WEBVTT - FULL: Mutton Dressed As Ham 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:00.800 Quest. 0:00:00.920 --> 0:00:05.680 Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:00:07.080 --> 0:00:13.640 Showtime You've sold out? 0:00:13.760 --> 0:00:16.079 She wants a had a hole cake and hid the evidence. 0:00:16.079 --> 0:00:18.880 Oh here, I just found myself and you missus, are. 0:00:18.760 --> 0:00:22.400 Over to the Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four 0:00:22.400 --> 0:00:23.400 point three. 0:00:23.120 --> 0:00:25.840 Show one two hundred and twenty. 0:00:25.640 --> 0:00:28.720 Nine Christian O'Connell's show I Can reach tell Today is 0:00:28.720 --> 0:00:30.720 going to be a really great show. Already, Jack and 0:00:30.720 --> 0:00:33.240 I'm Ria in the studio. What's the songs on? Talking 0:00:33.240 --> 0:00:37.120 about mulberry bushes and lemons and all right? I could 0:00:37.120 --> 0:00:39.280 just take the temperature here and go. It is sizzling. 0:00:39.280 --> 0:00:40.440 If anything, call it down. 0:00:40.440 --> 0:00:42.720 Guys, we're going to fleam out and buy eight. 0:00:42.680 --> 0:00:45.120 A reason for everyone to keep listening today. Do I 0:00:45.159 --> 0:00:46.520 have a Mulbury found for you? 0:00:46.520 --> 0:00:50.000 You go, my girl. We're going to get into it. 0:00:50.200 --> 0:00:52.159 And this is what the world needs right now is 0:00:52.159 --> 0:00:55.480 some heart take on today's show about mulberry bushes and 0:00:55.560 --> 0:00:56.440 Mulbery's themselves. 0:00:56.480 --> 0:00:58.800 I've got other exciting news. Yesterday on the show, I 0:00:58.840 --> 0:01:01.560 said I thought my life was planning a surprise party 0:01:01.600 --> 0:01:03.880 for me, because I talked about it yesterday. 0:01:03.920 --> 0:01:05.360 There was a lot of talk in my house. 0:01:05.840 --> 0:01:08.880 My daughter had seen the Instagram clip and she was like, oh, 0:01:09.000 --> 0:01:11.320 you be upset that Biancas nasked you to come to 0:01:11.400 --> 0:01:14.000 Jackson Brian's party and I went, yeah a lot bit yeah. 0:01:14.200 --> 0:01:14.280 No. 0:01:14.520 --> 0:01:16.399 She caved and she told me what the surprise is. 0:01:16.480 --> 0:01:20.120 It's not a party. It's so good, so seen you 0:01:20.200 --> 0:01:24.000 this year. It is two days of golf and a 0:01:24.160 --> 0:01:26.880 stay in Dalsford on Friday night. So we're going to 0:01:26.880 --> 0:01:30.600 play for two different regional golf courses over the forty 0:01:30.600 --> 0:01:34.960 eight hour We go tomorrow, we let you leave tomorrow afternoon. 0:01:35.080 --> 0:01:37.800 We'll play Strength and Golf Course, then stay overnight in 0:01:37.840 --> 0:01:42.000 Dalesford and then play Hepburn Golf Course Sunday morning. Not 0:01:42.080 --> 0:01:44.240 you and the boys, No, me and Bianker. Yeah beautiful 0:01:44.920 --> 0:01:45.400 the way. 0:01:45.200 --> 0:01:47.000 That Patsy had to check because even tho I was like, 0:01:47.080 --> 0:01:47.960 your wife is coming. 0:01:48.880 --> 0:01:50.840 It's just being beause your wife. 0:01:50.560 --> 0:01:54.440 Is an angel and so but this is risky. 0:01:55.320 --> 0:01:57.240 What happens if you have a bad game tomorrow? No, 0:01:57.600 --> 0:01:58.680 you haven't thought about that. 0:01:59.160 --> 0:02:02.800 I already can you choke on eighteen holes tomorrow? And 0:02:02.800 --> 0:02:06.440 sudden it's a very silent dinner and Banchor's going maybe 0:02:06.840 --> 0:02:07.840 I head home. 0:02:07.680 --> 0:02:09.840 And you come back Sunday when you've licked your wounds. 