640
Speaker 2: think you know any guy in that situation, the last

923
00:47:44,719 --> 00:47:46,640
Speaker 2: thing you want to do is face the music, the

924
00:47:46,719 --> 00:47:50,960
Speaker 2: music being the parents of you, your girlfriend at the time,

925
00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:52,560
Speaker 2: you do anything.

926
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:57,760
Speaker 3: Through We got Georgia here, Georgie, we're talking about getting

927
00:47:57,760 --> 00:48:00,439
Speaker 3: injured while getting caught in the act.

928
00:48:00,440 --> 00:48:02,719
Speaker 2: This happened to you, Yes.

929
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Speaker 7: It has.

930
00:48:03,239 --> 00:48:07,040
Speaker 9: This is actually doubly awkward because Will you were my

931
00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:08,080
Speaker 9: babysitter when I.

932
00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:08,439
Speaker 2: Was a kid.

933
00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:09,760
Speaker 1: Wow?

934
00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:14,719
Speaker 2: Huge, Hey, Georgia, this is why we talk. Can we

935
00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:16,920
Speaker 2: a while? Street names, Georgia?

936
00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:20,520
Speaker 9: What street were Constant Street? Yes?

937
00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:25,520
Speaker 2: I was told, Georgia, what's the story?

938
00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:29,200
Speaker 9: When I was with my boyfriend in high school? We

939
00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:31,320
Speaker 9: were in the shower together while.

940
00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:38,560
Speaker 2: I was there. Obviously, Georgia, none of that refreshed. How

941
00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:41,760
Speaker 2: old were you at the time I was looking after you, Georgia?

942
00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:44,160
Speaker 9: I was I was about seventeen.

943
00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:47,000
Speaker 2: Yes, absolutely, none of that trash in my house? Yeah,

944
00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:49,920
Speaker 2: baby sat yeah, yeah, yeah, that's okay, all right?

945
00:48:50,040 --> 00:48:51,480
Speaker 14: Yeah yeah, whatever reason.

946
00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:54,160
Speaker 9: I don't know why his dad came in whilst the

947
00:48:54,200 --> 00:49:00,040
Speaker 9: shower was on and there was a slip and I

948
00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:03,520
Speaker 9: my head o curtains and I needed stitches. His dad

949
00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:04,600
Speaker 9: drove me to the hospital.

950
00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:07,760
Speaker 2: Oh so awkward.

951
00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:12,920
Speaker 3: Now, Will as George's babysitter, if you if you were

952
00:49:12,920 --> 00:49:14,480
Speaker 3: in that situation you walked in.

953
00:49:14,680 --> 00:49:20,040
Speaker 2: How do you respond? What do you mean? George is

954
00:49:20,080 --> 00:49:26,799
Speaker 2: on the phone? Was on drivers straight to the hospital, George, Georgie.

955
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:29,640
Speaker 6: You well, all right, sorry mate?

956
00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:30,040
Speaker 2: Thank you?

957
00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:32,400
Speaker 3: Well sorry George? Still yeah, what was well like as

958
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:36,000
Speaker 3: a babysitter? Was he a good babysitter? I was all right,

959
00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:40,160
Speaker 3: maybe you need.

960
00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:42,120
Speaker 2: To have a go again, baby sit Georgia again? No,

961
00:49:42,320 --> 00:49:47,040
Speaker 2: thank you, fine, let's go to Harry. Then it's just

962
00:49:47,080 --> 00:49:52,279
Speaker 2: not the call that you want to get babies you

963
00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:56,640
Speaker 2: as well, did I?

964
00:49:56,960 --> 00:49:59,000
Speaker 3: We are talking about getting caught in the act, Harry

965
00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:00,799
Speaker 3: and any injuries that have occurred from that.

966
00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:01,440
Speaker 2: What happened with you?

967
00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:04,600
Speaker 11: Yeah, this one's pretty awkward. I was having a fling

968
00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:08,479
Speaker 11: with somewhere in the back seat of my car, yep,

969
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:13,279
Speaker 11: and I noticed that somebody walked past the car so

970
00:50:13,560 --> 00:50:15,799
Speaker 11: kind of freaked out a little bit, so I kind

971
00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:18,759
Speaker 11: of reached over to kind of pull one of the

972
00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:21,359
Speaker 11: seats backward more to kind of make it a little

973
00:50:21,360 --> 00:50:24,319
Speaker 11: bit more discreet. And whilst I went to kind of

974
00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:27,279
Speaker 11: pull the seat back, I actually pulled my back out

975
00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:31,120
Speaker 11: of the back seat and it was like it was

976
00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:34,920
Speaker 11: like spasming out, like I couldn't really move, and the

977
00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:37,160
Speaker 11: person that I was with didn't have their license eater.

978
00:50:37,719 --> 00:50:40,239
Speaker 11: I had to call my sister to come and help

979
00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:40,560
Speaker 11: me out.

980
00:50:41,160 --> 00:50:42,560
Speaker 9: It was really.

981
00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:47,879
Speaker 2: Could you get clothes on with your back spasms?

982
00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:50,040
Speaker 11: I had to ask the person in the car to

983
00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:52,839
Speaker 11: help me put my clothes on, and yeah, I didn't

984
00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:53,640
Speaker 11: really see that person.

985
00:50:55,120 --> 00:50:58,759
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, so sorry, sorry, Harry. Was he still there

986
00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:01,759
Speaker 2: when your sister locked up? Did he stick around? So

987
00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:02,880
Speaker 2: you were just that?

988
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:03,160
Speaker 14: Yeah?

989
00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:04,280
Speaker 11: I was just sitting in the backseat.

990
00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:11,360
Speaker 6: Amazing, beautiful. Thanks the How We're gonna go to the traffick.

