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Speaker 2: It that was very good. Yeah, that video that you

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Speaker 2: You've just got a big old black thing in your teeth. Smile.

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Speaker 1: That's right there.

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Speaker 2: I keep going, come on, no nos, smile you're on camera.

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Speaker 2: You want to be looking good?

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Speaker 1: Holy ship?

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Speaker 2: Right?

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Speaker 1: What was that? Come?

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Speaker 2: Welcome back to two Dading Dads. I'm Maddie Jay and

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Speaker 2: I'm Ash and this is a podcast all about parenting.

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Speaker 2: It's the good, it is the bad, and why am I.

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Speaker 1: Sweating the relatable? It's warm today. It's warm.

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Speaker 2: If you come, if you've come, if you I just

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Speaker 2: did any advice whatsoever, stop.

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Speaker 1: Right now, Thank you very much.

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Speaker 2: You're not going to get it here. It's very warm.

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Speaker 2: It is very warm.

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Speaker 1: Just got warm. It just was at my singing, little flush.

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Speaker 2: It is nice singing, very effective. It's serenading. How often

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Speaker 2: do you sing for April early days? Did you ever?

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Speaker 2: Did she come over and you go, oh, what's that look? Good?

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Speaker 2: Tone in the corner? No?

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Speaker 1: My voice for comedy, really, I have honed it in

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Speaker 2: Say, you say that, but it's just a little bit,

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Speaker 2: a bit of soul in those give me a song.

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Speaker 1: What's wrong with you? Honest?

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Speaker 2: Just a little bit. It's too Sorry you haven't noticed

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Speaker 2: my mustache.

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Speaker 1: It's coming through. You can grow a good mustache.

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Speaker 2: I absolutely know I can.

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Speaker 1: But why is it coming back?

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Speaker 2: Just thought change the season, change of Look. I'm ready

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Speaker 2: for it, me too, And I thought spring will just

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Speaker 2: Also, we're getting closer towards November. Everyone always says you're

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Speaker 1: But you know, ill afterhead start. I have a mustache

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Speaker 2: I'm just I'm dabbling with it. Also, Laura, in an

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Speaker 1: She does really like it, She's told me before. Don't

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Speaker 1: blame her anyway. Sorry. Yeah, I'm coming off the back

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Speaker 1: of a weekend in Perth. I have recovered.

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Speaker 2: I thought you were about to cancel us with what

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Speaker 2: or you're doing like nude stories.

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Speaker 1: I wasn't nude. I had pants on. I just tucked

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Speaker 2: I was like, fuck, it's happened, It's happened. Lost it

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Speaker 1: Sorry, how was Perth?

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Speaker 2: What do you think of Perth?

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Speaker 1: Look, it's a long way. It's a very long way

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Speaker 2: I was like, oh fuck, who said it was four hours?

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Speaker 1: You're doing great work.

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Speaker 2: And also the events industry in Perth, thank you. My

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Speaker 1: No I know. And they're like, oh it is because

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Speaker 1: I think because they want to essentially reduce the pain

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Speaker 2: What's the root canal worth? How much is that?

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Speaker 1: Oh? It's like five grand? Oh shit, it's like I'll

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Speaker 2: So when they take the tooth out, will that just

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Speaker 2: Are you going to replace it with something.

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Speaker 1: I don't really have the money to replace it with anything.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't get real gold copper copper lead.

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Speaker 2: You. You came to me with a really unique proposal,

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Speaker 2: which was that when they extract the tooth, they said

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Speaker 1: I was like, come film it, record it, see what happens.

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Speaker 1: It could be it could be funny.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if I want to be in the room.

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Speaker 1: We could be boring. I'll turn it up a bit.

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Speaker 2: I'm sure I'll be like, ah, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: If I don't like blood, I'm for me either. I'm

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but hey, if you need me there, not just

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Speaker 2: Surely you won't be able to drive home.

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Speaker 1: No, They're like you can't. I was like, oh, can

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Speaker 1: I go under? They're like yeah, but it's about two

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Speaker 2: Good luck?

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Speaker 1: Two weeks, two weeks from now, two weeks exactly from now.

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Speaker 1: I'll keep you updates. If it falls out on his own,

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Speaker 2: Just do what? Oh myt dude, what's the one Tom

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Speaker 2: Hanks on an island castaway when he gets the ice

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Speaker 1: How did he find an ice skating shoe on an island?

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Speaker 2: Because he was on a FedEx plane and all the

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Speaker 2: packages would wash up on the beach.

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Speaker 1: Surely there'd be some cool stuff on there. Well.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to give away the movie in case

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Speaker 2: people it's not true story of that movie.

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Speaker 1: No, I fucking made that up.

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Speaker 2: Sorry. Look, while you were gallivanting around Perth watching grown

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Speaker 2: men wrestle each other in okay and also yeah, doing

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Speaker 2: who didn't see it, I've saved it.

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Speaker 1: It's not that bad.

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Speaker 2: People message me being like it's ash okay.

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Speaker 1: No.

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Speaker 1: Where's going, Well, I look, condolences to Laura and her family.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, imagine going off the back of a funeral

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Speaker 2: Can I can I just actually, can I show you

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Speaker 1: It shouldn't go on. I'm listening.

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Speaker 1: They should be book Year, book Day, book Day. It's

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Speaker 2: What are some of the costumes on rotation you could.

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Speaker 1: Have I don't know, Harry mclary because the book week Bluie.

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Speaker 1: for a job, so like we probably have a little

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Speaker 1: bit of time that we can get this shit together.

444
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Speaker 1: But people were very busy. People work like trainees work

445
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Speaker 1: like seven toll five. Like moment Mike send his kid

446
00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:33,199
Speaker 1: just just didn't even bother. It was like, I just

447
00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:34,720
Speaker 1: none of us have time to do that.

448
00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:37,920
Speaker 2: I know I do. Walking in and the difference in

449
00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:40,159
Speaker 2: kids that were dressed up as they skip into the

450
00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:43,480
Speaker 2: classroom and they're like, yeah, I'm a princess and I'm Spiderman,

451
00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:44,480
Speaker 2: and then you see the kid.

452
00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:50,160
Speaker 1: Who's like I'm a kid, and it's like, oh fuck.

453
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Speaker 1: So look, if you're listening, you've got a group of friends,

454
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Speaker 1: you've got a mother's group, We've got whatever it might be,

455
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Speaker 1: costume exchange, all them out, all those cushumes out. I

456
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Speaker 1: know some kids are going to pick up on it.

457
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Speaker 1: But if they go to different daycares love it, that's beautiful.

458
00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:06,640
Speaker 1: If they go to different daycares and you're quite close

459
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Speaker 1: to these people because you've got a lot of family here,

460
00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:10,920
Speaker 1: like your sister's got a couple of kids, so it's

461
00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:13,760
Speaker 1: like you could just be like, we've got two printers outfits.

462
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Speaker 1: What do you going?

463
00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:15,679
Speaker 2: Did ask your dress up.

464
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Speaker 1: Well, I did put a call out a lot.

465
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Speaker 2: Of people, a little learn of people. A lot of

466
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Speaker 2: people were saying, hey, this is we didn't actually plan

467
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Speaker 2: it to be.