0:02:10.280 --> 0:02:12.240 I already when she smashes you. 0:02:12.280 --> 0:02:14.440 She will. She's a better golf for the She's like 0:02:14.480 --> 0:02:17.120 a junior golf championship winner. 0:02:17.440 --> 0:02:19.000 Do you think she gives you few tomorrow? 0:02:19.360 --> 0:02:20.840 No, No, she will. 0:02:20.880 --> 0:02:23.960 Sudden it's a few more shanks. Not going so well 0:02:24.160 --> 0:02:25.240 on my birthday weekend. 0:02:27.800 --> 0:02:32.520 Well, if she's hearing this, no, I'll be happy to 0:02:32.520 --> 0:02:35.160 just play with her and watch her brilliance. I'll learn 0:02:35.200 --> 0:02:36.000 something from her. 0:02:36.200 --> 0:02:38.360 I can't. I don't buy anything but this this, so 0:02:38.600 --> 0:02:40.359 you'll relieve. No, No, it's not and. 0:02:40.320 --> 0:02:42.480 It's not a surprise party. We're not hosting people at 0:02:42.480 --> 0:02:44.880 the house. It's not going late into Friday night. 0:02:45.200 --> 0:02:48.920 Nocause half seven seven forty seven pm or anything like that. 0:02:49.120 --> 0:02:51.000 We can't have any of that. Even on that. 0:02:50.919 --> 0:02:54.600 Golf tripanchor, it's almost six o'clock having that second drink 0:02:54.680 --> 0:02:55.040 right now. 0:02:55.240 --> 0:02:57.680 We do have an early tea time next morning, so 0:02:57.840 --> 0:02:58.480 get your rest. 0:03:01.360 --> 0:03:03.919 So do you think that she was planning a surprise 0:03:04.400 --> 0:03:07.080 birthday party and then sort of read the room a 0:03:07.080 --> 0:03:08.560 bit like, okay, golf trip. 0:03:08.639 --> 0:03:10.880 No, the golf trip was planned, And now I feel 0:03:10.880 --> 0:03:11.560 a bit bad. 0:03:11.440 --> 0:03:14.440 For her for. 0:03:13.160 --> 0:03:15.440 Forcing her hand because she pretty much had to tell. 0:03:15.280 --> 0:03:17.920 You on the radio and she had no choice. 0:03:18.120 --> 0:03:20.200 But then I would have spent the next two days 0:03:20.240 --> 0:03:21.440 worrying about this friend. 0:03:21.560 --> 0:03:26.120 Study noticed that worrying about friends coming around. Hang on 0:03:26.160 --> 0:03:28.200 this on parked outside. It's not one of my best 0:03:28.200 --> 0:03:29.119 friends from childhood. 0:03:30.120 --> 0:03:32.600 There's all of them, all the people I care about here. 0:03:32.919 --> 0:03:34.239 What you done, be anger? 0:03:37.000 --> 0:03:38.960 I mean we would obviously we still would have had 0:03:38.960 --> 0:03:42.400 fun at the party, but business even better for everybody. 0:03:42.440 --> 0:03:45.240 But Christian connall's show podcast. 0:03:44.960 --> 0:03:49.560 Christian O'Connell's show. This coming Monday, it's my daughter's last exam. 0:03:49.880 --> 0:03:51.560 She year twelve. She's in the exam. So I'm now 0:03:51.600 --> 0:03:52.480 doing all the vcs. 0:03:53.000 --> 0:03:57.040 This Monday it was psychology, and so over the last 0:03:57.040 --> 0:03:58.640 couple of weeks I'm doing a lot of the flash 0:03:58.720 --> 0:04:01.440 card revision. There are no physical flash cards now, it's 0:04:01.480 --> 0:04:04.280 a laptop. You click it one way, if they know it, 0:04:04.520 --> 0:04:06.640 you click it another way, and it goes into the 0:04:06.800 --> 0:04:08.840 stool to learn. At the end, you get a percentage 0:04:09.200 --> 0:04:11.800 yesterday one hundred and seventeen of these flashcards. 0:04:12.200 --> 0:04:18.239 Wow, yes, yeah, yeah, Hey, you're just clicking a button 0:04:18.320 --> 0:04:20.240 left or right, she's the one who has to know Jack. 0:04:20.760 --> 0:04:23.280 It's it's law, it's legal. Some of these words. 