WEBVTT - MINI: Jack's Back

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to them, Christian No Show podcast it. So it's

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<v Speaker 1>a good sign when the guy opposite for you is

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<v Speaker 1>a slumped over his chair praying for help. I've been there,

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<v Speaker 1>poor guy, You're in so much pain.

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<v Speaker 2>It's seazy enough, and it's getting stiffers and stiffer as

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<v Speaker 2>we go. I pulled my back yesterday trying to do

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<v Speaker 2>a dead lift at the gym, which if you're not

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<v Speaker 2>doing it right, is a dangerous lift.

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<v Speaker 1>And then what a humiliating place to hurt it as well,

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<v Speaker 1>because those gyms.

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<v Speaker 2>Are I'm already intimidated in there.

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<v Speaker 1>Seriously. It's like when you go to a gym, there

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<v Speaker 1>are two types of people out. There are women there

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<v Speaker 1>who relaxed, who are comfortable in themselves and their self esteem,

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<v Speaker 1>and then there are men. And they're not men, actually

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<v Speaker 1>are they. We're boys. You're looking around at the bigger boys.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. Even when I go into a locker room,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not forty eight, I'm a teenager.

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<v Speaker 2>They're going to see with me with the town, take

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<v Speaker 2>my lunch money.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a lot going. It's fraught with tension in a gym.

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<v Speaker 2>So when I pulled my back yesterday, I felt so

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<v Speaker 2>vulnerable because you were paralyzed for a little bit with

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<v Speaker 2>pain and my knees.

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<v Speaker 1>When those big apes could pick you up and have

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<v Speaker 1>away with you, use you as a beach ball.

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<v Speaker 2>There's nowhere to go that I desperately wanted to stand

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<v Speaker 2>up and walk it off.

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<v Speaker 1>So were you really on the floor?

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<v Speaker 2>I was on the floor and that all I could

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<v Speaker 2>do was wrap my legs up to my chest.

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<v Speaker 1>And what were the other dudes doing?

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<v Speaker 2>They? I mean they look the other way.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't want to see a guy like that.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what it is? Actually, you're right that the

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<v Speaker 2>women are the people who came up to me and

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<v Speaker 2>said like, hey, can I get you anything? I'll get

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<v Speaker 2>your panadolega want.

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<v Speaker 1>To see it because they fear that could be then

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<v Speaker 1>one day they even talk about it, they could absorb

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<v Speaker 1>some of your weakness.

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<v Speaker 2>Can't stop my reps to help another.

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<v Speaker 1>On the floor. Lived hard, Live hard? How long were

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<v Speaker 1>you down for?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? Twenty minutes? Oh yeah, what did Frankie boy did?

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<v Speaker 1>He must have felt so wayful.

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<v Speaker 2>He was so he felt so bad because he said,

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<v Speaker 2>he was like, this shouldn't happen on my watch. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>sorry that this happened. See again, this was going on that,

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<v Speaker 2>my goose goose, I bet if there was a way

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<v Speaker 2>for him to sacrifice himself.

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<v Speaker 1>And yes, it's all your fraid. I'm gonna smash right

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<v Speaker 1>back up, Jack so we can be down there together, brothers. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>it's amazing whenever you talk about knackering backs, right, you

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<v Speaker 1>don't say you've hurt your back. You actually use the

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<v Speaker 1>F word. Actually, because I even I swapt I felt

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<v Speaker 1>so sorry. Yes, I swat messages with him and said

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<v Speaker 1>to our wife, Jackson a lot of paints once he

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<v Speaker 1>do when he's f his back. That is the Latin

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<v Speaker 1>medical term. It's the only word. It's so bad. You

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<v Speaker 1>can't use mild language, Rob, but for this morning on

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<v Speaker 1>the Money Show, we must use mild language.

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<v Speaker 2>Right.

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<v Speaker 1>But you said I've knackered my back, don't you say so?

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<v Speaker 1>One O this morning? Where did you knack your back?

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't mind lifting the couch and had to actually

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<v Speaker 1>get taken into hospital and kun do the show for

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<v Speaker 1>three days. So I do know, Jackie boy feels you

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<v Speaker 1>did yours in the gym. Yep, my friend Iris Johnny,

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<v Speaker 1>who like your friend Jeremy the vegetarian, Guess what is Irish?

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<v Speaker 1>Irish he's actually in my phone is Irish Johnny. I've

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<v Speaker 1>known him like twenty years. I know he's Irish everyone

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<v Speaker 1>he speaks to him, it's crystal clear. Johnny is still Irish.

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<v Speaker 2>But to me iris Johnny.

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<v Speaker 1>When we were single, we were in a I think

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<v Speaker 1>the kids used to call it disco thecky uh in

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<v Speaker 1>while swing in London, and he when he was drunk,

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<v Speaker 1>he used to do the splits. But as he got older,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't be doing that. And then that was the

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<v Speaker 1>last time Irish Johnny did the splits on the dead floor,

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<v Speaker 1>on the dance floor. And you know, when someone's in

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<v Speaker 1>painstry away, it's terrible. Your first fraction is to laugh.

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<v Speaker 1>Uncontrol of me. I have no regret to this day.

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<v Speaker 1>Johnny is Irish Johnny. And he was screaming. I just

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<v Speaker 1>thought he's mucking around, or he'd bashed his balls or

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<v Speaker 1>something like that, you know, But no, Johnny, Irish Johnny

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<v Speaker 1>could actually get up. He actually had surgery on his back.

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<v Speaker 1>He done it so bad and he tore his ars.

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<v Speaker 1>He actually tore one of his glute muscles. They had

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<v Speaker 1>to get an ambulance and it is awful. You've ever

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<v Speaker 1>been in a nightclub where they turn the lights.

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<v Speaker 2>On, light's on, a music off at a nightclub is the

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<v Speaker 2>weirdest environment you've ever been.

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<v Speaker 1>People who were about to get it on together when

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<v Speaker 1>they see the old light. You're not six or nine.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.