468
00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:26,000
Speaker 1: No, it just worked out.

469
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Speaker 2: I mean, genius accident, accidental genius.

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Speaker 1: I kind of wish we knew we could have played

471
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Speaker 1: a little bit more on it, you.

472
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Speaker 2: Know, we kin't of it was enoughter thought. But book week,

473
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Speaker 2: I don't know if you guys know this.

474
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Speaker 1: We have a kids book, we are authors.

475
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Speaker 2: We've mentioned it multiple dance a lot of times.

476
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Speaker 1: Here. I was like I'm turning this.

477
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Speaker 2: Off now, but everyone kept saying, your kid's going to

478
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Speaker 2: dress up as a character from the book.

479
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Speaker 1: Yeah, you were me great idea because I did put

480
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Speaker 1: the call out for costume ideas because we're struggling. We

481
00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:57,480
Speaker 1: were struggling for like what do we do? What do

482
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Speaker 1: we do? Someone wrote back saying it's the worst week

483
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:03,679
Speaker 1: of the year. Amen, Amen to that. That's one. Someone

484
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:06,320
Speaker 1: also gave me the repurposing idea. But then I got

485
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Speaker 1: a lot of people being like, dress oscar up as you,

486
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Speaker 1: and I was like, we're into that. Yeah. As soon

487
00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:15,000
Speaker 1: as I was like, hey, would you like to dress

488
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:16,480
Speaker 1: like me? I was like, what does that mean.

489
00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:20,680
Speaker 2: It's got to work the podcast with Matt.

490
00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:26,760
Speaker 1: Do I have to be as depressed as you? Yes,

491
00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:31,280
Speaker 1: yes you do. So anyway, I dressed him up as me,

492
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Speaker 1: and I'm going to show you a little photo.

493
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Speaker 2: I love that so much.

494
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Speaker 1: So we I went down to like the little like

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Speaker 1: two dollars shop, which also shout out to Bins down

496
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Speaker 1: at Warrywood. They have got a sponsor, not a sponsor,

497
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Speaker 1: could be. They've got a shitload of costumes down there.

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Speaker 1: Like holy I thought it was one aisle, but eighty

499
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Speaker 1: percent of their shop is costumes.

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Speaker 2: I love that.

501
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Speaker 1: And so I bought some like stick on tattoos, and

502
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Speaker 1: I was like, this is gonna take me forever. And

503
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:03,480
Speaker 1: I was like, I'll do a few and then I'll

504
00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:06,760
Speaker 1: get some face paint, draw some lines, honestly, just make

505
00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:09,520
Speaker 1: it look a lot more. He went to kindy as

506
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Speaker 1: that there was going to be a break in the

507
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Speaker 1: day for Oscar because he had an orientation day his

508
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,919
Speaker 1: new big school, which I do bookwork. I don't know,

509
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Speaker 1: we'll find out next year.

510
00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:18,879
Speaker 2: At a big school.

511
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Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, what do they do? Like yard time?

512
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Speaker 2: It's huge. Marley went to the local school and they

513
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Speaker 2: had they had a Book Week parade and it was

514
00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:34,280
Speaker 2: like the whole entire school was dressed up, the teachers

515
00:22:34,359 --> 00:22:35,040
Speaker 2: were dressed up.

516
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Speaker 1: How could they tell who's who?

517
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Speaker 2: And it was music was pumping.

518
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Speaker 1: It was like.

519
00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:42,840
Speaker 2: There was a huge parade. I was like, I'd go

520
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Speaker 2: to that.

521
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Speaker 1: I'm into it. So yesterday I was Abril took Oscar

522
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Speaker 1: up to for an orientation day at his new schoolche

523
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,280
Speaker 1: really has that? Yeah yeah, and then back to Gindy

524
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Speaker 1: and he had a great day.

525
00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:59,359
Speaker 2: Because anything sticky, kid's gonna hate. How do you go?

526
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Speaker 1: He made draw one on underneath so that if it

527
00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:03,800
Speaker 1: does come off, your pulled off, your.

528
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Speaker 2: Stick got one a contingency mustache. It's my kid, very

529
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Speaker 2: very clever, very clever. What was basically like, give me

530
00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:16,919
Speaker 2: some tats. So she was like, Pisa sticker. Anyway, it

531
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Speaker 2: is Friday, and hence the end of book week, Matthew,

532
00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:22,320
Speaker 2: which I am so glad about.

533
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Speaker 1: What about you because I had a lot of people

534
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Speaker 1: say to me, if you're going to dress Oscar up

535
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Speaker 1: as you? A lot of people actually also say a

536
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Speaker 1: lot of people that was very good?

537
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Speaker 2: Was it not really? Way off? Way off?

538
00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:38,240
Speaker 1: Okay? A lot of people like.

539
00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:44,119
Speaker 2: Anyone wondering that's Ash doing an impersonation of Donald Trump.

540
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Speaker 1: That was my Hillary Clinton. A lot of people like,

541
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Speaker 1: you should dress Oscar uppers Matt because now we had

542
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Speaker 1: that joke where you what you got in for his

543
00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:55,000
Speaker 1: birthday was things that you'd wear shoes, so we can

544
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Speaker 1: contemplate it, and I was like, don't give this guy anymore.

545
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Speaker 2: Well, it was easier for Marley because she's got lots

546
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Speaker 2: of princess dresses, so it was just like, oh, now

547
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:09,520
Speaker 2: she's tinker Bell, and now she's Bell, and now she's Elsa.

548
00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:12,760
Speaker 2: That was great, changed the color of the Yeah, just

549
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:16,879
Speaker 2: another Disney princess. Lola, just typical second child. She didn't

550
00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:19,439
Speaker 2: didn't want anything to do with being a princess. She

551
00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:24,159
Speaker 2: was a t rex, which was actually a rhino. She

552
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:25,440
Speaker 2: called it a rhino. I was like, that's a t

553
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Speaker 2: rex and she's like, shut the fuck up, it's a rhino.

554
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Speaker 1: I was listening here, dickhead. Sorry.

555
00:24:31,359 --> 00:24:34,960
Speaker 2: Then after that she was an astronaut, and then after

556
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Speaker 2: that she was Penguin, and I was trying all week.

557
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:41,679
Speaker 2: I was like, does anybody was just like planning to

558
00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:45,280
Speaker 2: see does anyone want to dress up as Dad? This

559
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:48,399
Speaker 2: guy my book, and Marley was like, what dress up

560
00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:51,080
Speaker 2: as you and not be a princess?

561
00:24:51,359 --> 00:24:51,600
Speaker 1: No?

562
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Speaker 2: And I was like, damn it, I thought, Marley, because

563
00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:57,040
Speaker 2: she likes me more than she likes anyone else.

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Speaker 1: Who went as an astronaut, someone wins Lola, Okay, very good, Yeah,

565
00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:02,480
Speaker 1: Buzzler and Lola.

566
00:25:03,119 --> 00:25:05,359
Speaker 2: People who listen to the podcast will be familiar with

567
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Speaker 2: the fact that Lola fucking hates me.

568
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:07,560
Speaker 1: Yeah.

569
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Speaker 2: So I was like, Mally's my best bet here, but

570
00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:12,719
Speaker 2: she's such a princess kind of girl that she like

571
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Speaker 2: the thought of not wearing a princess dress was like hell.

