WEBVTT - #89 Barely Surviving Book Week 0:00:00.320 --> 0:00:01.320 An no mountain. 0:00:01.639 --> 0:00:02.000 Ha. 0:00:02.480 --> 0:00:04.000 Well that's very will feral. 0:00:04.360 --> 0:00:06.359 A valil. 0:00:07.320 --> 0:00:10.200 Or river wad and very rare. 0:00:11.280 --> 0:00:13.880 It that was very good. Yeah, that video that you 0:00:13.920 --> 0:00:15.520 just got, so I'm going to have to pull you up. 0:00:15.520 --> 0:00:18.440 You've just got a big old black thing in your teeth. Smile. 0:00:18.680 --> 0:00:19.640 That's right there. 0:00:20.000 --> 0:00:24.640 I keep going, come on, no nos, smile you're on camera. 0:00:24.760 --> 0:00:25.640 You want to be looking good? 0:00:25.720 --> 0:00:26.279 Holy ship? 0:00:26.720 --> 0:00:26.920 Right? 0:00:28.320 --> 0:00:29.840 What was that? Come? 0:00:45.840 --> 0:00:48.800 Welcome back to two Dading Dads. I'm Maddie Jay and 0:00:48.880 --> 0:00:51.760 I'm Ash and this is a podcast all about parenting. 0:00:51.800 --> 0:00:54.560 It's the good, it is the bad, and why am I. 0:00:54.520 --> 0:00:58.240 Sweating the relatable? It's warm today. It's warm. 0:00:58.280 --> 0:01:01.120 If you come, if you've come, if you I just 0:01:01.160 --> 0:01:06.720 did any advice whatsoever, stop. 0:01:06.520 --> 0:01:08.840 Right now, Thank you very much. 0:01:08.840 --> 0:01:11.119 You're not going to get it here. It's very warm. 0:01:11.319 --> 0:01:12.119 It is very warm. 0:01:12.280 --> 0:01:15.240 Just got warm. It just was at my singing, little flush. 0:01:15.360 --> 0:01:19.720 It is nice singing, very effective. It's serenading. How often 0:01:19.760 --> 0:01:22.680 do you sing for April early days? Did you ever? 0:01:22.840 --> 0:01:25.319 Did she come over and you go, oh, what's that look? Good? 0:01:25.319 --> 0:01:27.160 Tone in the corner? No? 0:01:27.280 --> 0:01:32.080 My voice for comedy, really, I have honed it in 0:01:32.520 --> 0:01:33.440 so it's like you. 0:01:33.480 --> 0:01:36.280 Say, you say that, but it's just a little bit, 0:01:36.319 --> 0:01:39.560 a bit of soul in those give me a song. 0:01:39.560 --> 0:01:40.320 What's wrong with you? Honest? 0:01:42.000 --> 0:01:51.000 Just a little bit. It's too Sorry you haven't noticed 0:01:51.000 --> 0:01:51.920 my mustache. 0:01:52.200 --> 0:01:54.800 It's coming through. You can grow a good mustache. 0:01:54.880 --> 0:01:56.000 I absolutely know I can. 0:01:56.800 --> 0:01:57.680 But why is it coming back? 0:01:57.760 --> 0:02:00.520 Just thought change the season, change of Look. I'm ready 0:02:00.520 --> 0:02:03.600 for it, me too, And I thought spring will just 0:02:03.640 --> 0:02:05.240 be the season of mustaches. 0:02:05.880 --> 0:02:06.240 Really. 0:02:06.680 --> 0:02:10.240 Also, we're getting closer towards November. Everyone always says you're 0:02:10.280 --> 0:02:12.320 a lut a good hood still in November. 0:02:11.919 --> 0:02:15.120 But you know, ill afterhead start. I have a mustache 0:02:15.160 --> 0:02:16.440 on twenty four seven, So. 0:02:16.360 --> 0:02:19.840 I'm just I'm dabbling with it. Also, Laura, in an 0:02:19.880 --> 0:02:21.880 attempt to have more sex, I'm going to have the 0:02:21.960 --> 0:02:23.240 mustache because she really likes it. 0:02:23.320 --> 0:02:26.200 She does really like it, She's told me before. Don't 0:02:26.200 --> 0:02:29.400 blame her anyway. Sorry. Yeah, I'm coming off the back 0:02:29.440 --> 0:02:31.679 of a weekend in Perth. I have recovered. 