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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Shut up with.

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Speaker 3: Welcome to the podcast. What are we going with the

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Speaker 3: goat of pooh catching?

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Speaker 4: I believe so story? Yeah worth sticking around for. Absolutely, Yeah, absolutely,

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Speaker 4: I love this story. I mean at won a woman

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Speaker 4: a thousand dollars, I suppose at.

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Speaker 3: The end of it, Yeah, in one of a thousand bucks.

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Speaker 3: I suppose at the end of the day. When you

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Speaker 3: get I mean Woody, neither of you nor I are parents.

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Speaker 3: I have to pick up my dog's pooh. I've never

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Speaker 3: caught it though, but I've ever dived and caught it.

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Speaker 2: The story you're about to hear.

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Speaker 3: On this this woman is full stretch catching her toddler's poop.

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Speaker 5: You're a dad, Have you ever caught a book?

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Speaker 2: Um? Caught one?

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Speaker 6: It's it's more of a game of dodging. I think

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Speaker 6: when my first kid was really like an infant. It's

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Speaker 6: almost like doing a karate chop of a mustard bottle,

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Speaker 6: like ah, and then it sprays out, so you've just

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Speaker 6: got it, like really, whoa get out of the way,

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Speaker 6: you know, like.

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Speaker 5: What do you mean?

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Speaker 6: Change table and taking the nappy pow. It's like, you know,

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Speaker 6: goes like times you get a bit of air on there,

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Speaker 6: and that's why a lot of the air, A lot

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Speaker 6: of parents get whizzed on because of that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, their freedom and they just have you ever been struck?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you've been struck. Wow, happens to the best of us.

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Speaker 3: But the fresh air that, yeah, it's it's just like

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Speaker 3: when you when you turn a limp hose on in

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Speaker 3: summer and no one's holding the end.

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Speaker 5: It's just yeah, like a sprinkler.

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Speaker 3: But how big is it?

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Speaker 7: Not?

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Speaker 5: Like he's dad?

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Speaker 6: Obviously I was holding my arm there for all the

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Speaker 6: podcasts listeners. But no, I will say, I have a

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Speaker 6: lot of what's the word I'm looking here for wood?

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Speaker 5: You're a bit of a wordsmith. Thank you man. What

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Speaker 5: are you going for? What are you trying to go for?

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Speaker 5: To give you a big wood? Because nice?

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Speaker 6: Beautifully this she was talking about her sheepskin rug, which

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Speaker 6: I can totally relate because those things are precious and

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Speaker 6: expensive and she just was doing what she could to

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Speaker 6: try and protect.

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Speaker 2: Now I know this.

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Speaker 3: If I was a toddler, I wish I could take

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Speaker 3: myself back in time to.

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Speaker 5: Pull on rugs.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, rugs.

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Speaker 4: The power you hold is crazy. If you're told and

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Speaker 4: you can understand us right now.

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Speaker 8: Vasas vases don't start the vas vase jetty here for hours.

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Speaker 8: But no, no, I brought up a few people.

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Speaker 5: There are some vases out there.

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Speaker 2: If I was in the United States, it's everywhere.

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Speaker 5: Woulds yeah, but you know horses and courses. You know

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Speaker 5: the same.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely, horses and courses. And your horse is currently on

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Speaker 3: the course of Australia. And we say, mars.

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Speaker 4: Potato potato vas varse tomato tomato.

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Speaker 5: We can go for ours. Where were we put them

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Speaker 5: on a rug? Put them on a rug?

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, I would.

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Speaker 3: If I was I'd say if I was a toddler,

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Speaker 3: I definitely take more shits on rugs.

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Speaker 2: But I would.

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Speaker 3: I would because because Joel, there's this period where you

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Speaker 3: take it nappy off a kid to toilet train them.

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Speaker 5: We literally just trained our second kid, Austin.

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Speaker 6: And it's like you have to put aside a good weekend,

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Speaker 6: a full forty eight hour period where you're just watching

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Speaker 6: your two year old run around your house in jocks

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Speaker 6: or nude, and then you see them start to wean.

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Speaker 6: You just pick them up them on and that starts

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Speaker 6: to train them mentally to be like oh, Okay, when

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Speaker 6: I get this feeling.

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Speaker 5: I run to the toy.

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Speaker 2: How long does it take?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, by the second day, they've gotten the hang of it.

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Speaker 6: Like you're just praising them a lot, going like good job.

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Speaker 6: And now every time I take a piss, my two

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Speaker 5: Good job.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Do you tex to your house? Do you put like

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Speaker 6: We've got wooden floors, but yeah, you try and keep

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Speaker 6: them away from carpets. And like you'll hear this woman

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Speaker 6: like I totally relate, Like obviously her two year old's

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Speaker 5: Yeah, she said she sorry' his pooface? Does your son

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Speaker 5: have a pooface? Hundred percent?

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Speaker 6: He actually goes like a dog to the back corner

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Speaker 5: They want privacy? Do you want someone to want to

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Speaker 5: take so funny?

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Speaker 2: He goes to the bank just a little nook.

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Speaker 3: So you have to tell it, mate, you don't go

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Speaker 3: to theok you can go to the toilet and close

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Speaker 3: the door if you're like yeah, nice, So you have

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Speaker 3: to circle like a weekend or something though, you know

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Speaker 3: that's the weekend we've got to run around.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, so that do they and do they know that?

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Speaker 2: Do they?