572
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:21,000
Speaker 2: So she was like nah. So Friday, I was like, Lola,

573
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Speaker 2: how do we feel about dressing up as dad? The

574
00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:27,879
Speaker 2: good thing was ash Laura's away right now. And the

575
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Speaker 2: only time when Lola likes me is when she's got

576
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Speaker 2: absolutely fucking no one, but I'm the only option left,

577
00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:35,440
Speaker 2: and she's like, all right, I'll be nice to you.

578
00:25:36,119 --> 00:25:38,359
Speaker 2: So she was like, all right, let's let's see what

579
00:25:38,359 --> 00:25:40,840
Speaker 2: I got. And so then put her in the pants,

580
00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:43,640
Speaker 2: put her in the shirt. She's dressings me. So she's

581
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:47,560
Speaker 2: dressings as a little boy. And even Marley I was like, ma, like,

582
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:49,960
Speaker 2: help me out. Here, and Mollie was like, wow, that

583
00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:54,639
Speaker 2: looks great. She looks so pretty. I was on board,

584
00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:57,800
Speaker 2: and Laula was kind of like, am I like this?

585
00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:01,600
Speaker 2: Then finally I was like you're and she fucking loved it.

586
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:04,639
Speaker 2: And then I was gonna say, like, worst case now,

587
00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:09,639
Speaker 2: you just call help. But then she actually was so

588
00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:11,760
Speaker 2: into it that the rest of the morning, if I

589
00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:13,359
Speaker 2: was like hey, Lola, She's like, don't call me that,

590
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:18,080
Speaker 2: call me dad, call me daddy. And so I was like,

591
00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:20,320
Speaker 2: even Marley, she would only answer if someone was calling

592
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:22,600
Speaker 2: her daddy. Wow, loved it.

593
00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:23,359
Speaker 1: That's great.

594
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:25,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, she was punched in me.

595
00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:27,360
Speaker 1: So you find out how she's going to be after her.

596
00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:29,080
Speaker 2: Because she's like, I'm dressed as my daddy. And I

597
00:26:29,119 --> 00:26:31,840
Speaker 2: was like, this is what I've been wanting from day

598
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Speaker 2: dot and I finally have it. Oh it feels good.

599
00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:40,320
Speaker 1: Mine was all good, except for one tiny, tiny thing,

600
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:47,440
Speaker 1: which kids can be mean. So for example, bust.

601
00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:54,920
Speaker 2: Fuck on your bed, buddy, ho man, and I look

602
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:56,000
Speaker 2: at the face and the doors.

603
00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:56,879
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.

604
00:26:57,680 --> 00:27:00,159
Speaker 2: Dog has been under the table the whole time, and

605
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:01,719
Speaker 2: he's just dropped his guts.

606
00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:03,480
Speaker 1: For a second, I thought it was my breath, and

607
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:04,439
Speaker 1: I was like, oh.

608
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:07,840
Speaker 2: God on your bed, Buster, Yeah, you've been it through.

609
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:09,800
Speaker 1: Okay, good boy, buddy.

610
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,560
Speaker 2: That is eggy. That is I thought it was more

611
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:15,960
Speaker 2: broccoli he has had when the girls that finished the

612
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,760
Speaker 2: scrambled eggs, he finishes it off.

613
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:18,440
Speaker 1: So that's it.

614
00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:20,040
Speaker 2: That's all I apologize.

615
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:25,320
Speaker 1: So Oscar. After after he went as me, I was

616
00:27:25,359 --> 00:27:28,080
Speaker 1: getting him dressed for bed after bath and we were,

617
00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:31,640
Speaker 1: of course after Bathball kind of read our book, which is.

618
00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:38,360
Speaker 3: A great book, by the way, and he was trying

619
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:39,840
Speaker 3: to tell me that some of the kids were laughing

620
00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:43,560
Speaker 3: at him for going as me, and I was like, oh, like,

621
00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:44,320
Speaker 3: what did you say?

622
00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:47,359
Speaker 1: He said, well, he said, where's the book your dad wrote?

623
00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:52,280
Speaker 2: Fucking dropped the mic.

624
00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:55,000
Speaker 1: Oh yeah. He was like I felt mean. But then

625
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:56,840
Speaker 1: he was like that wire mean, and I was like,

626
00:27:57,520 --> 00:27:59,679
Speaker 1: I was like, who said that? And he was like Lenny,

627
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:02,200
Speaker 1: which is like my mate's one of my best mates kids,

628
00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:05,720
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, yeah, I'll get him. I'll

629
00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:06,280
Speaker 1: get his dad.

630
00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:08,960
Speaker 2: It's good I did. That was my fear with Lola

631
00:28:09,119 --> 00:28:10,960
Speaker 2: because a lot of the kids were dresses, you know,

632
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:15,440
Speaker 2: fairies and princesses, and then she's just there dressed is

633
00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:16,200
Speaker 2: me me?

634
00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:19,720
Speaker 1: Dad? Yeah? Everyone's going as a princess. It's nice for

635
00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:22,159
Speaker 1: them to go with something different. Yeah, they're in the

636
00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:24,440
Speaker 1: book too, so it's like, as much as I could

637
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:27,400
Speaker 1: have just gone to themselves, Yeah, there's live hack.

638
00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:30,439
Speaker 2: As much as I hate book Week, it was a

639
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:34,000
Speaker 2: perfect way round off the week. Yeah, very self indulgent,

640
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:38,560
Speaker 2: but hey, I'm an needy guy. Hey I haven't you.

641
00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:41,560
Speaker 2: I don't want to call it a segment because I

642
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:43,440
Speaker 2: don't know if it's going to Actually I've got a couple,

643
00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:45,800
Speaker 2: so it was going to run for at least two,

644
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:48,800
Speaker 2: maybe three episodes. I don't have a song. Unfortunately, did

645
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:49,560
Speaker 2: you see a song?

646
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:49,920
Speaker 1: Okay?

647
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:53,640
Speaker 2: Can you sing for me? Parenting Hack or fuck that?

648
00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:55,640
Speaker 1: In what melody?

649
00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:57,920
Speaker 2: Like an Elvis kind of vibe?

650
00:28:58,200 --> 00:28:58,640
Speaker 3: No?

651
00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:07,040
Speaker 1: No, oh okay, maybe we'll scrap that. We'll come back

652
00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:07,320
Speaker 1: to you.

653
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:10,320
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm going to send you a video. Right. Someone

654
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:12,320
Speaker 2: has put this on social media, and not that I

655
00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:15,200
Speaker 2: ever want to tear down another parent ash because hey,

656
00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:16,840
Speaker 2: if it works for them and it keeps them happy

657
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:20,800
Speaker 2: and their kids happy, amazing, fantastic. Who am I to judge?

658
00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:23,840
Speaker 2: But at the same time, I'm going to judge, And

659
00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:26,520
Speaker 2: you know, sometimes you go to the commons, and you're like,

660
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:28,920
Speaker 2: I hope people agree with me in thinking that this

661
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Speaker 2: is a terrible idea, but this is their parenting hack,

662
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:33,440
Speaker 2: right this one.