0:02:31.800 --> 0:02:33.640 I thought you were about to cancel us with what 0:02:34.160 --> 0:02:35.920 or you're doing like nude stories. 0:02:36.400 --> 0:02:38.200 I wasn't nude. I had pants on. I just tucked 0:02:38.200 --> 0:02:38.680 it nicely. 0:02:39.440 --> 0:02:42.960 I was like, fuck, it's happened, It's happened. Lost it 0:02:43.800 --> 0:02:45.280 twelve months in and then. 0:02:45.960 --> 0:02:46.959 Sorry, how was Perth? 0:02:47.000 --> 0:02:47.760 What do you think of Perth? 0:02:48.600 --> 0:02:51.160 Look, it's a long way. It's a very long way 0:02:51.240 --> 0:02:53.880 from here. I went in thinking I wasn't there four 0:02:53.919 --> 0:02:55.519 hour flight. Then I got to the airport and I 0:02:55.520 --> 0:02:56.680 said five hours and ten minutes. 0:02:56.720 --> 0:02:59.360 I was like, oh fuck, who said it was four hours? 0:02:59.400 --> 0:03:00.720 I think I just thought it was. 0:03:02.200 --> 0:03:04.160 As you do, like, it makes sense if you ask 0:03:04.240 --> 0:03:05.200 me Perth say, yeah, it's. 0:03:05.080 --> 0:03:06.320 About fans about four hours? 0:03:06.440 --> 0:03:08.680 Did you raw dogged on the plane or no? 0:03:08.880 --> 0:03:10.120 Just watch a bit of TV. I didn't have a 0:03:10.160 --> 0:03:12.400 single beer on the plane. They're all back look at me, 0:03:12.520 --> 0:03:14.680 go wow. I know I was tempted, but I was like, 0:03:14.720 --> 0:03:16.720 oh no, it's a long fly. Then you know, you 0:03:16.760 --> 0:03:19.239 go back in time when you get there, so it's 0:03:19.320 --> 0:03:20.079 going to be a long day. 0:03:20.120 --> 0:03:22.360 What's a UFC crowd like? For those who haven't been 0:03:22.400 --> 0:03:23.600 to a UFC event. 0:03:23.320 --> 0:03:25.520 They're exactly how you think they're going to be, which 0:03:25.560 --> 0:03:31.160 is pretty fucking gross. Look rowdy. 0:03:31.240 --> 0:03:33.080 There was a lot of like, is it a family 0:03:33.120 --> 0:03:33.960 friendly environment? 0:03:34.040 --> 0:03:36.280 No, there's nothing family friendly about it. 0:03:36.520 --> 0:03:37.720 People killing each other in the ring. 0:03:37.840 --> 0:03:40.720 Yeah, Look, it was a bit. It was It was good, 0:03:40.800 --> 0:03:42.840 but like it's not. It can get a bit like 0:03:43.200 --> 0:03:44.920 April was like I'm trying to find you on TV 0:03:45.000 --> 0:03:48.400 but we had to turn it off. That was like 0:03:48.480 --> 0:03:51.160 fair enough. But what I will say is Perth we 0:03:51.240 --> 0:03:52.920 have a lot of two doing Dad fans and they 0:03:52.960 --> 0:03:55.600 were like, where's Maddie And I was like, I couldn't 0:03:55.640 --> 0:03:57.840 make it. Sorry about that, but yeah, quickly shout out 0:03:57.840 --> 0:04:00.360 to Linda, who works at the RAC Center, who is 0:04:00.400 --> 0:04:04.560 a day oner. She's from day one, listened to every 0:04:05.200 --> 0:04:07.560 the photo photo of Linda. I didn't get a photo 0:04:07.640 --> 0:04:09.600 with it. She's working poor things. She don't to be professional, 0:04:09.680 --> 0:04:11.080 but she just quickly came on to you guys look 0:04:11.080 --> 0:04:13.760 on you know, we actually read out one of her lies. 0:04:13.840 --> 0:04:15.840 Back in the first original Life section. 