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Speaker 3: Because obviously there's just a weekend there where they're just

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Speaker 3: walking around pantless like that. So when they wake up

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Speaker 3: on that Saturday, right, no no pants?

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Speaker 2: Is that a good moment?

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Speaker 5: Come a bit? Like they fight? They fight back on

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Speaker 5: a lot of things when this sort of two and

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Speaker 6: So like he'll wake up in the morning and go, hey, buddy,

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Speaker 6: let's go to a wee on the toilet, and he'll

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Speaker 6: be like no, we no, and so you have to

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Speaker 6: fight him to put him onto the toilet. I don't know,

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Speaker 6: it's just part of that age. But like I think

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Speaker 6: it's just testing you. They start to enjoy praise that

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Speaker 6: we started like a little like a sticker chart on

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Speaker 6: the on the glass shower thing in front of him,

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Speaker 6: like good job, sticker up.

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Speaker 5: There for doing a whizz.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, five star.

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Speaker 5: But he's a legend Love's.

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Speaker 2: Dog, isn't he, So he gets a sticker for doing away?

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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, that work for me, still works for you.

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Speaker 5: I'd like a sticker though a whiz. We actually have

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Speaker 5: a system we get you to do something, we give

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Speaker 5: you a stick. Yeah, it's lovely.

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Speaker 2: Before we actually when you got vaccinated, you came with

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Speaker 2: a vaccine. I got vaccinated. Stick.

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Speaker 4: Would I actually woke up this morning, I still had

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Speaker 4: my cotton bud and band aid on my own.

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Speaker 5: I didn't need to have that on. Apparently, No, I've

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Speaker 5: had five minutes. I'm very proud. How are you feeling.

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Speaker 5: I think I am starting to feel a little bit

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Speaker 5: at a little bit. Come on, going off a hill.

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Speaker 7: I think I.

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Speaker 5: Started podcast.

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Speaker 3: Coming on, Let's talk about the biggest story today.

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Speaker 2: For the last year or so, two years, five years.

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Speaker 2: God knows how long this has gone on for. And

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Speaker 2: when I say God knows, I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Actually, but someone who knows a lot more about it.

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Speaker 2: Britney Spears, that is just realized. It didn't even give

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Speaker 2: a context. He's a bishop.

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Speaker 10: I guess there's a bishop. I'm I'm in contact with God.

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Speaker 10: Will that?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: That does save me?

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Speaker 2: Save me?

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Speaker 5: And now tell us what's going on.

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Speaker 4: Jamie has stepped down as conservator of the Britney Spears

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Speaker 4: is sixty million dollar estate.

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Speaker 10: This is it. So for thirteen years, Jamie Spears, Britney's

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Speaker 10: father has taking every single year, every single aspect of

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Speaker 10: her life. And if we believe Britney's fery speech to court,

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Speaker 10: that includes wouldn't let to get married, controlling her contraception,

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Speaker 10: controlling when she could see her kids, controlling when she performed,

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Speaker 10: not that she ever saw a cent of money from it.

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Speaker 10: So hideous, hideous life. Recording to Brittany, Jamie has said

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Speaker 10: all along, I'm not budging, and then suddenly today is

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Speaker 10: lawyer's file papers and says he's stepping down, but only

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Speaker 10: for the good of Britney, because he feels like a

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Speaker 10: public battle with his daughter is not in her best interest.

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Speaker 10: He spent half the course document court document sledging his

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Speaker 10: ex wife Jamie Is and half saying I'm not a

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Speaker 10: bad guy. If you knew this is one of the

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Speaker 10: things he wrote. If the public actually knew all the

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Speaker 10: facts of miss Spears's personal life, not only her highs

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Speaker 10: but her lows, all of the addiction and mental health

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Speaker 10: issues she'd struggled with, they would praise mister Spears for

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Speaker 10: the job he's done, not vilify him. It's a nice

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Speaker 10: little threat contained in there as well.

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Speaker 3: Do we like, I mean like from an outsider's perspective,

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Speaker 3: she has looked pretty solidly off the rails for a while.

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Speaker 3: There is there a how truth in what he's saying

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Speaker 3: that she actually was a dependent for a little while there?

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Speaker 10: And look, certainly at that time when she did shover Heaven,

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Speaker 10: we all remember those pictures back back in two thousand

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Speaker 10: and eight. There was no doubt that they were all

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Speaker 10: very worried about her at the time. But just about

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Speaker 10: everyone who's looked at this from the outside, and that

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Speaker 10: includes psychologists, accountants, even people in disability services who see

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Speaker 10: this sort of thing news for people who have dementia

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Speaker 10: and so forth, something like this for a person who's

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Speaker 10: a functioning adult, it should have been temporary. No one

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Speaker 10: expected it to still be in place thirteen years later.

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Speaker 10: And the reason, according to Britney, we haven't heard about

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Speaker 10: it soon is because for thirteen years she wasn't able

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Speaker 10: to appoint her own lawyer, and so the lawyer she

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Speaker 10: did have never said she wanted to get out. Now,

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Speaker 10: Ronan Barroh did an investigation and she tried to get

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Speaker 10: hold of phones. She got people to smuggle her phones

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Speaker 10: like in the Steamers health clubs.

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Speaker 3: So the steamer at the club, she was shelving her

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Speaker 3: phone into the sauna.

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Speaker 4: Obviously it's lucky that phones are getting thinner and smaller.

