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Speaker 2: So this is you're here is a bit later on,

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Speaker 2: but on a Friday, we are resurrecting a book.

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Speaker 1: That what he used to write his radio ideas down

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Speaker 2: And one of the genuinely one of the ideas was

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Speaker 2: what's your dream Tweet?

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Speaker 3: And usually I can give some context as to where

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Speaker 3: the idea birthed itself.

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Speaker 4: This one, I'm at a loss. I don't know in

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Speaker 4: what world.

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Speaker 1: You were saying that.

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Speaker 2: You were saying that you're that you think that the

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Speaker 2: So you would have written that idea in two thousand

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Speaker 2: and that and that I'm going to say is that

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Speaker 2: around when Twitter first came out.

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Speaker 5: But it's probably later than that. It's probably earlier. It

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Speaker 5: was probably like two thousand and nine ten started Bausse.

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Speaker 2: That's when you know that I'm saying Twitter came out

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Speaker 2: earlier than that. Yeah, yeah, but that's when you would

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Speaker 2: have probably seen like, oh, geez, Twitter is a.

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Speaker 1: Bit of a big thing. How do I incorporate it

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Speaker 1: in the show. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I was always trying to be relatable back then. You know,

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Speaker 3: So I was like, oh, no, people are in the

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Speaker 3: Twitter thing, so I'll get into that psyche. And then

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Speaker 3: I just thought i'd ask the tweetheads out there, what's

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Speaker 3: your what's your dream tweet? Like, what's what's your you know,

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Speaker 3: so what is that's? What's your man Everest? What's your

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Speaker 3: moby dick? Effectively?

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Speaker 2: Yes, and now what we didn't actually get to this

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Speaker 2: phone topic in the show what's your dream tweet?

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Speaker 4: No? For good reason, However.

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Speaker 1: I feel like we should probably ask the question.

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Speaker 6: Now.

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Speaker 1: I'll kick it off with you, Joel, what's your dream tweet?

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Speaker 7: So?

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Speaker 1: Is it someone that's tweeted you?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: The dream tweet is the tweet that you want to

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Speaker 3: receive and I think that's because someone tags you and

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Speaker 3: yeah yeah. So it's a bit like effectively, which celebrity

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Speaker 3: do you want to to do you want to find you?

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Speaker 4: Is sort of what I was going for.

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Speaker 5: And then what Yeah, kind of had that when I

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Speaker 5: put a video up being an idiot like ten years ago,

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Speaker 5: and then my favorite football player at the time, Patrick Dangerfield.

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Speaker 3: Liked, Oh, that's huge. That's like in a video. It's

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Speaker 1: It's a nice warm up call to warm up, to

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Speaker 1: call a one call the woods. What's your dream tweet?

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Speaker 3: I think my dream tweet would be like a like

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Speaker 3: a director like Dennis Ville.

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Speaker 1: Nerve, like did June who's the guy that did Dune?

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Speaker 4: Unbelievable director?

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Speaker 3: And and like my dream tweet would be that he

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Speaker 3: stumbled across one of our Will and Woody videos and

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Speaker 3: then just at tweets me and just go mate. I

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Speaker 3: probably wuldn't say mate, but he he talk how he talks,

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Speaker 3: but effectively it's I need you in my next film.

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Speaker 3: You are exactly what I'm looking for in my next film.

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Speaker 3: That's that's that's my guy with a man rat legs.

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Speaker 1: Yes, Dennis Dennis Ville Nerve tweets.

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Speaker 3: You, I need you in a movie about a planet

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Speaker 3: where there's no gravity to everyone's legs turned ratty, and

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Speaker 3: I would be his protagonist.

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Speaker 4: You do have the figure of a lonely desert warrior.

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Speaker 1: Yeah I do.

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Speaker 3: I do, Thank you, Joe. What's your dream tweet? What's

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Speaker 3: you dream tweet? We will say something about Stephen Frye

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Stephen fry tweeting me and being like, would

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Speaker 2: you like to get a beer?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, like what you wrote was really insightful.

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Speaker 1: Yeah if he yeah, Stephen Fry like resurrected.

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Speaker 2: An article I wrote and was like, geez, that was

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Speaker 2: some of like like if he screenshotted some of my

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's like these words of magic. I mean

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Speaker 2: It would also be nice to have, like, I like,

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Speaker 3: Here's the cre here's the will creep coming out, going shift?

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Speaker 1: Put your fifty five year old first? Mate? What's that

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Speaker 4: I mean Mimi Campbell.

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Speaker 5: I mean I've only got nineties one supermodels.

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Speaker 4: Who's Jenna Kylie Kylie j Kylie Jenner?

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Speaker 2: So one of like some some very very well known

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Speaker 2: will Will McMahon in two thousand and eight, you know

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Speaker 3: She just she just tweets that around I slept with women,

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Speaker 3: never actually happened, never actually happened, but just says it,

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Speaker 3: and you just you just you just walk a step

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Speaker 3: to all that day.

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Speaker 1: You walk in any bar. Yeah, you're work at anybody.

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Speaker 3: You get a beer board for you, you would.

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Speaker 1: Be really good?

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Speaker 2: Is good? Or the Queen The Queen tweets you. The

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Speaker 2: Queen at tweets you and he's like, I slept with.

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Speaker 1: Got around the platinum. Enjoy, Enjoy, Enjoy, We'll say this

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Speaker 1: is the Will.

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Speaker 9: And Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Dancing with the Stars premieres Sunday night, seven o'clock, Channel

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Speaker 2: seven and seven plus. It is one of the great

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Speaker 2: things you can watch on your TVs. It's a wonderful

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Speaker 2: tradition in Australia. They get brilliant guests. Let's screw the guests.

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Speaker 2: Let's talk about the host because she joins us right now,

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Speaker 2: Sonja Krueger with the boys.

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Speaker 1: Well, hello you two, welcome back to the show. Son,

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Speaker 1: pleasure to have you here.

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Speaker 2: I think we just need to get straight down to it,

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Speaker 2: straight down to it. I'm having to look at the contestants. Well,

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Speaker 2: I'll let you finish this question, but let's get the

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Speaker 2: wild cards. Let's just talk about the wild cards. We've

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Speaker 2: got Denny Hines Marsa Heines is doing Sam Mack obviously

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Speaker 2: Weather on Channel seven, Chris Smith very hot guy, Cameron.