0:04:15.920 --> 0:04:19.040 We shout out to Linda. Yeah, good on the backbone 0:04:19.080 --> 0:04:19.760 of this podcast. 0:04:19.920 --> 0:04:20.880 You're doing great work. 0:04:20.920 --> 0:04:24.560 And also the events industry in Perth, thank you. My 0:04:24.720 --> 0:04:25.359 old was Linda. 0:04:25.480 --> 0:04:28.080 Oh don't I don't really know. She would say she 0:04:28.160 --> 0:04:31.320 was twenty twenty one. She'll love that, just twenty one. 0:04:31.520 --> 0:04:37.120 She looked great. But yeah, I went over and the 0:04:37.160 --> 0:04:39.159 other people said, oh my god, can I get on 0:04:39.200 --> 0:04:42.680 with it. You just want to know how many people ask? Yeah, 0:04:43.000 --> 0:04:45.960 four or five different people far, Yeah, that's pretty cool. 0:04:46.279 --> 0:04:49.839 I went over there with a toothache. The teeth heard me. 0:04:50.040 --> 0:04:54.080 The karma, Oh, the karma is coming thick and fast, the. 0:04:54.240 --> 0:04:56.719 Teeth karma's coast. The pressure of. 0:04:56.720 --> 0:04:59.120 That aeroplane, Oh my god, oh. 0:04:59.040 --> 0:05:00.680 My yeah, I think it. 0:05:00.680 --> 0:05:03.680 It was brutal for like the last just like the 0:05:03.720 --> 0:05:06.400 last twenty five minutes where you're like descending, you know, 0:05:06.440 --> 0:05:09.120 they're like, store your trade tables, put your seat back up. 0:05:09.200 --> 0:05:11.719 Made it hurt, and they're like put your brace yourself 0:05:11.720 --> 0:05:15.200 for a sore tooth. And then landed and I was fine, 0:05:15.240 --> 0:05:18.039 But then I had it all weekend and then I 0:05:18.120 --> 0:05:20.680 got back and another plane trip on the way back 0:05:20.800 --> 0:05:24.400 really fucking sent it off. So I've had to go 0:05:24.480 --> 0:05:27.040 from being the guy who gives nothing but dentists shit. 0:05:27.520 --> 0:05:29.320 Now you've come running to them for help. 0:05:29.400 --> 0:05:34.320 No I know. And they're like, oh it is because 0:05:34.320 --> 0:05:36.320 I haven't seen a dentist in so long. It's obviously 0:05:36.360 --> 0:05:38.640 a new dentist. And they were like, you just feel 0:05:38.680 --> 0:05:40.480 this format here and I was like, this is the trick, 0:05:40.680 --> 0:05:43.080 and wait for embass my credit card details. The girl 0:05:43.120 --> 0:05:44.600 on the desk was like, how long has it been 0:05:44.640 --> 0:05:46.880 since you've seen a dentist? And I was like for 0:05:46.960 --> 0:05:51.760 ten years. And she was like oh, oh, one of them. 0:05:52.360 --> 0:05:54.520 And I was like, oh fuck. They're like listed all 0:05:54.600 --> 0:05:57.440 your problems and I was like this, I've got too many. 0:05:57.920 --> 0:06:01.839 And then I sat down. The Dental HYGIENEUS meant me lovely, 0:06:02.279 --> 0:06:06.799 and the dentist also very lovely. That's their trick, they said, trickery. 0:06:07.839 --> 0:06:10.719 And it turns out that I need a tooth extracted. 0:06:10.920 --> 0:06:13.360 I've got to wait another two weeks before it can 0:06:13.400 --> 0:06:14.080 be extracted. 0:06:14.080 --> 0:06:15.680 Why do they just take it out then and there? 