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Speaker 10: Exactly, that's your mental picture for you, Is this someone

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Speaker 10: in a glad bag wow to get her in and

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Speaker 10: she would try to call a lawyer and then the

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Speaker 10: conservators would hear about it, and she says she would

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Speaker 10: then be blocked from seeing her kids as a result

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Speaker 10: of sort of punishment a.

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Speaker 2: Threat there as well. Gee wiz, what it sounds like.

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Speaker 3: We're really only just just just getting the tip of

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Speaker 3: the iceberg here.

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Speaker 4: And because because she's still he's still under a conservative

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Speaker 4: ship now. So even though Jamie's stepped to one side,

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Speaker 4: so now someone else is in control of everything.

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Speaker 5: Is that right?

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Speaker 10: He said he will step to one don't He also

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Speaker 10: didn't give a timeline. He said was he didn't feel

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Speaker 10: it was urgent. So and the second thing is the

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Speaker 10: service ship doesn't dissolve until the court dissolves.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so I'm still waiting for a decision here, was

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Speaker 3: still waiting out what's going to happen.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, but what her lawyers said today is he wants

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Speaker 10: Okay, a little win for her today, no doubt, ye,

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Speaker 4: Well, can we check in the diary Angela Bishop to

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Speaker 5: Sure thing, Yeah, lock it in.

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Speaker 3: See it sounds late, and Bishop again on the show

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Speaker 3: twenty ninth or September, look forward to that. She definitely

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Speaker 3: didn't pick up on your shelving of a phone gag, Woods.

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Speaker 4: I don't think she wanted to engage with it, but

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Speaker 4: I've kept thinking about it and the motor rolla Razer

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Speaker 5: Anyway.

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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 3: Can you remember the last time or any time that

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Speaker 11: Now?

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Speaker 3: Look Sierra got eliminated off the Bachelor last nights, but Laura,

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Speaker 3: Laura is the one that went in. She got herself

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Speaker 5: Absolutely, yeah, this happened. I'm sorry, I am I'm just gonna.

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Speaker 12: Go for it.

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Speaker 7: Don't laugh, No, I mean, like, I really want to

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Speaker 4: It's hard to listen to and can I just say,

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Speaker 2: It some of that audio.

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Speaker 5: By the way, we really this, this was you.

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Speaker 3: On a date with the redhead, or maybe we'll say

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Speaker 5: She was, well, that's not fair, that's not fair. That

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Speaker 2: It's really fair.

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Speaker 5: Helena, Elena, it wasn't Elena.

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Speaker 2: Don't make up her name. You just chased Margaret. Wasn't Margaret.

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Speaker 2: She wasn't ninety five.

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Speaker 5: Muggsy.

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Speaker 3: It was not Muggsy. Just chastised me for not knowing

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Speaker 2: Was her name?

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Speaker 5: You're the one who tried to kiss her, Diane? It

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Speaker 4: But anyway, back on the woman on Badgie, she's done

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Speaker 3: But she said it before she went for it. Are

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Speaker 4: I think you should say, hey, I really want to

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Speaker 4: because that is that's the worst.

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Speaker 2: Well, I actually remember the last time.

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Speaker 3: The last time I think I got rejected to go

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Speaker 2: I just went for it.

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Speaker 5: Oh, that's that's the worst.

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Speaker 2: And I think I.

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Speaker 3: Must have had my eyes closed, like well before the swoop.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you've always been an early closer, if you watch,

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Speaker 4: always like McMahon's going again there, going with your eyes

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Speaker 5: I never saw your eyes. You're pretty much blind in

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Speaker 2: So I closed. I must have closed my eyes before

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Speaker 2: I went for the swim.

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Speaker 5: And you got left hanging.

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Speaker 2: Well, no, I think I just went.

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Speaker 3: I was so direct that I think she she actually

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Speaker 2: So I had, so, yeah, I had, I had.

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Speaker 3: I think I had cheek lips on a bit, a

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Speaker 5: Did you think you were in lip area?

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Speaker 7: Like?

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Speaker 11: Did you?

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Speaker 2: Did you kisart?

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Speaker 5: Did you put your tongue out on the farm? Okay?

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Speaker 3: So yeah, we are talking about times that you've been

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Speaker 3: with Jeff first, Jeff, you had a kiss rejection?

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Speaker 2: You remember, mate?

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Speaker 14: Yeah, good afternoon boys. How are you happy Friday night? Look,

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Speaker 14: I'm great. I in the second grade, I had this

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Speaker 14: and we had Do you remember kiss Chasey? You're kissing catch?

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Speaker 2: Of course?

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Speaker 3: Of course, who used to call that? By the way,

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Speaker 5: What do you mean?

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Speaker 14: I don't know that. I don't even Yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 3: That's just a wild moment when someone said, you know,

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Speaker 2: You're an old seven year old.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, bloody you ever called it?

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Speaker 11: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Absolutely, you didn't want to be the sick to call

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Speaker 4: it exactly right, you call kiss chase he's like old.

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Speaker 4: But Jeff, obviously kiss Chasey was called by someone there.

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Speaker 5: Everyone was for it. What happened, mane, everyone was for it.

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Speaker 14: So I tried to make some little hints in the beginning.

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Speaker 14: catch came around, Kiss Chasey came around. So I went in,

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Speaker 4: I hate to be the one, obviously the only thing

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Speaker 4: getting you to sleep at night, Jeff, It's not drially

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Speaker 2: Jeff was in the middle of the playground Jeff, Yeah.