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Speaker 1: Daddo guy, so very well, you're not as Christmins Christmas

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Speaker 3: Now a second, let me grab that, Sonya Kruger. Were

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Speaker 4: Where was the hookup on?

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Speaker 10: Yeah? Well, you know, look, we already had you know what,

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Speaker 10: we'd like to describe it sort of Sam Mac type,

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Speaker 10: you know, so the favor of being hilariously funny, really funny,

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Speaker 10: terrible dancer. We had kicked that terrible He actually in

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Speaker 10: his head, Sam is a brilliant dancer and everybody's very

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Speaker 3: Yeah, a self gas lighting and from all of you, Sonya,

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Speaker 3: you just think I'm a poor man, Sam Mac?

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Speaker 4: Is that what you're trying to say?

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Speaker 3: Essentially just to confirm Thank you so much, son.

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Speaker 2: Love.

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Speaker 1: So you shouldn't have asked that question. She was never

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Speaker 2: And son I mean, the really great thing that everybody

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Speaker 2: not okay.

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Speaker 1: Look, the stars are great.

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Speaker 2: I know Daniel's going to be there, Olympia Valance, Ricky Lee,

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Speaker 2: Robbie Mills, Angie Kent's going to be on there, Anthony Kuda.

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Speaker 10: Yes, Now, can I just give you a little bit

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Speaker 10: of suggest that maybe you know, Todd and I just

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Speaker 1: That's what I did.

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Speaker 10: Sorry, and so I am high as a car. The

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Speaker 10: episode two of Dancing with the jarg they must see

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Speaker 10: I'm going to watch it because I don't remember any

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Speaker 1: It sounds elite.

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Speaker 2: Did you start off like, you know, because you said

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Speaker 11: No, you didn't.

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Speaker 10: I just started with an europhone and then I went

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Speaker 3: Performance that sounds like to us what you didn't take

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Speaker 2: All right, So on what we are buddy about it

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Speaker 2: Dancing with the Stars in premierees Sunday night, seven o'clock,

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Speaker 2: Channel seven and seven plus the best thing on TV

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Speaker 2: all weekend. There's no doubt about it. Just a host

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Speaker 2: of brilliant dances.

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Speaker 1: Some I know Anthony Kudefeed, I mean, I can't wait

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Speaker 1: to see that guy. Movie will be a smooth mover

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Speaker 1: and Sonya.

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Speaker 2: You're making a return to the dance floor. Very excited

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Speaker 2: about all of this. Congratulations on another season and thanks

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Speaker 2: for joining us as always, my friend.

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Speaker 10: Thank you so much.

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Speaker 11: Guys, this is the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 1: Woods.

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Speaker 2: Now, let's talk about the fact, and I'm going to

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Speaker 2: do this musically.

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Speaker 1: Let's talk about the fact that Kanye used to be

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Speaker 1: a bloody legend.

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Speaker 2: Ye Week and he was unbelievable that record, Graduation, Unblionville

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Speaker 1: Delish, delish record.

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Speaker 2: And then yeah, there's ranting and spiraling and it all

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Speaker 2: kind of falls off a cliff. And that's cool for

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Speaker 2: me to say, right, that's cool for me to say.

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Speaker 1: I don't really know him.

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Speaker 2: I've got nothing to do with him, and I'm a

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Speaker 2: media commentator. I tell you it's not cool to say.

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Speaker 2: Well for me anyway, I don't think they should be

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Speaker 2: Pete Davidson did a skit Saturday Night Live twenty eighteen.

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Speaker 2: Kanye has just posted this on his Instagram. This is

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Speaker 2: Pete Davidson wearing a make Kanye two thousand and six

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Speaker 1: Now you're like, yo, this is the real me.

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Speaker 4: I'm off the meds.

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Speaker 8: Take them in the medicine game.

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Speaker 1: It's great.

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Speaker 4: Scat? Why scat?

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Speaker 1: Oh? You know, like he's a bit scat? You know.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't really get that. Danie's best work.

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Speaker 1: And then posted that video. So pretty wild.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that little feud, but it's providing some good gear

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Speaker 1: Topic I think. Anyway. Thirty one oh six five is

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Speaker 2: Did your ex's new partner get hostile towards you.

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Speaker 2: Obviously, Yeah, if you got extra hot hostile towards your

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Speaker 3: I've definitely been passive aggressive, and you immediately feel really

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Speaker 1: You do it? You feel like a bit of it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, my girlfriend a long time ago just started going

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Speaker 1: I saw him once and I was like, no, you're

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Speaker 3: No, I had that great awesome anyway, we were working

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Speaker 1: We weren't working out together. He rocks up for the

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Speaker 3: So then what I did was he was using a

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Speaker 4: So I dropped the pin.

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Speaker 1: Had to I was in a gym. I was in

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Speaker 2: Man, it was like he was like Nathan Dix off

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Speaker 2: I know producer Analyse has got an example of this.

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Speaker 2: I'd love to hear from here as well. Thirty one

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Speaker 12: I mean, I don't know if I can top Woody, but.

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Speaker 1: You you didn't pull yourself at the gym while trying

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Speaker 12: Much, unfortunately or not unfortunately at all.

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Speaker 1: I didn't do that.

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Speaker 12: But essentially, I was out one night and I saw

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Speaker 12: she had come up to like half my group, and

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Speaker 12: So to go out of my way and just know that,

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Speaker 12: like killing her with the most amount of kindness I could.

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Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, nice, absolutely, you know.

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Speaker 12: It was a bit of a verse high coologist, so

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Speaker 2: So you were nice to it, too nice, which would.

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Speaker 4: Have thrown her, which would have thrown her nice an.

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Speaker 2: She s in cold sweats from the day that that

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Speaker 1: Was nice. She was too good.

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Speaker 2: She was too good to me anals, You're one of

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Speaker 2: the funniest people I've ever met.

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Speaker 1: All right, thirty one, give us a goal.

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Speaker 2: Was your ex's new partner hostile towards you?

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Speaker 1: Or were you hostile towards them?

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Speaker 2: She whizzed Kanye was cool back in two thousand and six.

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Speaker 2: Ye's so cool, so so cool, and we're allowed to

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Speaker 1: We're allowed to say that. I tell you, he's not

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Speaker 2: The guy who is now sleeping with his wife, Pete Davidson.

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Speaker 2: I did a sketch on Saturday Night Live, which Kanye

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Speaker 1: I think so again.