0:06:15.800 --> 0:06:19.400 I think because they want to essentially reduce the pain 0:06:19.480 --> 0:06:22.960 and information and any infection before they actually rip it out. 0:06:23.120 --> 0:06:25.400 I'm not a dentist. I just took their advice. 0:06:25.839 --> 0:06:27.400 You could be you know what you're talking about. 0:06:27.400 --> 0:06:30.479 It was like, and look, I'm a little bit like, 0:06:30.480 --> 0:06:32.480 am we going to be awake? A We're going to 0:06:32.520 --> 0:06:35.720 be awake with this? He's like, oh yeah, yeah, it's 0:06:35.760 --> 0:06:37.800 all these dentists list in there, going get him with 0:06:37.839 --> 0:06:41.440 the pain, get him back. We're not just mouth salesman. 0:06:41.640 --> 0:06:44.359 They could be under But he's like, no, I'm of 0:06:44.440 --> 0:06:45.200 course they did. 0:06:45.200 --> 0:06:47.520 Classic mouth salesman tried to sell them with a root canal, 0:06:47.640 --> 0:06:49.440 oldest trick in the book. If you do a root canal, 0:06:49.600 --> 0:06:50.599 they can save the tooth. 0:06:50.760 --> 0:06:52.279 What's the root canal worth? How much is that? 0:06:52.360 --> 0:06:55.240 Oh? It's like five grand? Oh shit, it's like I'll 0:06:55.240 --> 0:06:56.680 give you a couple of sleeping tablets knock out for 0:06:56.720 --> 0:06:58.240 sixty five bucks and rip it out of your head. 0:06:58.600 --> 0:07:00.000 I was like, and then I showed him that golf. 0:07:00.120 --> 0:07:01.120 I'm like, can you do something like this? 0:07:02.960 --> 0:07:03.400 Insurance? 0:07:03.400 --> 0:07:07.400 B Do I have insurance? Do you know? Can you 0:07:07.440 --> 0:07:13.120 get insured? Am I? I told I don't have any I 0:07:13.120 --> 0:07:15.840 don't have any healthcare. I've got no private health nothing 0:07:15.880 --> 0:07:19.960 but no insurance. Will I have a handwritten will? What 0:07:20.080 --> 0:07:22.720 is it to say? Well, I don't have any belongings, 0:07:22.760 --> 0:07:24.800 so what's the point of it. I have two kids, 0:07:25.080 --> 0:07:29.880 your surfboards, I'm taking it with me. So anyway, I 0:07:29.920 --> 0:07:31.840 got a couple of weeks of a sore mouth. So 0:07:31.880 --> 0:07:34.600 if I started to talk like this, it's because my 0:07:34.640 --> 0:07:35.440 mouth really hurt. 0:07:35.480 --> 0:07:37.880 So when they take the tooth out, will that just 0:07:37.920 --> 0:07:40.080 be gone? You have a gap in your set of teeth? 0:07:40.080 --> 0:07:41.400 Are you going to replace it with something. 0:07:42.760 --> 0:07:44.880 I don't really have the money to replace it with anything. 0:07:44.960 --> 0:07:47.760 What would I put in there a brand new can't 0:07:48.600 --> 0:07:49.440 are you gold tooth? 0:07:50.040 --> 0:07:52.880 Yeah? That would be, but then how much is that 0:07:52.920 --> 0:07:53.440 going to be worth? 0:07:53.440 --> 0:07:56.960 I wouldn't get real gold copper copper lead. 0:07:58.360 --> 0:08:02.560 You. You came to me with a really unique proposal, 0:08:02.760 --> 0:08:05.960 which was that when they extract the tooth, they said 0:08:06.240 --> 0:08:07.680 we welcome guests. 0:08:09.240 --> 0:08:11.640 I was like, come film it, record it, see what happens. 0:08:12.080 --> 0:08:13.480 It could be it could be funny. 