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Speaker 14: Of course, of course, it's the middle of the ash felt.

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Speaker 2: You went for the concrete kiss.

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Speaker 3: Doesn't get any less fermantic that we are talking about

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Speaker 3: kiss rejections. After Laura got rejected hard on The Bachelor

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Speaker 3: last night, fair enough, she didn't get given a rose,

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Speaker 3: So she's entitled to think that you get a pash

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Speaker 5: I would have thought, No, I don't think so I

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I think if you give a girl a

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Speaker 5: He's given a single red rose to fifteen other women.

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Speaker 3: I think you don't need to friend my comment in context.

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Speaker 3: I now have listened to the audio.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I am.

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Speaker 15: I'm just gonna go for it.

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Speaker 7: No, I mean, I like, I really wanted to kiss you, Okay.

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Speaker 7: I could tell Laura felt a lot of pressure to

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Speaker 2: Shocking.

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Speaker 3: We've got John who's called John You've got to kiss

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Speaker 3: rejection for us New Year's Eve.

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Speaker 2: Sure, I'm sure that's a that's.

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Speaker 3: A tough time to get rejected, given that most people

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Speaker 12: John, Hey you sorry? Sorry there, that's.

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Speaker 11: Yeah.

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Speaker 12: So, yeah, it was New Year's probably about three or

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Speaker 12: I had to talk of the boys and your back

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Speaker 12: pumping me.

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Speaker 11: Up a little bit. Yeah.

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Speaker 12: I walked straight up to her and I went in

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Speaker 5: Wow, John, you got the neo from the matrix.

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Speaker 2: Nothing touched her on the way through.

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 5: You can't just walk up to someone and go straight

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Speaker 2: I love that.

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Speaker 3: In order to figure out whether she wanted to kiss you,

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Speaker 12: They probably knew which one which way it was going

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Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 12: Classic.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a classic Cynthia. You were the rejector.

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Speaker 10: Hello, how are you very good?

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Speaker 5: Thanks?

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Speaker 2: Mate?

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Speaker 9: That's good.

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Speaker 16: You know mine's more of a story. When you reject

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Speaker 16: person otherwise. I went to America for a school trip

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Speaker 16: when I was seventeen, and I got called to another

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Speaker 16: I was like, no, no, I don't want to kiss him.

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Speaker 16: They convinced me, so I kissed him. And a few

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Speaker 16: and missed the rest of the trip. Because I carry

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Speaker 16: I have that carry, I don't I carry it. Apparently

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Speaker 3: Oh wow, is sincely You're like, you're like biological warfare.

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Speaker 3: We should have dropped you in the Olympic village and

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Speaker 2: What's that?

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Speaker 16: It's what fever is called the kissing disease.

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Speaker 2: It is, so I know.

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Speaker 16: And I gave it to him and I was like, well,

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Speaker 16: he shouldn't have kissed me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: So do you still give glandular fever to everyone you kissed, Cynthia?

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Speaker 16: No, not not everyone. Some people are susceptible to it

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Speaker 16: and some people aren't.

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Speaker 4: Right geez, if it's sexy, isn't it? You know, like

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Speaker 4: for it. Got to bed for months.

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Speaker 2: No, I did promise everybody this woods you thought you dodged.

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Speaker 3: We have got the audio of you getting rejected for

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Speaker 3: of at the pub here a couple of years ago.

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Speaker 3: If you want to see this on our Instagram and

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Speaker 3: our stories Will and it's missible. It's an unmissable bit

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Speaker 3: of footage. But have a listen. It's great, Souff.

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Speaker 5: It's really nice to meet you. We'll go to that

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Speaker 5: Melbourne game.

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Speaker 1: Oh yes, yeah, we should definitely.

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Speaker 5: Okay, it's hard. Had to listen to it on the

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Speaker 5: stories on Will.

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Speaker 2: If you want to get around at the weekend reviews.

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Speaker 2: Up next with us, it's case Will and.

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Speaker 5: Woody Gone, haven't her annoys.

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Speaker 2: Me bedridden for weeks?

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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast by Ryan's on the show.

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Speaker 11: Hey, how are you boying?

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Speaker 2: Good?

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Speaker 3: Mate?

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Speaker 5: Here are you going?

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Speaker 2: Mate?

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Speaker 4: You're obviously you're in Sydney, mate, you've been in lockdown

459
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Speaker 4: for a while now, how I'm.

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Speaker 11: All right, man, I'm all right. We got the family's growing.

461
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Speaker 11: We obviously can't afford a dog at the moment because

462
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Speaker 11: you know, pandemic, but we got some chickens, so we're

463
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Speaker 11: just keeping it real.

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Speaker 2: We're keeping I thought that was your way of saying

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Speaker 2: that your wife was pregnant.

466
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Speaker 11: No you can't. You gotta you know, just get pregnant.

467
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Speaker 11: You gotta know you So, No, she's not pregnant, not

468
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Speaker 11: getting any lockdown love, But not getting any man. But

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Speaker 11: I'm keen. I'm always, I'm always, I'm always up for it.

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Speaker 14: But it's just.

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Speaker 3: It's a bit of a it's a bit of a

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Speaker 3: libido killer lockdown, isn't it, you know, because you're not

473
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Speaker 3: seeing anyone else, there's no real need to look after

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Speaker 3: your personal image all that much.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, And I think kids as well throw you off

476
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Speaker 11: because you don't want more kids, more mass, more drama.