663
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:35,280
Speaker 1: Watch it away, all right? So you don't want to

664
00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:36,440
Speaker 1: shoot on these people.

665
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:39,320
Speaker 2: Well no, I know them, don't know them. We shouldn't

666
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:41,720
Speaker 2: shit on them. But at the same time we will.

667
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:52,400
Speaker 2: We're not going to say who they are. That makes

668
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:56,760
Speaker 2: me feel physically ill. Why would you do that any Okay,

669
00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:57,440
Speaker 2: let me explain.

670
00:29:57,560 --> 00:29:59,440
Speaker 1: Let me explain what I've just watched. And it was

671
00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:01,280
Speaker 1: very in I get it.

672
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:05,400
Speaker 2: Beautiful music, beautiful music, but that's really dialing into that

673
00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:06,120
Speaker 2: innocence there.

674
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:08,680
Speaker 1: Okay, it's a video and it says you know, people

675
00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:10,720
Speaker 1: do those videos where it's like, this is your sign.

676
00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:15,360
Speaker 1: This is signed to change your hair color. Yeah, something constructive. Sure,

677
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:18,280
Speaker 1: this is a sign to wake your kids up after

678
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:23,880
Speaker 1: bedtime for a surprise movie sleepover in the living room. Wow,

679
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:28,360
Speaker 1: my god, can you imagine wake in loll her up

680
00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:32,200
Speaker 1: after she's just fallen asleep, going surprise, We're gonna watch

681
00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:39,840
Speaker 1: the Disney Princesses. Be like, fuck, what world is that

682
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:41,440
Speaker 1: a good idea? Like why don't you just like you

683
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:43,959
Speaker 1: don't what kids, You've after dinner, you've had you've had

684
00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:45,840
Speaker 1: a RESTful day. We're gonna watch We're gonna watch a

685
00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:48,440
Speaker 1: movie all together as a family. Beautiful, don't wake them

686
00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:50,520
Speaker 1: up and be like if I work on, he'd be

687
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:53,800
Speaker 1: so confused, and it's like, what is it morning?

688
00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:55,280
Speaker 2: Don you just look at the comments.

689
00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:58,400
Speaker 1: I've gone to the point of suffocating myself. If I

690
00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:05,160
Speaker 1: had to call kids someone who said I would never

691
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:07,800
Speaker 1: with love, I don't understand.

692
00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:10,080
Speaker 2: And hey, if their kids like it, what have you

693
00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:10,520
Speaker 2: got for me?

694
00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:15,920
Speaker 1: Let me know how you feel about it tomorrow. That

695
00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:18,120
Speaker 1: is a terrible, a bad idea.

696
00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:20,480
Speaker 2: I want to know, Okay, I want to know. Surely,

697
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:24,400
Speaker 2: surely he's baiting people by saying that got to be

698
00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:27,760
Speaker 2: that that's a bait video, right, I mean hook line.

699
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:31,520
Speaker 1: Let's sleeping kids, lie they need this sleep. If they're

700
00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:35,440
Speaker 1: older kids, sure, and you're like and they're like, hey, dad,

701
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:38,560
Speaker 1: my favorite football team's playing at like three am tonight

702
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:41,120
Speaker 1: because it's in England. Can you wake me up? Done?

703
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:45,600
Speaker 1: Hang a minute, let's gashlight your kids into thinking they're

704
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:47,400
Speaker 1: going to have a full night sleep and then wake

705
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:49,960
Speaker 1: them up after an hour and be like, surprise, you

706
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:53,720
Speaker 1: need to fulfill my needs. Now, this is my needs.

707
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:56,520
Speaker 1: There is because they don't need that. I can watch

708
00:31:56,520 --> 00:32:00,240
Speaker 1: that whatever. It's on demand. Things are on demand now.

709
00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:03,640
Speaker 1: Maybe fifty years ago when it was like, holy shit,

710
00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:06,080
Speaker 1: there's one movie on TV a week. Get up, kids,

711
00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:08,760
Speaker 1: because you really want to watch it. That shit's Disney's

712
00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:09,320
Speaker 1: on demand.

713
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:11,480
Speaker 2: I love your aide right now. It's exactly what I

714
00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:12,600
Speaker 2: wanted to. Thank you.

715
00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:15,960
Speaker 1: That's okay, that is a terrible, terrible hack.

716
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:18,160
Speaker 2: Should we do live?

717
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:19,000
Speaker 1: This is wise?

718
00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:27,560
Speaker 4: Tell me loud, tell me little line?

719
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:31,000
Speaker 1: Can I just start with one that I've sort of

720
00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:32,840
Speaker 1: merged into two that I've been using with Oscar.

721
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:33,920
Speaker 2: I thought you'd never asked.

722
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:37,520
Speaker 1: So he's been picking his nose a lot eating it.

723
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:39,040
Speaker 1: I caught immediate.

724
00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:41,240
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, Morley loves it.

725
00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:42,720
Speaker 1: Love it is tasty.

726
00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:45,640
Speaker 2: Did you ever eat just quickly? Did you ever pick

727
00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:46,240
Speaker 2: your nose and eat it?

728
00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:48,400
Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah you did. Everyone did at some point. I

729
00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:51,880
Speaker 1: remember as a kid, I save space.

730
00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:58,160
Speaker 2: Yeah no. I remember in primary school looking at other

731
00:32:58,240 --> 00:33:02,240
Speaker 2: kids eating their boogers and everyone's like this so delicious,

732
00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:04,720
Speaker 2: And I remember thinking, okay.

733
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:06,160
Speaker 1: Wait till you try your ear wax.

734
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:10,320
Speaker 2: I remember trying it going I want to see what

735
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:13,000
Speaker 2: all the fuss is about, not into.

736
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:15,040
Speaker 1: It depends what you got up there, my friend, Oh,

737
00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:19,080
Speaker 1: what's it like?

738
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:21,600
Speaker 2: Salty delicious?

739
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:28,440
Speaker 1: Like tasting yourself. That's disgusting. So yeah, he's been picking

740
00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:33,000
Speaker 1: his nose and also he's he's been like avoiding to

741
00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:35,280
Speaker 1: wash his hands. I'm like, go and wash your hands.

742
00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:38,880
Speaker 1: Like he thinks that I'm dumb first of all, so

743
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:42,120
Speaker 1: he'll go it's not far off. It was about him,

744
00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:44,800
Speaker 1: not me, And he was I know when he's pooping

745
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:48,120
Speaker 1: because he's in there and the door's open, dummy. And

746
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:51,920
Speaker 1: then I'm like, hmm, didn't hear it flash? And I

747
00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:53,800
Speaker 1: didn't hear a hand. I'm like, do you wash your hands?

748
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:57,160
Speaker 1: And the flush? Like I was like, how come we

749
00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:59,440
Speaker 1: didn't flush and the tap didn't go? And I know

750
00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:02,920
Speaker 1: you can't reach the soap thing without an adult. Oh

751
00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:07,200
Speaker 1: like just so and that and yeah, washing hands and

752
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:09,560
Speaker 1: picking a nose. So I started to say, do you

753
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:11,400
Speaker 1: know kids who picked their nose don't have any friends,

754
00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:17,040
Speaker 1: It's like And then I was also like, oh, kids

755
00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:18,879
Speaker 1: who don't wash their hands, no one likes the kiddy

756
00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:20,359
Speaker 1: smells like shit, so you won't have any threat.