0:04:23.400 --> 0:04:27.479 I was like stumbling and mumbling precedents, precedents, upper house, 0:04:27.680 --> 0:04:29.760 lower house, it's legal stuff. 0:04:29.839 --> 0:04:31.600 Right, It's so out of my wheelhouse. 0:04:31.920 --> 0:04:34.360 So the last two exams, I've been doing the bulk 0:04:34.360 --> 0:04:36.720 of the flash cards right English, and then we got 0:04:36.720 --> 0:04:42.080 into psychology. Okay, And now now i've sadly yesterday I've 0:04:42.120 --> 0:04:44.960 been I was just say, it's actually brutal. What happened 0:04:45.040 --> 0:04:48.839 yesterday happen in America. I've been benched, sad it's the 0:04:48.960 --> 0:04:53.520 rise of She's back again. Sarah's back is doing legal now. 0:04:53.560 --> 0:04:57.360 Because for me, I don't get too caught up whether. 0:04:57.640 --> 0:05:00.440 Everything Lois is saying is one hundred percent. I'm seeing 0:05:00.480 --> 0:05:00.960 the answers. 0:05:01.040 --> 0:05:03.200 I think if it's above a threshold of seventy percent, 0:05:03.880 --> 0:05:06.640 this is good enough for an eight. All right, okay, 0:05:07.160 --> 0:05:09.719 so I go, yeah, move on. It's like a game 0:05:09.760 --> 0:05:11.960 show to me that running out time next, because I'm 0:05:12.000 --> 0:05:14.680 thinking one hundred and thirteen of these, if each one 0:05:14.720 --> 0:05:16.640 is going to take a minute, I'm here two hours. 0:05:16.880 --> 0:05:18.280 So we're going to pick up the pace a bit. 0:05:18.480 --> 0:05:21.720 But with legal and contracts. There's so much wiggle room 0:05:21.760 --> 0:05:23.200 in there, trying to make them a. 0:05:24.000 --> 0:05:25.880 One thing we can all agree about. Law, it's mainly 0:05:25.920 --> 0:05:26.680 gray area. 0:05:26.839 --> 0:05:30.000 Nothing is written down, nothing has to be exactly the 0:05:30.120 --> 0:05:32.360 letter of the law. In fact, that's not even a phrase. 0:05:32.440 --> 0:05:35.160 Is that the letter of the law. So yesterday we 0:05:35.520 --> 0:05:37.599 go through a lot of some'm like yeah, you know, 0:05:37.720 --> 0:05:39.720 moving on to next one, and then my wife comes back. 0:05:39.760 --> 0:05:41.200 She goes, oh my god, Love, I'm so sorry. I 0:05:41.240 --> 0:05:43.120 wasn't here to do flash cards? Did your dad have 0:05:43.200 --> 0:05:44.800 to do it? And I'm by the way I said, 0:05:44.839 --> 0:05:47.280 I am here. I'm next to Lois. I can hear 0:05:47.400 --> 0:05:49.839 all of this, and Lois goes, Mum, you to step in. 0:05:49.960 --> 0:05:51.839 Dad is too much of a yes man. 0:05:51.680 --> 0:05:52.360 On this one. 0:05:53.960 --> 0:05:59.520 Yeah, seventeen, you are going to get one thousand percent, Young. 0:05:59.400 --> 0:06:04.080 Lady and The Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:06:03.760 --> 0:06:07.239 Christian O'Connell's show anything we ever talk about on the show, 0:06:08.160 --> 0:06:10.960 And we're still yet to get into the Mulberry Bush chat, 0:06:10.960 --> 0:06:13.360 but that's coming up later on rest Assured Show fans 0:06:13.600 --> 0:06:17.960 and Quality Content fans and Mister Beast fans, please like 0:06:18.000 --> 0:06:19.440 and subscribe all our videos. 0:06:19.960 --> 0:06:21.080 We call it Late La Party. 0:06:21.120 --> 0:06:23.000 You can always chip in about anything you've heard us 0:06:23.000 --> 0:06:25.200 talking about, even if you go back to the old 0:06:25.200 --> 0:06:33.800 podcast for the show late we called it Lake Sila Party. 