0:08:13.720 --> 0:08:15.080 I don't know if I want to be in the room. 0:08:15.120 --> 0:08:17.520 We could be boring. I'll turn it up a bit. 0:08:17.800 --> 0:08:23.080 I'm sure I'll be like, ah, I don't know. 0:08:23.120 --> 0:08:25.560 If I don't like blood, I'm for me either. I'm 0:08:25.600 --> 0:08:26.280 so scared. 0:08:26.720 --> 0:08:28.720 Yeah, but hey, if you need me there, not just 0:08:28.760 --> 0:08:30.720 film content, but just to be there as a bit 0:08:30.760 --> 0:08:32.960 of reassurance, hold your hand. I'm more than happy to 0:08:32.960 --> 0:08:35.319 be that person I needed to pick me up. At least. 0:08:35.720 --> 0:08:37.000 Surely you won't be able to drive home. 0:08:37.120 --> 0:08:39.360 No, They're like you can't. I was like, oh, can 0:08:39.400 --> 0:08:41.160 I go under? They're like yeah, but it's about two 0:08:41.200 --> 0:08:44.120 hundred times the price. I'm like worth it? Put me under? 0:08:45.200 --> 0:08:45.560 Good luck? 0:08:46.120 --> 0:08:48.960 Two weeks, two weeks from now, two weeks exactly from now. 0:08:49.040 --> 0:08:50.880 I'll keep you updates. If it falls out on his own, 0:08:50.960 --> 0:08:53.320 that'll be fuck, that'd be amazing. 0:08:53.640 --> 0:08:56.680 Just do what? Oh myt dude, what's the one Tom 0:08:56.800 --> 0:09:01.440 Hanks on an island castaway when he gets the ice 0:09:01.480 --> 0:09:03.520 skating shoe and then he gets a rock and he 0:09:03.600 --> 0:09:04.760 uses that to get the tooth out? 0:09:05.280 --> 0:09:07.840 How did he find an ice skating shoe on an island? 0:09:07.880 --> 0:09:09.439 Because he was on a FedEx plane and all the 0:09:09.440 --> 0:09:10.800 packages would wash up on the beach. 0:09:10.920 --> 0:09:13.040 Surely there'd be some cool stuff on there. Well. 0:09:13.080 --> 0:09:14.520 I don't want to give away the movie in case 0:09:14.520 --> 0:09:16.000 people it's not true story of that movie. 0:09:16.040 --> 0:09:17.600 No, I fucking made that up. 0:09:18.360 --> 0:09:22.319 Sorry. Look, while you were gallivanting around Perth watching grown 0:09:22.400 --> 0:09:28.000 men wrestle each other in okay and also yeah, doing 0:09:28.240 --> 0:09:30.120 shits and putting it on stories for those of you 0:09:30.200 --> 0:09:31.520 who didn't see it, I've saved it. 0:09:31.520 --> 0:09:32.520 It's not that bad. 0:09:33.600 --> 0:09:35.600 People message me being like it's ash okay. 0:09:35.800 --> 0:09:36.000 No. 0:09:38.040 --> 0:09:39.720 April messaged me and was like, can you get to 0:09:39.760 --> 0:09:42.720 Perth save him? And I was like, I'll be there 0:09:42.760 --> 0:09:46.880 in four hours five. And whilst you were having a 0:09:46.880 --> 0:09:50.640 great weekend we had the funeral. Oh yes, not to 0:09:51.160 --> 0:09:53.920 change my annos. It was a beautiful Like it sounds 0:09:53.960 --> 0:09:54.600 weird to say it was. 0:09:54.640 --> 0:09:57.080 A one of those funerals are hard things to say, 0:09:57.080 --> 0:09:57.680 Like it was good. 0:09:57.960 --> 0:10:01.680 It was. It was a a great funeral in that 0:10:02.120 --> 0:10:06.320 those funerals. Yeah, like everyone spoke really really well. You know, 0:10:06.400 --> 0:10:09.680 sometimes you have speeches at weddings and there's always one 0:10:09.720 --> 0:10:12.160 person