Speaker 1: Welcome to them, Christian No Show podcast it. So it's
Speaker 1: a good sign when the guy opposite for you is
Speaker 1: a slumped over his chair praying for help. I've been there,
Speaker 1: poor guy, You're in so much pain.
Speaker 2: It's seazy enough, and it's getting stiffers and stiffer as
Speaker 2: we go. I pulled my back yesterday trying to do
Speaker 2: a dead lift at the gym, which if you're not
Speaker 2: doing it right, is a dangerous lift.
Speaker 1: And then what a humiliating place to hurt it as well,
Speaker 1: because those gyms.
Speaker 2: Are I'm already intimidated in there.
Speaker 1: Seriously. It's like when you go to a gym, there
Speaker 1: are two types of people out. There are women there
Speaker 1: who relaxed, who are comfortable in themselves and their self esteem,
Speaker 1: and then there are men. And they're not men, actually
Speaker 1: are they. We're boys. You're looking around at the bigger boys.
Speaker 1: You know. Even when I go into a locker room,
Speaker 1: I'm not forty eight, I'm a teenager.
Speaker 2: They're going to see with me with the town, take
Speaker 2: my lunch money.
Speaker 1: There's a lot going. It's fraught with tension in a gym.
Speaker 2: So when I pulled my back yesterday, I felt so
Speaker 2: vulnerable because you were paralyzed for a little bit with
Speaker 2: pain and my knees.
Speaker 1: When those big apes could pick you up and have
Speaker 1: away with you, use you as a beach ball.
Speaker 2: There's nowhere to go that I desperately wanted to stand
Speaker 2: up and walk it off.
Speaker 1: So were you really on the floor?
Speaker 2: I was on the floor and that all I could
Speaker 2: do was wrap my legs up to my chest.
Speaker 1: And what were the other dudes doing?
Speaker 2: They? I mean they look the other way.
Speaker 1: You don't want to see a guy like that.
Speaker 2: You know what it is? Actually, you're right that the
Speaker 2: women are the people who came up to me and
Speaker 2: said like, hey, can I get you anything? I'll get
Speaker 2: your panadolega want.
Speaker 1: To see it because they fear that could be then
Speaker 1: one day they even talk about it, they could absorb
Speaker 1: some of your weakness.
Speaker 2: Can't stop my reps to help another.
Speaker 1: On the floor. Lived hard, Live hard? How long were
Speaker 1: you down for?
Speaker 2: Oh? Twenty minutes? Oh yeah, what did Frankie boy did?
Speaker 1: He must have felt so wayful.
Speaker 2: He was so he felt so bad because he said,
Speaker 2: he was like, this shouldn't happen on my watch. I'm
Speaker 2: sorry that this happened. See again, this was going on that,
Speaker 2: my goose goose, I bet if there was a way
Speaker 2: for him to sacrifice himself.
Speaker 1: And yes, it's all your fraid. I'm gonna smash right
Speaker 1: back up, Jack so we can be down there together, brothers. Anyway,
Speaker 1: it's amazing whenever you talk about knackering backs, right, you
Speaker 1: don't say you've hurt your back. You actually use the
Speaker 1: F word. Actually, because I even I swapt I felt
Speaker 1: so sorry. Yes, I swat messages with him and said
Speaker 1: to our wife, Jackson a lot of paints once he
Speaker 1: do when he's f his back. That is the Latin
Speaker 1: medical term. It's the only word. It's so bad. You
Speaker 1: can't use mild language, Rob, but for this morning on
Speaker 1: the Money Show, we must use mild language.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: But you said I've knackered my back, don't you say so?
Speaker 1: One O this morning? Where did you knack your back?
Speaker 1: I didn't mind lifting the couch and had to actually
Speaker 1: get taken into hospital and kun do the show for
Speaker 1: three days. So I do know, Jackie boy feels you
Speaker 1: did yours in the gym. Yep, my friend Iris Johnny,
Speaker 1: who like your friend Jeremy the vegetarian, Guess what is Irish?
Speaker 1: Irish he's actually in my phone is Irish Johnny. I've
Speaker 1: known him like twenty years. I know he's Irish everyone
Speaker 1: he speaks to him, it's crystal clear. Johnny is still Irish.
Speaker 2: But to me iris Johnny.
Speaker 1: When we were single, we were in a I think
Speaker 1: the kids used to call it disco thecky uh in
Speaker 1: while swing in London, and he when he was drunk,
Speaker 1: he used to do the splits. But as he got older,
Speaker 1: you can't be doing that. And then that was the
Speaker 1: last time Irish Johnny did the splits on the dead floor,
Speaker 1: on the dance floor. And you know, when someone's in
Speaker 1: painstry away, it's terrible. Your first fraction is to laugh.
Speaker 1: Uncontrol of me. I have no regret to this day.
Speaker 1: Johnny is Irish Johnny. And he was screaming. I just
Speaker 1: thought he's mucking around, or he'd bashed his balls or
Speaker 1: something like that, you know, But no, Johnny, Irish Johnny
Speaker 1: could actually get up. He actually had surgery on his back.
Speaker 1: He done it so bad and he tore his ars.
Speaker 1: He actually tore one of his glute muscles. They had
Speaker 1: to get an ambulance and it is awful. You've ever
Speaker 1: been in a nightclub where they turn the lights.
Speaker 2: On, light's on, a music off at a nightclub is the
Speaker 2: weirdest environment you've ever been.
Speaker 1: People who were about to get it on together when
Speaker 1: they see the old light. You're not six or nine.
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