Speaker 1: It's the pick Up Wednesday Afternoon with Britt, Laura and
Speaker 1: Mitch of thanks to Chemist Warehouse heading today Great Savings
Speaker 1: every Day.
Speaker 2: We have just been having a right old chuckle off
Speaker 2: for the most ridiculous reasons. People have broken up with
Speaker 2: their partners off the back of this woman. They broke
Speaker 2: up with their boyfriend just because they went and saw
Speaker 2: the Barbie film and they had a disagreement over over feminism.
Speaker 3: We've got some callers come in.
Speaker 2: We have Liz from Melbourne. Hi, Liz, Hi, Liz, what
Speaker 2: did you break up with your partner?
Speaker 3: Did he break up with you?
Speaker 4: I was on the opposite end, so he ended it
Speaker 4: with me seeing this guy or seemingly going really well,
Speaker 4: it's been a few months. And then he ended it
Speaker 4: because he thought my shoulders were too broad.
Speaker 2: Okay, no, hang on. This hits home a little bit
Speaker 2: because I'm quite broad.
Speaker 3: I have I know, I've heard you talk about this.
Speaker 3: Do you know what you agree with me?
Speaker 2: You're tiny, your tiny little ballet dancer.
Speaker 4: You are no the podcast and this has come up
Speaker 4: and so it hits it hits home for me too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm quite broad, and it's like I'm self conscious
Speaker 2: and if anyone ever compent coming on my shoulders, I'd
Speaker 2: break up with them too. So he literally said, you're
Speaker 2: too broad for me.
Speaker 4: That was, well, yeah, you're like you can't handle me. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's too much.
Speaker 3: I love it. Say I'm thirteen, one of six five?
Speaker 3: What happened? Or why did you break up?
Speaker 5: Hi? So he's feet?
Speaker 3: What's wrong with his feet?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 5: Mean this is a while ago. I think it was
Speaker 5: in grade two. She's going down.
Speaker 4: To the beach.
Speaker 5: He's taking his shoes off and they were just really tiny,
Speaker 5: shorty con.
Speaker 3: Okay, not a shirt.
Speaker 2: I'm feeling really attacked. The last caller was broad shouldered.
Speaker 2: Look at my toes. I also have short, fat, stubby toes.
Speaker 3: Have the ugliest toes I've ever seen. The rest of
Speaker 3: you is glorious.
Speaker 2: Least you've ever seen?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you are? That is so rude, Laura Burn,
Speaker 3: do you ever conditioned that ugly?
Speaker 2: They're just sure it's a conditions.
Speaker 3: You are not a condition.
Speaker 2: I just have short toes.
Speaker 3: Have you seen a toast specialist?
Speaker 2: Britt is so gloriously beautiful, but it stops at angles.
Speaker 3: Shoulders down to a feel.
Speaker 2: Brits gorgeous, so basically I've got a great Torso that's
Speaker 2: what you're saying.
Speaker 3: None above, do you thank you? Say? Ever? Finally, thirteen
Speaker 3: six five? Why did you break up?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 5: It was really petty, But to be honest, I'm really
Speaker 5: glad I did it. My ex boyfriend loved taking bath
Speaker 5: and this was a daily thing. He would spend almost
Speaker 5: an hour in there trying care. He just refused to
Speaker 5: take showers and he was just in there for too long.
Speaker 5: I had dinner, I had laundry.
Speaker 3: To do it.
Speaker 5: He wasn't helping with anything. He just sit in his bath.
Speaker 3: He was just bathing. Who's baby?
Speaker 4: So did I ever shower?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 5: Religiously took bath.
Speaker 2: I feel like that is something because in when I bath,
Speaker 2: I shower after it. Because the bath, are you just
Speaker 2: fomenting in your own grod like dirt comes off and
Speaker 2: then you just roll around in like a little pig
Speaker 2: and mud? Are you also sure you weren't dating a
Speaker 2: toddler a man baby?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: And I should really go back and ask him.
Speaker 1: God, what I'm getting from this is that people are
Speaker 1: just petty, broad shoulders toes and a man that likes
Speaker 1: to clean.
Speaker 2: Himself, and then people complain how hard it is to
Speaker 2: meet someone.
Speaker 1: All right, let's go. That's the end of the show.
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Speaker 2: Coming up next, we've got the boys, Will and Woodie.
Speaker 3: What's on the show today? Oh Will? If our show
Speaker 3: was an animal, what animal would it be? This afternoon? Otters?
Speaker 1: Because Otters have live partners and they hold on to
Speaker 1: each other, and you and I hold on to each
Speaker 1: other for the whole show.
Speaker 3: People don't know that, but we actually hold hands under
Speaker 3: the desk.
Speaker 1: If you want to hear us holding hands through the
Speaker 1: microphones and stay with us in a couple of minutes.
Speaker 3: All right, see you guys tomorrow, See you guys.
Speaker 4: Bye.