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Speaker 1: This is a Will and Woody podcast mini. But when

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Speaker 1: you're in a rash, did you claim to be the

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Speaker 1: original inventor of something? And the reason I'm asking that

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Speaker 1: is because there are some kids at a university over

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Speaker 1: in the US who invented this thing called tasty tape,

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Speaker 1: which is actually brilliant. It's really basically, when you stack

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Speaker 1: your burrito with too much food and you can't close

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Speaker 1: it properly and it explodes when you try and eat it.

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Speaker 1: That's one of the worst things in the world. So

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Speaker 1: their solution was to create sticky tape which you can

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Speaker 1: eat to tape it together. Brilliant, totally wild.

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Speaker 2: You could do it with a big burger as well,

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Speaker 2: couldn't you? Oh what did you do it with a

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Speaker 2: big burger?

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Speaker 1: Fish sandwich? Sky's the limits there? That is so good.

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Speaker 1: Tasty tape very clever.

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Speaker 2: They should make the fruit stickers edible, should get the

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Speaker 2: technology hate taking off fruit stick as well.

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Speaker 1: Oh fruit stickers, I know what you're talking about. Yes, no,

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Speaker 1: you mean an apple sticker. Yes, brilliant. Why wouldn't you

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Speaker 1: spend millions of dollars? Will probably cost them whole bunch

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Speaker 1: to print it and everything like that? Or you can

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Speaker 1: just expect everybody to pick it off themselves anyway, tasty tape.

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Speaker 1: I was annoyed about this because I did have this

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Speaker 1: idea you had. I thought I had the idea a

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Speaker 1: while ago, but you know, you always have these brilliant ideas,

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Speaker 1: and you're jeseve. Only I had the money, the resources,

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Speaker 1: the team, the time to put these things together. So

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Speaker 1: I want to hear from other people. Thirty one or

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Speaker 1: six five? Did you have one of these? Do you

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Speaker 1: claim to be the original inventor of something before someone

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Speaker 1: pipped you at the posts?

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Speaker 2: Mo's got one?

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Speaker 1: Mo?

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Speaker 2: What was your idea?

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Speaker 3: We used to put vanilla essence in coke, so therefore

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Speaker 3: the vanilla coke get out of town? MO.

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Speaker 4: Wow?

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Speaker 1: Were you furious when they brought it out? MO? Well, yes,

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Speaker 1: the overriding feeling, isn't it? Absolutely just furious? Now I

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Speaker 1: button pushed a Joel, you reckon you invented something?

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Speaker 2: Mate?

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Speaker 1: You wanted to hit us at that one.

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Speaker 2: I really regret actually bringing this up.

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Speaker 1: It's really embarrassing.

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Speaker 2: But when I was a kid, I was very confident

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Speaker 2: for a number of years that I came up with

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Speaker 2: that little childhood rhyme. You know when you're climbing up

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Speaker 2: a ladder and you see your brown spladder diarrhea, it's.

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Speaker 1: Diarrhea, or you came up with the diarrhea.

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Speaker 2: For a number of years, I was pretty confident I

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Speaker 2: made that up. When your tommy's feeling funny and you

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Speaker 2: feel something running, diarrhea, did you come up.

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Speaker 1: With the Yeah, when you're swimming in the pool and

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Speaker 1: you're feeling nice and cool, diarrhea?

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Speaker 2: Did you come up with all of them? I think

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Speaker 2: so you're a lyrical genius, Joel Gelding and showing your

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Speaker 2: age because you are what I'm fifty now, so you

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Speaker 2: know that did in the sixties.

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Speaker 1: That was a big thing, the diarrhea song.

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Speaker 2: Now amazingly, my dad has gold. I know my dad

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Speaker 2: has one of these. He talks about it almost every

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Speaker 2: family dinner.

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Speaker 1: I'm surprised that you were able to contact us, Steve.

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Speaker 1: Normally you're you're pretty busy at coming on five o'clock

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Speaker 1: on a Friday.

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Speaker 3: Mate, No got you on Directyle, So there's no issue there.

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Speaker 2: Actually, sorry, Dad, I've got to be of a bone

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Speaker 2: to pick with you. So it's no secret and anyone

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Speaker 2: who listens to this show knows that you're pretty available

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Speaker 2: at the moment. You recently retired and you call the

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Speaker 2: show almost every single day. So me or tries to,

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Speaker 2: at least my fiance. Mim was like, I actually would

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Speaker 2: love to do pottery with with your.

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Speaker 1: Dad shared you know, he's not doing anything else.

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Speaker 2: Exactly so exactly, so Mim was like, organized a time

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Speaker 2: that I don't know anyway, Mim locked it in message Dad.

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Speaker 2: Dad writes back and goes, Nah, don't worry about it.

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Speaker 2: But I'm not that keen.

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Speaker 4: I couldn't put it in I mean, how long would

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Speaker 4: want to miss the opportunity to say, I.

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Speaker 1: Know, to put myself in Steve's shoes there. Unfortunately, every

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Speaker 1: other well ninety nine point nine percent of people on

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Speaker 1: the planet can claim that they've got something on. Steve's

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Speaker 1: got nothing on. So he's between a rock and a

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Speaker 1: hard based there. He's only option if he wants if

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Speaker 1: he doesn't want to do it, is just to say

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Speaker 1: I don't want to do it.

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Speaker 2: That's it, And that's clearly clearly the case. But Dad,

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Speaker 2: let's move on to the invention that you think you invented,

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Speaker 2: but then it was actually created by someone else after

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Speaker 2: you had the idea.

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Speaker 3: I don't think I know, okay, impersonation of the French president. Anyway,

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Speaker 3: getting on with it. I know.

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Speaker 1: What mister be there explain.

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Speaker 3: Later at the break, Missus Whiteler and I were in

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Speaker 3: holiday and it.

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Speaker 1: And from France to Italy is everything okay?

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Speaker 3: Down there?

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Speaker 1: Made what is what.

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Speaker 4: Will? Will?

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Speaker 2: Will hasn't slept da. You're making total sense. It's it's

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Speaker 2: on will.

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Speaker 3: So you're in Italy, I mean, we're in it, missus.

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Speaker 4: Italy was a good idea to go and have a

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Speaker 4: look around the country side, so I did that. But

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Speaker 4: every every labate scenes in Italy was content to compete

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Speaker 4: on losing me and including their horns and all this

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Speaker 4: sort of business. And I thought, well, you know, that's

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Speaker 4: not really patient. And I thought, well, if I knew

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Speaker 4: that I was a tour then they probably would give

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Speaker 4: me a little bit of more leeway.

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Speaker 3: So I came up with the idea that you'd stick

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Speaker 3: a tea on it on your.

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Speaker 4: Can, brilliant when you're traveling overseas. So people were realizing

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Speaker 4: you're a tourist, and I'd say, okay, he's a bit

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Speaker 4: of a dick driving around. He's doing the wrong things tourists.

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Speaker 2: It's a great idea, not an oil play or a peaplate. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'm unfamiliar in this area that brilliant idea.

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Speaker 3: To bring an idea, except the over in New Zealand

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Speaker 3: about twelve months later came back and someone in New

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Speaker 3: Zealand invented or claimed to invent that same idea.

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Speaker 1: The tea plates. They were gone.

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Speaker 2: And the worst thing was apparently this bloke in New

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Speaker 2: Zealand was just doing it out of the goodness of

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Speaker 2: his heart and just wanted the roads to run better.

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Speaker 2: So Dad was even more devastating because he was like,

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Speaker 2: it's going to make so much funny more of the

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Speaker 2: boys on the Full Show podcast.

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Speaker 1: You know you want to