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Speaker 1: Quest.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 3: What do you do?

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Speaker 1: There's a height of laziness. I constantly steal batteries from

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Speaker 1: one remote and just shove it in the other one

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Speaker 1: rather than getting up. It would take me no more

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Speaker 1: than ten seconds to get up and go and shimmy

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Speaker 1: over to that drawer of crap that everybody. Everybody has

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Speaker 1: in a house where there's a tape measure in there.

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Speaker 1: I think there's a board of string, cellar tape, some

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Speaker 1: kind of parcel opening knife and then various batteries that

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Speaker 1: my wife just shoves in the dead ones won't just

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Speaker 1: put them in the bin. It's all just rummaging around

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Speaker 1: and they're just a see a flotilla of various bits

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Speaker 1: and bobs. But there is that random draw in every

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Speaker 1: I think there's a candle. I think there's a candle

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Speaker 1: in case there's a power outage. As well.

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Speaker 4: Those double A batteries, we have them in Australia when

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Speaker 4: we were kids, where you would put your finger and

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Speaker 4: thumb on either end of it and would tell you

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Speaker 4: how much charge was still left in the battery.

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Speaker 1: Good old day should be that thing they had as well,

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Speaker 1: for rechargeable batteries.

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Speaker 3: You should have plugged them in the water. No one

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Speaker 3: could be bothered. We're just lazy, go.

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Speaker 1: Nana, and I'd rather just chuck it in landfill rather

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Speaker 1: do that.

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Speaker 3: All right, So what do you do? That's the height

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Speaker 3: of laziness. What do you do, Patsy?

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Speaker 5: Well, the light globe in our bathroom blew the other weekend,

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Speaker 5: so we just pinched the one from Chris's office and

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Speaker 5: put it in. But now he's working in darkness.

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Speaker 1: Well, she's got like an old sort of Victorian candle

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Speaker 1: or something. He's just got like a minus lamp on

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Speaker 1: his head.

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Speaker 5: He went into Audrey's bedroom and got a disk lamp

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Speaker 5: and he shoved that on the disk.

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Speaker 1: Christian, I leave my dirty plates on the table. The

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Speaker 1: dog comes along and licks them clean. Then they're ready

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Speaker 1: for dinner the next night.

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Speaker 3: No, No, she cannot be doing that. Mary.

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Speaker 1: My children have wrung me on the mobile from the

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Speaker 1: toilet because they've run out of toilet paper. I'm literally

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Speaker 1: in the same house, just down the hallway.

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Speaker 3: I've got to be honest, I should have stopped this earlier.

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Speaker 3: They cooked yesterday.

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Speaker 1: My daughter had a friend over and they were watching

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Speaker 1: some horror movie. In the evening, I'm watching the TV

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Speaker 1: and my wife my phone goes and it's my daughter

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Speaker 1: calling from the rumpus room. Dad, could you come up here?

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Speaker 1: The TV's on the blink, and like suck, I just

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Speaker 1: went up there. My wife went to sit down.

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Speaker 3: Chris there, she'd be upsets. She started yelling, she'd keep

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Speaker 3: calling more calls. It's best don't go up there.

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Speaker 1: Now. It's caught between two very big, strong, formidable ladies.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know what to do. I went for the

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Speaker 1: seventeen year old. Those moments are kicking in big and

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Speaker 1: strong at the moments I went sort the TV out?

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Speaker 1: But yeah, do you get that from order? Does she

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Speaker 1: call you from within the house?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 5: Constantly, But I do. I do understand the lou thing

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Speaker 5: because you can't very well like waddle out no, with

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Speaker 5: you niggas around your ankles. I think I think that

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Speaker 5: is justifiable. Yeah, to text or call for lou paper,

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Speaker 5: which is up the other end of the house.

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Speaker 3: What about I think this one?

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Speaker 1: Then my wife does this move She text from the

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Speaker 1: bath asking for a glass of wine.

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Speaker 5: Oh absolutely, that's a given, Butler on, But if it.

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Speaker 4: Goes both ways? Baker and I will often text each other,

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Speaker 4: you know, can I have a snack while I'm watching TV?

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Speaker 4: Or she asks for a hot water bottle when she's

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Speaker 4: already in pain. I think that's acceptable as long as

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Speaker 4: it's flowing both ways.

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Speaker 3: I'm not it's very much a one way street the moment.

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Speaker 3: It's only a one way.

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Speaker 5: You shouldn't have to ask, you should have to preempt

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Speaker 5: when she's needed.

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Speaker 3: I'm not the highest out there.

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Speaker 1: Some strawberries, Wendy Christian. This is controversial. This is actually

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Speaker 1: controversial when he has two microwaves to make sure all

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Speaker 1: the food is already at the same time. You need

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Speaker 1: two microwaves. And whenever people come around the way stunned

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Speaker 1: that we have a double microwave system, but eventually when

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Speaker 1: they leave they understand this is the way.

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Speaker 4: I'm running. No, I'm running no microwave.

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Speaker 3: So what have you got? No oven? Just just microwave

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Speaker 3: and everything.

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Speaker 1: Haven't you vege and brocc andy to shove that in

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Speaker 1: the microwave to warm it up?

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Speaker 3: And all right? So what do you do? There's a

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Speaker 3: height of laziness, Carl Ber you're.

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Speaker 1: Listening to the question know Carl's Show podcast, Make your

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Speaker 1: Hollywood You're welcome, all right, the heights of laziness.