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Speaker 3: So you know what I thought you were saying, kids

478
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Speaker 3: throw you off because like it's hard to get on

479
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Speaker 3: the white time.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, that's yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, that's what

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Speaker 11: I put a tie on the door.

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Speaker 5: But one thing you can do is on the door.

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Speaker 2: And I think a five year old is going to

484
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Speaker 2: care about.

485
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Speaker 5: That universal symbol, isn't it? But one of shoes.

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Speaker 11: I've little shoes over the power.

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Speaker 5: Line, over the let's talk about let's talk about stand

488
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Speaker 5: before you are.

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Speaker 2: Doctor losing it over there? Mate, you're losing it in

490
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Speaker 2: the lockdown? You haven't you You've.

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Speaker 11: Lost I'm not losing it, your.

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Speaker 4: Mate, doctor death, I reckon That is one of the

493
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Speaker 4: best shows I've seen all year, which is which is

494
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Speaker 4: a new one on stand.

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Speaker 5: There's also the docu series.

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Speaker 11: Have you seen that, mate, I've seen the first first

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Speaker 11: part of it. I mean the good thing about the

498
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Speaker 11: doctor debt that sort of leaves that opened it. You know,

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Speaker 11: you make your own conclusion at the end, whether he's

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Speaker 11: a psycho or just poorly trained. I reckon, he's a

501
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Speaker 11: quick cut psycho. Let people bleed out every day. And

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Speaker 11: my wife thinks is just hasn't been trained properly. So

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Speaker 11: that's what the docu series.

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Speaker 2: It sounds like a forgiving she sounds like a forgiving woman.

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Speaker 11: Yes she is. Thank God, thank God.

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Speaker 5: The only reason you survived through.

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Speaker 11: Okay, now, but it's it's it's Doctor Death went quick

508
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Speaker 11: for us. We uh get back to back to bark

509
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Speaker 11: in two days, so nice. I mean, lockdown is perfect

510
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Speaker 11: for it. But she's we get I don't know if

511
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Speaker 11: you're saying we get addicted to things, and we were

512
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Speaker 11: not one of those people that bounce around. Once we

513
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Speaker 11: get a series, we're locked in. So Dr Death went quick.

514
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Speaker 11: Now the docu series is out. It's good the kids.

515
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Speaker 11: It's for the kids. Made gastro, I reckon. I watched

516
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Speaker 11: forty five times, which is great.

517
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Speaker 5: It's better every time gets better.

518
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Speaker 11: But the new show My wife's canto is this hacks hacked?

519
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Speaker 3: Now I've heard about hacks. We're gonna talk about it

520
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Speaker 3: more with you up next boat. You can check it

521
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Speaker 3: out on the stand. It's got it's got the bad

522
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Speaker 3: guy from Happy Gilmour in there.

523
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Speaker 2: Mn. We're going to talk about it more with Bo

524
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Speaker 2: Ryan right next.

525
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Speaker 3: To us, and it will and what do You can

526
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Speaker 3: check it out all on stand if you haven't said

527
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Speaker 3: it already. Godfather of Harlem mid season season two. It's

528
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Speaker 3: returning now streaming because new episodes Tuesday only on stand

529
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Speaker 3: and will be Goldberger as well. We'll talk about that

530
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Speaker 3: more right up next by right and with the Woody.

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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 3: We've got Bo Ryan joining the boys. Hey Bo, so mate,

533
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Speaker 3: how's your homeschooling going? What have you? Are you helpful

534
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Speaker 3: at all in that regard?

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Speaker 11: No, no, no, I get back from I'll usually get

536
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Speaker 11: back channel ten about about one o'clock. My daughter we

537
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Speaker 11: doang the cart. My wife does all the heavy lifting there,

538
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Speaker 11: but we let my daughter. We punched it all out

539
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Speaker 11: by one o'clock. Then we can go outside or she

540
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Speaker 11: can go on a right pad. But I got back

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Speaker 11: the other day.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, just to confirm, just just just picking that apart.

543
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Speaker 3: So you get back at one o'clock and then you

544
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Speaker 3: said that you try, but you try and get all

545
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Speaker 3: the schoolwork done by one o'clock.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, my wife does.

547
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Speaker 2: So essentially you don't do any.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, well, so I can stay. I mean, I'm not

549
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Speaker 11: a great teacher. Now, I'm easily easily distracted. I want

550
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Speaker 11: to know every day's pe But of one of the

551
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Speaker 11: questions with in her schooling, what are the five main

552
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Speaker 11: reasons or five positive reasons to use reusable cups?

553
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Speaker 5: What did you learn?

554
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Speaker 11: But I've still only got one and I've been working

555
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Speaker 11: on this for about a month. Like the environment, Yeah, litter?

556
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Speaker 11: Now what do I say every time?

557
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Speaker 15: Now?

558
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Speaker 11: Like I'll get home and my wife lasting to help

559
00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:35,960
Speaker 11: always just what the interview to do? And I just

560
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Speaker 11: don't sit in the calf.

561
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Speaker 2: I'm still up to number three.

562
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Speaker 4: I reckon, they'll cure COVID before you figure out the

563
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Speaker 4: five reasons.

564
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Speaker 11: We will be back through the whole alphabet of COVID,

565
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Speaker 11: back to delta before I even worked out which way

566
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Speaker 11: is up with it.

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Speaker 3: Right now, let's finish things off because we've got to

568
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Speaker 3: talk about Hacks fifteen Emmy Award winning nominated series on stand.