991
00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:15,720
Speaker 6: It's kiss smelling moody on a Monday, pasting good. I guys,

992
00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:17,520
Speaker 6: it's kiss spelling money on a Monday. If you need

993
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:20,359
Speaker 6: a bit of a laugh on the way home, stick

994
00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:20,839
Speaker 6: with us.

995
00:51:20,920 --> 00:51:24,160
Speaker 2: Right up next, we had we had a ten year

996
00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:27,000
Speaker 2: old try and pull off an evil laugh earlier in

997
00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:31,200
Speaker 2: the show after delivering an evil line. I'm not sure

998
00:51:31,239 --> 00:51:33,920
Speaker 2: what's better, the line or the laugh, but I know

999
00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:36,240
Speaker 2: I'll put a smile and dial right after the weekend

1000
00:51:36,360 --> 00:51:40,560
Speaker 2: blows you away. Some leads production, Kiss Whiling.

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00:51:41,520 --> 00:51:45,319
Speaker 6: Podcasting The Sexy Sacks from Able Test Pay on your

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00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:48,120
Speaker 6: radios this afternoon it's kissing.

1003
00:51:47,960 --> 00:51:50,879
Speaker 2: Oil and Woody on a Monday. Been here for many

1004
00:51:50,880 --> 00:51:52,680
Speaker 2: bank woods. We got to get out of here in

1005
00:51:52,760 --> 00:51:56,560
Speaker 2: a second because kon Jack here the raw power is right.

1006
00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:59,600
Speaker 2: Before we do that thought, we just recap what happened

1007
00:51:59,680 --> 00:52:02,439
Speaker 2: last night Channel seven on Big Brother, Angelae got put

1008
00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:06,200
Speaker 2: in charge of essentially being Big Brother and got to me.

1009
00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:08,520
Speaker 2: The housemates they just say yes to everything Big Brother said.

1010
00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:10,759
Speaker 2: So it's a great year there. This is her sort

1011
00:52:10,760 --> 00:52:13,480
Speaker 2: of laughing and enjoying her new power on Big Brother

1012
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:21,880
Speaker 2: last night, and relatively evil. You know, you and I

1013
00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:23,480
Speaker 2: would say would have really camped it off if she

1014
00:52:23,520 --> 00:52:24,920
Speaker 2: had sort of you know, just like this, you know,

1015
00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:27,880
Speaker 2: nefarious evil laugh to go with it, But she.

1016
00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:32,680
Speaker 3: Farity is always important in a laugh. It is really,

1017
00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:34,160
Speaker 3: it's the center of it.

1018
00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:40,360
Speaker 2: But anyway, speaking of iniquity and laughs, you and I

1019
00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:45,120
Speaker 2: threw around before. Has anybody got an evil laugh? And

1020
00:52:45,160 --> 00:52:46,520
Speaker 2: they wanted to give it a go on the radio.

1021
00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:49,359
Speaker 2: It had to be paired with an evil line, so

1022
00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:51,840
Speaker 2: we gave you the platform to do that with a

1023
00:52:51,880 --> 00:52:54,000
Speaker 2: bit of a lead in line and some of the results.

1024
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:56,319
Speaker 2: The two women that you'll hear. The two girls are

1025
00:52:56,719 --> 00:53:00,200
Speaker 2: about ten years old, and I love that they game

1026
00:53:00,239 --> 00:53:02,960
Speaker 2: one to give it a crack. Every Hey, Ruby, Mom's

1027
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:05,920
Speaker 2: coming over and she's going to bring over some flowers.

1028
00:53:06,200 --> 00:53:15,040
Speaker 17: I actually got the dogs to prew on the flowers.

1029
00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:18,200
Speaker 2: Oh, Dylan, just so you know, I just gave a

1030
00:53:18,239 --> 00:53:30,200
Speaker 2: gorgeous new puppy a bath. It's actually a mud bus tiya.

1031
00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:34,120
Speaker 2: I just tried some of your orange and poppy seed

1032
00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:35,520
Speaker 2: muffins earlier today.

1033
00:53:36,120 --> 00:53:38,160
Speaker 18: I made the muffins in the Dog Star.

1034
00:53:42,760 --> 00:53:45,160
Speaker 2: Very good, good fun.

1035
00:53:45,880 --> 00:53:49,320
Speaker 21: Here there can get on the podcast iHeartRadio. Download the

1036
00:53:49,320 --> 00:53:52,239
Speaker 21: podcast there from anything that you're missed. You obviously missed

1037
00:53:52,239 --> 00:53:55,720
Speaker 21: out on small Talk today, plus Woods getting busted squat

1038
00:53:55,800 --> 00:53:58,160
Speaker 21: jumping in a cucumber patch. So that's good gear for

1039
00:53:58,160 --> 00:53:59,839
Speaker 21: anybody who's interested in that pod.

1040
00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:03,879
Speaker 2: Asked iHeartRadio. We're going to get out of here. We'll

1041
00:54:03,920 --> 00:54:06,319
Speaker 2: see you guys on Monday. Who's on the arap how

1042
00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:10,399
Speaker 2: on Monday? On Mondays? You guys, did you just think

1043
00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:14,839
Speaker 2: it was Friday? And it's a sad sad that's one

1044
00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:17,360
Speaker 2: of the worst things that can happen to you on

1045
00:54:17,440 --> 00:54:23,040
Speaker 2: a Monday afternoon. You think it's Friday. Jesus, that really stuck.

1046
00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:30,160
Speaker 2: It happened as well. We'll see you tomorrow on U Tuesday.

1047
00:54:30,280 --> 00:54:33,000
Speaker 2: We'll see Tuesdays. Kiss Philip, What do you see that

1048
00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:36,000
Speaker 2: podcasting now?