who just goes on for ages and ages and ages. 0:10:12.280 --> 0:10:15.559 But those who spoke at at the service, it was beautiful, 0:10:15.800 --> 0:10:18.280 really really moving. It was kind of hard with the kids. 0:10:18.280 --> 0:10:20.960 It was a long service, dude, really long. 0:10:21.720 --> 0:10:22.959 Was like two hours, Yeah, it was. 0:10:23.080 --> 0:10:26.520 It was like almost like almost three hours. Even even 0:10:26.559 --> 0:10:31.400 the shouldn't laugh, should laugh, but Neil was here, he'd 0:10:31.440 --> 0:10:35.000 want us to laugh. Neil RP. The second last speaker. 0:10:35.400 --> 0:10:38.000 They have like an MC similar to a wedding. You know, 0:10:38.040 --> 0:10:42.040 you have someone who's who's a priest. He wasn't that religious. 0:10:42.080 --> 0:10:44.560 It wasn't a priest. It was more like he actually 0:10:44.600 --> 0:10:46.680 he was great. He looked he's like a surfy dude. 0:10:47.200 --> 0:10:48.679 He looked. I thought he was one of Neil's friends. 0:10:48.679 --> 0:10:50.480 But his job, this guy he goes through and he 0:10:51.040 --> 0:10:55.720 like MC's funerals, and he kind of lent of because 0:10:55.720 --> 0:10:56.120 we're sitting it. 0:10:56.160 --> 0:10:58.800 I suppose the dead guy can't review him. 0:10:58.840 --> 0:11:01.880 I'm sure. I'm sure Neil was. He was no good, 0:11:04.360 --> 0:11:06.400 but he kind of leant over because we're sitting in 0:11:06.400 --> 0:11:07.840 the front row, and he's like, I've got a two 0:11:07.880 --> 0:11:10.800 thirty funeral, so I'm going to have to go soon. 0:11:10.840 --> 0:11:13.959 Because everything was a lot slower, and you know, speeches 0:11:14.040 --> 0:11:16.680 dragged out longer than participated, so he's like, I've got 0:11:17.400 --> 0:11:18.960 I've got another one to go to. I'm like, how 0:11:18.960 --> 0:11:21.120 many are you doing all weekend? What's the pay for that? 0:11:22.040 --> 0:11:22.480 That's great? 0:11:22.520 --> 0:11:23.359 Are you hiring? 0:11:23.720 --> 0:11:25.760 But the kids, the kids were great for like the 0:11:25.800 --> 0:11:28.960 first two speeches, and we explained them as well. Were 0:11:29.000 --> 0:11:31.480 totally upfront. We said, you know, this is our opportunity 0:11:31.520 --> 0:11:34.120 to say goodbye to Neil. My mom told me a 0:11:34.160 --> 0:11:35.920 story when she was a kid, she went to a 0:11:35.920 --> 0:11:38.880 funeral and it just burned into her brain that she 0:11:39.040 --> 0:11:41.959 remembers back then, I think open caskets were a lot 0:11:42.000 --> 0:11:42.480 more common. 0:11:42.559 --> 0:11:43.800 They're not going to wake up, are they? 0:11:43.880 --> 0:11:46.200 Well, she thought, like she was just it was such 0:11:46.200 --> 0:11:48.839 a scary thought, having, you know, at the front of 0:11:48.880 --> 0:11:51.080 the room, having the coffin there and knowing that the 0:11:51.120 --> 0:11:53.480 person's in there. The coffin was open for my mom 0:11:53.559 --> 0:11:56.600 and she's like that. I couldn't sleep at night, and 0:11:56.640 --> 0:11:59.880 so I was so nervous about like I think I 0:12:00.040 --> 0:12:00.400 thought you were. 0:12:00.360 --> 0:12:02.040 Going to tell me the person actually wasn't dead, and 0:12:02.040 --> 0:12:05.800 they were like, what