0:06:34.120 --> 0:06:36.320 Late s La Party literally is are subjects of the 0:06:36.320 --> 0:06:41.080 first email from Holly visa Late Late, Late, Late Late 0:06:41.200 --> 0:06:45.279 to the party brackets six years late. Oh wow, Hi Christian, 0:06:45.360 --> 0:06:48.359 Jack and Patsy just discover the show, and so I 0:06:48.360 --> 0:06:53.120 thought I'd go back and listen to show one six. 0:06:52.880 --> 0:06:54.360 And a half years ago. 0:06:55.200 --> 0:06:58.039 Wow, we well done, and I want to share a 0:06:58.040 --> 0:07:00.279 few of my highlights on the first year that you 0:07:00.360 --> 0:07:00.960 were on air. 0:07:01.360 --> 0:07:03.760 Phrase that pays I literally don't remember that. 0:07:04.240 --> 0:07:07.560 Oh that was Yes. That was when Hamish McLaughlin was 0:07:07.600 --> 0:07:10.280 our football correspondent and we gave him a phrase that 0:07:10.320 --> 0:07:12.200 he had to work into the commentary. 0:07:11.840 --> 0:07:15.160 Live commentary in seven Now, having been here a little 0:07:15.160 --> 0:07:17.360 bit longer, understand I can understand why. 0:07:17.480 --> 0:07:18.560 People got upset by that. 0:07:19.000 --> 0:07:21.040 Obviously, people care about foot and they don't want to 0:07:21.080 --> 0:07:24.160 hear Hamish bless him having to say ping my band 0:07:24.240 --> 0:07:27.840 with various and the monkeys are coming and funny, we 0:07:28.000 --> 0:07:29.520 let's get some of the audios some of these and 0:07:29.560 --> 0:07:30.800 playing in five minutes time. 0:07:30.800 --> 0:07:32.600 Actually because he did. He was a great sport. 0:07:32.680 --> 0:07:34.080 I remember by the end of the year we were 0:07:34.080 --> 0:07:36.239 biddle with him because he didn't do the Grand Final. 0:07:36.280 --> 0:07:39.800 One Now in anyone, why would he? He's a thoroughly 0:07:40.200 --> 0:07:42.280 probably one of the most pro pros around, isn't he? 0:07:43.360 --> 0:07:44.720 Grand Final? Good fun? 0:07:44.760 --> 0:07:46.560 But that was really good fun the Grands kicking balls 0:07:46.560 --> 0:07:50.920 ahead of the Grand Final. One last stream, hoghly download smile. 0:07:51.080 --> 0:07:54.320 Remember the winning song from back Bangalo as well Bungalow? 0:07:54.360 --> 0:07:55.360 Do you remember one stream of. 0:07:55.360 --> 0:07:58.800 The band playing at one entry day mansions? 0:07:58.840 --> 0:08:01.240 They were so good, all good. I'm going to take 0:08:01.320 --> 0:08:02.160 up that album. 0:08:01.840 --> 0:08:05.440 Again Facebook Marketplace. Price is right. 0:08:05.600 --> 0:08:06.800 I used to love that shame. 0:08:07.080 --> 0:08:07.920 Can we bring that back? 0:08:08.080 --> 0:08:08.679 Can we please? 0:08:08.800 --> 0:08:12.800 One of my favorite ones was a mobile crematorium ourself right, 0:08:16.560 --> 0:08:19.600 Christian when you first made it to number one in Melbourne, 0:08:19.680 --> 0:08:22.360 But it was for the nine till ten hour of 0:08:22.440 --> 0:08:22.880 the show. 0:08:24.640 --> 0:08:25.119 In radio. 0:08:25.160 --> 0:08:27.600 I'd always try and crunch and find good numbers amongst 0:08:27.600 --> 0:08:30.080 bad numbers, And the first number one we got was 0:08:30.320 --> 0:08:32.360 that we were number one from nine am. 0:08:33.040 --> 0:08:35.360 Every other record show would ended. 0:08:35.480 --> 0:08:38.080 But nine till ten am. Wow, we we will rocking it, 0:08:38.840 --> 0:08:42.120 I say to vocals, and then Christian. I remember every 0:08:42.200 --> 0:08:44.760 day you used to get so annoyed that you could 0:08:44.840 --> 0:08:48.280 never find any actual excited winner. And it wasn't until 0:08:48.360 --> 0:08:51.240 show number one hundred and twenty two you said, finally 0:08:51.559 --> 0:08:55.040 an appropriately excited winner. I'm still looking for some of them. 0:08:55.160 --> 0:08:56.920 Sometimes when you hear you'll hear us. 0:08:56.840 --> 0:08:59.040 A lot ago. Hey, you've got a thousand dollars. 