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Speaker 2: If you're just catching up here, he's the guy's now

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Speaker 2: seeing Kim k. He's doing a bit wearing a hat

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Speaker 2: we'd all like that. The hat I think makes total sense.

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Speaker 2: But then he says this while wearing that.

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Speaker 4: No, you're like, no, this is the real me. I'm

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Speaker 4: off the meds.

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Speaker 8: Take them came in the medicine game.

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Speaker 1: It's great.

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Speaker 4: Being mentally ill.

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Speaker 8: Is not an excuse to act like.

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Speaker 2: I don't think you should make fun of anyone's mental

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Speaker 4: With your words, yeah, I agree, But I do agree that.

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Speaker 2: Kanne has reposted this thing. It's incre Yeah, the feud

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Speaker 1: I think as soon as you're posting about I think.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that is just yeah, and you feel awful. If

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think about I think the furthest that for me.

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Speaker 2: The line for me is if your partners started seeing

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Speaker 2: most amount of hostilities I'll allow online or I think

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Speaker 2: it's okay, it's just posting a gorgeous photo of yourself

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Speaker 2: and were you doing that?

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Speaker 4: Will which which snaps? Were you going for.

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Speaker 1: That?

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Speaker 2: But you know, you know I was a victim of

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Speaker 1: Breasts. Let's go to calls right now, on.

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Speaker 4: I haven't seen that photo one you have?

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Speaker 1: You haven't seen that. I think you might have told

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Speaker 2: You said, mate, stay off the gram, stay off the

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Speaker 1: Did you ever go with them to they have a go?

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Speaker 8: You?

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Speaker 1: Eve got Sarah who's called gay Sarah?

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Speaker 10: Hello?

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Speaker 9: How are you going? Guys?

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Speaker 1: Super Well, this is when you were engaged. Yeah.

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Speaker 9: I was engaged about ten years and my fiancee and

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Speaker 9: So he cheated on me with a backpacker and I

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Speaker 9: was just like, sorry, he cheated on you with a backpacker? Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 9: But she told me that he killed the dog because

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Speaker 9: said to her, like, are you going to be this petty?

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Speaker 9: Are you like, you can have my sloppy seconds, love, Like,

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Speaker 9: did you think, well, if you're not going to be

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Speaker 9: faithful to me, do you think he's going to be

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Speaker 9: faithful to you? Enjoy your life? Goodbye?

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Speaker 1: Whoa Jesus Christ? Did that take a turn at some

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Speaker 1: point in this?

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Speaker 6: So?

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Speaker 1: What was that line in there, Sarah.

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Speaker 9: That she can have my sloppy seconds?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: No, that wasn't the one.

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Speaker 11: I was after the Willow Woody podcast anyway, listening to

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Speaker 2: Give us a call right now, thirty one and six

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Speaker 2: five join the boys on a Friday.

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Speaker 1: It's a good vibe.

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Speaker 2: Just try and convince us you're in the car with

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Speaker 2: somebody else. That's all you've got to do. It's pretty

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Speaker 2: bloody simple. Let's crack into it, shall We've got Louise

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Speaker 2: who wants to have a crack at it. Get a Louise,

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Speaker 2: Oh very well? How are you?

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Speaker 1: Who are you in the car there with Louise?

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Speaker 10: My twin sister?

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Speaker 4: Oh dear, so we're going for a similar voice.

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Speaker 1: Five.

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Speaker 4: Okay, what's your twin sister card? Sorry?

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Speaker 3: Michelle, hmm, there was thinking there that was interesting hand

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Speaker 3: The fund of Michelle plays Louise my words, Hello bloody

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Speaker 3: old gee whiz slightly different volumes?

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Speaker 4: Well did you take that?

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Speaker 1: I did? I did?

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Speaker 2: Wod Michelle it's Michelle right, yeah? Would you consider yourself

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Speaker 2: and Louise friends? Like, do you hang out together? And

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Speaker 2: if so, what do you do?

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Speaker 13: Yeah?

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Speaker 10: All the time.

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Speaker 9: We live together, so we're always.

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Speaker 3: Taking out twins who live together? And what were you

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Speaker 10: Shopping?

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Speaker 4: Shopping? Okay, hand the phone back to Louise, please.

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Speaker 1: Hello Louise.

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Speaker 4: What do you think Louise? What did you what did

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Speaker 4: you buy? What did your shop for today? What did

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Speaker 4: you get?

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Speaker 9: Some quotes?

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Speaker 3: Mm?

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Speaker 4: Hm pretty Geneeric not getting anything.

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Speaker 1: You gots.

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Speaker 2: You're really holding around on us here, Louise, do me

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Speaker 2: a favor.

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Speaker 1: Can you say the quick brown fox?

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Speaker 2: And then Michelle, if you could follow that with jumped

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Speaker 2: over the lazy dog for me?

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Speaker 1: Does that make sense to you two?

450
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Speaker 10: The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.

451
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Speaker 4: Of them?

452
00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:55,280
Speaker 1: I think we've.

453
00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:05,440
Speaker 4: Look at fox thing? Will nice work cutting like a fox?

454
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Speaker 1: You up? Dylan? Dylan on th one six five.

455
00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:10,440
Speaker 2: You know that word is frightfully close to it, Jim,

456
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Speaker 2: do not do that again Dylan on thurday one of

457
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Speaker 2: six five.

458
00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:16,000
Speaker 1: Dylan, who you in the car with?

459
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:17,360
Speaker 8: Oh?

460
00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:20,520
Speaker 1: I'm with me mate, Tim Jimmy. All right, well let's

461
00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:22,280
Speaker 1: check Tim on then, shall we? Dyl? How do you

462
00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:26,080
Speaker 1: know Tim? I know him for school?

463
00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:26,639
Speaker 12: Right?

464
00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:27,480
Speaker 1: Do you I check him on?

465
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:27,680
Speaker 13: Then?

466
00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:30,040
Speaker 7: Hey?

467
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:30,439
Speaker 6: Mate?

468
00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:33,320
Speaker 1: Yeah? I think you might just be the one person there.

469
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:34,280
Speaker 1: What are your thoughts?

470
00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:35,680
Speaker 4: Wos Yep, Dylan, you're alone?

471
00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:35,960
Speaker 1: Mate?

472
00:21:37,119 --> 00:21:37,760
Speaker 4: No, he's.

473
00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:43,360
Speaker 1: You laugh and mock us.

474
00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:51,320
Speaker 4: We've got arrogant. Let's got to Philip here, Philip? Hello, Hi,

475
00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:53,000
Speaker 4: who are you in the car with?