757
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:26,040
Speaker 2: We always like to hero the creative lies, just like

758
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:28,520
Speaker 2: very simple. If you think you know, you're a fucking loser.

759
00:34:28,719 --> 00:34:30,839
Speaker 1: At first I started saying, if you don't wash your hands,

760
00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:32,799
Speaker 1: they'll fall off and here webbly like, but then I'll

761
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:36,040
Speaker 1: never have to wash my hands because they won't have any. Also,

762
00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:39,600
Speaker 1: don't fart. Yeah, that was the one I've been doing

763
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:41,960
Speaker 1: with Oscar and well, let you off works.

764
00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:49,440
Speaker 2: It doesn't stink that. Oh, come on, you've smelt worse. Okay,

765
00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:52,319
Speaker 2: this one is one that's not been submitted and it's

766
00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:54,480
Speaker 2: one that I saw. It was in the media doing

767
00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:57,719
Speaker 2: the rounds. Okay, it's on the project. Actually shut out

768
00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:00,560
Speaker 2: shouted the project. We were on the last week. I

769
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:01,360
Speaker 2: don't know if you watched it.

770
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:04,600
Speaker 1: Come on New Hosts episode. Yeah, hey project, Ye Cody,

771
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:06,359
Speaker 1: we come on for so ash.

772
00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:11,279
Speaker 2: This is from a celebrity what's a professional athlete international

773
00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:13,000
Speaker 2: as well? It's always good to see what the parents

774
00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:14,799
Speaker 2: overseas are doing. In terms of line.

775
00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:17,760
Speaker 4: New Zealand is not considered the international from the UK.

776
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:24,160
Speaker 4: His name is Callum plays for Carlisles United.

777
00:35:25,239 --> 00:35:28,080
Speaker 2: You know the team. Come on, bro, big socker fan.

778
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:33,160
Speaker 2: Seems when since you were a semi professional player when

779
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:33,680
Speaker 2: you were younger.

780
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:36,560
Speaker 1: I was not a semi professional in anything, maybe nose

781
00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:39,200
Speaker 1: picking and eating been David Beckham.

782
00:35:39,239 --> 00:35:43,319
Speaker 2: So he and his wife they lighted their kids and

783
00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:46,600
Speaker 2: they say their birthdays are on different days each year.

784
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:50,440
Speaker 2: So Abby twenty six and her husband Callum twenty seven,

785
00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:54,920
Speaker 2: who themselves very young in the UK, how they do it?

786
00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:58,600
Speaker 2: Very young mother enough to do exactly crap weather kids.

787
00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:03,239
Speaker 2: Didn't you live in London for a while is So

788
00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:05,200
Speaker 2: he's a footballer, right, and they made the decision to

789
00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:08,960
Speaker 2: ensure that both parents could be there on their child's

790
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:15,000
Speaker 2: special days. They've got two kids, but obviously being a footballer,

791
00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:18,200
Speaker 2: as I'm sure you are aware, someone who's semi I

792
00:36:18,239 --> 00:36:23,080
Speaker 2: can't talk someone of the semi professional playing away games.

793
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:25,200
Speaker 2: I don't know who's going to be in town. So

794
00:36:25,239 --> 00:36:28,160
Speaker 2: they just flat out light of their kids because kids

795
00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:30,640
Speaker 2: don't know dates like their kids are. Kids are five

796
00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:33,280
Speaker 2: and three, right, I don't know if it's the sixteenth

797
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:34,120
Speaker 2: of March.

798
00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:38,000
Speaker 1: So they just say, actually birthdays today, shut up, making

799
00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:41,319
Speaker 1: sure that it happens when everyone's in the house. Yeah,

800
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:44,240
Speaker 1: it's kind of notice, kind of sweet, kind of sweet

801
00:36:44,239 --> 00:36:46,200
Speaker 1: that that's their rule, that everyone's going to be home.

802
00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:50,280
Speaker 1: I mean, the kid's going to be confused. Why eventually

803
00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:52,920
Speaker 1: they will? How long can you keep up this facade?

804
00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:56,960
Speaker 2: Till six seven? I think seven day to birth?

805
00:36:57,800 --> 00:36:58,120
Speaker 1: Smile?

806
00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:01,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, but does ask A follow a calendar? He's got

807
00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:02,879
Speaker 2: his own phone.

808
00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:05,920
Speaker 4: I don't know, actually, because okay, here we go, do

809
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:07,160
Speaker 4: kids for wait a minute?

810
00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:09,120
Speaker 2: This morning, just do you kids know what time it is?

811
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:09,520
Speaker 1: No?

812
00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:12,759
Speaker 2: I have no idea idiots. This morning, Lulla woke up

813
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:15,840
Speaker 2: and she goes, is it Christmas?

814
00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:21,920
Speaker 1: I should have run with it. Oh, you missed an opportunity.

815
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:23,800
Speaker 2: I was like, what do you mean? And she goes,

816
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:26,520
Speaker 2: is it Christmas day to day? And I was like no.

817
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:29,839
Speaker 2: She goes, oh, when is Christmas? And I said it's

818
00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:31,520
Speaker 2: in a few months. And she's like, fair enough.

819
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:37,120
Speaker 1: Just how many sleeps? That's usually how many sleeps? I

820
00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:39,200
Speaker 1: was got, you've got big school next year, it's like

821
00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:42,640
Speaker 1: how many sleeps? I said a lot? It's like ten

822
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,520
Speaker 1: tomorrow like ten. I'm like a lot. More is like

823
00:37:45,719 --> 00:37:48,640
Speaker 1: a thousand. I was like, there's a lot of numbers

824
00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:49,680
Speaker 1: between ten and thousand.

825
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:50,120
Speaker 2: My guy.

826
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:53,560
Speaker 1: I think it's a great idea. I think I think

827
00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:58,680
Speaker 1: it's sweet. It's also very cheeky. Okay. This one comes

828
00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:03,560
Speaker 1: from a DM by the name of James. Hello, James,

829
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:06,319
Speaker 1: love that, thank you for reaching out. She's like, I

830
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:10,120
Speaker 1: told my daughter that kids is turned red when they lie,

831
00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:12,600
Speaker 1: but only parents can see it. She would enter the

832
00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:15,040
Speaker 1: room with her hands covering her ears, and I knew

833
00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:19,719
Speaker 1: I was in for a good lie, very good, very good.

834
00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:21,880
Speaker 2: It was so good I did like a little fist bump.

835
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:25,200
Speaker 1: Ah right, such a great story.

836
00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:32,680
Speaker 2: Well, Charles, Okay, this one is from one of our listeners,

837
00:38:32,719 --> 00:38:35,280
Speaker 2: DM d us name is Yam.

838
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:38,000
Speaker 1: Also here sure is Yam.

839
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:40,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, I won't give her full from.

840
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:44,400
Speaker 1: The Potato family, mister and missus Yam.

841
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:48,160
Speaker 2: So she says, here's a lie. My husband tells our

842
00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:49,880
Speaker 2: daughter that you might enjoy.

843
00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:51,400
Speaker 1: I'll let you know if I might enjoy it.