are you guys doing it? 0:12:05.800 --> 0:12:09.840 It does happen not to us. But I wasn't sure if, 0:12:10.040 --> 0:12:13.520 like being completely upfront with all the details at the funeral, 0:12:14.240 --> 0:12:17.400 if I should continue to be upfront and say Neel 0:12:17.520 --> 0:12:20.959 is in that box, or if I say, yeah, I 0:12:20.960 --> 0:12:23.600 could just that information is not kind of critical to 0:12:23.640 --> 0:12:25.640 the whole situation. So I was like, maybe I just 0:12:25.679 --> 0:12:26.559 removed that it. 0:12:26.480 --> 0:12:29.000 Could be like that symbolic of his life or something. 0:12:29.080 --> 0:12:33.280 Yeahs open no close casket. But I was really nervous 0:12:33.320 --> 0:12:36.320 about that. I didn't want the girls to think, like, 0:12:36.400 --> 0:12:38.319 why is he there's a dead body in there. 0:12:38.400 --> 0:12:41.959 That's it. That's it. So they didn't ask, which I 0:12:41.960 --> 0:12:44.640 think was the best thing for it. But maybe, like 0:12:44.800 --> 0:12:48.240 I think two speeches in the girls were like, well, 0:12:48.320 --> 0:12:49.520 we're kind of bored now. 0:12:49.440 --> 0:12:52.160 And that's fair, like you know, three and five. Yeah, 0:12:52.200 --> 0:12:55.640 they don't understand the seriousness of it for everyone else 0:12:56.160 --> 0:12:58.160 that you know, because they would have only known Neil 0:12:58.200 --> 0:13:02.400 for their short lives. But then they probab don't understand completely. 0:13:03.080 --> 0:13:05.280 And even the MC when they were making noise, he 0:13:05.400 --> 0:13:07.760 was like a kid, like, let them make noise. 0:13:07.960 --> 0:13:08.160 You know. 0:13:08.480 --> 0:13:12.680 Everyone everybody was in Hawaiian shirts, so it wasn't a 0:13:12.760 --> 0:13:17.080 subdued everyone in black traditional funeral. But the best thing is, 0:13:17.240 --> 0:13:19.760 if anyone has any funerals coming up, which I hope 0:13:19.800 --> 0:13:23.080 they don't, bring in some coloring pencils and coloring in 0:13:23.080 --> 0:13:26.000 books for the kids. Yeah, like that was such a 0:13:26.080 --> 0:13:27.920 great move when they were getting restless and just having 0:13:27.960 --> 0:13:29.440 them sit on the floor and color in. 0:13:29.640 --> 0:13:32.400 You could print out pictures of the casket, like color 0:13:32.480 --> 0:13:33.480 and how you think it should be. 0:13:34.720 --> 0:13:36.440 That's Ash's advice, not mine. 0:13:38.559 --> 0:13:41.160 Oh, I'm just trying to make use of the whole situation. 0:13:41.480 --> 0:13:42.960 Do the girls sit there for the whole time? 0:13:43.440 --> 0:13:45.520 No, we had to. They colored in for a bit, 0:13:45.640 --> 0:13:48.240 then they got hungry because you know, it's a long time. 0:13:48.440 --> 0:13:51.600 So then Laura was consoling her mum. So then I 0:13:51.679 --> 0:13:53.560 was kind of the person who was We go to 0:13:53.640 --> 0:13:55.600 the back of the room and then we'd color at 0:13:55.600 --> 0:13:56.760 the back of the room so they could run around 0:13:56.800 --> 0:13:58.800 for a bit and then they're like, oh, we're bored here. 0:13:58.840 --> 0:14:01.960 We went back in. But then also Laura at that point, 0:14:02.040 --> 0:14:04.720 Laura and Mumber in tears and so then they didn't 0:14:04.720 --> 0:14:06.640 want to leave Mum because Mum was crying. Yeah, and 0:14:06.679 --> 0:14:08.280 so that was a bit confusing for a lot of 0:14:08.840 --> 0:14:09.600 everyone's in tears. 