476
00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:53,320
Speaker 1: Phil?

477
00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:55,560
Speaker 14: I'm going to my daughter?

478
00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:56,320
Speaker 1: You don't know?

479
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:57,040
Speaker 4: What's her name?

480
00:21:57,960 --> 00:22:03,280
Speaker 3: Jennifer Kennedy Row Jennifer on the phone? Please Hello?

481
00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:08,360
Speaker 4: What have you and dad been up to? Jennifer?

482
00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:09,879
Speaker 5: Oh?

483
00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:11,119
Speaker 7: Just think we are from school.

484
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:16,760
Speaker 11: Willan Woody back for more in just a bit the

485
00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:18,760
Speaker 11: Will and Woody podcast.

486
00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:20,320
Speaker 2: Give us a call that everyone is six ' five.

487
00:22:20,359 --> 00:22:22,080
Speaker 2: When did you realize you were doing it wrong the

488
00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:22,800
Speaker 2: whole time?

489
00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:24,360
Speaker 1: Would absolutely?

490
00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:28,320
Speaker 3: And we are asking that question because she whiz a

491
00:22:28,359 --> 00:22:32,480
Speaker 3: Catholic priest has been doing something wrong for ten years.

492
00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:39,920
Speaker 3: Father Anders of Phoenix. Unfortunately, when he was doing baptisms,

493
00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:44,200
Speaker 3: was it was just saying it wrong. He was saying

494
00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:48,760
Speaker 3: the baptism wrong, a simple mistake. Instead of saying I

495
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,800
Speaker 3: baptize you in the name of the Father, he was saying,

496
00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:56,840
Speaker 3: we baptize you in the name of the Father. And

497
00:22:56,880 --> 00:23:02,960
Speaker 3: because of this small error, years of baptisms are now invalid.

498
00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:08,320
Speaker 3: What ten years? Yes, I imagine. No, carry on, what's

499
00:23:08,359 --> 00:23:08,760
Speaker 3: that mate?

500
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:10,000
Speaker 2: I was just going to say, so, there's a whole

501
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:11,760
Speaker 2: bunch of people that have been baptized that think that

502
00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:13,119
Speaker 2: they're Catholics.

503
00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:14,159
Speaker 1: Yes, that are not.

504
00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:15,159
Speaker 4: Yes, exactly.

505
00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:19,040
Speaker 3: So those people who think they were baptized are probably

506
00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:19,960
Speaker 3: saying this right now.

507
00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:25,560
Speaker 1: Nuck, he's done it.

508
00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:27,199
Speaker 4: For Jesus, He's fuddy done it.

509
00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:31,439
Speaker 1: Kept talking there, you almost walked over it.

510
00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:33,760
Speaker 4: I was leading into it. You walked over it once.

511
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I.

512
00:23:35,119 --> 00:23:37,520
Speaker 2: Regret I regret giving you that wrong to go back

513
00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:39,600
Speaker 2: for it now thirty one and six ' five. What

514
00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:41,800
Speaker 2: did you realize you were doing wrong the whole time?

515
00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:44,440
Speaker 2: Victoria is called Victoria? You were calling your friend the

516
00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:46,080
Speaker 2: wrong name for two years.

517
00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:51,040
Speaker 9: Yes, so her name Shanaid spell s I N H

518
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:52,240
Speaker 9: E A D.

519
00:23:52,600 --> 00:24:00,640
Speaker 7: And I've been calling her sinhead whole time.

520
00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:04,800
Speaker 2: I love that, you know, it's one of the first

521
00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:07,720
Speaker 2: things that I feel like I got to really just

522
00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:11,240
Speaker 2: correct you in a lot of this over the years. Yeah,

523
00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:12,840
Speaker 2: I think one of the first things I remember when

524
00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:15,080
Speaker 2: we met you used to used to say the words

525
00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:19,040
Speaker 2: from the gecko yes instead of from the get go yes.

526
00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:20,679
Speaker 3: I thought the saying was from the gecko, and I

527
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:23,439
Speaker 3: believed that the gecko was some sort of biblical character

528
00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:26,240
Speaker 3: that was there from the start with Adam and Eve.

529
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:31,120
Speaker 3: That's genuinely what I thought. I also thought a by

530
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:35,560
Speaker 3: gone was a type of jugong. So when people said

531
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:38,879
Speaker 3: let bygones, I was like, yeah, those lazy bastards.

532
00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:39,520
Speaker 1: Just let them be.

533
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,040
Speaker 4: Let the kids swim.

534
00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:49,440
Speaker 3: Let's go to Tanny here, Tanny thirteen one six five

535
00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:50,560
Speaker 3: of what were you doing wrong?

536
00:24:52,119 --> 00:24:55,480
Speaker 7: So I freeze my credit card in the freezer because

537
00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:58,760
Speaker 7: that's what I thought freezing a credit card.

538
00:24:58,560 --> 00:25:01,520
Speaker 2: Meant no, no, no way?

539
00:25:02,359 --> 00:25:02,840
Speaker 1: How long?

540
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:04,640
Speaker 4: How long were you doing it?

541
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:05,879
Speaker 7: Three years.

542
00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:08,720
Speaker 4: The whole time?

543
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:11,919
Speaker 1: How many cards? How many cards did you have in

544
00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:12,879
Speaker 1: the freezer? Toney?

545
00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:14,920
Speaker 10: Three?

546
00:25:15,359 --> 00:25:16,080
Speaker 1: Shut up?

547
00:25:18,119 --> 00:25:18,760
Speaker 14: Shut up?

548
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:20,400
Speaker 1: So wait wait wait wait wait wait.

549
00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:23,000
Speaker 2: So so so you got wind of some sort of

550
00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:26,879
Speaker 2: credit card theft. Yeah, but you call the bank and

551
00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:30,000
Speaker 2: you're like, guys, you guys, someone's using my credit card

552
00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:33,400
Speaker 2: and they said go freezy card and you were like, Yep,

553
00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:35,199
Speaker 2: no worries, and you went and chucked it next to

554
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:37,920
Speaker 2: the frozen peas well.

555
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:42,840
Speaker 9: Yeah, I put it in like a little cubeer.

556
00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:48,960
Speaker 2: Given that it is a Friday, I get a chance

557
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,280
Speaker 2: to dip back into this little book of radio ideas

558
00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:54,240
Speaker 2: that you put together ten years ago. And they are

559
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:57,639
Speaker 2: genuinely awful. But gee whiz do they make me laugh.