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Speaker 3: What do you do that is the height of laziness?

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Speaker 3: Nine four one four one oh four three.

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Speaker 1: Jessica Stewart watched the entire movie ghost Rider, not a

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Speaker 1: great movie, the whole movie, because the remote died and

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Speaker 1: I couldn't turn it off. I think that's why we've

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Speaker 1: got so many listeners. People just can't you bother to

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Speaker 1: turn the show off. It's all ratings, Jessica, Well, I

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Speaker 1: just have to sit here and watch the whole thing now, Chris.

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Speaker 1: I ordered all the ingredients to make a dish, one

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Speaker 1: of my favorite dishes that one of my local restaurants did.

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Speaker 3: I even went on and watched a YouTube tutorial and

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Speaker 3: how to make the dish.

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Speaker 1: Then I decided, what with all that work or that

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Speaker 1: prep and all that clean up, I.

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Speaker 3: Just order it for breeze. I've done that before.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to recreate that and then you see how

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Speaker 1: much that's about half an hour just preparation. I can

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Speaker 1: order and eat it, and let's duck the whole whole

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Speaker 1: thing in the bin. Melissa, we caught our daughter throwing

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Speaker 1: the pegs over the neighbor's fence.

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Speaker 3: Take the clothes off the line so she didn't have

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Speaker 3: to peck them back on the line.

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Speaker 1: That's all. But I don't want to give the mighty.

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Speaker 3: Ryan, what do you do? Height of laziness.

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Speaker 4: I've got a Christian, Jack and Paddy.

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Speaker 2: I've got a bubble in a mate. He uses cruise

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Speaker 2: controls in car park.

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Speaker 3: I've never heard of that. I won't put it past Jack.

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Speaker 3: Post is a little tight on the old budgets car park.

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Speaker 4: You need all you control functions. I'm not going to

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Speaker 4: rely on the car to do that.

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Speaker 3: I thought you had to touch down about your Jackie boy.

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Speaker 5: But you're not even going at speed. No are you

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Speaker 5: like you're doing like eight k's an hour.

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Speaker 1: Ryan, You're right to helm by the way. You're doing

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Speaker 1: a good job for him.

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Speaker 2: Not discussing what are you what is?

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Speaker 3: What are you saving there? What a cent? Nothing? Ryan?

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Speaker 3: Thank you very much.

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Speaker 1: Maybe tomorrow the show with you jobber mating Ryan, Thank

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Speaker 1: you very much. Good to Erica. Now, hey Erica, Hey Christian,

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Speaker 1: Hello Erica, welcome to a show.

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Speaker 3: So height of laziness.

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Speaker 2: So I'm way too lazy to walk to the bathroom

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Speaker 2: to get a piece of dental swath. So I'll just

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Speaker 2: pull out a strand of hair from the top of

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Speaker 2: my head and use that.

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Speaker 6: That's a strong Yeah, yeah, lazy, got strong follow cause

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Speaker 6: it's one of my used to be one of my

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Speaker 6: most effective chat up lines to lady into your future

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Speaker 6: children using pan temprovy or something on that hair.

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Speaker 3: Erica, that's disgusting. It's just disgusting. It's rough.

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Speaker 1: Yes, correct, Darren, Good morning, Good morning, We go down.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the show. So what do you do, Darren,

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Speaker 1: that's the height of laziness.

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Speaker 2: Well, I'd like to think around with electronics and PCs

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Speaker 2: and stuff. And one time I needed a USP cable.

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Speaker 2: Now I know, I've got like hundreds of them in

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Speaker 2: a tub in the garage. It's all tangled up. But

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Speaker 2: I'm that lazy. I can't have a box go and

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Speaker 2: look for one. So I just go on Amazon and

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Speaker 2: get the next day delivery.

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Speaker 3: I've done that before. I can't judge. I've done that before.

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Speaker 3: You're right, there's that box, a nest of them. I'm like,

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Speaker 3: is this a US A b C. I don't know, Guys,

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: And the box is just like a nest of just wires.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you could get stuck in there for days

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Speaker 1: in that viper's nest. You could drag you in all

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Speaker 1: them cables. Nope, yeah, yeah, no, I've done that move

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Speaker 1: as when I'm ashamed to say, darn, Darren, thanks you.

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Speaker 1: Let's got a Michael now, Michael. Height of laziness. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: here they go and go, yeah good, Michael, welcome.

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Speaker 7: I think I'm also in the lazy end. Also discussing category.

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Speaker 7: So when my wife wants me to when we make canloney,

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Speaker 7: I'll see that out. The easiest thing to do is

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Speaker 7: to get the big pat of the tube, stick it

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Speaker 7: in the bowl of me shat and just suck the

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Speaker 7: other end until it hits your tongue and then you've

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Speaker 7: loaded your candle. Learning to you really.

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Speaker 3: Nice, well, so you don't use a piping bag or

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Speaker 3: you think.

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Speaker 7: No, no, you know, just wasting time. You can do

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Speaker 7: it ten times for after if you just suck them

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Speaker 7: up with your mouth. Must the straw, I.

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Speaker 4: Guess more discussing depending on who's eating it? Are you

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Speaker 4: doing this to guests?

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Speaker 7: Well, we're gonna we're going to cook it, so it

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Speaker 7: doesn't matter, really really matters.

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