0:14:09.679 --> 0:14:11.880 Yeah, there's so many winged emotions for them. And kids 0:14:11.920 --> 0:14:13.680 aren't very good at reading the room, are they. 0:14:13.760 --> 0:14:14.040 Yeah. 0:14:14.120 --> 0:14:15.760 I think they did well to be there for that long, 0:14:15.920 --> 0:14:17.120 Like yeah, yeah. 0:14:17.160 --> 0:14:19.480 And then someone did message in and say that they 0:14:19.520 --> 0:14:22.520 told their kids when someone in the family passed away, 0:14:22.600 --> 0:14:24.360 they said they're in the sky. Now, I think a 0:14:24.360 --> 0:14:27.040 lot of people use this kind of theory there saying 0:14:27.440 --> 0:14:30.600 lie that it is a bit of a lie, but 0:14:30.760 --> 0:14:33.440 saying the stars they're family members who have passed away, 0:14:33.680 --> 0:14:35.760 So you know Grandma is up in the sky. 0:14:36.280 --> 0:14:37.000 That's a lie. 0:14:37.560 --> 0:14:41.240 Yeah, it's absolutely lie, but it's nice. It's nice. But 0:14:41.640 --> 0:14:43.400 we talked about it before. When when it's a cloudy 0:14:43.480 --> 0:14:46.080 night and the kids are like, ah. 0:14:45.360 --> 0:14:51.960 Where's going, Well, I look, condolences to Laura and her family. 0:14:52.040 --> 0:14:54.400 I mean, it's never easy. I know, like we've spoken 0:14:54.400 --> 0:14:57.920 about Neil and the whole situation for the last few months. 0:14:57.920 --> 0:15:00.000 So yeah, life is sured, life is shured, and joy 0:15:00.120 --> 0:15:00.680 every second. 0:15:00.840 --> 0:15:02.480 Absolutely, That's what I always say. 0:15:03.560 --> 0:15:06.480 Ash I know that we always say we never give advice. 0:15:06.840 --> 0:15:08.520 We always say that I have. 0:15:08.520 --> 0:15:11.320 Some advice, but it's not from me, it's from my mum. 0:15:11.440 --> 0:15:12.160 So you know it's going to. 0:15:12.160 --> 0:15:14.600 Be good, okay, because we never give advice on this podcast. 0:15:14.920 --> 0:15:17.960 Imagine this. Imagine a drink. 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And then 0:16:44.440 --> 0:16:47.040 and then WhatsApp chat with some of the other parents 0:16:47.040 --> 0:16:47.560 from daycare. 0:16:47.680 --> 0:16:52.600 They were like, it's book week, gosh, and some parents 0:16:53.040 --> 0:16:56.160 this is where they thrive. This is where they live. 0:16:56.400 --> 0:16:59.520 They love this shit. April and not so much. 0:16:59.560 --> 0:17:05.520 You know who us thrive? Alisha, Laura's sister, Is that right? Yeah? 0:17:05.880 --> 0:17:07.800 Why thrive? 0:17:08.800 --> 0:17:10.480 Can I can I just actually, can I show you 0:17:10.560 --> 0:17:11.240 that what she did? 0:17:11.480 --> 0:17:13.200 I did see one thing, but show me, show me 0:17:13.240 --> 0:17:16.120 what you got. For non parents out there that are listening, 0:17:16.320 --> 0:17:18.679 book Week is a week in which your kids go 0:17:18.720 --> 0:17:21.960 to kindy and dress up as their favorite book, not 0:17:22.040 --> 0:17:25.200 the book itself, the characters. 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