560
00:25:58,720 --> 00:25:59,920
Speaker 4: It's time for Will and Would.

561
00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:03,439
Speaker 14: Old radio ideas we thought were great, but with the

562
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:05,879
Speaker 14: benefit of hindsight, we're rather crap.

563
00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:08,880
Speaker 1: There's been some stinkers in here.

564
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:12,240
Speaker 3: I actually think they aged well, Like like a fine wine.

565
00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:16,400
Speaker 3: Let's not forget last week rolled one of these puppies out.

566
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:19,600
Speaker 3: It's gold, straight up gold.

567
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:21,720
Speaker 1: We were lucky to get a call, you know, you

568
00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:24,439
Speaker 1: know that we were like, we were not lucky. You know,

569
00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:25,119
Speaker 1: we were lucky.

570
00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:28,280
Speaker 2: Have you ever accidentally triggered a man hunt me? She

571
00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:31,040
Speaker 2: whizz to get as well? Just ask anyone if they've

572
00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:32,600
Speaker 2: accidentally flown around satin.

573
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,719
Speaker 1: We were lucky that we got a call. We were

574
00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:36,440
Speaker 1: very lucky. Actually was a cracker of a call.

575
00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:41,439
Speaker 7: I moved into a new property and wanted to build

576
00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:45,080
Speaker 7: a really big veggie patch and didn't think much of it.

577
00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:47,960
Speaker 7: When I went to Bunnings and brought a lot of fertilizer,

578
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:50,680
Speaker 7: I had the Australian Federal Police on my door within

579
00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:52,200
Speaker 7: twelve hours.

580
00:26:53,359 --> 00:26:53,719
Speaker 4: Awesome.

581
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:55,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, that actually was a good call. I didn't mind that.

582
00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:57,639
Speaker 2: But I mean, like just flicking through them here, like

583
00:26:57,720 --> 00:27:00,159
Speaker 2: what did your what did your mum make you do?

584
00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:01,679
Speaker 1: He's one that.

585
00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:04,840
Speaker 4: We've broad It's definitely broad. It's a broad one.

586
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:09,760
Speaker 1: One that we've dodged in the past. What's your dream tweet?

587
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:11,680
Speaker 1: We've also mean what's your dream?

588
00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:16,320
Speaker 3: I managed to skip us Twitter might be new when

589
00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:20,199
Speaker 3: I was trying to trying to insert myself into the

590
00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:21,960
Speaker 3: sodcast and the Twitter spear.

591
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:26,320
Speaker 1: What's your dream tweets? That's pretty good. I don't really

592
00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:28,439
Speaker 1: run that again. I don't really run it again. I

593
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:30,679
Speaker 1: don't find that. I mean this, what's good about this?

594
00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:36,000
Speaker 1: Sometimes there's so bad that they can be good. All right?

595
00:27:36,119 --> 00:27:39,640
Speaker 1: Here were another one here described the driver.

596
00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:42,760
Speaker 4: Dot dot dot describe the driver.

597
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:47,040
Speaker 1: That's so good.

598
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:49,720
Speaker 2: So just bring me to contexts. Well, you wrote these down.

599
00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:52,280
Speaker 2: These weren't just like journal like you wrote them down

600
00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:54,600
Speaker 2: and then you emailed them to our producer at the time,

601
00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:56,480
Speaker 2: and he sort of put them together in the book

602
00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:57,280
Speaker 2: and collated them.

603
00:27:57,320 --> 00:27:59,359
Speaker 3: I actually don't mind described the driver, by the way,

604
00:27:59,359 --> 00:28:01,360
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure that it's just me coming on air

605
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:04,920
Speaker 3: and going like blue eyes, brown glasses, brown.

606
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:07,399
Speaker 4: Shorts and like a blue T shirt. If that's you,

607
00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:09,000
Speaker 4: cool now, And then it's like.

608
00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:09,960
Speaker 1: I don't mind it.

609
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:11,520
Speaker 3: And then it's like, oh my god, we've got what

610
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:14,080
Speaker 3: I had backwards you're wearing.

611
00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:16,520
Speaker 4: And the more specific you go, the more points you get.

612
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:18,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't bloody mind that.

613
00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:19,760
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, thank you.

614
00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:20,199
Speaker 5: Geez.

615
00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:23,199
Speaker 3: You can go down to name age, occupation and if

616
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:25,800
Speaker 3: it's you and imagine sitting there being like, hi, crap,

617
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:26,840
Speaker 3: they've just described to me.

618
00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:29,520
Speaker 1: Flipped me. He's flipped me. I mean, this is what's good.

619
00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:30,600
Speaker 1: You know what this one's good.

620
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:33,440
Speaker 2: Great about this book is like, these are fledgling ideas

621
00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:35,280
Speaker 2: and I'm going to be honest, mate, More often than not,

622
00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:36,560
Speaker 2: you and I both write.

623
00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:37,840
Speaker 1: An email in the morning to the team.

624
00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:40,360
Speaker 2: You know, we should over a few ideas, some of

625
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:42,040
Speaker 2: our gear for the day, and more often than not

626
00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:44,040
Speaker 2: I read your gear and I'm just like, I have

627
00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:47,600
Speaker 2: no idea what you've put down there. Yeah, that's because

628
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:49,720
Speaker 2: you don't get a chance to explain yourself exactly.

629
00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:52,040
Speaker 3: It's how to communicate over email. It's a big floor

630
00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:52,680
Speaker 3: in the system.

631
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:58,600
Speaker 4: What no one gets me? No one gets me, and

632
00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:01,040
Speaker 4: I hate that. Okay, I think I operate a too

633
00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:01,920
Speaker 4: high a level.

634
00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:04,040
Speaker 1: To describe your driver.

635
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:06,040
Speaker 2: I don't mind that when I put that down, because

636
00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:07,800
Speaker 2: just one of these to do today.

637
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:07,960
Speaker 1: Of course.

638
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,880
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, okay, so describe your driver. That would be good.

639
00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:13,640
Speaker 1: That's up there, that would be good. I've got I've

640
00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:15,040
Speaker 1: got a couple more here that I just want to

641
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:15,880
Speaker 1: explore with you.

642
00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:16,600
Speaker 4: Please.

643
00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:19,920
Speaker 1: When did you quote the Internet?

644
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:23,440
Speaker 4: No, cheers, let's move on, move on.