0:09:01.040 --> 0:09:01.400 I didn't. 0:09:01.520 --> 0:09:05.200 I didn't expect that on this day mystery. 0:09:06.080 --> 0:09:07.040 Oh I don't remember. 0:09:07.120 --> 0:09:11.800 I don't remember that. Don't judge me, But do you 0:09:12.280 --> 0:09:14.120 what was how did that? What was that? 0:09:14.920 --> 0:09:17.120 That was when you I can't remember any spec Actually 0:09:17.160 --> 0:09:20.840 I do remember. Example, there was you would have like 0:09:20.880 --> 0:09:23.920 a confession about yourself. So there was one guy from 0:09:24.040 --> 0:09:26.360 work who Jack actually got upset about this. 0:09:26.440 --> 0:09:27.880 He said, don't judge me, but. 0:09:28.760 --> 0:09:31.360 The one about the left to lift. I don't know. 0:09:31.640 --> 0:09:34.559 Let's move on. I remember trip. 0:09:35.080 --> 0:09:36.240 It doesn't work anymore. 0:09:36.360 --> 0:09:40.480 Think about that golf trip, the mystery there and power 0:09:40.520 --> 0:09:41.120 banded Friday. 0:09:41.120 --> 0:09:42.719 Anyway, Holly wish I haven't gotten too that one. 0:09:43.120 --> 0:09:45.800 Yeah, kicked the lift doors closed when he saw me 0:09:45.840 --> 0:09:47.319 coming in the morning, so he didn't have to ride 0:09:47.320 --> 0:09:48.120 the arpader with me. 0:09:48.240 --> 0:09:52.760 Oh no, sure you remember it wrong. Move on, party, 0:09:52.920 --> 0:09:53.559 Let's move on. 0:09:54.160 --> 0:09:56.920 Good morning guys, my late little party Jack, come on, 0:09:56.960 --> 0:09:57.680 come back from. 0:09:57.520 --> 0:09:59.720 The dark sign not today of all days. 0:10:00.040 --> 0:10:03.120 Morning guys, my lengtheler Party is a long lasting, continuous 0:10:03.120 --> 0:10:06.760 streak of playing Solitaire on my iPhone every day since 0:10:07.160 --> 0:10:08.240 two thousand and one. 0:10:08.440 --> 0:10:09.920 Oh my god, that's. 0:10:09.760 --> 0:10:12.080 The longest streak I've ever heard of two thousand and one. 0:10:12.400 --> 0:10:14.760 I have played at least one game every day since 0:10:14.800 --> 0:10:16.959 two thousand and one, whilst sitting on the toilet. 0:10:18.520 --> 0:10:19.800 Christian? Is that two streaks? 0:10:19.800 --> 0:10:22.200 One playing Solitaire, the one was playing on the toilet 0:10:22.360 --> 0:10:26.280 sitting Andrew, you've got into a new game that someone recommends, 0:10:26.320 --> 0:10:27.120 squared or Yes. 0:10:27.160 --> 0:10:29.680 When we were talking about streaks last week, they someone 0:10:29.720 --> 0:10:31.920 texted and said squared all. So I brought it up. 0:10:32.080 --> 0:10:34.360 I wish I didn't, because now I'm obsessed with it. 0:10:34.440 --> 0:10:34.880 What is it? 0:10:34.960 --> 0:10:37.800 Yeah, it's like it's sort of like word ll but 0:10:37.960 --> 0:10:40.320 everything you can go instead of going straight across, you 0:10:40.320 --> 0:10:43.160 can go every which way, diagonaled down. You should try it, 0:10:43.200 --> 0:10:44.080 but I warn. 0:10:43.880 --> 0:10:44.720 You, But again, is it? 0:10:44.760 --> 0:10:44.840 So? 0:10:45.160 --> 0:10:45.640 Is it words? 0:10:45.640 --> 0:10:47.440 You're trying to guess words you're trying to guess. 0:10:47.520 --> 0:10:50.280 Yes, but they can be diagonal, vertical, yes. 0:10:50.200 --> 0:10:55.440 And they they can be yes, they can go backwards, yep, 0:10:55.640 --> 0:10:59.000 you can. Any direction is acceptable, except you can't jump 0:10:59.000 --> 0:10:59.400 a ladder. 