844
00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:55,760
Speaker 2: The TV is powered by when you're eating your dinner.

845
00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:58,200
Speaker 2: If you won't eat it, it won't work anymore. So

846
00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:02,080
Speaker 2: one broccoli equals five minutes, a mouthful of carrots equals

847
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:04,720
Speaker 2: four minutes. She said, it's worked all months so far.

848
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:08,480
Speaker 1: All month. So they figure it out and like guys,

849
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:10,520
Speaker 1: the TV still on, hang on a sad I don't

850
00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:12,000
Speaker 1: know how. They also don't know minutes.

851
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:14,239
Speaker 2: That's very good.

852
00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:15,680
Speaker 1: That's good though, it is very good.

853
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:18,960
Speaker 2: We love that we went for a period with no

854
00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:20,239
Speaker 2: TV during dinner time.

855
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:21,359
Speaker 1: How did they go down?

856
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:24,040
Speaker 2: Hit me? Sometimes the kids were amazing, and I was like,

857
00:39:24,239 --> 00:39:27,160
Speaker 2: I am an incredible parent right now just watching my

858
00:39:27,239 --> 00:39:28,880
Speaker 2: kids sit there and eat. And then other times so

859
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:30,800
Speaker 2: they're like, I couldn't sit still for more than five seconds.

860
00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:33,239
Speaker 2: We hate this. So last night, Laura's away, so I'm

861
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:34,880
Speaker 2: gonna put TV back on for dinner time.

862
00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:40,479
Speaker 1: Oh, don't tell Laura that it's so good. It's so good.

863
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:42,439
Speaker 1: I love the other day where I was like, yeah,

864
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:46,239
Speaker 1: I think I was here with Oskar and that's right.

865
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:48,600
Speaker 1: You said to Mary. You were like, oh, oh, mommy

866
00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:50,959
Speaker 1: doesn't want you to watch the screen. And Laura's around

867
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,440
Speaker 1: and goes, we don't want her to watch the screen.

868
00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:57,600
Speaker 1: I just laughed, and I always like track it on.

869
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:01,480
Speaker 1: If you do have a lie you want to submit

870
00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:04,400
Speaker 1: to us, please send us a DM a two Doting

871
00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:07,560
Speaker 1: Dads or on the Facebook group same thing. Two Doting

872
00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:09,600
Speaker 1: Dads is humming along nicely two.

873
00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:10,839
Speaker 2: Point one thousand members.

874
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:11,799
Speaker 1: Two point two as of today.

875
00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:16,719
Speaker 2: Mike, Oh way, Jesus, look at me go going off

876
00:40:16,719 --> 00:40:17,840
Speaker 2: in their questions.

877
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:21,040
Speaker 1: Ash, yes, we do have questions.

878
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:22,719
Speaker 2: I'll go first. I want to put you on the

879
00:40:22,719 --> 00:40:25,759
Speaker 2: spot here. This is a question submitted by one of

880
00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:29,319
Speaker 2: the longest running fans of the podcast, Maddie Jay. I

881
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:33,319
Speaker 2: want to know ask have you had to explain to

882
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:36,279
Speaker 2: your kids? I'm assuming not because Macy's very young, but

883
00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:41,400
Speaker 2: maybe Oscar about periods function.

884
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:44,759
Speaker 1: We asked that question because are we April's currently on

885
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:47,719
Speaker 1: a period. Shout out to April, shout out. I hope

886
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:51,000
Speaker 1: you're doing it okay, I hope you feeling good. Season

887
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:59,279
Speaker 1: trying to tread really lightly over here. And I was like,

888
00:40:59,719 --> 00:41:02,920
Speaker 1: as Oscar ever asked you about like a tamporn or

889
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:04,960
Speaker 1: a pad and she was like, yeah, yeah. He got

890
00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:07,040
Speaker 1: a pad out of my bag once and was like,

891
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:12,160
Speaker 1: are these mummies nappies? Kinda were having this conversation yesterday

892
00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:13,600
Speaker 1: in front of Oscar and he was like, we're a

893
00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:15,840
Speaker 1: bit sheepish, and I was like, it's okay, by, but

894
00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:20,919
Speaker 1: it's okay, buddy. Mmy shits herself all the time. That's

895
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:23,520
Speaker 1: about to the extent that we I've had. I mean,

896
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:26,200
Speaker 1: like you said, Mace's quite young, and she's still on

897
00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:27,320
Speaker 1: one word sentence.

898
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:31,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, so she's not ready for like, this is a period.

899
00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:32,960
Speaker 2: It happened to you once a month.

900
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:36,160
Speaker 1: She was like, well, you know what happened to your eggs?

901
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:39,359
Speaker 2: I don't even know because it happened to happen to usk.

902
00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:42,360
Speaker 2: I don't think Laura has told the girls about periods.

903
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:45,239
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure she has it because my sister was

904
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:49,120
Speaker 2: around and she took the kids out for a little

905
00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:52,400
Speaker 2: little treat, went to the cafe. Kids had to go

906
00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:54,440
Speaker 2: to the toilet. My sister also went to the toilet,

907
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:57,000
Speaker 2: so they all went together, and then as she pulled

908
00:41:57,000 --> 00:42:00,160
Speaker 2: her pants down, they saw a tampon. Moley was like,

909
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:01,080
Speaker 2: what the hell is that? This?

910
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:03,520
Speaker 1: What the hell got.

911
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:06,920
Speaker 2: Mouse coming out? And my sister was like, oh no,

912
00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:09,960
Speaker 2: it's just that's mummy's in a period. And and then

913
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:14,480
Speaker 2: Mollie was like, who's doing what now? And her kids

914
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:17,680
Speaker 2: like they've seen in that same scenario of taking the

915
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:19,600
Speaker 2: kids in the bathroom. There was one time because I

916
00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:21,719
Speaker 2: said to my sister, I was like, like, when do

917
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:24,440
Speaker 2: you tell your kids? And she was like why she

918
00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:27,359
Speaker 2: was using a pad, went to the bathroom. Kids saw

919
00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:27,920
Speaker 2: the pad were.

920
00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:31,360
Speaker 1: Like bleeding, Oh my god.

921
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:33,279
Speaker 2: So she explained to them it happens once a month,

922
00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:41,200
Speaker 2: and uh so then now Molly's like, how many sleeps?

923
00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:42,879
Speaker 1: Very good? Thank you, very good.

924
00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:45,560
Speaker 2: So I'm now hoping like it's up to me to

925
00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:46,760
Speaker 2: tell my kids about periods.

926
00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:49,360
Speaker 1: God help us, that's up to Laura. Mate.

927
00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:51,760
Speaker 2: I'm doing a show meself.

928
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:53,239
Speaker 1: Kids, I've got a story to tell you.

929
00:42:53,719 --> 00:42:56,040
Speaker 2: It must be scarier. And I'm like, once a month

930
00:42:56,160 --> 00:43:00,360
Speaker 2: you will stop bleeding. I'm controllably, I know, like for

931
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:03,239
Speaker 2: a week you may die. We don't know.