645
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:27,240
Speaker 3: I think I got into Wikipedia at that stage, and

646
00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:29,120
Speaker 3: I was doing that a lot at dinner parties.

647
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:31,880
Speaker 2: Okay, this one here, I need I might need you

648
00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:32,720
Speaker 2: to explain this one.

649
00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:34,560
Speaker 1: This is the only one that's up for grabs for mine.

650
00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:38,959
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just it's just two words you've just written,

651
00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:39,800
Speaker 2: dolphin talk.

652
00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:47,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, ship mate, I don't know. We were partying a

653
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:47,920
Speaker 4: lot back.

654
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:50,200
Speaker 1: Don't blame them.

655
00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:55,000
Speaker 4: I reckon that might have been a three. Yeah, no mate,

656
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:55,360
Speaker 4: I don't know.

657
00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:57,600
Speaker 1: All right, Well, let's describe your driver.

658
00:29:57,720 --> 00:29:59,600
Speaker 2: Then I was happy to throw the phones open for

659
00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:02,640
Speaker 2: dolphin talk and just leave it open to interpretation and

660
00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:04,360
Speaker 2: just see what people came up with.

661
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:07,840
Speaker 1: Describe your driver, So you want to do it?

662
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:09,640
Speaker 2: Okay, So the way this works is you and I

663
00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:13,600
Speaker 2: have to describe a driver, someone that's in their car

664
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:16,000
Speaker 2: right now. Let's make it and be as specific as

665
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:18,360
Speaker 2: we like, and then we see if that person actually calls.

666
00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:20,560
Speaker 3: Let's keep going back and forth. Right now, we're going

667
00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:22,680
Speaker 3: to come up with six, so three each.

668
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:23,440
Speaker 4: You start.

669
00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:28,760
Speaker 3: Just just name a descriptive about a person. Go blonde hair, blonde,

670
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:37,360
Speaker 3: great name, Aaron Ratty, legs, skinny legs, let's say skinny legs.

671
00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:48,200
Speaker 4: I'm gonna say, wearing a tie, any belly button, any

672
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:53,000
Speaker 4: belly button, okay, and last one.

673
00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:56,040
Speaker 2: These are all physical features. Do we go with like

674
00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:58,080
Speaker 2: a squeaky voice or something so people can hear.

675
00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:00,200
Speaker 4: Oh, that's a nice idea. I want to go squeaky voice, though,

676
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:00,920
Speaker 4: I will go.

677
00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:09,480
Speaker 3: I'm going to go English, give an English accent, Jesus English.

678
00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:11,880
Speaker 4: Okay, So here it is, everybody, I mean, this is

679
00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:12,280
Speaker 4: the game.

680
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:13,280
Speaker 1: This is the game. Okay.

681
00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:15,760
Speaker 4: So what are looking for? If you have blonde hair?

682
00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:18,120
Speaker 4: You're called Aaron, you.

683
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:22,200
Speaker 3: Have skinny legs, you're wearing a tie, you have an

684
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:29,280
Speaker 3: any belly button, and you're English.

685
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:31,280
Speaker 4: How many call right now?

686
00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:33,720
Speaker 1: How many people listen to us like that?

687
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:35,200
Speaker 4: Is not that many?

688
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:35,920
Speaker 1: Blonde hair?

689
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:39,840
Speaker 2: If your name is Aaron, you've got blonde hair, ratty legs,

690
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:42,480
Speaker 2: you wear a tie, you have an illy bit, any

691
00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:44,160
Speaker 2: belly button, and you have an English accent.

692
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:46,240
Speaker 1: The number is thirteen one oh six five.

693
00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:48,200
Speaker 4: Even if you've got four of six, will take it?

694
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:50,800
Speaker 1: Change it now?

695
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:53,640
Speaker 2: Got a little book here. Ten years ago. Wood he

696
00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:56,880
Speaker 2: wrote his radio Linears Down. Ninety nine percent of them

697
00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:57,440
Speaker 2: didn't make.

698
00:31:57,360 --> 00:31:59,400
Speaker 1: The radio show that we worked on back.

699
00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:05,240
Speaker 2: Then because he was misinterpreted, misunderstood, couldn't couldn't explain himself.

700
00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:08,680
Speaker 2: So today we are resurrecting some of those ideas.

701
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:12,200
Speaker 14: It's time for will and Woodies old radio ideas we

702
00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:15,400
Speaker 14: thought for great, but with the benefit of hindsight, we're

703
00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:16,160
Speaker 14: rather crap.

704
00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:18,800
Speaker 3: I you need to change the opener. I think what

705
00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:22,120
Speaker 3: we're finding is I was too progressive. I was before

706
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:23,000
Speaker 3: my time.

707
00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:27,040
Speaker 2: All right, So again a lot of these are half baked.

708
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:29,480
Speaker 2: So I have to just say what it is, say

709
00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:31,320
Speaker 2: what's written on the page here and then what he

710
00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:32,960
Speaker 2: has to elaborate. And the one that I hit in

711
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:35,800
Speaker 2: with just before the song was an idea he's got

712
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:37,960
Speaker 2: written down as described the driver.

713
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:40,720
Speaker 3: And I always love this idea. It never made a

714
00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:44,120
Speaker 3: radio show until now. But effectively, you just you just

715
00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:47,640
Speaker 3: name things about a person, any random thing about a person.

716
00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:50,040
Speaker 3: I like coming up with six and then you just

717
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:52,880
Speaker 3: go all right, if that's you, give the radio show

718
00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:53,240
Speaker 3: a call.

719
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:55,320
Speaker 2: And look, this is the first time we've actually done this,

720
00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:59,280
Speaker 2: so I feel like we went quite broad. Well, I'm

721
00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:03,360
Speaker 2: still brought six items, but we've lived down six things

722
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:06,800
Speaker 2: between us. This is the driver that we described, blonde hair,

723
00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:11,680
Speaker 2: whose name is Aaron. He has ratty legs, he's wearing

724
00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:15,680
Speaker 2: a tie, he has an inny belly button and has

725
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:17,440
Speaker 2: an English accent.

726
00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:21,640
Speaker 1: That's it, Okay, they're the six Yes, that's the criterion.

727
00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:27,000
Speaker 1: The question is will we find an Aaron with those

728
00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:29,880
Speaker 1: physical features? I mean, it's exciting, isn't it. There are

729
00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:32,480
Speaker 1: people that have called, There are people that call. Now

730
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:34,960
Speaker 1: I'm not convinced yet. Well, let's go through them. Let's

731
00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:35,640
Speaker 1: go through the list.