0:11:00.120 --> 0:11:03.640 Right. But I have never getting the many things that 0:11:03.640 --> 0:11:04.640 I could lean into. 0:11:05.200 --> 0:11:06.079 How did I got? 0:11:06.640 --> 0:11:08.360 Is like, I'm not even going to google it? You know, 0:11:08.679 --> 0:11:10.400 I'm interestedn't wear that restaurant. 0:11:10.000 --> 0:11:12.680 Is over the weekend. I was so addicted to it 0:11:12.720 --> 0:11:14.400 that it's like word or where they only give you 0:11:14.440 --> 0:11:16.319 one game per day and you've got to wait till 0:11:16.320 --> 0:11:17.720 the time changes of the rotter. 0:11:18.120 --> 0:11:20.640 I Christmas Day comes again tomorrow for us, and. 0:11:21.040 --> 0:11:25.280 That I googled the time difference between US and America, 0:11:25.400 --> 0:11:28.679 so I knew what time the game would refresh. And 0:11:28.720 --> 0:11:30.920 then I got even more excited when I opened my 0:11:30.960 --> 0:11:35.480 laptop and saw that I left Friday's game there unplayed. 0:11:37.280 --> 0:11:41.640 Time Christmas Eve twice in One Day World dot com. Uh, 0:11:41.800 --> 0:11:44.319 this email comes from Jane. We're talking about hitchhikers on 0:11:44.360 --> 0:11:44.680 the show. 0:11:44.720 --> 0:11:45.120 Recently. 0:11:45.480 --> 0:11:47.480 One Holidays, my mom and dad headed off in the 0:11:47.480 --> 0:11:49.319 car for a family holiday. We're only about an hour 0:11:49.320 --> 0:11:50.800 into the trip and it was a nine hour trip. 0:11:50.880 --> 0:11:53.319 We spotted a hitchhiker. My dad stopped and picked him 0:11:53.360 --> 0:11:55.320 up and made my mom sit in the back and 0:11:55.400 --> 0:11:57.640 the guy up front, who whispered to my mum. 0:11:58.040 --> 0:12:00.480 So he so he can't stab me in the back. 0:12:02.480 --> 0:12:07.120 We we carried on another eight hours with this strange 0:12:07.679 --> 0:12:10.320 who appeared to be quite trunk. We picked him up 0:12:10.320 --> 0:12:13.200 and then just fell asleep. My dad wouldn't let him 0:12:13.200 --> 0:12:14.800 come into a hotel. We had books on the way. 0:12:14.800 --> 0:12:16.920 He had to sleep in the car. The next morning 0:12:17.000 --> 0:12:20.000 we completed the trip, made it to Hearth to Perth, sorry, 0:12:20.000 --> 0:12:22.839 and we dropped this this hitchhike of at his parents' 0:12:22.880 --> 0:12:26.200 place in City Beach in a really flashed triple story. 0:12:26.200 --> 0:12:28.200 Were said his own mom and dad lived. The guy 0:12:28.320 --> 0:12:30.559 thanked my dad and then said, did one of those 0:12:30.600 --> 0:12:33.280 power moves. Here's a little something for the for the fuel. 0:12:33.679 --> 0:12:34.360 Hand him on one. 0:12:34.480 --> 0:12:42.120 Do what's that like three hundred meters these days of 0:12:42.240 --> 0:12:45.360 fr prices. Normally when someone does that, you go wait 0:12:45.440 --> 0:12:47.440 untill they've gone, and then you go like, oh, one 0:12:47.640 --> 0:12:50.719 buck going to Christian Jack and Batsy your sistant just 0:12:50.760 --> 0:12:54.720 showed it the morning and Patsy mentioned about mint chocolate thins. 