569
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Speaker 3: We're talking before about shoota McGavin who's been involved there, mate,

570
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Speaker 3: talk to us about it. It's a cracking show about

571
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Speaker 3: looks of old things. A button pushing. Joel say's the

572
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Speaker 3: best thing he's ever seen on TV. Yeah.

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Speaker 11: See, it's Carter's favorite thing. Well, like I said, we

574
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Speaker 11: get addicted and she's yeah, completely addictive. But it's basically

575
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Speaker 11: you know when they play a set or you know

576
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Speaker 11: Selene Dion used to stay in Vegas in the order

577
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Speaker 11: it's cool.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, residencidency.

579
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Speaker 11: Comedian's got a residency. She needs another writer, she needs help.

580
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:36,240
Speaker 11: So then a woman writes jokes for hate. I can't

581
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Speaker 11: stand up but strike. I don't want to get too

582
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Speaker 11: much way. They's like a nice relationship and the girl

583
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Speaker 11: is like many people in the industry, the writer is

584
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Speaker 11: always better than the comedian. I'll stand by that. Yeah,

585
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Speaker 11: they makes them. Yeah, this, yeah, it's got I mean.

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Speaker 3: I'm usually great synopsis, mate, I'm glad this wasn't one

587
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Speaker 3: of your little girl's homework questions.

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Speaker 11: I haven't seen Shooting mcgaviny yet, so yeah, we're only

589
00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:07,000
Speaker 11: up there have two so I peeled, but yeah, I'm

590
00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:10,159
Speaker 11: ready seeing man. I love shooting the gavern, but I

591
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Speaker 11: got Godfather of Halums more. Yeah, I mean the guy

592
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:16,840
Speaker 11: he's been in jail, true story, got love True stories.

593
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Speaker 5: To ten years he's been in jail. Is woo Be

594
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Speaker 5: Goldberger gangster in that show?

595
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Speaker 11: Will be Goldberg is not a gangster, We'll bed but

596
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Speaker 11: you know what it's like, it's very similar to American gangster.

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Speaker 5: Oh.

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Speaker 2: Also on stand is it really wow?

599
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Speaker 3: They just cover They just cover their gangster gear on stand?

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Speaker 5: Don't they our power as well?

601
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Speaker 2: The original Godfather Onetrol?

602
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:48,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, Godfather all three parts, three parts.

603
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Speaker 2: Check it out, guys.

604
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Speaker 3: It's the home of gangster gear, poor patrol and hacks stand.

605
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Speaker 3: It's the place to watch all your TV while you're

606
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Speaker 3: in your lockdowns. And you've got stand Sport which is

607
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Speaker 3: out now. Well, so they're doing the Champions League, the rugby,

608
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Speaker 3: the works. It looks buddy elite, mate, Thanks so much

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Speaker 3: for joining us, boat. It's always a pleasure to have

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Speaker 3: you on, mate.

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Speaker 11: Thanks for your time. But I think my wife does

612
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Speaker 11: call you just tell me, you tell her. I do

613
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:12,479
Speaker 11: a lot of interviews with you guys, just to come

614
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Speaker 11: upon men.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we got we got your back mate.

616
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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast right now.

617
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Speaker 3: But it is time for our rejected ideas.

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Speaker 1: It's Will and Woodies rejected ideas well.

619
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Speaker 5: Will's rejected idea.

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Speaker 2: You've done this to yourself.

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Speaker 4: Man, I've had a bad month, so a few two months,

622
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Speaker 4: that's about two months.

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Speaker 5: I was going to bounce back to it.

624
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Speaker 3: As soon as you as soon as you're pitching, shave

625
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Speaker 3: your mustachio for a pistachio.

626
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Speaker 2: You should have known you were in trouble.

627
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Speaker 5: And that was my favorite. This is what happened. You've

628
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Speaker 5: dropped the ball.

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Speaker 2: You've dropped the ball.

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Speaker 3: So look, we aren't doing one of my ideas today,

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Speaker 3: just to you know, just to wrestle back a bit

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Speaker 3: of you know, just all right, bit of quality.

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Speaker 2: Baby.

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Speaker 5: Give you a week off? Did give you a week

635
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Speaker 5: if I have a run around the twos, that's right.

636
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Speaker 3: Being managed if you if you're on the team ship,

637
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Speaker 3: just be brackets managed. You're not you're not demoted, you're

638
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Speaker 3: not delisted.

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Speaker 5: I get it. Having a week out good for we

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Speaker 5: get some confidence.

641
00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:07,879
Speaker 3: So what we're doing today is we're doing what's the

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Speaker 3: most annoying loop you can do?

643
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Speaker 2: So thirty one and six five.

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Speaker 3: If you think you've got this in your wheelhouse, it's

645
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Speaker 3: not particularly necessarily a talent that you would want to possess.

646
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:19,200
Speaker 3: But yesterday we had a mum and a son doing

647
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Speaker 3: loop of George Ezra's Shotgun live.

648
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Speaker 2: On the radio.

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Speaker 10: I'll be right shut yeah, I'm jnitha. How some one

650
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Speaker 10: some one? Are we right?

651
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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Not sure I can do it again. The cute factor

653
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Speaker 2: was hot early.

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Speaker 5: If they are listening, we did we love we loved,

655
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Speaker 5: we loved, we loved it.

656
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Speaker 2: We loved it.