732
00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:38,760
Speaker 3: Well to worry. The first call is called James. I

733
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:41,640
Speaker 3: think you've missed the bit, James. How are you calling? Mate?

734
00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:43,960
Speaker 7: So I wrung it up because I've got four out

735
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:44,400
Speaker 7: of six?

736
00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:47,280
Speaker 1: Want to say that it was a contingency.

737
00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:49,200
Speaker 4: Why did you have, James?

738
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:56,640
Speaker 2: So, I've got skinny eggs, Yeah, yeah, any yep, English accent.

739
00:33:57,120 --> 00:34:00,479
Speaker 6: English accent, which of course, and then I've got strawberry blonde.

740
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:03,640
Speaker 2: We'll give me three out of six then, James, I mean,

741
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:04,680
Speaker 2: piss poor performance.

742
00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:07,080
Speaker 4: If I'm being totally honest with you, thanks for calling James.

743
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:09,399
Speaker 1: Were out of six? You didn't even have blonde here?

744
00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:10,560
Speaker 1: He had strawberry blonde.

745
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:10,880
Speaker 8: That's all.

746
00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:11,920
Speaker 4: What's it's a blonde?

747
00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:12,920
Speaker 1: James?

748
00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:17,759
Speaker 2: I mean, like Jesus Christ, that is I'm disappointed putting

749
00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:18,560
Speaker 2: a call across.

750
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:20,440
Speaker 1: I mean, totally honest. Just call up.

751
00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:22,880
Speaker 2: If your name is Tom, sorry, mate, I'll tell you what.

752
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:24,919
Speaker 2: I've got a ninny belly button. I'm wearing a tie,

753
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:27,160
Speaker 2: but I'm from South Africa. My name is Tom.

754
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:27,920
Speaker 4: We're just padding.

755
00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:30,439
Speaker 3: We're just padding for time and hopefully Aaron, the real Aaron,

756
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:32,399
Speaker 3: is going to call. But we do have another pad here,

757
00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:36,080
Speaker 3: a woman called Amanda. Amanda, you're clearly not the person

758
00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:39,000
Speaker 3: we're describing, but you know someone who is exactly this.

759
00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:43,160
Speaker 9: I do my to say, well, nephew, his name's Aaron.

760
00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:47,000
Speaker 9: He hasn't any belly button, yea, he wears the tie.

761
00:34:47,239 --> 00:34:49,160
Speaker 1: Ye what else?

762
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:52,480
Speaker 9: He's got blonde hair, and we also have English in us,

763
00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:54,800
Speaker 9: so he has got a slight English accent. Don't you

764
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:55,919
Speaker 9: think he doesn't do his drive?

765
00:34:57,120 --> 00:34:59,200
Speaker 3: That's right, didn't have to drive. Oh it's called describe

766
00:34:59,239 --> 00:35:00,680
Speaker 3: the driver on the game.

767
00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:04,279
Speaker 1: It's not even her.

768
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:08,320
Speaker 2: We're not talking about people, you know, we're talking about.

769
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:10,440
Speaker 1: Oh geez, here we go.

770
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:11,239
Speaker 4: I've got an Aaron.

771
00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:14,520
Speaker 1: We've got it out, We've got it. We have an Aaron.

772
00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:17,520
Speaker 2: All right, we've described a driver with six you've got

773
00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:20,600
Speaker 2: to tick the six boxes here six criterion blonde hair

774
00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:23,520
Speaker 2: named Aaron ratty Legs, wearing a tie, any belly button

775
00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:27,040
Speaker 2: with an English accent. Aaron you've called, will give you

776
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:29,000
Speaker 2: the name. So you've got one out of six.

777
00:35:29,719 --> 00:35:31,120
Speaker 6: I've got one out of six, mate.

778
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:33,560
Speaker 7: The only thing I don't have is the English act.

779
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:35,040
Speaker 10: I've got all other five.

780
00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:37,640
Speaker 4: So we're at five. We're at five out of sea.

781
00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:40,600
Speaker 2: So Aaron, you have ratty Legs, blonde hair, you wear

782
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:42,280
Speaker 2: a tie and an inny belly button.

783
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:45,360
Speaker 7: Absolutely, five out of the six, mate, extrawdinary.

784
00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:47,920
Speaker 4: That's impressive, Aaron. That is bloody impressive.

785
00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:49,960
Speaker 1: But we're still not there. We're going to have to pow.

786
00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:55,080
Speaker 4: Oh my god, we've got another Aaron. We've got another Aaron.

787
00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:58,080
Speaker 3: Oh buddy, I mean, this is the whole segment on

788
00:35:58,120 --> 00:35:59,719
Speaker 3: the line right now.

789
00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:00,480
Speaker 4: Hello, Aaron.

790
00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:05,200
Speaker 1: Hello, the accent. We'll give him the accent.

791
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,359
Speaker 2: Given the accent, Hey on, Aaron, Aaron, Aaron, You've got

792
00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:10,279
Speaker 2: five other things to get and I'm going to go

793
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:16,480
Speaker 2: through them one by one. Okay, already, all right? Do

794
00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:17,600
Speaker 2: you have blonde hair?

795
00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:18,719
Speaker 7: I do.

796
00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:21,880
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna need photo evidence of this afternoon,

797
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:24,600
Speaker 1: by the way before pras.

798
00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:25,439
Speaker 4: That's fair.

799
00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:27,880
Speaker 2: He's got blonde hair. Your name's Aaron. You've got an

800
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:30,080
Speaker 2: English accent. You've got three out of the six?

801
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:33,880
Speaker 1: Okay? Are you wearing a tie?

802
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:36,880
Speaker 4: I am holy Marley, Holly, just approve it. What's the

803
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:37,800
Speaker 4: pattern on the tie?

804
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:41,600
Speaker 14: A shell?

805
00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:44,360
Speaker 7: Plos little what blue?

806
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:46,880
Speaker 10: And we like shellings on its.

807
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:47,680
Speaker 1: Shells on his tie?

808
00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:49,919
Speaker 4: A good time sounds like a good time.

809
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:52,120
Speaker 1: Do you have an inny belly button?

810
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:56,360
Speaker 10: It does go in because my fat comes around.

811
00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:59,080
Speaker 4: It We'll take that take.