0:12:55.320 --> 0:12:57.679 Later on that week, I walked into Audi. One of 0:12:57.720 --> 0:12:59.800 the first things in that Middle Lisle is. They've got 0:12:59.840 --> 0:13:03.679 a whole load of mint chocolate Thince. I got a 0:13:03.679 --> 0:13:05.960 whole load of these emails. They are still available. Worry 0:13:06.000 --> 0:13:08.200 that they know what around anymore? All right, As always, 0:13:08.200 --> 0:13:09.840 whenever you want to chip in with anything you hear 0:13:09.880 --> 0:13:11.600 us talking about on the show, you can email me 0:13:11.679 --> 0:13:14.320 late to the party Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot. 0:13:14.840 --> 0:13:17.560 The Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:13:17.240 --> 0:13:18.400 Christian O'Connell's show. 0:13:18.760 --> 0:13:21.480 You off to Ladies Day today, Patsy, No, I'm not 0:13:21.840 --> 0:13:22.440 drinking all. 0:13:22.400 --> 0:13:24.400 Day power drinking. 0:13:24.559 --> 0:13:27.800 No, you haven't seen you down at the page in photos. 0:13:27.800 --> 0:13:30.040 She was at some Langham affair. I noticed. 0:13:31.920 --> 0:13:36.079 You didn't tell here, right They nice to. 0:13:36.000 --> 0:13:37.600 Come along Jack's birthday week. 0:13:37.840 --> 0:13:39.200 Well it's mainly ladies. 0:13:39.640 --> 0:13:43.400 Well we're pro ladies, the Sinker Ladies. 0:13:43.600 --> 0:13:46.720 Yeah, they do it every year. It's beautiful, beautiful, beautiful 0:13:46.800 --> 0:13:49.120 on a Friday before the Derby Day was very nice. 0:13:49.120 --> 0:13:52.319 So Chris doesn't even go no. 0:13:51.240 --> 0:13:53.520 No, no, just for mummy that day. 0:13:53.520 --> 0:13:55.280 You've been on Ladies Day though you've been to. 0:13:55.640 --> 0:13:58.560 I've never been to Oaks Day. Really, yeah, I thought 0:13:58.600 --> 0:14:00.480 you would right in the middle of it. 0:14:00.559 --> 0:14:01.920 Show a lady mosh pit. 0:14:03.679 --> 0:14:04.280 Carnage. 0:14:04.360 --> 0:14:08.520 It is the six o'clock tonight, just carnage. 0:14:09.160 --> 0:14:12.480 Now the fashion out there today will be women spend thousands. 0:14:12.520 --> 0:14:13.720 They'll look sensational. 0:14:14.320 --> 0:14:16.360 And now, Patsy, you've got a parking problem. 0:14:16.400 --> 0:14:18.560 I have got a parking problem, and I'm hoping boys 0:14:18.559 --> 0:14:21.320 that you can help me with it. I was parked 0:14:21.440 --> 0:14:26.200 parallel yesterday doing some errands and I did not feed 0:14:26.240 --> 0:14:29.320 the meter because I was ducking into the shop, which 0:14:29.440 --> 0:14:31.080 I parked right out in front of. And I thought, 0:14:31.120 --> 0:14:31.600 you know what, of. 0:14:31.520 --> 0:14:33.400 Course, just if you're new to the show, when Patsy 0:14:33.440 --> 0:14:34.280 says running. 0:14:34.200 --> 0:14:37.040 Errands that were parked outside the shop, yeah, shotgun on 0:14:37.040 --> 0:14:37.640 the laft. 0:14:37.440 --> 0:14:42.160 Case in case the police show up, still smoking from 0:14:42.200 --> 0:14:46.360 a previous hit. But yeah, okay, doing some errands and. 0:14:46.320 --> 0:14:47.600 I thought, you know what, I'm not going to feed 0:14:47.640 --> 0:14:50.160 the meter. I'm literally going to be two minutes. So 0:14:50.200 --> 0:14:51.600 when I got back in the car, I was checking 0:14:51.640 --> 0:14:55.200 my phone and I saw the Gray Ghost, the parking inspector. 0:14:56.320 --> 0:14:59.160 They call them the gray Ghost. Yeah, because their uniforms. 0:14:59.160 --> 0:14:59.960 Great, you haven't heard of it. 0:15:00.120 --> 0:15:00.720 I've never heard of it. 0:15:00.800 --> 0:15:02.720 But it's a lot of this right, just sort of 0:15:02.720 --> 0:15:04.560 impress me. And that's what you don't know about this 0:15:04.600 --> 0:15:05.560 strange because you're fauner. 0:15:05.920 --> 0:15:08.560 But here in our land we call them the great ghosts. 0:15:08.680 --> 0:15:10.360 And I look around the team and everyone else is like, 0:15:10.440 --> 0:15:12.440 du no idea, the great. 