932
00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:06,799
Speaker 1: In the olden days, you would stand in a ditch

933
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:10,960
Speaker 1: for a week long. And these days we have these

934
00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:12,960
Speaker 1: little things called I love that. It's like this is

935
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:20,080
Speaker 1: a mouse in you for Jina, Oh funny stuff. I

936
00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:20,920
Speaker 1: have a question for you.

937
00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:24,919
Speaker 2: I thought you were like, you're gonna ask a question.

938
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:28,200
Speaker 1: No, I wasn't. I was looking through something different, singing

939
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:31,239
Speaker 1: a song. I've got a question for you. Might not

940
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:34,759
Speaker 1: be as applicable to you because you've got two girls,

941
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:39,080
Speaker 1: and girls quite sensible, maybe Lola not so sensible. Is

942
00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:45,360
Speaker 1: it okay to let your child do dangerous things but safely?

943
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:45,560
Speaker 2: So?

944
00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:47,560
Speaker 1: What I mean by that is it was like walk

945
00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:49,560
Speaker 1: on the table, or make sure you don't fall off

946
00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:51,840
Speaker 1: so that they can know where the boundaries are, or

947
00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:52,840
Speaker 1: do you think it's just like a no go.

948
00:43:53,239 --> 00:43:57,279
Speaker 2: Look, there is a line with anything. Obviously, if it's

949
00:43:57,280 --> 00:44:01,200
Speaker 2: going to be an activity where they're risking serious injury,

950
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:03,839
Speaker 2: I think it would be very negligent to allow your

951
00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:08,680
Speaker 2: child to still take part in that activity. If they

952
00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:11,560
Speaker 2: are doing an activity which if they have an accident,

953
00:44:12,120 --> 00:44:15,719
Speaker 2: it'll be like a little fall, a little grays I

954
00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:19,279
Speaker 2: think it's okay. As an example, lash just down the

955
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:23,799
Speaker 2: road from my daycare, the wall. The wall have I

956
00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:24,359
Speaker 2: told you about?

957
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:25,640
Speaker 1: I known about the wall.

958
00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:31,600
Speaker 2: There's a little wall. It's like shinheight right too, shin Sorry,

959
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:36,200
Speaker 2: it's run through about ten meters right. And the girls,

960
00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:38,160
Speaker 2: for whatever reason, when we walked to the car, we

961
00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:40,799
Speaker 2: walked past the wall and they both love to walk

962
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:43,360
Speaker 2: the length of the wall. And I always hold the

963
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:45,440
Speaker 2: hand because it's an adventure too, like that.

964
00:44:45,719 --> 00:44:46,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, kids are adventurous.

965
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:50,080
Speaker 2: Yeah. And then one time Laula was like, don't fucking

966
00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:52,920
Speaker 2: touch me, and I was like, you gotta be careful.

967
00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:56,440
Speaker 2: She's a renegade and she's on that she'll probably do

968
00:44:56,480 --> 00:45:00,040
Speaker 2: it by herself. But a lot of the time I

969
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:03,239
Speaker 2: think she's quite drunk, and I was like, Daddy's going

970
00:45:03,320 --> 00:45:04,240
Speaker 2: to hold your hand, and she's.

971
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:06,879
Speaker 1: Like, don't get away from me, like a drunk person.

972
00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:08,680
Speaker 2: I'm doing this by myself. And I was like, do

973
00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:13,479
Speaker 2: you know what, fine, do it by yourself. No, She'll

974
00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:18,120
Speaker 2: four steps and took a tumble and it was undergrass.

975
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:21,520
Speaker 2: He like told you another parent kind of looked at

976
00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:23,439
Speaker 2: me and actually like hit the deck.

977
00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:25,919
Speaker 1: I was like, well, what did you get.

978
00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:29,000
Speaker 2: She's like a parent looked at me as if I

979
00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:30,560
Speaker 2: was just as shittest dad ever.

980
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:34,800
Speaker 1: No, that's that's genius, teacher Molesson.

981
00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:37,839
Speaker 2: She hasn't walked that wall solo. I wanted to since then.

982
00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:39,919
Speaker 1: So so you think it works, Yeah, I think it works.

983
00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:40,399
Speaker 2: Yeah.

984
00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:44,120
Speaker 1: Like I've got a boy and he is likes to

985
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:46,960
Speaker 1: jump off things and all sorts of stuff, and like

986
00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:49,880
Speaker 1: I'm very much like it's the same thing as long

987
00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:52,600
Speaker 1: as it's not completely dangerous. Like I used to hang

988
00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:54,400
Speaker 1: him upside down all the time, like we would be

989
00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:56,000
Speaker 1: like playing and hanging upside down and.

990
00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:58,239
Speaker 2: Like Michael Jackson out like a balcony window or something.

991
00:45:58,320 --> 00:45:59,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, just at the back of the window of if

992
00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:01,319
Speaker 1: I story bulding. It was nothing. It was really fun.

993
00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:07,000
Speaker 1: But yeah, I'm like that's fine because I've I've got

994
00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:09,160
Speaker 1: control of the situation. But I remember when I was

995
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:11,400
Speaker 1: doing it, my father in law, Frank, who's quite a

996
00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:17,520
Speaker 1: cautious guy, nothing wrong with that. I just winked a Matt,

997
00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:22,319
Speaker 1: but he was like he would be like, and I

998
00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:24,239
Speaker 1: was like, well, I'm doing it safely. But like if

999
00:46:24,239 --> 00:46:28,239
Speaker 1: I'm doing if Oscar's doing something it's like real dangerous

1000
00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:31,200
Speaker 1: and it's like there is no way of doing that safely.

1001
00:46:31,239 --> 00:46:34,719
Speaker 3: I'll be like, oh, wait down, you know, but they

1002
00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:35,960
Speaker 3: kind of need to figure it out, and say, they

1003
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:36,600
Speaker 3: need to figure it out.

1004
00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:38,160
Speaker 1: If if you can't let your kids walk up and

1005
00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:43,200
Speaker 1: down the stairs, it's you know, a bit shaky, and

1006
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:46,000
Speaker 1: how they're ever going to know? Like I find that

1007
00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:49,120
Speaker 1: like as well. When Oscar does something dangerous and does

1008
00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:53,279
Speaker 1: hurt himself, what helps is the relatability. It was like,

1009
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:55,440
Speaker 1: do you know what I did that too? I did

1010
00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:56,960
Speaker 1: it when I was a kid. I did that too.

1011
00:46:56,960 --> 00:46:58,640
Speaker 1: I was riding my bike and ran straight into a tree.

1012
00:46:58,680 --> 00:47:02,320
Speaker 1: I did that too. Sometimes got to do it. Sometimes

1013
00:47:02,360 --> 00:47:04,040
Speaker 1: you got to do it to feel how it hurts.

1014
00:47:04,040 --> 00:47:06,000
Speaker 1: So I think like, yeah, but I think if it's

1015
00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:08,920
Speaker 1: life threatening. I think you're right, That's what I was

1016
00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:09,759
Speaker 1: getting at.

1017
00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:13,480
Speaker 2: Hey, before we go, Yes, we do have to clear

1018
00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:17,080
Speaker 2: something up. Ye And I thought naming our book two

1019
00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:21,400
Speaker 2: Doting Dads as like the headline title smart very smart.