812
00:36:59,239 --> 00:37:02,600
Speaker 1: This is the final question here is this is six

813
00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:05,600
Speaker 1: out of six. He is, how would you describe your legs?

814
00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:10,440
Speaker 10: Storks?

815
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:11,880
Speaker 14: Stork legs?

816
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:21,520
Speaker 2: Sounds pretty ready to meet with men? What are the chances?

817
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:22,040
Speaker 6: What?

818
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:29,839
Speaker 10: I love you as I love you, love your warning.

819
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:33,799
Speaker 1: Friday, exceptional care.

820
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:35,680
Speaker 13: It's Will and Woody.

821
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:39,600
Speaker 2: We've been asking you does the modern man match up

822
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:43,200
Speaker 2: to a traditional manly man? We are trying to find

823
00:37:43,239 --> 00:37:45,680
Speaker 2: out where the evolution of the modern man.

824
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:47,160
Speaker 1: Is going, and it's all thanks to Solo.

825
00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:51,960
Speaker 9: What we know sugar great refreshing takes Helo zero sugar.

826
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:54,839
Speaker 1: Here today's modern enlightened man.

827
00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:58,640
Speaker 2: Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills, sunchurched skills,

828
00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:00,279
Speaker 2: bow hunting skills.

829
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:03,520
Speaker 1: The making of the modern man, pewter hocking skills.

830
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:06,360
Speaker 2: Will and He has I said all thanks for Solo

831
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:09,600
Speaker 2: no sugar, great refreshing taste, Solow zero sugar boards. You

832
00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:13,480
Speaker 2: and I doing traditionally manly tasks and we are trying

833
00:38:13,719 --> 00:38:16,480
Speaker 2: to see whether or not a modern man can do

834
00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:21,000
Speaker 2: those tasks. This one took us really into the depths

835
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,920
Speaker 2: of a very manly task, which is that of cars.

836
00:38:24,239 --> 00:38:25,960
Speaker 4: Yeah. Absolutely not a skill.

837
00:38:25,719 --> 00:38:26,520
Speaker 1: For either of us.

838
00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:29,279
Speaker 2: Neither of us know anything about cars, but we thought

839
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:31,439
Speaker 2: we don't go down to a car garage and see

840
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:34,680
Speaker 2: if we could convince a very expensive car owner that

841
00:38:34,719 --> 00:38:37,200
Speaker 2: we were in fact his mechanics.

842
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:39,640
Speaker 13: Us we're trying to improve with modern man all thanks

843
00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:41,960
Speaker 13: for solo, which means that we're going to have to

844
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:46,680
Speaker 13: convince a Ferrari owner who's about to rock up that

845
00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:50,680
Speaker 13: we have just done a full sweep of his cart.

846
00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:52,760
Speaker 1: The challenge to begin. Mate.

847
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:56,439
Speaker 3: Hey boys, beautiful hog mate, beautiful hog Yeah.

848
00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:58,600
Speaker 1: Okay, so how did you get oil on that? How

849
00:38:58,680 --> 00:38:59,600
Speaker 1: much oil did you put in here?

850
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,240
Speaker 4: Shitloads shiploads of oil?

851
00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:08,520
Speaker 6: Oh no, oil, We didn't put shiploads in oily subjective toim.

852
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:11,200
Speaker 2: Okay, just run into the speaks of the car.

853
00:39:11,719 --> 00:39:13,719
Speaker 1: We've got some the purple pitch.

854
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:17,399
Speaker 6: Tail lights and the thirty inchpins tail that's a three

855
00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:20,839
Speaker 6: inch first, Just plates and shocks so I can get

856
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:25,360
Speaker 6: off my rocks and yeah.

857
00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:27,280
Speaker 1: You know, I am dragging. She's a real pussy wagon.

858
00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:34,160
Speaker 4: Sure if we can get the car started, the great Yeah, yeah.

859
00:39:34,239 --> 00:39:35,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll get the problem.

860
00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:38,759
Speaker 2: Do you want to jump in there with him?

861
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:41,840
Speaker 1: Sure? Yeah, you're getting here with him. That's a great idea.

862
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:46,919
Speaker 4: Viv here we go. Do you usually hold that down?

863
00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:49,160
Speaker 1: Mate? Who you got the key?

864
00:39:49,239 --> 00:39:49,439
Speaker 6: keV?

865
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:50,360
Speaker 4: I might have.

866
00:39:51,239 --> 00:39:52,600
Speaker 1: I'm gonna want to left the key in the op.

867
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:55,120
Speaker 1: You just sit right there, mate. How do I get out?

868
00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:58,239
Speaker 1: There's a little hand. Oh yeah, just two things.

869
00:39:58,440 --> 00:39:59,520
Speaker 4: We're just looking for the key.

870
00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:00,760
Speaker 1: Eas henry about.

871
00:40:01,719 --> 00:40:03,719
Speaker 2: We're just looking for the key for the four eight

872
00:40:03,719 --> 00:40:04,879
Speaker 2: eight down man.

873
00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:08,319
Speaker 3: You just stay here, but no, just get copy with

874
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:09,560
Speaker 3: the get company.

875
00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:13,799
Speaker 1: Get yourself all right, Well, we better get this out

876
00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:15,680
Speaker 1: of here. He's still looking.

877
00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:26,080
Speaker 4: I'm still looking something. You quoting Grace Lightning was truly extraordinary.

878
00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:28,560
Speaker 1: That's all I had. That's all I had.

879
00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:31,400
Speaker 2: The irony of the whole bit is in trying to

880
00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:34,799
Speaker 2: be a manly man. I was quoting a musical to him.

881
00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:38,000
Speaker 2: That just shows you how manly I am. Anyway, Look

882
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:39,719
Speaker 2: that video will be live on Will and Woody a

883
00:40:39,719 --> 00:40:41,480
Speaker 2: little bit later this morthen Then you can head over

884
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:43,520
Speaker 2: and check it out for yourselves. I think the game

885
00:40:43,640 --> 00:40:45,480
Speaker 2: was up when you asked him how to get out

886
00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:46,360
Speaker 2: of his own Ye.

887
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:50,520
Speaker 1: That, oh great stuff.

888
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:53,560
Speaker 2: It's all mean thanks to Solo No Sugar, great refreshing taste,

889
00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:55,759
Speaker 2: Solo zero sugar. As I said that video will be

890
00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:58,120
Speaker 2: up online will a little bit later on this evening.

891
00:40:58,200 --> 00:40:58,359
Speaker 1: It's