0:15:12.240 --> 0:15:14.200 Ghost Oh, yes, they're the great I thought they wore 0:15:14.280 --> 0:15:15.480 high veers. 0:15:15.600 --> 0:15:15.920 Do they? 0:15:15.960 --> 0:15:18.760 Maybe they've changed out my way there they're a gray uniform. 0:15:18.880 --> 0:15:21.280 We call them the gray ghosts. Anyway, I could see 0:15:21.360 --> 0:15:23.840 him walking and I thought, oh, I don't have any change. 0:15:23.880 --> 0:15:25.960 I couldn't be bother getting out and feeding the. 0:15:26.160 --> 0:15:27.640 Spirit, isn't it? If any way, we could all be 0:15:27.720 --> 0:15:27.880 like that. 0:15:29.200 --> 0:15:32.560 Evidences can't park anywhere ewhereancys or lorries can't do their 0:15:32.600 --> 0:15:33.400 essential business. 0:15:34.240 --> 0:15:36.920 But I was wondering, can they book you if you're 0:15:37.000 --> 0:15:40.560 sitting in the car if you haven't if you if 0:15:40.560 --> 0:15:41.320 you haven't feed your meal? 0:15:41.400 --> 0:15:42.520 I would guess yes. 0:15:42.720 --> 0:15:45.720 Confrontational though you have to look them in the and 0:15:45.840 --> 0:15:49.640 then you'll be knocking on the windscreen going hello, I'm right, yeah. 0:15:49.120 --> 0:15:51.000 You think anyone's really played that all the way through, 0:15:51.120 --> 0:15:52.960 even if their car is getting winched up until it 0:15:52.960 --> 0:15:55.360 away they're in the back like I'm not moving, Then 0:15:55.360 --> 0:15:56.480 you're coming for a ride or the back. 0:15:57.160 --> 0:15:59.760 But I'm just what I guess they can because it's 0:16:00.240 --> 0:16:03.400 you have infringement. Yeah, you haven't fed your meter anyway. 0:16:03.400 --> 0:16:05.040 So I got scared and I drove off. 0:16:05.480 --> 0:16:07.760 I think you have what It was still filling in 0:16:07.800 --> 0:16:08.280 the admin. 0:16:08.520 --> 0:16:10.160 No, no, no, he wasn't about to book me, but 0:16:10.200 --> 0:16:12.000 I could see him. It was like three cars away, 0:16:12.000 --> 0:16:13.640 and I thought, I either have to get out and 0:16:13.680 --> 0:16:14.240 pay the meter. 0:16:14.640 --> 0:16:16.520 I want you to stay just for the curiosity of 0:16:16.560 --> 0:16:19.320 the question of us. Would you have booked you if 0:16:19.360 --> 0:16:20.680 you were sitting there in the front seat. 0:16:20.720 --> 0:16:22.400 Well, let's find out that must have happened to Peo. 0:16:22.400 --> 0:16:25.080 But nine four one four one oh four three you 0:16:25.160 --> 0:16:27.040 ever seen the Greek. 0:16:26.840 --> 0:16:30.480 Ghost The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:16:30.160 --> 0:16:34.880 Christian O'Connell's show, two questions right now? You ever heard 0:16:34.920 --> 0:16:39.840 of parking attendance as Greg ghosts corner, Patsy, you all 0:16:40.000 --> 0:16:44.000 call them grey ghosts. Patsy was in the car yesterday 0:16:44.360 --> 0:16:46.800 and wants to know. Then, Patsy, the question today about 0:16:46.840 --> 0:16:48.440 your parking concern. 0:16:48.240 --> 0:16:51.880 Is can you be booked for a parking infringement if 0:16:51.920 --> 0:16:54.480 you're sitting in the car but haven't fed you meter 0:16:54.720 --> 0:16:55.760 or it's run out. 0:16:55.760 --> 0:16:56.360 Christian Gello. 0:16:56.440 --> 0:16:58.320 This my wife got but while sitting in the car 0:16:58.400 --> 0:17:03.640 breastfeeding our daughter, the meter ran out. That pretty average 0:17:03.920 --> 0:17:08.879 from the ticket inspector. Also never ever heard of them referred. 0:17:08.480 --> 0:17:12.960