1020
00:47:21,719 --> 00:47:24,600
Speaker 2: People know us and know the podcast. If they don't,

1021
00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:27,160
Speaker 2: maybe they want to get to know us. I now

1022
00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:28,840
Speaker 2: realized that was a huge mistake.

1023
00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:31,759
Speaker 1: I wouldn't say mistake. I feel like we've hit a

1024
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:33,960
Speaker 1: new audience, separate audience.

1025
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:34,280
Speaker 2: Okay.

1026
00:47:34,680 --> 00:47:38,480
Speaker 1: I mean, are we frauds, No, and we never ever once.

1027
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:39,600
Speaker 2: But we're not correcting people.

1028
00:47:39,719 --> 00:47:42,120
Speaker 1: Well, I don't want to find anyone by saying no, no, no, no,

1029
00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:43,560
Speaker 1: no no no. That could be worse.

1030
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:45,759
Speaker 2: Well, okay, I guess the best way to put it

1031
00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:48,640
Speaker 2: is we're swimming with the tide, and the tide is

1032
00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:50,120
Speaker 2: pulling us into a certain direction.

1033
00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:53,200
Speaker 1: Yeap. Just to give you guys some context, we did

1034
00:47:53,239 --> 00:47:56,080
Speaker 1: release a book. I don't know, have to hear of it.

1035
00:47:56,080 --> 00:47:58,239
Speaker 2: The question for one bucks on Amazon right now?

1036
00:47:58,280 --> 00:47:58,520
Speaker 1: Sorry?

1037
00:47:58,560 --> 00:47:59,120
Speaker 2: Continue.

1038
00:47:59,440 --> 00:48:01,919
Speaker 1: We went and did a book signing mix in the city,

1039
00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:03,600
Speaker 1: Mix in the city, which was lovely. We met some

1040
00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:04,799
Speaker 1: really nice people.

1041
00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:06,400
Speaker 2: A few fans love that, thank you for coming.

1042
00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:08,959
Speaker 1: We did meet someone who didn't know us.

1043
00:48:09,120 --> 00:48:11,440
Speaker 2: She was a lot older. She was very much a boomer.

1044
00:48:11,520 --> 00:48:12,720
Speaker 1: She was very boomer.

1045
00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:14,560
Speaker 2: She was a little bit cautious. She was kind of

1046
00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:17,000
Speaker 2: looking at the table where we were sitting where the

1047
00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:18,720
Speaker 2: book was on display, kind.

1048
00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:21,520
Speaker 1: Of like, what's this about? Yeah, not quite sure.

1049
00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:22,160
Speaker 2: She was young.

1050
00:48:22,239 --> 00:48:24,040
Speaker 1: And then she came over and she started asking about

1051
00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:25,279
Speaker 1: what age group the book is for.

1052
00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:28,719
Speaker 4: Generous sort of question, said, kids, kids are three and five.

1053
00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:31,520
Speaker 1: She's like, oh great, She's like, what did she say?

1054
00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:33,520
Speaker 2: She said, and then she goes and then she kind

1055
00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:36,839
Speaker 2: of after a little while, she kind of then turned

1056
00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:38,600
Speaker 2: a corner and was nodding and was like, do you

1057
00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:43,799
Speaker 2: know what. I think what you're doing is fantastic. And

1058
00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:46,399
Speaker 2: I thought, yeah, look, you know, it's not every day

1059
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:48,279
Speaker 2: you get to publish a book, and we're happy. It's

1060
00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:49,200
Speaker 2: great to have it out there.

1061
00:48:49,239 --> 00:48:51,120
Speaker 1: She goes, no, no, no, no, no, no, I don't know.

1062
00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:53,000
Speaker 1: I think, he goes, are brave.

1063
00:48:56,640 --> 00:48:58,200
Speaker 2: And she was like, it's I was like, she's a

1064
00:48:58,239 --> 00:48:58,800
Speaker 2: kid's book.

1065
00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:01,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, rape, thanks.

1066
00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:05,399
Speaker 2: I guess, and she's like, it's this is lovely. It's

1067
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:06,400
Speaker 2: a sign of the times.

1068
00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:10,200
Speaker 1: And she was also like, my my kids are also

1069
00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:15,600
Speaker 1: in same sex relationships with kids, so what and we

1070
00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:17,880
Speaker 1: were like, oh, that's lovely. Like we didould be like,

1071
00:49:18,239 --> 00:49:20,120
Speaker 1: Kama kind of looks like we're holding hand. It's a

1072
00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:22,960
Speaker 1: little bit and we were like, Matt and I were like,

1073
00:49:23,719 --> 00:49:26,440
Speaker 1: hmm okay. And then do you.

1074
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:29,160
Speaker 2: Know what I said? I said. She goes, yeah, my

1075
00:49:29,360 --> 00:49:31,800
Speaker 2: my my nephew is in the same sex relationship and

1076
00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:34,399
Speaker 2: they're raising a boy and it's great. And I said, yeah,

1077
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:39,280
Speaker 2: it's a heterosexual you need to watch out for, don't

1078
00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:39,719
Speaker 2: I there.

1079
00:49:40,239 --> 00:49:43,479
Speaker 1: And then after she she bought a book, which is great,

1080
00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:47,279
Speaker 1: so worth it. She toddled off and another lady came

1081
00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:50,640
Speaker 1: over and she was like, oh, I'm a single mom.

1082
00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:52,719
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh cool, and she was like yeah, my

1083
00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:54,680
Speaker 1: kids are pretty much raised by the gays as well,

1084
00:49:57,080 --> 00:50:02,000
Speaker 1: and you were like, what a great community. And then

1085
00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:04,840
Speaker 1: after that interaction, we'll like hing on a second to

1086
00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:06,680
Speaker 1: shoot doting dads.

1087
00:50:06,719 --> 00:50:09,719
Speaker 2: Not there's anything wrong with that at all at all,

1088
00:50:09,880 --> 00:50:11,640
Speaker 2: but you know, we're not correcting people.

1089
00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:18,279
Speaker 1: But also we're confused anyway, books Hours through the Roof

1090
00:50:19,160 --> 00:50:19,919
Speaker 1: have been better.

1091
00:50:20,080 --> 00:50:22,839
Speaker 2: If you've enjoyed this episode or any episode that we've

1092
00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:26,759
Speaker 2: released eighty eight up until now, Ash eighty nine. Can

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Speaker 2: you bloody believe it? What will we do for one hundred?

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Speaker 2: Who knows? Time will tell. If you enjoyed this episode,

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Speaker 2: send it to anyone, anyone out there you think will

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Speaker 2: benefit from two loving gay dads, and give us a review.

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Speaker 2: Subscribe five stars, any little nugget. There's a few nuggets

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Speaker 2: that we've been given. One was a pet parent fifty fish.

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Speaker 2: He says, thank you, fifty fish.

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Speaker 1: Correct, get a lie God, and we'll see you guys

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Speaker 1: next week. Thanks very much, see you guys, Bye, fifty Fish.

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Speaker 2: Two. Doting Dance Podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country

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Speaker 2: throughout Australia and the connections to land, sea and community.

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Speaker 1: We pay our respects to their elders past and present

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Speaker 1: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torrestrate Islander

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Speaker 1: peoples today. This episode was recorded on Gadagal Land