657
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Speaker 3: But I've caught the vortex there and I genuinely like

658
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Speaker 3: I was in the matrix or something.

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Speaker 2: It was like deja vu.

660
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Speaker 3: Anyway, So thirty one and six five, what's the most

661
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Speaker 3: annoying loop you can put together?

662
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Speaker 2: Person who gets shut down the fastest wins?

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Speaker 5: Oh nice, I like that, gay A Thera.

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Speaker 2: What loop are you bringing?

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Speaker 16: I'm going to be imitating the centraling hold music?

666
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Speaker 5: Okay, wow go.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, don't dont on jeez. Actually, the white I

668
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Speaker 3: think she might have annoyed it up a little bit.

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Speaker 2: Surely.

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Speaker 3: No, although it is a government body, who knows. Remember,

671
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Speaker 3: they just want you to hang up the phone. Because

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Speaker 3: I've got too many requests sendling. Actually pretty pretty clever,

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Speaker 3: isn't that a right? Let's go to Graham. Graham, what

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Speaker 3: loop you're bringing?

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Speaker 11: Now?

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Speaker 14: I've got two strike matter what?

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Speaker 5: Pretty impressive?

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Speaker 2: It is a shocking idea, Maria anymore, Maria, what are

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Speaker 11: Alright, I'll just start singing it in your nose straight away.

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Speaker 9: This is a song that doesn't and it goes on

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Speaker 9: and on.

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Speaker 1: My friends, some people.

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Speaker 2: that one. Rebecca, what loopy you're bringing?

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Speaker 9: I want to tell you about it?

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Speaker 6: Run?

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Speaker 1: And I was on I was on the run.

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Speaker 10: I was on the run.

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Speaker 5: You're a bitch?

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Speaker 9: That was really?

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Speaker 11: What have you got?

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Speaker 2: What loop you're bringing?

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Speaker 2: Solemn No, we got given given it.

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Speaker 3: It's the podcast today, as we have all week this

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Speaker 3: All right, Well, Joe, so a thousand bucks here to

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Speaker 3: We've had women who have saved cats.

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Speaker 5: We've had women that have said they replaced toilet rolls.

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Speaker 2: We've had men stealing from their job.

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Speaker 5: And I can't remember another one. But we've got two

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Speaker 5: more ones here.

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Speaker 4: We've got Sonya here has called us on thirty one

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Speaker 4: or sixty five.

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Speaker 5: Sonya you think you are an everyday hero?

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Speaker 17: I am. I saved a woman's trothy from crashing into

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Speaker 17: a car. She was trying. She was an overshopper. She

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Speaker 17: had two tides full of.

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Speaker 2: Stuff she wishes try.

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Speaker 5: I said, gee whiz, gee.

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Speaker 17: Whiz exactly, and she was trying to steer both of

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Speaker 17: the trolleys through the car park. One of the trolleys

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Speaker 17: had a dickie wheel and we're trying to crash into

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Speaker 17: a car, and I saved that car and being crashed

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Speaker 17: into and I helped to deliver that trolley back to

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Speaker 17: her car. I think I'm pretty excellent.

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Speaker 3: Really, Yeah, no doubt, otherwise you wouldn't be nominating yourself

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Speaker 3: with the segment was.

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Speaker 5: It was it body on the line? Son? Did you

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Speaker 5: did you wear a trolley to the leg or something?

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Speaker 17: No, I didn't get hit by the trolley, thankfully, But

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Speaker 17: I'm still thinking that I'm just so wonderful for having

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Speaker 17: I mean, she could have been sous for having damaged

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Speaker 17: that car. I'm Dicky wheel in that trolley had caused

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Speaker 17: that to happen.

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Speaker 5: What oath? Sonya, thank you so much.

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Speaker 2: Nothing worse than a Dickie wheel.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Dickey wheels are bad.

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Speaker 4: Before we get the Radchel, do you know, I actually

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Speaker 4: often think that the most skilled people in the world

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Speaker 4: are those people that collect the trolleys. You know, the

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Speaker 4: snakes of trolleys they get how the hell do they

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Speaker 4: control them back to the store?

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Speaker 3: Read stopping for that comment Rachel I one six five Rachel, Rachel,

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Speaker 3: why are you an everyday superhero?

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Speaker 15: Look?

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Speaker 9: I don't know if mine as good as her. She's

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Speaker 9: pretty heroic. But I'm pretty proud of this one. So

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Speaker 9: my toddler was having having some nappy free time and

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Speaker 9: as you all know, silence from a toddler is never good.

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Speaker 9: So I run into the other room and he's got

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Speaker 9: this serious look on his face and he's standing right

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Speaker 9: over my genuine sheep skin rug from New Zealand, and

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Speaker 9: I was like, oh no. I ran as fast as

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Speaker 9: I could.

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Speaker 14: I know that's that's his prey face, fast as.

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Speaker 9: I could, and I put out my hand and I

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Speaker 9: caught it.

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Speaker 2: Oh, Rachel, I have a thousand dollars from a free Guy.

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Speaker 2: That is wilds.

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Speaker 5: You caught it, and I thought I was just the

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Speaker 5: bee's knees.

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Speaker 9: After that, I was so proud of myself.

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Speaker 3: Rach.

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Speaker 2: Wow, wait, so did he just stand and deliver as

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Speaker 2: you as you called it?

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Speaker 9: Yeah, he was just here's a cheeky one, Yeah he was.

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Speaker 9: He was just looking at me. I'm doing this right

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Speaker 9: now and I'm like, no, you're not.

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Speaker 2: God, Yeah, what a catch? What catch?

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Speaker 5: Extraordinary?

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Speaker 5: It's as simple as slicing bread, My friends.

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Speaker 2: It's as simple as catching pooh doe.

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Speaker 5: I wish I saw that.

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Speaker 5: And you put it like that, maybe not.

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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 3: If you just join us and you're thinking, gee whiz,

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Speaker 3: these guys sound sexy, calm, potent, enthralling, and you're thinking,

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Speaker 3: I wish I'd heard them more earlier. This week changed

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Speaker 3: at the right time because it's time for the weekend review.

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Speaker 1: Previously, I'm winning.

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Speaker 5: I pulled my bands down, and he does he does?

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Speaker 5: Any masks, don't take that at a context.

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Speaker 15: Please better just give myself a bit of space to

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Speaker 15: distance myself from that comment. The week start, as every week,

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Speaker 15: should put some feedback from some listeners.

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Speaker 2: You're in lockdown loose?

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Speaker 15: Yes, why Are you listening to us because there's nothing

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Speaker 15: else to do?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Wow, thats.

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Speaker 5: But it wasn't just listeners giving us feedback.

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Speaker 15: What He also got some from the Cosmos What a

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Speaker 15: tarot card readly called Olivia caught up?

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Speaker 11: Yeah?

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Speaker 12: Yeah, I got the desk cards.

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Speaker 13: So not very good.

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Speaker 5: I'm I'm gonna die.

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Speaker 15: God this God, if it's any conservation. Lee also received

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Speaker 15: some harsh feedback about his new show from Joan What.

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Speaker 14: About comedy panel shows?

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Speaker 12: Do you ever watch them?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 7: Not much? Right?

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Speaker 6: Would you watch a show, say at eight forty five

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Speaker 6: on Channel nine?

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Speaker 14: I'll think about it.

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Speaker 2: What could I possibly clash with?

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Speaker 14: I don't know, I don't know where to Father Brown

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Speaker 14: finished by then.

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Speaker 5: Everyone's he go suitably damaged? Well what he got on

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Speaker 5: what's the show?

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Speaker 2: My name is Will? I can string sentences together?

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Speaker 15: Remember he said that we'll be coming back to it later.

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Speaker 3: On the other hand, there's this guy called what It's

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Speaker 3: opposite Me, who often doesn't have a lot of great

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Speaker 3: things to say.

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Speaker 2: Give it a crack.

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Speaker 5: Hello, Uh you want a fun fact? Don't have one? Jeez,

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Speaker 5: I'm good on this spot. Certainly not words.

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Speaker 6: It's it's it's, it's, it's it's it's let's let's let's

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Speaker 6: just leave there behind.

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Speaker 15: So it goes without saying, we're all pretty happy the

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Speaker 15: Will's on the show.

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Speaker 5: You are incredible with words. You you, You're just a

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Speaker 5: master of words, a word smith.

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Speaker 2: What he is not?

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Speaker 7: You?

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Speaker 3: You?

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Speaker 7: You you.

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Speaker 15: And when the storming engine that was Woody sentence finally

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Speaker 15: got started, he said this.

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Speaker 4: I just want you to effectively make these statements more

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Speaker 4: beautiful and poetic.

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Speaker 5: I want to cancel Netflix.

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Speaker 3: I'd like to annul my subscription to my audio visual platform.

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Speaker 5: I grow a beard to cover my baldness. Okay, thanks

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Speaker 5: for that.

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Speaker 15: Does everyone still remember that humble brag Wilson a few

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Speaker 15: seconds ago?

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Speaker 2: Don't worry.

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Speaker 15: If don't, I'll play it again.

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Speaker 2: My name is Will. I can string sentences together, and

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Speaker 2: most of the time it can.

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Speaker 3: And this is the quote that I think really hits home.

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Speaker 3: It's simple. If your house is on fire, you go

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Speaker 3: on YouTube. You don't go on YouTube.

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Speaker 15: Sorry, but it hasn't all just been needive feedback from

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Speaker 15: the listeners in the Cosmos this week, we also learned

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Speaker 15: quite a lot, Like when we heard Woody's girlfriend Mim

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Speaker 15: kept finding toothpaste under her left breast. I think we

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Speaker 15: can all say we learned something.

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Speaker 16: People rub toothpastes on their breast to make them grow,

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Speaker 16: But I don't know that things a bit like I

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Speaker 16: wouldn't do that, considering I've got a gorgeous set of double.

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Speaker 15: B In other good news what he received his first

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Speaker 15: dose of astroseneca and only went a little bit.

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Speaker 4: Man, I'm vaxed up. Baby waxed me down like a porpoise.

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Speaker 4: I mean, maybe I'm a little bit weird. Maybe I'm

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Speaker 4: a little bit weird after the vax one.

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Speaker 15: Strange side effect. We noted on the show just that

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Speaker 15: if we got what sounds animals.

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Speaker 3: Made, that is an absolute cash cow waiting to happen.

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Speaker 5: Pink oink, that was a big.

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Speaker 2: Guard me.

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Speaker 5: Animals are bad.

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Speaker 15: And the confusion followed him even after the show went

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Speaker 15: into the podcast intro.

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Speaker 2: We well tested him to make.

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Speaker 5: Sure it wasn't a once off cattle. But oh my god,

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Speaker 5: see what you're hearing.

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